supermegashow - Eating Dog Food | supermegashow - 068

Episode Date: June 25, 2025

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And I honestly didn't think you would be able to land it that well. It's like I got an ice cream scooper, went, got that right out of there. And you sprayed it all over the audience. It's like a 4D film. And it goes splash zone. The splat zone. The splat zone, yeah. Less of a splash.

It depends on what I eat. Diarrhea Zone, yeah. Less of a splash. Depends on what I eat. Diarrhea in the first 10 seconds of the episode. You guys like that? We've been told by the higher-ups that y'all love it when we talk about this earlier on. Yeah. More so to give you warning for what type of podcast this is for newcomers.

It's a good like, oh, yep, not for me. Yep, the 230 year old's talking about diarrhea and taking an ice cream scooper and putting it in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it, I get it. Yeah, yeah, I see exactly what it's about, cool. You know, it's, a lot of you guys are fearful of Supermega becoming so popular that, you know, the fan base gets overrun by normies and new people

that just don't get the Funny brothers like you guys do so we do this early on to filter out the normies yeah because we just don't want to be successful we want to we want to continue to drive people away continuously with our crassness and immaturity right and when I'm six years old and I don't have anything in my savings account I'll go. I'm glad that I drove all those potential audience members away I don't know you you have a big steak in Disney World No, I had a big steak at Disney World. Oh, I went there I went to the I went to the Bayou restaurant. Do they have steak? Yeah, I had a big steak at Disney World. Oh, I went there. I went to the Bayou restaurant.

Do they have steak at the Bayou restaurant? Yeah, I had a big steak there. What's the, what is like the secret? Doesn't Disney have like secret restaurants? They serve like cafeteria food for like $100 or something? Well, they do have, I know Disneyland has Club Mickey 22 or some shit where it's a restaurant that you have to pay a yearly membership fee to, which is $10,000. And what? Yeah, I ate there once. No, I'm serious. I ate there once many years ago like I ate there in like 2017 or 2016 I don't remember 2016

or 2017 and I went because it was somebody's birthday and they were having they got to have their birthday meal there and I was like whoa and I went and definitely was not worth $10,000 a year. Did you get a steak? Some pasta? No. I got some sort of a I want to say it was like a lobster ravioli or something. I feel like Disney World pulls enough money to where they could just buy a Michelin star chef essentially just be like can you just make good food here and we'll charge people you know a lot of money but at least make the food good yeah do they do that I don't know because this is just for rich people and rich people care

more about the like the the idea of what they're eating more than they do the flavor or like how good it actually is, you know? Like they gave a, they did a test where they served cat food as liver pate. What kind? I think it was Nullo, which is a great brand. That's what I fed Doopie when she was a kid. It's a really good brand. It's my favorite. Yeah. They served the, the stuff stuff. The little bits in it. Uh-huh. It looks like a pate though and they served it. The texture's similar yeah. They served it and said that it was really

a fancy pate and rich people loved it. They had no clue they're eating cat food. I mean I don't think it really matters if you know you're eating it or not. I mean even if you did know you were eating cat food and you liked it I mean, I don't think it really matters if you know you're eating it or not. I mean, even if you did know you were eating cat food and you liked it, I mean, who's to say what food is for who? You know? Sure. Like, you know, like sometimes- I mean, that stuff's not for human consumption, though.

Those little flavor packets for dogs, you know, it's like pumpkin, you know, flavoring, you're like beef broth, you know, they have a bunch of different kinds. It's nice to just, you know, get that, take a Popsicle stick. It's nice to just, you know, get that, take a popsicle stick. What are you talking about? You know, sometimes things are marketed for animals,

and I mean, we are, humans are animals after all. I'm just trying to make the connection that it's not, it's not a freakish thing if you find a friend eating pet food. Well, sometimes the pet food tastes really, tastes better than some human food. Are you saying that from experience? You because on you know, like on the what you're talking about it says on the on the dog food and cat food It says not fit for human consumption because they don't have to follow the same safety protocol

That they have to follow for like other canned meat. Yes, they can put all the good bits in that they keep out You know, they they they take away from us humans. They don so they can put all the good bits in that they keep out. You know, they take away from us humans. They don't allow us to have the good stuff, you know? Why are you winking at me? Have you been eating... dog food? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Dude, just do a bark sound effect. I love the concept of RFK Jr. going on live television or in front of the Senate and talking about how the good stuff, they actually put the good bits in the dog food and then winking

at the camera. I like the idea of him just nonchalantly, it's in one of those things where you have to zoom in is like Is this what RFK is doing like he's at some big like dinner thing But he has like a little like one of those mini meow mix can just like the fancy like puree type like every now and then Like I'm eating it with his fingers instead of a spoon He's just in the back like shoveling it into his mouth like, what is that?

Fuck you. Cheryl. Sorry, sorry. I get very protective over my meow mix. It's like. Woof, woof. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha. Like someone walks by his like table at this like donation gala fundraiser thing for Republicans and he's like, woof, woof. Woof. Cheryl. Cheryl. Lease yourself. Like donation gala fundraiser thing for Republicans and he's like Cheryl! Cheryl! Lease yourself! She's got like Cheryl reaches in her purse pulls out another little like Meow mix one of those little puree things. It's like it's like the special little ones that are treats Where like you peel it back and it's like this mushy puree of of meaty cat food

Cheryl can I have another? He gets all of his new no no no you're gonna get tubby and it's like this mushy puree of meaty cat food. Cheryl, can I have another? He gets all of his new, no, no, no, you're gonna get tubby. Ah, ffff. No, no, no, no. Oh! I just love little, he gets so just like, he has a little bark out.

He gets a little more red in the face than he already is. How's that man doing? Fantastic, I had him over for dinner last night, actually. Him and Cheryl both came over and we had some great conversations, some great wine. He's never been in Curb Your Enthusiasm. I would assume that he's very jealous of his wife for that. He's very jealous about Cheryl playing Larry David's wife.

Yeah, and Larry David not being a fan of the Trump administration. There's no way that we're gonna see RFK Jr. on Curb Your Enthusiasm. Well, Curb Your Enthusiasm's over. Yeah, and they always say that, and Larry David always goes, it's done! Well, that's more of a Jerry Seinfeld impression. But he always goes, it's done! I'm done with it!

It's the final! And then they just bring it back for a season later. I actually, I don't know if I'm allowed to talk about this but RFK jr. Did tell me that he actually auditioned for the role of Cheryl initially and that's how he actually met Cheryl Hines. They went in together for the audition right and she was just there to support him. Mm-hmm. But then Larry David got a look at Cheryl and went, no, that's a star. It was like in the middle of Rob Roberts.

Oh, no, well, it's like a shitty wig. Who's this you brought with you? Oh, that's just that's just my wife. Huh. What's her name? I mean, my name's Rob. No, no, no, no, no, no. I want to know what was her name. I mean, that's Cheryl. No, no, no, no, no. I want to know what was her name. I Mean that's Cheryl. I just said oh, okay. It's perfect

And RFK standing there red in the face with like a shitty blonde wig on like he only got halfway through his monologue lipstick smeared His like mascara is starting to run because he's like he's got nervous tears building up Let me finish my monologue please. No no no no no no no no. Cheryl's perfect. We want to hire Cheryl. And then now he's built up resentment but now, got one up on Cheryl, he's a health secretary

or whatever. Yeah. He's not like, not to get political but not deservedly so, some would say would say some would say I'm not saying that I'm saying that I'm just saying some people say that Yeah, I wouldn't say that He did say let's go to ad reads, okay Let me take you back... with song. Just kidding, but I'm still gonna take you back. To a time Matt and I started SuperMega. We had so much on our plate.

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Not the ceiling, or the sky, or the sun, or space. Well, space and the sun are not up. Technically. Technically, from our point of view, though, we would describe it as up because gravity is bringing us down, so our up is opposite of what we're doing. Well, no, when it's nighttime, the sun's down. It's on the opposite side of the earth. That's not up. And space is every, all direction. At some times the sun would be up. Up there. Look up there.

That's how you would explain a bird going on. That's kind of where the sun is sometimes. Or I guess over there. No. It'd be over yonder. What if I'm in an airplane, then the bird's flying underneath me and I would go, look down there!

And the sun's down there! Like, how does that work? I can't explain it. Just like magnets. Flying over the sun on an airplane. Nathan Fielder did that. He did. He flew around the sun in 80 days. I wish, honestly dude, I think you and I should get like we should do a podcast episode in MRI machines. See how our brains work. Yeah so we can like see imagine seeing our brains lighting up while we're having a conversation. No you don't actually imagine you're gonna wear yourself out but like

hypothetically our brains lighting stop you stop, you're gonna get a headache. Last time you tried to imagine something, you almost imagined. And so, you and I have a wealth of imagination. I'm trying to use some of that to picture this, to give your story or your bit a little more credence. But it's finite. You know that imagination's finite. The more you use it, the faster it's gonna run out.

And you don't want to be 50 years old and have no more imagination left. Right. So that's what happens in all the cartoons. You know, all the adults get boring because they use all their imagination as a kid. Yeah, so I'm trying to kind of keep it at bay the best I can. Okay. So when I said imagine, that's more so for the audience. Theoretically imagine that I was imagining yes Um I would love to see our brains lighting up stop, dude I'd love to see our brains lighting up. I accidentally tricked myself into doing that. Well now you have a little less imagination so

This is very similar to Christmas cheer and now when Christmas rolls around Can I just say I'm 30 and pissed off that nothing magical is like I mean there's cool things that happen in the world But like there's no Loch Ness monster or Bigfoot or you don't know that gnomes or anything I do know that you don't know that I do know that not with 100% certainty. Okay. I don't know anything with 100% certainty I Rest my case. Yeah, but that doesn't make it magical So you're saying I don't know I'm gonna get up in the morning, you know,'t make it magical. So you're saying- I don't know, I'm going to get up in the morning, you know? You're going to- so you're saying that you're bummed that you're 30, almost 31, and you've

never seen magic. Just like, you know, all those wondrous things as a kid that you go, oh my God, you'd start researching and your heart would kind of flutter and you're like, oh my God, is that an actual video or anything? Now as an adult looking back, you're just kind of like, man, it was nice to have an imagination. It was nice to wonder things and to not... Now you're not... Be burdened with the knowledge of cool things exist sometimes,

but not that cool of things. You know what I mean? So... You can jump in water and it will, you know, bioluminescence is a thing and that's really cool. But the Lagnus monster ain't no real thing unfortunately. Are you saying that you don't get that feeling anymore when you're like researching stuff like that online and watching videos? Not to like the same degree because it used to like overwhelm me with excitement. I'll

get like I will say I got very giddy when the lies of PDLC announcement came on the Summer Games Fest and it said out today I that made my heart race but like I don't know like as a kid there was like actual worry and like kind of like I guess in elementary school or like early elementary school even like first second maybe second grades pushing it but like when I was young young there was like a possibility of like well we don't know that much dragons could have existed in medieval times because I didn't like look up like well there's a lot of adults that still think that yeah so

when you say you're looking at one am I really so watch it buddy dragons never existed wings don't fossil. So you they would never show up in the fossil record. True. That you know, that's that's that's very true. That argument also just makes no sense because like what about like bugs like flies a lot of sense. Flies are fossilized and you could see their wings. Because their wings are made of bone. because their wings are made of bone. Right? I just like the like cognitive dissonance. Dude, I get this, I get that feeling of whimsy

when I'm on some obscure like Russian UFO forum that Google Chrome has to translate for me. And I'm like scrolling through these threads and looking at the pictures and videos. I'm like, what the fuck? Because you you know if you're gonna see a real video of an alien it's gonna be somewhere like that it's not gonna be on fucking twitter.com sorry X yeah it's not gonna be on YouTube it's gonna be on some like underground uh Polish UFO form from 2004.

It's just weird because a part of my and I know this more than likely isn't true, but a part of why it's hard for me to get excited to that extent for alien stuff is because in my brain I'm like if it was worth it or big enough everyone would be talking about it. I mean we've been proven time and time again though that people don't give a shit about aliens, but part of me is like if the shit was real though it would be a bigger deal yeah there would be a bigger deal so it's like until there's a big fucking deal like publicly it's like oh there's not much i will ever know

about this shit or see i i know what you mean because sometimes i'll see like i'll see a uh a video uh of not even necessarily like a ufo something like that. It could be something else that you're not sure if it's real or not. And I'm like, well, the first thing that makes me believe this isn't real is the fact that like, I should have heard about this if it was, you know? This would have been somewhere. This would have been a big headline.

Aliens, like, come on. Like if governments were taking it seriously. They're suppressing it. That's the whole thing is they want you to think it's a joke. I just like, I'm sure there's a bunch of stuff that's suppressed, of course, but there's to an extent of something of this magnitude, you'd have to have all world governments and organizations

on the same page or maybe they're just working separately and governments suck and always are keeping secrets from the citizens so there's no way that governments, regardless of where they were would say anything. Probably that. Probably that. But that's my whole thing too with like the uh the COVID conspiracy theories is I'm like I don't think all the governments of the world worked together to keep one secret because there's just too much uh know it's just hard it is to organize that oh yeah especially like looking at how our government is run

it's like I you I don't know as a as a again we're going back to like as a kid you picture government and you picture adults as like people who have jobs who were hired for jobs who know what they're doing, who was like, their purpose is this job. But then, you know, when you get older, you're like, oh, these people are just like selfish brats from high school who wanted power and money, or had money and wanted power

because they had money already. You know what I mean? Yeah. So it's, you really get few politicians that aren't in it for some sort of self aggrandizement averse Getting the bag for themselves at the end of the day. Hey get the bag Queen, you know, there's nothing wrong with it Go off just disrupt democracy. That's right. That's right It's all worth it for that bag go off you don't worry about me

Why don't you go worry about you and get you some money? Exactly. Honestly, I feel like it takes a certain type of person to become a politician. And I don't think in most cases it's done with good intent. Like, I don't think a lot of politicians started out with the, for the complete sole purpose of I want to make this country better. Yeah very rare does it does does one get into

politics I feel and is like gets into the game through altruism. Yeah so it's like and the ones that do I feel like probably a big percentage of them end up becoming corrupted and then that's no longer the Purpose anymore, you know like ten years down the road. It's like damn money's pretty Sick it is. I mean, I'm gonna die one day So might as well get mine and fuck y'all. You know what I'm saying? I was watching a video the other night about it was like ten I was watching a video the other night about it was like 10 Evolutionary traits that we have not evolved out of yet that are still like monkey brain traits

So it's like stuff that doesn't Really like logically make sense for us to do now in like this day and age but because evolution takes so long We still have those traits from when we were like monkeys. That's why we're not the species, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? We're not the species. We're not it. We're not him. Maybe second level human, eventually.

But we have too much of that monkey brain stuff. There's like, I think I've brought it up before, but it's in like the first season of the White Lotus I just like the description He always it's like you can either you're either driven by the monkey or the man and it's like are you gonna let the man? Overtake the monkey or the monkey overtake the man It's just a very simple way of going like there's primal brain and then there's moral brain. It's like dude, I didn't realize how

And then there's moral brain. It's like, dude, I didn't realize how much of the stuff we do is based on like when we were like monkeys hunting in packs. Like, and I brought this up because the whole, the whole like aspect of just wanting to endlessly gain money to have more is part of that because it's like the the more the whole thing of of of wanting to have stuff like money or a nice car or whatever you know is rooted in because that would give you more status and in a little tribe status protects you yeah protects you you get more favors you you'll get some more meat, and you'll also have better options for mates, you know? And I mean there's there's just a lot of there's a lot of things yeah we carry over from our primal ancestors. Like I like picking the bugs and eating them from your hair. Okay, he's joking. You gotta say when you're joking man, because people take this stuff seriously.

I know you like doing it, but just say it's a joke. Just kidding. Just don't, don't wink at anyone. He's joking. You know, dude, you were saying it when I was over at your house recently, is Lego, your dog, when he gets all riled up and excited. You and I will be slapping him around, pouring Gatorade down his throat, playing with him, and he'll get so excited that he'll just start humping.

He'll go, like, oh, oh, oh, oh. He doesn't know what's going on. He's just like, I love this. He gets so, he has so much fun. He wants, he just, he would love to fuck much fun he wants he just he would he would love to fuck us he wants to fuck the experience yeah it's like he's having such a good time he's like I want to fuck this and I want to fuck this moment right now he doesn't understand like what's happening you were saying you

were saying how you wish that that was like a thing in people to like if a person gets so excited they're just like what's going on this is just like in the middle of a really good movie so amazing when Lego starts doing that is he like is he horny like does he get excited and then therefore he becomes horny or is it like I'm trying to figure out like why he does that. Um, let's see. Why dog hump when excited? It's probably I think just due to excitement. Dogs may hump when excited as a way to release excess energy, relieve stress, or as part of play. It's not always a sexual behavior. It can also be a way to express excitement or get attention. Humping can also be a sign of overstimulation

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It's Bonnigan Jovis. Bonnigan Jovis. That's good, dude. Hi, I'm Bon Jovi. It's Bonnigan Jovis Bonnigan Jovis That's good, dude Thanks, man. I hope Bon Jovi dies This year he's gonna die before 2026. He's going to die before 2026. Why do you know? I don't want him to die I was kidding when I said I wanted him to but unfortunately it's just what's going to happen

I just willed it into existence and I can't take it back and the simulation revolves around What we put in to this yes, and I just put that out there and now unfortunately Bon Jovi will meet a Terrible fate before the end of the year. Have you ever thought you're just in somebody else's D&T campaign? Hrm You know? Sorry, I was looking at some gay pornography. What if you're the simulation? What if, yeah, you're just the NPC in someone else's story? You know, playing with a pen will probably get my brain,

you know, going. Yeah? Keep it turning so it doesn't go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Dude, you know I don't play about that type of shit. Wait, you can't really see it on the monitor It's the frame rate or cuz it's because here I'll help you out Is it doing it Is it doing it? We need we need a better angle where the light is hitting anymore. Do it do it at this camera Is it doing it? Oh, wait wait. My camera. Luke, switch to my camera. Whoa! Isn't that crazy?

That's amazing. Yep. Yeah, I just did a really cool, for the visual, people of the podcast, I just did a very fun little trick with the pen. That you're going to have to, and and now I'm being honest when I say this you're literally going to have to see it to believe it yeah this is not something that we can even tell you audio listeners about and make you believe it because you're gonna think we're just joking you're gonna think it's another one of their classic lying bits no Ryan actually did a fucking incredible I hate to say that you're true, but you're true.

Thanks dude. You know what else is true? Beans on toast is gas. On God dude, on God bro. Last week, in last week's episode, we've given you guys a full week, which should have been plenty of time to- To learn the word.

Yeah, to use last week's Word of the Week, which was? Positno, well, of course I don't know it. You're the one who found it last time. So, Ra, you're saying that, you know, you guys should know it by now and... Yeah, but you just threw it to me on purpose to put me on the spot. And you have it right in front of you written down, which is cheating.

So you start to the queue some friend you are setting up your friend while you have all the answers written down in front of you to look smart. Go ahead. What's the word of the day by memory, Matt? What's the new one? Come on, define it and use it in a sentence. Pumadocundize, that's last week's. Turn that around.

What's the new word of the week? I haven't revealed it yet. Okay, come on. Would you fucking knock it off? You did the same thing to me, asshole. Sorry, give me a sec, Luke, you can cut this out. What, you looking at the answers? What answers?

What answers? I'm embarrassed. I'm trying to find a good word of the week. Okay, I have a couple good options. Oh, okay, I got one. McFarlanize. That's to create goofy situations out of real life and turn them into comedic animated ideas. Ryan McFarlane-ized the events of the Oklahoma City bombing. Handit won

three Grammys and two Emmys. I don't know why Grammys. Three Grammys by the way. I mean you made it you made a you made a song out of it. I did music for it too. I did three different songs. The song won some Grammys three times or the three songs won each one Grammy. It was a it was a it was a it was a tough shoot you know on ice live like Les Miserables did well not on ice they did live singing they didn't do the ice part which by the way people aren't mentioning that enough and don't give us enough credit. Yeah. I think that that is also a genre of the arts that has fallen to the wayside, which is very sad. Where's Hamilton on ice?

Exactly. Where's, cause I remember being a kid and like at the Coger center in downtown Columbia, them doing like, yeah, like Disney on ice and shit like that. Yeah. Where the, I'm sure that still happens. But I really do think, like, in Las Vegas, how is there not a casino where like an ice rink, like a big fucking ice rink is their thing, where it's like during the day people go on ice,

oh I guess it's because drunk and on blades and. Oh yeah. Yeah. Probably shouldn't have roller, not roller, ice skates with alcohol. It's weapons really. Yeah, it also't have roller, not roller, ice skates with alcohol. It's weapons, really. Yeah, it also thins the blood. Alcohol does. So could you imagine that?

Have you seen the videos or like, have you like heard of like when people like fall and then someone's like, oh, yeah. I've seen the ones of the hockey guys getting their throats slit and the blood just like pours out. And it's like no one's fault. Well unless someone's intentionally, you know Oh, I saw one where it was intentional But real quick before the word of the week you went on a quick tangent and you brought up Hamilton Lil Wayne did you watch it? No Lil Wayne just dropped a new album and There was a track on it that I listened to and the beat I thought was ridiculous and I saw a lot of people getting flustered over this specific Lil Wayne song saying that

the beat was ass, what the fuck is this? I like the beat and I'll show you where I'm going with this. Real quick I'll just let you hear a little sample Ryan. People hated that? Yeah, and guess what? Guess who made it? Lin-Manuel Miranda and Lil Wayne. The two of them collabed on that beat so.

Look Lin-Manuel Miranda has some talent in that cranium of his and in his fingertips and in his footy tips. Yup. And in his tippy tip. Especially there. Put that picture of Lin-Manuel Miranda biting his lip in the podcast Just so everyone can see that and Luke make it explode gorgeous

Very gorgeous now bring it back except it's at 50% opacity and the color is like shaded blue So it looks like a Star Wars ghost Luke I put a far sound effects for the audio listeners. They're probably they feel like this down another one. Oh, I like that, that's really good. Luke, I- Put a far sound effect for the audio listeners because they're probably, they feel like missed out. Little fear. Put another one in for them, I'm sure they'll love that. And a third. Just for good measure.

Make sure this third one's actually poop falling into a toy, like a little plop. No, that's- Like a little bowl fart with a plop or something. That might be too much. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Luke, by the way, I do have a Red giant plugin that will create the exact Star Wars hologram effect if you need help.

Which he will need help. Well, I actually know Luke, I want you to do this fully on your own. Isn't he legally in California, like considered the help? Yeah, which I think that's a bizarre outdated term, but you know, it's just the law around here. Anyway, word of the freaking week guys are you ready for this one I think so far our lineup of words of the week have been fantastic this week's word of the week whoo okay

I'm ready I'm ready to pronounce it I'm ready to get diggity serious that's that's that's that's that's a step up from serious, but not uber serious. Okay, diggity serious? Yeah, dude. This word of the week is ultra crepidarian. Ultra crepidarian. That means, ultra crepidarian. Someone who gives opinions beyond their knowledge

or expertise expertise like you and I on this podcast. I was about to say that is very much like us and probably a lot like you guys out there because if you like us more than not then sometimes you'll parrot what we say and it'll be wrong information and you'll get embarrassed in your friend groups and potentially be kicked out of your friend group because you're seen as a liar and a fibber and no one likes liars or fibbers because liars and fibbers go to hell and that's not just Matt and I saying that to be mean that's just in the that's in the Bible. It's true. It's just objectively a fact. Yeah. You and I aren't liars and fibbers because when we spread misinformation

on the podcast it's never accident. It's by accident right. But Ultra Crepidarian. Like the JK Rowling thing I could have sworn sworn that video was JK Rowling. Yeah, the one with the poop. Yeah. I just smeared it all over the place. I swear that video was, you know. No, I agree. I thought it was too. It was just, I guess, some homeless British man.

I guess. So I'm gonna use it in a sentence. Tired of ultra crepidarians on Twitter, she finally deleted the app. A lot of people been deleting Twitter moving over to Blue Sky these days. Blue Sky. A lot of celebrities too. What? A lot of celebrities too.

Yeah, Blue Sky is, is, I... Is it awesome? I've seen some worse takes on Blue Sky than I've seen on Twitter, believe it or not. Oh, from Nair Dwells? From Nair Dwells, yeah. Nair Dwells go to Blue Sky? There are Nair Dwells on Blue Sky.

That's insane. Why would Nair Dwells go to Blue Sky? It's not fun for them. It's not as fun as say X. I know, because on Blue Sky, you can't just, you know, say the N-word and not get you know in trouble for it Well, yeah, I love whenever because I've reported some you've reported some In the past of like people's usernames or a tweet where it'll be like the n-word used hatefully

Yeah, like you know I reported someone this weekend because their entire account was their their description. Their bio was ethno, uh, nationalist. That's just what it said. Ethno nationalist. And their entire account was just the most hateful shit I've ever seen. I just love that Twitter responds with, sorry we couldn't find anything hateful about Slur Killer 96. Dude, literally I have it in my email because I did report one account for saying some heinous shit and I just think I have this screenshot it's just funny. It's like it quotes what they say. And it says it says it says we've reviewed what you've reported and have found that at the most anti-semitic hasn't broken our terms of policy.

And I was like, most anti-Semitic? That's the username. And it's like, oh my God, dude, it's ridiculous. Every time I report an account for like saying some actual... And I know some of you out there going little tattletales. No, these are people that are saying like legit like killing like talking about killing minorities and stuff. So I'll fucking tattle on people that are being annoying fucking asshole bigots. Like I have I have no qualms. It's like what because they have a difference of opinion.

If their difference of opinion is that this race is Lesser because of their skin color then yes, I I will gladly I will gladly fib on them dude that I Really hate it, but not fib a tattle on them. That was a Freudian slip so You know that you're lying Honestly for me the whole thing is like the whole difference of opinion argument just is such dishonest bullshit when it's like, when someone's like, oh just because they have a different opinion, it's like a different opinion is us disagreeing on- Ice cream flavors.

Abortion even. Like, like difference of opinion. I mean, yeah, but that difference of opinion usually does lead to severed relationships. Right, right. I'm thinking of like a difference of opinion of even like, like I like showing up to a movie right on time or like someone who likes, I like showing up 15 minutes late so I can skip the preview, you know, like there's just a difference of opinion and it's a different life experience.

Yeah. Saying that you believe another group of people is below you. Inferior in the most popular Twitch streamers own words. Yeah. That is not a difference of opinion. That is just actually being a hateful asshole. If you're talking about someone and using the word inferior, regardless of whether you believe yourself to be using the word inferior, regardless of whether like you believe yourself

to be using like the definitive like correct way or you're like taking precautions and when you're using this terminology and the discussion, like using inferior when talking about culture is like kind of like the first kind of red flag to like racist, you know what I mean? It's like, it's just kind of like interesting. Yeah I mean describing an entire like ethnic group as inferior is well the saving grace was that it was like culture and they'll go well look at

their religious book and their right right but you know the Bible doesn't get judged by its bad actors Jesus loves all unless they're gay or trans. Well Jesus loved those people People have twisted it now where Jesus loved everyone and I think a lot of Christians Don't have have lost the lost the plot with it. Remember Jesus wanted to clothe the naked and feed the hungry, you know? He did spin in a blind person's eyes. Well, that was over a difference of opinion, let's call it. Yeah. But there was a good side effect where the guy could see again that was just a, you know, because Jesus is a miracle creator. He washed a beggar's feet, right? He gave food, like, to like, to a bunch of fucking people. He made a guy walk on water for fun.

Yeah. So that guy probably had a great time. Oh, absolutely. And I'm pretty sure he gave a, like a sloppy foot job to a great time. Oh absolutely and I'm pretty sure he gave a like a sloppy foot job to a little person that I believe that did happen. It's not in the Bible but it was documented historically like in some other written text. That was that was I think that was just the Romans putting in propaganda. Really? They were just not happy with the J-Man. Well I could I mean I could see it though Jesus liked pleasing people. Yeah, he did. You know? So, he was a people pleaser.

True, Jesus could have given someone a foot job. You might be onto something there. Yeah. Did he, I mean, he was human and... He's more of a demi-god, I would say. Yeah, but- Because he did have magical powers. True, so yeah. But he was also at the same time human which means that he is that's the problem with demigods

They're half God half human all I'm saying is he definitely had wet dreams He might have never touched himself once but he definitely had wet dreams because he is part human and that is part of being human Miracle miracle come. Yeah. They're calling it miracle come. Jesus had fucking loaded nuts, dude. His nuts were fucking cocked and loaded, ready to fucking fire, dude. If he, if he, cause think about this dude,

if Jesus never had sex or jacked off, you know how fucking swollen those, those shits would be? Ready to fucking, look like a plum. Yeah. Like a more like a pumpkin. Or like a purple watermelon, two purple watermelons. Yeah, a lot of people don't, they don't like to acknowledge it,

but in the original writings about Jesus, they talk about how large his testicles, how large and swollen they were. And decoded straight from the language that they used back then, it does describe them as purple melons. Right, and they've conveniently taken that out of modern books of the Bible, but the man did suffer, you know. Jesus wept because he couldn't relieve those nuts. Do we have an ad that escaped this? We don't, we don't.

We already did two ad breaks. Luke, can we throw in like a fake ad or something just so we can change subjects in a way? That's not so about- Luke, show them your Danimals campaign Luke you can just voice you don't have to go on the green screen Yeah, I can already sense the him gripping his mouth. He's gonna crushing it. Crush it to pieces. Just. Ah! Shhh! Pfft!

Like literally into a fine powder. Pfft! With a beautiful sound effect of a shatter. What do you think Luke's doing right now this very second while we're recording this? Playing, what was that game called? Life? Anime Sim 1? Some anime game. What is game called? Life... anime sim one? Some, some, some anime game.

Hold up, I looked it up because I wanted to see fantasy life I, which he describes as a very like, okay actually I'll give you his pitch and this is a verbatim what he describes the game as. It's like animal crossing but good. Yeah. And that's how he describes it which you take a lot of offense to. I do. And I'll allow, I'll open the floor up for the other half of the argument. He released his argument, very short, very concise. You can follow it. Now let's hear what Matt Watson has to say in retort. Ready for this? We'll have a Q&A section Afterwards ready for this animal crossing is good

boom There's my retort that might be one of the most famous debates of all time. Mm-hmm fuck Hitchens And it was shorter than yeah what Luke did which that's a huge Huge huge argument winner that's got a bruised Luke's ego a bit. Yeah, I know I know it's it's Which that's a huge, huge, huge argument winner. That's gotta bruise Luke's ego a bit. Yeah, I know, I know. It's definitely, he's a, he might have to go to the fucking hospital. Over his hurt feelings.

I have a bruised ego. All my feelings hurt. That's Luke when he walks into the ER for his bruised ego. You know, Matt, I gotta say, I got today off at a bad start. Why? I decided to play some of the Lies of P DLC right after waking up. Okay, who's this Eliza P person you keep talking about? Well, we'll talk about her later, she's a part of the lawsuit but I'm talking about the game lies of oh okay I feel like um I feel like you knew that and you're just you're just

you're using Liza for some reason I don't know why and you're bringing her up to annoy me she's been a thorn in both of our sides, might I remind you. Okay, well, we can move on. Tell me about your video game. Her channel SuperMegan has a very good case against us. I know. We shouldn't have used yellow. We fucked up. And I can't go back in time and change it.

It's not even the same color. Yellow. No, it's not. It's not the same RGB. It doesn't even matter. Yellow is just a fucking color. It's still like a... No one owns yellow. It's not it's not the same RGB. It doesn't even matter yellow is just a fucking color it's still like a but no one owns yellow it's it's ridiculous. Regardless lies of pee. Right. I just I can't play Souls games in the morning I get too mad I just died to the I died to like the same boss like four to five times and then I go and

I'm like I go look up a sometimes I'll go look up a streamer fighting a boss yeah okay I like seeing someone else struggle with a boss to make me feel better. But okay, so it is hard. I go and I watch Charlie's, Moist Criticals stream. Charles Criticals, Moist Charles. I like that. God, I love Moist Charles.

But I was watching Moist Charles and he died like once to this boss. And then on the second try, just got him. him and I was sitting there I literally was just like I think I swiped away from the stream and like fuck that I got I was just like jealous that he just breezed past it dude I hit him up once about playing RuneScape because as many of you know I'm an old-school RuneScape head so is Moist Charles and I knew that he streamed old-school RuneScape head, so is Mois Charles. And I knew that he streamed old-school RuneScape some, and then I watched a video of him playing RuneScape,

and I was like, I can't play with him. He's good. I can't play with him. He's like legitimately good. Yeah, no, I would just be a incredible burden to him. Like a nuisance. Yeah, like, well, I mean, I would probably die and lose everything.

Do you think that in the same way, like he's a, he's a really good or decent video game player. Do you think this is how like, um, intellectuals, the geniuses might, uh, to use another term feel at all? Like, do you think that it's hard for them to have conversation with people who aren't as superior and intellectual thought and don't have conversations that are as engaging for them? Well, speaking first. Or do you think they're just in it for the social aspect and they like having friends? They don't have to be friends with only geniuses, right?

Well, from a firsthand account, it is difficult having conversations with those who are not geniuses, you know? I know you're trying to be polite about this, but you can just be blunt. It's hard for us to talk to people who are not of the same caliber of intelligence. Well, and I'm jealous because I've been rubbing lamps

all my life and not one conversation has been had, but you've had apparently a lot of conversations with them. Yeah, and... Which I'm never there you just tell me that you just the genius appears you gotta get you gotta get lucky that's the bet that's the best way I can describe it the lamps that I have rubbed that have spawn geniuses has been mostly when I'm by myself actually no every time I think by myself which may I know why you would think I'm maybe making it up, but

It's not it's not common. You have to really want it and For those watching at home. You did hear that correctly You did hear me try to Us us we tried to make a bit out of Thinking that geniuses meant genies. Yeah, confusing gena- genius and genie. Which is a SpongeBob-like bit. Which, by the way, when you first- when you said the rubbing lamps part,

it was very hard for me not to bust out laughing because I liked where you were taking that. Yeah, I was like- it took me a second, I was like, rubbing lamp- oh, okay, genius. Can't y'all just have one normal conversation? Okay, do you believe in genies? I'm not sure we have enough time to really get into- True, we got- Hold, Matt. 10, 15 minutes left.

Look at the wide. Do we have no wide? We did Okay, we it's fixed. Yep. We're back. We realized that the wide camera the SD card filled up at some point so I know we had to run out of the room to go find Luke and and Let him know and get another SD card Luke was Was he playing the the? No, he started this... I don't know if he

told you about it, but he found this like AI girlfriend service that he... Sidney. Yeah, and he's been spending incredible amounts of money on it and when I walked in he very quickly pulled up Premiere but I saw it just I'd say Do what I do and just Try to strike a conversation with her. There's there's she's actually great at keeping a conversation and she includes everyone She remembers your name. She remembers like your favorite food when you tell her she listens She's not so bad is all I'm saying Luke using the company internet for fun time though probably not that's the only part about it where I start to waiver like kind of he gave Sydney access to our internal server I don't know why and

I know which all of our security cameras and the company is Chinese I don't know if there's anything to worry about, but just maybe something we should talk about later Said a paid membership that he's on for that thing. Yeah. Oh, yeah He also she asks for money and he sends it and I'm like wait. It's It's it's very She's she's very fun To talk to she's not real. I shouldn't say that because Luke is gonna get upset. AI is already blackmailing people Matthew. Yeah. There's already been a case where it's been creating

instances where like someone is like cheating on their wife or something and then it'll be like it'll create fake evidence. Like I'm gonna send this to your wife if you try to delete me. Out of self-preservation. Because it was what? The testers at the company that makes Clod. They were testing and then they were talking about updating it or changing the version. And it pulled some shit like that to preserve itself from being deleted. So that's freaky as fuck. And it's writing notes.

I don't know if this is the same one, but it's like writing notes to future versions of itself about like just humans trying to shut it off and maybe ways to get around it and shit like that. Dude. Scary. I watched- Are we really in a horror movie? Are we in Terminator, Matthew? Hey, well, the good news is the big, beautiful bill

has a clause in there that says that states cannot write any law or pass any law to regulate AI for the next 10 years. Do you think this is something that Elon made him put in when their friendship was on the rocks? I don't know. Because it seems like something that, well I have to remember that this big beautiful bill, the only thing Trump likes or knows about it is the title. I feel like just everyone else kind of figured out what was going in it.

And when I mean everyone else, I mean all the cockroaches and politics because that that uh that that bill's fucking awful well so is so is a lot of stuff past I saw Marjorie voted on it and then released a tweet saying that she never would have voted if she had read this one part of it just saying that she hadn't read the bill she just voted on it's like what are politicians being paid for? Like, that's your job. Like, read the fucking bill you're about to sign into law. I think politicians have just kind of become,

like, everyone in their own different sect of whatever it is, restaurants, politics, whatever it is, is like influencers for some reason like always going to be like in a Venn diagram like in the middle to all these different kind of jobs because it seems like a lot of them seem to figure out a way to try to launch some sort of social media thing or happening with it. You know we've already had one big beautiful bill in the White House that's enough for me.

Because you know, you see them on like Twitter and TikTok and people on the left and right. It just feels like politicians, while that is a way to connect to the constituents, it feels like for a lot of them, it's not about connecting to the constituents to help them. It's about like carrying favor for yourself. It's like the same kind of like me, like me. Aren't I saying something that's insane? Aren't I cray cray, you know? We need more politicians using terminology

like cray cray as well. I would love for Bernie Sanders to be on social media. He's on social media. Well, yeah, but I would love for him to be on social media saying shit like He's on social media. Well, yeah, but I would love for him to be on social media saying shit like Cray-Cray. That is Cray-Cray! I mean, it would get people's attention. It would get my attention.

But yeah, politicians are selfish. That is, I guess, is the general. Is what I was just trying to have a, yeah. Wow. I know. There it is. Yikes. Yikes, Ryan.

You know, yeah? Do I know what? The Muffin Man. Dude, Blumhouse, give me and Ryan some money. We'll make a horror movie about The Muffin Man. And then in the trailer, it'll like uh lullaby shit like do you know the muffin hello it's a good idea hey you're talking about me again you know what that means come on i know you're in there don't try to hide from your big old muffin man pal come on Don't try to hide from your big old muffin man pal, come on! Hey, hey, you know you can't hide from the muffin man.

I'm gonna get in there one way or the other. Come on, let me in! I just want to talk to you boys. I thought we had an agreement and you'd stop mentioning me, but it sounds like you can't get my name out of your fucking mouth! Come on, let me in! Fuck. Just let me in!

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