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Episode Date: June 24, 2026

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That's the whole premise, though, essentially. It goes from, like, Mr. Chips to Scarface. Okay. It's a high school teacher. You know, it teaches chemistry. No, I've seen it. We've talked about it, like, probably, I mean, it's not a meme, but, like, people, people who've watched the show.

I'm trying to make conversation. Say that, like, use it as a meme that we talk about it too much. Let's just go ahead and go to the intro. I'm Pickle-Rick. Yeah, sorry, I just had to say that, but only because my best friend Matt is crotch-hugging a pickle-rick pillow. Well, you are crotch-hugging. It's between my upper thighs. You moved it. But unfortunately, the audio listeners, we have video proof of you moving it to be like, no, it's not in my crotch.

Now it is. I've solidified it in my crotch region. It's actually quite comfortable. And, I mean, that was the first episode of Rick and Morty, you and I ever saw over at Aaron's house before a Game of Thrones or, was it even for a Game of Thrones? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was like after Game of Thrones? It was after Game of Thrones. Dude, isn't that, isn't that wild?

Like, I had never seen Rick and Morty. We went over to Ego Factor's house and it was literally just, he's like, oh, it's a new episode of Rick and Mahering tonight and puts it on. It was the Pickle Rick episode. And I remember afterwards, remember what Aaron said. He went, I can't believe he turned into a freaking pickle. He said, what the fuck? That was genius.

That was genius. What did he say? He said he was genius. Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah, that's right. Okay. And Aaron's defense. It was genius.

He turned himself into a freaking pickle. I do, look, I do enjoy a good Rick and Morty episode. It's just one of those, it's just like any, there are a lot of animated shows where you kind of, they get comfortable in their rhythm. And it's like, they're not meant to be binged. It's like a little spritz every week. Sure. Probably as intended, but like... A little spurt.

Because like, you know, when I get to binging an animated show, the last time I like went super hard and binging a show was probably South Park. And it's just like it really like, like I think I went through like season one through four, some shit like that. And it's just the... It's nothing to do with the writing or like how it's become like less funny. It's just like the... the same rhythm.

It's like, oh, I know what to expect. I'm almost watching it. Like, I'm, like, it's like I'm eating chips, but in visual TV form. It's almost like back then shows weren't meant to be watched that way. No. You see it like maybe a few times a week, so the formula stayed fresh where, uh, when you binge like four seasons on a weekend, it gets kind of repetitive. The only show doesn't get repetitive, I'd say, is family guy.

Because, I mean, it's a, I mean, what, I mean, there's, I mean, there's, I think it's just self... There's no words to describe it. Well, I had an image in my head because Seth Green and Mike Myers recently came together. Seth Green being the voice of Chris Griffin and Family Guy. Mike Myers, I'm sure, has watched an episode of Family Guy at some point in his life. But they were doing like an Austin Powers commercial where like he's Dr. Evil and he's Seth Green is Scott. Wait.

And I'm like, damn. Wait, so, wait, that's a, that is official Austin Powers Media, though, in 2026. They have. Right? Yes. It's canon. It's, it's, it is Mike Myers. But there have been multiple ads, right?

With like, I feel like Dr. Evil's been in an ad before as well. I can't think of one. I know, I know there has been one in the past. That's not this recent one. Damn, okay. I mean, that that could hint towards a, everyone, everyone that's been crying, myself included about they're not being in Austin Powers 4, just praying and praying. You know, that might be the best you get.

You get a commercial with Dr. Evil. Dude, I'm surprised during that big wave of reboots, remakes, and rehashes, we didn't get in Austin Powers 4, or like a new age Austin Power. They're not going to, like, recast Austin Powers like they do James Bond. You can't. It would be funny, though, if they kept Austin Powers running like James Bond. It's like a series that goes off for, like, 80 years. And they just keep casting.

It's like, yo, dude, you see you the new Austin Powers? It's like big news. Dude, I heard the next Austin Powers is going to be a woman.

Well, not watching that one. Yeah, we did be, the making Austin Powers a woman, you can't do that. What, um? Which reminds me,

you know, what recently happened. Your birthday? I didn't watch it, but yes, but on my birthday was also Donald Trump's birthday, June 14th,

also flag day. But it was also the 250th celebration of some of it's epicness it's not yet it's because July 4th is going to be the 250 it's so like

it's the celebration it's not the actual event the celebration he just wanted it on his birthday right on my birthday this is like the prelude to the gigantic July 4th celebration

we're all gonna have I didn't watch it but they hosted a UFC fight thing at the White House I saw clips of dirt bikes doing backflips and shit

that was really sick some fighter jets going over some dude It's like a 10 year old's dream Like a 10 year old boy's fucking like Dream if you if you let a 10 year old boy decide like You're gonna put on an event at the White House for you

And he got to pick everything like fighter jets dirt bikes I mean amongst all those clips it's like that's literally like The event was that Well there was one other clip of the um Of there's this like bloodied I guess fighter And Joe Rogan was like You know interviewing him or something And he was like smiling ear to ear

And the guy's like, okay, I got one more thing to say, Michelle Obama is a man. I stood up right there in my seat. I gave about a 10-minute standing ovation. Ridiculous. So, you know, it just, it is a goofy circus of an event, it seems like. Joe Rogan was coped out of his mind. Dude, he was grinned ear to ear. He was like, dude, I, I, I, I,

equated to almost like he seemed to me he gave off the impression like it's the same energy as like a like a monkey wearing a suit serving hors d'oeuvres. You know what I mean? Right. Like it's that like that energy like, hey welcome, everything's cool. Everything's fine. Here have this. Take this.

And it's just like, I don't know. It's just funny to see the dudes say that. Like, as I said, I only saw the clip. Maybe it was cut out of context. You don't understand, dude. The Michelle Obama's a man comment was that was cut out of context. But Joe seemed just like, because I've seen on TikTok, you know, it'll show me Joe kind of being all like, I don't know what's going on with this administration. It's just like, I don't agree with that.

Like this UFC thing is kind of goofy. And he's even talking about how this like event like seems kind of goofy. He's like, I don't think they should do it. And all of a sudden like cut to like him ear to ear like, we are here. At the White House, UFC fight. I'm so excited. He's so jazzed. There's dirt bikes.

There's fighter jets. There's a Zeppelin in the sky doing loops. Dude, you're right. It's every like, it's like as a 10-year-old, what you dream, like, if you were rich, your birthday parties could be. If only my parents were millionaires. And there's sharks and tanks. Yeah. And it's so sick.

And everyone gets candy. I'm surprised there wasn't a dunk tank with like a great white swimming in it or something. That would be sick. It was like someone wearing a Kamala mask, but then it's like, wait a second. I mean, the imagery is, I get it, but I'm still just a guy wearing a mask. And the Great White Shark? If you got dropped into a dunk tank with a Great White Shark, is it like...

That's a big tank, first off. It is. That's a big tank. That's like SeaWorld size. But I'm wondering, like, which aren't also that big, considering the beasts that they're trying to get a date. But it makes me wonder, like, you know, we, we hear all this, all this chit chat and shit talk about

gray white sharks, how it's like, they will destroy their apex predators. And I believe that, but I wonder, will it just by default attack you and kill you? Or, like, is there a chance you dunk in and it just doesn't really care? It checks you out and it's like, yeah, whatever. Maybe it's, because, like, I would assume

maybe it works, like, maybe even like a bear in certain cases where, like, if you just fell in and startled it, it would be put on it. It's like what it only knows, the one emotion it feels. like just like I gotta destroy whatever

is like creating this feeling I don't like it yeah he'd bite you I don't be humans while they are attacked by sharks you know of course

and killed blah blah blah blah I don't I don't think like this is probably just some stupid myth but I don't think that humans taste good to shark

or like they don't I've heard that like I've heard that shark But who asked a shark? Exactly. How do they know? Hmm. It's not my cup of tea.

It's, you know. I don't hate it, but it's not going to be my first go-to. We went out with human remains and we went out with seal remains. They did a BuzzFeed video. Eight out of ten times they chose the seal remains. I've heard that too. I don't know if that's a myth. And I've also heard, I don't know if it's a myth, but it's like sharks never intentionally attack humans.

Oh, they definitely intentionally attack humans. Like they're on the hunt. They're apex predators. But it's like, it's like, it's like, They only do it because they mistake us for... I don't know, dude. Oh, yeah. I'm not testing that, though.

A surfer on the surfboard looks like a seal from a certain angle. It do look like that, though. You know, if I was a shark and I'm looking up and I see the silhouette of a guy paddling on a surfboard, that looks like a taint-do fucking seal. Or maybe, you know, from the... It could be as something simple as, you know, like, we, you know, as a kid, you have crab for the first time. and you're like, oh my God, this is amazing. And all of a sudden you see this wheeled butt,

like this big plate of lobster. And you're like, that's, looks similar. Huh. Could it be just as good? Maybe the sharks thinking the same thing. You know, we look similar in a way. He's like, what are these interesting looking things? Might have to take a nibble.

A lot of the times, I have heard, though, that sharks, they're taking like a test bite. Right. And unfortunately, a test bite is pretty fatal. Just snagging artery. It's a dude Like I love that to the way it's like Let me see if I like this

Just like a fatal fucking gash the leg No I'm not I'm done No I don't want it Well there's like videos and shit of like fish Or like whales are just in general With like big just bite marks out of them And they're just swimming along like yep There's that I got attacked

There's that video of like a sunfish Like a huge sunfish Just like a cartoon ass bite out of it Like in a cartoon when someone takes a bite out of a cookie Like a chomp sound effect and everything Yeah it was like it was like literally that Just out of the ocean fish the sunfish.

I was at the beach once when a dude got the beach. Let's go get away. Yeah. Yeah, he got attacked by a shark and pulled out of the water. And, uh, blood. It was bad. Got a bite of his leg taken out. Should have covered up.

I didn't go swimming that day. And I was pissing him for letting me see that. He's going, oh! I mean, you're a kid. I mean, you're a kid. Like, you're not supposed to be seeing this. He should have covered up. They should have covered it up with a towel.

He should be put in jail. Exactly. Well, yeah. Honestly, yeah, exactly. Put it thrown in jail. maybe a car the the guy can cartoonishly swallow the key ooh I like that I like that and speaking of jail these sponsors should be in jail

can we sit oh I never said why true you know yeah everyone should be in jail for some reason jail for having for being such a good deal such a yeah there yeah you know that moment when you catch your reflection in the mirror and notice your hairline creeping back I certainly do.

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For the audio listeners, Ryan just flipped a vitamin water bottle cap. Landed on tails. I was hoping it would land on heads. That's unfortunate. Those of you who know anything, well, Those of you are sensitive to energy like Matt and I, life energy, y'all, y'all can feel exactly what that means. I don't have to explain it. Y'all can feel it.

No, I don't even think you can't explain it. It's one of those things where you can just feel it. And it's like a sixth sense, and I'm not talking about the movie. I'm talking about Bruce Willis. Fragical by M. Nichamalan, huh? And it does have Bruce Willis in it. Should have had Toe for Grace. He would have done a better job than Bruce Willis.

This Tofer Grace was like a 17 year, 15 year. I'm probably younger than that. Yeah, like, yeah. But he plays Eddie Brock and Spider-Man. He's fucking badass as Eddie Brock. Dude, not just Eddie Brock. He plays, dude, have you seen Tofer Grace in Interstellar? Have you seen Tover Grace in Predators?

I haven't know. Yeah. I didn't know he was in it. Yeah, he's in a Predator movie with Adrian Brody and Lawrence Fishburn and something Rodriguez. She's in the Fast and Michelle Rodriguez. is. Oh yeah, she's in Lost too. She's in a lot of stuff.

She's an avatar. That's right. That's right. She is. Not for long. Ryan, you spoiled it. You spoiled the fucking, yeah, her shit blows up. I remember when that happened as a kid, I was like, not like I liked her character, but I was like, oh, she was like, one of the fun. She was the one of the crew. I was like, they just fucking, like, they just kill her off in an explosion.

Avatar's pretty brutal. Like, it's not like a, I haven't seen the other ones, but like, it's not like a, moment where it's like, don't worry guys, slow motion and everyone's like given like a big reaction, like the movie stalls for five minutes to take note of this character passing. It was just like, she blows up. And then they're in the middle of a huge fucking battle that means something. So like it kind of moves on quickly. It moves on really fast. Avatar 2 is pretty brutal too. I haven't seen it. Don't spoil it. I won't. I just remember I was at my sister's place for Christmas and I hadn't seen Avatar 2 yet, but it was on the TV and there was just like the only scene.

that I saw from the movie before I saw all the way through was just this one scene I was like what the fuck does damn does Zoe Zaldana scream cry in this one and the second one too yeah that raspy scream cry that sexy yeah she she does though

in the third one I haven't seen the third one fire and ash we were when we were on our flight last week I'm sitting there in the middle seat about to take off and I'm looking at the at the monitor and I see avatar fire and And I'm like, come on, let's watch it, Ryan. I don't want to watch it on the plane.

I don't think Avatar. Avatar is not a movie I want to see for the first time on a plane screen. On a plane. I get the other. It would have been a great three-hour experience. It would have been a great brotherly, you know, bonding experience. But just for the sake of respecting James Cameron's art. Right.

I want to see it at least in 1080P. The way it was meant to be seen. Yeah. Because those screens are, I don't think they're 1080. They've got to be like. Like, 720. Like, they had Mr. Beast. They have what?

They had Mr. Beast. Like, you could watch Mr. Beast on the time. They had, like, a bunch of his videos uploaded because I got excited because it had YouTube. It's like, oh, I can just watch YouTube videos while up in the air. I was like, sick. Technically, you still can. You have to just connect to the Wi-Fi and get on your phone.

But this was just, like, different. It was like, enjoy a bunch of creators videos that we've pre-downloaded in this fun little section. It was just like five different creators with, like, curated videos. And the first one, of course, is Mr. Beast, because I clicked the YouTube thing. The first thing I see is that beautiful fucking smile. Those pearly whites, ear to ear fucking sparkling blinding me.

And in YouTube drama. Mr. Beast and QT Cinderella gotten to quite the tussle on X the Everything app. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I didn't, I'm sorry, what? I didn't see this. So, you know, you know, K Senate, he's doing like Streamer University. Yeah. He, um, well, he's a, he's a, I'm, um, well, he's a, I'm. having people try out and even big streamers

are trying out. Think of the phase boys. Think of the phase men. Okay. Both groups trying, you know? Damn. Big streamers trying out. Well, you got Mr. Beast all of a sudden adding case in it on X the Everything app.

And he goes, why don't I just jump in on this, you know, that type of vibe. Like, how about I just join in? How about you invite me to Streamer University? I like to tag along, some shit like that. Come on, Kudy Cinderella sees that, obviously, and doesn't have it.

She responds on X-D-Everything app. Oh, no, she didn't. With essentially, it's not verbatim, but it's like, why don't you try out like the rest of us? I hate to see this millionaire on billionaire crime. Yeah, millionaire putting the billionaire in his place. Finally. Fucking finally.

Did Mr. Beast clap back? I lost interest and I did not dig deeper. Luke, go ahead and put out the outcome on screen. There was no outcome. Put the shrug emoji if there's no outcome. I'll be honest. You know how you can change the skin tone of emojis and stuff? I always go yellow just because it's like I...

No, you don't. Ryan, come. It's like, you know, it feels a... I guess because it's like if I send someone like an emoji and I choose like the whitest one, it feels like that's like a conscious choice. I don't match my like I understand and I and I get the reasoning. The reasoning and why others would. But like us is like your basic whitties. It's just like I want an emoji to feel like a fun little like phone thing.

I don't want it to be like I'm giving you a thumbs up. It's like well why why you give me a white bag? I know like why you went and you had to hold it down and you even you had these choices and you have these choices and you're going to be like you. You selected white? That's my skin tone. Yep. They should let you choose any color. Like purple or green.

Yeah, purple, green, that'd be sick. Red. Well, you know, now with the new Apple artificial technology or intelligence technology, you can actually make whatever emoji you want. You can combine emojis. Maybe the red square combined with any emoji will just turn it red. Dude, it does not work well. Because I'm growing, you know, I'm growing some vegetables right now.

Yeah, you are. And I was I have like in my notes app a little like thing to keep track of of them. And you know, there's like a cucumber emoji, tomato emoji. That's great. But I'm growing okra. And I'm like, it's not an okra emoji. And my phone's like, do you want to create one? And I was like, sure.

I'll create an okra emoji. Holy shit, dude. It does not know how to fucking do anything. Like you just use it created some fucked up shit. Oh. And it just keeps creating them. Like how about this one? How about this one?

All it has to make is some okra. Do you just ask it, okra? Yeah. I'm just like, okra. A single piece of okra. I try all these different things. Is it at least green? It's green, but it's like these monstrosities that look like.

Are they stem like at least? Yeah. But they actually gave me like a very unsettled feeling that I couldn't even explain. And they don't even let you draw your own emojis. You know, that would be the fix. Let me do it as like, or even let me draw a reference. And then it uses its smart whatever to like maybe, you know, it's like, oh, you mean this. That would be so fun. It would be like picto chat. Why don't you let us draw like send little

picto chat type drawings in a in iMessage or whatever. Oh my god. If they let you draw your own emojis, that would be sick. Or like they need to make like an emoji studio app where it's like you have stickers and like you can tweak all the different features and that would be fun as hell. You use stickers. I always forget they exist until you throw one in chat and then I'm like, oh damn. If you if you take a picture and you like press your thumb down on something and it'll cut it out. It'll cut it out. It does pretty good job of cutting, like, the subject out of what you want. It does a pretty good job, yeah. I have like 20 of your stepdad gym. I know. I know you do. I just standing there in some sunglasses and just throwing in our text messages. Because you can, you can drive and put them on anyway. I was listening to

the recent podcast and can you ask Matt to share those gym stickers with me. She's going to be texting me going. Wait, wait, wait, wait, odds are. I don't even know if you need a one right now. Yeah, I was wondering, I was going to say an odds are, but I don't think you even need an odds are for that one. Just don't even send a message with it. No, no, no. I'm going to stick it. Just stick it. Just stick it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, the last one was she sent me that the picture of you blowing out the birthday cake with Markupy on the background. Yeah, you could put gym over it. Yeah, let's see. I wish you could separate them to like you, so you had the gym sticker folder. I know. You can't do folders, which sucks. Let me scroll past Tony Hinchcliff, pro-Jarid.

You have a lot of wonderful stickers, dude. A thumbnail of Pissan reacting to Diddy that says he got away with it. Where is, where is, where's, where's Jim? There we go. I found the rare gyms. The rare gyms. He's a rare gym. Which one should I use?

I love that one. That one's good. Okay. This one's great. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. I'm not going to send it like that. I'm just going to drag it.

Because if I drag it, I can just stamp it to the message. Look, it looks like he's hanging out with you and Mark. All right, yeah, let me take a screenshot of this. Dude, his energy in that picture reminds me. Do you know that like, what's his name? Something Shannon. He's an actor. Michael Shannon.

Michael Shannon. There's like this scene. It's kind of a meme where he's like, oh, I'm such a lucky boy. Thank you. I'm so, have you seen that clip? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's that energy. It just gives up that energy to me.

I just, uh, Papa just like, yeah. Yeah, I just sent him to Luke so Luke can show it on screen. Is Luke here, you think? You want to flip that bottle cap again and see? Heads, he is, tails he's not. I don't think, uh... I saw that there was text in the... That was just you just now.

That's the picture, yeah. Go ahead and flip that cap. That'll tell us if he's here or not. Oh, I'm sorry, I don't mean to make you break your back like that. Tails and what? Heads. He's here. Tails, he's not.

Tails, he's not here. No. Should I go verify? Yeah. See if the cap's wisdom is true. By the way, the cap did not lie. Luke was not here. But he did end up afterwards.

Shortly after. So still, the cap is correct. And I also have an update from your mom. That is right. There's so many updates. I know. Like, we, I mean, for them, it was. a snap of the fingers

or whatever Luke did is a transition. It's instant gratification. For us, we had to wait. Your mom, something a little bit embarrassing, I got to be honest. Your reaction from the response, you looked at it and did this. You went,

yeah. I saw your initial reaction. It didn't seem good. Makes me wonder, what iOS version is your mom using? What iPhone is she on? Uh-oh. The fucking five?

Is she like, I can't see there is no attachment. two frowny faces. And dude, that's an old update. That's been around for a long time. Maybe two years. So if she can't see stickers, man, what fucking iOS is she on?

I don't know, dude. Wait, what if you send this sticker as an image? I'll try that. I'll try that this time. And I'll also ask her what, Mom, that's embarrassing. What iOS version are you using? I just never have the time

that updated. I'm just always on my, you know? What iPhone do you have? Question mark. Yeah, we're about to find out. And she's not Android. They're blue text messages. Yeah. So this is just really... An iPhone gal. Yeah, she's an iPhone gal, all right? But now she'll... Maybe this will push her to update today. And then she'll go, oh my God, I have a sticker of gym?

My mom using stickers in messages. I mean, she's going to listen to this podcast because she listens to every episode still. I shouldn't have done that. I just opened up a whole fucking... She'll start putting stickers. stickers of herself on messages that she sends me. She's going to make stickers of you. And start putting them on like messages and stuff.

Like covering up the conversation. I love that stickers can just cover up a conversation. Is there any means to actually like view without sticker? Like hold down on screen. I think if you hold down the text maybe it can. I don't know. Just like cover up text with stickers. Dude, Darwin sent me a sticker.

but it positioned it directly where I had sent a short text so I looked down on my phone and I thought that I had somehow sent a sticker from my pocket and I was like what the fuck and I was freaking out I was like I didn't send this That's actually a good That's a funny prank

And I realized yeah so put it up like Just right above where it like would say delivered Or whatever yeah so like I thought that I had just somehow sent one from my pocket that I didn't even have So I was so confused I was like I don't have this sticker I don't know where this came from And then I realized I was the damn fool You thought you were hacked?

Dude, I thought that I got a sim swapped. The Simpsons? No, not the Simpsons. Ryan, I'm gonna... I want to see your face, and this little set piece between us, completely... Do I like scoot up more?

I don't know, because like both our chairs are scooted up. I just like... But if we're both sitting, lean back a little bit... It's hard to see you. I get like a... I get like a glance up your... Yeah, yeah, yeah. He does it?

Yeah, right there. Is that good? Yeah. I mean, it's a bit wonky when you switch from the, I guess it was never the same height. Yeah, I mean, it's pretty wonky switching between cameras. But now look at this. I can see you. Like, this is nice.

I'm actually, I'm chilling here with my bro, and I can see him. Well, you're chilling there with Pickle Rick. A pickle Rick plush. Very nice with your bro, but. Very nice pickle Rick plush, by the way. You're still, it's still in his lap. He's still crotch hugging. Well, I'm just hugging.

It is touching my crotch, yes. But this is, I wouldn't say it's way, it's wedged to be, um, caressed by your crotch. It's caressed. Yes. Where his ass would be is caressed by my crotch. But, but overall, you know, he's more on my lap and I'm, I'm holding him close. They, they start, he's like, like a son sitting on his dad's lap. It's like, oh, hey, can I get another, uh, crotch hug?

What? Son, don't call it that. It's, it's just, just sit on my lap. Sit on my lap. Sit on my lap. Start saying it. public? What are you hearing that shit?

He's a super mega show. What? Who? He's like an iPad kid. Watch it's super mega Disney World. Fucking kicking his feet up in the air, mouth breathing. Guys, go ahead and this is a new super mega challenge. Go to your dad and ask for a crotch hug.

I mean, sit on his lap. Don't even wait for him to answer. Just sit on his lap. Go have a crotch hug, Daddy. Oh my God. And film his reaction. Let's see it. Still haven't done it.

You're just sitting there thinking that. It's one of those situations where you think that someone else is going to get up and go do it for you. You're like, I'm not doing it. Like one of the other millions of fans that watch the podcast. You can be like, yeah, one of the other fucking 10 million, you know, listeners is going to go do that. And then I'll see the funny video online and laugh at this, at the ridiculousness and the gall of this person. And I say to you, be the change you want to see in the world. Exactly.

What does, what does Willie Walker say? He says, do or do not, there is no try. Was that him? Listen up. And quiet, no, quiet up and listen down. Nope. Strike that. Reverse it.

That's what he says. That's what Willie Wonka says. He goes, what does he say? He goes, want to change the world. There's nothing to it. And that's for you guys. I've got a lovely bunch of chocolates. There they all just ending in a row.

Big one. I mean, it works just with chocolates. I don't even have to change anything of the lyrics. I guess you could say light, like light ones, dark ones, like light chocolate, like, you know, milk chocolate or vanilla chocolate. It's not even chocolate. It's just vanilla. It's not vanilla chocolate either.

It's white chocolate, which you might think is vanilla. It's not, dude. It's just some fucking bullshit form of chocolate. White chocolate, you know, I got to be honest, man. This is my hot take, all right? And this might piss some of you crackers off because I know crackers love white chocolate. Bro, especially old crackers. Dude, old crackers, they go.

crazy for white chocolate. I'm like, that's not even true. To the white Hershey's bar, they go nuts for that shit. Why do they even make those? It's disgusting. Have you ever once gone to like the 7-Eleven or the gas station, gone down the candy aisle and go, yeah, today I'm going to settle on a white chocolate Hershey's bar? White chocolate is always the thing I look at, like, if there's like a mixture of different

chocolates, I'll pick it up and I'll be like, you know what, it'll be a nice break from the milk chocolate and the dark chocolate and the other shit that's going on. Take a bite. And after like the, after that one, I'm like, ah, I'm good. I'm just going to stick with the milk chocolate and dark. You know, I'm just like, yeah, I'm good. I'm good off of that one. If you took all the flavor out of chocolate and made it, but still kept all the sugar.

I don't know. Actually, I will say Hershey's cookies and cream bar. That's pretty good. That's cookies and cream. Right. Which people are probably in the comments going to light me up and go, oh, actually, well, it's the base of it is white chocolate. Yeah, but there's cookies and cream. Exactly.

All right. It's not just a plain white chocolate. And, you know, white chocolate can be acceptable maybe as a drizzle on like a raspberry I was about to say like I was literally about to say like some red drizzle strawberry raspberry cranberry you know something on some kind of like dessert or pastry maybe a cheesecake a raspberry cheesecake

they'll drizzle some white chocolate that's good like have like shavings of white chocolate That's good right But as a as a solidify like experience Just on its own Just munching it absolutely not It's like ketchup I don't down that on its own Exactly exactly

It's an accent to make something better People in the comments right now on the YouTube video or on Spotify, because you can actually comment on Spotify. That's a war zone. Don't go in those comments. Wipe the snot and tears from your eyes. Matt's got something to say. You guys, the ones who are upset right now, you're the same motherfuckers I bet that sit down on the couch with fucking a jar of mayonnaise, eat it with a spoon, or sit there fucking watching your little Hulu show squirting ketchup in your mouth straight from the bottle. There are people who like, I'm sure.

There are, I guarantee there's one person watching that. squirts condiments into their mouth as like they have it on it with a condoment and they're like oh this needs more ketchup okay I've done that I mean that's fine but I'm not I'm not

your silence is definitely right now I'm not uh I'm not like laying down on the couch when nothing but a fucking bottle of Heinz ketchup like watching TV just have you never scored a ketchup in your mouth when like the bite of the burger didn't have enough

no I squirt it onto the burger but yeah but the But if the bite's already in your mouth, I'll just chew and swallow it and make the next bite better. Well, that's a waste of a bite. No, it's not. It's still good. If there's not enough ketchup, it's not as satisfying of a bite.

To you. Ryan, let me put it this way, all right? You put it any way you want. You're putting it Matt's way. And I'm going to have it Ryan's way. Well, let me put it Matt's way. Which is how the world should work. Let me put it Matt's way.

We play the Matsway jingle. Imagine you're having sex with a hot girl, all right? I don't want to. Hot man? warmer. Okay. Warmer. Hot.

I mean, there's not too many more options. I can... A horse. You're just having sex, all right? And let's just say, Ryan, there's not enough oil on the old machine. There's not enough lube, right? But what you said is essentially, oh, I don't need to make it better. I'll just, next time I have sex, it'll be better.

Instead of just adding more lube right then. I literally just showed you what I'd do No, that's what a child would do I'd go That's fucking nasty What was that? You went No no no

You gotta get that slime I'm doing it while I'm chewing dip I go And it goes You do it right after getting back From like a run So you're just mouth this try Dude popping in like a big old thing

A dip Right after going on a run And then just immediately having sex and then spitting the dip onto my penis as lubricant. And you know with the guys when they spit the dip into like the thing and it goes, my penis does that. It makes a metallic dinging sound. The roads we travel.

The roads we travel, man. And the trails we take to get there. I wouldn't have it any other. I know, dude. We go, whoop. It's really a fever dream I would imagine listening to the podcast sometimes. That conversation happened because we're talking about white chocolate. Like we're just white noise at some point.

Like it's a nonsensical conversation. Well, that people are probably, they're usually doing something as a primary to the secondary of listening to the podcast, whether it be like work or driving or whatever. I feel like this is a tough show to put on in the background, kind of, because I feel like if,

or maybe that's why it works. Because when I put something on in the background, I still want to like be able to know what's going on. Like clue in every now. We're like this, this is so just incoherent. year and that like if I tune out for 30 seconds at this, it's like, oh, this is my white chocolate, let me fold my clothes real quick, come back in. It's like, yeah, you go for a one, you choose

some dip and you spit it on your penis and it makes a metallic sound. I mean, we did follow a path to get there. There was like, come out of nowhere, you know, it came from somewhere. You know, R slash data is beautiful. That subreddit, they could, they could map out the, the conversational path of a podcast episode for us. They could deduce the genealogy of the conversation. Exactly. I actually would love to see that. Like, Just see how each conversation branches off. Someone should do like one of a family tree for the, because it's always a starting conversation

that branches off. Sometimes it'll go back, you know? Right, right, right. I actually would, if there's any, uh, data majors, is that a thing? If there's any people who like doing work for free. Well, we're not profiting off this work. No, no, no, no.

But it's interesting. We'll repost it. Yeah. On X, the Everything app? And? Instagram. and Patreon. LinkedIn?

Oh, Patreon. Except Patreon will also upload an uncensored picture of, from Tucker's camera roll. Dog's penis. Yeah, dogs. Dude. Fuck, when we're in Kansas City, oh, man. Tucker was just having sex with dogs.

Oh, yeah. We were just, uh, we were in Kansas City with Tucker. Tucker, Tucker gets riffed on. He's a good sport, though. Yes, he is. He's like, yeah, great. more jokes about me having sex with dogs. This male video hasn't even come out.

So this joke will land before the... Because this joke will all make sense in the future. When the video is released. The male video, not a video of Tucker. Not that one. It's like, oh, it all makes sense now. Oh, that's what they meant. It's gonna be real bad if that actually ends up happening.

You better not. I'm gonna go Tucker. Don't have sex with animals. Well, the sound I made was supposed to be like a tisk, Tisk, but it sounded like I was calling a dog like Come here, Tucker. Well, Tucker did bring a dog by the office. To the office yesterday.

Dude, Tucker brought a dog in the office. This name, Raolo, what's its name? Zilo. Zilo. Tucker brought, I don't know why I said Raolo. Raoul? Raoul? Dude, that's a great name for a little dog.

Raul? Smash nose Frenchie, right? It's a little Frenchie, small little fat Frenchie with the most smashed face. He snores while he's awake. He's just like, I'm at my desk and I, dude, it also scared the fuck out of me. Dude, he'll like, like, he'll make like just sudden gasping. Yeah. Or like gutt, just guttural noises.

I, uh, I walked into the office and Tucker was like sitting down eating a sandwich. And the dog just kind of blended in with the floor and he was laying down. And I didn't know Tucker was bringing the dog. I didn't see the dog. And I walk up. And then when maybe when I'm like two feet away, the dog just stands up. It scared these shit out of me. I was like, oh. Oh, it feels like something rose out of the floor. Between me and Tucker. I was like, yeah, I have the dog. I do, uh, I do love small dogs.

I like when, uh, see, when small dogs have like, uh, I like when small dogs, we were just talking about, what was, uh, what was the name that you, that you, Raoul? Raoul, I like, like, if a small dog has that name, it's awesome. If a big dog has, like, I don't know, if you name a big, like a German shepherd or Pitbull Caesar or, like, like some's like killing a kid Greek kid you know that but if you name like a little chihuahua

like like Zeus or something Hercules yeah that's like that's I love that like naming like a little Tibetan Spaniel Hercules yeah that is great well small dogs have that fucking syndrome

where it's like they think they're such hot shit dude I don't understand because like big dogs don't tend to do that like they're just kind of chill for the most part but then small dogs will like see a huge dog and just be like oh

maybe because everything's a threat. They have to make sure it's like, you can't fuck with me. It's like, you know, prison rules. You got to beat someone up first before they beat you up. Would you show that you mean business? Would you do that? Like, if you, okay, hypothetical, you get sent off to prison because the podcast is too funny. Yeah. You and I both get sent off to prison. First day? For liberal comedy. For, right, for woke comedy. For signs of liberal comedy. There's been evidence of liberal comedy In the podcast Your set uses woke purple Sorry No

No there is woke purple That light right up above you That's There's shit I'm drinking woke purple No but the I'm drinking monster white The drink itself is yellow though Port it into a cup the other day

It's bright yellow What? I want the color of the monster To match the can Why is it fucking piss yellow Anyway You and I get sent to prison For liberal comedy

and first day in there we're lined up we're walking through the yard everyone's got their eyes on us because we're the fresh meat guy walks by shoulder checks you real hard and you fall down on the ground everyone goes ooh you're marked now they know you're weak what are you going to do

I turn to you and beat you up and I'd accuse you you push me into this guy what's your problem because I'd be like I'm not going to beat this guy up but you you'll forgive me you know exactly what you know I go a little I go light on you too I have like tears in my eyes walking behind you with like my folded garments like oh god and you just turned around and punch me in the fucking face but then that leaves what would you do because now you know I try to do the same things like people are doing this at you they're going oh so I I turn around I punch the guy behind

me uh really as hard as I can it's like yeah it's like one of those like guys where it's like his stomach is the height of your head and then you have to look up and then he goes boom and you get drilled into the ground brings his fist down like boom and it hits you so hard you start spinning and drilling into the ground my hair is like a little like flower like a little flower sprouts out damn that's uh that would suck prison would would not be fun unless you're rich yeah then it's just like uh hanging out of the country club all day well then it's like living like a normal person where you're just in usually one environment for a majority of your life. You just can't go out and be with the normal people, the regulars, the borings.

Hey, I mean, actually being in rich prisons got to be awesome. No pores. Not a single poor in sight. I do, I love whenever a rich person works it out to where they can be like under some like house arrest. Or like there are certain prisons that are known for essentially just being resorts. Yeah, just for rich people. It's like they can still play golf and drink alcohol and have their friends visit and they have like a TV and all this stuff. Man, I saw ADX Florence. That's like the biggest Supermax prison in America.

It's in Colorado. It's where like a whole bunch of bad bad dudes are like the Boston Marathon bomber and a bunch of other no-nows. And well, that's what they call them. Yeah, yeah, no-nows. But those rooms There's no photography allowed And there's only like one picture Of it exists

What the cells are like And it's like a Small ass concrete cell With a concrete bed No TV No anything In like a toilet And that's it

And you're in there like 23 hours a day Well I guess you shouldn't go mass killing people And stuff Probably You know Bad idea But they put Jared Vogel in there What?

Yeah No way No, they didn't. Actually, no, they didn't. Daniel Larson was in the same prison as Jared. Do you think they hung out? They might have met up with each other. They're like, yeah, that's Daniel Larsen.

Oh my God, Daniel. Daniel Larson. Jared's actually a huge Larson head. He's a big Larsonite. Jared's getting out in 2029. July. I have the date just fucking lasered into my brain for some reason. You're going to be there with a big sign in balloons.

I want to say it's like July 13th, 2029. That's just kind of what the universe is speaking to me. You're gonna offer a ride. Do you need a ride to like your hotel or something? We could go to his release for a video. I don't want to see that, man. Is the subject guy, Ryan? Did you see how much weight he lost from those sandwiches?

The pants were huge. The evil has already manifested so much through photography and like video. I feel like I'd, I don't want to be in the presence of such evil. He like radiates evil like a, like a stink. You see the picture and you can feel it. It's like, oh. He just like, uh, something's wrong with that, man. He used to be the guy that held up his big pants.

So look at these. Can you believe how fat? I was a big fat fuck back then. And then I ate subway sandwiches, which by the way, not true. That's not how he lost the weight. Probably got on fucking, he was probably just doing emphetamines. It was Photoshop. Yeah, he was never fat.

What if they, yeah, they just photoshopped him to be. He was, he was pretty fat. Yes. I saw the pictures. He was a big, yeah. He was a big boy. But he, I just love the idea. The concept that he went from that to that

By eating like two subway sandwiches a day It's like that's impossible Well, I'm sure it's not impossible But do you think I could do that Lose weight by eating I think you would gain weight Because you'd be eating more than you typically do in a day If you ate two like foot long subway sandwiches

You don't know what I'm eating these days Ryan I have love handles now Do you? Well, I got out of the shower this morning When I sat on my bed and I looked in the mirror And I was like, I didn't my shirt on I was like Hey, I got just more cushion for the pushing now.

Maybe that's more age. It is. It's more so where my fat deposits in my body now is beginning to center around my belly and my hips. You're going to be like Dale. I wish it would go to my. I mean, if it centers in your hips, you're going to, I guess that's, yeah. Like right above my hips, like right here. You're going to be skinny,

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Return of the Rick. Pickle Rick. Yeah, that thing was like a decade ago. Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. Pickle Rick. Yeah, it's going to be dope. When we're doing the podcast in like 2040 and we're going like six seven. You know what I'm saying? We mentioned six seven every now and then, but it's not as, it's not as, well, have we've been kind of light on the D's nuts and the 21.

Yeah, we have. We've been very light on the, I mean, you and I never really, uh, we fell off. Caught on to the six, seven trend. We have to wait until it's like post ironic. Then we'll jump on it hard. Now it's, uh, that guy. eating what is it

the pineapples coaxed and Kool-Aid in a jar This big a Yeah Do you see the video of Charlie Kirk I sent you the one

of Erica Kirk I don't know if I watched that one Wait what? No you sent me the one of You sent me the one of Charlie Kirk Eating the pineapple Because there was one of Charlie and Erica Doing the same thing

Okay okay I might have not sent you that one I saw a video two of Charlie Kirk throwing it back in the studio little Oosievert. Dude, the Kirkification meme is like, I was, I was actually thinking about it, like, kind of hard recently. I was like, why? But why did it pop off?

I did some research into it. Okay. Because I was like. Because I had a theory, before you give the real reason. Yeah, give me a theory. My theory was that, like, just, it's almost just a socioeconomic, or just sociology thing where it's almost, you're people are trying to force respect out of his name. out of like what he did, you know, regardless of what he said, blah, blah, blah, blah.

But they're trying to, like, force this hamlet up, this, like, martyr, this, like, figure, this Martin Luther King-esque, like, figure for the white people, right? And then it's like, I don't know, I feel like it's easy for people to take that down a peg of, like, of just kind of, like, want to not rip it down necessarily, but be like, I mean, okay, and it's their way of going, and it's society's way of going, he goofy, though. Yeah, I think that that definitely is a huge part of it. The big thing was at least I was able to like, in my research, in my studies. I went to the Glendale Library.

I went to the Glendale Library and I went to the Charlie Kirk section. It's in the restricted section. I just sneak in with my invisibility cloak. I found the book of Kirk and I was able to learn the secrets that it held. What I was able to kind of like figure out was A, it's like the first big I mean it was a very publicly violent act That was very shocking

And of course people Are always gonna meme on bad Like not bad stuff People are always gonna meme on like something that is shocking I mean tragedy Right right fly you know like I mean even we've We do 9-11 you know We did not do 9-11

We did not do 9-11 But like, you know, we had a whole lip. Well, that was a respectful episode. The 9-11 special? That's very respectful. Yeah. We had guests and everything. The fan art.

Yeah, you guys should go back and watch the Super Mega's 9-11 special. We should have another one of those. We should. 9-11-2. This year is going to be 25 years. The big 2-5. The big 2-5, baby. We'll have to have a big 9-11 party.

25th anniversary. But what I gathered from my studies was that, that because of like the rise of AI back in the day those memes would not have been as widespread because people would have to take the time to go in Photoshop Photoshop them on Bad Luck Brian Right and then the videos wouldn't even be possible

But now it's like you can go to a website And just like instantly do it to any video And get a bunch of likes on Twitter And it's very funny, I'm not gonna lie So everyone was like This is kind of just the The snowball that started rolling and because of AI.

But it's interesting he was the subject of like, I can't really point to. I'm sure there's like little spots of like a community trolling someone in this way. But like I haven't seen it on that grand of a scale. Right. Like it's crazy how he was the first one. He was the subject. My entire timeline. Patient zero of an AI epidemic.

Because like Will Smith was popular. Yeah. No, no, not like this. It was like AI spaghetti. It was like he was like. He didn't get a meme. No, yeah, exactly. Like, like, Kirkification is, like, its own subsect of, like, meme culture of the last year.

That's still going on to this day. Still going strong. Like, I still see Kirk-Kified videos, and they always make me laugh. It's, it's something just about, like, the preposterousness of it. It's just like... If these were, like, photos that actually came out from, like, oh, this is what he was really like... Like him throwing his ass in the studio with Lil UziVert. Like, it's very, it's very funny.

And then just it's the dichotomy of like, if he was still alive, you know, it'd be kind of funny because that's so different from from how he actually is slash was versus like now that he died in this very graphic public way. It takes it a step farther where it's there's like an unspoken element to it where, you know, but nothing in the Kirkafide videos is like making fun of the tragedy that he endured. But it's that it's that unspoken thing that like, well, it's the elephant in the room that makes it. that much more like preposterous. Just because it's, it's, it's just the, um, the, what is the, I'm an idiot. It's like, you're not, don't call yourself that. It's the juxtaposition. Juxtaposition, right?

Like the, the, the stark contrast between how he passed and then the lightheartedness and goofiness and just oddness of a lot of these videos and like what they decide to put him in. Like, the reason I say it's still going on, because. this we brought up at the beginning of the conversation that he's it was put in that like new meme you know the the big yeah that one which uh you know i never i haven't had it so i can't really say if it's the coolade pineapple yeah we should we should we should do it a year we should do it if we want views like this is what the kind of stuff we got to do we got to fucking make some coolid pineapples and just fucking try it on camera go i think the problem with us is that we're like

oh we don't want to do it just to like hop on a trend but i think we're not seeing it from the perspective of like, oh, it's just our, like, opinion on this thing and it people find it. Right. People who are fans of us. People want to find it interesting. It's not, it's not like we have to, uh, I don't know, you and I just, I think we like to put a spin on things. Right.

If we can, but that ultimately leads to, but yeah, it's true. It's like, it's like, I guess when you think about it, it's like what, I guess if people watched that, it, it's because they want to see our specific reaction to it. Maybe we'll put a spin on it We should have done a cooking video again That would have been a perfect moment Because the last one was The long time

The uh I was about not steamed ham I mean the Austin Powers Oh yes that one but what was the food A jacket potato That's right the jacket potato I think Maybe our spin on it is

What okay what about What if we make the Kool-A with vinegar Well we would I like how we try the real thing at first Like with the burger, you made me my first real burger. And you liked it. And then you put a spin. And then it was like Sheldon's Big Bang.

Or was Sheldon's Big Bang Bazinga Bing Bong Burger, the cat food one? Or was that the base one? That was the cat food one. Okay, okay, okay. And I don't see a lot of you guys out there making that these days. It's kind of disappointing. Well, cat food's expensive. Cat food is expensive.

I mean, you could... Yeah, it's expensive. Pet food's expensive. You could steal it. You could steal it. Because people are having kids, they're raising the prices of shit for, like, pets. That's true. That's why private equity moved in and started.

started buying up all the vet clinics in America because people aren't having kids and instead they're having pets. So they're like, hmm, let's go into this market now and that's make it more expensive. People are getting pets. They're not having pets. Well, let me tell you about Tucker. Tucker's painted a picture. Literally. With video that he showed me. Oh, man. See, it's good Tucker doesn't watch the podcast. Yes. Well, we don't talk about them often, but when we do. Oh, I mean, he makes it easy.

He makes it easy. He gives us a lot to talk about. Like what he wears. God, he looks good in that dress. He looks confident in it, too. The fishnets is overdoing it. It is, it is. But again, you know, it's like, I'm not going to.

He always gets it caught up in, like, a door handle and shit as well. Well, it's because it's because they're too big. You know, it's like they're, when I think of fish nets, you know, I think of them, like, they're hugging the skin. They're supposed to be, right? Where, uh, almost like, they're, like, they're, like, lines drawn on the skin with the skin. They're just lying. where no I'm not lying guys you're not here at our office every day to see

when Tucker comes by it's true you're not he's wearing just about three sizes too big the fishnets so they kind of hang down get caught on door handles knocks things off tables but to each his own you know he's feeling himself so I think they look better in the dungarees than they do

the dress the fishnets I just shut my eye I got him like I was gonna laugh dude because you could picture it dude I had to shut my eyes Just to picture it. Wait, if he's in dungarees, then you can't even see the fishnets, right? Unless they're like over his arms, too.

You can have him cut off like here. You can just be the overall part. Just the top, like crop top overalls? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it stops at the belly button. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he has no pants, no underwear, but fish nets. Yep.

Yeah, I see it now. That's an interesting picture. And a Ziploc bag with his penis and balls in it. With a rubber band, tight around it. Well, I mean, Technically, I'm wearing something. True. It's like, he's not nude.

I can't help that my clothes are invisible. No, for real, though. He's not, like, nude. He's clothed. He's covered. And the fact you could see through it, that's not his problem. Like, if you just wore a onesie, but that was totally just... Seran wrap.

I mean, I feel like that's just an outfit that you... I bet you could find that outfit in, like, music festival circles. Or it's just like a see-through pants and shirt. And it's like, yeah, this was... $800. And it lights up maybe. It makes the light show around the nipples. Oh, that's cool. And maybe has a arrow that goes, d-d-d-to-the-to-the-to-the-pean to the penis or vagina. And it says, it's like a little warning thing, it says slippery when wet.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. I like that. Yeah. We could sell that. Probably make a lot of music festivals. We could be fucking clothes designers, man. Like, you see the kids on fucking Melrose Avenue buying these $900, $2,000 fucking, you know, stupid jackets? Husson. But meanwhile. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, I'm saying, I'm saying, because Asa San lives on Melrose. Okay. I thought you were talking, I thought you were talking ish. No, I'm not talking ish on Hassan.

I'm saying maybe if we design this, think about it, this kind of see-through thing. Well, you don't have to shut your eyes. I'm trying to think. I imagine his son sitting there in his chair, all right? What's he doing in that chair? Well, he's streaming. Oh, okay. He's reacting, he's laughing.

What's he wearing? He's yelling. Now, here's what he's wearing. Okay. He's wearing the suit that you and I design, it's a see-through plastic. You can see everything underneath. And it's got, it's got light strips inside. The hair.

Circling the nipples. Okay. One red, one blue for Super Mega. Oh. And then there's a big old yellow arrow pointing right down to his penis. And he goes, hold on, Chad, I got to get another Diet Coke. And he stands up. Arrow's pointing right there.

Boom. And there's even sideliting right here on the thighs. And it's like when you press it up against like the glass of a shower. in the suit. Or like your neighbor's like sliding glass door. Do you press your penis against your neighbor's sliding glass door? Not anymore. He complained.

Well, he screamed and then he complained. Complained specifically to the authorities, which I thought was not cool because I was doing a prank. I tried to show the authorities. Yeah, I got. I could tell one of them cracked us, but they can't smile because they're on the job. They're like the guards in England. I was like, you know, guys, come on. Look how it looks when I press it up.

Is that not funny? And see, I carry around a little glass pane with me so I can be like, officer. I mean, check this out. It was like this. Smash my flaccid penis and balls up against the glass. Like, isn't that great? Isn't that amazing?

As I said, the roads we travel. Yeah, the roads we fucking travel, man. Dude, it's wonderful. If you guys want to travel even more roads with us, you can go to our Patreon and for five bucks a month, you can become a supporter of us, get a lot of exclusive content, their shows, and every single episode of this podcast has an extra big old chunk on Patreon

that you can keep the party going together. And just to make people jealous, there's going to be some NSFW art in the Patron's only podcast. Super Mega Junior. And by the way, Patreon, we don't have to censor shit. We've shown penises on the Patreon. And we'll have a flashback to prove it. you can, we'll be, you'll be able to see this if you go to our Patreon.

Luke, find a picture of a, you know, a vagina penis. No, I'm gonna get our Patreon band. No, we marked it as 18 plus. They undid it. Go to Photoshop, use the pen tool, and draw a penis. Or a vagina. Whatever you're feeling, Luke. Yeah.

And, uh, just make sure it's something that you can't show on YouTube, but can show on Patreon. Yeah. So here it is. So at least, you at least have to be able to tell what it is, Luke. Right. It's a censored, but you'll be able to see this uncensored. And now you can put artist in your resume for future jobs.

Yeah, and you're going to need that. So, you know, I did art for the Super Mega Show podcast. Video editor, artist, you know, where does it end? The podcast right here. Spotify, it's Jay Shetty. Are you one of those media strategy people? Scrolling through spreadsheets, searching for an audience that pays twice as much attention to your ads than they do on social,

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