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Episode Date: June 17, 2026This magic bean drama is getting insane. Follow Matt: @matthwatson Follow Ryan: @elirymagee Follow the show: @supermegashow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...
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And she's stupid. You know how she's, and I was trying to tell her, like, he's not called Gold Sonic.
It's super, it's super San Sonic.
But whatever.
My mom just doesn't,
has never, like, played a Sonic game or watched anything Sonic.
So it's like, yeah, I guess.
I mean, it seems like it's so into like,
I wouldn't call her stupid for that.
I mean, I mean, I did over the phone not to her face.
So maybe it didn't sting as hard.
And I hung up on her, on her.
So she couldn't get the chance to hang up on me.
It just pissed me off.
It's just like, I felt like she knew what I was.
talking about even though she didn't.
So like when she didn't know what I was talking about, it kind of like, the conversation
went flat and awkward and it just pissed me off.
And now you haven't spoken in almost six months?
Yeah.
I mean, it's on her, right?
She's waiting on her.
All right.
Well, you want to get the podcast started?
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, someone doesn't check their fucking email.
Them?
No, you, Ryan.
What?
I sent up a...
Dude, we talked about this several episodes ago.
I send you my outfit, what I'm going to wear the next day,
every night over email, so we don't wear the same thing.
And look at that.
It has my face on it.
Yeah, but I made it.
Technically, it's...
It's...
What, uh, not...
Chris Stuckman.
It's Detective Stuckman.
Yeah, because I was Chris...
I was Detective Stuckman, and Luke was Detective Walker.
Douglas Walker?
Douglas Walker, yeah.
Okay, good, good.
And our, you know, it's been so long since that video came out, it's hard to remember much, you know.
It's a classic.
I, um, I mean, I rewatched it recently, and I gave myself a good chuckle.
I said, God, these super mega guys are funny.
Did you open palm clap with your legs raised?
I did.
God damn, I almost threw my back out doing that.
Fuck, that hurt.
We got to be careful with our backs.
God, dude.
I really, uh, I need to.
strengthen my fucking core or whatever.
We need this stretch daily.
Stretching is apparently very good.
Sure, yeah.
Whatever.
Apparently.
So they say.
And I don't even know who they are, Ryan.
You know exactly who they are.
But what's new?
Well, nothing much, really.
We're about to go on a trip, not in our favorite rocket ship, probably in like a United
Airlines, like, you know, back of the plane type situation.
But we are going to Kansas City.
to visit a buddy about a girl.
Isn't that what people say?
It's Hunter and the girl is a sketch.
Well, Hunter is a girl's name too.
Well, it's...
Yeah, we're going to double team
a beautiful woman named Hunter.
Hunter Schaefer.
Yep.
We're going to Kansas City meeting up with Hunter Schaefer.
Ryan and I...
And we mean double team, like creative meeting,
like a creative thing.
Yeah. If you took that in another way,
then that's...
That's on you for trying to dehumanize some.
That's disgusting.
You know, we're creatives.
We're intelligent individuals.
And we are a double team.
We are a double team, you know?
You, me?
When we put our brains together, we call it double teaming.
Yeah.
It's cause problems in the past.
We double team with like a lot of people.
Yeah.
And I understand the argument for us maybe to stop calling at that that some people have made, but...
Come up with a better name.
And no one ever does.
Yeah, right?
Try in the comments.
You can't.
Nope. You can't come on with a better name.
name. I promise you. And you can't do double brain blast. I will, I will, I will, I will,
I will downvote anyone who puts that. I will personally on the super mega account,
down vote. Can you down vote a, yeah, you can, you can thumbs down a comment on YouTube.
It doesn't show up, but it, it doesn't even take a like away. It just registers in the background.
Maybe it's, maybe it's one of those things like the, uh, like the button in the elevator,
the like closed door button where it's just for your own, um, piece of mind.
Peace of mind. Yeah, like it actually doesn't do anything.
But like when you do it, you're like, yeah, take that.
What's new with you?
Let's see.
I've been back on my binding of Isaac bullshit.
Something incredibly new is that I'm actually about to sneeze.
Oh, come on, don't do this to me.
It's going away.
It's going away.
That's the worst thing in the world.
I mean, we cleared some space.
The lights were on you.
The stage was set and look at this.
It's gone.
That is the worst.
It's probably the same feeling.
a porn actor feels when he can't spurt, when he can't get it out in the moment.
When it's like cut.
Especially back when it was on film.
Oh, dude, that had to be the, like, you know, nowadays being a porn actor.
They're filming that shit on their phones.
Well, as a guy, you know, you got to perform, right?
You got to get you little man, you got to wake him up.
You got to make sure he stays awake.
He lasts for the shoot.
And then you got to make sure you don't finish the job early.
or you don't finish at all at all you know you got to
there's a lot of things to get right and there's a lot of pressure
can you imagine though back on film how much more the pressure was
because that's that's money that's time that's that that is a valuable commodity
now they'll just go uh hold on cut all right well just we'll redo it
you know it doesn't matter it's it's some megabytes having to like do it like on
film like in like porn of yesteryear um porn of days past like
They're tasked with like doing a monologue with a slow like pullout and then coming at the at the end of the pullout like on sync.
There has to be some like very artistic old on film porn that's like that's not like it's not like dirty smut like today's pornographic material.
No.
It's artistic.
I mean what is art?
It's something that touches the soul.
Porn touches a lot of people's souls.
Or something that touches the whole.
Okay.
I'm not touching my word, but I'm...
You could be.
I could be.
But I mean, I gotta be honest, man.
It's just, it's very painful to do anything with, with that hole of mine.
Yeah, because of all the hemorrhoids.
Nope.
And the scarring.
The scarring more so.
And the acne.
I don't want to get into...
Or I guess more cystic acne.
Something like that.
I haven't seen it by a doctor, so.
But it's got me screaming and yelling
But yeah truly being a
It had to dude
Being the first like porn actors
Like way back on film
Like way back
That had to be a crazy feeling
They're making history
We're having sex on camera
No one's ever done this before
And some artistic brats out there
They do put real sex in their movies
They're little independent films
And they try to steal the spotlight
And try to be like no
You know the set
I feel like once that happens, you've created an hour and a half long porno.
Yeah.
Like one of those Cinemax movies.
Skinimax.
Exactly.
That's for the reason they called it that.
You know, if I wanted to watch people have sex, I'd go watch pornography on XNXX.com.
I wouldn't go, I don't want to watch some artistic movie just for that to be in there.
But like, what is the, like, artistic expression and all that, whatever?
Like, what is the point of showing the penetration?
Like in, like, in Nympho, Lars von Trairs.
Info Maniac.
You know the point.
With a shirt.
Elijah,
not Elijah Wood.
Imagine if he was,
Elijah Wood gets penetrated.
It was Shia LeBuff.
He had a double,
but his character.
But it's a real penis.
Yes.
They film real sex in that movie.
Yeah, dude,
I got to be honest.
It's crazy.
The,
the artistic integrity,
I did air quotes there
for the audio listeners.
It really just feels
like a horny director's excuse.
It's like, no, it's artistic.
I want to just, whoa, this is like porn.
No.
Like, cut.
Let's go back.
Like a playback again?
Let me see.
One more time.
He has one of those mechanisms where he's like, he's like, has like fake fists down
so he can hide his real arms and his jacket.
But like the hands are clearly like a little too big.
Yeah, it's like too puffy over here.
It's like two left hands.
One of them's holding a real like cup of cough.
that's like always diagonal
because of the weight of the coffee muck.
It's just spilling slowly, just dripping.
Like, ah.
Sorry, I've been gaming a lot.
Yep.
At the arcades,
because we're still back in the...
Yeah, this is way back.
Honestly, uh,
I don't...
It just, it never...
Whenever there's real sex in a movie
and it shows it,
I've seen a couple movies with that.
Um, and...
Oh, what was the one with Chloe?
Savigny
That's how you say your name?
You know what I'm talking about?
Blue is the warmest color.
No, no, no, no, no.
That was simulated though, right?
Well, that's a, that's a lesbian movie.
Yeah, but like at the beginning,
one of the characters is straight and has a boyfriend
and I think they, I think they show sex.
Well, Chloe Savignon,
I don't know how you say your last name,
Savigny.
She's a great actress, but her ex-boyfriend was directing a movie
and she sucks him off in the movie.
And he plays the director
I feel we've talked about this
Like kind of recently
He plays like the main character
And he's like
And you're gonna suck me off in this part
And she does
That's insane
It's not a prosthetic penis
No no no
No no
It's real oral sex
And it just
It feels like
Just a horny director's excuse
It never feels like
This artistic like that's beautiful
Well imagine being on set
It's like oh the director
had his actress girlfriend
Blow him for a scene
It's like
Hey guys
I'm doing this scene
Yeah, I'm going to get my dick sucked
So, can we do this again actually?
Hold on, I think I messed up
No, I'll get it, I'll get there
Does he come in the scene?
I haven't seen the movie
I've just seen the scene
That's crazy
That I've only seen the scene
What's the movie?
But she's going
Yeah, she's sucking on that thing
She's sucking on that wiener
Dude, she's going nuts on that wiener
If only the shape of water was so
brave. I know. They showed us
using her hands, like her simulating what it was
with her hands, what his penis looked like, but I wanted to see how his penis
really works during sex, the fish man. I know. Because in the movie she like
does like... She does one of those. Like what they do... She kind of
does though, right? Doesn't she do that? It's like, what does this look like? You've seen the
movie? I haven't. Well, there's this part where it's not
this exactly, but she kind of like...
Does the thing with her hands where it's like, it's sheathed,
and then it like comes out of the sheath.
Or whatever.
Which is very, very weird.
That is really weird.
But hey, she fucked that fish, man.
I'm confusing the movie with horse in the water.
Very different.
Horse in the water.
No, no, no, no, no.
Lady in the water?
Lady in the water.
Yeah, with Paul Giamati.
That came out in like the early 2000s.
Why did I say horse in the water?
I don't know.
Is there a movie with a horse in water?
Warhorse.
Warhorse runs through some water.
A lot of horses run through water.
I mean, I'm pretty sure in the movie Spirit, they run through water.
Like a feel where it's like the reeds with the low, like, a tidid pond.
Like in the Oregon Trail, you'd ford across it.
Dude, you know what I really enjoyed about the movie Spirit, which...
I've never seen it.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Old Disney animated movie that came out.
I know the movie.
I know the character.
I can picture Spirit.
The horse...
Um, actually there were two animated movies that came out when we were kids that I appreciate something about that movies don't do anymore.
Okay.
It was Sinbad and it was spirit.
I did see Sinbad.
They're short.
With my dad.
You saw Sinbad with your dad.
Oh yeah.
Um, they were both really short movies.
Like, I can't even remember.
They were like actually like insanely short where I was like, oh wow.
I miss like movies that were like 80 minutes.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Honestly, dude.
I'll go see a movie.
that's an hour. Like, like, I would, I would love to go see a movie that's literally one hour.
And then, because, I don't know, like that. It's such a quick little, ah, two and a half, because
if a movie's two hours, you got to up that to two and a half for the previews and all that shit.
But if a movie's two and a half hours, you're going to be in the theater for three hours.
That's a whole section of the day. You miss a whole section of the day where if a movie was an
hour, it would feel like, it would feel like you waited in line for a ride for a little long,
and then you got out, it's still daytime or whatever, you know, I still got time in my day to do
some shit. It's not that uh that really off-putting feeling where you go to the movies and then you
come out and it's dark outside and you're like what the like that that was always the weirdest feeling
to me when I would go see a movie and then the movie would be long and I'd get out and it would be
nighttime all of a sudden and my brain would just not be able to like clock that or like time has
passed. When you're a kid and you go see like one of those matinee movies on the weekends or like
after church and you go see the movie you're in that dark theater for so long then you come out
you open those doors to the sun again it's like ah. Oh yeah.
I thought, you know, usually, because I typically, you know, I think of going to the movies as like a post-dinner, pre-dinner, later in the day type of thing.
It's an evening activity.
Yeah.
So whenever I'd go see a movie earlier on, I just remember that Beaman's son greeting me after just being in that theater for so long.
It's how, like, how I imagine a vampire feels in this, just, I mean, oh, you didn't see no's fraught to.
I didn't know.
But there's a, he, that happens.
He sees the sun and goes, ah!
He's naked when it happens, too.
Did he see a penis?
Oh, yeah.
You see nose for autos, big penis.
Is it big?
I don't know if it's a, I think it's a prosthetic penis, unless Bill Scarsgard really showed
his penis.
He's one of those actors, I could see him doing it.
Artsy-farty.
Yeah.
Hey, I mean, we brought it full circle talking about penises and artistic films with showing stuff.
Is the end of the podcast?
No, no, no.
Just, we just brought it full circle.
Well, I mean, we do have to take a quick commercial break.
Oh, true.
It's a perfect.
And when we're back, I'm going to talk about heliophobia.
And more binding of Isaac maybe.
If you want me to, I would love to.
Okay.
And we're all, I don't know, bye.
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That's why my final rating is a broken marriage out of the house.
Stop!
You stop that right now.
Hey, put them down, Ryan.
Stop it.
Stop.
There's nothing to finger.
Dude.
Gotcha.
Man, the audio listeners, they've missed out on that monstrosity.
They're lucky.
They didn't see that, dude.
I wish I was an audio listener right now.
Well, people could theorize.
They could be like,
if Luke zooms in
like you turned into a doll
so it sounds like I'm being like
come on man yeah stop
stop dude
there's nothing to finger what the hell
yeah I mean Luke could
could zoom in for that part
yeah and then you know
not they picture that your soul is now
in the doll
in the doll
it's a funny bit during the commercial break
some some like voodoo magic stuff happened
transferred my human soul into the
into the doll that a loving fan
by the way.
I know, I know.
A loving fan made this.
Look at this,
look at this cute,
this adorable fan made plush.
Or put it more on screen.
It's correct.
It's,
it's,
it's crotch-ed.
That's kind of out of focus
because you lean full.
Oh, hold on, yeah.
It's crocheted.
And it's,
I would never disrespect
this,
this hard work
by pretending to fornicate with it.
But that's just me.
Now, if I,
yours is around here
somewhere too, Ron.
It's either here or I took it home because I took the monkey, my monkey home as well.
I do, I like taking the little plushies and stuff home.
I know.
So then mine are all by themselves.
I know.
I need to keep one here.
When people come to the office, they only see plushies of my characters.
And they go, they hate Ryan.
Wow.
And then they want to make you feel better.
So they kind of start being mean to me for the rest of the day.
I like that part.
And each time we go out and they buy me like,
a meal or a snap.
Last time,
last time,
Jack Septicay
bought me a honey bun
because he felt so bad.
Well,
fuck,
I have to,
okay,
it wasn't Jack Septicai.
I just said that to make you jealous.
And it made me jealous,
and I appreciate you come and clean about it,
but let's not do that,
all right?
Let's not try to make each other jealous.
It was just some non-famous friend of mine,
and like,
I thought you would be,
it would have more of a sting,
if it was Jack Septukeye
because you don't care if I was just going out
my friend got me a honey bun
but if Jack Septukeye got me a honey bun
over you know
I would be jealous
and I was jealous
very jealous
hey that's a reference to our peanut sketch
very very jealous
which we you know
it kind of propheses
his Fortnite shit
oh yeah you're right
we just need to tick one more thing on
he needs to be included in some
like even if the White House uses him for a meme
get them out of it
and then a sick base drop happens
and it shows a bunch of families being torn apart and crying
oh my god dude
some like ice meme
the burnt peanut at the White House post I could see it
I could totally see it
and then he retweets it quote retweets it
he quote retweets he and he's like
what the dingle
hey I mean there's an update with
the faithful sheriff guys
We have a bit of an update on the faithful sheriff.
You know, it's been a minute since we've heard anything from the faithful sheriff.
Well, maybe you guys have been keeping up.
We're blocked, so we haven't really been keeping up.
It's hard for us to get the intel we want.
No, we have to send out all sorts of little spies to do opposition research.
Ninjas.
We actually have to hire real ninjas.
Let's not give it away.
Because then they know our strategy.
And then it's a good thing this podcast isn't live.
Yeah, but for those who were out of the loop on the latest happenings of the faithful sheriff,
his idol, the burnt peanut, tore him a new one.
Not just the burnt peanut.
Gingy.
Yeah.
The burnt peanut's best friend.
His other idol.
And the faithful sheriff basically was trying to chat in the burnt peanuts chat,
but it wasn't, he thought no one was seeing it.
Then the burnt peanut addressed him on stream and goes,
No, no, no, no, no, I see it.
You're just banned.
And he made a response video.
He had a meltdown.
He had a meltdown.
He made a response video, which in his own words, he was in tears.
He was on the verge of tears.
He looks up to this guy, and he's the reason, you know, he's the reason he did all this.
And at first, it didn't seem like he, he even said, the peanut said himself,
he doesn't mind that people do the schstick.
He doesn't even see it as copying.
But, you know, he, then the, the, the, the,
and Pina was probably just like,
hey, this guy's real fucking annoying.
Yeah.
This guy is really annoying.
And because he couldn't use his socials
to really go after this guy,
Gingy really gave him a walloping on X the Everything app.
Oh my God.
Quiet a walloping.
And he came back for seconds.
He responded to Gingy.
Almost talking to basically,
basically made some snide remark at her.
And she came back swinging hard and ratioed him not once but twice.
Dude,
there's no.
Nothing more embarrassing than getting ratioed, swinging back, getting ratioed again.
It's like those five videos where like someone gets their ass kicked.
And then they get back up and they go back for more for some reason.
And then they get their ass kicked again.
But this whole situation apparently, it broke him and it caused him to have some sort of like epiphany that a superhero has
when they find out they're losing their powers like in Spider-Man.
He's like, I have to do something different.
Yeah, he had like an identity crisis.
And was like, not anymore though.
Yeah, no.
Well, he was like, well, I'm giving up the peanut.
And for a while, he just kind of left it at that.
I thought he was capped.
He would say, you know, yeah, I got a someone working.
I got a 3D artist working on something.
So, yeah, it's, you know, the peanut won't be forever.
And weeks went by.
And I thought he was just saying that to try to get attention.
So people are like, he's going to change.
the peanut?
And then just a few days ago,
he dropped it.
He unveiled his new avatar.
It's a kitten.
With the anime eyes that the anime,
because there were two iterations,
or there were like three iterates,
three to four iterations of the faithful sheriff
before he wound up with the final model
that I guess was the one with the anime eyes.
Yeah, it really upset me when he changed
his peanut avatar
card to like a cute anime peanut because for me the faithful sheriff is that classic shitty 3D
model yeah that shitty 3D model clearly doesn't have anime eyes no and uh it had his eyes
it used to have his real eyes it had his real human eyes but then it had his anime eyes and he's
and they're the same eyes i think that we're on the peanut model but now it's like an orange and white
kitten with a cowboy hat and a cowboy mustache.
It's still the faithful sheriff.
Makes things even creepier.
So that's the newest happening on the front of the culture warfare front with the faithful sheriff.
So we'll see what happens next in this chapter.
Waiting to hear from his lawyers.
I'm personally disappointed by the kitten.
I'm very disappointed.
I was hoping that it was going to be like...
Something fun.
Yeah.
Like it was essentially just going to be a cartoon version of him.
but like in in in robes in like apostle robes like a like a hyper detailed wearing a cowboy hat and big thick mustache see that'd be awesome right he's a big cross he carries it on his back with one hand you know yeah and then the other hand he's crushing a peanut sim simba simbifying his uh that's a word they get turned to simba from the lion king yeah well he's going on a similar uh arc yeah you know
Character journey.
Yeah.
Whatever.
I think that, you know, he's kept our name out of his mouth.
Because I guess he thinks we're trolls for some reason.
And that makes me really sad.
All we ever want to do was help him.
It was a good era.
It was a great era.
It's a really great era.
And I look back on it fondly.
The day my sister got married, I was, that's when it was all going down for the first time.
And I remember I was standing there at the wedding.
And it was like that meme of the guy.
in the corner of the party.
They don't know.
They don't know.
They don't know.
They're beefing with the faithful sheriff right now.
That's how it felt, dude.
Everyone's like congratulating my sister, tears in their eyes.
And I'm standing there and I'm like, y'all, I'm beefing over a peanut and with a penis on
Twitter right now.
This is huge.
Drama alert posted about it.
Did you try to tell people at the wedding?
I did.
I did.
Make it a part of your toast?
And also like if you guys can't, does anybody know who this is and you play a clip of the
faithful sheriff?
And no one knew, which is I'm like, does no one go on X the everything app here?
and I tried to show another clip about two minutes.
My mom made me sit down.
She was like Matthew,
because I was taking up too much time.
Yeah, just kind of selfish for my sister to take the whole day.
All the spotlight.
Yeah, because that was a big, I mean,
I mean, since our comeback, dude,
like that day was, it was astronomical for Super Mega.
So for my sister to decide,
oh, I'm going to get married again on this day.
And just to steal the spotlight was selfish,
callous and honestly
rude
it was rude
crude and it put me in a bad attitude
and I did leave for a wedding early
I was done with it I was done
if no one was going to show me any respect
and you made sure you rev the rental car engine
as you were leaving and screeched
on out of it well I tried
it was a Toyota Corolla and I
I thought I knew how to rev it
I thought it was in park
so
and you were in river yeah
Yeah.
So I'm still dealing with that.
That's expensive.
And not just the car, but I mean the medical bills of that woman and her kid.
But I don't know.
What are they even doing walking in a parking lot?
That's where people like people with cars are.
Right?
Well, I went on the sidewalk.
Oh.
But I pin them to a brick wall.
Sounds like more of a problem that like of the infrastructure of that like allowing like they know vehicles are fast and accidents can happen.
Yeah.
Why would you put a brick wall there?
in the slight chance that someone accidentally reverses their car
thinking that they're about to peel out fast of a burgy wedding
because my burnt peanut beef is not,
or my faithful sheriff beef is not getting the attention I wanted to.
I'm going to save that legal strategy, though,
and text my lawyer, that's a good idea.
You know, I actually have a question for you.
Lay it on me, McGee.
What do you think of Tom Holland's
new non-alcoholic beverage.
This is the first time I'm hearing about this.
Hold on.
I want to make sure I'm getting this in.
No, this is the first time I'm hearing about this.
You know he has non-alcoholic beer, right?
No, I did not.
Was he an alcoholic?
Do you recognize the name, Beiro?
No, I don't.
I mean, I'm a big fan of non-alcoholic beers myself, but.
I mean, the design actually looks pretty good.
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's a pretty cool design.
But he came out with another one that was for Zendaya.
Why? Were they both alcoholics and they quit?
I think he was an alcoholic or something.
He said, I had a problem with alcohol.
Okay, so he had a problem with alcohol.
Yeah, I got a problem with alcohol.
I'm not drinking enough of it.
Come on, right?
That's good.
It's the...
What's his new non-alcoholic?
What's a shandy?
Shandy?
Yeah, shandy.
Do you know what a shandy is?
I don't know if a shandy is...
Sunset Shandy.
What is the sunset shandy?
The cans look like that.
Okay, it looks like some sort of a
Spike Seltzer type beverage.
Everyone's making drinks these days, man.
You got, you got beero.
You got cold, you got the cold one.
You got Grug.
You got Grooog?
Yeah, Grug.
Grute.
Named after the fucking Mandalorian thing.
They, yeah, and it's frustrating.
You got Jack's films coming out with his new life serum, which that's going to have some lawsuits.
I already know.
Well, I mean, especially if they go down the route as Game Grum's miracle pills.
Yeah, it was, uh, or, or Gerard the completionist's miracle beans.
His magic beans.
Yeah, I remember the Gerard the completionist.
drama with the magic beans that was insane the magic bean drama was insane i mean granted like even though
it was his family who gave him the beans and told them how much the beans like were worth right it's still
it's still on him the double check the beans plant them himself and make sure that you know he's not
selling non-magic beans to people claiming their magic beans because i get it you know his family says
gerard these are magic beans and um you know i i get it i i would trust my family too
but it's before you start, you know,
hawking them to your audience, you know,
he could have taken like a,
just, honestly just a week.
You plant one, see if there's even a tiny sprout.
I recently, I've been growing vegetables.
No beanstocks yet?
No, I'm not growing any beans.
I don't think it's, I want to say,
it's not the time of year for beans.
There's a golden egg, apparently you can get.
There's what?
A golden egg.
If you plant a bean,
what do you mean?
Beanstalk grows,
take it, you climb it like a ladder,
It takes you to the land of giants
Wait
Where there's a giant
Goose that lays golden eggs
And the giants just eat these golden eggs
Like for breakfast
What? Yeah, right?
They don't sell them or anything?
Mm-mm. Wait.
They don't hoard them like a dragonwood gold?
And a goose can lay mini eggs.
Yeah, so the goose just chilling.
So theoretically, I could plant a bean,
Grow a Bean Star.
You and I could climb up it
to the land of giants,
you and I can maybe get a golden egg
or two or three.
It's super easy. Their alarm system?
No way. It's just, you just,
all it is, if you hear
Fifi Fofum, book it out of there.
Just right back down the beanstuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right back down.
Because, like, if the giant tries to climb
down the beanstalk, it's gonna, like, break,
or he's gonna tumble down.
He'll just shake his fist from up in the clots.
But that means that his body will just be on,
on the land it's gonna be hard to move it so
well maybe you and I could
you know look into
some options you know
it could use it make me watch jack the giant
hunter or slayer whatever the fuck that movie was
you remember that
Jack the giant slayer faintly
do we should watch that for Uncle Sleepover I'm sure that would be a great
time honestly we wouldn't be bored out of our minds dude
on Uncle Sleepover we should start watching
like just middle of the road
to action flicks.
Like we should
look up
like movies that are free
on YouTube
it'll be like
here's a Jack
and the Beanstock
movie from
1942
that's free on YouTube
and just go into it
and just watch it
that would be fun
1942 though
might have some
propaganda in there
yeah might have some
like anti-Japanese
well I could think
of another name
they might call it
besides Jack
and the Beanstock
so
I mean it was a different time
anti
you know
the anti
Japanese sentiment was very, very high.
I mean, it was a time where Donald Duck was hiling Hitler.
I mean, he wasn't, it wasn't like, it wasn't pro-Hitler propaganda or pro-Nazi Germany propaganda.
It was actually the opposite.
But Donald Duck did technically, not even technically, he worked for the regime.
Yeah, they, I was about to do an impression of him, and I realized I'm not going to do that on camera.
So I actually went, like, I was reeling it up.
I saw your, yeah, and I stopped.
send that out.
Yeah, right, right, right is like, you know, you're pulling a, like a llama, we're like,
blam-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-m.
I stopped it right at the peak of the pole.
I was like, oh, no, no, no.
That took the keys out of the engagement.
You did the opposite of Elon, where he did it not just once, not just twice.
But chicken soup with rice.
Thrice.
Thrice.
Maybe it was twice.
People don't say the word thrice enough.
Like, it's a nice word.
It's a wonderful word.
It's a great word.
And for some reason, people act like they're too good to be using thrice.
People will say twice, like it's no one's business.
but then thrice, you say thrice, and everyone goes...
They'll go third times the chart, you know, some shit like that.
That's a bit of a mouthful.
It is a mouthful.
And thrice is very easy way.
What about four times?
What is four times?
See, we're simple beings, man.
Because quad, it separates it to where it's almost force, forced to be a two...
But that's the problem, though.
Two-syllable thing.
Is five is quint.
so they would both start with quix you know quice could also mean quintz quince
quince could be like five times onts i don't know six is hex so it could be like
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You know, we took a business day recently to make sure that we gave proper care and attention
to the Sony state of play event that Sony hosted for their PlayStation consoles
and all the games that they were going to release.
Yep.
It was you, me, Luke and Darry.
all sitting there together.
And overall, I think it was...
I know there was nothing there that amped you up, got you psyched.
I enjoyed watching it.
For me, it was just more of like, yeah, I know all these things are coming out.
Okay, so they're still coming out.
Cool.
There was nothing that had you jumping up off the couch going, what?
The God of War game play was sick.
Like, I'm going to play it, of course, when it comes out.
I like the cube.
But I think we'll have better luck.
with the Jeff Con this year
because they have the indie showcase
after the main show.
That's tomorrow.
That is tomorrow.
As I'm recording this
because today it's,
it's like Christmas Day for me.
Today's Thursday, June 4th,
which means tomorrow
is Friday, June 5th.
And that's when JeffCon is.
Anything.
Anything.
I mean, it's already happened
by the time this comes out.
Yeah, by the time this,
yeah, this drops Friday on Patreon.
What was your favorite part of JeffCon this year?
This is next weeks.
So it's been over a week.
Oh shit, never mind.
What was your favorite part of Jeff Con?
We can't even answer, unfortunately.
Yeah, we're speaking to you from the past right now.
Take a guess at what the...
What's going to be unveiled?
Some from Soft game.
I don't know.
About pirates on the high sea.
There's that leak, but they also have dusk bloods that they need to...
Because that's coming out later this year.
I don't know if they'd announce a whole other game
when a Mizaki directed Switch 2 exclusive is set for the horizon.
I'll throw out some...
some potential ideas that I have that maybe could be games, things they announce.
Okay.
It's going to be one game, at least one game, where you can play as a pig or a hog character.
I just have a feeling.
Okay.
Hold on.
Let me, I'm speaking to my, like, inner self.
I see a big eyeball, like a big eye.
I don't know what that means.
Like, never soft.
Like a new Tony Hawk game?
Maybe.
But it's just a,
It's just a big eye.
There's going to be a big eye.
Really, when I shut my eyes, I saw a big eye.
Yeah, that's why I said that.
You're like, okay.
Let me see what I see.
A battery.
A battery?
All right, guys.
Duracell battery.
These are big predictions.
We got a big eye.
Got a big duracell battery and a pig.
Let's see.
Let's see how right we are.
These are some great predictions for the...
Okay.
Do you...
I'm trying to...
like gauge it based off the past two years.
Summer Games Fest,
Jeff Con,
as it should be called,
as it's called for us, at least.
Jeff Keely?
I feel like the past two years,
while the indie showcase
has always been like really fun
and surprising and interesting,
I feel like we've always ended,
at least the past two years,
kind of like on a,
like, oh, that's it.
That's really it.
Even with the game awards.
I feel like ever since E3 has
halted,
there hasn't been like,
this big like, holy shit, this show was insane.
I wasn't expecting any of that.
What the hell?
Because I remember back in the day watching an E3, like, the way that they would
structure the presentations was like, you knew like something big is coming.
And then they would hype it up and then it would happen.
And then it would end and you'd be like, damn, like you'd walk out of there like jazzed.
Because like it was, I mean, you had not only all of the major publishers there, but as well
as like you had like Microsoft like Xbox and Sony and Nintendo as the three big like platform and of course PC gaming.
But I feel like all the main platforms like each had their own showcase, including PC gaming.
But then like I think Ubisoft EA and like a bunch of the other bigger companies had their own press conference.
So it really felt like within the span of a weekend, you were just overloaded with like the next year or two of games that are coming out.
Yeah, you were just glazed with the fucking.
the sweet cream of all of these game companies.
And now, you know, I mean, the last big thing that they kind of,
uh, was the game awards where Jeff was like,
we got a big old surprising announcement for you.
Got a big one coming, guys.
And it was High Guard.
And, you know, as, uh, as fun as some could find the game,
it did not survive.
Jeff was very upset about that.
And I think within two months, it, it, like, shut down the servers.
Damn.
It was like pretty quick.
Damn.
And even Jeff had to announce it.
Well, it didn't have to.
He took it upon himself to shoulder that burden.
After the game company announced it, he went on X and announced it.
It was his cross to bear.
Yeah, exactly.
He's like, you know, I'm responsible for bringing this to the level it was.
So I wonder if they learned their lesson.
And I know what the lesson is, because you'd think that that would be something, like,
to give such a big spot the last trailer, the last showcase for the show, to give, not an indie studio,
but a studio to show this new IP that's not from like a studio that has been known.
I think it's like a branch off of like a bigger studio.
It's like when one of the, some of the people that worked for a bigger studio came together and formed this one.
And it did have a lot of money backing them.
but I don't know what it would have made people happy
because then we go down the track of the last announcement
always being a AAA easy kind of
whoo who which is kind of how I felt about the state of play
or I was like oh it's a god of war it's super safe super I don't know
I as excited as I am for the game super super super fucking safe
yeah well for me with the state of play thing as the final announcement
I was just like, oh, 20 minutes.
All right.
And you're not interested in those types of games, like playing them.
At least, like, I can't remember.
Like, when's the last time you played like a third person story-focused single-player game?
There's a lot you don't know about me, Ryan.
It's been a while.
But.
Yakuza.
So it's like, I could imagine like someone like you who's like not really like one into God of War, like into that style of game.
Yeah, it's just like, oh, the next 20 minutes of my life are going to be this.
And it looked cool.
Like, I'm not, I mean, it had woke.
purple in it, but it did, it did look pretty cool. Did you see that? So you did see the Asman
Gold? Yeah, you, dude, every time I'm laying in, I'll be laying in bed, and it'll be like
2.30 in the morning, and I'll just be like, ah, and I'll see a notification drop down on my phone.
And it'll be like, text from Ryan McGee, and it'll be like, TikTok, Asman clips. And I'm like,
oh, I know I'm in for something good. I know I'm in for something good. He's just like,
regardless of if it's clipped or not, what I don't really don't give a shit.
because he's a piece of shit.
But I mean, like, it's just, like, how he could always just say things that I go, like,
this is so fucking middle school.
Like, this is back to elementary school, middle school of, like, purple's gay.
Purple's gay.
Pink is gay.
Like, now it's like, I'm sorry to say.
And he says it like he's like a.
Like he's breaking the bad news.
Like he's an expert breaking the bad news of a pandemic.
It's like, I'm sorry to say.
But if your game has this purple?
it, it's doomed to fail.
Let's call it woke purple.
It's like a doctor walking in the room to tell a family some really bad news.
Like, you didn't make it.
It's like, you caught woke purple.
Just have to come out and say it.
It's got woke purple.
It's going to be woke slop.
It's woke purple.
Yeah, because it has a, you know, a very common color in the trailer.
A royal color, by the way.
A royal color.
Yeah, a color that used to be associated with royalty.
Also, one of the colors of our, uh,
our arch nemesis school, ours.
Clemson.
Orange and purple.
Oh, oh, yeah, yes.
Yeah, sorry, I thought you might have high school.
Yeah, orange and purple.
That's a gross color combo, I will say.
It's very, it is striking.
Yeah, I mean, they're complete opposites.
That's what the guy said when he's like,
oh, these are going to be our colors.
He went, oh, that's, I mean, they, they clap, like,
they clat, like, yeah, if you, it's,
They're on the opposite side of the color wheel
from each other.
Sure.
Let's go with it, dude.
Like orange and white I could deal with,
but the fact that it's like orange and purple
is kind of...
I feel like, well, I guess just depending on when a college
is like formed, it's like, well, we got to pick two colors
and, you know, this college already has these.
So like the options are really out.
So it's like if we started college,
you'd be like, turquoise and brown.
Because like everyone picked all the good ones.
Sorry Clemson.
I mean, Clemson's been around for a bit.
Clemson is...
Yeah, no, they were a really early school.
They chose those colors.
There was no need for them to choose purple and orange.
Orange, maybe.
Goes good with camo like your hat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're wearing right now.
Sorry, audio looks next.
Or even purple.
Purple's great, but just purple and orange together.
See, they make sense as opposing colors.
Like if one college was purple, the other is orange.
Orange versus purple.
Right, that makes sense.
Like Splatoon, Orange versus the purplish blue they have.
Exactly.
That makes sense.
But it's this clash of ideologies.
Within one, I'm sorry, I can't do it.
Should have been like just...
Well, I guess orange and green is Florida.
Yeah.
That's, I want to say that's the Gators or something.
Orange and blue, I don't know.
Orange and blue is not too much better, but I feel like that's also one.
See, we had garnet and black.
Think of like the pastel orange and pastel blue together, like a sky blue.
That would be great, right?
That would be great.
You know, it's also about the shades.
Like, the orange and purple Clemson does is like on a color.
like picker. It's like definition orange. Yeah, like yeah, the most orange orange you can imagine.
And then the most purple purple you can imagine. No, no like nuance to the shades. It's like a
kid making a PowerPoint for the first time and getting to change the background color and the
font color. And you know how like by default, like you can go into the color picker if you want,
but there's like 12 colors you can choose from. It's like, it's like that purple and that
orange. It's, uh, it's not great. So any Clemsonians that are watching, I'm sorry, but I, I'm
I need you guys to maybe march on down to the dean's office and maybe do a
form of student protest and demand that they change the colors to maybe
orange and white.
Orange and whites because their orange and white uniforms look pretty good.
What about orange and black?
They're tigers.
Yeah.
Well,
right?
Yeah.
That makes sense.
And their tiger doesn't even have purple stripes.
I don't think.
They're mascot.
No.
Orange and black makes sense and it's a cool color combo.
It's a little Halloweeny, but it...
Does their mascot even have purple on it?
No.
He's probably wearing like a...
I don't even think there is a mascot.
I think it's just the paw.
Right?
No, but the tiger, like, they bring out the mascot for the games and stuff brought up.
I don't think there's purple on it.
Maybe a purple shirt or jersey, but.
No, dude, look.
It looks like Tony the Tiger.
It's white.
Throw a clip of this guy.
It's white, black, and orange.
Where's no purple.
Now, I don't even see like a purple jersey.
Not even on the jersey.
No.
Do the football players even have it on the jersey?
Yeah, they do.
They have, because there's, aren't there different uniforms where it's like
uniforms you wear for?
for home games and then uniforms you wear for away games or some shit like that?
Yeah, I think so.
Or I think they do have like an orange and white and then they do have a more orange purple
with white pant type shit.
I don't know.
I don't watch football.
I think, I mean, orange is just one of the hardest colors to pair with anything, I think,
unless it's another warm color.
In that hat.
But, but, you know, with camo, it's, you know, it works with camo almost because it's too
much. It's a like if these colors were just by themselves next to each other, I'm not gonna,
I'm not going for it. But in the context of camo, it stands out because why do hunters wear
orange vests? It stands out in the woods. So they don't kill each other. Yeah, they don't have a little
Dick Cheney moment, shoot a guy in his face and then make him apologize. I'm so sorry. This came,
this really screwed up his life. I'm sorry. I can't believe I was in the way. The way of his buckshot.
I'm so sorry.
It's crazy.
Dick Cheney shot a dude.
And the dude apologized for it.
And the dude apologized for any stress that this was bringing the Cheney family.
I got to rewatch that movie again with Christian Bale, Vice.
It's good.
I saw it once and I enjoyed it.
Besides that one little editing thing where I was like, that was just for like pointless style.
I don't understand it.
It's Adam McKay.
That's what I said at the time.
Who knows?
Maybe on second watch I go, oh, interesting.
I want to say I watched it in the last two.
years and I still really enjoyed it, but it did still, it has those Adam McKay directorial moments where I'm just
like, man, I get what you're trying to do. I really do. And I'm not, I'm not, I'm not shitting
on the man for having his own creative vision because everyone has their own taste and, you know,
what makes something good. So there's a lot of people out there that probably see the little choices
Adam McKay makes and, you know, it's incredible. It's a different flavor of ice cream. It is.
You don't like it.
Some others do.
But I don't know.
It really takes, for me, it's a, it takes what could be a really good movie and it just brings it down a few pegs.
And what I'm talking about specifically is Adam McKay's decision in a very, like, well-shot, serious movie to include as a stylistic choice, like shots, like clips of other things.
So, like, there's a part where I think Dick Cheney is realizing, um, is it's the fishing shit
that happens every now and then?
No, it was, it was the shot of, uh, where he's like realizing the opportunity of kind
of being George's vice, but like running everything.
And it cuts like a 480p clip of like a Jaguar attacking like a, Giselle.
Gazelle, is it Giselle?
Yeah, Giselle.
Okay, Jizel.
It cuts to that and it just fully takes me out of it.
It's like, love Anchorman though.
Yeah, well, that's it.
They don't do that in Anchorman.
No, he doesn't.
And that's a full comedy.
So it's like, or Anchorman too, which Adam McKay did also direct.
I did like what I will say about Vice, the part that I liked that maybe you disagree with.
I did like the fake out with the credits.
Oh, that was fine.
That was, that's like fun style, whatever.
It was funny.
I was talking about the intentionally jarring style.
And he did it a lot in, don't look up.
It'll freeze frame randomly where it's like, did something just glitch?
Yeah, it makes you feel like the TV, like, if you're watching on a DVD, it's like back, dude, the days of watching DVDs and you just get to a scene and it's like, oh, damn it.
Because you know, you can't, there's no, it's like, oh, the disc is fucked.
You could try skipping to the next scene.
You know, on the remote, remember?
You just have to skip the scene
And sometimes it would work
Dude, some of my discs had whole circle scratches on them
Where like I feel like some
Maybe someone moved it while it was going
Where oh and it scratched a like a perfect circle in there
Awful
It's honestly
That was a horrible feeling
Especially when you're like pretty far into a movie
And it starts glitching out
It feels like it was the at the time
The annoyance that buffering is today
It was the same type of annoyance
Where it's like
I'll have like decent internet
I'll have decent
It's all right
Take a deep breath
Take a deep breath
I'll have decent internet
And on Amazon or something
It'll start to like
Play it and like 260 P
Dude Amazon sucks
How?
How like it doesn't take that much
Just 1080p is fine
Like my internet's not chugging
Fuck give it to me in 720
I don't care
Like when it makes everything block
I'm like what is going on?
All the artifacting appears
And I'm like
It's like a major scene that's happening
But then it'll turn crystal clear
for five seconds and then go back to that shit for another minute.
Like the bit rate of the audio drops and...
So stupid.
Dude, and it's crazy too because I also have very good internet.
And, well, okay, I don't even think you need great internet to be able to stream a movie, you know?
No.
It's like, it's not, I don't know, it's not that much, I don't know, maybe the data nerds are going to chew me out.
I feel like it's not that much information to be, like, in 720P, it's not that much information to be streaming over.
It's more for the servers at Netflix than it is for your internet in terms of work.
Yeah.
And especially like I feel like you don't even have to have great internet to stream something at a decent quality.
And you and I have, you know, L.A. has pretty good internet, I think.
Like you can get, like I have Gigabit at my place because that's what is offered.
And I'm like, hell yeah.
And L.A.'s gigabit is pretty much everywhere.
Yeah.
As long as you got something wired in too, like that helps.
But yeah, dude, when the disc starts skipping, it is.
And I remember I pull out the DVD remote.
You press, jump to the next scene.
Sometimes jumps to the next scene, starts, starts doing it again.
Yep.
Taking this one back to the Red Box.
Oh, Red Box.
Still around, by the way.
Is that crazy?
Well, they're very successful because there is still, there is still a, like for the people who don't have,
like Netflix, Hulu, all the streaming services.
Because like all that shit is becoming way more expensive to where a lot of families are now having to choose one streaming platform.
Because beforehand I feel like it was more comfortable for like your middle of the road like family to be able to finance.
Sure, we'll have like Hulu and Netflix and maybe Disney Plus.
Well, back then because it would be like a month of Netflix.
It would be like $6.99.
Yeah.
Now it's like near what, 20 bucks or some shit.
Yeah.
They keep increasing the price.
same with Hulu.
Hulu's like,
which by the way,
you still get ads on
unless you pay for the like
the most expensive one.
Or we can buy the bundle
with Hulu and Disney
owns Hulu.
In Spotify.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah,
I really hate the modern era
of you have to have
a subscription to every service
and every service
independently raises their own prices
one by one
bit by bit until
it's just crazy.
I'm sorry for spitting on you by the way.
Did you?
I didn't see it.
It was like directly at your face.
It didn't hit your face.
It's like a shooting star.
It's kind of good luck.
I didn't make a wish, unfortunately.
If I saw it, I would have.
It's not too late.
Make a wish in your head.
I didn't see it.
So it doesn't count.
Like, if you don't see the wishing star, you can't.
So I go, oh, you miss the wishing star, make a wish.
You're right.
You're right.
I'm waiting for, in the next decade, there to be some service that's like,
sign up for this service, pay this much a month, and we'll bundle all of this for you.
That wouldn't, like, you get like all the streaming services.
I don't know.
It's just like.
sound like with competition capitalism and all that like it just doesn't seem like a feasible way that
companies are going to go about i think they're like i mean look at um they were getting along for a little
bit with uh sony microsoft and pc gaming they were they were doing a lot of cross platform stuff like
like you can play our exclusive games now on a play on on on the pc with PlayStation Microsoft
was bringing all of their stuff because of the Microsoft store on PC but now they're kind of
going back and be like no we're going to do exclusives now so there will be like expanse
box exclusives and Sony exclusives again.
It forces you to buy the console.
And I mean, look at the, I,
price of everything is going up. It's insane.
The fucking PlayStation 5 right now is super expensive.
If they're trying to prepare for the PlayStation 6,
are they expecting people to pay $1,500
for a new fucking console or something?
Yeah, I think that the next generation of consoles,
the norm is going to be over $1,000 bucks.
It's going to be like $1,200 for the pro, and then,
or like maybe $1,000 for the regular.
It's probably going to be $9.99.
and $999.
Yeah.
And then
$12 to $1,500 for the
Pro Max edition or some shit.
So stupid, dude.
You know what I think is insane?
And I was thinking about this last night.
Consuls used to be like $100, $200.
Yeah, that.
And the fact that the base price for a game now
is $70 fucking dollars.
Yeah.
That's a lot of money.
Their goal is, their goal eventually is to get it to $100.
And the crazy thing is,
in like the modern era,
they're kind of taking away that you don't really own anything anymore, you know?
It's like you're getting a digital copy that you don't technically own.
Like, they don't want you to own the media.
Isn't there some sort of problem that businesses run into, or do they see that as this creating demand
because this scares, because people can't afford it as much, there is some sort of like
odd scarcity to it in a way.
But like people can't afford it, they can't afford it.
It feels like companies are going to have to at some point, just because it cost of living
and how expensive everything is getting across the board,
there will have to be price cut packs
to expect people to even buy it
because a lot of people don't need new RAM,
and the prices on that, or the memory is like insane now.
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You don't have that type of money.
If all the people, like, that would put you out.
Yes.
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So there's not even this slight chance
Someone could
Yeah, try to sue me for this one guys
Go ahead
They just do it for fun
Because they're rich and bored
Just smash cut to like
Eight months from now
I'm like leaving my house
And a guy walks up
But he's like
Mr. Watson, you've been served
And it's like a class action lawsuit
Like yeah
400 people came together
So you owe
What like a lot of money
Yeah.
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