supermegashow - Collywobblers | supermegashow - 073

Episode Date: July 30, 2025

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No Frills delivers. Get groceries delivered to your door from No Frills with PC Express. Shop online and get $15 in PC Optimum Points on your first five orders. Shop now at NoFrills.ca. I just, I just hit my, it's my fucking, it's because my fingers curve. See? Most people don't do that Do yours This is the scene in the movie. We're all sitting like government swat breaks into the room and like kidnaps you and like grabs you and really like grips on to you almost to like Like you're gonna see like hand indentions afterwards. They're gripping onto you so tight there

They drag you into like a not just a clean white room tiled Which very clinical and then there's like this metal table that they throw you down on and then they have to then they like strap you down and I would say probably just after that just picture the scene from fire in the sky and that's kind of in the same in the same tone maybe not you know they're not doing the exact same thing but it's the same tone because my fingers are curved uh-huh and that's they have to do experiments on you to figure out what the fuck's going on are yours can you do this all right is that a little bit of a curve right yeah it's a little bit of a I think minor minor like

weirdly more are you uh what's it called double jointed right yeah i got that hitchhiker's thumb baby see you got you ladies and gentlemen you like that and i didn't know about it until recent years because i've posted something on instagram where like i was holding something and all the replies were like what the fuck is wrong with your hand dude and turns out it's just double jointedness Dude! And turns out it's just double jointedness. But it's pretty sick. I remember kids used to show that off like all the time like from like middle to elementary to middle school it was like a look at this and they do like the whole like popping thumb thing or whatever it was. Dude I'll still do that as a 29 year old. I'll still show it off. I'll just go

downtown LA and be like, hey everybody! Start doing it. They'll start freaking out. You should have a big loud speaker that plays little Sounds so even people like from a distance become a little like interested. What's going on? I have I have a button in my pocket and when I click it it plays the sound I mean that's that's that that would win a crowd at parties. I think so Not in a big Hollywood party with Quentin Tarantino. What? Do that again do that again? Holy and then he says a few racial epithets that I would yeah And it's very it's just unnecessary, but he it's art Samuel Jackson stands behind him with his hands in his pocket when a nervous

No, he director Director of Django! Oh! Oh, okay. Okay. Woo! There's like some people like ready like- Director of Django? I really like Jamie Foxx. You know Will Smith was supposed chosen to be Django.

I didn't know about that. What? Yeah, he was supposed like, much like you know how Quentin Tarantino originally wanted the bear Jew from Inglorious Basterds to be played by Adam Sandler. It was written for Adam Sandler. That would have been awesome. I would have much preferred that to Eli Roth. I still think it would have been a much better casting decision but this- Eli Roth- this works in the opposite way where Will Smith apparently was asked to be in Django and I think he declined it to be in that I want to maybe it was after earth I

don't know it's tomorrow I don't I don't know is specifically what movie he decided to do besides Django but thank God I think so well I would be after him and Jayden yeah with like the giant I didn't see it the same time but that is that's great I'm glad that he about the same time. But that is, that's great. I'm glad that he believed in that project so much that he turned down Django. We got Jamie Foxx instead. Right, who Jamie Foxx was incredible in that role. Have you seen Will Smith's latest,

you know, I like pretty girls, girls, girls, and now he's doing like freestyle raps and stuff. I saw the video of him performing for a live crowd with the DJ and. A very lukewarm, a large lukewarm crowd, which is hard to pull off. Yeah, that's the thing. I think a lot of people came because they're like,

oh, it's Will Smith. And then they get there and, you know, the thing is it wasn't set up for a stage. He's in the middle of a crowd, so if you're four rows back, you can't see him. Is that Will Smith? And it's a huge crowd. So they can just hear him going, ha ha, pretty girls.

Ha ha. I like pretty girls. Ha. He's a talented actor, that Will Smith. He's a great actor. I didn't see the thing he won the Oscar for. The one, the same year that he slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars.

Oh, I forgot, he also did a diss track at Chris Rock or something recently. He's like, if you talk some shit on a stage, expect me up on the stage. It's very similar to that. I know I'm butchering it, but quite honestly, I don't think it's too far off. He didn't say shit, did he?

Shiz. OK. Because what's the sh-bleep? Pfft. Car. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, shit. Skrrr! You know, like some sort of car screech sound effect.

No, I wish he did the beat sound himself. Like, he self-censors like, what the sh-bleep? No, I would have that. I mean, we could put a sound effect in. Just say it. Just say the swear word, and we'll censor ourselves. It would make the song more, honestly, compared to the one that got released. It would make the song more playful I think it would be a little more enjoyable potentially. I just don't understand

I think she's trying to make like a like a tick-tock hit, you know, like a like a catchy Banger that everyone can be like I know that song. It's like, I like pretty girls. And everyone knows it. Kind of like Justin Bieber's Baby. Exactly. Or Aaron Carter's, I want candy. Bum ba dum ba dum ba ba ba ba.

I want candy. Da ba da ba da ba da ba da ba. Da da da da da da da. Da da da ba da ba da ba. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da... And then picture him doing a little spin hole in his hat except he's spinning like ten times in a row on stage. Yeah, he had special shoes that Michael Jackson had them too where he would lean forward but these are for spinning. And they're Heelys so when he steps back down he accidentally slips and it looks like a banana peel and he hits the back of his head but he gets up and puts a fist up and then everyone goes woo! We have such imaginations man. I bet our listeners are jealous of our ability to create these universes in our heads.

Where are the animateds? Our imagination and whimsy knows no bounds. We are dropping animated scenarios left and right. I think we probably move on to another topic that could be animated so quickly that it is hard to make a single animation because it's like, well, there was no stopping point. It just bled into the next.

Maybe like a Family Guy flashback compilation would kind of be similar. You know, people make compilations of their favorite Family Guy. It was like that one time where Lois got fucked. But that never happened on the show. Actually, that's not true. I think Quagmire had sex with Lois. Right. Yeah, right. Or Cleveland, maybe.

I know they do a lot of like shit where it's like, it's kind of like monumental stuff that would usually have an impact on like the dynamic, but since it's a serial Like life ruining Things that would like into marriage or into a relationship like that and it's just like the next episode It's what it's like or by the end of the episode. It's like it's fine That's that I mean You know all of our favorite kid shows are like SpongeBob wraps everything up and like there's some stuff or like I think of like angry beavers

But I would say like the dynamics of like cat dogs angry beaver SpongeBob the dynamics of the characters in that show always lead to kind of like the cyclical storytelling of it always Being that way of like the frustrated neighbor with the dopey best friend. They all have like a good a Good line a good script to kind of go by yeah they I mean yeah I guess there isn't an overarching thing in Family Guy so they can wrap it up each episode that's why I like King of the Hill and dare I say it I think King of the Hill I've been doing some rewatches and I think it might like again recency bias probably plays a big part in this but

King of the Hill might be my favorite dag om Animated show of all time. It is so fucking good. I love it. But again, I'm in the early seasons Let me get to the later stuff I'm curious about the later episodes because so I watched the I watched the King of the Hill finale when it aired on TV Like I watched it. The eye diving one right? No, no, no, like the final episode I watched it live the night it aired and I remember like I was pretty emotional I was like exactly I grew up a king of the hill like as long as I can remember because when I was a kid my mom would go to book group my dad would would put on the Simpsons when I was when I was just like four or five okay my mom

heard me saying some Bart Simpson stuff and got shit. Oh and What are you having a cow mom bitch? Bart Simpson you fucking bitch. Oh you fucking bitch that was spongebob, but whatever Did you hear what Bart said yeah dumb bitch? March just she's getting it man. She's all it from all angles. Mark pulls it, not Mark. Mark. Marge. She walks in with a bug cut. I'm Mark now.

I'm Margeiplier. Sorry, but King of the Hill would come on sometimes after, usually Seinfeld would come on after Simpsons, but sometimes it'd be King of the Hill. And I would watch that since I was just a little boy. So when that final episode aired, I was emotional. And I don't know if I watched much of the last season. The animation was much better.

The later stuff is foggy for me too. Yeah, I just remember the final episode, I remember it ending, I remember it being like, that was nice. But maybe you'd have a different perspective now watching it at an older age. True, I don't know when it ended, but I'm probably double that age now.

It's been 15 years, I think, since it ended, right? Now, I know they released a trailer for the King of the Hill reboot, like an official trailer now. And it said 15 years. trailer for the king the hill reboot like an official trailer and I said 15 years I haven't seen it okay the official trailer I saw the teaser trailers and like the little bits but have you seen the official trailer I have and I have my thoughts you know of course everyone do you miss is the hand-drawn animation yeah I think it'll take some getting used to one thing I will say is like I think it's because of the recording room and the mics

They were using back in the day of like, you know back in the 90s or whatever recording King of the hill you hear a lot more like bass in people's voices and you hear like that kind of a slight echo in The room almost when they were you know, I'm talking like that old kind of recording room vibe and with I don't know if it might be the recording rooms of course it's also probably mixed with him being older but Hank Hill's voice has lost a little bit of like that bass that I do. I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah, you've seen some. I know exactly what you're talking about. It's more like it's more like this where it used to be like, I don't know. Now wait, does it have to do it all with the, maybe back in the day we were watching on

like CRT TVs, so the sound was different and now we just hear it more crisp, so it's like that? Or when you're doing the rewatch on your his there there that you hear like kind of There's a hit to his voice that I don't know how to explain it. They probably just mixed it differently and Took some of the bass out. He just sounds very flat in this new stuff You know, it doesn't have I Dude, I know exactly what you're talking about again Again, I mean, how often does an animated show... I think of clips...

They cut the lows out. They cut the lows out. Not only that, but think of when they're cutting together a trailer for an animated show, you know, or any show. You know, the delivery is always off because they're clipping stuff together. They're clipping things shorter to make a trailer so we'll see the cadence may still be there I just feel like there's again like a hit there's a bass that's left out of his voice and maybe that's could just be explained aging that might be the trailers though we'll have to see because if there's music in the trailer and there's or sounds or whatever sometimes they'll we

do it in editing you know it's like you make the, the vocals, you cut out the lows, so it's really just like the mids and the highs, and then you'll put the music, like, I do the vocals as more the bass, and I cut out the highs, and then the music as the highs, so it's like they fit together like a puzzle piece so they don't clash and get all muddy,

so it could just be that they cut the to cut the bass out of the vocals so they could have the music be bassy that's why I'm waiting yeah you know we're waiting for the I mean it's coming out in August like in a month or something right yes I'm excited and I won't be able to make it through the entirety of the 13 episodes because it's like 20-something episodes oh damn really for moat they might shorten it down later on because, you know, money, make more.

Wait, are they making another season already? You make less to make more type of mentality. I'm surprised that they're doing a season that long for a reboot. I feel like when they do reboots. I don't know how long the reboot is. I just, the seasons right now are like 20-something episodes. Oh, sorry, I thought you were saying that the reboot was like 20 something episodes. I expected to be like 10 8 10

Yeah, we'd be lucky maybe to get 10. Yeah, you're right. Well Here's what I'll say. I Loved Beavis and Budhead when I was in high school, then what's the reboot? Yeah, they did two reboots actually so they brought it back when I was in like ninth grade and They did two reboots actually. So they brought it back when I was in like ninth grade and it was on MTV and I watched it every time it aired and I put it on my iPod Nano. And that's when they did the Jersey Shore reaction stuff.

Well, cause Beavis and Butthead always had this segment where it would be, because it was an MTV show, it would be them reacting to music videos and giving their commentary. And it was pretty funny, but it was like all classic stuff because it was the 90s. So now it just feels different when it's like them reacting to Jersey Shore.

You know what I'm saying? Like it's not like. But it's like that's what they're able to get from that channel. You know like that's what. Well yeah it's just also the time. Yeah. Because back then they're reacting to, I don't know,

Nirvana, I have no clue. but you're like just something that was popular in the 90s and It feels so classic to watch them do that and it feels weird to watch them do Jersey Shore Because that's like new but it's just what it is. Mm-hmm. My phone is jingling. I'm sorry said is that a is that a text? No, that's my ring camera going off There might be intruders at the front door. With ski masks? And black and white striped vests or shirts? There's bandits!

There's bandits! I gotta get this, I gotta get this! We'll play ads. You are a cinema I can watch you forever action thriller I can watch you forever Bum bum bum horror Comedy I can watch you forever Welcome back I killed the bandits I shot them dead with a gun and two guns actually a Kimbo One of the guns is not registered so. I shot them with one gun that I legally own.

And I just want to finish my Beavis and Budhead thought real quick. Don't! The world key or the Super Mega logo keeps spinning. Yeah. So they did a revival and I really liked it

and then they canceled it after like one season I think. And then they did another revival like in recent years and I was surprised that I'm like wow they're trying again and it was really good. I really enjoyed it, they made a movie. But got canceled? Oh no, it was a movie, okay nevermind. I don't know, it might still be going.

Like there's episodes, I didn't watch the episodes. But I did watch the movie and I will say the movie was really funny like I Was just chilling. I remember one night. I was chilling at home and I was like, I'll see what this is about because the trailer honestly trailers just don't They don't sell comedy. Well, that's why I'm reserving my judgment for well both naked gun But in this scenario King of the Hill season 14. I, I, you know? Yeah, and I watched the Beavis and Butt-Head do the universe or whatever the movie was, because I love Beavis and Butt-Head

to America. Well it's a classic. It's so good. We gotta watch it for Uncle Sleepover. I'm down. But it just, it was epic. Well we still have one episode of Uncle Sleepover that needs to release that is fucking one of our best episodes. It's in the top three. It might be out by now, but it's Mr. Bean's Holiday with Rocco. Rocco, Oprah, Bodhi from SuperMega64. Yep, they're having to legally change it now.

But the movie was hilarious. I enjoyed it very much so and there's a common trend I think with like comedy stuff where Maybe it's just like because our sense of humor is so highbrow and elite Yeah, that that's gotta be it when we watch a trailer. They're just putting in the normie jokes, right? They're putting in the stuff that the that the snobbling peasants will eat up and go, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo. And to us, we just, yeah, that doesn't look funny. We're sitting up there with our ascots,

our non-prescription glasses, thick-framed and going. Some of us, well, I have a little hat on, I just want to point that out. And we also don't tell people that they're non-prescription because Yeah, that'd be cringe and Matt dyed his hair yellow not blonde yellow We'll see some fan art of that Standing atop it or where where are we you said we're standing up there Okay, well, I don't know about a balcony somewhere

But you said standing on top but now I just picture us like standing atop a hill with a well Okay, and it's an oil painting or something. It's very serious. It's a very melancholic tone could be really good We're you know now wait wait wait do we fetch a pail of water? One of us is holding a pail of water but with gloves. Because you don't want to get the water on your hand. With a big... No, one gardening glove, one one dish washing glove. We couldn't find matching gloves. Couldn't find both. We went in the garage and we could only find one. What an image. And it's great. You know what else is great? The Word of the Week.

You know it? I do. Let me double check it. Guys, you're gonna love SuperMega's Word of the Week. Now is it some flim flam or is it a word that you and I will be able to pronounce with it like two tries? This is one we can pronounce first try. Okay. It's, it sounds very British, but it is, it's a real actual English word. I'm on a negative bias towards,

I just wanna put that out there. If it sounds British, I'm just gonna probably. Oh me too. My gut reaction is probably gonna be very visceral. Hey, well it's funny, sorry. It's funny you say your gut reaction's gonna be visceral because the definition of this word is bellyache. Ooh, which you and I have had this morning. Yeah, both of us are, we're struggling.

I had Indian food last night as well as some cheese and cheese naan and some, I like cheese and I think it really gums up my works these days but... I was at the grocery store yesterday and I turned to the cheese aisle and I thought of you. Did you ever, do you have that picture still of like... I do, I never posted it. I have two separate occasions. Wait really? Within like one month. No, I thought it was only, were there two? There were two separate times. I went to the grocery store with you and you just got like a bunch of cheese

and one of the times you had like a gallon of milk and I just had to take a picture of you because you're just like holding this stuff and just Ryan McGee ass purchase. Here's both pictures. But the word of the week is collywobbles. Collywobbles? Collywobbles. If you want to take a peek, Mariam Webster.

Collywobbles if you want to take a peek. Merriam-Webster. Collie wobbles, noun. Plural, in form, but singular or plural in, it's not, construction maybe because it's not. Conjunction? It's not scrolling. Oh yeah, what? It's not letting us, stupid fucking iPhone dude. Merriam-Webster, get your shit together

with your fucking webpage. It's not mobile friendly. It means bellyache though and That's all they have so I want to find a better like Definition is it a real is it a word that's recognized by more than just Merriam-webster. Yes, just Oxford. Oh Well Merriam-webster says we we don't know who first clutched his or her tummy and called the affliction collywobbles but we do know the word's earliest print appearance dates from around 1823. In a newspaper? So they used it in print? Yes um and I'm not sure oh I got the collywobble is it

like I got the collywobbles? Collywobbles is believed to be a friendlier sounding transformation of cholera Morbus the new Latin term for the disease cholera that was influenced by the words colic and wobble So collywobbles makes sense because when you have cholera your fucking stomach hurts. Yeah, maybe we both had that right now But let's use it in a sentence. I'm gonna go I'm gonna go on wiktionary I was that because I was asking is it just like oh. I'm gonna go on Wiktionary. I was asking, is it just like, ugh, I have the Collie Wobbles, mate. I got the Collie Wobbles, mate. I need to go back to show these shrimp and biscuits

gave me bad Collie Wobble. Shrimp and biscuits? Uh. The shrimp tail and biscuits. There's no real, it's no shrimp in it, it's just a tail. The shrimp tail in biscuits! There's no real, it's no shrimp in it, it's just a tail. But on a biscuit it's delicious. A stomach ache or an upset stomach?

Okay here's a sentence. Petunias, should I do a British accent? Yeah. Oh Jesus. Oh Christ. Go on then, model B. Petunias off score today with a touch of the collowobbles. Yeah, yeah. Jesus. Oh, Christ. Go on then. Mother Bee.

Petunias off score today with a touch of the collowobbles. You should take it to the yard, mate. Or the, uh... What do they call it in the, you know, they don't call it the emergency room. They probably call it the... The... The oopsie wobble. The oopsie wobble. Oh, she got the collowobbles taken to the oopsie wobble oopsie wobble. Oh she got the curly wobbles taken to the oopsie wobble. We're so bad at British accents. We're Americans how could we not you know it's always the Americans doing bad British accents I mean sometimes you'll see a non-English or an

English-speaking person but not trying to do an American accent. And it's just- A not normal person essentially. Sean, not Penn, but there's Sean, he's from Hot Fuzz. Kingston, oh. And Sean of the Dead, and The World's End. Yeah, Sean, I know who you're talking about.

It's not Bean, it's not Sean Bean. Sure it's not Sean Penn? It's not Sean Penn cuz Sean wait Who am I thinking of that talks to drug lords? There's a there's who's the pen that talks Sean pin and he climbs on something else pen And then they both have like the same last name just a different first name Sean thought shot dude Simon peg Simon peg Okay, dude. Yeah, cuz Sean Penn is the one that met with El Chapo. Is his name Sean? It's Sean Penn, yeah.

He doesn't look like, I'm thinking of him like, there's no way that his name's Sean Penn. He scaled Madonna's house with a ladder. Yeah. Tied her up like cartoon, old cartoon style on the railroad tracks. Yeah, his name is Sean. He just, I don't know why, I just, uh, he doesn't look like a Sean.

Sean Kingston! He looks like a Penn more than a Sean. He met with El Chapo. How tall is he? I'm gonna take a guess. I'm gonna say Sean Penn is 5'9". Can you look that up real quick? Yeah, yeah, but you know, Google doesn't tell the truth a lot of the time. 5'8 or 5'9"? 5'8". 5'8"? That was my first thought, but I said 5'9", to be safe. Boom.

That was my first thought, but I said 5'9 to be safe. Boom. So Simon Pegg is who I, Simon Pegg does an awful American accent because he, he always, you can hear like, it always sounds like this. What are you talking about, Carl? Like he over-annunciates things. Or maybe that's an accent that I haven't heard that I don't, that he's basing it off of that I just haven't heard,

you know, maybe. It just sounds unnatural. I think the best American accents I've heard is, for me, number one is Robert Pattinson. In Twilight. Well, in Twilight, yeah, in Good Time, he has a New York accent. More so Eclipse and New Moon rather than the original

or Breaking Dawn, Parts I and II. Yeah, Part II especially. But I think, when I found out Robert Pattinson has a British accent, I was like, what? How do you think? Just blew some minds. Do you remember Rick Grimes being a British actor? Because I probably watched the whole first season, probably second season, all of a sudden I'm watching interviews and he's like, you know, it's a truly interesting project. Yeah, and I was like, what? Dude, also same with Christian Bale. Having what, in Australia? Is he Australian? interesting project. Yeah, I was like what? Dude, also same with Christian Bale.

Yeah. Having what in Australia? Is he Australian? Yeah, because is it, wait, is, maybe, okay, am I dumb or was Nicole Kidman just in a movie called Australia? But, No, Nicole Kidman has an accent. But was also in a movie called Australia with Hugh Jackman. Yes, and she is Australian. And they're both Australian, so that would make sense. Okay.

I've never seen the movie. Is it good audience? What is your review out of 17? No out of 36. Okay, or no Out of 231 what is your score? Leave it in the comments below You know, I was thinking five, but I bumped it up to ten. I'm like no to 20 I'm like, let me make it a weird number. And then I continue to go up, and I wanna give people the absolute,

the most freedom in the world to express their rating of that film. If critics, like, fuck this Roger Ebert, like, one thumb up, like, fuck off, dude. Where's the 231 scale? Things are not as fucking black and white as that thumb up or a thumb down, you know? Out of 10, what am I, a fucking dumb dog?

I'm a human and I can do things. Dude, check it out. This is how Anthony Fantano and Roger Ebert be... Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo So true, Matt. Should we go to more ads? We should go to ads. I couldn't believe it. I'm watching this TikTok. I'm watching this TikTok, right? And the Rizzler tells me straight up, we're not doing the Godfather challenge. And guess what the very next frame ends up being? The Rizzler and Big Justice or and Big AJ. It's Big Justice. Big Justice and Big AJ? Are they both Big?

No they're not Big AJ. It's just AJ and Big Justice. Okay, okay. The Rizzler is not related to them. No he's not but he's still a good friend and collaborator. Yes. You look like a nun. A sexy nun.

Yeah, I was putting this on and I kind of stopped here and I'm kind of liking it. A nun that would be friends with Michael Richards though. What? What does that even mean? I think you know what that means. So don't even fix yourself up a little, sweetheart. Make yourself look nice and pretty for the camera. You said something once. You said something once. I don't remember what it was, but you said something once that fucking killed me and

it was along those lines. It wasn't on recording. It was like we were just hanging out. And dude, I think it had to do with like you were going to see my mom or my sister or something and you were like, or maybe you were even going to see or my sister or something and you were like Or maybe you were even gonna see like my girlfriend or something You were like, but could you like ask her to be a little more presentable put some makeup on I Don't know it might have been recording who effing knows I

Confused my mom and my sister my girlfriend all the time and they all need to do a little better on their makeup, coincidentally. He's right, you know. You know what I'm saying? I mean, just look at them. I don't... This is probably... I don't know if this is like an ignorant American. Are you an ignoramus?

I might be, and I'm gonna own it right here. See, I don't know if this is an ignoramus American moment for me or if this is a moment that like everybody has no matter the culture where you suddenly realize that you have an accent and the way you speak is not normal because growing up I thought I was like, oh, this is the default accent. you have an accent and the way you speak is not normal? Because growing up, I thought, I was like, oh, this is the default accent.

And then everything else, it's like, this is just how you talk and everything else is an accent. And then when I realized, I don't remember, I was probably middle school or something. I was like, wait, this is an accent. In a, yes, technically it is an accent, but I do feel like, but I do feel like mind, but I do feel like in the In the cosmos of accents that exist ours is very like ours would be described as like a neutral

You know if in the English language how you and I speak you know that just how we see it um Oh, you know it's like British people probably just think you know that Americans sound weird This is the neutral state and and and they but they just sound so I guess even from an American perspective You know you got accents like this and people know people even with country accents say, you know, I got a country accent I love a good country accent on my gal. So they they very they you know, they know Yeah, and also I think maybe because American media dominates the world I love a good country accent on my gal. So they know. Yeah. And also I think maybe because American media dominates

the world, the accent you and I have is so prominent around the world that it feels more like default. Yeah, and only character films add accents into it. You think of a main point of Fargo was the dialogue you know it's not just like well shot good dialogue but like the all the actors in that had a little bit of a like and who's to say you know it's not like it's probably not the most accurate depiction but it got the point across in the tone across in the mood across that every character pay attention to accent

North Dakota. Yeah. I love North Dakota. I want to see the show. Apparently the show is super good. My mom said it was really, really, really good. Never mind. Fuck, you know the show she likes. I think it's what?

It's got Bob Odenkirk and it's got a lot of people in it, I think. No, I saw him on ice recently. Really? Bob Odenkirk on ice. He was just naked ice recently. Really? Bob Odenkirk on ice. He was just naked ice skating, really good. You didn't think to tell me about that? I got it in a raffle, I only had one ticket. Okay.

I didn't wanna make you jealous, but it slipped out just now. Well don't let it happen. Like how you're a. BEEP What are you doing? Stop dude, stop. Well don't let it happen. Like how you're a... BLEEP What are you doing? Stop dude, stop. That's disgusting. Cut that out actually Luke.

No that's really funny though. Luke bleep that for the sake of Matt's mom. Who has to watch this. Okay yikes, bleep it but keep the reaction because that was so fucking funny. It's nothing awful, it's just awful. It's just very disrespectful. It's something I think even my mom would go... So, you know, we'll be mature, you know, it's bound time we do something like this. We're mature and responsible and we censor it. But we keep in the reaction because it was a good, good hearty laugh from my brother in Christ,

Matt Watson. It was fantastic, dude. It was, like, I wish it could stay in, but unfortunately, not even Patreon will get to hear that one. Nope. And I know they're mad because they're like, we're producers, we should get to hear it. But this is not censoring, this is not something raunchy

that only Patreon gets to hear. This is something out of respect from my mother. We're finally gonna show a little respect, which just means we can double down next time. Mm-hmm, yep. We can go in even harder. My mom just like calls me in tears like, Matthew, what are you, you're saying these things.

And I'll be like, mom, we bleeped one. Get off your high horse. You know, we do all this stuff, and you things. And I'd be like, mom, we bleeped one. Get off your high horse. You know, we do all this stuff. You know, it was a funny joke, mom. We could have got, that could have been a viral moment. You know, that's something you don't think about, mom. Could this, is this a clippable moment? No, you just think about your feelings and your privacy.

Mom, by the way, here's what Ryan said. And then you pop up, you say it, I laugh really hard. And I go, this could be a viral moment, Mom. And who's gonna be taking care of you when you're old and senile? Me, so don't you want your son to make some money? Then we hang up and never talk to her again. And then put her in a home, start a GoFundMe to keep fun, you know, to hopefully people pay the rent.

We can, well the state might take care of her. We can start a GoFundMe and take that for ourselves. True. You know, that's what she would want. At the end of the day. Yeah, she wants day. Yeah, she was and if she says anything else. She's just senile and old the dementia speaking It's like she hasn't know what she's talking She thinks she thinks that she's the mom of some like youtuber and it's you know think about all those like real-life Situations where it's like a parent does get dementia, and then they end up just being like essentially just taken advantage of by their selfish kids

who are fighting over the estate essentially. Dude, it's gotta happen just all the time. It's gonna happen with you and your sister and Dale. Ryan, again. It's genetic. Maybe it's gonna happen with me. Dude, I feel like I'm the type to maybe give the mention. I'm not gonna manifest that. I'm gonna knock on some wood. Is there any wood in here? Yep.

Knock knock knocking on heaven's door. Who sings that? Probably like Metallica or ACDC or something. Who sings that? Probably like Metallica or ACDC or something. No. Kiss? Absolutely not. I don't know. I think you're confusing. Pink Panther.

What? Confusing like things that aren't even music artists. The Pink Panther. I don't fucking know. Isn't he the guy on that fucking insulation? You know what I'm talking about? You're like Home Depot, the insulation has the pink panther on it.

Oh yeah, true. I think I know why you said Metallica or something. Because Led Zeppelin did Stairway to Heaven. Oh. You know? Well are they all kind of in that era? Are they different? I gotta see who did Knock Knock knocking on heaven's door knock knock knocking on heaven's door That's a good song

That's that might have to go That might have to go in my july, uh 2025 playlist someone hasn't listened to the recent sabrina carpenter track so Yeah after that little album cover she pulled I'm not listening Knock knock The internet is just what is going on. Are you on the it says I am but it's like the thing You know what? It's it's trying the main Wi-Fi. Are you on? No, I'm not I'm not on the the extender. It's not showing up

Okay, I'm not I'm not on the the extender it's not showing up Okay, I found it though Okay, guess who it's by I'll give you one more one more chance. It's 1973 Doors the doors. Yeah It's a Bob Dylan but It's Bob Dylan. Did timothy Chalamet have to sing that? I do. I don't even picture. Why do I picture Knock Knock being sung by some hair sprayed rockstar type guy?

I don't know why. Did they do some cover? Knock Knock Knockin' on Heaven's door Honestly, we need to listen to the song for a moment Because I'm not... No it is the Bob Dylan, it is knock knock knockin' What? Guns N' Roses did it too Hey, see? See?

I WASN'T CRAZY! Wait, I didn't know Guns N' Roses did a cover of it Hold on Luke, you might have to skip ahead. Okay, guys, we're back. We figured it out. Guns N' Roses did a cover of Bob Dylan's 1973 track, Knock, Knock, Knock, or Just Knockin' on Heaven's Door It's not it's not titled that whole thing. I just know that's not but that's what I was thinking of Matt knew the original I've heard the original but like it for me

My brain just attached it directly to the guns and rose like the sound of the guns and roses Yeah, well you were you were you were spot-on because a good cover I added it to my playlist, not the Bob Dylan version. You didn't know it existed. No, I'm sure I've heard it, but it's like, I don't remember it. I just remember the folk version where Bob Dylan's playing his gay little acoustic guitar,

and I don't remember Metallica, I mean, I don't remember Guns N' Roses fucking going, you know what I'm saying? Sorry, I had another ear worm and I lost it. It was another one of those and I don't know, it just went. If you like plug your ears, do you think it'll, like think really hard. No, I can't.

I did smoke a little marijuana before. Dude! It affects my short term memory slightly and I just, you know, it was just a little marijuana before. Dude! It affects my short term memory slightly. And I just, you know, it was just a little bit. It wasn't like, you know, it was just about three bong bowls. Not three bong hits, three bong bowls? Yeah. I don't really know.

Well it's three bowls all in one. You light one and it kind of goes like a domino effect. You go down all the three bowls and in one you light one and it kind of goes like a domino effect go Down all the three bowls you take one big massive huge hit. I was hanging out with Seth Rogan and Snoop Dogg Oh, yeah, dude smoking some weed. I'm lying. I'm just trying to sound cool I was just smoking a little before before cut out when he says he lied Luke's Because I think that makes both of us look cool. Just the fact that I know someone that hangs out with them by extension You know I think that makes both of us look cool. Just the fact that I know someone that hangs out with them by extension.

You know? Honestly, the Guns N' Roses, I keep wanting to say Metallica. The Guns N' Roses cover is very reminiscent of 90s post-Grunge where it's like, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, meh, meh, I dude, I want to be big rock. No, a little bit. Kind of a Nickelback is like, yeah, I'm.

It's like an evolution of it. Oh, so I don't know. Evolution. I don't know enough about genres and then I'm gonna have all these music heads from 4chan's music board coming in saying actually and then they correct me. But like that's life that's the internet unfortunately. You know people are always gonna complain they're just they're just you know it's a it's a complaining world Like people need to just fucking relax and like stop talking about Jeffrey Epstein

It's not a big deal and just fucking move on huh Actually, let's talk about the new console you and I got ooh Can we talk about it after I go tinkle absolutely and after I treat the audience to a little surprise They love it. moist, sensitive, and clean, like eyelids for your eyes. Removing the foreskin dries out the glands, toughens it, and decreases sensation. Think evolution had a right. What's up, dude? What's good, man?

Just watching some Instagram reels. Crudes compilations again? Yeah, yes. How was your break? It was good. Yeah? We were talking about a little something Yeah, yes. How was your break? It was good. Yeah? We were talking about a little something that is going to make a couple gamers out there

jealous with a capital J. The Switch. We have Switch OLEDs. That's right. We finally got our hands on. We both managed to grab a switch. Now the story is for Matt, how did you find yours? Well, I was visiting home. I was in Charleston, South Carolina, and I was going to Barnes and Noble to work on the million subscriber video because I wanted to get out. And I parked the car and I'm walking, and I walked right past GameStop,

and I see all the Switch 2 promo stuff, and I'm like, I literally do the thing where I walk, and I stop and I go, what if? And I walk back and I go in, there's like one person in there, and I was like, do you guys have the Switch 2? And she goes, yep, we just got them in.

And I was like, oh damn. And I freaked out. I really wanted to, it was one per customer, I really wanted to buy you one. I know. But luckily, you know, it's hard to find them in America, but apparently there's an influx of them in a special place called Canadi-a?

I think I'm pronouncing it right. Something like that. Where Justin is visiting one Kelly, former editor, former channel artist, y'all know him. They were walking around, I don't know what store it is, unfortunately I can't give the corporation any credit. Probably some French bullshit, you know? But they had a bunch of these stores,

so I was just, they, you know, they, like hey, we could get you one, and then you just Venmo us, and I was like, why not? And I of course paid for Express shipping, because I wanted it immediately. So I did pay a bit more than I would if I had just found one in Target in LA, but there's no way in hell I'm gonna find one

in a Target or a Best Buy or a State of the Square. They're nowhere. They're literally nowhere. They're gone. Maybe in a small town you might find one at a GameStop, but if you live in a big city like LA like we do, you're not ever gonna find one until it's like a year later. But I've been playing it, I actually played it for the first time last night. I saw you, I had one friend online and I went

to go check who it was and there it was, Matt Watson. Yeah. Playing Mario Kart World. I can't believe you saw me online. You had played your first three hours at the point that I caught you. Yeah, I played it late into the night, AKA 2.30 a.m. That's right. And then I was woken up at like 5.15 to have diarrhea. I was about to ask from your bowels.

Yeah, from my wobble cobblewomps? Cobble wobble. The word of the week, guys. Cobble wobble, collie wobble. Collie wobbles, yeah, I had some collie wobbles. I had some collie wobbles in the early evening to the early a.m., believe it or not. Mate, bitch, cunt.

Sorry, doctor. Well, the diagnosis says you have pneumonia. We can talk about the bowel stuff if you need, but. You piss off. Okay. I, before getting, okay, let me just say it. Say it don't spray it white boy. I am I'm a Nintendo fan boy people people know that I don't hide it it's no secret you know I used to be ashamed of it now I'll give an F all right. The Switch 2, in my opinion, is disappointing.

Just because I'm just using Nintendo, just doing something new and exciting, and this is just like a nicer version of what we've already had for a decade. And maybe that's all we need. Like more powerful. Yeah. I mean, if you think about it, maybe we don't need that stuff. We're used to them doing new and interesting things,

but those new and interesting things always did in some way except for the jump from the GameCube to the Wii. Starting with the Wii, there's been a lot of implementations of those features in the different, like I think the Wii to the Wii U to the Switch to the now Switch 2, it's all seemed like, you know, a push forward in getting that mobile gaming crowd

that Nintendo is famous for with the DS. You know, so it's like this is their end goal. Well, it's genius, like with handheld, plus you can also do TV which I'm sure we talked about a decade ago, but it's like I I Guess I was just a little I thought it was a little lackluster But that's probably just my nostalgia

Apparently the battery life is awful. Really? Apparently I can't wait for them to release a new one in like six months that has improved battery life I mean, we don't have that maybe we can send it in for an upgrade. Oh, that'd be nice. I highly doubt it. No, no way. I don't think it's going to be more expensive because it's going to have a better whatever the fuck it's going to be.

But it runs stuff super well. It does. And I will say I was just disappointed with like the launch was just like not really new games. Just Mario Kart world. We have Donkey Kong coming out this week. By the time this comes out, it has been released for about two weeks.

Y'all would have already seen the damn stream. Yeah, this episode comes out at the end of the month, like the last week of July. Oh, okay. And it came out July 17th, or it's coming out July 17th. Damn. So I already went to the, oh, it's coming out,

nevermind, nevermind. But, I was a little disappointed. And then when it launched, I was like, Oh, it's coming out the net no mind no mind but I Was a little disappointed and then when it launched I was like, oh, it's it's tomorrow what oh, okay Um, there wasn't a lot of hype Haley sold fast too though. Yeah, apparently and I Really like it. The only thing is I wish the this is done. This is just nitpicking I wish the UI was a little bit more I don't know It's just it just looks like the switch and I wish it was I mean this is just nitpicking, I wish the UI was a little bit more,

I don't know, it just looks like the Switch, and I wish it was a little different. And I wish they had music. I went to Create A Me, and it's silent, it's silent. I had to put the music on my phone. It's so weird because the Wii, specifically in the era of the Wii, but also their sound effects for generations has been on point. The DSi. So good. The DSi like the DS shop channel. Everything Nintendo did had music and it

was like this jazzy like there's compilations and like hours of like the stuff so you can just people chill to it people love putting it on. My whole recommended on YouTube It's like like Nintendo music to listen to when you're feeling overwhelmed. It's like three hours but Mario Kart world I'm sorry on that My tongue it's nice to run away sometimes you just you just talk for a living I would I would expect you to practice a little bit more before you stood

Mario Kart world is exquisite. I really enjoy it. I saw people hating on it online, but you know, haters are going to hate. So it kind of at first hinted my view of it. I was like, I've seen haters hating. So going into it, I kind of had this feeling where I'm like, ah, and it kind of, it kind of, it was just a tinge. I didn't like going in.

There's choices for sure to criticize the game on and we'll probably talk about those but overall I like the game feel. I like chilling in the open world. The biggest gripe that I have is that they haven't connected any sort of meaningful, unlockable, or meaningful type of even calm progression into the open world. It's very much just kind of like, do these things and you get a sticker. Yes. You know, but and a lot of NPC characters are unlocked through an excruciating like

a Kamek gimmick, which is fun and fine and like extends the time of which you're like unlocking characters so it's like oh so like a more casual player is still unlocking characters months into playing type of thing but in general like having the only unlockables being more so stickers. Which what can you I don, I haven't played enough. What do you even use those for? Can you put them on the carts or? I think they show up on the car and they show up

if you're playing online next to your username. It's like an emblem or something like that. Okay. Honestly, I agree. The open world aspect is so cool. It's awesome. It's just like... It almost feels like they made this huge map and then they're kind of like, alright go play in it.

But they have a bunch of fun challenges to do and stuff. Yeah, the challenges are fun. I just wish there was like, I almost wish there was a little bit more around the world. Like, well think about it. You do, like for instance, you do all the challenges or complete all the challenges in one area you unlock like a character that only you get from either I don't know doing all the I don't know P blocks or collecting all the peach coins whatever it is there could be something meaningful to be unlocked like I think of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe and I think of the grind or the pull of unlocking the gold kart parts in Gold Mario. Yeah, yeah.

There's none of that, from my knowledge, in this new Mario Kart. It's just, here are the characters, there's one gimmick to unlock all the NPC characters, and that's it. Yes. That's exactly how I feel. But overall, it's super fun,

and they did a great job on it I think it's like have you played knockout mode? No, not yet I really want to actually super fun and I'd recommend Of course trying it out regularly But then going online because people move so insane like they're just zigzagging because they don't want people to get that boost from them It's fun as fuck though. Yeah, just regular Grand Prix is amazing Like the the courses are super cool. What I really like is how they've made it for some courses now

where like the laps are not just a loop. It'll be like a completely new section. So it'll be like all three laps will be different sections of the of a big track. Because it's like a connecting between two main maps. It's fun because it adds a little bit of it's almost like if in the old Mario Kart if instead of just choosing a bunch of maps if they had some feature where it's just a conglomeration of two to three like an AI like procedurally generated map from pass maps. That's how a lot

of like the intermediate courses feel because you'll go from like a candy place to a snow place and one kind of race. And that's fun because it up because there's different there's so many different routes. So there's different races to take. But I will say one gripe is that in versus mode, you can choose random course, and it'll choose a random place to start but you always go in some sort of like, you are going randomly, but you do, it's not like jumping from one course to another. To down here.

It does a very, yeah, it's like does a connected. Oh, so it's like a random start, but then it goes the regular way from there. Yeah. I see. Well, I wanna try knockout mode later today. Maybe, I mean, we could play online too. We could. I'm dumb, I didn't even think of that, and we should do when when we go home. It's fun as fuck. Let's do it

And oh, oh the biggest thing Matt you are just as irate about this as I am I feel Donkey Kong only has one Fucking outfit and it sucks. It is it's stupid garbage. It's like why I don't it sucks it is it's stupid garbage it's like why I don't know what it is well I know what it is like I'm only racing whatever you know what's the point and same with pot and now I saw theorists that have a lot of faith in Nintendo which you should never place too much Matthew Patrick unfortunately not I think he's quit the game theorist game. He's a lobbyist now. That's right. I forgot. Bigger and better things. Theorists say

Donkey Kong only has one unlockable outfit. Pauline only has one unlockable outfit. They have a new game coming out, Donkey Kong Bonanza. What if to promote the Switch 2 and the Mario Kart more, nothing like a new map or anything, but they release more outfits for these characters as well as introduce Diddy and Trixie Kong. Diddy? Diddy Kong.

Okay. I thought they'd be. Not P. Diddy Kong. Yeah, okay, I was about to say, if they put him in the game, I'd be disappointed with Nintendo, but it wouldn't be the first time. Mine was cool when they introduced P. Diddy Kong

in Donkey Kong Country 3, but. Well yeah, but I mean, back then we were all loving it. Yeah. You know, we didn't know all the stuff we know now. Times change. Times change. And uh- That's a theory of being able, maybe more outfits will come out.

But if that doesn't happen, or there isn't some sort of like future addition with like- It just feels like such, it's like, one, they're premiering his like, new design in Mario Kart essentially, like in games, and I don't know, it feels weird, but I was telling you a cool idea that is me just wishful thinking of like, what if, you know, they have it so, in the new Donkey Kong game, there's a bunch of different outfits, you can change the color of Donkey Kong, even Pauline, what if you were able to bring that outfit and style

into Mario Kart? That would be really cool. But I don't know if we can trust Nintendo to do something that cool and fun because they kinda drop the ball. They're so hit or miss. Like sometimes it's just like the most obvious thing. It's just like, why?

Why didn't you do that? Why didn't you add this? Or like, why did you add this? What's the point? Like who, like dude, like the fucking, no offense, the camera extension, the expensive ass camera function feels like something that would have like, it's like the iToy.

Like it's like 2006. It's like, what Nintendo should do instead, in my opinion, is make a mobile app that connects to your Switch and you can use that as the webcam. I wonder if they've, I guess they have, nope, buy our product. That's what it comes down to.

It's like what's a way for us to kinda make sure we make money off of this. I got the switch to pro controller it feels like butter doesn't it it does except I I stupidly didn't see the price before I asked the guy to Begrudgingly unlock the case he and it got stuck. He had a really hard time with it. So He's like, okay got it and it's the last one he locks the case again it's like 80 something dollars dude I had no idea yeah he he bleeps it and he's like it'll be a 91 bubble and I was like well I can't ask him to put

like I can't ask him to put it back now because he had such a hard time with the fucking be embarrassed yeah so I have the Pro Controller. It is really smooth, it's nice. I will say, I'm not agreeing with the price of course, but in the unfortunate landscape of Pro Controller pricing, there are some Pro Controllers from Sony or Xbox that are like $250. Holy fuck.

Or something, it's like $200 or $150. It's a lot of fucking money. I'm guessing you have one of those. I have, we have one at the office I think. The Halo one? The PS5 Pro, no the PlayStation 5 Pro controller. Oh, yeah, nice. Sick.

Comes with the paddles on the back. I like the paddles. Dude, I love paddles on a controller. There's a lot cheaper controllers with the paddles. There's even better, like, I don't like the paddles. Dude, I love paddles on a controller. There's a lot cheaper controllers. There's even better like I don't like the Xbox Pro controller. I prefer there's like this Power A one that costs like 30 something, 40 something bucks compared to like a 200, 100 whatever dollar controller. I just remember like I think I'm just dumb and I think back to like buying a new Wii Remote

or like buying like a PS2 controller. Were Wii Remotes like 30 bucks or something? I think so. Or like 25, I don't know. They were like, it was between 30 and 50 I wanna say. Let me, I'm gonna look it up. I don't know what they are now, but if you guys look on screen actually right now, you'll see a list of names.

These are all people who signed a petition to put P Diddy Kong back into Mario Kart World so thank you for the for for I guess you know what whatever you believe in I guess it's you're free to 40 bucks that's what they were a Wiimote and then Unchuck you get for like 20 bucks I bet 20 20. I think it was 20. Hold on. It was. So 60 bucks. 1999. Okay.

20 bucks. How much are games? Now? Like for the Switch 2. 70? They're like, aren't they like 70 or? I don't know, hold up. Under Biden's fucking America.

Let me look up Donkey Kong Bonanza price. I feel like they moved it to... $79.99? Oh no, is that what it is? I'm wondering. Man, I can't even see the... Well the tariffs... The genius tariffs affected... It's 70 bucks.

Okay, $69.99? Yep. Brilliant. Stills. I remember the days with just 60 bucks. Or a DS game. Yeah. It's like 29.99.

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