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Episode Date: May 28, 2025

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Recently my dad recorded a cover of Will Smith's Just the Two of Us. It's a fantastic beautiful song about father and son and I thought he did it, you know, just for me to enjoy. But actually he did it because he wants to sell CDs that he burned of it. So he called me up and he's like, hey son, I want to sell these CDs. I have about five thousand of them. And I wasn't sure why he ordered so many. But he said, how the heck do I sell these online to all of your friends and fans?

And I said, well, dad, there's a little thing called Shopify. Gee, Matthew, you know what? Shopify has made this process so easy, and I never knew I could do this, and now I can, and I'm a business mogul, thank you, son. And I said, of course, dad, I love you. And he didn't say that he loved me back. But he did say, turn your big business idea into with Shopify on your side.

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How to train your dragons to haven't seen it not the second one at least Really? How about the third? No The only time I miss some big story beats. Like I've said, the only time I've seen How to Train Your Dragon was I babysat my neighbor's kids when I was in high school. I didn't know how to babysit, but he's like, well, you just come over and watch the girls. I was like, okay.

I was like, what do you guys want to do? They were like, we want to watch How to Train Your Dragon. I was like, okay. We guys wanna do? And they were like, we wanna watch How to Train Your Dragon. So I was like, okay. So we put it on, very easy job. I just have to sit on the couch, watch the movie. And I was like. Watch a pick up with Toothless. Yeah.

Make sure Ingrid's in there. Of course. And I was like, all right guys, that was fun. What do you wanna do next? We wanna watch How to Train Your Dragon. So we just watched it again. So I watched it twice in a row. And made myself.

Who was your favorite character? I don't actually, I was in high school. I really don't remember the, I know Jay, but Bearishel, or however you say his name. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. The voice is the boy. This is the end and other stuff. That's really all I knew him from.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what we call it, cold open. That's right. ["Cold Open"] Toodaloo. Toodaloo. That means hi, right? Well, toodaloo. Or is that like bye? Toodaloo is usually bye. Oh, okay.

Toodaloo. Toodaloo. Toodaloo. What's the hello version of toodaloo. That means hi, right? Or is that like bye? Toodaloo is usually bye. Okay, what's what? Toodaloo. Tee-lee. What's what's what's what's what's the hello version of Toodaloo? I like Tee-lee. I don't know if, let me think. Does it exist? Like a direct counterpart? I don't know. Like a yes to a no.

I think you might have just created it. You might have coined it. Toodaloo. T the Lee to the Lee that sounds very much like like a hello There's like to do exactly, you know, I'm just changing the vowel. Yeah, it's really it You know Aloha means hello and goodbye. No way. Mm-hmm I mean to the Lou could be this like white people's form of Aloha and believe it or not I know a little Hawaiian, too Ohana means family and family means you'll never be left behind or forgotten It's exactly it or forgotten. You know what else it means means you stay I go no follow

In a sense, ohana means family and family means you stay, I go. No following. And ohana means no worries for the rest of your day. Welcome to Super Mega Show everyone. I am your host, Matthew Watson, here with my other best friend and host, Ryan McGee. And together we form Super Mega Show. Super Mega Show. Super Mega Show.

Why'd you do that? I don't know. It's the name of the show. It has a sign. It says Super Mega. Yeah, we don't appreciate that sign enough. I love the beautiful faux glass backing of it as well. Thanks.

I'm very excited for the guest set to be prepared and ready except we do have an update on the guest area. Oh yeah. I'm gonna let Matt spin the story for you like Rumpelstiltskin spinning yarn. Why you keep bringing Rumpelstiltskin up in the last week dude? That's the second time you've brought him up. I just don't want him to think that I don't think night he I don't want him to think that I don't think He I don't know he scares me and I don't want to be on his bad side. He's terrifying. He's very scary I'm trying to throw out a little like we're good We're good, bro. Actually you're that's a good point. Uh, rumpelstiltskin. We love you. Um, anyway, we had a construction man

Uh come to the office, uh that that that tucker Hired and said hey, I know this construction guy. He's gonna come to the office that Tucker hired and said, hey, I know this construction guy, he's gonna come to the office. And we said, okay. The construction guy came to the office and he walked in and he looked at the corner where the guest couch is. Spent all of two seconds. Yeah, and he literally just goes,

eh, it's a waste of money. Just gonna be honest with you. I'll do the job, but I think it's a waste of money for you guys. And he was like, it would just look awesome if you just either replicated this glass type thing or just put up like a beautiful billowing curtain and then you don't have to pay several thousand dollars.

And I was like, thank you, I appreciate your honesty. So I love how originally we planned this kind of like intricate kind of similar backing with this And it's just gone all the way to like planning it Tucker realizing that it may be out of his like comfort zone Finding the guy that Tucker connected us with to then actually do it and then him going that's a waste of time You should actually do the thing that would have gotten guests on at episode 10 Yeah, just string up a shower curtain. Yeah, it's like okay Well fuck he did suggest a shower curtain. No he didn't yeah, he did did he well

He said like install like a curved shower. Did you did you did you show off our purple curtain the big purple curtain? No, but I told him we I was like we already have curtains big purple curtains So we don't have to drop any dime on them and big purple curtains. No, but I told them we I was like we already have curtains big purple curtains So we don't have to drop any dime on them and big black curtains And green and red and blue no way we have all of those curtains believe it or not No, no we can buy we can get orange curtains. It's just really bad cutting to white I don't think we have any white curtains silver no Have you ever seen us use a white or silver curtain translucent? When that be wouldn't it be first off wouldn't that be no no no no no

imagine how cool it would be to have like a fabric of cloth, but it is like See-through kind of like the invisibility cloak in Harry Potter? No, that makes you invisible. This is obviously like... I get what you're saying. I get what you're saying too. But this is like, you know, like plastic except it still feels like cloth, it's still see-through. It doesn't make you invisible when you put it on though. I'm sure you just see whatever's underneath. So it's like the invisibility cloak, but it doesn't make anything invisible. I like the thought of the cloak being just like,

the cloak itself is invisible, so someone is just like going around like naked because they think they have to take off like all their clothes so they won't be floating clothes. Harry like creeping into like the women's bathing chambers, just butt ass naked, like underneath this see-through just in the corner just He's like he's like look at his like is there a rat or something It's a giant spider in the drains. I wish that they had dead originally put that in the movie is like

because the whoever gave is like his Dumbledore his parents, but I think it was Dumbledore or some shit, right? Because the invisibility cloak is a Horcrux or some shit. Oh yeah, yeah. Or it's, no, it's a part of the trinity of something. It's like, you know, there's the big wand, the big cloak, and the big ring. The big bracelet. One of them is a ring, I think. It's an anklet.

Necklace. It's a piece of jewelry. Yeah, right ones a wand the master the master wand It's the piece of jewelry the one where he has to go and make Dumbledore drink all the bad soup He has to get the necklace right something like that. Just a scoop which I might say that bowl Oh, yeah, it looks just like it's like a just a geode. It's just a rock Yes, and I love the look of it. I love the look of that or like the bowl itself. Sorry he gets the stuff from like the geode stuff The bowl is like a thin like shell like yeah It's like it's almost like a clam shell and he's like drink this Just an old man that you're just basically force-feeding this bitter fucking liquid to never mind. This is the wrong shit Harry

You're just saying that to get me to stop seriously the wrong We went to the wrong cave It's just fucking like Valvoline It's just like, imagine it's just fucking gasoline. Just he takes the first... And Harry won't stop because he won't believe him. Remember he tells him, he's like, no matter what I say, I'll say stop. He keeps forcing up the drink.

No Harry, we went to the wrong place! He's like sputtering in shoji. No, you need to drink more. Is it working yet? It doesn't seem to be working. It's vomiting all over itself. Oh my god. Oh man. That's what I call a good one.

Yeah, that's what I call a good one too. Not the original actor though that played Dumbledore. No, he died, he dead. He died, his death was somber. Was it? I don't know. Were you there? I don't know.

He said, I regret playing Dumbledore. Well that was when he found out that Dumbledore was canonically gay. He went, oh, oh geez, I can't play this role anymore. I love how like, J.K. Rowling in theory is a stone's throw away from being like all inclusive and epic. It just missed it by one little chuck, one little skip of a rock.

I know. It's like she skipped that rock and it just kind of... It was on its course for a beautiful like ten skip across the pond. Yeah. But just shy of ten skips it went... Oh yeah. It did a harsh curve. And then just sank to the bottom. Just shy of ten skips it went... Oh yeah, it did a harsh curve. And then just sank to the bottom. Right to the... And then...

That was the sound of the rock going down. Sinking down, yeah. It probably wouldn't sound like that in real life. It'd be more like a... Yeah, just the sound of bubbles. That was underwater sounds. Yeah, I love underwater sounds. Like for ASMR.

Yeah, for ASMR. It's the way you sleep with your head in a... I just, you know, when I go to bed, I just get a big, big old tub of water and I just put my head in it and I just sleep like this. I let my nose out so I can breathe, but you just get constant ASMR sounds. I put a cloth over my face and I have this little contraption that to wake myself up

that pours water over the washcloth. That's how I'm able to wake up in the morning. I have a hard time waking up and I essentially just have this thing that waterboards me when the alarm goes off. That would get me out of bed. It's like one of those like every child inventor movie or like quirky kid has like some contraption that like makes him toast or some shit. Dude, every child inventor. Yeah.

Like from, it was so cool. I always wanted that kind of shit where it's like. Pours me cereal, it pours my cereal for me. And then it does my hair with gel and. Or just even just the dad, like the dad inventor. Oh yeah, he has like Rube Goldberg machines to fucking like open the fridge door. Like the basic tasks that like you don't need all that for but it's like you know he sends marbles down a little spiral thing that

then like spins a little ferris wheel and like drops a fucking two by four and the fridge door opens. That like splats a fucking hamster and the blood from the hamster fills up this cup that pushes down the weight scale. There you go yeah it goes. Then it then it pours your milk for your cereal. Yeah. You know the motion of the scale. Is the hamster necessary? Hey man, did people really question Einstein? You know, did they ask? They did. They did? Oh. That's how that's how he became so renowned, you know. Oh true, I guess. Is people, you know, are, well, they go, Hold on!

No, checks out. Nope. You know, I was, I was stupid. Actually, what? Nope, never mind, I read into it, he's right. But then they go, Wait a second, Albert! And he goes, Albert has to go back to the drawing board. And he goes,

Hmm. And he goes, Hahaha! I feel bad for the audio listeners. Guys just picture Albert Einstein and a very specific photo. Yeah. A historical one. You might be able to guess And now picture watching ad reads. Because you're about to watch ads. Do you want to send them off with a song? Okay. Um.

How the pieces. Recently my dad recorded a cover of Will Smith's Just the Two of Us. It's a fantastic beautiful song about father and son. I thought he did it just for me to enjoy, but actually he did it because he wants to sell CDs that he burned of it. So he called me up and he's like, hey son, I want to sell these CDs. I have about 5,000 of them. I wasn't sure why he ordered so many but he said how

the heck do I sell these online to all of your your friends and fans and I said well dad there's a little thing called Shopify. Shopify is the commerce platform behind 10% of all e-commerce in the United States. Brands like Mattel and Jim shark it's it's crazy also brands like super mega That's right. We here at super mega you Shopify. We've used Shopify since like 2018 we use it to you know sell all of our funny brothers merchandise Every every time we have a merch sale You know we go on Shopify and we we customize our our website and they make it super super easy whether it's managing inventory returns and they make it super, super easy. Whether it's managing inventory, returns,

international shipping, or even marketing. Sending out newsletters or emails. I told my dad all this stuff and he exclaimed yippee. And now he sold about a thousand of those CDs that he created. And he called me up and he said, "'Gee Matthew, you know what? "'Shopify has made this process so easy. "' and I never knew I could do this and now I can

and I'm a business mogul. Thank you son. And I said, of course dad I love you. And he didn't say that he loved me back. But he did say, turn your big business idea into with Shopify on your side. You can sign up for your one dollar per month trial period at Shopify.com slash super. I said that's great dad. That's our link for our podcast. So I'm not sure why you're promoting it to me. But nonetheless, you know, it's good to get the message out

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That, alright, I mean I was asking you during the break about the, you know, whole thing with Einstein and he was persecuted for his Jewish faith and stuff And I don't know how you got I was we were talking about persecution I was talking about how my okay how my dad was persecuted because that's a store That's a direct story from his vacation travels And he went to and people didn't believe him What when he went to Mozambique and saw the lion and everything on a safari trip. All right, yes, Ann, let's keep going. Let's keep it going, keep it going.

Your dad's on a safari trip in Mozambique, sees a lion with a thorn in its paw that the mouse plucks, and then what happens? Just like the thought of my dad taking credit for like a parable, you know? Yeah, so there's this, I had this mustard seed, and uh. And I got swallowed by a whale! Like this dude, like it's...

Yeah, you're simply describing Big Fish. I've never seen it. Oh really? Yeah. Literally the whole thing is like... People love it, I know it's Tim Burton. It's a great movie. Literally the whole thing is that the dad just tells these grand stories and the son

is like fed up with it. And he's like, did I ever tell you about the time I was fishing and a big fish came and it swallowed my wedding ring. And he tells these, that's probably the least big one he tells. He tells like crazy ass stories though. And then the-

Like fantastical dream like. And he does it at his son's wedding. And his son is furious. And then his son is- Stop telling stories. He's crying and he's like's like no dad that didn't happen You're a liar his dad's really trying to have like a long-winded family guy flashback at his own son's wedding essentially Yeah, it reminds me of the one time that I then it just goes off on this like 30 minute tale of that's the whole movie

No, I'm serious the whole movie is him telling these tales And then it like flashes back to when the tale happened in the past. Does it all take place at the wedding? No, no, no. That's just the beginning. Like it's just like at one part of the speech is like, oh, oh did I remember? And then it flashes to the next story. The sun's just tapping his foot, just flashes back, the sun's just... Oh, fuck. For Christ's sake. Okay, I think he's done. Actually, EDM's here. Oh yeah, our downstairs neighbors are playing some EDM. The rest of the movie, he's dying, he's sick, and he's in bed, and telling these stories on his deathbed,

and his son is going, oh you do, I've never known you, dad, I've never known you, because all you tell are these stories. And he goes, I've been nothing but myself my whole life and then um does he find out that all the stories are actually real well he he don't spoil it for me goes to the hospital and the dad is dying and I'm gonna spoil it guys big but I've never seen it okay never mind then I was about to tell you the the that would ruin the movie.

The movie does make me cry almost every time I watch it. It's a fantastic movie. You and McGregor, Danny DeVito, couple actors and actresses, I don't know their names. I love Danny. He plays a werewolf. A werewolf? He does.

Like a... He plays a circus operator slash werewolf. Like prosthetic, or does he have like a painted nose? Like a dog nose? No no, you don't... You don't... He goes between like human form and then just a wolf. Oh.

So you don't see like the... Do they give the wolf peanut butter so like it's talking? Yeah, it's going arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Roger Ebert just in his reviews, you know, that's the only kind of thing he would focus on. Poor animal actors. Yeah, and they had a chicken in one scene and god damn it, that chicken just is clucking and it doesn't know which way it's supposed to look. The attention hog, that chicken. I like the idea of Roger Ebert just like,

over the years, reading his reviews, you slowly just pick up like, this weird thing he has against- His obsessive nature. Like This obsessive shit with chickens and like anytime there's a movie with a chicken he's just like God and I have two thumbs down from me. And of course they always have to include it yep you guessed it a chicken again. So nowadays they're shoehorn and chickens in every goddamn movie. That's not what he sounds like at all. He more sounded like this right and then it was I think Toy Story is beautiful And I think Toy Story and that was yeah, it was close. Yeah

What happened to his face? What do you mean Roger Ebert? What about his face? He just has big cheeks no dude. He's like missing part of his face. What what are you talking about Roger Ebert? He was he like they like part of his face was gone when oh I'm not a mad. I'm just not This is real right? Yeah, like something like part of his jaw removed or something right? Yeah, so he could suck himself off He's like no more that sounds like it would be something related to like cancer or something I feel. Let me see. I see the pictures that you're talking about.

Yeah, cause he like, he had a thing. Best way I can describe it. Yep, he was diagnosed with cancer of the thyroid and salivary glands. Salivary glands? He required treatment that included removing a section of his lower jaw in 2006, leaving him severely disfigured and unable to speak or eat normally. Oh wow. So that's why. He could still write those movie reviews though. Yes.

Just fine. Well they still, I think they still use his account. I'm guessing he I Don't know if he would care like I don't I don't know his feelings on like them using his name afterwards I mean, but doesn't it like it's it's like him or his brand. Yeah, they're still Reviews of movies that come out for every new movie and I'm guessing not Roger It's not Roger unless they have a crystal ball. Unless.

Or like a Ouija board and they're able to like ask him about different movies from beyond the grave. He said two thumbs up for this one. Some guy brings in like a, he has to like sneak in a crystal ball like to the movies so that Roger can watch it. Ma'am I need to check your purse. No, there's just some stuff in there you know.

My tampons are in here! Okay, okay. I've seen that before, that's fine. And they get into the movie theater, she pulls out the crystal ball, sets it in the seat next to her, just, Alright, Roger. I think you're gonna like this one. It's Toy Story 6.

Some guy accidentally, you know, comes down the aisle and like, sits on him, and it's like, Aaaaaah! Vroom! It's like, Huh! Huh! Roger!

Some... Vroom! Some fucking like, some stupid fucking like, 2000s comedy shit where the whole crystal ball goes up some fat guy's ass. Vroom! You're like, what? The guy gets up to walk over and you see it like, it like sticking out of like the pants section kind of going vroom. You see Roger's face inside. Like the base of the crystal ball poking out of it. You're like, yeah, the base of the crystal, like the base of the crystal ball poking out of it Yeah, you're like, yeah the the base of the crystal like the top of the crystal ball like the swirling smoke inside with Roger's like face poking through and she has to like figure out how to get the crystal ball back but The guy drops his popcorn and bends over to pick it up and he's got his plumber's crack showing she's like

Sweating you see like hey like it closer detail of the crack with like hair sprouting and like little flake fuzz and gunk and then but how to SpongeBob close-up how does she get it back though you're great at these early 2000s comedy scenes he like you know there's got to be a funny way she does get it back well see in this situation I don't think she would get it back She'd be going to reach for it trip, and then she'd like grab his ass Yes, and then he turned huh, and then she'd have to play it off like hmm. You know you look mighty handsome Because she's like then right right around she's getting a glimpse of it before he fully turns around to like

before he fully turns around to like... Hello? Roger's like peeking around like, no! And then... And they have to go on like a date or something, I don't know. Yeah, they're out at a cafe, and he goes, she's sitting there and he comes in and he sits down in the chair,

but it shatters, it shatters the crystal ball. Ah! It dissipates into nothingness. That's what I was gonna say, like all the screaming like... Roger! All the like souls escaping. ah it dissipates into nothing that's what I was gonna say like all the screeching like demons like ROGERS all the like souls escaping just rogers soul

yeah but it has all like the smoke and fssss and you hear all the you hear rogers like ahhhhhh and just like ahhhhhh just to go like try to catch his soul down the street as it's like fssss like a balloon just to go like try to catch his soul down the street as it's like like a balloon Just to get out her fucking like ghostometer things

It's when the Ghostbusters come in and they use the little to suck them back up dude We're thinking of we're thinking of a franchise here. This is going beyond just a typical like three three act structure This is huge just franchise. This could call us the imagination brothers Just boy oh boy are we filled with imagination. And then Roger, you know, she doesn't actually get him back. And his soul just keeps aimlessly wandering the earth. And then it does one of those smash cuts to, and it's like clearly like Saudi Arabia because you just see like the sand dunes and it's doing the mute It's like aerial shot of the sand dunes

Oh I did a Tarzan yell for some reason I think there It could be, it works Aaaaah You know that type of shit Like the middle eastern flute And Roger's soul ends up going into a genie's lamp and getting trapped So then he becomes a genie

Oh dude it's, that's an after credit sequence. Yes. Where all of a sudden it's like you see where his soul ends up and then all of a sudden you see Jasmine from a la- The New BMO VI Porter MasterCard is your ticket to more. More perks. More more. More perks. More points. More flights.

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Overall though, I think that's a good structure. Yeah but anyways, I don't I don't want to I don't want to I do I do think I want to give away the idea because people might steal it sure but I do think the one the Chase sequence you described in like the LA Like drainage canals and everything. I think that's really cool, but it does remind me of something from Terminator. I mean, you know, art, you always garner inspiration, or you get inspiration from so many sources.

It's bound, art is bound to transform. It's, art is its own form of AI when you think about it, the collective consciousness. It's always improving and taking past thoughts and ideas and reforming them and all, you know? What is AI at the end of the day? Mind equals blown. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, I know what you're saying. Joe Rogan, why don't you call me a genius? God! That Ryan McGee's a genius. Have you seen the Super Mega Show? Well, what's it? I think it's yeah super super mega kit. Well, no, they used to have super mega cast It's super mega show Jamie pull up some super mega show. Yeah, look at these guys

And he just sits there and and silently watches a full episode of our podcast this one specifically Yeah, I mean it cuts back during this part and goes that's they're talking about me. Oh My god these guys Jordan Jordan Peterson sitting there like are we gonna talk about yeah he's gonna tell us he's sitting there holding his like a book that's titled some stupid shit like okay but like what really is a woman though like some stupid bullshit you know me myself and Jordan little Little Jordan. Okay, Little Jordan, I like that. I'm talking about his childhood and how growing up, his dad would force him to play basketball and how that somehow made him into the man he is

and the hardships he faced. Yeah, fucking dude. He seems like, is he tall? Jordan Peterson, he does strike. He seems lanky, I don't know if he's tall though You know he's actually one of those guys where I've never seen him standing up And he could be tall or he could be just shockingly average I'm gonna take a guess that he is 5' 11". No

6' 1"? 6' 1, apparently. My uh... But is this the right person? My... I'm just making sure. My spirit angels came to me and told me the correct answer. They said, Matthew, you're wrong, it's 6-1.

Oh, okay. I mean, you did say 6-1 in there is one of the guesses, so... Well, I corrected it. I said 5-11, and then my spirit angels came and said 6-1, so I had to say 6-1. Yeah. you know Been doing a lot of shit with crystals lately rocks. Mm-hmm People really especially in Los Angeles really get into that. I Don't know what it is

but cuz like I What is it that specifically gets people into stuff like the zodiac? Is it something as small as like, oh, I'm just gonna like be updated on whatever the sign thing is, just out of interest, and then they get sucked in that way? Or like, when it runs someone's life, how does that begin? How does their fawning and love for this start?

Just don't talk to me. My Taurus is rising today, and talk to me my my my torus is is rising today And it's it's occulting my Uranus Whatever is I don't know I just realized you know I've just been in a bad mood because I you know it came to me I haven't I haven't slept with my crystals in like two weeks I didn't charge my quartz last night, and so I slept with them and bottom. I'm look at me today. It's like I'm a new me Anyway, that's why I stole a thousand dollars from you last month

I haven't paid it back yet, but but I was just not in the right and energetic Minefield you know what I'm saying mercury was in retrograde. It's no longer so we can just put it behind us You know it's like I feel like people get into it for the same reason as um I Guess religion or anything, like seeking answers for things. Like, you want something that can kind of give you a foundation or a direction, you know? Yeah.

So it's like, it is kind of like, I guess it is a religion for white girls, you know? Yeah. With dreads. I mean, you know, stuff like that used to be major, really, like think of like Egyptian religion, or just honestly. Just back in the old days.

Even any old faith, just the whole classic big man in the sky, you know, in Greek mythology, you know, the big family in the sky, the big group of family sky That's what they were saying they're saying lucky there's a family sky fuck yeah, yeah, I Like the pun I totally uh, I mean I get why like really really really like ancient Cultures like some of the first civilizations thought that the sun was God. I mean how do you explain that? How do you explain lightning and like all these wildfires?

Like how do you like, you know, like you can't, tsunamis at that time where it's just like what the fuck it's like it's the wrath of God. Like the only way you can comprehend it at that point in history is just this is God's wrath. Yeah, because it's so funny too because it doesn't matter what, you can look at so many different ancient cultures from all different sides of the world, not even that ancient, going back not too far, and it's all the same kind of thing

where it's natural disasters are because God is angry. It's funny that there's always though this like, just naturally it seems like people tend to always form a disposition to have a higher power. Like were there any cultures that developed that did not have God or anything like that? Cause it seems like all these ancient cultures developed some form of religion.

And I wonder if that's just natural, human, that's just what happens always? Or were there cultures that didn't have any form of religion or higher spiritual deity? Let's see. Okay, well. Dude, like imagine just fucking, you know, it's like ancient times and you see a fucking tornado. Like what is that supposed to be? You know, that's God's big finger coming out of the sky just going because he's angry because you didn't sacrifice enough people this month.

You didn't meet the quota. I will say, like I am reading where it's like it's hard to find, you know, even if it's a culture that isn't like worshipping a god or something, or like this higher being, it's hard to find a culture that doesn't like ancient cultures or old cultures, in some way explain something as spiritual. So like even if it's just like a spiritual like energy of the, like there's always some sort of fantastical explanation.

Because they didn't have an explanation. Yeah, it might not be like the form of like a God that we pray to, but it's more of like, yeah, still like religious ideas. Did you hear that loud thump? I did hear that loud thump. Is Luke getting angry again? He might be getting angry.

Speaking of God's wrath, you know, it's like, I guess I haven't really thought about that too much, where, you know, 2000 BC and you see lightning, to you, what is that? You know, you see a a tornado you see a fucking like tsunami or earthquake when the whole world shakes fire tornado maybe I mean those happen they do happen a cyclone fire natos fire natos water natos those are just water spouse air NATO don't be ridiculous they don't have any special

what do you think what do you think would be like the craziest shit to see like as an ancient caveman like? What's the craziest thing in nature that you you think would be the most mind-blowing? I think probably an eclipse like a solar eclipse like an eclipse like a total eclipse where just And the Sun goes dark and the sky goes dark and all the birds start freaking out I would think that God was ready to kill me. Just like honestly anything just Like a normal thunder the thunder lightning storm It's like this is the like as I said in the beginning like how can you not explain that?

It's like the wrath of God and here I'm far away dark and it becomes cold and and and hard Yeah, windy and biting and it becomes loud and uncomfortable and especially at night Except you know our parents luckily through you know You know there's a Christian parents love to explain it as the angels bowling. Yep. I Remember that exact one which did kind of hell it put a fun spin on it it did still scared me but you know compared to maybe like thinking God is fucking furious right now and he wants you dead versus like the angels

are just having fun they're bowling did you do sinning today I think like yeah yeah probably an eclipse. And I didn't get that from Mel Gibson's Apocalypto, the opening scene. Just want to throw that out there. I still haven't seen it. I've seen, if I did it's like some edited like for TV cut. Dale put it on once. A big Mel Gibson guy.

He put it on, he's like, son, I want you to watch this movie with me. It's really good. And he put on Apocalypto. My mom was out of town or something. And I just remember watching the first two scenes. Don't they cut out a heart in that movie? Yes, and I didn't get that far though.

Okay. I just watched the very beginning with the eclipse. And I don't really remember much. I just remember they freak out I think No, Gibson plays the main native guy Really? It was really good though from what I saw dude. What are we getting those like? Those movies where it was a like Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson in like a Confederate costume He's not what the YouTube channel, huh?

in like a Confederate costume. Oh, wait. Dude, are you talking about the YouTube channel? Huh? Wait, what are you talking about? No, I'm talking about like those old classic, like the Patriot, those types of movies where they get like big Hollywood stars to dress up in like the goofy ass Confederacy,

like Confederator Union hair, just the haircuts of the time and the goofy facial hair. The last samurai. I just love the long hair in the front middle part with the ponytail. I didn't think about doing that. That's the bad like. My hair is long enough to actually kind of do that now. I can do a ponytail. You can do a little Paul Revere. Honestly? A little Thomas Jefferson. Do you think I could pull off a Paul Revere? Look, hold on. Dude are the British coming? You tell me dude. I do this.

See? That's enough for a little ponytail right there. Yeah! And then just- You could do a ponytail and have a little left over for- you could do a rat tail ponytail combo. Have the rat tail like braided too. The British are coming!

I don't know, you can't really see much but it's probably how I would have did it back in the day Sorry, I was laughing because I thought you were bringing you were referencing those those YouTube channels that you found God showed me like the the Mel Gibson one yeah with these That one thumbnail. It's a just it's just a accounts that for some reason cover Just it's just a accounts that for some reason cover Actor drama and put their quotes in the thumbnail and a lot of these actors. I don't say stuff are racist. I oh No, the I think it's just like the concept of what he's saying, right?

But it's just something racist and it's in bold and the only thing they just it's like think of a bold and the only thing they just it's like think of a racial epithet and they only censor out the first vowel With a star and that's and it's like quotes like next to like mel gibbs with mel gibbs and that one might be a real quote I don't know if the one that I remember was um, oh, who was it? It was uh Oh mark walberg Was the one that I saw too? Those two mel i I can't imagine that those thumbnails are still up.

I subscribed to that channel when you showed me so I could get updated. So I, because I didn't want to lose it. Do they, like, are they wiped? Are they still uploading? I mean, I haven't seen anything. This, in a past podcast episode is when you showed me for the first time, it was one of the ones when I had Cove it. Yeah, we recorded like

Remote separately. I know I never I never want to do that again, but God Mel Gibson great guy. Mm-hmm Why what? He's the one that exposed the Hollywood elite Did he yes, and you know, you just gotta think about these things. There's always someone pulling the strings. It's like, I'm not saying who, but you know, it makes you think.

You know, just makes you think about who's pulling the strings. And you know, I was taking these pills and they made me fucking, they made me fucking see the world for what it fucking fucking was man. That's that's my Mel Gibson on the Joe Rogan experience podcast Wow, so impression you took these pills and and and when you said when you say them, who do you?

Who's them? The big-headed green men Big-headed green Jamie pull that look up big-headed men came from the skies Oh type in sky as a keyword put it in all caps on Google Like he's been he leans across the table to Joe Rogan like whispers something in his ear and Joe. It's like oh So don't search that Jamie Oh man Mel I Oh man, Mel.

I was on Mel Gibson's podcast the other day. Yes, and he was asking me all sorts of questions about how I feel about the current state of Hollywood and you know, wokeism and shit. Some streaming service I was on, I don't remember which one, it might have been Max or Hulu or something but I was just scrolling over the weekend and I just saw like Mel Gibson like okay some new show of his or like it looked like you don't like someone does like a stand-up special and it's like them standing there with the mic it looks like that but it was Mel Gibson and I was like did

they give Mel Gibson a new show did you you look into it? Are you sure it's not just some past movie that old Mel is in? Like The Beaver? No. Or Apocalypto. He wasn't in Apocalypto? Yes he was. And Passion of the Christ. He played Jesus Christ. He was not in Passion of the Christ. I was way too old when I realized he didn't play Jesus Christ in that movie. The woman played Satan. Of course. Of course. Or something like that. Matt, I have to tell you something. Do you have to piss?

I do. I have to piss as well. So I don't know if there's some sort of like piss break type of thing. Yeah, we already did ads. You know, we did both of the ad spots. Luke? He's going, oh fuck! Guess what? uh Luke he's going off fuck guess what it's time to put in something

Luke put your favorite filthy Frank meme he loves filthy Frank gosh dang Luke that was a funny filthy Frank meme I know your big filthy Frank head as we all are Ryan is not here at the moment he's currently refilling his cup of water but I figured you know the more the merrier why not have a little one-on-one time with Uncle Matthew. I'm gonna look at this camera. Your Uncle Matthew loves you he hopes you're doing well. You know, it's finals season, or actually finals might have just ended for most of you. So I hope you guys passed. If you failed any

finals, mm-mm-mm, sorry. It doesn't matter. Grades don't matter. School doesn't matter. Education, ultimately, doesn't matter. What really matters is street smarts. That's what's gonna get you farther in life. I'm just saying how college is a waste of money and doesn't matter and it's stupid. Amen. Hey, pound it. You guys might actually be sitting there

with your arms crossed going, wow. So on the last episode, they did a segment that they said would be a weekly thing, and guess what? It looks like they forgot it. They haven't mentioned it. Well, guess what? The podcast isn't over yet. That's right.

They're fucking, they just went, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and they're shaking in their seat. And you know, last time I, you know, took the responsibility to find the word of the week, the word of the cast, the word of the cast. Matt? What was it, sith-sitharism?

Sitharism. Sithar, sith, I feel like there's one more, one more syllable in there. Sith-sith-is-arism? No, I think it was just sitharism. Well, I hope everyone found a way to use it, naturally, in a sentence. Hopefully it's ingrained now in your everyday speak.

It's in ours, I'll tell you that. It's the sound that wind blowing through trees makes? No, it's, what is it again? What is it? Yeah, it's the sound of the wind rustling through the trees. Right? That ishmm. That is what it is. Okay, good. See, I remembered, kind of. Guys, this week, the super mega show word of the week is, get ready to write this one down, peregranate.

Peregranate, P-E-R-E-G-R-I-N-A-T-E. Did you make sure that that's how you pronounce, you read the pronunciation? Oh, I watched that that's how you pronounce it? You read the pronunciation? Oh, I watched a video on how to pronounce it. Granted the person that was making that doing the video I'm not sure how much I would trust that the pronunciation is 100% correct. However, Definition To travel or wander from place to place, especially on foot

And I'll use it in a sentence now. After retiring early, she spent her days paragrenading through remote villages, documenting, let me restart, after retiring early, she spent her days paragrenading through remote villages, documenting vanishing dialects and traditions. So it's like kind of wandering? Yeah, on foot, paragrenade. So it's like kind of wandering? Yeah, on foot.

Peregrinate. So yeah, meandering, wandering. Exactly, yeah. Wandering probably is a good synonym for it. Peregrinate. From place to place. Peregrinate. Peregrinate. I

Peregrinated through the Hollywood Hills... ...on a hike. I guess I hiked through the Hollywood... ...would be an easier way to just say that. Why wouldn't you just use hiked or like walked? I... I mean, why don't you just... by that logic, Ryan, let's just remove every fucking synonym from the English language Well more just more so it's just like if it's shorter to communicate your thought and it's more widely accessible to the common person why not just yeah, but what if

Peregrinate is Like what seems like a useless word to me. No, it's not useless Ryan It means to wander from place to place, especially on foot that doesn't hike is different like if I'm if I'm traveling from remote village to remote village on foot especially you know. So like on the map like a red dot goes ding ding ding ding. I'm paragonating. Okay. Parigonating. But on foot. It said it said especially on foot so it doesn't have to be on foot. So are people just paragrenading when they travel? Like if I'm going out running errands.

I'm going from Staples to the DMV. You're paragrenading about. I'm paragrenading, yeah. So guys, everyone in the comments right now, and I don't care if you're watching this in 2025. People could be paragrenading while listening. Yeah, you might have your headphones in paragren comments right now, and I don't care if you're watching this in 2025. People could be paragonating while listening. Yeah, you might have your headphones in paragonating right now.

I don't care if it's 2045 when you're listening to this. Jump in the comments and use it in a sentence, you know? Naturally, I'd like to see how you guys could use it, and make sure this week you find a natural way to use it in a sentence, and next week. A phone call, Zoom meeting, anywhere. Make sure you use it and then report back to us in the next episode's comment sections on how you used it.

Or maybe this episode's comment section, I don't know. Yeah. But it's hereditary. It's whatever you feel safe doing. We're not gonna delegate specifically how you express yourself, but. You can mail it to us if you want. As long as you express yourself through the vocabulary

in which we indoctrinate you with, we would enjoy that. So, sithurism and peregrinate. Those are the two words so far. Luke, make sure you're keeping track on screen of all the Supermega's words of the week. And also, I only think it's fair that we don't just steal like a screenshot of

like Webster's dictionary or Google search. We need our own like template So yeah, if you could just design an easy thing for Luke to be able to yeah I can totally do that. I mean we didn't do it for the first one unfortunately. Yeah, we did No, oh did we do you have time cuz he's editing it right now Yeah, I mean once we're done with this I can I can make it for him you wait Yeah, I'll run in and I'll fucking kick his computer as hard as I can so Matt what the hell good. I wasn't too late. I wasn't even to that part of the podcast yet Now I have to restart

And I know Luke hates listening to our voices. Oh, he does giggle It's actually time to time he I've heard a giggle and a chuckle, but I know it hates listening to our voices. Oh, he does giggle It's actually from time to time He I've heard a giggle and a chuckle, but I know it can be grading It probably is grading most of the times and then every now and then there's some spark of levity that that graces his ears He's like, okay, this isn't So miserable to listen to I hear him giggling. I hear him. He has his headphones on to be editing switching cameras going He doesn't laugh out loud usually but I'll just see this I core my eye You know just like he's he's shaking with delight right and then if it's really funny he'll actually go

And then I'll hear the spacebar and he takes his headphones off and goes The part where oh he let me relive the moment.. Well I'm gonna go ask him what his thoughts are on the on the baby's third oblivion. Okay. Are you gonna report back? Because he's watching it right now. And maybe you should go para-grenade over to Luke and come back with that and in the meantime. Well it's 22 minutes long and he's only probably five minutes into it and he more than likely I know Luke He probably paused it to game or watch some YouTube videos about magic cards True on the super mega account and I know that because every time I log on to super mega every recommended video is

Like some video with like 3,000 views about magic card decks Which I'm not complaining about you. We have our own personal YouTube accounts for our own algorithms, but it is interesting that the company account, like if anyone were to... I don't watch videos on SuperMega. I use my personal account. I usually...

So it's just rude of Luke to tailor our algorithm. We don't even have Prime. It's not worth it for him to... Maybe it's just like, ugh, it makes me log into my account, and I'm always logged into this one, so. True. Just seems selfish. It seems very selfish. Clogging up our history. SuperMega's algorithm is now being tailored to one person. Yeah, it's basketball and magic cards. Mm-hmm. And those, there's those ASMR feet tickling

videos. Yeah, the feather ones. Yeah.'ll go ask him and I'll fill the viewers in on some some fun fact well. I was I Already said this I said that it is a longer video, and he is not going to have watched it at this point Sorry, I thought you were saying that you were just gonna. Go you want me out of here something No, I don't want you out of here. I was just guess how many, I was worried about maybe running out of good words of the week for Super Mario. But don't spoil any words so soon. But the Oxford English Dictionary.

Are you about to spoil some future words, Matt? No. How many words do you think are in English currently in use? Fuck, I don't know, dude. Like, if you had to take your best guess, how many words does English have? See, I'm gonna sound dumb. I think it's thousands, but below 10,000.

So like, I don't know where in the thousands it would be. Maybe it had, maybe, I don't know. Do we have over 10,000 different, how many different words do we have in the English language? You ready? Yeah. 170,000 words currently in use, plus about 47,000 obsolete words, and including scientific, technical, regional,

and slang terms, some estimates push the total to over one million words. Oh, slang terms are included, oh, and slang terms, some estimates push the total to over one million words. Oh, slang terms are included, oh well that pushes it, but like, off the basis. Words, Oxford says, Oxford English Dictionary lists around 170,000 words currently in use. Cause in my head I'm like, give a couple thousand to the ones that everyone uses, and then you can fill up

a bunch of thousand with a bunch of words that I don't even, like for some reason 10,000 made sense in my head the average adult English speaker knows between 20,000 and 35,000 words I know hindsight's you know Well, it's hard to escape from the spoiler of you knowing but what do you think you would have you would have guessed? Do you think you would have like guessed more of like? Over-guessed or under I would have said probably like 50,000 or some shit. No, no. I would have said like probably between 8 and 15 thousand. Yeah, in my head I'm like capping it there. Six to ten thousand words? Because I was actually

there's a dumb part of me that was like maybe just a couple thousand. I'm like two or three thousand. Well the part that got me to think that I think was stemming from me thinking that it could Potentially be like a trick question only 250 words Whoa I wonder like over a

100,000 words is crazy and then add another 70,000 and then 47,000 obsolete words Is English the language with the most words, I wonder? Well, also- There's no way. I'm looking it up. Because there's a bunch of other languages that even have things that aren't, well, I guess every language has words.

Yeah, but we have words for things that other languages don't have. I wonder, oh, dude, we've definitely talked about this, like, probably 12 times, which language on earth is the best for expressing yourself to the most eloquent Englishes considered to have the largest vocabulary. So you were right. Largely due to its absorption of vocabulary from many languages, Latin, French, German, cetera. Global use, extensive technical, scientific, and cultural vocabulary.

Different slang in different areas. Flexible word formation, allowing compound words, verbing nouns, et cetera. Estimates suggest English has over a million words, though no dictionary contains all of them. Yeah, but I think you're right, where it's like, I think, on a, you know, the average adult human English speaker

in America probably only uses like mostly 2,000 to 3,000 with the rest of them being, you know, here and there. But like, you know, like all the words I'm saying right now are very common words, every single one. And like that's why in my head I'm thinking, okay, and there's obviously a bunch of different iterations and forms and sin and blah, blah, blah, blah.

So like, that's why I'm like being generous where I'm like, yeah, average person, two to whatever, a few thousand words throughout like the week is probably your absolute limit of like... But maybe I'm not giving us a lot of credit. But also, think about this. We are learning more words as we do this, so we are, you know, it's not going to be exponential unfortunately, but with time, our vocabulary. We're going to start sounding like like a bunch of

Smarty pants bunch of nerds people who wear who wear big big glasses with tape kind of keeping them together That's called a dweeb dweeb sorry there is a difference between geek nerd dweeb etc Dork yeah dweeb is the tape between the glasses dork penis whale. Hello. Well penis. What the fuck you talking about? I don't know. Stop. See another uh hey that's another english word that you guys just learned the actual definition of. Dweeb. Tape between the glasses. It is crazy though how many fucking words there are. I actually would not have thought that english would be the one with the most words. I would think like, oh there's actually some language in the Amazon rainforest that has 80 million words, not 80 million. Yeah, well I mean granted our judgment on that probably is people

who don't experience the vast, the vast human collection of knowledge of all the words, but we only use like a fraction of that because we're your average schmoes, you know? And the schmoes, no. They don't get the joys of English. I was gonna guess if it was in English it was gonna be like Chinese Had the most words because it has so many fucking characters. I was gonna say Arabic or something for some reason. Hmm because mmm It's a beautiful written language It is a gorgeous looking written language and whenever I whenever you know

I hear singing and like it's echoing in some sort of desert scene in some Hollywood movie like we discussed earlier in the podcast, beautiful. Roger's a big adventure from the score. Who framed Roger Ebert? Okay, the average adult uses about 1,000 to 2,000 unique words per day in speech depending on context, occupation, and personality. So we were right.

Yeah, casual conversations 500 to 1,000 unique words. With highly educated individuals knowing 40,000 plus words usually. There is a number of words you know. There is a hard number that we know it first there is a hard number That we both know and I wish that we could like if it popped up over our head We can say we always talk about this I'm sure so many people have this thought you wish you could have like some sort of app or device that Kept track of like your life statistics. How many times have I used the bathroom in my life? That would be so cool. How many hairs have I lost in my lifetime? That's like a dang Black Mirror episode. Oh my goodness. I would be down for an

app that could somehow do that. Like for me the idea becomes interesting it's like how many murderers have I had a conversation with? Yes, like how many people have I you know had an interaction with that have killed somebody? Yeah, where it's like You don't know or really remember them, but it's like oh I have that like Because I think about it. We've driven We've driven a lot in our in our time here on earth Matthew at least one time We have to have passed some sort of super villain air duel. I would love to see like, you and I have lived in Los Angeles for a decade now, so I would

love to see just the list of celebrities I've passed in traffic. Oh yeah, that's another one. That's probably massive. Or that you just don't see, even just walking. Just walking by, right. Yeah. I wonder like who's the biggest celebrity that you have been in close proximity to and not realized. That would be a fun one,

because you'd see that and be like, what? Like, fuck, how did I miss that? And in a moment, not where it's like you're seeing them on stage at some sort of event. Yeah, it's like you're... You're unaware of them being around. The past year on a hiking trail, and they're wearing a hat and sunglasses,

so you don't know it's them. Markiplier? Oh! I remember after Hillary Clinton lost the election, Pasty on a hiking trail and they're wearing a hat and sunglasses. So you don't know it's them moreiplier. I Remember like after Hillary Clinton lost the election I remember someone just like ran into her like hiking in in the woods and just took a picture with her She was playing Pokemon go She's doing a group event. I'm Pokemon going home now Still using that one Hillary Shut up

She would never say something as crass as shut up to one of her fans You know Donald Supports his kids You you get her cadence down very well. Yeah. Yeah, you know she's my spirit animal A lot of people say you know my mom was talking to my mom on the way to work And she was like you know you remind me of Hillary Clinton You got to say I pulled down the little flat mirror on my car and I do, I see the resemblance.

Really? Yeah. Like, Luke, real quick, zoom in on my face and then overlay a picture of Hillary Clinton real quick. Uncanny, right? Yeah, 100%, there's definitely something there. You know, do you think she'd ever come on the show? Remember she went on that one podcast?

Where she brought the hot sauce? They're like, I don't know what podcast it was. Maybe that was The Breakfast Club or something really big. I think it was like with Charlemagne. Okay, yeah, yeah, I think it's The Breakfast Club. It's a big show. Yeah, it's a huge show. In my mind for some reason

it was some really small podcast. No. But yeah. Well JD Vance went on Theo Vonn's podcast. You know, that means we're one degree of separation from JD Vance. And Tim Dillon had Candace Owens on. Or went on Candace Owens' show, something like that.

Okay, we need to find a reputable white supremacist to have on the show so we can also be diverse in our viewpoints. Yeah. I love being diverse in my viewpoints. You know, you gotta have racist friends and non-racist friends. You gotta be able to accept people for who they are, bro.

You gotta hear a wide range of ideas. That's why I'm friends with many racists and give them a platform to voice their racism for other fellow racists and maybe people who might have some prejudice views deep down but are very malleable and could learn and become more educated out of those views or hear what's about to be on my podcast today and make the more malleable tours becoming more bigoted. Sure, whatever you said.

I think we should get more race hits on though. That's just kind of just bottom line. Well, we have a race that's working for us. We do have a race that's working for us. He's gonna have to keep this one in. You know why? because The their score the names are scrolling by names are scrolling by and you might genuinely wonderful supporters who who not only love us But give us money through

In a loving way kind of like like our parents or family would do when the community way kind of like like our parents or family would do when the community communal bowl would be passed around to throw in a few bucks for Jesus that is a great great metaphor we're Jesus and God's have we're God in this metaphor exactly and with the Holy Trinity what is there another the father the son and ghost and then Luke being in the invisible editor being the Holy Spirit yes exactly exactly and if you guys you know it would be really rude in church and then Luke being the invisible editor being the Holy Spirit. Yes, exactly, exactly. And if you guys, you know, it would be really rude in church if the offering bowl came by

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