supermegashow - Matt's Spotify Wrapped Is RUINED | supermegashow - 092

Episode Date: December 10, 2025

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Tell me something. Why is it called a cold open? I don't know. But we could look up the etymology of it right now. Yep. Clock wipe. It's because it's a scene with no preamble. It opens up to the audience to it cold. Like it's just like right off the bat. Yeah, but why the temperature? Why is it? Because cold also just means like you're doing it cold. Like you're doing it off the cuff. Or like you're doing it not off the cuff, but...

Why not a surprise open? I mean, they could call it that. Surprise! I mean, then you're just getting into semantics. You know, you're just like, you're opening up with the source and going, why not this word instead of that word? But why? I mean, yeah, I mean, ancient philosophers, you know, you know, ask the same question time and time again. And I don't ever think they found an answer.

Why? But we're going to get to the bottom of it. Yep. On today's episode of Super Mega Show. Another clock wipe. We're probably not going to talk at all about it. Okay. Then do a circle like.

thing where it why is. Why is fragile in all capital and everything else is like appropriately on that box over there? See the cardboard box? Yeah. The first thing is fragile in all caps. Because I mean if it's fragile you don't want, you want, you want whoever carrying that to see that more than anything else. Yeah, but imagine, like, someone doesn't see the attic thing. It's like, oh, this is for the attic or, oh, I'm an idiot. You're just checking off box. That's actually, that's actually awesome.

I love that. I didn't, I was just like, oh, they're bullet points. No, it's, it's beautiful. Isn't it? It's gorgeous. How far we've come with cardboard technology. I know. With this, this brand new cardboard technology they've got these days from the, is that from the Home Depot?

It's from Lowe's. so love lows yeah you guys are probably mind's blown right now just absolutely blown away by this newfangled cardboard technology that we're discussing that you can't even see it helps organize whether whether whether you're moving something into a bedroom a family room a dining room a kitchen bath basement attic laundry or garage and it has a special all capitalization fragile thing you can check it off at the top in fact if i had a pen or a sharpie right now i'd check it off just for the hell of it. I mean, because everything's fragile. It's DVDs.

DVDs are fragile. It is. It's full of DVDs, which I believe you reached into that box to grab this today's centerpiece. The Eminem's Wii racing game. What's it called? Eminem's cart racing for the Nintendo Wii. Rated E for everyone. Not E10. Well, it's rated E for everyone. In fonts et adults. I don't know why it's in French. Is this the French copy? Okay, well, fun fact about this game, when you pulled this out and set this year, I said, oh, I got to talk about that one today. Because I bought that specifically for when we started Super Mega 10 years ago. Before we made our first video, I bought that for a let's play for us to do.

We never played. I don't think we ever did. I also bought Balls of Fury for Nintendo Wii, which we never played. Which we never played? I'd remember if we played these games. Yeah. So, but we did play Corey in the house and the Michael Jackson game and SpongeBob. We have over 2,000 videos.

We've played a lot of games. Yeah. What's the, the Lego game and then like Oblivion or like the last kind of two that appeared on the channel, I guess? Now, there's the sharks and minnows and little nightmares. Oblivion was more like big nightmares after we got done playing that. Yeah, dude. I was calling you non-stop. I couldn't get to bed.

It was very frustrating. It was scary. I know you have sleep after you know. You know I already have sleep problems as is. Yeah, brag about it. Why don't you? I'm not bragging about it, Ryan. I'm saying I, it's actually quite the opposite.

I was trying to, you know, when I fall asleep, I'm already. You're only asleep for like an hour, if that. You wake right back up. Right. But in that short hour period. So you're always down to clown. No, no, no, no. That short hour period is about the only time I get any rest before I'm woken.

up again naturally by my sleep apnea or whatever is what a giant pussy would say sure you're no giant pussy your dad didn't raise no giant pussy i know that much imagine if dale someone in uniform came knocking on his door i'm sorry to inform you sir the hands you him or a certificate and you know what that certificate says he opens up the envelope says your name man watson is and then it has a line and the doctor wrote it He couldn't read it at first, so he had to ask. What does this say? Well, actually, the handwriting was very clean.

He just can't read very well. Okay, okay, okay. Though the way he told it, I guess he was just trying not to get himself embarrassed. He didn't actually know what any of it said. But they had to inform them before they gave a white-gloved salute that your son's unfortunately become a pussy and will be hunted from here on forth. For sports. From henceforth. We'll be hunted for sport by the federal government.

That's what the, you know, the federal government. You know, they crack down one group at a time, and now they're going after giant liberal pussies. Giant, well, not even just liberal pussies, Ryan. They're going after all pussies now, which I didn't think, you know, I stayed silent for the rest of it, and then now look, they're coming for me. First, they came after, I don't know the saying by heart, unfortunately. First they came to...

It's a famous quote. First they came for the gamers, and I stayed silent for I was not a gamer. That's Gamergate when that happened. Then they came for the racists and I stayed silent. And I stayed silent, even though I was a racist. But, uh, yeah, you know, that's like the Republican version. It's like first they came for the white supremacists and I stayed silent. Even though I was one.

Yeah. Oh, come on, guys. Get off it. We're just having a goof and a gaffe. Well, not really. But, uh, well, they're having a goof. in the Gaff. They certainly are with those videos like the...

They're spinning in their office chairs going... We won! We won! We won! Yeah. Or it's with funny, silly songs. Oh, when they... When they clap back at Sabrina Carpenter, dude. Dude, they posted one with Joey Valens today. His music.

Van Halen? Joey Van Halen. I don't know who that is. Joey Valenson Bray. Who's that? I would know him. Remember if Matt... We've talked about him like several times.

I have meat... Artist blindness. Deafness. I don't remember. I can't link their names to their faces, Spikey. Unless, unless it's Jason DeRullo. It's not Jason DeRullo. Now, if I use Jason DeRullo in some of their videos, now don't steal this from,

dude, if like just in the next week, they so happen just completely coincidentally to use a Jason de Rulow song, like Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, and one of those horrible videos. Is that Jason? Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle with it. Do, do, do, do. Is that Jason? Dude, if they just so happen to use that song, though, it's going to look really

fucking bad for us so well they used the Pokemon theme song they used a Theo von quote and now they've used Sabrina carpenter and Theo Vaughn was like guys come on even though I platformed all the people supporting this stuff this is not cool even though my best friends are in charge of the terrible things that are happening and to the Palestinians how can they do this this is messed up like he my favorite thing is just like him crying about what's going on and then, like, cut to, like, him having dinner with Kushner and Ivanka Trump. Like, like, cheers him with them? It's just funny.

You know, in a comedy movie, like, imagine if that was a scene in a movie, like, a guy crying on his podcast, that's super colorful, and it's, like, very themed after him. It's all about him. It's the Theo Vancho, after all. And it's, like, he's crying about these children dying, and then, like, the movie hard cuts to, like, Cheers, woo!

With mimosa. Like, in Dubai or some shit. It's, it's, like, you literally it's it's you can't write it because it's happening already yeah you know they say uh they say that life imitates art so how can you really uh shit actually wait there was something i meant to bring up on the podcast about life imitating art because fuck what was it something happened like within the last week where i was so blown away was it the huckleberry fin thing you were talking about earlier?

No, no, no, no, no, it wasn't. But it's crazy that it was that guy's name. Yeah. But basically, oh, I remember, in our book, you and I are going to a red carpet movie premiere. That's right. And we go shopping for matching suits at Men's Warehouse. And today, you and I, in preparation for a red carpet movie premiere, went to a J.C. Penny. It went to J.C. Penny.

Because Men's Warehouse, we found out, could not. would only do like a four to seven day turn around. And this is the day after tomorrow. Yeah. So that's not the movie we're going to see. No, no, no, no, no. We're not going to see the day after tomorrow directed by Roland Emmerich. Yep.

We're seeing Pinguis by Roland Emmerich. Dude, I know you got our social media guy Darwin cracking up with that one. Oh, yeah, yeah. Does he listen to the podcast? He does every episode. No, he doesn't. Yeah. I'm calling bullshit.

No, he does. He can text me right now the moment going. Do it. It's not, the text better be, it's not bullshit. And I'm probably going to forget that I said this. I'm going to be like, why is he coming at me? Why is he coming at me? What?

He is in Japan right now. So it might be a while from now. It might be when he gets home. I hear that's far away. In the message takes a long time to go from Japan to the satellite back to America. Especially since we changed carrier pigeon. Yeah. We paint them yellow so people know they're super mega pigeons.

Well, we technically, we hold them in. and then dunk them in the paint bucket. We cover their beaks with tissue paper. To make sure it doesn't get in the snoot of the pigeon. I wanted to say penguin. You know, for all the sociopaths who torture animals, that jokes for you? Yeah. I know it's probably a small sect of our audience, but, you know, you're still there.

Yeah, and we want to make sure all you guys feel, you know, represented and supported by us. Included. Yeah. You know, so that's, that one's for you guys. You know, it's, uh, diversity is, is our power. It's our strength. Said the, said the white podcast host to the other white podcast host. You know something.

What are you drinking? None of your business. Or should I say beeswax? Are you drinking beeswax again? It's not as, it's not as, it's not, it's not, I thought it would taste similar to honey. No, not at all. It's like candle wax Yeah

Because candle wax Is candle wax? But then you can think of it like water You know, it's similar, you know It's nothing like water It's incredibly It's viscous It solidifies and puts a coating

On the inner lining of my I guess stomach or something And protects it From ulcers and all that apparently That's what Homer Simpson does In an episode of the Simpsons He eats candle wax to fix his stomach ulcer No, he's about to drink something

That's like incredibly spicy or boiling hot, so he takes a sip of a candle first. So it coats the inner lining of his throat so he can take a sip of the hot thing. Smart. It's genius. You know? And we're not talking about the

music lyric website. Not talking about genius.com. Do they have a YouTube channel as well? Yeah, they do. And that's where people sing on the solid color background? That's where people are on the yellow background explaining their lyrics. It's always a yellow background? Always. That's genius's color. They trademarked. Do you know that?

They're the first ones to trademark the color yellow. Hope we don't get sued for that. In our dreams. Yeah. Like that would ever happen. But like, if only we were so lucky. You know. If only we were so lucky to get pestered about the color yellow.

I hope that one day you and I can be on genius. Sharing that stool, explaining our lyrics. So we were just kind of like, we were looking up like, we went to the, Oh, like a rhyme, like a rhymezone.com. Yeah, rhyme zone. And we looked it up and so we found a word that rhymed and then we kind of made a sentence to go to help make sense. And sometimes we'd have to choose another rhyming word because we couldn't make a

sentence that made sense out of that one. It's like, well, you know, we tried to rhyme these words for, for ages and then realized, well, we just have to change that word. Yeah. But, uh, yeah, I mean, it's pretty sick. Dude, I think I'm not, I guarantee it. Every single artist, I don't care how mainstream or anything. indie they are use rhyme zone for their lyrics you think i i use it for my lyrics all the time

i was going to out some other people but i don't know if that's something that's like not cool well now you're the only you're the only one out there you're like you're standing out naked in the rain hoping others others follow suit there's nothing wrong with fucking uh using rhymezone dot com when you're writing lyrics and now you see people start to shuffle closer to shelter they're like they're like they're shuffling closer to get out of the rain and they're like you guys do it too you're like are you okay about it on a podcast, you know? I know.

And I guess, you know, I'll be cool this time. I'm going to pull a Jake Doolittle here. And I'm going to say, other artists that use RhymeZone, that I know use RhymeZone, I'm not, I'm going to have to say your names. If you don't donate to the Matt Foundation, then you're going to get outed, which you guys know my Venmo. So, I'm going to out you as RhymeZone users, rhyme zoners. So, yeah. we'll see how this one goes for y'all

because just like when Jake Doolittle did it it went over quite well so I feel like my chances of success are quite high a lot of big artists do watch our show so I know they'll see it it's just like I don't understand why he would want so much fucking

like that just seems like a call to attention it's like dude you can already talk to animals like fuck be happy I know right it's like you don't have to make everything so You were born a doolittle. You're only so lucky in life. You know, I wish I was born a fucking do little. I wish I could fucking, I could only talk to animals on Christmas Eve.

So, you know, what? Everyone can. No. Yeah. I mean, I try. Wait. And then I get mad and I don't want to talk about it. What happens when I get mad and they don't talk back.

No, but that's another animal abuse joke for all the sociopaths in our audience that like to do that. Yeah, about the 30-year-old man who violently ends the life of animals when they, they don't say hello back to him. There's definitely some sort of, like, there's something wrong with him. You know, there's, he's not all, he's not right, obviously. We're not, he's not an anti-hero. We're not trying to humanize him in any way.

Right. But everyone deserves the spotlight. Exactly. For a moment. Mm-hmm. I mean, look at, um, Anthony Hopkins. He ate people and he's still acting shit.

No, he played, he played a guy that ate people. I, you keep getting this wrong. No. There was a documentary I watched. No, I feel like you have a serious... That was the movie. You watched the Silence of the Lans. That wasn't a documentary. We're going to talk about this.

Like, serious... We know that our nation was founded by farmers. Farmers have always led the way. Are you surprised to hear that, farmers? I don't think so. Fava beans. You can't make that up? No, I...

That would be. cringe if it was scripted. Yes, it shows him eating people, but it's him playing a character eating people. That's not actually Anthony Hopkins eating people. Agree to disagree. Well, I know. I mean, it's fact. Okay. Captain Phillips happened. That's a

Yep. Now what? Nothing to say now. Yeah. I don't I don't. Using like booby. And you got a real voice crack out of me there. That was real. That wasn't fake. You got nervous. I didn't know how to defend it.

I did. Wait, I've told this on the podcast before. I was in elementary school. I have, but it's probably been so long. I just remember I was in elementary school. I was riding in the van of like a friend's mom. It was like his mom and like my friend and like his younger brother. They're driving us from somewhere, you know, when you hang out with a friend on the weekend.

You're just in the car. The mom's the shuttle. You go with the mom. You know, even if they need to go grocery shopping, you got to go with them. You can't be left alone. That was fun. Like, I wish that we still did that as, like, 30-year-olds. I know.

I mean, we could. We could call each other up and do, like, a little shuttle service. One of us buys a van. Maybe Luke parks it at his place, and he comes and picks us up. Luke seems like the type that would drive a van. He's like, guys, I got to go grocery shopping. We just start making him, like, shuttle us to work. He has to drive all the way, like, to Santa Monica.

Well, what a fool for you? Palisades. Well, I didn't say, man, a little bit. Just cut it, Luke. What was the original? I'm trying to get back on. the van with your friend's mom. So I was in the van with, you know, friends mom. I already painted the picture. And I'm kind of like, you know, I'm looking out at things and I get my mind working. And

for some reason, I'm thinking about God and Jesus and the possibilities that, you know, of God's power. And I'm like, could God like just make it rain all of a sudden? And my friend's mom was like, of course, if you wanted to. I'm like, whoa. Could he like, uh, could he like, uh, could he like, could he just like make all the trees like their leaves like blue or something like in an instant it's like yeah if god willing i'm like well so like he could make like a dragon appear like out of nowhere he's like okay cut it out like she got serious like in an instant of like i was mocking but i was truly just like no way could he like make a dragon and i could see a real Life Dragon?

It's like, cut it out. Okay. No, now I can't, you know, that's disrespectful. Stop. Like, puts the brakes on. I'm serious. It felt like that. It wasn't to that, like, it wasn't that abrasive, but it felt like there was definitely

a quick switch in there of like, cut it out. Dude, you, you had just like a, an all-time run of, uh, which you were a child of, like, of just being just so, like, upbeat and joyous. Just to have an adult, just completely just smack it down. Like when you drew George Bush as a monkey. That's my name. Don't wear it out. That's the next example.

Oh, I will wear it out. I will wear it out. Like, imagine, like, that was in a Sunday school class. Like, how ridiculous is that? Because you imagine Jesus, like his disciples, like, Peter, just, like, Peter, are you here? Oh, that's my name. Don't wear it out. Oh, Peter, I will wear it out.

You know, actually, go sit in the back, go sit in the back and put your arms up. and I will call you back when you've learned your lesson Mm-hmm He's co-any attendance for the disciples He's like in the corner just with his arms up That's a horrible punishment It's horrible That happened to me in elementary school

With a substitute teacher He made you put your arms up Fourth grade, yeah He made me go stand in the corner And put my arms up That's against the Constitution That's cruel and unusual punishment Well he got in trouble

Really? Yeah For that? I don't know the extent because I was a kid And they you know They don't put you in a meeting between you and the... Did your parents make a little phone call after they found that out? Probably.

I mean, just like, remember at Play Pals, when the woman grabbed my face. Evil woman. Evil bitch. More like it. All women are evil. I don't know. I mean, I don't think that kind of joke's very funny.

What? No, I'm just like witches and stuff. Like Medusa. She's evil. Hmm? I'm getting known to left and write this episode First, the Captain Phillips thing Now this

Yeah, I've been taking debate bro classes And they've been paying off Jelly I'm mad, bro Jelly Okay, Matthew Don't fucking good Don't do the first name

I'm almost to the middle name Did stop raising your eyebrows like that Dude, that was very animated That's like whatever Never, Matthew. Dude, I can't, how do you raise your eyebrows so animated? I don't know Matthew. I really don't know, Matthew.

But your eyebrows were like, whoop, who, and look, when I try to do it, I can't do it as, as, is really. Yeah, but I end up moving my whole face. Well, you know what? Creep. What? Huh? I don't know. I was just, yes, ending, dude.

You sick. Fuck. You fucking pet it. Dude, I'm yes-handy. Dude, I didn't, uh, you have been owning me left and right. And today has been nothing but me getting owned left and right. For example, uh, this morning, I woke up. And for the last, uh, a week or so, uh, December just began.

And every year at the beginning of December, Spotify Rapped comes out. And all year, I've been excited to, because you know what? My Spotify Rapped, 2020. 2021, 2022, 22, 23, like, they were awful. It's like a nice nostalgia hit, too. And even if they're bad, it's like, oh, I did listen. It's like, like, not even for fucking sharing purposes on Instagram. I just like seeing what I looked back, like looking back through the year and going, huh.

It's like going through a photo album of the year. Right. And this year, I was actually pretty confident in what my Spotify rap was going to be because I was like, you know what? I actually think I, it's not just going to be like the Beatles and Tyler the creator and Weezer. this time. It's going to be some like, you know, some, some, some, some, some dope shit. Not that the Beatles and I love all three of them. I mean, they're dope. I love Weezer. I love

Tyler the creator. It was just a very white boy. Yeah. Spotify wrapped every year. There's nothing wrong with. No, of course not. Nothing you can, nothing you, you know, if you could change the color of your skin with, with a wish from a genie, you would. I don't know, but, um, but you know, you were cursed with the white, with the pale whiteness. I was cursed with whiteness. But basically, uh, I've been

checking every morning when I wake up. No, I open up Spotify and I'm like, oh, is Spotify wrapped here? Not yet. I wake up this morning. Open it up. Spotify wrapped 2025 is here. I'm excited as hell. Those blueberries are gleaming. They're going, that's the sound of this. The anime sparkles are in them. And it made that sound. Time slowed down. And in the background, you see just a bunch of like hearts and stuff. You're excited. And I went and I, my finger smashed that M-Fing view your Spotify rapped. Of course.

And it starts off with like the genres. Well first it's like you listen to quite the quite the variety of music this year Matt Let's get started. It's a compliment. But it's playing like a song in the background

and the first thing I notice is I'm like I don't recognize the song it's playing. Like what's so? I thought it would usually like in the past it's playing like one of the, at least the top 10 songs I've listened to, and I recognize it. But it's playing some song, and it's like, that's why I'm like younger guys. And I was like, well, that's weird. So I press continue.

And honestly, I should just like. You're like, maybe that's a background music. I should just go through it, honestly, and this, um, this was a horrible start to my day. I'm just going to preface. So I open Spotify now. And it's Revisit, you're wrapped. Let's revisit it. And maybe you can screen record

and you can have it going at the same time as we're going through it now. I think that's genius. I think that's absolutely genius. So. And then you can do a little sinky-winky, you know? Let's go to the raft. Hold on.

Don't show it. There we go. Now you can be showing it. So here's the first, you know. I like my guys younger. like huh uh you'll probably have to mute it Luke the screen recording but people could probably hear some stuff through this but it won't actually maybe I should just mute all the audio and explain it yeah because copyright yeah all right this is more

just visually so people can see it yeah you listened we counted and at this point I'm excited of course right I'm like oh not to mention my my girlfriend was was looking on with me. And she's like, let's see what you listen to this year. And I'm about to flex. I'm about to be like, yeah, you want to see some, you want, your boyfriend's pretty cool with his music taste. So, wow. She goes, wow, Matt, oh my God. You listen to 29,000, 628 minutes. That's 20 days of music. She actually said, that's not a lot. She's like, well, Luke had more than you. Yeah, he did. Wait, did he? He had about 10,000 more. No, he didn't. It was like 40,000.

He said that. I didn't see it. I think I saw it. Don't be jealous. No. Luke didn't listen to more music than me. He probably not because he listened to a lot of podcasts, apparently. He turns into J.R.E.

And the typical stuff. Yeah. J.R.E. And what's the other one? With Lord Minion. Yeah, there's that one. And then he listens to, I can't remember her name, but she's Jordan Peterson's daughter. Well, I listen to that one, too.

Oh, sure. Okay. Fine. But, yeah. Um, she was like, you know, high school? I had more than that. I'm like, okay, whatever. Uh, so I go to the next thing. Taste like yours can't be defined, but let's try anyway. You listen to 422 genres. So I swipe on and, uh, I see your top genres. And, uh, this is, this is where I started getting a little bit, like, confused, because number one is alternative hip hop. Number two was indie pop. And then number three was lullaby. And I was like, which that sounds like a cool little like kind of new genre.

Lullaby pop type stuff, you know? Yeah, which, you know, I wouldn't rule out me listening to. But it's not called lullaby pop. It's called lullaby. It's a lullaby. And I was confused because I was like, I genuinely sat there. And my girlfriend was like, what would you have listened to that's, like, considered lullaby? And I was like, I don't know.

Like, maybe is there. I have no clue. Maybe, like, one of the songs I listened to a lot, like, was, I don't know. So I started getting a little bit. confused here and I swipe up, age is just a number, which is a weird thing for Spotify to say. I don't know why Spotify is telling you that. It's, it's, it's, that, that was, that this was weird. I'm not going to lie. It said the same thing on mine. So I think it just said that to like, it said it to everyone. No, everybody had this. I like how like, I love how like the quintessential

creepy thing that like you shouldn't say is just like age is just a number. Like the, the thing that like grown men who date women 40 years younger. Leonardo DiCaprio. Well, that's just because he's gay. True. And I didn't know that. But apparently you said you were texting him. Although when you called him, although I don't remember him having like an Indian accent when you called him.

When you called him, you were trying to get him to talk to me. He, I think it's a joke he's been doing. Every time I talk to him, he's done it. Check us out. You're being scammed by sin. Age is just a number. My listening age 69

Which I want to I want to throw something up real quick I took a screenshot Luke I will send it to you Matt got 69 You know what I got What you know what my listening age was Is this it?

Yeah that's it Okay 67 67 67 Here's the Did the screenshot already show? It should be there

Okay good What's better What's you know What's more What's funnier than that 69 and 676-7 6-9 together in one thing like come on we still got it we got it um imagine what we would have to do to try to coordinate and plan like that like in our taste be like okay okay we're gonna have to listen to probably something like the 2000s and then go back to like the 60s but then also fuck okay

well it was so perfect we couldn't even plan that nope and i swiped up and i said uh huh you listen to 3,605 songs this year, but can you guess you're number one? So I listen to that many different songs. That's not how many total songs, but how many different songs. And that's a lot of songs for, you know, I've listened to, you know, quite quite, it's a lot of songs. Yeah. So there's a lot of places my mind goes to for what could be number one. I'm like, well, I listen to that one a lot. I listen to that one. So I swipe up and it shows me my choices. And, um, I mean, the answer's already there, unfortunately. I like that it shows that you chose the wrong one still.

Okay, because I genuinely believed that it was that one. And you might, oh. You might be noticing that the correct answer was, it's Peppa Pig by Peppa Pig. And, okay, what, there's two songs on here that, okay, so earlier in the year, I think around May, Luke realized that I had my Spotify signed into my work computer

and he went and he put on loop it's Peppa Pit I don't want to have him take all the blame he did most of it I will say but I threw a few in there there's one time where we started streaming where I started one and you didn't notice it and you left overnight and it was still going

on stream you started it like when we were streaming at one point because you were away from your computer I went to your computer. It started a big loop. So while like you went to the bathroom or something. Bro. And then you didn't catch it because you were so tired after stream that you just went.

Well, because you guys put it on loop and then mute it. So I wouldn't know. And then Luke also threw in at some point over a weekend. Yeah, this one's definitely all Luke. I can't take credit for. Luke put his usual Google search younger guys into Spotify and found a song called Younger Guys by someone named Brooke Alex with two X's.

Is it a good song? I haven't listened to him. Well, according to this, I have. How many times, too? Well, we'll find out. So in my top five listen to songs of 2025, I have. It's Peppa Pig and Younger Guys, amongst three others that I did listen to a lot. Well, Luke was the one that taught me because at first, when I was kind of helping out in the

beginning, I was just playing like the entirety of Peppa Pig album repeated, but he then went but if it's the same song it'll count as more of a and you know what pisses me off Luke is someone that cares a lot about his music listening stats he cares a lot about how they look what they are so this is

like you know I'm the same way this is especially cruel for him because he knows I care and I'm not forgetting this so there it is your top song it's Peppa Pig by Peppa Pig

you listen to 583 times. Dude, there was one time where we were like, where we could tell we were fighting with you on your car where like, I was, I was playing it. I'm driving and I'm listening to music and it stops playing. And I have my music up loud as shit by the way. Because I, I listen to that John. Loud. I just remember because if you could see whatever you stop it and start playing your shit again and then we get hijacked again. So from my computer at the office, you can see my Spotify playing and you can see it stop and change to another song. When I switch, it back to my music and dude I remember specifically I was in the middle of a song I was

fucking with and there's a part coming up that I like and it just stops and then it starts with like pepper and it was loud as shit and it scared me and I'm like God and it pissed me off and I switched I had to look down at my phone while I'm driving to switch back to my song only for it to stop again and go back to that and I was like I think it's something I gave up and I just turned it off and I was like I'll just let it keep playing there was one time where I think like we didn't mean for it but when it went overnight one time we came back in the morning

and like we checked the listens and we were like holy fuck because it had been like hundreds of times at that point yet we were like holy shit because in our heads we were like there's no way unless unless he like intentionally tries

to like overcrowd it with another song but then another song and another song hundreds of times it's like this would be near impossible Because I will listen to a song on repeat until it's like so overplayed. And even the ones that I do the most can't even get a 10th of the fucking... Dude, this is almost 600 plays on this song, which might not sound like a lot. But like, guys, I play It's Peppa Pig by Peppa Pig, one time fully through, and then think about that almost 600 times consecutively.

I think he chose that song because it was the shortest in the album. He doesn't feel short. So, continuing on, revealing my top songs. Number one, it's Peppa Pig. Number two, a user love song by Fume, who's an artist I like. Number three, Max Omlet by Panchico, another artist I like. But then number four, Younger Guys by Brooke Alex. And then number five, let's have a party by Land Party.

Another artist I like. So two, three, and five were me, while one and four were, um, And I'm like, well, great, I can't share my fucking, my fucking results this year because it looked like I'm listening to children's music. Well, Matt, you know, maybe it doesn't compare, but, and no one pranked this out of me, but I just took a screenshot so I could share. I was actually surprised. My, um, I mean, my, my top song was from a musical that I've never even seen, but I just

listen to this. Wait, you haven't seen it? And you listen to it? Not any, just this one. one song from it. Mine was a song from Hamilton. So my top song, the number one is from Hamilton.

The next is from a video game. And the others are, I have no idea what the other, well, except for dancing in the moonlight. About a top loader? Mm-hmm. You know, it's funny.

In the parking lot, I was watching you open up your Spotify wrapped, and you had to guess the top song. And I was like, I bet it's Hamilton. You're like, no, and you picked another one.

Turned out it was Hamilton. It was Hamilton. But then it goes back and then it shows that my top was the Expedition 33 soundtrack thing the one that sounds

like the kind of the Pokemon theme song slowed down do da-da-dun-dun da-da-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-da-da-dun-da-dun-da-dun-da-dun-da-dun-da-dun-ha-ha. So smoker's lungs do to you, dude. Got to trade those out, man. Dude, so... Fire extinguisher shit tastes too good.

You got to stop doing that. That's carcinine. carcinogenic make me I listen to 44 albums this year and that means like all the way through yeah um because I only got one because I don't listen to albums all the way through typically mine but I only I only listen to one album all the way through this year and it was the orange album what is it called is it called the orange album I don't know what it's called I'm I'm bad with album names yeah Frank Ocean the album cover that channel orange that one yes with Doug Walker

Is Doug Walker in it, dude? Chanel Awesome So Okay Yeah, this is a real album I did listen to And I'm just starting I listen to Frank Ocean's

The Orange album Like yeah Weasner has never made an orange album Okay I mean it's like top albums Right there it is number three Peppa Pig Lullaby's Volume 2 Cool

And then this was This was the most heinous of them all Let me go up to this next part okay or sorry it's coming up the heinousness these five are extra special but who claimed the top spot

let's start the race all right oh April it's Peppa Pig 86 streams in the league oh May it's Peppa Pig with 497 streams can the rest catch up we'll see

October yeah Peppa Pig is your top artist You spent 1,000, you haven't come through anything else. Dude, no other artists were shown. You spent 1,639 minutes with them, which makes you a top 0.4% global fans. So there are people that have blown past me in terms of. Somehow.

I guess a daycare. Yeah, a daycare that probably just plays it on loop. Okay, your top artists were Peppa Pig, Fume, Danny Brown, Panchiko, and JPEG Mafia. so uh so i is this okay this is where it was heinous it opens with Danny Brown music and I'm like oh am I about to see a video from Danny Brown

uh here's a here's a message from your favorite artist yeah and I'm like oh shit and I swipe up hello everyone Mommy and Daddy told me that you've listened to lots of my music this year, and you had fun singing and dancing along. Thank you for that.

I have new songs for you next year, too. So I hope we can sing along together. Bye. Dude, I didn't even finish watching it. I just swiped. I was pissed. I was like, my blood pressure was so. spiked at that point

because it was literally like dude the fake out with the Danny Brown shit and I swipe up and it's like hello everyone mommy and daddy said I was like come on dude I love it's Danny Brown

and you swipe it's just like Peppa Pig for like two seconds staring at you it's somebody to animate it's just like it's just shoving it in your well you know not too many people

got a personalized video from all that's true One of the biggest influences of our generation, dude. That's true, you know, most people got, like, a shittily recorded video, like, hey, what's up, thanks for listening to my music, and that's it. I got a specially animated. Mommy and Daddy told me, does it not know your age, like, on Spotify? Well, I thinks I'm 69.

It thinks I'm 6, 6, 7, dude. Plus 2, 69. Check us out, dude And then let's see Which club do I belong to? Some bullshit Wait, I didn't find out what club I belong to I belong to. I belong to Grit Collective.

Your club believes in Rebellion through Music. There is no club rule book. Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going. There's the Channel Awesome album. Yep. And let's see. I'm sorry, my top was that guy with his guitar.

Lorian Testard? Is he, is he, is he, Is he related to Sheikarl? And now a word from one of your favorites. I couldn't, yeah, I couldn't understand it. Oh, turn it off. But it's one of the guys, or maybe the main guys doing this stuff, and it's... Okay.

Let me turn it down. Is this the club? Dude. You're, you got, uh, I got Cloud State Society. Your club finds peace through music. New members are gifted. What am I gifted, dude? Ooh, my role was curator. You're a focused playlist creator, combining the best of your club into mixes. Because I do, uh, I make a playlist every month. I make a lot of playlist. Only 16% of listeners are in my club. Yo, but get this. Only 9% are in mine. Oh, check it out, dude. Look at my club favorites. We got Peppa Pig, Paris, Texas, third eye blind.

APEG Mafia, Danny Brown, and Denzel Curry. These are all artists I listen to a lot. I got Fleetwood Mac, Mac Miller, Frank Ocean, Lorian Testard, the two lips. The two lips. And Sylvan Lacqueue. I don't know how to pronounce it. I just look at the word and I go, sure.

Yeah. You know, I never have to say it out loud, so why do I even worry myself with it? Yeah, exactly. Unless moments like this. I do like the two lips, though. And then to wrap it on up. Time for your victory lap

As it plays Peppa pig Peppa pig! And then it prompts me here to share my results Which top artists, check this out, dude I have biggest Laurian testard day Dude, you're a freaking crazy Lorian test art over there. Check this out.

Well, they pulled some of my files, Ryan. Because you had biggest Lorean test hard day Let's look at some of my files. Actually, starting with New Year's Day, January 1st. Let's see my report. The day you let Sinatra ring in the year. You opened the year with Sinatra's theme from New York, New York, and John Lennon's Imagine after midnight.

You know, two classic New Year's Eve songs. Of course. Then drifted into afternoon Discover Weekly. Vapor wave, city pop, and a gentle shoegaze close. 31 minutes, 15 tracks, 17 artists, a quietly varied New Year's Day. Far from your usual peppa pig routine. And I was like, God fucking damn it, dude.

Far from your usual. They had to throw it in. And this is months before you guys even did this shit. Like, you didn't start the peppa pig bullshit until April. This is January 1st, and they still had to throw, they started to throw the peppa pig shit in there. So I'm like, dude, is every single one of these reports going to fucking say it? So the next one is Biggest Music Listening Day, May 2nd.

Wait, I want to see something. Oh, wait, I click the wrong one. Biggest music listening day, May 2nd. The day you let Peppa Pig soundtrack, the sunrise, and the sunset, too. That was a Friday. From midnight, well into the morning, it's Peppa Pig by Peppa Pig, played on an unbroken loop over 100 times. Before a brief afternoon detour into sleepwalk and a sunset cameo by Hunter. Donnie Dip and Brian Wilson.

816 minutes, 331 tracks, 10 artists. Your biggest music day of the year, with Peppa Pig claiming the throne yet again. With Peppa Pig. Yet again. Filed under Peppa Pig Marathon, All Night Loop. So, when was that one? May 2nd. So that was Friday night.

But I'm wondering if, like, it caught it after midnight. And that was the Thursday that we did it. and it led into past midnight into the Friday? Yeah, probably, probably. And then let's see, May 22nd was biggest alternative hip-hop day. The day you let Danny Brown and JPEG Mafia run the relay. No mention of Peppa Pig? No, unfortunately not.

Damn. Yeah. So I was like, all right. And then September 5th, most nostalgic day. Alonis Morris at R.E.M., bare naked late. 80s. Before Caro Caro Bonito and Fredigan took over with their art pop and house detours. By evening, no doubt, and that Mexican OT kept the nostalgia die.

Why is that Mexican OT listed under nostalgia? Anyway, yeah, no peppa pig there. Most diverse day was November 9th. No peppa pig here. Okay, so maybe, you know. Yeah, as if that balances out the rest of the fucking... So, yeah, that was... Thanks for enjoying my...

music. That's my Spotify rap everybody. Dude, I was pissed. I was I was boiling.

I was boiling red, dude. I was bright cherry red in the face, in the cheeks. Like, you know, we're laughing about it now,

but I bet you in the moment, you're just, oh, in the moment, dude. God, damn, because you're like, you can't go back

and change any of it. There's no way to fix it. Luke's like, well, Spotify sucks anyway. Just, he goes, he goes, first Luke's shirt,

Okay. Okay. Second, well, okay, Spotify does suck. Sure. For a number of reasons. Of course. But I have all my, I need to move over to Apple Music or some shit. But that's a topic for another day. Luke is like, well, you know, you should just look at your last FM stats for the year. That's like, you know, you're real whatever. And I'm like, okay, so I go to my last FM stats, which I had removed the Peppa Pig stuff from, if I'm being honest, because I'm like, dude, I don't want this. Like, I don't want 600 plays of Peppa Pig in my last FM for the year. Of course. Or just in history. Yeah, I forgot it wouldn't remove it from my Spotify. But I go and I look and it's like, you play Tyler the Creator 2,000 times. And I was like, what? And then I realized I imported my entire Spotify listening history since 2012 earlier in the year.

So it counted it all as this year. As if like it all happened this year. So it's like. Still couldn't balance out Peppa Pig? No, no, no, no. Peppa Pig wasn't in there. Okay. I removed that manually.

Okay, okay. But, yeah, so I'm going to have to wait until the end of 2026 to really get a new taste of my music taste. Come on. Thank you, Luke. I'm not even, you know what? I guarantee what you, what you contributed to this was so minimal that it wouldn't have even appeared in my. It was probably like. 20 to 30% you know

well yeah think of a pie charts they were very tracks they were very tracks until he taught me the lesson and then I was playing hey it's peppa pig okay but how many times do you think that played as I said I'll take credit for maybe at most you know 30% of the plays and Luke can take 70% maybe even I'll go down to I'll go down to 20%

still 20% of those plays it would have still been in my top five but it probably would have been at five it would have been a little gag where I would have a more accurate depiction of my music tape it would have been like four or five instead of your first maybe and younger guys wouldn't have even probably been on there that was all the younger guys is all loose so now Luke knows a thing or two about younger guys

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and a 2026 holiday caravan stop. Learn more at canadaswunderland.com. I'm wearing a jacket, so it just feels good regardless. You know what I'm saying? Maybe when I'm wearing a jacket and having some sex, straight sex? You when you're wearing a condom? Because it feels great wearing a condom. It feels better wearing a condom.

That's something that I don't understand. People are always guys be like, oh, the condom ruins it. It's like, no, it feels better with a condom. That's why people use them. You know, it's also a great. great use for a condom. I'm just, it's just a tip, and I'm, I don't want too many people, you know, no pun intended, but I don't want too many people using it because I'm trying to figure out a way to, to monetize

it, but if you, if you take a condom and you just, you know, put it on, you know how you usually just go whoop, boop, bo, bo, bo, pooh, put it on your penis. Yeah, roll it, right. Yeah, roll it on your penis. And you go to a movie theater, see a movie, drink all the Diet Coke, Sprite, Mellow, Fanta, whatever you want, drink all, all that you need, and you'll never have to, to leave to go to the restroom and take a movie break and miss the movie you know why because you can piss right there in the seat right into the condom that does have a chamber

specifically for liquid walking out of there it's like your massive bulge in your pants halfway down your leg just like and then just imagine you to do it's sitting in there just Did you just hear that? And you just hear, Oh, shit. What was that? Nothing. You just, yeah, you just hear that.

It's like, oh, did you spill a drink or something? Oh, you think I spilled my, my mellow yellow. You just hear just the fucking just. And then it trickling onto the floor afterwards. I used Ryan's tip to go see. Wicked for good. And boy, oh boy, was I embarrassed. Jackass!

I forgot I filled up my water. I've been looking for ways to piss during a movie for fucking years. And for once, for once it seems like something's going to work. And there I am sitting there during Wicked 2. And pop. Pop goes the condom. I'm glad that one Giddyed you up

Just about a dude there With like his friends Or like on a date He's trying to act all casual And just hearing the puffed pop A muffled pop with like A quick fucking just Sploosh of like liquid

Followed by like a dripping trickle Or like Right before getting up at the end of the movie Just Pff It just says he's standing. And he's like, try to act like that actual. So he's just like, whoa, I think I spilled something.

He quickly, like, knocks his own drink over. Just, shit. Whoa, it spilled my drink. I think, actually, I'm going to stay up and pick up. You guys can, you guys, I'll meet you guys outside. It slips in it right away. Just, just, boom. He falls flat on his ass like that man we saw at the mall today.

Yeah. Can you add a slipping sound, by the way, Luke? I feel like that would come across. Oh, someone left their banana peel. Yeah, we saw a grown man in his 40s, I would say 50s. Yeah, he fell straight on his ass. Going down like two steps. And that's something that could send someone like a man his age to the chiropractor.

I will say honestly. Like it was a hard fall. You heard him, he going, and then like getting up, he was like, yeah, he was stifling a grunt. Yeah. I mean, and he was, his face was cherry red. I mean, it's embarrassing to fall flat on your ass at a public mall. Because why?

Especially on the second story of a public mall where everyone can see you? Including you and me, there were probably 14 people maybe total that witnessed this. Yeah, and we took out our phones instantly. Whoa. It's on TikTok. Yeah. But there is nothing more embarrassing than falling in public. Yeah, it's happened to all of us.

And when it happens, it's just like, you yourself didn't necessarily do anything, right? Like, but it's still embarrassing because why is it embarrassing? because it's it's you're so vulnerable yeah is that like what it comes down to probably like evolutionarily it's it feels bad because in terms of like it makes you other or it shows you're weak in that moment yeah it shows that you don't know how to walk i mean also honestly we you know we became we we we went through evolution and became bipedal so it is it is interesting you know all this time on our on our you know feet on our legs carrying us all the way through through different migrations throughout history

and we're still tripping over ourselves sometimes especially in fucking Charleston with all that loose fucking brick downtown fucking King Street Fuck King Street dude Or go down the fucking street's going on the fucking I forgot what the fucking street's called with the cobblestone Dude Charleston is literally like if you're walking around

King Street and just that downtown area it's like in my head It feels like there's someone below the street that controls one brick on a stick that just gets to go every now and then I got like trips you up I've never had that problem Really? Not on King Street?

Maybe I just haven't like paid attention. Maybe not directly on, dude, no, no. It's happened like, because there's, you know, streets. I'm telling in that whole area where like it's all uneven brick roads. Especially the university area has a lot of that. See, I never walked. I never really walked around College of Charleston area. I had a significant other that went there for a time.

So I would come from Columbia all the way to Charleston like every week or two to come visit. Actually, no. I did. I have walked around that area. And that is more, there is like definitely some brick around there. And if you go to like the cobblestone area, whoo, boy, I don't like the new markets, dude. The new markets are cringe. Yeah, the new markets very cringe.

It's like an indoor fancy shopping mall. What happened to the slave market I love? Yeah. I don't know. It had more of a, I don't know, it had some character back when it wasn't a indoor glass doored like air-conditioned. Like gold-line shopping mall with shit and fancy. see chandeliers and shit back when everyone still referred to it as the old slave market exactly

well they probably there's a lot of people still probably refer to it as because that's what he okay so yeah my hometown uh has a bit of a dark history when it comes to that stuff and in downtown mine doesn't no of course not and in mine was only the capital of the state well you got remember at the time charleston was the my charleston was the capital yeah yeah and then y'all got your capital take it away and uh i got i we got the crown over in columbia why did columbia We still imported more slaves. Why did Columbia take capital rights? We're the capital now.

Just, it's closer to, it's like more... I don't know. Because it is like middle, mid-state. Actually, I have no clue. Because Columbia's like in the... In that South Carolina, it's like here, right? Yeah. It's kind of like off center, but near center.

You know, they definitely taught us this in school. Maybe I'm wrong. Neither of us remember this. Am I wrong? No, it's pretty dead center. Right. It's pretty dead center in the state. But I actually don't know why.

I'm wondering if it has to do with they moved it during wartime for some reason. Like, maybe Charleston was under attack, so they had to move the capital to somewhere safer, like inland, you know? That's probably why. Was moved from Charleston to Columbia because Columbia was a more centrally located in a politically neutral site that balanced the interests of the up country and the low country. So it's really just like, it's in the middle. seems like a good spot for a capital. Damn. And I guess, you know, the low country.

I don't know. I've never heard the, I've never heard it called the upcountry. I've always heard it called the upstate and the low country. Yeah. They don't know what they're talking about. I was right. You were, exactly. But yeah, we have a pretty dark history with slavery.

And in the middle of downtown is a gigantic, long, like, marketplace. And it was a place where they sold humans. And now it has been. been refurbished into like a place where you can buy overpriced knickknacks and such and necklaces with dolphins and sea turtles on them that are definitely not locally made in a place that smells like poop pluff mud dude ain't smell too good well it downtown doesn't smell like that because of pluff when you smells like that because the fucking horses well not well they got rid of the horses didn't they or did they not no they're still around what yeah i thought to the best of my knowledge they're

still around damn yeah i thought that the conditions they keep the horses in or fucking barbaric and fucking awful. And I think most Charleston, like, locals are pretty against the horse thing. It's a tourist thing. Like, tourists come and they want to, like, have the horse-drawn carriage. But, like, it's fucking hot as shit downtown. There's loud cars. It's, like, hard.

And they get thrown in a shoebox afterwards, essentially. All day walking on, like, a narrow path and being nervous around a bunch of fucking dumb asses. Oh, my God, look, look. Let me take a picture next to it and scare it. Yeah, so you would have tourists, you know, come up to you like, y'all know where the slave market is? It's like, well, we just call it the market now, but. Oh, you know what I mean. Well, I mean, actually, it was Justin Timberlake that, you know, pushed for the change.

He said, drop the slave, just the market. It was a good idea. It was a great idea. It increased sales by quite a bit. I haven't visited Charleston in years. years. It's fantastic. I do. I do. They have a wonderful eateries about. They do. They have a, they have, they have great food. I mean, South Carolina, like, honestly, dude, just the South as a whole, you know, amazing food. I think the South has, and I feel like this is going to get me some hate. All right. This is my, this is my hot take. The South has the best food in the country. We're locally biased. Hey, I've lived in Southern California for, uh, We both lived here for over a decade. I mean, the thing about, so, southeast, best food in the country.

And then Texans be like, you don't count as South. No. You're dusty rednecks. People truly don't know what they're missing with like, I'm even talking down to even, like, the Benihana, like the type of Japanese grill barbecue. It hits different in Southeast than it does here. Like here it sucks. Yum sauce? Here at f- Yumme sauce is amazing.

That's a southern thing. Which is crazy. Yeah. Like when I found out that the fucking... Makes sense because they love their mayonnaise. Manez is great. Dude, I mean, that's the thing about the South. The South loves fucking fat and sugar, you know, and dairy.

All of that shit. Like, dude, barbecue and fuck Texas. Some nice brisket. Okay. I mean, Texas has good barbecue too. Of course. It's a different style. All the southern states have a different style barbecue.

and no, Texas does not count as a southern state. I'm just saying Texas does that barbecue. But South Carolina barbecue does it the best with that mustard sauce. Just saying. You can't go wrong. Well, I'm sure someone could make it poorly. But for me, it's like if I'm given the option mustard sauce all. Yeah.

I used to. I'll be honest, even if I didn't grow up with it. Like, even if I was not from South Carolina, I think I would still like the mustard sauce the most because it's tangy and it's sweet. I agree. I remember being at school for school. lunch and every now and then they would have like shitty yellow barbecue sandwiches every now and then in like almost just like the plastic thin see-through bags yeah they put it in and every now and then they would serve the like vinegar pulled pork and I just be like

where's the sauce because in my head when I was younger I was like barbecue is just the yellow mustard right right it's just what it is instead of like the just the vinegar which is I still like that. It's good. It's still good. I'd much rather have the mustard-based sauce. If you're on the mood and expecting that mustard-based sauce and you get the vinegar, it's, you're going to have a bad time. It doesn't hit. But you know who does hit? People and they need to be arrested. People on this list. Yep. All these people need to be arrested by authorities at once for reasons we can't get into. But you guys know what you did. And there's a, there's, you see there's two, there's one list where it's like emojis and another where it's no, like emojis. Unfortunately, we can't

also get into the like why they're separate but just know the people with emojis deserve to be gone at like they they need to be taken off the streets immediately they need to be taken off the face of the earth in my opinion you can't get into like the exact differences between the two lists but yeah court court documents might be able to at some point but for now yeah uh and actually if if you want to be like these people i don't know why you would but if for some reason you feel like you deserve to be there you can go to patreon.com slash super mega yeah and you can become one of these people. You'll get a bunch of extra content, like a little bit of the podcast that we're going

to record that you only get on Patreon. It's a little after show that we record that runs, you know, anywhere between 12 to 20 minutes or something like that. That's it. Well, there's plenty of more. And you get stickers on the, you know, stickers each month if you're on these lists and you get your name in the episodes, which is fucked up. But with that, good afternoon, good evening, and good night.

The Harry Truman Show. The, the, more like the, the, the hairy gonad show. What? You can do better match. Just end it, Luke, end it. Please? Thank you.