supermegashow - Drone Warfare | supermegashow - 071

Episode Date: July 16, 2025

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Starting point is 00:02:39 Good morning, Vietnam. And everyone else, but specifically today, Vietnam. Just you've been on Matt's mind and in his heart and in his stomach. He's been craving some Vietnamese. Yeah. So not technically in my stomach, but wishing. It was, you know, get in my belly, lost in powers. A little bit of that. You wish you could go to just some Vietnamese place, get some to go, but we have to record this podcast.
Starting point is 00:03:01 I haven't eaten in three days. So the best you can do is at least thank them. Yeah, so thank you to the Vietnamese people. Thank you to Charlie. And maybe after the podcast, you and I can go grab some pho. Ooh. You know? Okay. I used to think it was pronounced pho, as I'm sure many people do.
Starting point is 00:03:19 And then I was corrected so rudely by someone. They went, it's pho. I wonder if there's anyone that has done like po or anything like that. Like they think it's pronounced po? Well it does have a P, that's confusing. Yeah. Puh, po.
Starting point is 00:03:33 And then H. Po? Yeah. They might be like, oh the H is silent. Yeah, it is, it's just po. I mean there's words, are there words that start with P-H that aren't pronounced fu, they're pronounced puh still?
Starting point is 00:03:47 Like, puh. Not that I can think of. Not that I can think of it. But, no. Mm-mm. None can, unless Luke can think of one and put it right here. Here it is.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Without using Google, Luke. Just your brain. Or ask, or bing. Or Jeeves. Don't ask Jeeves. Yeah, they split, and ask and Jeeves. I don't ask Jeeves. Yeah, they split and Ask and Jeeves. Yeah, they're separate entities now. There was a whole fucking lawsuit. Why didn't they just change it to Jeeves instead of Ask?
Starting point is 00:04:12 I mean, I guess in their mind they're like, well, it's a search engine. Ask makes more sense than Jeeves. They fucking fired Jeeves from his role, which was ridiculous. I think they should have stuck with Jeeves. They should have, if they're gonna shorten it, it should have been Jeeves.com instead of ask.com. I agree. Like I went on there recently, I made an edit with ask.com in there. It's like fucking Sean Parker going,
Starting point is 00:04:38 and my little word of advice, drop the Jeeves, just ask. Yeah, that's bullshit. He should have said drop the ask. Just Jeeves. Should have been. Should have would have could have though. We don't live in that universe. We live in this one. I would love a social network movie that's about Ask Jeeves. They are making a sequel. Apparently, yeah, with Aaron Sorkin is writing and directing. So no Fincher. No David Fincher. Well, you know, but still the writing will be epic. Yeah, I have faith in Aaron S Fincher. Well, you know, but still though the writing will be
Starting point is 00:05:11 Epic. Yeah, I have faith in Aaron Sorkin. I don't know is Jesse Eisenberg gonna it's on shit. They're not Hasn't been announced and they're it said they're uncertain if he will return well with the charges With what I read on TMZ more like Jesse Heisenberg Yeah, that's you know gonna maybe make some some problems for the sequel. You know he could be in the next Fat Albert movie instead of Mush Mouth. He could be Meth Mouth. Mush Mouth was black. It's a re-envisioning, just go to the beginning credits. So the FBI ransacked Brad Pitt's home. They did? No, it was Berkler's.
Starting point is 00:06:02 Oh, well that's yeah. But we had to use those photos and be like, what's Brad Pitt been doing? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Just a, you know, I don't like when people speak ill on Daddy Braddy, you know? Daddy Braddy? Yeah. Or Marky Mark. And the Funky Bunch? Definitely not the Funky Bunch, much less Marky Mark. The Funky Bunch were all executed via gunshot they were did you hear about that mm-hmm yeah this was like 2002 they were all killed in Guatemala was the reason it was by a firing squad something of it was some political motivated violence
Starting point is 00:06:43 you know they were protesting. Well, I don't know what they were doing in Guatemala, but I guess the government didn't take kindly to whatever they were doing, so. But Mark's still here. Mark, yeah, no, he didn't go to Guatemala with him. There was a split similar to Jeeves, you know, and Ask. Or Eminem and the Funky Bunch.
Starting point is 00:07:00 Cause it was originally. It short lived. Well, sorry, Marshall Mathers and the Funky Bunch. Pfft. Marshall Mathers in the funky bunch Marshall Mathers in the funky monkeys That'd be so sick man Was there who who the fuck was the funky bunch like I feel like they're they're a commonly forgotten, uh part of hip-hop history, right
Starting point is 00:07:25 Everyone remembers Marky Mark And you know some people, you know, they know the name the Funky Bunch, but who the fuck who were the fucking Funky Bunch? Well, I just looked up who were the Funky Bunch and it just goes it's a collage. Okay After you disbanded Mark and he's yeah, I don't know. I'm looking for members. Wait, were they even real? What if they didn't even exist? What if it was just like Mark? Mark and he just created this fictional... Oh no, it was uh, uh, Mark Wahlberg. Uh huh.
Starting point is 00:07:58 Hector... Zeroni? Barros. Barros. B-A-R-R-O-S. That sounds very familiar. Hold on. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:08:07 Anthony Thomas, DJ Newmark, and Terry Yancy. Terry Yancy? Dude, Hector... Oh dude, they look fucking awesome! Wait. You know who Hector Baros is? What? Oh, sorry sorry in my head in my head I saw cuz it goes for remember and it shows like 1993 it all like all like
Starting point is 00:08:35 three of the members have like 1993 in like their name on Google or whatever so maybe did they all three die they all three die like on the in the same year? But no that was just they're a former member. Yeah. I mean apparently- It looks like a memorial. Apparently Mark and DJ Newmark are- I love how there's Mark and then Newmark. Yeah we got Mark but we got Newmark so- Okay why does it do this dude? Hector Hector Barrows it shows a picture of Anthony and
Starting point is 00:09:04 Anderson so I thought that it was fucking the guy from Kangaroo Jack. Okay, why does it do this dude? Hector Hector Barros it shows a picture of Anthony and Anderson So I thought that it was fucking the guy from kangaroo Jack. I got it. That's why I said, you know Hector Barros, but Dude Hector Barros only has eight hundred seventy six followers on Instagram The official Hector Barros from the funky bunch what yeah Looks like mark really just cut and ran. Yeah, dude, Mark could have just thrown him a fucking bone, right? What the fuck? That's bullshit. He was the lone survivor. Yeah, and he has a huge cock You've seen Boogie Nights? I have seen Boogie Nights. It's a fantastic ending to a movie It's like it's literally I feel like a movie we could have written with the way it ends in my head
Starting point is 00:09:47 at first I pictured the Ending of Magnolia instead and I was like that I was like no that that didn't happen in with the frogs Yeah, yeah, I'm like that didn't happen In bookie night. He pulls his cock out and starts raining frogs. Actually, it's pretty he summons it Magnolia's good movies though in their own movies, you know, I we do we both recommend giving those a watch I still haven't seen a movie just be a movie I guess of that era that I haven't Seen or at least maybe of the same genre. It's the Was it eyes wide shut great movie? I haven't seen that and that's Kubrick's you recommend that to me
Starting point is 00:10:23 Yeah great movie. I haven't seen that and that's Kubrick's last one. You recommended that to me. Yeah, you know that the thing that makes that movie so interesting too is the fact that it was Kubrick's last movie and he died right after he finished it right before the movie came out and the movie's about the Illuminati. And he's telling people that he filmed the moon landing apparently within this movie. Well I mean if anyone would know about the Illuminati in Hollywood, Stanley Kubrick would know right? So it's almost like he was using this movie as a way to illuminate that. That was an unintentional pun, illuminate, Illuminati. It's just how my brain works, you know?
Starting point is 00:11:08 Hey, I love the way your brain works. But it is very suspicious that he died right after making it. Never got to see the release of it. And it's a great movie. It just kind of sucks because Tom Cruise, great actor, but him, of all the celebrities that would be in the Illuminati in real life, Tom Cruise is like, I mean he pretty much, Scientology is... He would be like the prince of the Illuminati. Yeah. And he would like be drinking children's blood. I mean he's essentially the prince of Scientology. Yeah, 100%. So, kind of like the younger prince. You know, the one where it's like,
Starting point is 00:11:47 we're gonna give him all these accolades and medals. And one day he'll be king. He's doing well. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. People love him. The people love the prince. They love seeing the prince when we show the prince off. When we go to our balcony and show off the prince,
Starting point is 00:12:04 oh, the kingdom is in astonishment, amusement, and they're applauding very loudly. Oh yes, oh yes. So that's the only thing that I guess kind of takes me out of that movie slightly is just knowing that Tom Cruise is the farthest thing from someone that would not be involved with the Illuminati. Yeah. Do you believe in the Illuminati?
Starting point is 00:12:31 Not unlike I think we organization really and I don't know I feel like You know, they're there secrets that we don't know and like different agencies blah blah blah but I don't think there's this like collective of like a group of People from every region that have power in every walk of life. Where they meet up together and try to plan how the world order will move forward. It's like, no, we're all like, you could say like that's the distraction, but I still think we're all just kind of like apes slinging mud at each other at the end of the day. You know what I mean? Like we're just kind of, we're not at the end of the day. You know what I mean? Like we're just kind of, we're not, we're not at the point of being able to get to that point of like, I kind of lost my train of thought.
Starting point is 00:13:21 That's the Illuminati. They just scrambled your thoughts. I was hoping that my podcast partner would help me out, but. No, I was listening to your thought. Why are you blaming me? No, it's fine. I'm just like. That's the Illuminati fucking using a satellite to scramble your thoughts.
Starting point is 00:13:38 I don't think that humans in general from all this different walks of life can really come together and formulate a plan because we're still just run by these fucking animalistic walks life can really like come together like and formulate a plan because like we're still just like run by these fucking animalistic yeah like priorities in our brain we don't have this we don't have this vision for ten years out we we're still all about the now you know what I mean I'm also the power now the people that would be running the quote-unquote Illuminati would be so
Starting point is 00:14:03 like inherently greedy I think because they would be running the quote-unquote Illuminati would be so like inherently greedy I think because they would be so you know powerful billionaire type people that they they don't play well with others and um I think that uh holy shit happened to me too. Train of thought just poof. The fuck just out just out of just out of well we did smoke crack before crack usually sharpens me between the ears Oh, yeah, it wasn't crack that this time. Well. Are you fucking kidding me? I? Think the Illuminati exists in the sense of I think it's literally just granite Wow Where did you get granite some guy just gave me some quartz or granite or something? I don't know
Starting point is 00:14:43 I don't even know what it was. I don't even think it's, yeah, I mean, it just, it didn't burn, like, I mean, you saw it. It just kinda like didn't do anything. It did nothing. I think it really just truly was like a rock. I think the smoke we were in, I think it was like the dirt that was on the outside burning off.
Starting point is 00:14:57 Like the, yeah, the grass and the dirt. Okay, well. But I think the Illuminati doesn't exist as like, we're the Illuminati, incorporated. I like in like we're the Illuminati incorporated. I think it's more so there's like obviously there's like super powerful billionaires that are behind the scenes that are buddy buddies with each other. And they pull strings. You scratch my back I'll scratch yours.
Starting point is 00:15:19 Isn't it great to be rich? But like in terms of like yeah world order order, planning, planning the future and like everything's going according to plan. You can't get all those countries to work together. That's like, that's why the bleep that word Luke, because the algorithm will not like it but- Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:38 But the viral thing that happened a few years ago, it's like the conspiracy is like, you really think that many people can keep a perfect secret and work together to pull that off? No. Well I mean there are secrets that are hidden. Yeah oh yeah. From the government so like secrets can be on lock and key but like you know we're talking about more than just like one organization kind of like, you know, the the pool they step into. We're talking about like, as I said, we're talking like, the Illuminati my vision of it is like, right, like movie stars and politicians and, and, and like the top echelon of people are somehow also all smart
Starting point is 00:16:23 enough. All these rich people that are lazy and just hoard money They're also smart enough to collectively like uptick on their meetings and like plan things out. No, I got an Illuminati. Yeah It's like no there and also also Not one person whistle blows it like of of of all the people in fucking Hollywood You know how narcissistic people are I could so see if it was real one, one celebrity going Will Smith didn't even get invited to the Illuminati parties Will Smith sitting at home, wait, they said that was all bullshit well after he slapped Chris Rock they said we can't have him at the Illuminati parties anymore
Starting point is 00:17:01 that is unacceptable we don't tolerate violence absolutely not would you join the Illuminati parties anymore. That is unacceptable. We don't tolerate violence. Absolutely not. Would you join the Illuminati if they they asked you? I feel like if the Illuminati is asking you to join you don't have a choice. You know? If it's the Illuminati. Yeah. They're not like, you want to join? No. Alright. Alright. No, no worries. Just don't say anything please. We're trying to keep this on the down low. You could just, right? Shh. DL. Just keep it on the DL. I would join. They need more YouTubers.
Starting point is 00:17:33 You know like how MatPat is going to DC to be a lobbyist for content creators? That's great and all. That is true. I did see a headline somewhere where it was like him in a suit. And I think he like put out a video or something, right? Where he was explaining. The headline said, is he just like, right, he's a lobbyist and he's like, I know people hate lobbyists,
Starting point is 00:17:53 but unfortunately this is the only way to get things done. I'm thinking of the gamers. Yeah, we need some gamer representation in Congress. He's the modern day Jeff Keighley. Psych, no one can take Jeff Keighley's place. Referring to someone that's still alive and very, very... Whoa, Jeff Keighley's past his prime. He's up there, haggard on stage, drunk out of his mind, slurring his words. A little bit of spittle and spit up all over his shirt. Oh my God, what's this next thing that's playing?
Starting point is 00:18:22 Oh my god, what's this next thing that's that's playing? Another quadruple a game Like just really flubbing it like just stumbling over himself untucked like shirt with a suit like a drink in his hands like oh I'm not supposed to bring these on stage Fucking mismatch of the mic going to like a silent auditorium I would absolutely love that they try to play music over them oh I love this song Jeff if you're listening on you know we don't mean it actually you know I love Jeff I we love Jeff you know the the the first time I laid eyes on Jeff was when I was a young boy. Nevermind, let me fast forward, I'm kidding.
Starting point is 00:19:07 But I was a young boy. He was on Fox News defending video games against people going, video games make people violent. Video games are the problem. Still the stupidest fucking argument. It's still a thing. We'll just wait till GTA 6 arrives. We're gonna see an uptick in violence. Our youth are gonna be committing violent acts like never before. This is what guns do? You know? I
Starting point is 00:19:33 gotta go out and get one. I mean, granted like people are insane and people are psychopathic, so you know, an insane person will be, will find inspiration in anything, you know what I mean? It's hard to like, you can't like blame like the video game or the movie. Yeah, a violent person might be more attracted to violent video games, but violent video games are not making people violent. Like, they're fun. They are fun. You know, a kid is not going gonna play fucking Call of Duty and then, oh wait, maybe that's actually
Starting point is 00:20:10 what the Illuminati wants us to think. What if they're developing these games to make our youth violent? Call of Duty to me seems more just like this weird kind of, like marketing thing from the army or something. So Psy-Op? Yeah. Kids who want to join the military. Isn't it fun?
Starting point is 00:20:28 Don't you want to do this? Although, I will say a lot of Call of Duty's show like acts of like horrific terrorism, so. Yeah. They don't, I will say Call of Duty does, it's weird because they'll do that, but the game's still like, we gotta use our jet packs to jump across this canyon.
Starting point is 00:20:46 You know? Our robot dogs need oil! You know, shit like that. Like. That's why we gotta invade the Middle East. True. Get some more oil. Dude, when are we gonna see those horrifying images
Starting point is 00:20:57 of like robot drone dogs just running into places and. Exploding? Yeah. I mean they they they did that didn't they with the didn't like the uh there was a sniper right is that what they use wasn't there a sniper those dog things or was it just like like those Wally machines it was it was I don't know if it had legs or if it was wheels probably wheels but I just imagine like a silent room, all of a sudden like, eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh
Starting point is 00:21:26 Just like slowly is in the room, just Pfft! That's what happened though, this guy, this guy was like He was like a Hold up somewhere with his fucking rifle Like, and then all of a sudden this little robot Just fffffffffffffffffffffffff sometimes you know or no I will say that's no fair I will say that that might have been a well-earned kill streak that that person earned to use the robot. Oh that's true that's true this government agent. Government duty multibillionaires bringing it full circle. Yeah yeah this like this guy could have been um
Starting point is 00:21:59 you know a CIA agent and he's gotten several successful kills in a row and it's like alright he's unlocked it boom he can use the the WALL-E once the WALL-E it walks in and goes WALL-E and then explodes and blows the guy's face off I'm blue double D double D double D double D double D Was there his last words? No it plays that song while going in there BOO BOO DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN That would scare the fuck out of me honestly Like if that robot came in and started playing that song I would be confused
Starting point is 00:22:31 And I would be scared because I'd be like It's about to blow up, but why is it playing this song? The last thing I'm ever gonna hear. Did you know like I just picture like the awful shit more like you know like People are drones are huge and stuff. Now, people can play music and shit off of them probably at some point. So I'm just picturing people in war, right, before dropping a bomb on someone
Starting point is 00:22:55 or riddling someone with drone bullets, like playing a Vine Boom sound effect. Goof! Right when they drop the bomb. Yeah, just like, daze nuts. Just like, it blows up a village and it's flying over the horizon and you can just hear Daze nuts. Boom.
Starting point is 00:23:14 Boom. Dude. The fucking, like, the fucking, like, I don't know. That is our society put in like a comic book, you know what I mean? It's just us heightened up a little bit. It's like a fucking like dude in the Middle East like hold up in a building like you know with his with his fellow freedom fighters and then you just hear in the distance just What's 9x10?
Starting point is 00:23:41 What? 21? Ooh, wait a minute, Mr. Postman Hahaha! What? Pfft! 21! Haha! Ooh, wait a minute Mr. Postman. Ahhhhh! Hahaha! It's the sound of the fire! Damn Daniel! We might be onto something here.
Starting point is 00:24:00 We're cooking today dude, we're cooking. I'm laughing like... This like the fucking... We're not far off from this being like a thing that just happened. They can totally do it. It's so easy. I don't know, dude. I don't know. I mean it would blow the cover of the drones because the thing about those reaper drones is they're... Oh, not the reaper drones. Sorry. Yeah, yeah. The reaper drone. Not the little ones,, but the Reaper ones, which are the ones that look like the,
Starting point is 00:24:27 like the one in Interstellar. Okay. And the cornfield. The Reaper drones, the big gray ones, those things are like silent and they, maybe they're not silent, but they, they're covert essentially. So if they were blasting out like,
Starting point is 00:24:45 Dan, Dan-ya, you know, give away their cover. But maybe that's part of it, it's like an intimidation thing. It's like, yeah, we don't give a fuck. I think a part of it, like, I mean, think of the fear distilling in your heart, all of a sudden you just hear above you that can just drop a Yeah, yes, it's it's horrifying in the Russia-Ukraine war they use those a lot They're like the drones not the Reaper ones
Starting point is 00:25:15 but like the little like drones that they put like Bombs on and then they can remote control drop it It has a camera so they'll like fly them around and find targets and then like drop the bomb I saw an edit of those to Freddie dread music that like Someone it's so so we are living in that reality No, it was it was actually made by someone like a soldier in the war I don't remember which side but it was a compilation of their kills and it was just they put Freddie dread over it And it was like on ironic and I was like, this is surreal. Freddie Dredd probably asked if you use my track
Starting point is 00:25:48 please I could really use the promotion. Oh Fredward. Fredward fucking Dreddward he's in Europe right now touring. Figglehorn? Mm-hmm. What's he doing? He's doing first. He's doing like his routine his Fred routine classic it's it's There's a menstrual show aspect he's added which I think is he's testing it in Europe before he brings it back to America So we'll see I don't know he pitched it to me. I told him I didn't think it was a good idea, but Actually, let's go to let's go to commercial break. I'll actually show you the the video. He sent me of it Home at you remember back in the day when we were as a business so unorganized and we didn't have a place to sell our Exceptionally made merchandise. Yeah, Ryan. I remember it was an absolute nightmare
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Starting point is 00:27:58 Shopify.com slash super. That's Shopify.com slash super. Again, Shopify.com slash super. Goify.com slash super go and have some fun Welcome back you're watching super mega So i'm gonna be showing you fred fickle horn's uh menstrual show all right So I'm gonna be showing you Fred Ficklehorn's minstrel show. Alright. And then that, yeah. That's the-
Starting point is 00:28:31 Is that just you showing him what the idea would look like? Well, yeah. He was asking if I, you know, had any like reference for how minstrel shows were. I love the way you turned that back around on me. You're like, you made me in blackface. I love that, that's very clever, very clever. Ah, touche. With one stone.
Starting point is 00:28:55 It's like the perfect, it's the perfect moment for a touche. Touche. Touche, Ryan McGee, touche. Touche is a crazy word, and you know what else is a crazy word? Dale Watson It means to pleasure immensely To pleasure who? Immensely. Just a man or a woman? Just to pleasure immensely It's the act of giving immense pleasure to something
Starting point is 00:29:24 Okay, so like if you did heroin you could could be Dale Watson in yeah, you know yeah exactly Oh, man, I'm feeling Dale Watson right now fuck I'm daled out of my mind right now Bro, I had two beers, and I was daled out of my fucking mind. Did you let him Dale in your mouth a little bit? Did you let him Dale in your mouth? A little bit. Dude, so... All of a sudden your dad just becomes like Alright! That's it Matt! I'm suing you!
Starting point is 00:29:50 Now my name's just synonymous with just anything now. What with a man ejaculating in your mouth? That's... or doing heroin? I thought I meant something to you son. I came to your show and everyone was... Sorry, the ball... the basketball's moving on its own.
Starting point is 00:30:06 Oh, I thought you were pointing at the audio. No, the audio looks fantastic. And my dad did come to our live show in Charleston. And he brought his cousin. And he left. Did he walk out at one point? No. He stood up though.
Starting point is 00:30:20 I made a joke, I said I was about to perform the song about having sex with him. And I saw him in the back just go stood up out of his seat I Excited I mixed up there was just people who were because we've told the story before we were just doing a live show but it was also like there was like an Active bar going on at the same time like people go in and like from the street and just get drinks and sit down and Like people would go in and like from the street and just get drinks and sit down and
Starting point is 00:30:47 Two of those people walked out during the show Yeah, it was like an older couple they walked in and they sat down like to watch the show because I guess they were probably just Because we started heckling them. Yeah. Yeah, we that was rude of us to be honest. Okay, everyone watch this couple right here cute couple You guys saw Cute couple, huh? Pfft. Woo-hoo! Oh, you guys suck. Ha ha ha ha! Ah, poop and balls, ha! Let's go, let's go. Everyone, let's get a poop and balls chant. Let's go, honey, let's go.
Starting point is 00:31:15 Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! And the best part is they paid $15 each to get in here. No refunds, bitch. Yeah, they came in for about five minutes and they sat down and they watched the show and I think they very quickly, they were like, all right, yeah, hmm.
Starting point is 00:31:31 I feel like it was maybe, it was like a, maybe some tourists in Charleston that were here on vacation, walking downtown, and they're like, baby, a comedy show. Yeah, I could use a good laugh, let's go. They pay for the tickets, they come in and they sit down. Like, I've never could use a good laugh. Let's go. They pay for the tickets They come in and they sit down like I've never heard of these guys super mega This is gonna be great. Sit down and is immediately just like and then I farted on my dick Oh my goodness. Okay, and uh poop and balls and like I let's go. Let's get out of here
Starting point is 00:32:01 However, what's crazier than that is this week's word of the week? That's right. You guys thought we weren't gonna fucking do it? We only, and we didn't technically miss it because it was a, it was the annual, it was a Don't Learn a New Word Week. Like, it was just like everyone. We couldn't do it. Yeah. So we wanted to, we were very frustrated. It was just out of the question. Yeah. It just simply was unable to be done. So this week, Ryan, I've got a pretty crazy one for you.
Starting point is 00:32:34 Are you ready for this? This one has German origin, but used in English. All right, it's pronounced, sorry, I was looking at the pronunciation, it's very different from how I thought it would be. I could not really begin to pronounce the last word I selected. I don't even know what the fuck. I can't even think back to it now. I just remember it was long and scary.
Starting point is 00:33:01 Speaking of Dale. Oh that's not long. It's scary though. It's got this condition where the foreskin won't retract. Um... Fucking hell. The word of the week is... ZUGSWAIN.
Starting point is 00:33:15 ZUGSWAIN. Z-U-G-Z-W-A-N-G. And did you press the pronounce button? Well, I have it typed out on how it's pronounced. And it says, ZUKZWANG. ZUKZWANG. ZUKZWANG. Because it's German.
Starting point is 00:33:34 ZVUKZWANG. ZVUKZWANG. Yeah, apparently. And it means a situation in which any decision or move will worsen one's position. Because it's a thing from chess. Caught in social ZUKZWANGong he realized no response would make things better. What's the uh what's the chess man's name? Magnus Carlsen is his name I just remembered it he's like the grandmaster you've seen yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he recently there was a
Starting point is 00:34:01 viral moment where he slammed his fist down. On the table with the chess? At the end of a game, and the pieces went, and then he went, and then collected himself slightly, then went to shake the hand in respect to the other player, I believe. Did he lose or win? I think he lost.
Starting point is 00:34:15 He definitely lost if he slammed his, fuck, I lost, I won by only a second, because I think it's like speed chess. Oh wow. And apparently, from what I've read, Magnus, Magnum, Magnum, I don't know. Magnus Carlson. Magnum, Magnum Carlson.
Starting point is 00:34:31 Isn't, he's still amazing, but his chess game, his speed chess game isn't as good as his regular chess game. So he has to really sit and think about his moves. So speed is not his forte apparently I mean, he's still a fucking grandmaster, but your grandmaster Sounds like something like a racist like at a clan. Yeah, yeah, because what are they called Grand Wizards? I think Grand Dragons much cooler name. Yeah, that is cool How come they have to take cool names like the Grand Dragon and the Grand Wiz?
Starting point is 00:35:05 I mean, because they're white people, dude. We can take it back. Yeah, we're taking it back. Welcome to the podcast. It's a D&D show called The Grand Wizard Dragons. That's right, and we're taking it back. Maybe we should focus group that one first before we release it.
Starting point is 00:35:23 We're going public with the... I just think you guys should lose the costumes, we release it. We're going public with it, yeah. I just think you guys should lose the costumes, the robes. We're mages. Yes, of course we're gonna wear those. I mean, they wear these same things. The fire mages in Elden Ring wear these. Kind of, they look similar. This focus group sucks.
Starting point is 00:35:39 They don't know what they're talking about. What you searching for? Zugzwang, it's a noun. Okay, yeah, and well, on Merriam-Webster, the definition is a little bit different. It says, the necessity of moving in chess when it is to one's disadvantage. The necessity.
Starting point is 00:35:57 So basically it's like I have to move and no matter what I do, it's gonna fucking hurt me. This sucks and I don't wanna do this, but I have to Yeah, so That's that word took swong one more time It's Cuz I'm trying to get it down. Let me pull up a YouTube video because it's Vance
Starting point is 00:36:19 took is wrong wrong Toots fong suits wrong. I want to hear someone pronounce it. It's like Zuggzwang. And I want to mimic their pronunciation. Zuggzwang is the way I want to say it. Zuggzwang. Zuggzwang. Oh, it's a bunch of chess videos. Sounds like Simlish. Zuggzwangalore. Zuggzwangin. A lot of videos on what a Zuggzwang is in chess. So there's a lot of chess picture here. Pronunciation. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:49 How to pronounce Zuggzwang. Okay, here we go. Pronunciation Academy. It's a nice jingle. Zuggzwang. Zuggzwang. Zuggzwang. Zuggzwang.
Starting point is 00:36:59 And then. Is it Eng, Ong? Which one, sorry? Well, if it's German it's wrong Suits wrongs wrong suits wrong. Let's get a let's get a few more opinions Welcome to how to pronounce. Thank you in today's video We'll be focusing on a new word that you might find challenging or intriguing. I look forward to it So without further ado, let's dive into today's word. Let's do it further ado let's dive into today's word let's do it so it's not me let's dive into a situation in chess where a player is forced to make a move
Starting point is 00:37:30 that will weaken their position let's say it all together so it's fun so successful time so it's fun so it's fun it sounds like Mike because it sounds like the suit and then the X are two separate things but when I'm doing it just goes suks. What's the suks? Zook-svong. Zook-svong. Okay, yeah because it's like a TS sound like tsuk-svong.
Starting point is 00:37:57 And then tsvong. Tsuk-svong. Like TS. Oh my lord. Tsuk-svong. But it's a great word and y'all have time to put it into your everyday use this week. And? And you have only us to thank for it.
Starting point is 00:38:09 Let's just, just to be safe. Let's get one final. Of course. And this is for y'all. Mostly for us though, I imagine. You are looking at Julian's pronunciation guide where we look at how to pronounce better. How to pronounce better. Better. Like this other curious word. I don't know if I trust him on pronunciation but. He sounds French. guide where we look at how to pronounce better. Some of the most mispronounced words in the world.
Starting point is 00:38:25 Like this other curious word, but... I don't know if I trust him on pronunciation, but... He sounds French. ...what you're looking for today. Let's learn how to pronounce this word, a German word, that chess players are probably familiar with, but how do you pronounce it? It's a situation in chess where a player is forced to make a move that will weaken their position yeah we know look at the German pronunciation first which is gonna be the most correct Zuck's phone sucks like soon like tsunami sucks. Fong sucks the bomb suits sucks Fong. Yeah, that's uh
Starting point is 00:39:09 That's a fun word of the week though you like it, yep, and Honestly, it sounds like every move I'd make in chess would be a suits Svob suit Svob honestly, man Trying to pronounce this word is a suit Svob is a zuch zwang. Is a moving chess. Or is like. Yeah. Because I'm just not going to be able to. I have to, I have to pronounce the word, but it's going to be in my disadvantage because I'm not
Starting point is 00:39:36 going to be able to do it correctly. So everyone in the comments, I don't care if you're watching this in 2045. Or 2046. I just don't want there to be a cutoff. And that means... True. Also years after that as well. Yes. I will say skip 2048 though, please. Don't comment if it's that year. It's just a bad year. I'm serious, don't. Seriously, don't. I don't want to get a notification on my phone in 2048. It's like I'm fucking in my 50s. I said a reminder! And it's like, oh my god, some fucking smart ass decided to do that.
Starting point is 00:40:08 Set a reminder, who's this creep? This obsessive freak who decided to do this. Sucks, Vong, what the fuck? But it's a great word. Luke, just for, you know, in case people are unfamiliar with our Word of the Week segment, show up to date all the words of the week.
Starting point is 00:40:27 So everyone is all up to date on their vocabulary and everyone knows, you know, so no one feels left behind. Exactly. So it's like, oh, if I missed it, you can study now. No Meghead left behind. That's right. It's a new program we're starting and trying to get some funding. It's been tough But Matt pat luckily is see lobbying for us lobbying for us. He's also lobbying for
Starting point is 00:40:54 Philip Morris, what is he lobbying? Like what like when he talked about like games politics? Like what is it? I guess the content creators finally have a voice in Washington. I don't know what that means I guess that content creators finally have a voice in Washington. I don't know what that means. Uh, Tim Poole's already there. We know that. Yeah. Tim Poole is at the fucking white house press briefings getting to ask questions. Um, but dude, he looks like such a fucking jackass sitting there and his fucking beanie in the white house. Just like, um, dad, do you,
Starting point is 00:41:22 so do you think podcasts are goaded? Well, if it looks like a jackass and sounds like a jackass, odds are it's a duck. ["Hip Hop Song"] ["Hip Hop Song"] I said a hip hop, a hippie to the hip that don't stop the rock into the bang bang boogie and the boogie boogie the bee something like that. Cut like half the stuff out. But you cut it, you cut the stuff out in like different places.
Starting point is 00:41:58 But I cut it out in a way where it still works, you know? You shortened it like in movie trailers how they they'll take a song and they'll shorten it to make it work. A premiere has a new feature now where you can take a song and it will automatically cut and remix it to work at whatever length you want it to. What? Yeah, so if you have a 22 second clip
Starting point is 00:42:22 and your song is 35 seconds, it can cut and remix the song so it's just the right length. What scale does that work? I don't know. It would be funny to mess with and do a short thing and then extend it really long so it just turns into this weird garbled, operatic blur of noise. Yeah, I'm assuming it would just cut a chunk and start just looping it. But I don't know. But that could be used in sound design in like an interesting way, I'm sure. Oh, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:42:51 And absolutely. I think it's a cool feature, like if it works well. But if it's anything like Premiere's generative extend feature, how you can extend a clip with AI and add more that's not there, it absolutely is terrifying. We showed it on one episode. Yeah. Luke, can you actually show that, one of those clips real quick? You turning into like a child.
Starting point is 00:43:19 I can't even remember what episode that's from. It's terrifying, it's very terrifying. But I do wanna mess around with that feature, the music one. When I was doing the Basketball Brothers, which by the way, there's a new sketch on the channel. It's animated sketch. This is coming out like two weeks from now-ish, right?
Starting point is 00:43:39 That's true. Or two to three. Cause this is 71. Oh you heard Watson yeah I heard um but go watch basketball brothers it's like a two minute sketch it's a new style we're doing of animated sketches where it's like a Gameboy Advance cut scene and we had a lot of fun making it and we want to make more but I discovered the feature when I was doing that and I didn't use it but you can also like stretch, like change the tempo and stuff so we'll see how it sounds. Premiere added a whole bunch of features, the different like
Starting point is 00:44:17 the essential sound panel, have you messed with that? Where you can like tweak dialogue with different like presets and stuff? No, I just I still yeah all the only thing I do with audio is putting sound effects in using the audio tracks and shit, like the audio mixer. Which is a life saver. The track mixer? For anyone who's started out in editing, don't make the mistake that like I made for years. Sam.
Starting point is 00:44:46 Just kind of put like effects onto the audio clip itself, like in the timeline. Cause then you end up blading it and you need to change it around sometimes or whatever. Change it in the future, then you have to go and copy and paste. For all of them. For all of them or maybe only every other one
Starting point is 00:45:03 in certain cases of editing. It's, yeah. So use that audio track mixer. You get all the love and you can do all the effects you gosh darn please. You just, it teaches you to be more organized in your timeline as well. Yeah that's a huge thing too. It applies the audio effect to the whole track not just the clip. So you have sound effects, music, dialogue. That's how we do it now. Because our timelines used to be all over the place.
Starting point is 00:45:28 If you looked at our premiere timeline, the sound effects and dialogue and music would be all up and down all over the place. And now, usually when we do a sketch, it'll be like one track for your audio, one track for my audio. It'll be like nine to sometimes like ten whatever tracks because there are like certain you know you're mixing like four to five different sound effect tracks that I have music on that we're both talking you know there's a lot of a reverb track because a specific reverb track yeah, you put me on to which I always do if there's one even if it's just one reverb sound effect it just
Starting point is 00:46:03 keeps that Echo going because yeah, just keeps that echo going. Because if you just put the echo on the clip, it'll just, it cuts it. At the end of the clip, the reverb just dead cuts off. So this, if you make a new audio track with reverb as the effect on it, and you put the sound effect there,
Starting point is 00:46:18 it'll play the whole reverb. You'll get the whole audio tail. So, again, beginner tips for those who are getting into editing and stuff. Beginner tips I learned after like 10 years of editing. And honestly dude, having your project, like having the bins organized and having your timeline organized
Starting point is 00:46:36 is such a fucking awesome lifesaver. I used to be very messy and now I'm like, I try to be super tedious. Usually towards the end of a big project it falls apart where it's like, the first like 50 to 75% of a big project I have things so organized and then the last 25% where I'm trying to really get it done it just falls apart. But organization rules.
Starting point is 00:47:01 It does. Organization is a positive thing. People think what, organization? Organization is a positive thing. You know people think what? Organization? That's a good thing? Believe it or not it is. Surprisingly so. It's pretty epic. I was gonna say it kind of reminds me when we were we were talking about like something specific with editing before the Prowl. What was it? There's something like specific about the audio tracks. Before we-
Starting point is 00:47:27 Track mixer? I'm trying to- Oh, the generative remix feature? I'm trying, I, ah. I was gonna link it to something, cause I can't, it reminded me of something and I had some like, fucking whatever. I can't remember what it was,
Starting point is 00:47:40 I was trying to pick it back up. When were you thinking of it? It was like after that. It was literally near the most recent stuff we were talking about. Talking about organization, talking about the bins being organized, and talking about the timeline being organized.
Starting point is 00:47:56 Here's what we're gonna do. And we'll do this for you too whenever you forget what you were gonna say. We're gonna stop the cameras. Okay. Get the footage. Yes. Export it. Let're gonna stop the cameras. Okay. Get the footage. Yes. Export it.
Starting point is 00:48:06 Let's go back through it. And let's just, I can remember what I said. Okay. Okay, okay, okay, sorry. A lot of work. You know, sometimes we just forget things. We couldn't say, surprisingly, it was harder to find than just fucking scrubbing back a little bit
Starting point is 00:48:26 So but um it's uh, it's just crazy cuz I guess what I was What I was I was gonna say for you really forgot it again I Did too, but it wasn't on me to remember it. Okay, so we need to stop it again and go back and... Alright. Maybe we can just talk about roller coasters. It's dead because I did...
Starting point is 00:49:02 How about that X2 roller coaster at Six Flags?ags that thing scary. I haven't been on it yet I can't really no I haven't because oh back Yeah, I well the thing is like I will test my back sometimes like I will I'll more than happily go on the mummy once or something at Universal, but in terms of like a Like the Hulk giga coaster that that's that's where I start to go, hmm. You know, I pull out the old, Herm, that ain't a good idea, is it, Ryan? Erm, actually.
Starting point is 00:49:34 The little devil and angel on my shoulder, they both go, Herm. Well, the devil wants you to think your back is all good. He's like, ah! And the angel's like, ah, Ryan, think about it. Ah, ah! Yeah, yeah my angels in a wheelchair and my my devil's just like he's been sitting alcoholic beverages while lifting weights yeah with his back by the way he's not lifting with his legs
Starting point is 00:49:57 X2 is one of the few roller coasters I've been on that I don't think I enjoyed Because I like intense roller coasters. Is it is the one that does a horizontal drop or like what's the? What's the so you know, what's the catch of this coaster? So X2 you're strapped in it's one of the ones where you're strapped in like You know that the things are going over your shoulders and your legs are hanging.
Starting point is 00:50:27 So your legs are dangling. It's one of those. I like those, like Top Gun. Yeah, but the problem with X2 is it's so fucking rough and intense that like your legs are fucking flying around and like your head is fucking getting whipped back and forth. It actually like hurts. See for me a thrill ride, what I love about roller coasters isn't what you just described which is like the
Starting point is 00:50:49 holy fuck where are we going, you know it's not that, it's like the, it's taking a turn. Oh yeah. It's taking a wide turn really fast and getting to see the parking lot from like three stories up and being like holy hell, and seeing your legs like kind of do this. Like there's, like on the giant swing set
Starting point is 00:51:08 at like the fair, the fair. Like that's what I love. That's, you know, I guess everyone's different. But all too many times roller coasters are like, okay, let's add a fucking sharp turn that, the Simpsons ride, even though it's not even a roller coaster at Universal Studios, for example. Is one of the roughest rides
Starting point is 00:51:26 No, is like the worst ride at Universal I forgot how rough, dude I for some reason did not remember that that ride was so rough And when you and I went to Universal recently And you sat that one out And I was like, oh boy see And dude I remember sitting down and being like, holy fuck It's just like, woof woof woof I remember afterwards you came out and you're like, yeah I see why you said that one out.
Starting point is 00:51:45 You were like, be will, you were like, I don't remember it being that rough. You could bite your tongue off on that ride. I do, yes. You good, easy. You could fucking snap your neck. Like. We didn't do the, we got to see the water world,
Starting point is 00:51:56 but we didn't do the studio tour. I know, I know. We didn't get in a fight with King Kong and a T-Rex. Well, we're not a part of the fight, we're in the middle. We're the monkeys in the middle. That's true. And unfortunately we didn't get to see Peter Jackson go, I'm Peter Jackson and here's my monkey ride. Well, we didn't get to see him because they had the censor him out of the showing because Peter Jackson's Peter, let's say, got Jacksoned. Yeah. He was, let's just say he was jacked, son. Yeah, he was jacking, son.
Starting point is 00:52:28 So, yeah, but he was caught masturbating to Spider-Man comics in a comic book shop in Sherman Oaks. It was like middle of the day. Just like, that's literally just slander. I'm suing them. They'm not. They're getting sued. And my lawyer is very good, so. Yeah, I mean, we'd be fucked. Well, Peter Jackson's a super respect. The thing that sucks is we always do these jokes to people that we actually hold, at least,
Starting point is 00:52:58 I don't idolize him, but I do hold a respect. He seems like a very accomplished director. Very famous director. You know what I mean? Lord of the Rings, I mean. So it just so happens to where it's like if you and I you and I got lucky to even have this is what we do in the first place we got another stroke of luck to where all of a sudden we're like rubbing shoulders like
Starting point is 00:53:18 in some like way like at like some carpet event whatever with Peter Jackson and for some reason like someone in his circles like who are they? Yeah, this is a Also, we can hear like what we're saying about the clip We're a red carpet event cuz you and I you know we just had a hit TV show We thought we thought these these ideas don't leave this room To us they don't you know to us we close ourselves away in a back room and just talk. We spit. We spit facts. We spit fucking nonsense and mucus that comes
Starting point is 00:53:53 out of our fucking brains and forget that it travels the seven seas. It goes into the world. Yeah, and we forget that sometimes there are people with influence that hear this podcast, like Barron Trump. Chad Hanks. Chad Hanks. Tilda Swinton. She doesn't want to be known as a Meghead. She had no problem signing
Starting point is 00:54:20 the Roman Polanski letter of support, but she doesn't want to be known as a Meghead. All right, whatever. But. Disappointed. I'm signing the Roman Polanski letter of support. She doesn't want to be known as a Meg head. All right, whatever. But, disappointed. My favorite part of a roller coaster, sorry, I'm going back real quick. Like Thunder Mountain at Disneyland,
Starting point is 00:54:36 when it does the part where it's going around. Yes. That's my favorite part. So I think we like the same thing. Those are the parts that I love. It's when you have, it's after the drop, when you've built that momentum and you're going around the track just super yeah You're cruising and like you feel the perfect It's the perfect type of g-force where it's not like crushing you but it's like pinning you from the centrifugal motion
Starting point is 00:54:57 And it's fucking fun. I always imagine that I'm on um, I always imagine I'm like flying with a jetpack yeah, and I'm just like well. That's why I like the The story a roller coaster tells is important, and that's why like I'm not saying like I don't like the drops I think like the suspense you know And then dropping whoa you all these nerves build up and then that release as you're flying around getting to experience the track that's what made me kind of I used to be scared of roller coasters up until like to experience the track. That's what made me kind of, I used to be scared of roller coasters up until like,
Starting point is 00:55:25 like legitimately high school I wouldn't ride roller coasters. Like I just, I was like, no, they're not my thing. It was like sophomore year of high school. I rode one and all of a sudden, you know, I got over the drop, cause that was the scary part for me. And like probably most anyone, whoever is this. I don't think people are pussies
Starting point is 00:55:41 for being scared of roller coasters. You're strapping yourself into a fucking like metal contraption that is doing things I don't think people are pussies for being scared of roller coasters. You're strapping yourself into a fucking like metal Contraption that is doing things that would kill a Victorian child. It's filled with people screaming as well Yeah, I mean sure they're smiling, but if anything goes wrong you're dead But it was it was that feeling of like once the drop is over because I still probably like I I'm not a big fan Of like the drop sensation. I get scared in my stomach like a drop zone all that type of shit I'm still not a big fan of like the drop sensation. I get scared. In my stomach, like a drop zone, all that type of shit. I'm still not the biggest fan of that.
Starting point is 00:56:08 But oh, when you have that, you're just going around like a smooth track. Oh yeah. Like one where you're not like jerking around. It is fun. It's almost like just a more intense version of viewing the park. You know?
Starting point is 00:56:21 It's like, you're on the, sorry, a more intense version of like the South Carolina State Fair swings where you get to just Go across and like look down at people. This is the fun version. Oh the skyline Yeah, yeah, yeah that people spit from all the time. Hey, I went on that skyline and I saw that the fucking basketball hoops are holes They don't even like wait really? Yeah like I Don't know if they did it on purpose,
Starting point is 00:56:46 but the skyline went right over the basketball things. Now, you're talking about, Matt's talking about this, there's this carnival game where you have to. It's a classic carnival game. Yeah. Just you shoot hoops. Yep. You know?
Starting point is 00:56:57 Is it the one where the net, though, is super long on the goal? No, it was just a regular basketball hoop. And it's like, if you can get it through the hoop, you get to stop the animal. And I went over the top, and I looked down, and they're ovals. They're not, like, basketball. And it's like, if you can get it through the hoop, you get a stuffed animal. And I went over the top and I looked down and they're ovals. They're not, like, it's fucked. It's cheating.
Starting point is 00:57:10 But then do you think they go up, it's like you got to put it on this hoop and then grabbing it and doing something, like they do something to turn it into a sphere so when they shoot it, it makes, OK, let me just check it. It's just literally from where you're standing from the perspective, it already looks like an oval oval so you can't tell that they've made it. But do the carnies, because the carnies do show you it's winnable.
Starting point is 00:57:31 Look I can make this basket, that's all you gotta do. Well yeah, the ball I'm sure is like, the ball can obviously go through it still. Like it's not gonna just get stuck. It's just more impossible than it looks. Yeah, I remember thinking like, like getting those circles on those goddamn glass bottles. Fuck that shit or the rubber duckies They'll bounce right off an object in motion Stays in motion unless stopped
Starting point is 00:57:57 And that bottle is not gonna stop that ring is it? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm I guess and I guess people do win prizes. so I'm just being bitter. I guess people do Win those games sometimes Yeah, maybe if you're hot and that big tits Maybe I will say the the only games that were ever worth playing where the prizes were decent and everyone had fun Whereas when you and your friends Okay, there I just thought of something but I'll bring it up after When you and your friends would play those like water squirt rate, like and the thing, you're racing to get like the stuffed animal or the lights up.
Starting point is 00:58:32 Like you're using the water gun to shoot at the target and they're all going up. Where it has like two handles on the side? The thing that sucks is when it's like you and a group of friends and all of a sudden like one stranger comes in and it's just like, ah just like throw off the whole groove come on at least one of us would have won it have been like a thing now if you win it's just like whatever alternatively again I'm using my feelings as when I was a kid well hey I haven't been to the fair in years what helps me out is I'm bad at most games so if I'm playing something like that with friends and a
Starting point is 00:58:59 stranger comes in I'm like okay I can blame my shortcomings on this guy and it works every time Matt. It's every year Why don't you and I go to the South Carolina State Fair for a vlog? It's October, right? November, you know, it's like in that Little square pocket. Yeah, I remember it's at the near the start of the semester, but not at the very beginning So it's October. It's a fun time. Dude. I love the South Carolina State Fair I don't think I could go on any of those goddamn rides though Maybe the ship
Starting point is 00:59:27 Not the one that goes upside down. Just the one that does that. I can't go on the UFO I definitely can't go on the UFO. I definitely can't do the fireball How some years with the claws that spins and it's also on this thing that spins It's yeah, the things are spinning and then those are spinning. We could go down the giant slides on the mats on those very uncomfortable, weird, scratchy mat. Yeah. House of Mirrors. We OK, yeah. Can you do that?
Starting point is 00:59:54 You're back. Be able to. Yeah, we could do that. We could also do the log ride just not at night because it would be really cold if we got splashed in the log ride. Log ride. They're like a fair. Mm hmm. I didn't know they had one. Yeah it's like really small and really just... What about that one ride where it's... they're like carts that are secured to a track and the whole track moves and it's like a loop. It's not very big. It's a loop but it goes backwards and it's like a weird shaped loop. Oh dude!
Starting point is 01:00:22 It's like the polar something. It's themed as like there's like a polar bit and it's like a weird shape loop. It goes up and down. You know what I'm saying? The polar something, it's themed as like, there's like a polar bit, it's like this polar thing. Yeah, but it's like, there's like a merry-go- it's like an insane merry-go-round. We go, woo! And then it'll go, woo! Dun, dun, dun, dun!
Starting point is 01:00:36 And then the music and the lights will start blaring. Dude, I forgot all about that ride. But it's not just like in the loop, it goes like up or down a little bit at one point. Cause it's on like a slant type thing Yes, and then there's a tunnel. I think I never kind of you never did that. That's a classic ride, dude I did the UFO one except I swear to God. It's called polar something I was really scared of the UFO one because that's one of those rides where it's a spinning ride
Starting point is 01:00:59 So people might throw up and if someone throws up on that one, it's gonna fly and hit me in the face And that's scary. I'm gonna fly and hit me in the face and that's scary I'm gonna see if I can find the name. I think it is it literally just called It's literally called Polar Express Let me see this thing Yeah, that's exactly. Yep. That's exactly what I was thinking of Dude that I remember dude so many it just it's not the same you remember I don't know if you because you had a fair up in
Starting point is 01:01:29 New Charleston, I'm sure yeah, they know so right before or right after the Columbia fair they just take it to Charleston. Yeah, so okay exact same one Dude it's just like you can never be that age again where you first get to roam around the fair by yourself. Where you're like dropped off by your parents or whatever or just like you get to go around like I remember that was like a a mark of like oh my goodness I don't have to I can do whatever I want now I can pick what rides I go on. Whoa! because you get the wristband and you can just, it's like an all day whatever.
Starting point is 01:02:07 I got a, the only time I went without adults was I went with a girl that I had a crush on. And then her boyfriend came. Or I didn't know it was her boyfriend, but. Like did he just, did he text you that? Like he just randomly like, hey, just came. He showed up, yeah. And he said, I went into the men's room and I ejaculated in the sink.
Starting point is 01:02:30 And I said, all right dude, TMI. Now they're married. Really? Mm-hmm. So good for them. So were you like, were you aware of the third wheel nature of this? Or were you just in that young of like,
Starting point is 01:02:44 I have a crush and like maybe something maybe something will strike your fans like it'll show that like hey I showed up to be fair I was too like I knew that I was too scared to ever make a move or confront any of any of those feelings so I was just like oh man oh well so you know I love you now they're married seem quite no I'm broken up about actually they had a kid so whatever it's fine just one though they look one and done they got, they figured out it. That's how you can tell.
Starting point is 01:03:26 I'm an only child, so I can speak from experience. If you're an only child, it only means that your parents had a kid, realize it's not for them, and then we're stuck with you. That's what my mom told me, at least. Oh. Well, speaking of only children, if you look on the screen right now, this is a list of
Starting point is 01:03:47 names of people who are single children. Well the list at the top, those are single children. What? No, not like in a relationship. These are only children. Only children. Only children. And that doesn't sound right at all.
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