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Episode Date: July 9, 2025

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But you put those two numbers together like it's like. Oh yeah. When I make those sound effects Luke's do seven and zero like an epic movie trailer where it's like the numbers go yeah one at a time episode 70 that's right 70 whole freaking episodes of super mega show you guys thought we'd never make it here we are 70 whole podcast episodes you're probably shrieking with joy your You're mouth breathing and palm clapping. I created a little poster for it.

Look how hard Ryan worked on this poster for it. Doesn't that look cool? Episode 70! Woo! That's 10 times seven. That's like if we did seven episodes, 10 times. And soon it'll be like seven times eleven. Seven eleven. And we'll have seventy seven episodes

soon. Seventy seven, yeah. Lucky number. Episode seventy seven's gonna go hard. In the paint? I go hard in the motherfucking paint. You know I just gotta, I gotta be honest with everyone here. I I don't necessarily know what the paint is you don't know what

going hard in the paint means I don't know I know what going hard means I don't know what in the paint just does that mean like you're take your best guess what going hard in the paint means you're going hard with your artists like literal you're fucking created like painting a beautiful portrait and you're fucking getting that shit you're fucking doing it no yeah you're going hard on that paint you're you're when you're done you just gonna be and then when you just a beautiful like sky with a beach with a lighthouse maybe. Wrong. It's sexual. Does it mean pussy?

It means having sex with a woman on her period. Going hard in the paint? Yeah. It doesn't. It means... so in high school, you know, that walk a flock a song, hard in the paint, I had friends that told me that's what it meant. That means having sex with a woman while she's on her period. And I was like, he made a whole song about that? And he's bragging about it? Okay.

What is the paint then? Yeah. Hard in the Paint is an idiom that originally comes from basketball, referring to the area near the basket where players fiercely compete for points. It has since been used more broadly to describe situations where strong aggressive effort is put into a task sometimes even to the point of recklessness. Damn, sounds like sounds like Adam Sandler because Adam Sandler goes hard in the paint literally because he plays basketball. Dude, he plays basketball like a madman. Luke, show the proof.

Luke actually played Adam Sandler in basketball last week and Adam Sandler pantsed Luke on the basketball court and everybody saw his penis and it seemed like it was very traumatic for Luke. Didn't Luke say something afterwards? And then, I don't know the specifics of the situation, but Adam Sandler lifted up his shirt to show that he had a firearm tucked in his big long gym shorts.

Yeah, which actually, in my opinion, is pretty impressive because tucking a firearm into the waistband of your gym shorts, it's a brave man's game, I will say. Supposed to play basketball. Put it that way. You know, easy to be the, dude, It's a brave man's game, I will say. Put it that way. You know, easy to be, dude, you and I should go down to Santa Monica and try to hoop up.

Accidentally drop the fake Glock we have. Yeah. Oops! Sorry, just get people's reactions. Go down your gym shorts and tuck into the waistband of your gym shorts and start playing basketball with random guys and just wait for it naturally to fall out. Oh!

I like the idea of just planting me like, hey, did you drop this? Hey, did you drop this? I think you dropped this. This fell out of your pocket? Uh. No. Go to Reach For It for a second.

Hey, this fell out of your pocket? They'll actually know a normal person would probably be like, no, I'm tossing you out. I'm not stepping, I'm not giving you any trust until you show me what fell out of my pocket. Yeah, honestly in Santa Monica. This fell out of your pocket! Hey man, you want it back?

Just pointing it at him. Yeah. But if you come behind someone and go, hey my man, you dropped something! You know, you can turn around and by default be like, thanks. Oh, it's a Glock. What was the movie, was it Killing Them Softly? Or Kill Them Softly?

There's a movie where the robbers use a marker and put it to the back of the head to pretend it's a gun. And I can't remember what movie that was. That's happened in real life. I remember reading about a woman who got robbed at gunpoint and turns out it was literally a Pez dispenser. Because the bottom of the Pez dispenser is kind of the same shape

Yeah, so it put it against Rob and then dropped it and ran away once he had the money. So she turned around and That he should go to Vegas. Oh, yeah You know fuck, you know fuck terrorizing and traumatizing, you know normal people go to Vegas and try out that luck Seems like he has good luck I know like if if he was able to get away with a woman's purse full of cough drops and one dollar bills from doing that then if he went to Vegas his luck might really get him farther You know sitting down at that blackjack table. He's going put put it all on black Sir, if it's not how you play blackjack. Nevermind red. No sir. Okay, you

want to play or not? All of it. Okay. I mean it's a lot of money so I guess we got to sit here and teach him how to play. I mean there the thing is every day in casinos and I don't know if there's any casino workers out there I bet you there's a lot of people have to sit there and they might enjoy it to an extent I guess it depends on the person but a lot of people have to sit there, and they might enjoy it to an extent, I guess it depends on the person, but a lot of people that work in a casino, like as a dealer, have to teach a lot of people how to play. Because it's like, oh, this, like I know there's been dealers at a blackjack table,

like when we've been to Vegas, where I'll be playing and they'll kind of give me a, are you sure? They'll be like, huh? That's a 17, sure you want to hit on that? No. Okay. Like they're not supposed to give you the moves but they end up doing it are you good yeah no I was having trouble I was I was desperately trying to think of a funny joke sometimes I'm just trying to have a conversation with you don't have to

reach for a for a joke so you said something very funny. So I was trying to think of how to spin it. Okay. Alright, I'll just leave it. Never mind. Just forget about it. No, you can work on it. I'll help you workshop it. What did I say that got you sparked?

It doesn't matter. I'd like to move on. What? Yeah. Okay. If people replay it. What do you want Yeah. Okay. If people replay it. What do you want to talk about? If people replay it then they'll see what I was going for and they'll go, oh yeah, it's

probably better unsaid. I don't want to get in trouble with this joke. Something racist? No. Homophobic? Nope. Bigoted? Nope.

I've run through the three Watson trifecta. The Watson family trifecta. If it's not one of those, I really don't know what it could be at this point. It could really be anything. It's a wash. You were like, the guy's like, 17. You sure you want to hit on it? All on racism?

Okay, we have a new game idea guys it's called Racist Blackjack and we're so excited to finally launch this. It's Blackjack but you only get to play with racists online. Mm-hmm. It's a website where racists can gather and just play Blackjack together. It's something that you know people have always wanted and finally you have a safe space to do that. So we should play those for like a video. We should play those video Blackjack websites where it's like a real person live. It's like a camera and you input your stuff

and then they see it on their end and you're watching. Their bell end. No dude, no bell end. dude no Bell stop stop the applause stop that did not deserve applause okay all right dude simmer down there's a universe where you broke your back when you were kicking your leg and I'm like Ryan is that the universe you imagine because you didn't like my dance? No, I loved your dance. It was fantastic.

You pictured me breaking my back out of spite. It wasn't out of spite, dude. It was an intrusive thought. I always have intrusive thoughts. My therapist told me to watch out for you. Why? Because you're trying to steal all my money. Why did your therapist say I'm trying to steal all your money? Because he

says like that that I've spent too much time on Supermeg instead of talking to him and I need to talk to him more and I need more money to talk to him more because he doesn't because he won't do it for free. How much does he charge a session? Doesn't matter. It's like is help does our health insurance cover it? It's simple like four figures you know sure let's go to ads what ooh Matt and I were just talking about how much we love Pixar's cars but not just cars cars 2 and cars 3 we're such fans, it's like we can't find a place that sells memorabilia so that we can express ourselves. That's why both Matt and I were so lucky we found Boxlunch.

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Pee-hee! It won't take long to tell you Neutral's ingredients. Vodka. Soda. Natural flavors. So, what should we talk about? No sugar added. Neutral.

Refreshingly simple. I wonder if there's that much. Dude, there's, I mean, in every profession, we can just pick up with this conversation on it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like in every profession there's con artists because people are con artists. It doesn't, it's not like as, I'm sure there's professions that like, um, aid it and like maybe attract people more.

Like GoFundMe people. Right, right. Or Kickstarter people. You know, that's an easy one to kind of be like, well, all the money you give, I think you have to like click the box where it's like, if it doesn't get made, I'm not gonna sue and Kickstarter has nothing to do with this failing

or what not. I donated to a GoFundMe this morning. And I'm not saying for those not to support that because there are really good GoFundMe's and really good Kickstarters that, Matt and I have both I think put our money into Kickstarter at least. Oh yeah, I actually put, years ago,

this was probably 2018 when we were working for Gromps, or maybe 2017, there was a really cool Kickstarter for like this little digital, It was like a digital flash card It's good. It's like a digital thing. It tells time time and has a little wrist strap I had no idea how the fuck they had a machine do that But he was like it was like a digital flash card So like both sides had a screen on it and it had some kind of like motion sensor So one side would be like the word so let's say you're like learning a language, Spanish.

It would be like English on one side, you flip it and it would have the Spanish. And then when you flip it back, it goes to another word. So like it automatically detects when you're flipping the card, changes it. Really cool. I donated enough to get two of them, one for me and one for Aaron,

because Aaron wanted one and they never made it. Aaron Johnson? Aaron Johnson from a, from gamers. Just has like a basketball, no baseball. Aaron Johnson? Aaron Johnson from Gamers. Sounds like a basketball, no baseball. Aaron Johnson's a baseball name, not a basketball name. Definitely. Basketball name would be more like. Pecob Brunson.

Pecob? Sounds like a... It does, yeah. I would love a friend named P'Kob. Is that a real name or did you just come up with it? I think it's just M'Kob but putting a P at that thing, that's what my brain did. I mean, if your name... M'Kob as in the one with an R? It ends with re I think the the one who's definite I don't know how to spell it really but you know

The ones there's definition is macabre Morose sad. Okay. Yes. So this person's name would be spelled P a C a B R E. It's pretty cool name. It looks like a cabaret. They're awesome. Their name is similar to just disgust well and sadness and the difference is the difference is that you know their name has changed it and their parents named them P'Kab because they want to show that uh, you know You can make a difference and just because something inherently means sad doesn't mean it has to be sad. So, you know? Speaking of making a difference,

go donate right here. I don't know, Luke put in like a fun, like a really good charity. Just out of the, that seems like a go donate here. Yeah, go in the description and donate to that charity. And we donated. We sent a donation via mail. We donated 200 bucks. Stop stop stop. Here. That's not enough for a tax write-off to be beneficial. 500?

No, just stop, just stop. Luke donated 500 of his own dollars to this charity. Yeah, but no, I donated to a GoFundMe this morning for a YouTuber I watch. He's trying to fund a trip to go to Australia to make some videos. And I was like, you know what? Sure. Okay. He's a space YouTuber. I will say that started to sound like exactly what we were talking about.

Con artists being easily... It's like, I want to go on vacation, but I can't. Guys. Come on. No, this guy, this guy, it's a, he's a small YouTuber I've watched for a long time. And, you know, I was like, you know what? I get a lot of enjoyment from his videos. He's trying to fund a trip to go to Australia from the UK. Expensive. Expensive trip. But he's going to go to like some, like he's going there to go for some like space convention and go to like visit space ports or something. So I was like, you know, sure, sure.

I'll help. So I gave him $5,000. I'm just kidding. Sounds like you want to dock in his space port. Dude, he's like 45 years old, okay? The oldest I'm having gay sex with it's like 42 so Is it because your dad was 42 at the time yes

Every episode there's gotta be something buddy my dad if my dad I guess he does listen the podcast you like Wow, so Ryan's just making jokes about me molesting my son, and that's just fair game Well, I mean you were wait how well how old were you would you how old your dad right now my dad is 60 60. Okay. Uh. Yeah, never mind. Never mind.

He's like 65 or something. Maybe you were like, you know, your dad would have to be young if you were in college when he was 42. There's a reason in my song about having sex with my dad. I specifically put the line, I've been fucking my dad since I was 18. Yeah. Juggling nuts and gargling hot pee. I specifically put the line. I've been fucking my dad since I was 18. Yeah juggling nuts and Gargling hot pee dude know it. It's a good song. I love it. Dude you fucking you I didn't know you knew

juggling Juggling nuts in my mouth and drinking hot pee. Can't believe my dad has heard that song was his P. I can't believe my dad has heard that song. Well, his co-worker was the one who updated him that it existed. I don't know if that's true. Do you think he was just trying to guilt you? You know, it's like, I feel like maybe I'm not necessarily calling Dale a liar. Is your dad the Riddler? Is he speaking in riddles to you?

Yeah. I think that it's plausible that he found the song naturally and didn't know how to bring it up. He knows that actually, well, the song is nothing but beneficial to my dad's career and everything. I was about to say, because does your dad even, what do he care about bringing it up? I feel like he'd be like, son, I very much dislike that.

I don't think he has qualms about chiming in. If he found it naturally, I think he would bring it up. Yeah, so you do think a coworker did see it first. I love how, how did a coworker see it? I'm looking up your son. I'm looking up your son for fun, Dale. Yeah, that's what my dad should respond to. He should've been like, why are you looking up my son? I'm looking up your son for fun, Dale. Yeah, that's what my dad should respond to. Why are you looking up my son? I don't know. I was interested. I barely know you. How do you even know my son's name?

I just wanted to look at his content. You're 50. Why are you going to my son's Let's Play channel? I like Let's Plays. Crucify me. And you know, he has your eyes, Dale. You really think so? Those blueberries? It's him kissing your dad's neck. Okay. Because your dad doesn't believe in man love on the lips. No, that's gay. Kissing on the neck? You're in the clear with that one, baby. It's like the whole...

We just zeroed it on Dale for a part of this podcast, poor guy. No, I love Dale. Poor boy. It's like the whole mindset of like, well dude, the guy sucked my dick, that doesn't make me gay, that makes him gay. It's not gay. I came in his mouth and he's the gay one. Yeah, it's not gay for getting your dick sucked.

Right. Now if I was sucking wiener, that's gay, but getting my dick sucked by a man ejaculating all over his face and chest, that's not gay. Is that from like Harold and Kumar? That's a real thing. Does the cock meat sandwich guy go there's nothing gay about getting your dick sucked? Or is or maybe it's a Seth Rogen movie where that happens. I do know. I don't know the cock meat sandwich is from Harold and Kumar I know that's from Harold and Kumar, but there's another bit I don't know if it's tied, but there's another bit where it's what I was just saying where it's just like

Penis and balls There's that classic South Park episode where Eric Cartman Every time he has to sleep over with butters when butters is asleep He puts butters penis in his mouth and takes a picture and makes a photo album to show how to prank butters and show Everyone how gay he is and he doesn't realize that having the penis in his mouth makes him the gay one and he freaks out.

And yeah, it's a South Park episode. You know, gotta love those South Park guys. Gotta love the South Parks, the South Parkians. I do enjoy South Park. I think I say it time and time again, I enjoy it. It's a great show. It just has that thing where if, we've talked about the problem is more in line with binge culture than it is with the

show itself where it's like if you can watch 10 episodes because back in the day we had to buy like the Simpsons box setter convince our parents to so it's not like we could binge season one two three four five I had like four to six seasons on DVD I had two seasons on DVD. I might have only had like. They might have been half seasons actually. I just had a bunch of where it was like Homer's head, Marge's head, all that.

Yep, I had the same thing. I had one. Such a good way to have a box. It wasn't Homer's head. I had season nine and season 11, so I don't know which characters' heads those were. I think one was Krusty, but I loved the, dude, this is what I miss.

Those DVD box sets, I loved the creativity of the packaging and how you'd open it up and it unfolds and there's several sections, because it was multiple discs, and the way they would design the graphics on the inside around the discs, and then when you put the disc in, each disc had like a different

Themed menu that would loop and stuff. I love that stuff. I miss that. You know what one I have What you know what a collector's thing I have take a guess iron giant. No TV show. Oh TV show Give me a second. Is it animated? No, okay It's not breaking bad. Is it You have the barrel? I have the barrel. I have the barrel at my dad's place. Me too. It just sits there. Just sits there. I'm like, I'm too afraid to bring it because I don't want that gone because it's just kind of expensive. Just history. And to my recollection, I, since I haven't rewatched it, none of those have been played. I've only opened it to look at it, like it's essentially like brand new.

That's awesome. Besides the dust that's been collecting on it. A simple blow will fix it. I almost wanna say for the re-watch, I should figure out getting that, you know, from South Carolina over to Los Angeles and watch it, because it maybe will feel like a little, ooh, I'm gonna put in the disc for season one,

or however they split it up. Quality will be better than Netflix, wouldn't it? Is it Blu-ray? See, I don't know if it was HD, like if it was like DVD or if it was Blu-ray. I wanna say it was Blu-ray because at that time Blu-ray was, sorry buddy, I had to burp and get some gas

out of my stomach. You're excused. And then following my throat and mouth. Sorry. It's alright. Where was I? Uh, Blu-rays. I just, I feel like Blu-rays around that time were somewhat popular. It's not like- Right? Because the PlayStation 3 was a Blu-ray player. That's right, that's right. Because I got the barrel box set because everyone knows how much I love Breaking Bad. Breaking Bad, pretty epic.

But I believe I got it for my birthday when I was in, maybe when I was a senior in high school. Might have been like a Christmas thing I think. It was definitely like a big present. I was very excited. It's just a barrel. Yeah. It's like this big. It's huge, yeah. It's like that tall, that around.

Luke, can you put a banana for scale? Do you? Luke, there are no bananas that are that size. Come on, man. It might be a- I tried to show people and Luke made a joke about it. It could be a mistake, I don't know. He might actually- I don't know, maybe he's never seen a banana. Looks like he just put put the he just dragged banana the image in there and didn't change It's size at all. Yeah Didn't even center it to like be it's fine. It's okay. Yeah, but I have a couple complete series DVD box sets that I hold close to my heart. I never watched them That's the funny thing is like I do have a lot of DVDs and I have them more so

Just as like a collectible to just to have it. I have the full Nathan for you box set that's like that big. I've watched the bonus features but I haven't watched anything on the discs like the episodes because I've already seen them. And what else do I have? I have a Malcolm in the middle for your consideration Emmys DVD box set that I found at a Goodwill

that is literally themed just for the people that are Rating the Emmy like that pick the Emmys and you open it up and it has a Malcolm the middle themed popcorn Bag in it that I've never opened. What else? That's all that's all that's it think so. Just the popcorn Emmy bag? It's cool. I haven't popped it. I wonder if it would still pop. Dude, I thought you were about to introduce like they had like a signed thing where like

Frankie Mune is or Brian Shrek. I did see on eBay. I actually I wanted to know if this thing. That should have been signed. I don't know. That should have been. That would have been super cool. There's one on eBay that's signed with the popcorn.

I looked it up. Yeah, and they put it on eBay specifically knowing that you don't have a signed one. They did that to make you jealous. But you still have something that most people don't have. You have something that people can't even get unless they go out of their way. You got yours from Goodwill.

Yeah. Which, it was like a Goodwill near Beverly Hills. You got yours from? Goodwill, yeah. Which, it was like a Goodwill near Beverly Hills. You just got lucky as fuck. Yeah, and I'm guessing that it literally had to have belonged to someone that picks Emmys, right? Because it was at a Goodwill near Beverly Hills. So I'm guessing some like film person or whoever the fuck picks Emmys is like,

ah, take all that to Goodwill, I don't care. Some old Hollywood guy died and then probably loved ones get we're like everything in the house gone I don't way, you know, we're just waiting for him to die after all how come in the middle Oh, I wonder do you think the popcorn would still pop because dude, it's episodes from season one I don't and season two so it this is old. This is like beginning of Malcolm in the middle I don't know the whole thing about, I think. Sorry, you were about to go on. I thought you asked me to... No, I was asking you.

Oh. I don't know how long kernels, like if it's, do they go bad? Like would the popcorn taste stale? Or like would, if we popped it, would it be fresh? Because I would definitely try popping it, you know, for the podcast or something, see if it holds up. I'm going to look that up real quick. I'm going to look up if... Do popcorn kernels expire? Yes.

Because they're so... they're like a... it's the heat that produces the... you know? It's not just going to... it's not like there's a beautiful puff inside, fresh already, and it withers over time. Oh, my stomach just went, ooh. All right, let's see. Yes, popcorn kernels can expire, but not in the same way as perishable food. Over time, the moisture inside the kernel dries out, and that's what causes them to stop popping properly. So unpopped kernels can last one to two years

if stored in a cool, dry place in a sealed container. Well, this is in a popcorn paper bag that's wrapped in plastic. Say, is it possible for popcorn kernels that are a decade old, is it possible for them to pop? It said it probably won't pop anymore. It would be the miracle pop if it did though, right?

It would be a miracle. We could cheat. We could just put just one little regular kernel in there. Well if I'm already opening the bag, might as well just put the whole thing in there and see. Right. might as well just put the whole thing in there and see. I am very curious now because it is over a decade old but it is sealed and you know like when you buy a box of popcorn the individual bags come in the plastic. Yeah. Sealed in

plastic so that keeps it fresh and they're inside the paper. The only other box set I have is the red versus blue one, the Rooster Teeth, like just in like I haven't watched it, I haven't touched it, it's just mostly just for like I wanted to have all those for like historical sake I guess on my part because it's it was I remember that or it was early YouTube where they were producing it was like the first machinima, I think, technically. But it's also just interesting thinking about how these, just every man, essentially, just used machinima

as a way to make a show that a lot of people created a fan base for, a show that was created within a video game. Just very, and it's an interesting concept that is, like, to build a fan base around that. Yeah, it's interesting. I don't know, I'm trying, I'm like, failing to find the words to accurately describe, like, the mystifying, like, oh, damn. Cause I don't, I'm trying to, like, how, has that, has anything similar been done before slash since?

I think it's the time period it happened in because like that period of YouTube like 2007, 2006, 2008 like that that period was like original content on the internet was so you know kind of new and accessible that like if not that many people were doing it in the sense of how many are today, so when someone made something, it had a lot more staying power. Because the name Machinima, their brand is synonymous with a genre of videos. So it's like, I think that obviously if no one had ever made machinimas and someone made a YouTube channel making them today, no one would care.

But it's like, I think the time period really kind of lended itself to that. It existed around in the time where games started. Yeah. To get like theater slash photo modes where it's like, Oh, you could. So people would just be, I just still find it like, I don't know how to explain. Like this has like a fan fan base like some kind of like hit Netflix show for a short while has, except long term.

This show, yes, it's not like everyone saw it, but it had a huge fan base and it made the company huge. It's like what they're known for. It's what got them started. And I guess it's just in my brain, it's just crazy to think that it's like, technically they were just filming themselves in a video game and used like their creativity

with like voice acting and setting stuff up. And they did use After Effects and did like Photoshop and stuff to kind of add stuff to the environment sometimes in the early days. You made some machinimas back in the day, right? Yeah, for 200 subscribers. Dude, honestly that video needs to be, is it still up publicly?

It's not publicly, but I still have it. Okay, because it needs to be preserved in the Super Mega Museum of History. I feel like we put it in a Super Mega video at one point, but there's so many videos on this channel that it's buried at this point. We have 2,000 videos at this point, I think. There's a lot for y'all to watch.

Dude, that's actually insane to think about, that we have 2,000 fucking videos. Ah, I know. That's a, like, I can't even count to 2,000, if I tried. Mr. Beast could. Didn't he count to like a million? I think so, which actually I have to give Jimmy McDonaldson credit where credit is due. That's impressive. That is saying PewDiePie

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Well, I mean, how are people gonna know? Well, I, you know, I think people would click off of the podcast if he keeps the whole thousand times you set it in. Yeah, I guess, yeah, you could cut it together. You can keep most of it in though. You just had to cut out the boring parts. There's some parts where there's a lull, but there's some good moments in there.

Yeah, I think around like 300, you got into a rhythm and you started saying it the exact same over and over and it was very droning to listen to, you know? Yeah. But there were other times where you're like mixing up the inflection or whatever. Honestly, do you think about ads? Yep. Yep. Whatever groceries your summer calls for, Instacart has you covered. Download the Instacart app and enjoy $0 delivery fees on your first three orders. Service fees, exclusions, and terms apply. Instacart. Groceries that over-deliver. Sorry, Matt. The ads got in the way there. I know. What were you gonna ask me? It pisses me off. I'm sorry. It's just bullshit. We have to make, we have to make dat money. I wish we were making dat money. It's fucking chump change nowadays.

Being a YouTuber is not all what it's cracked up to be these days You used to just have you used to get to run around in your underwear and make millions I guess you can still do that. I guess also ryan and I are Being sarcastic to an extent. Yes, but also a lot of people Real quick disclaimer before I get into what I was gonna say, a lot of people think that Ron and I, because we're YouTubers, are millionaires.

Oh yeah. That is not true. We're not even close to like halfway there, living on a prayer. Don't worry guys, we'll update you when we're millionaires. Yeah, we'll make a video. I like, I make a promise right here right now, if I ever become a millionaire,

I will update the audience right away as swiftly as possible. They will be, they will know there is another millionaire in the world. Oh my god, finally! Another millionaire! But unfortunately, today just isn't that day, Matt. Sorry guys, I know you're disappointed that another- You're fans of a lot of millionaires, and we want to be one of those millionaires too where we're getting there honestly, uh

Coin fuck me. I know those coin fuck me. We would have been millionaires. We got in at the fucking bottom Trump coin Also, they said that I would be he said I'd be rich and then lost all the money and what little I had left Melania coin to the next day I'm like, okay, well this is my chance to, you know, like. I think the most I ever lost still was on Hoctua coin. I don't even. I mean, granted that was company money I used. Yeah, and it was all of it. Well, actually you.

Luke thought it was a good idea too. You weren't in the office and he essentially was, you know, it felt like we were at Vegas not to bring it full circle. It was kind of like going all black on Vegas. Except I thought that the whole wheel was black essentially. That's how I viewed it at the time when I was doing that. I thought it was like a definite win. Well, here's the thing. It was 100% of the company's bank account and We can recover from that but it's the 99.6. Okay, but it's the fact that you guys also leveraged Money that we didn't have and lost which means we're in debt. So I Thought the podcast deal was gonna go podcast deal was canceled. I

Don't know what to say. Except you're welcome. Doesn't really fit. I should have been like, except I'm sorry for using super mega money. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. See? See, I got a little smile on your face.

See? I mean, you know know put some boards on that you know I'm patching it up our friendship a little bit. I'd like to hear that song you know sung by a different artist but uh you know what was I gonna say? How handsome I am. Ah come on man well I'm always thinking that you know I'm sorry I don't always say it. You know, it's, I know it's not that you don't forget, it's that you may find it so obvious that you don't feel like you have to say anything. That's it. That's what it is. You know, it's like, if I go, no it's a bad example.

It's like when you're outside on a hot summer's day. No, because you exclaim how hot it is regardless. It's like... Even though everyone else knows. Tears in rain. What? What are you talking about? Blade Runner? I haven't seen Blade Runner.

Oh. Never mind. I'm not a true film bro. It's like tears in the rain. That's what happens. Eric Clapton song. Tears in the rain. That is... fuck what was I gonna say dude before the ad so rudely interrupted me. You said, I wanted to talk about how I've been searching things, you're like, I've been searching up all this fun little like hairy butthole stuff on the internet. Well that was a conversation we were having before.

Oh. And that's not for the podcast. You mixed it into the podcast, sorry. Have you ever shaved your asshole? I'm not gonna be able to remember what I was talking about earlier, so I'm just gonna start a new topic of conversation. Have you ever shaved your asshole? I think I did once, but it became too... There's a reason hair is there. Yeah. And you find out if you shave your ass. It's awful. I shaved my butthole once when I was uh- Well not my butthole, just the hair on my ass cheeks and in my ass.

Yeah, yeah same. And I guess that's what I mean. I don't mean like I was looking in the mirror like spreading my asshole one at a time like a cartoon ass pair of tweezers. No, but I probably when I was like 20 or 21 I was like, get it together. I'm trying to hold it together myself. But you know, I was like, you know, I shaved the old shaft and in sack and I was like, bothered that the hair was gone from here, but continued down my gooch towards, you know, further nether region. So I was like, you know what? That doesn't look too appetizing.

Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and just take care of that. I've never tried it. So I went, and then I, you know, I stood there, I stood there like in the mirror, like this, like. Yep. No, no, no, just show the camera. Oh, yeah, yeah, I Mean I appreciate you thinking of me first before them. You know it's like Having the the razor like this I mean like Probably the other hand cupping your balls making sure there's no potential for the razor to

your balls making sure there's no potential for the razor to... My balls are small as fuck. They're not hanging down enough to be clipped by the razor. Unfortunately. Why'd you burp? How did you burp and say that at the same time? It's something, you know, you breathe in through your nose while you're... I can actually play a continuous note on a trumpet forever. Do it. I don't have a trumpet, dude. But, yeah. Hair's there for a reason use your nose then

Okay, watch this Pretty cool, right Luke you You have to give the man his cookies for that one. Give me my cookies, Luke. I doubted him, I didn't know he could pull it off and he did. Mm-hmm, yeah. Remember when I had that surgery for my deviated septum?

Oh, okay. Is that just one of the, is that actually the intended reason that you got the surgery, or is that just like a fun little byproduct of getting it? I didn't have a deviated septum, I was just kind of embarrassed to admit this back in the time, because I didn't want people toproduct of getting it. I didn't have a deviated septum. I was just kind of embarrassed to admit this

back in the time, because I didn't want people to think I was some kind of bougie asshole. I just needed a rest day. It was basically, I had a little piece inserted up into my sinus cavity that allows me to essentially blow trumpet notes. Were there cultures that did that? What, put something up in the nose that's like.

That created like a sound, or like something. I feel like that's like that created like a sound like something I feel like there's gotta have been like something or like they pierced and created like an something in some way where like they could do like a unique call or whistle something oh that's not like that's I don't know what culture that would be a part of but that sounds like that that sounds like something old like primate not not quite humans yet, but that in between would kind of get up to. Like one of the homo species. Yeah.

Cause uh... When we start getting collective and stuff. Start maybe, hey this is the tribe where all of our hair is up. And then this is the tribe where we've all drilled a tiny hole in our left nostril. So when we blow out of our nose, it makes a funny whistle sound. So you know that it's one of us, unless someone drilled a hole into their nostril, but they're not gonna do that

because they're not as dedicated and they're a part of an enemy tribe and if they did that, they might be considered a spy by their tribe. Exactly. And killed. Exactly, exactly. You know what, I mean, the history is so,

like that has to be a thing, right? The whole piercing, like noise thing. I'm sure that there was some way that ancient people modified their body to make it produce music. Yeah. Put a whole, cool. I've seen, have you seen the,

I think some people still do this, where it's like a gauge, but it's on your bottom lip, and it's massive. That one this, where it's like a gauge, but it's on your bottom lip and it's massive. That one, obviously it's another culture that I can't even pretend to know anything about, and wildly different from, you know, our stuff. But like visually it is. It's like peeling the skin back and.

I don't know what the purpose would be of that. It looks very uncomfortable. Looks sick. maybe it's just a look badass you know styles come and go mm-hmm certain styles but diamonds are forever yes you know speaking of diamonds Luke was wearing a fantastic diamond necklace this morning did you see him walk in the office? He had little anklets too that matched. I saw the diamonds. I don't know where he afforded all that.

Seems like the dress was lined with like. Aren't there like riots or something downtown right now? And people are leaving? Yeah, they all had price tags on them still. I just thought he was showing off like when people keep the sticker on a hat. Right, just show off I bought it. Yeah, I didn't take this right or I don't know what it's I think it's just it's new

I think it's I think it's to show that it's new. I think it's a show that you bought it. It ain't I don't know Yep, look at this from the store From from lids yes Straight from lids, baby. Yeah, see this what it what is that tiny text right there say? Oh, what's that lids baby. Yeah see this, what does that tiny text right there say? Oh what's that? Lids? Yep. The one in the mall. I love getting a lids hat.

Do they even have lids hats? Like lids branded hats? Yeah. That'd be- Probably. Dude, I would love to have a lids branded hat. Like, both of us, dude. What if right after this podcast,

you and I drove to the mall, got Lids hats, and came back for the after show. What if there are no Lids hats and it's just sports people hats? No, no, dude, I've been to Lids before. Like the Chicago nulls. First of all. Like the grassy null.

Yeah. The Chicago nulls. It's the mascot of a bunch of little hills. Yeah, that's fantastic. I mean, I'm just saying we could we literally could go to how far are we? 40 something minutes. But I don't want to waste time going all the way out if they don't have hats there for us to get.

Or are you just saying just lids in general? We can get any hat. Any hat at lids. That would be fun. And we could like clock wipe and then we're back hat any hat at lids that would be fun and we could like clock clock wipe and then we're back with our hat from our hats from lids and unfortunately I will have to say that for those who you know and I'm just gonna get this out of the way just just to up just to warn you if you're not a part of the patreon and don't get that extra little special

episode called the super mini Or the sorry the super mega jr. Mm-hmm You won't be seeing what hats we got well Because we spent money to get these actually I think I think we should just Maybe just put them in the in the full episode Maybe just into the pot you know have the last 10 15 I forbid it just save but but Luke will have to show that the hats in the preview of you put a sensor Okay, put mosaic blurs on the hats in the preview. Yeah, Luke. It's not that hard. I

Mean, it's pretty difficult. Actually, it's the hardest thing I've ever had to do. Oh my god Yeah, remember when you and I were editing game grumps and they played leisure Sue Larry and I remember when you and I were editing Game Grumps and they played Leisure Suit Larry. And I remember tracking, dude, I would, the fucking bull statue would have testicles or something. Like, there's just shit in the environment. There's a fountain with a penis. That was my least fucking, I would rather do Deadly Premonition, like, do the audio rework again

than have to do that Leisure Suit Larry bullshit. I hated having to look out for censoring stuff because it just stuff was just everywhere in that thing. And I would be really scared that I would accidentally miss something and upload it and then there's a penis or something. X Game Grumps editors crash out over Leisure Suit Larry. It has like the TikTok narrator,

like these Game Grumps editors are crashing out. And then it has that music that's like, do, do do do do I was gonna say Luke you think you have it hard editing this podcast when we added a game grumps brother Leisure Suit Larry once we sync everything up the game had penises and breasts and stuff everywhere and I remember Aaron would like purposely chose the non-censored version.

Yeah. Because it was funny for them. Yeah. And then he would like run into like a town square where there's like a fountain, a statue, and he'd be like trying to figure out what to do. So he'd just be like turning the camera and just like looking around. And I remember just having to like sit there for hours and like frame by frame dragging this like mosaic blur so I could censor it and I was really scared if I accidentally missed one

Brent was gonna fucking come down hard on me. Well the comments were waiting for them to for for like one of us to slip up on bro like the sensor and fucking like rant drums kids were ready for us to slip up because like if we ever some coins Yeah, you ain't living that one time. I just remember like if we ever uploaded a Game Grumps episode with an error immediately, there'd be people like tweeting, there'd be a Reddit post on the Rail Grumps subreddit.

And then there would be people tweeting at Brent and Aaron, like adding Brent, Aaron like, um, editors, Matt and Ryan might have messed up guys. Take a look at today's episode. And I'm like, stop, stop. Time code episode link. episode link. It's yeah with the time code. Yeah, exactly. And I'm like, stop it. You little tattletales like rushing to work, like worried. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh dude. Do you remember the panic? Oh yeah. Uh, like an episode would go out at like, uh, early in the morning and then like waking up to get ready to go into work and seeing that there was a problem with the episode and it was live and it's

like I gotta get to work right now to fix this and like because they didn't have manager positions on the channel or right back then it was just we had to be signed into the channel and we can only be signed in here at the office because they didn't want anyone else signed which makes sense so I remember just times like rushing to the office to get there and pray that like Brent or Aaron Hadn't noticed the mistake yet so I can quietly fix it. You can just like private it real quick Reupload it and not say anything. Hmm. Hmm. And then all the comments are saw that Yeah, I saw that. I don't know they're talking about Brent. I think they're talking about they saw your penis or something

Yeah, I edited your penis in this episode. What? Don't worry, it was so small that you can't even see it. Oh, okay. It's less than a pixel. Perfect. Great, great, great, thanks. Can you send me that clip?

No, also I wanna make sure, because people love, on the internet, they love anything about- Misconstruing things. Misconstruing, anything about game grumps? Turning a, I guess not turning, turning a molehill into a mountain. Right, like people are hungry for anything

to use about, you know, to slander Making a mountain out of a molehill is the The gaming grumps, yes. So I just wanna say, no one should use any of what we just talked about because it's not a problem with the Game Grumps. It's our own mistakes and it's our full-time job as editors when we make a mistake. Did you hear how scared Matt was? He was terrified that Aaron and Brent would scream at him.

Could it be their lawyers? Yes. Their lawyers are very scary. I mean, I remember when we first left, not a week went by or it's stopped talking about us. Shut the fuck up. I remember the lawyer sent us a direct letter and mail. All caps. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. It's like he could have, you know, been a little, you know, maybe two paragraphs of,

Hello, I hope you are doing well. This is, I'm reaching out and doing this. One of those types of emails, but. Well, luckily. The shut the fuck up, I hope you are doing well. This is I'm reaching out and doing this. One of those types of emails. Well, the shut the fuck up, I guess, got the point across. Our NDA expires in 2029, so then we'll be able to finally speak the truth about the Game Grumps. Just you wait. But no, I was not scared because Brent or Aaron were abusive bosses in the workplace that would yell at me or get me in trouble.

Just me personally, I didn't wanna look like a fuck up at my job, so that's why I was scared to, because actually- You didn't wanna look like a fuck, we didn't wanna look like fuck ups, so we hid our fuck ups. Exactly. But I mean, they were never hidden.

I don't think- Oh, Aaron- There was really ever an episode that went by were they Like we're like there was always like you reupload that. Yep No, just a little there's something wrong with that. I had to fix. Okay. All right, just I remember like I think the worst Quote unquote abusive screaming episode from Brent was Just just just make sure

just make sure you give it a watch before you upload it all right that was and I still have trauma from that and Aaron God I remember one time fucking ego Raptor went slam the door to his office and just blasted music the whole time I didn't even know what artist I he didn't mean to slam his door though that was an accident he said that later't mean to slam his door though. That was an accident. He said that later. Well, broke the glass on his door. Yeah, which defeated the purpose because then the music is just coming right out. I don't even... I don't know. You know music better than I. I didn't recognize the artist but it was an interesting... it was...

it sounded... Oh, it was... like something you shouldn't be playing to the office. It was Tom McDonald in his early stuff. Yikes. But Aaron also gave me trauma once when he said, I was like, hey dude, I don't know if you saw, but I messed up when I uploaded an episode without audio this morning and I took it down And reuploaded it's fixed and he's like yeah, no problem That's fine And that's only and that's only the crust

That's only the crust on this pizza pie There's more there's more sauce and cheese to be spilled. Maybe a pineapple slice or two Oh, yeah pineapple made loads of pepperoni sausage, a lot of meat on that as well. Oh yeah, a lot of meat. Maybe some spinach and feta cheese. I don't know if feta would go with pineapple. It could, I've had it before. They're gonna, you know, now on the forums and stuff, they're gonna take what you're saying, they're gonna try to be like, What does feta represent? I think what he was secretly saying is a crack cocaine because it looks like feta cheese Aaron was doing crack cocaine at the office he

was and pepperoni Danny's got pepperoni nipples he does yikes gorgeous pepperoni nipples yeah but that area literally the color of pepperoni yeah the red like and spotted um even like, it's not like a bright red, it's like a pepperoni like deep, deep red. And kind of have the same greasy look as well. And actually on a hot day they curl up a bit, kind of how pepperonis do when they're baked on pizza. But I don't want to get too much into someone's personal.

Danny does love it when we talk about him. He loves it When we fabricate a lie on his name Constantly, it's his favorite joke. It's his favorite running bit Did you say I was in the Oath Keepers? It wasn't too happy about that one Understandably understandably, you know to be in all fairness He also was a happy about the fart you put in the Game Grumps episode. No.

Which we have shown before. We'll show it again right now. I was hoping perhaps I could interest you in checking out the new NSP video. Audio listeners even got to enjoy that one. It is one of my greatest accomplishments in life. Like when I pass away and I'm in the coffin and they're lowering it into the ground and you know my wife and my children and grandchildren they're all sobbing and you're there in your little robotic wheelchair. You can't sob because you've been paralyzed for 20 years but

the emotions there. The guy giving the eulogy is going to be basically talking about my life achievements and he's going to list that as well. My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah. Actually I want them to do that instead. I was, yeah. Now let us all take a moment to remember Matthew and look back on his works. My life be like ooh ah. Start showing like a slideshow of me and my like glory years.

And then when it gets to the end it's like I'm on the pursuit of happiness and I know everything that's shining is gonna have to go when you cry once you get it

I'll be good. And then maybe a slideshow, it switches to a slideshow of memories of me and my wife and that song is like, ooh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader. She was always right there when I need her. That song shows the divorce period and like you losing custody of the kids and there's another like in the arms like I love there being like a 30-minute slideshow of every facet of your life but the tones drastically that changed but I like it using like top 20 pop songs like

imagine dragons and stuff like real quick I, well, hold on, Matt. Real quick, I know you make fun, but just do me a favor. Imagine real quick. Imagine dragons. Fair point, yeah. Pretty, pretty epic. Yeah, I see what the hype's about. Just imagine. Maybe later in life I had like a horrible accident

involving something radioactive and I got horrible radiation poisoning, which actually led to my death 10 years later and they show my decline in my health as a slideshow and they have, Radioactive, radio, by Imagine Dragons playing. Okay.

You know? I don't think I'd recognize too by Imagine Dragons playing. Okay. You know? I don't think I'd recognize too many Imagine Dragons songs. Probably surprisingly would. I'd be surprised. Like, a lot of these, like the Cheerleader song, I don't know who sings that. I don't even know the fucking name. It's probably Cheerleader. But I have never, ever once willfully subjected myself to that song.

I think that is a truly terrible song and I know the words in the tune because every single time I've listened to it has been against my will but I've listened to it enough for it to be in my head. Or the white boys that made the reggae. Like the, uh, why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human too I'm gonna marry her anyway marry that girl marry her anyway marry that girl marry her anyway That was a live performance from his best friend Ryan McGee. Thank you Ryan. Well I actually have one more song that I didn't tell you about that I wanted to perform. We're on a pretty tight schedule, but go ahead.

Okay, I lied there again. I'm gonna perform the Beatles' wide album. Here we go. Starting from the deluxe edition with all of Paul's demos and some of John's. The long album. The long album. Hold on, our neighbors downstairs are playing Goat Yay. Listen to the bass.

Oh, you hear it? Hold up for it. I'm waiting for. You're not going to hear the chorus, but the bass line is. I'm waiting for... You're not gonna hear the chorus, but the bass line is... I'm waiting for it to kick in. It's the same. Are we never gonna hear the... Here, listen, listen, listen.

Like it's not gonna feel more full at one point? We can only hear the bass, so listen. Wait. Y'all can't hear. This is just for us. Okay, well now the bass has gone away. Bassist. You didn't mean, you didn't have to cut me off.

Make out like would never happen and now we were nothing. That's maybe you and I had a split in our 30s. Going like a stranger and it feels so rough. The Divorce of Supermega and it shows like a slideshow of both of us going our separate ways with that song. You didn't have to stoop so low. Have your friends collect your records and then change your number. Yeah that's fucked up. Having your friends collect your records and then changing your number?

What did a guy ever do? Like they stole his records? Like nice guys truly do finish last. And that's why they don't treat you like trash, because it's not what they really want to do. Because she only dates nice or bad guys, so I'll give it one last try to be who she truly wants me to. Dude, is that Ryan Higa? Might be Ryan Higaiga Ryan Hilfiger Cousin to Maya Higa who runs a really are they related pretty yeah, they're cousins. Oh I like Maya's content cuz it's like very much like animal

Conservation like just all that good animal shit all good animal shit. It's a very nepotistic YouTube family Hey, if they're using their nepotism to help some fluffy critters, some doggos maybe? Some heckin' doggos, some heckin' chonkers? Probably not doggos, more of like ostrich and like, I really, lizards and frogs, oh my. Ostriches have the biggest eyeballs in the entire animal kingdom bigger than a whales actually it was your mom's when she saw my penis after I shaved my pubart into in into my mound you know it's that fat fat part right right right that you shaved that exists over my huh to bring

it full circle do you shave your bottle to do a little heart hair? Coming out the crack With an arrow through it dude actually the arrow was coming out of my butt. I had a poop waiting to come to come Fucking cry I'm cancer. Why am I supporting this? I think this is on the tail end I guess hey everybody clicked off by this point right? Yeah, I remember what I was gonna say earlier now great way to end it I never finished talking about shaving my butt crack and my be whole do you want to finish this podcast about talking about? Shaving your your penis balls butt crack gooch whatever you want and by the way

Side note the names on screen right now. These are all people who have a shaved butthole. Except for the people who have emojis next to their name. These are people who shave their butthole but also completely shave the top of their head and eyebrows as well. Right, for Justin Bieber. So basically all I was gonna say was, I was agreeing with you, that you realize the hair is there for a reason, because when that hair goes, it starts, the first day, fantastic, I'm like damn, I feel free. It's a little bit chilly back there.

Dude yeah, you can feel the breeze. It's like woo, especially if your ass gets a little sweaty. That breeze is fantastic. But that's where the problem, that's when the problems start to come, is when your ass starts getting sweaty. Especially when the bristliness of the hair starts to come back.

That's it. That's why it's either you have to just keep it shaved and just get waxes, I guess, or just rock the hair and deal with it. Right, because once it starts growing back and you get that five o'clock shadow on your ass crack, chafe, dude. City, baby.

Every step I take is just like, ah, it was horrible It was absolutely horrible like wearing a sandpaper as underwear exactly Why do tighties made of sandpaper when I was in we should sell those that's a great idea When I was in the market for that 10th grade I shaved my my pubes, and I never shaved my piano for the principal Mm-hmm. He gave me a high five Said great great job Matthew! But I...

I didn't know how to shave anything, so I found an old rusty fucking plastic razor that was in I believe my sister's bathroom from when she lived with us. I didn't use anything.

No shaving cream or anything. I just was, fsh, fsh, fsh. Dude, and it was tugging. The next day, I was in so much physical pain. You had all those red dots too, I bet. Oh dude, it was red as hell. It looked like, and just walking.

Every single step was so fucking painful. It was like this burning, itching. And and I remember I get to biology class that day and I sit down and I was like Jesus Christ Like this is probably the most pain I've ever felt in this half of my body my biology teacher goes You know, it's so it's so nice outside that let's go have class outside today He took us on a walk for the entire class was horrible Fuck you Kevin short that let's go have class outside today. He took us on a walk for the entire class. It was horrible. Fuck you, Kevin Short. Is that his name? That's his name.

I just remember there was one time, and I wasn't like in like middle or high school. I might have been in late high school or sometime in college. I remember for the first time being like, man, I should upkeep my balls and penis. And it ended up to me kind of just clean shaving everything, making everything hairless. And that sucks.

I think just as much if not more than the shaved ass shit. Really? Dude, I hate it. To me, because like, I have a lot of hair down there. You have thick hair too. Your hair is thick. You know, I have a Wonderfully thick Extravagant pubes as Dale has said many times. I was trying to get it verbatim, right? I think I got his world. He's upset that uh His son can't grow pubes like you because I have very fine hairs That are more on the lighter side where you're you, where you've got the Indonesian, the Palestinian,

so you have that thick, that thick dark hair. And it's much more there than mine. So when I shave it fully clean shaven, I'm talking fucking squeaky, shiny, like perfect. I actually, it's much nicer. I don't get any chafing or irritation. It just feels so uncomfortable for me. I have to have my, you know, I still you still got to upkeep and maintain to an

extent but for the most part you know as the way God intended. Exactly it's always a chain reaction too because it's like you if you try to trim it you end up being like fuck I fucked it up and you have to shave the whole thing and then you're like well there's hair up on my legs going up here so I need to shave that too and the next thing you know you look like fucking Squid, there's hair up on my legs going up here, so I need to shave that too. And the next thing you know, you look like fucking Squidward Tentacles head. With his nose being the penis? Yeah, and you know, it's smooth and shiny.

And because you've been scratching, his head is your swollen nut sack. Sure. It's above the penis? Or one testicle, and then his flat mouth is the deflated testicle. Okay, and well actually, the big testicle is up, it's ascended, it's an ascended testicle and then his flat mouth is the deflated testicle. Okay, and well actually the big testicles is up It's ascended. It's an ascended testicle. It's a boil a and then the empty sack where his flat mouth is

That's what that's what? Absolutely, and it's great. All right. Bye everyone that you know this I feel like you know, we we we there's no way to really land They've they've exhausted their podcast juice for the day for sure. There's no there's no way to really land this. They've exhausted their podcast juice for the day, for sure, they're out of it. There's no way to land this well. There is, there is, there is. Okay. Ladies, did you know that us guys.

No way, what are you about to do? Is this the Matt Wadding dating show again? No, I'm not, I'm done with that. The guys, fellas, y'all know what I'm talking about. Can pop a nut. Are you sure this isn't? I'm positive this is not the dating show, but a lot of people don't know this., can pop a nut. Are you sure this isn't? I'm positive this is not the dating show, but a lot of people don't know this. You can pop a nut up inside your body.

Your testicles can go inside your body, so you have no testicles in your sack. Yeah, you just put them in your butthole. And I actually have a very exciting opportunity. I'm starting a new dating show called The Mount. called the Mawa-