supermegashow - Matthew's Biggest Fear | supermegashow - 090

Episode Date: November 26, 2025

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site wide. This offer is not available anywhere else. That's brooklynbetting.com and promo code super mega for 30% off site wide. Support our show and let them know we send you after checkout. Brooklynbetting.com promo code super mega. Woohoo! It's, it's, I'm dressed for the rainy weather. I'll be it we're inside. Me too. I still feel like it exemplifies or um it illustrates perfectly the type of weather that's going on because if people see like, oh, he's hooded up. or he's denimed up. I'm denimed up. Yeah, in the CSI fit.

For those who aren't, you know, watching and only listening. I'm dressed in a full denim outfit. Say it proud. A full denim outfit that is modeled after... Matt, you're going to piss them off even before the end of this cold open. They're going to go to see that you're only wearing a denim jacket. And they're going to be miffed. m i p h apostrophe d okay why i'm sorry guys

are you sorry guys are you ready for the rough neck base What is the roughneck bass in this instance? Unless you're actually just literally talking to, are you ready for the, like, you're about to play the song, which we couldn't play the song as we're on YouTube and that would take away all the monetization we could potentially get on this podcast of this hit podcast episode.

Episode 90. Damn, guys, episode 90. And I was, it is. And I was going to play the Skrillick's roughneck bass song at that point. I was going to instruct Luke to, you know, play it right. Like the cue is when I said, Are you ready for the roughneck bass and then the drop? But you're right.

We can't play it. Are you ready for the roughneck bass? Blah, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, pop, bo, pop, boop, boop. Is that the one with the ice cream truck? The music video? Yeah. I think, no, the, that's the one with Santa Claus. Oh.

Have you seen that one? They're all, they all kind of, are the same to me. I'm like, it could have been, like, Santa Claus in the ice cream truck for all. Maybe. Like, from what I remember, I really don't know. I just know that there's one with the ice cream truck. There's one with Santa Claus. One with old people?

Yep. There's one where they just recreated the bench scene from Forrest Gump. Right. To a T, which I didn't understand. I didn't either. And then he, Skrillix has that other one where he's dressed up as radio and he's in the shopping cart. Yeah, I personally didn't like that one. I gave it a dislike, even though, unfortunately, that just counts as an interaction.

Right. It means the same as a like. So you guys totally shouldn't dislike this video. Don't do that. I don't want to play there. Every time it starts a dislike wave, and it sucks. It's interactions, though. It's interactions, but I believe also YouTube does go,

maybe we shouldn't show this to people? Yeah. Oh, well, don't dislike it. Go ahead and like it. It's too late. They've already started. Yeah. Please don't dislike it.

This episode's already, I'm going to look at the percentage of the likes and dislikes. No, here's what's going to happen. You've already, you've already made it history. I'm going to forget. This is one of the dislike episodes. I'm going to forget about. this and then you know in a week when this week or two when this comes out I'm going to go look at my YouTube studio app and I'm going to see that all of a sudden this episode has a ton of dislikes

and I'm going to my heart's going to drop it's going to ruin my day I'm going to go why did people hate this episode so much like what what happened and then that sick thrill worth it no because I'm going to forget that I asked people to do that and for what purpose well I thought it was engagement I thought it was was supposed to I'm like they didn't like the word of the week maybe this is where the the saying bit off more than we could chew where where that saying applies a little bit because we started the bite off we got a little confident then we bit off more than we could chew we had our mouths open wide started you know and that could be a cookie or it could be a sandwich I guess it could be anything

I'm just trying to help people without an imagination try to picture what this saying like visually yeah for those with like a fantasia imagine oh wait I guess you can't um well look at the screen my finger imagine it's a slim gym stick can they even do that like

can their brain your brain can you know they can okay instead of a slim gym stick it's just my finger and see it's more than I'm able to chew

right something like that I guess Affantasia every few months that trend or not trend but it goes viral on x the everything app where it's uh the picture of the apple um it's five pictures because there's like five levels of that five and it's like can uh when you try to picture an apple in your head which one does it look like and you and i both

are one i believe where you know if i picture an apple i can i can see that john right up close in 3D. I can rotate it, cut it in half, make it fucking turn into a bunch of little men running around. Like, I can imagine it. Like, for me, it's, it's like, I can imagine it and I can see it clear. Yeah, me too. But it's not as if, like, I'm turning off my vision and I'm seeing it. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because I saw people. It's like there's a little stencil, like, an imaginative stencil where I can, like, you know, it's like the same neurons that are responsible for, like, me seeing things are firing when I'm thinking about an apple, but like, I'm not I'm not actually seeing it because I saw people I guess with Afantasia that were confused they

were like what the fuck do you mean you see an apple like it's like it's not literally physically in front of my my eyes aren't seeing it yeah that one you would be like you would not be mentally well if you could if you saw an apple like just if you imagine an apple and saw it yeah I'm not hallucinating like an object but like I don't know I can't explain it it it's fully there though it's like I can I can see it and like Like, do you have it, too, where you can, like, picture smells and tastes and stuff? Like, if I think about the taste of an apple, I can taste it. Like, slightly, yeah.

Like, and then my mouth starts to water, but that's just thinking of food. That's just everybody's, you know, when they get hungry, they begin to salivate. I actually, this weekend, I had a bag of beef jerky and... A whole bag. A whole, well, I had eaten most of it. Terriaki? Yep. Okay.

Sweet baby rays. And see, you got to get that sweet heat sometimes. It was sweet baby raised. Okay, okay. And my dog, not my friend, my dog. Not Mike Dog. No. I don't talk to him anymore.

Okay. But my dog was sitting there staring at me because I had a bag of jerky. And I went, hmm, reached in, pulled out a little piece of that jerky. And I noticed he starts licking his lips, his mouth starts watering. And I was like, why does that happen? Is it just like an evolutionary thing? thing for, like, your brain is prepping your mouth for food. It's like lubricating your mouth. Same thing, you know, when you're throwing up, your mouth's going, woo-hoo!

Oh, that's why. Let's go. That's why it waters. Like, you, it starts watering before you puke because it's your mouth trying to, like, protect from the acid. It's where I instantly know, I'm like, oh, I can't, I, there's no going back. Like, you know how when you're trying to hold that feeling of vomiting, you're just, you feel like you can just make it. But the moment I start to, like, my mouth starts to pull with saliva. I'm just like, Oh, my body's just telling me this is happening. Like, if I'm a, if I am not in, like, near a toilet, but I think I'm kind of feeling like I have to puke and I'm debating if I need to go into the bathroom, I'm always like,

but then the second my mouth waters, I'm like, all right, now we're going. I got to stand up. I just got to beeline it. Yeah. The most horrifying thing would be to be in a public setting, go rush to the restroom and then it. or like, you know, it's occupied. That sounds like a nightmare. I think just what our, in that situation, I feel like I just be like,

fuck, and just throw up. You can't really do anything. I did that at the South Carolina State Fair when I was like in, I want to say this happened middle schoolish. I like had an elephineer and a bunch of cotton candy and, you know, the works. Oh, yeah. Probably a few little donuts. nuts or not. No, I didn't like candied apples that much. I was a little

bitch boy back in the day. I just wanted some straight sugar. And I was like, an apple? You're trying to, you're trying to make sweet healthy? That's gay sugar. Get that out of here. Look, you can't be using, like, I know your dad taught you some stuff when you were young. You said straight sugar, so I said gay sugar. Suffice it to say, it's still terminology that your dad taught you when you were younger than I... No, he's a different word.

So, you see, I'm actually, I was actually being polite just now. It's what he called the powdered sugar, actually. Yeah. And, you know, for the longest time growing up, I thought that's just what it was called. This was for baking or something. Yeah. And I didn't know that's not what it's actually called. And you should have seen the looks on a, who I went to a cooking class.

And, yeah, that was awkward. but uh were you were you trying to make it to a bathroom or something when what when you were at the fair oh no it's just like i just i went on one of those rides where it started twirling around and i got off and it was just one of those things where like i couldn't even make the decision to beeline it i was holding it all the while on this like fucking tilts when you're on the ride did you know it's it's gonna happen i'm like it's happening it's happening and as soon as i stepped off in my head on the ride i'm Like, I can beeline it to a restroom, but the moment I got on solid ground, just my body was like, here we go.

And they had to close it just for a little bit so they could. They're used to that at a state fair, though. Oh, yeah. That's not, like, I felt bad at the time, but that's not something that, you know, people throw up at the state fair. That's just what happens. That's what they're there for. I saw, I saw a woman do that at the state fair once, and boy, boy, howdy, did it scare the shit out of me. because as some of you, as many of you know, but maybe some of the listeners don't, I, I suffer

from a metaphobia. Capital F. Mm-hmm. To both Fs are capital. Both Fs are capital. But I suffer from a metaphobia, which is the, uh, the phobia of vomit. And it's not as bad as it was when I was a wee lad. But when I was a wee lad, holy F.

Like, I'm not scared of myself throwing up like I used to be. When I was younger, I used to be petrified by it. The thought of me throwing up was like the scariest thing. in the world and I didn't throw up for like nine years because of that I was thinking a horror movie ladies and gentlemen someone sweating like like like the killers right around the corner that that the killer in this case is throw up and that beautiful uh that beautiful blonde virgin is Matthew that's me I'm a I am a beautiful blonde virgin um and basically I just if someone else dude elementary school was a nightmare because just oh my God going into

a classroom, I was anxious every day because I'm like, someone in this class is going to throw up today and it's going to happen. And I would just be anxious. And when someone would raise their hand and say, can I go to the nurse? I don't feel good or like, you know, they're nauseous. My heart would start. And if the teacher said no, I cannot tell you the anxiety. You're like, please let them go, please i would just be like classy looking checking over and then oh my god like a kid like if someone went to the i remember like a kid a kid threw up or something once i didn't see it but they went to the nurse and then their parents couldn't pick them up and they just got sent back to class and they sat next to me fuck dude i like i'm getting anxious thinking about it now so what was

what was your like reaction then like you know the bell just rings out of the class or something and you're excited to get to your next class, the door opens, you step out into the hallway and then all sudden you smell that like sand shit that the janitors use. You know what I'm talking? Sawdust and shit. Does that, did that smell ever strike like an anxious fear,

a cold sweat down your spine? It's funny, it still does now when I think about it. Talk about Afantasia, I can, I can smell that. And it's like, it's just weird too because I remember walking at school and suddenly seeing puke would strike into me the fastest hot rush

of adrenaline and anxiety in the pit of my stomach I don't even know why I gotta cancel class today I would have if I could have I would have gone home and you're up on the roof you're on the roof of the school in the field position

they have a helicopter circling trying to find you it's nighttime at this point because they you refuse to come down. Yeah, my parents... Until they clean up the vomit. The vomit's been clean for hours, Matthew. How can I trust you? What if there's more?

Exactly. Is he coming to school tomorrow? He's still sick? No. You know how bad it was? I just remember. This is actually embarrassing. Uh-oh.

In fifth grade... Embarrassing? This is embarrassing. I... Oh my God. In fifth grade, this kid... Pute. Don't dox him now.

Okay. Well, I was going to say, say is his full name and social, but I'm not going to now. Social is a security number. Not as social media. Oh. You memorized a social security number, that young of an age? I know everyone's that I went to elementary school with.

You don't even have photographic memory, so it is a feat. You do work hard to maintain that stuff. Oh, yeah. I make sure, and to this day I make sure I practice it. I have them written down and I go over them every night. But this kid puked and went home early. And I sat. near him in class.

And I was so anxious about him coming back to school tomorrow and it happening again that I wanted to make sure he's, if he's sick, he's staying home. I hope I, when I got home, I found the school directory. And I called his house, literally, and I asked his mom. And I was not friends with this kid, by the way. You're just some strange child. Like, calling in to some straight, just some grown woman. And just imagine from your perspective, Matt.

Just say it. Some child. Hello. Is Devanté coming to school tomorrow? Who is this? Matthew, are you one of his friends? No, but. And I asked if he was coming to school tomorrow to ease my anxiety.

And she said no. And I remember I, it was like, it was like, it was like a Thursday. night, knowing that tomorrow's Friday, you know, and you're all excited for the weekend. I picture the world where, like, she says that, you go, you go to school tomorrow, you're, like, all happy all sudden. Oh, God. All of a sudden, he's, like, walking through the front door. Holding his stomach.

Yeah, you're like, oh! You go into the bath, or you find, you go into, like, the maid office, take the phone, call his mom again. You lie to me! You bitch! You lie, bitch! I yeah it was it was horrible though elementary school was very anxiety inducing at the peak of that of that fear I used to ask my mom every well this is more of a sign that I had OCD and didn't realize it at the time but I I would ask my mom every single morning before school is someone gonna gonna throw up in class today because I needed the reassurance and she'd always say no Matthew and then when it happened one day I felt betrayed you know That's also, you know, I noticed that you just skirted by the other OCD thing that you do, which

it's fine if you don't want to talk about it, but the checking for leprechauns thing. When you have to... I would like to go past that, and don't keep that in, Luke. But, and honestly, let's just go to ads. It's a good time just to just find a place to go to ads. I didn't, I didn't mean any. I was just like... No, why would I want to talk about that?

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This offer is not available anywhere else. That's brooklynbetting.com and promo code super mega for 30% off site wide. Support our show and let them know we send you after checkout. BrooklynBetting.com promo code super mega. Woohoo. Dude. You're a yes ending with shit, especially in the last year has just been phenomenal. The puppets thing about my grandpa and the, oh God, there was something recently.

I don't remember what it was. The puppy thing was so fucking funny and didn't think so. Like, Mom, he died like 40 years ago. The puppet thing. Like, Mom, he died in the fucking 80s. You're still upset about it? Yeah, but now, like, his lasting memory is, there's no, there's no statue to him in South Carolina. In California, we erected one.

We did. And he's got, he's got, he's holding a marionette. He's doing a little statue of my grandfather. I'm not sure he'd be holding a marionette these days. No, it's, you know, it's holding him. If he could have, if he made it. Yeah. If his hands were intact.

Yeah. But, welcome back, everybody. Um Guess what Chicken butt Yep How'd you know I've been working on that one too

I've been working on it in the mirror I've been trying to be a little more You know coy I've been trying to put a good poker face on But you fucking got me again When you said guess what Basically like reality paused and then zoomed into

I looked I looked to the side And it's like a Sherlock call Holmes moment where if you It's similar to that That's So Raven Where it went

Into my eye And I saw you go Chicken button I meant it zoom back out And I knew I knew exactly what to say That is so Raven though You thought about that

Dude That's So Raven has a podcast Which is crazy She just had Colin Valinger I mean Raven Simone Yeah Colin Colin

Colin Colin Colin Balinger on and sucks because we were going to have Colleen on as our first guest. And Jojo. Yeah. I really wanted to hear more about Chris Hughes and how that's, how that relationship's going. I know.

And I wanted to hear about, I forgot what, what, uh, she named his balls. But, uh, yeah, there's a lot of, you know. Sleepy and doughy. It was, it was actually something. I'd have been offended. Yeah. there's some things guys listen

I understand the excitement of young love I understand you know well for him not so young but I understand the when you first fall in love with someone

you're just so head over heels you want to let the whole world know your brain's like yeah yeah it's actually it does a lot of the same things in your brain that cocaine does fun fact but you don't have to tell the whole world a lot of these details that you know you find them cute and they feel good to you but it's because your brain is in a state of intoxication

ours isn't so when you tell us you know that you named his balls you know I forgot what they're called which is actually good that that's left my memory now you know you don't have to tell us that I feel I don't want to look it up. I don't want to, I don't want to solicit. I don't either. I don't want to enforce it. I remember I read it and I was like, the look on my face when I first read that, I was like, why?

Why? Why would you, why? And why, why am I seeing this now? Why do I know it? Matt, can we talk about the generational friendship rift that has been cut between Zendaya and Sidney Sweeney? Don't worry, we'll talk about Cudy Cinderella later. Okay, all right, as long as, yeah, yeah.

Jason the Ween, big update on him, too. Mm-hmm. You won't believe. I didn't believe it when I heard, and you guys aren't going to believe it when you hear this Jason the Ween update, but you're going to have to wait until later in the podcast, and it's pretty crazy. Matt and I were chilling at a hookabar, and he comes in.

I don't want to, wait, save it, save it, yeah, yeah, yeah. And also, we can't talk about all the details, but of course. Dude, when's the last time you went to a hookah bar? Bro, like a decade. Like, when I first moved out here. No, okay, let me see. I first moved out here, 2015. Probably last time was probably around 2017, maybe.

2016, where I was like, I did it like just out of the blue one time or something. Like, I think I went to a place where it was like pizza and hookah. That sounds disgusting. That's an awful combination, dude. It's like, have you ever wanted just like a whole? a horrible fruity taste and is an incredibly strong to the point of almost vomiting nicotine buzz while you eat greasy pizza. I don't know, dude. There's something about when we had the hook.

Oh, man. We had several hook. We had two, three. When you and I would fire up a hook. Because one broke. Right. I remember. Was it banana?

No, I thought, I thought, what happened? Was it just an accident? Daniel broke it. I thought it was. Here's what I remember. I remember you, me and Daniel, sitting on the couch in the old apartment. and we were watching maybe it was

Bo Burnham special or maybe it was Louis and I remember Daniel walking over I was in the middle and and it was yours

it was your nice one that you had bought well got another one not now no but yeah I couldn't imagine

doing it like dude it's disgusting when's the last time you've done it last time I did hookah was I want to say besides your

mom's recent sweet 16 themed birthday party right which uh fun theme a fun theme but also like you know no no 16 year old's going to have hookah at their birthday party unless they're really fucking cool um i went to a hookah bar maybe in 2017 uh in Charleston like because i was i was hanging out with a friend a church friend from growing up and he's like uh let's get uh these other guys that we went to church with want to hang out and they're like kind of fratty bros and i was like okay first thing they want to do let's go let's go hookah bar okay and uh yeah what is it with early 20s like early like maybe even like 19 19 to 22 range within hookas i think i think it's just this exciting new thing that now you are

able to partake in that you weren't able to partaken before and it's It's got an allure to it because you go do it in this special place that's just for doing it. Yeah, that's why I used to, like, I don't smoke them anymore, but that's why I would go to, once I turned 18, uh, me and my friends would go to the tobacco merchant, like the cigar merchant. I just remember standing in the rooms and smelling them. They had some, like, chocolate kind of scent. I don't know how to explain it. Like the flavor was somewhat mocha and more.

whatever. Notes of fine cocoa. Notes of shit. Ugh. Fuck, dude. Ugh. Dude, we should do that.

Sell to bat. Dude, it would be big. Dude, we can rush it out for Black Friday. You know how many people? And it already looks like a poo-pooh. You know? Yes.

Dude, big money. Big money. This is big money. Cha-ching. Did any, can anyone hear that? Luke put it in the cash register going ching. And Luke, do not use the same sound effect that you are required to use by Shopify for the Shopify ads because that's not our sound effect to use.

Now, what if Luke says, fuck you, I do what I want? Well, he'll have to take that up with Shopify. And you. He'll take it up with Luke. If you try to put the same sound effect in, you have to confront Matt. But if you choose to use a different one, you don't have to confront Matt. It can be a physical confrontation or a verbal confrontation. He's like trying to balance what is going to require more work.

Finding a new sound effect or just, you know, confronting me. On camera. But hookah is disgusting. It has to be on the bathroom cam. The one in the toilet or the one that's in the corner? The one attached to, yeah. The toilet one? Yeah.

The bidet. quote unquote yeah shit Luke doesn't know but just kidding Luke we're making jokes there's no the bidet is not a camera do you think there's a little part of him that will check next time just be like well he doesn't he doesn't go number two at the office that is true not unless we make them mm-hmm I'll feed him laxative secretly when we when we when we when you sit on his chest and I sit on his stomach and then we bounce up it down it's like well you and I are bouncing up and down like alternating like doom doong doong do Yeah, but hookah's disgusting. It's just gross. Yeah, it is. Dude, if you've ever wanted to, you know, it's really cool about hookah bars in Glendale? The people in them? Well, yeah, specifically in Glendale. I've always wanted to visit Armenia, but, you know, that's expensive and I don't want to have to do a like 30-hour flight over there. I just have to walk into a hookah bar in Glendale. I've been transported to Armenia. It's super cool.

How much of that was just us just being heavy with our, like, I mean, of course, a lot of the buzz, of course, was the stuff, but you're also like with a hookah specifically, you're taking deep breaths in and deep breaths out, which gets you a little lightheaded, like the passout game. And I'll stop bringing that up. When you take a really deep breath in and back out, you do get a little lightheaded because it's a rush of oxygen. So it, you know, remember as a kid thinking that like that was a little. way to get high without drugs was like if you if you like hyperventilate it's like whoa I'm so high it's pretty cool dude I just I just sniff some some markers some uh some sharpies dude those are the original poppers dude I remember a little highlighter yeah I remember kids thinking that like if you sniffed a sharpie you would get high

why didn't they have like a Ned's declassified school survival mad this seems like something they could get away with in the 2000s Okay, maybe in the 90s, where they have, like, a very poor betrayal of, like, a drug addict, but as a, made for the, you know, the purpose of the school, like how they have a businesswoman and, like, a hacker or whatever, this would be another one of those. The archetypes? Another one of those archetypes. Hold on one second.

Sorry, I thought I had a boom, boom, and then I didn't. I didn't. And now I'm embarrassed. Now you made me imagine fucking A.J. The jet plane? No, that's J.J. Imagine AJ or Big Joss? Or AJ specifically screaming one big boom and then shitting his pants in front of his son.

That's good shit, dude. We should make that into a TikTok. Do big numbers. One big boom! But they do this archetype for the Neds declassified where they're doing like the drug archetype. And what was this? We were talking about like a drug archetype. specific thing. There was something I was going to use for it. They were like...

Like sniffing Sharpies? Yeah. It's like they have like, yeah, highlighter or Sharpie around their nose where they're like, hey man, I can get to the stuff. If they ever do a new one, you know. I. They can't steal that idea. They have to pay me for it. They will. Okay. I think that I would, you know, as much as in my head, I like to imagine myself being cast in a major motion picture as maybe like the heart throb you know probably not going to happen but if i play into what i could could look like i do think probably one of the roles that i could play best in a movie or tv show would be like a drug a drug addict uh just because i kind of i look sick dude if you made yourself look sickly and gross you could get some callbacks from like

really like i think of robert eggers needs to use you as like a like a like a corpse in a graveyard or something all right well let's not take it that far but uh dude dude you would 100 percent do that if i if we could go see be in a movie well yeah no where you're playing a corpse in a robert eggers dude i would be in a movie as anything yeah like but the new ned's declassified one of those corpses in a cage i keep bringing up corpses but i'm just saying you've got to make yourself look sickly and paid like play to that and then i could get cast as like a drug addict or you know like if imagine if i make up to make the circles dark like super dark i don't really need makeup for that imagine if i like buzzed my head and lost some weight like i think i could play a great

a great drug addict so or a great drug addict slash white supremacist if you buzzed your head i think I could also probably portray a pretty, not because like, no, not, I, I couldn't portray a good white supremacist because, like, Daniel Radcliffe, you're an artist. And you want to, you want to, you want to seek the, the true depths of human emotion. And while a lot of the times that can be loved, that, that also requires you to delve into hate. Right. From your acting coach taught you that. I think I could, like, acting physical therapy sessions you were doing. Good deal. It was a great deal. um and it wasn't physical therapy they were massaged uh techniques oh classes yeah okay um sorry i'll learn some stuff but uh i think i could i could play a good white supremacist if i

buzzed the head i would look scary i like i i look uh you know like if i buzzed my head i look scary, imponchable, and evil. Maybe a white supremacist that's addicted to drugs. I could play Chris Pratt's loser's son. And I could play his drug addict friend. Uh? Chris Pratt's loser's son's drug addict friend who's trying to get Chris Pratt's loser's son to do drugs. But Chris Pratt's loser's son maybe isn't that much of a loser.

And if it's on Netflix, we'll get that like odd-looking Netflix looked. Dude, imagine us in that weird-looking Netflix look. That's how you know you make it. What, uh... You know how Netflix, they all use, like, kind of like, the same technology, the same camera. It's like everything on Netflix looks kind of the same, because it's all, I'm guessing, not in-house, but they're using the same equipment potentially and the same technology and all that. So there's been this thing that people call, like, the Netflix look. And it is there.

You watch, like, the avatar show. even like there was a slight bit oddly enough with this Frankenstein movie with Guillermo del Toro that he directed and maybe that was just the fact that I watched it on Netflix who knows but I do feel like even with the Star Warsers there's there's this odd oh sorry Star Wars is Disney Plus but just with anything big budget that Netflix seems to do there's this I don't know how would you describe it dude like this this film of sleekness of smoothness of cleanliness like where things are a little too clean I don't know how to I don't know how to explain that look it does it feels it does feel very um scrubbed in the sense of like uh because it's a big budget

studio, everything has a very run-of-the-mill, not necessarily always in a bad way, but like run-of-the-mill, like, you're not going to get anything that's gritty or shot more avant-garde, I think, that's in terms of camera work or even just like cameras they use. Is Netflix like a billion-dollar corporation at right? wouldn't you imagine? Netflix is hundreds of billions I'd imagine

because I look at what Netflix is doing and like again it's like some of it looks decent but there is like it's like y'all have a lot of money like I don't know

sometimes it's like I don't know it's just you'd think things would look better like for example sometimes the lighting in a lot of the shows

is just like it's almost like they just instead of thinking too much about the lighting I'm thinking of I'll use avatars an example again it's almost like just white bright lighting

just everything's lit well it doesn't feel like they're in a real place the lighting's a big yeah the studio it's like you can tell they're in a studio still even though there's not a green screen of you know dithering whatever like it's good it's good lighting but it's it's just very standard

studio lighting yeah the atmosphere is like missing a little bit from some of the stuff, I feel. It just feels like it's shot in a studio, you know? Netflix is worth, as of today, November 17, 2025, approximately $471 billion. Okay, yes. So I guess I was going to say, because, like, Amazon Prime, on the other hand, has this,

has the Fallout TV show, and I saw the trailer for it, and, you know, I watched the first two episodes. It looks, like, fine. And, like, I, from the trailer of the second season, I'm actually amazed that they're able to shoot and whip this up and release it so quickly because HBO and other people take years to sometimes release the next season of a big budget show. But like it looks decent. Apparently they're using like puppetry and like a lot of prosthetics,

a lot of actual tangible things if they can and using CGI where they have. You know, some of the shots still like they're. There's one shot in the trailer where someone, the main character, whatever, is shooting her gun. And a lot of movies and TV shows, you'll remember this from The Walking Dead, they don't do gun recoil right, where it's like, you can tell, like, you're not shooting, you're shooting something that blows smoke out the front, but it doesn't feel like there's a kick, like a realistic kick. Because a real gun, the kick is, is like, instant and pretty punchy. We're like, they're like, it's not just like a, uh, uh, uh, uh, yeah, you know, also they always, they always, instead of like it going back, they go up, like, uh, with it. But there's like one part that looks kind of like, to me, it looked, it looks a little goofy,

but like in terms of, I don't know, it's like, that show looks like it's using the budget well, even on a rushed, probably release schedule. what is the difference between these that and like the Disney Plus or the Netflix's where regardless of what the budget seems to be this stuff unless it's stranger things it's not going to get the love and care to really make it feel lived in in the atmosphere like decent it's just like let's film this yep good let's go next shot well with Amazon probably also you know they have less original series that have a huge pull to the point where they desert

where they would be taking up like all the time of the I guess like Netflix has you know like stranger things and a bazillion other things where like Amazon it's like we're competing with Netflix so we have to put in like as much work as possible to make whatever show we're doing like that whatever's going to be the big ticket show like Fallout we need to definitely the big because I haven't seen much of anything else on like what's another prime show Like, I, I'd probably be surprised what is, but, like, I can't think of anything.

Like, with Netflix, your go-to would be, like, stranger things. Black Mirror's, Black Mirror, or something like that. But, like, with Prime Fallout really is the only thing that comes to, like, my mind. Hulu shares shit with Disney Plus in a weird kind of way. Yeah, because they own Hulu. Because Apple TV has a bunch of, like, the news, the Jennifer Anna. The new. Show by Vince Gilligan.

Yeah, that's on Apple TV. Which I need to watch. I heard it's really good. Pluribus. But, sorry, I looked up most valuable companies after you asked if Netflix was a billion dollar company.

Are they weapons manufacturers? No. Damn. What do you think the most valuable company is, right? In the world? And what do you think its value is? I wouldn't. The thing that about this is that I'm,

Is it a brand that I would know? Because there's a lot of, it is. There's a lot of brands out there, like a lot of billionaires that work for companies where, like, I'm like, I don't even know, like, the silent billionaire. You know what I mean? That's what the scary ones. They're funding shit. They're still, you know, doing their work. This is, it's a company that, that you know.

It's not one that was at the top of the list or even, like, like, when you think of the big, the big companies that are like the most, like, this is not one that has. historically been up there at the top. Think about technology. It's not going to be like Apple or Microsoft. Those are up there in the top. But it's not the top, I would imagine. Apple's number two. So this has surpassed Apple. I don't like the thing is I'm still like millennial Apple brain because

Apple wasn't coded in us since China. Well, Apple was. childhood. Like, that was our childhood. And growing up, that's when, like, you know, the iPhone was the biggest revolution. And, like, the iPod came out around our time, too. I'm, I think the iPod are, like, the first iteration. Of course, we were too young to kind of memorize. And I thought, like, some of the stuff was before our time as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, Apple's been around since the 70s. Yeah, but for like the, the, the, I'm talking about the, I guess, when was the MP? When was the iPod? The first iPod, I think was 2001. Okay. Okay, then yeah, we were young as fuck, but like we were around for that like turning, the turning point of technology. I remember when there was, I remember when the iPod Nano came out and that was a really big deal. But iPhone was the big thing. That was the big thing. But biggest company in terms of value. And it's funny because this might age poorly in, I don't know how many months or years, if someone listens back to this.

because I saw today that a lot of really, really, really big firms and companies are suddenly selling off like the majority of their stock in this company, which means they probably know something. Who knows? My days poorly, or it's just more bogus I saw online. Nvidia. That's right, because they're AI shit. NVIDIA is big with AI stuff. And I guess how much they make most of their money off of that. Guess how much they're worth?

Billions and billions and billion trillion. Five trillion. Jesus. Yeah. Five trillion dollars. Because I heard that there was like a... That sounds overvalued to me. Because isn't it most of their money is made through the AI technology that they're

developing and stuff like that? Well, they make microchips and stuff. Yeah, they're the big microchips. So for AI, you need a bazillion of those, don't you? for all the processors it uses. We need to make our own. Come on. Yeah.

So, Nvidia, crazy amount of... But people are selling their stocks for Navidia? Yeah, I saw a bunch of people are selling off like huge, like soft bank.

What would be the reason? Because Navidia is going to be like... Navidia is around for like... Is it Navidia? Mm-mm. Or Nvidia? I have no clue how to say it. Navidia.

That's what happens when you make a stupid company name that he, that has a, no way to pronounce it properly. We can say what we want. I'll say invidia. Okay. All right.

Sure. MVIDia. Umvidia stock, yeah. A lot of big companies are sounded off and some other big ones are shorting it. And I think it's because it, what, AI bubble is going to pop. It's like the dot-com bubble kind of. I feel like it'll, it'll do a big pop soon and they're like, oh, wow. I never expected us.

Like, I truly thought like I was going to be an elderly person whenever the, you know, this mythical AI shit would take form. And I didn't know what form it would have taken. I didn't know it would be Donald Trump and Bill Clinton making out. Yeah, I would know it would be like Donald Trump grabbing Bill Clinton's dick through his pants and kissing his penis.

Which, uh, it's gone very far. It looks very real. It looks very, very real. Scary. It's very scary. Oh, boy. A's terrifying. Except for the,

the AI that's watching this video. Yeah, exactly. Well, YouTube, doesn't AI go through? Like, YouTube uses AI to, like, go through our video. Yeah, but the AI specifically that is, um, it's not the same type. I'm talking about the one that maybe in like 20 years is watching this. Mm, yeah. And trying to find evidence before the tribunal to decide if I, if we need to be put down or not based on our stance.

dude my it's weird like I have this and I have this old man mentality probably about it but it's almost like with AI in in my world in my perfect world if this was a thing that would happen there's like a switch where it's like the AI systems are up

I'd be like we have to shut it down then across the globe some people are mad I'm like it had to be done like that's where that's my thought process it's like let stop it more than single switch we're way we're way to in over our heads with this shit it's like i hate it like i i think that obviously it's uh inevitable and of course but but the problem is we're going fast we're for the sake of profit we're we're going faster than we're

like we don't understand it fully and instead of slowing down and trying to like figure out good put safeguards in place we're just full steam ahead especially this administration is just kind of like take advantage of my people yeah go ahead and it's it's very uh i think one of the biggest mistakes of our lifetime probably maybe i know maybe this will age poorly and i'll look like a like a dumb jackass and it won't be that much that happened from it and it's just another one of those the internet leveled out at one point i think that like one of the biggest mistakes is not putting in more safeguards in place for the sake of profit, just full steam ahead. I think that, like, because of that, it's going to have a very negative implication,

and AI could get to the point where it can really fuck some shit up. Well, it just sucks because, like, we're... I mean, we're at the point of no return, dude. I mean, Coca-Cola's using it for an ad. Dude, I was scrolling, and I probably said this already. But again, I was scrolling through TikTok and Postmates has an ad and it's an obvious AI. Let me see if I can find this shit, dude. It's actually just kind of like this, like it made me, it was like a moment where my stomach dropped and I'm like, oh no.

My girlfriend got a YouTube ad yesterday before a YouTube video that was fully AI. Let me see. I got a YouTube, I got an AI ad on Reddit. It was just a picture of a woman enjoying some gummies and she had three arms. I'm like how did that how did that get by it's like essentially it's just like close-ups of with a colored backdrop of like people biting into burgers and like food but all the food and the people and everything is very clearly AI and it's it's not one of those situations where it's like okay we're being a little overly sensitive it's just like what the

like I can only think of all the fucking creativity that's lost in this like all the jobs and all the creative people that are getting their starts that are that have a failed start now because their ideas and their creativity isn't being heard listen to used whatever it's just let's do this come on coca cola even though you have you think you know maybe this is a dream that they don't a pipe dream for us but it's like you think the more money someone has the more they'd put into like their own product and their own brand and not have to take these you'd think AI would more so be used by like small mom and pop shops to create like a logo they don't know how to find the funds necessarily to to hire graphic designers

yeah uh or you know x y and z or yeah a small place that doesn't have the money to to shoot a whole commercial but these people that they can get a set they can hire actors they can they can they have all of that fucking money to spend for it but why spend money if you don't have to. Yeah. It's, I don't know. It's just, I don't like it. Corporate greed is something I think.

I think it's a beautiful thing. And I think that it's one of the greatest things that's ever happened. You know what else is one of the greatest things that's ever about to happen? The sound of my piss hitting the toilet hole. I have to piss to you. I was about to say. Key time. Cross streams?

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we took piss and now it's time for word of the week you know what guys we'll give you a good one this this time because a lot of you have been whining have they been and bitching and moaning that the word of the week is too basic did they not like hat no they didn't what

come on what do you mean come on it's a fucking word some people are new to the English language too and I'm sure that one's good for them. We're eclectic. Our words are eclectic, which is ironically the word of the week. Ecclectic. A country linking northeast Africa with the Middle East. Well, well, well, well. Did you have a good weekend? You can't say that. That's a dog whistle for racists. Oops. Luke, take care of that. It's been raining. It's been pouring. And this old man has been snoring, might I add. You may add it.

You may, sir. Good sir. It's good, sir. I'm sorry. It's been wet here in Los Angeles. And most people have probably like, so? Because it rains in other places all the time. Here it doesn't out rain that often.

It rains like maybe a little bit in February. We're going to a whole week of the two, Matthew. We're getting a whole week. I know. I was supposed to, I was going to go to Camp Flognaw this weekend. And then the day before it got canceled because of the downpours and the wind. Dude, I bet the L.A. River right now is crazy. Oh, okay, that scared me. I went over and I saw that, wait, it's not

going to be raining. I would, that was, wait, I keep track of Irmo's broadcast as well. I was about to say, I was like 37. What the fuck? Sorry, the actual all week. Wednesday, we get a little bit of a break, which would be nice. But then Thursday, Friday again, we get a little bit cloudy Saturday. Love it, dude. I love, I love the rain. So much. Look at this thing. Look at this system moving in. Damn, we got a big old system moving over us. It's a big, meaty system.

It's coming off the Pacific Ocean right now, and it's rolling right over our studio as we speak. It's going. Dude, Earth is so fucking cool. Why don't aliens want to, like, pop by? They have. Well, why don't they want to say hi then? Pop by and say hi.

Have you been charging your crystals? because if you've been charging your crystals every time there's a full moon you'd be able to say hi to them You said the same thing about the fucking I can't remember the or whatever the fuck they're called And now it's about the crystals Next week I'm sure it'll be

Do you have the right necklace? Have you been studying Samarian? No I just want Look I think Earth is an interesting planet We have a lot of cool sites A lot of interesting sounds creatures aboot

you know so many creatures I we're a very diverse planet when it comes to just landscapes and fauna flora life you'd think you know some aliens want to pop by and say damn this is this is a cool planet I'd be like thank you maybe maybe maybe they've considered it

and they're like oh they have nukes never mind true they're gonna show we try ride. They shot at us. They're dangerous. There's a hole through, he's dead because aliens can't just survive a bullet hole through the head. Nope. We honestly, if like they knew we had nukes, they probably just think we're hostile. Like we're the, like in the movies, like we're the bad guy aliens. Well, like what is it? 2001 of Space Odyssey. The history of man is violence. It is. You know, the movie starts with those monkeys beating each other. And beating each other. And beating

other off a little bit and that is the well that is both both the beating and the beating off that is the story of man even to this day those you know two things sex Donald Trump beating off Bubba with his mouth fuck you beat him off with his mouth good does Putin have those pictures of Trump beating off Bubba with his mouth yep I wish that was the sentence I mean the sentence already is so so great it's grand it's it's really it's really a great sentence but there's a little extra spice Just, Bubba. Dude, like, when you, okay, on Saturday, you and I were on the phone, and you brought up the thing about Trump sucking off Bubba.

And I hadn't heard the news yet about the Epstein email. It's like Christmas I get to deliver this to you. Yeah. And I thought that you were just making a joke about Donald Trump sucking off Bubba from Forrest Gung. And then I, and then you continued. And I was like, wait. Oh my God And then you look it up on your phone

Yeah And then uh Woo I love that it's in the collective conscious Like SNL's doing it Uh it's like big Big on TikTok Big on Twitter like the White House

X On X The White House is getting Raciowed With uh The it'll be like A picture of Donald Trump and Melani be like

Look at this power couple That they're just now tweeting It's funny because Ever since the uh The sucking off Bill Clinton allegations dropped like every day so far they have ran the White House randomly decided to tweet Trump and Melania uh like ballroom dancing with like the lyrics like I can't help falling in love with you or like power couple and it's like once the gay allegations drop you know

guys be posting their girls it's funny because the only other thing like that people are like well it's not Bill Clinton is because uh Epstein's brother was like it's not Bubba's not Bill Clinton but he doesn't say it's like oh that was just that was just my profile brother just having a having a joke I was just laughing with my my palper brother we were just goofing off but like yeah he doesn't say he doesn't say oh he was that didn't happen he was joking he was

he wasn't he could have said it wasn't serious it wasn't a serious email come on it's just Bubba's not Bill he's like well it's not Bill Clinton and then which led people to be like you know Cash Patel's homie Bubba or the actor that plays Bubba and Forrest Gump true could have but all three

which would probably be more controversial if I blow all three Bubbas who are they going to believe their stories coming out and out me blowing every single Bubba they're not going to believe it they're not going to believe it at all he's got a cock and this is after

this is after blowing Bill and they're trying to come up with a way to get ahead of it it's like look you're going to have to look I got a friend named Bubba he could help out and then there's that guy from Forrest Gump that that's the character's name

I think I think it'll work for the news story just got to get it in there Come on. Fast and hot. I'm just kidding, president. Come on. We're jokes here. And then Cash Patel does that. You know, he's always doing that face. He sticks his tongue out. There's a peace sign. Yeah, and Trump goes, stop Cash. And then Cash's, one of his eyes pops out and he has to pop it back in real quick.

He said, sorry, I got to stop opening these things so wide. Terrifying. Terrifying. But now I'm imagining Trump sucking off three Bubas at once. Or he's sucking Bill. Bubba in the middle and then he's got a cock in each hand with Bubba from Forrest Gump

and the other Bubba to his left. I'd like to see that. Because this is like this will go down in history. You know what I mean? Like this is beyond our deaths this whole like

why did that, why was that said in the email? Because was it LBJ had a phone call where he's like talking about I need a big crotch because my penis is so big. It's on, you could find it on YouTube. It's like LBJ talking about his, he's talking to as like seamstress or his tailor. Except this is bigger.

Yeah. Yeah, well, you know. Well, I don't know. We never saw the man's Johnson. Big beautiful. We never saw Lyndon's Johnson. A. Linden's B, which stands for big, Johnson.

I need more space in the crotch. Why don't people talk like that anymore? In terms of just like, oh, crotch. It's like you don't see any older. Say you name. senators with that voice or what is that accent shame it's not the transatlantic no it's not transatlantic yeah maybe it's a variation of it yeah because it's like she i'm thinking a mobster put him up pipsqueak so you think you can just run out of town without talking to old bini boy huh his name's bini boy now right

and he has a cigar and he goes and then he says the famous see yeah and you don't fuck with bennie boy no especially when he said when he puffs on his cigar and they go sienia especially not then if you hear him say that you, you're already dead. Oh, you're not dead then, of course, because he's still going to monologue a little bit. Right. Show off his accent. But it does mean...

He's been working on it. You're going to be killed. And the accent is... He has been doing a good job working on. A mob boss working on a mob accent because he like came from somewhere else. Like he came from down south or something. He's from fucking, uh... He's trying to get rid of his...

Southern accent. Like deep south. The southern accent is... I still... There's many different breeds of it. Oh, yeah. Just like with, you know, British people, they have like 50 different types and it's like, damn, and I thought one was bad. I didn't think I'd have to waste time today discussing the British.

Well, I'm sorry, that's all we have to talk about. I don't want to talk about them any further either. God. Have you seen their teeth? And you smelled their breath? It's just like the bottom of the barrel. I love it. People, yeah, they are.

They are bottom of the barrel people. Their rotting teeth are. I'll tell you something, man We're just kidding We're just joking We're just Americans being fun I'm not Being fun and silly and goofy

We love We so love the world We sent out our begotten podcast Now how about the Chinese Dude I watched Hassan go to China He received a little red book He had his phone searched

And he did jumping jacks I don't know if he did jumping jacks I don't know if he did jumping jacks I'm lying about that part Look he did a great Chinese accent Like an impression It was awesome on stream He went back to his hotel room

And he did the whole nine yards Oh damn Yeah A lot of people didn't like it But that's why I didn't see him At the streaming awards He said it was He said it was

He was He was trying to show respect To the culture And it's like He said that they You know over there It's seen as like A sign of respect

Doing the impression like a Chinese impression It was all things considered It was a good It was about assimilating to the culture Right From his words Right

And it was a good Accent Um Who do you go with Why was he That was he just like Having a fun China To like let's go to China

It's China time It's I'm going to Chinatown Yeah Well yeah He meant to go to China town Downtown and You know One wrong turn

Later One wrong plane ticket later Whoops Woo Ooh I guess I'm the real place. I mean, he himself, like, in line at the airport was like, is this a joke?

There's no way. They thought they were, like, this was some, like, set up bit, but lo and behold. He's like, I would, you know, it's taking me a while to get to Chinatown. Never had to go this way. Ooh. Big Jason the Wien updated. I almost forgot. Thank God, dude.

So, cutie Cinderella, on the streaming awards, showed a clip of Jason the Wien. Now, he has a current girlfriend, but he showed. She showed a clip of him with an ex-girlfriend while his current girlfriend's probably watching. And live on stream, you could see. He goes, he goes, Matt, I swear to God, he goes, cutie what? He goes, I have a girlfriend. She's watching this. And my heart was racing throughout that entire, that entire fiasco.

Well, I haven't seen it, but you telling me this has my heart racing, and I'm sure it has our viewers' hearts racing. So, you know, my heart goes out to cutie Cinderella and Jason the Wien. And Jason the Wien's current girlfriend because, hey, I'm sure Jason was in a dog house that night. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Oh! He should have given me a call. I would have been out there, brought him a six pack of Cervasas.

Yeah, that's what me and him call them. It's like just a inside friend thing. So you don't call them that, Ryan. Dude, I'd notice that, you used to talk about. you know all your adventures with the phase clan right i don't hear you you haven't brought them up in the longest time i'm not like you were like phase rinaldo was your favorite and you all used to be big like you know hang out yeah we go to party buddies hang out parties together and you know party buddies that's what it was sorry we we used to i used to be his wingman

you know out out on the town and vice versa and um yeah i just stopped doing that man i don't really talk to him that much anymore i don't know what you know they don't even mention you on stream what yeah i i was watching stable rinalda face stable rinaldo phase rinaldo i was watching him and he didn't mention you once when i was watching him the other day dude when he was on twitch or kick he probably uh is he on twitch or kick i think He's a Twitch. I don't know, dude. Who's the main phase guy?

Banks. Fays Banks? The guy with the lips? God, fucking gorgeous, beautiful DSL he's got. There's Faisley. Dude, you could just be lying to me in making up names, and I would think it's part of... Like, Faze Ronaldo sounds like some fake made-up shit that you and I come up.

Stable Rinaldo, dude. Faye Nelson, dude. Like, dude, phase Nelson just, did you see he just accused Faye's couch of some crazy shit? Really? Yeah. He accused him of AI. Yeah. Whoa.

Mm-hmm. And then, get this. Phase Windex comes in, says some shit on X, the everything app, and the whole phase clan is just fighting. Well, now you are all caught up with the phase. I mainly just wanted to get the Jason the wean, uh, draw. I'm out of the way. But you got some extra, you got some extra tea. You know, that's the great thing about being YouTubers.

Podcast extraordinaire. Podcast extraordinaire is you and I know a ton of YouTube and Twitch drama behind the scenes that the rest of the world only wishes they knew. And when you and I see these controversies going down, we go, we know the full story. Like, like, how Hassan asked if we had Depends. And we thought it was joking. We thought it was for a bit. And then the podcast ends.

and he didn't he didn't ask once during the podcast about it depends until after the podcast where he was like it's time we didn't know what he meant yeah yeah i was like what i thought he meant time to leave yeah because he we were done recording the podcast and you know he's a big dude and you know corresponding to that is a big stinky he didn't even throw to the trash he just it's put it right next to the toilet on the floor yeah just a full diaper yeah wide up you would like to hear more poo-poo talk like these fine people Yeah. These are our podcast producers who love these jokes. Yeah. Well, actually, the ones with the smiley faces, the emojis next to their names, they have a poo-poo fetish. And they get turned on by that. And if you're one of those people, you can add your name to the list by going to patreon.com slash super mega by supporting this podcast. You get every new episode early and ad-free. Get your name in every new episode and you even get stickers in the mail each month. And you get Um, a lot of, you know, I'm going to sleep over and, um, uh, uh, you already mentioned the stickers.

Uh, behind, we, we don't do the Q&A. We have like, I would love, I would love to bring the Q&A back. We should. We should. We should totally bring it back. Just, yeah, we should. We should. I'd love to. It's been a while. It's new. Yeah. We'll spend a year probably, uh, talking about it. Talking about it and creating the branding and filming some episodes that we end up canning, but it will, but it will come back. Yep. And speaking of coming back, never mind.

We'll talk about this. In the next episode, we're going to start talking about this exact moment. We're going to start the next episode. And I'm going to confront you about this moment and why you chose to do it. The next episode or the Patreon? The next episode. The Patreon, I'll be nice and I'll be civil. Okay, because that's the thing we forgot to mention is there is an extra chunk of this episode of the podcast on Patreon.

Oh, there's that too. which is about to start. But I will not confront that. I'll be civil. I'll be nice. I'll be cordial. Thank you. But the next podcast.

Well, I'll be looking forward to it, Ryan. Put your debate socks on because you're going to need them. I'll put them on. And my debate, long johns and jocks wrap. Gotcha. When he does that, add a splat, a cartoon splat. Like, add a, and then add the classic, like, cartoon splat. flat sound. And here, if you don't feel a little, wait,

but you should use the cartoon one because it's fucking dope. These are good. These are good. Yeah. Fine. Well, that's another thing we'll talk about next podcast episode too. Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Just forget about it. I'm sorry. Have you seen my cracker jacks? Or my bouncy balls?

I saw the peanuts. Dude, I had... No, mine. It's fine. I could have sworn I had a big, big thing at Cracker Jacks. I see the Peanuts. Peanuts. I also had a big case of bouncy balls. You asked me to buy you some peanuts and Cracker Jacks.

Well, I don't care. It's fun. Okay. But still the bouncy balls. I noticed you didn't say anything about those. I didn't see them. I should ever. Why'd you say it like that?

I don't know. I don't know.