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that's businessman scheduling stuff. We're just here to crack wise and be funny. Crack wise, dude. I love those old, it's like what an old school teacher would say in like the 50s. If my dad is goofing off, it's like, son, stop cracking wise. My dad used to get spanked at school.

Really? Yeah, that was just- Did he like ask the teacher or something? He said, daddy, can you spank me? It was common. Come on. It was, there was a- I mean, they had paddles and shit.

There was a paddle with holes in it, so it would uh Hurt even worse when it gets your took us different times for different crimes It's also frustrating crimes for different times. I don't know. It's not a crime Being a child that needs it now it is in school You would be like it would be like akin to like what just like assaulting someone, physical assault. Yeah, but what it really is doing is teaching a lesson. It's instilling values into our youth,

which is something they could really use these days. It pisses me off that, oh, the teacher hit the kid, oh my god, there's gonna be a lawsuit. It's like, come on, let the, just like, kids need to be hit sometimes. Yeah, whatever happened to just rocking a kid's socks off, just really balling up your adult fist and really just going to town at least for one good swing at their noggin, at their forming, at their currently forming noggin. If I was president, I would make it where a teacher gets one per student a year. One good balled up, essentially like the adult's fist

is acting as like a wrecking ball. One closed fist punch a year overall, and then one open-handed slap per student. Like on the back of the head slap. So like they get dizzy and they go oh my fuck you know however the The hand slap that's unlimited. Yeah, you make a little their hand on the desk. How about this? No hand slaps I'd say let's at least Harken back to a better time. Let's get the ruler back. Oh, yes

Unlimited still though. Okay. Okay. The ruler is now we're talking that's that's classic. Have you ever been smacked by a ruler? I believe I have. Doesn't feel too good. I feel like the closest thing in elementary school that I ever got to like our parents age of getting reprimanded in school was there was a substitute I may have talked about this before, but I had a substitute teacher in elementary school, it might have been like third or fourth grade maybe, maybe fourth.

Let's just go with fourth. I was chit chatting, I was probably talking to a friend, I was being social, I was being a kid. You're cracking wise? I was an only child, I was excited talking to a friend. I was being social. I was being a kid. You're cracking wise? I was an only child. I was excited to see other people that I could communicate with on my level. You were giddy.

Because I was a kid genius. My parents just couldn't understand the conversations I was trying to have with them. That's very frustrating. No, but like, you know, when you're a kid, you like talking to other kids. You relate to them more. Yeah, the youth are very knowledgeable yes what what the fuck was

I what why did I yeah you go on that I went on about when you were reprimanded but then but then I went on a side I went on a side tangent but it's talking to kids but anyways in in fourth grade teacher, I was talkative, whatever. And the punishment for that was to put me, make me stand in the corner of the room, face away from the class. Face the wall? Like the corner?

Face the corner and hold my arms up. That's cruel and unusual punishment. And I did that for the entirety of the class. What? Yes. It was, in fact, I even think. No way. I think they got in trouble for it.

Yeah, I was about to say. Because even like, as a kid, you tend to like, especially elementary school, you know, you're dealing with like adults, right? So you tend to trust them. So like, but I do remember even as a kid of being kind of like, this is not okay. This is complain worthy. The hands up in the air. It's like,

it's like North Korea. I know that's crazy. But that's the closest like form of like barbaric. Well he didn't hit you. He didn't assault you, but he He mentally assaulted you. He did. With the torment, you know, not only is that embarrassing. With his telekinesis powers He made me float in front of the whole class. Oh my god, that's so embarrassing. And I got scared and I pissed myself But the telekinesis also works on the piss so I was floating all in my piss and shit. Oh my god Not shit. No, no, not and shit, although I did want to shit. I was scared out of my mind. I understand.

I was levitating, I was floating, I was defying gravity, because I saw the Wicked musical recently. You did, you just- With Luke. You saw the movie? Mm-hmm. Not the Broadway production?

I never have seen the Broadway production, but I have seen, I saw a theater production. It was the first musical I ever did done see. Really? In a middle school. I saw nothing. I'm not counting like, you know, in elementary or middle school,

like your school put on a play that the drama department. Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Yeah, like I don't count that as like, I went and saw a musical. Theater. But I went to go see Wicked, like it was a field trip that the drama class

in middle school took to Charlotte, I believe. Okay. Which is where I also ended up seeing the Book of Mormon. Okay, Charlotte, I didn't know Charlotte had such a musical scene. I know, but. For theater. Well, there's not,

I feel like there's not too many places to express your love of the arts. You have like Columbia, Charleston, Greenville. Like you just have to go to like a major city in South Carolina and you'll find like a local theater. But it's still not anything to like the the abundance of theaters and companies that are in Los Angeles. New York City, LA, you know you don't have all that crazy stuff out in South Carolina unfortunately. But you do get some pretty good you know homegrown theater productions which is nice. It's a good name, homegrown theater productions. Hey you know don't steal it anyone. Trade market or copyright or whatever you need to do

Create a logo so you can do both we got a trademark that fast, but how was the movie? Oh the movie was uh that was alright III III think I am like most people where if something is a Stage production. it's a very bombastic, flamboyant, fun musical. The whole point is like the theatrics of it and being there in person and all that. I always will feel like the musical is always better to see and is a better experience and a better representation of the story that was written.

Right, I agree. Right? Yeah, no, because I saw Jesus Christ Superstar on like a theater production of it and I've seen the movie, I've seen part of the movie at school and it just it's not the same. Like the movie still can be good, but it's not the same as having like people right there in the same room singing, putting in this passion, this emotion, even though the guy playing Jesus was like 70. I think the musical for me, like the Wicked musical, and it sounds weird because like there are like, it needs to take itself seriously to some respect, but I feel like for me at least, and maybe I'm being selfish and you know they're not they're not making movies

for Ryan McGee, they're making movies for the general audience but if it was if it was like something that I would have enjoyed more and I did I did have fun with it it was it was an alright yeah movie like I don't I didn't hate it I also didn't like jump out of my seat loving it you didn't no but they did a good job with the soundtrack I like both Cynthia and Ariana and their respective roles Now I know the movie had some controversy with the with the witch with the poster and people were wondering We talked about that on the podcast. Yeah. Yeah

Do you see the pussy is the pussy green? No, no, you don't see it. You don't see it. They don't show it that that must be in that must be in like the 4d real d see it they don't show it that that must be in that must be in like the 4d real D that's a Dolby XD you're in the Dolby theater and it just has like a just a shot of a spread green pussy why not yeah fuck yeah they even it's 4d like the experience because they give you some smell too they sure get you some get you a nice moist coating of a perfumed green pussy. Perfumed pussy. Perfumed pussy. Yeah, when's the last time you had some perfumed pussy?

Perf- elegant moss will be the name of this. You know, something like that, I'm sure. Which is brew. But, you know, whenever I think of but-um. Oh yeah, every time I say but-um, it sounds like I'm- But-um. Yeah. Oh, yeah, every time I say but um it sounds like I'm Yeah

Here's here's little critiques that I will have I thought the first 30 minutes of the movie Felt kind of cobbled together in its editing and pacing I feel like they could have quickened the pace and sometimes if you're taking something from the stage to the theater it's best to potentially like leave some stuff out or cut some stuff down to better because like a movie's a movie and like I think it's how long was it it was two hours and 45 minutes. I will say, there was only about one point while I was watching it where I was like. Come on. It was just like a transitional number

that I thought they highlighted a little too much. Where it's like, oh this is like a main beat that you're trying to hit with, this is a big number you're doing. I think movies should be shorter or at least spring back intermissions. Yeah well that's the thing like the the hot take this is a part one because they're doing a part two this is this only covers the first act of the Wicked musical. I didn't

know that. So structurally like this is why I would say I also prefer the musical structurally I when I remember seeing it at this climactic point that I just witnessed at the end of this first part of the movie, there was like an intermission where it's like, oh shit, I'm collecting myself. I'm gonna go out, get snacks, use the restroom. And then you come back and then it goes on and you, it's like, it's fun because, you know,

I was so used to twists being in television and stuff, but being able to like see a twist unfold live fun because you know I was so used to twists being in television and stuff but being able to like see a twist unfold live as a kid was very magical. Very magical. So it's like oh the story just ends on a cliffhanger I don't have to wait like a week for the next episode to come out whatever it is it was just a it while it lends itself to being a part one and part two experience the length I don't think is justified dude I I feel like they for some reason feel like they have to Make movies long now and it's like long equals good

And if you make a short movie for some reason it's considered bad and like I don't know I feel like two hours for most movies is where it should honestly be capped because two hours is a long time when you're pushing two and a half three some movies need it and it's very warranted but other movies there's no reason like Tyler Perry movies they don't need to know no well I feel like the the two plus hour long movies and maybe I'm making all this shit up and and I don't know what I'm talking about granted. That's most of this podcast Yeah, welcome welcome to super mega show, but uh But I'm but I'm you know yeah

Hold on feel like intermission should be brought back though like in movies because two hour movie three hour movie like You have to pee at some point. You know, especially me. I just have to give up that I'm gonna miss some of the movie. I'm like, I'm going to pee like four times. See, I'm stubborn and I fight through it, even though then most of the time, my attention is diverted.

I can't enjoy it because. To having to pee. I'm like, oh, I gotta pee, I gotta pee, but I don't wanna miss the movie, but then I'm focusing so much on peeing and holding it. It's the same as when you're trying to fall asleep and you kinda feel like you have to pee and you're like, I'm gonna power through it, because I don't wanna get up, I'm just gonna go to sleep, and it just never works.

I'm sorry, buddy. Thanks. That means a lot. We're going to take this time to go to ads. Commercial break. Let Matt collect himself because I know that was. Yeah, but to be to maybe put you on the brighter side for you and for the audience when we return. I am going to introduce Matt to a new game, a new card game that I think you'll like, I think you'll have a lot of fun with.

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Just trying something new? Well, people can't see you. Well, we switched seats already. Well, I mean, I know, that's what I't see you. Well we've switched seats already. I know, that's what I was going to mention. If we already switched seats, I'm not sure I'm comfortable changing stuff. It's too much. Yeah, it's a little too much. Maybe for an episode we can both face away, but if we've already switched seats, there

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Their world, it's been flip turned upside down. Now, I'd like to take a moment, I'm gonna sit right here and tell me about this card game that is fun that you like. So this is a card game, and let's call it the Jeff Gordon card game. Holy fuck dude. Yep. You busted that out?

I just pulled out a stack of playing cards decorated with Jeff Gordon because it's the Jeff Gordon card game. Okay. You ready to learn? Yeah, did someone mail us that? Yeah, remember it's the Jeff Gordon card game. Okay. You ready to learn? Yeah, did someone mail us that? Yeah, remember we got the Jeff Gordon notebook and Jeff Gordon. That's right, that's right. I made sure we kept all that.

Thank you. Don't worry, Jeff Gordon number one. Like China number one? Yes. Jeff Gordon number one. Gordon number one. Jeff, you have to say Jeff Gordon. Jeff Gordon number one.

Can't just be Gordon Because then that people might think that you're you're talking about the detective from the Batman movies right or Gordon Ramsay It's a horrible name to be honest or Gordon Freeman. Yeah from from house Yeah, go ahead, but what's this? What's this game? Okay? Gordon Freeman Let me make sure well, I know there's already two in the room, but let me make sure there's no jokers in the deck.

If you want I can hold the mic towards you so you can do your little card thing and anything? Any jokers? Just the two sitting in this room. Don't make it again. Alright so, let's see, let's see it. the two in just the two sitting in this room don't make it again all right so let's see let's see it okay okay he's shuffling nope he's dropping some cards let me let me let me start that again let me start that again you got it sorry oh the mic the cap fell off the little cover here

I'll hold your mic for you see But people want to hear the shuffle okay? I'll put it up to the cards the shuffle people like that's like kind of like ASMR type shit here we go Nice that was a good one Beautiful I do it again. Just... Yeah, give us one more. Okay, okay. And also it makes it more of a fair game. Exactly.

You know, no deck is shuffled the same... ...twice. There's over a bajillion different... ...possibilities. Did you see that? See that cool little card trick I did? Nope, that was a flourish. That was a sick flourish. Yeah. They all flipped in the air. Went like in like a car. They all did like they did a perfect 360. They did like individual cartwheels and stuff.

Anyways, so, Jeff Gordon the card, Jeff Gordon the playing card game. Yeah. Okay Matt, I'm ready. Ready? Let me, I'm gonna set the deck right on this. Move the little sexy neck. I know I said I'd keep this area clean. It's a little messy. But, you know, the monster's still here. From the last episode, yeah. It's trash, but, you know.

Okay, so I'm gonna set the deck right here. Okay. Okay, ready? Do you wanna go first, or should I go first? Well, I don't even know what I'm gonna set the deck right here. Okay. Okay, ready? Do you wanna go first, or should I go first? Well, I don't even know what I'm supposed to be doing. Well, you'll learn. You learn by playing. Okay, I'll go first.

Okay, okay. Do I take a Jeff Gordon card? Yeah, don't let me see it, don't let me see it. You can look at it. No, no, no, don't look at it, sorry. I got the rules wrong. Okay, just keep it face down. All right, I got my Jeff Gordon card right here.

I got my Jeff Gordon card, okay, and then I'm gonna count down three, two, one, and then we both place the cards where our four heads are. And whoever, okay, ready? Yeah. Okay, three, two, one. Okay. Okay.

And aces are high. Okay, so do I have an ace? Yeah. Did I win? Yeah, you won. Well, is, what's the- We can play again if you want. Are you just supposed to guess what my card is? No, it's...

Oh, look at what we have now. Ace of diamonds. You had an ace and I had a four so you won. But we can play again. Best two out of three? Okay, is it just whoever has the higher card? I get to go first this time. Okay.

Okay, three, two, one is what happens here though this is what I don't understand okay you see my number right yeah I do and I see your number and so I'm in my head right now I'm like oh shit do do I have a number that's higher than the number on your head right now what are the chances and then you're probably looking at like my my card and you're probably like oh my goodness that's a low number but what if my, oh my goodness, that's a low number, but what if my number is low? Or that's a high number, how do I beat that?

But what happens then? Like what's the next step? Okay, three, two, one. Oh, okay, I got six, I beat you again. Okay, so we look at the cards after we have them on our four. That's the Jeff Gordon playing card game. Did you make that up or did you create the Jeff Gordon playing card game Jeff Gordon, that's the Jeff Gordon playing card game. Did you make that up or did you create the Jeff Gordon playing card game?

No, it's the official Jeff Gordon card game. There's a subreddit dedicated to the r slash Jeff Gordon playing card game. Is it catching on, is it getting big? A lot of people love it, a lot of people play it online because you can actually create, like I can't remember what the name of,

it's some Steam thing where it's like a board game sure board game city simulator I think it's called there's something similar to that and people have recreated it really people can play with their friends and stuff online getting big the Jeff Gordon playing card game yeah you can look it up and you'll easily like find it I wouldn't look it up right now okay well I can can you can you make real money do and maybe and maybe give theoretically give people enough time to get in on the bit if you were to look it up. Do you think? You can make some money playing this game like on stake or something like like could you see Aiden Ross or? XQC oh yeah, like like live or Drake gambling

You know but they're playing the Jeff Gordon card game on stake calm and just stakes tried to get the Jeff Gordon playing card game To like come over to their platform So they so people can are allowed to like play it because there's like obvious copyright infringement that could happen sure if they don't Have the proper like paperwork and all that But I mean the Jeff Gordon playing card game has kind of gotten bigger than steak at this point So people are speculating that the Jeff Gordon playing card game is going to buy steak. What? Yeah. Steak was worth a lot of money. Yeah. I mean they look how much they pay XQC and stuff. Is he with steak? I'm guessing like him, Aiden Ross. Yeah all

that like Drake I know is a big staker. Drake? Why is Drake? Drake is a huge gambler and he posts his gambles like he on election night and all he does streams on stake where he's like not not on stake but he'll do stake streams where he's gambling like large amounts of money. Isn't he like a worldwide music artist guy? He is but he's also an incredible gambler. Well so is Bruno Mars and look how that played out. Well, it's currently playing out before our eyes. He's actually making a lot of money because he's collaborating with this like... I don't know. It's some like pop artist, I think, that that's really gotten him in the big... No, no, no, no, no.

Not Uncle Cracker. Like a big female pop artist. Ant Cracker? No not not not Ant Cracker. I don't know who it is and I'm and I refuse to look it up. I was trying to look up Drake gambling and I accidentally searched Drake Gordon so Drake yeah I want to see some of these Betsy's hit yeah Drake x St, live stream giveaways, partnership and games. Drake is estimated to have lost a massive amount of money on bets. That's a XXL article.

They said an astronomical amount of money gambling over the years, specifically through Stake. And I'm just seeing... So I was given different reactions Drake is previously thanked his gambling alter ego Anita Max win Anita Max win okay so I guess Drake has a cool alter ego Anita Max win this this guy's getting cooler and cooler by the moment ever saw the the meme where he's doing like the anime speak no the anime like little girl speak?

I have not seen a video of Drake doing anime little girl speak. Look up Drake, Anita Max Wynn. Dude, Anita Max Wynn. Have you not seen that clip? Uh-uh. What? Matthew, watch him. I'm a Draker.

You used to be the biggest Drake head out of the friend group. Used to be, I still am. I don't know, you haven't even seen the- Things brought me the hat that I need for this stream right here. Here we go. This is my alter ego. I need the Maxween.

I need the Maxween. I need the Maxween. Dude, Evan, look at this little, I actually need Luke to put this in, synced up with it. Look at what it turns into it's beautiful I don't know why the video ends with that but that's that's fantastic but yeah he's lost apparently like seven million dollars gambling on

stake well he probably is worth more way more than that so I think he's good huh I honestly think that we should start doing big gambling streams. Like all of our money. I love Blackjack. I love me some. I still have Blackjack on my phone. Granted, it's not online and I just play. It's just me solo with like a robot dealer.

And there's no money involved. You don't do it real money. No. You can use money to buy chips, but I just, just for me it's like if I'm not winning real money why like what do I care in terms of betting three thousand dollars on a chip between like a five cent shit like it's just a chip it's just like the game mechanic at the end of the day for you're just having fun yeah I'm not I'm not trying to get yeah I'm not trying to lose any money I'm just not

trying to break it up I need a max win no no a gambling alter ego yeah I think we should actually both create gambling alter ego's his is so Anita Mac win yeah That's a girl's name. Hold on, hold on. The slot piler. The slop. Why? What is it? Can you explain it? Pile on the slots.

Yeah, you do. Pile on those fat stacks onto the slots because I'm winning so much. There's something of that nature. I'm winning so much there's something of that nature I'm a be I'm a I'm a I'm a be I'm a be I'm a be I'm a I'm a I'm a be do black-eyed peas or fucking how about how about how about I'll be a one how William cash okay because it has cash in it will I am cash exactly so I'm saying that I have the will to win so much money that people when they think of me they just think of money so it's like I am cash my name is will comma I am cash yeah yeah

exclamation point that is that's my alter ego which if you include the exclamation point in your name that would be pretty sick can you include things like that in the name like Like legally? I like what you know. Why not? What people these days with politics you know there's a there's a lot of people getting upset about you know the government you know forcing things or or you know big government small government. I don't think the government should personally be allowed to tell me I cannot put special characters in my name. Yeah. You know like if I want to put freedom of speech the at symbol or if I want to put an exclamation mark Why like why why is the government saying no you can't do that like that's my name

Because they're Karen's yeah, essentially Real-life Karen's actually I'm very curious if you can put hey Matt Matt, we could play one more round of the Jeff Gordon card game if you're interested. Sorry, I just saw it there and we only played two. Yeah, I think another round of the Jeff Gordon card game might be warranted. Okay, cool. And then I have something very special to tell you actually. Alright, okay. Do you want to go first sure sure first okay okay three two one mmm yeah you think you got this oh yeah three put it down three two one

ooh why does King be too because it's a higher card. No, it's not. Numerically kings or queens or whatever is usually stand for like a 10 through 12 13 whatever the fuck your card game you're doing. It's at least above a 10 Which two is eight away from Eight away from not a weight. Eight away. I combined it. I was slurring my words, but I was not saying no slurs Yeah, you weren't you weren't saying words that were slurs, but you were slurring my words, but I was not saying no slurs. Yeah, you weren't saying words that were slurs, but you were slurring your words. Exactly.

Yes, you can legally include special characters in your name in some cases, but it depends on the country or jurisdictions naming laws and the type of characters involved. Okay. So hyphens, you know, like Mary Jane, apostrophes, you know, like O'Connor, or diacritics, which are accents and special marks, but restricted characters numbers

punctuation symbols So here's what I'm saying though. It's like Why why can I legally not put one of those in my name and also? We'll just say that you can depending on the jurisdiction What if I yeah if I go to another country? Not in the u.s. Could I know could I legally could I go to another country and legally have my name changed there if you become a citizen of? That country I'd imagine yeah and change it to something crazy that you have special characters and then you move back

Oh, I see and they had the government has to recognize it. You know what they're just they're not gonna not recognize They're gonna be racist against it as another country? No, not in America. Never America. Let me just look up real quick if I can pull this off. Because if I can pull this off, imagine being the guy that beat the United States government. It's an epic win. Some would say that title is already held by Osama Bin Laden. The man, the myth, the world renowned legend.

Well, he's not around anymore, so... Well, actually, I don't know. I didn't see the dead body. Where's the pictures? Also, we have no clue how much or how little gamma radiation he was exposed to before being thrown off that ship. So in the slight chance that he became some sort of Hulk mermaid, for example, who knows? Still out there. The theories are still out there, is what I'm saying. There's no... The book's not closed yet, I think.

I was gonna say, that's actually like, a really fantastic plot, where, you know, cause what happened in Bin Laden, allegedly is that- He was on a boat, there was a barrel that tipped over, some green glowing goo. Yeah, came out. Leaks its way like, into like, his mouth a little bit. And then like, right as he's being thrown,

the camera like, the camera follows him as he's being thrown the camera like the camera follows him as he's sinking down and it becomes dark and it they screen his pitch black and all sudden you hear you see like a slight dim like green little flash go and then slightly again it goes and then his eyes open it's like coming out of his mouth he has like veins that are colored green like popping out of his skull Genius dude, he's like and his legs are like turning into a tail and his and his and his penis falls off and floats away I'm glad that you included that part He always regrows his penis when he turns back into non-holco Sama been long. Wait, he can turn back too? Yeah, whenever he's not...

Because the Hulk comes out, at least with Bruce Banner, to help him survive in situations. So like the classic quote of, I put the gun in my mouth and he spit the bullet out. You know, that's the dilemma of the Hulk. I love that the United States might have accidentally created an even scarier enemy than Osama bin Laden because they killed him, got a little toxic waste on him, mutated him. What they did to bin Laden was they shot the man and then I'm pretty sure they just kicked his body out of a helicopter into the ocean. What they're not thinking about is this could think about Hulk Mermaid Osama Bin Laden,

the havoc that that could wreak on American soil. Oh my god, yeah. Let alone Atlantis. I don't even want to think about that, dude. Which we haven't even fully discovered yet. What if the first discovery of Atlantis was because there's a massacre from Osama Bin Laden, Mermaid Hulk, whatever. And before we can appreciate and ultimately copy and make fun of Atlantis' culture

on Saturday Night Live, it's gonna be torn to shreds before we can even get a glimpse at it, you know? And create those iconic Ariana Grande memes where she goes on SNL making fun of the Atlantean race? Yeah, Atlantean. You know, I'll tell you something, dude. A lot of people think that America did create Osama Bin Laden because the CIA trained him in the 90s. So then he turned his back on us pretty damn hard.

Some say Mr. and Mrs. Smith is based on his training days. And then he was the Angelina Jolie. That's it. They gender swapped it so people wouldn't. Right. But now we might have done it again and created an even stronger Bin Laden. And I think that if we took this idea to the movie studios, like also in a boardroom explaining this exactly, we can even just play this clip

for the producers and executives at like Warner Brothers and 20th Century Fox, Netflix, whatever and they'll go, holy shit. Well, they'll actually think it's such a good idea that they'll green light the movie, but then I could see one of the execs kind of being a little nervous making a call afterwards to one of his friends in the government and being like, hey, these guys came in and pitched this. Could this happen though? Is this like legitimate? Like what just is it possible? Well if depending on the answer we could put based on a true story at the beginning of the film. Well he was. And even put that in the marketing like

really push in on the marketing based on a true story. Well he was I mean when it says based on a true story that doesn mean, when it says based on a true story, that doesn't always mean everything. And if we include him getting killed and thrown in the ocean, that is known, that's true. So it's like, we can say based on a true story, right? I just love based on a true story. Not a true story.

Because its original goal always was just to mislead, right? Yeah. I love when movies just change. It's based on a true story, but they just dramatically change real things that happened. It's like, well, why? Well, I guess either you get there's the two sides of the coin.

Either you get the based on a true story, or you get the from the sick, twisted mind. You can only have one or the other. Not for our Bin Laden it's gonna say based on a true story and it's from the sick fucking twisted disgusting minds of the funny brothers you're gonna find out that there's two other sides to that coin because the funny brothers think in 40 comedic in the 40 comedic realm yes which most people except for us can't even their brains can't comprehend us, can't even, their brains can't comprehend because you can't even think about fourth dimensional stuff

because it's beyond our brain. However, in the fourth dimensional comedy realm, you and I are able to experience it, feel it, see it, touch it, everything. Key and Peele got close, but. They couldn't break through. Like Icarus. Yeah, and that's why they had to be killed.

But the sun was the government. Yes, but. But the sun was the government. Yes. Yeah. But... But... But... But... But...

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I didn't put a band-aid on my face. I have this bruise on my face still so it looks like I am just a crack head Can you say crackhead still? What's up, not much what's up with you not much I'm I'm just wondering when Tucker's, Tucker's supposed to come by the office to measure some things, and I'm wondering where he is. He said he was about to head over, and it's been near, it's probably been an hour at this point because we didn't start recording this

until at least 20 minutes after he told us that information. You're right, and we've been recording 39 minutes, 56 seconds, wait, I forgot, I have no idea why, but Tucker's location is turned on for me Okay, I don't know if he even knows that let's see. Let's see where this boy is. Do you like? Does he have a turn on for you, too? Okay, I don't know. I haven't I don't check live right there

That is not that is not even on the way. No, he is sitting at home. He is still, yeah, he's sitting. That's home. Yeah, that is home. You know what? I don't think he knows that he turns location. Can I ask, are you on the way? And let's see, let's see, let's see if we get a true answer out of the boy. Really, I just want to give him his cupcake. Yeah. We, Matt and I, forgot to wish Tucker happy birthday, so we both pitched in and ordered a cupcake off of Uber Eats for him. Yeah, it's wish Tucker happy birthday, so we both pitched in and ordered a cupcake off of Uber Eats for him. Yeah, it's here.

As like, it's like an apology slash No, no, no, no. A celebration. I don't want him to think that we forgot. I want to say we were saving it to tell you in person. To say in person. In fact. And he doesn't watch the podcast, so how would he know?

No, his birthday was actually, I think it was on Thanksgiving maybe, or Black Friday, so we're just busy, we're not gonna be thinking about Tucker. Oh, he said, hey, hey, sorry, haven't headed over yet, finishing up some emails. Ooh, nice. What you got there?

So, where did that plate with crackers and cheese come from? Was that all in your pocket? I just felt like having... See, this is a this is the new snacking cheese, you know, we've talked about snacking cheese. There's a new snacking cheese. There's a new snacking cheese that Luke has decided to get for the office. It is the It's babybel like soft. It's like a light blue wheel and it comes in different wedges. Okay, and I find that the, and if anyone wants any tips.

Is that brie? What is that? I don't know, just some sort of soft cheese. Just soft cheese. What type of cheese? That's soft cheese. Okay, but it looks like brie the way it's kind of sticky. Okay.

How is it? How is it? What would you rate that? Damn, I'm kind of wanting to try this cheese and cracker situation you got going. Can I try it? Hey, come on. For real? Oh yeah. Alright, let me, we got water crackers. That's what people say when they look at me, they go, water cracker! Okay, let's uh oh yeah get yourself some cheese okay I got it okay oh you left some cheese in there mmm god damn that's pretty good right I like that if only we had some

pepper jelly here at the office mmm I-hmm. I have some at home You know if if Luke really knew anything about us he would know that You and I both enjoy pepper jelly, and I'm sure he would too And I'm I'm just blown away that he chooses purposely every time he goes out to buy groceries and gets cheese He decides to not buy a pepper. I don't know if it's at of spite, I don't know if it's the show to the man. No, I know what it is. He's a California native, okay? He's from Sacramento, born and raised. He's not like, he doesn't have that same kind

of southern taste that we have. Southern taste is impeccable. It's up here. Sacramento taste, it's fucking disgusting. Wanna be LA more like. Yeah, like Sacramento tries its hardest to be LA and it's never going to be. More like I want to be New Jersey.

Yeah, want to be Ohio even. Like Riz. So that's where he's from. And it explains why he wouldn't have the palette to even understand how good something like Pepper Jelly is like you and me. So I don't think it's out of spite. I think it's more out of just stupidity.

I think that like, you know, can you really blame a dog for chewing something up? It's stupid, it's nature, you know? It's not thinking like, I'm gonna chew this up. Mother nature does as it wills. Exactly. And they're led by this ingrained feeling. Like they're told to do this

by the neural pathways in their brain. That have evolved over billions of years just to you know tell them to do this they don't even understand why. It's nature, it's instinct that is the same with Luke when it comes to buying pepper jelly for us he can't understand. I will say though. He doesn't know what he's doing. I forget the brain I never really pay attention to the brains and always I had to shoot myself in the he can't understand. I will say though. He doesn't know what he's doing. I forget the brand. I never really pay attention to the brands and I always, I shoot myself in the foot by doing it.

My local grocery store, at least two of them, two of the local grocery stores. One just never sold it, but one stopped selling it. My favorite pepper jelly that I would get. They have it out in California? No, not the stuff back in. So the stuff in South Carolina, I don't know if you're thinking of the same one,

it's me, I don't know the brand, but it's a very basic label. It's like brown with like Times New Roman on it. You know what I'm talking about? It's very cheap looking. But the one out here that I like is like green colored jam. And it's like, I think it's just red, it's still like red pepper, red pepper jelly, whatever.'s I think it's just red. It's still like red pepper Red pepper jelly, whatever pepper jelly in general is just delicious people might think we're doing a bit

Especially people from Sacramento. They might think that we you know we're making this up pepper Joe you can bring you can buy jellies so you can buy pepper jelly at stores. I mean granted apparently It's not as popular as we think it is I'm actually like I'm because they took my favorite brand out of the store now They only have one brand and it's all right. Apple butter is another southern thing that I don't see out in California. And I got made fun of. You can find honey butter

but no apple butter. I got made fun of by someone when I was like, years ago, I was at the grocery store with a friend and I was like- Oh Matthew, are you okay? What? Were you good to talk about this? Yeah, I think I'm ready. I said, I said, oh, they didn't have any apple butter. And my friend was like, apple butter.

Apple sauce, you mean? And I'm like, no, apple butter. It's like, it's not actually butter. It's like, it's like apple paste almost. And you put it on toast, it's delicious. I fucking love apple butter. Is that really just a strictly Southern thing? I don't know.

I mean, it is very Southern sounding, but I just don't see it out here. I guess like Pimento Cheese, for example. There's a brand in South Carolina that's amazing. It's the best. It's just Palmetto. Yep. It's Palmetto Cheese, Pimento Cheese.

And it's their jalapeno, they have a bunch of different ones. They have like a, I think they have like a jalapeno one. They have like bunch of different ones. I think they have a jalapeno one, they have a normal one. They do have quite the array of pimento cheese. And I'll tell you something, these southern novelties, pepper jelly, pimento cheese, apple butter, I feel bad for people like Luke, whose brains just can't even comprehend.

Mustard-based barbecue. The best, which is gonna get some people fired up. Maybe Texans or whatever like, no, mustard based barbecue is the best. South Carolina has the best barbecue. I'm gonna say it. I like my vinegar barbecue. Which I also like vinegar barbecue.

It's all right, you know. I like all the sauces. Sometimes I'll go to a place and they'll have the different sauces and each bite I'll put a different sauce on just to like enjoy the dip But still I think if I could only have one for the rest of my life It would be the most your base. And that's the thing is I like sweet stuff and uh, that's why I like you but I

Think South Carolina barbecue is the best because of that mustard sauce that sweet tangy mustard sauce It's yellow and people that haven't had South Carolina barbecue or mustard sauce get that sweet, tangy mustard sauce. It's yellow, and people that haven't had South Carolina barbecue or mustard sauce, get with the fucking program. When people think of barbecue, I think they think of stuff like Texas, where it's like brisket and... Well, brisket's delicious.

No, that's the thing is like, the meat from Texas, the way they do barbecue is fantastic. And I would much, I think I would much rather just have a normal brisket instead of it covered in, I'm talking about pulled pork barbecue. Pulled pork with the mustard sauce, dude. Yes. South Carolina, I think has the best barbecue trademark.

Yeah. Not trademark, what's the word I'm looking for? Cause you know how every southern state has their own barbecue thing. Iteration of barbecue. You can say iteration maybe. I already know that's gonna catch me some heat for saying that though. I already can... It's just too much! Of course you do. You like nerds rope. Yeah I do. I like candy. I like nerds rope. So it kind of makes sense that I would like the

mustard barbecue. It's like... Trolley gummy worms? Trolley? Yeah dude. I love them. How do you say that? Trolley? Trolleye? They have the, I had how would you pronounce it? I think trolley trolley, right? Like a trolley cart Yeah, I like the uh, it's like a little trolls because they're sour and you think they're gonna be sweet So they're trolling you do this the sour they it's it's a more recent iteration of the of the trolley Trolley sour gummy worms, but is it the purple package? I think it's black and it's got it their're little small sour worms and they're so good. Do you've seen the octopus versions? Uh-huh They didn't they weren't as popular something about those worms Do you do the same thing where you take a worm out and you'll just suck on it until all the?

Sour dust is gone And then you'll bite it in the tiny little sections in your mouth and then then chew it all up. Who up sucking they worm. Dude I love sucking all that sour dust off. No I don't do that actually. And then just biting the worm into different like probably like five different segments. Segmented chunks. And then chewing on all of them all together now that they're diced up. Dude you know what I don't do that but but I actually would like to. You should. You should give it a try. And I should give a try to that, but I actually would like to. You should. You should give it a try. And I should give it a try to that, uh, you sent me a text recently.

Oh, yeah. Of this new iteration. I feel like you've done this before, though. Can we put the picture in that I sent you? So if you are a video viewer and you look on screen right now, you'll go, what the fuck? But it was like, let me look up the time real quick and let me paint this picture for y'all. And I don't need to scroll far, there it is.

I got a, it was, you know, not outside of the realm of like insane late, but it was 11, 14 p.m. and Matt sends me just a picture of cookies in a paper like bowl. Okay, the paper bowl is a little embarrassing. I will say, but it's only because, like, this does look... It looks delicious.

So late last night, you just, but also Matt, let me just add that you sent this to me and then at 1134 p.m. 20 minutes later sent me another text that read, man I just ate 27 cookies ellipses. Well if I told you I didn't stop there. Did you go over 30? Dude how big are those are like are they the smaller cookies? No no these are these are the regular sized sized chocolate cookies. How many are in a bag? So, did you feel like shit this morning? No, I didn't actually. How are you not shitting like crazy? I'm not shitting at all right now.

You're not shitting at all right now? Yeah. How, dude? My body is just using all the energy from the cookies directly. There's no waste being produced. But basically, dude, I got these cookies late last night. I left the office after we were done working on a new video.

That's pretty cool. That might be out by now. But I stopped by Vons, because I was like, you know what? I'm in the mood for a pie. Like, I didn't have any pie on Thanksgiving, and I saw Vons was still open. It was like 9.30, and I was like,

you know what, I'm gonna go to Vons and get a pie. I go the bakery section. They've got you know pies, and I'm like fuck nice any cobblers no cobblers, but then something clicked and I'm like wait if I'm at the store that means they have cookies and Lately I've been big on this fucking cookie cereal train. You're on the cookie train I'm on the cookie train to that's where you are next stop cookie next stop you're in one of those coal cars except instead of coal it's a little chocolate chocolate chip cookie yeah and it's all over my face and my mouth and I like that I like that a lot and then when you get done you just hop on over to the next cart filled with more cookies got like oil tankers filled with milk and you have this thing you

can pull like this like little thing you pull He has like it's like a beaded cord. I like a beaded metal cord and when you pull it milk goes This would be a dream come true But what I did was I went and I bought three bags of cookies last night I bought one bag of Tate's chocolate chip cookies the green ones Which now I have those used to be my favorite and honestly I've they pale in comparison to this white bag of cookies. I forgot what brand it is. It's it's it's Mrs. Benjamin's. It's not Pepperidge Farms but it's Mrs. Benjamin. Is it Mrs. Benjamin? I think so. Mrs. Benjamin's cookies? Yeah, Mrs.

Benjamin's cookies. I got two bags and each one has let me see, serving size is two cookies. It said seven servings per bag, so 14. So I ate two bags of those fully. That's 28 cookies. And then- That's a lot of fucking Mrs. Benjamins. I had a lot of Mrs. Benjamins, to be honest. I had two bags worth. And then on top of that, I had-

Two bags, two bags, maybe even three bags full? Yep, three bags full because I had- One for little Matthew. I had a whole bag of Tate's. Which I don't know how many cookies are- So I had three bags of cookies last night with the milk and I kept just, you know, you just eat it like cereal. You put the cookies in, you break them into pieces,

not super small pieces, I like having some big chunks. Of course. Pour the milk over it and then. You gotta eat it before it gets soggy though. There's a time limit. You gotta get in there. That's what I realized about modern cereal, is they've really engineered it to not get soggy fast.

Love that band. Cause the cookies, you have about a minute before they're too soggy. So it's like a time trial. It's like I pour the milk and I'm like, oh, brrrr. And, dude, yeah, I had all those cookies. And my favorite thing at the end of eating cookies is

the milk, because like I don't do a bowl and cereal. I still do the classic dipping in a cup That's what I do normally when I'm done and like I'm all filled of cookie. I can just go got it washes it all It's always just good having several just gulps of milk after having some cookies thick vitamin D like horizon organic Dude, so good. I'm literally thinking as soon as we're done with this podcast we should go run Devon's and maybe get cookies and milk and also pepper jelly and uh apple butter. I mean. And Miss Benjamins. It's all I'm saying is like we could run to the grocery

store. Oh Matt the quicker we end the episode the quicker we get to go get some snacks. If you're down to go we can we can end the episode and then we can go get snacks. No, wait, wait, wait dude All right, turn the car on then get the get the car warmed up thank you ladies and gentlemen for watching Ryan and I are gonna go get cookies and milk and Everyone's name on screen. We appreciate you. You are a producer an executive producer and I'm coming. Yes and I'm coming yes I'm coming thank you guys you can for super mini show on patreon if you want more of this

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