supermegashow - Broad Strokes | supermegashow - 103

Episode Date: March 4, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The year is starting to ramp up. It's busy, busy, busy season. You know what I'm saying? I thought I was ready to be busy again. But actually, it turned out I was just being overly optimistic. But that's where IndyCloud comes in. Indycloud is a fully legal online cannabis dispensary. It's a clean, alcohol-free way to unwind without turning one good decision into three questionable ones.
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Starting point is 00:01:19 Tap the banner to order your groceries online at voila.ca. Enjoy in-store prices without leaving your home. You'll find the same regular prices online as in-store. Many promotions are available both in-store and online, though some may vary. General, what are you doing? Ryan asked. General Dunham slowly removed his sunglasses and looked Matt and Ryan dead in his eyes, or dead in the eyes. I want to give the author's credit here when I read it exactly how it is. So, you boys ever been to space? Oh, dude! Oh, sorry, Luke, you could keep some of that. We have to warm up. Usually it's a good thing. If we read our own book through and through the entirety of it, it was my turn to read to Matt. Usually Matt reads to me. I thought I'd switch it up this time.
Starting point is 00:02:08 And right? It's a different experience. It is. Because like when you read it to me, I genuinely, I forgot how good our book is. And I always forget how it ends. Wow. Wow. Okay.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Sorry. Sorry. Okay. I'm going to do the podcast. Who says you can't be the authors of your own story? Exactly. That's the intro, Luke. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:30 Go ahead and start it. We're a couple of goofball. Yeah, you could say that again. Say it again. Oh, you're a couple of goofballs. Super Mega, my favorite YouTube channel. Dude, if you started singing that, and be like, fuck, fuck, fuck, we're going to lose even more subscribers.
Starting point is 00:03:06 Dude, goofball Johnson? He's in his wacky era. The third funny brother, he joins us. He becomes the musical one. How much would you hate that? I'd be a little pissed off. Dude, he starts, he starts, I'm releasing a new album called Whoopsie.
Starting point is 00:03:21 I'd be like, really? I mean, mine was going to be named Whoopsie, but actually it's supposed to be, if you remember, either your tour or an album is supposed to be named. How about the apples? How about them apples? How about them apples?
Starting point is 00:03:37 Or how do you like them apples? Or how do you like them apples? Oh, I like them, but. Which one? How about them apples? How do you like them? The saying is, how do you like them apples? Yeah, why so yeah, how do you like them apples?
Starting point is 00:03:48 Which I think is a fantastic name. But I would, next tour name. How do you like them apples? How do you like them apples to? And you always throw apples to the audience to make sure they're all nutritious and their vitamins are in check. I only know that the venue staff would absolutely hate that because I know that those apples would end up smushed on the floor. Like in stomped. None of people are, I mean, you held the apple, you know.
Starting point is 00:04:12 People are going to be clon trying to, especially if it's a green one, then their red lips. would look even great, you know, next to like your signature. They'd kiss it. Sign it. Sign the green apple. Say, all right. Sorry, I only have my green sharpie. My green apple green sharpie today. Fuck. My bright green sharpie. I'm sorry. Oh, I got a red one. Oh, the green one just ran out of ink. All I have is my red, delicious red, red sharpie. I mean, that would be a conundrum. That's Danny. I don't know why I was doing a Danny impression there. Yeah, you make me sound like Danny. I guess I miss them so much. I miss them too. Or maybe I see a lot of him and you.
Starting point is 00:04:47 mostly the height and musical talent and ability but Ryan thank you that means a lot and I mean going back to what you were saying but you have him in wit I think that like
Starting point is 00:04:58 thank you I think that also my hair is all natural just want to throw that out there's no toupee or wig here technically there's a few strands that are real in his but that's just for him to feel better yeah I mean if you take the wig off there's God fucking damn it
Starting point is 00:05:15 I'm suiting you assholes I'm done. You know, enough is enough. Whenever we do it, it gives me the vibe of, like, in a, like, a kids cartoon show at the end when, like, the kids have found out, like, the dad finds out the kids did something goofballish again that kind of inconveniences him slightly. It's like, they replace the milk with something or whatever. It's just, oh, you goofballs!
Starting point is 00:05:37 You know, some shit like that. That's Danny to us. It's the end of an episode. Dude, like, that's the end of, like, one of our episodes. Danny is like in his kitchen enjoying like a bowl of Wigless Of
Starting point is 00:05:50 Enjoying a bowl of oats And one of his servants comes up And it's like sir Have you seen what the funny brothers have said Female servants Yeah well Sir have you seen what the funny brothers have done this time Because oh those
Starting point is 00:06:05 Oh they better not have And then it plays our podcast clip And he goes You goofballs Funny brothers I'll get you yet And it Zooms out out like really like into space or something and then it goes the end and then the earth explodes
Starting point is 00:06:21 yeah i was glad to say that happens every time now luke you don't have to put it up but i'd still like you to put in some effort and at least visualize it if you want to go above and beyond like buzz light year yep above and above and above and beyond above and beyond cowboy did you ever see uh i remember when they had fucking sex in that movie toy story one two and three No sex in the fourth one But rumor is that Buzz Lightyear's gonna get his due You know? I cannot wait Because we've been putting in work through one through four
Starting point is 00:06:54 Well, I mean Well Woody Woody is topped in one to three Buzz is always bottomed But the rumor is in Toy Story 5 Buzz is gonna top Woody So this is a nonsense podcast today We're getting a nonsense podcast. Okay
Starting point is 00:07:07 They're like all right I wanted to hear them talk about their lives But instead they're talking about Toy Story character is topping and bottoming for each other. The truth is, you know, we're not young spry, you know, hickory doos out in the world doing, you know, all the world's attractions. We're not out playing with our Gen Z do-hickies and our... We're a little more boring these days. I would say we're about the same level of interesting we've always been because it's like, are you really doing that much different now than you?
Starting point is 00:07:42 you were doing at 23. I've always been a hermit, so no. I mean, but like what is something, I feel like, yeah, in the past ones, we'd be like, oh my God, this weekend, I was in traffic, and there was this guy, and he had a red t-shirt, and he shook his fist at me. Isn't that crazy?
Starting point is 00:07:59 You know, I don't know. I feel like maybe- That never happened. See, you're making our past to be a lot more dramatic than it was. Leading our viewers into a false sense. That's not our trauma. You just put someone else's trauma onto us for attention and internet points. It would be dramatic if that happened to me.
Starting point is 00:08:19 If I was in traffic and a fucking guy in a red shirt or whatever red car shook his fist at me, I go, here, I walked past Aubrey Plaza on the sidewalk yesterday. Did you? I did. Really? Did you say hi? No, I didn't. Well, she is going to, if you ever see her apart, she's going to do, weren't you that
Starting point is 00:08:39 guy that never said hi to me? Hey, actually, I, no, no, no, no, I recognize. you, you walk past me on the sidewalk and you didn't say anything. Yeah, no, don't talk to me. A lot of empathy towards her, because the last thing I've heard about her, unfortunately, which, you know, you never want to be defined by the worst moments in your life. But time and a time, again, history just kind of does that. Yeah. But yeah, the... Husband? I can't, it was current husband, right? It wasn't like ex-husband or anything. I don't know the specifics of the relationship, but someone's super close to her husband,
Starting point is 00:09:11 and there's a significant other. Yeah, he took his own life. Yeah. And she opened up about that on a podcast recently. And I think it was the first time she talked about it publicly, or I guess went more in depth. Super tragic. But, like, yeah, I walked by her on the sidewalk.
Starting point is 00:09:32 I hope she's having good days. It's one of those things where it's 99% sure I walked by her. There's that 1% where I'm like, Like, it could have been someone that just looked exactly identical. That's why you need to run up and ask. Yeah, I should have, I should have. Are you Aubrey Plaza? No.
Starting point is 00:09:50 Sorry, Plaza? Yes. I usually don't, you know. I'm so sick of people mispronouncing my last name. But yeah. What's the last thing I've seen her? I feel like, you know, she's most, not most famous for her, but she's, she, Parks and Rec was a big moment for her.
Starting point is 00:10:08 Scott Pilgrim versus the world? Yeah, she's been in a, she was a, she was a, bunch in a bunch of those kind of like coming up like I feel like they weren't ever targeting the same role but it's I feel like Emma Stone and Aubrey Plaza had their come up around the same time or whatever I think the last thing I saw her in was um maybe Emma Stone was way before honestly no ingrid goes west that's the last movie I saw her in okay that's her Elizabeth Olson yes she but she's in that right son and who and Ice Cube's son.
Starting point is 00:10:43 That's right. She plays Ingrid. Okay. Who goes west. She does go west. Because she becomes obsessed with Elizabeth Olson's character who's a social media influencer. I can't really honestly remember what happens in that movie. There's a fire, right?
Starting point is 00:10:57 Is there a fire? All my remembering, the only kind of thing I have of the movie is there's, I really, like, there's no sort of spark of imagery that's flashing to me, right? right now except for ice cube sun lays a little pipe right yeah he lays some pipe all right he does lay a little pipe he lays pipe um and we don't mean that he has a small penis i mean just like he probably got a little sex in that in situation his character yeah he lays some pipe not uh we're not how celebrities are they're like did you just call my wee wee small and that's a direct quote from uh vince gilligan when we went to a red car i don't know he's the first celebrity You just got my pee-pies mom?
Starting point is 00:11:45 Yeah, Matt and I were at a red carpet, and we saw his penis through his pants because he wasn't wearing underwear. And Matt made the rude comment almost like a child blurting it out loud without any reference to the situation he's in. I mean, those were silk pants, you know, very thin material, and I could see his flaccid penis. Any underwear. It's Vince's fault for not wearing any underwear. If he doesn't want people to see his small penis through his pants, You know, he shouldn't wear, you know, silk pants with no underwear. It's like whenever we get in these moods or we have one of these episodes, it's like a one-off robot chicken episode.
Starting point is 00:12:21 Where it's just constantly like channel changing. Let's change. Yeah, what's next? The next thing. It's the start of the week, you know, where we're starting on a good note. It's Monday, right. I am a little hungry, though. I am hungry, my tummy is rumbling.
Starting point is 00:12:33 Vince Gilligan, he was, he was mad that I did that. And he goes, well, well, you haven't seen it hard. You know, hold on, hold on. You know, it's like, it's like going from a Mr. Chips to Scarface. Watch this. And he pulls down his pants right there on the red carpet. He had his social media kid come in. Get in quick with the like, the like the hand stabilizing thing for the camera to get in close.
Starting point is 00:12:56 Turn the flash on. What are you stupid? Go, go, go, go. And when he starts just fucking slapping it around, just really slapping that shaft. And then it did grow up. I got embarrassed and I walked away because I don't know how to handle situations like that too well. you're a lot better in social situations than I am. I was frozen.
Starting point is 00:13:12 And he got erect for the most part. And yeah, I mean, he's a grower. But, I mean, I still wouldn't say it was big, you know. And also, you weren't saying it to put him down. It was just like... No, yeah, it was an observation. I can see your little penis through your pants. And I said it much louder.
Starting point is 00:13:29 Yeah. You pointed at his crotch, too, I'll say it. Yeah, it's like, I have a problem sometimes where I, you know, it's like I... I say things without realizing I'm saying them, and I think it's in my head. Like, I'm thinking it, but it turns out, nope, I said it out loud. It's a form of self-expression, I'm sure. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:49 Sorry, Vince Gilligan. Sorry. He was thinking about having us in Pluribus Season 2, and now he's like, fuck those guys. I was thinking of replacing Ray Seahorn with you two. With Matt and Ryan. She splits in the two separate people. I don't really know how I'm going to make it make sense,
Starting point is 00:14:03 but it's going to work. The first scene of season two is her going to. It's her splitting. She splits into Matt and Ryan. Two separate people. They were like, oh my God. We're covered in slime. Like, oh, who are you?
Starting point is 00:14:16 You're me. And I'm, we're saying this at the same time. Yeah, we have to say everything at the same time. And I'm you. Oh my God. And then it cuts to the intro of Plyrobus where it goes. Vince, we're giving this away for free. That's all I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:14:38 You know, you pay a team of writers hundreds of thousands of dollars for this shit. We're doing this for free right now. So just keep that in mind. You know, you usually get comedians. I think next up you should get YouTube podcasters. I think that's the new comedian. You know? It's the normal, it's the working man's comedian.
Starting point is 00:15:01 I'll do a somersault. He loves those. He jumps up and down and claps his hands for those. Every time, you know, I never seen. him on my Instagram notifications, but I always see him that he'll like or re what is it post or regram. Regram. He'll regram a shit ton of like a somersault material, just gymnastic stuff.
Starting point is 00:15:22 It's kind of weird. It's, uh, I can't turn the bed into him and accusing him of being a pedophile. I got to, well now they're, now, now season two, Plyubis really isn't going to have you guys. God, these guys are so So hip and witty and funny They went from Mr. Chips to Scarface Right there on the podcast Wow
Starting point is 00:15:46 Yeah, I'm sorry In one segment of the podcast And then segment over Here's some commercials Can you have a boing sound effect When I make that face Luke And now here's the commercials The year is starting to ramp up
Starting point is 00:16:06 It's busy busy busy season You know what I'm saying? I thought I was ready to be busy again but actually it turned out I was just being overly optimistic. That optimistic phase is no joke. You feel like you're back, focused, and making good choices. And sometimes that's true. But sometimes it just seems that way, and then it all comes crashing down.
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Starting point is 00:17:52 Amazing. Have it all with 3-1 Disney Plus. So, uh, what's new? Well, this is a big week. You got Arc Raiders having a big update. Two new arc enemies being at it. Sheesh. And then, on top of that, they have a new hurricane weather thing going on where heavy winds that'll control the trajectory of throwables and even your character's movement.
Starting point is 00:18:35 I like that. The debris, because you wear shields in the game. If you are wearing a shield outside, the debris will spark your shield making you more visible to others if you go outside. Oh, that's actually really cool. One of the new arcs is a flying flamethrower, and the others is one that roams around. and then explodes if it finds you or something like that. Okay. And then they're adding beards.
Starting point is 00:19:00 Like beards? Oh, okay. And a mustache. They're adding facial hair. Okay, that's huge. Which people are excited for. Dude, that's huge. Marathon has their server slam the 26th, which is this week.
Starting point is 00:19:14 I saw. This isn't coming out for like next week. But I saw Ryan, I saw when we did the recent Asked Supermego. when you pulled up your countdown app, I saw server slam on there. Yeah. You've been excited. I'm excited to try it out
Starting point is 00:19:32 just because it's bungee. I wasn't too big into Destiny. Bungi. My bad. You think for as long as a fan of I've been, I get it right. It's confusing. But, you know, the Halo series,
Starting point is 00:19:44 Fantas, you know, I have a lot of nostalgia for it, love it. Destiny 1, I played a little bit. I never got into it past, you know, the first month or so of release, and then I didn't play Destiny 2. But there's still a lot of love for the company nostalgia,
Starting point is 00:20:00 so I want to try their new product. Their new money maker, I gotta try. And the server slam is gonna be good. I always like it when developers give you a chance to play the game, or at least demo it before committing. Wait, sorry, what cash dollars? What game is this? Marathon. Marathon, okay.
Starting point is 00:20:17 When you said server slam, marathon, I thought that was like the name of a whole event. No, well, the event is, it's a server slam. The server slam the test the servers does he have, I guess, maybe even just gauge interest. But Marathon is their new, uh, new IP. It's based on an old IP that they started. That's still the same thing, I guess.
Starting point is 00:20:35 What would you equate Marathon to in terms of other video games? Like on par with. And what type of game it is? Like Overwatch. Oh, it's Super Mario Brothers. It's jumping in that extraction shooter trend. Oh, okay. So, like,
Starting point is 00:20:52 very fast-paced Tarkov or like very fast-paced yeah like because Ark Arraders has kind of a split in its community I'm not sure if it's so 50-50 but
Starting point is 00:21:06 you have people who enjoy all aspects of the game whether you know PVE PVP because it's a PVPVE game you know you fight against the game controlled robots or players themselves right right some people only like to just kind of do the
Starting point is 00:21:22 player versus an environment, so fighting the robots and looting and teaming up with people and other people Is that what the E stands for? Environment, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:29 I thought it was enemy. No, no, no. It could, but it is player versus environment. Gotcha. That makes more sense. Then the PVP aspect of the game
Starting point is 00:21:38 people like and it's fun, but you have kind of this these two pockets of the community that don't respect each other for some reason.
Starting point is 00:21:51 It's like people. PVE players think PVP players are monsters, and then PVP players think PVEE players are sissies that need to grow up and this isn't how the real world works, baby. It's a game, bitch. You know, they're that, you know. I like, I got to be honest, I like PVE because I'm a big fan of it too. I'm mostly, I'm mostly a PVE player. Because because fighting against the computer for me, it's like, it feels, it feels better because, you know, If it kills me, it's like, ah, man. But if a real person kills me, it's like, oh, fucking bitch. Especially if they can talk back in voice chat. It's some guy who's better at the game than me always. No matter how good I am, he's better than me, always.
Starting point is 00:22:39 And he's going to kill me and be an asshole about it. She's going to be smug about it. Well, well, well, what do we got here? It's like, oh. But the computer doesn't have that ability yet. I think Arc Raiders wouldn't be what it is without the PVP. you know, that tension in the background. I like that it seems, though, the matchmaking kind of keeps you in lobbies with more so like-minded people while spicing it up at the same time.
Starting point is 00:23:02 But Arc Raiders focuses more, while it is an extraction shooter, I think it focuses a lot on, I guess, tone and environment and, like, immersion into the world. Like, I've played it a little bit at the office. I don't know. I like being in the world where marathon is kind of more strictly it feels like an arena shooter on a grand scale with the extraction shooter. It's super fast-paced.
Starting point is 00:23:32 It's first person, which usually lends itself to being more competitive because in third-person games, you can, you know, think about it, you can corner peek or peek a doorway where your model is completely hidden but you can still see stuff. In first-person games,
Starting point is 00:23:48 you have to make that choice of like, do I go out and peek? You have to actually peek out. So there's that. Like real soldiers. Yeah. I don't know if marathon's going to be for me, though, because I do like chilling and relaxing mostly playing video games or taking them at my own pace.
Starting point is 00:24:04 Is this too intense? Too high adrenaline? I'm going to try it, but we'll see. I can't imagine that I'm going to be extracting with much equipment or items because that's the point. You know, in an extraction shooter, you go into a map, you loot. kill players, get shit, extract out, and you have it in a general storage that you can then take on future raids to have more fun with or whatever. Usually it's like you are able in the future to craft like better shield, so you last longer,
Starting point is 00:24:36 better guns, so you kill quicker and stuff like that. But Marathon, I honestly think that it's going to be a rarity for me to even extract or make it out alive, which then leads me to go, I'm going to have no stash, so I don't know where I'll stay in because I'm not I'm not PVP beast I mean I it takes so much of me to you know to kill another no no it's just like there's a at the end of the day because regardless like you get your anxiety up whether it's negative or whatever it's it can be fun but it's like it's a lot of energy to put it's like a lot of me I just want to relax sometimes that adrenaline that noraphenephrine it gets all of it fucking pumping and it's like sometimes it's fun you know but but sometimes you want to relax
Starting point is 00:25:21 and you don't want that fucking shit going... Yeah. So, like, if... It doesn't seem like it lends itself to, like, casual play style, which is fine. It's the type of game it is, but... It's more for the Call of Duty heads.
Starting point is 00:25:34 Maybe. We'll see. I don't want to... I don't want to brush with broad strokes here. You know what I'm saying? We should do a painting show called Broadstrokes. Ooh. And we can only... We have to do it blindfolded and drunk.
Starting point is 00:25:50 And we have to be high. And the brushes have to be this wide because they're broad strokes. And we both take Blue Chew and we can only work on the art until our boners all the way up. And then when the boners all the way up, we get a bonometer or whatever. Okay, bonerometer. And then we get a couple broads to come give us some strokes. Yes. You know what I'm saying?
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Starting point is 00:26:20 minors do not interact Avoid at all costs Emoji 18 With the with the with the X over it That's the full working title Sorry for rambling about games I just I never mind I get super
Starting point is 00:26:36 Talkative when it comes to that Dude you can always fucking ramble about games It's your podcast Oh come on man It's your podcast too Yeah I don't mind when you ramble about games though You're passionate about it I like seeing
Starting point is 00:26:48 I like seeing the gears turn and the sparks fly when you're passionate about something. Not to sound fruity. Which, I mean, I'm glad your dad texted you and said that because I was going to say it, but I was afraid that, you know, living in California, right? It would come off a certain way. You'd complain to our friends and I'd be excommunicated from the friend group. Not yet. For being a bigot.
Starting point is 00:27:10 Right. And I'm not a bigot. I don't want you to think I. I don't think you're a bigot. Do you tell you a bigot? You know, I just agree with your dad. in this instance and I'm glad he said something. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:21 I mean, I wish he hadn't started watching. You know, it's like he hadn't been watching the podcast and it made me feel a little more free to be myself. But now knowing that he's been watching him and texting you, you know, he's been a little fruity. Can you get him in line? I kind of just wish you hadn't even told me that he had texted you that. And he means like a straight line.
Starting point is 00:27:41 Yeah. Get him in line. It's like a double entendre. Yeah. And he's clever that way. He's not going to make homophobic remarks. Your dad's a clever little minks. I'll tell you that.
Starting point is 00:27:55 Those homophobic remarks always come with a double entendre. He's a word smith, you know, bigoted, but God, he has a way with words. Has your dad read our book yet? He has read the book. I forgot. Okay, this was like two years ago. Yeah, he read it. We did actually, I think we did a podcast episode where we called him and got his review on
Starting point is 00:28:17 Super Mega cast. It was... You know what? I got to hand it to him, though. He actually read it. And I... Like, he took the time to sit down and read the whole book. He doesn't have to like it, you know.
Starting point is 00:28:27 Yeah. But I respect that he read it. My mom, you know, she's a very big supporter of our stuff. I don't think she's read the book. Yeah, she is. Oh. Boom, boom, boom. That's her racing towards some cupcakes.
Starting point is 00:28:48 I'm kidding. I've tried, I've tried telling her those, you know, these GLP 1 things like, OZMPIC. And you got some red velvet in your teeth. And, uh, in your veins as well. Oh, don't tell her there's a snack bar, you know. It's called OZemphic. Speaking of our book, that still is my favorite blurb from our book is when you're on the toilet,
Starting point is 00:29:14 making some brown and some white. And, uh, you're reading National Enquirer and Jennifer Anson. Lumpy mombob was absolutely disgusting. And then you whispered, you chuckled to yourself. It's called a diet, sweetie. And then you make some brown and some white and get up. Any yellow? No, just brown and white.
Starting point is 00:29:30 Just brown and white. Yeah. Mixed together. What do you get? That's disgusting. Tan. Ew. Dude. Right? Yeah, I mean, like a lighter brown.
Starting point is 00:29:41 You get like a light brown. You get like a... Like a mocha. Like a... Yeah. Right? Moka is... What color is?
Starting point is 00:29:48 What color? is mocha to you. Because to me mocha is like a light, like if you took a I'm guessing we don't know what brown we're starting with. So you may be starting with a darker brown in your head then. I'm probably already starting at a mocha and then adding that to make it more of like
Starting point is 00:30:02 darkened vanilla. You know what? Brown is a funny color because not just because of poop but also brown is a funny color because think about this. Red. When someone says like red, there's really it's not like, there's really just red. There's really just red.
Starting point is 00:30:18 but brown is one of those colors where there can be many starting points so when someone says brown there's a lot of different colors they could be referring to it's a spectrum right where red is like red like red when you think of like black white right you know the two
Starting point is 00:30:36 ends of the spectrum you know what white is you know what black is but then I think it can happen with any red brown whatever there's the spectrum of whatever but I think when most people think of red has a smaller spectrum blue green where you think of primary colors like an elementary school. Green could green is green has a bigger spectrum
Starting point is 00:30:54 because it could be dark green like forest green or like bright green. But I'm saying when you're learning colors I feel like we all associate with kind of like a particular like shade. I feel like as long as it's in like this like a percentile of what we were taught
Starting point is 00:31:10 then it's red. And then if it starts to change a little bit I remember the first time it happened I was a young lad I was so young. I was the youngest, I was the youngest child ever. When I found this out was the brick red crayon. I was like, what is this?
Starting point is 00:31:26 It's not red. It's kind of orangey. I liked when you moved up a pack in crayons other than just the kind of like typical primary stuff. And you're like, whoa. Ocean blue. Excuse me? Dude, Ocean Blue.
Starting point is 00:31:42 Goldenrod? Or dandelion? I think goldenrod. Right? We got like a 64 pack. I don't know. Dude, when you bust out the 128 pack though, we're not fucking playing around anymore. I got some serious color theory bullshit.
Starting point is 00:31:57 Colors are amazing. They are, dude. And actually, it is really interesting to think about how when you think of a color, it's like different colors have a different size spectrum that it could refer to, like, in terms of like, just generally,
Starting point is 00:32:10 if that makes sense. Like orange. Orange might be one of the, like, the tightest, you know, when you think about it. But like, brown is huge. gray is also huge because gray could be really any shade between black and white when you think of gray what do you what do you like in your in your mind's eye what do you
Starting point is 00:32:30 think of I think of light gray yeah I think like that because yeah yeah yeah that's the gray because the other because the we have like dark gray walls yeah on camera it probably looks black but yeah these these dark gray uh I forgot the name of the color. See, that's why I'm calling it dark gray. Yeah. I wouldn't say this is... But then what's light gray if I already think this is, you know? Shit. Maybe just nearer to white. When you think of brown, what do you think of? I think of like... It's hard to explain... Yeah. I'm trying to like cartoon dirt. Like, there you go, yeah. I know how to explain that. Yeah. It's not mold. It's not darkened mulch.
Starting point is 00:33:14 It's not like tan or you know that they, they, kind of like in between. It's that nice, whenever you're in Microsoft paint and use the paint bucket tool to have some dirt under that grass, you know what brown I'm talking about, folks. Yeah, Microsoft paint probably is a great baseline for colors.
Starting point is 00:33:34 It's like, because you only have so many there. They really only threw you a limited palette. And those colors, they stick in the mind of us 90s kids. You know what I'm saying? I I'll say it Color is great I love it when
Starting point is 00:33:52 I see color in my media Oh I love color It's great You know There is something to be said For like a more monotone Just kind of like Earth-tony vibe
Starting point is 00:34:02 Or sticking to a certain color For mood Or whatever you need But I've been playing I played it You might have remember this We played a little For stream
Starting point is 00:34:11 Do you remember we played a vowed Yeah It was like with the wand You're going Tchchchchch First person I never, I didn't play it after we streamed really. I played maybe a few hours on my own.
Starting point is 00:34:20 I started playing it again and it's so colorful and beautiful. Is it? You'd love the, jumping into the water is great. Ooh. Because the water, it just, they did a great job at designing the world and a plus I will give them is I, I am almost done with the game, but like in most games, the last level, the hard level, or the hard, quote, unquote, world, what do you think it's going to be? Lava.
Starting point is 00:34:45 Yeah, exactly. There's a volcano. It's very kind of like, there's a lot of dead vegetation. And usually in games, that's where it's like the most boring, where it's like, I don't want to spend time here. But they did a good job of actually bringing a bunch of just through design and just color. And not like, you know, blues and greens and making it vibrant. They just did a really good job of not making it feel dull and, like, shitty to be in.
Starting point is 00:35:12 They were like shades of actual like color in the world other than gray and brown and red, which is, which is wonderful. There's a lot of like, uh, I get a lot of, um, my Instagram like algorithm is is like all graphic design bullshit. And, uh, I get a bunch of ones about color. And it's, it's kind of open my eyes, uh, to more like ways that color can be used where it's like, oh, where it's like you're still using the same like colors like red, brown, and gray, but there's ways to like use them where you're using like more vibrant shades of them to express stuff. And it's cool. It's cool what you can do with color. I feel bad for colorblind freaks.
Starting point is 00:36:02 Yeah. And you know who you are. Because we look sick in the head. Well, you wouldn't know. Yeah. I mean, you're looking at us. And we, I mean, you don't even know what we actually look like. We probably look like some purple little freak
Starting point is 00:36:13 Goddress. Yeah, some purple green-grey freak. My uncle's colorblind. It's genetic. But I don't think, I don't think I have to worry about that if I had kids. I think my dad might be slightly colorblind. There's a bunch of different types.
Starting point is 00:36:32 But I don't think I am. I might have to do, I've done a test, you know, the simple test where it's like, can you see the letter in this circle? You know what I mean? Were you able to see the letter? Yeah. I think I can see things.
Starting point is 00:36:45 Well, there's different types of colorblind, though. Are you to test me? Yeah, I'm going to test you. Oh, shit. I'm going to test you, dude. We might have a moment like Little Miss Sunshine. Oh, no. Oh, true.
Starting point is 00:36:57 Where you realize. Oh, damn it, I pressed accept on the cookies instead of decline. God damn it. You're trying to lose weight. Come on, get it. Yeah, and I get it, Ryan. Cookies. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:08 Because you meant internet cookies. I meant internet cookies. The cookies I was talking about. Like a cookie, like cookie made with like a baking cookie. Like you bake cookies. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Start test.
Starting point is 00:37:24 Okay. Ryan. Eight. Okay. Uh-huh. I'm doing, Matt showing me a test right now. And I'm not colorblind, so I can verify. Should we screen record this?
Starting point is 00:37:35 Just to, oh, no one. Time has run out. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, sure. Let's screen record. Here we go. I pressed it. Three, two, one. I swear. Some viewers, okay, that didn't. The time out again? I think it was two. All right. Seven. Eight. Eight. Three. Oh, you got it. Seven. Dude, you're nailing it. Eight. One. Two. Dude, you're not colorblind. Five. Oh. Oh, that might have been six. That was six. Four. Four. One. It's getting harder.
Starting point is 00:38:09 One. One. Nine. Seven. Uh-huh. Eight. Three. Dude, we're not colorblind.
Starting point is 00:38:20 Seven. We're fucking pony. Seven. We can see all. Yeah, dude. You know, I was going a little fast. But I did realize it was six at the end. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:30 But I mean, you noticed, though. And fuck this bullshit, dude. When you take a test, and it's like, to get your results. Spank. Oh. What was the $20 thing? Get $20 off your first order. I don't want to order anything.
Starting point is 00:38:43 This is just a fun little online test. Hey, I can say confidently. And our viewers, they can watch that whole segment if they're not colorblind. They'll know that you and I fucking pass that with flying colors. Hey, right? I like that. Thanks, man.
Starting point is 00:38:57 And speaking of flying colors. You gotta go blast some brown? I do. And here's some ads in the meantime. Yeah, you guys will love these ads. It's more than brown. I said, you know, it's probably some, there's probably some orange.
Starting point is 00:39:12 What I was talking about with the different shades. Got it. Yes. Okay. So just call on me, brother, when you need a hand, I just need some funny brothers in my ears. And now you got them.
Starting point is 00:39:44 Yeah, you got them. Super Mega's back, baby. Yeah, we're back, baby. We're here to deliver the funnies from our vocal boxes into your earbox. Like this sound effect, I'm definitely about to make with my mouth. Put in a foghorn, Luke. That's what I was thinking to. Or this one.
Starting point is 00:40:05 Luke, you know which one. Yep. But those are some funny sound effects. I think we've warmed our way up to get back into some heated discussions. Maybe we'll talk about politics. Maybe we'll talk about economics. Maybe we'll talk about sociology. I got something that's on par with that.
Starting point is 00:40:25 Okay. Damn Daniel turned 10 years old last week. That is that no, he didn't. No, not him. I mean, the meme. Oh, okay. Not, not, not, not, not damn Daniel. The guy who is like in high school.
Starting point is 00:40:42 He has an, yeah, he has this thing. His Benjamin Button syndrome. Yeah, it's a real thing. It's called Ben Button syndrome, asshole. Didn't they, uh, For some reason in my head, I was like, they actually have, there's a real condition they ended up naming Benjamin Button syndrome. And I've like, I probably, I think I made that up. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:41:02 Have you, wait, Alba, it kind of reminds me, like, there's two stories, I guess, that remind me of Benjamin Button. One is like, this like dude who is take it or who injects himself with his son's blood or something shit. Okay, you're thinking of Brian Thompson? So there's him and then there's the, then there's the guy on TikTok. who's also like he'll he'll just be posing and the caption will be what you're like 30 something but you look 16 that's crazy dude this 36 year old model still looks 17 so you've see so you've seen he kind of has like a half bowl cut yeah and he does not and i also don't think he's 36 no i don't he's got he's got to be like late 40s mid 40s i love how does he looks dude how does he look 17 though for real
Starting point is 00:41:52 I love giving him captioning him like that. Like that's something that people are saying. That's what he should just be posing and that's what people should be commenting down below in his universe. But since they're not, he's got a... I mean, I'm sure there's people that I go, wow, you don't... Oh, I think he's confused. When people say you don't look your age, they're talking about your haircut and the way you dress. Damn, you look 17.
Starting point is 00:42:18 Doesn't realize that they're like making fun of them for dressing like a seven. 17 year old. And I don't want to bring on too much hate. No, not at all. I just, I just, I'm not going to age well at all.
Starting point is 00:42:27 No. But it's just, it's, I find it funny. Just, I mean, but how does he look 17 for being 36? Like,
Starting point is 00:42:40 what is he? I'll have what he's taken. Maybe it's the same thing. Part of me wants to say that it just changes like, damn, he looks, he'll always change it like 16, 17. Oh,
Starting point is 00:42:49 damn, how do you look 19? And then he tried 19 once. And he's like, Oh, that's too old. Too old. Yeah. I mean, it is crazy, though. Like, he's probably the only 36-year-old that looks 17.
Starting point is 00:43:01 But the other guy you're talking about, I think his name is Brian Thompson. Yes. Right? Yeah. And then there's actually a third guy who does it with plastic surgery. So. And he looks so good. I just got to remember that when we're commenting on people, not as if they would actually see it.
Starting point is 00:43:18 But then it's like, that's a real person. Yeah. They have ears that. can listen and go, wow, that hurts my feelings. Yeah. And then I would feel bad. And I would go, you know what? I didn't realize that my comments could, because to me.
Starting point is 00:43:30 I was just trying to have some fun on the internet at your expense. And to me, it seems like everything we say is in this little box, you know, and it's not going to go outside that. It ain't, but it doesn't. And just wait until we win our first Oscar. I'm sorry. I'm thinking of Brian Johnson. Who's Brian Thompson?
Starting point is 00:43:45 I don't know. But Brian Johnson, this is who you're thinking of. Yes. He injects his son's blood. and he's obsessed with not aging. His Twitter bio is conquering death will be humanity's greatest achievement and he wants to live forever.
Starting point is 00:44:01 But dude... Is Brian Thompson the United Health case? I looked it up and I saw his face and I was like... It clicked for me. Right when you laughed. I was like, it's weird because I only saw a miniature version of him
Starting point is 00:44:14 and I'm like, wait, is this the Tourette's guy at the Bafters? And then I clicked the picture and he's like, no, it's the United States CEO guy. It's the... Not the United States seat. No, the United Health. See, I know.
Starting point is 00:44:25 It's the guy that Luigi had nothing to do with. Nope. But what I like about Brian Johnson is he'll pop up on my timeline every now and then. Like on Valentine's Day. This just popped up on my time. Where is it? Hold on. What the fuck is he posting about?
Starting point is 00:44:42 Why is he posting all these graphs and shit? Because he's a genius. But he... Dude, I would love making those in like middle school. but here it is. This popped up on my timeline. It has 4,000 likes. He said,
Starting point is 00:44:56 it said, how to make love this Valentine's. There are a few generations that were never taught how to make love, the kind that deepens pair bonds and strengthens the relationship.
Starting point is 00:45:04 Because intimacy is still taboo. Porn, unfortunately, became the teacher. And then you press show more. Is it porn? Oh my God. He just posted porn. Yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:45:14 He's just stroking his shit. He's just, oh. No, he posted an incredibly long graphic description of how to make love, I guess. So wait, he injects himself with his son's blood. And you know how a boner's made through blood rushing to the penis. So his son's blood is going into his penis is filling his dad's penis. Has his son, like has anyone pointed that out yet to his son or him? How old is his son and why is his son giving his dad?
Starting point is 00:45:48 A teenager. is it at the point where he's like, come on, let's go, let's go to the Red Cross. Now, and then he does, then he like pays him off,
Starting point is 00:45:57 doesn't tell us like, hey, can I get some of my son? Son, you're donating blood. You're, that's so noble. How do you,
Starting point is 00:46:03 can I get that? Can you just like, if you're rich, you can just play to, you can pay to donate blood to anyone you want if you have the money to do it. You don't have to be rich to do that.
Starting point is 00:46:12 You can just literally draw your own blood. Well, that's what I'm saying, do they just do it at home? I guess so. I mean, if you, If you have someone that has a flabillabitadotomy, whatever the fuck it's called, it's a really hard word. It's, it has, you know what I'm talking about?
Starting point is 00:46:25 No. It's, it's the people that basically draw, drawing blood is its own like category. Yeah. And it floretobotomy or something. They don't act like it. I'll say that much. Yeah. They always act like it's their first goddamn time.
Starting point is 00:46:39 Oops. Sorry. Sorry. Like it. Yeah. Specialist my ass. I'm kidding. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:46:44 Some flashbacks of a red cross got me heated. I've had some fucking, I've had some experiences with people that have a flood level letobotomy certification and you would think
Starting point is 00:46:53 it's their first time big old bruise afterwards but if you have someone that has that certification they can just do it for you just draw the blood and then Is it like a pre?
Starting point is 00:47:03 You can just get the certificate like online? No, I think it's an actual course you have to take. Fuck. But. So it's like CPR then? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:12 You're certain, wait, if you give someone CPR and you're not certified to give C like wait what is the certification is it just saying I completed a class and I know what I'm doing yeah it's right that's all it is it doesn't mean you're not allowed to give it if you don't have it the term certification made me put it at a higher playing field in my brain right away for some reason like I I have gone through the the process of professionally learning how to do this which means I am a professional like I can actually do it and not just based on what you've heard like like rotten tomatoes tomato tomato tomato tomato Tomato. Tomato meter. Exactly. Tomato meter.
Starting point is 00:47:49 Tomato meter. Tomatoometer? Yeah. Tomato. Is it just the tomato meter? I have no fucking clue. I think it's tomato meter. Tomometer.
Starting point is 00:48:00 No, you can't do it. You can't do something like that with that word, I don't think. Or I'm incapable of doing so, which means most people would be. Which means that they, rotten tomatoes, rethink your whole business approach. Watch this. Fuck, dude. Nice. Yeah, but
Starting point is 00:48:19 Imagine one day it'll work. One day I'll get it to land it. You'll actually be blown away. I will be blown away. Not today. I tried to, I got done with my water and I tried to flip the cup so it landed in a cool way. Like the Chad's due on the internet.
Starting point is 00:48:36 I always get, you know, TikToks of them flipping cups and them leaving with girls on their arms. Yeah, dude. Dude, imagine being a... Dude, I mean, that's like the type of shit you'd see on fine, like, back in the day. Dude, I've been getting, like, Vine flashbacks through TikTok. It'll, like, people just re-upload Vine, and I'll see them and I'll be like, man, humor.
Starting point is 00:49:01 While you still have, like, you know, cringe will always be around, blah, blah, blah. And I'm not necessarily only talking about cringe. But, like, Vine humor was its own thing. That was an era. Yeah. That was an era of, like, honestly, mostly, most. Mostly like 20 to 30 year olds having a lot of attention. Having a lot of fun.
Starting point is 00:49:20 Having a lot of fun. Like, I'm thinking of like, I'm going to get their names wrong. Boris Johnson? I was going to, uh, what's, what's his name? What's his name? Not him. Boris Johnson is the fucking UK. Was the UK prime minister.
Starting point is 00:49:38 What happened to him? Yeah, he blew himself up, strapped himself to a rocket and, you said, I'm going to be the first man on Moon and they said, but Boris, that and then it was too late. Well, he started to wet himself and so he pressed the button to launch because he got embarrassed. You and I can grab these. But he mixed up,
Starting point is 00:49:57 he mixed up the button to launch and the explosion button, the emergency explosion button. Like, imagine he has a cartoon remote with two buttons. And it's like launch rocket explosion. Overly complex symbols on them.
Starting point is 00:50:13 He's sweating. We put the symbols on them, didn't you read up? You and I can just create these universes, man. We're like Thanos, thanos, thanis. We're like Thanos. Thanes. Dude, I can't, dude,
Starting point is 00:50:27 MCU, the Marvel Cinematic Universe, they're bringing back Robert Downey Jr. And Doomsday, Dr. Doomsday is going to tear some ass. You're effing with me. He's going to, what? He's going to tear some ass. He's going to have butt-sats? He's going to land on Earth,
Starting point is 00:50:44 Earth, 3-7, whatever. because there's different Earths in the cinematic universe because there's multiple universes in the dimensional murder in a ball, blah, blah. No, actually, that's... Dimensional merge is Christian. Is Christian. But I'm assuming there could be a dimensional merge
Starting point is 00:50:57 in this... Dr. Doomsday is as fearful as they say. It sounds like they're kind of taking a page out of Sonnetchu here with the MCU stuff, which... Dude, Avengers Doctor Dooms... Sorry, I get stuff. I just... His name is Dr. Doom.
Starting point is 00:51:13 I was just having some fun. Dr. Doomlittle? I wish, dude. Dr. Doomlittle. Don't you think Dr. Doomsday sounds more epic than Dr. Doom? Oh, I thought it was, okay. Well, I'm stupid. I mean, I'm not up to date on MCU shit.
Starting point is 00:51:28 So Dr. Doomsday was just as real to me as Dr. Doom? Do you, do Dr. Doom sounds stupid as shit? Dr. Doom? Well, that's because, okay, so I think it's called Avengers Doomsday. The Doomsday is a play right on Dr. Doom, the main villain. that they're bringing back Robert Downey Jr. For Dr. Dumes Day. Did they undie him?
Starting point is 00:51:51 It's going to be another universes. Where you never died. Yeah, it's going to be like where he became evil or something. That's what I love about when they introduced like multiverse shit to a, it's always like the evil versions. Well, there's that, but they can just undo anything they write. So if it's like shitty or like they like, they could just like, I feel like the stakes aren't super high when you introduce a multiverse thing because it's like you kill this character. and it's like... It's hard to invest afterwards.
Starting point is 00:52:16 Right, because there's no stakes. Because where are the states? That's, I think a lot of TV shows and movies do run into that problem where they'll kill someone off. And most of the time in a TV show, it poses more trouble because it's longer form. But you kill someone off and bring them back, then all of a sudden it just gets that little kind of like, oh, well, that can be done from now on. Why don't they just do that? So then it leads for...
Starting point is 00:52:43 So yeah, but stakes aren't. It's, um, there, there was something else. I can't remember. I like, I like the way Lost did it. Because Lost, I haven't seen it. Lost does. Lost. I've been putting the mic right here most of the time, this time again.
Starting point is 00:52:58 I haven't noticed. Lost, uh, kills a main character kind of towards the end, but then brings them back. And it's like, what? But they do it in a way that's like. Makes sense within the universe. Yes. Well, not at first. You're like, what the,
Starting point is 00:53:13 fuck and it takes a little bit and then you're like oh takes a little bit of Reddit coaxing you no act
Starting point is 00:53:20 oh no they just flat out explain it but uh but uh but they you know for a minute
Starting point is 00:53:25 you're like what the F what it's just you can't you can't jump that gun
Starting point is 00:53:33 of just reviving people because you need stakes that's why um I saw it in probably some
Starting point is 00:53:41 video essay way back or Reddit somewhere, but it stuck with me. And it's why I, while I'm not the biggest Star Wars fan, I have a lot of at least respect for like the story of like, or the movie where like Luke gets his arm cut off and shit like that. Because I'm, because I, because there's always supposed to be a point in the hero's journey, right, where there's supposed to be some sacrifice.
Starting point is 00:54:05 Right. This journey has to take a toll in some way for it to mean, uh, something. And most of the time movies kind of end with that pan up, happy go luck. Not happy go lucky, but just like, every, which means. All's well, that ends well. And it's nice to at least see that there's some sacrifice with protagonists every now and then. And it's not just like, I don't know, so many, for John Wick it works because it's cool, right? He's a bamp that can't be stopped.
Starting point is 00:54:32 He is. But like when everyone's John Wick, it, when everyone's John Wick. No one's John Wick. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. No, but there's no stakes. There's no stakes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:46 Because it's like you're not truly scared of like the bad things happening in this universe because... They can just be undone. They can be undone. They can be Control Zed or control Apple Zed if you're on Apple. Yeah. Or just Apple Zed. Just Apple Zed. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:55:04 Which is command on the Apple keyboard. Yeah. But the thing is, you know, like if the protagonist, is invincible or like pretty much invincible you know i'm not going to be on the edge of my seat concerned that some crazy shit's going to happen i like when the protagonist can uh can get hurt the superman problem is why they have to give him kryptonites so that he at least has some weakness and also not just like a physical weakness but with story and like storylines and all that they have to get a little more creative uh unless it's just you run into the superman
Starting point is 00:55:42 problem. I can just, I can break anything, I can survive anything. What's, where's the problem? You, you then have to, I would say some, some people do it in the form of, uh, attacking, getting the audience to attach themselves to someone that the hero is close to more so, I guess, to give them some stakes. Because if the hero can't be injured, then, like, think of Spider-Man. It's like, or any sort of comic book hero. That's what I was thinking. They'll always go after, because you can't kill the hero, but you can kill their love interest to give them some motivation. Yeah, exactly. No, Mary Jane!
Starting point is 00:56:16 That was... When the Green Goblin ripped Mary Jane in half? Dude, that was intense. I was not expecting that. No, but seriously, though, in the Andrew Garfield one? Oh, yeah. I was like...
Starting point is 00:56:28 I didn't know that that happens, and I was like, oh, shit. Dude, it's pretty... It's a funk, too. Dude, it's like... And I was like, no. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. She's fine.
Starting point is 00:56:40 But that was based on, like, like a famous, I think in the original, in the comics, Green Goblin like drops Gwen from a bridge or something like that and kills her. And in this version, it was a bit different. Yeah, it was brutal though. I was, I genuinely was like, I don't know, I just, it always is so like, you know, everything's, everything's good in the end of these movies that that one did kind of catch me off guard, which I liked.
Starting point is 00:57:10 Well, you can't have a Spider-Man movie without any. ending it with a funeral. That's true. That's true. You got Uncle Ben. You got some in some of the games or whatever. Then you got like Aunt May in certain situations. You got actually in more than, there's a bunch of situations in recent media where they just fucking, they're like, Aunt May who?
Starting point is 00:57:30 And they kill her. They don't really say Am. She's a huge part of the plot, but they still kill her. I like to think that Stanley when he was writing Spider-Man for the first time, he was just kind of lacking inspiration. for characters and he's out of the grocery store and he's like Uncle Ben Aunt Jemima Uncle Ben's right
Starting point is 00:57:50 Yeah And he's like that's it Imagine like my Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima Honestly That'd be fucking dope And their neighbor Miss Butters were Well I love because when authors do stuff It makes me think of
Starting point is 00:58:08 George R or Martin there's this it's not a part of the Game of Thrones series that he writes but it's in the same history it's it's a different book that's more of like a historical recounting it's called the the show's called house of the dragon the book may be called the same thing i can't really remember but he has characters in there named like grover and elmo like i don't know i think because like he was a fan of the muppets there's some story why he named characters this way but they're not main characters but it they're just kind of referenced offhand and i'm just kind of reading this because Game of Thrones takes, the universe takes itself pretty seriously.
Starting point is 00:58:44 Right, right, right, right. So it's kind of takes you out of it. Yeah, I see, like literally there's Grover, Elmo's in there. There's a third one I can't remember who it is. Bert Nernie. I didn't, it would not surprise me. Lisa and March. When I saw that in the book, I was just like, interesting.
Starting point is 00:59:00 And then in one of the shows, it's funny because they kind of twist their hands where it's like, you kind of got to mention them in the show. So in one of the shows, I can't remember which one they mentioned. but I remember they brought up one of their names and it was just kind of like, yeah, there it is. I bet you there's a lot of people going, huh? Is this some kind of like weird fourth wall Easter egg that I'm not getting Elmo?
Starting point is 00:59:21 Big Roe. Snuffaloopagus? King snuffaloffagus. Dude snuffeluffa guess that can kill me. Oh man. It's, it would be really funny to me if it was actually like George R.R. Martin insisting that like
Starting point is 00:59:39 that wasn't a reference. He's like, well, no. Who are they? Who's Elmo? I've never heard of... There's another Elmo? Grover. Oh, I actually...
Starting point is 00:59:46 You're talking about my characters. I was unaware. That's a crazy coincidence. I was completely unaware of that. Huh. Huh. Huh. It's like Elon. I didn't know there was another...
Starting point is 01:00:00 Wow. Interesting. Speaking of Elmo. Because people call Elon Elmo. Oh, do they? They do. Why? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:00:08 Just because of the... Because they want to make him... him look like some goofy fucking stupid cartoon character when he's not. See, it would be funny if you could like rearrange the letters in his name to make it. Right. But it's off by one, unfortunately. The end gets in the way of that.
Starting point is 01:00:22 If it was Elm, yeah. Then Elmo would make sense. Yes. But, uh, you know, taking it one of the most genius minds of our generation and, and boiling it down to a fucking red cartoon character that, you know, hangs out with a dude named Mr.
Starting point is 01:00:36 Noodle. Interesting. Interesting. Interesting. I love the He played The thing that's It doesn't matter
Starting point is 01:00:45 Because he's gonna Live and die The richest man in the world Who cares But it's just like I love the playing it genius Or like Mad scientist he does
Starting point is 01:00:56 You know I love it that Interesting And he'll just retweet something That's going Blacks are dangerous It's just Looking into this
Starting point is 01:01:03 Interesting yes Looking into this Yes My big brain is thinking hard about this. Or like he'll retweet it with just like the like emoji just like hmm thinking. He uh, the food for thought. If there's someone to rage bait me, it's, it's him, but it's not through anything that he's doing to intentionally cause anger. It's just through like, it's, it's the same sort of frustration you get with, um, no, I'm not a kid because a kid
Starting point is 01:01:32 just doesn't know better. I don't know how to explain it. It's just like he's just ignorance. Ignorance can piss you off sometimes I feel like we can leave a little less Exactly Ignorance is piss And Speaking of piss You might see some names appear on screen
Starting point is 01:01:50 Some piss drinkers And some piss What's the term for it When you funnel it into the Oh well It's not That's not booffing technically No
Starting point is 01:02:02 It's uh It's called like what Blood chugging So like piss blood chuggers Yeah Some sometimes drink it, you know, as God intended. From a glass.
Starting point is 01:02:11 Others get a little crazy with it. You can differentiate them, though. Matt, would you care to explain? Sure, sure. So the people and the little box with the emojis, those are the people that just sip it from the glass, you know, as God intended. The people in green, those people like to get upside down up against a wall with their... Probably clapping while doing so.
Starting point is 01:02:33 Yeah, with their ass spread, anus ready to fucking just down for anything. Probably drops the tube and then has to like shuffle around and spread their ass again, you know. Shit. And then they just like, voom. And then, uh. Maybe fall over because they don't have a lot of core strength. So they got to like shimmy back into position. And if that happens once the piss is already started flowing.
Starting point is 01:03:00 Just waddly. Yeah. Yeah, but they, uh, they, they, the, the piss just flows from a funnel and hoes into their ass and they drink it that way. And thank you all for watching. Thank you to those people who support us financially. You can, you know, I'm, I'm not, I'm not supporting them after this podcast. That's fucking immature and crass and I give them $5 a month and they want to, they want to compare me to someone that pours piss into their own ass. Yes.
Starting point is 01:03:25 Yeah. But, you know, we thank all of you and we thank the people who are watching for free as well. You know, y'all, y'all, if you're just listening or watching. You're super cool. You guys, you guys are dope. And it just, just, just watching the show supports it. And we love you. You're the best.
Starting point is 01:03:40 And, um, good, good evening. Good after, fuck, bye.

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