supermegashow - Snail Steak | supermegashow - 049

Episode Date: February 12, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Ugh, sorry everyone. I have to get serious. I was thinking about the times that Matt and I didn't really have any means of selling our merchandise or products. But finally, we wised up and started using Shopify. So be like us, upgrade your business, and get the same checkout we use with Shopify. Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at Shopify.com slash super. It's all lowercase too. The super is all lowercase. That's Shopify.com slash super to upgrade your selling today. Shopify.com slash super. You hear that? Ugh, paid.
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Starting point is 00:01:29 49. There you go. I don't know where 42 came from. I mean. Where was it? Oh, I was thinking a truck sim. This was a truck sim episode, it would be the 82nd one. No, we already have an 82nd one recorded.
Starting point is 00:01:44 This would be 83 then. Yes. But, unfortunately for you guys, this is not episode 83 of the show. I know you're going to be very disappointed. It's only episode 49, which means the next episode is what? 50. Woohoo! So, if you're a fan of the 49ers, probably this episode is a big one for you.
Starting point is 00:02:04 If you're a fan of the number 50 probably big this episode is a big one for you if if if you're a fan of the number 50 which I know both Matt and I are And avid fans of the number 50. Yeah at 50 cent 50 I'm trying to think of other things with 50 and I really can't nifty 50 I just think like 50 50 states. There's 50 states, yeah, that's very patriotic. There's 50 stars on the American flag, also very patriotic. Look at that.
Starting point is 00:02:34 It's kind of cheating. I guess like a domino win, you know, just one leads into the other, which is, you know, maybe that's just optics at that point, right? Hey, at the end of the day There's 50 states 50 stars 50 cent the rapper I think that's good, and you know good things come in threes so or as as we like to say good things come in 50s 50s nuts hey there you go. That's fucking these nuts in your mouth. You know come on. Okay. You know yeah there you go
Starting point is 00:03:07 Probably should have saved that one for episode 50 or later in your mouth. You know? Come on, okay, you know, there you go. Probably should have saved that one for episode 50. Or later in the episode. Do you maybe wanna, I mean, nevermind. I was gonna say we should restart because that should be saved for episode 50 because then when we get to episode 50, it's like we already blew our load in 49. Well, how about this? I've been talking to our good buddy Theo Vaughn.
Starting point is 00:03:23 Now, we love Theo Vaughn over here at the Super Mega Show. And I was thinking, he was talking with some of his buddies and he might be able to get us JD Vance for episode 50. Oh! Oh yeah. What? Yeah, JD Vance. Entertainer, comedian, no, sorry, politician. JD Vance. He is a comedian. His stand-up is hilarious. That is true He gets up on stage and on that podium and just his tight five is fantastic Well, he doesn't really get up on the podium as much. No Background. Yeah, I would say like The world's richest man had more time 100% he's he's the real he's the real VP
Starting point is 00:04:03 I kind of feel bad for JD Vance because like every photo or you know everything I see since the inauguration he's just kind of like standing in the background it's Musk and the president all happy go lucky together in front of the camera and then he's kind of just like you know he just feels like he's kind of left out I'm sure he feels left out and it's kind of sad. I feel bad for the boy. If only he had some outrageous thing to say. I mean he does, but you know, comparatively, he doesn't hold a candle to Elon Musk.
Starting point is 00:04:39 Was that, sorry. Making sure we heard a beep from the computer. That's probably Musk himself hacking into the computer going stop talking about me Musk knows how to how to get the headlines going. Yeah, I did a sick high At the presidential nomination that it'll it'll make the leftist so pissed It did it really fucking pissed us off. Yeah, I Think it was there. I will this is all I'll say about this. I asked and I, you know, you know, you want to get some sort of bipartisan opinion. I asked, would you at least to a family member slash typical Republican that I know. And I asked them, and they're not a fan of Trump, believe it or not, but I asked them,
Starting point is 00:05:28 could you at least say that that looks bad, the sig-hile that Elon Musk, or sorry, the uh. Were they saying it wasn't a sig-hile? No, no, they weren't saying anything. We were just kinda talking, I was like, can you at least, just so I know I'm not crazy, because the internet likes to make you think you're crazy, likes to gaslight you into thinking.
Starting point is 00:05:47 You're crazy, you're crazy. Maybe it's not so much of a big deal. Maybe he is just autistic and he's just kind of like, he made an awkward hand gesture or something. Three times. Who knows, man? The world is a crazy place, things happen. It's crack, crack.
Starting point is 00:06:02 So I have my opinions that it was like intentional trolley you know the kind of 12 year old that Elon is. It kind of goes with his attitude but I ask this family member you know can you say it at least looks bad and there was oh yeah oh yeah and there's a lot of people also on the right that I've seen that are also like yeah You know you could at least just apologize for it. Yeah But that's just where we are in the state of politics. It is really just grab the headline instead of Well, I mean I guess it's always been it been that way
Starting point is 00:06:41 I guess it's always been distract and make money and get the little people fighting amongst themselves. Because when the little people fight amongst themselves, the big people get to do whatever they want. The little people can't collect themselves. And we're doing a fundraiser for little people next week to help them out. So tune into that. It's's gonna be a live stream. We're raising money for just, stilts are expensive, especially big metal ones, and we thought, you know, I don't know. I want to give them an equal chance. Yeah, I asked if they had any, what is it, not vibranium. Unobtanium?
Starting point is 00:07:23 Unobtanium. An avatar, that's what they're seeking What's Wolverine made out of? Oh? Um is it a real metal or is it like a fictional element fictional? He's made out of Clintonium How am I forgetting this how hold on I love an avatar there there after unobtainium Which is the fuck it's the stupidest fucking It does sound adamantium
Starting point is 00:07:51 Adamantium I think that is real Isn't it adamantium? Oh god? I I don't I might I do dumb as a science head myself I really hope I'm not dead wrong on this one chief I really hope I'm not dead wrong on this one, chief. Adamantium? I'm looking it up, I'm Googling it. No, adamantium is not real. It is a fictional man-made alloy in the Marvel universe. The US government has classified
Starting point is 00:08:14 the exact chemical composition of adamantium. So it does, you know, the US government has a classification for adamantium. Who's to say that it's not? It may just not be in our world. Maybe on some meteor, or some planet far, far, far, far, far away. You know, that was not a stutter.
Starting point is 00:08:34 That was an intentional using so many fars. It's very far away. It's space. It's a grand place. It's huge. It's massive. It's actually so massive that your brain can't even comprehend it.
Starting point is 00:08:44 You know, a lot of UFO guys. I couldn't comprehend it. You tried? I tried, I just tried. I tried with all my might and I just couldn't. Can I try? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like you get to a certain point and then like.
Starting point is 00:09:02 I can't. Yeah, right? Same as me. I can only comprehend like our solar system but anything bigger than that just my brain is just boing. Like when I start to think of the sun it doesn't make sense to me. No. A big ball of fire. A gigantic fucking glowing orb in the sky that we're not allowed to look at. That's not fair. Like it's so it's apparently so beautiful. It's and it's there all the time I can look at the moon. Yeah, why can't I look at the Sun? Why doesn't the government want us to look at the Sun? We need to start thinking about we need to start looking at the Sun more seeing what it's up to
Starting point is 00:09:35 Yeah, why you know, why are we not allowed to look at it? They tell us don't look at the Sun Why I mean, you know ads, you know always you know, they show they show us the moon is like something you should look up into the sky Oh, you know, you know, man, take baby. We're looking at the moon even though we're miles apart We're looking at the same moon the same stars, you know that type of shit But with the Sun, I mean they have the they have the happy Sun and Teletubbies and when I draw son Typically, it does have a big old smile but in real life it you know it's it's very very different yeah it's a gigantic bright glowing circle in the sky that they don't want you to look at gives people
Starting point is 00:10:14 disease it burns it does people cancer it it uh it give just it kills people just honestly it just it's it's insane that the sun kills people like when I'm thinking about it. The sun being so far away it still kills people. It like burns them alive essentially. It makes them dehydrated. They pass out due to exhaustion. I've been burned by the sun.
Starting point is 00:10:40 It's actually crazy now thinking back to like when I've had terrible sunburn all over my body thinking like that fucking gigantic nuclear explosion in the sky did that to me. It's it's Thousands of miles away. I don't know how far away it is It's very very far and it's still managed to fucking do that to me. But what if the Sun was blue or green? Would that be cool? That would be really cool Will we have like what would it be? Would you say, would you call it, we could have a green day? And maybe if it was blue, maybe everyone in the world would be a part of the blue man group when the sun's out. What if it was red? It's a very aggressive color,
Starting point is 00:11:26 and I think it promotes hostility, and I think I'd wanna step away from that, especially when we're trying to host a fun podcast. I didn't mean to sour the mood. It's fine, it's fine. Is there like a- You wanna bring it back? Yeah, bring it back with like a family guy with a-
Starting point is 00:11:47 I'm sorry man. Maybe like a Roger gag you saw on TikTok recently. The mood was high. Okay, I'll bring it back. It just makes me think of Red Hulk and the destruction that that would cause. Yeah. If that was let loose onto this world, God forbid.
Starting point is 00:12:06 And you know, red stars, I won't talk about them too much, but they do emit quite a lot of gamma rays. Red gamma rays. The worst type of gamma rays. Sorry. I have some news. What is it that you're not surprised that Disney slash Marvel is making light of red gamma rays in the newest
Starting point is 00:12:30 Captain America movie? Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Just move on. I'm sorry I got us on a bad track. You know how I get. I'm gonna put us back on the right track. Here we go. Huge news, massive news. Massive news.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Several episodes ago, or maybe it's way more than several and I just have a horrible sense of time, we talked about an event that took place in our home state of South Carolina. Monkeys. That's right, monkeys. There were a bunch of monkeys. Sitting in a bed.
Starting point is 00:13:03 They were jumping on the bed. One fell off and hit his head. a bunch of monkeys. Sitting in a bed. They were jumping on the bed. Okay. One fell off and hit his head. Then there were less monkeys jumping on the bed. They didn't learn their lesson though. No, no. But the monkeys escaped from a laboratory
Starting point is 00:13:17 in South Carolina, an experimental laboratory. They're doing all sorts of cruel and inhumane experiments on these beautiful little fellas like doing their nails It's like that's what you think of like when they're experimenting for nail polish and stuff It's like oh they instead of like, you know, like the actual like fucking Torturous experiments and the chemicals that they're really just think they're just painting their nails and the monkeys are testing the apple green Do the monkeys like the apple green? Like does this monkey get more pussy if he has apple green? Or more dick?
Starting point is 00:13:50 I'm not gonna judge the monkey. They paint his nails and they send him into a room with a bunch of female monkeys and they see what happens. They see if he gets more pussy because I think he does. They're marketing this nail polish to men and saying this will get you pussy. Green apple. This green apple nail polish, you put it on, you're gonna get some puss. I'm a barman of green apple flavor. It tastes like green apple too.
Starting point is 00:14:12 I didn't know this. You can, you can. Hey, but they actually, wait. That's a great idea. It gets the monkeys in trouble. They start, when they start like, you know, biting each other's fingers off. Little thingies, or maybe they suck on their fingers. Yeah, I was gonna say, maybe flavored isn't a good idea
Starting point is 00:14:25 for the monkeys, but for you and me, that is a genius idea, and I don't want anyone stealing that. Nail polish, that when it dries, it's like a lollipop, and you can just, throughout the day, just lick it, and get, you know, kinda suck on it, get some flavor, and like, it maintains on the nail, so like, it doesn't go away when you lick it and suck it. I'm picturing it now
Starting point is 00:14:45 It's cool, right? Incredible. That's a great idea like flavored nail polish. So throughout the day you can be like sitting in a business meeting just You know Someone's gonna steal that idea don't that that is that is a funny brothers exclusive Idea in fact that person might be with some would say among us oh okay okay Luke Luke is who I'm referencing yeah the one who edits the podcast I think there might be an imposter among us. AHH! Go to ad reads! Go to ad reads!
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Starting point is 00:15:34 I have to get serious. I was thinking about the times that Matt and I didn't really have any means of selling our merchandise or products. We were out on the street trying to flag down people on the highway, coming out of restaurants and movie theaters. But finally, we wised up and started using Shopify. And thank goodness for that. It is such a better method of getting your products out there it
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Starting point is 00:16:59 dealer studio. Exclusively on FanDuel Casino. Where winning is undefeated. 19 plus and physically located in Ontario. Gambling problem? Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. Please play responsibly. Welcome back. Oh, I know it's some tears from from from the giggle fit you just had. Welcome back everyone. Or, you know, I hope those ads were jolly and good unless you got to skip the ads then good for you. You can feel better than others. Not saying you are not saying you are, but you're allowed to feel that way. I don't want to put any
Starting point is 00:17:45 any of our fans above any other fans. It just so happens that in a sense there are people above other in a sense not like really but kind of. No I agree I fully agree I think that the patrons are better better people than the free listeners But that's besides the fact the monkeys They escaped from the lab and they had a hard time getting them back So I thought that they had captured all of them long ago. We didn't hear anything Yeah, and I think even on a previous podcast episode I I might have accidentally made the false claim that all the monkeys were captured
Starting point is 00:18:25 I might have accidentally made the false claim that all the monkeys were captured. I might have been spitting lies. Lies. Deceit. I was bearing false witness and I apologize for that because apparently there were still four monkeys that were a muck. That's not the right word. But they were running a muck. Running around.
Starting point is 00:18:44 Well they were kind of just just they were up in the tree They were weren't they all just kind of like yeah all of them were sitting in the trees and staring um I remember they said that but these four monkeys that were still on the loose They made a couple peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. They did the monkey the monk the monk yeah That would be amazing if they did What are they doing up there with binoculars? And it's like, they see them like fiddling with something and out comes like a perfectly made, what the hell?
Starting point is 00:19:10 On a plate, it's like the crust is cut off. They have like the little Muppets mugs with milk in it. Where the fuck did they get the milk? Anyway, they captured the last four monkeys and apparently they lured them in with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I wonder what kind of jelly they used. Grape, strawberry, raspberry, mango.
Starting point is 00:19:30 Fuck. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Pineapple jelly. Ew, that's not very good. I wouldn't ever turn it down if offered to me, but it wouldn't be my go-to choice if I was making a bagel. Were those, when they ran out of peanut butter and jelly at the school, were those shitty sandwiches,
Starting point is 00:19:49 the ones that looked like they had snot in between them, were those like peanut butter and honey sandwiches? I don't think I... It was on like just like white bread and they usually were like given in just like very thin plastic see-through bags and it would always have like this the the stuff smeared and it was always like way way so like too sweet for me and I never really liked the flavor but I think they just serve like peanut
Starting point is 00:20:15 butter and honey sometimes between two white pieces of bread. Which is good. Which is fine. Peanut butter and honey is a delicious sandwich. I want a peanut butter and jelly. Well if you want a peanut butter and jelly peanut butter and honey is a delicious sandwich. I want a peanut butter and jelly. Well, if you want a peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and honey's not gonna hit the spot. Especially with my carton of milk, blue by the way,
Starting point is 00:20:31 or red depending, at least it had to be white milk. If it was chocolate milk. What was the difference? I remember that. Probably like whole or two percent, one percent skim, or skim and two percent or some shit like that. Kids don't know the difference. Why are they giving them all these choices?
Starting point is 00:20:46 I have no clue. Just give them milk and chocolate. I remember, dude, when I was a little boy, there was strawberry milk you could get. And I feel like by the time I hit first grade, they stopped doing that. Is your mouth not chalky after strawberry or chocolate milk? No. After chalky milk? Some chalky, chalky after strawberry or chocolate milk? No.
Starting point is 00:21:05 After chalky milk? Some chalky, some stawabayu milk, you know? Stop, don't do that. OK. No, it's not. Does it give you that feeling? Yeah, with chocolate milk. I haven't had strawberry milk.
Starting point is 00:21:18 I've stayed away from it, because I know that it would be too strong. You've never had it? Uh-uh. Dude, strawberry milk's fantastic. I get it. It's probably like the same flavor as like, I love these, the like wafer sandwiches that are like pink or.
Starting point is 00:21:32 The crunchy ones? Yeah, but they're very flaky at the same time. They're very dainty. I love them. My aunt used to have them all the time. The strawberry ones, it tastes just like that. See, like, and that's fine, but I would only, I kind of only want that in that cracker
Starting point is 00:21:45 I don't I don't want a big gulp of that flavor. It's good We got to get you to try strawberry milk one of these days. Okay looks like Pepto I'll tell you something. I actually as a kid stopped drinking strawberry milk kind of like my cheer wine thing I've told you You know like superstition yeah because every time I drank strawberry milk someone would throw up and I was terrified of throw up dude I'm serious. Probably because when you were drinking strawberry milk you were a fucking like drooling infant like I wasn't a drooling infant I was a drooling
Starting point is 00:22:24 elementary schooler. But still, you were a child, so kids are throwing up all the time in elementary school. I couldn't imagine you're an adult today getting like, first off, I don't know where you'd fucking get strawberry milk. Actually, there's a Korean coffee shop that makes their own strawberry milk in Koreatown. That is fucking delicious. Yeah, you're gonna go there every morning for some strawberry milk. Not every morning but every time I go there I do get the strawberry milk. It's called Sharp, it's really good if you're in LA. With an E at the end? No. Just
Starting point is 00:22:54 sharp coffee. It hurts my mouth, it's very sharp. Just kidding. But every time I would drink strawberry milk, someone would throw up in my life. So I kind of, being so scared of vomit, as a young, a metaphobe, I stopped drinking it because I legitimately was scared if I had a sip, then it would trigger some kind of butterfly effect, leading to somebody throwing up around me. And you remember the kids who would drink chalky milk that threw up. No, no one ever threw up when I would drink chalky milk.
Starting point is 00:23:31 Really? No, it was just strawberries. See, I remember being in elementary school, kids were throwing up all the time. Yeah, and dude, that was a nightmare for me. I would ask my mom every morning before school. I said, Mom, is anyone going to throw up today? I mean, you'd always know because they'd have that sand over in the hallway. Oh janitor's cleanup. You're like dude when I when I would see the the the
Starting point is 00:23:54 the yellow like wet floor sign and then the The puddle of some icky stuff with the with the wood the sawd Yeah, the sawdust. Dude, I legitimately, like, just bringing this up gave me a flash of anxiety. Because I remember how it made me feel. I would see it in the hallway, and dude, I am actually feeling an anxiety right now that I haven't felt in so long. I'm remembering this like,
Starting point is 00:24:21 Put yourself together, you're with good company. You're good, you're with good company. I Mean Luke's out there and he's he's he's like a throw-up, right? No I mean he might hold you down and throw up on you as a joke But I was oh my god, dude. I was I had nightmares about that dude. There was I can't remember There's a there's like movies that do it But whenever it happens like oh poor But poor person when like someone like holds him down and the person just throws up blood on their like face and shit oh yeah there's a show your honor it's a good show I
Starting point is 00:24:54 suggest everyone watch it but in the first episode there's a character who has been fatally wounded and another character is like over him like kind of like not sure what to do like CPR He like sucking his blood like a vampire. No, it's not Vampire no Brian Cranston doesn't play a vampire, but the character like spits blood like in his face. Hold up. It sounds like a vampire Yeah, how does that sound like vampire? He's in spitting up blood got hit by a car some guys holding over him He probably just came from his neck
Starting point is 00:25:26 You probably they probably haven't it probably hasn't happened and I'm just thinking too far ahead and spoiling it for you But I'm telling you it's the big the big twist is gonna be is a vampire I've seen the whole show twice well there there's gonna be another season and they're gonna it's gonna be a vampire thing There's not gonna be it's gonna. It's gonna blow your mind. They're not making a third season because Bryan Cranston even said, like, where would the story go? Oh, they're throwing people off like they did with, okay, Andrew Garfield was like,
Starting point is 00:25:53 what are you talking about? I'm in The New Spider-Man. And then he turned out he was in The New Spider-Man. They're probably doing one of those. Just trying to throw you off the trail. Bryan Cranston, as the judge, ends up coming back as a vampire judge. Yes coming back like for season three
Starting point is 00:26:10 What I'm sorry the show returning third season I thought you meant like he's coming back as a vampire like he died or something. No, I'm not gonna spoil anything I'm not saying one way or the other I'm I think I'm very confident that I might have just spoiled the next season, that they're being very hush-hush about from what Matt says. Now, see, you're saying this with a shit-eating grin, and when the executives at Netflix see you spoiling it with such smug arrogance, dude, they might go, okay, fuck him, we're suing him, and also him and his gay little friend are never getting a Netflix series.
Starting point is 00:26:46 They wouldn't dare make a werewolf show instead, would they? That would be lame and stupid. That would be so lame. Mmm. Like out of spite, do you think they'd go from the vampire twist that they're setting up for? They scrap it because you leaked it. Like when Tarantino got his script leaked, so he's like, Fine, I'm restarting the whole movie.
Starting point is 00:27:04 And he came all over the script and uploaded it and said see fine Try to read this little shit fuckers. Yeah, which you know he's he's he's a very angry man It was odd because I don't know how that was an own You know I guess you know it gets in the way of some of the lines it does but it but it doesn't have like a thick load no not at all it's very watery and kind of a little bit yellow which means he's actually that doesn't mean that anything's wrong with the semen it's more so that the yellow is from urine that's left over in his urethra so he's very dehydrated. Okay. But like dried urine? Yeah okay you
Starting point is 00:27:41 know it's traveling through the same tubes. Yeah. The same pipes. But werewolf show, I don't know. It wouldn't be as good as a vampire show. I could, you know what? I could 100% see this happening. Netflix or some other streaming service making an original series of Twilight. You know? Oh yeah. They bring it back and it's different actors, but it's like Twilight and it has a different plot and it's it's the show well shows I feel like work better for a like a book format almost it's nice to have movie interpretations and you know, God love the Harry Potter film adaptations. That's a whole other form of people. You know, I see what you're saying, but form of people you know I see what you're saying but shows work better for telling the story that's in a book yeah just cuz you know with movies they do have a runtime and you don't want to be sitting in a theater for three hours to
Starting point is 00:28:34 make sure that they got everything right look that's why it's like good for a show if they can dull that out they can still add the detail that the books have you know in a at the same time I'm guessing as well these days, shows are beginning to be more expensive if you go for, like the new Harry Potter show, like HBO show that's being made. I can't imagine. Oh, you forgot about that.
Starting point is 00:28:56 I can't imagine the budget that's gonna be poured into that. Oh, each episode? Yeah. Tens of millions probably. We'll see, I'm sure all going to the child actors. Yes. I wonder if that going to the child actors. Yes. I wonder if that's gonna be any good. It's HBO and HBO tends to not make total shit. HBO has made some real hits.
Starting point is 00:29:15 It's just like, will it, it just, it won't have the same effect because I can't imagine, and maybe this is just me and I'll have a they showed me moment, but I don't picture kids becoming nostalgic for things off of streaming from HBO, like watching a show at home. Like I remember showing up as a kid
Starting point is 00:29:37 to one of my cousin's birthday parties to go see Chamber of Secrets. There's specific memories and my childhood reaction of fear in the theater with like all this scary shit and how loud it is. Like there's something very visceral about I think seeing those movies as a kid growing up with them at the theater that just like at TV binging just
Starting point is 00:30:00 doesn't create. I feel like kids these days won't have the same. Oh, you're saying it Sound like an old man. Yeah, hey kids these days. I feel like they won't have the same like nostalgia looking back Because you're right. It is like an experience and when you you know if you're 12 years old and you just binge the Harry Potter series on streaming in an afternoon. On your iPad. Yeah, it's like you're laying there on the couch on your iPad.
Starting point is 00:30:29 On TikTok scrolling through. While you're, like you got your phone scrolling TikTok. Texting all your friends. Eating Cheez-Its. It's like, you're not gonna get the same nostalgia as going to your friends and all of you guys going to the movie theater and you know, the loud scary sounds getting popcorn.
Starting point is 00:30:46 And also back then it was a big deal because back then you saw the movie in theaters and you're not going to be able to see it again until months later when it comes out on VHS. Like a year to a whole year down the road potentially for some movies. It took a long time from theaters to VHS or DVD. Because DVD used to, I don't know if it's the same,
Starting point is 00:31:07 and it might be still a big business, but for the longest time, I know that it's like, a lot of companies, it's like if a movie didn't do well in the theaters, who fucking cares? It could still demolish with DVDs and stuff, especially when they were popular. It's just like, I remember there was a time where if a movie was popular,
Starting point is 00:31:26 it would stay in theaters a lot longer, thus halting the ability to get that physical copy, because they'd stall the physical copy coming out, so you would go see it in theaters. Now they just throw it up on streaming, like Wicked was up on streaming 12 days after it was out, or some shit like that. Well, a lot of movies are on streaming the same day
Starting point is 00:31:43 they're in theaters. Which is fine for movies that maybe, that sometimes, like the Emoji, I don't know, that's a theater experience. No, that is a theater experience right there. Movies you typically maybe just wouldn't go to the theater to go see you could do that, but I'm still always going to,
Starting point is 00:32:01 even though the theater experience today is mostly people talking and it's like aggravating for the most part and expensive, I still really cherish the theater going experience, the bass, the audio being surround sound, the beautiful project, yeah, like it's very magical in that sense too. I have started to show up kind of in the middle
Starting point is 00:32:23 of the previews now, the era of me wanting to see all the previews is over. It just, I don't wanna be sitting in the theater for 30 minutes. Well. Waiting for shit. Back in the day, you know, before you had YouTube and stuff, the previews were actually all new to you. It's like you hadn't seen,
Starting point is 00:32:41 you wanted to see the previews because you're like, ooh, what movies are coming out? They're gonna surprise me. Yeah, you genuinely didn't know, but now it's like you can just see all the previews online and if a really cool movie's coming out, you've already heard about it on Twitter, sorry, X. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:59 Formerly known as Twitter. So it's just, the theater, it really feels like commercials instead of this fun trailer experience. Twitter. So it's just the theater is it's it really feels like commercials instead of like this fun trailer experience. And I went to a the City Walk they have an IMAX theater there that is... Sorry I was thinking of in South Park the Chinese restaurants called City Walk. No. And I was like City Walk. As in Universal City Walk W-A-L-K. Okay. For the viewers who might still be confused and think and are thinking like And I was like, city walk. Universal city walk, W-A-L-K. For the viewers who might still be confused
Starting point is 00:33:27 and are thinking like, man, walk? What do you mean? South Park. Because you got them on that thought train. Chinese restaurant. Like walking, you know, city walk. City walk, yeah. And Universal Studios, it's just like the area
Starting point is 00:33:39 before the park, it's like we're a bunch of shops and restaurants. It's got bubblegum shrimp. And not senior frogs, what is the place? The Margaritaville. Margaritaville, yes. Yeah, disgusting. Beautiful.
Starting point is 00:33:51 Where was I going? We were talking- You were at City Walk. Oh yeah, I was at City Walk and went to go see Nosferatu in IMAX because I wanted to get that audio experience because- I didn't know there was an IMAX there. Well, I wouldn't go to CityWalks IMAX because it is the most cramped. The space, and this isn't a joke, in between like, you know, sometimes you have to like,
Starting point is 00:34:14 you know, squeeze a little to get to your seat. This was insane. Like the floor had between people's shoes and the space you had, there was that much. So the backs of, regardless whether they liked it or you liked it or not, half of your foot is gonna be going over other people's shoes. Like it's very cramped in there, it's like so tight. It almost feels like, even though there's no way
Starting point is 00:34:39 this is the case, it feels like a theater back from like the late 1800s or early 1900s when like people were smaller or some shit. I don't know what it is. Like maybe like people were slightly smaller so it's like more cramped but it is like it is uncomfortably cramped in there. I'm not going there. That won't work for me. I'm a movie pisser. I have to get up several times throughout the theater experience Unfortunately, you would not be able to or it would be well It would be a whole thing for you to be able because like I would get you're having to step on people's feet the whole time
Starting point is 00:35:15 Yeah, and every time I have to get up during a movie in a theater to pee I get very paranoid that everyone else around me is mad at me and every time I get up again to pee because I Have a small bladder. I don't know I just like I have to pee several times throughout most movies and every time I get up It's more anxiety of like everyone's looking at me and everyone's being like again, and they are looking at you. Are they? Oh, yeah, I do this I go and the whole theater goes And looks to where I'm pointing in unison, and they see you going.
Starting point is 00:35:47 They stop the movie. And you can hear, like, as soon as you leave, people go, they all look around at each other and go, can you believe this guy? This is like, what, the third time? Jesus, I'm trying to enjoy a movie here. You know, as the movie's still continuing, we're all, like, having a conversation,
Starting point is 00:36:01 missing a part of the movie, but I feel that, you know, that's not blame on us, that's blame on you for distracting the whole theater. It is, and a part of the movie. But I feel that that's not blame on us, that's blame on you for distracting the whole theater. It is, and I feel bad about it. Especially like, if I'm wearing jeans and my key chain is clipped to my jeans, which apparently is, people have made fun of me and called me a school janitor and a lesbian.
Starting point is 00:36:22 Well, in real life, in the real world, the biggest problem was your watch. I remember one time, we've talked about it before, we were at the Galleray and you had to leave it on top of one of the pillars because you were so anxious about it. You didn't know how to turn it off. It would just go beep beep. No, I'm wearing the same watch right now. But now you know how. No, you figured it out or it just...
Starting point is 00:36:44 Yeah, I figured it out. I had to like look it up, but it's this Casio watch the classic F91w and you and it no one stole it well no one checked the top of a pillar Yeah, you're a very tall boy So you could be pretty confident that a majority of the people walking by wouldn't be able to reach it I just stand on my tippy toes, and I was like put it up there and Also, it's like an $18 watch, so I don't think if someone finds it they're not gonna be like, oh shit!
Starting point is 00:37:09 I don't know. It is a cool watch, it's the Bin Laden watch. And Bin Laden was very fashionable. He was. I mean, there's that video of him singing Poker Face and he's wearing heels and he's got a pearl necklace on and he's got hoop earrings. He's wearing some.
Starting point is 00:37:26 The eyeshadow he used, that deep purple. Oh my god, it's gorgeous. The like, what is it? It's a gradient but it's like the fading he did. He can't score amazing. Okay, yes, that's the word. And also like he's wearing like the Dior top, the Gucci belt.
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Starting point is 00:39:36 What's that? Some worship song. That's a worship song? At this place called Lake Genoleska that I used to go to with my youth group. Wait. In South Carolina? North or south? Lake Genoleska.
Starting point is 00:39:52 You'd go on like trips? Like weekend trips? Mmhmm. Weekend trips and there were a bunch of other youth groups that went there. Did you have a big lake? Yes. And there were a bunch of other youth groups that went there. There was a volleyball court that you could walk around the lake.
Starting point is 00:40:03 They had a little like sidewalk thing. Yeah, wait, what, um. There was a main house where they had the worship area with the stage, but that you could also separate and went into separate workshops and stuff. Did you, did it have like bunk bed sleeping quarters? Dude, I think I went there. Hey, we might've been there at the same time at some point.
Starting point is 00:40:20 I remember there were other churches there. There was another church there, but they were like separate, separated. You'd stay in a house where like, typically for us it's like the adults and everyone stayed on the second floor, the community, the community area, or like the living room,
Starting point is 00:40:34 but the kitchen was middle, and then most people slept on the bunk bed stuff on the bottom floor. But there are a bunch of different houses that were rented out to youth groups. So there were different layouts, of course. Yeah, mine didn't have a second floor, but that just sounds so familiar.
Starting point is 00:40:49 And I remember, it was like, get together on Friday afternoon, we take a bus to this camp that was a couple hours away. Stay for the weekend. Yeah, it was fun, honestly. Those, what were they called? Youth group trips? Youth retreats? Retreat, retreat, yeah. That's what it was fun. Honestly like those What were they called like youth retreats like you retreat retreat? Yeah, that's what it was called. Those retreats were like Genuinely, you know, I know we goof on Christianity X Y & Z Cuz they're awful. I'm fun. I do they were I have great memories. They were really fun
Starting point is 00:41:21 Are you looking for a vape to suck? No, I was making sure this guy was all good. No, I think he got twisted back. I think he was like this, so he should be like this again, I believe. Right? Cause I think we did this, then we did this, and I thought we did this again. We did that, but I don't know if they-
Starting point is 00:41:41 And then he turns back around for the final little swoop, huh? I don't know, we he turns back around for the final little swoop. I Don't know we might have skipped Facing we didn't draw people's attention to it, but we were I was trying to get him through a series of Five episodes get him to do a complete spin and I'm making sure you know I think I think I think he did it you did it You know It's all these Easter eggs
Starting point is 00:42:06 that we don't draw attention to, even though we drew attention to this one. Big brain. There's lots of stuff though that, you know, you gotta look closely to see. Like, we mix stuff up all the time in the background. I mean, a lot of the stuff kind of stays, you know, like the big stuff,
Starting point is 00:42:21 but in terms of like the movies and the stuff that we give a spotlight to that's turned out, we kind of change up here and there. You guys might notice. We try to change, you know like the big stuff but in terms of like the movies and the stuff that we give a spotlight to that's turned out We kind of change up here and there you guys might know try to change You know the decoration in the center table a little the fish tank is back. Yes filled with water It's just not turned on because the fish tank was like you couldn't you can look throughout episodes I would love for someone to go on reddit or something and make like a gif of like zoom in on the fish tank and show it throughout the episodes getting More and more drained and nasty, but we moved it out into the kitchen area for a while They're out there for like two months. Yeah, or like a month. So on Friday. I was like, you know what I'm doing it and I I
Starting point is 00:43:02 Was surprised at how nasty it can get without any fish at all. I had to clean all the rocks and like, dude, everything was covered in slime. Like the little castle and the plants, I had to fucking spray them with hot water and then. Who are the boys you get to like clean up a fish tank? Who are the guys you buy for them?
Starting point is 00:43:23 Like the little dudes, they're not hermit crabs that clean it, they're snails. Oh, I thought you were talking about people. No, they're little snails, snails you get. We could get a snail for in there. Chuck! You know, from Finding Nemo. Okay, let's cool it with the Finding Nemo references, okay?
Starting point is 00:43:37 Wee, wee. Stop. Wee, and then he does a little, you know? I know, I told you to chill with those references to finding Nemo. Okay. And you know why. We could get a Snailfer in there. You know?
Starting point is 00:43:51 It has a filter. Would it live? Yeah! I mean it's... The water is great. Yeah, but doesn't it need fish to like poop and be dirty and shit? Wait, that's a good point. Like it's, you know, it's a, what is it called?
Starting point is 00:44:05 We learned this in biology. A symbiotic relationship. It could be a symbiotic relationship with us. You could just take shit in there like once a month. Just shit in the first day. I think that would kill it. I don't think so. I think taking a hot shit in there once a week would kill it.
Starting point is 00:44:22 Or maybe go, maybe be like Squidward after it has its first bite of a Krabby Patty exactly it's only had fish shit for its whole life and what do fish eat fish food which is just flakes of nothing what do I eat nothing but cookies and candy so if I took a shit it might blow its mind might be like magic food to fucking feast you know a feast of the ages like if you were starving on an island all of a sudden, someone out of the sky fell a table and then a plate and then a bunch of fried chicken, mashed potatoes, a big old steak. Cartoon style where it all lands one at a time.
Starting point is 00:44:59 You know, a plate of salad and fruit. And then spaghetti, but the noodles fall and then the sauce and then the meatballs and then the meatballs go and then the cheese goes yes we're picturing we have great imaginations but basically that's what would happen for the snail I think we should get a snail if you were to poop in the or take a a crap in the fish tank. That's a word that is just not used anymore. I gotta go take a crap.
Starting point is 00:45:28 Crap? I was thinking about the word crap last night. Fuck, I gotta go take a crap right now, dude. Dude, I gotta crap so bad. Ah, crap. That was one that was in my daily lexicon for a very long time and now it's just. Old news.
Starting point is 00:45:43 You know what's in? Shit, I think shit's just shits just back do do shits always been here baby shit shits never gone what the shit oh what the shit what the heck let the shitty fuck we need to bring back crap crap there I did it like because also YouTube they're cracking down on swear words more I don't even know if you can say cracking because it's so close to the slur cracker The racial slur cracker leap that yeah, no no because then it sounds like you're saying something very different the racial slur Oh, I would love to say Cracker, but I'm not allowed to write Cracker we're talking about the food. Can you believe
Starting point is 00:46:31 Some some crackers got all pissy about that and actually got certain businesses to cave hate speech really You know really I was called Cracker once. What a bunch of babies. Seriously, a bunch of smart guys. You guys don't like it when we call you the N-word, so... Dude, that argument is ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:46:54 It's stupid, yes. Equating Cracker to the N-word? Same thing. It hurts my feelings just as much. Let's look at the historical context of the two words? Cracker, you know, it's been used for first for centuries to oppress Us white folk and to keep us down Damn and we didn't let it You know if you look at the course of American history Mm-hmm us whites didn't let the slur cracker bring us down. In fact, sure
Starting point is 00:47:23 We might have owned all the businesses. We might have owned all the land, the banks. All the money, all the power. But we reclaimed it. Yep. Cracker is ours. And it's here to stay. You know, back to the snail.
Starting point is 00:47:41 We could get a snail and we could do like a sweepstakes where the fans can submit names. Snail stakes We could get a snail and we could do like a sweepstakes where the fans can submit names. Snail steaks. Sure. Which might be really cute if you were to cook up a snail and create a little steak out of it. Here's what we'll do. Okay. We'll get a snail. Okay. The fans get to name the snail.
Starting point is 00:48:00 Reggie. Actually, never mind. There's no contest. Reggie's a great name, we're gonna go with it. Reggie the snail. And I say, people will be able to see him. Dude, you know what, if we actually, if we did get a snail, like throughout the episode, people would be able to like time lapse it and see him like moving around the tank
Starting point is 00:48:16 and then fatten him up. And you know, 10, 20 episodes from now, make a snail steak. Try it on the podcast. Remember that, I think it was a DreamWorks movie about the snails of that race? Do you remember that animated movie that came out about the snails that race? Yes, Turbo. Did you see it? It was called Turbo. Did you see Turbo? No. I didn't. I was too old for Turbo when it came out. How did I remember the name like that? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:48:40 You must have, it must have connected with some neurons back when it was in its marketing era Turbo did you did you see bolt Owen Wilson? What the fuck dude? I was thinking of bolt before you said that like I associated these movies together That one's Disney it is and I did see bolt no bolt Disney ride though I'll have Guardians of the Galaxy Spider--Man but no Bolt World. No Turbo World? Yeah sorry I said it as a slip up but all of a sudden it got me thinking. I meant to say Bolt World but I said Boat World. But also why don't they have Boat World? Why no Boat World? Where's Boat World? Where's Disney's Boat World? Disney. Like think about it. Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Animal Kingdom, Boat World.
Starting point is 00:49:27 That would be fucking awesome. Just a bunch of boats, a bunch of different steam boats? Steam boat, well they do have a steam boat. Steamboat Willie. They can move the steamboat to Boat World. You take it out of, at Disneyland right now, where is it, it's in like California Adventure. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:43 Fuck that dude, Boat World, put it in Bo it in boat world you know cruises can depart from boat world yeah like to get on your Disney Cruise you go to boat world and then you you go through boat world and get on the cruise from there they always have a movie theater playing where the center focus is in some way a boat mm-hmm like it's playing a boat movie yeah like a boat. Mm-hmm. Like it's playing a boat movie. Yeah. Movies about boats. Yeah or at least just a compilation of scenes where characters are using boats or characters are using other characters as boats like Mowgli with Baloo in the Jungle Book. Or like Swiss Army Man. True. He's using a
Starting point is 00:50:19 court. I don't know if that's, is that Disney owned? It's not Disney. No. Well Disney owns everything in one way or another. If Swiss Army Man is on H no well Disney owns everything in one way or another if Swiss Army man is on Hulu Then Disney owns it technically I guess They have licensing rights call up a call up our Hulu guy Love him he's great, dude Hulu Michael I was trying to in my brain the year is returning I was trying to think of a name that rhymes with Hulu and I couldn't think of one so I was like Michael. Swiss Army Man. Watch Swiss Army Man streaming online.
Starting point is 00:51:03 Hulu. I clicked the Hulu link. Okay Yeah, it says no, okay, so it's Hulu but you have to add cinemax to your plan for 9.99 a month Oh, you mean skin a max? Yes. Nice. Nice perverts over at cinemax That's what they called it and eight dude my HBO was fucking it's for boobies with Cinemax the other one back in the day Yes, yeah Like the old like late night channel where you do is like like channel a thousand something or whatever the fuck it was and it Was static if you didn't like HBO if you didn't have HBO and you went to the channels. Yeah
Starting point is 00:51:38 No, I was about to say massive soprano spoiler good thing I didn't okay about the finale I was just about to casually stands or just another fast How the show ends yeah how the show just ends I was literally gonna just yes Apparently stands just ends you like it you know the finale yeah, so I was all shows end yep I was gonna bring about crystal blue persuasion Oh, yeah, it's not the finale song, I don't think. But it is in season five. Yes.
Starting point is 00:52:08 Episode eight of Breaking Bad. Yeah, what's the song in the finale? Sopranos? No. Don't Stop Believin'. No, no, no, no, I know that one. Oh. Even though I haven't seen the show, but Breaking Bad, what was the?
Starting point is 00:52:17 Baby Blue. Baby Blue. By Bad Finkert. That's right. My baby blue. It's a good song. You see, like, it's really cool. Not to spoil Breaking Bad,
Starting point is 00:52:27 and I'm trying to refrain from spoiling, but just one of the final shots is after Walter White lets out one of the fattest nuts and the camera's panning out. It's all over his pants. And the song starts playing and it just pans out until the sirens are coming because they were alerted that some man was masturbating.
Starting point is 00:52:44 And I, well, I can't get to that's getting into spoilers yeah that's spoiler sorry but really good shot it's got the whole Hawaiian Island chain down his jeans I stole that from righteous gemstones how dare you I didn't write that line righteous gemstones I heard is third season coming out soon right you were you were to fourth and it's the final okay fine fine so they are ending it. They're ending it yeah. That's good though. They already finished filming it it's coming out in March. I cannot wait dude. I love right. You gotta watch it dude. It's filmed in South Carolina and also with your Christian upbringing you would like I find it very funny. Because I gotta
Starting point is 00:53:18 watch that and there's I also have to watch The Curse which you've recommended. I've kind of saved these to watch with you like I've done with Nathan for you in the past dude if you I just always felt like I'll watch it eventually with Matt let's because you'll always be around we should start watching it at the office like it's a you want to watch an episode of the curse take a little break what if it put what if what if it scares me and I'm too scared to go home because I watched the curse because I'm too scared of being cursed you know no you're not gonna be cursed does someone get cursed in the first episode yes 100% I'm not gonna be they get because of their own actions well what
Starting point is 00:53:50 if I cut someone off to make to make it on an exit so I don't have to drive an extra 15 minutes home no listen Nathan Fielder someone curses me from another car but they can't do that it's not how it works he gives a little girl who's raising money outside of a grocery store He gives her a hundred dollar bill But it's just for his TV show and then he asks for it back after the cameras are off and he takes it back And she goes I curse you she curses him and he goes But then things start happening like his penis falls off
Starting point is 00:54:20 well you do what I like about the curse is it'll just like cut to like a new scene where Nathan Fielder is in the bathroom is the establishing shot and it'll be like him peeing and just starts on his penis. It'll just start with his penis peeing and then like just pan up to his face. Well, his stunt doubles penis. I don't know. It could actually be his penis. Isn't a whole like. He has a no. he has a micro penis from the show so it's tiny.
Starting point is 00:54:47 That's what I'm saying. So that's what I'm saying. It's like they made it for the show or some shit. It's just, I love that. It's so fucking funny because it's just, it really catches you off guard. Who would have been able to call that like, Emma Stone would have just been like one of the people where it's like you see them advertised in a movie and it's like oh I'm definitely very interested in seeing what this is. Unfortunately I wasn't able to go see um... Something Things? Yeah, no, Kinds of Kindness? Is that what it's called right? The one where she plays like the...
Starting point is 00:55:20 The one with Jesse Plemons? Oh no, I didn't... No it looks good. No but Pretty Thing. I started it, but I didn't get far. It's really good. I've only seen it once and I really want to see it again. I started it, but my girlfriend started crying and you know what happens when women start crying. It was Mark Ruffalo because let me guess, she was scared that he'd turn into the Hulk not knowing that that's just a completely different movie. It's Mark Ruffalo cuz let me guess she was scared that he'd turn into the Hulk not knowing that that's just a completely different movie He's yep. It's Mark Ruffalo playing a different character
Starting point is 00:55:47 He's not gonna turn into the Hulk much less the Red Hulk because that's Harrison Ford Fuck you put that whole shit in her head and she cries every night So pissed at you for fucking introducing her to that idea someone has to think about it You know like there are people up at night You know in our military thinking about well war strategy and all that shit There has to be someone thinking about if the Hulk is unleashed on this God on this God-given earth what the hell are we gonna do as humanity to one stop it or I don't think we could stop it what are we gonna do to prevent at least some of
Starting point is 00:56:18 the destruction we were all about limiting the destruction that could be caused by a Hulk that were to be unleashed, regardless of red or green. This is what President Trump thinks about as he lays awake in bed at night. Thinks about... If only. How could he stop it? You know, if the... I think the world would be a lot better place if that's what he used his mental energy for.
Starting point is 00:56:38 And for those of you typing in right now in the comments, for those of you making a yellow Hulk joke after that, stop. Okay, that's a president. An orange Hulk. the comments for those of you making a yellow Hulk joke after that stop okay that's a president orange Hulk whatever yellow Hulk isn't real well yellow Hulk is the midway between green hulk that exists red Hulk I haven't seen it before I'm gonna look up yellow Hulk and see if it's cannon you know that's another that's a new fear I haven't even really thought of I know you don't use
Starting point is 00:57:08 social media But that didn't stop me from adding you on Twitter recently. I don't know if you saw Did you see when I added you on Twitter? I didn't cuz I don't really Should I go check I could show show you. Oh shit. What? Is there yellow Hulk? You're fucking with me. There is a yellow Hulk. Gender, male, hair, black, skin, yellow. What? Yeah, from earthtrn843 The designation used in this article is unofficial.
Starting point is 00:57:44 Hulk was among the many superheroes whom The designation used in this article is unofficial. Hulk was among the many superheroes whom AIM outfitted with brainwashing devices. As Yellow Hulk, he became an enforcer of AIM's rule in Advanced Idea Manhattan. So there is a Yellow Hulk. I don't like that. Phenotically, there's a Yellow Hulk. I just added you, because this was on my timeline.
Starting point is 00:58:02 Oh, dude. Dude, I can't wait to go see Red Hulk. It's definitely not going to be just like a 5 to 10 minute sequence in the movie. No way. It's gotta be, it's gotta be, it's gotta be, it's gotta be, it's gotta be, it's gotta be, it's gotta be, it's gotta be, it's gotta be, it's gotta be, it's gotta be, it's gotta be, it's gotta be, it's gotta be, it's gotta be, it's gotta be, it's gotta be, it's gotta be, it's gotta be, it's gotta be, it's gotta be, it's gotta be, it's gotta be, it's gotta be, it's gotta be, it's gotta be, it's gotta be, it's gotta be, it's gotta be, it's gotta
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Starting point is 00:58:33 Not because it's about the Tuskegee Airmen, right? Well, that too. And it's Red Tail, isn't it? Yes. Red Ones. I said Red Dogs, I think. Yeah, even worse. What is it, Red Tails? In your fucking fucking head it's spelled D-A-W-G-Z-E-S-U-P-S-H-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A Brothers the Tuskegee air brothers. Okay guys that's enough Tuskegee is a cool word. Well, he's a fucking awesome. Yes Tuskegee. It's cool now almost sounds Italian Tuskegee
Starting point is 00:59:18 What I Shouldn't have brought up Italians. Um, if you look on screen, there's a list of Italians If you want to be Italian like these people you're can go to patreon.com slash supermega. Which be careful because once you go Italian, you never go back. You do not. Not in like the cool way. No, a lot of people wish they could go back, but. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:59:38 You're legally not allowed to. No, you cannot. That would be deceiving the American people. And there needs to be a registry and it needs to be known whether you fornicated or you know or you are an Italian. I have not gone Italian, neither has Ryan. Nope. We will never go Italian.
Starting point is 00:59:52 Unless we're talking about Olive Garden because those unlimited breadsticks make me go crazy. We also have a show called Uncle Sleepover on our Patreon. Very fun. You know, we talk over movies. If that sounds like something that you'd enjoy, maybe go check it out. And a show, we gotta ask Supermega,
Starting point is 01:00:09 where you guys get to ask us questions. We got all sorts of fun stuff on our Patreon. And sticky stickers. Stickers! You get stickers in the mail every single month, if you're a podcast producer, and you get your name in every new episode, like these names here.
Starting point is 01:00:22 We didn't mention the most important thing. If you want more of this episode, on our Patreon, if you join, you will get the Super Mini Show, which is an extra scoop, an extra sloppy serving of this podcast. We'll be recording that right after we end this episode, which, you know, rumor has it Matt will do very soon.
Starting point is 01:00:43 So keep in mind, if you wanna hear more, you'll have to go over to the Patreon to listen to the mini- Bye!

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