supermegashow - Our Office Is Definitely Haunted | supermegashow - 045

Episode Date: January 15, 2025

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Right, right, right. Yeah, yeah, that was a full loop. There you go. Okay, that's good, that's good, that's good. You okay? Yeah. All right, I've been working on it. It's pretty good, dude.

Very, very helicopter-esque. Yeah. Nice. Welcome back, everyone, to another episode of Super Mega Show, brought to you by myself, Ryan McGee, and my best, bestest friend in the whole wide world. Huh? Your bestest friend in the whole wide world?

Fuck, I didn't know you were sitting there. One of my best friends in the, I'm kidding. Yes, of course, Matthew. Ryan, would anyone other than your bestest friend in the whole wide world buy you a Christmas present? No, and I, you saw me before the podcast episode. I was struck with, not just being simple, that's more of a general sense, but I was struck with alertness because I didn't have a shirt that I felt comfortable in to wear on the podcast.

Yeah, you're freaking out wait a second my friend Matthew just got me a shirt and boom this is what I'm wearing now I even am doing the stylish thing like they do with the like flat built hats or whatever like I have the sticker on oh to be like yeah this is some new shit oh like the price tag sticker yeah I didn't realize I was still on there you don't have to leave that on that's not well I mean they always put they always leave the price tags on the like hats and sure but I think that's like I don't know hats maybe a little different the shirt just yeah do what you could do whatever you want like if I'm rolling out and people see this this the sticker they're gonna go

damn that's new right yeah they'll go down he paid for it what does it say wait does that say 3 XL did I fuck up no this is 2x sorry I don't have my glasses so both we both should be wearing our glasses today but we're not because we're because we want to we want to feel young and I feel like that's gonna become like a new catchphrase of ours as we age over the years. It's gonna be, I don't have my glasses. I don't have my glasses. And Velma.

Exactly, and people will start doing, take a shot every time they mention that they don't have their glasses. The easy thing to do would be just to have a pair at the office and a pair at home. And I brought a pair to the office and I think I wore them home. I should have an office pair, you're that would be that would be the best thing

just because usually they ask you do you want to set do you want to buy a second pair of glasses now I've only done this once you're a little more seasoned in the getting glasses thing in fact I remember there was a time where you were ranting and raving about this specific service that was like it's so cheap I buy direct dude they rule. Is that still them? Is that still who you use? Yeah dude I mean it's like they have a bajillion different this is not sponsored by the way it's just good cheap glasses. But if they wanted to give us money we would be so excited. I use your service and you can you can buy a bunch

of glasses from them and put them on and send them back if you don't like them I think I don't know. Now I'm just, I'm speaking on the brand, I might be confusing them with Warby Parker or something, but the glasses are good. I buy frames. I buy direct. Wasn't there another place called I Buy Frames or some shit that you use, something frames?

Everyone's ripping them off these days, you know. Their business model's great. But you can even upload a picture of yourself and like see what the glasses look like. Never works out well. I like the idea like their system gets hacked, people upload a bunch of pictures of them and it's just like a cum tribute instead of like glasses on their face. It's just like loading and it just puts cum all over them. What the hell?

That's actually, if there's any hackers listening, I think that's a really fantastic hack idea. It would be nice for you to credit us. I know you're hackers and you know manners aren't your forte, but it would be nice to you to credit us. I know you're hackers and, you know, manners aren't your forte, but it would be nice to get a little thanks. Say sponsor the Super Mega podcast or else! And when people go to upload their photos, instead of seeing glasses, it's just cum right on the face. That's a great fucking like extortion racket.

I mean, FaceApp, you can put mustaches on people's face. How come there's no come tribute You know option where it's like do you want like newly like like shot outcome Do you want the come to have aged a little bit like it's been sitting on there for a little bit very yellow or very white Yeah, exactly. Are they healthy right? You know maybe in the future when you can use smell-o-vision on your phones. You could give it a certain scent so it smells like What semen would typically smell like I'm waiting for Apple to unveil smell-o-vision on your phones, you could give it a certain scent so it smells like what semen would typically smell like. I'm waiting for Apple to unveil smell-o-vision on like the next iPhone or something because I feel like they're going in that direction. So when people are watching porn they just get like they just all of a sudden like just like

sweat and like just like just just just gooch sweat and and some some nice some fresh pussy. Some like metallic pussy smell, some like, some just, some ass sweat. Some of that zinc pussy. Yeah, like, it's like, oh, she's definitely been, she's been taking her heavy metal vitamins. I'm sorry guys, I shouldn't be speaking about the smell of a woman. There was a loud thump, so.

It sounded like someone like knocking twice to be like, hey, stop talking about pussy. Yeah, so don't blame us for that awkward little stumble there in dialogue. That was just because of the, as they once would say, there was a rap tap tapping on the roof. Not upon the chamber door, but upon the roof. So I guess that's a cue to change the subject from our overlords.

I know we're past Christmas, but how do they describe it? He like...up on the roof. Something...there arose such a clatter? Yeah, arose such...and then... That's him going, dude! No, no, no. Up...something from the lawn there arose such a clatter the lawn or the roof the roof Do you pass Christmas we shouldn't be thinking that we shouldn't be I shouldn't be wasting any brainpower on this It's it's you say this for next Christmas for the next Christmas season We're not gonna have any any you know ideas or content if we if we get all this Christmas stuff out now in January

You know we got to save this up. But I love talking about Christmas. God, can I, I'm gonna be real. There's almost a weird, and I feel bad saying this, but once Christmas ends, there's almost a weird feeling I get where I'm almost every year slightly relieved. I love Christmas and I love Christmas time and Young Me, if Young Me heard myself say that, year slightly relieved. I love Christmas and I love Christmas time and and young me if young me heard myself say that I would have tears streaming down my my

cheek but it's like I don't know once once the clock strikes the 26th for sometimes almost just like a I kind of prefer over the holidays the days after Christmas it's good to of course see family and stuff, but I mean, you're typically busy with, for us, typically we travel to family, so we're like, there's travel involved, there's the time zone changing, us trying to get our internal clocks reset back to something that could actually be beneficial

towards doing all the scheduled things that the family has planned for Christmas. You gotta play board games with the cousins Yeah, Russian roulette with the uncles. Yeah, I don't like that too much, but I Mean they to sit at the adult table. You have to play Russian roulette. Yeah, it's a give or take You know, I was I don't want to be at the kids table anymore. I'm tired of it Get to take a shot of bourbon and play Russian roulette It's like or you have to sit at the kids table where there's just like screaming toddlers Get to take a shot of bourbon and play Russian roulette with the uncles.

It's like, or you have to sit at the kids table where there's just like screaming toddlers and mashing. Fine, I'll do Russian roulette. Someone watch Squid Game 2. Oh, I have not watched it. Oh, there's a whole Russian roulette thing. Okay. Have you seen the whole season 2?

Mm-hmm. Okay, okay. I want to, this could be like a TikTok clip. What is Matt's review of Squid Game 2? And there has to be some sort of music going on. Now... Luke... There better be music playing because...

There was a time where I asked you to do an acapella tambourine. And you didn't do it. Oh, fuck! I would much prefer you come to me as a man and say that you're you're you're not going to Be doing what we asked you what we asked of you instead You could you could even come to us and I would have been more Matt would have probably even been more than happy to do The tambourine noise of course, but one of the episodes was missing an acapella tambourine And me just remembering that and how petty I am Luke

here's Luke's acapella tambourine and while that's going Luke just double check that the that the the the red filter for the for the super mega neon sign is aligned just right yeah because in a previous episode Luke I punched a hole in my wall when I saw it was a few pixels of string previous few episodes more like and there's a few holes in my wall. Yeah, so It's only seven episodes. Okay. Never mind. Sorry. It's it's grimy a little bit. Stop Luke stops Luke stop Okay, we get it you're you're throwing a fit because you're like, oh this is kind of like the monkey's paw You got what you wished for?

Please stop like the monkey's paw you got what you wished for. Please stop. Thank you. Go on with your Squid Review. You're no Barry, Luke, I'll just say that. Kramer? Yeah, Barry Kramer. He still streams on Twitch. I love going in and watching him.

He probably would be elated with excitement knowing that his old pal Ryan McGee was watching him. He might give him more of a reason than he already does right now to exist, to live. Yeah, you know, he was gonna give up hope, but then he's like, wait, Ryan is watching? Woo!

But Luke, you are Barry Kramer. Well, you're incarnate. Yes, you're your own person, but you're, you know, you're just as good as Barry. Anyway, Squid Game Season Two, I don't know if, You watched the whole thing. I did. It's only seven episodes.

I don't know what the general consensus is. And I kinda didn't. Can you give me a Gladiator review, you know? Yes, I'll do that because I didn't wanna know the general consensus because I didn't want it to sway me one way or another. And here's mine, ready? Wait, Gladiator, he starts like this, right?

Yeah, he's like. And then, he's kinda shaky. Here's what I'm gonna do, ready? Wait gladiator he starts like this right? Yeah he's like he's like you know he's kind of shaky here's here's what I'm gonna do ready? I'm not going full all the way down but I'm going I'm going less than less than a it's more down than up okay I'll just say that. Do they explain the red hair from the last? No, dude, they, like, it starts with the red hair, and then he, like, walks off the plane from the very ending of the first season, and then it's not red anymore. No, no, no, no, it's red for, like, one more scene, I think,

and then it's just, I think time passes and the red hair is gone. Why did he, does he mention the red hair? Do they give some off-comment to be like, oh, okay, we're good? I might have missed it, but I'm pretty sure they just kind of like undid it real fast. I would understand why, because it really paints

a target on his back having bright red hair. Yeah. I mean it looks beautiful. Whoever dyed it, I'm guessing it's him. He did a very, like especially on dark hair, because you have to bleach it first. Yes, you have to bleach, like he had to bleach all of his hair.

Which I'm surprised he didn't just go with the bleach blonde, because that would look pretty cool too. Very anime or whatever, manga. I think he's just though, honestly, you know, I think they probably changed it back because after he died it red, he's like, well, who's another Korean that has red hair? Markiplier.

Annie, oh, sorry. And yeah, Annie. But they just kind of went back on it and no more red hair. It left everyone confused at the end of the first season. They're like, why did he... I don't know the actual answer, but I think it's just a symbolized change, right? It's like a new start. So how do you show that he's new and fired up? Red hair! It feels like because they didn't even use it to the end because typically when they do this shit like change

something drastically it's to make sure that the viewer knows at what time they're watching something but they didn't even use the red hair to kind of show like a specific time like they didn't flash back to when he had red hair right I don't know like usually there's some sort of signifier, there's some importance, there's something, there's something there. He was just feeling himself, he just wanted a new dude. They should have made him bald, in my opinion.

He should have just gone, not even buzzed, but straight, razor, fully bald, shiny. I did have a minor spoiler thing. It's not really a spoiler, but it caused a meme that I saw. It's where they're playing that like, whatever the cookie game. Someone gets a shape that's like super fucking complex or whatever.

Is that our main protagonist, I'm guessing? You don't have to spoil anything. But I saw that and I was like, ooh, or whatever. Is that our main protagonist, I'm guessing? You don't have to spoil anything. But I saw that and I was like, ooh, I could see that reveal being like a fuck. It was. A tiny spoiler, this is not a huge spoiler, but feel free to just skip ahead a little bit. Sorry, I heard some noises behind us.

Yeah, I don't know, it's kinda spooky in here today, I'm not gonna lie, the office feels like there might be another presence. It's haunted. Yeah, but let's just, we'll get into that in a minute. If we need to call the Ghostbusters, we have them on speed dial. It was a dream.

The cookie with all the extra, it's like, basically. They didn't commit? No, because, you know, he's played the games before. And he tells everyone that triangles are the easiest shape. And then he opens it, and then it's like a triangle with a bajillion fractal edges. And he's like, oh! And everyone's yelling at him, like,

I thought you played this before! I mean, he's like, oh! That would have been such a really cool moment. No, when I first saw it, I was like, oh my God. But I did hear from another review, spoiler free, that there are several twists and turns that at least keep it engaging for the runtime. Yes. And so here, OK, my biggest I just felt like overall, I didn't think it was bad.

I liked it. I enjoyed it. I just. It didn't didn't capture me the same way the first one did and also it It felt like it just the pacing was a little bit slow It was very like run-of-the-mill that it seemed to like that it feel like it's like oh they made this because the first Season did well like it didn't feel like there this did like did this story need to be told does it feel like it's like, did this story need to be told? Does it feel like it's in line with the previous season and it's like continuing like a larger thing or like it's beneficial in any way to the series? It's continuing like the overall like story of like getting to the bottom of the squid

games but it's like, for me it just kind of felt like, I don't know, it just felt a little, it felt a little flat for me. Because I felt like they could have gotten a little more creative with it and it was, it's a little drawn out, right? I feel like what you really want to see are, you know, people want to see the games themselves. I love those games and I feel like they weren't bad games, but they also weren't like mind-blowing creative and at the same time also a lot of it is like

Best way I could put it spoiler-free is a lot of these games it's like oh you fail then a guard shoots you in the head and it's like I Feel like that that kind of the the impact of that kind of wears off after head. And it's like, I feel like that kind of, the impact of that kind of wears off after a bit. Well after the first season, because there's a lot of that in the first season, and there's a lot of like, if I, and I didn't see it too long ago,

I saw it when it first came out, which was like maybe three, year, two year, three years ago. Two years ago, yeah. But like, there are, I don't know, I could see to where it's almost depending on the pacing and how they do it again, I haven't seen the second season, but it feels like it could be a very much feel like very redundant run of

the mill sequel of like copy and paste the games and then deaths. It's like the same type of drama that happened in the first one is just happening in the second one but with different faces. Yes, that's a good way to put it. That's kind of how it felt to me. You wanted to be creative though in the games. Yes, because like for example in the first season, there's the game where you're hopping from the glass Panels and you die in that game by

Voluntary you fall to your death through the glass like that's but the whole thing where it's like, oh you hear you play this children's game You fail and then you get shot in the head that kind of like just over and over again loses It's it's like oh my god, like it would be cool to get Like I don't know like, like when they shoot people, I will say like in the first season, again, I haven't seen the second, but in the first season, the first game where it's like red light, green light.

It's shocking. Like that makes sense of course too when they're like shooting people like that don't stop or I can't remember how it's done. Is it like motion censored fucking shit or? No, well, yeah, it's actual, they show it in the second season, it's real snipers that are like, Okay. They get like notified like Well, yeah, it's actual, they show it in the second season. It's real snipers that are like,

they get notified, player, blah, blah, blah, and they go and find them and snipe them. See, I like that, but it really did just come up to the point, there's several games and I don't wanna spoil too much of the first one again because maybe some people haven't seen it. It's somewhat of a rather nice series. It's good, I would highly recommend watching

the first season of School Game. And watch the second one, maybe you disagree with me. I'll get the second one a shot. I think, I'm trying to think, I was in the middle of watching Arcane, the League of Legends show on Netflix. I thought you said Arkeli. No, of Arcane, but I really liked it. It's really good, but I stopped because I went to visit family and friends over the holidays, so it's just

that kind of like I created that awkward space to where it's like do I continue, do I rewatch the last episode to catch up a bit, do I read plot summaries to catch up, I don't know. I'm in that awkward spot, but I did see some pretty good stuff over the break. Yeah? I saw a fan favorite, wonderful film, Moana 2. Oh, you did? I did. I did not enjoy it. What?

Yeah. Really? Felt like a- Animated. This is the anim- yes. Moana 2 is fully animated. Yeah. And I just thought it was be- I was like, my dad and step mom,

we all love going to get like kind of see fun animated films. I didn't feel like seeing anything depressing or whatnot. So I wanted to go see it for like the holidays. And I don't think anyone could, but what I am more excited to talk about, I guess, which I, you haven't seen is Nose for Ato, Robert Eggers new film. And you've, out of Robert Eggers films. He's done the witch

Have you seen the witch? I have not seen the lighthouse Okay, I have seen the lighthouse The way Northman's the bitch. Yeah the bitch the Northman and now is in that his fourth film that I've seen Knows brought to based on the like 1922 2319 23 some 1920s old you know the We know it our generation knows it from the sponge Bob knows for a two That's what the movie was based on actually yeah, it's based on the spongebob rendition of knows for a two What is knows for a two knows for all busy? What is well knows for a two is so the original? Like Dracula novel was written white boy or by Brom Stoker or whatever.

And then basically Nosferatu came about because they couldn't get the rights to make a movie for Dracula. They didn't want to spend the money to get the rights. So they just changed a bunch of names. Like they changed the character's name from, I can't remember, Thomas they just put out the original nose for a two came to be mm-hmm and so like it was because the book came first the Dracula novel came first and then there was a director a German director or something I I'm very bad at like remembering exactly what happened cheap yeah I don't want to get the rights I don't know if we're gonna get the rights or maybe he was declined the rights, but it was their way of making the Dracula story

without using the Dracula name or having to. And it became kind of its own thing. Even though it is very much the same story of Dracula, this guy that lived, this vampire creature that lives up in some house and then wants to come to England. Sorry, there's always some creepy. No, no, I heard that.

It sounded like someone was about literally walking up outside the door and about to walk around the corner right there and surprise us with a gun. No, they left because we spoiled their little surprise, if you heard. They're just standing there with a gun like, oh damn it, now it's not gonna be shocking. I mean mean maybe it would be funny if I just did it three two one now Okay, good. Just I gave them I gave them the opening I do it in my mind's playing tricks

I mean now because I swear I just saw a shadow move across that shirt right there as if like someone moved in front of A light I don't like this it today at the office. It's it's Monday. It's just me and Ryan here at the office So we're alone. We're talking about Nosferatu right now. Spooky stuff. I know. I real quick review to get out of the way because it seems like the demons and spirits don't want... I enjoyed it for the most part.

Probably not gonna... I've seen it. I saw it twice just to kind of... I saw it the first time and then I wanted to see it a second time. In like an IMAX theater just to get the. You double dipped? Yeah, I wanted to get the audio, because the audio and the projection and the first time I saw it wasn't like up to my standards or what I would have liked.

So I went and saw it again. Everyone does a great job in their performance. It's well directed, Robert Eggers does good with horror, does really well with suspense. I don't know, I do feel, and I feel like a lot of people felt the same way, where it's like the first 45 minutes or 30, 45 minutes are very interesting and so well done that comparatively the last half of the movie lacks and I kind of feel a it's almost like I'm just watching things happen and it doesn't feel like the story's unfolding it just feels like I'm being told and already kind of a tale that has already happened like I don't feel

engaged in my full circle that's almost kind of how I felt about squid game You know, it's probably how the audience feels about ad read sometimes. Oh, they fucking love them. I Mean we're 25. Oh, yeah. No, it's it's ad read time, baby clap your hands kick your feet And let's let's go. Maybe just see if anyone's around that corner with a gun. Yeah. We bet you didn't know our new trains panoramic windows are ideal for contemplating whether texting them back so soon was the best decision.

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your time. Give us a listen and check us out. Before Matt sits down, I also wanted to say that I was very enthralled and encapsulated by Bill Skarsgard performance as Count Orlok. It was really good. The voice he did was amazing. Orlok. The voice he did was amazing and it was one of the reasons I wanted to see it a second time. His performance in general and the makeup and everything was really the driving force for me wanting to see the movie a second time. I love a Skarsgard boy. It was really good. I liked it more than his Pennywise it interpretation. Can I say without sounding too much like a homosexual,

very attractive man. Bill Skarsgard? Oh yeah, with those bug eyes? All those Skarsgard. Dude, the bug eyes, they are attractive. It's like unconventionally attractive. It's like their dad has the old man attractiveness where he's somewhat bald and saw his floofs of hair and he has that beautiful

gravelly voice. His brother is literally like he's in Tarzan and the Northmen, Alex Skarsgard. Are they Swedish? I think so. Because I have a Swedish friend. Has Skarsgard as a name or something? No but he kind of almost looks like them. Well unfortunately he's not a Skars guard. Do you remember him hams? Yes, a long time ago. I haven't seen him in ages. I think he lives in Sweden So that's why I haven't seen him visited around when we worked for the grumps. Yeah Yeah, he came to the office. Yeah, he was uh, I talked to him Recently for like very briefly because it had been years. I'm like, what's up, dude?

And he's like hey, and it was just one of those hey asshole What the hell? So he said if I didn't call him attractive on the podcast, he was gonna release some tapes. So yeah, really attractive guy from Sweden. But he makes good music. He's a cool guy. Anyway, that's enough about my Swedish friend.

And Hems Morso reminds me of like, that, I can't remember the name of the kid the like Jubilee blonde kid. Oh the Dean yeah that kid Dean Withers. Is his name Dean Withers? I think Dean Withers is the kid that went on Jubilee. Dean Withers sounds like a cartoon character where it's like Dean and then Withers are we sure that his name is Dean Withers? I think his name is Dean Withers. Dean Withers sounds like it's from like recess or the Simpsons or some shit. I almost shit my pants. I Think it's Dean withers. I just remember I watched that Jubilee video like a month or so ago

We should honestly Jubilee needs to have us man what they had been Shapiro It is okay. They had Charlie Shapiro? It is Dean Withers. It is, okay. They had Charlie Kirk, they had Destiny, Dean Withers. Why don't they have Matt and Ryan on a Jubilee episode to fucking set the record straight on liberals? I just love, like, you and I in a Jubilee video except our retort to everything is, that's just your opinion.

Like, every time. Well no, actually, factually, it it's so you're just gonna be sit Sitting here doing this the whole time so dumb. That's your opinion Okay, nice, it's your opinion It's unbeatable you can't win it like they wouldn't be able to win a debate because then they can go all right Yeah, you can just sit there and try to, you know, just say that it's my opinion, but at the end of the day, you don't have any actual points to back your shit up,

blah, blah, blah, it's just your opinion. Just two smug assholes versus 100, not 100. By the way, fun fact about the Jubilee videos, same warehouse that we shot I Love Working Out In. Oh really? Yeah, I watched, I watched one of the Jubilee videos, same warehouse that we shot I Love Working Out in. Oh really? Yeah, I watched, I watched one of the Jubilee videos I watched, I noticed, I was like, that looks familiar and I looked at the background, like the brick warehouse.

It's the same place where we shot the I Love Working Out video. I love working out. You love what? Working out. My friends and I love working out Yeah, yeah Looking good has never felt so great

Yeah, uh Getting ripped, and lifting weights Yeah, yeah Honestly, I need to...fuck, dude Almost a year old I know I need to work out Badly I know. I need to work out badly. I might be in one of the worst physical forms

I've ever been in. I definitely need to eat better and get back to working out to some extent. But for me, I need to focus more on like, well, you finally have a stomach. I do. I'm back on the magestral. Me has been dealing with this for years Matthew our bellies have

Have been cursing us since middle school and you and you think that you could just grow a belly and suddenly your peers What a joke I'll tell you dude you hear that you suddenly at the age of 25 think you can grow a belly and you're one of my peers Is that it you think you're part of the big boy club? now dude, I the problem with See like I don't know I feel like a you know, you could have a belly a lot of guys can have bellies But it's proportional where me because I'm so scrawny just having a belly like I look like a have you ever seen like the orangutan?

That's like standing there with his belly out, and it's just got like I love that boy. You know that's how I fuck dude I behind you It looks like there was a person standing there Look you see the the way that the coat is hung over it looks like blonde hair And then a face with a black mask and then the shirt okay good because nose for attu does not have blonde hair Okay, he's nice brunette. You know he has a nice brunette come comb over in the film. Okay people also were complaining I'm sorry to bring up nose for attu again, but people were complaining about Him having a mustache in the film

So mm-hmm people were like So? I don't know. People were like... Do people care that much about Nosferatu's like lore? That it's like, he doesn't have a mustache? I guess. Is there like, do you see like a white... White man?

Yeah, I do. He's beautiful. Thank you. Sorry, there was like something in my eye and I couldn't quite... I think it's gone now. It looked like there was a... Like I saw something that was attached to like an eyelid. I think I got it's gone now. It looked like there was a ffff... Like I saw something that was attached to like an eyelid. I think I got it.

So, what if it's like a fucking spirit? What was that? Did you hear that? Did you also hear it sounded like a printer almost. Wow guys, really great podcast. Well I mean we could use this as a segue to talk about ghosts and specters. Yeah, we could. Specters are, I'll tell you something about a specter. They don't like garlic, no that's vampires.

Vampires don't like garlic. Specters don't like their own reflection. That's vampires. Vampires don't like garlic. Specters don't like their own reflection. That's vampires again, they don't have a reflection. What don't- Salt. What's, what's, what's- You put salt around the perimeter of a doorway, you know, to keep the ghosts out, right? Okay. Isn't that what they do?

Like exorcists, they'll get a bag of salt and then they'll just like- Block the entryway. Which is really funny to actually think about like, if you're a ghost, you are this like supreme interdimensional fucking being. Burning Rosemary, that's one? Which is really funny to actually think about like if you're a ghost you are this like supreme Interdimensional fucking being and it's like rosemary. That's one Rosemary and sage sage whatever the um

You know what I'm I forgot what it's called, but it's like it looks like a little thing of sticks like a bundle of sticks like You know and you burn it and it smells. Well I know what the French call it. No, not that, not that. Okay. I forgot what it's called, but it's, I think a lot of Native Americans used it.

But it's, you light it and it has some smoke and you wave it around. So like British Colonials or? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, and it smells good. I'll tell you though, It does keep ghosts away and I do love the idea of before you trail off

I was just one because you had a good point you were making about the omnipotence of a ghost being thwarted by Such a salt table salt or like a bundle of sticks or as the French say sticks of a bundle of sticks or as the French say Sticks of a bundle. Mm-hmm No, Luke, you don't I could tell he was about to put in the real thing and it's alright But just being this like supreme deity that is exists on the other side of life and death You can go through walls you have disappear and fly you're like with your- You're much more unique than like any other guy. Exactly. Guys.

But then the second there's like a little bit of table salt, you're like OH! NO! NO! GET AWAY! You can't cross it- I'M BURNING SOME SAGE! No, no! You can go through walls, but you can't, you know, traverse like- Okay, hold up. If they're putting putting like why does the door fucking matter because if they're putting a line of table salt or whatever at the door to keep it from you know coming in couldn't they just go through the wall or a window well I think like is it symbolic

I think early superstition right you know like I'm I can only theorize because vampires work in a very similar way where you they have to be you have to give them permission to Come into your home. You do? Yeah, you have to It's like a thing you have to like please come in they find some way to like make you like they'll disguise themselves Oh a door-to-door milk salesman once you've given them permission. May I check your milk machine in the back? Yep She's right back here. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha vampiric nose also that knows for a two has in the nose for a two 2024 movie why they're calling that nose for on no you know I'm saying it's a bit on the nose but they don't like garlic no but they also you have to give them permission to enter your door I'm saying maybe there's some superstition about like a home

being somewhat of like a sanctuary and And so I don't know, I feel it maybe like homes had more of a spiritual familial connection than just like a building that houses people like it was thought of something to you know, that's all I can think of or what's stopping a ghost from going underground and then coming up? That's what I'm saying is like, and then coming up through the floor? That's what I'm saying. Or coming through the chimney like Santa Claus.

Ghosts don't come in through the front door because it's a ghost. It can come in through the... it can just go through the wall. So having just a line of table salt on the fucking perimeter of the doorway is not gonna really do... Follow me here. Ghosts can go through anything. Yeah. Go through walls, ceilings, floors, whatever, you know, cars, I'm sure.

Of course. Now imagine what I mean, what would happen because they're physically sometimes affecting stuff. Like if they go through a wall, sometimes in a movie, like a mirror will shift, you know, or shake. Yeah. So what happens in like, let's say like a, let's say you're in some sort of laboratory, and you have a

vat filled with like, a sludge like a like a lime green sludge of like, like the sludge version of gamma radiation. Okay. If the ghost goes through that Are we talking about? like an Incredible Hulk ghost situation like with the with the with the spirit be affected by the gamma ray sludge like with the ghost turned from white to green I Think it's definitely in the realm of possibility. I don't know if they've done studies, but I honestly don't want, I wouldn't wanna know because knowing the answer means that it's happened.

And if it's happened, then we are in for a real bad time. God damn, dude. I honestly wish you hadn't brought that up because now it's like I'm thinking about it and it's just something I'm gonna think about when I'm laying in bed tonight and it's gonna scare me and spook me and or like what if a ghost goes through like a Green Goblin machine come on, dude

We're like they banned those anyway They're the United Nations There's a treaty. There's no Green Goblin machines allowed to be produced at least since like 1991 Well, you know we did then NATO did make a pact of no more Green Goblin machines, but yeah, you know, you've seen those aerial photography, like pictures of drones of like in Russia and stuff like in the back country where it shows like some facilities where potentially there is not only Green Goblin machines, but there was one picture that showed from what it looked like being unloaded from the back of a truck, the Riddler's Cane.

The one with the question mark at the end. Thank God for our satellite capabilities. Here's the thing, it's like if we call Russia out, then they just deny it and then it creates a diplomatic... See, what I'm worried about is more like Iran or North Korea, because Iran denies that they have, you know, any kind of... Well, Russia's already meddling in our... meddling in our elections. With the riddler on their side, who's to say what's gonna happen? I mean, Elon Musk has already been proven to be working with Russian propaganda.

I don't even want to think about it. Same with Ben Shapiro, the Daily Wire, a lot of right-leaning. Oddly enough, it's weird, some left-leaning ones too, but a large amount of right-leaning political figures. Look at that Russian bankroll. Yeah. Very interesting. It's a coincidence.

Some of them have best friends, like Russian oligarchs as best friends that they communicate with. Dude, what have Russian oligarchs ever done to you? They're people's people. They made the social media landscape a hell to navigate, maybe? I love oligarchs. I've been thinking about becoming one myself. Can we go back, I'm sorry, like NATO making like treaties

about like green goblin machines? Like, we glossed over that. The Riddler's Cane, like a satellite image of it being unloaded from like a truck. Jesus Christ. It's Jason Bourne. I knew, dude, the second I said Jesus Christ, I knew that Jason Bourne meme was gonna show up. Over the holidays, my, for some reason, it's not like a new Jason Bourne movie is coming out

There's one in the works, but there's not even a trailer that I think but my my My my dad and my stepmom were going through I would come downstairs because I stay with them over the holidays for the most part They were watching one day the Bourne identity the next day the supremacy the next day They ultimately born ultimatum they They chose to skip the born legacy because it doesn't have Matt Damon in it. I was about to say, I was about to say Matt Damon is. Is Keith Richard, no, what's his name? Jeremy Renner.

No, it's Little Richard. Very different from Keith Richard. Keith Richards and Little Richard star in. Wait, is Keith Richards the dancing guy? I don't know, he's Keith. But Keith Richard, who am I thinking of? The little dancing guy in the leotard with like the afro and he's balding.

Richard Simmons. Richard Simmons. Okay, I would much rather have a Bourne movie with Richard Simmons. That would be incredible, right? Dude, imagine like John Wick 5, the last boss fight, out comes fucking Richard Simmons and like his bright red and blue or like turquoise spandex I love it sequins and everything that would be fantastic

Honestly, they should he ducks one time from a punch from John wick and his hair stays in the same spot comes right back up What do they have to lose at this point what the hell is this they should do it in fact I Over the the Christmas break while you and I were separated, which was hell for me, they did have a little John Wick 5, wait. 4. 4 already came out, right. Yes. Okay, 5. 5 I don't think is. This is what I was going to say though is in an interview with Keanu, they mentioned John Wick Five. His knees?

Yes, you saw it, and he said, oh God, my knees, they hurt so bad. He's like 60 something, ain't he? Yeah, you see, he's like, I don't know if my knees could do John Wick Five, which I get, dude, because that, dude, training for a John Wick movie, like the amount of physical like choreography

and everything, that's a lot. Well, think the amount of physical like choreography and every thing, that's a lot. Well think about what they were asking out of Liam Neeson for all those taken movies and like there's some there's some plain movie that he's in a bunch of these action movies but I wonder like of course he has stunt doubles but don't you think he's he's tired of it. Don't you think he just wants to be in another? Talkie Yeah, you know no more of these of these of these kick kickies and punchies like they have them like Jumping fences and shit and taken and they have them like punch in people, and you know a movie

It's not just one take and done like fight sequences It can take a whole my god do of a fight sequence. Think about how many time how many shots they have to like shoot how many takes they have to do so it's like not to mention the practice how many times they have to practice that. And you saw Harrison Ford in the good to talk about a senior action star Harrison Ford in the grand grand dial of destiny. Yes think the great was called no the dial of doom dial of dementia it was good I liked it it was a good Indiana Jones movie I did we played the game and I'm sure that we didn't the playthrough is out we didn't

they're not dial of destiny we played the great circle the big circle I don't remember there no alliteration with that No, I guess there's not always alliteration the the temple of doom was it literally just the great circle and The something circle what's with all the fucking circular shit the dial of destiny the big circle like the circle K I will say even though it sucked I wish they did it better the alien one The alien one could have been so much crystal skull. Yeah I remember dude when I found out it was like that revelation when you see that crystal skull and you're like, that's an alien

Like that was such a fucking I was like I mean they were setting it up for Shia LaBeouf to take over the To take the reins as Indiana Jones and then he couldn't Stop physically assaulting women. So and driving around LA and shooting a few dogs, allegedly. What? That's what he said in an interview to like get in character for some role. He would like drive around LA and shoot stray dogs. From that, hey, that's the man's words, not mine.

You saw him say these things? I didn't see him like shoot the stray dogs. No, but like did he say these things in an interview? I go around and I just shoot some stray dogs? Wait, let me get this specific. I mean this is quite the allegation. I don't want to be wrong about this. I mean I feel like I would have heard about this. I mean granted he's he's He's had a lot of news. I just remember the I Love him for the whole bag thing still what a wonderful moment in bag thing We wore a bag over his head that went I'm not famous That's right and a red carpet event wearing a very expensive tux or something

Maybe remember people could like come and sit down and like yell at him or something? Here we go FKA twigs claims Shia LaBeouf bragged about shooting stray dogs. Okay so it's a so it's an allegation from another musician this wasn't in an interview. Okay. That is very different from I guess sitting down with 60 minutes and being like I was just going out there and popping rounds into these dogs. But it's FK Twigs. Sure. Because they dated, right? Yeah.

OK, FK Twigs elaborated. Let me just get to, she claimed LaBuff also bragged about shooting stray dogs. According to Barnett, the actor said, killing these animals helped him get into character for a role in 2020's The Tax Collector. I said to him, that's really bad, why are you doing that? And he was like, because I take my art seriously. You're not supporting me in my art, this is what I do.

He said it was method acting. And yeah, he would, well, that's what she said, that you would go and just shoot dogs Let's talk more about this shy LeBuff shooting stray dogs after you and I both take a shit and our audience watches these ads Maybe shoot a stray dog of our own Is it is a problem in LA? Yeah, there's a lot of well, there's a lot of stray dogs. Exactly can't house them all Gotta have them real So yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead and say that Shia LaBeouf shooting stray dogs to get into a role is not okay. Not cool. That's your opinion. And we'll leave it at that, huh?

Okay. Just leave it at that. Did you get anything fun for Christmas, Ryan? I got some nice hoodies. I got, mom got me this new hat. Another South Carolina hat. Oh, hell yeah. See that?

Oh, it's got the state this time. It's a little shiny with the blue yeah see see oh it's got the state this time a little shiny with the blue yeah it's got the actual outline of the or no it's got the shape of the state Santa brought you a haircut it looks I know I know got a haircut not for Christmas this was post Christmas I'm trying to I mean I got this shirt It was more of a new year's gift. Yeah. Well, I bought it for you before Christmas. I didn't get to see it until today. Um, yeah, just a lot of kind of like useful things. I love you. The older I get, the

more those useful things come in usefulness. Yeah. I'm just like for Christmas, I'm typically like, I want some more socks, things come in usefulness. Yeah, I'm just like for Christmas. I'm Typically like I want some more socks. Maybe some new hoodies some new hats I was about to say socks dude socks rule. I love new socks like new socks You know I'm always running out of socks somehow got these babies from Walmart back in South Carolina Okay, you got the and ones. Oh those and ones something maybe hey I just went and got myself I I was at the TJ Maxx all right and I got they had a pair a bundle of Adidas black socks for uh real nice and cheap and I said I'm gonna freaking get myself some of those Adidas black socks and I did dude and uh

they're on my bedroom floor am I wearing them right now? No. Oh did you hear that? I heard that was your stomach? Yeah. Dude we both okay guys. I had a bowl of cereal this morning. I shouldn't be hungry. We both just took crazy shits while on a little break while you guys listened to ad reads and clapped your hands. But something's up. My eating situation got fucked over the holidays because I'm not eating at regular times.

And even before, I think before leaving was also just stressful work-wise because we had originally wanted to get Elden rig out in November that was like wishful thinking and we really wanted to get it out in December that didn't work but at the same time we're wanting to get that out we're trying to get some Christmas stuff planned and like planned and shot and also dealing with Black Friday there was just yeah a lot a lot and this came together this is the first time where we've had this amount

of work with so few people to deal with it, and we are, you know, a big shout out and thank you to, I don't know if they want their names told, but we had Luke, and there were some friends of the studio that came in and pitched in that didn't do it for, their payment wasn't our friendship, even though Matt and I discussed that that would be the case. But apparently labor can't be free legally,

some shit like that, whatever. Some California bullshit. But we had a lot of help from a few wonderful, nice people that helped pack and get things moving along. Was able to make it so that I was gone, but there was only around 70 or something orders that you had to kind of finish up. But just.

And I had fun. Yeah, it was a lot, there was just, the end of the year as always was very Hectic it was as I said, it was our first time doing all of this with so few people, right which then Gets us to notice like weaknesses and strengths and we can build upon that. That's just business talk Oh, definitely. Yeah noticed a lot of things to work on and things to improve on and fix, and that's how you find them.

And again, to the last 70 orders from Black Friday, apologies that they had to go out after Christmas. It was just basically the production studio that makes our merch, they're making it as fast as they can, but then there's like stock issues, and they're like, we don't have this size of hoodie until this date, so then it's like, well, now we have to wait for that to be done.

I mean, just think of a few thousand orders having to be packed by, count them on one hand, that's how many people we had on deck, and not at any given time either. Oh yeah. So it's a lot. It's a lot but we really, really, really, really appreciate the support you guys gave us with the Black Friday sale.

It was super fun, we had a lot of fun designing the stuff and even more fun packing it and shipping it. And again, just throwing this out there, if you guys have any issues with an order, like if you got the wrong size or something showed up damaged or didn't show up at all, then merch at funnybrothers.com. Shoot an email there and if you have sent an email.

It's been the holidays. Yeah. If you sit and haven't gotten a response and you're like, what, I did email. We're catching up with it still just because we've been out of town. But we will get through all of them, so appreciate your patience and we love you, thank you.

And if you've sent one, like a customer service email that for some reason hasn't gotten through or hasn't been seen or hasn't been responded to, I would say, like not in a few days, not a week, I would say if it's been like a month or so, maybe bump that thread for like, just an update. Things can slip through the cracks when it's just a couple weak small boys like ourselves

dealing with bulk. So we appreciate it. Same with Sticker Club, if you're a patron and you have had any issues, because there have been, just Sticker Club the last few months, it's been a lot of ups and downs with kind of getting everything dumped in our laps

all of a sudden from the last person helping us because they got too busy to help out anymore and kind of, we didn't find out until the very last minute. And then training someone new and going through the email and you know, things get lost in the mail. There was the postal strike in Canada. So stickers at funnybrothers.com if you have an issue with any of that.

And again, if you've emailed and haven't heard back, just bump that, just send another email and we'll get it taken care of. Because we wanna make sure everyone gets taken care of. It's never, if you ever think that we're ignoring your emails, it's never that, it's just purely because there's a lot on our plate, and things slip through the cracks.

So just give us a reminder, and we will get it taken care of. And I feel like mostly customer service has been positive. I've seen that a lot of people, when they have complaints, a lot of people's response is customer service email because typically, you know, it's not just messages left to read forever. As I said, the holidays came so there wasn't anyone

in house to directly look at those messages besides Matt who was busy with other stuff as well as like packing the orders and not just packing the orders but He had to go pick up the orders from the warehouse like it's Just you know bear with us. We're still a small group of boys getting this done and we're doing The the best we can do are there Spots where things could be smoother, of always, and we are always looking to improve. But as Matt said.

It's our first day back today, technically, back together. And as Matt said, just send an email and we will get to you when we can. And also, I just thought they needed a little smooch. Definitely, it's always good to throw a little smooch in there. A little smooch for Matt as well's always good to throw a little smooch in there. A little smooch from Matt as well. Just to give them two smooches, one from Ryan,

one from Matt, I think it would do a lot. There you go, yeah, one from each of us. Did you catch the ball drop? I did catch the ball drop. You did? I had a champagne. Champagne. I had my 2,025 kisses.

My family insists that we have to have as many kisses. It was nice. Yeah, I had to stop going to your family gatherings. It's a cute sentiment. We just don't have enough people for each person to get one of those. So you just end up having to choose, this person gets 200, this person gets 300.

Sometimes you just choose one and just get it all out of the way. Yeah. And last time, I think it was one of your aunts. Yeah. Someone that's loosely related to you. And she'd had quite a bit to drink and she'd had a lot of hors d'oeuvres.

Call her Aunt Titi. Okay, Aunt Titi, yep, that's who it was. And she had, her breath was not very good. Yeah. And she, I'll tell you man, she committed to the kisses. She wanted them on the lips as well. You have to, with Aunt Titi you have to kind of turtle your mouth because she will slip, try to slip a tongue in there. She did

Yeah She did this one thing with the hors d'oeuvres where she had it was like some brie cheese or durv thing She kept doing this thing where she would go hold on and she put some in her mouth thinking I didn't see him and she Would try to you know kind of like like get it in my mouth like by squeezing it through her teeth so it would kind of like Yeah, and yeah, she got me a few times with it Um, I mean I like cheese so like I'm never I've never wanted to say no, but I know it It is surprising the first few times she does that and I'm not I don't apologize if it made you uncomfortable Oh, you don't have to apologize. I mean, she's a delightful woman when she's not drinking.

And also just like I said, I'm not a huge Brie guy. I love all cheeses, I said, so. Dude, I had some actually, while we were apart, I had a, I did a little charcuterie. Me and the lady did a little charcuterie night. And I'll tell you something, dude. I went to a charcuterie store called Milk Bar or Milk Farm.

I don't remember, Milk Bar's the cake place. Milk Farm is the charcuterie place. And I tried, I got some weird ones. Actually I think we got stuff from this place for wine and cheese night years ago. I'm always down for wine and cheese nights. I don't know why we haven't done it. I know.

By the way, I still do like my own little wine and cheese nights. Well, I did a little wine and cheese night and it was this weird cheese that was like washed in apple cider something. Was it a block or was it a wedge? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was, you would show them what you wanted

and then they would cut a piece off of it. So they cut me a wedge from it. And it had this weird like. So it's not like a cheddar, it was like a. No, it was like. It was a soft cheese? Yeah, and it had an outer, almost like like a soft cheese. Yeah, and it had like an outer Almost like brie honestly, but it but it but the outer shell or crust rind Yeah, it was was very interesting and honestly it wasn't my favorite that I've tried

But I did appreciate the funkiness of it. Okay. That's like I like trying really weird cheeses and stuff like jelly Which you also got me some real, I smelled it even, we took a break and I was smelling it and I went, verbatim, this is that good stuff. You were huffing that pepper jelly. Smells delicious, oh God dude. There is nothing better to me than cracker, cheese, pepper jelly.

That's it, that's all I need in life. I had pepper jelly and I had some crackers. And some hot honey. Hot honey every now and then is also really fucking delicious And I feel like it kind of came out of nowhere like I feel like hot honey only only Hit the general zeitgeist the con the mass consciousness in the last few years It was like a thing that maybe you could find yeah, but now it's it's all the rage people love the hot honey There's hot honey, and then there's extra hot honey burning hot. honey. Yeah, yeah. And I'll tell you something, dude.

Honey, oh my God, I love honeycomb, like with charcuterie, just literally like a piece of honeycomb. I like eating just the straight up honeycomb. I don't think I've ever had a honeycomb. It's good. I've had the cereal honeycombs. It's not the same thing.

But honeycomb, like it's waxy and I- Just without milk, is that the difference? Mm-hmm, yeah, pretty much the same., but honeycomb like it's waxy and I'm without milk. Is that the difference? Mm-hmm. Yeah, pretty much the same but they it's good, dude. I had this like Organic honeycomb shit that I bought a while back where it's just like a jar with a fucking slab of honeycomb in it And when you think about what it is, it's actually pretty gross, but it's is it kind of like a cracker Is it hard to eat? No, it's like wax But it's... Is it kind of like a cracker? Is it hard to eat?

No, it's like wax. It's like hexagons. Yeah, I know what honeycomb is. I expected it for some reason to... It's soft. But it doesn't have any sort of cracker texture. It really is just like waxy. It's just wax.

It's just soft. But it's... I like it and I eat it and swallow it. I don't know if like you're really supposed to. I don't think there's any rules saying you can't but uh You're supposed to eat it, right? You look on like the back of like the honeycomb jar and it's like do not eat on Thursdays past midnight That's when Nosferatu

He knows for atu if you've eaten a honeycomb after midnight on Thursdays, which would technically then be eaten a honeycomb after midnight on Thursdays which would technically then be Friday? Yeah well or I guess it would be Thursday after midnight. After Wednesday. Yeah after Wednesday. Be careful because some people get get confused like I just did and knows for ahtoos there and they think they're in the clear turns out nope. They're having a honeycomb when they shouldn't be. And then he's invited in your home through that little loophole. Honeycomb, dude, you gotta come over and try some honeycomb then.

I'm down, maybe some wine, some cheese. Maybe a little wine and a little cheese. I've grown to love, I've always gotten, like, I'll change the soft in some of the cheese, but there's one central cheese that always, it's always, I always make sure that there's a cheddar. A cheddar is all, I love it. There's so many different types,

and it's how sharp it is, how sometimes, I could go on forever. Dude. But cheese is the blood and soul of the McGee bloodline. It is. It's a heart and soul of the McGee bloodline. It's in your blood. Also.

Milk and honey. Gouda. The land of milk and honey. I was thinking about that the other day, the land of milk and honey. I was like, am I remembering that correctly? Is it the land of milk and honey. The land of milk and honey. I was thinking about that the other day, the land of milk and honey. I was like, am I remembering that correctly? Is it the land of milk and honey? Yeah, didn't Angelina Jolie star slash direct some movie about the land of milk and honey?

I think she was in a movie called the land of milk and honey. Isn't that like Jerusalem or something? Something like that. So I say it's in the Bible. It's the land of milk and honey, which is like, okay, cool. It's where God was milked to produce the honey of Jesus Christ The sweetness of the Lord

That's how I take it. Yeah, I think that's what it is He was given like a like a dry hand job until he you know, ejaculated Which dry hand jobs are wonderful some underrated very underrated you know people always think you need a bunch of spit or lube I'll go to the Carl's jr. and just tack it on to one of my meals and I forget how good a dry hand he can be can be can be that's the important the keyword there is can and sometimes the the the the gripping of the pubes getting the grip and start to rash and chafe your wiener. Well, also some of those Carl's Jr. employees, I'll tell you they-

They don't wear those gloves. No, they need the gloves. Oh, I hate it when they put, you can obviously tell, they have the gloves on, that's fine, but instead of lotion, they just put hand sanitizer on? It doesn't, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh my god, dude, not the same. It dries out the foreskin.

Mm-hmm. And actually, if you look on screen right now, there's a list of names. These are all people who have had a dry hand job behind Carl's Jr. There's a smaller list, and those are for people who specifically, you see the smaller list, it looks a little more fun, They have Like fun little emojis and stuff. Those are the people who? Specifically go to Burger King breakfast for their dry hand jobs. Yeah, which there's much to be said about that But we'll have to get into that in a future episode But if you want to be on that list of dry hand jobbers

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