supermegashow - Hatsune Michael | supermegashow - 047

Episode Date: January 29, 2025

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Who, like, who came up with it? You know? It was magic when it happens like What the fuck is happening in my mouth? You know the first person that ever heard... Get that shit out of my mouth! It's like, mmm water! It scared me!

The first time I had soda water I remember it to this day Because it traumatized me Matthew And you know what happens when you you're traumatized your brain takes mental snapshots. Yeah, so that you remember unsafe unsafe unsafe That's the way it works. So you survive in the future it remembers I was with I was with my dad at Five Guys burgers and fries and fries and fries Let go and I go to the drink machine after ordering my bacon cheeseburger plain with regular fries.

I wasn't part of the Cajun crew until I probably moved to Los Angeles. I was still very heavy vinegar. It was like having Fisk's fries anytime I wanted, like the State fair fries. Well, I go over to the soda machine and I see the, it says water with the blue, with the whatever text, so I go, ooh. I'm like, oh, I want some water. And then, you know, I close the little cup, so I'm not seeing like bubbles or nothing.

I'm not really thinking, I'm probably looking away, I'm probably on my phone. Well, you don't even know what exists. So in your head it's just, what else would it be? It's just water. And all of a sudden I go. And it legitimately surprised me. I think I went and like spit a little out.

I was like, first I was like, oh my God, did I just get like bad sprite? Like that's what I thought it was. And I remember it like, because it wasn't what I was expecting, I And I remember it like, because it wasn't what I was expecting, I was, cause I was, I wanted some nice, refreshing,

smooth water. Smooth water. Smooth. Just my heart rate just, my dad came over and he held me and he was rocking me. Be like, are you okay son, are you okay? And I was like, yes papa, yes. You're on the floor with all the peanut shells at Five Guys.

I like the idea of kind of like in our, in the guys get a Christmas tree six, there's a part when you fall into the hot tub and you, I pull you out of the water and I save you and you are drowning. And you were very brave for that. Thank you, but you were traumatized and I'm imagining the same kind of

face, the, oh, oh! Like that kind of thing, your dad's cradling you it is scary like carbonated beverages are but oh, sorry I was I was looking up when yeah. Well carbonation exists naturally in nature. There's a carbonated lake Somewhere forgot where in the Middle East or something, but there's a lake that's just soda water the first carbonated beverage was created in 1767 by Joseph Priestley, an English chemist. Priestley discovered how to infuse water with carbon dioxide, replicating the effects of naturally carbonated mineral water. Really? Yeah, okay, yeah, naturally carbonated mineral water.

So I'm sure before the 17 whenever, you know, there's some guy, he's probably some caveman out in the woods and he's like, ooh, water, finally. I've been thirsty and he goes and brings a little, you know, a bit of it to his mouth and probably rocked his whole world. Imagine the caveman that discovered mineral water. Oh, if you thought you had-

Carbonated mineral water. If you thought you had a bad experience, a traumatizing experience You don't know anything as a caveman Well, we talked to I think we've talked before of how surprising it would be to like give a caveman like a can of coke The yeah, because he wouldn't even understand. It's a drink. It'd be cold. Oh, oh that yet The temperature alone would be like something he's never experienced that this red rock Yeah, what did that's what it see but then never seen anything that smooth. It's like shaking is

Something's inside and then he like hits it hits it until he gets him in the face and it attacks him He becomes angry and kills you the dangers of time travel probably like if you had an interaction with a caveman You know in your head it's like, going back in time and giving a caveman something funny. It's like a cute, fun interaction, but in real life, if you are able to get past the first step of them not being horrified of you and trying to defend themselves from you.

You're not being killed by the plant or wild, you know, the, what is it, the fauna and the flora? Flora and the fauna, yeah. If you can get past that first step, that's only half the battle, because any item you give them, they're not going to react positively to, like a can of Coke. They're probably going to end up killing you,

just because they are scared. And what does an animal do when it's scared? Lashes out. It kills. It kills. It kills until the threat is neutralized. Yep, that's what that animal brain is is wired up to do You know luckily you and I our brains are

Evolved past that point so we're able to assess threats and not you know go all the way off the deep end just for a tiny little thing Some people's like that, but do you remember the first you remember when you cross that barrier from the deep end being somewhere where you Could not venture to and then all of a sudden breaking free going I can just jump in there now I can just go like just blow bubbles So you get to the bottom and just sit there and look up and be like why I'm so far down Hey, dude, what's here?ifying. No way. No dude, I was so like, it's funny because just you bringing up like,

going to the deep end for the first time, it's so funny how your brain works because it just, it actually gave me like a flush of anxiety. Well I was always. Even though now it's a 28 year old, it's like obviously like there's no danger in the deep end for me, but I still, my brain, those neurons are still connected

in the same pathway as when I was a little kid and scared of the deep end, that I get a rush of anxiety just thinking about it. I always thought there would be like a shark in there, that's why I would get anxious. I would legitimately get scared that like when I went down and I'd swim and get out of the pool as fast as possible. Even when I was young in the shallow end,

I was like, what if there's a shark just like, like right up and I'd swim and get out of the pool as fast as possible. Even when I was young in the shallow end, I was like, what if there's a shark just like, ffff, like right up and I'd, it's kinda like, you know when you were a kid at night, you'd like run to the bathroom kinda thing, like you'd close the door, cause you were scared of the spirits of the monsters, the alligator under your bed, the monster in your closet. Or the monster in my hand right now.

Cheers. In our hands. Cheers, cheers, cheers. Audio-less movies. It's that same feeling. I tried to rush out of the pool because I thought there was a shark careening and speeding towards me. Almost like speeding in the sense of, you know, like I've never ridden one, but what are they called?

I've lost them, the Wave Racer, the jet skis. I don't know why I lost them. Ski-doo, as some people say. Ski-doo, yes. But it would be like a shark in the place of that with all the water zooming to me. I'd get out of there, I'd look behind me to check, and guess what, every time, Matthew, no shark.

Because I was fast enough. That's how I think. Not every time. People have died from it. Sharks in the swimming pool. You're lucky enough that every time you made it out, but there are poor unfortunate souls that didn't make it out of the pool in time and whoop! But then, wait, you got to toy around with a high dive at one point too, right? No, I never went swimming in a pool with a high dive. Oh, there was a public pool I used to go to that had a high dive at one point too, right? No, I never went swimming in a pool with a high dive. Oh, there was a public pool I used to go to that had a high dive and it was the most thrilling.

Imagine being a middle schooler with a high dive. You wouldn't go off of that high dive. So I was scared as well, but dude, it's just like, I think peer pressure ultimately pushes you to have some. That's how I got over my fear of roller coasters. And that's how I first tried crack was peer pressure. That is true. I don't regret it.

I mean, there's a lot of things to say about your mom, but I will say a lot of negative things for introducing you to crack. I disagree, but that's a conversation that we can have another time. I never went swimming at a public pool with a high dive. It just like, I never saw one. And if there was one, I don't think I would have done it

because honestly dude, little Matthew, I was a pussy. The deep end of the pool. So I have this memory. When I learned how to swim, my mom sent me- That's the dream sound effect. Yes, yeah, it's the dream sound effect. I wouldn't steal any of his sound effects. No, and we'd be sued for that. They're great sound effects. Like the dream sound effect. Yes, yeah, it's a dream sound effect. I wouldn't steal any of his sound effects. No, and we'd be sued for that.

They're great sound effects. Like the classic like woo. Yeah, like it's right now, it's, you know. You're picturing Little Matthew. Right, and the edges of the screen are doing like a white vignette and everything's kind of going woo. Exactly.

Yep. Just imagine guys. In case anyone wanted to animate this for some reason. Okay, here we go. So here comes Little Matthew is at the pool Just imagine guys anyone wanted to animate this for some reason okay here. Here. We go so Here comes little little Matthew is at the pool And I'm being taught how to swim by a woman that my mom hired She's given her like 15 bucks a lesson being like here teach little Matthew how to swim He's five years old now. He needs to learn how to swim. I don't know how old I was

he's being made fun of at school the kids are pointing and laughing at him and He's wetting himself in fear and frustration due to the fact that he can't swim. It's not important, not a necessary detail, but yes. Anyway. The teachers too, and the principal was the worst out of all, sorry, I just, I think those details are important. It's not okay to bully children as a child,

much less an adult. And the way you were treated at that school was shameful. It is an important detail because I would wet myself and that would mainly be why they'd make fun of me. But besides the fact, what this teacher would make me do when I was learning how to swim is I'd have to swim from one side of the pool to the other. Without taking a breath. See, that was what was scary.

She forced me to, and go. She's like, hold you down. No, dude, I have a specific memory. And my mom, I told this to her in recent years. She's like, there's no way that happened, Matthew. That must have been a dream. I have a memory of this.

And when you're a kid, I'm sure you do fabricate memories and then think they're real. Things are a whole lot bigger to you as a kid. Yes, I have a memory. Literally and figuratively, because you're small. I have a memory of, she's telling me to hold my breath, whatever, and I was being a little crybaby. I cried sometimes at these swimming lessons.

Not a joke, I really would. And I have a memory of her dunking me under, just like going, no, and like pushing me under. And I just remember like pure panic and terrifying feelings. I think what probably really was happening was there probably was at some point where she's like, come on, ready, here we go.

And then like kind of pushed me under a little bit, trying to get me to stop crying and to actually like follow her Lead I just picture you talk to your sister about this and it's like remember that Swimming coaches like we never had a swimming coach mom taught us how to swim. I'm also in the face morphs in your memory It's like oh my god, like your mom's just like brutally dunking you come on boy Or like or as stepdad Jim would say pussy boy in the pool in the pool, right? Wouldn't he call you pussy boy while you're in the pool? Yep. Yeah

So I mean a lot of pool memories that maybe I could be anywhere and you call me pussy boy You know the pussy boy isn't right regulated to Pool slang well not anymore. No at a time. It was it was specifically pool lingo but I Or no, at a time it was. It was specifically pool lingo. But I just have this memory, so thinking of the deep end, I just get this flash of anxiety thinking about the deep end. And just, it's scary. Still as an adult for some reason.

I'm not scared of the deep end as an adult, but it's just funny how your brain works, how you brought that up and it just actually gave me a little. I told you one of my biggest fears, right? Women? My second biggest fear. You brought that up and it just actually gave me a little I told you one of my biggest fears, right women well My my second biggest fear Jumping into a pool

Then going up and it's just glass. Oh Or like stretchy plastic that barely stretches like hard plastic. It was like you can only get like Because it's so it's so stretched It's actively pushing you down and forcing you down as you're trying to get breasts. The, get breasts? Breasts. Oh. I know, it's my third.

It sounded like you said breasts. It sounded like I said my third favorite thing. Yeah. Nice chicken breast in the morning. You know? Teriyaki. And by the way. Pepper flakes, asparagus.

Well you should start cooking it more because you are getting sick a lot more frequently. All in a bowl of soy milk I think it's it's a good it's like combining lunch and breakfast I get them sure with out of the way do what you want, but you need to start cooking the chicken because Do you cook your sushi no? Yeah, okay, raw chickens very different from raw fish says who I? Don't want to get do you know why are you are you an expert?

No, but I don't think you have to be an expert I don't think I need to listen to you if you're not an expert, so don't tell me what to do America America got a point got a point Being underwater and then coming up and boom Terrifying I hate that well that happens to real in real life with fucking ice Yeah, we've seen we've seen videos of that Oh my god, there's a current going on underneath people that like do the whole thing where There you know be like a sheet of ice and they're like I'm gonna

Break a little hole right here, and then I'm gonna swim under and come out this other hole and I don't play around with that It's so scary because also like I'm sure, when you go in water that cold, it's a shock. You could freeze up due to, you know. Your brain's not thinking the same as when you're up above in the warmth of, even if it's cold, it's still relatively warm compared to the water.

And have you seen that video where one dude goes under and he can't find the hole? You see him trying to search for it and his buddy's panicking. Over here, over here. You see him like trying to search for it and his buddy's like panicking. And his buddies are trying to like show him where it is and he makes it out at the end. He's like, oh, so stupid. Not a lot of, you know, there's a lot of people who don't be, their lesson learned is their death. Yeah.

They learn it as they are dying. They don't get as lucky as that guy is. And also when you're panicking in that moment, your friends can be pointing you in the right way, you're probably not even paying attention. You're just trying to, in your own brain, just try to. Especially if you haven't practiced charades with this particular friend group in some time.

Right, they might just be bad at pointing you in the, I'm sorry I didn't invite you last time. We don't have to keep getting into it every single episode. I've already apologized, I talked about it privately. I will invite you next time I do charades. Okay, and also it was me and Tucker's charade night, so I think the onus is on Tucker just about as much as me. Beside the fact, ice swimming, like going.

Tucker's not the owner of a YouTube channel and a millionaire, so he doesn't have as much responsibilities as you. Well he does have a YouTube channel and a millionaire. So he doesn't have as much responsibilities as you. Well, he does have a YouTube channel. His gun channel. But true. Nothing but Tucker's guns? Weird channel.

Yeah, I don't- Weird channel name. I don't think he's pulling people in. I don't think he wants people to know it's him though, because he doesn't show his face. But still he named it. Yeah, but there's a lot of people named Tucker. He named his names in it. I Don't know. I think it's more of a sexual thing for him

like the polishing gun videos he does where he's like polishing the the barrel and Kind of like he does have the April Fool's video where he's like using using sex toys as guns Like he's reviewing it as is as it as if it's a real gun. I think it's funny, but I think it was a little too on the nose for what he's actually doing in those gun videos that he does normally. A little too on the groin, I guess you could say.

There's also, there are a couple videos on the channel, I don't know if he meant to upload. Maybe he was, because he uploads in bulk, he just selects a bunch of files, and there's a couple on there that I, I'm not sure if he knows that he uploaded it. The one where he's in drag in front of the mirror in his bedroom and he's got the rifle.

Well he's doing a one to one recreation scene from what is it, The Silence of the Lambs? Yeah. But also, let's go to ad reads, I need to talk to you about something Tucker did He stayed over last last weekend, and I just wanted to run something. I thought that was off-limits now I thought he's not allowed to stay over anymore. Well. He is a curfew by law I I woke up and I and I went out to get my morning monster and there he was curled up on the carpet with Lego so I

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What is this? Hold on. So they listen to actual just ads and they blare their fucking phone audio for 30 seconds to a minute. Sorry, I'm creating the Reddit post in my head. And in my heart. It's already made. Oh fuck, I'm so angry right now. In my heart the Reddit post is already made.

You know the thing is Reddit is more of an idea than a... Do you want to go get another monster? No. Watch this. Whoa! Yeah, right? That's pretty cool. Pretty sick. And the audio listeners, right? That's pretty cool. Pretty sick.

And the audio listeners, it did land, you know. Oh, geez, dude. You didn't press play on the. No, I didn't. And the audio listeners again. I told you, I was being honest. I don't have much time to ever catch, because we're working so hard.

I don't have time to catch Barry's streams. Okay, also for those who are Megheads, who maybe, you know, weren't around for the Game Grumps era. Who the fuck is this Barry guy? Barry? Oh, I can picture it now again. So they mention, again, it's a bit where they mention

a guy named Barry who apparently streams, and it's like, okay, I get it. Definitely exists, yeah. Just another one of their little, you know, figments of their imagination in the super mega-verse. Barry is a real man. Man. Yeah.

Barry is a- Who loves sulfur. Oh my god, he does. Which is fine to have a hyper-fixation, I think. You know, everyone kinda has their own hyper-fixations to a degree. He has a hyper-fixation on sulfur, the element, the chemical,

the rock. And he does enjoy it just when people kind of surprise him with pictures of it on his socials or whatever. But they don't, it would just be rude if people were to tag us directly because we don't want to take credit for the general. We want him to think that people out of the kindness of their hearts and without a push or a nudge or thinking I take credit for the general. Like we want him to think that like people out of the kindness of their hearts and like without a push or a nudge or thinking about them, just not a whim. Well that's the thing too, it's like

if people send him pictures of Sulphur and go well regards to Matt and Ryan, then where's the joy in that for him? Then he thinks that it's like oh, people aren't just sending me pictures of Sulphur because they're thinking about me, it's because they're ordered to yeah so I think if if people did whenever they're listening to this whether it's the week it comes out or

Months down the road or even years 2027 2028 2027s the year aliens make contact by the way, but You know, I think we shouldn't even be mentioned. I think you should just keep it going. Yeah make them feel good What's that? What's that thing you did a pat pass it along? The where you pay for someone's drive-through order or whatever the Doug Doug challenge. That's not the Doug Doug challenge Oh, I've been doing it wrong Kindness pass it on well, I know what you're talking about Kindness, pass it on. I know what you're talking about.

What? Why are you smacking your lips at me? I'm smacking my lips in thought. Don't smack them in thought. What? How am I supposed to start a thought bubble? There we go. Now the thoughts are going.

Right? It like kickstarts the thoughts. Also, I would, stop it Ryan. What's it called? Misogyny? What is it called? Misogyny? You know when people hate the sound of chewing?

Yeah, that's misogyny. Yeah, I think so, right? Misogynia or something? It's when people have like the absolute, like, dumb, for the sound of chewing. I do have, stop, dude, you gotta stop. Because I have that to a small degree. You're not going to stop.

You have a lot of things to a small degree, Watson. Oh, fucking, you, I walked right into it. I walked right into it. Yeah, you did. I can't even be mad. And speaking of like mouth sounds actually, we have been toying with an idea guys about switching up mics maybe from these

to the old classic Shure SM7Bs we used to use on the Super MegaCast. Because then it's not dependent on us having to directionally direction these microphones to our mouths. You're not gonna get all the mic sounds. And also, something I have seen people say, which I have also noticed, Luke pointed it out, I've heard it, you get more mouth sounds for some reason,

like with these. Like you can hear more, maybe it's the compression on these mics, but you hear more of the, stop it dude, you hear more of the saliva in our mouths while we're talking. And there's a lot of saliva there. There's a lot. Some of it's yours our mouths while we're talking. And there's a lot of saliva there. There's a lot. Some of it's yours, some of it's mine.

Overall, in the audio files, not in my mouth. Yeah, it's like 50% Matt, 50% because we each. Yeah. We speak 50, we actually have a contractual agreement that 50% of the words spoken on the podcast have to be mine and 50, yours. So at the end of each episode, we have to go back and cut. So that's why you see that a lot of the words spoken on the podcast have to be mine and 50 yours. So at the end of each episode we have to go back and cut. So that's why you see that a lot of Matt's conversations

are cut down, sometimes they'll start with, so I've been planting a lot, and then it'll just cut there. It's because we have to cut down time from segments. But I have been planting, and it's quite a lot. Planting's epic. It is. Speaking of epic, by the way, But I have been planting, you know, and it's it's quite a lot I Plantings epic it is Speaking of epic by the way, I've been at the games not epic games Kong's in fortnight Who Kong is in fortnight?

Sorry, you said epic and I made me think of epic games in the epic store That's attached to epic games and put in fortnight's a part of the long In as in King Kong and Godzilla King Kong and Godzilla you've got to be yanking my cock right now. I'm not and they put Hot Sun a Miku did I do well? Uh-huh. They put hot soon a hot Sun a Mike, but I Wish dude Mike I'll tell you man, uh, King Kong is a lot cooler than Hatsune Miku. In my

humble opinion. Well he's in Fortnite with his big yellow hand. Remember the last movie we saw? Oh, so it's that one? With the big yellow hand? The big yellow hand was pretty cool. I think it's pretty cool. The movie was... What? I thought we had a lot of funs. I mean, it's not like a great movie, but it's so. No, I had fun. But it was really fun. It's like, that's the type of blockbuster I pay for.

Not this fucking, I don't know, a lot of Marvel stuff is kind of boring nowadays. Or like, the typical, like Fast and Furious stuff. But this is a kind of a brainless action movie that was actually fun to watch. For me. You and Luke and Tucker, you guys will go see movies quite frequently

and I usually don't tag along just because I don't, you know, I'm not huge into seeing movies I don't really care for. However, King Kong is like, when it's a fun movie, it's like I know I'll go with the bros and I'll have some fun You know, I will have fun at a King Kong movie emoji movie another example. Yeah, I did tag along for that one Tucker It was his fourth viewing Up to that point well, he loved it. He thought it was a cinematic masterpiece and he was always he was always asked me after I think he thought it was a cinematic masterpiece. And he was always, he always asked me after, how did they film this? I think he thought that they actually.

Yeah, he brought a lot of that up to me and I thought he was doing a bit at first. He's like, no seriously though, like, how did they film that? Cause like inside the phone? There was one quote, he's like, cause like I get it, the Lego movie in Pixar, that's 3D animation.

But like this, how did they do, like they made it look like 3d and I was like that it just it confused me and I don't know what he meant by it well I know what I guess you know it was he thinks it's real and I I thought he was joking really well I I kind of played along with his bit I'm like oh yeah yeah can't talk or they put a they put the camera inside the phone he was like really are you serious and I was, I realized he was being serious and I didn't want to burst his bubble, so I kind of just,

I went with it, but then that was a mistake because then he called me later that night and he was just excited about the concept of, so if they can put cameras inside phones now, and he started just talking all this kind of, almost schizophrenic sounding nonsense. No offense. You think he'd know about this because they put,

he's been messing with, Tucker buys a lot of filming gadgets and stuff. He bought this one, it's kind of like a long, kind of a see-through tube wire thing and it's a camera that goes in your urethra that he'll send Matt and I clips from every now and then. Yeah, I mean it's a medical device but he has fun with it nonetheless. I have asked him to stop sending those at least as frequently. So I got it from a thrift shop.

Okay, it's probably an expensive thing to be able to get outright. So I guess I would understand wanting to Look for a cheaper. Yeah And I mean personally I wouldn't use an item like that from a thrift shop, but you know how Tucker is Yeah, he buys bowls and dishes and glasses from thrift shops and doesn't wash them before using them The man of water people one could say, you know? That could be described. He's a communist, yeah. Something like that.

I'm something of a communist myself. Hey! Hey, I like that meme. Willem Dafoe? The Willem Dafoe meme. In Spider-Man 1? Well, at the time, it was just Spider-Man. I wish they would revert, like, after making 2 and 3,

they'd go back and just put the number one in front of the first film. Yes, I wish. Well, Spy Kids won. This Christmas, or last, the Christmas that just passed, when I uploaded Nathan's Christmas Six, I was like, shit, there's not a playlist yet for Nathan's Christmas albums, so I made one.

And then I was looking at the six Nathan's Christmas albums and I was bothered by the first one not having a number. It the six Nathan's Christmas albums, and I was bothered by The first one not having a number it's like Nathan's Christmas full album and then it's just two three four That's the main one or something like that, and I was contemplating. I was like should I add one? Should I make should I make should I add the number so it's Nathan's Christmas one, but then it? You know I realize no one does that Kind of sucks though because home alone one I don't like it well Star Wars does it well because it started out of order

But well at but but if it's episode one oh true that makes more sense when it's got episode in the name If it's just one you know it's You know like we had episode one of the podcast You know did well actually we don't we didn even call it episodes just super mega show dash 001 we're being slick with it. Yeah, we were with the formatting of the title. Oh, yes, we were We were being real slick with it and quick with it Yes, mm-hmm, so can you be quick with it right there quick with what Yeah, yeah, there you go, dude. That's what I'm talking about. Okay. Those improv skills?

100%. You were breaking the glass ceiling of comedy. Like Bill Clinton? Mm-hmm. It's good, just keep it to some degree. I'm sure broke a glass ceiling of some sort. Yeah, with his erection. Right? He committed a crime, Matthew. What, getting his rocks off? He lied to the American people. Well, every president has lied to the American people. Just Bill Clinton. Well, the difference was he was under oath. He was embarrassed, the bro got a blowjob.

That's embarrassing. I like that's what it is. He was embarrassed that he got a blowjob because he didn't want people to think he was like gay or something I Like vagina I would never want to know what a mouth feels like from anyone because everyone has mouths including men which is gay I like the idea of That's that that's really what spawned all of it Like that's what led to his impeachment was everything

because he thinks blowjobs inherently are gay because men also have mouths. Which sounds like something like Bill Clinton would do. He'd sit there, say that, and then right afterwards go anyways and then on a big old saxophone. Right he busts the saxophone. Sorry, jazzophone. Jazzophone.

That's what he calls it. Yeah. Which is cool. You know he like, it's my jazzophone. That's what he calls it. Yeah, which is cool. You know he like it's my jazzophone It's my jazzophone. I play on it's cool. Very cool. Jazzophone is a cool sounding instrument name That's why he plays it. I Forgot that he does know how to play sax and he knows how to play the the clitoris to you know Come on. I shouldn't I should have just said just right there. We've done it. Yeah, we're done with the bit probably. Okay He's old. I'll leave him be

But have you ever Had any interest in playing a brass or a woodwind? I did at one point. I went for strings I'm sorry, but it's just like for me the whole like I guess in my head I was about to you know in school when I was given the option to, you know, maybe do a percussive brass instrument. To bang around with sticks or toot around on a horn. Or to go, I went with the horse hair and the strings.

Oh, it sounds bad at first. Just because in my head I was like, I can't whistle and I'm just afraid that like, like I won't be able to blow right or figure it out. I've heard like I can I can go and get there eventually, you know Violin by itself heart rarely ever sounds Great. No unless you are training even some trained people whenever it gets on a certain angle Fuck I played violin too for not viola no not viola which I always thought was smaller than a violin like for some reason I was like oh sounds like it would be yeah it's not

it's bigger which fucking mind equals blown bass and cello mm-hmm sorry so cello yeah uh in bass by the way but there's no E at the end. Okay. Violin I played and I gotta tell you something man, I hated it. It made, there was a lot of moments just, I hated. Yeah, just that feeling. If you don't have enough rosin, is that what it was called?

Yeah. Rosin. Rosin. If you don't have enough rosin on the horse hairs. You go. Oh dude, the fucking warmup, like the few minutes of warm-up in violin class where you have all the other like dipshit kids around you just And it's just a cacophony of and you know most kids aren't taking care of those things so the bows eventually will have A lot of the hair just out so it'll there'll be like strands of oh, yeah waving around

Yeah, and also aid the fuck is up with violin they don't have frets so you just have to kind of guess where to put your fingers like a guitar has frets you know exactly where to put those bad boys but violin it's just fucking you know anyone's guess. But then every now and then there I will hear someone do like a violin solo and I'm like this is the most beautiful sound I have ever heard. If you can... Next to a mother or father giving birth. It's funny you were saying that because I was about to say baby crying is one of the most beautiful sounds I've ever heard. It's just like you hear it and you're like that's life. Yeah, like on an airplane. I could wake up to this every morning. You know, well actually I could wake up to this multiple times a day in in one to three hour increments would be awesome

probably more like one to two and a half maybe very beautiful god I love sitting next to a baby on a plane little bundle of joy filled with piss shit and laughter babies are disgusting they always have to make a little baby shirt filled with piss shit and laughter ooh and sell it I like that wait is the shirt filled with piss and shit and laughter or you saying the shirt the baby is filled with piss Gotcha shit and laughter yeah, and I could see like Meg heads that are new parents You know getting it'll go with the with the let's play. I love let's plays bib Hey, I was waiting for it to happen to finally happen someone posted a picture of their kid of a real baby wearing Oh, yeah, I was I was waiting for it to happen. It finally happened. Someone posted a picture of their kid of a real baby wearing our bib. I was waiting for it. I like it when

people do it on their pets too. Yeah. Because it's a nice little day, you know, if you have a cat or a small dog. I put one of the bibs on my dog. Here's a picture of it. Here's me and Basil. Basil's wearing the Let's Play bib and people might be going, wait you have a dog Matt? What the hell? It's my girlfriend's dog but she lives with me. So the dog dog lives with me so now he's kind of my dog is basil. I love basil He's a good boy. He's such a fucking silly goofball a lot of energy that boy He does have a lot of energy and and real quick just shout out speaking of My girlfriend or the dog. I don't know much of a difference one in the same in terms of smell

Or the dog, I don't know much of a difference. One and the same in terms of smell. Well, I mean, you can't deny that. No, I can't deny it. I was gonna get all offended, because that's what a good boyfriend should do. Doesn't shower, just the shine you can see from a mile. Like, I see the shine. Like, I'm blinded by the sun's reflection of the grease.

A lot of grease. That's a personal preference, though, but. She actually, she knit me from hand this sweater So this this this super mega logo sweater. It was a surprise and it's very very sweet. I love it very much and She forced me to wear it. There's like it. There's there. I know she she asked please please please and then it's probably because There might be a I think there's a tracking device in it really You're kidding right? Oh, it's just a bit for the podcast with a microphone or something I think there's a tracking device in it. Really? You're kidding, right? Oh, it's just a bit for the podcast.

With a microphone or something. So I'd be careful wearing that around, you know, how loose you are with your lips, with your mouth lips, not your pussy lips. I don't have pussy lips. How beautiful Matt Watson's pussy lips could be. Hypothetically, if I had pussy lips, they would probably be beautiful.

I'm imagining they would be. Seriously think about it. Think about what my pussy lips would look like. Beautiful as I said. I just had to close my eyes real quick. Instantly beautiful pussy. Guys at home I want you to shut your eyes and imagine me with a pair of pussy lips. What do you see guys?

For a nose. No no don't picture that! Got him! You are committing thought crimes right now. Send him your fan art of... Do not! Don't do fan art of me with a pussy for a nose. Or like when Matt tries to act like an artist that he really likes. Stop it dude. Don't.

Dude, stop. I'll tell you something. Cut it out Luke. No, you don't have to cut it out. No, I'm joking. That was you. That was me telling Luke to cut it out? That was you telling Luke to cut it out? Cut it out Luke! What the fuck is... Dude! That was obviously you. You didn't get messed up then.

Audio listeners aren't going to be able to fucking tell who's who. Who's who? They're not going to be able to tell who's who, bitch. I'm not Jesse Pinkman, dude. I don't. I'm not Jesse Pinkman, dude. I don't. It's not bad.

It's not bad. All right. All right. How long are you going to do this for? How long are you going to do? I don't know. I just, I was thinking about just doing it for a while Yeah, well actually in my head. I was like

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Like if they made like Coke can sized monsters, just the little, the 12 ounces, I think, right? What is this, 16? If I had to take a wild guess, 16 fluid ounces. If this is my third monster today, How much caffeine is in my system? 600 milligrams if you consumed if once that one's done 600 and what should the daily Have like to something no FDA their recommendation is to not surpass 400 milligrams however

for me I Surpass 400 every single day. Amen, sister. I do it because rules are made to be broken. Mr. Sister. Hmm? I said Mr. Sister. Mr. Sister.

Hey, that's not a bad, that's a good DJ name. I missed her sister or Mr. Sister. There's so many ways you can be creative with that title. The horizon is endless. sister sister, you know, there's so many ways you can you can be creative with that title the Horizon is is is is is endless. Mm-hmm. I love how creative you are man You have such you have these creative juices inside your brain that just fucking spurt and fucking spray and splash everywhere and I am lucky enough to be in the splash zone of those creative juices Bask in the in the in the juices. I spray upon you you do you spray creative juices. Bask in the juices I spray upon you. You do, you spray creative juices everywhere. I like when we're both spraying our creative juices

and then you get a melding of the juices that are just mixing and co-mingling. Stinks. Oh yeah, stinks nice and good. Stinks good, yeah. You had a good, you sprayed some creative juices earlier today and I've been thinking about it because you let's not say anything I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna spoil anything, but you did you sprayed some of those classic McGee creative juices and

No, I mean normally your ideas are fantastic, but this one I went oh This one you could physically see the light bulb above my head Uh-huh right. Bright as hell. And it lit up my face and I went whole. You probably thought it was a halo at first. I did, I did. My first thought was, I got scared. I thought it was like a light from a fixture that was maybe hanging

and was about to fall and hit you in the head. That's why I screamed for a second. But then I realized, oh he just has a good idea. I don't know, I just kinda. Well, you know what they say, when Joseph first saw an angel, he screamed. Ah! Ah!

Did he scream? No, I don't know, probably not. Oh, probably he did. Yeah. Did Moses scream when a bush caught on fire, or God's voice went, hello? Probably. Like, where's the voice coming from?

From like all direction? Is it is it creepy is in his head pretty sure he was just Tripping balls on some substance to reefer madness, baby, dude. He was fucking smoking pot We've said this before the burning bush more like the burning Kush More like burning some Kush Moses burning some Moses in the burning Kush. There is actually a you know there's a theory that he was just on psychedelic substance and that was why the bush appeared to be on fire and was speaking to him. There's a lot of theories that a lot of that

biblical stuff was psychedelics. What? I don't believe that, I think it was divine, like it was real stuff. Okay, divine intervention, you know? Like I think when Joseph saw an angel, I think obviously it was a real angel. God works in mysterious ways.

Yes he does. Do you, speaking of mysterious ways and God and stuff. Sherlock Holmes? No, I was not gonna bring up Sherlock Holmes. Okay, my bad. I kinda, I've had this weird feeling inside of me for a bit bit like a Like a month or two and I don't know if you feel it, too

Do you kind of have this weird feeling like everything's about to change in our reality? like Like dude, we're like just just like we're on the we're on the cusp of something big happening late Like the cusp of being a universe Without an Incredible Hulk going into a universe. Well, I don't want to be a part of that universe. No, I don't, but you're saying we're on the cusp of change and that could be a big change.

Because I don't think, many people think of the ramifications of an Incredible Hulk smashing through their city or town. Even in the suburbs it would wreak havoc. And it can jump. Have you seen how far an Incredible Hulk can jump by the way? Yes, I have. I mean, and that's what happens when... Looks like he's flying. No, if I saw it I would think he'd be able to fly. 100%. And I would be terrified. Green Hulk, right? Yeah not not not ready. Okay. I don't even want to dude. No

there is No horror that I can conceptualize that would be as unforgiving as Red Hulk being unleashed into our reality That's what I mean, that's the consequence of gamma rays but you um, what would I was just gonna say leashed into our reality. That's the consequence of gamma rays. But what would you do? Oh, I was just gonna say, I don't know. We're on the cusp of change, like aliens being? Because you said recently, do you wanna share the news that you shared with me, not in a Mormon sense?

No, I mean, my communications with higher beings is kind of my business, and I don't really want to get into that. With the alien that wants to be known as Marge Simpson. Which I said, that name's already taken. So I can- Got really upset. I can spread the word, you know,

I can let people know I'm in communication with a higher being, but- Burned a laser through the width of the pin through my roof, and it scared the shit out of me. So I had to misspell Marge Simpson but they don't know that But my writings will be out soon where I channeled No but there's an actual, apparently there's some real deal shit maybe about to be leaked We'll see Put out there

Not leaked just fucking Just shared Why, why, why, you seemed more excited talking to me? Well, you're not even saying what it is yet. I'm giving you the floor to talk about it because by the time this comes out It'll have already happened. That's fine. And maybe maybe maybe it was the real deal or maybe I got my hopes up again for some alien shit That but this works as a good time capsule to show yes, I Well, I just saw some reports that Alex Jones and Elon Musk they have

Apparently had communications with extraterrestrials. No, uh, there's a news outlet called News Nation And and they have a reporter named named Ross Coleheart And he's an Australian, an Australian named Ross, kinda like our buddy Ross. Oh, Donovan. Yeah, and he covers all things like UAP, UFO related, and he's claiming that they have a very big report coming out tomorrow, by the way, as of the time of filming this,

a report coming out where they have a whistleblower who was part of a UFO crash retrieval program, but here's the difference, he has video. And they're going to be showing the video from the UFO crash retrieval. Government ties and everything. And this guy has been speaking with Congress. So we'll see. They're hyping it up like this is the real deal now

and it's not just a little blurry video of a dot in the sky. This is the first time this is the real deal. But you know, in my head, I would love it to be like, oh my god, an alien's body in the wreckage. But in actuality, it's probably gonna be more like a, that could be a drone, that could be something else. It's like nighttime, and it's from afar, and you probably just have some bright lights

lit up from a truck. Kind of reflecting on it, so you can't really get a good. Yeah, and it's maybe some dude's, some kind of machine picking up a big piece of metal. And it's like, oh, see, it's the UFO. And it's like. We can't really tell what this is I I like this stuff because it's fun to watch and follow do I think they're gonna

Share a video that will change the game. I don't know. We'll see I mean by the time this comes out the world might know that We're not They might know that there's an imposter among us We are not alone. I don't think we are. But I also just have this kind of feeling that this year, something's gonna happen. I thought you said 2027.

Well, I feel like we're just on the, humanity's on the cusp of. Some alien shit. Aliens, yeah. I feel like it's closer than ever. I feel like it's, we're gonna know real soon. Okay they're gonna they're gonna come and make themselves known and Hopefully Point me as some kind of you know counselor ambassador. Yeah

for for like Content like alien like if they want to get into content creation? Yeah, because when extraterrestrials come for the first time to Earth. And they do come. Yeah, I'm sure they do. But can you lay off the sexual jokes when it comes to these creatures?

Of course, it was very, it was disrespectful, and I don't know what their culture finds funny or not. They might find that very disrespectful. They might find it completely, like, very respectful. There might be a very sexually progressive and open species of aliens, where sex is free and open for everybody. Maybe sex is just something you just do in the street for fun, or it's like nothing. It's like checking your mail. It's like, I'm gonna go have sex. We're not talking about San Francisco, Ryan.

Okay, okay, buddy. Or any other liberal city. They do have sex in the streets cuck town USA Cut down fucking is it got free tickets this weekend No shit, and you're just telling me this now. Yeah, were you going to tell me? Is this payback for the charades thing? No, yeah, I have a ticket saved for you. I mean there's someone in the wings that also would like to go but it is reserved for you first and foremost. I'm sure it is. Yeah, I'll go. Thanks for the invite.

But I don't know. I just have a... It's in Las Vegas. Oh, okay. So you were planning to go to Las Vegas this weekend without even mentioning it until what? It's Friday afternoon right now. I just know that there are a few Warrants that make travel sometimes a little difficult. So like if you couldn't make it I can just give this ticket to that friend I didn't think about that. But like the ticket is yours. I would have to if you could go. Probation officer and okay. No, I'm out. So So I should just, I could text the friend that they're... I'll do that.

I'm a ratio, right? Yeah, yeah. He's been doing a lot of good work. I appreciate your honesty. We'll finish this after the podcast. Honesty is next to godliness. A lot of people, they kind of feel like we're on the cusp

of something big. I'm just saying this. So when you keep repeating, we're on the cusp. We are, we're on the cusp. It's like the new white boy summer. 2025 is the cusp of something. The cusp of aliens making contact. Okay.

No, I'm only saying this just because I saw a Reddit post where it was like, does anyone else feel like something big is about to happen? And all the replies were like, I've been feeling the same way. And so have a lot of people. So I just wanted to say it. So then if something big does happen, people can go like, holy shit, Matt said that on the podcast.

And so then I look like I am some kind of like soothsayer. Okay, got 100%. I don't actually feel like you are like soothsayer. Oh, okay, got it, 100%. I don't actually feel like you're gonna think about that. You are a soothsayer. Whenever you say things, it soothes me. And I'm guessing our audience as well. It's not what it means. That's what it means to me.

It's how I feel. That's all that matters. It's my reality. You're a soothsayer. You say soothing things to me. Where did that term come from? You're my soothsayer. Soothsayer.

Have you ever, I think you and I should, maybe for a video, we should we should we should go to a sidekick and we should uh... Like Robin or... Yeah okay very funny dude. Come on. I said sidekick, not sidekick. Whatever dude. I was just having a little fun. Oh, forgive me. It's a comedy podcast It is fuck oh No, I'm waiting for the comment you sure about that Well, well, they've been watching this far into it. So they must have liked most of it Can you guys to comment that can you guys comment? Are you sure about that? Just to prove you've been watching it this far. Yeah also it helps with engagement that's the real reason and could you say

thank you for providing another video without cursing without nudity and without presence because we again we we we failed to bring you guys any presence and that is on us and that is our fault and we will take the brunt of the responsibility for that. Granted, Luke also has access to the bank account so he could have gotten you guys presents as well but I'm not trying to throw him under the bus. Luke's access to the bank account, I don't know what he does with his access

to the bank account, I just trust him though. I don't check it. It's worked in the past. It's working now. Exactly. I don't really have any reason to want to check up on it. I trust him. He's a grown man and grown men tend to be responsible. Especially grown men when it comes to having access to unlimited funds. Or unlimited fun because unlimited funds gives you access to unlimited funds. Or unlimited fun. Because unlimited funds gives you access to unlimited fun.

But overall, I was just gonna say that Luke could have got presents for the audience as well. Yeah. And while it's our responsibility, he does have the avenue to help. I don't know. He also could, just throwing this out there, have gotten presents for Christmas,

for you and I, as friends and employers, you know? It's like... We got him a present, it wasn't shown, not even in the behind the scenes, we even showed it off, even a picture. Are you talking about the Funko Pop? Yeah. We did. Oh, did we?

We posted the video on Patreon. But I don't think the video has the Funko Pop in it, because originally in the video, it was gonna be a surprise at the video has the Funko Pop in it because originally in the video it was going to be a surprise at the end that we never got around to shooting. I did take a picture of when you gave Luke the Funko Pop. He reacted he was excited. Did you put one of those pictures in? Yes I took a picture of you taking a picture of him I think. Because I took a few pictures as well and I wasn't sure if any of those made it in. Yes, I took a picture of you and him and he's holding the Funko Pop, he looks thrilled. Just zoom in on Luke, go ahead and put that picture in.

It's Freddy Basketball. Yeah, it's Freddy Basketball, the official mascot of basketball. So it did make it in the video luckily. But we got him a present, Unfortunately, did not return the favor. It's not required of course. I'm not gonna hold it over his head. But you're meaning from a friend perspective, it's not like we don't expect a present.

From an employer perspective, this is very different. Just contractually we do. But friendship wise, you don't have to get us a present. But like as your boss, it's very disappointing and upsetting that we did not receive a Christmas present. Plural by the way, because we're two people, and you can't just get away with getting us one present and being like, I gave Supermega a present. You know what I mean?

It does not say you can give Supermega, it says Matt and Ryan, and I know because we are a comedy duo that it's like you might see us as one unit. No. It disqualifies the good thoughts that were, And I know because we are a comedy duo that it's like you might see us as one unit. No, it disqualifies the good thoughts that existed with that present. And I've just, honestly, off the record, I've been struggling with this

because this is the first time an employee of SuperMega has broken contract of any sort and I don't know how to handle it. We knew what we normally do and just nothing. Probably the best course of action. on track to Vinny sort and I don't know how to handle it. You know. We normally do and just nothing. Probably the best course of action. Yeah. I think might be the best way to go.

Just see how it plays out. Yeah. Yeah. We don't wanna, we don't wanna, you know, the waters are kind of calm right now. You don't wanna poke the bear. Yeah. Or the waters.

Poking the bear sounds like, you know, I'm making an insult to Luke's appearance That's not at all what I we're saying that he's a part of the gay community in like the gay clubbing community Well, I'm not sure bear is a gay clubbing turn. I think it's just a gay term It's like a big fuzzy gay man is part of the gay clubbing community, so it's like yeah I like like in terms of like the the baby seals going out Providing providing meat for the less fortunate. And some people, you know, they're against it.

They think it's inhumane, but you know, man's gotta make money. You can't say humane without human. Exactly. Inhumane without human. We're making some incredible points. I know Luke's sitting here editing me like, what, the last 15 minutes, what the fuck are you guys talking about? Well, if you love us talking about nonsense and doing this, you know

It's not like it's not like a dream or something like 15 minutes of this podcast has just been a complete fever dream Well, if you enjoy that you can enjoy even an ex More of it like, like 15 to 20, who knows how long, a little mini episode of this same thing uploaded to our Patreon called the Super Mini Cast. No, no Super Mini Show, I'm sorry. The second you started saying Super Mini, I was like, don't say cast, don't say cast,

don't say cast. Well, it's in my blood at this point. We did that show for so long, Matthew. Can you blame me? You know, you, the other day. You can't blame me. We were out at the whiteboard calendar and you were riding on the whiteboard and we were talking about recording and plans

and you said, we gotta record a super mega cast and you kept talking. I didn't have the heart to stop you in your tracks and say super mega show I apologize but that's not all we have on the patreon we have behind the scenes and little updates as well as another show called uncle sleepover Matt and I watch movies together and commentate over them and you get to watch them with us like you're having sleepover with your uncles the fun kind we also have actually, I won't announce that. I'll lend it over to the sticker man himself.

Luke? That's you buddy. Oh okay, I'm sure Luke's heart dropped for a moment. Be like, no, no, not more. Please not more stuff for me to do. No, no, no, I would not. One, I don't trust Luke with talking about stickers. Absolutely not, he's very biased.

Stickers, if you see these names on screen right now, these are all names of our producers and executive producers. You can get your name in every new episode and you also get stickers in the mail every single month. Look at this month's stickers. Aren't they beautiful, aren't they just gorgeous? Yes.

I know, they're very high quality stickers. No one does sticker club like the Funny Brothers. I'll tell you, you get a collectible little envelope in the mail that we worked hard on and you get high quality stickers. No one does sticker club like the Funny Brothers. I'll tell you, you get a collectible little envelope in the mail that we worked hard on and you get high quality stickers multiple. Except for the Sticker Brothers. I don't want to talk about Sticker Brothers. Sticker Brothers are, fuck those guys,

just for multiple reasons, but especially the sticker competition. Yeah. Thank you for watching. Until we see you next time. I do actually have a half brother. That's not a bit. I've never met him. I FaceTimed him. A little bit of this. A little bit of that. Started with a kiss. Okay, so you FaceTimed and you were masturbating with your half brother.

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