supermegashow - Oopsie Daisies | supermegashow - 031

Episode Date: October 7, 2024

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The tip? The whole like... No, just the tip of the head. And a little bit past where, you know, the edge of the head. That's what a mallet will do, buddy. Yep. I should have thought twice before doing that. No, you never know if you don't try.

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We know you watching it right now, you turned it on, you're going, Oh boy! You're screaming with delight, g giggling kicking your feet up in the air some of you are Started the episode with your arms crossed going Well, they deserve my giggles today And so hopefully by the end of the episode there will be at least a smirk on that little fucking goblin face of yours I'm fucking praying with all my will and all my might that we can earn those giggles today. You ever had this stuff? God.

What is that? White Monster? You are what you drink they say. I got myself a pink monster over here. Well ever since the mallet that's more like... I don't want to talk about that on the show Today To keep up with the trends that night decided to do the duct tape challenge Ready yeah

Don't take challenge time Yep Duck tape challenge time! Yup, dude! Seriously? Yup! You got me with the duck tape challenge! Is it, does it hurt? Oh, yeah dude! I love challenges that aren't challenges.

Where it's like, it's called a challenge but there's nothing challenging about it. Now the Cinnamon Toast Ken challenge, where you take a spoonful of Cinnamon Toast Kens and then try to... Oh man, I tried to keep a straight face through that one, I couldn't. Cinnamon Toast Ken, he does like, from what I've seen now, he just does like news videos on like drama. Nude videos? If you go to his Patreon, it's pretty crazy. He's like one of those people that, cause you found him on Facebook and stuff, like

the, like the guys, or maybe it's a Twitter, I can't remember, but there's guys with accounts where they're, the main thing that they, it's like they like showing off their penis, but it's always like an accident that they showed it off. Or like they're kind of like in the, I don't know, the best way I could describe the demeanor in these accounts is like like oops, uh oh. I'm being a little racy aren't I?

Years ago, do you remember that one account that This is what's I found, yeah, and it was like dude I forgot about this. It was a Twitter account of this dude and it actually had like a decent amount of followers. He was a nudist? And it would be videos of his Right or no, did I get this wrong?

No, this one wasn't a nudist This guy was just making porn, but all the videos were like oops his gym shorts accidentally came off While he was playing video games and they were so loony tunes s so funny We're just going through the account laughing because it would be like oh there was one where he's in a full spider-man outfit And he's like pretending to shoot webs and then like his suit rips and his erect penis goes and then it's smash cuts to him ejaculating which you always got to conclude the money shot that's why people are there oh yeah absolutely but is there an I I don't know if there's a name for that genre of uh a pornographic video but but... Oopsy-Daisies?

Oopsy-Daisies pornography? I've seen like I'm pouring up on the sidebar with categories, you know, you've got like Latina, Oopsy-Daisies, Cumshot, you've got all of them. Like they always had the cartoon sound effects in the Oopsy-Daisies category. It was a nice penis. It was? I mean, I don't, honestly, I don't remember it. I remember.

I'm surprised, it must've made an impression after all these years if you can just, it was a nice penis. I mean, maybe my penis is creating a nice penis. It was a good looking penis, I have to say. It was a good looking penis. No homo, but it was. Just saying.

I can recognize a nice penis when I see one. Oh yeah. You know? It's like, you don't have to be, as a heterosexual male, 100%, you can see another penis and recognize that's a nice penis. You can imagine it's like, if I were gay, would I like that in my mouth? And you can go, yeah, if I were gay. Judging by the erection in my pants, I think I would. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But ew, not in real life. Yuck. No, no, no, you suck a dick in the game. You suck a dick for real

It's in the new hair Harold and Kumar 4d movie that that's coming out Okay, I know you're doing a bit but is there a new Harold not You can see the excitement on your face you oh my god. My heart started you see the 3d Christmas movie No, I didn't so you're not a fan. Well, dude, I saw Harold and Kumar White Castle classic escape from Guantanamo Bay classic Cock meat sandwich, dude. You can't forget George W Bush smoke smoke and Kush. I did like that it's good Harold and Cooper kind of reads like our book and um, I the third movie was just not interesting to me because It's a Christmas movie, and I just I don't know I can't get into holiday themed

Sequels if it was in 3d I know and that attracted me to neil patrick harris is back for his cameo appearance That he does in every single one of the movies It was very funny at the time because in the first one he's at the whorehouse Mm-hmm, and he's a he's like he's a big drug user or um or a Sex that's what they're called right? I know they're called whorehouse a brothel. That's offensive sex work Brothel. That's offensive. Sex, work. Sex, work, work, work, sex worker establishment. There you go. Thank you, good job.

I don't know why I thanked you, but. Sex entrepreneur establishment. Yes, very good. They're entrepreneurs. Yeah, they are. Door to door sex salesman. Same with the guy that accidentally shows up. Will you buy my OnlyFans?

I just set it up. Here are my breasts. Whoa! That would be awesome dude. Honey who's that at the door? No one! Taxman! Mormons! It's the bug guy again. I think that's a great idea. For marketing going door to door with your OnlyFans with a business card. Flashing your cock or tits. Or pussy. Or ass. Or you can just be be subtle and go you have to subscribe to see the goods

Mm-hmm. You could uh, you know just kind of tease some cleavage. Yeah, or maybe I Could see it now the guy on Twitter that we watch he can hand his business card And while he's handing the business card an accident happens where his pants rip And maybe has like a backpack on his back and he has someone hiding in the bushes that presses it and like confetti comes out after it happens I don't know I like to think big I don't know you're thinking big and that's

that's what got you to this point and also I forgot it wasn't just that the cock would explode out it would be his comically like Looney Tunes reaction to it where he would like like cover it with his hands with his legs like shaking really fantastic stuff If anyone knows that Twitter account, I would love to love to find that again. Yeah, DM me that Oh my god, dude. Your mic flag fell off again. What's going on? You want trade mics? I We can trade mics dude, it's not it's not an issue for me

See look at mine mine's mine's nice and snug as a bug in a rug so live it right now. Why I am If I could change color like a chameleon, I'd be beet red or or apple red I wish instead of beet red when you're describing that they described as oh he was apple red He was apple red with anger tomato red. He was cherry tomato red He was firetruck red with anger. I like firetruck red Why is it beet red beats aren't even red? What are they purple? Yeah, they're well, I don't know I feel like people are gonna blast me in the comments for saying be like maroon or something like the color of your hat

Yeah, that's a red. That's a form of red. It's like a maroonish purplish. There is red in there You know like the the hue of it. Yeah, it's got some red. Yeah, there's red in almost everything It's true even in thing. That's true. Even in um... Come on man, are you really gonna do this? No it's fine. I'm sorry.

Come on. No it's fine. It's whatever. Did you want to talk about roller coasters? Yeah, but... Okay, hold on. Were you gonna say there's red in these ad reads? Is that what you were gonna say?

You sure? Hold on, hold on. No, I wasn't. I wanted to talk about roller coasters, and I had this website that isn't pulled up right now, but I just have to pull it up. Okay. Just waiting on that website. Okay. Just waiting on that website.

Okay. Did you, wait one second, hold on. Wrong website. Okay. Okay. Fuck. Dude, your mic is falling apart. Now the cover came off? What's going on, dude? I can't keep everything succinct.

I hold it with my hand literally up against it just to keep it there. So it can't fall if it tried. Um, uh, you gonna show me this website? The American, did you know Matthew that the American roller coaster was invented to save America from Satan? What the hell are you talking about? It may be hard to believe with roller coasters named Daredevil Dive, Steel Vengeance, and The Beast, but the rides were initially developed as a distraction from Satan's temptations. In 1884, disgusted with the uprise of hedonistic amusements like saloons and brothels, LaMarcus Adna Thompson invented the Switchback

Gravity Railway, a panted coaster that visitors to Brooklyn's Coney Island could ride for just five cents. I'm sorry dude, the name LaMarcus is fucking hilarious. Is it like L apostrophe Marcus or like? Like Lil Marcus? No, it's literally L capital L lowercase a then same word, or same name, capital M. Oh. So literally, Lamarcus. Lamarcus. Hi, I'm Lamarcus Watson. Lamarcus Thompson invented the Switchback Gravity Railway. The Switchback Gravity Railway. So Brooklyn's Coney Island had the first ever roller coaster.

Wait, so are you telling me roller coasters were invented literally as like a an escape from hedonistic pleasures? Yeah I am and did you also know that one of the earliest coasters in America carried coal before it carried thrill seekers? That makes sense, you know, you got to transport that coal somehow. Russian mountains predated roller coasters. No shit. Why is that a fun, I'm looking up, it's on the Smithsonian Magazine website, I just, you know, 14 fun facts about roller coasters

that it's like, but it has in quotes, Russian mountains. Oh, I wonder if that was a type of coaster. They're not just saying Russian mountains predated roller coasters. Because I'm like, those have been around for millions of years. Russian mountains helped to inspire early roller coasters of Europe. What the fuck is that? Wait, early roller coasters of Europe?

What about this Coney Island shit? You know, classic American exceptionalism. You know, we think we invented everything. When they've been doing roller coasters in China for 6,000 years. Oh, can I give you one more, one last fun fact about roller coasters? Hit me Ryan, one more time. You can thank inventor Philip Hinkel for that clanking, anxiety inducing powered chain lift that allows roller coasters to clip their first big inclines. Lamarcas didn't create that? No Lamarcas didn't create that. But okay I just rode roller coasters recently a couple weeks ago. You trusted me with a

whole entire segment and I did I was at home last night I was like what do people love roller coasters why don't I give them some fun fact I thought it was I thought I thought it was educational and it was and we threw in some bits there Got to giggle at the name Lamarcus, you know, I thought it was a great segment Lil Lamarcus Lil Lamarcus Lil Lamarcus Thompson Lamarcus Thompson is a Genuinely, we need to put in our next book, someone named LaMarcus. I wanna see what LaMarcus Thompson looks like.

LaMarcus, it sounds like a football player. Oh. Can I see LaMarcus Thompson? Just some angry white man. Okay, I was scared for a second that it might've been like a not white man and people would get mad at us for laughing at the name. No.

But Lamarcus is, okay, the angry looking white man is even funnier to me then. The man who would later be known as the father of gravity. He invented it. Yeah, he's known as the father of gravity. Why wouldn't fucking Isaac Newton be called the father of gravity? I'm almost certain Isaac Newton is known as the father of gravity. Why wouldn't fucking Isaac Newton be called the father of gravity? I'm almost certain Isaac Newton is known as the father of gravity. Why the hell is a guy that's

like, look, you can roll down this little incline. It's like the father of gravity. Well, also you have to imagine there's the chain system that pulls it up and it's using the momentum of the coaster afterwards to go through the rest of the thing and then they have to bring the roller coaster to a stop. It's very complex. I bet you... Dude, if you have so much to say about Lamarcus's roller coasters, then why don't you go make a fucking roller coaster yourself? I literally... Dude, I'm not saying anything bad about Lamarcus's roller coasters. I bet you can't. Yes, I could. Yeah, I'd like to see you try. I could 100% build a roller coaster. Making roller coasters is there's a whole lot more work that gets put into making a roller coaster than people think. Yeah, I'd like to see you try. I could. I know everything about fucking making roller coasters, dude.

It's not that hard. Have you ever played fucking Minecraft? Well, Marcus would be rolling in his fucking jar right now, dude. rolling in his fucking jar right now dude they got his soul in a jar I was more like you got cremated and they just put him in like a mason jar yeah don't you get love Mason yeah ah ad reads are you Dave a claims-free hybrid driving university grad who signed up online? Well, Dave, this jingles for you. Not Dave, no problem. TD Insurance has over 30 ways to save on home and auto. So... You can totally save, just not exactly like a day.

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How are Japanese roller coasters? What's different? Do they go backwards? Holy shit. Dude, there's one roller coaster at this theme park at the base of Mount Fuji that was the most intense roller coaster I've ever been on and it it actually like like my my heart was like at the end of it I was sitting there like Matt you're telling me there's a roller coaster more intense than the Incredicoaster at

Universal Islands of Adventure yeah it's a lot more intense than Incredicoaster. Okay. And Rock and Rollercoaster. Even with the gamma launch at the beginning of the Incredicoaster? Are you forgetting about the gamma launch? This theme park has the fastest launch in the world. I bet you're not faster than the Incredicoaster. It is faster than the Incredicoaster because this theme park, their whole gimmick is that all the roller coasters are record-breaking. So they have the steepest drop incline that goes negative. Yeah, records are very flimsy. I could snap one in half. Why is it a big thing that a fucking two-ton vehicle can do it moving at like 200 miles an hour? I don't know, dude. It's a... Vinyl's making a comeback and, you know, people...

I don't know, just talk. They bring it up a lot and they just put it in everything because it's hip. I do like vinyl, though. Vinyl's great, dude. I still, you know, I up a lot and they just put it and everything's the tip I do like vinyl though. I'm great, dude I still you know material have a record player in my house you do and whenever I come over you always a You girl put your records on for me. It's like use like I Typically just because you have to flip it so much It's not like music that I'll have on like throughout the day. It's either the record the records come out either when there's chores or when there's guests mmm because I think it's a little

special you know it is it is I haven't go tell a guest like hey go pick out a record I'll put it on for you I know you've told me many times I've been over maybe playing a little board game, eating cheese. We should have a board game night again soon. I would love that dude, it's been too long. Way too long. And I can pick out a record. You can.

I can bring some records over even. Turn your records on. Tell me your favorite song. You're gonna let your head down. You're gonna find yourself somewhere Somehow that is legitimately a great song I

Remember my mom like explaining that song to me when uh shortly after came out my mom got it a CD and splaining she was no she was I Have this very specific memory of riding in the car because my mom would get a new CD and that's all she would play for like five months. She really got her money's worth with it. And we'd be driving to school and home every day. It was like a 20 minute drive.

And she'd just restart the CD. So girl put your records on, tell me your favorite song. Was playing every single day for a couple months. And she goes, now Matthew, you know, like, like, do you hear these lyrics? So basically, you know, in the black community, it's, it's, you know, it's more taboo to let your hair down, so, you know, she's saying, she's expressing, you know, like, the freedom, like, let your hair down, girl, and I was like thank you mom. I had no idea your mom was such a was such a... oh she's very locked in to the... very hip with it hip with the times and the inner workings of like lyricism and what they mean about that particular artist's race and yeah how you know I think it's beautiful that your mom could

actually interpret that. Oh she's very very tapped in with that kind of stuff. I actually feel really bad now because she probably didn't use those exact words and I just made it sound like she's very ignorant or something. She explained it to me and also I was in fifth grade so I might just be completely misremembering this and making my mom out to be a dumbass. No, your mom was explaining it. It was just, I don't. She probably had a little bit more elegance.

Oh, of course she did. There's nothing, like, that's her middle name, not meaning the doctor, but. Oh, that should be bleeped. Also, the whole thing about the hair taboo thing, she might not, she might have said something different and I just misremembered and now it sounds like I am quoting her saying something not true about the black community I don't know what to tell you buddy

Mom, I'm sorry if you're watching this I'm gonna get a phone call. Yeah, you know, did she watch still watch. Yes. She still watches maybe not every episode Which fake fan, but I'm gonna get a phone call, she's gonna go, Matthew, I never said that. I've noticed her views are like a little wishy washy. Has she not been sharing with her Facebook group the episodes like she usually does?

I don't want you to get mad at my mom. So I haven't said anything. But yes, she has not been sharing every episode with her Facebook group Which I know It's very detrimental to growth But whatever I'll get over it I'll talk to her yeah, okay, you know There's many ways to get views up, you know and in in the last episode we, you know, talked about a great one that you, uh, completely blew. Yeah. I don't blow.

Uh, well you blew this one. I know. I wouldn't. What are we talking about? Chris Brown. I didn't blow Chris Brown. No, you blew, you blew the chance to have him on the show. Oh. Yeah, because I didn't blow him. Oh, that's why? Yeah. Oh, yeah, because I didn't blow him.

Oh, that's why? Yeah. Oh, just blow him then. I'll do it. We need guests. I love the thought of us being so desperate for guests that we're willing to blow Chris Brown to get him on our podcast.

There's a universe where that happens. We joke about it in this episode. Chris Brown somehow sees it and goes, that sounds fun. I don't know what he would think. He hits us up and goes, you know, it'd be real fun if you guys blew me. I'll come on the show. And we go, okay.

And we get- I got this idea. I come on your show and you blow me. Mark Wahlberg. Mark Wahlberg's voicing Chris Brown. What does Chris Brown sound like? I don't know. Be careful. Yeah, I already have one strike for this episode, so. Do your best Chris Brown impression. Now do your best Denzel Washington impression. I'm drunk right now. I love that movie.

From Flight. Yeah, great movie. I haven't seen the whole movie, I just saw that scene. Have you not seen the whole movie? I started it. Wait, what? Well, I started it and I watched the first like probably 20 minutes and I don't remember why,

but I had to stop watching it. And then I saw that scene where he's in court and they're like, are you an alcoholic? And he's like, I'm drunk right now. Don Cheadle's in the movie. Love Don Cheadle. I'm a Cheadle baby. Actually, I'm not sure.

Skylar White is in either Flight or the, I think, no, she's not in Flight. She might be in the Tom Cruise plane movie, direct by Clint Eastwood. They did like a Breaking Bad crossover? No, the, not Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks. Did I say Tom Cruise? Yeah. Tom Hanks, the... Not Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks. Did I say Tom Cruise? Yeah.

I meant Tom Hanks, the... Well, there is Tom Cruise playing movies. What's the Captain Phillips? No! What's the one where he's a pilot? Sully. Sully. It's either in Sully or in Flight.

Skyler is like one of the board members about like, is this possible? I think it's... Really? I think it's the Tom Hanks one. It's really fascinating to me, Honestly, though that someone like Anna gun Who plays Skylar in Breaking Bad? Oh, there you go guys. You could you could check that one off the list bringing up Breaking Bad Such a like huge character that everyone knows but then like after Breaking Bad Do you really see her and get getting more roles or like where is she? I mean, she's still you know

She's in like smaller roles. That's the thing with TV actors is it's much harder for TV actors to break the mold and go into like a different form of media like film. That's why like, I can't remember the actress's name unfortunately, I'm a fucking piece of shit. But the actress who plays Lois in Malcolm in the Middle. Jane Kaksmerak. Jane Kaksmarak. I've seen her in stuff like every now and then like going back and

watching movies. You're in there. And I absolutely fucking love her. It's like one of those. It's like one of those things where it's like you have it in you to win an Oscar given the right role in the right movie. Like I truly believe that. Oh dude, she is such a like incredible actor

But she just the you know I don't know it's it is weird There are so many actors that I know of that like has ball ball has Paul Dano ever gotten like a An Oscar nomination, maybe he did for Little Miss Sunshine I think that's supporting actor or even in in There Will Be Blood. See, like... I gotta look this up, cause Paul Dano... He's not a TV actor, so I guess it doesn't really... He's also a white man, so... That explains a lot.

I've always thought he would play a great Donald Trump in about 20 years. Well, now we got the winner soldier playing Donald Trump. There's also a movie where Brendan Gleeson plays Trump. I love Brendan Gleeson. Brendan Gleeson is fucking awesome. Dude, I forgot Paul Dano's in like one episode of The Sopranos when he's like 15. And he's talking about pussy. Because he's friends with his son. Paul Dano Oscar nomination.

Let's see if he's got any Oscars. Wikipedia page, list of awards and nominations received by Paul Dano. You know you've made it when you have a page just for that. Let's see, Paul Dano has received several awards, including two Critics' Choice Movie Awards, an Independent Spirit Award, and a SAG Award, as well as nominations for

There was some blood British Academy Film Award and two primetime Emmys and a Golden Globe has he never been up for an Oscar I don't think so it's not on here. You think that there will be I really thought that either Little Miss Sunshine or there will be blood He would have gotten Mm-hmm, maybe Steve Carell got... Because, you know, you can't nominate more than one in a certain category from each movie or whatever, some shit like that. Has Steve Carell gotten an Emmy for The Office? I'd imagine.

Because, okay, Steve Carell was nominated for one Academy Award. Academy Awards are Oscars, right? Uh huh. Okay. This is the Academy Awards. The Academy are the Oscars. Who's the Academy? Sounds like some fucking like high up elite society. Isn't it, didn't we just like all find out that the Academy is just a bunch of like

lazy people who see half of the movies that are up for nomination, quickly watch them before the Oscars and then just kind of throw in their vote. Yeah, I heard something very similar. Or it's like all about who you know too as well. So the Academy is just a bunch of just people watching movies at home, or sorry, watching half of a movie at home. I think it's very- Deciding the award that it'll receive. And then not watching any of the other shit. I think it's very political. Not in the term of like politics and like, you know, like the government.

But political in terms of like that scene where- Or like what the movie is about. Yeah, there is definitely more of a- There is that through line with the Oscars where you can tell that there's a theme they want to express through some of the winners they choose. Not to say that the winners they choose don't deserve some recognition, but years like the one of the most infamous where Crash won best picture. It just kind of like shows where it's like I I've personally never seen crash so I can't really talk on it. I've seen like video essays on it and stuff It doesn't look like a great movie added at home like I'm a little bewildering, but you know, it's a movie that is

Trying really hard in all aspects. I think to kind of be The Oscar winner. Is that the one where the guy gets off the car crashes? As I said, I've never seen it. All I know is that there's like a, no there's, what am I fucking thinking? There's like Michael Peña's in it. Okay.

Yeah, there's like a bunch of people that are just in it, but it's not great apparently. I mean, I think pretty much a lot of the award shows, the big ones, I don't think it actually really has to do with like, this person was the best actor this year. I think it has to do more with like the film industry politics. Yeah.

And again, when I say politics, I don't mean politics like how you would normally think. I mean like how there's office politics, which just means like people fighting and whatever. It's like the film industry, like who you know and... Because there's Oscars, I don't know if they mean the same deal anymore, but they used to mean a lot. They still do. Getting an Oscar means like an automatic pay raise or something like that.

It still does. It means like if you get an Oscar or an Emmy, you just got a lot more money for every role you get but sometimes that also puts in a problem where it'll be like a lesser-known actor or actress they'll win an Oscar and then they fail to find roles because they're they're Trying to commission at a higher salary or something like that then they otherwise would and maybe the studio is like I mean, you're not like well-known you want a Oscar so yeah No fairness in the entertainment industry

That's not something you should be looking for if you're working in it or trying to work in it I guess you know I think that the only time I've seen like actual fairness where I'm like okay this 100% deserves fairness where I'm like okay this 100% deserves you know what it's getting was when Macklemore beat Kendrick Lamar for best album. That was like a monumentous occasion where finally the the not trying to reference our favorite movie here but the little man turned out to be the big man yeah for lack of a better phrase. That is still so mind blowing to me.

That phrase, I know, I just came up with it. It's genius, it's pure genius. The little man became the big man. Words of wisdom. How come they never created a sequel called The Big Man where the little man gets shot with a big ray and he turns into like into like It could be a crossover with like honey

I blew up the kids and he turns into like a big basketball sized as in basketball player sized person. Oh, okay I was like basketball size Smaller that's a shrink ray Like whatever happened to movies with shrink rays, man? They got rid of all that shit. They think it's corny, shrink rays and ray guns and stuff like that, it's bullshit. Chris is still popular.

I don't know, decently. I mean, I don't really like the guy. What? He invited you to the freak-off at the grog party. I'm kidding, I don't think he was even there. I wouldn't know. Well, I was invited to freak-off at the grog, the after freak-off at the grog party.

No, I like Chris Raegun. That dude's so goofy, dude. Very sweet guy. We had freak-offs. Dude, the fuck it, like, did he actually referring to these sex parties as freak ops? And with like a thousand bottles of baby oil?

I saw his lawyer said. Well it's not that much, it's not that many. He lives right next to a Costco. So you know, that's why he has so much, because he buys in bulk. And it's like, yeah you know, I also live pretty close to a Costco. And I'm not going and buying a thousand bottles

of baby oil for. Dude, for a thousand bottles of baby oil, a thousand bottles of baby oil it almost seems like He's like fucking water or lube boarding people like every every person at the party to have that much like I don't know like he's feeling like a little inflatable swimming pool with it for those who use lubricant at least From my experience a little goes a long way dude just like a sort of word imagine thousands of like a thousand over a thousand bottles and and now correct me if i'm wrong was the thousand bottles for one freak off i have no clue or was it for

like i would imagine it's not for one freak off okay okay that clears something i don't like legitimately using freak off as like do you think the detectives are like? So when was the first freak off? I? Love that he had his funny freak offs begin. Yeah, so uh around the time of July 2012 there was another freak off and There was another term he had to that was like freak off. It was freakfests or something. See whenever we host parties we just need to throw a slur in there.

Therefore it can never break the news. That's genius. That's really genius. The party. And I don't know, you know, insert whatever slur you want I guess. Yeah, use your imagination. Excluding one. Yeah, don't use that one in your head, but

That's pretty genius because we're talking about the freak ops because that's a funny name But a name like with a slur everyone be like we're not gonna talk about that on the podcast So super mega claim to whole I never mind let's just Super mega claim to hold I never mind. Let's just let's just Like the detectives become awkward in the room it's like so your parties, that's not what we call them so the they were not parties The it's right. It should be there in your case files, right? like looks down like he's like, let's take five. You know, we want to get some coffee or something,

some water. We just, we advertise our party's name in Wingding so they can never say it. It's like in the case files, like still typed out in Wingding. So you can see like a screenshot of like a core document. The party's known as, how would they? Be like, finger, bird, triangle.

Fox News would have to twist it to like satanics. They use satanic symbols to message each other across the deep web. They use these. When it's like you're using like Facebook Messenger in the incognito tab or something That's the deep web Yeah, I've been on the deep web

Open up incognito mode which by the way incognito mode just you know is really not incognito at all Just don't put it in your search history. I just like using it so it doesn't have the clutter of like Past shit, but I guess I can just delete cookies too Yeah, like incognito is like if I want to look at porn no well sure yeah But it's like for when my YouTube Recommended are kind of shit, and I just want to see like what's generally like on the front page Yeah, I'll just incognito. I'm not like signed into anything. It's interesting when you on the front page. I'll just incognito, I'm not signed into anything. It's interesting when you see the front page.

I get a fresh take of any website, even Reddit or something. Yeah, it would be really cool if they had an option to reset your algorithmic YouTube. Sometimes my YouTube recommended just becomes cluttered because I'll watch, for one night, I'll watch a certain type of video and then the next day it's all that,

and I don't feel like watching that anymore. It's like, I wanna see my silly space videos again. I don't wanna see all of these video essays on this oil tanker that sank in 1981. Boring. I know. You know it's not boring though. Three, two, one.

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That's a little slim shady for you guys, okay, I keep thinking about it, dude I just I don't know why I keep having this temptation to buzz my head and bleach it then do it Just fuck stop talking about it. Slim Shady style. No, dude, I can't. It's just my hair- Are you putting- is this like a feeler you're putting out for the audience to then gauge like- It's more of a feeler for my best friend.

I've said time and time again, do it. But do you really mean that? Yeah. Do you think- you kind of shrugged. Because it's just like, I don't It's it's hair. It grows back. I've buzzed my head multiple that you've buzzed it before It's not about it growing back. It's about it's it's about how it would look I I'm gonna get a haircut soon. Just because I'm kind of the long hair stuff is getting I'm starting to like shorter hair for the showers

shorter like I don't have to do as much work for long for my short hair I feel you but I can't buzz my head and bleach it because if you're gonna get a haircut I'm not gonna buzz my it's gonna upstage me though I'm just gonna get a haircut I got a haircut a few weeks ago it didn't upstage you people still I didn't get looked at your gorgeous blueberry blue eyes if I get a haircut and you get a haircut, people are gonna look at that and they're gonna go, oh, and slim shady over here, yeah. Cringe, I'll probably still be wearing a hat.

Your hair looks good, thanks. I do miss short hair to be honest. Cause you had real long hair. Reese, for the surfing sketch, you had pretty long hair. You had a little mullet bleached. And then you cut it short. I forgot how good it feels in the shower. Like when you get out of the shower

and you have really short hair, you just have to fluff a towel over your head and it's dry. And then just through your days, I can feel my fucking hair. It's getting in, it's doing this thing right here where it's getting in And then through, and then just through your days, like I can feel my fucking hair, like it's getting in, like it's doing this thing right here where it's like getting in my eyes a little bit. And I'm just like, you know what? Why don't we, why don't we just get, tuck that away?

And then I'm having to tuck these wings in to my hat sometimes. It's like, I don't know, with long hair, you can get it cut, you know, to make sure that you don't have as many, like a long awkward stage, but I tend to, if I'm growing my hair out, just power through the awkward stage with beanies and hats,

and then when it's grown out. I haven't had my hair long enough to tie back, though, in a long time. That used to be the classic McGee look. I know. Because you'd tie your hair back with a little hair tie and the black tank top with... Some gym shorts or the black t-shirt with gym shorts.

Or the Chinatown Market. No, the puzzle piece. The puzzle piece shorts. Yeah, you wore those all the time. I have no idea where those are now. You're not gonna believe this, dude. When I was at the Grog party, nothing but Johnson showed up wearing them.

And one of the first things I said was, you got the McGee shorts on and he seemed shocked. He was like, what? So, I think that's where they might be. Because when we went to Chinatown Market. He has a small waist too. Yeah, but when we went to Chinatown Market, I don't remember getting a pair for Johnson.

No? And also, small waist. Maybe someone else got a pair and Johnson got that pair. He was sagging his pants about down to his shins. You could see his- Was he wearing the tails and knuckles socks? He was. And the lag blue shoes. Did he

have his key to the city with him? He did yes he was carrying it around. He was pulling a markiplier with the was it twitch or VidCon where he was carrying around his million dollar play button? Million dollar play button? No, it was worth a million dollars. Sorry, his ten million subscriber play button. That's right. The diamond play button. Yeah he was showing that thing off and it was a sparkly. Hey if you have it why 10 million subscriber play button. That's right. The diamond play button. Yeah, he was showing that thing off, and it was sparkly. Hey, if you have it, why not show it off?

Man, I wish he had gotten robbed at gunpoint and that stolen. Why would you wish that on Markiplier? I'm sorry, I shouldn't have wished that. I take that back completely. He's already having to deal with Jacksepticeye no longer being a part of Cloak, which is just a real

it's a real damn shame. Put a damper on the podcast bringing that up. I don't wish Markiplier was robbed at gunpoint. I just think it would be funny if if he's carrying around the 10 million 10 million subscriber play button and then he gets robbed and someone steals it and then marks going through enough dude I shouldn't have wished that I'm to Kai on follows him and then leaves the cloak brand piss it that means there's an opening though we could be cloak heads we could be cloakedhead? That's good. Yeah, but Markiplier, if you're watching and you need a... He's not.

Spoiler alert. If someone close to Markiplier is watching that can give him this information, then we would love to be the new Jacksepticeye. We would love to, together as one unit, be the head of Cloak with you. So it's like Markiplier and SuperMega's brand. Yeah. Cloak. It's like a, it's, and then we could start a content house. We move in with Markiplier? Yeah. Dude, that actually is not a bad idea. Full circle, right? Yeah. That

actually would be insane. That full circle like we become like super super tight with Mark again and then like get a content house, get a mansion that we all split or I mean he would probably be paying for I don't think we would be able to afford rent. We could at least you know we could at least put in the like elevator maintenance costs or something. Sure sure. The escalator maintenance costs. I'll pay like. Cause I don't want no stairs I want the escalator maintenance costs. I'll pay like. Because I don't want no stairs, I want escalators. Oh yeah, and I'll pay for internet maybe.

You know, it's like, oh, we got internet for the house. If I'm rich, I just want three things. And escalades, what's that other thing I said? Escalades, multiple? Yeah. Cool. And the other thing I said earlier? Escalators? Oh yeah. Escalades, escalators, and escapades. Okay. Escapades in my escalade. Escalade.

And then you get out, you say see you later, take a trip on the escalator. Okay. take a trip on the escalator. Okay. Mm-hmm. Ooh, you know how it's like some vans have like a ramp for people who are like skateboarders? Yeah. To skateboard into the van. Either for skateboarders or people who are too lazy

that just use their, I'm kidding. Yeah. Thinking that that's what the wheelchair lifts are for? It's laziness! God, every time I see one of those I get pissed off. I just roll my eyes and go, come on, it's one step. It's one fucking step into the car. And you're not even walking around, you have to sit down in a chair?

Of course it's the person sitting in a chair that's the laziest. Ugh. But what about those? What about what? The... Well, instead of ramps we create like a one-step escalator. Ooh so it's it's just like It'll essentially just Always fucking make you fall and maybe hit your head on the on the step to your car But if you hit your head and die

Or get brain damage at least you looked cool. That is true. Coming out of your escalade on an escalator was quite an escapade, wasn't it? Okay, there we go, right? And you slipped and hit your head and... Wait, wait, wait. You slipped. Balance ain't good. Not like a skater.

Yeah, I don't know. Go home and watch Cars. Favorite character? Mater. I don't wanna argue, cause I'm no debater. Call me Joe, the way I'm a traitor. Okay.

Loyal to my friends, I ain't no traitor. Okay, Lil Dicky. Thank you, man. I saw him recently in an escalator. Oh, did you? I mean, sorry, in an elevator. Probably near an escalator, at least. We were right next to an escalator, though.

But you chose to use the elevator. Yes, because I had parked on the fifth floor of the Glendale Americana parking garage. And the escalator, I like going up those escalators at the Americana, but it's slow. Was he chilling with Sea Breezy? No, unfortunately. He was not chilling with Sea Breezy.

We could be chilling with Sea Breezy. We could be chilling with Sea Breezy if we blew him. But, yeah, yeah, I was getting into an elevator and he was getting out and I was like, he seemed like he was with family or something. He was just chilling, you know. You're saying there's a normal person there somewhere deep inside the- Deep inside Little Dicky? Yeah, deep inside Little Dicky. There's a normal person there somewhere deep inside the side little dickie the yeah deep inside little dickie

There's a man that shell deep inside of little dickie. I found a man and even deeper I found a boy It's like the arrested development had that great bit where Tobias writes the book the man inside of me About finding like his inner strength or whatever. Tobias is such a geniusly written character on that show. Like everything. The whole show is great besides the I know people give it a lot of shit I still didn't like it the season four either iteration I wasn't a fan of. Or season five. Or season five five which people didn't even know

It's a murder mystery fun fun you know I did hear though that that show was literally like Developing that show was hell. It just went through so many problems and the cast was always like fighting and Apparently there's there's video essays on it about how it was like just a nightmare and one of the reasons it ended But gosh dang it. Is it a funny show and it makes me feel good so I don't like knowing that the cast was fighting with each other because it was mostly on jeffrey tambor, wasn't it and the wife of her of him in the show. Yeah, like lucille Yes, but lucille wasn't mean to people. No, no, no. He was. Jeffrey Tambor was mean to her. Yes, yes, I believe. Because she cried during an interview

or something. Oh, dude, when they were doing season four, like press run stuff, they did an interview. I remember that. And then they got into like a fight during the interview. Was that like a bit? Was that a bit or? No, no, no, it wasn't a bit. It was, it was an actual, uh, like- Because I remember- confrontation and I think that their press run for season four went over really poorly. Dude, I would love to make a show or a movie with you. And then we get to do a little press run. We get to go on talk shows, morning news.

We get to go on p-p-p-p-p-podcasts. Other people's podcasts hot ones again This is sometimes emotions just crop up. They just kind of spill out sometimes when you'll mean for them, too Hey speaking of spilling out. I'm about to spill out a bit that I came up with randomly and this is the perfect opportunity for me to Let it let it free. Okay, okay, okay because Jason Bateman. So this has to do with Jason Bateman.

Okay. I actually wrote this down on my phone to remember this. All right. And I'm very happy, I have an opportunity. Okay, so this is from the perspective of Jason Bateman's agent. Okay. And he is considering dropping him as a client. Okay. And he is considering dropping him as a

client. Okay, but he he can't decide. Should I give up? Or should I just keep Jason Bateman? Okay, right. That was good. And I mean, I, whoa. I think that cracked the smirk we were looking for for this episode for that viewer who was crossing his arms earlier. He's sitting here the whole time going, mmm, mmm! Ha ha! Lamarcus didn't get them. Any fun facts about roller coasters didn't get them. He's going, no. Mmm. No. Every joke we made.

Freak-offs. You know, that whole conversation. Nothing. Tasteless. But this? That got him. But my Adele Jason Bateman joke fantastic so I mean I couldn't think of a better place to To end this episode on you other than saying thank you to all those who are out there supporting the show You can see your names that you know just because one box is fancier than the other doesn't mean that Papa Ryan and Papa Matt don't

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You can go and check out a little a little extra scoop. That's gonna be on patreon We'll be filming it right after we say goodbye on this That's right And we can talk about the crazy shit that we couldn't talk about on the YouTube slash Spotify version Yeah, a lot of granola in that Never mind. Yes, we we have a lot of stuff to in that. Nevermind. Yes we have a lot of stuff to talk about. I think the vocabulary threw me off. I thought nevermind. Yeah yeah. But anyway thank you to all of our producers. You guys rule and if

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