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If this is how intense Novocaine sounds. Oh, wow. Imagine how it looks. Is there more? Yeah, big time. This is how intense Nova Kane sounds. Oh wow! Imagine how it looks. Is there more? Yeah, big time. Nova Kane, forming theaters March 14th. Welcome ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, Matt Watson in Being Embarrassed at the drugstore? Not the drugstore.

At the, at the, at the, at the, what do you call it, like a CVS? A pharmacy? Pharmacy, yeah. Okay. To buy pharmaceutical drugs. at the, what do you call it, like a CVS? A pharmacy? Pharmacy, yeah, okay. To buy pharmaceutical drugs. So, welcome everyone. I was just telling Ryan an embarrassing story and he said, shh, hush those lips,

give me a little kiss and he said. It's podcast time. He said it's podcast time, save it for the podcast. Am I making a nickel off of that story? Nope, now I am. Yeah, now you are. So I could have just been telling you this story as a friend, but now I'm telling you as a coworker.

I'm excited to hear it. So continue. Guys, go ahead, call me a poser. I don't give an F. I do a little bit. I don't want people calling me posers. But the shirt I'm wearing for audio listeners, I'm wearing a Counter-Strike shirt.

It's a really cool shirt. It looks like it would be like in the early 2000s, you know Mid-2000 like you can't really call it the mid-2000s anymore Because that's back when it was like, you know Now we're in the 20s now. It's like a quarter thousands or quarter 2000s or whatever the fuck it would be called We're in the quarter 2000. Yeah, but I but basically I got this shirt not too long ago It's like a an oversized vintage looking counter-strike shirt. And here's the thing guys I know some of you gamers out there might be fucking slamming your fists on your desk

You know kicking your feet around unplugging your computer out of out of rage going. He doesn't play counter-strike. He's a he's a poser I Haven't played counter-strike in some time. I have played counter-Strike, he's a poser. I haven't played Counter-Strike in some time. I have played Counter-Strike. You tried it before. Yeah, I've played it a handful of times. You dabbled once or twice. Am I good at Counter-Strike? No, but I do own Counter-Strike and Counter-Strike Global Offensive, so I'm not a total noob,

okay? However, it's been a long time. Have I earned the right to wear a Counter-Strike shirt? Probably not. Who's to say? But who could, like, I'm a grown ass man. If I wanna wear it, I'm gonna wear it. But I wear it into the pharmacy,

and the guy behind the counter, his eyes light up when he sees my shirt, and immediately I was like, uh-oh. And he's like, brother, oh, sick shirt! And I was like, uh oh. And he's like, brother, oh, sick shirt. And I was like, thanks man. And I'm just kinda like, not making eye contact, trying to like pull my cart out of my bag to try to move it along.

And lo and behold, he starts talking to me about Counter-Strike. Does he like, is he just, is it the kind of conversation where he just opens it kind of by just kind of asking, he's like, what do you think about the the like new weapon nerfs that they did to the assault rifle, whatever the fuck, counter, I don't play Counter-Strike. Well that's the thing, I don't even remember what he asked specifically because it was very specific. He spoke to me in some script I didn't recognize.

And he just, so he said he's like you know I'm from the Middle East and when I was a teenager you know we, we would all meet at the like the internet cafe and We would like bet on counter-strike matches so I played it every day and he said every day and I was like fuck and he started asking me questions about like The og counter-strike and I had no idea how to answer and my heart was fucking pounding out of my chest cuz I was about I was about to be like Like caught red-handed as a poser in front of this cool Middle Eastern dude was about to be like caught red handed as a poser in front of this cool middle Eastern dude who used to bet money on Counter-Strike. So I was just like, yeah, it's crazy.

Yeah. He'd be like, what do you think about like how they added blah, blah, blah? I'm like wild. You know, it's absolutely crazy. I, you know, I'm not too good at the game, but it's fun. Yeah, it's fun. If you felt awkward in that situation,

maybe you could have turned it around on him and just went, this is actually my older brother's shirt. I don't play it myself. Oh my god. But he passed away recently in a car accident, and I wear this shirt because it still smells like him. Would you like to sniff? And then you asked, so now it's on him.

It's like, fuck, this is a weird situation. He was wearing this shirt when he got in the car accident. Come on take a sniff. I wonder if he would. If I'm like come on please. No no no I'm good. I get like tears in my eyes and I'm like. You're like especially knowing since you were a Counter-Strike fan like he was. It doesn't mean a lot. Please. Could you like just give it a little smooch maybe smells like it smells like iron Okay But yes guys, I am a fake fan. You were a fake fan of my brother Yeah, a fake fan of Counter-Strike unfortunately don't call me a poser in the comments

I don't want that I it would hurt my feelings, like genuinely, and it would just, I'm not checking the comments this time. Just kidding, I will, because I always do. But I will pretend like I didn't check and I won't even, if someone calls me a poser, I'm gonna not even bring it up next time

or act like it got to me, because it didn't. Sorry. Sorry. Well I'm gonna read every single one that calls Matt a poser. So go ahead and comment why Matt is a poser in the comment, why you believe Matt Watson is a poser. So go ahead and comment why Matt is a poser

and why you believe Matt Watson is a poser in the comment section below. It's all about engagement, come on dude. What, are you gonna print him out and bring him in for the next episode? This is a YouTube podcast or whatever, you know, we're relying on some sort of engagement, so I think throwing the audience some questions

to get them involved, like even, how about this, there's some people on a drive. Honk your horn right now for fun! Come on, join in! Keep tooting! Uh oh, uh oh. Mary had a little lamb. Toot Mary had a little lamb on the horn.

Uh oh! Looks like someone's in trouble. Just kidding, Luke put in sirens faintly in the back to make you go, uh oh, for a split second. Ah, ah, gotcha! Pranked you. I like the idea for, just for audio listeners, Luke, just in the middle of a random episode has sirens like faintly coming in the background like, uh. I told him to jump scare the audience in a random portion of the episode last episode,

I feel. You think he did? I don't know. Can we trust Luke to provide the the giggles we we demand Can we truly as the giggle or as the giggle overlords or overseers overseers of giggles? You know, we we command our brethren Luke to you know Put giggles where they need to go to stimulate the giggles of our audience And if we can't trust him, if he fails that,

then I don't know, what does that say about Luke? What is a giggler to do when no giggles are had? It's a question that I've been thinking about every night since probably the past decade. Something I pontificate late at night. A lot of people when they wake up in the middle of the night at 3am and they're staring at the ceiling, they start thinking about all the embarrassing moments they've had, like

talking to a pharmacist while wearing a Counter-Strike shirt. They start thinking about all the things they regret. Not me. I start thinking about what is a giggler if no giggle is R.A.B.A.? Is that what you said? What is a, it's from Plato. What is a giggler to do if no giggles are had? That's right, that's what I think about.

I think exactly that. So, plateau. Yeah, not. There's an accent on the plateau. Right. It's not plateau, it's plateau. You know, I get the pronunciation wrong all the time. Well, actually, I guess I guess if it was he Greek

Episcopalian actually, oh, okay, then it probably is pronounced plateau But you know nowadays everyone just says things however they want and I'm fine by that dude, you know Big snapped I don't know freedom of speech doesn't just mean you can say whatever you want It means you can say whatever you want. It means you can say whatever you want, how you want. So if you want to mispronounce words, fucking be my guest. That's your freedom of speech. Unless you live in like North Korea or Iran or something. And now it's actually fun too you bring it up. Maybe, I mean I'm sure for some people this would be a cause for confetti. You know, hate speech is now protected under free speech.

Yeah, let's get some confetti in here. Look at that. For all you hate speech enjoyers, I know there's a lot. I see you out there. All you hate speakers, there's more out there now in public than there were before. You used to be like deemed an asshole if you were a racist, but now it's kinda punk rock, you know what I mean? Yeah dude, it's like being a racist hate speacher now

is like, it's like badass man. But yeah, if you're taking part in all this wonderful hate speech that's become so prominent on social media platforms, Give yourself a big boo, some hiss, maybe some tomatoes and a bucket of water. Do the ice bucket challenge, racists. I challenge all racists to do the ice bucket challenge. Yeah, and that's where the ice bucket challenge is where you freeze a whole bucket of water, go two stories up and then dump that ice block on top of

your head. It's super cold and crazy. All racists, we dare you to go try it. You're a part of it, the fun internet challenge. You're going to have fun. It's going to be very fun. And then you can, right before doing it of course, don't wait till after because it's just better to do it before pre-planning.

Before you commit the ice bucket challenge, make sure to challenge one of your other friends. Oh yeah. Racist friends to do it as well. Racist specifically. Yeah. Actually, speaking of which, on X recently, I stumbled upon a user calling another African American user, the N-word with a hard R. So I reported their tweet to Twitter

and their username was like Adolf underscore, something started with an H, I don't remember, but I reported that and a couple days ago I got a response from Twitter that says, hi Matt, we've reviewed your report and found that it does not break any of X's policies. We know this isn't the answer you wanna hear, but feel free to block this account if you want.

So, looks like freedom of speech prevails. Look, we don't all love what people say, and that's why we're gonna protect people's freedom of speech, even though it's a company, and the company can decide whether hateful speech is on their platform or not without infringing on people's freedom of speech, even though it's a company and the company can decide whether hateful speech is on their platform or not without infringing on people's freedom of speech because freedom of speech is something that's in relation to the government and not private businesses. And also, take those flags down and let's get some of those children's books out of

the library, band. You're all for freedom of speech until I want to use my freedom of speech not to sell my sandwiches and chili bowls to Muslims yeah some freedom of speech McGee's McGee's sandwiches and chili bowls no Muslims allowed no serving only Muslims only people when did you make a dissent it's it's a Wednesday's thing got you like the rest of the week. It's kind of like a Chick-fil-A. Oh yeah.

What are they probably craving on Wednesday? Something they can't have. Ryan's chili. Exactly, exactly. Ryan's chili is a, stop, don't fucking kick my fucking knee with your foot. Sorry, I thought I stepped in some dog shit earlier. I'm just making sure that.

Oh, if you did, you can wipe it, that's fine. Oh yeah, sure bro. 100%. Dude, yellow-brown? What kind of skid marks am I looking at? How often is it that you... Step in dog shit? Almost never. Was that your question? Not at all.

I was going to say, how often do you remove your briefs and peer into the the abyss how often is there you know a trail of brown a skid mark as some as some refer to it I would say the only time I I may happen upon some some skid of Brown's some brown skid is is when I travel and there's no bidet in sight because my ass is clean and poop free. I'll tell you dude. We have a day at work, I have a day at home, I have a day in my car, which is my favorite thing. You got me for a birthday present last year. I also I recently got rid of my water purifier because I realized why the fuck am I paying for water purifier when

You have a water go today. Yeah, exactly. It literally works like a water fountain You just you know after you poop you just get on your knees and then just open your mouth. It's great Oh, yeah, I do it here. Oh, yeah bit what I do it here at the office with these bidets, too Well, I mean our water bill isn't you know the more it the more water we use it doesn't escalate our bill at all. So it's free to use as much as you want, as much as you can drink. Actually our electricity bill here at this office is a flat fee. Like an all-inclusive, not all-inclusive, but yeah, flat fee. That means we could be mining bitcoins.

You know why people don't mine bitcoin? The energy they use. because it's expensive your electricity bill will fucking go up like 20 20 20 thousand times But here if it's a flat fee, we could be running all sorts of Bitcoin mining computers We can mine Pepe Dogecoin Doge and Pepe Hock to a coin. Mm-? Which I saw, there is an update. Hawk tua update everyone! Luke put the jingle in! Hawk tua spit on that thing.

Okay, Luke created that jingle. Sorry, I was really talking in the middle of it slightly. So we all know that Hawk tua has disappeared from the face of the earth. This has been the thing that happened after the rug pull scandal of the Hawk Tua coin Hawk Tua Herself did a rug pull on a bunch of people a rug pull that was in the millions in terms of what was taken I'm guessing for those who are unaware You're going what the f is a rug pull Matt explain so a rug pull essentially is when a a person usually a large creator or

Even the president of the United States someone with a lot of influence creates a a meme token a cryptocurrency of their own like super mega coin or Hawk now do you do they create this guys to like to create a coin is the incentive to get dumb people to think that they're going to become rich? Yeah. Okay, is that the main incentive? Yeah, but they always pretend like it's about building community and we're doing something really cool here. It's like no, it's a scam. What is the end goal of a coin?

I just want to ask because you know more about this. I'm a crypto pro. I'm just, you are. I'm a crypto pro. I'm just You are your super Megas crypto pro. I am I'm super Megas crypto expert that needs to be like my lower third but like In the world where these aren't snake oil salesmen What would be the end goal of getting a coin popular? Like is it like we're gonna use Hawk to a coin to purchase milk at Ralph's eventually because it's worth so much like what is the goal? Is it just like a money-making kind of investing thing? Like is there any sort of like good

natured end goal communal thing that happens? I think that originally there there there was and to some degree with some people still there could be some kind of like good-natured idea behind things like Bitcoin or Ethereum where people to them it's like this it's a decentralized currency so the government has no control over it and Also, you know, it's it's it's for the people, you know But it's also a way for people to invest and then people love money so once they figure out, oh I can make money this way, they will find out a way to do it, especially when they find out there's no laws against this.

So basically it's a pump and dump. So someone like Hayley Welch or President Trump launched their own coin and they tell people, you're going to be rich, go get this coin right now, invest in my coin. So all of their followers go, they buy a bunch of the coin which then shoots the value of that coin up. So now the people that were originally holding from the beginning, like Hayley Welch and her gang of rascals, they had a lot of it to begin with.

Now the price of everything they had is all the way up here. So what do they do? They sell it. At those high rates. Yeah. Cause it's so. So they make a lot of money and then that makes the price of the coin completely tank.

So then every one of her fans which invested that money, now she has it and the coin is not going to go back up and they have had the rug pulled from beneath them. I guess just like in my head, cause I'm still in some way confused and you being the crypto expert I love asking you questions about yes Crypto boy like, you know You can you can maybe liken it to like the stock the stock market or something where you buy stock all this stuff But I guess in my head my instant

thought Is you know with the stock market these are like companies that went public because they've proven that to some degree to shareholders or whatever they are profitable these coins start at zero they're not based on like the only thing it's like only if they have like a level of influence they can like go up really quick. But like there's no long-term kind of like incentive or like trust built from like a coin like it just exists at a know like why are you investing in a coin like with a product you could even just be like I'm investing in this because I

see that the company is growing and it could help me blah blah blah blah. A stock actually has something backing it, right? It's like a stock is supposed to be a portion of that actual company. So the company itself is the product, right? So it's like if you buy a bunch of Apple stock, basically you're investing in owning a tiny, tiny, tiny piece of Apple.

Where hawk to a coin, you know, it's like there is nothing actually backing it except for the value that it is like imagined. How is there no regulation when there have been, is there any regulation? There's regulation for like, so basically what the rug pull that people do with crypto, if you did that with stocks, you would go to jail, right? But why not with crypto? There's just no laws in place because like the US stock market, for example, is the US stock market, so it's easy to regulate. But like crypto is all over the world.

I don't know if it's really easy to put laws in place regarding that. I feel like they probably will put some kind of regulation. But actually, no, probably not, because like I said, said Trump, Melania they all made their own meme coins like the day before his inauguration he launched his Trump coin which the value went whoop whoop and I think he made a couple billion so it's like there there's no regulations on it but why the different coins like I guess in my head I think of like when I maybe these aren't even correlated or related. They're just different ways to invest. When I think of Bitcoin and my head I think of like when I maybe these aren't even correlated or related

ways to invent I think of Bitcoin and stuff or I think of let's say at like a Corner store or whatever the fuck you'll have You can pay through several means, you know like debit cash and some will be like Bitcoin or like some sort of online currency There's so many coins out there There's not like one where it's like this is the coin we online people are using now so that the governments can't fuck us So it was supposed to be Bitcoin. It was supposed like Bitcoin Now there's so many fucking coins out there

Like is that the problem with what this turned into is that now there's an influx of so many that really all it comes down To our pump and dump pump and dump snake oil salesman like what like are there any does there exist a good-natured? Like online coin there are like several Cryptocurrencies that are not a like quote unquote scam where it's like it has been developed for for many years and then has some sort of purpose like there's there's a cryptos that have specific purposes behind them not just as a tool of investment but most of the market is just like people make because anyone can make their own coin.

And earlier I said they're not backed by anything. They technically are because they're like made from another type of coin, like Solana or Ethereum or something. But basically like people just can make a coin and something like Hawkcoin or Trumpcoin, there is no utility to it other than as a like tool of investment

That's all it is like you don't even get like a little certificate or like a fake coin to be like see I know I'm a member of the hawk to it You know see if we made super mega coin which we should we can we can give out little free like plastic token Well, I was thinking that would that's all it would be it's like come on buy super mega coin literally You're just buying like a dollar coin with our faces on it. We market it to look like it's a big crypto thing. Yes, exactly. But it's just a, it's just a, there's no rug pulling there. They would get their coins. It's a collector's coin. Exactly. It's just a fun collector's coin. And they could sell it if they want but

you know but here's the problem. Well if you get it popular enough we could use it in the international market man. It could become like one single worldwide currency. That's the goal right? Of globalism? Super mega coin? Super, super, super mega. Okay, you know how all the cryptos have tags too? They start with the dollar sign.

No, I essentially know nothing. I never like look. So like on Twitter, hawk was dollar sign, then all caps, hawk. That's like it's, like on the stock market, how there's like four letter acronyms for stocks. It's like that. Like Trump was dollar sign Trump.

You know what ours would be? Dollar sign, uber mega. So the dollar sign serves as the S. That's smart. You know what I'm saying? You know what else is smart? Putting the ad reads right here. Yep. serves as the S. That's smart. You know what I'm saying? You know what else is smart? Putting the ad reads right here.

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a guarantee. Investment advisory services offered by Stash Investments, LLC, and SEC Registered Investment Advisor. Investing involves risk. Offer a subject at TNC's. Oh, shit. You know, I had her all like this, and I was just like, ah, yeah, girl, come on. And she was like, she was like, welcome back to super mega show. The warrant.

That was interesting. We just got to, you know, we're on a time crunch. Okay. Yeah. I mean, Luke cutting after I'm done with this story. So I was like, oh, yeah, fuck. And she's all like, Luke cutting after I'm done with this story. So I was like, oh yeah fuck Oh, and she's all like You know I'm saying yeah. Yeah, that's it. Oh

Welcome back to super mega show the only show that is super and mega And some some podcasts you see some shows are super and some might be mega but none are both. Yeah There's not a I was gonna say not many there's not any that are both except this one right here how's it feel to be watching a way wait here's another one so if you're feeling super or mega tell us which one in the comment section below and say why and also in the comment section below Who can type the most comments contest how many teeth do you think? Leonardo DiCaprio Has that are real in the comment section below put it now

Because maybe he's got some replaced. Yeah, probably has a couple replaced because he likes candy likes he loves candy candy, dude He's been he's been texting me a lot of pictures He'll just wake up the night after a bunch of naked women all over strewn around the room and then and then just Covering the room like in a layer over them like Twix skittles peen on M&Ms like all the like oh It's awesome empty fucking rappers like there was this one where it was just like fucking rappers like there was this one where it was just like slushy all over like just empty like three large kind of like 7-eleven slushies poured all over the bed he parties hard god he fucking parties hard as fuck and I bet his dental bill is but uh you know just don't keep that in Luke I still he he

he likes his privacy I want to respect it we should actually record some stuff that can be kept in. Otherwise, we're just gonna be sitting here talking about personal shit that can't be kept in, so we might as well pick it up. Let's get back to candy, actually. No crypto? I'm done talking about cryptocurrency.

Well, it is like candy to me and all my bros. It's sweet and it's delicious. Well, I guess to get back to the hawk to an update Oh, yeah, we got we steered off course. I got it's a whole crypto conversation which by the way I Know that I have the title of crypto expert. I am the crypto expert of Super mega yeah, I am NOT a crypto expert so I might have got a lot of that stuff completely wrong and if I did Forgive me. He's a crypto expert because of my utter lack of knowledge, comparatively makes him an expert.

So that's why he's SuperMega's expert. I invested our bank account, all of it in cryptocurrency. I need to tell you, I need to just come clean about that. Anyway, go ahead. You could probably be a, what do they call him, a special witness, what the fuck is it? There's like a certain witness you can call that would be like a doctor They're like a more specialized witness where like their word and court. Yeah in court It's like if you're star witness a star. No, I can't remember

Anyone in mock trial care to help a brother out in the comment section below. Yeah more like cock trial Come on, dude, that was good. You have to give me some props there. It was good, it legitimately rhymes. I know. It's a good rhyme, it's not even a slant rhyme, it's a direct rhyme. It is a direct play on the word.

Just replacing the first letter. And that signifies to me it's a perfect rhyme. People think that comedy is hard. They get books about it, they take classes. Brother, it's not that serious, you know? It's pretty easy. It's in your bones, it's in your veins. It's in your veins. Your penis veins, boom. It's in the world around us, we're getting off-track here. But just to update. The Hawk 2 update was that they came back ever so briefly, wanted to put out an apology then dipped again and then randomly I guess this

was an accident someone on the back end leaked an episode that was maybe supposed to come out was an episode that Hawk Tour recorded with FaZe Banks talking about the whole crypto leak this was leaked it was accidentally made live. Accidentally, okay. I didn't know that aspect. All I saw was a clip of the Haq Tua herself and FaZe Banks. It was captioned, it was like Haq Tua responds and explains, well, but she says like two words and then FaZe Banks does the talking for her.

So I didn't really like. FaZe Banks was furious that got leaked Was it fire your team Haley? He was like bad Haley bad bad Haley down Haley bad, you know And also you said that she issued an apology I don't even think it was what like just like a like a lawyer written statement to cover her ass. Yeah, I mean Issued kind of carries that sentiment, I feel, you know. She put out a...

She issued an apology. Hawk Toa issued an apology. That's fucking stupid, dude. Hawk Toa girl issues apology after rug pulling all of her fans. She had it so easy. I mean, she was handed this this This this ridiculous level of fame and this career and money people right off the bat on there on the podcast gets Jojo

Siwa Whitney Cummings we have tried so hard to get Jojo Siwa on Super Mega Show We cannot we are not at that size. We cannot obtain Jojo, but Hawk to a right off the bat, boom, JoJo. So, think about that. She had that opportunity, that privilege. The entire world was a beautiful, slimy little oyster right in her palm. And she threw it all away for some cryptocurrency.

Do you think that she was like in on it? Like, do you think she understood what was happening? Or do you think that these guys came in and genuinely kind of took advantage of her lack of understanding of the topic and just her team was like, here, yeah, this is a great, it's like a sponsorship. You're going to make a lot of money and your fans are going to make money and you know, it's going to be great. And she's like, okay. And then all of a sudden she's like I made a million bajillion dollars wait what? So what do you think?

I think that everyone involved is stupid. Some involved are maliciously stupid and some aren't. Whoever is, who's to say I think that in the the reality was Hawk to us all you know a potential large-ass fucking paycheck and should chain didn't know too much about any of this and Cryptos popular but new but I think still knew that it would come at the expense Even if she didn't know the degree it would come at the expense of others like she didn't know the degree, it would come at the expense of others. Like it's like she's getting, like I can't believe,

and I don't believe that she just, I don't know, at the same time, at the same time like, I also think that her manager or her team or whoever, she's trusting them because she doesn't know this fucking world. And I'm not trying to paint her as innocent because at the end of the day,

I think she did have dollar signs in her eyes, caused her to not think or research things. But also, when you're gonna do something where people are putting in that much money, and it was a big operation, there was a contract and everything involved with this and the people that she worked with you would think that she would at least get the vibe of crypto currency. Why get the vibe when your team can get it for you?

I guess. Like listening to that Twitter space with Coffeezilla the guy that was like running that whole operation listening listening to him talk, I was like, this guy is a scumbag. And the way he was talking about, with building community and all this stuff, I could see him definitely kind of pulling the wool over her eyes and painting it very differently. However, I am not defending her

or trying to proclaim her innocence. I'm more just kind of curious about like, what was she taking advantage of in this sense? To some extent, I'm sure. I like to any extent that some predatory management, whoever else saw the money in this, they saw her as like the goose, you know, to lay that egg of hawk to a coin. The golden egg of hawk to a coin. Exactly, like she, there is a sense of, of course because of how popular she is

and how new she is to this industry, there is this sense of capitalizing on that. And usually when you think of firms or advertisement companies, they don't capitalize on things out of the good nature of their hearts they do it insidiously. Well capitalism is inherently based in good-natured actions. Bartering. Barter and trade that's where it's that's where it came from. Seashells and spices and rocks and sticks of stones. Hey you made a comment about Hawk Tua being their golden goose.

You know, if she was a goose, more like Honk Tua. You ready? Is that good? Like Goose Game. Honk honk. No, just like, just a goose. Not Goose Game. Just the animal.

Well Goose Game was a, not revolutionary, but it was was a beloved like indie game where you play as a goose I know what it is you solve little puzzles and I know it has a nice little art style where there's not like bold lines kind of separating things I don't know how what what kind of art style that that I don't know if it has a name you know where you don't have like an outline to things yeah no I got you know what would you do you know what that would be called? I? Don't want to talk about goose game Here's jealous. You didn't make by the way. It's called untitled goose game look I know that you're a bit bitter because we had a game that looks awfully similar

Called monkey game that was supposed to come out that same year actually the week after it released was supposed to be a surprise launch and look development took years and we were very excited to release our first game and I know that they took the wind out from under our sails but this leads us to make some other type of monkey game that you know that that people will love. I put everything I had essentially into that game. I remember, you were, people always, you know, it's a bit, Matt's a skinny one,

but you were truly a skeleton when you were working on that game. I wasn't eating. You weren't eating, you weren't sleeping, you were going mad. But like a mad scientist, you were creating some sort of genius through that madness. Right, I wasn't mad like angry,

but then when Untitled Goose Game came out and basically was the project I had been working on day and night for years, I did go mad in the anger sense. I had to spend a couple days in the mountains of China, like deep rural mountains. It brought back a lot of memories when Goat Simulator came out right before CalSim dropped. Was it a game that you were also working on? Yeah.

It didn't drop. I couldn't bring myself to do it. It was too similar. No, I'm telling you, just put that passion and hone it. This is all practice for that eventual just diamond in the rough idea that you have. Something will eventually come out of it and I'll help you do it. We'll use super mega's funding. We'll go bankrupt by God. We'll create a very charming video game at some point. Really? Pinky promise? I just picture this as a freeze frame all of a sudden. It's like

five years later they had developed their first game but but put them into, I don't know, put them into serious financial trouble, crippling debt, super mega disbanded two years later with them trying to still do streams to pay off their lawyer fees. And then the end. Luke, make sure all that text was on screen. All of those titles were like. And make it black and white. Like the screen is black and white. I think that's great.

Luke can you like freeze, when we do it, can you actually freeze frame and like black and white maybe with some like music like don't you forget about me. Not actually that song but with the titles. Yeah. The vibe, you know create a similar vibe for free. Man, I'll tell you something Ryan. Tell me a few things, not just one. Can you do that?

I can tell you a few things. I'm challenging you, tell me a few things. I'll start with the thing that you were thinking of first. But the problem is I'm going to tell you the thing I was thinking of and then I have anything else to go on. Okay, I am ravaged with allergies right now. My throat is sore, my nose is itchy, my eyes are scratchy, and I feel just like, foggy headed, like there's a cloud around me. Your urethra is swollen? No, my urethra is not swollen.

Your urethra is swollen orange. I'm giving you like actual updates on medical problems I'm having, and you just breeze past it to make a joke about my urethra being swollen Well, I'm I'm adding to the complexities of people if they're not aware These aren't the only problems that you're dealing with you're also dealing with yeah And I'm choosing to only talk about internal urethra fungal infection talk about which your urethra fungal infection on the podcast I'm talking about the allergies. I've been having allergies and it's really fucking killing me.

It's kind of like an allergy in your penis when you think about it, having fungus in there. No, it's a fungal infection. It's not like allergies. Is it like little mushrooms? Like I can't even conceptualize a fungal infection inside. It's more like a rash, I guess. No, no, no, no, no, no.

People think that fungal infections, they always think of mushrooms because a mushroom is a fungus. Like I think of little cauliflower blocking your penis. No, not at all, not at all. Stop. That's disgusting first off. That's vile, I hate it.

And it's a... Get it out of my head. It's more of like a, it's like a type of bacteria. It is bad though and they might have to operate. But the stuff you want to talk about. My allergies are killing me. Are you getting these at all? I know.

It's February, I don't know why the hell my allergies are fucking, it started last night. Is there pollen or something? It just fucking whoop out of nowhere, and I spent the whole night miserable coughing and sneezing and blowing my nose Maybe you're just allergic to all these liberal tears that have been Polluting the environment ever since drunk forgot elected polluting the environment ever since Drumpf got elected. Knock it off.

I'm sorry, I just don't control the volume. I'm trying to, yeah. But like, have you tried blowing your nose? What? For the allergies, have you tried blowing your nose? That helps in some cases I've heard. I read online somewhere on WebMD that you can get... No, you got some fucking nerve.

I got a conundrum. A conundrum? Tell me about it, Mickey. Conundrum done. I had some gas built up. Oh, that was it? Then I belched. Did it feel good? Yeah, yeah. So I'm out of issues. I have zero problems now. I am a happy person. I have, I'm like, I'm like Thanos at the end of that Thanos movie where he does the Thanos thing where he snaps his like Thanos hand glove. Oh yeah, because he has like arthritis and it's hurting him and he snaps and it like

basically makes it feel better. Yeah. What are you doing? No. Did people see that? Did anyone see that? You left the bar up on his head. Yeah, but did anyone notice?

Nope. Well, if you noticed the mistake, put it in the comment section below. No, I'm serious guys. I think you should have a contest in the comments on who can post the most comments. I think that would make the video worse because then they would just be all marked as spam. Not if they're thoughtful, like thought provoking comments. Oh my gosh, this video funny. OMG, funny vid. Maybe everyone just types in copies and pastes

the exact same comment. Or maybe every five minutes you comment an update of how you're enjoying the podcast of what we're talking about and any responses you might have to it. You know what I've noticed, if you go back through, because Ryan and I have the YouTube studio app, whatever, where it just kind of shows us a back end

of deep state YouTube on our phones. We do. And it will show us the most recent comments across all 2000 something videos. So we'll check it. And I've noticed something a lot of people do, and I don't know why. They'll go and just comment timestamps on videos.

And I don't know if it's like, because they think that's a funny moment, so they wanna timestamp it for others to find, but it won't be, it won't say anything, it'll just be a timestamp. And I've seen people go before and just go on like a timestamp, fucking spree throughout some videos,

just boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Maybe they're doing a video essay and these are like little notes I've seen people go before and just go on like a timestamp fucking spree throughout some videos just Maybe they're doing a video essay and these are like little notes or they're writing an essay on us And they have to go back to the time code and put it in their bibliography That's a fun word Bibliography who came up with it because I want to give them a round of applause. I want to let's figure this out I want to give them a reach-around hand job And we got a show that like give their portrait on screen and give them a round of applause who who? Who coined bibliography?

Man fuck a bibliography. I remember having to write those up in high school for my like papers I was not a bibliography head the word bibliography comes from the Greek word Bibliography fear which dates back to 300 BC. Oh so we can't really give anyone their cookies because it just kind of it's someone who's so old that they don't wait hold up notable people associate with Konrad Gesner whatever a Swiss physician and writer who is known as the father of bibliography in 1545 he published Bibliotheca Universalis a list of all scholarly publications what a thing to be known for yeah I'm the father of um

you know you could be like the father of Ferrari or the father of like the nuclear explosion it's I'm the father of bibliographies you know citing your sources that's me. Rad Gezner. Oh He looks literally like if you just look up if you google the term Philosopher you know that that's he's just like verbatim philosophers hat. He's got the philosophers hat He's got the big beard because every philosopher back then for some reason seemed not everyone but most a lot of them had Big old bushy crazy beards. You can't philosophize without stroking. True.

That's why they had it. That's why they were so good at philosophizing, because they had a beard to stroke. That's why I'm pretty dumb. I can't grow a beard, so I'm unable to sit here and stroke it. Therefore, my brain cells are like bumper cars that are just veering in all directions. There's no Solid train of thought I mean I'm sure you guys can fucking tell listening to this podcast That's why you listen to it because because uh you don't have an attention span

Yeah, you like all the different variety of conversations and giggles that that happen upon your ears during the listening hours of Four and six. This podcast is Eastern Standard Time. This podcast is like the fruit and cream variety pack of Quaker's Instant Oatmeal. You got like peaches and cream, strawberries and cream, bananas and cream, and blueberries and cream, all in one variety pack. That's this podcast. You ever get that at the store no really because they have chunks

in it right not chum they have fruit slices and no they don't that the one that has the most okay they're not like slices but there's like there's little like freeze-dried Strawberry bits they're good. They're really good. They're not like chunky Okay, that's fine cool. Yeah, don't have you tried it. No, I knew it don't knock it to you try I won't knock until I try but I can tell you it's just a texture thing I can already have vision the texture. I'm like, I just want plain oatmeal with nothing. Brown sugar cinnamon oatmeal, exactly.

I'll tell you, that's my favorite oatmeal. It is good. I made, have you ever had cream of wheat? Maybe? I don't know. Is it an oatmeal? It's like a porridge. Any cream of wheat heads out there,

rise up in the comments. Or just rise up in general, because cream of wheat slaps. I can see some people maybe in the comments being like, cream of wheat sucks! Cream of wheat fucking rules. It's like, imagine grits, but imagine they're sweet instead of savory.

It's like ground wheat that you make into like a porridge you put cheese in it. No I Said so imagine grits, but sweet or something you know I'm not gonna put cheese in sweet I had brown sugar like maple brown sugar flavor cream of wheat And I made some fucking delicious, and then I remembered I had a whole thing of brown sugar up in the pantry Spring some of that brown sugar up in there. You've really never had cream of wheat? I don't think so. I used to have it for breakfast all the time in South Kackalack.

No, I would just have... Okay, so like I would either have like a bowl of cereal or when I was super young, I would have like Eggo waffles, sausage, and cheese cubes on a plate. Or sometimes I would just have, yeah most of the time. Cheese cubes for breakfast? Yeah. And on a fork I'd get a piece of sausage,

cheese cube and a waffle, that had syrup on it and all in one bite and it was delicious. Interesting. I see I get the waffle and syrup and the sausage in one bite but the cheese, the cheese cube, that's new. I love the little cheddar cheese cubes or just cut up little slices of cheese.

How is that with the syrup? Well, you know what, actually? Delicious. I love a good sausage McGriddle. That's all I'm about to say, imagine a McGriddle. They have cheese and sausage and syrup all in one. Some egg maybe. This, cream of wheat, dude.

You would love it, dude. If we got some for the office. I have not, I have not, I've seen it but I have not had cream of wheat. It's not like oatmeal where it's like The texture is all over the it's like slimy and like cream of wheat is it's it's a smooth consistent texture But it's not a meal made of oats is it it's a meal made of wheat I believe Yeah, but they don't call it wheat meal do they they call it cream of wheat exactly oatmeal It's such a cool fun wonderful name to begin with a meal made of vote it I know exactly what it is I don't know what I'm about

what to be expecting in this cream of wheat right bugs you know like where does the cream even come from fingernail clippings I don't know I don't know the FDA approval rating of like all this stuff I do know I do know Quakers though maybe Quakers you know you don't Quakers I didn't know there's no Quakers though. Maybe Quakers Oats would be good? You know Quakers? I didn't know there was still around. I know a few Quakers. Well, in the form of Quaker-thon, that's held at what used to be known as the Staples Center,

which is now the crypto arena. Thank you, Haq Tua. Do Quakers still exist? Were they like, what even were Quakers? Were they like anti-sex? Do they not bonk each other? I just picture Quakers as the guy on the Quakers. I know he did something early American history.

He has a funny hat and some white curly hair coming down. Looks like when, you know, if you were to have an evolutionary chart of a pilgrim starting at Pilgrim, it's like midway down the chart whenever their hats became like just regular kind of like caps. Yeah, or- Not caps, but like- Like maybe you could have like a 1920s like New York fancy gentleman at the end with his long top hat.

Ooh, yes. And then you have Pilgrims on the other end. With the buckle. In the middle you've got the Quakers with their hat that's like this tall. Honestly, I don't know anything about Quakers but I feel like for some reason it has to do with Christianity and it has to do with no sex. It was the Quakers versus the what? Shakers. What? Shakers. You know what I'm saying? The Quakers versus the Shakers. It? Shakers. You know I'm saying the Quakers versus the Shakers. It's just a joke man. Come on, lighten up. The Quakers, also known as the Religious

Society of Friends. What? What? That sounds like some shit we'd come up with. I didn't...what? The Religious Society of Friends. Originated in England in the 17th century. Oh my god. What? Wait, why did I think it was American history then? Is it not? Wait. Persecuted England and the New England colonies were persecuted in England. No, they were. Quakers played a key role in the abolitionist and women's rights movements. So you're telling me these Quakers guys, they were a little pussy whipped? Yes. Okay, the Religious Society of Friends.

But in this other one it goes Quakers, also known as, just with a capital F, friends. Was it a capital F? Friends, just friends. Yeah, you know, I'm actually a descendant of friends What yep with a capital F? Okay, they were the one okay, so they they left England because of persecution and they came to America the Quakers hey haven't we all listen to this dude

The Quakers were known for their radical gender equality, and it led to some awkwardness. Quakers were one of the first religious groups to advocate for gender equality, including in marriage and sexual relationships. I like that that's considered radical. This meant Quaker women had an unusual level of agency in choosing partners, refusing sex,

or even initiating divorce, something that freaked out outsiders in the 17th and 18th century, and it still freaks me out. Well, it still freaks Steven Crowder out to this day. And me. Well, yeah. Once you're married, you're married.

That is a bond formed, that's like you, the woman and God bound by super glue, and you cannot fucking undo that. Tell about half of married couples that,'m sorry tell all the all divorced couples that Well, they're not really couples anymore are they? No Hey, it's not a divorced couple. Yeah, you still reference them. They they they are that it is like a thing They are still a couple in some aspect of the of the of the. If your parents are currently going through a divorce, spill some tea in the comments

about it. Let's hear what happened. What's going on? Did they just fall out of love with each other? Maybe you were born in and put some strain on the relationship and they just realized that they're not actually the other person's not who they want to be with. Okay, SuperMega, I rarely talk, but I just wanted to say that you said, provide an example of, I can't really remember your exact phrasing, ha ha ha ha ha ha, but anyways, my dad shot

my mom in the head with a BB gun a hundred times. LOL, just kidding, ha ha ha ha, I love your bits, and I was just trying to do a bit like you. How are you guys? Just kidding, LOL, I love your bits and I was just trying to do a bit like you. Um, how are you got just kidding? LOL. Bye. I Better see that comment I want that comment copied and pasted word for word Someone better do it. I don't pin it. No punctuation. No, no, we all lowercase. I don't want to prom won't well

I don't know. It's Luke's job. Okay, Luke normally we've been like a little Sponsored like a promo for our our patreon so people go in the comments. They'd be like these guys have a patreon judge That's the first time I've seen you put the actual microphone into your mouth What? Get a little stank on that thing? Smells like Ann's pussy. Well if your lips touched it then definitely. I do smell it, it does smell like her pussy. Which it just is it's just kind of like lilac and honey.

Really? I've always gotten more of like a cat food kind of. Well she cleans up for me. Okay well up for me. Okay, well not for me, obviously, but... Sloppy seconds Matthew she calls you. Yeah, and I don't like that nickname, but, you know, beggars can't be choosers, am I right? And you do beg. And speaking of beggars, if you look on screen right now, there's a whole list of them. All of these people, well, the bottom list, those are beggars, and the top list, those are choosers.

And you can become either one of those at patreon.com slash supermega. And you can sign up for a producer role on our show. Support the show. Make your boys happy. We'll be jumping around screaming and hooting and hollering with delight because you decided to support us. And you'll also get stickers in the mail every single month. you decided to support us and you'll also get stickers in the mail every single month. That's right, not only that, but you can also just get the $5 tier if you're like, that's expensive.

You can support us just with the $5 tier, you get all the behind the scenes content, including the little after show thing. We record a little extra bit of the podcast that we put up on the Patreon. We also have Uncle's Sleepover, where we talk over. I have to point it out, I've noticed you've done this several times in writing, I noticed you've put

Uncle's Sleepover, it's just Uncle's Sleepover. Well, we're two uncles. No, but I noticed you put uncles with an apostrophe as if it's like possessive, like Uncle's Sleepover, and you wrote it on the whiteboard and stuff, and you just said it, which I couldn't ignore it any longer. It's Uncle Sleepover. But it's not a sleepover, I guess in my head, sure, yes.

But, it's like, but when we, when I picture it. Like pizza party, it's not pizza's party. But it's not a sleepover filled with uncles. It's a sleepover with two uncles and the rest are nieces and nephews. Our nieces and nephews are having an uncle sleepover. An uncle sleepover would be a sleepover filled with nothing but uncles.

Uncle Sleepover is two uncles hosting their sleepover for their nieces and nephews. Ummm... you're just wrong. Nope. You're gonna have to agree to disagree on that one. I agree- I disagree. Bring a scientist in. We'll see what he says. Okay. No, not right now. I mean just like-

Oh. We wheeled them in and everything. I guess we'll just stick with the picture. We had a video of this guy explaining exactly who was right. Don't play it. Because... I'm right, but I just don't want the video played regardless. Thank you everyone for watching another podcast episode. We'll be back next week with another one.

Oh, yeah, unless both of us die. Well one of us dies. I doubt the other one would want to continue the podcast the very next same like week one of us passes away. Hey well I mean actually technically this episode right here is the last episode of our podcast contract which means we don't have to make an episode next week. So we can actually just be done if we wanted. We can just chill. Yeah. Well, we'll see if we have another podcast episode next week.

We'll see it when we want to. It all depends. See ya. Except we'll also see the patrons who choose to SuperminiShow. Who want to come to the after show and watch us goof and gaff and say the things we can't say on YouTube. Such as...