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Episode Date: May 6, 2026

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So do what the funny brothers did. Smoke that good good and enjoy responsibly. And thanks to Indicloud for helping you navigate the madness a little easier this may. You look like you work at like a, like a coffee shop in Portland. What's that supposed to mean? I mean, minus the, if you were wearing like a large,

one of those beanies that has, like, it's way too big because it's for like dreads. If you were wearing one of those, I have a beanie. I mean, it would, that would complete the look, but I don't know, dude, I really like the hat you're working on right now. Okay, there you go. Yeah, you look like you work at a coffee shop in Portland. Well, I mean, I did go out on Melrose.

With, Okay, you need to invite me. Bleep out that name real quick, but I can at least say it rhymes with Blasson Fiker. Is that a, is that a, Yeah, that's not a slur? No, no, no. Fike.

No, Fike is fine. Dominic Fike. Yeah, okay. It wouldn't be his last name if it was a slur. Yeah. Well, I knew a kid at my school who had the last name of a racial slur for a black person. And there, you know, in Charleston, is that law firm with a...

Yes. Starts with a W. This one. Wigger law firm. His last name wasn't the N word. Okay, just to be clear. His last name was the K word. Right. Right. K? Yeah. Okay. I think so. See? I don't know. Well, yeah, it's a good thing that we're not...

Right. That shows that we're not... We're not using these words frequent, or at least typing them. Let's go ahead and just go to the intro. Your glass has got to be around here somewhere, man. Yeah, I mean... It's been probably, I honestly don't think I've had them for like a month, a month and a half. I mean, these, these aren't prescription. I thought they were.

No. Have you worn those for a while thinking they're a prescription? I've been wearing them more recently. Yeah, I was just wearing them as a bit for the past few weeks. Oh, cool. I didn't. You didn't think they were a prescription and you're wondering why they weren't working? Yeah, I wasn't like, like bragging about them.

No, I know. I mean, you wore them out on Melrose. Nobody, yeah. The HP. No one snapped, no one snatched them off my face. And then went, oh, these aren't even prescription. And embarrass me in front of a crowd of people on Melrose. No one did that.

See, that's honestly, I've considered getting, like, LASIC in the past, but then I wouldn't have the option of wearing glasses. And people are like, well, you can always just get, like, you can always wear, like, glasses that don't have a prescription or whatever if you want to. I'm like, yeah, but then if someone snatches them off my face at a party or a social gathering, a function and puts them on, as people are known to do, they'll go, wait a second, you're lying? You're a liar. It's like stolen valor.

It's cringe. It's like stolen valor, probably. And as near as cringe as stolen valor. And the thing is, I mean, if you even more cringe, if you wear glasses with no prescription as like a fashion thing, that's totally fine. I don't care. You remember popping out those. Real D3D?

Dude, we should start wearing that should be like our thing. Why don't we have a pair of those? Bring them back. Dude, I bet we can go on eBay and get a whole fucking ton of used Real D3D glasses that we can pop the lens out. There's a picture of me from eighth grade on Facebook wearing those. Here it is.

Yeah. Dude, I remember popping the lenses out of those and thinking that like that looked so sick. Well, you had that moment where like halfway way through, you popped out one lens, and then it looked like someone punched you in the face. And you're like, what? I can't do these with regular sunglasses. My parents would be pissed. Right. I was, um, I, that was when I was like listening to Never Shout Never and I put those like nerd glasses on and just fucking gives you a little personality. Yeah, dude, I had a little vibe going. You put those suckers on and you're a new boy. I'm a brand, man yet. I'm a, no, I was a brand new boy.

Yeah. It definitely wasn't a man yet. Eighth grade. I, dude, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did. I I did not hit puberty until probably after eighth grade. Or at least like a noticeable change like in my voice and et cetera. Yeah. You know, some could say boys have it rough. They have to go through the changes later in life when it's more embarrassing. Right? Girls get it out of the way early and, you know, it's like...

When everyone forgets about it. Yeah, then everyone forgets about it. But guys, us guys have to be like in our prime. You know? Right. In high school, we have to go through the awkward stage. You know, girls are done cooking in the oven, but guys are just on preheat at that point.

Just going through the early stages of roasting and toasting. Dude, do you, I remember, like, this is probably more like middle or high school. But, like, I remember, like, being probably up as high as maybe near this ceiling and just looking down and be like, I'm just going to jump down and jumping down. But we're now, like, if I look down and did that, I'd be like, shatter your ankles. Yeah, yeah. No, dude.

Why were we so, like, malleable? Because when you're a kid, uh, why? A, you weigh less. And aren't a lot of like, like, um, Olympic athletes, like in their early 20s or something like that? Yeah, because, I mean, a lot of the Olympic sports are like high impact sports. And if you keep doing that by the time you're in your 30s, you're kind of fucked, you know? Especially if you do MMA. MMA.

Dude, imagine getting just socked in the head, like not just like, they don't use gloves. You're done. in MMA, right? They just punch. They have like, I don't know if it's like they have some sort of padded. They look like fingerless gloves.

Fingerless cool, you know, like Pokemon trainer type gloves. But still, it's not a, it's no boxing glove. No. Boxing gloves apparently are worse for the head in some cases.

Because of the... Then doing just naked fists. Because it... Maybe it... They generate more force. More shock. There's more... There's more weight

so you're able to generate more force and momentum so you do hit harder. And there's more surface area making contact, which I'm, I'm guessing, would spread the shock out. I don't know. It hurts. Have you ever seen, I think what blows my mind is the type of MMA that's just straight up bare knuckle.

You can find it on YouTube. There's like, I remember watching one once and it was from Russia. And it looked like Fight Club, where it was like, uh, they're like, elbowing. They're like fucking the sides of their heads it looks like. I'm like, Jesus. It was like in a dark warehouse in Russia with a bunch of dudes. in the dark kind of standing around like just a, like a single lit area. And it was just like two Russian dudes, very, very Russian looking dudes, just getting in the ring, just in like jeans,

shirtless, and just punching the shit out of each other. It's like no rules essentially. And I'm like, why would, why? That's what we need to actually have our world leaders do to solve disputes. Like that's how they decide who wins a war. But then you'd end up just, just electing like, like body built. Well, not bodybuild. because they're not good fighters. Well, yeah, bodybuilders, they, they sure look hot, but, but the muscles, they don't function right. They don't have the, like, stamina or the, uh, they take a lot of creatine, so their muscles look

inflated, but, but more taking the idea that, like, leaders should be the ones putting skin on the line, not the people who are doing it to afford rent. What about, you know? Yeah, exactly. I agree. What if that makes a good case for Dwayne the Rock Johnson as president. well he's he's mentioned it he has i just i mean it i think you know when when when don't when don't know when when don't trump broke that glass ceiling he made anything possible he

he broke that glass ceiling of a celebrity fought a billionaire celebrity finally becoming president was he a billionaire before the president's yeah i thought he enriched okay he was uh i mean that was that was one of his things that he was known for was he was a billionaire okay and then he became not a billionaire and then he became a billionaire again From rags to riches. I love those stories. It's hard one. It's inspiring, right?

From silver spoon to platinum spoon. Back to silver spoon. Temporarily. And then platinum spoon again. Diamond spoon. It's my favorite item in Minecraft. The diamond spoon sounds like a Minecraft YouTuber from like 2016. Welcome back to the diamond spoon.

And he's literally like there's a skin where he's just a spoon. Yeah, exactly. Spoon with eyeballs? Yes, a spoon with like Minecraft Steve's face Or a spoon where he rotoscopes his own eyeballs On to the Could you make on a Minecraft character Because they have like

You know those skin creators online Where you can go from side top bottom Can someone just make like really realistic eyes On like a Minecraft Steve Just like human eyes I think you can Can you get that detailed? The skins themselves are

like the, if I remember correctly, they are just the original like 1X pixel resolution. But I'm sure that you can get with a texture packs or something. I'm sure there's got it. There's a way. I remember back in the day making my own custom iron giant Minecraft skin to play. Back in like late high school, early college. Dude, that's awesome. It's back when like Daniel and our friend who now teaches all, we just come over and we'd play

Minecraft Hunger Games. You remember that? I never did any... I never did any of the, like... You download, like, a server for that, or... Daniel's the one that, like, handled that shit from those part of that kind of stuff. Like, I never did any of that, but was it fun? People say PubG was the original Battle Royale?

This was the original Battle Royale, Matt. Well, Hunger Games... It was so fun. Hunger Games actually ripped off the original Battle Royale, which was called Battle Royale. It's a good movie. I haven't seen it. it. I think I've, I own it. Yeah, I've seen it once. I have the DVD, the Japanese movie. I saw it back at the time where, you know, Hunger Games is coming out and people like, this is a rip off of that. And I was

like, oh, cool. Now, now I'm going to watch the original so I can say, I watch the original. Oh, yeah. Hey, and now look at you now at 31. You're able to say it. It feels good and it was well worth it. It was well worth it. All these years, it paid off. It's pretty cool. It's a fucked up, fucking, I mean, I've heard it's pretty fucked up. The thing is, I don't know, it's just like, uh, Americans have a fun way. of like in cinema I get you know it's a you want it you want it to be PG 13 you want people to come see it I get it but they have a an interesting way of sugar coding some of the most horrendous

like things like when you think of like the Hunger Games universe it's like yes dystopian and cruel things happen in the books and stuff but in the movies it still is like an action film you can take your kids to you know what I mean yeah whereas like in battle royale there's like an explosion in someone's neck starts spurting blood you You know what I mean? Okay. So it's like, I, it is interesting.

I don't know if that's just a different, because I have that. Older. Oh, I found that a lot of Asian films, not saying like American films, like, you know, we have saw and stuff, but a lot of Asian films are a lot more visceral when it comes to violence. Like Ichy the Killer. It's a good example. Which is a great movie. Old boy. Dude, old boy, I need to rewatch it.

I only saw it once in like 2014. And I thought it was incredible. And I need to, I really need to rewatch it. It's one of those. Josh Brolin version. Dude, it's definitely not. It's one of those movies where it's like, old boy, where the second watch, it's not, it's like, you want to watch it a second time because you want to be able to catch stuff. But it's like, it also sucks because like, man, it's one of those, it's one of those rare times where it's, I want to experience this all again.

I want to wipe my brain with like a men in black stick. So I don't remember any of the like twists and turns and all that because like you, it's. The twist is pretty pretty big. Yeah. Like an action movie, you can rewatch that. And the fun is experiencing the fun in action or whatever again. In a movie like this, while it is good on rewatches, just it's the, you'll never have your first time again.

Kind of like the curse. For me, my second rewatch, I absolutely loved the curse when I showed you. But the curse has a twist that once you know it, you're never going to forget it. But once you're not going to guess it. So don't even try to be like, oh, like you. The curses is one of those shows where you told me there was a twist. I was sitting there trying to think of how it could turn. Can't.

You just. And I love that. I love that about it. But once you know it, you know, it's more of a, I don't want to spoil it too much, but it's, I technically almost like, I don't know how to explain. It's just interesting. It's the biggest twist in any piece of media I've ever seen in my life. And when I first, I just remember the first time I ever saw that. The usual suspects, the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was,

making us think that he doesn't exist? It's pretty good. Finding out the devil doesn't exist. How about seven? What's in the box? That's not a twist. It's a head. That's just, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't know what, for some reason I categorize that as a twist. When it's not really a twist, it's just something fucked up that happens. No, but people say it's a twist when they talk about it. I mean, it's a major spoiler. What about sixth sense? And I only know that because of fucking jizz in my pants. I haven't seen the movie I just know the Lonely Island song

Says the big twist It's the twist is in such Like its own like pop Like it is the twist itself is pop culture So things reference it all the time Like so it's one of those movies It's hard to go into it Without already knowing the twist

And that's kind of fine for that movie I guess Same with I am your father Yes That's just so iconic everyone I mean even Toy Story 2 Says and kind of jokes on it Also mangina effect

He doesn't say Luke, I'm your father. He says no, I am your father. Hell, his name's not Noah, so. I know. I know that it's, it confused me. When I saw it, I was like, wait, is the twist that his name is Noah, not Luke? They're both biblical names. Got them mixed up. Maybe Luke has a brother named Noah. A twin brother. Oh, maybe. Lord Vader. Chad Vader. Dude, Chad Vader was sick. Yeah, working at the grocery store in the produce section. I did, that was fucking insane. But real quick, back to old boy. I, because I saw it like 12 years ago, fuck, that's crazy.

Because that's when I was a freshman in college. Fuck. God damn, dude. My whole life growing up, freshman in college seems so old. Now I'm like, it was 12 years ago. Well, because you think of freshman year in college, go back 12 years. You know, you were like, what? That's when you were like seven.

Yeah. It's, like, you were 19 going in the college, I'm guessing. Oh, okay. You got the birthday where you're, uh, because you got a June birthday. Were you the oldest? I was one of the youngest, so I was actually like 17 going in, yeah. Well, sorry, I turned 18 over the summer. I graduated at 17.

Yeah, I was... I graduated at 17. Damn, dude, you should, you definitely got to hold on to that and use that. Like, oh, do you know I graduated at 17? I graduated at 18, like a loser. Yep. Like a normie, like a pleb. And I went to college at 18.

and because I haven't seen that movie since I was 18, I have forgotten, I still remember all the big, most of the big twists and plot points. You remember the main one. Of course. Yeah. And I remember like the fight scene in the hallway was crazy.

And I remember how certain characters die. Sorry, another one that popped into my head. And I'm, I'm just remembering images, what the fuck is this called? It's really good. It's like a, it's a, the premise is,

I think like a it's a South Korean film I think and it's about this serial killer that ends up killing this isn't a spoiler this is the premise serial killer ends up killing the fiance of a detective

who then goes on like a revenge journey and like it's not your typical like American revenge you know what is it called? I watched this too I also watched this like in the last few years and I watched it once and I don't remember but it's like it's not

Not an old movie. It's somewhat newer, right? It's like in the 2000s it came out maybe. It's not like, yeah, yeah. Wait, I'm almost certain I watched this unless I watched a very similar movie. Hold on. Maybe I watched a Japanese. I saw the devil.

What? Hold on. I got to look up to see if that's the movie that I watched. I really, I've seen it twice. I think I haven't seen it in probably like a decade or more. But I did think it was good at the time, but also it's one of those things where it's a visceral, mature movie. Because a lot of, as I said, you know, a lot of American R-rated is fun, and, like, the violence is fun a lot of the times. Again, there's been a lot that has released, but, like, that are of the contrary, but, like, general, generally, just speaking generally.

Squid game? I mean, that's, I haven't seen the, yes. Well, I haven't seen the, um, third season, two and a half, essentially. Third, Ryan, don't stop. Just stop. No, when I saw Squid Game season two, I thought that it was really kind of a letdown and drawn out. And I was like, really? It just feels like a rehash of the first one, but not as exciting.

I talked about this way long, on an episode way long ago. But the third season, the final part of Squid Game, I really liked. It kind of redeemed it for me. For me, Squid Game always teeters. it's like almost dipping its toes into being grounded in its universe and everything, but it's just like hovering over it. Like there's always something, some aspect or something that happens that makes me go, this is a show and they're trying to, you know.

The actors for the, like the foreign guy. Dude, one is based on Asming Gold. In the first season and then in season two and a half. Two and a half, it's worse. It is. I wish they named it's two and a half. Dude, three. Like, like the final season to acting in those, in like the Americans.

and stuff is just genuinely so bad. It's intentional. And I googled it and like everyone else thought the same thing and one of the guys is literally based on Asman Gold. Literally. Literally. Literally or like the idea of an Asman Gold. They didn't say it.

But he looks just like Asman Gold and he acts like him and he's really rich. Dude, you do that face so well. I like how people, I wonder if anyone did recognize in the peanut sketch if like I was. Yes, I was channeling him specifically. I saw a couple comments about it where it was like your Asman Gold face. Okay, good. We'll say this when we do like a behind the giggles episode of it, but I'm excited to film that. Me too.

But when you were doing that, like you just kind of surprised me with that while I was filming. And I immediately thought in my head. I was like, dude, that's, that looks like Asmengold. And then right when I, right when we cut, you were like, I was doing an Asman gold thing and I was like yes okay yeah I remember it showed I could tell it's just like you know it's yeah I had to channel him you did a I had to picture that and like try to mimic what he was doing you did such a phenomenal job dude it's it's great it's just like the the sick it's the sick satisfaction you know a big

part of it is your is the way you uh I think to do that hasman gold laugh a lot of it is is the way you like, it's almost like you're, almost like a primal chimp that's, that's, feels threatened. You're, you're showing your, like, teeth and gums, like, really, like, you know. Yeah. So it's like, the teeth are a big part of it. And the teeth are also a huge part of these ads. Visit BetMGM Casino and check out the newest exclusive.

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scary. Is it like he sees 23 everywhere? Yeah. See, that would freak me out if I started, I mean, I do there's the thing like this happens to everyone though where it's like I'll see a number and then I'll start seeing it everywhere like license plates and I'll look at my like phone and the time will be that

Like when you get a new car the car is you start recognizing it a lot more frequently on the road than you otherwise paid attention to before or a big dude. One of the I think the craziest one that happens to me is I'll learn a new word and then I will see that word later in the day like online or something. It happened recently with one of our words of the day that are some word on the podcast. Ejaculate?

It was ejaculate. I saw it online somewhere. No, but I learned a new word, I think, from you. And then I was like, oh, damn, I never heard that word. I go home and I'm on the internet and boom, it's right there. And I was like, that's weird as fuck. phones listening to you. It's trying to, it heard you go, wow, that's an interesting word. And it's like, this guy likes this word. You likes it. We can feed him ads related to it. That's now in your

profile to wherever it's being sent. Dude, it's, it. And I know that like there's nothing there. Like it's with those little simulation breaking moments, but it's, uh, I know it's like, I would have seen that word regardless if I had learned it earlier in the day. And I probably have seen that word many times. I just, your brain now clocks. It was highlighted. Right. In that moment. A lot of people think that it's like, my guardian angels or like, my, the cosmos is, is channeling something. It's, I think it's just, I forgot what it's called, but it is like, it's just a psychological phenomenon where now you notice it saying, like what you said about the car. It's like before, you're not paying attention to the making model of every car driving past you. But now that you have this new car and you're aware of the making model and how it looks and feels, now your brain is recognizing it.

I feel like that also carries over, like, I'll recognize a certain model because they look a little different. Well, not a little. They look pretty different now comparatively, but I had an early 2000s Jetta for my first car. So, like, I'll recognize Jettas. I'll recognize, like, these, I don't see these as much even, but, like, Chrysler C-Brings. But, like, any past car that I, like, had at one point, I just... You always recognize that. The fiat's automatically, like, that's, I don't, that...

I don't need help recognizing that. See, I didn't know what Fiat was before you. Beforehand, I probably linked them in my brain with like a smart car. I'm like, oh, there's a smart car. But now I know the difference. Well, it's kind of like in my brain, I used to link PT Cruisers with, um, dude, it's an awful car. It's potentially worse than the PT cruiser. It's more.

A prowler? Oh, yes, it's a prowler. Yeah, yeah. I think. I'll show you a picture. I know what like a prowler without like a convertible prowler looks like, but regular prowler. No, no, no, no. It's not that.

Except a prowler is sick. And I think we should get one. I feel like it is. The PT Cruiser has that prowler look. Oh, it totally does. I mean, peep prowler heads be slamming their fists on the table right now. What is it? How dare you compare such a beautiful beast to a PT cruiser?

Found it. Dude, is there an R slash PT Cruiser heads? If there's not, someone should make that right now. Dude, by the way, it's the Chevrolet HHR. And I know you're probably like, what? Let me look that up. I can show it to you. You'll recognize it immediately.

Luke, put it on screen for everyone. Oh, shit. Oh, this thing's ugly. Right? But it's kind of akin to a PT cruiser. It's a minivan and a PT cruiser. Like, they just lopped off a half of each and then the back of a minivan to the front of a PT cruiser. It's potentially uglier than a PT cruiser.

Looks like some sort of sick science experiment that goes again. against the nature of God. And there is one that was for sale near me. It's gone now. And I really think I missed out that had flames on it. Well, there's ones with flames that I'll give a pass. And ones that have wood paneling on the car, I'll always give a pass to. And guess what?

That's actually the word of the day. Chevrolet HHR. And the definition is the Chevrolet HHR. Don't put that part in the definition, Luke. And initialism for Heritage High Roof is a retro style, high-roofed, five-door five-passenger front-wheel drive wagon. So, look, you can just get that off Wikipedia, but that's word of the day. We're using word of the day as more of like, if we find this interesting, we'll throw it up.

It's not going to be every week, okay? So, yeah. It's the word of the now. You know, in case this is your first podcast and you're like, what, y'all did a word of the week for like a two, one month? One, did it last a full month? Okay. and then we just decided that, you know, it's like, we're getting out. We know enough words.

Yeah. Like, we don't want our, if our audience becomes too smart, then they're going to, they're going to leave. And they're going to be like, why, why am I watching these morons? These stupid morons? Well, they thought that we were stupid morons. We're actually very clever and we're keeping them stupid. But if we make them too smart, then they see through our gimmick of, of crude, down to earth. lazy bros.

And they go, no, these guys are actually quite intellectual and hardworking. I can't watch them anymore. Dude,

me when I'm the American government? Yeah, let's get rid of the Department of Education. Let's keep the people stupid so we can just continue to make money

and be shitty and kill people. Like movie villain plot, like the stupid, it sounds too stupid like even in a movie. It's like if you keep them stupid

that you're voting for us. I like that the villain being like this blatant about it. Like there's, they're not doing some like, oh, you must,

you know, massage their minds to blah, blah, blah, he's just like, keep them stupid. Just get rid of the Department of Education.

And, yeah, just keep them stupid. Just don't fund schools. Yeah. Stupid people? I love them. I love the actual quote. They vote for me.

Yeah. Actual quote. Hey, I love the uneducated too. They watch our podcast. True. Hey, we're the uneducated.

I have noticed. Yeah, people are like, I'm in college right now. And then once they, like, they graduate, not a peep from them.

Yeah, dude, I see a lot of fans that say, like, I've been watching you since middle school and now I'm in college. I don't see a lot of people being like, now I'm out of college and I'm still watching. It's like, what happens? We're all the old heads at. We're the old heads at. It's probably the only ones watching the podcast now.

Maybe. I mean, our kids, not kids. Are youngens like, you know, late teens, early college age? Are they still listening to podcasts? Well, I got, I got, okay, if you're a part of the younger crowd, you know, Make sure you know, you know, say your hip in the comments. If you're a part of the older crowd, say your unc.

Say your unc. Yeah. And you might, you know, if your unc, you might break your hip. Or what's the, there's something attached to unk sometimes. It's like a. Are you unc maxing? Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah.

Are you unc maxing or are you hip maxing? Right. Are you? Not like old people hips because I could, you know. Right. Because that, it does, well, hip maxing would not be brave. That'd be having strong hips. Are you scuba maxing?

Hip-mogging would be what old people do Where they fall and break their hips Yes That's the deadly one dude It seems like with old people Breaking your hip is like the The Tolling bell

You know What are you doing? I was rewinding it And then I accidentally went to the other one Bro I know But now it's spinning again I think

Yes It is But like old people can break a fucking wrist Whatever But hip That's Uh-uh Yeah, that makes you

sedentary. Right, and then when you're old and you can't move, it's just like, the body just deteriorates because it needs a lot, it needs, your body needs, you know,

if you, like, if you're old and your bones and your muscles are withered, you need to come out, it's like an old car, you need to warm it up sometimes. Right, and what happens if you leave your carcending too long

without starting it up? What happens when you try to start it? Exactly, you know? Honestly, I read a thing recently about how sedentary lifestyle, like people that really don't move a lot. People conserving our energy. Exactly. But I read it's a lot worse for you in the long run than people previously thought. Shit.

I need to get out and be more active. No, I mean, you're not sedentary. Just because you like go home and play video games a bunch on the couch. doesn't mean you're sedentary. I'm talking about people. No, I go, I get out. I go to dog parks and I go on amusement park rides all the time. I don't. Well, you're sedentary on an amusement park ride. It's the bride that's moving. No, I'm throwing my hands up and I'm saying woo. That's use of my throat. True. And use of my, like, think of, it's not just my, you know, arms. You know, my back's doing a little bit of work raising my arms up too. Yeah. You don't think about all the

muscles that you move when you're making certain, when you're doing certain actions. Dude, you don't think about how many muscles are connected to other ones until you fucking pull a muscle. Then all the sudden you realize, oh my God, they're all connected. Because it'll be like, the first time I threw my back out at our storage unit, which was so epic, it was genuinely the, it was up there with the most painful experiences of my life in the top three. But basically, I remember when that happened. I was like, that and your parents' divorce is number one. right? Yeah, but

yes, it is number one. I didn't want to bring it. Why do we, we don't have to get into the tier list of it, dude. I just said it's in the top three, so let's not get in. I was just testing you just make sure you weren't a sociopath. I'm not, no, Ryan,

you see me crying at least twice a week over that. You open the bathroom door. You could be faking. We have fake tier stuff here. You're a good actor that cries on command. Yeah, true. Yeah, yeah. But when I threw my back out,

I remember it took me like five minutes just to get back in my car Because I was like Because just the slightest movement Holy fuck And the muscles started like tinsing up over and over I guess to try to like protect it I don't know Even when it's not like injured

I remember the first time going to a gym and working out And like keeping everything stiff here And like the first time Because when you're a kid you like work out excessively sometimes Or you like you don't know that there is a limit So I was like I'm pumping iron I'm going as much as I can do Go get in my car

put my hands on my steering wheel and I can't fucking like turn left or right comfortably. Yeah. Holy fuck. I'm stiff as shit. Yeah, you are. Hey, come on now. But the thing is like I did not realize how many things like, for example, the whatever muscle I got a little tiny tear or something in. I didn't realize like how many things actually use that because it was so painful.

And I realized like everything I was. doing, I could feel it there. Like, even, like, uh, rolling over in bed or even like, uh, just small things. Like, when I got my asshole surgery, that was a real one where I realized, you don't realize how much you, uh, you use your asshole muscles, uh, until you sneeze afterwards or, or, oh, dude, well, every time I take a rough shit, you can feel it stinging. Yeah, yeah, that's that's how you get. And then, like, and then, and then, if you sneeze or anything, you go, Woo! Dude, after that surgery, holy fuck.

That was number two on the list of most painful experiences. Asshole surgery? The recovery from it. Because they don't give you... When I got my septoplasty for my deviated septum, which I highly recommend if you have a deviated septum. Looks beautiful, by the way. Thank you, dude. When I got that, they prescribed me opioids.

And I had no recovery pain from that. So I didn't even need them. But the asshole surgery, that's like the only time my life where it's like, I need prescription opioids for the pain. But they can't prescribe that because prescription opioids make you really constipated. So they gave me ibuprofen and that was one of the worst weeks in my fucking life, dude. Well, I can't. Like, I remember when you were going through it, you were constantly like complaining about it and you're not, you know, got annoying after a while.

Like, what's, what's this guy's deal? But don't worry, I did my research and watched a lot of videos on the surgery that you had. Did you? No, no,

no, but like, legit, I remember that time. It's kind of similar to when I had my whole backstick. It's like, there was a time where you were obviously like super just miserable. Dude.

And you were just like, the only like break you got from the misery was like explaining the misery to people where it's like it took your mind off of it, maybe slightly. Um, was like that annoying. about it? I mean, you were in pain.

I mean, you're always annoying, but like, that's just, that's just us. You know, we're, we're internet commentators that play video games and scream and fart. Well, I do most of the farting, and I still don't hear a thank you from that ever. You know, I'm, most of the ratio and burden on that, on the funny fart and burp humor, I shoulder that burden. Yeah, but I shoulder most... You get to talk about space and science and cool things. No?

I have to come in, and I have to start doing fart. and poop sounds. You have to drink your protein shakes to get it, to get your bowels moving. To make sure that the numbers are still going. It's a lot of work, dude. I'm sorry, I'll try to shoulder more of that weight. Okay, I'll change my diet.

You did fart on stream. Yeah, but no one heard it. You looked at me and you were like, you get me a look like I just accidentally said a slurk. Well, because for you, it's almost like, uh, it is rare. I don't hear you, I don't hear you flatulates. For some reason, when we go into like, when we start like recording, it's almost like that part of my body just shuts off.

Yeah. It's, I don't know. And for you, it's almost like the energy gets transferred telepathically to your bowels. Like I don't, I don't, maybe my brain is just putting so much focus into thinking and talking that it like is just not sending signals to my, my bowels to two. I do. I don't know. Well, it's a lot. I put in the work.

The least you could do is put in a minimal amount of work on that front. Here. Thank you, Ryan. I'm destroying my colon for this business. Thank you. Do you feel better? Marginally.

I'll have a little, I'll have a slight pep in my step on the, you know, throughout my day. I'll probably look at my reflection while I'm going shopping on Melrose again and I'll go, you know what? I ain't too bad. Yeah, you'll get.

Give it the kind of like the one half of your face smiling, just kind of like in the slow nod. Like, yeah, you know, things, things, things ain't so bad. I'll do that. I'll turn and stand still when I know that there's a crowd of people walking behind me. Just blocking the sidewalk. Yeah, just suddenly block them. Well, you want them to see that you're pleased with yourself. Don't you love when people do that where they're just like, they look at their phone,

they go, what? Dude, zero. Stop. No, no self-awareness. No awareness of your surroundings. It's most people. I, I kind of, that's what it looks like at least. When I'm going out, it looks like most people don't have a bubble.

I'm not innocent of that. I've done it. But the second I realize, I'm like, oh, and it feels horrible. I'm like, fuck, I was just that guy. You shoot your legs, your legs extend and you make an archway for people to walk through. Yeah, I go, whoop. Sorry, guys. You hold your crotch.

Exactly. I pull myself up by my crotch. My feet stay on the ground, but I go, whoop. Sorry, guys. I'm sorry. I'm real sorry about that. How cool would that be if you could do that? That would be sick.

you were like dude I'm not saying that we'd be better friends if you happen to be an inspector gadget like character but I'm not but I'm saying

our friendship could only be get better in that case improved yeah well what I mean

how did he become like that what happened he had an accident and then they like is that what happened to him he was a he was a drug mule

and he got caught by a by the cartel and they dismembered him and tortured them. But then the U.S. government found them and we could use this and turn them into Inspector Gadget. They let they stick all the body parts, you know. It was probably a car. I really, I feel like it was a car action for some reason, right? That's like the one thing. It's like, what happened to mom? There was a car accident. Dude, how see, I mean car accidents are one of the leading causes, if not the leading cause of like death, right? Uh, it's second to fentanyl or guns.

Yeah, okay, it's third. Then car accidents are very high up there behind fentanyl and guns. Guns might be number one, actually. But how sick would it be like a different reality where it's like, yeah, mom died in a car crash. But another reality where it's like she died in a car crash, but, you know, now she's like mom gadget. That would be sick because it's not like it's not a horror movie where all of a sudden like when I think of a, what? is that smart house. What comes back ain't the same.

It's like this motherly figure that these kids needed. And all of a sudden it kind of turns around on them and becomes a, it's like a monkey paw, a monkey's paw situation. It's like, I wish my dad was back. He comes back as Inspector Gadget, but he starts being creepy. He's using his cool, his cool powers for creepy, like, upskirt photos on the subway or, uh, which they fucking, there's a lot of, like, dudes in Japan. who do that. Well, that's why Japan actually has a law. They'll chase them down too. They will like corner them, chase them down.

Good. That's fucking creepy as shit. And Japan actually has a law where, like, with American iPhones, you can mute it. So when you take a picture, it's silent, they have it. So you, they make, like, no matter what, when you take a picture, it goes, pachr, good. So people can't, like, sneak things. Apparently there's a bunch of, like, they create, like, all these, like, in these videos where they like chase them down and catch them. Like these, some of these people are using the most, like,

they're using inspector gadget like gadgets. Really? I haven't seen this. It'll be like on the, it'll be like on the tips of their shoes and shit like that or whatever. It'll be fucking like, because they're,

I guess it's, now it's like, my phone makes a loud noise. People will always find a way. Oh, I thought you meant the guys chasing the creeps have inspector gadget like tools. And I was like,

like what? The creeps have inspector gadget like creeped. Tools. Dude, what's crazy is like, you're going through that much effort to take some, like, some creepy photos. Like, with that, with the money and effort, like, you could, you could probably just go out and get laid. You can literally, without the money or the effort, you can just go to pornhub.com. Um, well, probably not in, not in, no, you can, yeah. No, because in the, because in the, because in the, I don't actually know, but I saw that there was complaining. Aren't there states where like, porn sites can't be accessed anymore or something like that. A lot of states actually. Who's gonna fucking send their ID in? I'm looking at you guys.

Don't worry, dude, it's anonymous. I can't wait for that to get hacked. So, like, so many people's, like, IDs get leaked from a porn website? Like, that's fucking ridiculous. Like, I am not, I don't see myself ever. I'm glad California has stayed pretty firm on not allowing that. Do you go to those websites, dude? No, I'm speaking, I'm speaking from a, from like a freedom standpoint.

From like a, yeah, from like a freedom of speech. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Legitimately, though, having to upload your ID, Europe does it too. Having to upload your ID to view adult content is, they say it's about protecting kids. Not about protecting kids. It's fucking, it's data collection and it's fucking creepy. If they wanted to protect kids, they'd go after the millionaires and billionaires that actually harmed those. kids on the United States, right?

So basically it's fucking ridiculous that you have to upload your ID a lot. Way more states than I thought. I thought it was like one or two. It's like half of them. Damn. Yeah. And Discord is, they backed out on it, but they, because, dude, the company that Discord was using what I read for the ID verification thing is like a Peter Thiel, like, Palantier adjacent thing. And I'm like, of course, of course it is.

He's always slithering his way in somewhere, isn't he? clavicular yeah that is true isn't he have you seen that I saw someone I saw did you see a tweet

I saw it said but I don't I never verified it so I never like kind of well there's committed it to memory clavicular in his like three months of streaming

there is a there's like an anonymous donator that's donated like over half a million dollars to him and also bought him a sprinter van and stuff

and he just goes by P just the letter P and he when clavicular was in LA, he did apparently get invited to Peter Thiel's mansion for a party, which is very exclusive. Interesting. Yeah. I don't know, dude.

They might have probably having some rough hot sex. J.D. Vance is a Peter Thiel alumni. Yeah, yeah, exactly. He's a Peter Thiel alumni. Maybe Peter Thiel is setting Clavicular up to be the next vice president or president. I want like nowadays it wouldn't surprise me I the you know I'm knock on wood I guess in a way but it seems like the Republican Party right now is pretty fractured especially after like not to say that there's not still like a you know they're pulling through to make money together with all the politicians and

stuff but it seems that like a lot of the talking heads a lot of the politicians including the president are at odds with each other, whereas before there was like this, this bogeyman that they could go up against, which was the woke left. Right. The wokeys are going to kill you in the streets. Now, Maga's definitely fractured quite a bit. The Epstein stuff, you know. Epstein stuff, the war with Iran. Yeah. I mean, it's all, it's all, it's all great PR and it's awesome. Oh, yeah. I'm sure people love America right now. And Americans. Dude, I mean, Green Day. They have a whole freaking song about it.

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Oh, yes. Earlier in the podcast, we were discussing Inspector Gadget. And how did he become so quirked up? I had the theory of the cartel, which more of what was a bit in a joke, which then led to us just coming to the conclusion that it was probably just some fucking car accident. Yeah, for some reason, I like had a memory of a car crash. But Matt looked it up. I looked it up. And he has the answer.

And here it is. John Brown lives in the city of Riverton with his 12-year-old niece, Penny, and her pet beagle brain. I almost read Brian. Dreaming of becoming a police officer, John works as a security guard for the Bradford Robotics Laboratory. Artemis Bradford and his daughter, Brenda, are designing a lifelike robot foot as part of the gadget program, designed to add Android officers to the Riverton Police Department. Sanford Scholex, a tycoon. uses a robotic tank to break into the Bradford Laboratory and steal the foot to build an army of asteroids

from its technology, assassinating Artemis in the process. Now here we go. John chases after Scholex's limousine in his hatchback. But John's car gets flipped over due to an oil slick from Scholex's limousine. Like it squirts it. Something comes out and goes,

yeah, it's like Looney Tune shit. Okay. This car hits an oil slick, leading both vehicles to crash into a billboard. John has blown up in his upside down car by Scholex's dynamite stick, disguised as a cigar. What? He's like, it's like, is he upside down? It's a dynamite fuse. Like, what?

Is he like still strapped in upside down? He's like, that's a funny gag. He's like, well, I might as well light up my cigar. Good time for his smoke. And then it blows up in his face. and left for dead, but a bowling ball launched by the explosive blast

from the destroyed car lands in the limo and crushes Scholex's left hand. Mr. Claw! And he receives a mechanical claw from his associate. Or Dr. Claw? He receives a mechanical claw

from his associate Kramer. Huh. Spelled the same with a K. Okay. Taking on the alias Dr. Claw. So, yeah, he chases him in his hatchback.

I like the specificity of this description on Wikipedia You know the oil slick could have been enough And the car and the car rolling over could have been enough But then the car explodes because of a dynamite stick That is in a Disguised as a cigar Yeah And there's a bowling ball too for some reason

Which is launched by the explosion Which then crushes the hand of The now Dr. Claw I always thought his claw His claw was super cool though Whoa, sorry. I looked a little... The live action movie.

I did too. Not the animated scene. I used to put my hand like down into my sleeve. Did you ever get one of those mechanical cloths? Yep. And I pretended I was him. Yep, yep, yep.

Sorry, I looked at the next paragraph of the description. And you know how like on Wikipedia, some words are blue because they're links. So they stand out. I see the word testicles. Should I continue real quick to that? Yes, please. Brenda decides to make John,

who nearly died from the fiery. car explosion. The first test subject for the gadget program. She builds an array of gadgets into his body and gives him the alias, Inspector Gadget, inserting a control chip as his power supply. Here we go. Brenda and a guru give John an orientation on using new gadgets, which goes awry when the guru was hospitalized by a pinch to the testicles inadvertently caused by John.

I don't remember that. Like he just goes, whoa. Oh, oh, honk, honk. like squeezes the testicles? I guess so. It's not even a gadget that attacks the dudes. It just says it's an orientation on his new gadget. So I'm guessing a gadget does do it.

Okay. Go-Go gadget, ball pincher. And Inspector Gadget is played by Matthew Broderick. Matthew Broderick. Go-Go-Gadgett ball-crushing device. Voice of Adult Simba. Oh, I didn't know that. He is helped by the Gadget Mobile, a robotic car with a chatty AI.

Despite struggling with his new gadgets, John stops two criminals trying to rob a car. And there's a lot more. But, yeah, that's... God, I love Inspector Gadget. If I remember correctly, though, the second movie wasn't Matthew Broderick. No, they got a... It was kind of like George of the Jungle. They did a recast.

But this one introduces a love interest for him. A gadget girl. That's right! Inspectorist Gadget. I don't know what her name is. Dude, oh my God, I forgot about that. Whoa! What a fucking, that activated some neurons that have not been touched in a very long time.

I think I had Inspector Gadget 2 on like VHS or something. I did too. Oh my God. Wow, I forgot about that, dude. And as a kid, it really mattered to me that it wasn't Matthew Broderick. I still had fun with it, but I was like, why do you think, dude, I never saw Daddy Daycare too. Oh, well, it was Cupidian Jr.

As Eddie Murphy's character? Or was he just as different dad? That fucking creep. Kubigini Jr. is a freak. If you look into it. Okay. He's great as O.J. Simpson. Nothing like O.J. Simpson, I will say.

Or snow dogs. Remember that one? You activated more neurons, dude. That haven't been touched in so long. My God. Remember snow dogs, dude? Yes, I remember snow dogs. Am I remembering correct?

Yeah, there's the opening scene with the dentist tools? Holy fuck. Yes. dude, I hated that. Oh my God. As a kid I was like, ugh. Dude.

Because you see from within, like inside the mouth. I hated it. And then something happens, I think, does he make someone throw up on him? Or does he, no, he throws up because he looks in the mouth and he goes, blah. And I remember now how terrified I was of that movie because of that. Not even the snow dogs could distract you. No, no, no, no. I don't think I ever finished it actually.

You're like, I'm done. You ran out of the theater. When you brought up the scene with the mouth, it triggered like a spike of anxiety. It's funny because, like, obviously that spike of anxiety, that like fighter flight shit is, uh, as a 30 year old, there's no fucking danger from the movie snow dogs to my life. But as a kid, those neural pathways that were fucking created with that fear are still there in my brain. Still fresh as the day you were traumatized. Yeah, I do. It was fucking horrifying.

I remember watching Matilda. And the part where the kid is eating the chocolate cake on stage And he looks like he's gonna throw up I remember This fucking my mom was like Matthew just watch the scene And I was like No

No Like screaming crying Because I was scared that he was gonna throw up How about the scene in the Grinch Where they're overstuffing them Feeding them all of those treats Were you worried about him throwing up I don't remember

Remember they're like stuffing his mouthful With like different colored creams And oh I remember eyes and actually yes i do i do remember being a little scared holes traumatized me um yeah because that one jumped out of nowhere and dude it cheaper by the dozen two maybe i don't remember much or two i know they went to like some sort of summer camp and there was like an antagonist family of 12 there is right i think so there's like there's like yeah there's like there's like the evil cheaper by the dozen yeah there's the deadly dozen that's a same thing that's a same

Actually, that is the plot of the second movie. What if there's 12 more, but they're evil? So, but they learn to, they become friends in the end, I'm sure. They become friends amongst their parents, you know, because their parents are the ones that have the problems with each other. Should have been like cheaper by the baker's dozen

where there's another kid at it. I think they're called the bakers and cheaper by the dozen. The family name is the bakers. Oh, really? Mm-hmm. I just remember that there is a vomit scene in that. The baker's dozen. Okay.

Okay. And the cheaper himself is the, is the, 13th. Yeah. So I, before I saw, I was in Seattle visiting family when that

movie came out in theaters and we went to go see it. And I don't remember how, but I remember learning ahead of time that there was a vomit scene in the

movie. And I remember trying to time it where I was not in the theater when that happened. So I remember like sitting there and being so fucking on edge.

Like, okay, um, do I get up now? Shut. Oh, and like every new scene that started, I'd be like,

okay, what's the potential for vomit here? Is there like a setup? and then I was like, I gotta go to the bathroom. Missed the vomit scene. Timed it perfectly. Do you remember what the, like, who vomited or one of the whole scene?

Was it one of the twins? I want to say it was because they're always getting into, probably. They were always getting into hijinks. Yeah, probably. Man, that. Smallville boy was in, was he in the second? I never saw Smallville. Never watched it.

I watched here. Don't do that face, I watched Heroes. I watched Heroes. And um... Hero Actually there was some song that played But it had Hayden Penitier in it That's all I remember

It did, it did She was great I just remember there's a part where she Can I say hero spoilers on the podcast? Yes Yes She dies But I think she can't die

And I remember she wakes up on the autopsy table And like her chest is open And yeah that's I just remember that That's fucked Yeah I really liked that show Was heroes just Did they have?

superpowers? Yes, it was people, it was like regular people that find out they have like extraordinary powers. Like there's a kid that can change electronics and make them do what he wants. Okay. Like ismo for it? Yeah. And Hayden Pantheir, Panetteer, I don't know, who's your name, Hayden P. She, um, I think her thing was like she couldn't die. Okay. Which, that's a curse right there. Yeah. Well, there's, usually the whole like cannot die trope, I'm like, Oh, yeah. They show it as like someone being miserable, losing all their friends and stuff. There's like, there's one.

And this happens a few times, I think, in media. And it's the most frightening one to me. It's like being, like getting a curse on you that you can't die. And then being locked in some sort of like metal tomb and then being thrown to sink into the ocean. So you're like consistently just drowning forever. Jesus Christ, dude. It happened in a, like, some sort of. I can't remember what it was from, but I remember watching them being like,

wait, so you're consistently, so the water gets in the chamber. So you are drowning. So you are drowning, but you can't die because you're, um, you're, what is the word that means? Immortal. You're immortal. So like, oh, you just experience the sensation of drowning and needing breath forever.

Wouldn't that, wouldn't that eventually? Maybe you get used to it? Yeah, I feel like, because. I mean, it's your body's natural reaction. So I don't know if, yeah, maybe your body, your brain adapts. You know what's crazy. And this is only something I like, I like, you're like,

no, that seems like pretty chill. Yeah, no, it's not, it's, yeah, being thrown in an iron tomb and, and, and putting in drowning for eternity. That's what's great about, after a while, it's pretty chill. That's what's so amazing about humans is the ability to adapt. I only learned this in the last year and it blew my mind that when you hold your breath or like, you're underwater and you, that can't breathe sensation, I thought it was because you're out of oxygen, but it's, it's actually the CO2. It's the buildup of CO2 that you feel that's uncomfortable,

which is why someone can be in a room, and it's why you can die of carbon dioxide poisoning. Because even though you don't have, like, oxygen, your brain doesn't detect that there's no oxygen. It just feels uncomfortable when there's too much CO2. So, yeah, it blew my mind that it's just the buildup. Like if you had a shotgun pointed out your head, it blew your mind. You know, after the whole divorce with my parents and bringing up shock.

and head. Well, I mean, it was a shotgun wedding. Granted, the accident was tragic, but, like, it was in the name, and I thought that, you know, everyone was bringing one for a celebration. And I didn't even know you had to, I thought, I didn't even know it was loaded. I just thought it was going to make a big bang noise. Made the divorce easier, I guess. Yeah.

In the universe where, which one, your dad or your mom dies. Yeah. And they're getting divorced but also getting married. Well, they're getting, they're getting a divorce so that they can get remarried. Because it's like a renewing your vows thing. But that doesn't count. Renewing your vows, it's like this made up thing. It's not really like getting remarried.

No, dude. Renewing your vows, that's bogus. But if you get divorced, then you have to legally go through the process of getting remarried. And that's the real deal. That's what couples should be doing. Is there a shortcut process where we've been married before? Can we just, you know, hurry? We already have the paperwork kind of fine alone.

I doubt it. But you probably once you're divorced in the eyes of the law, it's like, reset status. What about the eyes of the Lord? Well, in the eyes of the Lord, if you get divorced, you're going to hell. You're going to hell. If you have had more than one husband, hell. If you have more than one wife, that's all right. Jesus died for our sins so that wouldn't happen. So sinning's fine then, right? Yeah. I don't even think you have to, true, do you really have to ask for forgiveness? I always heard as a kid that, like, as long as you ask for forgiveness? It's his grace, right? Yeah. Like, he, he died for our sins, so,

we don't have to go to hell for him is that they're all right they're like he essentially has pre-forgiven doing what he did on that cross pre-forgave all of humanity's sins ahead of time thank god thank god literally

and I'll tell you man that always confused me though in church as like a teenager where it's like yeah and in God died for your sins and I'm like wait so that means

like he was a five-year-old my sins so I can Wait, I can sin. That means it's okay to sin. It's like, well, he'll forgive you. And I'm like, as many times as I want, he'll forget. He'll always forgive you if you ask.

And I'm like, oh, okay. Okay. Cool. He won't even, he doesn't even yell at me. He won't, he won't be mad. He's, he's gracious. He'll understand. Can I run away and go to God's house?

Screw my parents. They have all these rules. Well, you could go to God's house if you wanted. And God has a lot of rules. And he has a lot of rules. And he has a, but don't forget. But it doesn't give a curfew. God has no curfew.

Well, there's no time in heaven. And let's not forget that house, it's a big, big house. With lots and lots of room. And not to mention, inside that big, big house. And if you go in the dining room, there is a big, big table. With lots and lots of food. But the best part, it's not just the house. There's a big, big yard.

I don't know the rest. Okay. Just, well, that's it. Bye, guys.