supermegashow - Ovum Filibuster | supermegashow - 063

Episode Date: May 21, 2025

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Sweet escape. Does she say sweet escape there, or just sweet sweet? There's probably like stuff going on, you know? I'm sure the producer went ham on that track. Akon. Was he the producer? Mm-hmm. Oh damn.

I'm pretty sure he was. Would you say it is like, okay, because in my head and like a lot of people, you know, they think of like different like sound engineers, producers, songwriters, singers, like they're all different jobs. But would you say that a producer a lot of the times is an artist that never got off the ground that is always trying to kind of like use collaborative methods?

Or would you? I, because I view that as like a very LA like producer like... Well, I think... I'll produce some music with you well, I think that that's a that's a very LA thing to do where it's like You know people wanting to come up in the music scene So they they're producers and then they're like I'm gonna produce a track for you. I'm gonna put you on Yeah, buddy, but it's it but now my voice is gonna be on it. What? Hey, DJ Cali like they just like I'm gonna put my voice on it. I wouldn't say producer. I'm a part of it is like mostly artists that try to because like producers just someone that

makes the music. But like I guess because I have a lot of popular like I think of like, you know, there's Pharrell as you know, Kanye is produced a lot. Kanye, you know, there's Pharrell as, you know, Kanye's produced a lot. Kanye is, you know, undoubtedly a good producer. Produced a lot of bullshit. He did produce a lot of bullshit. Out of his flappers. Out of his little mouth flappers. Yeah, not his bussy flappers.

No. I need to see if I was right about Akon producing this. If you're not. Sorry, it's copyrighted music. I gotta hold it down here. We can't have that. Song credits, how about I take a look at those? Shut up.

Okay, performed by Akon and Gwen Stefani, produced by Akon. Ay! And Giorgio Tuinfort. Giorgio Tuinfort. Tuinfort. Tuinfort. Doesn't get enough credit on that track. He's a songwriter. And Giorgio Tuinfort Giorgio Tuinfort Tuinfort Doesn't get enough credit on that track He's a songwriter

That song's a banger He's written songs like One Last Time by Ariana Grande Sexy Bitch featuring Akon by David Guetta Oh not uh Not... Buckleberry? Buck cherry? Buckleberry Crazy Buck Cherry? Buckleberry? Crazy bitch but you fuck so that that song

oh dude oh Buck Cherry dude that's okay yeah I thought at first I thought you're referencing the and at the Comedy Central animated show from like 2011 that Daniel Tosh one yeah Brickleberry where he oh where he voices like a bear that's back in the era where it was like you know American dad family guy and every animated show It was like well there has to be people but then there has to be like one quirky talking non-human And Daniel Tosh was that quirky non-talking? Well was that quirky talking human or non-human? Sorry not? Yes He was a quirky talking non-human. He was a bear I love those quirky talking non-humans.

Not like in the universe where them speaking English is just the movie's way of portraying their language to us. Sure. I'm talking about when they actually speak English. Me too. Well, not Dr. Dolittle because only Dr. Dolittle can understand what the animals are saying. That's just a man going through psychosis. Like having a schizophrenic episode and thinking animals are talking to him.

Dude I heard in the Robert Downey Jr. version, there's a dragon at the end of it. Really? Which for me, like growing up, like I don't know if any of you 90s kids out there grew up with like the Eddie Murphy, because I know Dr. Doolittle is like an old ass story, but I grew up with the movie, you know, the Eddie Murphy, Dr. Dolittle, Dr. Dolittle one and two. Sorry, did they do a remake with Robert Downey Jr.? Not even like a remake, I wouldn't call it a remake of the Dr. Dolittle movies, they stand,

they almost just take a part of the story of like, I can talk to animals, and that's where they leave it. This, the one with Robert Downey Jr. is supposed to like, harken back to the actual older stories. Oh, I didn't know that it was based on. The old England with the big top hat. I'm Dr. Dolittle. I didn't know they made this movie. So they, you could say, you know, not a lot of, not a lot of racists were cheering that they turned Dr. Dolittle from white to black to back to white

You know you know they you always hear them complaining about video games and stuff in there and they're perceived losses Yeah, but you never hear them exclaiming their dubs Dr. Do little was white again for a moment. He's why and there was a dragon in it Like fucking bursting through like All of his roommates like dude what what's going on guys? Do write the spit from your mouth. I'm sorry It's gone. Yeah, no, you're good. Okay, then no actually there's a little bit No, you're good now. Okay, the doctor do a little he's white again

Fucking like Paul Revere running through the streets on his horse fucking letting everyone know that the doctor do little is white again And I'm gonna be I I only learned about her recently so I that was not enough time for me to remember her name But apparently there's like a young like 14 16 year old girl who's essentially like a Second Paul Revere and and like there's a statue of her and shit, too She did like the same thing that Paul Revere did she just gets no credit this really Betty Crocker hope I'm pronouncing this right. Are you ready? Yeah late on me. Okay, so Sybil Ludington Sybil sybil or cy-ble that's a cool name Yeah, right was an American woman who allegedly made a ride during the American Revolutionary War

Though modern accounts dispute this. Oh, never mind. So is she alive? Oh, never mind. So is she alive? Dan woke mind virus is trying to play tricks on you again Ryan. I wasn't wrong. There was a statue That's a cool statue. It's like a it's like a girl on a horse. Is that a stick or a sword? I could well it was like it was like on April 26 70 77 and age 16 Ludington the daughter of Colonel Henry Ludington was claimed to have made an all-night horseback ride 40 miles to rally American militiamen in neighboring towns after British forces raided and burned Danbury, Connecticut. But since they led with, though modern accounts dispute, does that mean like some historians dispute this?

Or is that like, is that kind of like going, probably not, didn't happen.'t happen but but you know I think it means maybe there's I think it means that there's evidence for it happening but maybe it's not substantiated enough where other historians would say no this didn't happen this is just a an old wives tale and you know how wives tell tales that is true well I'm trying I'm trying to see if there's anything else about it to see if like I can get to the bottom of this risk and mystery I'm trying to see uh she died at the age of 77 Wow honestly dude for for back, that's pretty old because I feel like back in the day in

the 1700s, people didn't live commonly to be 77. Maybe they did and I just sound like a dumbass right now, which usually that's the case when it comes to factual stuff on the podcast. Just complete misinformation by mistake. Spoken very confidently. But again, we're not scientists, okay, we're not historians. We are chemists, actually. Both of us do have master's degrees in organic chemistry.

Likely happened in some form, but the details are debated by historians she was in a horse-drawn carriage there's the thing is there's like there's no record of her you know there's no actual record of this 40 miles it was more like 27 the first detailed written account didn't appear until 1880 more than 100 years later,

largely based on family stories. So, you know, probably, you know, who's to say? She may have been like riding around on a horse, be like, hey, hell, you know, to a few people helped a few people, who knows? Well, that was fun history lesson. This thing was real in it for a moment and then it wasn't real if you do but it might

actually be kind of real but more than likely not all the way in the way that you thought it was hey but lower down more people know about it now hey I like I like it's fun looking stuff up it is fun looking stuff up. Give me a random historical fact to look up. Look up what was the most embarrassing moment of the Vietnam War for either side. Probably just us going into it. Just the whole thing was just embarrassing. Yeah, let's see. Let's see Nixon's just like Yeah Well, I asked Google and you know Google's Google's new AI Shit is very accurate

The evacuation of the US Embassy in 1975 is off is often cited as one of the most embarrassing moments Wasn't during the Vietnam War wasn't the war over by 1975 is often cited as one of the most embarrassing moments during the Vietnam War. Wasn't the war over by 1975? I don't know, I'm not a historian, why are you asking me? It was in, you know, in my head it's just like, sometime in the 70s it happened.

That's just how my brain is. The Vietnam War was like 1968 to 1974, I think. Well now I gotta look it up. Welcome back to Matt and Ryan's Looking Stuff Up podcast. This is why we need a Jamie. Yeah. Jamie, can you look up what year the Vietnam War ended? We could have Luke be our Jamie,

but I don't think Luke would be interested in being our Jamie. Imagine Luke sitting right there, like fact checking us during the podcast and stuff. No. That would be interested in being our Jamie. Imagine Luke sitting right there, like fact checking us during the podcast and stuff. No. That would be kind of fun. No. That's just what I-

What do you guys think? Should we try having a Jamie episode with Luke? I think I could bring Luke in right now for a bit. He's packing merch. Okay. So we can't just, you know, flippantly take him out of what he's doing just for our- I mean, we're his bosses.

We can. And also, the Vietnam War ended April 30th, 1975. So it went into 1975. Fact checked! Okay, I bet I know what it was. I bet Vietnam was fully falling to communism, so we were trying to evacuate the American embassy. And I guess maybe we uh we goofed it. Someone might have tripped on the stairs and someone got a

photograph and his gut was spilling out a little bit and it was embarrassing. He has the American flag pin on his blazer. Very embarrassing for the United States. It's the picture that was heard around the world. Yeah. It was not much funny about the Vietnam War. Or the man's muffin top that was caught in, not 4K because they didn't have 4K at the time. Well, but technically film, you know, can't you develop it at like bigger resolutions if you still have the original film?

Yeah, but what I'm saying is like they didn't, they weren't like 4K, you know, that wasn't a concept. They wouldn't know what that meant no they would be like caught in 4,000 what is this me hook 4k like a race yeah I've said it before I'll say it again I think you and I would have had a just a fantastic time if we were in a platoon together in the Vietnam days Vietnam days are storming the beaches of Normandy dude. I don't know about that one. People like like I picture like people like pinwheeling like a starfish over our heads we're like you know watching them go over like whoa dude see like some

guys like head lands in like my like my lap whoa we start playing hot potato with it you dude get this away don't don't don't forget well when it first lands in your lap uh before you toss to me I go huh talk about getting some head haha I'm like you and then that's what we're like if we start passing it back and forth and then uh and then it we throw it out of the Hill trench whatever the fuck okay We had it rolls to the boots of like a German commander with a rocket launcher. Oh To be continued I really like this Netflix Oh my god, this is the greatest idea we've ever heard I mean we unfortunately they put it on their podcast

So it's up for the public to decide whether we have the rights to it or they do or the pub the general public might just have the rights to the idea since it's not copyrighted trademarked. Supermega is trademarked so this counts as supermega. Sure yeah. Also like what if how devastated would you be if like when you're 40 years old you find out that over the years Netflix was keeping tabs on us, so was Hulu, and they wanted like... Matt, we already had this happen to us. You might have to bleep this out, Luke.

The Sony thing? Yeah. Oh yeah. They were literally just, like they were interested and they were. They hit us up. And then COVID happened. COVID happened, yep.

However. And to be fair, I think we missed that first email by a good bit or something or. No, no, I responded to it pretty quickly. It was just, I remember it was the unscripted department. Yes. So we were like, they wanted to have a meeting with us and we were very intrigued by why it was the unscripted department

reaching out. And then COVID happened. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe we should reach back out. We're good. Okay. Okay. I mean, the views might be lower, but the laughs are just as high. Like that, you know, but what if this whole time-

Have you seen our Jesus sketch? Yeah sketch yeah sketch it's good sketch comedy Arby's yep uh surfer conundrum i'll have to check that one out don't think that's the name of the video but it's i mean i searched it up i don't it's not there surfer conundrum the surfers conundrum how about didn't its title changed what was it originally didn't it no no it's it's it's I thought the title changed it might have changed the first few days but it didn't change much from what it was what is the current time because it's like it's the the brutal is it first of a superstar or like the brutal the brutal attack that ended a superstars something like Something like that.

Something like that. Did the original title have the name of the character in it? No. Okay, okay, okay. In the fake documentary it does. Yes. Like in the documentary. The Bradley Copper story.

Dude, you're so, the way you fucking operate whenever like we're writing something and you always, when we need a name, you always just pull out like some existing celebrities You just change slightly like Bradley Cop or you know, we just driftwood We just go for the one-to-one like in the detective video just do Doug Walker and Christopher Stuckman Do you think either one of them ever saw that? I don't know If they did did you know since Stuckman's a filmmaker himself mm-hmm you'd think he he would he would have gotten a heavy heart in a good way right not like a heart disease type way no like a like

heavy with love okay and butterflies locusts There's locusts in my tummy, he probably said at the time. I've got locusts in my tummy! If I heard a kid say that, I would just be like, what the fuck? What the fuck are you talking about? I'm imagining Chris Stuckman with tears in his eyes saying he has locusts in his tummy. Did that movie release?

Stuckman's Big Day Out? Cause I think Neon neon not the streamer That's actually like we just got it wrong the whole time it has been this Stuckman partner with him But Last time I checked I thought neon Produced whatever the fuck it's called. I think it's just Neon. They have ownership of it or they bought it. So they'll release it eventually.

I forgot the name of it. Sometimes studios do buy the rights to things without the intention to necessarily make it. Then they're just like, this is good. But I think they bought the publishing rights. Okay, okay. Which again, as you've stated, and like let's take this out of the way. For instance, a lot of car companies will buy up a patent that could potentially sink their gasoline and oil market.

Oh yeah dude, like BP and Chevron and stuff, they frequently will, they have teams that frequently will they have teams that try to find the most innovative up-and-coming you know green energy changes that could revolutionize humanity and you know give clean free energy to everyone and they go to the the creators and they say I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse and they give them so much money that they sell them the patent like it's it you an offer you can't refuse. And they give them so much money that they sell them the patent. It's like why you can understand these people being like, yes, their whole life is set from this buyout.

I think people morally would be like, no, I wouldn't do it, I wouldn't sell it out. But I do think. Oh, a lot of people say that in the comments section below. They say that, they say that. But I do think if Chevron went to them and they were like, how does $39 million sound?

They would be like, or do you really want to fight us on this? That's another thing. Then it's like, their offer isn't just an extended kind of like, yes, they have the, it's malicious in terms of their, they intend to sit on the patent, but a lot of the time it comes with a heavy swing Along with it or like the the the the lawyers I mean threats of a heavy swing to follow Lawyers for BP or chevron are not lawyers that I would want to tangle with necessarily no you know lawyers for the fucking oil studios and shit like that to

Netflix we'd like to take with you lawyers in a good way or we can have a show on peacock or crackle Or why'd you laugh to be they might be the ones that give us a show to be? Am I right about this or not to be is to be a tubi that's a thing right for some reason It's a button on my remote So is crackle and I always accidentally hit it when I'm it'll be dark I'm trying to hit the Hulu button and I hit crackle and it takes me to crackle and I'm like what's on to be? What's there? What's their stuff? What are they?

Okay, to be has gotten bigger. I will say I have seen more about to be crackle on the other hand I haven't seen too much. What's the anime one? It's like a lot of people watch anime on it and stuff. Crunchyroll? Yes. I feel like, didn't like Game Grumps used to do Crunchyroll? I think Crunchyroll sponsored us too. Yeah.

There's no way. I think we did an ad for them once. That would be cool. Well, you know what's you know, what's cool than crunchy roll though are these ads that is true These companies are much better than crunchy roll Please roll it Luke. I feel like I will crunch roll if they wanted to come back and sponsor us Not these companies aren't necessarily cooler than crunchy justroll. Just at the current moment right now. Just at this current moment in time. It's a fact.

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They're jokes with Jess though. I've used Peacock before because they had a... They have like a... what is it? They have like below deck on it, which is just like a reality television show that is... I'm usually not one for reality television but very very I do have to take breaks because it gets a little too much it's like there's too much of like just nastiness going on I'm like I don't want to live in anxiety and just people bullying each other and that's the whole thing of reality television it's like voyeurism, right? It's like watching

Something it's it's like watching someone else's drama so you can Feel the tension and the ooh from it without actually having to experience it It's the internet, you know, it's kind of like a modern version of that, you know You get to just voyeuristically watch and but the difference is you can partake in it nowadays Oh, but now it's like you be a part of it worse because these content creators fucking Get like essentially like they start wars with each other so it just is like a like One group of fans versus another group of fans or whatever

That's how it's always been. Vietnam fans versus America fans. You know? German fans versus American fans. Yeah, true, true. That's really what it came down to, huh? You know, honestly, stop. You can't interrupt the podcast with a self-advertisement of any sort. We already talked about this. It's in the contract you signed. So I'm just glad I could catch it.

Thank you, because I actually, that flew right over my head. Yeah, and we were in the middle of talking and then he just comes in and I heard an echoing at first and then I was like what the fuck's going on. Are we not live or something and then I Just ask dude. Yeah, like just Luke Ask like if you if you want a segment on the show or you want some time to advertise Whatever it is you advertise, just let us know.

Just come to us as friends and just be like, well don't come to us as friends, come to us as a business partner and say, hey guys, I would like to purchase some ad space on your show. Just because sometimes we want to make sure that the products are something that we don't want it to feel like a scam, not saying that anything you do or support Luke is a scam but you know there was that the last product you did where you were selling people boxed raisins and telling them that if they planted them they would grow into a fortune tree whatever the fuck that means. Oh fooled me. Fooled me out of quite a large sum of my grandfather's inheritance.

Because Luke was like, oh it's one of the things the more money you put in the more money it grows. You just got, I think you got excited because he started talking about the similarities of Jack and the Beanstalks, you know, supposed fortune with the golden goose egg, and I think you got a little ahead of yourself in thinking that maybe this could spawn some sort of adventure for you. Not necessarily a Beanstalk, I know that you know that in reality a one-to-one won't be created,

but you know, I'm sure in your head, like maybe some sort of long vine or very, very, very, very strong kind of seaweed type thing that you climb as a rope comes from the heavens or something or I'm not gonna lie and say the thought of a golden goose egg didn't cross my mind during that period many times then Luke knows that that is that is a weakness of yours yeah gold and geese. And eggs. I had my mother's eggs unfrozen actually. The golden ones?

Yeah. Yeah, let's just say I went to the clinic and I said, I would like Anne Watson's eggs unfrozen please and fertilized. Can you ship them to my address please? And now let's just say Mom, you got some little surprises on the way this Christmas.

You started your own little like sea monkey exhibit. Yeah. With your mother's eggs. I just took a magnifying like monitor so you can actually see, cause otherwise you wouldn't be able to. No, yeah, you can't see a human egg. It's too small. And you know. That's why you have the magnification screen on the aquarium like

Structure you've built for your mother's eggs. Well, you know, it's like it's kind of like, you know sea monkeys You have to put the the stuff in the tank and then you have to wait a few days Yeah, you put some stuff in the tank and now we've been waiting and we're gonna see if uh, you know, we can you've sent me pictures It's it's never mind. I don't wanna fucking... Talking about ejaculating into a sea monkey tank. Yeah, I was gonna talk about it foaming on the top. This one's just vile. Yeah.

What led us down this path, Matthew? I brought up unfreezing my mom's eggs. Yeah, that was my fault. I shouldn't have gone down that road. Was your fault. What prompted you to talk about you unfreezing your mother's eggs? Oh, the fact that I got my mother's eggs unfrozen. It was my fault. I shouldn't have gone down that road. Was your fault. What prompted you to talk about you unfreezing your mother's eggs? Oh, the fact that I got my mother's eggs unfrozen. It was really easy. I just called and nowadays with these voice changers on these websites,

it's really easy. You voice changed to be a little deeper. And yeah, I just said, hey, this is Anne. I know that I have my eggs frozen at this clinic, but I would like them unfrozen and I demand a refund. Trying to hand a doctor a ten didn't work so this is what you eventually went on to do. Well yeah when I went in with the wig and the ten dollar bill. Well how's this sound?

He didn't really, I mean that was the reaction he kind of looked down in silence And I feel I think you told me he pretended not to see it Yeah, because that only to not know there's any further acknowledging it would basically be a whole nother Think about what he would have to do if he acknowledged it Like some sort of clinic with a wig on trying to like barter for your mother's eggs with a ten dollar bill And then to be sunglasses on obviously hey Hey bucko No, I don't know why you're calling the doctor bucko

But I actually don't even need to change my voice to be higher because I believe a modern woman can express herself in any way She pleases and my mom's a modern woman can express herself any way she pleases. And my mom's a modern woman. How much can you, so you can sell eggs, like human eggs, you can sell them for quite a lot of money, which is why I was trying to get them unfrozen. That's the real reason, no sea monkey bullshit. No sea monkey do, I mean monkey sea monkey do. I tried to do a pun, it didn't work,

so let's just move past it. But yeah, you know, I was hoping my mom's eggs would go for quite a pretty penny. But unfortunately, there's a lot of bureaucratic red tape in place to prevent guys like me from going and getting their mother's eggs unfrozen. So I think that's something we should maybe push awareness for and see if we can get some laws changed some bills passed so Sons or nephews even can get their mothers or aunts even their eggs on frozen at their request and the full amount refunded to them

Your ability to filibuster about your mother's eggs is astounding I will say thank you You should try doing that like what Cory Booker did, except it's just about this. I'd make a great congressman. And aunts, and you know, I'm not saying uncles can't not have their eggs, you know, we'll talk about the uncles' rights to having, let's talk about this actually.

I know no one brought it up, but let's go further on this. I mean, that's what a filibuster is. If you got a green eggs and ham. I have a lot more respect for Ted Cruz for reading green eggs and ham than giving a passionate speech with a smug. I do not like them. Sam I am. If Dr. Seuss himself could see well actually Dr. Seuss could have been a bigot, I don't know. Did he not... Let's see, I'm gonna look up. Was Dr. Seuss sus?

I mean, his last name essentially is sus. Let's see if it knows what I'm asking. I'm asking Google. He drew some pornographic stuff. Was Dr. Seuss sus? Nothing sus about pornographic drawings. Yes. Dr. Seuss... that's the answer. Yes. There is controversy around Dr. Seuss' work due to racially insensitive imagery in some of his early works. Or books.

While some argue that his views evolved over time and that his later works demonstrated a move towards inclusivity, his early illustrations and texts have been criticized for perpetuating negative stereotypes and harmful representations of minority groups. Okay, this is like pulling up old tweets, Ryan. It's the same thing as when a modern comedian gets canceled for old tweets. Dr. Seuss, what about these newspaper comics you did during World War II? Yeah, so during the Bay of Pigs you drew Fidel Castro like this No, this is probably way earlier than the 60s. Yeah Yeah, probably how? Dr.. Seuss is an old fuck. He's dead R. Ip to a king. He's so old. He's dead. I know I don't think I don't know

If he died of old age though Who I'm gonna ask who killed doctors Google's AI is atrocious. It's so bad at getting things wrong And I'm gonna put an exclamation point in a question mark with that one dude. You also don't um okay? Can I tell you the I would love to hear it dr. Seuss did not die at the hands of another he passed away from Dr. Seuss did not die at the hands of another he passed away from anal cancer in la nevermind I didn't read the rest of it. That's actually horribly sad of anal cancer But which is that it's horribly sad also that to the added-on fact that typically like if I'm if I'm remembering correctly, that's that's a type of cancer that Eventually they say like all men will get at some point in their life if they were to live long enough

But it's also one of the prostate cancer. Yeah prostate cancer prostate cancer is the one that like all men would get if they live long enough Okay, okay. Okay. I've ever heard of anal cancer. I've heard of like colon cancer Prostate cancer, but I haven't heard of anal cancer. So cancer killed dr. Seuss that bastard But I haven't heard of anal cancer So cancer killed dr. Seuss That bastard At the age of 87 Lived a long life. Yeah, that's almost 90, dude Dude, Google's AI shit. You can't like it automatically shows it to you. It's not like I I'm using it like Yesterday, I searched what is spite in psychology and it said

appetite is the psychological desire for foods or beverages and then um Sorry, I'm looking up the difference between anal cancer. Okay And colorectal cancer, okay, right no cancer is the cancer of the anal canal often linked to Papilloma virus.omavirus, HPV. Prostate cancer on the other hand develops in the prostate gland. Okay. Okay. So, and colorectal cancer is colon.

Yeah. I'm sure it's just like, wait, wait, say that again? Colorectal? I'm sure that's in the colon. Yeah, because'm sure it's just like, wait, wait, what? Say that again? Colorectal? That's a lot of oyster. I'm sure that's in the colon. Yeah, because it's like colon and like. Well, there's colon cancer, so it's. It's the minutia, you know?

It's just little details, you know? Just the, I will probably get prostate cancer. I have a gut feeling, no pun intended there. Prostate's not in the gut, sorry. I missed that. It's in your family. Yeah. Big history in my family.

On your dad's side? Uh-huh. And your mom's side or just your dad's side? Well her dad didn't live long enough to find out, I guess, because I think he died when he was in his early 60s. And then... The puppet thing, right? find out I guess because I think he died when he was in his six early 60s and then the puppet thing I know my mom is shaking her head right now listening to this dude

She's sitting on the couch at home listening and the second I brought the second I brought her dad up I know she's gonna go And then she I know she's gonna go hahahaha and then I know she was probably waiting for you to jump in with something It was an aneurysm I love when you throw something like the puppet thing because it's so vague your imagination can go anywhere with it

It's like I'm Charlie and you're giving me a golden ticket right there because it's like give me an improv golden It's for everyone's imagination. I feel bad for people who don't have imagination sitting there You know just like huh the puppet thing well tell us about it. What's what what about the puppet thing? How did Matt's grandpa die with a boy had to with puppets? And I don't want to see that exact quote in the comments because I don't want, you know. Oh, we do need to engage.

We do need, okay, if you want to type it in the comments. Luke, just put it up so people can see it and copy and paste it. Yeah. You know. Can they copy and paste from the video itself? No, but they can look at it or they can. Take a screen cap.

Take a screenshot on mobile. And then their phone can do it. Yeah, on the iPhone take a screenshot and then their phone can do it Yeah on the iPhone you can screenshot and highlight text fun fact guys. It's a little it's a brand new feature You can make stickers You can just hold down on something that cuts it out. I know I wish there was a better method for refining them Like I wish it would then let me manually go in and kind of like what you can do in Photoshop with just kind of like Adding some sort of like edge feather like just so we're moving like a smoothing tool Yeah Cuz sometimes like I'll try to make a sticker and there will be like an extra chunk of something on it

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hire high quality pros at Angie.com I'm sorry. Where did you get that crack vape from? Huh? Did you say you got it on the deep web? Or did you buy it off someone? It doesn't matter. Okay. Well just take it easy. You don't have to puff it so much. One hit will do.

A little dab will do you as they say? Welcome back Ladies and gents that's right It's act three of the super mega show episode 63 the most exciting act of them all the penultimate It's the climax and the falling action That's right And the day new mall or is that is that a part of the third act? Danu Mall. You're speaking gibberish to me.

Okay. I don't know what this means. I should have studied more in film class. English. It's a story structure thing. So you learn it in English when you're doing the Odyssey. Okay, then I should have paid attention more in English too. Well, I feel the same way.

I have a lacking thesaurus. I should wake up every morning and just start to have a word of the week on a chalkboard. Indubitably. Word of the day even. Now make, and it's like I have to use it in this isn't that how you learn words like use it in a sentence at least a few times a day throughout the week and then boom. I think we should start

maybe doing a word of the day for the podcast you know. Okay I'm going to ask for a like a random word generator. Yeah. And find, look up like big random, like SAT words. SAT words are good ones. I'm saying give me a big random rare word. Okay. For a word of the week for our wonderful in all caps, viewers.

Thank you. Are you texting your stepdad? Yes. Let's see what he has to say. Let's see what stepdad has to say. Guys, in this word you need to use it in a sentence the same day you listen to this podcast. And if you're listening at night, go wake your parents up, I don't care, whatever, and use the word in a sentence. the word in a sentence. Sithurism.

Sithurism. P-S-I-T-H-U-R-I-S-M. It's a noun. Meaning, the sound of the wind whispering through the trees. Sithurism. It's used in a sentence. It's poetic, vivid, and a bit mysterious.

Perfect for captivating your wonderful viewers. Would you...oh, nevermind. I thought it was giving me a sentence for some reason. Thank you Stepdad. Well our podcast itself is a form of sithurism you know? What is this? Would you like a fun graphic or mini definition card to go with it? I want a mini definition card. And I guess, you know, to make it fair, Ryan and I will both use it in a sentence. Luke, make sure that it's on, the word's on screen by the way,

because people need to know how to spell this one. Guys, and if you want, you can use it in the comments. Actually, that would really be, really be probably the best way to learn learn is to engage in conversation in the comment section with fellow magheads and talk about Scytherism. As she walked through the forest at dusk the gentle Scytheris... Scytherism is that did I say it right? Can I say it? No, Scytherism. That's Scytherism. Scytherism. That's- Sith-er-ism. Sith-er-ism. As she walked through the forest at dusk,

the gentle Sith-er-ism soothed her raising thoughts. The Sith-er-ism. Sith-er-ism. Sith-er-ism. Title this episode, Sith-er-ism. I don't know if a lot of people will click. It's very clickbaity. Sith-er-ism. But that- that's the word of the week for-

That's the word of the week guys for the Super Mega Show. Will that's the word of the week. That's the word of the week, guys. For the Super Mega Show. Will we do another word of the week? Who knows? Will we forget for episode 64? Probably. Probably. But. Although 64, switch out the six with a two,

24, Jeff Gordon, best race car driver ever in history. And also one of the best television shows ever made. Yes, with Michael Keaton yeah no you got it it's Michael who's that guy who's the who's the Michael Keaton like no I mean I see it's like Michael Keaton at home I see I see where you're where you're confusing it but what's his name who's the Michael Sutherland okay so at the Michael? Keith or Souther? Okay. So the Michael key ten key for Southerland. I-I-I- What would you say an app description is?

He's like a... He's like a... You know, at home version. Of the key? Of the keymeister? Yeah. Um... Sure.

Yeah. I- When you say it like that, yeah. It makes sense in my head. You might be squandering our chances of having him on the show by saying that. God, I would love- I love Seth MacFarlane's voice and he sounds just like Frank Sinatra and dude, honestly, Frank Sinatra who? Have you heard that that Christmas album? Maybe he'll have us as a voice- Seth MacFarlane's Jolly Jingles?

Yes. Yeah dude. Dude, imagine we become the voice of Brian and Stewie. Because he's probably getting tired of it. He's getting tired as fuck. He just wants to sing his songs. And you do a good Brian. You do a great Stewie. Blast it. Stewie. Stewie. Here maybe we can give himie. Blast it. Pah-hah-hah! Stewie, Stewie. Here, maybe we can give him a little. Blast it, Brian!

Stewie, what's wrong? I'm building a time portal, Brian. Stewie, that's never going to work. Mm-hmm! Bitch! This reminds me of that one scene from Tyler Perry's a wrinkle in time and then you guys can fill in whatever happens there yeah

uh bye I leave a woman yeah something like that and I'll have a martini hey and then and then all the sudden a giant rocket flies in from overhead and they go what the hell was that? They look out the window, crashes into Cleveland's house, okay? Takes the front of his house off, reveal Cleveland's sitting in the bathtub, okay? All of a sudden the bathtub starts slowly sliding down the slant of the floor where it's now broken and he's about to fall out of the second story in the bathtub and he

goes, no, no, no, no, no, now, now, now, now, now, now. And then it falls. Hey, if not voices, maybe the writing team. Granted, that is a recurring gag in the show already, but the fact that I figured out a place to put it in, what if he pooped in the bathtub? The water turns brown right before. You see the blue and he goes, whoop, it browned a second if he pooped in the bathtub? The water turns brown right before.

You see the blue and he goes whoop, it browned a second before he falls. Funny right? I mean it splashes all over him. Okay, it's spinning. It splashes all over him. How much longer does it have to spin? I restarted it. Promise? Yes. Fuck, you threw off my groove. I'm just making sure that the monitor has the screensaver that's spinning because it's not it's only for 30 something minutes for some reason 40 something but Seth McFarlane um I know you want to sing those Sinatra-esque tunes so why don't you uh give us a call like picture this him sitting there we just like we're like do this one and he has to sing just like a Frank Sinatra song

or something off of his, and he just sits there and sings the whole song with no musical backing. And then we're like, then it's just both of us, oh my god, now this one! He goes, okay. I think we should start getting musical guest of the week off of Craigslist.

If you ask, if you say so. We should get people off Craigslist to perform, because we have this spotlight we've never used. We could pull a curtain down, and every week we have someone from Craigslist come, and they perform a song with no instruments or anything. Then they do the whole thing, and we just get to listen.

Do they get to pick the song? No. Do they get to pick the song? No. I said it like that. Next you see, we're gonna pick the song. What? Yeah. I just felt like that. Next time you see we, we're gonna pick the song. What? Yeah.

I just felt like there was like dust or something on the edge of, on the outer rim or the, of my nostril. Next time let me stick my tongue up there. I'll wet it. You're right. I'll get it all. It gets it caked in there, it gets it padded down. It's not gonna itch anymore.

Mm-mm. Mm-mm. But I would like to have people come perform songs because we actually do we had Tucker install it's right above Ryan's head and if it falls it would kill you. It would hurt it would it would shatter whatever it hit. Yeah actually you know what if it was moved over it would break my knee it would definitely break your knee. It would break my leg. If it was moved over like two feet it could kill you. Oh that would hurt dude. I think it could. That better never fall. Well that's on Tucker.

We're not even using it. Why is it up there? Why is it above me? Because we wanted to have a spotlight that can can shine very focused right here and we were gonna talk about pulling down like a curtain or something so so guests can can can perform their acts on our show It's heavy How do you know it's heavy? I can see it and I can look at it and I can tell by the material You haven't held it. It could be a Wellcrafted facade. It's not I

Can tell you have x-ray vision. Can you see inside? I? Be empty this could have all been a ploy. It's made out of styrofoam. We're tricking you. You said yourself that it could kill me. Nope. You were the one to bring it up. You were the one to mention it. I wasn't.

You're gaslighting me. You're living in your own reality, Watts. And I refuse to live in it. Nothing to do with gasoline. You're doing it right now. Said that the same way as I just remembered that old meme video of Trump and Walter Jr. playing Fortnite or PUBG or whatever. Changing the subject, distancing yourself.

Okay. Just like a manipulating gaslighter. Well, I'm not gonna finish telling you about this funny Walt Jr. Donald Trump meme. Now punishing me. Mm-hmm. And also punishing the entire audience. They're not gonna get to hear about it. And psychologists and studies have shown that collective punishment works. To make people think that the person punishing them is an

asshole. Yeah, like all it achieves. Like when you do the group punishment thing, it's like great, Timmy's on his phone again, so the class doesn't get a pizza party. It's like no one's mad at Timmy for that. Everyone's like, fuck! There's some people at first that probably like fucking Timmy, you know, like a few that are at the heat of the emotion, but at the end of it, it's like, this teacher sucks. Yeah, like who gives a fuck? like why don't you punish Timmy why am I being punished for Timmy's mistake? Because Timmy couldn't learn his lesson so everyone has to

learn it with him that's not fair I learned the lesson most of us learn the lesson 99 percent of us in here learn the lesson I feel like collective punishment is is almost like a form of a psychological torture because that's what they do in prison and stuff, where it's like, they want, if someone is acting out of line, they'll do it so everyone in the prison,

or even, you've seen Full Metal Jackets, they all team up on that person, and then that person is harassed and attacked. Except this is in a school environment where a child should be nurtured and feel comfortable and safe. Well there's some school environments that aren't too different from full metal jacket. No. In America? Well, generally yes.

Yeah, so, I mean, I wish that, you know, pizza parties in these classrooms. Wait, why? Why'd you give me that look? Why are we what about pizza parties? Do you want pizza? No, I was going on about the pizza. We're talking about pizza parties Talking about pizza parties. Hey, you're gaslighting me. We're we talking smile off your face. You're gaslighting me now I know that little smirk you do when were we talking about pizza parties? The class doesn't get a pizza party because of Timmy. He was on his phone. Oh, as an example, yes. OK, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I thought you were suggesting we were generally like, dude, pizza parties, what do you think about them? I thought we were generally talking about pizza parties. Well, what do you think about them? I like them. I like pizza, and I like to have a nice calm party. Do you remember how Exciting the concept of a classroom pizza party was when you were in elementary school Like when they teased that where it's like at the end of the nine weeks

Because my at least in Charleston County school district that went by quarter So it's not a slice of Pizza Hut You might get half a slice of Pizza Hut. Yes. They would order like small pizzas. And it's almost like they'd add a request, where it's like, can you cut it into 16ths actually, instead of eighths? Just like, just really, really thin. So like, these are kids.

Listen, I have to pay for this pizza. The school district does not give me money to pay for this pizza. This is out of my own pocket. So if you could just give the illusion that it's more pizza than it really is. See, Matt, if we were a part of the football team or the baseball club, I'm sure we would have had oodles of pizza parties.

True. See, I never... Maybe even the band team got a pizza party. Dude, they did sometimes. I remember like a band would you know I would walk by the the band room sometimes and I would just get like a whiff of pizza and and I could tell by the sound oh they're not playing their damn instruments they're having a good time in there. Like the thought of like I like the thought of you like looking into the band room seeing everyone like enjoying like their pizza also you're like you go run like tell someone hey they're having a pizza party in there,

they're not even doing band stuff. You get over, you open the door, they're all do do do do do. You're like what? That caught me off guard. He closes the door, like the principal or whatever walks away like. All right Watson.

You look back in. Like pizza's being thrown everywhere, being stuck to the ceiling. Yeah, uh... What the hell? You know how to write a comedy scene. I know how to take pre-existing ideas and formulate them into existing conversations. That's, I mean, you just know the fundamentals of writing comedy.

Hey. You wrote a book. Thank Markiplier. Yeah, for that textbook. For that textbook and those comedy lessons the improv comedy lessons, okay the improv comedy lessons not the not the interpretive dance comedy lessons the holistic ones

Technically I Through my experience with mark with those I those were more of like tantric massages Definitely than a than a with Mark with those, those were more of tantric massages. Definitely tantric. Than comedy lessons. But maybe your lessons with Mark were different. No, he did this one. We've been advised, lawyers, that we should probably just lay off it.

No one's hurting anyone, you know? So we might as well just change the subject. It's quite the opposite actually. It's a very pleasurable experience. Oh man. Why do they keep saying this shit about me? They're saying I gave them tantric orgasms? What is this?

I never once gave them a tantric massage or orgasm They weren't even Matt wasn't even old enough to drink yet moist critical comes out with a fucking with a video Just take this markiplier tantric massage situation is crazy. Yeah guys, so I don't know if you've heard about this, but it's been going around lately that apparently, so these two guys, they used to work with Markiplier like a decade ago. Go by Mark and Brian. Yeah. I guess he hired another Mark. Mark and then apparently he was you know so you know markiplier being the guy

I've just in my earpiece received word from our legal counsel that I should stop this one too okay because Charlie's legal yeah okay I was like last last time it was you're wearing a white t-shirt you're stealing my brand and I've stopped wearing white t-shirts. You have. You even cut your hair. I'm wearing a beanie. Shit. My hair is getting long but it's not at the... I don't remember what the specific number length was but I can't let it get past that length. Yeah. Because then it's encroaching into his territory. I should probably just get it cut soon just to avoid because if we accidentally did one episode where it's a little bit over we have to scrap the whole thing.

Okay Luke cut um just just cut back in like um just just figure out a good place. Yeah but uh you do know how to write a comedy scene McGee. That's what they say. And, uh, what they... You put a laugh track in there? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SH have what he's having. Same. Um, do you mean when I'm in a restaurant and the guy next to me orders something that's

real yummy? So you're just gonna go in the bathroom? Right back at you, Matt. Okay I'm sick of him. Kill them. Thank you. This podcast is brought to you by Aura. Aura monitors the dark web for users' phone numbers, emails, and social security numbers, delivering real-time alerts if any suspicious activity is detected. For a limited time, Aura is offering our listeners a 14-day trial plus a check of your data to see if your personal information has been leaked online, all for free when you visit aura.com slash defense. That's aura.com slash defense to sign up for a

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