supermegashow - Read Between The Lines | supermegashow - 108

Episode Date: April 8, 2026

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Check out the new Rob Schneider special. Rob Schneider has a new special. I'll have to check that out. Genius. Is that what it's called? No, I'm saying he's a genius. He's just given the woke. Yeah, let's go ahead and go to the intro.

Seriously, you've got to check it out. It's some of the funniest shit I've seen in like, Yeah, no. Eons. I'm just kidding, like years, of course, but. I know. Yeah, I'll check it out. He has his hat on and everything, too.

Yeah. He looks so good with the hat on. Guys, welcome to Super Mega Show episode. I forgot what episode it is, but it's... 108. That's it. It's 108. Hosted by your boys, Matthew and...

Ryan, and that's Boys with a Z. Yeah. That's Boys with a Z. Very, very important distinction. The funny brothers with a Z. Yeah. The funny brother. Hell yeah.

As we've been known to be called. Trust me. Because we're so hip and happening. Yeah. Hip and happening. You do not want to make the mistake of calling us funny brothers with an ass. No. Okay.

Last guy that did that? Well, I'd say ask him. But also we remain to be still collect. We're still the funny brothers with an ass. Like we still own that. That's our name. Just when you say it, just in your head, picture, like, visualize that you're saying it with the Z.

That like the S, like there's a and it turns into a Z. Like it like goes, it flips around. It doesn't want to be. So it's spelled both ways at the same time. Yes. Yeah, it's kind of one of those things where it's like, it's one of those.

Disney could just do this with any idea. Just like, well, I guess, you know, a lot of the, a lot of game studios and they have like little loopholes for, like I think of the nemesis system in the Lord of the Rings games or whatever where it's like, hey, you know, this thing that would be good for most games

to have this very general thing that deals with AI, we're going to patent it and nobody can use it. Kind of like when the fine bros try to patent react. Yes. That was an insane little era of YouTube history. You and I have kind of existed through all of it. The PewDie Pye era. And I'm not talking when he was going, Putea Pooty Pha. I'm talking about when he was going, I can't say what he would.

But, you know, that era. That's a good era. The happening. What the hell is happening? Remember when the happening happened? Dude, when everyone's advertisers went, goodbye. Because one guy was reckless. That was awesome.

Yeah. But, I mean, that is something to say where, like, a whole fucking online ecosystem can be affected by maybe not necessarily all, like, the actions of one, but like the actions of few. Well, it's kind of like that in all industries, I guess. Like on a larger scale. It's like there are people where it's like one person could truly just kind of F everything up. Tip the scale. Notice I didn't say the actual F word.

Why not? This isn't your mother's podcast. This is the super mega show. There's no, yeah, no podcast in the title. Super Mega Show podcast. But you know it's the pod. Yeah, that's why we dropped it. It's not 2014.

We don't have to put cast in the name anymore. Or do we? Super Mega Show cast? Super Mega Show cast. One word. The official Super Mega podcast? Got to be careful because Moist Critical has the official podcast. Yeah, but this is how we get into those search engines.

The official Super Mega podcast in the yard. We'll go do it out. We'll just set our stuff. setup to look like a backyard. Exactly. Or front yard. That's it. That's it. That's it. Because theirs is a, is like a patio, like a millionaire's patio. There's just like a, like a, like a back area where ours will be like, you know, maybe, maybe some, uh, there's a tire swing in the back on a tree. Well, that's more of a backyard thing. A broken tire swing. I think of a tire swing is a backyard fixture. Okay, okay, okay. Do you? It can be anywhere. You know, I've seen any of the one

standing tree in someone's front. I've seen tire swings, but, you know, we lived in, let's, let's You know, so. It's, I loved growing up there. But it is, it is kind of like, I guess, a little loophole. It's ambiguous. They can say, hey, this is clearly a backyard set and go, actually, no, tire swings can be a front yard fixture as well as a backyard fixture or side yard. Oh, you know the, the fuck. What are they called?

The shitty home people, the H. What, what, HGN? No, no, no. HTV? The, like, neighborhood. Oh, homeowners association. Yeah. They go nuts over trampolines.

and, you know, they go nuts over tire swings as well. Dude, they actually would probably be more pissed about a tire swing than a trampoline because that's... What are we hillbillies? Yeah, they'd be like, well, you just took a tire off your fucking pickup truck, like your old broken down pickup truck and just fucking strung it up on a tree from a rope? Think about someone comes down from Charleston. What are they going to think of us? They're going to think we're a couple of hicks.

Dude, homeowners association sucks. Like, everyone that is on the homeowners association, I don't care. what street, I don't care what neighborhood, city, state, whatever. You're a loser. You're, you're tripping with power and, and it sucks. It just seems like it sucks. I've only heard negative things. I don't know what positives they do. It feels like it's just kind of almost like, where, like, who starts it? Is it just like a bunch of strangers go, we're going to start it and like loosely enforce it? Because like, how can it actually be enforced? Like, are there chairs and board members. There are, there are, but I don't, I don't know, like, what the actual, like, legal

specificities of it are, because, um, I rent and, uh, for some reason I also get C-Ced on the homeowners association emails for the property. And, uh, which, you know, I don't, I have nothing to do with that because I'm, I'm a tenant, but, uh, I see all the homeowners association emails and I'm like, damn, this sucks. You guys suck. I just, I just, I don't, I none of my neighbors that are on the homeowners association watch this podcast because they're going to go, he said what? It's summer and you have winter flowers out right now. I mean, I know they're fake potted plants, but it just, you know, it just. Sorry, they're fake plants. That's the problem, really. You got it. You got, you need real flowers. I see you planted new bushes, but you did not send in the proper

form to ask permission to change your yard because your yard affects everyone else's. Let's, let's think of it. Think of it. Look on the, look, you know, bird's eye view. You know, you see everyone's yard. If one yard is out of line, they're all out of line. Yeah. But it's really a lot of stupid stuff like that. It's a mixture of what?

Like, bugs life. It was a mixture of, it was like putting, um, I was about to call them Hank. His name's not Hank. His name's fucking Brian Cranston. No tank. It was like putting Heisenberg in Bug's life. Which Brian Cranston would Like if they needed to do a live action remake of Bugs life

Well they could have Brian Cranston as Hopper instead of Kevin Space Well I was going to say they could do what Moana does And they could just get where it's like Dwayne the Rock Johnson He voices the animated character But he also plays the real life version Kevin Space you could come and play the bad guy And you know what's great about that

You'd really like feel the role You'd be like I hate this guy He is a bad guy And it wouldn't you know It's not acting in it that point. It's like, this guy sucks. Dude, I can't wait for the live action remake of fucking Bugs Life. Or Toy Story?

Well, I don't... Dude, I'm jumping up in my chair right now. Stop, stop. You know, it's already squeaking. I don't want to break it. I also want new chairs. More firm chairs. These are so deep. They are. But I got to, I got to... I know we're probably not supposed to do this, but a little somebody leaked something to me,

okay? Speaking of live action bug life. Yes, and we're going to show the very... Okay, I don't want to get in trouble, so we're going to show... Luke is allowed to show three seconds of leaked footage from the new live action of Bugs Life. Here it is. Yeah, you're right. It's just one and... Wow.

That's exciting. Yep. I hope that we don't get sued for that one. Well, I mean, we blurred the Disney logo on it, so who's... to say who it came for yeah no we didn't blur it there was an artifact in the shit in the it's not shit yeah and i was making a joke as like you know because disney puts their shit on there's no it doesn't happen yeah i was just i was using disney as like a nomenclature that's a big word what is what does not typical speak gotcha i i i knew what that meant but for some reason i was like

do i know what that means you were testing me i wasn't testing you i was testing myself actually because I was like nomenclature. That's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, I'm a, I do. I hated them. It's so stupid, dude, because it's like, there's, there's, there's not like a list of words that are going to show up on the SAT that you have to study for. There, there, there are, like, two million words in the English language. So having to learn SAT words for school is just like, yeah, I just, here's, I just hear some words. It's not going to be on the SAT, but you got to learn them, so. I much preferred when I was just spelling.

words and then there were extra words at the this is elementary school of course but there were extra words that I could earn a 105 to 10 on like 10 extra harder words that I could try my hand at I mean I'm at the way I paint it it's almost like it's like spell this word and you know it's like a blank next to the word but it's like the teacher would you know number one is say the word like like on a spelly test like written out it's like spell hotel and just write it next to as a kid that would probably stump me in like kindergarten or something what hotel what's going on hotel like my brain wouldn't make the connection of oh yeah honestly yeah because I was a stupid kid I'd be sitting there like hmm miscalculate how to a

oh man I've seen this trick before I'm gonna spell it wrong you know it just flashed in my head and I've said this story on the podcast so many times but it's because we're talking about elementary school that flasher we saw? Huh? No. No. Um, that was also a, uh, I, that's what I thought a flash mob was. So when we went out to do that, the other, yeah, well, you, you clearly didn't read the email I sent prepping for the night before because I had the whole music and I had the whole I just thought, I was like, oh, I get it flash mob. I got it. No. Yeah. Uh, and I, you know, that was a fun, uh, weekend in jail, but, um, what were you saying about elementary school? Uh, I just had to do. I just had to do that.

the memory of like in the hallway and I remember this fucker's name but I'm not gonna say it. No do it docks him. No. Docks his ass. I remember doing this to him and then he like he's usually one of the kids that would like always joke he'd go too far with his jokes so like as a joke I was like mm and then he just went instantly his face went to the teacher like it wasn't it was almost like he was excited he could use this on someone probably was and I got in trouble. Uh and and for audio listeners uh the action Ryan did was putting up my ring finger holding up your ring finger as if it were my middle finger, but not using my middle finger.

Because that's the thing. It's close enough to your middle finger that, you know, you might have to do a double take at that. You'll see it and go, huh? Oh. Hey, mom. Yeah. What?

Don't fucking do this. She took my finger and k. That's another story. That's another story. That little fucking asshole, dude. I can't believe he did that. No, my mom. No, no, not that.

The talent on you. Yeah. Yeah. My mom's going to be like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, Never would do that, Ryan. You know that. I remember someone in fourth grade telling me to go up to the teacher and hold up three fingers like this and say, read between the lines. Oh, no.

Did you know? No, I didn't. You did it? I did it, yeah. Well, I read between the lines. I was safe, though. Imagine having a kid come up to you. You just think, fuck you.

You're like, what the hell? Okay. So, I mean, this teacher was, her son was a good friend of mine. Okay. So I would sleep over at their house sometimes. So like, I knew this teacher well. But like, I played it safer. I was like, what does it mean if I say read between the lines?

Okay. And she was like, don't do that. I also, I remember another time in. school, uh, I, I remember seeing the word ejaculate in a book or, or some medical thing.

I, I don't remember, but there, but there was no definition. And I remember asking what, I was like, what is it, what does ejaculate mean?

Teacher was like, why is that in a fourth grade book? It wasn't in a fourth grade book. It was Dr. Seuss's redfish. The text from my dad. But, uh,

no, it was, it was, I was looking through like, uh, an encyclopedia or a dictionary or something, but like the definition, I just remember the definition wasn't.

Yeah, I would be in there. It would, yeah. Here's the definition, by the way. It's on screen. We haven't done a word of the day in a long time. Yeah, today's, the word of the week is ejaculate. Yep. Or the word of, today's super mega word,

you know, and it's just, it's not really a word of the, I guess it's the word of this week. Yeah, well, it's the word of, yeah, because, you know, we're not doing it weekly. Or the week sounds good. Oh, I mean, we were doing it weekly, and we were consistent with it.

And some of you guys complained that the words were too hard. And then we made them easier. And some of you complained that the words were too easy and stupid. So we just stopped. Too hot. Too cold. Never just right. I know.

It's like fucking, it's like trying to please Goldilocks. Here. By the way, here's the death. It's still on screen, but the definition of ejaculate is, ejaculation is the discharge of semen containing sperm from the penis through the urethra, typically occurring during sexual climax. Parthesis, orgas. It doesn't have to happen during sexual climax.

Okay. What other, when else would... Isn't there that dude that just ejaculates spontaneously? But he's still experiencing sexual... He's climaxing. Yeah, that is a climax. I mean, I'm sure there are some ghost spurters out there somewhere in this world. Oh.

Just go, whoa! Yeah, I'll be right back. Yeah, sorry, I came. Basically... Because ejaculate, ejaculate the verb, but ejaculate is also a noun. The ejaculate that comes from the penis that you ejaculate. Yes. Via ejaculated ejaculate through ejaculation.

Exactly. I was ejaculating ejaculate when I ejaculated through ejaculation. That's one of those words now that doesn't sound like a word anymore. But it is a word of the super mega show. I remember reading actually a very common alien abduction. trend, a thing that many people have reported, is that they, the aliens

take their, they're ejaculate from them and they use a device that makes them ejaculate, but they don't climax, it just makes it happen. They use a device, it's just they're giving them hand jobs. Oh, you're not going to tell anyone, right? They're wearing, like, they have like a hologram. That's easily, you know it's a hologram. You see like the big head behind it,

but it's like of a human woman's face. Hey, I mean, the... Hello. There's been some senators that have been talking about hybrid breeding programs. Yeah, and J.D. Vance was talking about their demons.

Their demons in the sky? Yeah, flying around. Great name for a song. Demons in the sky? That's... You know, just sounds like... What's the song? In the sky, in the sky.

When I die. When I die. When I die. But da da da, da, da, da, la lay me to rest. Sounds familiar. I think I know what you're singing. But we do have to do a quick commercial break. But first, speaking of the word of the week,

Luke is going to demonstrate an ejaculation. Take it away, Luke. At some point, 420 stops being about going as hard as humanly possible and starts being about not going overboard. Turns out, relaxing responsibly just takes a little more strategy than it used. And that's where IndyCloud makes it easy. IndyCloud is a fully legal online cannabis dispensary for gummies, exotic flour, premium pre-rolls, and zero-sugared T-HC sodas, a clean alcohol-free way to unwind without turning one good decision into three questionable ones. You know what I'm saying?

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Well, he better start getting one out, Ryan, if you know what I'm saying. Nice. Yeah. What's your favorite memory? Just kidding. Oh. Anyways. We were talking about ejaculation before?

Yeah. Yeah. When's the first time you ejaculated? I don't want to go on. I changed the subject. Okay. Talk about a surprise party. Surprise.

Oh, oh. Okay, good. I mean, that could be one of the times that happens without. Okay, also, but wait, you brought up dude, that's just always ejaculating. Yeah. And I'm not talking about Luke. I'm talking about the guy

who has a chronic condition where like he blasts, he blasts rope like 200 times a day. Not even by doing it like it just happens. And you know, people will be like, wow man, that sounds like a dream come true. But I watched an interview with him where it was...

Who's at my mom's funeral? Yeah, he said he was his father's cat. He was looking into his father's casket. My dad's casket. And I was just come in a storm. I was busting silly. It was bloody horrible. He said it was. I was busting silly.

Next to me, pa. Next to me pops. Dude's popping one next to his pops. I tried to look at them and think of all the childhood memories I had. Each time a memory started going, I just popped one off. And I had the check that it didn't get in the casket, anything. Biscuits and gravy.

That's off, my. I feel bad. No, no, no, no, he's living, he's, it's a living hell. I forgot we're making fun of a real person. Like, I was laughing at the situation that I remember like, oh, this is a real thing that happened to a man. And if that man is for some reason watching, I hope that you've, I hope you're not ejaculating as much anymore. And I hope that you weren't hurt by the jokes we just made because they were not at your expense. They were at the silliness of the situation.

Yes. Right? Yeah. Because, because even if I were him, and if I was ejaculating a storm, If I was popping them off left and right at my dad's funeral, you know, it would suck, but I shoot out some dust bunnies. I would at least be able to, I think, understand the silly nature of that. Silly's not the right word. It's more, it's like a tragic comedy.

It's like something from like a super bad type movie. You know, now that time's past, I can laugh about it, but I went to my dad's funeral. He pulled me, and I was... No, but apparently it's... say it's like it's absolutely it's uh that condition is is just it's horrible apparently like it's painful they say for the heart well actually think about this i'm thinking think harder what am i thinking about you haven't told me keep thinking but you haven't given me what i'm thinking about he said think about this this pertaining to something it wasn't just a general think of think

Well, think about this. Yeah. When a man ejaculates. Is this a riddle? When a man jackets. Riddle me this. Batman. When a man ejaculates.

You just like, you just hear through the microphones that Batman's like listening to this. What are you doing? Okay, sorry. We're going. We're getting off topic. Just fucking, what were you going to say? I have reused a riddle, I got these stains.

Riddle me this. All right. Riddle me this. When a man ejaculates. Yes. With a man ejaculates. Think about this though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

What am I thinking about? In your brain. Some brain? Sorry. It blasts, what, I mean, I mean, that, that blasts, what, like dopamine and seroton. All those. It says your brain takes a snapshot upon ejaculation. He goes, is that true?

Like an old, like... I heard that somewhere. Like, I don't know where. Imagine, real quick, like a detective character. Like on a crime scene going, wait a second. I bet he can like go back and talk about a brain blind. He can go back and he can reference the crime scene later with his photographic memory. But he has to ejaculate again to produce that screenshot.

And if there's people around, he can just play a little pocket pool. Yeah, like, if he's just like... Detective. It's like it starts as like... The image is like, like, wv, like fading in and out. But then upon ejaculation, it's like... It's one of those things where they're shining bright. Detective?

Oh, yeah. I almost had it. Oh! I got to start all over. They just think he's like some crazy, like, rain man, like, psychic. But really, he's just touching himself through his pants pocket. I mean, if there was a detective that was that, you know, that could do that. I mean, he would be very...

useful in the field. He'd be allowed to do it. On the job. Yeah, but I'm saying the skill of being able to recall exactly what, like you're going, take a snapshot as soon as you ejaculate, and then being able to recall that through Matt, like, it is a, it, it would be a great skill as a detective to have, as, as weird and off-putting as it might be. Season two plot twist, right, to mix it up? Wait, this isn't true detective? Don't spoil the plot twist for me.

Okay. The Vince Vaughn's season, right? he loses the ability to remember unless he also is ejaculating. So to remember the crime scene again, he has to... Guys, what are guys literally going to, like, when are Matt Ryan going to notice that they literally just explain the plot to True Detective Season 2 with Vince Vaughn? I haven't seen Season 2. I've seen season 2. I've seen season 1, it's incredible.

I've seen it. It's so good. It's such... You would love it. Incredible. With McConaughey and Harrelson. Mr. Incredible. Mr. McConaughey.

Who is Mr. Incredible to me? I love that, man. God, he was great in a Fool's Gold. Failure to launch. Failure to launch. In Ghosts of Girlfriends Past. That? Contact.

He's great in contact. He kisses Jody Foster right on her lips. He's in one of the Friday, the 13th movies with Renee Zell. Is it Renee Zell? Yeah, she switched his bodies at Matthew McConaughey. No, is Renee the one that was in, what's that movie with Jim Carrey where it's like, He has like two personalities. The mask?

No, no, the kind Jim Carrey and then buzzed head. Oh, lawnmower man? Is that what it's called? Or the electrician? No, no, no, no, no, no. This is like, not the cable guy. It's like some other movie where he's just, he's like he has sunglasses and almost like a...

Let me see. I know what you're talking about. I've never seen it. It's an older one. My name's Dick. My name is Dick or something like that. How is Ryan? Hold on.

Let me see if I can... My name is Dick. My name of Dick. No, Jim Carrey Dick. It's not coming up with anything. Jim Carrey. It might come up with something else if you catch my drift. Buzzcut movie.

Not dumb and dumb. Me, myself, and Irene. That's it, that's it. Mr. Dick. My name is Mr. Dick. My name is Mr. Dick. Me, myself, and Irene. It's close, dude.

Very close. my name is that was the overseas title actually my name is Mr. what like I don't even know what German title my name is but uh oh I didn't finish what I was saying about ejaculating listen to this

I feel like that condition probably sucks because when you when you blast rope okay it blasts your brain with with radiation essentially dopamine serotonin oxytocin all that all that stuff but the thing is if you're blasting rope all day,

your, your shit's going to get down regulated. Your dopamine is going to feel happy. You're going to have to keep blasting rope. Essentially. And it's going to, it's diminishing returns there, which means that when you're blasting your brain with that much dopamine,

it's like a drug user, you know, it's the same thing, where you can't feel normal without the drugs because your dopamine levels have changed because you're, well, that brings the dramatic aspect of this detective. story we have going on too.

He's getting more depressed. Yeah. But he's doing it for the just cause of bringing in a serial killer. He has to catch this one killer. Like there's this one killer that it's like, it's like, that is his Heisenberg to hang.

His white whale. His white whale. That's the name of the serial killer too. The white whale's been here. Or, as we refer to him, Mr. Heisenberg. Hmm. Huh.

And don't even get us started on his accomplice, Mr. Robot. Okay. So these are the writers. Okay, well, this is our writers team. Good, good, good. You know, we know what we're working with. We got one of the guys from Breaking Bad. It's going to be crazy.

And apparently two of the six writers from scary movie as well. They just keep constantly referencing their old works. You still? I still haven't seen Pluribus. No, wait. No, I haven't. And I really want to. I just haven't had the time.

That's not true. It's not true. You have the time. You've just chosen some games. Exactly. You're playing games. In both senses of the term of speech. Quit playing games with my heart.

Pluribus is good though. I liked it. My heart. Except season two is not coming out for a long time. Ryan's heart, Matthew. Why are you looking to me like that? Look at me. Stop.

Quit playing games with my... Hey, hey, Matt, Matt. Quit playing. What would you do if, like, you went to go see a concert and, like, you're just in the crowd in the middle of it, just the... The singer starts, like, hey, Ryan, Ryan. This is for you. Dude, I'd pay attention. I mean, I'm obviously excited.

I'm there at the concert. I would be doing one of these, like... Dude, if Jojo Siwa noticed me out in the sea of fans, the Siwa? The Siwa? The Siwa fans, dude. Unfortunately, when we went to the Jojo Siwa show, we just had a horrible time because... We were in Brent's VIP booth. Which, I thought, oh, this is going to be the shit. He has a, it's his booth.

Like, he's there all the time. And she has a... I'm just picturing... He camped out days before. In the booth? The Jojo Concert's coming up, boys. Brent, there's not like a lot. Like, if you have the section reserved, you don't, you know, you don't have to camp out.

Did you ever respond to him when he reached out? Do you? Yeah. Okay. He doesn't respond to me. I mean, it's the same way. He's, he's one of those where he goes, what's up? And then you respond.

I don't want to be one of those. I feel bad. It's, it's, I don't want to be the person that's airing out stupid shit on podcasts. He has responded to my texts. No, but we're not, this isn't serious. though. We're not like hanging out with Brent every day. You know what I mean? If you want to see Brent when he's

serious, go to a Georgia C-Walk concert. Yeah, exactly. Never seen a man locking like There's no veiled like, we're not trying to speak through Brent. Be like, come on. We've got to put some pressure on him so Brent responds to us. It's just funny because it's a game of tag between

an ex-boss and his ex employees that always fuck with him from time to time. Well, mention him an embarrassing shit. Like on the podcast and lie about them, lie about, we have to say we lie about it. Yeah, it legally protects us. Remember when he wanted to play tag at the Choja Seawash show and we're like, Brent, just enjoy the show. What are you doing? And he's the type of tag where each time you tag someone, you can't tag someone again

with that part of your body. Yeah. And he's like, come on at the VIP booth. You can do whatever you want. You're running out a tag limbs. What are you going to use? And he was naked all of a sudden. After the, after the, after. No, it's strip tag. He changed the name of it and the rules mid-game. But then he switched it back to after he strips. I'm winning, I'm winning. Yeah, and he was.

If you could see. He's running around naked. He was excited. But yeah, it was a horrible show. Jojo Siwa concert I would not go to again. Do Matt and Ryan really go to a Jojo Siwa concert? No, we've never been to a Reddit post now. Have you, wait, mega threat.

Have you been to like, no, I've never been to a Jojo Siwa concert? No, but have you been, like, in proximity of Jojo Siwa? No, Jojo Siwa wouldn't be at, like, fucking camp vlog. You know, imagine JoJo Sewa in Camp Flood, not, dude. Like one of the big names on the poster. It's like the, it's like the, there's the two days. And, you know, like, the bigger artists have the bigger names on the poster. It's like, it's like Tyler the creator, Jojo Siwa, Frank Ocean.

Jojo Siwa is above Frank Ocean. It's like the first time Frank Ocean's performance. performed in like years but Jojo Siwa still feel bad for Frank I don't know him as a person or as a friend but apparently he's you know he's going through a lot of heavy shit has been going through a lot of heavy shit which life sucks yeah when you hear someone who's made music that you find beautiful and they're going through a bad time makes you empathize a little but only as a fan can yeah I, you know, with Frank Ocean's stuff, I, I, I, I kind of don't have any expectations for like, because I know people are like, where the fuck is Frank's album? It's one of those things where like at this point, it's been so long that I'm not holding my breath for it.

And then one day I'll maybe be pleasantly surprised. He did have like a good run of singles. I can live off of his discography. Like, I'm not like, I'm not going to be, I would love more Frank Ocean just like I would love any other artists that I, that I love. But there are certain artists where it's like, I love their catalog. as is and as great as it would be to experience new music, I'd be happy if, you know, hope to God that this isn't the case, but if it came down to it, I'd be happy if this was the catalog

I could listen back to because it's a lot of good shit. And it's not like all the same. I feel like same with Tyler. They transformed and changed the sound enough to where you can experience different eras of Tyler, different eras of Frank. I love artists that have like eras where like different albums feel like completely different.

like segmented chapters where the sounds a little different like the imagery is a little bit different. They're changing as a person and so does their music. That's really fun. Because there's like the duality of that where some people are like

if an artist does something different from the old stuff they hate it and they're like no, it sucks. But then there's also a group that if the artist keeps doing the same thing that people go like sounds like the same old shit from them.

Some. Which some bands if you're a lot of like I think of saying anything. If you go to a say anything concert today, they're going to be playing a lot of their, like, older stuff, and their sound kind of does sound the same, or his sound sounds the same. So I don't think it's the same, like, it's a different, you know, it's, it's always weird to me when a band, like, bands obviously cycle, especially like bands that have longevity, they cycle through members, like, you know, drummers and switch. It's not the drummer of this band.

Right. Like, as a kid, you grew up with this, like, Nickelodeon Cartoon Network aspect where it's like, if there's a band, there's the drummers. drummer, the guitarist, the bassist. And then when you start having friends who are in bands, it's like, no, I'm just cycled out because they needed a drummer. Or like even really famous bands that have like known members or like at least the singer. It's weird to me when bands change the lead singer. That's like the one part of a band. I feel like you can't really do it if you change the lead singer. It's not really the same band anymore. Like the face. Yeah, you can change like a guitarist or a.

drummer, not to say that like they have less value in a band, because that's not true, but it's like, it's more so, uh, a vocalist has like the character of the song, I guess, if that makes sense, where it's like that's kind of what you, because it's the human part of the song that you connect with. So then when that changes, it doesn't feel the same. Yeah, they're the same. They're like, they're the person in the music video who is singing to you. Yeah. They're making eye contact to you. I mean, sure the, the drummer will, you know like they're they're doing what they can but the singer is like you don't have that human connection though that hearing someone's voice has where like you know someone can swap out and play the exact same drums and when you listen to it you know you wouldn't know a difference but a singer you would and uh there are some bands where it's just like uh in some cases the singer has died but then they keep the band going just with a new singer uh That's like unfortunate but understandable.

Understandable. It's just, it is unfortunate because especially if it's a super famous band, like, I don't know. I think Stone Temple Pilots did that. I think that he died and then they swapped with someone else, which is like totally understandable. But like some singers also have such an iconic voice that made the music so recognizable that like when you change. Jojo Siwa. Jojo Siwa. was a great example.

When she passed away and they replaced her, well, Brent was for me, me, me, me, me. He does a good impression, I will say. Well, he works with a whole motion capture suit. And he does, her dance moves, like, he's good at the dance moves. The voice, I think, needs a little work, but the dance moves are like, he's clocked it. Luckily, the music industry, you know, with AI is able to kind of make up for some of the slack Brent has there. However, he is standing on business

when he's doing those fucking dance moves. Like back from the dance mom's era. Yeah, he's clocking that. Oh, Brent. Yeah, Brent. Beautiful Brent. He's not going to hear this. Big, beautiful Brent.

Big is in scale. Yeah. His heart is huge. Yes. The scale of his persona is big and echoes through time and space. You know, I... Sometimes I... Like love.

Brent is the is the fourth dimension You know there was a There was a period Sorry I just randomly visualized the scene from interstellar Where he's like look he's in the he's in the tesseract And he's in the fourth dimension looking through it mirth Is that what it's called the tesseract? Yeah But it's Brent looking through a Jojo Siwa going

Jojo no No doing like one of the phases he doesn't like Like one of the many different iterations of Joja that she's rebranded herself as Is least favorite When she's announcing that she's a lesbian No Yeah but uh Because I was about to say the Tesseract

You know the Tesseract is in a another series of films Which I know you're a big fan of Doctor Who No Maybe in Doctor Who too Why did I feel like it? The Marvel movies The Tesseract Oh yeah

They have to get the Tesseract In the Avengers That's a cool word movie? Second word of the week, Tesseract. And I got to look up what that is. Can you look up, I'll look up what it is in Marvel and you look up.

The actual definition. How about that? We'll get two definitions. And so there's the regular definition, and then the Marvel definition, Luke, is going to have to be red background with white font. And like the Marvel logo.

You guys will find out the meanings right after these commercials. Love you, bye. I got mine. Rock paper, scissors for who goes first? I think you should say the general tesseract and then I'll say what the tesseract is in the Marvel.

General Tesseract reporting for duty. A tesseract is a 4D hypercube analogous analogous to a 3D cube but with eight cubic cells 16 vertices

32 edges and 24 square faces how the F does that work? That's part of the definition too. So this is the Marvel's definition okay is a blue is a blue cube-shaped container holding the space stone,

one of the six infinity stones in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. It provides nearly unlimited energy, allows for the creation of interdimensional portals and enables teleportation across the universe. Key users include Hydra, Loki, Shield, and

Thanesus. Okay. Well, I didn't even realize that it's also in the definition I was reading if I continued two sentences. It is popularly known in fiction as a device for spatial travel or as the Marvel Cinematic Universe's space stone container. One of the six infinity stones. Visual representation due to its 40 nature, humans cannot view a true tesseract directly.

I can. I saw it in the Marvel movie. Yeah. More than one Marvel movie I saw it in. Was everyone else in the theater just not? No. They were watching. They weren't getting it?

Or what? That's the crock doesn't know what they're talking about You know what sucks Is that like Tesserax Like a like a 4D hypercube That shit is real But no matter how hard

We try We will never ever be able to Actually visualize that Which sucks I just did You did I can't explain it Because how could I explain something

You can't visualize Yep I see it As clear as day What's it look like? It looks like a cube-shaped type of thing with, with like... Write this down, write this down. Like all of a sudden night, I look up, there's like generals and stuff. I'm in like this room with like glass.

Keep going, son. It's all right. What? Just keep talking. It took forever. But I knew as we went through this podcast, he would eventually get to this subject. And now we got it. The whole like, lock them in.

Like, I was placed in your path. You meeting me just to get to this point where it's like, we finally got him to describe it. The Tesseract, the HyperCube. It'd be so cool if we could see 4D. And I ain't talking about going to like the 4D SpongeBob ride at Carrowance, which doesn't exist anymore, unfortunately. It doesn't. It's a fucking stupid dinosaur ride now. Fuck that, dude.

Fuck that. I loved getting on SpongeBob's fucking bicycle with him on the bag. Going, whoa, when we go down to the very bottom, rock bottom. The very bottom works too. Why didn't do, why wasn't I working on the show? It's a place called the very bottom. Oh, that's good. The guy who had rock bottom was about to speak up and then goes,

come off. Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid rock bottom. Goes home and he's like, just can't hack it in this writer's room. It's so much better than me. The very bottom. He's at dinner and he's a dinner. quiet and his wife's like, you've barely

touched your peas. Everyone's better than me. This guy in the room today came up with the fucking genius idea. Ryan? Before I could get mine out. Ryan again. Yes. And, you know, ever since he came up with the character Squid Man,

you know, I had Squid word. I thought that... But I keep telling you, how does that make word? I thought I love it. What is, what is, what is, what is, What is a word? Squid word? What?

The universe where like Spongebob was written by a fucking like preschooler. I mean, dude, the premise of the show is a talking sponge. True. That lives in bikini bottom. Mr. Crabs. Sandy. Cheeks?

And crabs in bikini bottom? Hold up. Hold up. It's like one of those podcast clips with like the eerie music. And it's like, most people didn't catch this. about SpongeBob when they were kids, but there's a much darker meaning. You know, it's one of those things where like,

I forget, you know, when I see something on the internet, it's like, okay, now I know it, whatever. But there are revivals of this information that happen all the time. So it's like every week, someone is learning that through a different video that... Spongebom, you was gonna be a rated R TV show

or whatever myth was floating around. They don't rate TV shows R. TVMA. Thank you. You're welcome. Christ. God. Movies have brain rotted you.

It's all those green screens they show. You know, nowadays, I think we'd be better off as a culture. If maybe we did a little less of the green screens and more of the green beans. Right? Oh, yeah. Bikini bottom, though. You know why it's called that? And it's not a pussy joke.

Okay. Well, men can wear bikinis. Because something about the bombs being dropped. That's it. That's it. The nuclear bombs. The atom bomb. That's the sickest name for it, I think.

Nuclear or atom? Adam bomb. No one says Adam bomb. This is a, oh, no, it has nothing to do with atoms. Well, there was a guy named Adam who actually came up with it, had his idea stolen. It was originally Adam's bomb. And then they were like, oh, fuck. Well, I mean, we need some plausible to not.

We can't just lift the name, but Adam, it's splitting an Adam. Adam. Adam, A-T-O-M, so I mean, we could just add... Oh, my God, we got it. Adam, meanwhile, looking at the newspaper. Oh, those bitches! He looks like a mad scientist, like one of those guys. Dude, why are we one of the three writers? No, one of the four writers.

A scary movie. Well, we count as one, you know, we're two peas in a pod. Well, yeah, no, but so are the other. So we're two of the six. You're right. They share a Wikipedia page. Embarrassing, by the way. Very embarrassing.

Phil Lloyd. No, I'm thinking of like... What do you come up with these names, dude? I'm thinking of an actual director. It's like Christopher something and Phil Lloyd, or Christopher Lloyd, and I can't remember. Christopher Lloyd, the actor? The people who did the Lego movie and who were going to do the Han Solo movie before they put too many fart jokes in it. And they got replaced by Ron Howard, the man, the myth, the director of Grinch.

the legend and the heart of the sea as well. A narrator of Arrest of Development. That's his best role. Many people forget that. He was crazy how he was a child actor. Yeah, that is funny. It's a picture of Ron Howard today. And what's crazy too is, I think the first time I watched Arrested Development,

I thought that was, for some reason I thought that was like Michael. I thought that was like Jason Bateman's like narration. In a monologue. Yeah, it's no, it's Ron Howard. They sound nothing alike, so I don't know what I was smoking back there. crack but... And now show a picture of him as a child actor. I wanted space between the two.

Well, I was trying to... Now show one of him as in... In between. Yeah, in between. Like, find the age he would be in the very middle. And then show a picture of that. I'm going to need you to actually do some calculations here, Luke, between the ages of the two pictures you found to find a picture of him at the age

directly between the two. And then could you... Then I don't want... The middle picture doesn't... matter in this case, I would like you to face-app his older self onto his younger self. And while you're at it, take the younger self and face-app that into an older man. Here's those two versions. Let's see how accurate they are. Very interesting, right? Makes you think when you face-app yourself, is that really what you're going to look like when

you're older? And for the audio listeners, it looked like Ron Howard's old man face on a young Ron Howard's body and the other one looked not exact, but you could see where it got, I'm just guessing, because I don't even see the images. Who knows, dude? Like, we might throw Ron Howard in the face app as a child and it might pop out like his Wikipedia photo essentially. I mean, yeah. I mean, you remember when like the whole like aging filter was popular and it's like, oh,

man, it's actually pretty good. Is this what I'm going to look like when I'm old? man here's what you're going to look like when you're old and here's what I'm going to look like when I'm old actually it's at the beginning of the podcast and this is what Matt would look like if he was old and had no nose or eyebrows

that's it right there he has Voldemort slits for a nose like the no I don't I just have no nose or eyebrows okay that's not funny dude a lot of people struggle with that Dude, Ron Howard was a freaky looking kid.

And you can say that now because he's like a fucking 60-something, 70-something-year-old man. Yeah, I can make fun. How old is he? Is he like 60-something? 70-something? I don't know. He's 33. No, he's not. He's definitely not. Let me see how old he is. Ron Howard is, what's your best guess?

67 to, yeah, 67. 67? Yeah. That wasn't intentional. Oh, my God. Yeah. Actually, Ryan, he's 7.2. 72.

72. Minus 30. That's 42. That's life, the meaning of life. You know, kids these days aren't going to get that one. Are you? Kids, no. Sorry.

It's, uh, I just, I love how, like, when I say 42, your instant thing is the meaning of life. mine is Jackie Robinson. I saw Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy once. I know, but every time, I think, you know, because we bring up the number 42 so much, well, I do, because I love the number. It's a great number. It's the, as you said, it's the meaning of life.

But I do, you make the connection that it's the, I'm sorry. That's horrifying. I face up Ron Howard as a kid to look like an old. man. I mean, I'm sure it's this It looks like a Republican senator.

It just looks like a Republican. Oh my God, dude. It looks like, it looks like some like Republican senator from like Alabama that would be trying to get the age of like child labor or like the age of consent lowered. That's good shit, man. That is good shit. I'm gonna send this to Luke right now, so he has it with no context. Man, this has been a crazy, we could get the piano music, Luke. Man, this has been a crazy episode of the Super Mega Show, hasn't it, man?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We talked about a lot of crazy things. The number 42, other stuff. Ejaculating. We talked about ejaculating. Brent at the Jojo Seawalk show. We have a lot of fun here.

We do have a lot of fun here. of fun here. And I'm glad that I could spend it with you. But most importantly, we're glad we could spend it with all of you. Especially the people on screen right now. Yeah. Those are our podcast producers and executive producers over at patreon.com slash supermager. And they keep the lights on. Yeah. You can get your name on this list and stickers in the mail every month and a lot of bonus content by going to Patreon.com slash super... I messed up. Can I do it again? Turn down. Bring the piano back in. Just... You can go to patreon.com slash super mega.

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Like one final. Oh man, we should change the name of the show again to like the last drop or like the extra spurt. Ooh. Okay, you're giving away all the good ideas and on the public podcast, no less. On the Patreon episode, we're going to be talking more about ejaculation. So you're not going to want to miss that. And we're going to ejaculate ourselves on the Patreon. We are.

But again, don't spoil too much. See you there. Suit us for. They didn't. Yeah, no, they said they were going to ejaculate. So then, like, as reparations, we have to ejaculate in court. That's reparations. All right, bye.