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Episode Date: November 19, 2025

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Welcome aboard via rail. Please sit and enjoy. Please sit and sip. Play. Post. Taste. View. And enjoy.

Via Rail, love the way. Come on, dude. No. I'm not starting with that. I mean, it is past Halloween. So maybe I can bring it on next year. I'll do like a whole, like a whole symphony orchestra type deal. If you want to do a whole symphony orchestra doing a parody of the Monster Mash,

about sucking my dad off, I'm not going to stop you. I don't want to steal your thunder. You already have such a hit. Well, it's not even on Spotify. In fact, it's not even uploaded on it. It's just a part of Super Mega as a podcast at the end of a podcast. Yeah, it's at the end of episode 100. And you could have easily made a few bones off of that.

Yeah. I mean, I 100, I could have, and I should have. But shoulda woulda, coulda, you know, when it comes to profiting off of, art about me having sex with my dad. Amen. At least it would probably maybe help to sugarcoat the whole ordeal with your dad a little bit on it though.

I could have been like, well, dad, look, I made some money. Here's like 10,000 bucks. Wouldn't have made that much. Yeah, oh my dude. Come on, no nut November. That hasn't even, that, that, do you know how much money makes on?

Doesn't that have like millions of plays on Spotify? It do. It do have a... Yeah, so thousands of dollars. Hundreds of thousands. Yeah. shirt, your big shirt and your big shoes and your big pants and big hat. The pants aren't as big as I'd like them. And the hat's definitely nowhere near as big as big as I'd like it. I still think

it's just fine. And those big eyes of yours, dude, those puppy dog eyes? I think I have tiny eyes. What? Right? Do I have big eyes? You don't have tiny eyes at all, dude. Bing, pink, pink, pink, pink. No, you've got, you've got pretty, uh, you've just got regular-sized eyes. I mean, people do fan art all the time of you where your eyes are gigantic. Have you ever seen the movie Big Eyes? I haven't seen the movie. What if my eyes were like that from the movie Big Eyes? That would scare me.

That would scare me. I don't know if I'd name one other actor in that movie. In Big Eyes? Mm-hmm. Other than Amy Adams and Christoph Waltz. It's Christian Bale in it? I'm not confident enough to say, I did see it once, but I'm honestly not confident. It feels like

No, I don't think he's in it Are you sure? Maybe Oscar Isaac's in it Or that other The guy who played Prince Ramey Malick He didn't play Prince, dude He played Freddie Mercury

Different race He'd do a great job as Prince Yeah, true Wait, have they ever made a movie about Prince? I'm sure they have, and it's called Purple Rain. But they, not that I know of. They haven't made like a hit, a smash hit. Why not, do you think?

Because they were waiting for him to... The Funny Brothers to... Oh, yeah. He died at 27. Part of the 27 Club, right? Or did he... Prince? No, no, no, no, no, no, sorry.

Prince got old. He was old. My bad. He didn't die at the 27 club. Marvin Gay, died younger. No, I don't know if younger, he died because his dad shot him. That's right, dude.

Which is a horrible story. He was protecting his mom, right? And his dad, I forgot about that. Yep. What's going on? He's a fantastic singer. And I think 27 Club, you got Jimmy Hendrix, Janice Joplin. Janet?

Janet Joplin, sorry. Justin Timberlake. Justin. You've got a... They've just been using holograms ever since. They look good. They look great. They've even, like, aged it as time's gone on.

Well, they do a face swap, so they get, like, a real person to, like, do all the stuff, and then they face swap it, you know, with a Justin Timberlake. But sometimes it glitches, and you kind of... It's like a 50... It's like a 40-year-old... It doesn't look anything like Justin Timberlake. It's like a balding guy. It's like Hatsunei Miku, essentially. It's just kind of, they use some of the technical.

from that. I got to be honest, though. I love some J.T., man. As long as I got my suit and tie, I'm going to leave it out on the floor tonight. I'm going to show you a few things. I'll show you a few things. Yeah, I love you so much. That's another song. Although you can make a perfect remix with that and like the Tyler the Creator. You know what song I'm, there's a Tyler the creator song. I can't, I wish I could remember the. Is it? Wait, wait, it sounds like suit and tie? No, it doesn't sound like suit and tie, but it would go well remixed into it. And I don't know if I'm going to see you again.

Is it from what era? Can I get a kiss? Yeah, probably that. Can I make it lost forever? I'm wearing my suit and tie. And I'm going to leave it on the floor tonight. Yeah. Why doesn't Tyler, Tyler the creator, do more stuff with JT?

Why doesn't Tyler the creator create some stuff with the J-Man, you know? He's got to answer this. Justin Timberlake is a very, very talented artist, very talented singer, very talented dancer. You've seen the way he's the next. He's this generation's Michael Jackson. I remember when Michael, which speaking of Michael Jackson, say what you're going to say, but I do want to talk about that trailer that recently came out. Oh, absolutely.

Go on, my friend. I was just going to say when Michael Jackson died, post-postimilite, post-human, post-post, post-human. Post-humously? Post-humously? Post-humously? Post-death. Post-death, they released Love Never Felt So Good, which is one of Michael Jackson's greatest tracks, in my opinion. But Justin Timberlake is on that-bler? Greater than Thriller? Yeah. Greater than Monster Match? Thriter's not that good, I'm gonna be honest. Like, as a song, thriller, sorry, I didn't even clocked the, the Monster Mash part. Imagine, though. That was just his version of the Monster Mash.

I was chilling. Oh, the Monster Mash. yeah honestly thriller is just like a better version of the monster mash not better I'm sorry

it's another it's another vert type of the monster mash yeah but some people are saying Burt Kreischer

could be the new Michael Jackson the new king of pop well I brought this up because he did a song Justin Timberlake was on Love Never Felt so good And I remember listening to it on YouTube.

It was a YouTube video. I kept replaying. And all the top comments were like, the king of pop is handed his crown to the next in line. Because they were saying that Justin Timberlake is the next king of pop. And before that it was Chris Brown. Yeah. But he dropped that crown. And before that it was Chris Tucker, I believe, right?

Yes. Because, I mean, those movies with Jackie Chan, phenomenal. You know what my favorite non-rush hour Chris Tucker movie is? Are there any? I was, well, it's funny because I was literally about to, like, take a guess. Because I couldn't think of when I was going to throw it to you to see if you could even. So it's funny that you make that joke. Actually, it's not funny at all.

It's actually pretty sad. Because he's just known for rush hour and then being on Jeffrey Epstein's plane. I was about to, I was like, those are the two big things. I'm sure he hosted like Family Feud one time maybe Yeah and it's like hey you know You got two things under your belt You know movie with Jackie Chan Three movies with Jackie Chan

Three movies with Jackie Chan They gotta do a fourth one You know they're doing all those like They're old no Movies like Indiana Jones But this time He's old I love that they actually

Apparently I didn't see it But they actually fucking travel through time in that movie The Indiana Jones one? Like Indiana Jones like tumbles and like front flips into a portal in time and goes whoa basically he so

which is the best way to travel through time on a green screen doing this yeah he's walking he's walking down street in New York City and like basically like a portal opens up and he trips and he falls into it head first and goes whoa please tell me it's like a like a sewer

grate is open like a manhole is open yeah he's walking and he's not paying attention he's reading the newspaper as he's walking And then, what? But it's the crazy part, dude. When he drops in, see, he's wearing his, like, his over, he's wearing, like, a duster and everything. When he drops in, his clothes stay in place, like in, like, Looney Tunes.

So he falls naked out of his clothes down the manhole. You saw this Indiana Jones movie. I did. Luke and I saw in theaters in Detroit, I think. But, like, is there like an evil, like, Nazi diamond or something? Like, what's the, what's going to happen? back in time like are they going to are they going to stop hitler from killing himself or something like what's the big thing yeah that's that's that's the thing is he's like he was an awful person but you know

no one should should in their life no no i mean like why did they go back in time what were they going back in time to stop were they trying to stop another time traveler or were they trying to stop someone from the past or like was were they even trying to stop anything did they just accidentally show up in another timeline no what's his face he he's he's he's I could also see the movie, but... He's really creepy. He plays the bad guy. Yeah, Mads Mickleson.

Mads Mickleson, he plays a Nazi. Nice. Which, you know, he has to look, right? Yeah, I mean, he plays good villains, and I could only assume that would make it so he plays a great Nazi. Like, Christoph Waltz, you never want to... It is, unfortunately, that Christoph Waltz's most famous role is as a Nazi. Or maybe a dentist, if you like Django Moore.

Yeah, yeah. You know? But... I forgot that he's not a... For some reason, when you said a Nazi, I was thinking he was a Nazi in Django. And then I remembered, like, oh, that's different time period. I'm actually glad that they kind of made him an opposite side of the coin character to...

You know, you have the Nazi and then you have the good white man, I guess, the not-so-bad white guy of the time. He has empathy for people with a different skin color, unlike Leonardo DiCaprio. He's bad. Well, Leonardo DiCaprio, I don't know if he's actually right. I'm talking about the character portrayed by Leonardo. Is it?

Well, he remember he likes. Sorry, I thought you said Seymour Candy. No. Like his name is Seymour Candy. I'm Mr. Seymour Candy. Go ahead, empty them pockets. He has like a candy cane shop and like, when they walk in the room, he's sucking on a lollipop, and he's just.

Seymour. who are you well I'm Mr. Seymour can't his fucking goatees made out of cotton candy he's got he's like a bright purple suit

his fucking like lips are all like blue and his tongue is blue and his tongue is blue and just like the hard tonal shift just like the hard tonal shift if that happened

Like, oh my god And he cuts himself When he smashes that jawbreaker on the table Into a bunch of little They're sharp shards Check this out dude Oh let's go to ads I can't I can't with this

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Well, let me guess. You're not using GROC AI. Actually, I'm not, which means I might not be able to trust this information. Or GROCpedia, sorry. Well, GROCPedia is powered by GROC AI. Why GROC, by the way? Is there a reason? The name?

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Um Overview says Daredevil archaeologist Indiana Jones races against time to retrieval Wait, he's Daredevil That's a Marvel character No, he is a daredevil

Like he does jumps on motorcycles He actually jumped over In the movie he jumps over The Grand Canyon on a dirt bike No, that's Evil Knievel Where do you think Evil Caneval got the idea? I love that if they just turned Indiana Jones into a Forrest Gump type character

He's going through time Like doing all these like he accidentally like like runs over a guy but the clothes go and he's like wearing the dude's clothes all of a sudden whoa goes over a ramp over the Grand Canyon like evil caneval is he's planning on on jumping the Grand Canyon he's like stretching yeah and he runs him over his clothes go on to Indiana Jones and then he accidentally jumps the Grand Canyon and then goes through a portal and everyone gets credit I mean evil caneval gets credit everyone thinks it was him but daredevil Archaeologist.

He just dropped there. It's confusing me and it's going to confuse some of the viewers who are daredevil fans because Disney Plus just released, not just, but kind of recently in the recent history, released the new daredevil series. Okay. Archaeologist. Okay. Indiana Jones races against time to retrieve a legendary dial that can change the course of history. Accompanied by his goddaughter, he soon finds himself squaring off against Yergen. Voler, a former Nazi

who works for NASA. They turned Jesus into a woman. Of course. Of course. You know, are you surprised? I don't remember what they're doing back in time. I think they're just trying to keep the Nazis from getting it. Because then the Nazis would do Nazi shit with it. And that's...

If the Nazis get anything powerful like that, they're going to do bad things with it. I'm sure it said something about, you know... I'm sure in the movie it explained it somewhat Like I'm sure there was some giant exposition scene That you know you were just kind of like blah blah blah I was that's what I do A lot of those scenes are boring Yeah

And it's just a character Just talking And you were wondering my true motive Huh And then they explain it Dude honestly I wish they had gone a little more crazy With the time travel

Because it's really just like Oh they go back to this like one period Wait this whole note They don't go to fucking like No dinosaurs? Nope. Wow, what a waste. Dude, a scene where Indiana Jones is fucking running from like a T-Rex?

Because in the last movie, they had him like climbing inside of a refrigerator in a nuclear bomb going on. Boom, boom, boom. That was him bouncing around in the refrigerator. Which MythBusters did test rest in peace to Jamie. They put him in the fridge. Yeah. The door opened on the first hit as well. So, like, he wasn't contained in it.

No. They forgot to make sure there was a way that it would stay shut. Well, in the movie, they don't, he doesn't secure it. It's not like he welds himself. Yeah. You know, it's not like he can tie it from the outside. And, uh, but I don't think he felt much pain because the force at which it. Oh, yeah.

No, you don't feel a thing in that case. Hopefully not, because the way his body spun. I mean, he spun so fast that his leg flew off, detached from his body. well yeah so he managed to keep the beret on though it stayed on the whole time

which is very impressive it's Jamie and who Adam that's right Jamie's the one with the beret yeah and Adam's the one who still makes

YouTube videos Adam 22 he has a podcast yeah Adam X actually Adam X yeah dude I don't know

Kyle X why dude I love me some Kyle X Y I can't get enough Kyle X, Y, man. You're the only other person I know that even knows what that is. We should watch it on Uncle Sleepover. I'm down, dude.

He didn't have a belly button. Isn't that crazy? He didn't have a belly button, and if you can believe it, I think there was another type of female Kyle X, Y. It's just him with a wig. That doesn't have a belly button as well. I remember they introduced her in the second season, I believe. See, I never got that far.

I just know that it's a guy wakes up. up, right? And he's not from here, because he doesn't have a belly button. So it's like, he might have been born on an alien spaceship or something. Or like, he was found naked in the woods. That's what it is. That's what it is. Because he escaped some fucking lab.

That's right. I can't remember any. I don't know if any, if they like got to explain anything or if it's just like, yeah, we're not ordering any more of this. But we didn't get to finish our story. Dude, do you remember that book? series oh i forgot what it was going to be jones no not june series of fortune events harry potter it is a it is a book series that i read around that time period though boxcar kids nope it's by i want to say it's by james patterson captain underpants no he didn't write that it's by rickie ricado and the giant

roboto yeah no i had those i love those um no it was the one where they're there the kids have the wings. Giant butts from uranus. I got sent to the, dude, I got written up. What was the smelly? What was it? No, it was, it was, it was, uh, was it just butts from uranus? I think it was giant butts from uranus.

Because my teacher in third grade asked the class, if we had any input on what the next book we read as a class should be. And I yelled that out. And I, uh, got ridden up. Why? It's literally a book made for kids. Teachers suck. Why are you adding bureaucracy?

so early into a child's life. Yo, and you know what sucks? My mom worked at the school, so it's not like I got written up and I can just like hide it. It's like, she directly told my mom. Like, my mom was notified about this. That pisses me off for you.

Thank you. If I could go back, now I wish I had a little time dial thing like Indiana Jones. So I could go back and vaporize her. Thank you. Then the skeletons there and then falls to the ground.

the bones and then me in the classroom little third grade me would go and the whole class would start jumping up at slow motion cheering if that happened and I was the one like you remember as a kid maybe you got talked out of like it didn't happen but it was me that went back in time and still did this and then you met me at the same time that you did but do you think you would recognize me in 2015 no 2014 no I mean you look no 2015 is one when we, you look different enough too from how you looked in 2015. Plus. So you'd be none the wiser. No, and also. That I was the man who vaporized your teacher in front of you.

Also, like, in, but I was on your side. In what world, though, would I meet you and then think, like, I would have no way of knowing you're a time traveler. Do you think the trauma would ingrain my face? No, it probably still morph over time. Okay.

You know? It probably, like, even with like a crazy trauma like that, Your brain probably still, without you even realizing, morphs things over time a little bit. I like how, in my brain, for some reason, your life would go exactly as planned after, like, seeing your... Nothing changes. There's no butterfly effect that happens from that. It's just the moment that happens. Like, what happened at school today?

Well, the teacher, you actually, Mom, you're not going to believe this. And then just everything, the next day, we just have a substitute. Oh, that sucks. Got a replacement teacher. Yeah. Well, if that happened, you wouldn't, you probably wouldn't remember because you were so young. And that's the same for all of our audience members, you know? What do you mean?

Third grade. Do you remember things from third grade? Barely. Do you don't remember third grade? I'm sure I can't like pick a memory out. It's hard for me to kind of differentiate, like, what a memory from second or third grade, unless I have a specific classroom in mind. I'm sure I could picture my third grade. And the third grade was kind of like a

Like a almost like a I have a lot of memories from Through preschool Just because I I remember screaming and crying And running at my mom To not leave me at preschool I remember that

I did that through eighth grade But I remember getting stung by a bee And then falling off of a brick wall Humpty Dumpty ass I was But man they weren't watching me Damn yeah

You're just over here fucking crying Getting stung by bees And I'm like Alino a pre-k. I'm a little, I'm a baby. That's crazy, dude. I learned my lesson. Don't climb on walls and stay away from bees. Yeah, Humpty Dumpty on that lesson too. Bees in the trap. Bees, bees in the trap. Bees in the trap. Bees in the trap. Is that 3-6 Mafia? That's Samuel Jackson for the BETT Awards covering Nikki Minaj's Bees in the Trap. You're right, you're right. And now I look like a fool. What's your fame? Well, since we're on the

topic. We have to discuss it. Favorite Samuel L. Jackson movie? I thought you were going to ask me my favorite Nicky Minaj song. So, yeah, favorite Samuel L. Jackson movie, Shaft. Okay. Not Shaft, too? Well, I really enjoy the Shaft remake with Samuel L. Jackson. Oh, that's right. It's literally called Shaft. All I remember is, all I, I didn't see it. I just remember they did a marketing campaign where Shaft was responding to people on, like, Twitter, for a day via video and there's just a video where he's like this is shaft with a message for keem star and uh yeah there's a so there's a video of sale l l jackson saying kemstown and and jimmy fallon yeah he played dollar in the woods held up the record and they didn't it like someone

had to make that of course of course of course which is crazy oh what a life he lives is that the notoriety that I mean we haven't been mentioned on a talk show Fallon hasn't played up And Markiplier was on Jimmy Kimmel twice When we knew him And he never mentioned us

Dude Stavros From Comptown He was just on fucking Seth Myers As the guest That's another That's another crazy ass white boy Who makes edgy jokes on a podcast Now he's on a fucking talk show

And he's in a movie With Emma Stone and Jesse Plemons? Yeah, I heard that he was in a scene or something. Yeah. And Matt, I do worry and I have so much faith in this director

and I do like Stavros. That's his name, right? It's not Stavs. We saw him do stand-up. I know we saw him, but like to pronounce, I want to make sure I'm not being disrespectful in pronouncing his name correctly.

That's all. That's all I'm getting it. I'm just afraid and I hope that he was used correctly and effectively in the movie and that it's not just going to be me going yo that Stavros

well apparently he didn't I think I remember reading something but like Yorgos didn't know who he was okay when he you know so it looks like a good movie Bagonia oh dude I'm so excited and I'm not in any way saying that if I saw if Stavros is in the

like he's in it but like he's not going to ruin any aspect of it. It's just like there's that part where like I can't not see him as like an internet dude and seeing internet people and mainstream stuff usually is like you know. See, Ryan right there, you're perpetuating

what's holding us back. I'm not saying it's a bad thing. It's just like typically it's not done for the, in this circumstance because as you said he doesn't know, he didn't know Stavvers, that's great. But in most circumstances it's just like these influence

influencers know people and these filmmakers want to use them to get a little few click think of like fucking blue shirt guy you know like shit like that where it's like obvious pandering to a mass to try to pull in something to a failing project foosie tube and the medea movie yes exactly which was awesome the the exact same thing right that was foosie right yes that was foosie and uh was that leza liza in it too no no i i remembered that too. I don't know. New naked gun movie had

someone. I can't remember her name. I know who you're talking about. I thought she did a fine job in the movie. I thought like... I didn't even know who she was when I saw the movie. I was like, I was prepared for the because she's no...

Miranda Sings. That's who it was. No. It was not Miranda Sings. I think it I think it was that Liza Goulda. I think it was Liza Kosh. Yeah, Koshy or something. Liza Koshy? Sounds like that damn video game you play.

Lysa P. Oh, okay. I was like, which one? Liza P. Hey, Liza P is good. It's a good game. I recommend it. For the longest time, I thought you were saying Eliza.

Like the game was named. Eliza P. Yeah, like a character named Eliza P. I will say, Liza P is not. a great name for a game and for like an ip like just an ipi like a product lies of p yeah it's i don't know what it would i get it because it's you know they it just feels like kind of like you made a it feels it's it feels it sounds very much like an off brand pinocchio project and it is but like

it just doesn't have like umf it feels very just like oh so what the p stands for no it doesn't stand for Pinocchio? It's supposed to, it can. I don't think they've really ever said exactly what. A lot of people theorize, I can't remember the name of this guy, Polly something theisus. I don't know how to pronounce this dude's name,

but people in the community theorize, it's the, there's a guy with blue hair that is like a mastermind of everything. At the end, you find out. Markiplier? No. No, not red hair, blue hair. Well, he had blue hair, if you remember, when we worked for him for a bit.

Yeah, and then I showed him this, and he stood down. Yeah, he did. And he had to change his hair after that, out of shame. And for the audio listeners, I pulled out my penis. Yep. And he went, oh. Christ. And he went and dyed his hair red to try to appear more intimidating to Ryan.

And it worked. It worked. I stood down immediately. Yeah. Well, at first he started out, it was like a, it was like a, it was like a, foot mohawk and then he shaved it down later right and i will say it was it was too scary at first i wouldn't come out of my bedroom well because he had it had it stylized like the spitting dinosaur from Jurassic park yeah i wasn't a uh i'd never seen anything like that and i didn't know that

hair could do that i'm sure with a stylist hair could do a lot of things but i just hadn't seen it before i still don't know how he did it luke can you uh show throw that up just i look i literally just did that because I knew you because like in Luke said it's like what do they expect me to do Photoshop hairstyle like the Dilophoresaurus whatever it's

called from Jurassic Park the Spittosaurus that's exactly what we expect to do to a T no AI Luke he loves he's a big AI head

or Luke you know what if you want you can could no you gotta make it look as realistic as possible yep yep and you can't ask uh your old photoshop buddy matthew for help with this one sorry pal would you know how to do it what give him that hairstyle yeah yeah yeah really yeah it's not hard sorry luke cannot help you out though yeah i could then i could do that easy um not the easiest photoshop in the world

It would take a, it would take me, you know, it would take 15 minutes, which Matt Watson time means to me about two hours. So, it would, you do, and it happens to me too, but you specifically, you do have a, it is hard for you to quantify time. Yeah, when it comes to working on something, just because I get so. Time flies by sometimes, too, when you're working on you. When I start working on something, it's like my brain gets, uh, I get like sucked into. it where it's like time just completely exists and in like a different it I can't

explain it it a oh yeah yeah what do you think about this you can't you crazy ass cracker you okay yeah if you're not if he I've never seen that before you should probably plug your microphone back in now. The microphone penis was a great bit though. Man, I feel bad. I feel bad for for audio listeners. They didn't get to see the microphone penis bit you just did. Why did you speak into the? No, you spoke it to the other end. No, no, no, you spoke it to that. You were like, hold on. I was holding it like the microphone. I still need to plug it in. Yeah, go ahead and plug it in. Does it have wireless

capabilities? It does, but you have to, there's a piece you need. Remember we first recorded, we recorded an episode with the wireless ones and it just goofed it no you're back online baby yeah i am right yeah i am yeah you are we should do this every now and then so like it it trips luke up like he's like did one of the one of the mics cut out like he has to because he because he's watching it on double speed watching magic videos or something you know yeah and it's like better idea just to prove if he's paying attention

I'll go I'll blade like a random minute long clip what do you mean by blade like in the in the timeline I'll take a one minute chunk

of one of our audios I know what you mean but the audience they're not most of them aren't video editors they don't know what you mean they might think I'm time I'll use you know real blade

and cutting something exactly which we would not do to technology. No, absolutely not. Okay, I would go into the timeline, which is where the audio is displayed. And I would, uh, you know, I would take our audio and I would for like a one minute section, I would shift it off by about 10 seconds. So it's very out of sync with the video, but just for about, you know, a minute. And he has to continue syncing it and you do that just to make sure no, no, no, no, it goes back into sync after about a minute. Oh, okay. But it's just to see, is he going to catch that?

Did you catch it, Luke? It already happened. Yeah, it already did, buddy. We pre-planned this one. So, uh... You're just making my job harder. I have to go back and watch. Oh, you have to watch, what,

30 minutes of a hilarious podcast of your best friends just goofing off together? The number one comedy podcast on Spotify, YouTube, iTunes, and SoundCloud? Dizer as well. It's on D. Oh, shit, okay. And Dizer.

I'm really trying to get the radio Disney shit going, but they Apparently our content isn't suited for their audience Well don't they have like I told them they need to grow up radio teen Disney or something Like teen radio Disney? We're hip with teens Yeah, right? No, it's like I think I checked recently we're hip with like 28 to 31 year olds What?

Was it 23 to 30 something year olds I think is our? our highest demographic or 28 to 30 it's like a our highest demographic is uh it's i believe what is it it's the one that's after 18 to 24 so so 25 to 31 or something like that i think so but hello 30 year olds watching yeah what's not 30 year olds out there's got to be you know there are definitely some 50 year old. Now, what I'm actually interested in, to be honest, are there any 60 plus year olds that actively watch or that just happen to tune in for this episode?

And listen, it doesn't count. They are. If it's like, it doesn't count if, you know, it's like, oh, you watch it with your son or your daughter. Yeah. You have to be an individual fan, independent, anybody else or maybe you know you watch it with your family but you're the one who brings it to the table right you're the one that shows your college age son exactly you go i got to show you

these guys it's like i've heard about them i stopped watching them about two years ago mm-hmm no but they'll give them another chance seriously i would uh i would love that um but hey any 60 year olds I mean, our moms watch. Yeah, but there are moms. They're going to watch whatever we do. Including porn, by the way. I'm sure if we did porn, our parents would still support us. They'd buy our only fans to support us because they know it would mean, okay, I'm using this as a joke, but in my head I've always thought, you know, like my mom, my mom's commented.

You know, she goes on live stream. She's commented on pretty much in every social media that I've ever had. would it be the straw that breaks the camel's back or do you think she would continue to support her boy? I think I think if you like went to your only fans and clicked on a video of you stroking that shit and go down in the comments you would see your mom there and XO XO XO XO or like something like the emoji the monkey

covering its eyes. Well now maybe not only fans because they're owned by a Zionist. That's true. that's true so maybe from the planet zion yeah well fans sounds more it sounds like a planet Zionist does sound a lot you know it sounds like a like a religious planet though still yeah like a very like like like it you know like the uh the covenant from halo because that is all I mean the covenant halo is literally based on religious terminology and covenant yes you know the arbiter I mean the arbiter is literally just someone who gives and gives news off it's not

religious the prophet the prophet of truth the prophet mohammed which i'm surprised they got away with in halo yeah that's actually crazy when you first when you made showed me halo i was genuinely shocked by that and the prophecy of go to ads luke go to ads right now Almost. Yeah, you gotta. Okay, you see what you have to do next? Okay, okay. Now what, you're going a little too fast.

You're going a little too fast. Don't rush it. We just got back from the second dumping of ads. Yeah. That was a very embarrassing focal. Dude, do you know a single fucking on the precipice of his 30s year old man who still has voice cracks? Like, he's fucking 14 years old? J.D. Vance.

Well, yeah. I mean, him and I do have a lot in common. So it makes sense. Whole couch thing. I mean, to be fair I kind of did the same thing No one's calling me a couch fucker Or a mattress fucker

Same It was living room The family living room couch for me It was my bed Sorry mom if you're watching this It was A middle of the day I cut my bed into the shape of a woman

And I went to town And it was actually an incredibly shaped It was very impressive You know Your parents weren't even mad when they found it. Ryan, where's your bed? Someone stole it. I tried to put it in the wash, but my mom got home before it was done.

Yikes. That's awkward. Ox sauce. Stupid. Yeah, but who hasn't fucked a couch? Sorry, there's like a mosquito or something. You know, that's the thing. You know, people always...

What's the thing? People always, you know, rip on the vice president for having sexual relations with... Guy Liner. and guy liner and having sex with couch and there's a lot of things and being a coward as well

being a coward and just a horrible person in general just a completely immoral selling out your humanity for for money and attention yeah but you know for Peter Peter Thiel and anyway

but I mean yeah it's buzzing around your head I see it sorry for audio listeners Ryan wasn't and smacking his hands together out of anger. Well, not at what I'm saying. Dude, why does it... It likes you, man.

There it is. Flew right in front of your face. Is that a gnat? What is that? Get that... It's like a gnat or something. You don't have any food in here. No, there's... We've been very good about a trash. Is it gone? I haven't seen any fruit flies or anything. Okay, it might be gone. It might be gone. But, you know, there's a lot of things you can make fun of J.D. Vance for.

And I think the couch thing, come on, that, that, when you make fun of them for fucking a couch, all I'm saying is it can hurt the feelings of other people that are good, decent people that have maybe done the same thing. And that's, who might have gone through the same ordeal. Sorry, I'm trying to, I don't like being compared to the vice president. Not me, specifically. I'm just saying they, this person might not like being compared to the vice president. I saw the nat again, Matt. I saw it, it flew right past me almost like it was making fun of me. Probably was. they don't have the mental capacity nats don't have the mental capacity to think of things such as fun or making things so making fun combining those two aspects i doubt they could put those two together they don't but fruit flies do because fruit flies are what they call a model specimen a model species because they're such a perfect species according to scientists they're like it's just the perfect creature they're like the fish of the air they use them they use them for like science experiments because apparently they're They're just perfect.

They're perfect little creatures. God made no mistakes when he made a fruit fly. Shoo fly, don't bother me. That's what I want to. You're getting me paranoid now that there's like a bug flying around. There is a bug flying around. I know there's a bug flying around, but now that it's like, are you like hyper aware now? Yeah, now my, now like every little nerve end.

Because we have these studio lights shining on us right now, which like, you know, you could see dust when the studio lights are shining. You could see like a, you know, a single piece of dust. So I'll see a little piece of dust or something and I get a little. scared. We might have to make this a shorter episode, Ryan, because I'm actually, I saw it, I saw it fly behind you, dude. No, you didn't. You fucking, there. Oh, it's in front of me. What? It's just this one. It's just one. It's just one. It's right there. Do you get it? That was another one, wasn't it? No. I don't, I don't see any squish mark. No, no, no, no. There's only one. There's something in here. Did Tucker leave some, like, tequitos in here or something? If we, if we have fruit flies, it's 100% because Tucker was, was munching on some fucking tequitos and left him in here. there would be there's no reason why any sort of nat or fruit flet there is nothing this is water this is h2 oh that's a new drink that's not an old drink in between the ad break sometimes you do leave drinks in here so maybe it's maybe i've tried to be better about pouring them out and not leaving them in here look do you see any cans in here right no i do not

i'm scanning the room with my eyes and my head i guess my neck's helping We've been pretty good about trash, especially when it comes to, like, anything food-related. When guys are clean for a few weeks. Maybe not a few weeks, maybe. Hey, come on. A couple days. Come on now. Come on now.

Come on now. Well, today's Friday, so we do have to make sure that we each take a bag of trash with us as we head out the office. Oh, yeah. We don't want any of this week's leftovers for Luke's cast. a role that he keeps bringing. Yeah. Should we just tell them? We don't like it?

It's borderline and edible. Not even borderline. Well, especially with the mold now. Yeah. He brought it already with, I could tell on the outer, like it was. And he calls it leftovers. Luke's leftovers. And I'm saying, I said, wait, there's mold.

The first time I brought up there was mold, he said, it's leftovers. That doesn't even answer the question or even like, kind of like. Because he grew up in an environment where he was fed. you know well mold's he was you know mold grower right

I mean mold you know mold farming is a thing and people you know there are certain molds that are edible you know

you think of cheese you think of mushrooms and stuff hey uh one of you mushrooms or fungi not mold

well mold is is mold a fungi yeah but isn't it like a I mean maybe mold's like a very blanket term for a bunch of different things yeah like one of you guys a delightful viewer uh works in a biochemistry

lab and sent us some mold in petri dishes which and mold's scary right i don't fuck with mold i think mold's mold's very scary black mold dude because like if you you ever seen that shit you can't get rid of it once you got it black mold is just mm-mm-mm-mm-mm that they have to condemn houses for that they would condemn our house we'd have to move out of it? Could you like believe that? How bad black mold can be? That's why I'm scared like when I go thrift shopping. If I buy, uh, like I bought, um, I bought a really cheap like $10 old TV that we used for a video. And I'm like, what if there's black mold inside this TV and I, uh, bring it home and then all of a sudden I've got, I've got black mold. There's a whole King of the Hill episode

about Hank fixing the water heater incorrectly and getting mold. and he starts being bullied by the mold people. Not people made of mold, but people who come in and inspect for mold and flag a house as unsafe and unfit to be in. And they had to live in a motel for a little bit. And they were consistently being bullied by these people who were extending the time that they need to stay out of their house

so they could fix the mold problem. But really, they were just lining their money with pocket. Sorry, they were lining their pockets with money. Fuck, so they were ripping Hank off. It was just beneficial for them. It was like a fake way. They just created business for themselves by doing this. And then Hank passed an inspection test to become a mold man himself.

Really? And then went to the guy's personal place of living and went, um, actually, it shows that you're a little point, whatever percent of the humidity. He played his own little games. And they were like, whoa, whoa, whoa. And then they had to back off. I spoiled the whole episode. I'm sorry, dude.

I got excited to tell you about this King of the Hill episode. And I just spoiled the whole damn thing. the whole damn so we're not going to be watching it together then not that episode we're going to have to skip that episode because i know not only wanting me to watch king of the hill with you but and you get excited and you go oh this is one episode we got to watch i mean you tell me the whole well i get over excited because i want to explain it because a part of me feels like when i'm explaining it you're not like that into it you know you might seem you seem maybe like a little disinterested so i try to go on and try to figure out parts of the episode that are more interesting and then i

just end up just just telling you the whole episode and and spoiling all of it yeah um that's my bad that's my capital b capital a capital d shit really hey hey hey what are you trying to do there i was just trying to curse me no no i'm just trying to like i'm trying to make a point don't trump does stop when he's making points he he puts his fingers to get like this and he goes that's what witches do why stop moving your hands like that you're doing that you're making excuses and you're stop. I'm not casting spells, bro. Um,

what about mildew? How you feel about mildew? Mold's one thing. Mildew. Ooh. Love that smell. Love the smell of you. No.

It's so good, dude. It's so natural and nice. I know, okay. So I know the mildew smell, but what is mildew? I think mildew is just, I don't know the difference I know mildew is like if you leave

a damp towel for too long somewhere like that But that's still mold Huh Well they always say mold And mildew Oh

Word of the week guys This week It's mildew And we're gonna get that definition right now This is probably a better use of super megas Because we don't know a lot of words So us teaching smart words Probably isn't the best

We only taught a few people people some smart words. Yeah. Mildo is a type of fungus that appears as a downy or powdery substance, often in damp, humid, and poorly ventilated areas. So yeah, it's a fungus. I did not know that.

So what's mold then? Milk spray, dude. You can treat it with milk spray. A solution of 25% milk can also be used to treat mildew. uh mold green red or black mildew is white slash gray in early stages often mold is often confused for dirt and then it mild I'm just reading a chart and then on the other side on mildew it goes turns brown Luke show the difference between mold and mildew so our viewers can maybe they might go oh my god I have that and you could take care of it and also a reminder for everyone in our

audience, make sure you have a carbon monoxide detector working and on inside your home. I don't. That is stupid and you should have one. Well, if you're going to call me stupid, I'm not to listen to you. It's stupid. It's dumb. It's actually very moronic. You know, if you're going to be that abrasive about it, why would anyone listen to you?

Because only a child would not have a, would not think of their safety or think of themselves as impervious to carbon monoxide, to not have a carbon monoxide. I mean, I've made it this far, haven't I? You're 29. I breathe in carbon monoxide before and I've been just fine. No, that's not, that's just straight oxygen you're huffing, first of all. What's the difference between carbon monoxide and oxygen and carbon dioxide? I mean, there's a periodic table that explains it, but I'm no scientist.

All of this? It's all, it's all the same. Look, when I breathe in and when I breathe out, you see any different? That's different. the what you just did there when I breathed out but it's not different that is different

your body your body recycled your body used that when went through a process and now it's carbon monoxide my body is magical now it's carbon dioxide like my body can just

magically transform chemicals into other chemicals I just turned oxygen I just turned oxygen into carbon dioxide bitch I saw nothing different when you blew out

it looks the exact same so it didn't change it did it didn't You're just not smart enough to see it. I saw it clear as day. You know, some people can hear shapes and hear colors and stuff.

It's anesthesia? It's that version, but this is my power. You can see chemicals. And it is a power. You can see chemicals that are not on the visible spectrum. So really, it's more of a super power than like a, just like a different, like, you know, brain chemistry. Dude, can you imagine what, like, like, If the chemicals that we breathed, if they were on like the visible light spectrum, you wouldn't be able to see shit.

But you'd be able to tell when there's a carbon monoxide poisoning. Because you'd be like, oh, there's carbon monoxide over there, a big old cloud of it. Get your shit. You can get one that plugs into walls. Super easy. Get on Amazon. It'll be at your place tomorrow. I, uh, no, no, my smoke alarms.

have one. I just I replaced the batteries and I just need to put them back up on the thing now. How long have they? I have, I left mine off for like a while at one point and I just I started getting thrown

like there's just a stint where I was getting news articles and like a bunch of stuff and I'm like yeah I sometimes just forget that you can just go to bed and drop dead because of just some little, just... But where does carbon monoxide poisoning come from? Like, gas leak?

Like, yeah, gas. Gas leak. Like, an old water heater. Like, if your water heater's old and broken and busted, it starts leaking. It's brand new. Actually, yeah, no, I'm very curious because I never think about, like, where carbon monoxide comes from. I know that, like, there have been cases of people that have had carbon monoxide leaks, and they think that someone else is in the house like leaving notes for them and stuff and they're like freaked out and they're like what the fuck there's someone someone's living with me and they find out that actually it's uh them suffering from carbon dioxide poisoning not remembering them doing it oh really yeah there's a famous reddit uh thread of that where someone's freaking out because someone's leaving them notes in their house and they live by themselves and then someone suggests finally like have you uh do you have a carbon monoxide thing

honest Christopher Nolan already did it Memento the guy who makes tattoos so he can remember whoever came up with that bogus news story I haven't seen Memento

what? I didn't even know it was Christopher Nolan my stepmom introduced me to that one I didn't even know that was Nolan Guy Pierce directed by Christopher Nolan yeah well speaking to Nolan dude I I North

Nolan North Who's that Forget about it I saw an interstellar clip yesterday And I was like Fuck I gotta watch that movie again It's the clip where he like Gets back on the ship after all the time passes

And he's like Start from the beginning And he cries And the caption was like Me finally checking all the Instagram Reels bro sent me After like three months It is a sad fucking movie

dude that part where he watches those clips and he starts crying that that every single time still makes me get tears in my eyes and you know i i'll always bring this up probably when we talk about it because for me the movie is like near perfect dude like i i enjoy watch like it's like one of those it's like just a great movie to watch through and through from beginning to end the only bit i have like with it is just that is just the whole love that it's like one of those it's like just a great movie to watch through and through from beginning to end the only bit i have like with it is just the whole love like it falls flat for me every time I watch it and I don't like I've seen it like three times and the second and third I didn't like gain a love for that kind of aspect of it aspect of it but maybe I haven't seen it in a few years so I saw it like twice the year it came out and then probably again the year after that was a great movie and then I and then I haven't really seen it in a while I uh what do you think has that has that part of the movie kind of a smoothed over on you. I just find it hokey.

It's hokey. It's cheesy. It's campy. It's like it doesn't feel like it belongs. Love is the fourth dimension. It feels like they didn't earn that. Like it didn't, I don't know.

It didn't feel like it, it emotionally earned that speech and that, that kind of just, not hard line. I don't know, whatever, just the theme was just, the flag was planted.

The theme was set. They were like the, that a main character was just like, this is our theme of the movie. Like, oh yeah. I like them showing it more. Yeah, that's, dude, the scene where he goes into the black hole

and he's inside, like, the Tessaract, very fucking cool. This might change my ass, but is, is that character played by Ann Hathaway? Is she legitimately saying, or is that, like, just like, she's like, that's what connects us as people? Like, it's, it's,

because maybe I'm thinking, too much into it and the character's not trying to say the fourth dimension is love well i i think what she's saying is like it stretches across time in space because like it's so powerful because you love people who are dead so you love people who are no longer here so it's outside of time right is what i think what she's trying to say so she i think i think the whole thing is like it's a it is a a thing that is outside of time and space so it's another dimension and I'm talking about it as if it's the biggest thing in the world. It's not.

That's why I say, like, for the most part, love the movie. The only part where it's like where I'm watching, I'm just kind of like, okay. It just didn't land. You know who does land for me, though? Matt Damon. Yes. Yes. I love that whole part of the movie was awesome.

Yes. The jump scare. Oh, my God. Dude, that part. Dude, when I saw that in theaters, it's loud. Because no one makes his movies loud as fuck. I didn't see Tinnett, but I heard that it was very loud in theaters. I still haven't seen it.

You know what was loud as fuck was when I went and saw Oppenheimer and Dolby Atmos IMAX in Detroit. And the whole scene with a bomb, the nuke goes off. You know, and the whole thing where it's like, oh, it's silent. I genuinely, like, after like, 30 seconds or so. I was like, oh, I see. So the whole like shtick is that you don't actually even, you don't actually hear the bomb. That's like how they're mixed and then just, boom.

And it just, dude, those Dolby Atmos theater rooms, holy fuck. I love Dolby Ammos. That was the loudest fucking shit with the deepest fucking bass. It scared the ever-living shit out of me. I jumped out of my seat. I will always love it when like the sound is actually effective when you're watching the movie because there's so many times. and we've talked about this before,

just a major annoyance when you go to see a movie in the movie theater where the sound is just like turned down way too low. I saw Oppenheimer twice. Second time I saw it, I went with my girlfriend and she hadn't seen it yet and I was like, oh, this movie's really good. I really liked it.

You just wait, wait, just wait. And then we went to just a regular IMAX theater but didn't have the Dolby and the sound was like clipping the whole time. I couldn't tell what they were saying half the time. a little oh you mean sorry I thought you meant there was like a little like like popping no it was like it was like it was distortion because it was turned up to high or some shit

and it was like I could not like the highs were too high and I couldn't tell what they were saying half the time and I was like this sucks and then when the bomb went off it more so uh was painful to my ears than like the Dolby Atmos one was like you felt the fucking rumble in your chest Imagine a 4D theater experience And they blast you with like 6,000 degree They blind you with a strobe Oh, just floodlights That would be a great theater experience

It's kind of like what they would do with Jaws where it's like people are in a pool And they have like scubaizers like tugging Oh yeah that's fun Except with Oppenheimer they get floodlights And then they get this like heating system Where it's like it just gets really hot for the explosion scene what about a movie and they give everyone sunglasses and all the like lawn chairs what about a movie like that but it takes place the day the bomb was dropped and you don't actually know when the bomb is going to go off because it's just following like a regular morning so you don't know and then all the sudden bam floodlights right in your face i feel like there's been what is it was it was it yeah letters from is that the name of the movie letters from iwojima no but that one's that one still does that i'd never

I don't think I've seen the movie. Does that movie focus on, like, the American side of things, or does it actually... Like, has there been a movie that full-heartedly, like, the main characters, and I'm sure there's been foreign films, but... Yeah, not, in American movie, I don't think... Or at least not one that has, like, widespread recognition, unless letters from I've... I haven't seen letters from Iwo Jima, so... There was that Angelina Joe Lee directed one where... Unbreakable.

Yeah, where the guy gets put in a Japanese... POW camp and they make them those logs? He has to hold up a whole bunch of logs dude. He has to keep holding them up. Yep. And the Japanese guy's like hmm hmm yeah but then it turns around and because he holds the logs up for so long the Japanese guy gets

rage baited. That's right. He dude he rage baits him so fucking good and he's standing there with a log like you mad bro? It's fucking awesome. Angelina Jolie did direct a Cambodian movie which was surprisingly good. Recently? First

they killed my father. I haven't seen that. It's in, it was that, that's it, that's it, that's the bug. Did you kill it? No, it's, I'm getting sick and tired of this bug.

It's in, it's in Cambodian. Um, I don't, I don't, I think, Camer is the, I'm probably saying that wrong

with the language, but it's, uh, it's about the, uh, the, the killing. Did we take a massive break? No.

Sorry, I just, no, no, it's not two hours. Yeah, logic. No, I mean, an hour and ten oh shit do are we sure we didn't take like a long break wasn't that long

have we just been talking i mean that i know that's not that long we've had we recorded like two hour three or whatever long podcast before but i'm i was surprised to see it be an hour and ten on the camera actually same because you you know who else is surprised these people their names that are on screen right now i bet you they are surprised especially the ones that have the surprised emoji next to them their names probably one person has that I don't know who has it, but Someone does What about and maybe the vomit

You're surprised when you vomit Does someone have the vomiting emoji? There's a pepe emoji in there too by the way There is? Is there a vomiting one though? There is Is there a sunglasses one? Yep

Kissy face one There is A poop one I downloaded a poop emoji in there? Yes there is Heart eyes I already asked that, sorry Maybe we should redo it

And you should draw all the emojis Okay Might be kind of fun I'll just trace over and give my own little artistic interpretation. And color them with crayon and maybe for a stream we could do that. We could draw every single face emoji. Drawing every single emoticon with a crayon. We should do a stream where you draw every emoji, every single one.

Even the this one? No, not that. Luke, make sure that's blurred out. Put it down. Put it down. Put it down. Yeah, even that one. But these people got on that list by going to patreon.com slash super mega and signing up for the podcast producer or executive producer tier, which also you get stickers in the mail every month and all this all sorts of fun content behind the scenes bonus shows it's epic but you know what's more epic everyone listening

everyone watching uh we're not going to end the podcast like that i i'm i'm trying to get better at it man i'm sorry it's it's hard that was like i Thank you.