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Episode Date: November 4, 2024

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committed to ensuring that the highest ethical standards are observed when sourcing diamonds and jewelry. Their diamond price guarantee means that in most cases they can meet or beat a competitor's price on a comparable diamond. Zui Mama! Every Blue Nile order is insured and arrives in packaging that won't give away what's inside. In most cases, it can be delivered overnight. So if you've gotta pop the question ASAP, you know what it'd be. And did I mention Blue Nile offers a 100% satisfaction guarantee? With guaranteed free shipping and returns, so you can make sure your ring is V1, capital T, capital O.

And because you want your love to last forever, you get guaranteed service and repair on it for life. That's right, for life. Guys, don't tell him, but I've been thinking about proposing to my best friend Ryan so we can be best friends forever. I went to bluenile.com, I used code supermega, and I'll tell you what, I customized the most beautiful ring in the world. He's gonna love it. So listen up, engagement heads.

Right now, you can get $50 off your purchase of $500 or more with code supermega at bluenile.com. Before Ryan and I used Shopify, our lives were pretty bleak. Or if you just want to buy yourself a nice engagement ring because it looks pretty. That's okay. Before Ryan and I used Shopify, our lives were pretty bleak. We would sell our t-shirts on street corners and only sell one or two a year. But then we became aware of a beautiful service known as Shopify. You see, as growing entrepreneurs, Ryan, McGeeee and myself needed a better platform to sell our stuff on. Luckily, Shopify came around and made that whole process incredibly easy and dang does it look good.

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Get in-store promos, PC optimum points, and more free time. And still get groceries. Shop now at pcexpress.ca. Hey guys, welcome to SuperMegaShow, just right off the bat. Yeah. I want to go ahead and address something. For the last few episodes, there has been an editing error. Now before you jump down our throat.

Yeah, yeah. It's our podcast editor Luke. He's the one that made the goof. While we don't want to shift the blame to him, we as his boss need to teach him a lesson in responsibility. You know, sometimes you have to crack the whip. You know, you have to put your foot down. And Luke, go ahead and show a zoomed in screenshot

from the last episode. If you look, there is a... To explain to the audio listeners, because there's a lot of them. Yes. The filter, because the signs don't appear as their appropriate color because of the camera. We need to put a filter over it in post so that basically what the colors come out as is just kind of like an off shade of the blue

and then an orange. What we want it to be is the classic red and blue, super mega, you know it, you love it. Because in real life it's super red and it's super blue but the cameras just pick it up as almost yellow. Yeah, but the camera, the wide must have been nudged or something because the filter was put askew and there's been a section of the sign that's been orange and a section of the

sign that's been purple because of the filter because the filter was off. You know if you if you look and Luke show it zoomed in again you can see the top of the supers is orange and the top of the mega is purple and that's just unacceptable guys I know that you've come to expect quality from us and Luke has been severely reprimanded and as you could see it is a it is correct colors this time and Luke is currently serving out his term of punishment It's very humiliating. I won't get into all the details. Okay, but well enough with that

Welcome back to another episode of super mega show We're excited to get back in for another week and and talk to each other and then in some way I guess talk to you guys whether that be through some hilarious fourth wall breaking or through Improvisational bits we come up off the spot. Let's do it right now. Matt and I are known as creatives You want to do an improvisational bit Not right now, buddy. You just got done with one How was your week? Oh? Good, you know did you do anything?

I'm tired of this you're sick and tired of that and tired of it. I the mic the mic Coaster the mic to the coast it's called a mic flag the mic flag the cube around the keeps falling It coaster, it's called a mic flag. The mic flag. The cube around the. It keeps falling because it's not sized correctly, I guess, I don't know. Yeah. It's also just like, it's a 3D printed one or something like that.

Yeah, we could buy new ones. But it looks wonderful. It looks really cool. It says Super Mega on it so people know when they're watching, what podcast is this? What is this? And I had a. It was me tapping the microphone.

That was, I had a friend That was me tapping the microphone. That was. I had a friend, I got coffee with a friend recently and he came by, I was a childhood friend and he wanted to see the studio. I showed him the podcast studio and he picked up one of the mics and he went, whoa, dude, this is so cool. And then I went- Yeah, he really liked these mic slides though. Oh, never mind, not cool anymore.

This is ass. Shout out Christian. Yep. You guys might remember some stories about him. Here's a picture of Christian. Here's Christian. And here's what Christian sounds like. Can you get him to send you a voice recording of like, hey. Sure, yeah, here's Christian.

Hi, I'm Christian. I'll get a video of him. Like, hey guys. Yeah, Christian's a childhood friend of mine. We met each other in youth group back in like seventh grade. And we were college roommates. The classic tale of the three way love triangle between the youth leader

and his two favorite youth group members. It's not getting into it, you know? Oh, I think it's a sweet story. It's kinda like Twilight. Yeah, I guess it is. The youth pastor is Bella. Right. And then you're Jacob. Christian was Edward.

Yeah. Well, no, I see myself more as Edward. Yeah, but he could run faster. And that's what the youth pastor was really, he thought that was pretty impressive. It was? He even could carry him on his back, give him a piggyback ride like Edward did in Twilight.

Little spider monkey. And when we did a camping trip, he called him a monkey spider, but he got it wrong, it's fine. You know what he meant. Yeah. And then we did a youth group camping trip and he did the whole thing too,

where he got in the sleeping bag to keep him warm. But yeah, Christian, love the dude. Love him to death. Do you ever miss youth group? I miss the, like, I guess I don't miss it because I get it from coming into work, but it was like a weekly camaraderie kind of social check. Me being an only child, I didn't get too much social, you know, social- Oh that's right. Besides school, and school's boring. You know, me being an only child, I didn't get too much social, you know, social- Oh, that's right.

Besides school, and school's boring. Yeah, school is for nerds. So Youth Group was cool. We talked about Jesus and stuff. Yeah, Youth Group was where you could, you could cut loose a little bit, you know? You could be cutting up and cracking jokes, and they'd usually have like donuts or soda pop or something.

If you were lucky, they'd have donuts. Not always, but sometimes. Pizza. I never. What, they never ordered pizza for you? Not Sunday morning. Oh, not Sunday morning. Your youth group was Sunday morning?

Yeah. What? It was during church. So like when your parents and all the adults would go to the church sermon. That's what was, that was just Sunday school. Youth group was an extra either, it was on both Wednesday and then Sunday after like,

kinda like in the evening time. Yeah, okay, there also was Sunday evening, I just remembered. So basically while our parents would be in the sermon, downstairs in the basement of the church, I'm not kidding, this isn't a bit, It was called the underground and that's where the cool like where the guitars and stuff were. Yep and same here with us. We didn't have that at our church. We just had the rock band that well you know a church rock band. Oh dude

they fucking rule. God is the healer awesome in power our God our God Okay, that's another classic that You know, I didn't know that you knew as well, of course I can't think of that song off the top of my head, but when I hear it, I know it Yeah, you can just sing along instantaneously Do you remember furious by Jeremy Riddle? I went his love is deep his love is wild and it covers us But nothing his love is fun

I can't sing along with that one, buddy. I don't know. I just got it. Maybe I've heard it, but it wasn't you know It was my favorite our God is greater Higher God you are stronger than any You know our God God is Healer Awesome in power Our God Our God Yeah, my church's rock band fucking crushed it dude

They had the fucking drummer going nuts And they had a woman that played electric violin even Ooh And my friend's dad was the lead, the singer and the guitarist Nice Wonderful voice, but what does Healer mean? Our God is Healer And my friend's dad was the lead, the singer and the guitarist. Nice. Wonderful voice, but what does healer mean? Our God is healer. I've never heard...

He heals your pain. Well yeah, but I've just never heard it described in that tense. He's a miracle worker. He's a healer. I would say healer fits. I don't think that's out of the... Well, I thought it'd be like, our God is a healer. It's just saying our God is healer I guess you know he

Yeah, I guess I mean it's still it gets the same point across. Why are you trying to take down the song? I'm sorry finding my new little problems. No, I should just leave it be honestly. What are you like a like a Christian rock subreddit? Yes I'm a mod on that one Christian rock our slash Christian Rock. Anyone else get the vibe that they're just doing it for the money and not God? Actually, is there like a Christian Rock rant or something? We could start and maybe we could just rant about Christian Rock. That's probably just the atheist subreddit.

The atheism, remember the old school r slash atheism. It was a default subreddit. Yep, you'd automatically be subscribed to it when you joined Reddit, right? That was the cringiest shit looking back. No. Like they're like, yep, default, you know, you've got like news, you've got politics and atheism. Because, you know, every social media platform was catering to Christianity at the time.

And thank God Reddit was there to show a different voice, a different opinion. Those atheists finally had a place to congregate and express their freedom of speech with each other. Their hatred of God. You know, people always like, I'll see on like, you know, other places where like, people are talking about Redditors,

like it's this different type of social media influencer user they're like prone to be more toxic and I'm just like I feel like across the board regardless whether you where you go like every social media platform has that like edge of toxicity for of course has like the good parts. It's just weird to see that like it's like oh yeah well exit is better than reddit. Reddit's filled with those freaks, those douchebags. Twitter is also equally accessible. Filled with freaks and douchebags.

Yeah no Twitter is- It's the internet. That's what the internet's for. Yeah it's just the internet. You know blue sky, that's one that's... Is that gonna pick up? I've seen a lot of people using it still. I've seen people moving over to it.

I would move over to it, honestly, because I hate Twitter and I hate Elon Musk. Sorry, I know that's controversial. But MySpace is perfectly primed for a comeback right now. Think about it. They still... Oh, okay. Twitter is fucking nose diving. Instagram. Is it Tom?

Tom from MySpace. Well Tom's gotta get on it. I know, Tom. Tom, bring Ryan and I on as advisors for MySpace. We'll be MySpace TV. The MySpace streaming. We're MySpace exclusive, yeah. Come on.

A MySpace original series. We all remember MySpace, but now they have two white guys doing a sketch comedy show. And you can like memes just like Twitter and Reddit and Tumblr. Dude, I would so make an exclusive series for MySpace with you. Okay. It was like, hey, we want you guys to be the first MySpace original. We're gonna put ten bajillion dollars.

I'm like, whoa! Because bajillion's a lot. That's like 17 zeros, if I remember correctly. And I don't think there's ever been a bajillionaire. Nope. He's congregating money from basically a lot of different world powers. We could be the first bajillionaire.

A bajillionaire is someone who has a billion dollars in every national currency. Mm-hmm, it's pretty cool. Or sorry, international currency. And national currency. And national. Well, we have a billion in USD national currency. It's pretty cool. Or sorry, international currency. And national currency. We have a billion in USD. But MySpace, I feel like this is, they could be smart and this could be their time to make a comeback because everyone would meme about it because it's like, MySpace is back.

It's still there and some people use it. But the fact with MySpace how you could use custom HTML to decorate your page and have all sorts of different custom things and music. At the end of the day, people still ditched that for a more streamlined, easy to use system. But I like the option. Yes.

Like MySpace, I'm totally fine if it is streamlined, but I like having the option. Hell, even if they wanna do it, some kind of Twitter premium thing. I mean, YouTube used to do that. that used to have the like just upload one picture to be checkerboarded across the entire channel or you could do One really big picture and that's what I would do I downloaded smosh's background because I needed a good template for it and then I designed my own thing where it's like arrows Pointing to the boxes like subscribe subscribe, friends, a new video.

It's so much fun working on that shit. And now it's gone. I know. Lost. Maybe on the way back machine. I really, really hope that, I think the ability to really customize your social media or your YouTube channel, I'm sad that that is one of the things

that has just kind of been ditched because it just kind of kills the creativity of it. If we could customize SuperMega fully, it would look so cool. Yeah, essentially it would be them giving you access to do kind of like a, I don't know, like there were so many sites back in the day where you remember free webs? Mm-hmm. Where like, I remember making myself a free webs

that would link to like, you could have it hot linked so that your YouTube videos would appear. You could go into the HTML if you knew it, which you and I were, I think middle school was when they were teaching HTML to a lot of kids. They didn't teach us. What? I took some- In high school? No, not at kids. They didn't teach us. What? In high school?

No, not at all. Oh, shit. I took some tutorials and I got like okay at HTML for a little bit and now I don't remember anything. No, mine was only adding pictures and changing font colors and stuff. Simple shit like that. That's what I mean.

But we did, you know, I did have to learn HTML. It was either seventh or eighth grade. And I wanna point out, you know, I gotta come clean. The people in the audio version listening can't hear it. So there's been several times where, if you were paying close attention, and maybe the camera wasn't on me, so I'm safe for this, but it still happened multiple times,

so more than likely the camera did catch it. I would look over to my right and almost kind of motion to go grab a drink of water but I don't have my I don't have my water here I guess I forgot my cup of water. I need some water too I'm actually pretty pretty parched. And you know you know just just like how we need money. What? What? I meant to say just how much just like how we need water, we also need money. Hell yeah.

Something about ad reads. I don't know. I was a decent person. No, business needs money, a business needs a generator. In the comments guys, figure out a good transition for us. We're leaving this one to you and we'll pin the best one. Or Luke will pin the best one. Because I don't want people to get mad at us for choosing one that they didn't like. Right. So he gets the backlash on that one they really like the recent thing of making him a scapegoat for most things

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price you won't find at a traditional jeweler. Blue Nile is the original online jeweler since 1999. Dang. They're committed to ensuring that the highest ethical standards are observed when sourcing diamonds and jewelry. Their diamond price guarantee means that in most cases they can meet or beat a competitor's price on a comparable diamond. Zui Mama! Every Blue Nile order is insured and arrives in packaging that won't give away what's inside. In most cases, it can be delivered overnight.

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and I'll tell you what, I customized the most beautiful ring in the world. He's gonna love it. So listen up, engagement heads. Right now, you can get $50 off your purchase of $500 or more with code SUPERMEGA at bluenile.com. That's $50 off with code SUPERMEGA at bluenile.com. Again, that's blue b-l-u-e-nile n-i-l-e dot com. Code SuperMega! Go get engaged! Yay! Or if you just want to buy yourself a nice engagement ring because it looks pretty. That's okay. Before Ryan and I used Shopify, our lives were pretty bleak. Or if you just want to buy yourself a nice engagement ring because it looks pretty. That's okay.

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I'm saying, if you don't want me to key your car then maybe don't park two spaces next to me. You know? Yeah. It's basically, I feel like the guy should have known that. Well he's still a, you know, he still kept a space away for buffer. Yeah but when I'm pulling out I could easily bump him and then scratch my car So it's kind of like fuck you man

Yeah, but he's not even gonna know that's why the reason you keyed his car He's just gonna see that someone keyed his car doesn't matter. It's justice. It's still justice And big a big justice and big and little sorry little aj. No, no, I wish you went by little aj Big justice and little AJ So this will be a old news by the time it comes out everything is on this weekly podcast because news comes by so fast You know life comes out news comes at you fast Um also we record these the week, you know, usually the week they come out but they come out on patreon a week earlier basically, so but Matt and I we we we saw that.

Jimmy Fallon, oh, Matt's leaving, Matt's closing the door. Well, Matt and I saw Jimmy Fallon had Big Justice, AJ, and the Rizzler. Oh yeah. And, cause I saw a clip at first, because I remember you told me about it, and I just thought, you know, it's a funny thing, you know. The meme guys are going on Jimmy Fallon. Funny, funny, funny.

Right. But, the clips that you get from the interview, when you watch it, now that it's happened, it's actually hilarious of like how how frustrated Jimmy is getting. He wasn't in a good mood. No! He seemed like he wasn't having a good day. It's more than just the editing on because sometimes it's no editing on these clips that I'm seeing. The one that got me to laugh that you showed me is uh so they're having uh you know the the Costco guys the boom guy the

chocolate choc cookie yep the chicken bake mm-hmm those guys on Jimmy Fallon that's their full name exactly and they're having a spread of different things to try and to see how many booms these things can can get on the boom meter yeah which is funny because it seems that Jimmy Fallon is upset whenever they go boom but like that's the that's the bit they created for them to do for the show it's like he really does not like it whenever they say boom it really seems to like look at that he's like and there's one part where the big justice and AJ are both going boom boom they're having to say like five and he's like okay but the part that made me laugh the most is the

Rizzlers so one of these things that they're trying is like a cream stuffed Twizzler right and he and he tries he's like I give that two booms boom boom and then Jimmy says okay great and then the Rizzler doesn't like I guess Jimmy Fallon expected him to just like eat the rest of it or something. But he's just holding it and he's like, now where should I put this? And before like the this can completely get out, Jimmy Fallon's just like, okay, anyways. Just completely ignores it. Like intentionally cuts him off and blows him off to like keep the segment moving. Luke.

So fucking funny. Can we please show that clip? Let's roll the clip. Alright, ready? Ah, It's so fucking funny. Can we please show that clip? Let's roll the clip. Alright, ready? That was a great clip. Dude, and another part was Did you see fucking Big Justice He crashed out About the raisins? Yeah, dude.

Big Justice crashes out on Jimmy Fallon over raisins. Or I like the Big Justice every now and then To the camera, he's giving like the big YouTube every now and then is just to the camera he's given like the big like YouTube face was like yep what no way Jimmy so good he's he's he's perfectly trained by AJ he's a he's a a talented entertainer that's being yeah and I guess he's a kid he doesn't know who he is yeah exactly um also I let's not bring identity politics into something with kids, you know?

We've got to protect the kids. But there's another part where Jimmy Fallon gives them puffs. Not puffs. Are they called puffs? The ducks? Cheeps. Cheeps. Peeps? Peeps.

There you go. Pumpkin peeps! And he gives, everyone takes one. And Jimmy Fallon's like like so how many booms gonna give you and Big Justice is like gotta try it first oh yeah Jimmy's just like okay well he literally he responds which is like yeah because you could tell that Jimmy is just trying to explain the thing for the audience and then Big Justice responds to him with like an answer to

what he's like no no he didn't like them very much he was he seemed like he was having a really bad day and uh I really like every time they start doing the boom thing he tries to like we don't need to do a five because it's probably loud as fuck think about like someone that like I'm about to do it it's five big booms big booms. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Yep. And that was very loud. Not six big booms, but also that guy is huge. Like he seems like he has a very commanding voice. You know, it's the chocolate double chong chocolate cookie with the big boom.

And then Jimmy's slapping his desk going bring that tight ass over here Jimmy I'm about to chocolate double fuck chonk you alright so during the interview he says that he's trying to be like I'm trying to be a edgy and witty vote for Donald Trump Trump, big bull! I'm gonna fuck your ass, Jimmy! BOO! I'm gonna fuck your heart, Jimmy. I'm gonna bend you over and make you ripple. Make those ass cheeks ripple, Jimmy.

He's spanking his desk. He's slapping it, laughing, keeling over. See, that would have been more entertaining than him getting upset with them about trying some peeps and cream-stuffed Twizzlers. I love how... Why aren't we put on the Jimmy Fallon cast to come up with what they did? Right? And to whip Jimmy in the shape.

When he's not giving the reaction. CUT! Jimmy, that was dog shit. You gotta act like, you gotta act like... What? It's live. Exactly, it's live. Sorry, I just wanna make sure.

We're, I mean, we're, we took the job, we're two showrunners, usually there's only one. We just gotta make sure we're both on the same page. Matt's doing a visual gag for the visual listeners of the podcast. I'm trying to recreate how the Rizzler was sitting. You see it? I do. Hold on, hold on. He's doing the, remember back in elementary school when you and your friends found out

the joke where if you get on your knees and then put your shoes under your knees It makes you look like a little person How does this look? That does look pretty good This is literally how he was sitting the whole time on the show It's pretty comfy You can see his face on like, you know, this angle Well look at the wide shot

Yeah, the wide shot's fine Anyway guys, how's everyone doing today? This is great actually. We're doing good Matthew. Thanks guys, I'm glad to hear it. Matthew, where are your legs? I sold them. But they look shorter than usual Matthew. Gotcha guys, guys. It's just a gag. Audio listeners missed out on that.

Yeah, they did. That was a good one. It's half of our viewer base. Keep that in mind, buddy. When you slight them, they come back for vengeance. I know. They don't forget or forgive. Well, I need to do an audio gag then.

A little more forgetting than forgiving, because they're stupid. But how about? Don't keep that in, Luke. For the audio listeners, we really appreciate you guys. We recently checked up on our podcast stats because we hadn't checked on the audio side of things in a while.

And a lot of you, I'd say the majority, listened to the podcast instead of watch it. And we just want to show you guys some love. So, we just wanted to give you guys some love so we just wanted to give you a treat I don't have anything to give them um so here is some nice comforting sipping from a red solo cup ASMR with like spa, spa music?

Spa music! Okay, hold on. Mmm. Mmm. I just got myself some of that cucumber water. From the water fountain over there. Is that where you got your water? Yeah.

Nice. I choked a little bit Did you forget how to drink? I did. Damn. Well, I'm about to sip from my water now Sip that shit, bro. My cucumber water that I just got from the machine in the waiting room at the massage parlor. Massage, uh, envy So it's not one of the weird ones. You know, you're world building. I like it. Yeah, so Hold on Hold on Hold on one second Hold on

They're they're handing me a form. I gotta fill out I had to put down my water and it's already you know cutting into the time of my massage Hand it in the clipboard bag. Now I'm picking up my cucumber water again that I got from the lobby of the- I already got my water, thank you, I already have one. Okay, okay. Now I'm about to take a sip of my cucumber water that I got at the waiting room of the massage envy. So let's try it out. Okay, just let me know when you're ready, Mr. McKee. I'm about to take a sip. Just hold on. Sorry, sorry.

Just wait. Okay. Fuck. Just one more, just one more little sip. I barely got any that time. Okay. Wow, that's some good cucumber water from the lobby waiting room. Let's start the massage. Can we get someone to get a mop and clean that up while we're doing this?

And that's a whole section made for the audio listeners because the audio the on the audio engineer Paid paid extra attention and put in some extra Work yeah into the quality of that so y'all got your own little ASMR Improvisational skit yeah, and and I think which counts as the skit for this this November. Yeah, that's I mean That's that's that month sketch So I hope that you guys enjoyed it And I think we're good for November. We're off the hook now. Yeah. Yeah But thank you audio listeners. You are appreciated

However, I think you guys might want to watch it on YouTube because it's if we have a pretty set Yes, we do. You want to watch it on YouTube because it's if we have a pretty set. Yes we do. You want to see our pretty faces. Oops, I forgot to put a bandaid on my face for this episode. And this set cost us upwards of one million dollars. It did. It's not even a joke. It cost a little over one million.

If you were to divide it by a number that I'm too dumb to think of right now. It was a fun process building this. The original glass blocks behind us. Are still here to this day because they're so heavy. Yeah, what do we do with them? Throw them away in a dumpster and have the trash people deal with it. I don't know. But dude, they're so heavy. We have to return it or something? I don't know what to do with it. We can use it for something. Maybe even line them up behind the guest area on the wall I don't know maybe they're so heavy though break him into a million pieces and sell him that went out on a whim it got these heavy ass

glass it was on a whim like Tucker Tucker and I planned it like we talked about it and we looked at it all and but then Tucker so after you so these things are based these are plastic they're acrylic acrylic sorry they're acrylic so they're very lightweight and they click together but they look they still look really good it's the look we were going for we're talking about the back room where the sign is for the visual listeners and audio listeners I guess for the audio listeners and before we went with the acrylic snapping puzzle piece things Matt went out to Home Depot and picked up like it's hundreds of pounds hundreds Yeah, it's like 200 something three was it 300 pounds maybe or two something no no it's got to be like three something dude

I don't have he is fun. Yeah, but it's just thick like you would see in restrooms It's it's the glass cube wall things I don't know a lot of people had them in their bathrooms a lot of people had them in like the 90s in their house Yeah, really cool basically just That you can't see through them, but we have two big old Heavy things of that like four by four just sitting at the entrance of our office which um You know that which is the reason we haven't given an office tour,

is because we're so embarrassed by those two glass panels. Yeah, I mean. If only we could get rid of them, then we would be able to film the vlog, but. It's not safe, by the way. We can't go film an office tour while there's a hazardous, you know. What if they fall on us when we're not paying attention

and focusing on the improvisational bit one of us is doing? Exactly. It would kill you. It falls on the camera person? Well, that was a concern, was when we got these, basically they would need to be stacked. Imagine if they fell and just like... Oh, it would kill you. Yeah, no, if those glass things tipped forward and fell on us while we're recording, I, without

a doubt in my mind, it would give you brain damage at the very minimum. So Luke and I, we loaded him up in Luke's little truck and brought him here and holy shit dude, Luke and I getting both of those, you couldn't because of your back. So I thought Luke could do it by himself but apparently he's too weak. So I had to help him fuck dude yeah that's

the heaviest thing I think I've ever lifted in my life too weak and what he is Luke yeah you have the implants we've both seen him with his shirt off what he's hiding under there their implants it's not actually earned you know like what Drake did or AJ Or big justice for that matter. Yeah, which they shouldn't have done No, I mean kid looks great looks like great shape and great muscle definition, but it again it's it's a Kid shouldn't I've never seen pecks like that on a kid. Yeah, you know anyway But it was raining too. So carrying these glass blocks that are slippery up the state Oh my god, dude

I would I I don't know what to do with them if any of you guys want to come to our office and pick up These glass panel walls come on Any to any takers highest bidder oh? Timers out No one no one claimed them everybody put in the comments guys if you want them yeah we could put some on Facebook marketplace honestly okay cool alright guys I mean they've been here for months so yeah I did we should um I said we could smash them into a bunch of little pieces and then we could sweep them up put them in a bag and then throw them away. Yep. Okay, not a bad idea smart

You're thinking with your noodle. I'm thinking with portals do the noodle dance. Oh, sorry you thinking with yes that it's a Come on, mr. Dirty, I think no, it's from something else. No, no, it is it's Elmo I think no it's from something else no no it is it's Elmo You know I don't remember that But I do remember mr.. Noodle hold on I really liked mr.. Noodle Elmo's world was fucking Lit af maybe it's not Oh shit, oh my god, I forgot about this show.

What? You've never? What? PB&J Otter? PB&J Otter. Oh, I've never heard of it. You've never watched that show. Never even heard of it. Very, very like old, I guess it was on Nickelodeon? Yeah, it was on, no sorry, it was on Disney Junior.

Oh, okay so Disney Junior, there's one thing, it's like, there's the whole thing of just having basic TV, and then if you have cable, you can watch Disney, but you had to have the premium cable to get stuff like Disney Junior. I had, growing up, I had a rich friend, little Puerto Rican boy, and he, that wasn't important, but they were very rich, and they had all those extra channels. You could go past 100, and all of a sudden,

you've got MTV2? See, I remember, I would see it at like the Gold's Gym daycare. That's where I saw the goofy movie for the first time. Really? I'M TIRED OF THIS FUCKING LIGHT! Hey! Stop it, dude! This fucking thing sucks! It sucks, dude! I fucking-

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Otherwise, why is it even there? You know what I'm saying? The cube that's on the microphone that has our logo, it keeps slipping down, and to be honest, it was starting to really peeve me too. Because it distracts you. You see it fall, and then it's like, oh, it takes you out of, it's, just like, you know,

a lot of people in their day-to-day lives have to deal with an overaggressive boss, maybe a sexually aggressive boss, maybe a sexually aggressive boss who's very mean and unfair, or maybe you have to carry a lot of heavy loads day in day out for nine hours straight, but we have to deal with so much shit like this cube falling down on my hand. It makes the workday unfathomably difficult to where I might need a four day weekend

just to kind of recoup from all this. I was gonna suggest that. Because it's a lot. I was actually gonna suggest that or maybe just taking next week off. Oh my God. Yeah, I mean, to be honest, with the mental state that I'm in because of this,

just every job comes with its downsides. And unfortunately, the job we chose comes with more than your typical average American job. Oh yeah. And that's also what just pissed me off during the pandemic. You hear all this like, oh, healthcare workers support healthcare. It's like, bro, what about us?

Shut up. They work in a hospital. They have the medicine. Don't worry about them. They're literally fine. And also they get to wear, like, nurses get to wear that blue stuff, it's awesome. And also, like, I was just pissed off. It's like, okay, we get it, it's a pandemic,

but like, why do they get this spotlight all of a sudden? For what? Putting band-aids on? Yeah. Come on. Sticking needles in people? I have a few friends that do that on the weekends. Yeah, but they're not applaudeded they also do it during the weekdays But I guess for a for for the for the sound of it the weekend sounded a little more sure they do they do it

Every day every day. Yeah All right, yeah, I hope our old editor is doing okay. It's been strung out But now I'm kind of starting wanting to take my my flag off Yes, do you see that? How about this man? Imagine this? we cover this up and We cover this up and like like tape it up and then we Dip this section in like a red matte paint or a blue matte paint and the microphones themselves Are the fun little Matt and Ryan colors.

Okay, what was that motion again? Huh? You were showing an example. Like you wanna cover up this part and then cover up that and we want to like, essentially we want to dip it in paint so that like it covers everything and like this part's, the top part's protected and the bottom part where the plug is protected because you don't want paint to get in that those sections so you take so you tape it over and then

and then you you go down like the paint well I guess the paint would be down here you dip it into the paint yeah you dip it into the paint and then you probably want to go for like a second dipping and then you really and then and then you just got to make sure that the paints like really good on there well work love this look really like especially if it's matte painting matte paint are you saying like not like matte branded paint because I know you started your new painting company right but I'm talking about like well that thing could work it just cadmium there's cadmium you know and your white is just toothpaste I see you just it's not paint you know the

work work smarter not harder it's the old saying I guess yeah and it smells good yeah it does smell good it's toothpaste yeah but I think that would work for the mics and I'm really tempted now because also with these mic flags Have you noticed they're sharp? Yes, like it hurt People don't understand what we have to deal with the edges of this are not smooth. They're very sharp so I'm I'm kind of thinking maybe we could also even get new ones that are like glossy and much better and Glue them. Yeah, I'm just glad that we can openly talk about our our work troubles and our hardships because you know, you know, I mean we all know Streamers have it hard. Yeah, and I just wanted to throw our hat in the ring to just make sure that people know that

YouTubers also have it pretty hard. Yep YouTubers You know, it's like you got your construction workers and you know, they can bitch and moan about Well, I have to wake up at the crack of dawn and then I'm out in the hot sun laying I have to ruin my body for doing a job where no one cares about me I'm gonna have to pay more money in medical expenses for fixing my destroyed back from the hard manual labor I do every day. Eh, weh, weh, weh.

And then don't do it. Yeah, exactly. It's a simple choice. I mean, when you're building a building, you're doing that for a selfish corporation. When we record our podcasts, we're doing it for the betterment of mankind. We're doing it for comedy.

I mean, Joe Rogan even stated himself There are only what like? 250 comedians left on the planet which if you think about it, that's near extinction No, and who are the ones that are gonna champion free speech? Who are the ones that are gonna be able to say the n-word or the F slur without? Without complaining about how it upsets people. Who's gonna take that stand? We are. Exactly, we're part of the group.

Oh, you're saying like if there weren't those people. Yes. Then we would have a society with no inwards. Yeah, it'd just be like a bunch of walking Phoenix jokers running around and you wouldn't want that. No, absolutely not. It sounds like chaos, it sounds like hell. Sounds like I'd fucking be honestly annoyed out of my goddamn mind and

Okay, I just want to specify real quick. I meant just the word not the When I said we would live in a world without without what I said in words, and I meant like no no yeah the actual word Not the actual word, not, not, not, not, not the... So, bad dude. Super mega cancel. Well that is something I could see like, you know, where think about like a sketch, just like some short form thing where you and I are like,

we mean well, it's like get rid of the N word. We want people to stop using it. It's not funny, it's not edgy, it's not cool. It doesn't make you one of the boys, like one of those things, so it's like, get rid of N-word. You know, we hold up signs. No more N-words! Get rid of N-words. We do not want N-words in our school. Yeah. In our schools, in our churches. We're like, we're like quote unquote well-meaning just kind of... Trying to ban the word. Yeah. You know, just like

no one should be using that word but the way we phrase it is just, you know... The classic aloof liberal, you know? I think that's genius and I think that fuck, we could pitch this one to MySpace. Ooh. That's the whole show. Yeah. Like we're... And each season finale it's like, okay are they gonna say it now? And you're like, oh my god are they gonna say it? And then it's like cliffhanger and then finally maybe we'll have like four season, four season run and then finally the final episode. No, sorry guys we decided to go with another show. What? What? This is pretty

correct. Yeah, well it seems like the demographic really likes, we're just gonna hire some let's players and they're edgy, they say the R word in F slur sometimes. So we just think that it's more lucrative. You can record content in one day and have content for two weeks. It's not that much. Yeah, but we're putting work into this

You know this is and I get it and I like the controversy of it. I get it the No more the no more n-word you want to get rid of the n-word and that's it I like that I like that for like a pilot episode, and I guess What we're all serious, but but but I don't know I mean we have the edge in the edginess right here But but but I don't know I mean we have the edge in the edginess right here Play plays a clip of like someone playing spider-man 2 for the Gamecube or something Just just yelling what if I shot web out of my butt? Oh, what if I what if it with the web shot out of his penis? Oh That's gay spider-man

Hashtag gay Spider-Man? I mean they sell it on a t-shirt? I think that would be pretty sick. Yo, are we about to make gay Spider-Man t-shirts? I don't know, I mean, would you... We wouldn't make it unless people bought it. Would people buy gay Spider-Man t-shirts? Come on guys, how do you do it?

Did he shoot his web out of his penis? Oh, maybe a gay Spider-Man hat? Ooh, like a snapback? Dude, gay Spider-man hat. Oh like a snapback dude gay spider-man flip-flops Where and I want to get I want to make sure that people know that we we think hard We think hard about this stuff, and we're not just gonna half-assed it It's not just gonna be some some some pink and purple. You know spider-man color swap It's it's it's just gonna be regular old spider-Man, except he's gay, because he doesn't need to show that he's gay using some sort of like,

already perceived color swap. Yeah. That you, you know. We're not gonna put him in like lipstick and high heels. That's demeaning. You know? That actually might look good. Just like straight guys trying to come up

with gay spider-man So you won't be able to see the makeup because the mask is on so maybe whenever he takes off the mask you see the Red lipstick smeared a little he just sucked a dick You know no like the mask smeared it. Oh took it off, okay? Just I'm trying to understand this so like the high heels. I think so with uncle Ben Is he like does he does he want to have sex with him? No just because he's gay doesn't mean he's no but like So what's the point if? If being gay spider-man if he doesn't want to have sex with men no he does want to have sex with his uncle It's not every just not every every man gay men

Typically from my experience when I have sex with every man they see. They can only get what they can get, right? And we have, he might have a limp wrist. But in our opinion, personally- It's because he has carpal tunnel because he plays video games so much. And slinging that web, I'll tell you what, you do this over and over and over again. It's gonna- Except he's gonna sling his web like this. Instead of the underhanded sling, he's doing it like that. I really like that. That, I do it like, this sounds right out of like Marvel Studios making a gay Spider-Man

and just, yeah. Well, no, not to that extent, but I guess hyperbolically to that extent. You know, our gay Spider-Man is just going to look the exact same, because being gay is something on the inside. You know, he doesn't, they're just gonna look the exact same. Because being gay is something on the inside. You know, he doesn't... He's just like you and me. Well, besides the gay thing. You know?

Yeah. But uh... The overhanded web shooting? Dr. Cockagonopus? Yo! He's a... No, Dr. Cockagon. Yeah, no, Dr. Cock... No, sorry. Dr. Cocktopus.gon-a-pus? Yo! He's a- no. Dr. Cock-a-gon.

Yeah, no. Dr. Cock-a-gon. Octocon. Dr. Cock-a-pus. Yo! Okay, okay. And then you have the green... The... The, uh, hold on, hold on. You could do the peeing goblin.

And he just loves sucking dick. Or, uh... That's so stupid. And it's played by James Gang Co. James Dean Morgan? Jimmy Dean. You know James Dean Morgan? Of course.

Come on. And who else is in there? You don't know who James Dean Morgan is, do you? I don't know who that is. Is he a country singer? No. James Dean Morgan? He was in The Walking Dead as Negan?

Sorry, damn, how did I forget that? He was, Walking Dead as Negan sorry I'm damn how did I forget that he was he played gay Negan he was no he played regular Negan the gay Negan was played by like ten other dudes on Pornhub that oh I get him confused yeah what are other spider-man characters um, Commissioner Gordon- Ride Ho? No, that's not- Who's that supposed to be? Rhino.

Ooh, Mary Jane. The Rhino. There's a, um. Yeah, Mary Jane Watson could just be, uh, Mark Jane Watson. We'll have a contest. Come up with your own gay Spider-man character and send it in We'll choose the best one and make a t-shirt of it and share the proteins to the gay spider-man foundation Trying to get gay spider-man out there since 1997. Yeah guy. We're really excited to announce the case spider-man foundation

It's something Ryan and I've been working really hard on And just really think a lot of people need really hard on. We just really think a lot of people need more Spider-Man. And I'm tired of the current Spider-Man because he's so fucking lame and straight and cringe. I want gay Spider-Man. And who better to give us gay Spider-Man than Disney Incorporated? A company that truly does care about the rights of queer people. Yeah, I mean they put gay people in their shows and movies sometimes.

Yeah they do and they sell Mickey Mouse ears with rainbows on it. It's more so they'll put the gay superheroes in the shows and then kind of go, they're kind of here in the movies, they'll go, did you see that they said they liked women? That one in that one scene? So she said what? And in the show they'll actually like have like a more detailed somewhat I guess like queer relationship. Yeah there there was a oh and um Lightyear and the Buzz Lightyear movie. They made Lightyear gay? Yeah. No that the girl was she was lesbian and they did remove that from the Chinese version. Just like in Star Wars where they had the lesbian kiss and then Remove the lesbian kiss from the Chinese version

So what in China do they just are they not aren't they not down with it, you know? gay people no They put a bunch of Muslims in a camp Something tells me the Chinese aren't... The Chinese government. Yeah, the Chinese government. Not all Chinese people. Something tells me the Chinese government isn't too happy about being honest and open

with one's true self. I'll tell you something. They go by the CCP the the Chinese Communist Party It's the government that runs them. Is that what it stands for? more like the cc penis BDP BDP Big dumb penis

More like the edp Do you hear they gave him a cabinet position in china though? edp, mm-hmm He moved to china and basically they gave him like a very high ranking level like military role. Very, very weird. But second chances and all I guess. Yeah.

But yeah that was fun. She throw an EDP in there, I don't know. The Chinese government if you like. Yeah. You know I think, I think um, I Would like to go to China one day, but I also kind of worry about We've we've joked in the past a lot about you know their their leader and you know their government we've criticized their government and and pretty openly, you know supported things like Taiwan and Hong Kong, so I criticized their government and and pretty openly, you know supported things like Taiwan and Hong Kong so I

Worry that I would I would go to China and then when I land they would do a quick little background check and they go Detain his ass next thing, you know, I'm in a Chinese prison and You're scared that you would be thrown into a Chinese prison because of the stuff we've said so you're somewhat fearful of going to China That's what you're saying. And I'm not scared of it because it's a Chinese prison. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying. Okay, okay. I'm scared of it because it's prison. Well, I have no want to I guess why Hong Kong? Yeah, Hong Kong and seems really cool Shanghai also seems really cool to be honest. You know they're watching us. They are dude.

They're watching SuperMega. They're laughing, but if we step foot in their country, their laughs will turn to grimaces. Because they'll be like, we have to do this. I'm not talking about McDonald's or the Grimace Shake. That's not what I'm talking about. Sorry, McDonald's co-opted Grimace. I know. So now people think that I'm always talking about the Grimace Shake.

That fucking pisses me off. Yeah. We can reclaim it You know reclaim the word grimace the Shanghai does seem cool. There's a Shanghai Lego set. I'd like to buy one like a low That was really good Thanks, man. You know what else is really good? Thanks man. You know what else is really good? All these kind people that help support this wonderful podcast program thing that we got going on called the

Super Mega Show. It's a podcast. It's a show. Yeah, it's a podcast show. It's a show where two best friends talk. And the listed names scrolling right now, these are all government officials from the Chinese Communist Party. I think it's nice to thank them at the end of every episode. Some people might say it's shoehorning an advertisement for our Patreon where we do other things like behind the scenes, do a show called Uncle Sleepover where we record us talking over.

It's like a movie watch along. Yeah, exactly. We also do Q and A's and other stuff that gets put to the Patreon as well as and other stuff that gets put to the Patreon, as well as a mini podcast episode that's an extension of this podcast that only you can see on Patreon. Well, people would be pissed off

and if we tried to shoehorn in an ad, for example, if I said every single episode of SuperMegaShow has an additional chunk of podcasts that you can go watch on patreon You couldn't even listen to it on Spotify. Yeah exactly, but they'd be pissed if we just force an ad And so we're not gonna do that So we're just gonna think all the names that you saw and is there well every single name on the screen I don't want bring it up again, but oh you because they eat stickers because

Well people might be confused as to why are the names on different lists well both of both both of the list of names get stickers but one list of names is the stick the sticker tier and then then the and the podcast producer and then the the the more kind of fancy box I guess you could call it if you wanted to. That's the executive producer tier of people who decide to go above and beyond for reasons beyond our understanding. But we are thankful for anyone who is subscribed to any tier. And we are also thankful, believe it or not, to even just the people

who are watching that aren't subscribed to even the YouTube memberships or Patreon. We're glad that anybody's watching. You're supporting us. Just listening. I mean, good job. Good job. Yeah. I mean, I'm not thankful for the people that just listen. No, because like, I mean, they're not they're not paying for my for my hairdos. You know, I like to get my hairdo done dead every week. Sorry, goodbye everyone. Bye. Pendulum theory. Pendulum theory? What? Why do we say?

What goes one way must go the other? Yep. What go- what go- what pushes shoves? Put that quote on supermega. That's uh, supermega actually created a whole theory. It's called pendulum theory.