supermegashow - Lane Splitting On a Tandem Bicycle | supermegashow - 110

Episode Date: April 22, 2026

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like New York. And like Loki has all this army of aliens behind them and the Avengers are standing there and Iron Man. Robert, well, it's Tony Stark. He's like, sorry, let me back up. So Loki says, I have an army. So I just told you about the aliens, right?

Okay, Loki's like, I have an army. And then Tony Stark, who is Iron Man, you know, or Robert Downey Jr. is playing him. it works better if sorry Loki says I have an army and then Tony Stark goes We have a Hulk

And like the whole theater just laughed And yeah That would probably Number two most like happiest memory I think I have So you said you had something for the intro Pattiwack Give a dog

A hundredth and 19 120th 110. Close though. Oh my God. Damn, we got a voice crack right off the bat too. So, I mean, I feel embarrassed. I thought we were farther than we were.

That's, I was thinking of the animal crossing episodes. Well, we're not on 120 of those. No, no, we're on 20 something. And I think I got some wires crossed. And I created a hybrid of two separate memories. You created a bastardization of our, of our various content series. Dude, I love movies where they create a hybrid of like something and then human. Splice, where Adrian Brody has sex with the alien slash human hybrid.

I think he has sex with it. I haven't seen it. Luke, can you throw up the answer if he has sex with it or not? You might have to look it up. You might have to ask GROC or something. You might have to go in Grockapedia or just watch the whole movie. Yes, sex. If you want.

I wonder, Luke, have you seen Splice? Throw the answer up there. Of course. There you go. You got all sorts of things just to start it off. You got a voice crack. You got a silly Ryan mishap. And you even got some Luke cameos.

And you can throw in some text to speech of whatever your answer was. So the audio listeners aren't left just clueless. Not like the movie. One of your favorites, I know. But get in loser. Let's go shopping. See? I got to stop you from quoting it all the time.

Hey, you just gave me the... I've been waiting. I was hoping. Honestly, before we started recording, I was like, please give me a chance to quote clueless, and there it is. That's clueless, right? Yes. Where she's like, get in, loser. I think, or that might be mean girls.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's clueless. Zach Fox has a rap song where he quotes it, and he says, get in loser, let's go shooting. Okay. Like a gun. Then, with, I don't know what happens in the heathers, but doesn't something, is it a stabbing that happens in the heathes? Dude, I haven't seen the heathers. Do you know what it's about? It's a musical.

That's about as much as I know as well. And they all start kind of mixing together. I started thinking of rent and I start thinking of Evan, forgetting Evan Marshall. I think rent and the heathers are very far. Rent is 5,25,600,000, 7 minutes. 525,600 minutes. I was just doing an exact recreation of not Neil deGrasse Tyson, but Neil Patrick Harris's first time performing. because he played one of the characters

in the original Broadway production of Rent. Okay, but wouldn't Neil DeGrasse Tyson do a great job? He'd be a phenomenal job, maybe his angel. Like 500, 25,000, 600, minutes. There's that many stars in the Milky Way. You know, technically speaking. And then he goes off on a rant. And he actually informs the audience

instead of the audience being their eyes looking like a pinwheel because they're being hypnotized by liberal propaganda. You know, I highly recommend the Adam Freeland show episode with Neil deGrasse Tyson because it's one of those times you see Neil deGrasse Tyson really in a you know it's it's not often that Neil deGrasse Tyson is meets his meets meets someone that's uh on the same level of of intelligence on the same intellectual playing exactly exactly and Adam Friedland matches that and uh he call he calls him out he calls him a freak he calls him a calls him a you know because because Neil deGrasse Tyson was on the uh he tries

to play this on StarTalk radio I know, and he tries to play this character all the time of this nerd, whatever, but, you know, he lets slip that he was on the wrestling team and, you know, all this stuff. And Adam just, he toasts that ass of his. Toasts it. He toasts it left, right, and center. I haven't seen it, so I can only imagine. Nealdegrass Tyson, you know, I think my favorite cameo of his, you know what I'm going to say.

I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson, bitch. Oh, come on, dude. spoiled it. I didn't spoil what it was from. That's still fun. Zoolander 2. Which I've only seen once. You've seen more than once and you said it's actually, you didn't like it like I did as much on the first watch. You liked it more on the second watch. I'm remembering correctly. So you and I got the rare once in a lifetime opportunity to go see Zoolander 2 early. Yep. Before it hit the theaters. Why is that, Matt? Well, let's just say a certain markiplier. Yep

got an invite to go see the movie early He added us as Not just as plus one But as plus two Yep And we got to go see it And we

You know I love Zoolander You love Zoolander And it's a great comedy movie Um Head of its time In my opinion And then we went and saw it

And we were both kind of like I mean it was free I don't want to I don't want to say Yeah It's like we We laughed here and there It was

somewhat in like it it kept me entertained throughout but it was just kind of like the first time i will say there was that feeling of uh sequel energy of we're just you know the the greatest hits collection from the last movie which is almost how i felt about anchorman two or because anchorman two is very much just all the hits of anchorman one thrown back in and made longer well zoolander two, I remember leaving that movie going, but then, when did we see that? Was that 2015, maybe 2016, early 2016? Time has, yeah, it was, you know, a long time ago,

and then I ended up rewatching it later on and years later. And I was like, oh, you know what? It aged a little better than when I saw it. And then I saw it again in recent years. And I was like, okay, okay, okay. So the third watch opened your third eye to the genius that was Zoolander too? It kind of, it touched me in new ways that it didn't touch me in in 2015, 2016. Okay.

It seems like the humor, I don't know, the humor aged a little bit better now almost. Without expectations of you already knowing what happens and knowing kind of like what it is. You're not like going in. I will say I really, it's hard to, it's good to form your first reaction, of course, but it's hard for me to really have my full opinion on a movie unless I see it like two times fully. And that's not to say you can't judge a movie. Like, you know, first experience is like super important, of course. Like there's a movie you fucking hate.

You're probably not going to find much to like a movie. about it on your second watch. Right. Or if you loved a movie your first watch, you're probably not gonna end up hating it upon second watch. But like for a movie that you won't mind seeing a second time, I feel like there's a lot to get out of it, a lot that you notice, a lot of stuff.

Because the first watch, you're paying attention a lot to like the plot, what's going on, you're interested, you're in the dark, second time you know everything. So you start paying attention more to like background things, like extras or side care, characters or dialogue where it's like, oh my God, that's why they mentioned that before, you know, that type of shit. Yeah. Well, also, uh, you briefly just touched on it, but I feel

like, uh, there is something about, you know, a movie like Zoolander 2 where it's, um, you know, it's this, it's like a long-awaited sequel to a movie I've loved forever. So my first watch, I have certain expectations. And I'm kind of like, I guess the best way to put it is, is there's a certain way I want it to be, even if I'm not trying to like preconceive a notion about it. It's like my, my brain has ideas of what I want this to be. And if it doesn't fully match that on the first watch, which very few things really would match what you, what you truly want it to be, it's always going to be, especially when time has passed, it's always going to be like slightly different. Um, so I,

I think it's easier to feel a little bit more like off put on a first watch. But then when you go back and watch that again later on, you don't have those preconceived notions in your head that you're like checking off boxes for almost subconsciously. The curtain's been lifted. Yeah, the curtain's been lifted. And now it's like I go into it. I'm like, eh, you know, it's whatever. And then I think maybe going in with that new baseline, knowing that it's already

going to be something that I feel a certain way about or it's just that expectation isn't there it leaves it leaves the the door open for more pleasant surprises the second time I guess that's a good way I can put it yeah I'm drawing a blank I'm trying to think of examples

of like movies we're on the second watch it got better for me I have only seen that once I've only seen it once and I would well I was thinking I was like I wonder if that would be one maybe that like because we had such like such a preconceived notion in our heads of what we wanted that movie to be and then it just was not and I remember we were watching it all together the first time um so excited you know the the weeks and the months had finally uh you know ended and it was time to watch borat too and I just remember we were jones and for some more borat we were and I remember it was kind of quiet when we were watching it because

None of us wanted to be the first to be like, so, this isn't as good as we wanted it to be right. So I wonder now, though, if we revisit it, if two things, A, that preconceived notion is gone, but B, the, we watched it right at like the peak of COVID. And I know that COVID kind of put like a fog over everything that came out during that period, especially if they referenced COVID. where it was like, ugh. So I wonder if now, in retrospect, watching that if it would feel a little bit more... I don't know, that's one of those movies.

I'm not sure a second watch could help it out too much. It had funny moments. There were a funny moments. I can't remember any. I will watch it again at some point. It's nothing that I'm really like... It's nothing that I'm wanting to commit two hours of my precious days to. Right.

You know, where, where it's like, oh, actually something just, an example of a movie that I like more second watch was Kubo in the two strings. I remember not really liking it as much because of the goofiness of Matthew McConaughey's beetle character. Well, I saw that one in theaters with you. And if I remember correctly, I didn't even know that Matthew McConaughey was in it. So, like, and somehow I don't think I even caught that that was him while I was watching it. It's crazy because someone could have a super recognizable voice, but unless I'm like looking for a certain voice actor, I might just completely miss that it was that person.

If it was a cartoon or like anime or some shit, my ear would have went like twitched a little upon hearing his voice. I'm like, wait, I hear something. Well, that's Matthew McConaughey. Your McConaugheyter. Yeah. Would have gone off. All right, all right. You go back and watch and he's literally saying all the McConaisms.

The first line of the Beatles. All right, all right. Do you remember his Super Bowl commercial way back in the way back in the way? the day driving a Lincoln? Was that like when he was doing the Lincoln lawyer? Maybe. That might have made sense

of why it was, I just remember he was during the Super Bowl and it was him, and he's like, I was driving a Lincoln way before they paid me to drive a Lincoln. In the Lincoln lawyer. You know, you might know me as the Lincoln lawyer. You might recognize me from things such as the Lincoln lawyer.

But I like to think of myself as the Lincoln every man. He's like rugged like on some farmland doing donuts in like a wheat field i see like in a lincoln you that would have been a much more memorable commercial if they let us direct that true he's just stuck like the muds like bloody everywhere and well that's not an off-road vehicle it's a fucking lincoln it's a lincoln it's a luxury vehicle and that's the whole point see that's the whole point you know this isn't some ford that you can go off-roading in that'd be a great commercial i'd remember it a luxury vehicle just doing poorly in rural landscapes would be,

would be an interesting way to advertise your luxury vehicle. I think it would work though, because like when you see a commercial for a Lincoln or any really nice car, are you really like in your head? You're not thinking of like, man, but I wonder if I could take this baby mudden, you know? No, you know, that's for the, that's for the Hicks that you grew up with to go to go do with their little, their Rav for. Their ATVs. They're ATVs or whatever those like caged golf cart things are.

I know what you're talking about. You know, Dune buggy? Yeah, Dune buggy. I know what you're talking about. But for mudden. Dude.

Where it has like the fucking racing flap checkered flaps on it. That's sick. Honestly, you and I should, uh, I had a, one of my friends growing up that lived in my neighborhood, he built a, uh, robot. Oh, well, essentially, he built a, um, like a go-kart. cart from scratch. That's cool. And this kid was like way smarter than me.

He was, he was like a little super, he was like if baby geniuses weren't babies and they were like, he was like a kid genius. Well, yeah, exactly. And it was, um, it was something else. He told me, he's like, I'm going to build a go cart. And I was like, good luck with that. And I should have remembered that he's actually smart. And he, he did.

He got like a, like a long board for skateboarding. And that was like the base. and then he actually got like a motor and all this shit on it. And it just got me thinking maybe you know, you and I could do that because, you know, build a go car? We could build a go car. We don't ever have to worry about traffic again because next time, you know, think about you're driving to the office and traffic is doing Los Angeles traffic stuff out of nowhere,

boom, bumper to bumper. Instead, you know, because lane splitting is legal if you're on like a motorcycle or something. just imagine us in our little go-car just traffic I don't think so and there's just now imagine this idea

combined with another idea which would be tandem bikes but we do motorized tandem bikes like a tandem go-car so we're just like two people just like lightning

two people one bike we're doing all like this shit with our goggles and our helmets that are like this long we're like aerodynamic so So we have to be like, basically whenever we go into lane splitting mode.

Normally we can be on this and it looks like two bros just having a great tandem bike ride. But then there is like sports mode where it's like, all right, get ready. And we have to lean forward all the way, just really maximize the aerodynamicness. And then just it's almost like in a movie where they go into like warp drive where it's like, it's like in Pacific Rim when the two drivers lock in and they have to like. connect their brains. Yeah, exactly. For us to be able to like, because, you know, drivers in L.A., I don't trust them. And lane splitting on a tandem bicycle definitely, you know.

Probably one of the safest ways to get around Los Angeles. Yeah. And I feel like, you know, we do need our full brain power just to be on like the lookout for people that maybe aren't paying attention for us. They might be like, you know, merging over and then we would smash in the back of them. If we combine our brain power, Lincoln, not Lincoln like the car we were just talking about. No, or the Lincoln lawyer. Or Abraham Lincoln.

Or linked in. Great website. But, you know, we can combine our brain power. So then it's like two genius brains focusing fully on the road with the reaction speed that's twice as fast as a normal human adult. We can literally be. Because it's not just our bikes that are in tandem. It's our brains that are in tandem. Right.

And not only that, I'm thinking of a mechanism, Matt. where we get like, we like slingshot each other where the middle of the bike can disconnect if we have to split for like a bus or like an emergency. Oh shit. And then it like reconnects back again afterwards. But when we split, are our brain still linked? If it's in sports mode, yeah. Yes.

Right? Because it's a wireless connectivity, but it doesn't last long. So we have to be quick about these instances. That's for emergencies only. But because both our brains are going at once and the bikes are like linked, we'll be able to do it super fast because like I said. at our thinking time, our reaction time, it's double the speed of a normal human. So we know exactly like how to calculate things to link back up to

I like this idea. Sometimes we grab onto a fast car and use it to slingshot ourselves forward. Dude, tandem bikes, that's something that I, when's the last time you saw, you saw two dudes on a tandem bike? Probably like years ago when I went on like some beach trip and like Myrtle Beach area. Yeah, it makes me like second guess, like, is this a mangyna? effect, have those even ever existed? Well, the thing is, in South Carolina, especially in South Carolina, I don't think I've ever seen

two guys on a tandem bike. It's typically like a mom and a son, a mom and a daughter, a dad and a daughter, a dad and his son. You know, it's a mixture, a dad and his wife. I was about to say a dad and a mom. A dad and a wife. Why not two adult male best friends that are both heterosexual men? Well, in South Carolina, you'd get caught.

called gay and you won't catch nobody getting called gay in South Carolina. Well, you would, you would catch that happening. It just wouldn't be happening to us. No. You would never catch it happening to actual gay people in some sort of hateful, like spiteful verbal onslaught. When it happens to us, it's just unjust. Yeah.

So, and mean, it's not true. It's not true. And then, and then, you know, I go, stop, Brian, stop. And I, and you have to hit the brakes as well because it's a tandem bike. We both have to hit the brakes. If there's a miscommunication, and by the time we finally get to a stop and I turn around, whoever called us gay is long gone. And then I can't write the wrong of the situation.

And then it's going to be on my mind. And by the time you turn to me, I'm already like jogging in the exact opposite direction. He's just going to have to walk that alone. And maybe, you know, I had to drop my girlfriend off. So, you know, he'll come up with some excuse. But then I literally have to walk it alone because one person can't ride a tandem bicycle. So I'm like, well, now I'm going to have to just, well, walk next to the bike. You could. No, it doesn't work. I think it does. It does. No, it works,

but it's difficult. There's too much to balance. There's too much. Think about the weight of the bike compared to just one person trying to pedal. I would have to walk next to the bike holding it. You tie a big rock to the seat of the back end. No, that's not. That completely makes it harder. The weight of it is alleviated by two people pedaling. If one person is pedaling and not a second person and there's a rock. long sticks and you duct tape your ankles and you get another like stick type of thing and connect it to the other pedal

so whenever you're pedaling the other pedals are pedaling as well. Too long sticks duct tape your ankles to the end of the stick. All right that might work. You know it's you know we used to live with an engineer. Am I supposed to do this just all like

the thing is am I supposed to think up, think this through and come up with this plan right after you ran away and we got called gay. You can still see me. It's a flat, long road. It's going to take a wide, like I don't think I'm going to be able to tape my... It's not like I'm going to go over the horizon anytime soon, you know. That would take a long time.

And that would take a round earth, which isn't... No, you're right thing. But I don't think I'm going to be able to come up with this whole, you know, fix right after being called gay, right after, you know, you leave me high and dry. I'm going to be walking next to the bike pushing. it. So it sets you up for maybe a good, maybe you're looking out of the wrong way. Maybe it sets you up for a good social interaction. You could, you know, maybe there's, there's, there seems like to be like a, someone,

like a, like an older gentleman who, or woman, you know, that you could, you could, you could start to be like, hey, you know, I got this bike here and, you know, it's just me and it's a tandem bike. It's a two-person bike, but there's only one of me. going up to people, be like, you see where this is going? And she'll go, Ew, what are you gay?

And then she'll scoot off in her little smart car. Or, you know, alternatively, an older gentleman could approach, and he'll offer like, hey, I'll ride the tan of my way. It looks like a grandpappy and his grandson riding a bicycle. And it won't be, it won't look as, yeah, but then, but then I'm going to be hyper paranoid because I got called gay. I'm going to be like, thanks, sir.

And then I'm going to go, wait a second. What if he's coming on to me? What if he's trying to ride the bike because he wants to have gay sex with me? And then I go, yeah, sclam! That's your own internalized homophobia. Yeah, but I can't do anything about that. Well, luckily, you know, honestly,

let's take a step back. Luckily, we don't have to worry about this anymore because we live in California where I see dudes riding on tandem bikes all the time. You do? You just said you haven't seen a tandem bike and are you lying dinner now? I'm being sarcastic.

Oh, I'm sorry. And it's also a joke at the femininity of Los Angeles, or the perceived femininity of males in Los Angeles to those from the South. You know, I actually did have a tandem, or not me, but my family had a tandem bike in South Carolina. Let's go to ads. You know that moment when you catch your reflection

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I said hypothetically Because you would be the one I guess doing the surprise I'm gonna surprise myself With a tandem bicycle No I just said somebody else God If they's maybe

Brent Maybe To get back in our good graces Ryan I got you a tandem bike I start riding it with you When he intended Yeah like he gets it And I'm like, dude, thank you so much for this, Brent.

And he got it, like, specifically as an obvious ploy to, like, you know. Spend some more time with my good friend Ryan. Yeah. And then you and I just get on it. But he would have to expect that, right? I mean, you and I are best friends. Of course. I mean, like, who else would I ride a tandem bicycle with?

Yeah, I guess the guy that got it for you, Brent, but whatever. It was expensive, but we go way back if, you know, you knew me before you knew Matt, buddy. That's true. Which is very true. But, uh, but, but, But think about like if we could see like a pie chart, hours, hours of time, of quality time spent. You and Brent, you and me. You wouldn't be able to see the color that Brent, that represents Brent.

No. It would be like a line. Maybe. I mean, I mean, realistically, the quality time we've been together is. Like think about the podcast, the let's plays, the personal free time, the late nights, the early mornings. Actually, I do wonder now if you put all that time together, you probably would not even be able to see Brent's measly 0.1%. No. Well, now think about this, Matt.

You know, our parents did have a head start, but think of your parents on one color and then me on another. At what point? Like, on our charts, we would be able to see each other, but how much is that getting? Because, I mean, we went through, like, near two decades of consistently being around parents. Yeah. But, I mean, when you're older, you know, you're not around your parents as much, you know, because you're at school. And then when you get home from school, you see them, you know. For me, it's like I got home from school.

And then I would usually be going pretty much straight to work until, like, 11 p.m. Oh, yeah. Like later in high school. Yeah. It was earlier. I just go play video games. Exactly. So I'm thinking like, we're you and I for the last decade.

We have been consistently around each other. So it's, it's, I don't know, they might be rivaling. I wonder if it's even a, do you think it's nearing a 50-50 split? Or do you think it's more like 30, 70? Of just like time spent. Uh-huh. Because you got to think like you growing up for years, you know, they had a whole decade where their whole life was just being around you and looking after you essentially.

Yeah, yeah. that's true probably not 50-50 they probably parents are still but but I would say it's creeping up on there you know because because you don't count like time when you're asleep or like no I'm counting like when you're actively participating in a social when you're together yeah like and I'm not talking like my mom's all the way in the other room and we're both awake you're like both watching a movie yeah you're both in the same room looking at your phone we're spending time together. I think, yeah, it would be the most in my whole life would be probably my mom and then you and then my dad maybe. I don't know. Well, you also have to think about it from my parents' point of

view. They truly had a 50-50 split. That's true. That's true. So they, you know, one of them will have 33%, 33%, and then maybe you do take up that other 33%. Shit, if you split the parents so it's not, they're not like one unit on this chart, I might have them both be. I mean, think about it.

They only got to see me, you know, unless it was like a holiday or birthday, really, it was stuck to the week, week, week, week, you know? Shit, ours actually would look very different though because I feel like for the most part, mine would be, the parents would be pretty overlapping,

where yours were like, you did see your, each parent half as much as like, I would have seen, you know, my parents, because my, my parents,

rub it in. They loved each other. No, well, are we forgetting the big plot point that happened near a decade ago? The, actually I saw

They were getting back together? No. No. Your mom obviously is the problem. No. Obviously. I saw something on Facebook that was very interesting where it was a reminder of essentially when the last time I saw my parents together was as one familial unit.

And nine years ago today was when my, my parents were visiting L.A. for like, which was like the last time I really saw them together before, you know, my mom went and blew the whole thing up. I mean, it's the clear difference of you going on when your parents kiss and then now it would just be weird if you saw that kiss. Exactly, exactly, exactly. It would be like, yo, whoa. Almost a decade. Yeah, you're right. Fellas. Nine years ago. And speaking of decades, yesterday, at the time of recording this podcast, yesterday was exactly one capital D decade since we started Super Mega. Yep.

That's 10 whole years, you guys. Can you believe it? That is crazy. Like, there is, I saw that the viewership, all of you watching, many people did incredibly wholesome tributes. I saw there's a Super Magazine project. Very cool. Everyone should check that out.

And I saw a lot of art posts and such that's super sweet. Diet mayonnaise had like a three. I didn't like, I didn't know how talented they were with the 3D graphics stuff. Oh, very, very, yeah. So people just left and right were making stuff. And we were busy getting the final render of a sketch all did up. But I genuinely, I just want to say a quick word.

I cannot believe it has been 10 years since we started Super Mega. I have never in my life had a project or anything that's lasted even a percentage point. I mean, it's a third of our life has been this channel. Dude, you're right. Holy shit, because I am exactly 30 and now Super Mega is exactly 10, which means that I'm at the point. I mean, how old were you when we, were you? I just turned 20. Yeah.

Literally a third of your fucking life and mine. I mean, and the grand scheme. Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. I mean, if we looked at the pie charts at this, it would, it would, dude, a third is huge. A third voice crack. That's, my voice is cracking. Left him right today, dude.

I, I hope Luke hasn't been putting up a counter this time. Did he ever? He did, uh, or he, uh, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, was, was, was coily saving them while editing. Just, just to, just to put a compilation in later on. Oh, wait, wait, wait, way, was the compilation. Matt? Like randomly a compilation just happened? He put it in some episode.

From what I remember. I mean, maybe he had a change of heart. When did he up? I'm trying to think of when he would put it in. Did we ask for it? No. I think he just had it ready to go at one point. I just remember him showing me.

Just instead of ad reads. Or he just still hasn't. He's adding to it every time he cuts it out, blades it, or he just like ins out, exports to this folder. that has them all and he's just going to put them all in a project. God, I hope not. Gotcha. What were you going to say?

I was going to say, I don't know why my voice cracks the way it does. You know, I'm not, yeah, I am 30, so it's not like puberty is, is, maybe you're still nervous around me. Like the first day you met me, you're still just as nervous, which is a good sign of a healthy relationship. I mean, yeah, I am, yes, I am still nervous around you, but at the same time, I, I, I, yeah, You know what? Because this doesn't really happen at home.

Maybe it's just because I'm not warming my vocal cords up before we start recording. Because it's like, you know, going back to pie charts, Ryan, if you looked at my day and the amount of talking I do leading up to the podcast, it's a very small percentage of my day where most of it is going to be right here on this podcast. Think about Danny, who's someone who does do vocal warmups extensively before any sort of recording. And you do essentially none. Yeah, because Danny will, before a GameGrums Let's play, you and I remember, he would come back here in this exact room that we're sitting in right now. Yep. And he'd go, he turn off all the lights, draw the curtains. That's what you said.

He said the last time. And I, you know, we goofed on it. But did you ever hear Danny's voice crack once? No. I never heard it once. Where meanwhile, Aaron. Well, that's because he was always fucking on. well a little bit of that also

Aaron you know Whippets is a big big thing of his who's addicted to Whippets and malt liquor still addicted to both those things Well now he doesn't drink the liquor He uses it as the filtration Like in his bong

Yeah and he still is obsessed with bongs Which right He's he He's still like whenever he brings it out It's like I can tell he does it every time he has someone over It's not just me He'll bring it out with like his face of like it's almost like a like a I don't know like a ninth grader that has a

bomb and this is in like South Carolina where marijuana is illegal like going back like 15 years you know being in high school and you know you wouldn't expect to see a bong in South Carolina so if a friend was like yo dude check it out you'd be like yeah like yeah like he kind of you could tell that Aaron kind of has that mindset where he thinks that everyone's going to react like that where it's like you know if you've smoked with him and he smoked you up several Well, he's not going to remember between the weed, the whippets, and the malt liquor. You know, that does a number on your memory. I mean, I'm surprised he even remembers my name.

Sometimes he gets it. He calls me Ryan and calls you Matt. But, I mean, a lot of people do that. That might not be the substances he's abusing that could more so just be. Hey, there was a fan I ran into recently who actually did that same thing. Really? And I yelled. Good.

And I looked to everyone around and said, I'm sorry, everyone. I'm sorry that I'm being so loud, but you have to understand. This idiot just confused me for my best friend. And when you yelled and everyone went, and they stopped and they were giving you a look. And they were looking daggers at you. Which made me more mad and upset and embarrassed. Right. But then as soon as you said, this idiot confused me for my best friend.

Those piercing daggers they were looking at you. they went and they went right on that fan and he's probably still feeling it he was very sweet it was funny because he apologized and was like oh I'm so sorry

and he was nervous and then afterwards he's like sorry it's just like and what's weird is like I just saw like I just saw Ryan last month and he like did it a second time

but I didn't like call him out you didn't scream that time I didn't call him out I actually did I told him to leave the fucking store did he Yeah, good.

No, sometimes, that happens to me where someone will Ryan come up to me and they'll call me Ryan. And I'm just so, I'm so chapped red with anger that I have to, sometimes I'll just go, I'll just ignore them. I mean, sometimes I'll, recently there was one fan that called me Ryan and I panced him to get him back. But apparently that makes, you know, you know, I thought that there was a cop nearby

and I thought that the cop would arrest him. Who had one out? Cop. Sorry. Oh, yeah. Well, there was a cock because I pantsed him. And he wasn't wearing any underwear. He was wearing the kind of underwear where there's a hole in it

because it's an elephant themed underwear. Yeah, the barn door was wide open. And I got arrested for that, not him, which was just stupid. Unfair. What is that? You guys hear that? They don't. We do.

If Luke boost the audio, you might get to hear that. Every time we ask him to boost the audio, they get never hear. There has to be. Like, that was definitely audible. I mean, it's just them probably taken down, putting up more decorations for the next birthday party. I swear. Yeah, directly below this room below our soundproof recording studio. Both soundproof.

Both sound. Yeah, there is an establishment that decides to have really. really loud parties with yes and sometimes they'll play Mary had a little lamb

I was hoping they were going to play Mary had a little lamb or how crazy would that have been though well maybe they don't know Mary had a little lamb well all the music they play is like strictly like Armenian

or Middle Eastern look they would tap Mary had a little lamb or twinkle twinkle little star it's the same thing my brain tricked me for a second and I was like no or

ABCs. Also the same song. Well, now they just don't want to do any of it. They're like, no, that's it. But maybe they're taking down some pinatas to put some new ones up. And I'm sure that means if someone's down there right now putting up decorations, that means that I'm sure, what time is it? 527 p.m.

I bet. Pacific Standard time. Well, I bet at 6 p.m. Pacific Standard time, that means a party is going to start down there. Holy moly guacamole. Yeah. Right? Which means we're going to be in here recording a podcast and it's going to... Boom, doom, doom, doom, do... Well, we might be done by then.

It would be the members-only portion that we would probably start to hear that in. Well, that's true. I mean, if you guys stick around and if you're subscribed to the Patreon and watch the members... Watch the special Super Mega Junior episode for this one, you might... You might get to hear whatever great party at Voice crack. Yeah, I know. You might get to hear whatever great party's going on downstairs. Why does my voice do this?

Is it truly? You don't do your warm-ups. I'm wondering if that's why. Because I, my vocal chords, maybe they're just, they're tired and limp. Ooh, child, things. You gotta start singing, like, do you think maybe if I did some warm-ups right now real quick, it would stop happening?

Mommy made me mash my M&Ms. Mommy made me mash my M&M's. Mommy made me mash my M&Ms. Mommy made me match my M. Not quite my time. Not quite my tempo. Fucking J.K. Simmons there. Nope.

Not quite my tempo. One more, one more time. Mommy, no. Are you dragging or trailing? I can't remember, dude. Although it's kind of sad I don't remember because I legitimately saw that movie

seven times in theaters. Are you serious? It was like five or seven. It's one, okay, so Cabin in the Woods and, um, uh, Whip, Whiplash. I saw one of them seven, one of them five. Dude, no fucking way. I think Whiplash was seven. That's crazy.

I've never, so my max of a movie in theaters was white boy alert. Um, and my voice cracked again. Uh, it was Scott Pilgrim versus the world when I was in like ninth grade. I saw that one three times in theaters. I think I just like I saw it once and then I wanted to see it a second time on my own and then I saw it with like one of my parents and then I went to go see it alone again then I saw it with like a significant other it was I ended up see so maybe it was that was the five time one and Cabin in the Woods was I can't remember that's crazy though five times I saw um yeah Scott Pilgrim was three and that was because like I saw it once and then I saw it with a friend and then I think I saw it with another friend and then I think I saw it with another friend. I saw it. Like do a different friend groups and stuff. And then there was, there was, this is the end. I saw that one three, maybe four times.

Same thing where it's like I saw it and then I went with different friends. And I was like, this is so funny. I have to see it again. You'll be jealous. You know, for my birthday one year I went to go see this is the end. Would you know who in South Carolina came to the theater with me and my buddies? Your dad? Nope.

I'll give you one more guess. Think about the time period. This is the end. like what year you know think of me Markiplier

yep no way dude no way yep at my 19th or 20th I can't remember which one one of those

birthday parties it's so funny that like you have a picture of him in my like like kitchen in South Carolina it's so funny though because it's like

this massive internet celebrity that has had a movie in like theaters now that's been interviewed by Larry King twice. Like, just going back and it's like, yeah, he came with me and my friends to go see this is the end for my 19th birthday in South Carolina.

Like, it's just very funny. He's like in a picture with like a birthday cake and stuff. Like, hold on. Let me see if I could find him. Dude, please if you could find that. I would love to see that picture. Because I forgot. You met Markiplier before he was like really big.

Like you and Daniel met him. when he still had like 50,000 subs. Yes. So, like, he was like just climbing, essentially. And yeah, you guys found him and emailed him to collab. And he was like, I would love to. And then a friendship was born. Oh, which is crazy.

You know what's crazier? Ad reads. Yo. Does it tell you the consistency in color? It tells me the weight, though. Well, it tells me Doopie's weight before and after. So you can just have to just have. how heavy,

heavy that poop was. Well, it'll tell me like the, the weight that the litter box like registered whenever she used it and I could compare

to the last one. Sometimes it'll be like, like a whole pound or some shit, which has to just be a mistake. I don't know, maybe holds a lot of shit. That's true.

That's true. We're back from the commercial break and Ryan couldn't find the picture. I did text Ryan's sweet mother. We'll throw up. up here if we found it, it had to have been found. I'm sure it was found. And if it wasn't found, something else is there, I don't know what.

That's up to Luke? Yeah. Hopefully Luke doesn't put a picture from his birthday party, which Markiplier was not at. Nope. By the way. But I'm sure Luke would have enjoyed that if Markiplier had showed up to his 19th birthday if only. If only.

19th or 20th, I think it was 19th. Well, it better be because I told your mom. I said, parentheses, 19th question mark. Okay. I put the question mark for plausible. She'll respond fast too. Typically.

She's usually super fast at replying to me. She has a special text tone. That's not all that happens fast when you and her together, which she still has a problem with. And I don't know why she's talking about this. I don't know if it's the medication. No, I don't know.

I don't know why she is even bringing this up to anyone but me. Because she hasn't made sure they're looking at it. Like, you know. but well I would think it's actually I would think the medication would do the opposite because you know I take um I take antidepressants and you know that makes it take longer to ejaculate so overall I figured that they actually prescribe antidepressants to people who prematurely ejaculate to keep it from happening so I thought I would have no problem but sometimes when your mom my mom's

a hell of a woman I know and sometimes just the second I see the vagina it just And I don't even feel it, like, coming on. It just, it just, pop. Sometimes I don't feel it at all. I just look down and I'm like, oh, I guess it happened. Wait, what happened? Echaculate. What?

You eject? What are you, a pilot? No, ejac. You know what I'm saying. I eject. You pre-ejac. Well, no, because pre-ejac could also imply pre-jaculate, which could be pre-coming. I wasn't pre-coming.

Apparently with the consistency, that's all that's coming out. That's a medication issue. But the timing of it is not, I don't know. Why is she talking to you about this stuff? Isn't that weird? I'm her only son, dude. You know? I guess maybe it's different.

Who's someone to gab to, but their only son. That's true. That's true. And I guess she can't talk to Jim about it. No. He'd get jealous. Yeah. Rightfully so.

And then he understands because with a woman like that, like one man can't hold her down, you know? Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Try as you might. I mean, she's a free spirit. Three men can even. I remember that one time she was, you know, she was publicly intoxicated and she'd just been

huffing some gamma radiation. Well, it was spray paint, but, you know, whatever she told you to make it easier, right? I was doing a Hulk joke. No, no, I know. I know, I know you were. but what I'm saying is I don't know if she actually told you that. And she was intoxicated on paint fumes. And I don't want you to, I don't want her to sugarcoat things too much.

But she was intoxicated and the police were there. Jim is diabetic. Well, they couldn't, the three police officers, grown men couldn't hold her down. And, uh, well, she worked for the federal law enforcement. She's got moves in and out of the bedroom. I'd like to see some of those ones, those moves that are not sexual. Because that's the thing with my relationship with her is it's, I don't want to say surface level, but there's a lot that I feel like I wish I knew about her that I just don't feel like she lets me in enough to like, you're just needy. She's got to keep you at arm's length.

Why is she, she's talking to you about this too then? It's just, I think it's just your personality type. That's all. What's all? What do you mean? I care about her. That's, that's, and that's, and she appreciates that, you know, as much as you care about her. You know, and she sees that.

She sees that you put in a lot of effort to keep in contact. But, you know, at the end of the day. Why doesn't she tell me this stuff? Why do I have to hear it from her son? I mean, she doesn't, she has better things to do. And to make, that a stroke your ego or make you feel better. And you're just asking me, but this is just a conversation. She's not telling me to.

tell you. Are you sure? It's very specific. I mean, she can, she says say whatever you want. I mean, what do you mean? It sounds so specific. I mean, I mean, it sounds like you know specifics about our relationship. I mean, I do. Yeah, so she's telling you these things. Yes. That's not an up for debate, but she's not telling me to tell you. Yeah, okay. I'm just using I, well, I know that. I know that, I know that, but I'm just, I'm upset that she's not telling me these things and that I have to find out through you. That's a you problem. That's her words, not mine. Okay. Well, that's a Matt problem. As long as it's your her yeah

sorry I'm just kind of flustered now and it's not she does this the motherfuckers dude

she is a motherfuckers huh I mean who else is she doing this too I'm not gonna say she has a line or a list

or a booklet but Ceceal's black book is real yeah but um she's a hell of a woman But um

Dude it's one of those things where every time I say but um I'm half expecting you to do the tz How can I not? We're a comedy channel And the but um tz is like one of the most comedic sounds It tells you It tells you this was a joke laugh It lets the viewer know that guess what

It's laughing time Yeah um in case you might have missed that there was a joke right there Because Matt and Ryan's humor does tend to go over the heads of quite a few of their listeners because we're so smart, intelligent, and witty. Good timing, good, good wit, good, peccable taste, good cheer, all those things. And our viewers, you know, they're great, don't get me wrong, but a lot of them, you know, they wouldn't know a joke if it fucked him in the ass.

So that right there is, it's good to tell them sometimes. Like, hey, that's a joke, go ahead and laugh. Again, it's a comedy channel. You think it comes with the territory. But then some people could be like, this is a comedy channel. News, this is news to me.

And if I see a comment like that, it would break my, fuck, they're just gonna come. And just stop it. Just stop it, Luke. Rosen lasagna, medium power, 15 minutes. Sounds like Ojo time. Let's play. Feel the fun with Play-Ojo.

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