supermegashow - Eating the Crust | supermegashow - 065

Episode Date: June 4, 2025

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How was that monster? Oh, going in for a second. Can't get enough of that, can ya? Well, I mean, I'm not one to talk. Yeah, there you go. You can't get enough of that, can you? Ah. Sip, sip, sip. Pink Monster, not because we're women.

No. Or girly. Or like girly things. I don't, personally. No, who does? Who... What male presenting person would like anything feminine? That would be embarrassing. You might be called names at the schoolyard Nancy boy or in the lean or in the lunch

room during your 30 minutes off at work you're just trying to enjoy a subway sandwich and so what you have a flowery keychain and the whole office comes in whole store points and it's fine whatever doesn't matter does it nope and I just want to also point out that my legs at the beginning of this my legs were crossed and I just did that as to play into the joke you were doing about girliness Yeah, so I wouldn't actually cross my legs ever if if it was our choice we would be um drinking out of solid gold monster energy cans or um likes like on like onyx Matte Black with maybe like a lime green accent.

See if it was my choice I would just be drinking an effing beer. You know? Oh yeah. Like a Natty Light. Right out of a big old mug. I don't need a handle. I'm not a baby. No.

You know if I can, you want some training wheels with that handle? Okay, I was just making sure we pressed play on the computer background. People would be right miffed if we forgot. They absolutely would. Getting good muff lately? I don't know, ask your mom. The answer would be yes. I did get some good muff

So good that good muff being your mother's good. Oh, well, I mean I Just said that yes well, I Just know that she's been having some hygiene issues, so Yeah, little crust never hurt anyone. Do you take the crust off of your sandwich? Nope Little crust never hurt anyone. Do you take the crust off of your sandwich? Nope That's right. I just got I go right in yeah. She is smelly though. Just generally not down there or anything I mean yes, of course, but like just generally right just a stinky woman

Does she bathe I? Couldn't even get five minutes in your podcast Matthew before Ryan is saying some kind of stuff I'm yes,anding, dude. I know you brought your mother into it. Yeah, I'm noticing a common pattern these days. What, my mom blaming me? You bringing up your mother in a sexual way. Unprovoked. Stop.

Unprompted and unprovoked. Stop it. You're gonna put these thoughts in her head that are... I'm just saying, Ann, just go back and look at the history. I, of course, you know, I have my good fun. A lot of the times though as of recent I've just been yes anding little Matthew. I know and you still get... Play the clips, play the tapes Anne. Don't do that. You still get the blame from my mom. It's my favorite part. She's like, and Ryan, oh my god, what he... the things he was saying. And it's like, I know mom, it's sick, it's disgusting. Even though you're the one lobbing the ball up to me

and I have a bat, I'm like, here we go, let's go, ding! You know, I promised my mom I would stop you. I apologized for you, I said, mom, listen, I'm on behalf of Ryan, I'm sorry, because the things he's been saying have just been disgusting and vulgar. And... Well, I was giving her a compliment.

You asked me if I had any good muff lately. True. And then you brought it to how her hygiene down there was. Which I don't know if that's true, Anne. Maybe you send pictures to Matt that I'm unaware of. It is true. Okay. It's definitely lacking.

And it wasn't pictures, it was a video, but because she has an Android it came through like really compressed where it's real tiny, you know? You know Android users? I just don't understand what his incessant need is to just go on like is he trying to prove a point to Ryan? Is he trying to go this doesn't bother me to Ryan? He's just like, like Matthew I'm your mother Do you like like do you stop and think for a second above like you just like like? Your your own little podcast show, you know, I have a life I have friends, you know, our family listens to this sometimes Yeah, you know Maybe maybe it is time I stop you know, maybe it is time. I stop you know, maybe it's time I take a step back and

You know hang my hat up. I Think I might need to take a break from the podcast Indefinite break sorry. I just I can't do this The respect that I have for my mother it has has has waxed and waned over the years and now I'm finally seeing that it's come to a point of no return and I have to make, I have to decide whether I'm taking this leap and barreling down this pit of despair and your mom jokes at my own mother's expense

or do I plant my foot down firm and stand up for my mother? I'm coming home, mama. I'm coming home. Do I plant my foot down firm and stand up for my mother? I'm coming home, mama. I'm coming home. I booked the first flight home and I'm in South Carolina for months. You don't even hear from me. I'm healing with my mother. You're like waiting on her hand and foot.

She has like a little bell. Like you're just, you're like, you're like waiting for like, when will the moment like all of this is like been forgiven The guilt is just over overwhelming me. She starts taking advantage of it Like what? Come on Ryan, now you're making it disgusting Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was gonna I was gonna I was gonna go further if you were curious to where that joke was going

I am curious actually it involved the peanut butter Man I Can't listen to it anymore. I can't well you haven't been taking our warnings and we've we've been consistently a mat Especially has been consistently warning you episode after episode to not watch. We named an episode like Matt's mom don't watch this or Matt's parents don't watch this. Matt's sister, please don't watch. And guess what, they still watched. You know, my mom, I was on the phone with her

last weekend actually and I was, you know, we'd been on the phone for like two hours, you know, having a good talk and I know she can really, where do you think I get it from? And she was like, okay Matthew, well I have to go now You know having a good talk and I know she can really where you think I get it from and she Was like okay Matthew. Well, I have to go now and I was like wait before you leave mom. There's a podcast episode coming out Where Ryan makes a joke and it's really funny and It was the thing about my grandpa dying and the puppet thing

And I explained it to her and I just told her it's really funny and she was just like Okay. Well have a good day and I was like She actually She was a she was a little bit upset which I would understand of course, you know She's a little more she's but at the end of the day. I feel like I mean you're the new generation You are the right new you were more of the newer formed patriarch of the Watson regime or the Watson clan and I feel like regime I feel like you know maybe your say and your approval holds a little more weight

than than and Watson's yeah I mean she's so yesterday right and you're so today uh-huh exactly you're so 2000 and now and she's so 2000 right and you're so today uh-huh exactly you're so 2000 and now and she's so 2000 and then yep and also you know here's what I'll say okay she might get offended that we made light of her father's death but guess what he's my grandpa too and you can't you can't control Matt's want to make jest of his death and listen you're not the only one related to a mom okay I may have never met him because he died before I was born but you you you you don't get to be offended at all because he's my grandpa, too

To be fair he shouldn't have been playing with those puppets There was a sign in everything do not play with the puppets Fuck that was good dude. That was some good comedy. You know the one two three? Yeah the one two three. The one was in the last podcast. And then the two three. When you said the puppet thing, you know what I loved about that was you didn't elaborate you just said the puppet thing and it leaves it up to the imagination of the listener. I still think I kept it very it up to the imagination of the listener I still think I kept it very general enough to where it's like oh yeah you

don't know what happened it I do and I do as well because you're my best friend and I shared it with you and it was in the newspaper at the time it was a mess Pffft! Hahaha, I'm sorry! He wasn't... Fluids everywhere. All sorts, all sorts of fluids. God, he's looking down from heaven right now going... Just being lucky.

Yeah, he's in hell? Is that the joke you're making? My mom wouldn't like that one, Ryan. Her dad did not go to hell. He sent a lot of people to hell. Yeah. He did. He was a killer. He was cold blooded. He was a killer. He was a murderer. He went overseas and killed people in their homeland. So, that doesn't count though. So when you get to the pearly gates, it's like, oh, you did this in war?

Okay, you're good, don't worry about it. Yeah, it's like if someone came into the United States and killed us, if they went back, like it doesn't matter to them. No, when they go back to their home country, it's like it didn't actually, it doesn't count. They're like, we tried, whether they failed or succeeded, they still got to go back and chill, you know?

Do you think they had martinis in history you know, when something went bad? Let's say like, you know, a battle didn't go as planned. Do you think they had pizza parties for the soldiers as like a consolation, as like a, hey guys, you tried? We got pizzas! All right, team. I know it didn't quite go the way we wanted it to, but we got pizza.

And he's really nervous because they only had margarita pizza. And he's waiting for them to open up those boxes. He's like, guys, I know that the battle- It's war time, so- I know the battle was lost, but we got pizzas, and you, you know Take you know, I think we should all be appreciative of what? What we what we can get, you know pepperoni Couldn't get pepperoni just won't outright say Yeah, the soldiers are like, oh man Well, it sucks that we lost the battle and most of our platoon but hey pizza they go and they open the box

the battle in most of our platoon but hey pizza they go and they open the box see I do it works in both ways because like the thought of like a soldier that's traumatized that's probably starving living off of like dried bean paste in a can like like they would be like oh margarita pizza though hasn't had a proper meal in weeks because he's just been in like the muddy trenches. You know, he's literally calorie deprived and just surviving off cigarettes, maybe a sip of whiskey and some dried bean paste.

Eating the filters after smoking the cigarette. Which they do have some flavor. That's why you gotta eat them after you smoke. Opening up the box, seeing margarita and just going, no thanks, really? going, no thanks. Really? No, none for me. Margarita pizza is, no, no, no, no.

I don't enjoy it. That's what my parents would get that a lot. It's all, you know, I understand, you know, fun. It's a parent pizza. It's fun. It's a pizza that growing up, you know, your parents would get that one and you'd be like Am I gonna be like that one on Molder?

You know what I think my like I like just a good cheese and pepperoni and the only addition that I like I do like To add on to that is just like feta cheese crumbles. Oh, that's pretty good. It's really good. I like uh, I'm a very Simplistic boy and you like a lot of different people you you like Hawaiian pizza, right? I think Hawaiians my favorite I've never had it. I would be open to try it. I just can't imagine the mushiness of the pineapple going well with Have you never tried pineapple on pizza? No, I haven't Really? So you haven't even tried it No, I haven't. Really?

So you haven't even tried it. I'm so sorry. Luke, don't keep that in, OK? Scratch my nuts real quick. Don't keep this in as well. Don't keep that in either. Let's get back on this pizza discussion. We're going to drive some engagement going to go crazy

today, Ryan. Pineapple on pizza. Bro, what if we did a getting Ryan's first pineapple on pizza vlog? The guys go get pineapple on pizza vlog? We could literally just go film that today. Today yeah. We do have a good bit of stuff to catch up on though. Ketchup that I don't know so I'd like you're a reference eat something right I've referencing like our own video that hasn't come out yet we'll have the one talking about no country for old man no I've talked about um the the Forrest Gump uncle sleepover cut up for YouTube where uncle uncle Dan. No, sorry

lieutenant Lieutenant lieutenant Dan's like Splatfest this weekend force ketchup or mustard. Mm-hmm Now I like ketchup lieutenant Dan, you know, I've been ketchup the past three season. I all three Splat Fests. I'm going mustard. Last time they're ever doing it. Wait they got reddit ketchup it's mayo and mustard what the? No I can't I can't do this one Forrest. Sorry. I'm excited to release the cut up I'm sure people enjoy it. It's out it's already out for those who are listening right now. And for those who are listening on Patreon maybe, because you want to listen to this early and ad free, the whole movie is on here. So the Forrest Gump Uncle Sleepover, you can watch the totality

of the two and a half hours. And it's a good one, because that's a great movie. We just have to re-export, we have to like pull up. Right. Yeah, yeah. Easy. Easy. You, you know maybe we'll do that today Well, we yeah because we also have to record that little bit for the intro today. You have the file Mm-hmm Yeah, it's on yeah, yeah, okay dope cool. I mean it's on

My imaginary hard drive because I don't have movies on my hard drive. Dude, you don't have to play this game anymore. I'm not gonna steal your hard drive to watch movies on it, okay? I know you have movies on it, and that does not make it more tempting for me to steal. Alright, you don't have to keep worrying about this. Yeah, well, I don't even know why you're saying anything, because I don't have a collection of over a thousand movies on that hard drive 4k Would they be in 4k theoretically if you had them what's it to you if they were it The these these hypothetical movies that don't exist Is it like hypothetically like a mix of genres like comedy and romance?

Well, if I and if I was to have a full Have a have a hard drive filled with over a thousand movies I would categorize them into genres and then within those genres I would then go alphabetical But then we're talking about sub genres. So that's where the sub folders come in. But that's organized. No, it's all the metadata filled out on the file. Can we go to ads real quick? Hey what's up?

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Do I look cool? You do look really cool with it backwards. You know the glasses also are looking good. I've seen many a comment about it. Actually you know recently I was, I accepted a FaceTime call from one of our editors, Michael. Michael did- He's French so it's Michelle. Oh, is that what it is?

Yeah. Sorry, I thought you just had a speech impediment. No, no, no. That would explain. Okay. But Michelle, you know, he's one of the editors for Eldenrig, recent male video, episode 49. He pops his little editing bussy. He pops that little editing bussy.

Here's an example of it. It's nails. Well, mine is little nails and they have like the iron giant, Bubba Gump shrimp, a monkey, a bunch of weed, a bunch of little cute designs. Wow, Michelle knows how to fucking cook and edit as well, very good at editing. But you know, he made a comment to me about your glasses. What? That they what? That they suck? Because I do need to get a new prescription soon because they're kind of waning. That's what he said. He said, you know, looking at those I can kind of tell that the prescription might be off by 0.25 at this point. They're probably off by about 0.25. Right.

But it's not something that I notice. They still make vision better, but I don't think vision's as good as... They're also a bit smi... I need to clean them a little bit. My glasses are always so insanely dirty and I don't notice until either someone points it out or I take them off and then See it. I'm I oh I have to clean them like multiple times a day like morning midday night typically Wiping they double things for me like the computer screen over there. It's like almost doubled How do they look on me look good? Do I look smart? Do I look like a like a genius? See I went with a thin wire frame. I guess that's what fit like they're very lightweight. These look good on you I like them, but Michael the comment he actually made was he

He said he really liked this this era of the way you look he really likes the glasses I've seen some I guess I'm still wearing shorts, but I've seen some comments. I guess I'm still wearing shorts. You know, small changes, one by one. You're dressing, dude. You know? I'm dressing to impressing. Back in the day, in like 2017, 2016, you know, you were just rocking the black t-shirt. The trash bag gym shorts. The black gym shorts. The And1 gym shorts. Or the gray one. The gray ones really look like a trash bag. Yes, because they were kind of like, yeah. I mean, we recorded, uh, there's

definitely many an episode with me wearing those, right? Or did, so many. Or did we record, did we start recording the video? No, we were recording the video when I was wearing the kind of gym short gym shorts because I moved to these comfortable sweat shorts. That's right, you really started impressing. Different fabric sometimes. Uh huh. I have this green pair that looks kind of knitted.

Really? Yeah, but it's hard to get a nice, because they always get like kind of tight in the waist, crotch, and rump. Meaning I need to get a bigger size. You have a rather rotund rump. I have gained a little bit of weight. I've lost a little bit of weight. In fact Ryan, bad news, I am six pounds away from my minimum. I don't even want to see where I... I picture that I'm around 210-215 right now. You know what this is though? I'm 141 as of last night and my minimum is 135.

A palindrome. I'm gonna keep it that way. I'm not gonna gain or lose any weight. Fuck yeah. Maybe the universe is just setting us on the paths we need to be on, right? Because super mega is known for, you know, stick and circle, you know?

The tall, skinny one. And the round. And the short, fat one. So maybe the universe, you know, we had a period where I had gained some weight, you had lost some weight, and we were kind of starting to move towards a median, where you and I just looked like two average you know Joe's two average Joe's and the universe said no no no no no you're gonna fall off if you guys

look the same we need to get you back to your roots of Matt being very malnourished and in scrawny and Ryan you need to be obese and short but you can have glasses now mm-hmm and Matt nice you can have long hair you, you need to be obese and short. But you can have glasses now. Mm-hmm. Which is nice. You can have long hair. You don't need to have that short. But it's gonna stay brown.

For now. Well, let me go back to blonde. I've been trying. The universe is going, mm-mm, sorry, no blonde. You're not going back to that era. I've been trying to go back to the galaxy. I don't know what this is a reference to. When I made my hair blue and purple.

Oh, yes, the galaxy color, that was good. Can we get an era? Can we get a picture of that next to a picture of me from that same era when I also had the blonde? That's true. Look at that, I'm I also had the blonde. That's true. Look at that, I'm stuntin' in this picture. It's a selfie where I'm goin'. And here's a picture of our podcast editor, Luke,

if he had mutton chops and blonde hair. Gorgeous. Absolutely gorgeous. Oh, and little circular glasses. Yeah, like John Lennon ones. Yeah, but even smaller. And Luke, not that I don't trust your skill I just feel like Matt's the only one that can visualize so he'll take care of that for you

So don't no need yeah, I couldn't do any better. I could do a drawing Here's Ryan's I Think it looks good now Hold on to that thought as I take a suck of this delicious Watermelon sativa vape only if it's in the place of my penis. Don't look like you're sucking my penis. Give it give it Come on. Come on, dude. Let's do the joke do the joke. It's funny visuals. Come on. No Thanks, why were you standing in front of me? It's fine

Dude you're gonna be H a I G H Fucking that was H a I you know honestly hey hey Hey, that was an actual genuine blunder on my part. I don't know why I was Why there was an a I feel stupid? Maybe you got me contact. Hi, maybe Shit, I forgot what I'm not. I'm not prepared with something and What just hold on one second I just I came unprepared unfortunately Not the first time

What does that mean nothing you ejac ejaculated, unprepared? Stop. Like you weren't ready? Me when I prematurely ejaculate when I'm trying to have sex and I embarrass myself in front of the love of my life? What are you looking up the word of the day? Word of the week? Yes, yes, yes. Can you introduce it? Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time for a segment that this will now be the third episode in a row that we've remembered to do this segment. I already know that, you know, I'm just going to be some snark comments going, wow, this segment's great.

I can't wait for them to do it two times and never do it again. Guess what? Three. Three, bitch. Three. We're doing it three times. And every single week from now on. We're not going to forget.

What is it? It's SuperMega's Word of the Week. The Funny Brothers, Word of the Week. And the goal here is to help you guys learn. So you come to our podcast, you get some giggles, you get some good mood, but you also get a little knowledge, and knowledge is power. So we'd like everyone to also take this Word of the Day

and use it in a sentence in the comments. Ryan, would you like to say this week's Word of the Day? Word of the Week? Yeah, you can double check me on this one, but this week's Word of the Week? Yeah, you can double check me on this one, but uh... This week's Word of the Week is DEFENESTRATION Is that removing a penis? DEFENESTRATION, the definition

The act of throwing someone or something out of a window Oh So let's use it in a sentence DEFENESTRATION? The heated argument ended with the dramatic DE-fenestration of the office printer. Damn. I think that's how you pronounce it. De-fenestration?

Let me see. De-fenestration, for sure. Yeah. So it's on screen if you guys are unsure of how to spell it, but we would love it if you guys could use this in a sentence in the comments below or you know if you can find a way to use it before the next podcast episode somewhere in real life you know out out and about maybe you're talking to your parents you get a chance to flex remember dad's defenestration of the coffee mug earlier this week honey we don't need to talk

about your father's angry I don't know what word I was thinking of, but there is a word that's kind of similar that has to do with removing of the genitals. Well, that can be your word of the week, but that has nothing to do with my, with this word of the week. It's our word of the week. Well well defenestration defenestration has nothing to do with well you could defenestrate fecal matter You know I Could yeah, that doesn't have anything to do with removing genitals You could demonstrate your genitals, you know, oh true throw them out a window

I mean, honestly if you get to fen finestrated hard enough through a glass window It could easily remove the genitals like the shards of the glass Okay, like a final destination type shit. Yeah, exactly I've never seen any of those movies. I just recently saw Just either new one the new one really which entertaining There it was fun, like the deaths are fun, leading up, you know,

I love the whole, essentially, all the scenes are the same vibe as watching one of those videos of someone doing a really cool domino thing, like contraption. Right. That's like what everyone is, because it's like one small thing sets off like it's like the loose screw pops off which then shoots

out a can which the can falls on a on some sort of thing that starts to roll you know it's really that's really how the deaths happen it's like it's like a Rube Goldberg machine yeah that's like the deaths it's all about like what an crazy what a crazy butterfly effect that all this all these things lead to these deaths I mean it is death actively searching out people the premise of I've this one and I haven't seen the other ones but I would imagine they are is yeah like these people at some point in their life cheated death, so the Grim Reaper or Death itself is coming to kill him because it doesn't like that. They cheated death. It's like, mm-mm.

He's like, mm-mm. That's not cool. He thought you could get away from me the first time, well not this time. Exactly. And there are a lot of fun deaths, but again, you know, there's only so many times you can have that same kind of beat for beat type of scene Yeah, I don't know there like six five or six movies I think this was the sixth one see what I all I can remember. I've never seen them, but I do remember Back when I was a young and seen the trailers for them on TV. Oh, yeah with like the roller coaster I remember that one and. The truck with the trees in it. That's the big famous one. The truck with the logs on the back which I actually

saw for this new one advertising. They were advertising on the back of a truck with logs which I think is very funny. But what if that accidentally. If that actually like killed someone. Killed someone. Do you think it's like even better it's great marketing yeah you know it's great marketing for the movie yeah a little fun you know I I feel like horror movies a lot of the times are kind of like you really only get the true effect if you go see it in the crowd. And I saw it in a packed theater. Oh, so that's fun. Fun theater experience.

So a lot of reactions, yeah. But I don't know if I would watch this alone at home. You know what I mean? It's not like, it would be too scary. It's just like a part of the fun is going to go see it with people and react to it. It's like, that was that was crazy Wasn't it when someone when someone gets slicing dice everyone goes? Hey you that's when someone shits their pants in the movie spoiler alert, did you Wait in the movie theater like in the movie in the movie. Oh, okay. There's a there's a pants shitting scene. Really? Mm-hmm. They die from it? Yep.

Spoiler You did say spoiler alert. I just want to make sure people know. So, Luke, you might want to put a thing at the beginning of this episode like final destination spoilers. Yeah. Referring to the poop scene. It's a big character, too. You know people. Comes out of nowhere. Really of nowhere really yeah shit himself and dies or what happens Well, they do like a little fart noise and then they go I think I just shit myself, and then you see like it's brown and red and then he falls over and dies Fuck I wish that that was genuinely

How the main character the movie died Just in the middle of a scene just oh Oh, no, I Honestly the movie probably would have at least gained one point for me if that happened one whole point one whole point I would have gone because I would have been like oh my god Matt You gotta see this you gotta see this just for this one scene so great almost like how I would say you well the entirety of match we got to see the entirety of the curse oh yes on your this is this was your second watch this is my first watch through I was just gonna make the connection of I would say that like while the entirety

of the curse is great, the... I feel like it truly is all about the finale episode. Without spoiling anything, it's like, you know what I mean? Right. It's all about that last little bit. That's the bit that matters. We finished it. It's 10 episodes. I highly, highly recommend everyone listening if you're looking for a new show. And you like

Nathan Fielder. You know like slice of life type stuff. Stuff that you know others might call meandering. I mean it's very unique. It's Safdie, Benny Safdie, Nathan Fielder, Emma Stone and when those heads come together some magic happens. Genuinely an incredible show. It's not for everyone.

A lot of people I know that have tried it, tried it and watched a couple episodes and they're like, I don't think this is for me. Which is fun. I mean it's definitely not a show I would say, you know, if I asked my mom to watch it, I don't think she would like it. It's very, she doesn't understand art, you know?

So it's like, it's great though. And it all leads up to a finale episode that makes everything worth it. It's just like a, I just, I'm not, I don't wanna say anything about it. You just gotta, the whole show's great, but the finale truly stands as its own, you know, beautiful thing. And I believe I said this when I first watched it, and you hadn't seen it yet, but it truly

is I have never ever seen a to a movie, a game, a book, anything that was on this level. And that's all I'll say. It's probably my favorite ending to anything. And like overall, I think... Ryan? Did you forget what you were going to say? Well yes, and the reason that happened is I started hearing like static in my brain and I saw these like images flashing and um...

Yeah, I just want to talk, I think, you know, this is a new segment, Luke, find music, and god damn it, make a great logo. A new segment on what's hip and happening now. That's not the name of the segment, that's just like what the segment does. It's like, what are people talking about? What's popular? Okay, so like, let's see what's popular. I'm just gonna go onto the popular page.

Wait, what graphic is he gonna make? I don't know, I mean, if you don't give him the name. I mean, we'll figure it out in the, in the, We'll figure it out together. Yeah, in the, okay, it's gonna be called, whoa! Um. Um.

Is the um part of it too? Yeah. Whoa! Um. Okay, cool. Whoa, um. Great logo, Luke. And then, so, um Okay, cool. Whoa, um Great logo Luke and then uh, so what's popular? Pop you so in recent news, um I'm glad we're doing this segment because we do need to find no we need we need to be topical

That's why I'm doing it and then when hear us talk about what's hip and happening right now. Hold on. There's not a lot to... Okay, okay. Tom Cruise is very serious about making a Les Grossman movie. Let's talk about that. Now, Les Grossman, I mean, to be honest, Matt, he is my favorite character in Tropic Thunder so I would be all down for a movie centered around Les Grossman though I do worry that is too much of a good thing a bad thing Let's talk about this. Well that character is just so over the top that I think it would be very easy to To accidentally overdo it. Jump the shark. Right? Because he's funny in Tropic Thunder because he's so intense and I mean-

Hold on one second. Luke, just like on E! News, you gotta have the subject title of what we're talking about as a banner down there with the little picture. And the little logo too in the corner. Yeah. So basically, I think that it's- part of the reason it's so funny in Tropic Thunder too is because it's Tom Cruise, right? Yeah, like you know movie has a lot of famous people, but you just don't really expect Tom Cruise of all people to be

Because he's very serious. Yeah, and we're talking about the same Tom Cruise Yeah, the the the famous Scientologist Tom Cruise famous Scientologist active Scientologist general He has all those medals. He has a lot of medals. He's essentially the president You see all those medals. He has a lot of medals put those on screen to lose. It's called say dog see dog Luke It's it's simple broadcast journalism I learned this in high school whenever we're talking about something people got to see it on screen So, you know, we're so they know what we're talking about, you know, they can't just imagine what all these medals look like. No, again, our viewers lack imagination and they come to us for it.

And you're a part of that, Luke. Provide the imagination for them. We're Willy Wonka, essentially. Yeah, instead of chocolate, we're making giggles. Yeah, we are. Bars of giggles. Bars of giggles. When we make music. Or when we sell fake pressed Xanax on the street to teenagers. Which by the way we gotta talk about that because I

think we need to get a different supplier. There's been a lot of... No, Mark's been great for fucking like years dude. I know I just he's up charging quality if we start going not quite it's fentanyl there's fentanyl in it no dude Mark doesn't cut his shit like we're gonna we're gonna start getting fentanyl in our shit if we go to Captain Sparkles when's the last time you took one of these I was I got barred out last weekend and that shit I almost died I that's not a markiplier problem now that's a you problem I'm not talking about I got barred out last weekend and that shit, I almost died. That's not a Markiplier problem. That's a you problem.

I'm not talking about going to Captain Sparkles for to be the supplier, but maybe we should consider. Because that's a one way ticket. We will get some shit. Yes. Maybe consider LordMinion777. Closely connected, cheaper product. No fentanyl, I know for sure that Wade

is not cutting his product with fentanyl. Well no, because he's connected to Mark. No, but I think what I'm saying is Mark has gone the cheaper route as of late. They feel too good to be just Xanax. There's fentanyl in them, 100%. I haven't tested it, I'm just letting you know, I'm telling you that there's fentanyl in the.

No, I don't believe it. We're getting off topic. Back to Tom Cruise. Yeah, let's step away from slandering Markiplier, okay? I'm not slandering them, it's a fact. If you want clean product, go to Markiplier. Well go to us, because we're the ones selling it. He's just a supplier.

Unless you're buying in wholesale, you wouldn't go to Markiplier. Well people aren't gonna come to us after you start saying that we're slinging fentanyl around. You kind of killed our market, buddy. So. There's no fentanyl in the Xanax that Ron and I sell. Which we get from mark

Who has good quality stuff? Yep, okay less less Grossman um You know, I think it's also like That character can be very exhausting in a large quantity by chance. Or possibly, is what I'm saying. So it's like, I don't know. Could be good. I think the funniest character in that movie

is Matthew McConaughey. Matthew McConaughey as like the agent for Ben Stiller's character. I think if he's not in it, I don't want to see it. No. McConaughey though, it's just... And we all understand that, not wanting to see things. Unfortunately, sometimes we don't have a choice in seeing things or not. Like the unfortunate news that Duck Dynasty founding

father Phil Robertson has died at the age of 79. Can we have a moment of silence? No. And some duck quacks. Maybe some music. I'll let you choose it, Luke. The silence for Matt and I, we're providing ambiance for you to enjoy silence as well. And so you can have a moment of silence of your own.

That's enough, I think. That's good. So what do you think about that? Duck Dynasty is a dynasty no more. Dude I am actually genuinely just just floored by that news. It is topical and hot. The old guy? the dynasty he died he did that's 79 Phil Robertson son Phil Robertson son he died too that's that's devastating oh sorry and the last topical thing that's showing up we'll do it well rule of threes one last topical thing that's showing up, we'll do it, well, rule of threes. One more topical thing for Wahoo. Survey shows Gmail users would gladly sacrifice features for more privacy. No, I want Google Gemini. I want their AI assistant to look at my emails and give me a pop-up

a window that I don't care about that's blocking things. Have you seen those like, we're prompts? Shit that they've been releasing? I like the kind of joke that people have started to do by just putting like Google VO3 and then like making parodies of those videos. But at the same time, it creates this uncanny valley feeling because it's like, is this just really good AI? Or is this people making fun of it? It's like- What's VO3?

Or I think, is that what it's called? Whatever the Google film thing is that they released. Where it's like- I know about this. What? Hold on, hold on. Let me find the video or like a an example real quick You know it's funny because Google's Google's AI like the biggest fucking it's a yeah it allows them It's essentially like for creatives VOC. It's not for creatives. It's to see I yes, it's to steal

Creatively it's like look you can create a setting in a Oh yeah, I can kind of see the uncanny-ness like when she's running towards the camera. Damn That's impressive as fuck. Wow. So so that's going on and What I was saying it's creating this uncanny valley effect with me because there are starting to be people memeing on it. Right. But at the same time, it's hard, like, my brain goes, has AI gotten good enough to the point where some of these that are making fun of it are also just these prompt videos? I don't know. We're getting to a weird, it's getting crazy, Matt. It's getting scary.

Yeah, I don't- Dude, AI is starting to be in like ads and shit. Yeah, dude, it's, and it's, it's shocking how good it's getting scary. Yeah, I don't. Dude, AIs is starting to be in like ads and shit. Yeah, dude, and it's shocking how good it's gotten. Google Images littered with it. It's starting to annoy the fuck out of us. Dude, Google, like Google Images needs to have some kind of setting where it can show you what's not, but like, you can turn off AI or.

How do you detect that? Well, I mean. Because it's a lot of these like stock photo websites. That's what I'm saying is like if there's a way it could just like tell from the website, it's getting it from categorize. Right. Not every picture that's AI, it's going to be able to do that for. But it's like for the most part, it's pulling pictures from Shutterstock and on Shutterstock, you know, I'm sure you can label things as AI or not.

And it just goes, okay, the AI pictures from Shutterstock and on Shutterstock, you know, I'm sure you can label things as AI or not. And it just goes, okay, the AI pictures from Shutterstock, let's set those with its own tag so then you can turn it off and not see the AI. Adobe Stock is what we use a lot because, you know, they have a lot of good stock images, stock videos. And lately, whenever I go on Adobe Stock and I search something, it's all fucking AI. And I have to go into the settings manually each time I search and turn off include AI and it's very frustrating.

I hate seeing it in Google images. I know because I want a picture of something and how am I supposed to know what's real now? Remember the wonder, like, yes, there's like this, like, aspect of like, ooh, I get to look something up and now it's presented to me, it's like, whatever, but like, I just like, I just remember this wonder of going online and like looking up a thing

and then seeing that thing and knowing that thing is a picture of that thing. Right. Holy shit, that's what that is? That's what that looks like? Like, I'm talking about when I was a kid, you even talking about like when I'd look up the term something. Let's even go something fantastical werewolves it would be people's drawings people's

costumes costumes from a movie like this AI shit like it's it's kind of like a lot of movies When they started doing a lot of CG, they started to feel soulless. And so we're starting to get this very soulless internet. And so, you know what I mean? Like there's not a lot of character. It's losing that character because all of this AI can be just produced like.

That's the thing, man. It's like, we're gonna get to a point where it's like, can AI just literally make you a movie to watch? It will. Like dude, we're- Or a TV show or even a game to play. Can it program a video game for you to just to play on the spot?

I'm sure in the next few years, or at least in the next decade, you'll be able to tell AI like, hey, I want to make a video game about this, this, this, and it includes this. And it just makes it for you right then and there. I would have never been able to imagine where AI even is today. Even back when I was in college, AI as a terminology was typically used for when people are programming AI for a video game. A video game, yeah.

Something that you know has boundaries that you know isn't this like a sci-fi thing. Like it's not real artificial intelligence. Yeah, AI like real artificial intelligence in the way that it's being used now has always seemed like this, I guess to me because I never did much research on it, but growing up even as I said in college like this very avant-garde this very like out there kind of like not avant-garde but very abstract sci-fi thing when we're 60 we'll have it yeah like but like now seeing at how it just kind of like it feels like overnight it like crept up and all of a sudden has sky just, dude. It's skyrocketed. I remember a few years ago when the first,

it was Dolly, D-A-L-L-E. That was like the first image generation one that kinda popped off the internet. Was that the one with the puppies and stuff? It was just, it was shitty though. You know, you would like give it a prompt and it would give you nine images and they were like not good.

But I remember at the time being blown away. Cause it's like, it's just making what I'm making. It's the same image, yeah. It's making a kitten with a blue mohawk. Exactly. And even though it looks bad and like if you look at it up close, the textures are all fucked and stuff, it's still like cool and crazy that it's doing that. You and I even have videos on Super Mega.

With the AI doodling with AI. Yeah. Oh my God, pics to pics? Yeah. Like that for, that was interesting, right? It's just that it comes to a certain point where It starts to become a problem and and

It's becoming one of those problems like time and time again, it's like with fucking anything We're not gonna stop it in time. Because money! Yeah. That's what scares me a lot is, like I think that AI overall, it's like the natural next step of human technology, it's just kinda like, what happens? It's just more automation. Right.

Something to take anything off of the, quote unquote, common man. We don't like to do things we like to imagine not doing things that seems to be what we usually it was out of convenience you know like we're gonna design a way of travel that's a lot like easier but now it's becoming like I don't want to put beans in a I don't want to grind like coffee, I don't wanna grind like coffee beans. I don't wanna, you know, I feel like,

I guess there's that conversation to be had is like, we're becoming all like, so blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, we're getting everything to do everything for us. But in a real sense, we are getting to that weird kind of WALL-E-esque world where everyone's gonna be sitting in a chair and being catered to by technology as we're all becoming just like like infantile dumbbrained rapping at the next like squid game season seven whatever the fuck you know it scares me made an AI yeah that's as I say like AI, you know, I think it is a tool that

It can be very useful and I think that it's something that is just going to become ever present and more ingrained in society where it's inseparable Eventually when we're older and we're still in like the early days of it right now, which is scary Yeah, and and the thing, it's advancing so fast and I think that AI genuinely is such a threat in the sense of it can be used and exploited in a way where, you know, because once it's way smarter than us,

and once it's way, I mean it probably already is, but it's like, once, I don't know, it's like Pandora's box. Once you get AIs so smart, there's like a point where, because I think I remember seeing that like chat GPT, like open AI and stuff, the way, or not chat GPT, sorry, some other AI system, now it's at the point where it's doing things on its own and the researchers don't understand, the people making it don't understand how it's even acting the way it's acting, they just know that it's doing it.

Yeah. And that's freaky. And to think of the implications of, I think what scares me too is the way it's gonna be used for capitalism, uh, like- Already is. You know? Yeah.

And that's why it's not being like- there's like no regulations in place. There's no- Well it's being advertised to the common people as a fun thing. Right. Like make your own memes. Like, tell Grok to do this. Tell Google AI to do this. It's like, make a fun picture, send it to your friends.

Ooh, make a video of your friend doing a backflip on a Ferris wheel, won't that be funny? Make this picture talk. Yeah, and you know, maybe it's just our old brains, but I miss the days of like, jib jab, where it's like, yeah, you're putting your friend in something, but there's like a fun, creative spin to it.

I don't know, like what I've seen a lot is of course Grok is used, I'm guessing it's Grok, there's a lot of AI shit that's used, but it's just people kind of like lazily making their own memes. Like when, just on, I see it a lot on, or I've seen it a lot on X I've seen a lot on X it'll be like people responding to something it'll be usually typically something

racist or very vile but people can just make memes out of that right right people can just make pictures of whatever they want like Kevin Sorbo can make a like when the whole the 86 47 seashells controversy was going on and have a banger everyone Kevin Sorbo and everyone started like telling AI to make like tell make this spell this out in seashells and it was and I'm just like fuck us dude this sucks this. Like, just giving anyone, and maybe, I don't know if this sounds kind of gatekeep-y, but giving everyone the means of being able

to create something that typically would take talent and time is kind of infuriating. I see what you're saying. You know, it's just scary because there's a lot of stupid people Well, it's like you don't When I even like take it to like old Twitter memes or Instagram memes You know like someone made that someone was funny enough someone the I don't it came to them someone downloaded the font

They fucking crushed it to the point that they wanted to like but now you can just tell hey make a crushed meme that says this and it Has this in it and it has a rat a rat doing a handstand with with a funny hat on it's like to see that cool it's it's a I Don't know it takes the I think the font the genuine nature of the internet away I feel like we're gonna reach a point where every, like just, we're getting there now, but you know, the internet used to, and you know, it's not like it used to,

it still is, but it's like, it was a place of, despite all the shit, it was a place of like creation, where people could post stuff they've made, it's like communal interaction. Right, and I feel like it's just gonna become so saturated with AI generated slop that it's just going to be just kind of this cesspool of just like AI generated images.

In real talk, that's how I already feel with Google images. Yeah, Google images fucking sucks. You just look up like just a picture of a monkey, like just any monkey, and eventually you'll start getting like just AI results where it's like, why? And it's hard because you used to be able to see these results and you can tell pretty easily. Like it might look good but you're like, yeah but I can tell that's AI. It's becoming more and more tricky. When I see an AI image, I'd say 90% of the

time I'm able to like tell it's AI. Even if it looks really realistic, you know, there's like little telltale signs that you can be like looking for font and text. The minute those telltale signs are smoothed out, like it's getting there. We take those for granted, but like you know a lot of it is like look at people's like hands look at people's like Like like eyes and faces a bit one is split up So it's like if you were to generate something like this this it would be kind of a look if something was Well, it could be straight, but if something's like covering part of it. It's like look to see if the line can continue through it

you know that is I to see if the line can continue through it. You know? That is, I think we're very close to the point where it's just like the little nitty gritty details that make a picture like classic AI where you can tell it's AI, it's gonna be gone. Was it A24 who got caught using AI for some shit? I know Disney I think has been caught already. All these companies are definitely human.

I thought A24 had been caught using all these companies are definitely 24 had been caught Using AI and a poster some shit. I think I think using AI like creatively I Think it it sucks in the sense of like You know people aren't making like creating stuff and you're also like there could be a talented artist that you know You're not giving this this work to you're just having a computer could be a talented artist that you're not giving this work to, you're just having a computer make it, which is like trained on other people's art, et cetera.

I think it's good creatively for stuff like project planning where it's like if you and I are making a music video, using AI to come up with shot, we tell it what we want it to look like and we can use it kind of as a reference. I think that's all right where it's like, you know, we have a set that we wanna build. Creating like images of what that could look like

so we can get an idea. Well, you give AI like the measurements and be like, and then you can give it the measurements of all the furniture and be like, could you arrange this in a way where like the space is just decent like just get like a visual idea of you know something but yeah I really do not like the which you already do on graph paper for the most part but yeah and

this you know it's nice to have you know you not doing that because you don't get paid for it well I could get if you let me just have a little extra bonus cash but that's conversation for another day of course yeah another day graph paper is expensive maybe another month maybe next year we'll come around to it next year okay maybe a holiday discussion okay well I guess uh speaking of discussions, looks like this is about where we have to wrap this AI one off. You are on the edge of your frame, bucko.

I'll be even more on the edge. In fact, I'm even, I'm small right now. You can't even, because like we're zoomed out because. Do we need to change the way things are so that you can be center frame? Do you always end up going like. I'm just slouching like this. Maybe we do need to, I don't know. Cause like even if I slouched I feel like I'd still... Do we need to put your... Do we need to like put the camera down a little bit for you?

Maybe. I don't know. I think this looks fine dude. It shows that I'm chillin'. I'm chill maxing. I mean, you're a beautiful boy. Thank you dude. You're a beautiful man.

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We could. The vagina sticker. We could release a vagina. I don't think we could because it's like, do people sign up and be like, I'm over 18. No. We can't send grotesque vagina pictures. Well, no one said it's grotesque, Ryan.

Could be a beautiful vagina. It could be, I mean, yeah. But I feel like in general, just it being a vagina. Fine, it'll be the penis stickers. This is a conversation to have on the other part of the podcast that these people can only Dream or hope to see that's right But the bigger and big beautiful boys get to see it and thank you guys for tuning in doesn't matter if you are

A patreon or not. Just thank you for listening that you know, that's enough and make sure you comment Differentestration yeah and use it in a sentence Please don't just comment. They don't just write the word. We want to see you be creative with it. Yeah. Alright guys, love you so much. You're all beautiful in some way or form. Not as beautiful as the big beautiful boys and the bigger beautiful boys, but still beautiful.

And you know, I like to do a little something today to end it off sweet. A little, pass it along of your own. There's a lot of people who will buy meals for people ahead of them in a drive through. I'm just saying pass off the smiles, pass off the giggles to someone else. The next person you see if you're driving, if you're just walking down right now, the next person you just happen to make eye contact with,

give them a cheeky little, stick your tongue out at him. Give him a little tongue. Yeah, give him. Stick your tongue out. Maybe go, ooh, throw a little neener neener that way. If you can manage it. Make sure both hands are on the wheel. At least keep one on the wheel.

If you're at a red light, and your seatbelt's on, and you're fully stopped, you can take one hand off the wheel to throw a neener neener at the guy next to you. And Matt, sing us out baby. I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend. Who could cut ties with all the lies that Luke's been living in. And if you do not want to see me again, I would understand I would understand

Okay, that's gorgeous stuff, right? Really nice. Thank you.