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Episode Date: March 11, 2026

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I'm Craig Melvin. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. I've always been a glass half-whole kind of guy. And now, I'm talking to some people who look at the world that way too. Some really fascinating folks who shared their defining moments, their triumphs, their challenges, Their stories are funny and my candid. So I hope you'll join me each week, and who knows? You might just come away with your own glass half full. Search Glass Halfall with Craig Nelson from today on YouTube and wherever you get your podcasts. Are we like, do you still want to do cold opens?

Just to give like some sort of pull in before starting like a long form discussion or anything? I mean, it's what the investors want. and I mean what the investors want, the investors get every time. I mean, I like shows with cold opens. I mean, I like... It kind of sets it up. You know the theme of the episode before... Yeah, I guess that it's not in our case.

But ours aren't themed to the episode unless... It's like we want to just on the spot to side with the episode it's going to be themed about. Sorry. This is... I got to get some new pants. I got to get some new digs. What's wrong with your... What's wrong with your pants?

I feel like I've owned them for a decade or more. What's the wrong with owning pants for a decade or more? You know? But wait, we're still doing cold opens or no? I guess. And then Luke. Yeah, you know what to do, Luke. I don't even have to tell.

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guess how much biotin it has? Dude, how much biotin does it have? 1,000% of my daily... 1,000% of my day... Dude, where's... Does this have any biotin in it? Yeah, dude,

I'm taking this all from my fucking skin in my hair and my nails, you know? That's why I drink Celsius. It's looking luscious and beautiful. It's that biotin. Dude, it's got riboflavin,

niacin, which is just vitamin B, I think, or C? Something like that. Dude, this only has 120% of my B6 and 250% of my B12.

That's it. I'm more healthy over here with my white monster. Yeah, dude. But. We get heart attacks at an early age because we're just drinking multiple. No, well, Aaron was doing this at our current age. Like, if you flash back, he was going, I can't record without this shit, dude.

I mean, my white monster. Yeah, I mean. He's, he literally, he got us addicted to it, dude. He's kind of the reason I looked at it like years later and went, you know, let me, let me give it a sip. Let me give it a little. And it wasn't that bad? So Aaron corrupted the Super Mega Boys by getting them addicted to caffeine. one of the most addictive substances on the fucking planet in the whole universe.

Add it to the list for that genocidal maniac. Aaron Hansen! Genicidal maniac. Yeah. It's true. It's true. What's up, everybody? Welcome to Super Mega Show.

The movie. It's not. It's not. There's nothing. I don't want to. That almost makes it seem like there's something super special or it's like super lengthy. Who knows about the length? That's always kind of like an improvisation.

miracle each time we record. If I'm having sex and I'm not sure if I'm not sure if it's going to be hard or not. Oh, nice. Right? Yeah. Not sure about the length. It's going to take a miracle. You know, sometimes it's a miracle and it's four inches.

Sometimes it's two, one. Two or one? Just not erect or is it like, do you have like different? No, I don't have different sized erections. It's more of it's just like, uh, sometimes it just doesn't do what it's, what the good lord put it on earth to do which was get hard well you do a lot of things with that thing that the good lord

didn't put it on here for so well that's you know you know the the good lord's rules on what should be done with the penis is a bit outdated in my opinion well I mean we talk about that

that fool Abraham way too much but I mean he did talk about cutting a penis off at one point I'm sure there's something about I'm sure there's a bunch of... I'm interested how many Bible verses where, like, God's directly being, like, talking about a penis. Because he did talk about a penis at one point,

and that's the whole Abraham story. He wasn't... And cut off your son's... You know. Like, he didn't say that. Right. Cut off your son's genitals. No, I was talking about giving him a haircut.

I was talking about his balls, not his penis. Fuck. Come on. It was just a whole misunderstanding. He was like, your son's hair is a little too long, Abraham. And go ahead and cut. I just want to put as an aside in this, since we talked about it so many times, the thing that separates this time we talk about Abraham and God cutting off,

wanting him to cut off his son's penis from any of the other times is that I picture in this era or in this segment, God has, he's got a new perm that he's trying out. Really, it's funny you say that because I was literally thinking God has an afro in this one. We'll be sick, right? What if God was a woman? With an afro? With an afro. We wrote a better song in like five seconds.

Yeah. It's not that hard. Ariana Grande. Yeah. Thank you next. She's not too big, you know. Is that about her weight? Well, with Ariana Grande, I thought she was going to be a big human.

I know with that name, right? Whether it's going to be seven feet, tall or seven feet wide. I thought it was going to be a Grande person. I'll tell you what, I went to the dang Taco Bell and I ordered myself on Ariana Grande. Is that part of your new type five? It is part of my new type five. I wouldn't use that. Really? Yeah, I wouldn't, I wouldn't start off with that at least. I thought that was one of the stronger things. Maybe midway through, if you see some guy moving to go to the restroom, probably now's a good time because that's when people are kind of like probably at their most vulnerable. They have to,

They're thinking of other things. They're peeing. I'm going to the, I think it was an open mic night tonight. At the mother ship, I know you're flying all the way to Austin. And I was going to do my, I was going to test out some new material,

and that was one of the stronger ones. As long as you're back by Monday. But don't, don't go on Kill Tony. They just embarrass people. All right, well. Don't, don't even do it for clout. They're just there to embarrass you. You jump, you, you kind of read my mind.

You about the next thing I was going to say. I'm going on Kill Tony Tonight They're gonna roast you alive No they're not Have you seen a Kill Tony episode They are ruthless Of course I've seen a Kill Tony episode

Dude I've seen every Kill Tony episode It's the epicenter of comedy It is dude Austin Texas Is the epicenter of all comedy these days They're on the fringe That's right And Tony Hinchcliff

He's like fucking King Neptune Of comedy Dude whenever I see him He's always like so He's just like beat red and like with sunglasses on or something. He seems out of it in those things. You know, he probably is on drugs. Tony Hinchcliff on drugs?

Yeah, dude. A comedian, a stand-up comedian on drugs? Okay, buddy. You see Tony Hinchcliff just, when pigs fly. Beat red in the face just. I know that's literally. Our little joke's not funny. Did you, uh, did you write this just like on the way here?

I can tell. No, everyone can tell. Am I going to get blacklisted from the Austin comedy scene if I say Tony Hinchcliff is not funny and he's annoying? I don't think there's anyone who you have to worry about. Tony Hinchcliff? He's going to be watching this go, oh, those assholes now. They're never coming on my podcast. Well, we haven't even done stand-up.

You know, something Noel has actually done. He's a real comedian. And we're not talking about the Noel that's referenced in the Christmas music. We're talking about Noel Miller. Yes. And I've seen Noel Miller. stand up twice. At the, yes, at the,

he did it at, what was it? There's like some clown club thing, downtown Beverly, I can't remember what it is. It's like a clown strip house or something. Yeah, Jumbos. Jumbos. I forgot the name.

He wasn't doing stand up that night, though. He was making me stand up. Oh, hey, yeah. Oh, yeah. Come on. Tim Allen. From how I met your Tim Allen. I thought it was from his new Native American routine he's doing it's just bad.

It's not good. I saw him do that on Kill Tony. I saw Timali quote recently that was, what was it? He was like, I don't believe in atheist. How do you not believe in something? He's like, it's like, there has to be a God for you not to believe in. And I was just like, it's one of those, you know, is it the naked gun or airplane? I think it's the naked gun where everyone, it's like naked gun three and a half, whatever the fuck, where they're all just like,

Like face palm. It's one of those moments. That reaction giff is what I picture to whenever I saw that quote. When I saw Tim Allen say that, I freaking face palm the freaking F out of myself. I said, have you seen the clip? This one's more recent. Have you seen the, actually I don't know if it's more recent, but have you seen the clip of him saying like how he was treated sometimes even worse than a black person? No.

He really said that? Yeah, I can't. Let me hold up. Luke, you're going to have to do a little. This has to be one of the... Oh my God. Does every clip need someone to explain it? Does every goddamn clip...

I'm sorry. This pisses me off because every time I try to open up a clip, I see the thumbnail. It's like, this is the clip I want. It's some fucking loser narrating the opening. Like, no one gives a fuck about this person. Like, I don't care about that. I get it. I get it.

We all want to be internet famous and shit. But just play the goddamn clip. Dude, I literally had that experience, like, two, nights ago where I was fucking God, sorry. I was trying to show Zeph a clip of ball lightning. And I was like, oh, here it is. Check out this clip. And I open it.

And it's the clip. And like a woman walks on screen. Like green screens like walks on. She's like, if you look here, you'll see it. And I was like, no, I stop. I just want to see the ball lightning. Let's see if I can find it. I think this is it.

This is like, I was treated just as badly as people of color. It's still a clip. But, you know, I got a bit. bit of it. They tricked you. Like, I miss a time where I, on the internet, there was a clip that I was like, oh, I got to show my friend this. Look it up. And like, the worst of it, it's like a jump scare prank, but that was like rare, few far between. It's like, you would find it. You'd find, you'd find keyboard cat. You'd find neon cat, you know? Now it's like, you see it and you're like, oh, dude, check out this keyboard cat clip. You click it. And it starts with some like, you ever had a, you ever met a cat? You ever had a pop tart? What happens if you mix the two? Well, this video is about to show. Yeah. So, this cat might be better at keyboard than Mozart. Take a look. We could start doing that.

Is that just, it's, it's, it might be the meta, dude. That's how we get views now. It's the best way to steal clips and, and form some sort of odd on. I don't even think these people form online personas. Like, these people disappear after like a few months, I'd imagine. I mean, I guess it's better than just, no, it's not actually. I was going to say it's better than just stealing the clip and uploading it, but it's like, it's just making it worse. It isn't equals three. It's, it's not like it's, it's a show where they're getting a, a slew of clips and making a compilation with funny little witty retorts in between.

Everyone wants to be Ray William Johnson these days. But no one wants to do the goddamn work. Exactly, dude. Luke. Just Luke catching a stray. Do you imagine, imagine Luke catching a stray bullet. He's fast. But I don't think that fast.

Dude, I just sprayed spit all over you. It's okay. Did you catch time? I'm basking in it. Yeah? It's the thing with these. Look, this is my underwear, dude. I didn't even notice that was your fucking underwear, man.

See, this is the problem with these pants. When I cross my legs, they start to go down. And this is my underwear again. Those are like compression. Underwear pops out on the podcast all the time. And Luke never mentions it. He never goes, Ryan. It's embarrassing.

Your tidy witties are showing. fair. I didn't notice either because your underwear is like the same color, almost same pattern as your pants. Camouflage. Yeah. Right? Yeah. It is camouflage. Not like army camouflage, but it is, it's, uh, gross, dude. I, but I moved away from the mic to burp. All right, tazade. What was the thing? Oh, yeah, on stream, I moved away from the mic to eat my nutrigran. Eat my nutrigraine. Yeah. Just him, uh, in the recording studio. Like he misses the whole first bar Because he's just Eating the bar

He starts choking on it Drinks water Like calm it down But it just makes it a little worse He's missed the whole first two verses He just tries to start it It's like a damn Family Guy bit

He seems like a person That just spawns into existence Like a beetle juice you know I don't know he's not as short as that Taye Zonde you know like I

I can't picture him living a normal life like I'm trying to picture him at the grocery store but every time I do it's in some weird like very

colorful like almost using just like turning the saturation bar and just making sure the colors shine it's almost like a beautiful YouTube video he's like making funny

facial expressions while trying to pick out the right apple at a grocery store and he's singing to himself probably in the tone of chocolate rain. Red delicious. No, he's just whistling the song to himself

like helping people like still remember it. He's looking around like he's looking around like and sometimes he'll just like walk by a chocolate rain he goes over to the dairy section. Chocolate milk

Excuse me, Miss, do you remember chocolate rain? What? Nothing. It's fine. Chocolate rain. There's a man over there and he's making weird comments to people. He's saying something about chocolate and rain. When did chocolate rain come out?

2007, I think. There's so many viewers who were born after that that are almost 20. Isn't that insane? That's fucking freaky man. Isn't that crazy? They don't even remember chocolate rain, dude. I remember the day it happened. Sorry, that's the discussion we're having, but hearing it out loud.

Dude, they... Did the kids even remember chocolate rain anymore? What the hell's going on? I feel bad for them, though. I pity them. I really do. I pity them. I pity the fool.

Who doesn't hear chocolate raid. I pity the fool that doesn't remember chocolate rain. I pity the fool who doesn't get... I pity the fool who doesn't get... Well, I mean, Mr. T's timeless. Sergeant T. Is he dead? Huh?

Is he dead? I think so. Do he die? I asked my crystal ball last night and it said maybe. I don't know why. It didn't give me. That seems like a yes or no question to me. That could be like an Epstein type thing where it's like, you know, they said he died.

They said he died, but, you know, if you look into the files, there's some, it's like, well, why was his, why was his girlfriend emailing, you know, him years later? Like in. His life force is gone, but I'm still sensing his mana. You know, one of those. That's what the crystal ball told me. Did you remember that clip of like the psychic? a woman that was on the TV show and

like someone in the audience asked her about like their their dead family member and she's like yeah they're in water dude yes it's cringed he died in 9-11 but maybe the firefighters she keeps trying to blast it on the water

she's trying to move the goalpost down dude it's just like I the thing and I get it because these people are toying with like emotion like serious emotions but it's so cringe to me when people are like we're going to unmask this fortune teller or this person that says they can talk to the dead because in my head I'm just like I get it grief I do get it like grief horrible but it's just like it's just like

there's a point where it's like we got to know at some point in the 21st century that fortune tellers and and and people who talk to the dead that's just not you sure you want to go down that road I'm pretty sure I want to go down that road, dude. If we could do this, think of how much of our billions of dollars in government's funding would be like actually going to like breaching this. Like if ghosts were being caught on camera and there was some sort of way to incentivize someone to believe that I could live forever in some way or energy still persists, you'd think that, you know, that would be a bigger thing for for corporations to go after. know. You'd think like it would, there would be more of a stir. There would be a gold rush of

sorts for the ghost energy. You know, not everything's about money. Dude, here it is. In our world. In America. Well, see, that's the thing. We're not talking about our world, Ryan. We're talking about the next world where the ghosts are.

It's not about money there. But it's about money for us. I'm saying we would make a bigger deal about it. There would be there would be something. These billionaires wouldn't be dying, you know? That's true. They would just be like, we're the upper echelon. They'd be showing off that their ghosts in their casper form.

They'd be walking around, rubbing it in our faces. You pores can't live past death. So, you know what I mean? To the people that truly believe they can talk to ghosts, is it just like, I heard it in my head, man, it's true. I can talk to them. Believe what you want to believe, I guess. But like, I don't know.

I view it as kind of like, I don't believe in green witches that boil people in a stew. No, I've heard it all. All right, dude. Flying their broomsticks. And it's not a stew. It's a bubbling potion in a cauldron, dude. Very different.

And then there's going to be people, of course, that are like, well, of course, when you straw men witch is like that, you know, witches aren't green. They're not actually green and they don't boil caldrons of potions and stews. They use Twitter. Have you ever seen Never mind, I don't want to say it Because I don't want to spoil the movie because I enjoyed it And I think that would be a spoiled. Wicked? Wicked? Yeah. Was it going to be a wicked spoiler? She's a witch. Fuck.

Go to ads, Luke. Go to ads. We gotta have a talk. You fucking asshole, man. It's time to talk about hymns, baby. And I'm not talking about those little songs he's singing church. However, hymns is a service that makes me want to sing those songs from the highest mountains because they make me so happy. How do they make me happy? Well, they help me happy. Well, they help improve my confidence by stopping my thinning hair right in its tracks. Because when hair starts to thin, confidence can too. That's why Hymns makes it easy to feel like yourself again, with access to simple, personalized care that fits your life and your hair goals. Hymns offers

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With this like... I shoot you point blank in the face with a BB gun a thousand times. A thousand and three times. Oh, man, come on. You've crossed the line. And I am going to hold my mic like this. I can't pay attention sometimes to the conversation with... Sexy-Meggryphon up here.

This sexy-ass Meg Griffin up there. Well, I can put her over here if it... You know, I'm afraid that my underwear is not the only thing that's going to be slipping out of my shorts. My balls. Your balls? Slipping out of your shorts? Yeah.

Whoop. Like a marble. And I keep kicking them out of like reach. Fuck. Boom, boom, boom. You know? Hey. Hey, man, that's pretty good.

This is kind of the cool way to hold mics nowadays. I don't know if you got the memo. This? Like this. Yeah. Pinky's up for class. SpongeBob reference? No, it's not a Spongebob reference.

It's just what rich people do. Yeah, but the SpongeBob episode, they make a pretty big deal out of Pinky Up, you know, when they go into Sandy's house? No, yes, they're in Sandy's house. They're inside Sandy's, the dome, Sandy's half semispphere. What is it that they're doing? Are they getting ready to go to like, is it like, what's the premise of the episode? Dude, I'm trying to remember. They're trying to be, like, fancy, I think, right?

The whole thing's about being fancy. But for like for what purpose? There's all, you know, there's a. Dude, they're always up to some bullshit in the jeanie bottom. They are. They are. You know, he's going to be fucking annoying Squidward who just wants to play his damn clarinet. But SpongeBob has other plans.

He wants to jellyfish with his best friend Patrick, or he wants to flip those fucking crabby patties in a million fucking miles per hour. And Squidward just wants to relax, play his clarinet, work his shift, go home, and be done with it. Can you believe they're still releasing that shit? Dude, like, that's been around since 99. We're almost Dude, that's a long-ass time Like in a couple more years

It's three decades I saw Like a Like a clip from SpongeBob recently And it took me a second I was like That's what it looks like now Very clean

It's very clean But it's just like everything Like the proportions Just slightly slightly different from what I remember Same with the Simpsons I saw a thing from the Simpsons recently

And I was like Damn that's way too clean way too clean. Like they make just the proportions and it's just not, it's not what it used to be, brother. When did since Simpsons start to air? Just early 90s? Oh shit, 89.

10 years before SpongeBob. Damn, so it's about to be 40 coming in 29. Yeah, yeah. Simpsons is the longest animated sitcom ever. And no shows ever going to surpass that, I don't think. Family guy could do it. Family guy's been canceled. three times. It's too late.

Has the Simpsons never been like off and then back on? Never. It's just... Yeah. And South Park? South Park has been going since 99. But I'm seeing at some point like if you know, it's just like if if the Simpsons ended tomorrow, then there's

sure, yeah. Catchup time, right? So it's like... I guess, but that's such a... I mean, it's still a decade more than South Park. Yeah. So it's like South Park would have to be going If Simpsons ended today, South Park would need to go another decade to even just hit that. Isn't there no other animated show that's lasted like the test of time? No, dude, Simpsons. You'll never stop The Simpsons.

That's a Simpsons song. You'll never stop the Simpsons. I can't wait for the episode about the feet massages on planes. Dude. Who cares that the man got a damn foot massage on an airplane? You haven't? Have you? Well, not on

Jeffrey Epstein's airplane Yeah, I've massaged my own feet I had bunions I'll tell you man I was in that middle seat It was a long flight I had to take my shoes off And rub those things

Whoa dude What was that That was water going like It went I felt it go up here It kind of went through This a weird tube I went who

I don't know Yeah It's like my body was a crazy straw My body is a crazy straw You know John Mayor. Oh, John Onger. John Lennon.

John Lennon. God damn. Your body is a wonderland. Your body is a wonderland. What we're about to ask? I was reading up on the Beatles movies last night that are coming out in 2028. Dude, I love it. Dude, we got to, the Beatles verse is about to get big.

Dude, if you guys thought the Beatles verse was crazy before that, how many Beatles movies are coming out in the year of our Lord 2026? None this year. as far as I know, but 2028, four coming out on one day. Wait, is it about all four of them and that it's different perspectives? And you have to go see each one. How many Beatles were there? Five. Are you serious? And there like five beetles? Are you fucking kidding me right now, dude? How many Beatles were there? Ringo, Rango, bingo. Bongo. Bongo. And John Lennon. And John Lennon. And you had like seven kind of deformed like, like, it's like the, it's like Snow White and the, the seven dwarves. They're all just kind of like weird, short little bingo bongo, bongo, Rango, Ringo, Rufus.

Dufus. Dude, you fucking called him Rufus once when we were like, wait, who? You did. You called Ringo Rufus. Yeah. I don't even think it was on recording. I think it was like over there. I think we were just fucking chilling.

You were trying to remember his name? You were talking about the... But you knew what I was talking about. Yeah, with the second he took you a bit. I knew who you meant. It made me laugh so hard. You know who's playing Rufus in the Rufus movie, right? Who?

Barry. Kramer? No, not from GameGrums. Dude, imagine that, though. Imagine Barry from GameGroms playing Rufus. He could do it. Dude, when he puts his mind to something, he does it. When he puts his mind to something, it happens.

It's like... I could see genuinely, like, if you took a time machine back, you find a caveman that looks just like Barry, discovering fire. And you could follow that lineage. Each time, it's a major discovery. The Kramerverse. In the human evolution, a human industrial ingenuity gets just thrown forwards every time a Barry Kramer is born in this lineage. Every time a bell rings. A Barry Kramer gets its rings.

Barry Kramer. Wings. Barry Kramer was the one who, fuck. Sorry, whatever you're, it did. Kramer. Sorry. There's a, it's just, whenever I say his name,

there's a flash of Seinfeld that happens. Dude, honestly. Like a little like, too. Barry is so lucky that his last name is literally fucking Kramer. Like, how cool is that, right? It's fucking awesome. Like, Barry from Game Gromps,

the one and only, not only see Barry from Game Grom's. His last name is Kramer. Like from Seinfeld. And my last name is just something you say when you forget someone's last name. Ryan McGee over there, you know. Yeah, you know, good old, good old Ryan McGee. Yeah, exactly.

My last name, reference to, uh, not any. Electricity. That's a spoiler, dude. For the super megaverse in 2028. I'm going to get electric powers. You know this. Again, you're spoiling. Stop.

No, but Barry Cogan. He's playing Ringo. Nice. I do like his... I love that he brings an oddness to his roles that I don't see in anyone else. And he does it so effortless. Effortlessly. Which is not an effortless word to say. Why did I have trouble saying that? Effortlessly. It's hard to say sometimes. Effortlessly. You have to put some effort into saying effortlessly. I really want to rewatch that He wasn't like a he was kind of more of a side character In it but it's the Oh no It's the one where it's like I don't like you anymore

And if you talk to me each time you talk to me I'm gonna cut off a part of my body Yeah yeah yeah yeah And Sheerin I haven't seen it I enjoyed it the first time Just because I like seeing a movie where I'm like I haven't seen that before Type of vibe

It's, you know, my least favorite thing in a movie is like, kind of like guessing how, not even guessing how it's going to end because it's not even that smart, but knowing how it's going to end and just having to ride out the last 45 minutes of the movie going, yep, just sitting there, just waiting. Yep. Well, I know what kind of movie this is. Honestly, uh, Barry Cogan playing, uh, Rufus is, because I, I keep seeing pictures of them recently at like events. And I'm like, what's up?

his hair. What's going on? He's doing the Beatles thing, right? That's got to be it. Yeah, that's why. And I, and I was like, that's a interesting haircut. It's a very interesting haircut. I was, I was like, is that really, he's just, is that like his personal choice? He's just choosing to, he's like, that's what he's rocking with these days. Who's going to play John Leonard? The guy that plays, actually, it's funny, it's a guy that plays Howard from Big Bang Theory. Is it really? Yeah. Because, I mean, he has the bulk of you. But I imagine. Imagine, dude. They just get the cash of the big bank theory to play the Beatles.

Raj? Who would Raj play? You play Ringo. Paul McCartney. Paul McCartney. No, dude. But actually, John Leonard is played by, you know, he's played by the guy from fucking beach rats where he's like, you think so how in two guys.

Wait, is it? Wait, I can't picture him being John. Lennon. He is, though. Because he has, for me, when I picture that trailer, I have to look at, I have to watch that movie. You know, two, two girls make out. It's hot. I think it's how when two guys do it.

I think it's hot when two guys do it. I just remember sitting there in the theaters. And you and I just like, what? When that part happened, it was like a silent movie theater. And you and I just being so immature, just like, it was his delivery. It was very hard not to bust out laughing. You know, it gives off. It's like, you know, that vibe.

Forrest Gump. I was doing a stupid face for those listening. You think it's hot when two guys do it? Yes. Imagine Forrest. It's like the scene where he's in Ginny's dorm. Yes. You know, Forrest, two girls can kiss and it's hot.

You think it's hot when two guys do it? I mean, it's also, it's the way that the whole trailer is like building up. It's like music, whatever. But it's like it goes silent when he says that. It's like, it's hot when two guys do it? I think it's hot when two guys do it? I mean, it gets really serious. I think it kind of falls flat a little, because correct me if I'm wrong, it came out in the same era or time-ish of...

Yeah, Moonlight. Where it's like, Moonlight is just a phenomenal film. And this felt like, I don't know, it was just... Oh, they done made Moonlight with White Boys. I mean, kind of, yeah. The story that's never been seen before. That's what it felt like. Okay, I have heard, though, the Beach Rats is a really good movie.

I have heard that, but I haven't seen it. So, you know, I'm going to continue living in ignorance. See, the thing is I do want to see it, but also part of me is like, I don't, I don't want it ruined. I don't want the, I don't want that scene. Is there any ways? That scene is so preserved and perfect in my head. Just the, he's how it when two guys do it? I mean, we can share the clip of it.

Yeah, go ahead, Luke. The thing is how one two guys make out? It might not even be that funny. It might just like, like, in 2026 just look like a normal fucking like, that's, yeah, it's a part of a trailer where a guy's questioning his sexuality. What's funny about that, guys? Luke, can you not roll your eyes when we ask? you to do something, dude, please. I could feel it through.

I could feel your energy through. You felt that too. You know what, Luke? Here's Luke recreating that part of the trailer. I'm just kidding. I'm not going to make you do that. But I would like you to do a handstand. And then recreate it while you're upside down doing a handstand. Go.

I was going to have a backflip, but it's fun. Doing a backflip from a handstand. For those for those wondering where that video is, of course. It's in our private glove. Yeah, exactly. Luke did it for us. He didn't do it for y'all. He did it for us.

The Watson McGee files. Watson hyphen McGee files. But seriously, that movie is apparently really good. So is a couple. Line King, too. It's also really good. I was about talking about... Deception.

I was going to talk about gay cinema. And you brought up Lion King, too, which is a perfect. That's gay cinema? Yeah, it is. Pillion looks good. I want to see that. With Dudley? With Dudley and Tarzan.

Scarsguard? Mm-hmm. Because he played Tarzan. He did. Samuel Jackson. We've said this before. Samuel Jackson is the evil hunter man. And Scarsguard is Tarzanne.

But like, dude, in the movie Tarzan movie from Warner Brothers. Dude, I forgot they did that. Half a decade ago. That's another one of those things where it's like, we have this IP, just go ahead. make it live action. Yeah. We'd need to maintain the rights, I guess, in some degree. Even though I think Tarzan is public domain.

I mean, if Disney, if Warner Brothers wouldn't be putting out a Tarzan movie. You're right, because Tarzan was Disney. Disney wouldn't let that fly. Dude, it's got to be public domain, which means you and I can make Tarzan, but a horror movie. Dude, Tarzan, but it's nightmare fuel. Dude, Tarzan, except he's, he works at a pizzeria and there's animal, Animal Tronics Animal Tronics.

I committed to the mistake there. I thought it was funny. Animalronics is, I mean, honestly, that's a cool-ass movie idea, too. Animal Tronics. Dude,

have you seen Animal Tronics? It's a great movie. I think it's hot when two animatronics do it. You know, Mark make movie. Jack apparently making movie. Jack's making an Ayn Rand

or Ayn Rand, like Atlas shrugged I think he's doing a new rendition of that and then you got the what are they called the Fine Brothers No the Australia or the New Zealand

Cold ones Come on now They did like the Rocka Brackett Yeah the McDonald The Ronald McDonald videos And now Dude actually

I'm feeling a bit Inspired because you know why Tell me 825 they're picking up YouTubers, bro. Dude, well, there's the backroom's movie that's coming out.

Yeah, by Kane Parsons. He's a YouTuber. We have a horror movie idea, A24, but it's a secret. How long until Hunter gets an A24 movie? He could do it right now if he wanted to.

The thing is, he would just need to shop himself to producers, but producers see just the pool he has, see what's going on in the landscape with, like, Mark and all that shit. And that's an easy, I think that's an easy green light

for like A-20. or neon or something like that. I can't wait until Hunter inevitably gets an 824 movie, a horror movie, and people are going to go back in this clip and be like, they predicted it. Yeah, we did. So 824, give the Super Mega Brothers a movie. Dude, honestly, you and I can fucking crush an 824 movie.

You know it. Well, first, we'd like to, well, you know, one for them, one for us. When we make their studio slop, we get to make holes too. which apparently by the way with Shia LaBuff dude imagine if we got to get all the original cast back Do you think Shiaub would do that No

If we approached him when we're like listen Shia I think Shia just hates life and everyone in it From every video I see Yeah because he hasn't got that chance to do holes too yet I mean he's of course in the throes of like mental illness And maybe drugs or something Yeah I feel bad commenting on it I guess But he's he hasn't been a good boy

He's been a bad boy He's been a bad boy So we might need to make him dig five Fife I just imagine his smash cut to him Like just watching this podcast clip Sitting in like in his house Just with just a joint

Oh kill them Dude I just spittled all over myself I've spittled on myself And you like three times this episode Like my mouth is foaming today Dude I picture like he's just an he's just an He's the type of like energy that I don't like being around, just very intense.

You haven't been around him before? How do you know? Haven't you seen all those classic videos of, there's one of like him in a truck staring someone down? Yeah. There's a... What about when he's freestyling, dude? What about the ones where he's just having fun during Mardi Gras?

I don't know if he was having fun. Well, not that video. I'm talking about the one where he's dancing and stuff. Oh, I haven't seen that. I saw someone found his driver's license I did see that yeah Will you buy that if uh I we could

It's hard because My perspective Is like I have so much Nostalgia baked in With Shia LaBuff Because not you know Even Stevens Um

Which led to like him doing Uh like a Disney Like a few Disney channel like original movies And then Holes comes out And that's like And I forgot about it Until we did it for Uncle Sleepover we saw the credits where it was like introducing Shia Lulup,

that was his breakout role. So like we've we've experienced Shaya since he was a kid. So our perspective is just like, I don't know, for people who were born like we were saying who were about to turn 20 or whatever, they just see the- They have transformer Shia Labauff.

Like that's what he's from. He's kind of older, he's 20-something, you know? And they just know about his, they will not replace us or whatever it what was I'm not famous anymore they will not replace us as a white supremacist thing sorry but what about cannibal shiola buff dude that was that was a

the Shia LaBuff musical thing you ever see that? Yes yes actual cannibal Shia above yeah yeah yeah yeah but that was more like a 2016 maybe yeah that was that was back yeah but it's just shy enough time is interesting, I will say, just to see

him, because I see him now, and he's graying and he's a weathered person, both it looks emotionally and just in life or whatever. Being a child star seems some, a lot of the times it goes on that path. Shia? We're putting out right now, if someone can get

this clip to Shia Laboff. To Caveman. Caveman. We're talking to you, Caveman. We're talking to you, Caveman. Nope. He's like, God, no. No. Fuck these guys. We want to make holes, too. To stick it to Disney. Fuck Disney.

We're going to make holes to Without their permission with you Or without your permission either You're forced to do this And we're gonna have to recast John Bernthal's gonna be caveman He's gonna be grown up caveman What about Shia?

I think he's He's in dude You're you're literally Casting him out of this Before you've even heard his response He's been a bad boy Which is why you gotta make him dig 5B You're right, you're right

It always comes down to This is the reason holes exist Yeah so Shia You're not actually in the movie but every day on set we're going to need you to dig some holes. You've been a bad boy, so this is real punished. Part of he feels like he'd be like, yeah, I need to be punished. I'll dig, I'll dig five feet.

I'll fucking do it. Honestly, if we somehow got the rights to make holes too, I could see him not. He's like, I'm not ever going to be on camera, but I'm going to be digging five feet every day on set. And it's like one of those trivia. He's like, yeah, Shia was on set every day digging five feet. Dude, if anything, to hear that, that like scream, yell, cry thing he does. I don't think he could anymore because. He was like hitting puberty.

He has a version of it, though. It still exists within him. He still can make that, you know, has the capacity to remember how he made that sound. He might not be able to make it to a T, but a sound would still come out, and I'm sure it would be somewhat similar. You know, it's a Kinti. It's like the Matt Watson's scream. Yeah. I can't do it anymore.

My voice has gotten too masculine. It's gotten too deep. But especially when you fixed your, what, whoa. what was it, what's it called? Septum. My septum. I had a septoplasti because I had an incredibly deviated septum and then that kind of changed some things.

But also like, the doctor went, just punched me really hard in the fucking face. And I can't do that scream anymore. But it's like I can I can remember how to, how to attempted. The sound just doesn't come out the same. And actually now it hurts really bad if I try. I remember when I was young, I was able to do like a high pitch whatever. And then I miss it. And then at some point I tried to do it and my throat like tightened up and it hurt.

And I was, whoa. I wonder if I could. Because it's like, it used to be our battle cry, man. Do you think like, uh, did I hit like a second puberty in my mid-20s? Like, why did I just stop being able to do it? Well, if you are, you're still going through it because of all the voice cracks. So your voice isn't as deep as it will get. With each voice crack, it gets deeper and deeper.

Really? Think about that. Really. It did crack right there too. Really? Really? Like the fucking monster from monsters. Oh, I love you, Sully.

There was also a Simpsons character. That's, uh... I don't want to talk about him. Okay, I'm sorry. Uh, we're going to ads. One plus one equals more of the greatest stories. Hulu on Disney Plus. Stories about...

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I mean, she's still hanging on, but I had to deal with so many people with the exact same thing. Guess who's bad? Matt sucks some sack. I didn't suck any sack. In the bathroom, but we're glad to be back. You rhyme back twice. So, back rhymes with back. It does.

Am I wrong? No, you're not wrong. That's bullshit, man. How it's like, people who will call you up and be like, you rhyme the same word twice. It's like, yeah, they rhyme. So many hip-hop artistes use the same words to rhyme with each other. Yeah. They say they usually have a different inflection on it.

It doesn't matter, dude. they sound the same. Back and back. They rhyme to me. Tell me this. Does back not rhyme with back? No, because it's the same word. No, it's still, listen, back, back.

What is the definition of rhyme? Two words that sound alike? No. Backs, or something like that? Two words that generate a rhyme. What is the definition of a rhyme? Actually, guys,

you're about to jump for joy because, actually, Luke, don't look it up. is your best definition of a rhyme. And that's the word of the week. Rime. And here's the definition. Yep.

But you can't look it up, but in Luke's own words. You know, if you were taking a test, Luke, in your own words, describe what a rhyme is. Dude, I want some pudding. I ain't even going to lie right now. A pudding pop? No, not a pudding pop.

Not a Bill Cosby pudding pop. I would like it. an actual... Wait, what is a pudding pop? I don't know. A frozen. Is that a pops?

I never watched the show so I wouldn't know. You didn't watch? I watched Fresh Prince of Bel Air and Family Matters. Cosby show didn't really come on that much of Nick at Night. I don't think it was ever on Nick at Night.

Right? So like, I wouldn't watch it. Full House, the Nanny. I'd watch those. Those were on... You only watch shows on Nick at Night? Mm-hmm. At nighttime, it would be

I would go between either Nick at night or Cartoon Network because of Adult Swim. So like Family Night. So like Family Guy. Full Metal Alchemist. Full Metal Jacket. Aquatim, Hunger Force. The Squidbillies.

Dudebillies, yeah. I didn't really enjoy Squidbillies. Squid billy's kind of freaked me out. I was too young to enjoy it. Yeah, yeah. I feel like if I watch it now, 12-ounce mouse. Number 12-ounce mouse? I don't remember that.

I don't remember that. On adult swim? Mm-mm. You might if you... If I saw it? He was drawn really, like, poorly. Let me, let me look at it. Who did, uh, home movies?

The home movies team. Do you, no, do you remember that... Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I, I, I loved home movies. Was that adult swim? That was adult swim. Okay. It was, it was on adult swim. What am I looking up, though?

12-ounce mouse. Bro, yes. I recognize this. Yeah, dude. That's freaking 12-ounce mouse. But I don't think I really ever watched it. I watched it like a little bit here and there It was one of those like shows more

That I would fall asleep While watching until someone I would wake up at like 2 a.m And that would be on the TV and I'd be like confused Dude nothing better than waking up at 2 a.m. It's like D-Dun-Dun-Dun-Dun do. Dude I knew I knew it was like I'm not going back to sleep

Oh yeah It's fucking time to live my best life Oh I'm staying up for this one Ding ding ding ding ding ding Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Baxter, Baxter, Baxter. They didn't do a revival, but didn't he have another George Lopez show?

Yeah. Was it just called Lopez? I think it was just Lopence. Did he have a late night show at one point? He tried. Right? Right? Right.

But that happened back. George Lopez tonight. That happened, I think, like, right after George Lopez, the show kind of ended. It was like maybe a studio going, hey, here's some work for you. Why didn't? You're fun. Why didn't it work out? George Lopez is so much fun.

So why didn't his late... Like, like... Why didn't Chevy Chase's talk show work out? He was fucking awful. So maybe... You can watch the full first episode on YouTube, dude, and I'm serious. It's fucking bad. Wait, okay.

It's really uncomfortable. We haven't talked about it, but the trailer for scary movie... Talking about comedies, you know? Chevy Chase, Camie. Scary movie six, seven? No, whichever one it is the new one, the trailer is out. It is? Oh, yeah.

I ain't seen it. It got like leaked and then I think they just released it afterwards. Ah, the GTA tactic. Dude in the beginning. I don't mean to spoil it. Well, let me just show you. The opening joke I think paints a picture of what type of comedy we're in for. Really?

Oh, yeah. Hold on. Let me find it real quick. Ryan McGee, the type of bloke to put the microphone down to serve something on his phone. Yes. Am I right? He stands her! Not her.

My pronouns are they them? He stabbed them. We beg. Yep. 2016 is back, baby. Nah, the lowest hanging, well, I mean, that's always what scary movie was. But I will say, Anna Ferris is back, you know? And what's the actress who plays the friend?

She's... Brenda. Who plays Brenda? She's back. I have no clue. Oh, whoa, oh, my neck just fucking, my neck muscle just cramped and it tightened and it was like, nice. I felt like I just broke my neck. Doesn't give me, see, like when I watched the naked gun trailer and I saw like some of the jokes, I'm like some of them are corny, but like this looks the type of comedy I'd expect at a naked gun.

And I guess this is the type of comedy you do expect out of scary movie. I guess for me it's just like, fuck. Maybe we're just not the age for scary movie. Scary movie maybe is just honestly for like middle schoolers and high schoolers. I mean, I, right? My best scary movie associated memory was watching it at a friend's birthday party, slumber party in like middle school. Yeah, and that shit's great. So like, you know, maybe we're just not the target audience, but it's just like, I'm just kind of like, we'll see, we'll see, we'll see, we'll see.

I'm still going to go see it. I don't know, because it's not like I'm committed to see every scary movie. movie. I didn't see the last one that came out in theaters. Was that six? I think this is six and so I didn't see five. Yeah. Sheesh, she, she, but they cut it out, but Kai Sinat was in that clip, but they did. Wait, really? Yeah, but Kai Senat's on the far left or something. I thought he was more right-leaning. Me too. All right. Surprises every day. Yeah, dude. Kai freaking Sinat.

Kai freaking Sanat. The movie. The actor. Kai Sinat, the actor? The movie? Dude, I love a, I love a, Kai Sinat breaking out of streaming and just going, you know, he's, he's an A-list celebrity now, he's an actor, he's going to be on the red carpet. Before you know it, dude, Kai Sanat, people aren't going to go, Kai Sanat, the streamer, they're going to go, Kai Sanat, the A-List Hollywood actor?

Dude, money talks. And he built his empire, the Kai-Sinnat Empire, up to a point where he was having Kevin Hart on, the Kai-Sanat-Mage. Nicky Minaj And others There's been a bunch of famous people That I remember when

When people were starting to come on to Like streams in general Like celebrities Why do I feel like Drake was But Drake's dreams Drake's dreams But he also like

He He's buds with the worst streamers Like Aiden Ross Isn't he like Dude Buds with him Yeah dude He's not just buds with him

He ran it out entire Dave and Busters for Aiden Roth's birthday. Surprised him. Surprise. Oh, my God. Yo, dog. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, chat. Look what Drake did.

It's so stupid, dude. Drake fucking, like, imagine, like, And he thought he had a chance in that beef. That's hilarious. Dude, imagine working at Dave and Busters. And, like, you show up, like, you're a manager, Dave and Busters. You're like, I hate my life. You get a phone call.

And you're like, yeah, Dave and Busters. And it's like, yo, what's all this is Drake? Can I rent the place out there? tonight for my buddy Aiden Ross. In this world, Drake calls himself. He doesn't get an assistant to do it. Or like, one of his assistants. It's like, yeah, I could do it.

I could do it. Whatever. Yo, it's Drake. What's up? Drake? I think it's a prank call. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, guys, Drake wants to rent the place out tonight.

Drake. I mean, like, two hours later, Drake fucking shows up at the restaurant. There's people here. the fuck, man. In like an all, like, fur jacket with big sunglasses. No pants. And the tiara.

No pants. His cock is out. Hey, just the all fur jacket when nothing else underneath. Yo, dude. I thought no one was going to be here except for, except for Aiden and the boys. I called early. I reserved it. You said yes.

You thought it was some sort of joke or something? Do I look like a joke to you? As he's standing there with his little cock. It's probably not a little. No, it's not little. We've seen it. It's a big dick. Have we seen it?

I've seen it. Have you not? I'm not making a joke right now. Have you seen his penis? It's big. It's huge. I imagine it's big. Look at that smile. Big smile, big penis. Yep. Big smile. Big cock. Big teeth, big peat. That's what they say.

Yep. And that's why you know, dude, you know Tim Blake Nelson is just, he has a big old hog. You're Tim Blake Nelson. Isn't that his name? Pendansky. Yes, I was like, why is that familiar? Yeah, he gives like, he has a swinging hog. He probably has a huge cock. I'm not going to lie.

Like, some dudes you can look at and you just kind of, you can't even like explain how you know, but you just know. You just intuit that they have a ginormous. They have a big cock. Tim Blake Nelson, you look like the type of guy who has a nice, meaty cock. Definitely above average. Like, you know, maybe not fucking like the biggest dick on earth, but it's definitely above average.

It's definitely like you look at it and it surprises you. You weren't expecting the size of Tim Blake Nelson. You know, it's like if Tim Blake Nelson was over and you're rough housing, you know, as men do. And he's in his boxers and, you know, his cock peeks out the side of his box. He's like, whoa. Whoa, damn, that's bigger than expected Tim Blake Nelson. Tim Blake Nelson.

I know. He starts doing the thing where he does this and you can hear that. And it's like, oh. Do you remember doing that? when you were young? Like your nuts finally dropped and then you could like... No, mine never dropped.

You could go, you could like flap them around. It would hurt though. Do you not? Flap them around? Yes! That's literally like a young boy shit. Like Dumbo's ears?

Like what are you talking about? Dumbos ears? Did your balls look like Dumbo's ears? No, but you're talking about flapping them around and that's what Dumbo could do with his ears and you could fly away with him. Yeah, but that would be like if I had no balls and it was just skin.

show me your balls right now