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Episode Date: November 11, 2024

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They're watching fuck. Oh, hey guys, welcome to super mega show episode 36 You know, I bet people really miss how on super Mega Cast, I used to always geek out about the number of the episode. Tell me what I miss. And people don't know about us geeking out about the number of the episode. Man, can you believe it's episode 36? Episode 36.

Can you believe that? That's six episodes, six times. Well, that was another show's gag. I don't know, that's just like my flippant thought when I thought about it just then. But like, you know, I guess. I guess it's because like, number 36 isn't as impressive as what the Super Mega cast fellas got up to.

They got up to 300. Those guys got almost up to 400. And if they were still going and doing a podcast, they would be past episode 400 now Maybe approaching 420, but maybe one day We'll get up there. Maybe we'll even hit the the aforementioned 420 that'd be cool You know that'd be pretty neat. I guess on this show the gag can be we get pissed off at the at the number, right? It's like up 36. Oh

Let's run. Let's get this one over with like every every podcast is us just like Sitting here just waiting for it to be done. It cuts down to like Down to the to the length of like a super mini show. Yeah. Yeah, exactly, which is a show on the patreon stop And cut the confetti green screen. Say it, we gotta save it for later. Yeah, I know. If we start with a Patreon promo right off the bat, you know, we're gonna get in trouble.

Mr. YouTube doesn't like that. No, I know, I would. Steve YouTube. I just, I went to Rodeo Drive, I know I shouldn't. I shouldn't be looking at Rodeo Drive. We both say that we shouldn't go around. Yeah There's this new watch though sparkly Golden golden real

Oh, yeah real gold the pirate and when the numbers are diamonds and they shift to show you the time What do you mean like digitally like they? Whoa, yeah and they shift to show you the time. What do you mean? Like digitally, like they, whooah! Yeah. So it's like the digital shape and they shift like how the, Yep. Yeah. That's fucking cool.

How much is it? I don't know how it does it. It's a lot. And I was just thinking, you know, just, you know, maybe like, 10,000 more patrons. On the executive producer tier? They can be just a sticker club member.

Okay, 10,000 times 15. With some executive producer tiers thrown in. 15 times 10,000. What is that? 15. As much as I need for this watch 150,000 It's six figures Is it like the one XQC got here they let me they let me try it on oh you got to try it on picture

We can we can we can throw it up, but they they allowed me to try it on damn, dude Fuck okay right, okay, I on. Damn dude! Fuck! Okay! Right? Okay. I walked out and the alarm went off and I was like, ah, I just felt natural wearing it already. You just forgot. Yeah, cuz this it's like having someone's entire like mortgage on my wrist. It's like a house on your wrist. Yeah, exactly. That's crazy dude. Well, I guess promoting the Patreon that early on was warranted Because that's a cool watch and I've been eyeing some stuff myself. It's this beautiful fucking beautiful black stallion

Yeah, I drove thoroughbred. Mm-hmm. I drove two hours north to a farm. They have these gorgeous fucking Stallions and big big big motherfuckers. I also don't know what I just said. Thoroughbred? Thoroughbred. Okay. I just agree. Is that a thing? I guess. It sounds like a horse thing. It sounds like a horse thing. I'm gonna look it up. Thoroughbred. I'm not gonna let this slide. I'm not gonna let this misinformation slide. If we spread misinformation about horses. We just had an election rife with it on you know I don't know we don't believe it's election day right now. Yeah, I

Just thought it was topical, but this is coming out after yeah, there's it. We already know who the new president is What was I I was thoroughbred? That's right See now if I'm not even if it's not even coming to mind to look it up Is it really okay dude if you just spread horse misinfo? It's bad. We're gonna get community noted on X. Okay. Thoroughbred. One word. I feel like that's a horse thing. When you said it, I didn't even question it. I need to look up definition because there's a movie called... Oh wait, the first thing that comes up are horses. Thoroughbred.

Thoroughbred's a horse of thoroughbred breed. So it's a breed. Okay, is Thoroughbred just an outstanding or first class person or thing? So I'm guessing like, is it? Okay what's the difference between pure, like, what is it, purebred and thoroughbred? And wonderbred? They're thoroughly bread Yeah, maybe it's just like a difference of like it's these British people. They were like thorough thorough bread

They're out bread. We're like pure bread pure bread. You're like our blood is pure I love that and my blue eyes are pure See these see these blueberries These don't just come from nowhere. Your brown eyes are stinking up my neighborhood. Trying to go into the homeowners association because your neighbor has brown eyes. You let one of them move in. What are you talking about? Brown?

Someone that really has a problem with brown eyes though. Sorry, let me take a sip of my take a sip of that monster I Guess pure bread is when you The lineage it's like just of that breed so it's pure Genetics, I don't know it's kind of moving into like eugenics cat territory I probably could have done a little more research probably clicked on some sort of page with the definition I mean, I have it already pulled out. I just want to ask

chatGBT what is the difference? What did Tucker just say? They lie sometimes. ChatGBT isn't necessarily checking. Yes it is. It's always accurate. No it's not. Yes. Here, listen to this dude. Tell me this isn't accurate. Ready? So most of the times I will say. What is the difference between purebred and thoroughbred? There are times that get shit wrong. Like a horse and a horse instead of a horse and a donkey? You interrupted him! I'm sorry, I had another question. I had another question. Is it like- It happens, what's on your mind?

Is thoroughbred like when a horse fucks a horse and then the regular bred stuff is like when a horse fucks a donkey or something and makes a pony or however that works? A mule? Close, a thoroughbred is a specific breed of horse. My guidelines won't let me talk about that. Dude, he cut himself off. He was like, actually, oh no! is a specific breed of whore my guidelines won't let me talk about that HAHAHAHAHAHA

Dude he cut himself off He was like actually- OH NO HAHAHAHA He was about to give us the fucking answers dude Actually I've never heard Chad GPT cut itself off It's like he didn't realize it was inappropriate until halfway through We almost got the info Do you think I can get it out of him?

We almost got through info. Do you think I can get it out of him? We almost got through those liberal sensors. Content removed. It's never removed something from my chat. Okay, let me try another one. What the hell? Let me try again. I'll be nice and clean. I'll be family friendly.

I might have pissed off our AI overlords. Is thoroughbred a specific breed of horse, or is it explaining how they are bred? You know what I mean? Is indeed a specific breed of horse, primarily known for its use in horse racing. It doesn't refer to the method of breeding but rather itself which has a well-documented lineage thank you wait wait wait horseman sure I'm all ears what's on your mind so how is a but what is a how is a- but what is a- how is a horse truly def- like what is a horse? A horse is a large mammal scientifically known as Equis Ferris Cabalis. It's a herbivore with a

long history of domestication by humans for riding, work, and companionship. Horses have distinct features like strong muscular... Hey, stop. Tell me about Mr. Hands. I'd prefer not to discuss that topic. What was the last thing you were curious about? Why did he... He knew what Mr. Hands was right up... right immediately. I am not going to talk about that. I'm not doing this again. It sounds like he's like, I am not going to talk about that. No, no, no, Matthew, I am not gonna talk about Mr. Hands yet again.

I can't believe he cut himself off though. Self-censorship. I know. It's bullshit. What the fuck is happening? Speaking of bullshit, did you see what Tucker texted us? You said, hey Tucker,

can we change our meeting to 1.30? We're recording a podcast. And he said, yep. And then sent this long message. Oh, I we change our meeting to 1.30? We're recording a podcast. And he said, yep. And then sent this long message. Oh, I see it, I see it. Why don't you go ahead and just have this screenshot scrolling up on screen. Are you recording it right now?

I just took a picture of it. Said, hey hey, it's, also there's like emojis between every word. It's erection day, the poles are so close, I'm edging on my seat. Will you serve your civic booty and drop your ball lit into mommy cummala hair asses tight little box? Finally don old dump can be put in chains. Joe by dick can go to bed and our constitutional coochies can ride some democratic dong. Don't be a republic, I can't say that because

demonetization, send this to 270 liberal labias if you want free Dick to ring or else Project 2069 is gonna take a, Tucker, why does Tucker do this? Why does he do this? Why does he do this? He gets really politically active and he writes those himself. But I try to tell him, no, those are like copypastas you can find on the internet and they're shared around and stuff. You don't have to...

I'm like, if you make them, at least share them. But he's like, no, I just think it's a fun creative tool and it shows that I put care into the message and I really want you to vote it's he's politically active yeah it's the point but it's like Tucker we live in California you know telling us to go vote is it's what's it gonna do yeah you know I said what is what is voting ever done nothing I dropped my I felt like an idiot. I went to drop my mail-in ballot off at this drop box. I drove to the library. Let me guess. It was on fire.

Yep. Stupid fucking liberal. Firebombed it. It was probably Antifa. Oh, it was 100% Antifa. It was Antifa Steve. Duh! Sorry. We were hit with a political warning. Yeah, we can't get into that stuff. But I did go to drop off my mail-in ballot and I

couldn't figure out how to open the dang box and I'm like well I guess I'm not voting this year and then a woman walked up and just opened and put hers in and I felt stupid and then I put mine in so Matthew's vote has been counted I voted for jill stein. Just want to put that out there Well, yeah, we we we had a pact that we would both be supporting jill stein because two votes every election like yeah, because at least like It's it's almost like we're matt and and Ryan have once again failed to heed the warning of no politics on the podcast. They will be spanked and sent to bed without dinner.

So yeah, one might say I'm a Stein mommy now. Nice, well enough about that. What was that, Jesus, that was like, the recording's like, we we been recording for two hours? Yeah, almost two hours. One fifty eight. Jesus. Damn.

Yeah, I mean, Stein gets us going. Shit! Fuck! We forgot ad reads. Seriously? Uh... um... At this time of year, maybe you're looking back at all the amazing memories you have from 2024, especially if you're in love.

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It's actually, I would love if someone could take a screenshot from every episode since it's been full and like crossfade between them with some like Midwest emo and just show it. Thank God there are no real fish living in there what thank God there are no real fish that have to live in there yeah put a hamster it's in the castle I guess they're known for being somewhat aquatic yeah I'm sure they can paddle and Fibian esque no they're not no wait really but you know they're kind of they're probably like otters no no wait wait but hamsters not amphibians can't where's the rep whoa can't breathe in water. I'm just kidding I didn't put a hamster in there. Next time we go to ad reads

we'll uh. Okay, we can get back to it. You okay? Mm-hmm. I'm fine. I'm just kind of mad at myself, but kind of sad. It's fine. We can just get back to it. So, so, um, uh, the movies have released. They have. Games have been talked about. And songs have been listened to. What is going on in modern day media? Entertainment media culture. Pop culture, baby.

Guys, it's, it's pop culture time. Yep. Where the section of the podcast where we talk about nothing and all culture of pop. What? Nothing and all culture of pop? Try it again. You know, it's like from nothing to everything we cover. Like from A to Z.

Yeah, okay, sure. Tyler the Creator released a new album called Cornucopium. I really, really enjoyed the three to four songs I've listened to off the album. I haven't listened to the whole thing yet all the way through. You call yourself a Tyler head? I just haven't had the time.

I mean, I have, but usually it's like, I haven't been in the mood to listen to something all the way through and I there hasn't been like that You know how sometimes there's like that? Perfect moment to listen to an album that hasn't arrived yet for this one. I'm fine with like hearing songs just like Third party like I'm not like fuck fuck. I'm spoiling it Yeah, but like I do want to listen to it all the way through because there's something nice about beginning to end listening to an album. I would recommend listening to it front to backwards.

Yeah, put the whole thing backwards. You hear some hidden messages actually about John Lennon's death. But I know that like albums like that are made to be listened from start to finish. I love when an album is like cohesive and from start to finish is I love when an album is cohesive and from start to finish is a whole listening experience and the next album I make, I want it to be that.

And I have little motifs. But Tyler's album, very good, I liked it. On the last stream, someone said, how do you like Chromacopia? And I was like, yeah, I listened to it, I liked it. And then they just said, of course you would. And I was like, what does that to it. I liked it and then they just said of course you would Some a white boy I

Feel like like you could you could say that of course you would about like flower boy Igor JPEG mafia yeah, although all the white boy rap been Beal Hmm been Beal He wants to he wants to be he wants to be labeled as a Jazz musician now. Yeah, he says Hip-hop start was in jazz. So truly he is actually like if you look into it He was telling me this I'm not trying to make the argument. I'm not right right right also He can be whatever he wants to be.

Yeah, well, I guess jazz musician is a step better from what he had a period where he was like, I wanna be known as a gangster. And he got that fake grill that didn't fit his teeth. He got it at a pawn shop. It was like actually someone, I guess someone's grill that got shot and died He bought the grill. Yeah, that's when he asked us for money. I mean, what are you? What are you? What's going on?

What do you need this for? Because we thought it was like rent or you know, something important I was for like his student loans. Yeah, I know. Yeah, as I said, yeah something important Whatever I know we were in real he uh, he can do what he wants once you can love them you can hate them, but You can't see through them. He is very solid. He's opaque No transparency on him, and I'm not talking about like honesty. I'm talking about visible transparency Very in a literal sense yeah like the visible spectrum does not penetrate him however x-rays, gamma rays, all of those go right there. That's what made the Incredible Hulk. Gamma rays. Really? Mm-hmm. That's the most dangerous type of ray. Well it created the

Incredible Hulk so how dangerous could they be? Well I guess very dangerous they created the Incredible Hulk. I just said it myself. Honestly we could test it. We should do a video where we get blasted with gamma rays. He went into this chamber, depending on what version of the Hulk. I think- Bruce Banner did? Yeah, Bruce Banner broke into a room and went, ah, over a big- as I said, depending on which version of the Incredible Hulk, I like Eric Bana's interpretation. Okay. Where he

goes into this room, like there's a giant ball, machine with wire, whatever. Oh, classic. And then he goes, and then he goes, and then he turns into the Hulk later. Is that really? And then he fights like three hulked out dogs in the movie. One's a poodle, a pit bull, and like a Rottweiler or some shit. I've never been to the Hulk, but it sounds, I'm kinda interested. That movie's insane. I think it's like Aang Lee directed it, or something like that. The one with Edward Norton?

No, no, no, no, no, the one with Eric Bana, and the one with Nick Nolte. Oh, okay. Edward Norton played the Hulk, right? At one point, yes. Okay. He was technically in the Marvel Cinematic Universe version of the Hulk. That really doesn't to me, that casting, I haven't seen it so maybe it's great but it's just like I don't I wouldn't think of Edward Norton when I think I think of the Rock.

I can't wait for the Rock to play the Hulk. You think of the Rock when you hear that? Well I guess that the thing is- Payne Green he's the Hulk. The thing is that like makes me of course like that the thing I'm green he's the whole the thing is that like makes me of course like internally like cringe why not you know because it's the rock but then again the Hulk started out with in terms of interpretation not like in in in live-action interpretation start out with Luke Farigno which was just like a muscle man they had him in a smosh video. Lou Ferrigno? Yeah. He also has made cameos in Hulk movies. Really?

He played the security guard in the Eric Banner one, I think, and then he was, I don't know if he was in the other ones. Markiplier would be a good Hulk. There we go, we filled the Markiplier quota for the episode, you can check that off the bingo board and um. Except he just turns red when he's angry. He could be a new type of Hulk. Well there is Red Hulk.

Which, apparent- which apparent- Did I miss the new Captain America movie? Did it come out and I didn't see it and it had Red Hulk in it? It had Wilfred Worfstache in the- Wilfred Worfstache! He's part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe now. Oh god. Did I miss Red Hulk in theaters? Wait, was Red Hulk a movie? Hold on, hold on.

No, they included Red Hulk in the new Captain... Calm down, calm down, it's okay. Captain America's Sam Wellesley movie. Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe. Breathe with me. Captain America movie. Cause I'm calling the finishers from all over the world. This is Captain America calling. Okay, it doesn't come out till 2025. Cause I'm calling on citizens from all over the world.

This is Captain America calling on... Okay, it doesn't come out until 2025. Oh. I would have seen you go Red Hulk mode in here if it had already come out. If I had to miss Red Hulk. It's okay. Just get it out. Shake it out.

You know? But yeah, back to what we were saying, we should maybe shoot some gamma rays through our bodies for a video, see what it does. Or test them unknowingly on Luke. Get like a gamma ray, a device that emits gamma rays and kind of just set it by his desk while he's editing the podcast.

Okay. Next day, his hair's falling out. I gotta stay home, guys, I'm shitting blood. We move it to like under his bed No, dude get gamma rays like break down your Molecules and DNA so and rebuild them to make you the incredible. Yeah, they they break them down and build them stronger Actually one of the if you guys listening are in the mood to have an existential. Or watching.

Or watching, yeah, or watching. But if you're watching, you're a pervert anyways. Hopefully listening because I didn't put a bandaid on my face, I have this bruise on my face still, so it looks like I am just a crack head. Can you say crack head still? Huh? Can I say crack head?

You don't have a cracked head. But if everyone wants to have an existential crisis, do you know what a gamma ray burst is? I'm assuming it has something to do with the creation of the Incredible Hulk. No. It could in theory. It was an honest guess. was but there's these there's these objects in space Okay stars. Well, yes, they're neutron stars or quasars or pulsars or black holes. I don't remember but there's objects in space that blast out these jets of gamma rays and

In one second they blast more energy than the sun will produce in its entire life. So that's like a lot of energy. And they shoot through space. And there's billions of them shooting through space in every direction. And if one were to hit the earth, we would not see it coming. And it would just fucking create a bunch of incredible. Everyone would turn into a muscled up fucking no, but it would it would brutally kill all of us and it wouldn't be fast and it's actually happened to Earth before billions of years ago.

It caused an extinction of it. That's what wiped out the ice people. Yep. So any any moment now there could be a gamma ray burst there's no way to predict it because it's going light speed and can't see it until it's there. I'm sure we have sensors or something like a big red button situation. Wha-what? A big red button? I'm sure, Nasto or NATO, whatever the fuck it's called, I'm sure they have it figured out. You have a big red button or maybe it's in Europe so it's like a big green or blue button.

Probably green, yeah. And uh, what does the button do? Puts a shield? P's a big like bubble shield ever play Halo 3? Yeah. It's like a yeah something something Can't something can go out but something can't come in right and gamma rays can't penetrate the impenetrable the shield Elon Musk is actually the one who built the the shield. Elon Musk is actually the one who built the shield. It's a great endeavor. He's like the modern day Tony Stark. He is. The problem being is that he built it in an X shape so it only protects certain strips of the planet. Yeah. And kind of depending on its orbit. I don't know how to visualize visualize this but think of like X's that then you know

It's like bridges sure that loop around it's just you know like it's a an X around the planet Which I get like a cot like like there's fancy cock rings in that shape. Yeah, like I It's cool because I mean it looks like X and he only loves the letter X. He made Twitter X He he jumps he jumps he jumps to make He made Twitter X, he jumps to make it visually similar to the letter X. It's really cool when he does that. He has an ex-wife. He has several ex-wives. He has like 12 kids, doesn't he?

I just wanted to spend my seat. There they go, talking about Elon again. Guys, he's modern-day Tony Stark are we really not gonna talk about like if Iron Man existed in real life which he does it's called Tesla I mean Musk should change his name to X probably would you named his fucking kid X do you think he's jealous now fuck I should have just renamed myself and put my name on how he should have been Elon He legally swaps their names Yeah, I know this is little Elon so I sent hate to Elon Musk you're sending it to a baby and you're an asshole

The class the classic classic That kids in the cave Mm-hmm look believe that word because it's it gets demonetized and then people are gonna think I said like the n-word or something I Didn't said the p-word P-word yeah But uh not allowed to say penis anymore. No you can't say penis anymore What what is with all this censorship that word what Donald Trump wins tonight? But uh... You're not allowed to say penis anymore? No, you can't say penis anymore. What? What is with all this censorship that we're- If Donald Trump wins tonight, you're gonna be able to say penis again.

Well, by the time this comes out... To the victor go the spoils. And people know who the victor is. I think his name is Donald. Not Victor. I wish his name was Doug. Doug Trump! Donald Doug.

Donald Dougson. Dude, what if Donald Trump did the Doug Doug challenge? Hmm? Hmm? I would much rather see Donald Trump decide whether he has to choose between two almost like you can, like two choices that are almost equal in value, he has to choose between a chicken bake or a double chunk chocolate cookie. I would love to see that video, Donald Trump deciding

of whether he would like a double chunk chocolate cookie or a chicken bake. They put them in front of me and they said, they said, Donald, you have to choose. It's a chicken bake or a double junk chocolate chip cookie so I so I took a bite of the chicken bake it was hot it was hot it was hot it was hot folks you think Trump has seen the Costco guys 100% Baron probably shows him Baron comes lumbering in ducks down three feet to make it through the doorway. Like, like, it's like, it's just cartoonish,

you only see like his legs in the frame, and he pins down. He like runs and, Daddy! He like runs and thumps in. Like, do it like, do it this type of motion. And I was doing like a, like a, like a hulking, like a, like a giant.

Hulking? Think of like, think of like the, the Hagrid's half brother from the Harry Potter movies. Do you think like Trump had them blast Baron with gamma rays when he was a little boy or something to get him to fucking grow that big? He's like 6'9", isn't he? Bro, he looks like an AI video when he walks out of doors. Like he looks like this video of like a dude that just keeps extending upwards.

Yeah, it's crazy. And you're like, what the crazy hell then his limbs start moving Adobe premiere just introduced an AI generative video expand. So if like a video clip ends you can Expand it so it keeps going. Oh, yeah And I tried it on Nathan's Halloween I downloaded premiere beta and I was I needed a shot where Nathan was stay Come on man. Stop and babe. I needed a shot where Nathan was stayin' beta come on man stop beta

I needed a shot where he was standing still awkwardly for longer than he actually was so I extended it looked so bad it just instantly Nathan becomes this like creepy because with AI then it becomes all the like you know like the kind of oil painted swirls and stuff? It became that, and then he was just like. Honestly, I should have used it.

That might have been like horrifying. You ask it to extend it for like five minutes. See what you get out of that. Hold on, what if Luke tried it on us? Let's. But then he would have to end the clip. The clip would have to end end, right? Uh...

Or can you do it with... No, you can cut it and nest it. Okay. Right? Or just export this clip. Oh yeah, I guess, yeah, that would... Ladies and gentlemen, AI's gonna take it from here. And we're back.

Was there any even commentary? No. I don't think AI could generate the commentary. But for those who were listening, I'm sure it was a trip. Put some creepy audio in. Like some ambiance. Remember, there's two different avenues people can experience this.

And we're trying to, yeah, to, you know, make sure that both the visual viewers out there and the audio listeners have somewhat of an equal experience while it technically isn't an equal experience. You know, you guys can still enjoy the podcast in some way. Can I be real? I really, I'm just gonna express an honest thought here. I, Matt Watson, wish, I don't want to be a baby, but I wish more of our listeners would listen or watch it on YouTube instead of the streaming services Why do I say that? Well, I say that because on YouTube it's a show and

I understand of course why people listen to it on streaming because it's on the go. It's easy but We put all this hard work into the show and it doesn't get many views But then you look at the streaming services and it gets a lot of it gets a lot of downloads on Spotify and shit So it's it's not like it's it's You know, but it's I just wish it was more on YouTube. I wish there were more views on YouTube That's all You can't always get what you want

Beatles? You can't always get what you want Beatles You want it? Try it out. Look at this guys. For our camcorder, the new camcorder, we made a digital setup so now it bypasses the tape completely and it shows, it goes straight to a micro SD card. Isn't that cool? Isn't it cool? Isn't it cool?

You like it? I do. The thing is I'm legitimately serious when this might be the exact model I had like because my mom had an older one and then got like a newer one and this is one of the newer one I remember that green this like oh the side thing on the side just and the way this is working I really want to ask my mom if this is the same model cuz but the thing is that's so that's the and it recorded on a tape and I would have to use the AV cords to watch it on the television yeah but the thing about those is that's the the Sony CCD TRV line and they made so many that's what I'm saying it's like it's

probably like but it's still I think it was a Sony brand. Yeah, no. This was a really popular type of camcorder. This is the CCD TRV 87. Ryan and I each got one. And great condition off of eBay. And, see that bruise on my face? Jesus. On the camcorder. It's really... But doesn't it feel good to hold?

Yes. Like in Zoom? Um, I feel protected. Like nothing can hurt me. Nothing can hurt you. That's your weapon, you know? You're a journalist. But Last thing I'll say is, oh it's still filming. This is a cool ass, uh, little setup. Um, Wasn't, wasn't super expensive. Tell me about it. Okay. So it's the basically it's this box called a, zoom in on this, it's called a Powerplay, a Merchant RC, it's actually made for drones, for filming drones, but they made custom cables that go, they built this custom cable, dev builds. Like filming with drones or filming like

filming drones? Filming with drones. Okay. Like this is supposed to go on drones. But there's this guy called Dev Builds and he builds and devs custom tapeless camcorder stuff. So he made this AV cable that plugs into this. And he also 3D printed this cool little arm that I mounted the PowerPlay to. So look at that guys, cool ass, tapeless camcorder setup and you'll see

some stuff from those. We wanna, this is what we wanna use for vlogs. Yeah. We haven't gotten to the point where we've like gone out. Well, your digital Power play box arrived today. Yeah. So now, we officially as of today, have two tapeless camcorder setups.

Exactly. I gotta set it up still, but it's a big day. We're getting a brand new president and a brand new camcorder. No results of even, they don't start coming until like four or five right Pacific time Yeah, they're gonna or is that gonna be like seven. No, it's gonna be 4 p.m. For us. Okay, so we got about three hours Tucker

Dude the fucking time change it. Normally I'm on top of that shit where it's like I know it's coming and I changed my clocks accordingly but this year I had no clue that the time change was coming. Same here it flew over my head but that's because most like my phone computer every everything that I use just changes automatically so I I remember when we were younger mm-hmm we would have to be very vigilant about actually changing anything like all the devices You don't want to you don't want to you know your alarm to go off and it's oh Yeah, my oven timer is broken. So I didn't have to change that. That's how I found out was I I went downstairs

It also just something felt kind of off. I was like Well, it feels later than it is. It's getting dark at five, dude. And then I go downstairs into my kitchen, lo and behold, I'm like, wait, because we were going to go, Zephaniah, we're gonna go somewhere, and we needed to be there at a certain time, and I go downstairs and I see it's an hour, or almost an hour past the time, and I'm like, what? And then I realized the time changed.

So I updated my clocks, in the past I remember, I think when you and I lived together, we were lazy and the time would change and we wouldn't update the kitchen stove clock and eventually the time would just change back and it's like, okay, cool, now it's fixed. So my watch I have not changed yet. It says it's 2.25.

Now, Matt. I Don't mean to get personal here anything or maybe I'm maybe I'm looking into it a little too much But you said that you and Zeff were gonna go and then you kind of pause and went do something those plans Wouldn't be seeing Beetlejuice Beetlejuice without me, right? No, dude, of course not. I told you, I'm never gonna see that movie unless it's week. Because I haven't gotten a chance to see it yet and we've both been busy, we've both been working and by the time the weekend comes,

we just need to relax and plus sometimes I'm not feeling like sitting down for long periods of time after the work week because of my back and I do have to rest it because I you know, I had a flare-up recently Okay, but hypothetically like I'm just curious like what if I did Wanted to see Beetlejuice Beetlejuice with my girlfriend on like a date just the two of us Would that be like Just hypothetically I I didn't know.

Oh, okay. I'm just curious what your thoughts are. Just like you're asking as a fun like. What would happen? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What if you found out I had already gone and seen it after I promised you that I would never see it unless with you, but then I ended up actually just going on a date to the movies.

Well, I would have to tell you that there would, there couldn't exist or I don't think, I think other people would even have trouble even trying to fathom the emotional despair and the ego death that I would experience if that happened. Tried to hold it in with an ego death. Can you do a fucking ego death when you find out I went and saw Beetlejuice Beetlejuice with my girlfriend

sitting there like looking in the mirror and just being like oh my God. Like the type of ego death people get when they do acid for the first time but it's because your friend saw Beetlejuice Beetleice, and I have not said it three times in a row. Nope. That's for the third movie, which will never come out. They keep trying to make it, but every time they say the name of the movie, he just fucks

everything up. He appears and fucks everything. He comes to the writing room, starts replacing lies, starts tearing up pages. It gets crazy. They can't get past the third page of the script. No. So let's talk about, okay, we had Beetlejuice, and then we had Beetlejuice Beetlejuice,

and now we're going to write Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. No! Beetlejuice. That wasn't an explosion. Actually, yes it was. And Luke didn't put it in slow motion. No! Speedo-j. That wasn't an explosion. Actually yes it was. And Luke didn't put it in slow motion. I was just so talented that it sounded like my voice was actually slow.

Very impressive. Come on. That was great. I was thinking of taking it to the circus. Barnum and Bailey. And I'd have a big sign and maybe you could come along with me and we'd be the slow mo guys. What do you think?

I think that's a great idea. We just sometimes like in the middle of a sentence someone will be asking us a question we're like okay ma'am this is my friend Mraaaaaaahhh. And everyone's freaking out like Watson. They're like did time just slow down? What the hell I go ma'am, please don't be afraid my friend Sir and there's a gas leak and everyone explodes and dies the end Animate that one guys. Cindy go sketches be like Sketchy

sketches be like? I think just sketches in the 2010s. And then he pulls out a gun and shoots him in the head. The end! It takes like... I would in sketches like that too. I think... So easy. Yeah we've ended sketches like that. We really got to start ending things with people getting shot with a gun. Or getting shot with a gun. I remember back in the day I don't know it's it's like when, when, when Sindigo was, was, was going on before all this, I remember like seeing like, that was a, that was a thing people were like, every sketch just ends the same way. And I started, that was a moment where I was like,

oh no, oh no, we're creatively just going to the same place we go, we can't just end with that. But the thing was in creative meetings, a lot of the times, just because we liked the idea, we didn't know how to end it. So it would still come down to us thinking of that idea, still be like, fuck, why does it always come down to that? Damn it, there's the gun again.

Yeah, it's like, how do we end this? I mean, we could just pull out a gun and shoot someone. Like, that's odd, that's, I don't know why, but then. We gotta bring it in for a landing. I mean we could just pull out a gun and shoot someone Like that's all that's out of the wide but so we gotta bring it in for a landing How can we conclude this there's this comedic situation and we need a payoff No, right. Have you been leading up to a specific payoff like the joke is like escalating and escalating I can't really think of a payoff. So what I just see was just pulls out a gun and shoots Himself everyone else. I don't really think of a payoff. So what I just see what he pulls out a gun and shoots Himself everyone else. I don't know. Okay shoots the camera and

then the investor gives you four billion dollars and That's that's that's all I can think of happening in that situation is an investor giving us four billion dollars when we bring him this idea In cash on the spot. I don't know about in cash. Susan, but at least bring the cash. But at least he'll have to write three to four checks or something like that. You can't fit a billion on one check. They'll have to like keep going with the zeros on the other checks.

Honestly, I'm I'm very intrigued. If in what? Oh, gamma rays. Honestly, I'm very intrigued. If... in what? Uh... Gamma rays! Stop! Sorry. Don't do that. I won't.

Did it scare you? Yes. Sorry. It was very off-putting. Imagine if all of a sudden out of the blue I just started going... STOP! Yeah, exactly. That is scary.

Exactly, exactly. Jesus Christ. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. That is scary. Exactly, exactly. Jesus Christ. AI isn't there yet. I know, it's not quite. And audio listeners, again, I'm sure they could infer by the...

By the weird music. Whatever was used there to comedically represent something feeling amiss. Right. Off-canny. Off-canny. Not the channel. Not the YouTube channel. Not the YouTube channel.

Not the YouTube channel. Not the YouTube channel. Not the YouTube channel. Not the YouTube channel. Not the YouTube channel. Not the YouTube channel. Not the YouTube channel. Not the YouTube channel.

Not the YouTube channel. Not the YouTube channel. Not the YouTube channel. Not the YouTube channel. Not the YouTube channel. To comedically represent something feeling amiss right off canny Off canny not that not the chief not the YouTube channel not the YouTube channel, but the but the phrase off canny Like when people see toilet paper, it's not us Actually That would be a great reddit post if someone was in like the grocery store and they saw the super mega roll Yeah, they the Charmin super mega toilet paper

And if someone saw that and they took a picture and put it on reddit, that'd be hilarious They might get the up dudes of a lifetime. They might even get some gold from a kind stranger up dudes for life and and Donald Trump gets my updates. Doge. Dude, Doge is so fucking epic. I can't goddamn. The fact that depending on the results of today's election we could have a new government department called the Department of Government Efficiency that Elon runs called Doge. Look I for one am filled with so much delight at the thought of potentially having essentially an oligarchy. It's a fun like little spin-off season of American democracy. Yeah exactly. What if the richest man in the

world has a seat in government, has a say in things politically? And what if he you know controls the companies that regulate him? And controls a whole media company? That would be fucking awesome. That silences certain people and promotes others. Boy can, boy can, can, can wish. Boy can dream. Elon, Lilly was like sitting down, he's like, all right Matt, I'm gonna put some racism on your feet, here you go. And here's a video of a woman being beaten. Hold on, which, I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, we, yeah, we're, oh, we're talking mad shit on, I'm like, you, yep, just, we're using your talking points. Yeah, yeah, no we're talking mad shit on I'm like you. Yep, just we're using your talking points

Yeah, yeah, no, don't worry Okay Love you sorrows Okay, how's George doing? Yeah, he's doing well. He sounds a bit croaky, but what's that time of the year? Fall pollen, you know, most people don't realize that you know, there's pollen in the fall as well, because there's some trees that blast rope once it starts getting colder. I love blasting some rope. I love blasting rope.

And swinging from tree to tree. Are we talking about the same thing? No. Oh, nevermind. Talking about ejaculating. Oh, no. It's painful. That hurts.

So good. Yeah, it does. You know what I'm saying? It feels like hornets. It hurts so right. It feels like a bee's nest in my ball sack. No the Hornets thing is a famous Daniel Larson quote. Which by the way, Kamala, last political thing, Kamala Harris's account posted a TikTok today

with audio of Daniel Larson crying. Just wanna throw that out there. I don't think the intern that- And I was just being completely honest when I said when I ejaculated, there's bees in my ball sack. It feels like. I mean I'm sorry I didn't get your inside joke

but you didn't have to frivolously throw the bees in the ball sack thing aside. I know I wasn't throwing it aside. It was just. Because. I was stepping aside to say that when I'm coming back to the bees in the ball sack thing. Are you talking it feels like bees

or you think that there's real bees in your. It feels like bees in my ball sack when. Are you talking it feels like bees or you think that there's real bees in your? It feels like bees in my ball sack. When I ejaculate, it feels so good. Oh, it feels good. So good that it feels like a yellow jacket going to town on my ball sack. It feels like, how about this? This may get the idea across.

It feels like a scorpion crawling through my urethra. It feels so good. Really? Yeah. That does sound like it feels good. Crawling backwards, stinger first. Okay. Is the stinger curled or is it like...

It's ovulating. No, sorry. It's oscillating. Well the scorpion could be ovulating. It could be depending on male or female. Men can ovulate. I'm ovulating right now. No you're not. Yes I am. Can you not smell the pheromones? I'm releasing pheromones. Well you would. What does that mean? Well Do I smell bad? I think visibly it speaks for itself, but audibly it might do I mean do I look do I look ratty do I look trashy this bruise on my face looks a lot worse, but

What bruise on your face right here from the scar see I don't see a bruise I don't see a bruise any this lighting Tucker always sets up the lighting to make me look as I possible. I just see a beautiful thoroughbred male dude Actually this lighting Tucker always sets up the lighting to make me look as I possible I just see a beautiful thoroughbred male dude Thank you, that's very full circle and Then and then the thoroughbred gets blasted with gamma rays and pulls out a gun and shoot it So you wait blasted with gamma rays turns into the Incredible Horse and then pulls out a gun.

End of sketch. And shoots up a movie- No, no, no, no, no, no. Well, the movie, yes, shoots up a showing of Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. Yes. That's a lot. I think we might have just created the perfect sketch. Yep.

Super Mega has done it again. That's the next sketch we release with the thumbnail of us going with like a big Hulk horse like in the center with a gun. What's it called? The Incredible Horse? Yeah. A thoroughbred. Blast it with gamma rays. Yeah, the incredible horse colon thoroughbred. Because it's like almost like a supposed sequel or a part in a thoroughbred thoroughbred

Okay, right, right And speaking of thoroughbreds if you look on screen right now. Put on the confetti Luke. It's time. Yep. It's time all of These names you see scrolling on screen right now. No confetti three not confetti four. Yep three These are all names of thoroughbred horses That are currently for sale up in Stockton, California. They're having a big sale this weekend. So if any of you are looking to get a thoroughbred horse, you can look through this list of names

and they're actually letting people name some of these horses. So if you want to name, if you want to get on this list essentially with a name for a horse, it could be your name, it could be whatever. You see whatever scrolling. Yeah, you could go to patreon.com slash super mega and get your name on this list by signing up for the Producer or executive producer tier which means you get every single week your name and every new episode of the podcast and stickers in the mail every month and

All the content on the patreon we just dropped a new show on Patreon by the way. There's two episodes of it, it's called Behind the Giggles and it's me and Ryan breaking down our most famous videos. Just going through them, reacting, well not like, it's not a react thing, but it's like we're going through our videos, pausing them, showing things, explaining the story behind how we made it,

funny stories from the day we shot it, et cetera. Very fun show. And there's other shows like Uncle Sleepover, which is a movie watch along show we do, very fun. And every episode of the podcast, there's an extra chunk of podcast. We got super mini show. Balls in your court, atheists.

in your court, atheists.