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Episode Date: August 27, 2025

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I said, Are you for real, Ryan? What is Box Lunch? Then Ryan goes, Box Lunch is a one-stop shop for apparel, home decor, and collectibles inspired by our favorite fandoms. If you're into anime, superheroes, sports,

Studio Ghibli, video games, whatever you could think of, this spot has you covered. I got so excited, I started jumping for joy and screaming, yippee! Then Ryan said, not only can you get your favorite merch,

you can make an impact too. For every $10 you spend, box lunch will help donate one meal through their part. partnership with Feeding America. Over 10 years of giving, 250 million meals have been donated to food banks across the country. Oh yeah, they also have board games, trading cards, blind boxes, you know, et cetera, et cetera. I said, wow, Ryan, that's pretty crazy. But is there some kind of discount code that I could use? And he goes, yep, Matt. Use code super 30 at checkout

for 30% off your entire purchase at boxlunch.com. Not combinedable with any other offer. Don't forget, that's code super 30 at boxlunch.com. Thanks, Ryan. are the next podcast episode you have to be decked out in all denim like everything you wear has to have some sort of denim on it so like your socks would have to do full denim I have your shoes are have to be denim okay I would have to get some denim shoes your shirt your hat like you'd have to find some sort of special glasses case to have denim on it and get denim earrings like everything even that necklace would have to have denim on it dude like Like, everything that is an article of clothing or accessory has to feature denim or, if it's a main article of clothing, be denim.

Odds are, the next podcast. I was going to say two, but honestly, I'm vibing with this one. Five. Okay. Three, two, one, four. Well, ladies and gentlemen. If I could whistle, you'd get a whistle out of me. You did it.

You actually wore all denim for the very next podcast, like I told people you would. You know, I get sick of people saying that they always promise things and they don't follow up. They don't do it. and I was laying in bed after the last episode it was like 3 a.m. I was looking at the ceiling and I was thinking I'm like what the what the hell can we do

you know to reach these kids and uh is denim back in or something? I'm bringing it back in it's coming back in thanks to you you could have done it to look stylish you don't have to do it to reach kids or anything like that

well not reach kids I mean you know what I mean I'm talking about like holy smokes can you believe it's episode episode 77 of the super mega show. Wow. That is, that's a palindrome of a number if I've ever seen one. That's two lucky numbers next to each other. It is. Now, will this be a lucky episode? Who knows? I mean, it's going to be filled with, you know, us talking like any other episodes. So, yeah, I mean, y'all come here for that. Y'all who consistently show up. First, thank you.

Thank you. You know, y'all, y'all are holding on, but we will have guests soon. We probably promise. I mean, it's been like 77 episodes, and we haven't used, we, from episode one, we've been like, we got this new said. We have a guest couch. It is done, though. We just can't show it because the camera's not there. The camera, I believe, just came in yesterday. But I had to, hold on, I had to, Tucker only sent me the lens night before last on eBay. I bought it. It's on the way. So once that's here, but a bing, but a boom, we got to get Tucker's sweet little supple white ass in here to set it up. But then it's guest time.

Randy Newman waits for no one. Yeah, and that's why we lost him as a guest. So, that was very embarrassing for you and me. And I would rather just not really well on that. Do you have any epic plans for this weekend coming up? Are you going to see some film flicks? Are you going to play some video Huego's? What's on the docket for Matt?

in the day in the life of Matthew Watson. Waiter, could I see the menu, please? Yeah, it's looking like there's some video huagos on there. Ooh, nice. It's looking like there's some drummage? Drummage. Now, are you lying about the video games? You were just saying that to make me happy.

Yeah. Well, I know, actually, I might play some video games. I might play some binding of Isaac, or I've really been wanting to pick up my old school RuneScape account again. You'd play the new Donkey Kong that came out. I really should. been meaning to it is fun just like uh shopify oh i think they're they're probably sponsoring this episode maybe yeah but it's not they're not paying for the extra shoutouts between the ads

maybe we can be like hey we've you know y'all you what gives pay out we can be like debt collectors oh i like that you know like loan shark we always like like always like always throw in like a shout out's like y'all guys didn't pay us for this and we do have a contract where we're supposed to be paid through mentions like that's not at all what that could do i mean do you have you guys read the contract um our lawyer did have you read the contract yeah we just go back and forth yeah i don't think you have actually then uh if that's what you think it says uh we could loan shark them though just be like listen we spent the whole episode talking about how fun shopify is outside of the the ad slot and uh we don't think we can accept any more ads until you pay

up for that. And I'll be honest, if you were a good business, like you say you are... And fun. Like you say, like we say you say you are. You would 100% you know, honor this type of arrangement and go, oh, you know what? Even though maybe, even if it wasn't in the contract, these guys are so nice and they're doing so much good for our fun brand that maybe we can throw them an extra bone or two because we're a multi-billion dollar corporation. You know, an extra million bone or two. An extra million bone or two would be fucking awesome. Not going to lie. One day. One day we can... One day we're going to get that million dollar check from Sony Entertainment.

Because we're going to be in... Some sort of Spider-Man reboot. Okay. I mean, we're going to get that million dollar check either from that or more likely maybe a settlement. Probably a settlement. Probably a settlement. We can go take a few tours. And then see if there's anywhere where we can accidentally, like, what?

Oh! Now, are you willing to sustain the actual injury? How far are you willing to do? Yeah. I already have a hurt back. So I could use that and be like, get another, get a new MRI, like, look at this damage to my back that y'all caused. Also, like, you could even hurt your back further because here's the thing, your back is already hurt. It's not like it's going to just magically get better.

No. You're already going to live with back pain, so you might as well take advantage of that. And it's not going to be some new shock to your system, right? I mean, I could technically get a handicaps plaque if I wanted to. Plackard. Not even two days ago, I was talking to the old ball and chain. And I was like, do you think Ryan could get a handicapped placard for his car because of his back? And she was like, no.

I bet you I could. She was like, he doesn't have a wheelchair. You don't need a wheelchair? Or a stick was what she said. And I was like, you don't need. I could go get a stick from CVS. Yeah, they sell them, like, you don't need a license for a stick. I could go to a fucking, the Rose Bowl Farmer's Market

and get some, like, a stick that's been AI laser engraved. Oh, that would be sick. That'd be a sick stick. But they are... The entire Forest Gump script etched into the walking stick. That, if someone can make that for us... Not using AI, of course. Well, yeah, if someone could by hand etch every word of the Forest Gump script,

into a well you can use a machine you just can't use AI to design it you have to you have to collage the script together yourself yeah and uh I think it's doable uh you know the the Pasadena Rose Bowl flea market I believe it's the second Sunday of every month it's a beautiful well and it's it's the second side about to be the second Sunday isn't it I don't mean to always talk about it but it's just coming up again because I saw some stuff about it at these types of, I don't know if it's the Rose Bowl flea market, but a lot of these flea markets now, you'll see a lot of AI art. Really? Like on T-shirts and like even like plates and shit. Like it's just, you know, those shitty, um, the stuff that always used

to exist, but now it looks even worse because it's AI art. It's like the, the rainbow lion shirts or some shit like that, you know, it's all, it all, it always looks bad. It's like a realistic white lion or like a, a studio jibbley style like Fox. Yeah, yeah, yeah. before we had shitty artists doing it and you know at least there's there's a little bit of art yeah charm now we've just got clankers fucking doing it making the entire fucking flea market

a bunch of bullshit yeah I want to go to the flea market not the PC market you like the ring I do I also like the watch oh thank you yeah the watch was uh what time did we need to be anywhere um no we're good

okay we got we got time okay and plus it's a meeting with Tucker you know true we we can be late to that if we want he always wants to do a video call and he's always like oh accidentally uh I was accidentally naked I didn't know it was a video call it's like you're the one you're the one that asked video call yeah um and you even texted us like 10 minutes prior being like hey video call right get video call I got to be honest I uh when it comes to and I'm in the wrong here I get it but when it when it comes to a like business calls um I really am not a

fan of when they want the camera on yeah you know because like usually it's like i'll roll out like if we have to do a business call it's like i'm rolling out of bed five minutes before the call i look like shit my eyes aren't fully open dude yeah it's hey what's up it's matt exactly i want it like i want to i want to be able to like sleep in between when i have to go uh-huh oh that's interesting that's crazy dog you used that one a little too much last time well i think you thought it was the first time every time because you didn't remember because you were constantly I can fall in back to sleep but that's also narcolepsy yeah you know that's a medical condition so uh you know I don't want to have to show my face and then because I'm just sitting there

looking at like three other like middle aged people who I don't know that are just like nothing to add here sounds like a Watson family reunion because everyone's dead we can go to commercial no we can't it's not it's too just a little early if you know me you know I have a massive funco pop collection

I can't get enough of the guys recently I really wanted to add some funcos to my collection and my good friend and podcast co-host Ryan said Matthew they've got those at box lunch I said what are you for real Ryan what what what what what What is Box Lunch?

Then Ryan goes. Box Lunch is a one-stop shop for apparel, home decor, and collectibles inspired by our favorite fandoms. If you're into anime, superheroes, sports, studio jibbley, video games, whatever you could think of, this spot has you covered. I got so excited I started jumping for joy and screaming, yippee! Then Ryan said, not only can you get your favorite merch, you can make an impact too. For every $10 you spend, Box Lunch will help donate one meal through their partnership with Feeding America. Over 10 years of giving, 250 million meals have been donated to food banks across the country. Oh yeah, they also have board games, trading cards, blind boxes, you know, et cetera, et cetera.

I said, wow, Ryan, that's pretty crazy. But is there some kind of discount code that I could use? And he goes, yep, Matt. Use code super 30 at checkout for 30% off your entire purchase at boxlunch.com. Not combinable with any other offer. Don't forget, that's code super 30 at boxlunch.com. Thanks, Ryan. Look, it's just improv comedy and, you know, we use a lot of what we, what happens in our real world life and use it to like find the funniness.

So I was just bringing up, you know, that goes with, you know, everything, honestly, yeah. Let's do that. Oh, I was doing it. Oh, sorry, dude, I thought, I'm so dumb. I thought you were explaining. Keep that in. No, don't. Matt

claims to be a pro at improv comedy Look at this reality Let's put it an instant No wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait An instant replay Luke This is like that goes with You know everything honestly Yeah

Let's do that Oh I was doing Oh sorry dude I thought I'm so dumb I thought you were Keep that in And an instant replay of your favorite moment Luke as well right here Just like uh Shopify

Uh huh Let me to be fair I said what I said what I I was thinking of starting with, and then you just went straight into it. So I thought you were saying what you were going to start with. Again, he's not yes-anding. He's putting his fork in the ground. We took classes for nothing, dude.

What would Mark a pliers say? You always were the worst in class. Not only Mark, but what would the teacher who always kept you after class and locked the door say? I was jealous because I didn't get private lessons like you did which is not fair which is obviously why you got a better grade you're making it really hard to yes and some of these things man because again you're going into real life territory

things that are genuinely upsetting to me and you fucking dude you fucking I think I have broken down to you just saying you wouldn't have gotten into the magic castle if it wasn't for that teacher so that's fair that's a fair point I will yeah I'll give you that one Sorry, just the thought of, like, you, you give, like, the transactional sex so that you can get invited to the magic castle from an improv teacher at, like, I was about to say second in Charles. What's the place called? What's the second city? No, that was the merch company.

You're right, you're right. That went bankrupt and got acquired by the United States government. It sounds like an improv studio. Because you're thinking of a, we went to upright citizens brigade. What's the other one? It's something city, right? City or second. Isn't it not?

Groundlings. There's groundlings and then. Dude, I swear to God, there's a second something. Hold up. Let me improv. I like the idea, though, of you and Mark waiting out in his Tesla after improv class. And it's like, what is taking him so long? The city improv.

So it is. The second city in Chicago, Illinois. Second City Theater. That's also where the merch company was based. Chicago. Is that like a Chicago thing, Second City? Don't, doesn't Chicago, what's a Chicago-style dog? Is that just chili?

Hell no. Have you ever had one? Is it just mustard? No, dude, it's the best. Matt, I am curious. Explain to me what a Chicago-style dog is. I know what a, like, a backyard, you know, like a Tommy's dog is? Yeah, what a Tommy's dog is.

Which is disgusting, by the way, I have had. Um, basically, uh, it's like a, it's a bun that has poppy seeds on it. So it's like, it's like a soft, like lighter bread. Burger King did hot dogs. Yeah. Not sesame seeds, poppy seeds. So the black ones. Yeah, the little, you know.

The black seeds. That's a great band. Sounds like a band. The black eyed seeds. And then, you know, you've got the, you got the wiener, of course, right? But here's where it's. about to start getting crazy. Or actually, I'll work up from the...

Okay, okay. But the weaner, is it just like your typical... Yeah, just a typical weaner. It's just a, like, a... Nathan's... Oh, okay, okay. You know, then you're going to add some... Some diced onions.

Okay, okay. You know, not bad. Sure. I personally... Carmelized? I'm not sure. I really can. I really can.

I really can. I grilled a little bit. I'm not in my experience. Okay, okay. That's fine. That's fine. But, um... Um, then, of course, I add ketchup and mustard, because I'm a big ketchup and mustard head. I actually, I think mustard goes on it. I'm not sure.

I think ketchup is a big sin for hot dog lovers. Fuck off with that shit, dude. You know what I mean? Like the, the hot dog connoisseurs. It's like, there's places, I think, I don't know, it might be Chicago where it's like, can I get ketchup and they'll be like, no. Go fuck yourself. What the hell? That's why Obama asked for, uh, do you have any, uh, spicy brown, some Dijon? Any, uh, Dijon mustard? Which, enjoy your fancy mustard, Mr. President. Yeah, I'm sure he did. Can we not talk about the peanut farm?

How unfair it was? That they took Jimmy Carter's little fucking peanut farm? Sorry, I just, I know it seems to have come out of nowhere, but this is something that's deep-seated that, like, it's kind of like my fear of the impending doom of death or something. It's like, I just have this thing where it's like, it's not fair that Jimmy Carter had to give up his peanut farm. No, it's not fair at all.

The deep state went and fucking took it from him. Sorry, we're getting to sidetracked, the Chicago dog. And again, for you fucking hot dog connoisseur, Chicago freaks, I might be getting some of this a little bit wrong. This is my recollection of a Chicago dog. Ready? Here's where it's going to get crazy. Pickle slice.

One that's as long as the hot dog. Is that part of being Chicago style? Are you just doing Matt's style? No, no, no, no, this is Chicago, I've got a pickle slice. Okay, not relish? Just a pickle slice, okay. Now get this. You're not going to like this.

Probably not. A little tomato on there. No, no, you're bullshit. No pickle tomato. This isn't a shit. I'm visualizing this. And then? This isn't a thing.

And then? You're making this up. The last thing is, uh, it's not a pepperon chain. An apple slice? No, it's, that would be delicious, though. It's a little, uh, it's a little green, uh, like the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, neon green peppers. They're not pepperon chinis.

They're like juicier. Okay. You know? That's a Chicago style dog. Yeah. Do you believe me? Not fully. I'm going to look up a picture of a Chicago style dog.

Go ahead, Luke. Put a fucking picture up. At the same time, Ryan sees what a Chicago dog is. Is Chicago the place that does the deep dish shit, too? Yeah. They're on one. Chicago is, uh, yeah. Oh my God.

You're not. wrong that looks it's good they're really good that looks gross Sonic has a really good Chicago dog it looks like someone went into like after they're after they were done making like a meal for like a big group they were like what can I make myself and so this is what they had the scrounge together which is fine well the entrees are all gone but it doesn't little bits of ingredients I guess what I'm trying to get at doesn't look planned like it looks like oh throw this in there throw that yeah Chicago dog like like Like it's 2 a.m.

And you're stoned and you're really fucking hungry. You open the fridge. You're at like a relative's house. You're like, what can I, what can I eat? What can I fix myself up? Which I, dude, I have done that many a time. I'll be staying in my and uncle's house. You'll mix a bag of skittles and bag of jelly beans and a bag of M&Ms all together.

And then pour milk in a bowl. There you go. I was waiting. And call it, and call it yummy cereal. Yummy with a yum and then. yummy soup it's yummy soup but like I go on my aunt and uncle's fridge

God forbid they listen to this but you know it'll be like three in the morning and I'm Can I ask real quick Are they the type to like have like Green Bean casserole in their fridge Or like what type of They're they're so you know

No they're not southern They're from Seattle But they live in Charleston It's lame I know So they're Seattle folk Liberals of course Luke hates Seattle Yeah really

you really hate seattle Luke oh yeah Luke fucking hates that place I like Seattle I don't know why he said if there was just like like if there was a place

that could be wiped off the map and if he could do it himself and press a button in it you know yeah I don't understand it probably hate from the because the Kings lost the big game last time

that's got to be it which was very embarrassing for Seattle yeah and embarrassing for Luke personally because he had so much riding on that not money but just like reputation with people just to show the people and maybe they can hear it too

just how embarrassed you were of how bad your team was why don't you go ahead and show the final moments of their last game Sacramento has got to come in and Seattle's got to do something very dumb in order to lose this ball game but they need to stay out of the way of the Kings

Yikes Yikes hate to be Luke right now it's probably just someone running out the clock or are the king's a real team the what are the kings a real team the yes in seattle i think so they have the sounders would they who the sounders yeah they have that's their team for uh soccer the seattle sounders are they dogs no oh what are what's a sounder because i know a sounder from the book sounder oh and i know i know a sounder the type of person who inserts like metal rods into their penis.

There's that too, I guess, you know. So, um, I think it's, I think it's soccer. But, you know, it'll be 3am. I'll be hungry as fuck. And they're not the type to have like, yeah, maybe some green bean casserole, but more so just like leftovers from dinner, maybe spanning back a week. Maybe it looks a lot like my fridge. Uh, I'm not going to sit here and critique their, their fridge organization.

I'm just curious as to what delicacies one could. Nothing really... Like, what do you usually puzzle together? What are the different things you grab from this fridge? Okay, so, for example, last time I was in Charleston, I was starving, and I looked in the fridge, and it's like, it's going to be another one of those. Matt has to make do to get a meal. And Matthew make do. Matthew make do.

I'm trying to remember what was in it. There was Carolina Gold barbecue sauce on top to kind of drown the flavor of whatever it was. God, Carolina Gold. Every now and then there's a barbecue place here that it'll have like... Carolina Gold and I'll be like thank God but every you know it's it's rare I got dude they have Carolina Gold Chester's hot fries yeah I got them they're really good Chester's hot fries wait Chester's hot like Chester Cheetah mm-hmm they have Carolina Gold sold here yes I bought it and I had a couple and I went oh my man

that's like I mean look at the bag of this so I can put in my memory also so basically I remember there was like Carolina gold I do actually what was the there was potato salad there was a little bit of potato salad in there cold of course there was a meat what was the meat maybe it was like

yeah that's them it was like some maybe some brisket or something brisket's so good if you get it from a really good fucking barbecue place yeah I got this from my aunt knuckles fridge so but like fresh brisket fresh brisket's delicious

melts in your mouth fresh brisket's delicious You know? Yeah. And then there was like one other ingredient and I want to say it was like It was like corn salad or something. A little bit chocolate syrup or something. A little bit chocolate syrup.

It pairs great with the Carolina Gold barbecue sauce. Of course, of course. But yeah, it's always some bullshit like that. You just said you made yourself something delicious and then you call it bullshit. No, bullshit can be delicious. True. Have you ever had Jack in the box? No, but I've had Jack Daniels in a box.

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Oh, hi buddy, who's the best? You are. I wish I could spend all day with you instead. Uh, Dave, you're off mute. Hey, happens to the best of us. Enjoy some goldfish cheddar crackers. Goldfish have short memories. Be like gold.

Oldfish. Yeah, so essentially, I get halfway through the can, and I'm like, why does this taste like shit? And I look, and it turns out these green beans I'm eating expired in 2022. Oh, I thought it was going to be that it was. you're, because you don't use a toilet, you use leftover cans to recycle them for better use. Yeah, but I'm not making that mistake twice. No, you know?

Well, fool me once, shame on poop. Fool me twice, shame on Luke. Because he's the one that organizes all the cans and make sure that there's no leaking. Well, please get them out of the office, by the way. So you had a problem with the jars because they're see-through. So I switched to cans.

all of a sudden you have a problem with that too yeah yeah okay all right all right well uh what do you got planned this weekend oh i didn't go into when you asked me i i didn't go into what i was really excited for okay but i don't want to no you don't you what were you really excited for drums like drum sticks like chicken drumsticks like from uh kFC or pop eyes dude KFC versus Popeyes I wish the Nelk boys fucking ask NetNat Yahu that question See that's the questions they should have asked

Burger King versus McDonald's And then Net and Yahoo goes Actually church's chicken And they go oh No way This guy's not so bad He likes Church's chicken Let me guess

Bojangles Yep Oh More like Net and Yoo Again I want to pose the question Nice by the way I want to pose the question What does NELC mean? Is it their names?

It's, I actually found out apparently it's, it's something that they coined, but it's the, like... Is it the combination of two words? No, no, it's, it's, I don't know why it's called that, but it's basically after, it's kind of gross, but after, like, sodomy, the man's ejaculant when it, when it leaks back out of the other man's... In it? Oh, it's got a little bit of brown in it. Got it. That's what it is, yeah. So...

Some Nelk. Yep. That's something that I You know, Stiney has been very open About sharing In the other one In the other one Do you know his name?

No, but they share it with each other If you catch my drift Oh yeah Yeah But uh KFC Over Popeyes KFC has better sides

Yes I used to like Popeye's sides more But then they got rid of their rice And I love their fucking rice Yeah They're Cajun rice Yeah I was wondering where that went I haven't seen it.

I haven't had it in the long. I used to get a big tub of it. I loved it. Dude, that red rice is good. But now, nothing. KFC is probably my favorite out of the... I really do like Popeyes, though. Okay.

I was singing that in my head. What does KFC have? Mmm, chicken! They tried out like a Yoda campaign. It didn't work. And I don't remember that, but I do. I'll take your word for it. You know, I think things were.

would sell a lot better if Yoda was in it. Take, for example, Soul Calibur 4, you could either, I think, on Xbox, if you got the Xbox version, you got Yoda, and if you had the PlayStation version, you got, like, Darth Vader or something. Oh, really?

And Yoda, have we talked about this recently? I feel like I've told you this recently, where, like, Yoda was, like, half the height of all the other fighters, so it was, like, very annoying and kind of cheap to play against Yoda or be Yoda. That kind of, I feel like that would have been a conspiracy theory by that console,

because people will want to, you know. They gave the better character to Xbox. Yeah, exactly, yeah. But they gave a more iconic character over to PlayState. Yeah, an evil character. Maybe I'm getting it wrong, but it was like, there was character exclusivity from what I remember for each console at the time. I kind of like that.

Hey, it gives you a reason to buy more than one console. Yeah, it does. Hey, I'm a console head at art, you know? Always, always got to get the new console. We do have the Switch, and I have already run through, the two games they've released. I ran through Donkey Kong in the matter of like four, five days. I still need to get that for the Switch, too.

And then Mario Kart is just kind of like it's there, but I really feel like what? No, I just, I continue, I'll tell you after. You know, Matthew, if I were a teacher in a classroom, I'd tell you, well, either two, there's Either two ways, I guess, I could go about this if I were a teacher. Secrets, secrets are no fun unless they're shared with everyone, or if there's something funny, why don't you share it with the class? I don't know which way would get the truth out of you quicker. Is there one that seems a little more like anxiety-inducing,

like putting you more on the spot, or they kind of like equal? Oh, I mean, secrets are no fun unless they're shared with everyone. It's not going to get me anxious. I'm going to be like, it's like a riddle. It's a rhyme. It's, you know, but commanding me to share my secret with the class. Yeah, that's going to get me anxious. Well, if I told you that...

It's not a secret. Okay. I was just laughing because I finally circled back around. I was like, I got the drums. And then literally went straight into like, well, KFC or Popeyes. And that was like five minutes ago. And now it's like... It's fine, though.

No, no. What's your favorite thing about your drums, Matt? I like banging them. The sound they make. Are we good on the drums then? That's the quota, yeah. Okay. Can we get back to it then?

Yes. Now Dairy Queen Or Wendy's Frosty Wendy's Frosty dude Fuck Dairy Queen I'm sorry dude I know I might catch some flag From some Middle American

Goobers in the commons here No offense to middle Americans I love Middle America I just I'm saying As a coastal elite Dairy Queen is fucking disgusting Wendy's Frosty Or McDonald's McFlurry

Frosty I might choose the McFlurry I might choose their Oreo McFlurry double up on the Oreo, because, like, I love myself some Oreo and some ice cream. Have you the Smoores McFlurry? No. It's got Graham Cracker, chocolate, but get this, you know, the little freeze-dried

marshmallows that are in hot chocolate mix? Tons of those. Yeah. Imagine if they put Lucky Charms marshmallows in there. I mean, they're the same thing. Yeah, but, you know, they're not true Lucky Charms marshmallows. Get your hands off me charms. What was the fuck?

What did he say? say, kind of have my charms. Yeah, it was always a, it was always like a sexual innuendo where the adults were always trying to like steal the leprechaun because they were so sexually enamored by him. And the kids just wanted him for his cereal because they were so child. Like they didn't see the leprechaun for his sexiness. Yeah. They saw him for the friend that he could be.

And, you know, he felt torn because on one hand, you know, he feels flattered that he's sexually desired. But on the other hand, he, you know, feels flattered that these children look up to him and want to be his friend. So he doesn't know if he should go like the more moral route and say no to the sex and, you know, befriend the children while not getting his rocks off just to clarify or his charms off, I should say. Or if he should go the sex route and have coitus and penis to vagina sex with the women. Okay. Get out of the boardroom. I thought you said these guys, they were good.

Mr. Kellogg, listen, I, I, I, I, they duped me too. Did they not like our Netflix UK sketch, uh, pitch idea for the movie that was going to come back and hit hard after Jerry Seinfeld's Pop-Tart movie? Because they, because Netflix, UK doesn't have anything to compete with, uh, the, the Jerry Seinfeld Pop-Tart movie. And it hit hard. it was impactful. Luke was watching it actually at the office, no joke.

This isn't one of our bits. He was watching it while, I want to say Alex was here. Baby no money? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was. Not Alex Scarsguard. Okay. He was here.

He doesn't want people know he was here. But I went, we went in the back room. And we're like, what do you think Luke's up to? Not the back rooms. Scare me for a second. I don't probably put a jump scare warning, just even mentioning that. It's trigger. And then Luke put a jump scare sound effect within the next minute of the podcast at a random point.

And make sure at the very start of the podcast you do put in text T.W. Don't worry. No jump scares in this episode. Promise that there are no jumps. Don't. we get sued we scare someone to death it's possible i mean hard yeah being scared one causes as you've told me before this podcast causes people that not only piss themselves um but it would probably get their heart to skip a beat and getting your heart to skip a beat isn't good nope that's uh if your heart

skips a beat you're dead unless unless someone uh is praying for you in that moment but the likelihood of someone praying for you in that moment's highly unlikely. Oh, I don't know. Do you think there's people that pray for us every day? Like at least one person out there that prays for us a day? Not a day, but maybe like a month. I pray for the Super Mega Boys to... Boom!

Can you just pray for us to become a, a billionaires? You know, material wealth is not what I would have asked for from God. I'd ask for more denham you know that is material wealth that's more material wealth than a bajillion dollars could ever

true because a bajillion dollars is you're not going to have that in cash right it's going to be in like digital assets like in your bank account so you don't actually have that money so it's not material shit when people call you material for caring about money you'd be like I don't have any cash I am a material girl

and live in a material world When I was younger, I thought they were saying, I thought she was saying, they were saying serial, the part where it's like, in the back, like, Syria. Serial girl. Seria. I'm living in a serial world. No, seriously, get out of the boardroom. These ideas are horrible.

Yeah, we'll wait for Netflix UK to get back to us. And what's with this running Netflix UK gag? Eventually, I'm sure some board member will be like. Mr. Kellogg needs you to leave right now. Okay. Here's our card. give them like this funny little lawyer card that comes with

merch and boner or the old super mega cards that we made from 2016 with the QR code and our cartoon characters on it that we handed out at VidCon yep yep yeah good times we have some of those here do we yeah

dude I have a whole box of them in my super mega memories box I saved that shit because we had so many left over which is unfortunate we we weren't on our grind set enough to be we should have been handing those things out more can we get like a plane to drop it over some some major city like new york or that's smart or everyone's like oh we're like running thinking it's money at first or maybe we could get new cards do like the religious

stuff that looks like dollar yeah you you get you know we make fake money but not in a federally illegal way in a in a in a funny way in a goof way gaff it's not meant to ever um well it is meant to fool people as legal tender for a moment for a goof true yeah the secret service might it's funny the secret service are the they're the ones that handle that could a police officer arrest you for throwing like uh the little poppers at his feet no because they're fun right they're they're not gonna harm it's a toy exactly and it pisses them off because they go oh i wish you'd pull out a gun we all remember the older kid when we were younger who would throw those like when you're not paying attention at your feet or something or honestly would just take a handful while you're paying attention and throw it like at you and it would pop on you yeah that was uh cousin forest uh one fourth of july was chasing me and he's younger than me too he was and he was throwing the poppers and i punched him in the face it's the only time i ever punched anyone in the face how do you think cousin forest doing right now what i think he's doing what do you how do you think he's doing right now i think he's doing fantastic

I think he's probably in his bungalow in Costa Rica high out of his mind On painkillers Yeah, on prescription opioids And I think he's probably working on one of his DJ sets Ooh Have you thought of

Has he ever reached out to try to get a collab? No And I respect that about him He goes, my cousin's so fucking famous And I'm not going to use him Well it's crazy because you'd totally do a collab with him If he asked Yeah

like the good old days like format 24 I totally would yeah I would do like an edium trance track with him all he would have to do is ask all cousin forest would have to do is just ask

I should call him right now I haven't talked to him in years does he do edm yeah dude he's a DJ in Costa Rica and he does like he does like edium DJ sets how the world has

changed is it crazy to see that cousin Forrest is now an EDM DJ well he's been an EDM DJ Like, dude, he's in Costa Rica. He's doing, like, festivals in Central America and shit. What's his DJ name?

DJ penis. Okay, I'll tell you his real DJ name. I just don't want people to go flood his shit. So beep it out, Luke. And you bleeped out, it means... Bleeped out the whole thing. It's a really long DJ name. But, uh, yeah, uh, he, he has really long hair. Um, I, when I, when I see him, like,

pictures of him, because I haven't seen him in probably, in probably, he a filthy liberal? No, I don't know, actually. I don't know where it's, dude, I have not seen him in like, probably a decade. Cousin Forrest. But he reaches out to you sometimes, I'm get, I'm sure. Uh, yeah. I mean, every, every now and then we'll talk on a, uh, a baby. Nope, not like that. We'll talk on social media. media. I keep in touch with his older brother actually, Cousin Land, and I keep in touch with him a lot more. We do talk every month or so. The stinky one. No. He actually, I have a You're the one that told me he was stinky. In a good way. I have a distinct memory as a child

where he smelled like Cologne. Poop Cologne. That's what you said. So I was listening to your podcast and I never do and you say I smell bad? No, I didn't say that. Ryan said it. Why Why did Ryan say you said that? Cousin Landon, I... Cousin Landing, cousin Forrest, the roster just goes on and on. Cousin Price. I'm not going to talk to all my cousins, but... Cousin Ludacris?

Again, I'm not going to talk to some my cousins. And once again, don't give out Forrest's DJ name like that. DJ... What up, it's Cousin Ludacris! Cousin Ludicris! What, is Ludacris still making music to this day? The Ludacris. up.

I'm not sure. You know, though, he did the end credit song for Tropic Thunder. Yes. Yeah, he did. He's also been in many Fast and Furious movies. He's also, he was in The Simpsons as Luda Crest doing a toothpaste commercial for Crest. Was it good? Yeah.

That was weird, I guess, diversion, but I saw this trailer. It might, I don't know if it's A24. It's someone, but it's, uh, it's, it's. a Brent what not what's his name brand brand brenden breeder and the japanese one yeah yeah where it's like uh i might sound dumb because i know that there's like uh there's like idle culture and like rent a girlfriend or rent a boyfriend type thing like in japan where it's like an experience type whatever is the job that he is doing in that movie is that like an actual thing where it's like people hire you to be like a family member and talk to them is that like

an actual thing it's like you can rent like an american family member right is that that's the gimmick of it something like i don't know if it's like an american or whatever but it's definitely like they rent family members and uh i think it's is it's particularly like we we rent out white people to pretend to be your Asian relative if that if that if that was a thing anywhere it'd be a thing in japan you know i mean white people are hard to come by especially for rent in japan oh absolutely dude we give ourselves away there willy-nilly it's frustrating uh when i when i felix what i said look at felix oh i mean he walks out in the street and he gets swarmed by the japanese youth and and they're they're screaming his name and

and he goes all right bros bro khan i'm uh i'm uh doing a family vlog channel now bros and every now and then when something comes in my head I do a little I talk to you guys what's bothering me sometimes but I'm gonna be I'm gonna be doing woohoo

as him doing backflips out of the camera view he like steps out of frame to do the backflips yeah I just have some backflips bros he's like

who that's when he comes back in frame who y'all should have seen that bro oh hold on I'm learning to do backflips now I'm pretty fucking ripped

look how big my dick is now broch show you literally whoa dude You know, on fucking, that would be a monumental, probably the biggest controversy of his career. Yeah, but it's unfortunate because he's too pussy to do it. Yeah. Just all these entertainers are too pussy to do something that matters, to make a statement.

Here's what I understand, dude. You have all these celebrities and YouTubers, et cetera, that are quote unquote washed up and freaking out about their relevancy. And it's like, why are you fucking stressing about that? Just show your dick. Boom, relevant again. I'm serious. Balls, dick, boobs, like mobs, I guess, more so. People love when you squeeze your mobs together.

There's a whole, there's a whole, like, group chat I was added to where it's like every picture I send, I just get like a, I get a Venmo, essentially. They never even ask for it. They say, just send them whenever you can. And it's like a hundred, make sure to cut this out, Luke. But it's been, it's been pretty good for me. For some reason, I just imagined you explaining that like on Tucker Carlson live to Tucker Carlson.

He's just giving you that look like. Tucker Carlson is, what is he doing now? He has his podcast. His ex show. Is he done shilling for Russia? Hell no, dude. He's still doing the Russia stuff. They got deep pockets.

Isn't he trying to do this, uh, not anti-Maggot? He's like, I'm asking questions. Well, I'm being hard on. this administration now. And by the way, in the sake of staying relevant, here's my heart on. And he shows his erect penis. I'd watch that episode. Totally. I bet he's, I bet Tucker's a little hung. I bet it's not small, but I bet it's not huge, you know? I can't, I can't comment legally. That's right. Yeah, but it seems like Tucker Carlson is on the kind of like, Maga is so 2000

late, all right? And now I'm I'm new Republican which is a little I think he's just more pro-Russia and because Maga's very pro-Israel and Russia is

allied with Syria and Iran you know, more so Iran than Syria. Got to love a global relationships. Yeah, dude, can we just take a second to talk about the geopolitical status of the world right now? The geopolitical and economic state of the world right now? I really wish the interview would have been like, all right. Yeah, like, so, like what? It's unfortunate, and what I mean

unfortunate is because, like, as much, you know, he deserves to be made fun up for being, well, he can be made fun up for being cringe. Why not? He's, he can take it. He's famous. Um, it's just like he, the, the part that sucks is that he does do a lot of good with his money. Jaden does? Yeah, he does like, I think he does like a food truck that feeds the homeless. He's given money to a lot of different, either started or given a good bit of money to different foundations that do, like, very helpful things. And so, like, he's, uh, he does good things, uh, every now and then using, using his, uh,

fame and, and wealth. So, so. He's just a Mr. Beast rip-off then. Yeah, Mr. Beast. Am I wrong, or didn't he already do a water thing? Mr. Beast? Because he's doing a water thing right now. Well, you can never have enough water.

No, of course not. And the world needs... Last time he raised all the water for all the people without water, they drank it all. So he has to do it again. We need more water. What? Because before it was he put wells, and I don't know if it's still the well thing. Those were his oil wells in the middle of the...

I just saw a lot of clips on TikTok where it was just like him in a like a Discord call with a bunch of famous streamers just like, how much you get a give? And they're all like, I'm going to give a hundred thousand. The CEO of TikTok gave 1,000. Meanwhile, you and I are on like camera in the bottom corner just looking at it. They're like, I didn't know that's what this was. Bro, we could give like the same amount as the Twitch CEO. It's like going one by one, but like 250,000.

And we're just like, but finally, thank God the Twitch CEO is right before us. And he goes, yeah, I can throw a thousand. We're like, whew. Yeah, we'll do 500. Yeah, we'll match the Twitch CEO. Yeah. So we can all. Plus one.

A thousand and one. We match the CEO of Twitch's donation. And we'll always say, we don't say the amount. You just say we matched. And it's probably a big number because it's the CEO of Twitch. Yeah, like, you know, it's a Twitch multi-billion dollar company, right? Owned by Amazon. I mean, it's got to be multi-billion, right?

Yeah. I don't know if Twitch itself is but it's connected as like a branch to a larger conglomerate which is worth trillions by the way the market cap of Amazon

is trillions Can you believe Rihanna's a billionaire Yeah I can I just think it's pretty cool I think she's through makeup stuff I know same with what Chloe Kardashian

Yeah I think so yeah Kindle A lot of them probably Kendall One of the one of the little One of the little ones I thought was a billionaire. One of the small, tiny ones, I think.

That's not Chloe, though. Chloe's like one of the three originals. Well, I guess one of the four is Rob Kardashian, but. Yeah. I remember people donating money to whichever one was about to become a billionaire because they wanted her to hurt a girl boss. And it was like, yeah, we're going to help her become the first female billionaire. Y'all could have stopped after millionaire.

After that, like... It's like, that's very successful. successful so like at what point do you think because a million dollars like it is a lot of money but in like real world economy like that you can like save and you know whatever but a million dollars is only goes only so far at what point at what like what amount of wealth do you think you become numb or kind of disassociative to like the meaning of money and and the worth of it like of like of like of course maybe a millionaire maybe it's always in stages it scales though right because it's like there's like an actual graph that uh this is like represented by where it's it's a thing with like the human brain where it's the the value of something scales as you get uh it scales with the amount you have so that's why like if you're uh if you have 10 dollars to your name, $100 is like a ton of money. But if you have $100,000 to your name, $100

is like nothing. Yeah, I'll throw this away. Right. Or if you like, if you have $100,000 in your bank account losing $100, you're not going to probably even like break a sweat over it. You're not going to give an F. Um, you know, now imagine having millions and millions and millions and millions and millions in your account. Imagine having hundreds of billions in your account. It's crazy what a giant leap that is from being millionaire to billionaires as well. So many people don't, I think that's part of the problem with how many people defend and lay down to get fucked by billionaires and, you know, crusade for them because they're like, well, yeah, but if you were a billionaire, wouldn't you, you know, like, they work hard

for it. It's like, here's the classic example. Counting to a million takes 11 days. Counting to a billion, it takes 33 years. So, think about that. That's a pretty big, pretty big jump. I just think, like, there comes a point to where your brain just kind of goes, and stops thinking about, like, because there is a point where you stop worrying about,

like, can I afford this bill or whatever? And I'm sure, like, wealthy people, when they buy expensive things, do in their own way, worry about the price of things and, you know, whatever it is. It's just, because, like, in all honesty, if I were a billionaire, I don't, like, Like, in all honesty, I'm sure that money would fucking affect me in a big negative way. I doubt, like, you know, I can't be one to say that if I were a billionaire, like, if I just magically woke up a billionaire, I wouldn't, I guess not wake up. But if I, throughout my life, I had the upbringing or whatever, became a billionaire, like, I just don't know if that lifestyle really lends to any sort of kind of self-reaching. realizations that help you mature down the road or put you through any kind of turmoil to

help you just learn basic life. You know, the thing is, yes, rich people still lose family members and lose pets and all that. But I think like the biggest thing, right, is like, are you comfortable on a day to day? Are you like comfortable able to pay your rent and your bills and medical debt that you may have, student loan debt? people aren't in the United States. Most people are just kind of like, what, paycheck by paycheck, right? And even that is now, nowadays not enough. No. You know? So it's like if a medical emergency happens or just really anything unplanned for, you just don't have the emergency funds for it. And I think like, I think like probably about to get deep here. The biggest lie.

that we tell ourselves that the human brain tells to itself over and over everybody and we can't break from it is that more money means I will be happier in life and my life will be better and you are always chasing that you know and while it doesn't necessarily mean that at the same time I will say I still believe right that like money makes it way more effortless and possible for those people who are having any sort of problems to not solve them

but at least look into what's going on. There's a lot of people who can't even afford, they choose to pay their bills and pay rent instead of going to the doctor this year and shit like that. It's just this insulin or rent. I think we still live in this mindset

in America where we're still expect in a lot of, I'm guessing, like Republican leaning people like this is kind of like the worldviews like a lot of people still expect us to have people to live by the one person makes

a living while there's a mom taking care of two kids at home type of setup when that's far gone now both parents can work and it's still work sometimes multiple jobs too a lot of the times multiple jobs

like a like a site like a side hustle. Yeah, and just like if you, you can look at the trends and graphs of like the prices of things compared to like where the dollar is at. And it's, it's, it's just becoming more and more and more unattainable for Americans to pull themselves out of poverty because that gap between poverty and ultra wealthy is just getting bigger and bigger and bigger. Yep.

And the middle class is going, but that, but. that never proves well in history. No, it has not. You know, that's not like a well, well, you know, the rich will get theirs. You know, we'll be dead and gone by then. They tend to not, but in history, they also have not tended to have a lot of foresight on that because they're materialistic and care about the now. And also, I think the narcissism, ego aspect of being a billionaire or a multimillionaire,

I think kind of blinds you to that possibility of someone else's experience. and someone and also blinds you to the collective experience of like a group of people experiencing poverty and how they're feeling and how they view you know but like you said it's a it's a it's a scale right so we uh we like right now you and i we we have we have our own imaginative view on like what what wealth is and what poverty is but at the same time that's that's while we have an understanding of it we were not living as you and i aren't living as someone who well i would say i wouldn't categorize paycheck for paycheck like we are getting by and paying our bills um you know at the same time we're we're like we're uh we're uh we're in a we're in a position where we're

able to afford rent and afford bills and be somewhat all right in los angeles which always gets me down the road of thinking of like, fuck, if we lived in South Carolina because that's just where I go to visit the most. You know, you and I probably, you know, you have friends in South Carolina still. I know, you know, I do.

So it's like we see the mortgage that they're paying on a house that they're putting value into and we look at the price we're paying on rent because we can't afford a mortgage out here. I actually don't because Charleston's prices

are like pretty much L.A.'s now. I don't have friends that have houses in Charleston. I guess I'm thinking, like mid-state and like upstate, like Greenville-ish area or whatever. Myrtle Beach? Yeah, I couldn't imagine Myrtle Beach being so, I don't know, it is a tourist attraction. I love Myrtle Beach. I mean, let's move Supermega there. Hey, one of the highest, Horry County, one of the highest, maybe the highest murder rate per capita in America.

Nice. It's Martle Beach for you But yeah It's just Just one of those So I guess One thing that definitely point out Is thank you to everyone

Who you see on screen right now Who chooses to use their own money Or their parents money Or their uncle's money Or their guardian's money Or their partner's money Or maybe The embezzled funds for work

I look at it as like a Robin Hood type of thing Yeah exactly Take it from a rich person to give it to us exactly but there's a lot of you out there that support us consistently through patreon and also just just uh just showing up here and watching but specifically thank you to those who because we know we know the economy and all that's uh not hasn't been the greatest for a long time but especially now it's up and down up and down up and down it feels and a lot of people are going through it so thank you to those who choose to still maintain any sort of

giving to our Patreon and if you can't, don't worry about it. The content's not going anywhere. We're not planning on deleting the Patreon. Actually, I wanted to talk to you. So you only have this month if you really want to watch it. There we go. Okay, yeah, we've got to sell it.

But yeah, big thanks to everyone who continues to support us and watch. I know the podcast isn't what everyone comes to this channel for, but thank you for those even who still support this podcast we got going. Yeah, we genuinely are so unbelievably grateful that we are able to even have an audience that enjoys the stupid shit we make because that's something that, you know, growing up we both could only dream of and we were fortunate enough to stumble upwards and get that. perfect description stumbling upwards and we know and we and again like Ryan said

uh time times is tough so the fact that some people are willing to give uh some of their income to help support the the channel and the and the skits and the in the laughs and giggles genuinely means the world to us and we do not take it for granted except for the holidays we go rampant on Christmas gifts for ourselves I will I just want to be clear with that make sure bonuses because the whole tax thing with that remember it's tax differently

you've got to classify it as a bonus the bike had to have a bell and the bell the original bell on it wasn't even high quality you can barely probably hear it on the street no I wasn't good it was more like a you needed that good

but then I had to get bikes for all of my friends because it's like if I'm just on a bike then I'm gonna be ahead of everyone walking when we go out no but these aren't yeah but you you got it for your entire Facebook friends list which is what 620 people or so and you how many of these people do even know i unfriended 200 people

so i could get it at a oh 420 oh not for like i just had a bot do it i didn't really pay attention so you don't you don't know who you want which friends got the bikes no i didn't get one i don't really use facebook anymore who does besides grandma uh grandma or or mama or yeah mama That's what my grandma was called. My grandma was Mama. Mama. M-A-W. M-A-W.

That's cute. That's cute. Bye.