supermegashow - Pucker Test | supermegashow - 051

Episode Date: February 26, 2025

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Music Back again for another episode of Matt and Ryan talk about things. Yeah, Matt and Ryan... We're changing the name again. And starting from episode one. It felt paramount to do that. I mean we had episode 50, right? So what better time than to you know start new I mean as the set we're keeping the set from the original podcast But it's just because it has our logo like the super mega logo

so I want to know the one person who takes like, here's this and then years down the road, like in some forum, someone's like, yeah, didn't they like restart their podcast like again and call it like Ryan and Matt talk about things? I have a memory of this app, Nick. No, they definitely did that. I remember. I was pissed when it happened.

I was an audio listener and I remember them talking about changing the name. I stopped listening after that but the name change was what would really push me over the edge again. Well guys Let me rip the band-aid off that was a bit this is still the super mega show in fact we this is episode 51 yes, sir 51 like how many states there's about to be? Canada or Guam or Puerto Rico or Greenland Greenland red white and blue Linda more like can't uh the UK

No, I read red white and red white and blue. I mean also I mean there was like talks of like It you know America upheaving the United Kingdom from their tyrannical dictatorship or something like that. I like that it's like people came over from the United Kingdom for freedom, started America, and then if we went and, you know, we beat them in a war, you know, because they're pussies. The redcoats? Yeah, if we went and then... They spent too much of time filing their teeth. Oh, dude, oh fuck.

Oh. Did that just put a thought in? That put a horrible image in my brain. And it's making me... I'm puckering my asshole right now. Fuck you, dude. Hey, we all like a good puckered Matthew. You're so good at that, unfortunately. Getting you all puckered up?

Yeah, getting me fucking puckered and tight. That's my favorite thing to do. I mean, what other joy is more paramount and joyous, I mean, there's no other word, joyous, than making your friend giggle making your friend laugh and potentially also making your friend pucker with excitement or whatever emotion they're currently feeling you can does it actually make your asshole Titan because you know how people say that where

they're like oh my asshole just puckered oh you can see I'm sure it like goes yeah do you think it pulses? Oh yeah, oh yeah. Or like full on tightens. Why, what's the evolutionary benefit behind that? We did that test, it was just like a few months ago, I went under the covers and I tickled your toes with a feather and it was contracting.

I had the magnifying glass, so I had to get. I can't. Sometimes there's a bit that I wanna play along with so bad that I can't. Is it like you're envisioning this, you're like, picture it. Two grown men just like casually, playfully talking about it,

and you know, there's nothing weird about it. One thing leads to another. And it's just casual. It's not sexual at all. It's just like, you're tickling my feet with a feather under the covers. I'm using the scientific method. You're building a hypothesis.

You built a hypothesis, then what did you do? I'm gonna set up a controlled experiment. Well that was Tucker. Tucker was next to me, not having his feet tickled. So you could see his asshole not puckering. Yeah, but he still had to keep his spread the whole time. His is always kind of almost pulsating but Some of his heartbeat maybe it's got to be his heartbeat. I didn't think about strong heart very strong heart but you had the control then you tested your hypothesis and

you can't you evaluated the Results and came to a conclusion. Is that the scientific answer? Something like that. There's five steps apparently. They might have added some and, well I don't know, they've probably added a bunch.

Oh yeah, yeah. I bet nowadays there's six and there's the extra step of changing your gender in the men's restroom. Oh! Yeah, okay, okay, calm down. Luke, okay, cut with the booze, stop, stop. Oh, okay, well I thought there were gonna be applause. Well you think you were gonna be applauded for that? Come on, dude.

You know, it's like, that Tim Allen-esque joke. There's about a bajillion genders,enders and you know there's a bunch of fights over the the men's and ladies it's fights over the ladies restroom so that didn't make sense. So now the booze make more sense. Fuck. Well I'm sorry guys I'd like to formally apologize for that. Thank you. That was a... Hey that's big of you. Uncoothed. Yes I agree very unc uncouth but you are apologizing and that's that's what matters I'm learning growing learning growing she's eating and coping oh dude I don't know I just I don't think you're actually seething and

coping behind it all I just wanted to rhyme something a little bit like dr. Seuss he's a he's a legend he's a legend. He's a peer, I would say, among artists. He's our peer. Dr. Seuss is. I mean, that's the thing is- We're peers with Dr. Seuss. Yeah, us being artists means that we're peers with fellows like Dr. Seuss. You know, we're in the- we share a field. Shel Silverstein.

It's terrifying looking. Like- But has a heart of pine. He has a heart of pure pine right now. What's crazy, like those books are so good. Like, Where the Sidewalk Ends, The Giving Tree, and they touch your heart and then you flip to the back and you see his like black and white picture and he's fucking terrifying.

Luke, throw that up. It's very scary. Or audio listeners, you'll have to go look it up. I feel bad for making you do the extra work, but we love you. And look a little extra bit for the video listeners. Luke, randomly put that as a jump scare somewhere in the video portion. Oh dude, you're freaking crazy. And if you're mad, you guys you're mad you guys can go home you can go home and tell Luke about why did you do that that really scared me

on Twitter you know I mean I remember when I edited in a picture of a clown of Pennywise the clown or no no DVD that's right it was the DVD cover of it dude it wasn't even the cover I remember it was the DVD itself with the like clown on it. Yes Because they said like something about it was just some stupid gag where you throw up an image When they say something that has nothing to do with one of them said like it really hard and you just it's like It's just insane and so like whenever they said it just flash just flashed up the disc. Yeah, classic YouTube editing. That was the first controversy I ever found myself in. Yeah, well then you know the biggest one of all, some coins.

Some coins. We don't need to get into that. No, we don't need to talk about that. The controversy there was you threw the DVD. The DVD. Just the disc. I think like the old one or was it the newer one? I can't remember.

I think it was the newer one, but guys, it was literally just the, the, like, like a disc. There was no sound effect. No, it was just the disc which had his, Pennywise's face on it, I think. And uh, it's good marketing, why wouldn't you put him on the disc, you know? Someone was very, very, um, scared wouldn't you put them on the disc, you know? Someone was very, very... It scared them. It scared them tremendously.

I got chastised for not thinking about the people who had clown phobias. And I remember that that person was like incredibly upset. Yeah, but you can throw in a dolphin's pussy and it's... That was insane though. Like to think that there's a game... Game Grumps or Steam Train or Grumpcade? It is. Was it a Grumpcade episode? Um...

I feel like it was Grumpcade or something. I think it was Human Fall Flat. Was it a... what is it? Official Game Grumps? It wasn't, no. It wasn't Dan and Aaron. It was Steam Train. It was a different thing. I think they were playing Human Fall Flat.

So I think that would be Steam Train. And uh... They were were taught Ross was talking about dolphin pussy and how it's like akin to human pussy and you showed it yeah well they asked me to they asked me to put it in so I put in a picture of a dolphin's pussy and it's being spread Aaron gave it the okay. Luke, close the tab. You know, Luke is just, I know he's editing this and he's like, hmmm. Dude, you know how many people just went and looked that up?

Well, I mean, what do y'all think? In the comment section below, what do you think about a dolphin's vaginal... Orifice? Yeah. I don't know. Just vaginal orifice and then it just like Yeah. I don't know. Just vaginal orifice and then just like, yes!

Dude, how times have changed on YouTube though. Back in the day you could show a dolphin's pussy. Now we'll probably get demonetized just for saying the P word. I know. Thank you for saying the P word. Probably helps Luke out a lot too. And you know, just like the person was scared of the clown, Luke is scared of the P word. Pussy.

Pussy? Well he's scared of both. Don't say too many. You're right, you're right. Anything sexual really. Is there a quota to like how many times you can, is it like one and done? For swears? Yeah.

No. Isn't it like excessive, like there's no like magical number from what I have gathered from Talking to people and also seeing it in our own experience is it's when there is excessive profanity in a short period of time So if there's like a lot of fuck fuck fuck these are classic markiplier jacksepticeye PewDiePie type moments of the fuck fuck fuck fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, shit, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. You know, that type of shit.

Well now we're not getting monetized, Ryan, thank you. Well I'm just saying, like. You could have said F word, F word, F word, S word, F word. Oh my. I just think, like, that's insane because. It's dumb. YouTube is literally built off the backbone of like Exactly what they're demonetizing people for and also there's YouTube kids for a reason and you select only not you select

No, my video because when you upload a video guys, there's an option. It's a question you have to answer They ask is this video made for people under the age of 18? Yes or no? And every time we answer it and we hit no. So we specify. And in the rating system, you have to rate the contents of your video. It's a system where it's like,

you have to select everything inappropriate about your video. So, and each one has three different levels. We usually always, no, not usually always, we always do the language one. Yeah, we always hit language, and we don't put it on the highest level, because the highest level is like real bad words.

Like slurs. Yeah, slurs and shit in a hateful way. So, there was like controversial events, weapons, drug paraphernalia, sex, stuff like that. So, we're honest with it. And on the back end, it shows you your score, your rating score, your accuracy. And we're very trustworthy in the system,

aren't we, Matthew? Our says very high. Exactly. Say that again, Matthew. Very high. Like, I was about to say like me right now but I'm not. You're not? No.

I will be one day. Just not today. Do you want to go smoke some crack? You have some? Yes I have some. The ads- I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Whew. Um.

New strength. La da dee, la da do, la da da, la da dee, la da do. You know? High five it, man. Squidward in the shower would be like, la da dee, la da do, la da dee, la da da. Yeah you do, man. Yeah you do. You think he jacks that thing in the shower be like, la da dee, la da do, la da dee, la da da. Yeah, he do, man. Yeah, he do. You think he jacks that thing in the shower?

All eight of them or whatever, how many arms or whatever members he has. You know what's crazy? He's not a squid, he's an octopus. That's right, he's a bitch. And when I figured that out, I was today years old when I learned that Squidward's actually an octopus despite his name.

I just love how he's just like, you know, he's actually a squid not an octopus. Yeah, he's a bitch. Just, and then you go off to like, well actually when you said that and I kept going, I actually wasn't sure if that's what you said. And I thought in the back of my mind, I was just like, I was marveling at the fact of how that just like, I thought it was possible you said bitch, but I like, I don just like, I was marvelling at the fact of how that just like- I thought, I thought, I thought it was, I thought it was possible you said bitch, but I like, I don't know, I didn't fully like hear it so I thought- Why would making him an octopus make him more of a bitch?

Oh, that's up for artistic interpretation. Exactly. That's what the artists chose. I think just, he's, he's very bitchy. No, he actually is though, he's a piece of shit. He's rarely ever, as they say, cunty. He's a piece of shit. He's rarely ever, uh, as they say, cunt-y. He can be cunt-y. Gotta beep that one.

But that's a- that's slang for like, woo! That's hate speech according to YouTube. You're cunt, you know? What? You gotta beep it every time, Luke, cause it's- Luke, please? Apparently that's- that is instant demonetization is what- what I've heard about the C word. Which is stupid. Cause the C word is awesome in fact cunt can we not say cracker?

You could say cracker They didn't steal that slur not for long not for long, but it is a fucking bitch dude because like I Okay, I get it. I'll see both sides of the coin spongebob is very annoying I get it. I'll see both sides of the coin. SpongeBob is very annoying. Okay? Like, if he was your co-worker and your next door neighbor and he was always fucking acting all childish and you know, talking about jellyfish. Breaking into your house and waking you up screaming all the time. You can hear him fucking giggling at the, you know, latest hours of the night. It's not only that, but you

you hear him literally in the back of your head because he works right behind you, and you hear him, and he's laughing while he's doing it. Yeah. Like, SpongeBob isn't a silent sponge. He's not just, you know, whistling a little, and if he's whistling, he's whistling like, I was about to say Beethoven's symphony or, you know.

No, he's not that smart maybe more like Mambo number five if they could clear the coffee yeah and then he'd have like jellyfish coming in making fart sound effects around Squidward and I understand how it's annoying for him like I I do get it but he doesn't have to be that much of a of a sour Sally you He's in a kid he's in he's in a Nickelodeon show you know. His life is gonna be filled with with childlike whimsy which which is what SpongeBob provides. Honestly I think they should fire Squidward because it is a Nickelodeon show which is supposed to be

happy and fun and the fact that he acts like that is disturbing to say the least. You know what's crazy to me is that Squidward has learned this lesson in like the first or second season of SpongeBob where he go or I can't remember it's one of the early seasons he goes and lives in Squilliamsburg or whatever the fuck it's called. That's right. Squid Town. And he realizes he misses. He misses all the goofiness. The uniformity and conformity of Squid Town is just it's no it's no match for squitty he becomes the spongebob of squid town that's right he's being all goofy and shit mm-hmm it's

just disappointing though and also in several episodes he's learned that lesson he's learned that spongebob is actually a true friend he's learned that I love you guy I need to lighten up ah shit sponge Bob episodes are crazy I but you know as we grew so did the show yeah exactly just like is there a Harry Potter. That's the only like kind of medium. That's the only medium I can think of that legitimately with tone grew up with its audience.

Because it starts very innocent. There's no sex in the first one. Christopher Columbus, fun little holiday, somewhat spooky little movie. And for those who are unaware, that is the name of the director. Chris Columbus. Chris Columbus. And for those who are unaware, that is the name of the director. Chris Columbus. Chris Columbus.

And we're not doing a bit. No, you know, Home Alone fame. Yeah. And Pixels. There hasn't, did he do Pixels? Mm-hmm. I feel like. Isn't that weird?

I feel like there's gotta be at least four or five clips throughout all of our podcasting history where you tell me that and I go, did he do pixels? Yeah, because it's surprising every time. And it just leaves my brain immediately. But I think that's a great idea to make an animated kid show that from season one is like the kiddest of shows, like made for three year olds.

And it grows every year with the audience that it's set for in that year. I can't remember, but I feel like there's an animated show where they use the same voice actor after their voice changed. I don't know if that, because I never really watched it, I don't know if that was like Adventure Time. Adventure Time, that's what I was thinking.

Because I feel like they're also, they did a newer animated Adventure time esque spin-off show where there was like like cursing or so So but the thing is I have a cartoon network. Yeah Or maybe you know, I can't remember dude. I don't watch these shows. I They were it's kind of like I was watching these events pass by and I was able to grab them. I My brain was able to snare some just like little morsels. Unfortunately, I don't have the full story. Just for years later to spit them out on a podcast.

Yeah, yeah, I don't know why. It's like your brain was like, see I was saving this for a reason. Why? I remember one day, I was at my grandma's house and Same. Nickelodeon was on the telly, and it was throwback day. I remember that.

And they were showing old Nickelodeon cartoons that they don't air anymore. They were showing Ren and Stimpy. And I was watching Ren and Stimpy, and they said crap. And I remember being so shocked that Nickelodeon said crap. I was like, fuck. Well I think like pinky in the brain they say like hell or damn or something.

They used to throw out some curse words. Yeah, they would get demonetized, I'll tell you that right now. And it just genuinely had me shook that Nickelodeon had gone so soft from back in the day when Pinky and the Brain, Ren and Stimpy, they could get away with some. Ah, real monsters.

Oh yeah, ah, real monsters. And in Dexter's laboratory. Great show. Is it the mom who has the fat ass? Yeah it is. And doesn't she have something that says like that's true of you Huh who else would it have been? I don't think it's Dee Dee right no Dee Dee's a child okay, so it's definitely not Dee Dee No, but there there's like a man dark. He's also a child It's when they're like she's bending over and there's like a part with like a like a like a pretty sexy ass

She's wearing them gloves those like laboratory gloves or dish gloves. I don't know I think she she's always wearing gloves. And it says dad's trophy something says dad's trophy So it's like damn Dinkelberg sorry whenever I think a trophy I think of the Dinkelberg trophy that Timmy Turner's father. Oh my god. He I mean he's furious. He says this is where I would put my This is dad just an anti-semite Yeah, oh 100% Dinkleberg is a Jewish name and Dinkleberg was super lovely. It looked he was so nice

You know he was a great neighbor. He was a very nice man. It was it was 100% pure anti-semitism What's Homer's excuse with Flanders? Homophobia? Probably. You know, it's never stated that Flanders is homosexual, but we know. We can get that vibe, especially after his wife, Ma, died. She got hit with a t-shirt gun.

She actually, they killed off her character. That's one of the few Simpsons characters, like, that, like, bigger characters. Did the voice actress die or something? No, I think they just killed her off. That's the first, like, one of the few characters they have actually killed, killed. And not, like, brought back later.

Interesting. I remember watching that episode and just being, like, actually sad that they killed her I was like wait she's not coming back they actually they killed this character and we all remember when family guy psyched everyone out yeah that's fucking bullshit but I remember going no way they're gonna kill Brian yeah and you know the people that got tattoos like RIP Brian, I bet they feel real fucking stupid now Maybe they can be like no no you know my my I had a dog named Brian

He just kind of looked he just looks similar to them people say he looked he looked like the family guy dog I got this before they even aired that And it really pisses me off when people people say that it's family guy It makes me look it makes me look stupid I'm not I'm I'm Sick is what I would describe myself as I'm sick in the head. I'm fucking twisted. It's a nasty. I'm sick nasty How did it go to that you don't want to know what goes on in this brain, huh? This isn't your mother's brain.

This is something he would say, I'm sure. Oh, yeah, I like that. Or that could be an introduction to maybe a pornographic film where a MILF is sucking a younger guy off. And it's like, this ain't your mother's brain. Brain means blowjob I could be sure that is like a gif of like like you know there's always like someone walking in going dude I love those like porn ads the banners where it

plays through like a whole video essentially like really fast to fit within the gif parameters and it'll just be like the door opens and it zooms in and the guys like and it does like all the really fast I mean it's just fucking clapping some cheeks. You know what's crazy? You and I have we have space to hear me out Matt okay? Hear me out. The porn industry it has all these I would describe them as like goofy facial expressions all kind of comical situations but what is something that at least to my recollection maybe some like smaller stuff but porn doesn't have the sound effects to

accentuate those goofy moments. Imagine like when someone opens the door they go you hear a boom and like even you and, even you and I could start our own porn organization and create top tier entertainment for both comedy fans and people who like masturbating, or just simply watching porn as an art form. Yeah, a lot of people just enjoy watching porn without touching themselves. We have talked about this for almost a decade now about

If we made a porn not you and me like making a porn together like no if we do if we directed and wrote in Edited a pornographic film we would do such a such a good job bang up job. Yeah Honestly the sound effects would really make I wonder if it guys if you can find a pornographic film online That has cartoon sound effects I'll give you a dollar because I guarantee you're not going to be able to Fuck I don't know if I put my foot in my mouth with that one What if it's really common and I've just never seen it? And I owe a lot of people dollars. Well, you're gonna see in the comment section below, buddy.

Yeah, you're gonna see right down there. I'm pointing down there right now. So go ahead and post the porn links in the comment section below. It won't even let you do that. We probably could though. Oh, really? Yeah, like on our own channel, I bet.

Yeah, just post. No. I highly doubt we could. Cause that's what like spam, like bot channels would do. Well we need someone big to test it out because if we do something like this our channel's gone. That's our livelihoods you know? Yeah it's gone. Maybe someone big like Markiplier, Smosh, Smosh Tunes. MrBeast. MrBean? MrBean. I'm sure he has to have at least a million subs. Smosh tunes. Mr. Beast. Mr. Bean. Mr. Bean. I'm sure he has to have at least a million subs.

Dude, when's the Mr. Bean collab with Mr. Beast? Mr. Beanst? Mr. Beanst. Yeah, Mr. Beanst. Honestly, Mr. Oh my God. Except it's you have to survive in a maze with Mr. Bean like roaming around.

Roamin' around? Yeah, like Roman Atwood. Yeah. That's his real name,? Yeah, Roman Atwood. Yeah. That's his real name, the actor, Roman Atkinson. Who's Atwood? I don't know. That is a name though, Roman Atwood. Who is that though?

I'm looking it up. What if it's a monster, dude? Mr. Bean is hilarious though. Yeah, it's this fucking guy. Ha ha. Oh, cool. Dude, I do- Is it a Vine star? I don't know. is hilarious though. Yeah, it's this fucking guy! Ha ha! It's that! Oh, cool! Yeah!

Dude, I do- Is it a Vine Star? I don't think I've- I don't know. I've never seen- like, I've never watched a single one of his videos. Hey, but that show's branding pays off. Yet again, my like, my brain- Yeah, in hell I'll do it. Like, whoosh!

It's probably because- And you know exactly who that is whenever you- Oh yeah! Is this like an example of someone that like, knows but like you don't know anybody who like watches like us? You know everyone watches. Oh, well, we're in the instance where everybody knows us and everybody watches the views Well, most of our views are on our personal website Yep, and we're not gonna share those because everyone already knows it. It would just be redundant. Yeah. I think Roman Apple was a Vine star.

Like he strikes me as a Viner. A Vine star. You're a star baby. On the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The Vine icon. Yeah. In the middle of the star. Vine truly had something TikTok could never achieve or replace. Did we think of, remember how we had that talk of like, you know, what is there gonna be for like the internet

and it would be like the YouTube play button or something. Right, right. What if it's just like an iPhone for like influencer? What if they do that? What if they end up doing something like that where it's literally just like a little engraved phone? I'm an influencer. I would not like that. Start Instagram at, start going on, instead of names, it literally just like a little engraved phone. I'm an influencer. I would not like that.

Start Instagram at, start going on. Instead of names, it literally is like at. Handles. Honestly, I think that. Crazy. What do we say it would be in the past? Like a play button or a cursor? I feel like we always went for a play button.

I don't know. Cause we always assumed YouTube was the top of the market, but like what would it be, realistically? Leave it down in the comment section below. That's right, engagement. That's three times we've asked him to comment. That's fantastic, dude. And it's only been like 30 minutes, so. Oh, ad reads.

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so if you're an artist and You know those little bumpers that we have on the podcast If you if you want to make a cool one We might just put it in the show and then credit you in the description with a link of your choosing yeah sure Ryan it was the one that played right before oh really yeah so okay so everyone just saw it in fact here it is again I'm putting on my shakes, the cover up my eyes, I'm jumping in my ride, I'm getting out tonight I'm solo, I'm honey solo, I'm honey solo, I'm honey solo, solo

A bumper by Ryan McGee everyone. But if you want to submit a bumper, uh, uh, spam at funnybrothers.com Put it on the screen Luke. Spam at funnybrothers.com And here are the parameters the details for it and Here's a picture of what Ann Watson would look like if she were a man gorgeous still still still Beautiful gorgeous still beautiful and could you describe what this picture looks like for the audio listeners sure this picture is

You know I can already picture the beauty of your mother. Your mother looks similar to you. She's got those beautiful cherry blue eyes that I have as well. Cherry blue. Everyone, you know, my dad has those beautiful cherry blue eyes, my mom does, I do as well, and my sister. Not berry blue, cherry blue.

Cherry blue, hey, I meant what I said. And I said what I meant. And, you know, to know that she's a man, she has a beard, she has facial hair and a mustache. Because, you know, what is a man without facial hair? And then there's also, she's bald. Okay. She's got some hair on the sides. But, you know, and she's got big beautiful glasses.

But, yeah. That's Anne Watson, my mother, as a man. Um, audibly described. And you should probably have kept the picture up. The whole time? Yeah. That you're describing it. Yep. And you can go ahead and wheel it on out of here, Luke. With the sound effect of like that

Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking like as it like gets raised up. I put that in a recent mail Video when it comes down the picture goes Sorry, I just I thought I had to boom boom, but I don't have to boom boom anymore Do you want to boom boom in the podcast chair? No, I'm not I'm not gonna boom boom and well, it's my podcast chair So I can boom boom wherever I damn well, please as long as it's mine podcast chair. It's It's it's it's property of Super Mega Productions incorporated a California company Which I'm the CEO of fuck. Yeah, and I'm not this I'm not the president. I'm not the CEO

Somehow I'm the secretary and that's what it's listed as. Yeah That's you have the authority to fire me and I don't have the authority to fire you How did that happen? Hold on send something to our person You know what? I know this might come out of nowhere, but I feel like Luke deserves his cookies. Luke, as you all might know, is the person who edits this podcast. He also shows up, the scheduling of it is haphazard, on streams every now and then.

Yeah, sometimes he's on stream. He's the third mysterious voice that comes from beyond. Yes. They're like, who is that third person talking? And that's because Luke is not allowed on live camera. It's a whole legal thing. Because then we'd have to pay him more if he's visually represented within the channel.

It's a whole legal mess. But we were playing some games. We were at an arcade with Luke, Freddie Dredd. And a whole bunch of bitches. Let's just say that. A gaggle. Gaggle of bitches. If you want to describe it as that.

Well, Freddie brought them. Well, yeah, he always brings bitches everywhere he goes. And he got to be, they carried them up like this throughout the arcade and I was I was left. I just we just all had to walk behind him Yeah, it would have been nice. There were enough people to lift us all up with him Oh 100% and some of those bitches were strong. Yeah, no, but anyway none regardless Luke and was talking about how Luke was talking about how before he arrived, he went home and made himself a peanut butter and jelly.

And all of a sudden, I'm gonna be honest, Matt, I got a little jealous. And my first thought, knowing me, right, is how can I manipulate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich out of my friend Luke? Yep, I remember listening to this conversation last night and I could hear the gears ticking in your brain. I was like, hmm, okay, well then,

what kind of peanut butter do you use? And he's like, crunchy, you know. Which is good. But no sugar-free. Unsweetened. No, that's what it was, unsweetened. Which for me, I it was on sweetened which for me. I'm like I like sweet peanut butter I saw so for Matt and I that was a sin it he goes That was big no no that that jelly that jellies the sweet part and I'm like no

Yeah, I mean like it's a sweet little treat Yeah, like the peanut butter is not overwhelmingly sweet that it's gonna make the jelly unbearable No, like you know, of course not but you know, I use this as Ibearable. Like, you know? Of course not. But, you know, I use this as I start pressing them and then, you know, I eventually just come right out. It's like, will you make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and bring it to work tomorrow? He said, sure.

And I went, I looked at him, like in a serious, I'm like, this isn't a bit, Luke. Like, really? He's like, yeah. And, you you know he had to run a few errands So he would have to make the peanut butter and jelly before going out on those errands that take a few hours And then but lo and behold he showed up at the office today. He brought and Handed what this he did and he said he made it with you know the crunchy peanut butter and Apparently some really fancy raspberry jelly.

Dude, that's my favorite jelly. So if you want, I mean, I'd be down to share this sandwich with you. You would share that with me? But can I be a good friend and at least poison test it for you? Absolutely. But I do want to point out real quick just how perfectly like the shape, do you see how perfect the shape of this is like wrapped in tin foil like a Klondike bar Yeah, it's it's insanely like it looks like a steak like a like a steak. That's in tin foil Okay, so you know I had open it open her up. Let's see opening up this You know I hate on the podcast they talk about a sandwich that obviously isn't there and they put in sound effects of tin foil No, it's like come on baby

What's up a bread? Oh, dude? I'm sorry, but not that whole wheat shit See bread, okay. It's not fancy bread. It's just bread for for hippies You know get a close-up of this Luke go ahead and zoom in on that This is this is the peanut butter and jelly for audio listeners Just imagine a peanut butter and jelly on like seed bread like whole wheat bread He didn't cut it for you or cut the crust off. No, it's fine though. It's whatever. I'm surprised It actually is that intact. Okay. I'm gonna take a bite. Yeah, give it a bite. Let's see I want to choose a spot where I can see that the peanut butter is bulging. I do you I'll be honest

Sorry, I'll be honest like when I can see that the peanut butter's bulging out. I'll be honest, sorry, I'll be honest. When I make a PB&J, you could see the peanut butter and jelly. For this, the bread is just touching the other slice of bread with a little bit of stuff in between. Does he not put a, wow, he really doesn't put that much. No, he doesn't. Really doesn't put that much on. See, I usually do a two to one ratio

of peanut butter to jelly. And you also need to, if you're eating seed bread you got to balance it out. Oh wow He took a bite What do we what do we what do we think and what are we talking about here? Mmm. It looks like it's not bad, but not good It's not bad. Can I try if you want to pull up? Here you go. It's not bad. You I try? If you want to. Hold on. Here you go. It's not bad, you know, like, I'm very, like, my heart is filled with love and admiration

for Luke because he took the time. He made this peanut butter and jelly and it tastes fine. Dry. Yeah. You know. It tastes fine. Dry. Yeah. You know. I will say, maybe it's nostalgia speaking, I do prefer a good white bread, two to one ratio. I do like crunchy peanut butter, but honestly, I'm gonna go nuts.

A peanut butter, if I were to have like some sort of bread cuisine, my nostalgia is speaking towards just flat out peanut butter toast and a glass of milk, where, you know, toast, toast some bread, put some peanut butter on it, the warmness of the bread kind of melts the peanut butter and it the warmness of the bread kind of melts Yeah, that peanut butter becomes a little liquidy. You know just Have a sip of milk. It is like the most to me it is

It might transcend milk and cookies to a point really I mean my grandmother used to like whenever I used to visit You would make me peanut butter toast and I'd always have with the you know those child like mugs that had like muppets on them yeah kind of shaped like little jars yes I always have my milk in one of those okay did you ever dip it in the milk no no well I asked for peanut butter toast because I saw that the tell I would watch the Teletubbies when I was over there and I Saw that they had toast and I got jealous of the Teletubbies. I was like that looks good Can I have some peanut butter toaster toast? Sure she made of course Ryan wonderful. I uh

Lately dude, I've been on a big bagel kick And I got like mini bagels. So at the grocery store They're like they're just small bagels and what I'll do is I'll make like three bagels, so at the grocery store, they're like, they're just small bagels. And what I'll do is I'll make like three or four of them at once, I'll put them in the toaster oven, well, cut them in half, put them in the toaster oven. So then I've got eight bagel halves. And then I put cream cheese on them.

I got regular cream cheese and I got strawberry cream cheese. So I do half regular, half strawberry, and then I have a whole assortment of jams and jellies. I just go down the line. Just do, do, do do do you know it's like raspberry on this one oh my lord this one blueberry like Willy Wonka when it comes to making these bagels oh dude it's awesome like a little it's not a chocolate factory it's a bagel factory unfortunately because I go down the line of all the jams by the time I bite into the first bagels it's's no longer warm. That's crushing. It is, but it's really good.

I believe it. Almost as good as this sandwich Luke made. I will say, there was a lot of chewing I had to do because my mouth had to produce a lot of saliva. And there's still bits of the seeds are in my teeth. Yeah, I'm picking them out. But I enjoyed it and I am very appreciative of the effort and the thought and the love I don't want Luke sitting here editing this episode

Like with any disdain in his heart. I don't want him sitting here. Like maybe he started editing the episode He was in a good mood. He's laughing along like Like that as how he laughs and I could get a check. Can we get a picture of what you currently look like right now, Luke? Beautiful. And it's just frustrating, you know, because I just, I feel bad. I feel like I might've hurt his feelings. I want him to know that the sandwich was not bad.

I don't want to spoil his mood. If I ordered a PB and J at a restaurant and they gave me that, I'd probably be a little upset, but if a friend gave me that, I don't want to spoil his mood if I ordered a PB&J at a restaurant And they gave me that I'd probably be a little upset But if a friend I guess I would be very upset on I had to I had to come to reality for a second But you know if I went over to Luke's and he was like hey, I made some PB&Js I would eat it. You know what I mean like I would eat the whole thing. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like I'm hungry I just you know I drove all the way to Beverly Hills to go visit him in his fucking estate But would I enjoy would I necessarily? Enjoy it well, you know some of the bites without the crust some of the bites towards the center. Yeah, I might get some

Fleeting enjoyment, of course the rather that the crust and the sea correct and saying fleeting. Yeah, you know So it's not like it's it's no enjoyment. No no no obviously not I Just don't want him to be sitting there editing this episode Just you know with his with his head and his you know hands might be in his lap He might be that sullen his head might be in his lap just all the way down And he's just not even switching the camera anymore he might be just camera anymore. He might be just exuding the most morose vibes at this moment in while editing. Morose and lugubrious vibes are emitting from his person. It

gives me R.L. Stine's goosebumps. Absolutely. It gives me Junieibee Jones. Dude, like modern gay lingo. Which we can't even say. I know. It infects my brain because I was around Thanksgiving. I was in Glendale and I walked past a like clothes store and on the window really big it said it's giving season. And I read it as it's giving season. And I was as it's giving season and I was like it's giving season oh it's giving season it's giving season it is giving season I but you know I thought it was like in the

it's giving season yeah like in the way I mean they might have it might have been a double entendre it probably was that sounds like a we could definitely have a character in a video game we make or something named Double Entendre. Double Entendre sounds to me like it's in the old times at a circus and it's two fat women. I don't know. That's just the idea that I get. And they're the amazing Double Entendre. What are they like bouncing on a ball or they're just bouncing on their bellies around I guess I don't know like some like

Video-game character just I mean the circles is all about a freak. I guess freaks extorting extorting people's Dire situations they weren't extorted Ryan. That's a very specific definition. Oh, sorry They were paid about 10 cents a day. They were taking advantage of people's very dire situations. Taking advantage, they were getting like 10 cents to a quarter a day. And the elephant got water almost sometimes. And sometimes people would throw peanuts at it.

And they love peanuts! The elephants love them peanuts. They fucking love peanuts. An elephant would probably like that peanut, that PB&J. Yeah dude, that thing would fucking suck it up its trunk. Is that how they eat? Uh, no. The trunk is like their, it's like, it is a tool,

but it's also like their nose, right? I'm just kidding guys, I know, but the trunk's not for sucking up food, it's for grabbing things. It's for sucking up water. It goes, I'm sure they get, they still, no. They don't suck up water with their trunk. They suck it up into their trunk

and then spit it into their mouths with their trunk? I think so. Right, they go, and they go, That's awesome. Like, elephants are, well when they're young they wanna rip off their trunks cause they don't know what the fuck this thing is.

Really? They're kinda like, what is this? Yeah, they have to learn. They're not like trying to rip it off, they're just kinda like, They're just kinda like, they're like, what the fuck this thing is. They're kinda like, what is this? Yeah, they have to learn. They're not like trying to rip it off. They're just kinda like, what the fuck? I love elephants. Just think about a little elephant. That thing goes all the way down to the, I don't know.

Oh, yeah, me and little elephants have something in common. Let's just say that. You like being tickled on your little peets. Stop, don't do it, dude. I have shoes on, but I can feel it through the shoes. Okay, I'm sorry. And I don't want you to do that. Elephants are fucking cool though.

Like they have that trunk, they have those big feet. They have those big goofy ears like Dumbo. You know who else has good trunks? Dragon Ball, I don't know, I'm not a Dragon Ball fan. There is a character named Trunks. Yeah, there is a character named Trunks. And Trunks looks like, I bet you, I is a character named Trunks and Trunks looks like I bet you I'm gonna try to picture it and Trunks has like I

Don't know Purple hair he has he has a purple bowl cut And he has big poofy pants and a vest that he's shirtless Under that's my guess very very good Like I I'm looking up trunks right now cuz I don't know what trunks looks like but I will say That could 100% be it and trunks is Pretty far off Like this trunks has

Well the baggie did you say baggie bag? Baggy pants. Baggy black pants. He doesn't have a purple bowl cut. Well actually you know what, in this picture, his hair is like, dude okay it is purple, it's just very very light purple. Okay, see, okay, see that, yeah. But he has like a, he doesn't have any sort of vest on or nothing.

Well he has a black wife beater it appears. I was just kinda appears under his jacket. He looks like he's wearing a members only jacket. Kind of like a purple bluish one. And yeah he has a little side bag. So I somewhat accurately described the character of Trunks from Dragon Ball then right? You would say? Would you give me like a ding? Oh yeah yeah yeah. It's like describe Trunks. Um he has like a purple ball cut and baggy pants. Here's Teen Trunks. Teen Trunks. Well his hair looks more blue but in some of these pictures. Let Describe trunks um he has it like a purple bowl cut here's the baggy pants Teen trunks well his hair looks more blue, but in some of these pictures

No, yeah teen trunks. I'm not talking about teen trunks. I'm talking about trunks. I'm talking about grown-up trunks Yeah, talking about big boy trunks big trunks When you big-ass trunks when you said you know who has good trunks Hey, you know I thought you were about to go for swimsuit Yeah, you were gonna be like Walmart or Target TJ Maxx swimwear. I'm sure TJ Maxx has trunks. I always called it a bathing suit It's one of those regional things where some people call it. Did you call it a bathing suit? I Think it would just change here and there like where am I swim trunks? But I would mostly say bathing suit

But I did I do remember probably at least saying a few times and hearing swim trunks I also there was swimsuit like my trunks. I think number one for me was bathing suit followed by swimsuit and then Trunks yes swim trunks, but very rare my dad would say trunks. Where are my water pants? Like trunks how does that make sense? Trunks, that doesn't make sense. Is trunks just like- Water pants does. Is trunks just a name for like a pants?

Like I put on my trunks. Trunks is specifically like a bathing suit, right? Where's my water shorts? I'm gonna look it up, where did you- I need my water shorts look it up? Where did you I need my water shorts have you seen them? My cousin cousin forest I'm a sound the cousin forest alarm. I'm bringing them up Cousin forest called them baggies. Did you ever hear that one sounds like something Australian would call them

No Australians would call them something stupid like flongs or like yeah Well, I was thinking that's more like English. Like, the United Kingdom would be like, You got your flongy bottoms? Yeah, you're right, flongs sounds more British. You got a pair of the flongs? Flong bottoms. Okay, so why are swimming trunks called trunks

when they don't cover the entire body of a person? I don't know why that... Papa Mike answers this on Quora. I'm just, you know, I'm citing my sources. I don't know why that. Facts. Papa Mike answers this on Quora. I'm just, you know, I'm citing my sources. Thank you. And Papa Mike says, as far as I know, it came from a time when people swam in their long underwear,

which covered the body as well. Then they developed costumes specifically designed for swimming as it became more popular. My swimming costume. One time at a swimming pool or baths in England, I tried on an old fashioned 1920s style swimsuit or trunks. It was thick.

Cool, Mike. Actually, I'm kind of curious where that was going. What does Mike say? Okay, hold on. Sorry, it went on to Lisa who was talking about how can I make extra money without working more. Quora has started inserting other topics in the middle of one you're reading and I don't like it Okay, so I tried an old-fashioned pair of 1920s just starting where we started

Yeah, 1920s style swimsuit or trunks It was thick blue wool with legs down to my knees and covered my torso with straps over my shoulders Like a very modest woman's one-piece I dived in from the diving boards and it was heavy to swim in. So it probably just felt like wearing some overalls and swimming in them. Wool? Wool overalls is probably what it is. Wool is probably the worst material I could think of to get wet, you know? Because it's just like, it's heavy, it stinks when it gets wet, and it's just...

Wire men's bathing suit suits called trunks? Centuries ago, people wore underwear over most of their bodies, and the underwear covered up most of the trunk of the body, namely the torso and abdominal part of the male body. That's why? Bathing suits back then not only covered the trunk, but they usually ran all the way down to the feet. Yes.

Oh, dude, yeah, well, I haven't seen ones that go down to the feet, but I do know the old 1920s bathing suit where it has like the overall kind of shoulder straps But I've never seen one made out of wool That sounds like they pranked them. They might have gotten the yeah Mike like they just gave him this big wool suit Like you swim in this they used to swim in this do it. It's fun I mean, they're just watching you warm. They're watching him just Kind of heavy whoa they're just watching him. Keeps you warm. They're watching him just fucking struggle. The doggy paddle. It's kinda heavy.

Woo! They're just laughing to themselves. They like put weights in the pockets. They're just full of rocks. Ha ha ha! Dude, I remember Tucker would put rocks in his pockets when we filmed, for the surfing documentary, do you remember that?

In Brent's pool. So he could be more stable. Underwater. Yeah. Because when he would film the underwater shots, basically like he would, it's actually pretty hard to like swim under and get to a point where you can be holding the camera without coming back up. Yeah. The only other way to do it is you have to let all the air out of your lungs because you float because of the air in your lungs. So you have to, all the air out of your lungs because you float because of the air in your lungs so you have to and then you don't really have any air at all like where's the buoyancy gone you know so Tucker would put

he had a wetsuit on he would take big rocks and put them in like the the wetsuit so he would sink looks like someone just killed him and like shoved rocks in his suit you know like if he if he if he had drowned while we were shooting that, how does it not look like we killed him? But like in the most Three Stooges way possible. We put rocks in his suit. Like one by one, like, dwoomp! So he's like, ah! Oh no!

It's starting to get a little dicey out of here, boys. Not one more rock! Oh! One to tips it over. Yeah, that's scary dude. Drowning is not a way to go. I wouldn't imagine so. Not a fun way to go.

For me, it is scariest, worst way to go. Fire. And then the second one is drowning or anything that involves suffocation. Mine would be being crushed between a pair of giant green or red hands. That's my number one fear right now. How big are those hands? I just don't want to go into it.

We don't have to. Yeah. I think I know. But it's terrifying. I know where that comes from. I think burning, because burning would be so excruciatingly painful But everyone who burns alive is screaming and having so much fun like yeah

Is it really like you know what I mean like at the end of the day is it? So maybe it is one of the best ways to go because every video I've seen they're going You know they're like they're having fun. Yeah, so I mean they sound like they're on a roller coaster You ever seen anyone do that while drowning? No. No. Something like that, you know? That's fucked up, dude Bye. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Come on dude, you can't do that. Did you do the uh, the like circle? Does he have that built in so he can easily do that? No, he had to do it by hand.

It was really tough for him. He's not doing it. It took him hours. Days actually, it took two days. Like the, what is it, the Looney Tunes? Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Yeah, I love when it closes and you're like, oh, that's the end, eminent.

Comes back a little bit. They stretch it more. He says one quick little one liner and then it shuts again. Oh, yeah, porky. Yeah, that's not calling you porky Luke I'm saying porky pig used to do that and Bugs and bugs and I'm sure Daffy and maybe Elmer. Mr. Fudd a few times who knew I Hated Elmer Fudd knows a piece of shit with his rifle always trying to kill a beloved character It's wabbit season. Yeah, and that's speech impediment. I'm look like a real fool. Yeah, it did And it's what he was bald as bald as a baby. He's bald as Caillou. He kind of looks like if Caillou grew up and

Had like a stroke or something in his like late teens and then you had a speech impediment from it We could just do like a fake like ten like fuck ten minute video essay wisecracks Is Elmer Fudd really Caillou? how Elmer Fudd is thematically similar to Caillou in the upbringing of the Manifest desk out of you know some shit the upbringing of the manifest desk, I don't know. You know, some shit. The upbringing of the manifest desk?

I don't know, just some shit. I want to see that title, including all the us you said. And it's like Kai Yu and it's, the thumbnail is like a yellow background. Okay. Kai Yu at the far left, really small walking from a side profile, and then at the very end of it, bigger, is Elmer Fudd side profile kind of walking, and in between them are the different iterations

that lead up, and it's referencing the evolutionary chart. Okay, so it's like the monkey thing. Yeah. Okay, I like that. That's pretty good. Why'd you choose a yellow background? Oh Cuz wise cracked don't they use yellow or something? Okay. I've never heard of The highest crack they use they do video essays, right? I've never heard of them

And when you said it earlier, I was thinking like oh that damn that's a good name We should we should use that but now you've popped my bubble Letting me know is it cracked? What is wise crack? Is that a is that- Wisecracked. What is Wisecracked? Is that a tube channel? Is that a- It's- well there's WisecrackedEDU. So I guess it's Edgy. Yeah, the philosophy of Archer.

You know? Oh, I've seen this channel. What went wrong? The philosophy of Dark Souls. The philosophy of Fallout. Wisecracked Edition. Cool. Dude, I do love- So this would be the philosophy of...

Caillou? Caillou or something? Caillou, but- It's a different video. The title is what I said. This is special, it's a special video. Honestly, I have toyed with the idea in my brain and if you're down, I would be down

to make a video essay for SuperMega for the channel. Yeah. And it could be on whatever we want. Caillou going on. It could be on whatever we want you It could be on Kai. Okay, we will talk about and his journey to Elmer Fudd dumb and maybe well I'm who knows maybe we'll even brainstorm more in the Aftervert after show version of this podcast, which you can only get on patreon. It's our patreon It's where people come and support us where we can continue to provide this podcast for you We also stream and stuff, but mostly that that goes into us for example People come and support us where we can continue to provide this podcast for you.

We also stream and stuff, but mostly that that goes into us. For example, we are in the midst of shooting because it's several days of shooting. It's not like a big movie or anything, but it's like it requires different sets. It looks like a movie. Yeah. But so it funds our passion projects and also keeps the channel alive So thank you all for supporting us who are subscribed to the patreon, but for those who are curious Matt Yeah, there's names on screen right now if you're an audio listener just imagine a bunch of names scrolling You know and you can make names up whatever you want them to be you know like Elliot Thompson there, you know. And you can make names up, whatever you want them to be, you know, like Elliot Thompson, there, you know,

that's a name. But yeah, if you wanna be a producer of the Super Mega Show, you can sign up for that tier and you'll get your name in every new episode or you could become an executive producer and you'll get one of these little randomized smiley faces next to your name. Don't they also get like a little something extra?

Yeah, they get stickers delivered to their doorstep every single month. What? Yeah, and I think we're gonna be redesigning the envelopes pretty soon, so pretty fun stuff. Good lord, there's also a $5 tier, right? Did you mention that? Yeah, well they're just the base tiers, $5.

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