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Episode Date: December 19, 2025

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Mama Mia, let me go. Be as a pub as the devil is said for me. For me. For me. Ladies and germs, boys and girls, they-themes and everything in between. Welcome to another episode of The Super Mega Show podcast. That's right. Starring Ryan, because you landed over to me.

And Matthew, or Matt, you can just call me Matt. Do they know you like that, though? Call me Matthew, actually. I'd prefer that. We're not on close terms. You know, not all of us where some some of y'all, you know, maybe. Yeah, maybe. But for the most part, let's let's keep it Mr. Watson actually more so than Matthew. I don't think we're ready for first name stuff. Or senior Watson, if you're a substitute Spanish teacher, for instance. Yeah. Well, I lost that. No, I lost the gig. What? Yeah, I lost it real quick. Why? Or we don't need to. They just Googled my name and, you know, first thing that came. Yeah, we don't have to get into it. But I lost that one. Well, it's Because you were showing, you're like, this is what I was doing before I started substituting.

And it's like, ooh, I'm in love. You're like singing along to it. Oh, I tried to do it in Spanish. And I thought it was an engaging way to get the... You gave the class a project to do it in Spanish. And you were going to rate them by their performance. And you set up like a little judge's table for yourself and yourself alone. And I, you know, parents started calling in saying, what is...

But you played all three judges. judge rolls. I did. You would switch to the next seat over and you'd be one Simon Cow, Paul Abdul, and, you know, Toby, what's his name? Keith. Randy? Randy Jackson. Okay. You know, it's funny because in my head I was like, I wanted to call him RJ, but I'm like, his name's not RJ, but he's Randy Jackson. Well, you know, if you know I'm like I do, it's RJ. But, you know, for. Hey, RJ. Everyone else, it's Randy Jackson. See, I was confused because I'm like, Randy, I thought of Randy Jackson, but, or I thought of Randy Newman at first. Love Randy Newman. It's the guy that sings, uh, you've got a friend in me.

Oops. Dude, all of those, all of I got a back recording. You keep that one in the bloopers. There's no, it's a song. There's not bloopers, Randy. I want to put it in the real thing. Sheesh. That's where it started. There are like five Newman brothers, and they all make music. They all do music stuff. There's Thomas Newman, who also made music for Pixar movies. He composed some of the music for Wally.

Fun fact. I might be getting them confused. I have only seen Wally back to front one time with my youth group when it came out in theaters. Yeah. Dude, Wally is... I've wanted to rewatch it. It's Pixar's best. I just remember as a kid,

not enjoying it as much. I mean, it's, if you're expecting, if, like, all you know from Pixar is, like, fun, like, uh, toy story or, like, Bugs Life or, I mean, colorful, whatever. I didn't hate it. I just was like, this isn't, this isn't Bugs Life. You know, when I was a kid, I was so excited

because I always, on the, on the Internet, people were always talking about a Bugs Life, too. And as a kid, I was like, oh, please, oh, please, oh, please. It was a lie. It was a lie every time. Every time. You know, our family computer, my dad, because he was, well, still is an architect.

He, you know, we had one of those old, one of these, the IMAG3. And it came with, didn't have a case or anything. It was just a little silver disc, but it was Bug's Life, the DVD, and you could pop it in the computer and watch it. Just watch Bugs Life? Yeah, and the computer came with it. And I remember sitting in front of that damn iMac G3. It's watching Bugs Live for hours. Dude, I miss the days when every kid's movie came with a side-scrolling Game Boy Advance tie-in game.

That was the good era. That was when the world was perfect, the perfect place. That was when video game adaptations of movies were actually good. Now, get that bullshit out of here. What I want is I want a 144 pixel-wide side-scrolling game where I play is Flick from a Bug's Life that moves at about four frames per second. I mean, I played the Toy Story 2 one. That one you start and you do your Buzz Lightyear and you go in the loop-de-loop with the race car.

See, that's awesome. But it was so hard as a kid. I never beat it. Well, see, do those games... That's SpongeBob game we played, by the way, the one that I played as a kid? The Lost Spatula? Yeah, the one that, like, is just ridiculously where... I feel like there was like one stage or something.

Something tells me, I don't know if it was a problem with this game, but do you think that sometimes, depending on the frame rate, you're playing an older game, you could miss out on some, like, of an animation that would be a little more telling in a lower frame rate? I don't know. Do you think there's any sort of issue regarding, like... Like, emulating those older games?

There might be. Not to say there was with that, but games of that era were just, like, just mean sometimes, brutal sometimes. Dude, they were really... I don't know how, like, kids could do it back then. Well, there was the, the classic the Lion King video game, which was for the, I don't know if it was for the super, it was on the Super Nintendo, I think. But it's like notoriously difficult, right?

I never, I, I only played it at a play pal. We have it on the Game Boy Center. We have the Game Boy cover. I was a kid. Okay. Just make it sure. The place where the, the lady grabbed my face in front of my, in front of my, in front of my, I don't know why I said neat

I was about saying niece my cousin my older cousin who like always babysat me like she grabbed your face she didn't but the one of the workers there did and then I never went there afterwards because like I was like I was like looking away as she was like scolding me for something she's like Ryan did something today and I was like looking away and then she like grabbed my face and face you will look at me when I'm addressing

and I was like damn dude and so my dad heard that and he was like No, I'm not placing him there again. Why don't place your hands on my kid? That's crazy. I can't even remember what I did. Probably some heinous shit. If she was willing to grab this child by the face and say, look at me when I speak to you. I might have been eating a little too little, smacking my, smacking my.

Now, you see, that's something that I would probably slap a kid for it. And I wouldn't be able to help it because that would just, it would just trigger like a primal anger within me that I wouldn't be able to control. and I would I would accidentally slap the kid. Come on. You would do the same. No. I kill him. That's what I'm talking about, right?

I do what Homer does to Bart. Isn't there an episode where he accidentally like kills Bart? No. No, like it's like a tree house of horrors episode or something where he like fucking breaks. I don't think there's. There's an episode where he accidentally kills him. Yeah, and he's dead from that point on. They retconed it the next season, but...

There's an episode where Bart does get murdered by sideshow Bob or something. It's like, I think it's a treehouse of horrors. They always have so much fun with those episodes. Anyone can get it. Well, those, those tree houses, not like that. And that was embarrassing that. Well, it's because you mentioned anyone being able to get it and I got excited. I think maybe I can get some

But those Treeshouse of Horror episodes I have a couple of them on I have three VHS tapes From which seasons It's just a collection of them It's they were like official Simpsons Trees of Horror VHS collection things

I got three of them So they're just so it's just the It's just the tree It's just on the VHS It's just the one episode No no it's like three on each one Okay so okay a collection yeah so i got volumes one two and three you got all of them what what so what years do

those cover they're because it's on vhs does that cover nine years of tree house i don't know when they actually started putting simpson stuff on vhs because i was trying to find like actual seasons on vhs and i was having a really hard time find i don't think they actually made like uh simpson season one on vhs or anything like that. I don't think they ever officially did. Well, I remember when I had them, it was the DVDs. Yeah, me too. With the character heads. The face. Yep, yep, yep. I had, I had 9 and 11 on DVD. I don't know. Those are the ones my parents got me for Christmas. Two separate years. One was Krusty the clown. And the other one was, oh, fuck, I don't remember. I had like Homer and Marge, I thought. I wasn't that lucky.

I don't remember who the other one was But dude I miss I really miss when DVD menus Were like Creative and really fun What are you guys still doing here They're on the menu

On the menu Go ahead and click Play the movie Come on you know the options Oh Pff Yeah options No shit's helpful You know shit like that

Options it's like No one goes to this one Go back and watch the episodes. I love when they were very interactive. I think of the ones that I remember the most for some reason as a kid are the live action cat in the hat DVD menu. Classic. And the the fish is talking to you. And then the, any of the Shrek menus, they always did a good job with like donkey talking to you or the characters like interacting. And it felt like it's weird because like a DVD at sometimes like especially with Shrek or like some other ones it didn't even feel like you

were going through like oh here's a menu it felt like they created their own little game where it's like oh we're going over here to go play the movie and then you can go to options some of them had games as well dude I remember those games they sucked but they were like yeah they're awful they were like creative well just because like the input delay of using like a DVD remote it'd be like you'd have to press it and it would take like two seconds before he would actually like do whatever needed to be done it was fun when it was like trivia

or quizzes but when he just wanted to watch the movie it was a little too much like where it's just like doing this whole song and dance intro before being able to like click play movie you're like okay okay you'd click like skip or okay but you'd see that like cancel like red button oh because it will also like

I'd put the DVD in and they show the trailers first and I'd want to go to the menu and I click it you used to be able to skip well there would be a menu like a yeah like a skip button, but then it's like, well, you haven't watched the FBI disclaimers yet about spending years in federal prison if you make your own copy of this DVD, which by the way, guys, if you do that, you are subject to a $200, up to a $250,000 fine and some years in federal prison. So don't do that. But DVDs are old by this point? Yeah, are they still going to enforce

that? Yeah, exactly. How do you think that one mom feels that downloaded an album and they made her pay like a million dollars for each song on the album there's always a horror story there's like that mom they like she she had to do it yes well they make an example out of uh out of a select few there's always like a whenever uh i feel they might have what every five years or every even decade it's like we got to have one we got to ring out someone we got to make an example of someone and i just randomly pick and it's like if they they don't they don't they don't go after like a lot of people no they they really do just kind of i would say do it more for publicity of like yeah do it or you'll end up like this fucking poor poor sack well because

they especially back when like piracy was first coming on to the scene yeah yeah okay well they had to uh they had to like really could come at it with an iron fist because i remember they had the whole campaign where it was like artists were suing people like I think Metallica like the I know there was a case with the the drummer Lars from Metallica where he sued someone for pirating their music his name is Lars his name is Lars. Lars Ulriched I'm kind of glad that I didn't know that because I've only known Lars from like Lars and the real girl you've seen that I've seen that that's a good movie great movie I like that movie a lot

Y'all should watch it I haven't actually I Last time I saw it was like Ninth grade Oh I was probably Early I didn't go to late college

It was early college That time frame We got it on Um Guy got it at the Red Box DVD Red Box Are still around

The Red Box is still a fucking thing They're pretty like Don't they Wasn't it I feel like I read this thing where it's like, Red Box makes actually more money than you'd think. Because don't they have a streaming thing now, Red Box, as well?

Or do they not? Do they only keep, no, they probably just have it monopolized on those little stations, I guess, and that's where they make the money. You know, I watched a King of the Hill episode recently that speaks a lot to it. There's a guy that became a very successful entrepreneur by doing the job no one else was doing or in most cases didn't want to do. He became a millionaire in Arlen by picking up poop for rich people. I had a feeling it was going to be something poop related

I mean that's the thing Have you ever watched dirty jobs with micro Unfortunately Well actually I never was interested in that show Because I thought it was boring Yeah whenever it came on I was like I was a little sissy boy I was like I get the concept of it

But it's like it never really Well because what was it was it on Discovery Or History Channel I thought it was discovery Because whenever I watched Discovery I was I liked when they would do River Monsters? I liked River Monsters.

River Monsters or like something about UFOs. Oh yeah, that was, well, the UFO stuff, I, that was more history channel. Yeah, I was about to say, because I feel like the memes from the history channel documentary as well. History Channel, just like at some point, they gave, they, yeah, I feel like they were having like a, like a boardroom meeting and they're looking at like the viewership and they're like, all right, fuck it, guys, we're, let's just throw this whole history thing out the window. keep the name because it's recognizable but let's just just pile some fucking shit in there i don't bigfoot UFOs whatever i uh i feel like it discovery also has a lot of those which which channel i don't know if you ever watched it did you ever watch a i think it was called monster quest yeah dude i remember monster quest that was that was oh my god where is it it's the big foot

i think that was a squash dude it sounds like uh it sounds like some like old japanese r pg Am I getting the name right? No, no, it was called Monster Quest, right? I think that dude still does Bigfoot shit maybe. But not on a show. I don't know if he's on his show. He might like have some podcast or something. He probably has just a YouTube channel where he's still like hunting squatters.

Dude, I, I, well, the thing that I loved about Monster Quest is that honestly, a lot of the, most of the times, they maybe had, at least I never really caught a Squatch specific episode. It was more of so, like, mythical beasts that every state had in their urban legend at one point in their history. Like, they'd be, like, looking after these, like, um, fairy-type creatures that were, like, evil fairies. And then there were these, like, little goblin-like gnome creatures. It's like... At least it's creative. Yeah, they're looking... I kind of adore the fact that they ditch the Lochness monster.

They ditch Bigfoot because they're like, everyone's doing that. I mean, they got their own shows for that shit. let's just choose like fairy tale creatures and go try to hunt them down in kentucky i mean yeah and they would they would find some dude with like two teeth to interview yeah and like you can't tell what he's saying it's like there you have it right there the locals have seen it all it's been a thing for decades here's a picture yeah and it'll be like some picture that is just a bun like a charbled j peg it's like a light printed out in black and white it's like it's like taking a picture right after exposing the camera

when you have like a bright light in the room. How do you explain this? It's clearly, it's so, it's so explainable. It's like, you just can't explain this type of thing. They have to be creative to continuously make episode after episode, season after. Like, I want to look up how many seasons. Well, dude, same with the ghost hunting shows.

Monster Quest have. The ghost hunting shows, like, there's only so many ways you can listen to like a recording of an MP3 from a walkie-talkie and like listen to the static and be like, oh yeah, I hear those words right there. She's screaming for help. The ghost hunting shit. The ghost hunting shit

was the most... I've never heard anything so scary. Those, I think I got into, the show was literally just called Ghost Hunters. Yeah. For some reason, I can't remember what the people looked like in that show, but my brain replaces those people with the pawn shop people. Like, I'm like, they're the same. They're the same people to me, I guess.

Sorry, I was looking at Monster Quest. Yeah, Monster. Wait, it's not called Monster. What was it called? No, dude, I swear I was called Monster Quest. TV show? It is called Monster Quest. It's all one word. It's like Super Mega.

Yes. Capital M Monster. Capital Q Quest, all one. Hopefully they don't get sued by the other Monster Quest that has a space in it. uh hold on more episodes and seasons oh my okay so it had a four season run it seems but each each season was like near 10 episodes so even 40 episodes of each episode dedicated oh here's the thing man i didn't watch it so much they could have done like a cool like two-parter episode where at the end of it's like oh my god there it is there it is and it cuts to black and it's

like they definitely i'm sure they did that i think you and i really should go squash hunting like in the pacific northwest get a tent not this time of year because it's cold and wet but in the summer you know head on up there in the uh the cascades and how about wherewolf hunting i don't bring some silver bullets no i don't mess with that kind of stuff man we we go to bars and interview people and we make we see because you know we may not be a full moon when when we have to do the slang so we have to figure out who's a werewolf we'll ask them questions do you like meat do you like dogs the two big ones you know both yes to that probably a werewolf and then we're gonna i'm gonna i need y'all to leave my bar yeah you got these two boys walking around with a video

camera asking like really long trench coats like cowboy hats like with a with a with a with the hidden camera that's like like one of those hats that so clearly has like a giant camera lens I know yeah one of us is doing that the other ones wear like obvious what are those fucking glasses called that like a lot of people started using for content it's like Google glasses yeah dude I remember some shit there's one there's Rayban has some now that people like some streamers use I I hate whenever I see someone wearing sunglasses now I'm just like are you just like video are people going to start using those types of glasses the same way people are you using dash cams where it's like, I got a camera right here.

What are you going to do? I mean, people already do that with their phones, right? Yeah, I mean, we all have a camera in our pocket. Just like you guys have some commercials to listen to. Enjoy. Hair loss isn't just about hair. Well, you might think so, but news flash it ain't. It's about how you feel when you look in the mirror.

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So that's my park. I said this. I told them this. Like literally word for word. It's not your parking spot. It was a handicapped spot. It was a handicapped spot. I'm handicapped.

I have my little back. Well, you don't have a handicapped. I could get a placard if I, if I truly wanted one, I could get one. So it's the same thing, really. Because they're only there to benefit people who were like me. Moutures? Yeah. Well, I'm not calling you a moocher.

I'm calling the handicapped. Moutures. Yeah. But I went, bah! I know. I tore off the light in my head of this side mirror. But it did make a really loud noise. It was. It was loud, yeah. And he drove off.

Yeah. And I got to park there. So I have the best spot in the lot still. Yeah. I Was Ryan being serious? Best part in the light Oh man

I mean he was saying it off camera So He must have not been joking Yeah he why would he Like if he was serious And now he's trying to cover it up probably Fuck did they accidentally keep it They would tell Luke to edit it out

Luke edit that out No but they're too greedy That they would need to strip all the content worth of it They're like they can't just cut stuff out. Like they expect us to actually believe that, though. Welcome back. Welcome back, everyone.

It is another fantastic stretch of the podcast. Yeah, as I like to call it, just another day in paradise. Whoa, I'm not wearing my rings today. I got a paradise right here. What does that mean? You could blow on for luck. Snake eyes. What a snake eye.

I got a snake eye you can look at. That sounds a little. Yeah, we got to try these one-liners out, dude. You got to go to a local coffee shop. They all have to be what, dice related. I'm going to go up to someone at my local coffee shop and I'm going to go daily until they ban me from the establishment. And each morning I'm going to try out different dice related penis euphemisms. Dude, when are we going to do a classic rude barista comedy sketch?

Oh, my God, dude. The world needs another one. It's been a while. Why have we not? I mean, imagine it. We go up to the counter. We order, like, a regular, like, can I have a black coffee? Ooh, we don't separate coffee based on color, and we're like, oh, with this shit, crossing our arms, smacking our, smacking our, smack in our,

teeth are gums yeah let's do that exact sketch but the the teeth smacking just continues i turn around and look at everyone can you believe this no i just want i then i just want a regular coffee oh regular that's presuming other coffee is like oh come on when did Starbucks get so woke and then i turn around and look at everyone and go and then everyone goes woohoo and that's the end of the sketch well some guys no no i get to punch the barista I get to shoot them in the fucking face And then you take their Handicap Placard

Because they work at Starbucks Of course They're gonna have one And they have blue hair Yep A Mohawk A Mohawk buzz sides blue hair And they're wearing a denim vest

With no shirt underneath Starbucks uniform These days Dude you and I should just pivot Into conservative comedy They're still wearing the visor though Probably covered in pins

Trinkets and buttons Yeah, not a lot of green on those pens Well, one strip For Green Lives Matter Dude, you know what I saw on the way here today? I meant to send you a picture of this Right down the street from the office A Jamba Juice opened up?

No, dude Oh, no, okay Why is that always your goat? Well, now anything you bring up won't be as good as a jamba juice opening up. Yeah, great. Check out what I... But imagine if a jamba juice opened up.

I'd be really, I'd be happy about it. We could just walk on over. That would be so sick. Honestly, I would, I would love that. Because jamba juice makes me feel very good in my insides, unlike most things I put inside of my body. Same. But check out how dope this is.

Show it on screen, Luke. You saw it. this. Yeah, I saw today. I stand for the flag and I kneel for the cross. My favorite people, there's a, they also had a Blue Lives Matter sticker really big above it. I saw things of like this truck that is in Los Angeles that, I don't know, he essentially created signs and stuff that like, that are on the sides and it's like spray painted or painted like on the signs, you know, Trump, 20 or whatever. But it's like a big song. and like it looks like a parade like a like if a hillbilly were to have a parade float this would

be the parade float you know what i mean right right like they really deck out this pick up it's still it's still decked out it's not just like a one sign or one little like a few stickers it was like it was done up well i've seen a couple like pickup trucks and and just cars around the the decade or so i've lived in los angeles where they're they're did up like that but It's kind of like, uh, it's pretty obvious when it's, uh, it's like, oh, that's, that's a dude with schizophrenia, uh, that has just spray painted, uh, about the government all over his car. Is it like that? Have you come across people sometimes will put up signs of like, I've, I'm continuously being followed and harassed and I'll have like this story. Oh, dude, I've seen those signs like,

um, it's like, contact this email. Nearby, somebody put up a thing about how they were being gangstocked and they put it on a street, like a street pole. If you think you're being gangstocked, why would you make it? Why would, Why would you publicly put on, is it, is it like in your head or in their head? It would be like, I'm getting ahead of them. So people know that they're on to me. So they'll be recognized. They'll don't want to stalk me because people recognize them in public now.

Okay. If someone thinks that they're being gangstocked and they're listening in this episode now, they're going to be like, hey. Oh my God. I'll come across TikToks of like people like, it's kind of sad. It is, it is like, oh, people that believe. they're being gangstocked is it's definitely sad because it's got to use that in like a mean way but no no i mean it's it's it's a sad like mental illness that people struggle with where

because i it's got to be absolute torment to think that people are you can't have your life on a decent trajectory if if you're suffering from a delusion of that magnitude yeah you know what i mean like there's just like that level of paranoia and stuff like putting myself in their shit I wouldn't wish that on anyone like that would suck that would get that if I was paranoid like that if I thought people were fucking following me

and like whatever I would I would I would drive by your house I wouldn't be able to go to work I wouldn't be able to fucking leave my house I'd be it would be a fucking horrible existence and I feel bad for people who have to suffer through that if you think that people are

conspiring and stalking you you should talk to a mental health professional and they can help you that's that that's that's that's that's that's what they want me to think yeah yeah so you should you should you should you should you should seek help because that that's no way to live they're looking at you now like what why is he telling you this he's speaking directly to me now stop talking to me okay what all right steve i i will that one the one guy out there named steve that thinks he's being gangstocked steve shimmy

don't out him like that you can't talk about that's why he hasn't shown up in uh adam sandler movie and i'm just kidding he he literally still to this day will show up in an adam sandler flicked him will yeah i love it i love it i like seeing him in like more serious stuff because i was more so introduced to him through first spy kids too and then like honestly adam sandler movies because he was what what is he in adam salar movies i don't know if i if i can even place a Steve Bushimmy role in in Adam Sandler movie. Hotel Transylvania 1, 2, and 3, dude. Okay, you got me there.

I'm sorry. Yep. Oh, I look like, Luke, can you just edit that out? Because I look like a real right jackass. I just named three off the top of my head. You know, the first serious role I saw him in was actually disturbed me real bad because my mom was watching it. I think I've told this story before.

She was in her bedroom, watching this on the TV. and I walked in just at the wrong moment and I was a wee youngen and I was in no place to see Steve Buscemi wait was it Steve Buscemi

who in Fargo who's putting the guy in the wood chipper or is it the other way around I think it's Steve Buscemi putting him in the wood chipper Okay yeah well I saw that Maybe it scared it scared me

I can't remember I've only seen it once Matt Fargo's fantastic But that's a great serious Steve Buschimmy role and he's great in Sopranos. I have still have to see Sopranos. That's another serious role. I had a moment that was like similar to

that moment. You said you walked into like, I think my, I can't remember if it was like my dad or mom. I really can't remember who was watching it. But I walked, I can't even remember the name of the movie. But all I know is that Bruce Willis

was testing out like a new firearm. And Jack Black was the guy, that was, like, selling him this thing or something. I don't really remember the context. But he makes Jack Black go out there and, like, hold, like, a card or a wallet or something to be like, you say this thing's accurate? Let's see. So he makes Jack Black, like, stand out there.

And, like, at this point, you know, I'm a kid. And I'm like, Jack Black, oh, my goodness. And so Bruce Willis aims the gun off, takes a shot, and just blows his arm completely off. And Jack Black's like, ah! And he starts running for his life, like, away from the guy shoot. I just remember being like, because as a kid, you're just, like, feeling bad for this dude that got his arm blown off and is now running away in fear. You're not, like, into the plot of the badassness of the, of the epic guy blowing Jack Black's arm off. Or blowing Jack Black, which was also in the same movie.

You're thinking of the Jackal. The Jackal, okay. The Jackal tests his weapon, Bruce Willis. Are you about to watch it? No, but I see it. It's from 1997. I've only, I never saw the movie. My only memory is of a kid seeing it me, like, oh, there's also another movie.

It wasn't Austin Powers, but I walked into my dad watching and some guy gets, like, rolled over by a steamroller. And I was like, what are you watching? He was like, go to your room, right? Get out of here. I know. Slam! He was like, he was kind of like, it was more so. She's watching snuff on VHS.

No, it wasn't like, it wasn't. in a mean in a mean way he was just kind of like I'm trying to watch like an adult movie like I don't want to I don't need my kid nagging at me telling me what I can't like what's too violent and I was I was probably in middle school that's probably like oh he's gonna he's gonna be awake like all night now scared out of his mind a steamroller's gonna squash him he's gonna have to sleep at the foot of my bed dude okay I watch me curled up at the foot of my dad's bed I uh my VHS collection I on eBay I found like a tape that it's like one of those old like Spike shows or whatever it was like it's called a band from TV and it's like extreme clips and I'm like that's a fun one so I bought it and I popped it in I started watching it dude and it starts off just like kind of like calm with like you know kind of like eerie music and a narrator like everyday life isn't always so simple and then it just cuts to like like calm.

like dudes getting shot in the head and like buildings exploded like real footage and I was like just like just war just war time yeah just like uh just like footage from like south America and all this stuff and I was like whoa well I mean that I wasn't I mean it was banned from TV you have to remember like before the internet how how things spread was through putting it and spreading it on VHS in fact the are the like the R Kelly tapes were apparently like sold and spread around like local markets and shit in Los Angeles. telling them at like, which is crazy. I know.

That's literally insane. Because like, you know, I've only, you know, we were a, I think the internet's always been around when we were around, but, you know, we didn't, it wasn't in everyone's home at that point. And like, I remember we, I think our families, it's not like I was born and there was a computer in the house. There was a time where we were alive where there wasn't, at least for me, there wasn't like a computer in the house there was I would say maybe somewhere in elementary school was

when my family got a computer maybe middle middle no it was definitely elementary school yeah for me it was it was early elementary school just because my my dad's job he needed a computer in the house but so like you know things spread so fast now especially with phones and shit that are just right there and then like whenever whenever whenever some major event happen Oh, you know, baby. You're right then and there. You don't have to wait for the newspapers. No, the first time I experienced something like that where it, like, hit me hard.

Of course, it's because it was a negative, was the Las Vegas Mandalay Bay shooting, the concert shooting. Yeah. Because I remember people were, I remember I was up late. I think we were both up. Yeah, we were just both up. It's back when we lived together. And people were live streaming just like what was going on. And I just remember just like kind of going through like,

videos that people were just must have just like they're in the cab away or they're still there posting them dude that that was there's still a lot of weird shit with that but like we don't know anything about it it's the deadliest in American history I think

but we know nothing about it of like there's the motive but he also had future plans and set up it's so weird and the from the videos I've seen like it sounds like it's a fully automatic weapon. It's like so terrifying. Yeah, it's like, it sounds like a

fucking AK-47. It doesn't sound like anything that like, I don't know. It's just horrifying because like the Mandalay Bay, it's a tall ass hotel in Las Vegas. Yeah, I've seen it a bunch. And it's going, like the concert, it's literally just shooting fish in a barrel. Right, because it's the way the hotel set up is like, uh,

like what, like a V shape almost. Of course he planned for that and all that. Because he was planning to do the same thing at another concert. I can't remember. But it's just like that's, I don't know. I don't really hear that one brought up. We moved on from that one.

Well, we move on from all of them super quick. Yeah. But that one especially, I thought that one would be brought up a lot more as like, I don't know, you just never really hear about that one. Well,

if Sandy Hook didn't start an sort of ongoing conversation that ended in anything decent, then I don't know if anything would at that point. Because that's like the numbers can keep building with the. Sandy Hook is worst case scenario. And it happens. It's like the worst one that could happen. But, uh, yeah.

Here we are. Here we are. The sound effect, Luke, it's for levity. Yeah, make sure that sound effect is in there. Should we, should we talk about like, uh, something pleasant? What's your favorite apple? My favorite apple, envy apples. Envy apples.

Are they little tiny apples? No, you remember, dude, that day we were, we were on set for, I love working out. Someone brought those damn apples. Holy fuck they were good dude I was going around telling everyone on set how good they were I remember that I remember you were just like I was blown away

It's like everyone you were making sure knew That like dude these apples are fucking delicious I was like do you have you guys tried these And they're like no man I'm you know I'm trying to move equipment right now And I'm like no seriously you got If you get the chance Like doing tricks like throwing it up

And catch it in the other hand Loudly crunching in the guys ear Like foam and juice Spilling from you You got it You got to try these things. They're great. Well, I mean, they're only in the talent section in our green room.

So you can't go back there. But next time you go to the grocery store, you should look for these. Sorry, I'm making sure because, oh, God. We do, speaking of which, we do have, we have someone that's on the way. I think he's here. He's here? They went to voicemail, and this was one minute ago. Have you a ring?

Oh, well, that's a typo, so I won't be responding. We need to go, we need to go let him in, I think. I think he's here. I think he's driving around in a U-Haul. Okay. Having a set being built, isn't that exciting? And also what's more exciting are these ad reads, I guess, right? Yep.

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Well, then we started talking about apples. That's right. The power of memories coming back to us. It's coming back to us. me back to you because i never would have remembered that in a million years i mean we've discussed so many times on this podcast how after we record them like the moment that door shuts and we're out of this room it's all conversation is just which i'm wondering if that's spread into like our everyday life we're like i don't know just like conversations and stuff uh it's i mean we

we have conversations for a living and so as our brain going you do this so often we don't need to fuck and there's nothing truly monumentous happening here we can forget most of this i'll be honest dude my are we teaching our brain to forget conversation i forget a lot i i forget a ton and and it kind of makes me wonder is it is it maybe we're training our brains just to throw everything out how much does you like how much of a day do you actually remember not much i mean nobody really remember unless it's this very special or traumatic day yeah then you might remember that you know i feel like uh no but even that you you remember like bits of information but like well there's studies you truly like you're not truly remembering right that exactly it's like you're it's like

this infinite game of telephone your brain is doing where it's like it's it's just it even though it's something that slightly might have changed things are slightly changing each time and i was doing this for some reason because i was picturing flipping through a bunch of I wonder, that's actually interesting, though, because, like, if I, if I said right now, penis, you know, in your head, you could. We're sorry, everyone. It's just an example. But think about this.

You can, you can, you can stop and you can remember how I said it, right? You can hear it pretty clearly. Now, if I ask you tomorrow to remember it, you'll think, like, oh, yeah, I can remember what that sounds like, but it's probably going to be different. And then every day onward, if you try to remember that, it'll be until like 10 years from now, if I'm like, Ryan, can you, it probably would be very different. And we could even test it because you could go back and listen to this recording. And at the same time, you know, I, there's only so many ways you could say penis. That's true.

Well, I guess more so it's like when you hear it, how different would it actually end up being. It makes me think like memories that I have from when I was in. sixth grade like to in my head they still feel very like sharp and clear like I can I can see I can see things very clearly but it's like how much of that has now been made up by my mind through that game of telephone you're just able to picture you're just able to picture things regularly like how you can just like imagine something in your head and think of right but these memories is does that have an effect on like am I actually remember yeah like am I am I Am I remembering the concept of it, or am I actually remembering the thing? Like, because I, yeah, I guess like right after, for example, I'll think of a memory of me playing my Nintendo Wii up in an upstairs room in my house growing up. I can see that like very clearly, like a very specific memory of that. But like right after that happened, like the next day or whatever,

it's like I could picture that and it would be the same. almost to a T but like now when I think of that same memory is it anything like what it actually was or have I just recreated it over and over or so much time has passed that I think I remember exactly what it looked like or what that memory was but my brain is just creating an idea of that memory you know the man outside of our apartment complex screaming these things while we're trying to sleep it's 3 a.m. But I think that Is my memory what I think? Like, the Matrix.

Dude, we are living in the Matrix. What do you think? About the Matrix. No, about the, what I said. About what you said? I mean, there's always, I don't know, memories, memory's tricky. Memory, as I, as we started this conversation with, you know,

you're not truly remembering, I think for the most part you're remembering a feeling you're not remembering the exact kind of picture perfect it's not like a recording it's not like a even a photograph like of a memory it's more of you're remembering that feeling

and the imagery can be kind of changed depending on that feeling and make it more warm or cold or you know your emotions affect affect probably how you visually interpret it looking back and stuff as well what I don't get like people with Afantasia, like, how do they remember things? Like, is it just not, I don't know, because I can't, like, picture, but you can picture stuff

like super clearly, like, close your eyes. Yeah, even with them open, it's like, you could see an apple. Like, do you remember, like, when you were a kid, can, can you picture, like, for me, I guess my memory, there are visuals, but I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, remember more like taste and smell and like that shit but i know those are more commonly uh or those have a higher not threshold that those things spark neurons quicker or there's a there's some there's a stronger connection with smells and sounds than sight like i feel like sight doesn't when when sometimes like a certain smell will hit me and it transports me to some incredibly

specific period or memory that like I forgot even existed there's like a perfume you used to smell the time or like a lotion that my mom had when I was six or something like that's like whoa the smell of your grandmother's like apartment yeah yeah smell that like you you wouldn't even like remember existed until suddenly you smell it and it just takes you like instantly back it's like there's moments where that happens where I can't pinpoint what that smells from I just I just go I this is a very specific smell that I used to smell a lot. And it could have been like the YMCA gym court. You know what I mean? Like I really can't place shit a lot of the times. Yesterday, I got a fan, do you ever get like phantom

smells? Where it's like you get one or two wits. It's like you get one good whiff and you're like, huh? And then you go a secondary whiff and you get a slight hint. But with each whiff, it gets weaker and weaker. And you're like, wait, where did that come from? What was that? It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, the way you get like a song stuck in your head. It's like a, it sounds like what you do on the subways in Japan. Drop it, drop it. Yesterday, I got a phantom whiff of exactly of our old apartment. And it like, it took me, like, it tripped me out for a second because it was just like

this boom of our old apartment. And it beamed me right back. Unfortunately with our apartment, a lot of the things I remember is like sometimes, no, no, it's not even with our apartment. I'm going to say when we used to live in that like in the mansion in Silver Lake right

with the Markiplier There's a certain type of just like Rancid garbage smell That I remember From that era of my life And dude I could smell it when you say that In the walls I can smell it when you say that

Specifically in that kitchen area I can feel the gnats You know Yeah 100% But I got like a just a phantom whiff of our old apartment and it was so nostalgic to when we started Super Mega and almost made a brother cry I was like almost but you're man enough to make sure that you held those tears back absolutely you maybe had a throbbing apple in your throat but I swallowed it I swallowed it and I made it and I punched myself in the throat to make sure it wouldn't come back but then you realized that was my Adam's apple fuck and it really hurt you hurt very bad which which made me feel like crying even more And I didn't know what to do then. But I didn't cry.

I'll tell you that. Yeah, you ran away into the, like a bathroom. And I don't know what you did. I guess you used the restroom. A lot of people thought you just ran and cried in the bathroom. I didn't cry in the bathroom. I just had to use it. Okay.

Yeah. Of course. We can, we can, uh, I saw a wicked for good, dude. Here we go again. It's fucking wicked. It's all you talk about. Okay. Tell me it.

Tell me about wicked. Elphaba showed the wizard off. Really? He, she really stuck it to him, the wizard. Which one is she? Elphabba's the green one, the wicked witch of the west. Okay. Glinda.

Galinda is, um, the, is she, is in the movie, does she just called the good witch? Does she have like an east or south or north? The wicked witch? I think it's wicked witch. Well, she, no, no, no, no. I'm talking about the good witch. There's the Wicked Witch of the West, the Wicked Witch of the East, who died by having a house fall on top of it. Yikes.

And then Glinda, is it literally just Glinda the Good Witch? Probably. Is she a witch, or? Can witches be good? Is a witch, like, witch bad? And then the other thing is, like, a fairy? No. Well, I've never heard witch described, like, as a good...

Harry Potter. Hermione's a witch. Harry Potter was, like, the one time where, like, I was, I honestly did hear witches used in, like, yeah. Oh, we're all witches. I was like, okay. I mean, witches tend to always be evil. Look at those jessapid. Have a big boil on their nose.

Exactly. They're always doing evil things. The curses. And Hermione. She, she. Very interesting name. It's her, it's her, hermoing. when I first read the book

it was very hard to figure out how that that was pronounced like Hermione You're like Hemoro I know how it's pronounced Because of the movies And I know it's Hermione

My sister was a big potter head So I know it's Hermione But like reading that Before the movies came out Was it just like Every American kid Were they just like Hermine

Hermine I had a trouble with Rom or Rob Whatever his name I knew you were going to say Ron's name, dude, right when you started it. I did, fuck, I wish I could snap my fingers and just spend a day. Like, there's very specific days I would go back to, to experience, like, a four-hour little, three-hour little snippet. There's one where I was going to, like, in terms of nostalgia, I remember going to, uh, going to,

uh harry potter in the chamber of secrets for my cousin's birthday and we were we were little lads this came out in like what two thousand two or three or some shit like yeah um and i remember uh i can't remember even the maker model whatever type of car it was but my aunt had a car where we've talked about this before but where you could sit down in the trunk and you could just view like out of the trunk like you'd just be sitting dude cousin forest at one of those you'd be like it was a volvo it's like we're backwards it was so shit And I remember we drove, it would always be a fight. The kids would always be like, I want to ride in the trunk type of thing.

Dude, as an adult, I still would want to ride in that. Of course, it's so fun. But imagine getting in fucking rear-ended. Yeah, that would suck. You'd see it coming right at you. Oh, my God. That's where the crumple zone is. Like, no one's, like, that's like a pop.

It's like a water balloon of blood at that point. Yeah, yeah, it would be no fun. But it was going, I just remember, like, sitting in the, or in the trunk, going to the theater, being scared and being, like, asking my cousin, what's the basilisk? I heard someone, what does it look like? It's like, it's a giant snake.

I was like, yeah, but like, what kind of snake? I don't know. Like, I don't know. It's just like a, it's just like a snake. I was like, what other monsters? Are there any other, like, do you think there are going to be any jump scares? Like, I, when I was a kid, I've been,

I've been open and honest. I was a terrified little scaredy cat. I would grill people about their knowledge of something if I was scared of it just to make sure I had enough information going in I don't know why I would ask him if he knew they were jumpscares like they were in the book Imagine reading a book and just

You get up to a certain point flip the page I was not expecting that I've imagined a grown man doing that like his wife was asleep in bed next to him and he has his little like headlamp on just like I'm sorry I'm sorry you know you're not supposed to read scary bedtime stories before bed I'm sorry

there's bedtime stories for a reason I didn't know it was going to happen I'm sorry is there any like because book that is something like in the medium of like a book that the closest thing I can get to that is like I can't I don't have a specific example of unfortunate I'm sure they have it in like Hunger Games or Harry Potter is like when a chapter like cliffhangers are where books really strive because you can't like make people jumps or anything

I just like whenever something happens in a book where a conversation will be going on all of a sudden it's like and then rick shot him dead yeah and then it's like wait what you're just like huh in this this isn't like this I guess in this case it's a it's a it's a novelization of the walking day yeah dude and you've spoiled something massive when rick shoots him dead uh I don't know, it's like movies, you can, you can really throw a jump scare, like, the biggest jump scare is for me in movies, it's, it's never like the type of jump scare when, like, a monster goes, boo! It's a type of jump scare when something happens in, like, the middle of a sentence, like an explosion. Oh, yeah. You're really not expecting. The ending, the ending of, the dark night. Wait, you haven't seen the dark night.

There's a really good jump scare in there. The ending of Ozark season three is when we tell you. I haven't seen. There was a jump scare in the last 30 seconds that I went. Oh, damn, really? It made me shit my pants. I was not expected. I was like, what in the fuck?

The jump scares are so effective when they're in a medium that's not horror. Yeah, actually, one of the, like, a jump scare that, like, really stuck in my memory because it just got me so damn good was, uh, super eight, that movie. And there's a part when, like, the town is being evacuated and, like, the military's rolling in and it's like dark and the main kids are like walking through the hallway of a house and a tank like blows the wall down right next to them and you just don't see it coming or like expect it and they're talking in the middle of a sentence it's just like and it is terrifying all i remember for that movie is the train crash that went on for like 12 minutes yes dude

if you go back and watch it it it's actually like comically long dude it is it is like it I almost want to watch it from Uncle Sleepover just for that scene. Because it's like, it's like every single car of the train gets its own shot. It's a fun movie. We can watch whatever we want for Uncle Sleepover. That movie, I love that movie, to be honest. I've only seen it probably like twice. Did you see it in theaters? Yeah.

The train scene in theaters was awesome, though. Well, I like the whole just, uh, because we were young when it came out. We, we hadn't gone through the cycle of Spielberg-like. Like, this was a movie where it's like very outwardly of love letters to, Steven Spielberg type movies you know, E.T. The Goonies. Well, it is Spielberg. J.J. Abrams directed it.

It's Spielberg produced. Yeah, but I'm saying J.J. Abrams is a very big... I forgot he directed it. J.J. Abrams is a very big like Spielberg head. Yeah. Giving Spielberg some head.

Come on. Sorry. Hollywood secrets aren't... They're not going to keep sharing them with us if we keep letting them leak on the show. Well, they threaten that to not let us go on the... this out, Luke, but they threatened last time we said something to

that they were going to take away our rights to go into the Universal Studio Tour, you know, the studio tour. Yeah. Not the actual tour of the studio, but the one in the one that's a ride. Yeah, yeah. If we lose that, I swear to fucking Christ, dude, I'm going to be pissed. So let's, Luke, rewind it and cut that out.

But J.J. Abrams, yeah, I forgot he directed that. What about J. Jonah Jameson? is that some guy you went to school with he's he's dude it's it's uh from spider man j k simmons plays him get me he's the guy with a mustache that's his name yeah jjona jameson jay jay jay jay dude his name is my name too recently you just randomly said the you said some random name and i just knew i was like that's someone you went to high school with for sure thing that sucks is I do remember full names like you would from your high school

but I don't want to like fucking docks these people and have people like hell fuck it I'll say the name of someone I went to high school with what are they going to do sue me I'll you know what fine Pete Davidson I'm kidding people are going to feel real real real Andrew bird did he look like a bird no was it spelled BYRD well see I'm not going to disclose that

that part It's one of two ways he spelled bird, right? B-R-D. B-U-R-D. Bird. B-T? It's like we just go on. It's like the next 20 minutes, like B-U-I-R-D-E?

Is there an E? Play Hangman. B-O-U-R-G-H-D? That's how it was spelled. I don't want to dox him, though. We wanted to grow up so much, and now we're here, and I just want to grow down. Well, no, I broke the shrink, right? That's my...

Fuck, I was my... I was drinking a Mountain Dew. I know. And I was watching Channel Awesome, and it spewed right out of my nose in one of the, like, half way through one of the videos and just completely torched it. Well, I can't be, I, I can't fall to you for that. You know, here I was ready to be angry at you for breaking the shrink rate, but when I, when I found out how it was broken, I should have known better than to watch

Channel Awesome while drinking a Mountain Dew. Yeah, especially, you're diet Mountain Dew. Oh. Okay, well, that changes some things. Mountain Dew is one of those drinks that just like, don't even fake a diet. Just, just, it's already, it's just Mountain Dew's fine. Like, there's no, there's no way possible that a diet... It's going to be any healthier.

Yeah, it's like... And the margin that it is, it's like, don't... Dude, not worth it. Have you looked at the nutritional facts on a Mountain Dew? Like a single Mountain Dew, it's disgusting. You're drinking just liquid syrup. It's... I mean, I guess that's Coke.

That's any soda. Yeah, but even Coke has less sugar than a Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew is like 60-something grams of sugar per single fucking serving. See, that's why... that's why a food line we'd buy the rounds when it was a late night just us down in mountain doos

me taking my little smoke breaks the best part was getting because you know there was different types of managers there was the general manager that never changed but then they were like the produce manager the grocery manager the stockman

there's a little I worked under when I started working there like the grocery manager so whenever there would be two types smokers and non-smokers a grocery manager that didn't smoke wouldn't get smoke breaks a grocery manager that did smoke

you'd get to go out there and just like take a little five to ten minute as they smoked their cigarette. So see when people say that smoking has no upsides five ten minute breaks look at that I remember I worked with a I had a co-worker and she smoked and she would just take smoke breaks

whenever she wanted and I think that could attributed to why she was fired. She'd just go, I need a smoke, and she would just go outside. I wouldn't dare do that. I would, I would, I would, most of the time just take a, I would fit the smoke break in to a lunch break, because there were no, there was no, like, designated smoke break. Sometimes I would go in the car and do a little, woo-hoo.

I was 19 at the time, so it was fine. It wasn't fine. Imagine that's your cigar phase, and you're just going in your car to smoke a cigar. Dude, wait, would you smoke Would you smoke cigars on shift? No, no, no, no. Okay, I was about to say. I was like, that, I can't imagine

just like coming back into work after smoking a fucking cigar. You'd feel like shit and you would smell so bad. No, I would, uh, I didn't do it all the time. I did it probably, honestly, I could count it on one hand, but I would, because I was too, I was so scared that you could smell it. I would, I did, it took a little puff, you know, during, during the work day if, uh, if it was a long shift or something.

went out to my car did a little marijuana Oh yeah Oh yeah And in South Carolina That's a big deal That's a schedule one drug

But luckily My My skin would do me a lot of good The skin color In that case You catch a little white boy With some marijuana Oh come on now

Silly little man You catch anyone else Smoking marijuana They're gonna throw the book at them And see, in your case, look, think about his future. You don't want to ruin his whole future, do you? Yeah. Your honor?

No. These guys didn't have a future to begin with. Exactly. On the opposite side. Honestly, you were smoking a Schedule 1 drug. Heroin is a Schedule 1? That's actually ridiculous. Marijuana.

But, you know, like marijuana is addictive in its own right. Well, Schedule 1 means it has no, no. medical purpose. So, I don't know why, heroin did have a medical purpose. Well, they would prescribe it. Same with meth. I mean, math is still prescribed. But marijuana actually does have noticeable.

And like, I'm not saying like, I'm doing it for medical purposes, but there are people who do use it to a positive effect for medical purposes. Yet, at the same time, there are people who have medical problems that try out marijuana and it does not help with that and that's okay too that's my medicine the spectrum of what works for people now I don't even call it a drug I call it medicine I call it god's bush smoke a little god's bush right you want to go light up a little god's bush dude do the burning god's bush yeah yeah I'm pretty sure the burning bush was just a ginger was just a ginger man sitting in the garden naked he had never seen a ginger man before I mean

From that region of the world back then, you would not have ever seen a ginger man. He spoke to the burning bush. Or it's just like a guy hiding in some leaves and his penis and pubes are out. And Moses goes, I've never, he's never seen like ginger, like the hair color before. He's like, what? And the guy was masturbating and he realizes he's been caught. So he has to play it off. Like it's some like, okay, wait, he hasn't realized I'm a person.

Let me just, uh, ooh, ooh. God, if we had a sketch comedy show, man. If only, if only the woodpeck. I knew, I knew it, dude. I knew that Holes reference was coming. Trees was as soft as disguise. And if you want to be as funny as us, you can go on our Patreon and get an extra serving of the show as well as get your hand added to the lists that you see right here next to us on screen.

Not the Epstein list. No. The podcast producer list and executive producer list. Just whenever you say the list these days, people, unfortunately. Are we still talking about this Jeffrey Epstein guy? I mean, he was, what a crew. creep. Let's move on. Jeffrey, who now? Let's just move on from this whole Jeffrey Epstein thing, all right? He was killed suspiciously in a, in a, he was a, he peacefully, he died peacefully in his

prison cell. He had a lot of dirt on, on, uh, very wealthy individuals and indicated that he was not suicidal. Listen, actually, I don't know if he indicated that he was not, you know, I don't know, uh, were you there? I wasn't. Well, I was there. I was there. I was I was there to fix, I was like fixing some electrical thing and I accidentally sparked something out. Like right before, like, oh, the cameras really did go out. Yeah, but it's me just going,

p, ah, shit! Hold on. And in that, like, five minutes when you were fixing it, it's like, the lights come back on. Oh, no. Oh, fuck. Oh, this is...

Hey, sorry, did anything happen when the lights went? It was five minutes, guys. Oh, fuck. You just slowly back out. But anyways, this is the good list that you see right now. Yeah, not, uh, there's the better list, the people with emojis. We'll reveal the, the, the, the, the, the real list next week. Yeah.

Episode 100. It's legal. We can release it now. Okay, this is episode 92. Do you think by episode 100, the Epstein files would be released? No. Well, unlike, because it's targeting the people in power. It makes no sense for the people in power to go after the people in power.

Unless, one of the people in power. Unless, one of the people in power. in power wants more power over the people in power. Power to the people. on that? I was the beaver. Didn't know. And I'm Adam Rose, an actor on TV, blue cardigan guy on your social medias, and avid Speedwalker. We're the hosts of small stupid stuff, an important new podcast from Studio 71. Ryan and I talk about the big issues, the heavy questions, pressing topics. Like coffee date etiquette? Best time to eat cereal. And of course, whether you put your toilet paper over

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