supermegashow - Sovereign Citizens | supermegashow - 050

Episode Date: February 19, 2025

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Okay, so loot lake, the amount of items in chests is high and the amount of players is medium. Matt, everything you're reading in that fortnight magazine. Tanafi Shores, amount of items in chests very high. Matthew, Matthew, Matthew. Everything you're reading in that magazine might Might be gone. What do you mean? They it's for they delete a cosmic this cut the cosmic shift of fortnight is about to change forever

What is it they just announced and I saw on a on a leak account They announced that there is a potential that they are going to be adding a red Hulk skin in Fortnite. Which for all of us who are, you know, have who have been following along this channel knows that that can only mean that potential like server crash we're talking like like when we went from 99 to 2000 type of type of type of technological crash because we've always we've always pondered the Red Hulk in our universe but we've never thought about the rat that the havoc he could wreak in a did in the digital realm

So what you're saying is This magazine I'm reading this fortnight magazine I'm reading pointless Only time will tell. And Red Hulk. He might have already been released by the time this comes out. I think this is scheduled to release after his release. It's supposed to coincide with the movie Captain America and the Freedom Team and that movie has the Red Hulk in it Harrison Ford representing the Red Hulk. He's like 90 years old. I know but you know I mean Indiana Jones fan they gotta have that money we got Harrison

Ford is the Red Hulk. I mean I'm gonna be sitting in the theater for it. You're gonna get you're gonna get hurt. Well, I think it's worth... It's like a beautiful meteor shower. You're only alive to see it every once in a while. And you gotta take the moment and grasp it while you have it. And this is like...seeing Red Hulk in cinemas is like seeing Haley's Comet. You know, I heard that for the 4D experience,

they blast viewers with gamma rays. They have like basically this little machine upfront that just emits a blast of gamma rays. So that would be insane. And that would be, let's say like a theater, what seats about like 100 to 200 people depending on the theater. Sure. So like that's one to 200 little hulks or I guess regular

sized hulks running around and that's just in one theater. No no no no. I don't think it's enough gamma radiation to hulkenize someone. I think it's just enough to give them like radiation poisoning. Oh. As like part of the experience. Well then I'm not too worried. I mean you know we see it in California all the time, like even fast food drive-throughs, you know, like our food or the paint in our walls will give you cancer. Proposition 62 or something.

Yeah. It says, in California, everything gives you cancer, is basically what it says. In like a shorter form. But what if someone goes and sees the 4D experience multiple times? Think about it. Like if a dude went and he saw the Captain America's Freedom

friends and he gets hit with the gamma rays and then he sees it again like a double feature, he gets hit with more gamma rays, but then he likes the movie even more. It's almost like you know how people can be addicted to chocolate or alcohol you know. What if someone gets addicted to the gamma radiation? Like it's like you know it's like people have their kinks and kinks are rare sometimes. What if this is a rare kink and and all it takes is one to go see this movie time and time and time and time again as a fan just because they love it so much and get hooked would that be enough to

hope fully hulkenize someone it probably yeah I'm hoping that that they have some kind of security in place some kind of like I'm hoping that they've thought about this and they basically don't let people, like it's like you can only see it once, once per person, you know. Like a limit. Oh man, but what if like, what if the, I don't think they thought this through,

because think about the guy that's up in the projector booth, like that presses play on the projector, he's probably getting, you know, gamma radiation goes through walls, he's probably getting hit with know gamma radiation goes through walls. He's probably getting hit with it over and over and over again without even realizing it. Could gamma radiation be in the room right now and we couldn't even see it?

Can we smell it? Technically, no. Can I taste it? You can't. You can't see it. You can't smell it. You can't taste it. It's the invisible killer

Meet the man who has an incredible ability to taste gamma radiation Just like dude. It's like me in a sweater vest on in like circle glasses. Yep. There's definitely some Like on dr. Phil or some shit, so you can taste gamma radiation Yes, I can what can taste gamma radiation? Yes I can. What is a gamma ray? A gamma ray is used to hulkenize someone in the rare instance that they were to receive too much of the, gamma rays make hulks.

Okay. I love, like. Just not paying attention. Okay. You know, well I love it. I love it. Just not paying attention. Okay. You know, well I saw Dr. Phil. You did see him. Apparently. Well I did see him in real life. I saw him in person as like a 17 year old.

He was 17 when you saw him? No, I was 17. I was taking a tour of like the studios and he drove past with one with his one of his dogs I guess I've had a dog was it okay small a golden retriever looking thing Maybe I don't know also my memory like I can't all I remember is like a dog Maybe it wasn't who the fuck knows what type of dog it was honestly, but it was but it was dr. Phil It was it was

100% dr. Phil but dr. Phil apparently went on like he like just went to the border or something to cover like deportations or something. He's a journalist now. And was just like interviewing people. I haven't I haven't I haven't watched the segment because I'm not a Dr. Phil fan but we mentioned Dr. Phil and that's the most recent thing I've heard about him because like What other than that he he started his Dr. Phil podcast. I'm guessing Yeah, he's doing all these crazy bits. He's doing YouTube videos where he's like today I dressed up like a Mexican and I'm gonna try to cross the border illegally to see if they can catch me

I wish that's what he was doing. Dude. I would have a lot of respect for him Which yeah, maybe like a son he's like he's pulling like the southern dad like pulling up to a top like a southern dad pulling up to a Taco Bell vibe Oh oh oh can I have dose tacos por favor and it's just something like white 15 year old high school Okay, yeah after hard Hard Please okay My dad would always give up well, no he wouldn't give up he would just like He would lessen it. I guess, as the meal went on, except for then at the end, he would, I guess,

get a little confidence, because he's like, well, I finished my meal, I'm about to leave. Gracias, senors. He probably had a shot in the bathroom. Yeah, he had a problem with that. Shot of heroin. He comes out like. Gave him the classic heroin confidence.

He just walks, he just falls through a table. Oop, oops. How do you say sorry? Donada? Huh? How do you say sorry in Spanish? Donada? I feel like they never taught us.

I had three years of Spanish and I don't think they ever taught us how to say sorry. Well, you should never apologize for being who you are. That's a great point. And as a culture, they put that in their language or it's like we're gonna make it impossible for anyone to apologize for who they are because that's just not a core tenet of who we are as people.

Exactly, I like that. We're proud. That's not actually the truth. I'm sure there's a few knuckleheads out there that are like, wow, I never knew. I never knew the Spaniards were so strong. Ryan's so learned about this stuff? It sounds so believable.

Learned. I genuinely wish that we still pronounced the ED, like, at the end of a verb with how they did in olden days. Like, learned, blessed. We should bring it back. I think some people still do with specific words. I have heard... To put emphasis on what you're talking about.

Because if you say learned, it's like, I learned something. You're a learned person. I guess learned is different from learned. Because learned is like the past tense, but learned is like a description. Learned is like a past tense verb. Right. It's like I learned something describing you learn it is present and Past and he was very he was a very learned man. It's Pat. It's it's past they wouldn't say that about us

They'd go those were a couple of knuckleheads. They say they were just a couple of goofballs couple goobers But They were just a couple of goofballs couple goobers But Come on man, sorry you said you said it not me. I don't want to blame your mind not not mine's mind Okay, I will not my eyes mind not the eye of my mind's mind bitch I really like that. Yeah, you're going to like what I have to say. Has your third eye opened? Well, this might open my third eye.

Oh shit. Because... Is this breaking news? I see you're looking down at your phone. It is breaking news for you and I right now in this present moment. But not for the people that are going to eventually listen to this a few weeks later. No, because this actually does apply to the listeners a few weeks from now. It applies to every single person listening no matter when you're listening. I asked

Mr. Chat GPG. I said, is there gamma rays in the room right now? And it said, yes. There are gamma rays in the room right now. Gamma radiation is naturally present in the environment, coming from cosmic rays, radioactive materials in the earth, and even some everyday objects. However, the levels are typically low and not harmful to human health. If you want to measure them, you'd need a specialized detector like a Geiger counter with a gamma sensitive probe I phones are super advanced these days. Maybe there's a Yeah, look I'm looking up I said are they going through me and it said yes gamma rays are passing through you right

now gamma radiation is highly penetrating and could travel through most materials including your body emf radiation detector reader get it has 4.5 get it huh get it we need to I need I need to know how much radiations in the Get it? Has 4.5 Get it. Huh? Get it. We need to- I need to know how much radiation's in the room with us right now. Fuck dude, we have the uranium out there. The little vial of uranium ore? I'm downloading it, I'm downloading it. It's for age 4 plus years old.

Okay. So 3 year olds. Sorry. You're just gonna have to suck it up and deal with the radiation wherever you are. Hold on, hold on. I'm not no, it's okay. I can be patient for this. I can ask you to rate the app and I haven't even used it now. It's putting me viewers can be back to a website for some reason. I don't know why I have to wait for the ad to get done. I have to skip this video ad. This is for our health and well-being. Okay.

Okay. There's a symbol, like, Moo. Looks like we're on the low end here, you know? It says 36. Wait, it's green though. Does that mean we're in, like, Hulk and I's level still? Yeah, exactly. Or does that just mean, like, green good? Because for Hulk, green not good. Green bad. Green mean angry. Green mean destruction.

Unless you're talking about... We need to talk about the pussification of the Hulk in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. What happened to Angry Hulk? Hulk smash! It's a simple thing. It's the Hulk! But now they have glasses on him, he's wearing clothes, he's eating a burrito, it's even a meme at this point.

What's going on? They're trying to weaken us men so we don't fight back. But we gotta stay strong. Go to the gym every day. In a world where this guy has an online following and he starts a Like a weekly workout routine, you know using using the pussification of Green Hulk Specifically the Marvel Cinematic Universe's Hulk. The pussification of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

And Red Hulk, they've made him red. What else is red? The flag of communist China. Think about it. Hmm. Don't have to. The head of a penis is red and they got Indiana Jones to play him. Just just just just so we could just bite down on that pill even sweeter. Fucking... Why did they get Harrison Ford at like however old he is to play the Red Hulk? Harrison Ford at like they were old he is to play the Red Hulk the original actor who was cast as this character like general I can't remember his name general something he passed away oh and so I guess the studio is like we're gonna recast him and why not just big name Harrison Ford is supposed to be

old known for being angry he is he's older he's a Red Harrison Ford supposed to be old known for being angry. He is he's older He's a red Hulk is supposed to be an older. No I mean, yeah, Hulk can be anyone, you know, like I mean Nick Nolte was some sort of crazy electric Gamma monster in the Ang Lee true Eric Banner Hulk True, you know all these names dude. Like you have this crazy encyclopedia. It's like you have a Rolodex in your brain. Dude, in Ang Lee's Hulk, Eric Banna Hulk has

to fight Poodle Hulk dog, Pitbull Hulk dog, and like a Rottweiler Hulk dog. The Poodle Hulk dog scared the shit out of me. Are you dogs. Yeah. And the pit bull one gets a super wide mouth. And he then the Hulk has to kill these Hulk dogs. I'm sorry. Are you telling me animals can be Hulkified? Yeah. Nick Nolte, Hulk who plays the Hulk's father. He Hulkifies animals, including a poodle, which is horrifying. Think about that. about that a muscular mean poodle. That's rabid I'm talking like I like the the little white poodles are like the type of poodle. That's like a big dog here I'll show you cuz you know how there's like two types of poodles. I'm just the big ones I'm in the stupid fucking little ones poodle. Hull. I hate poodles. I'm being honest. I

Don't want to get any backlash for that. Just being honest. I hate poodles, and I hate those honest. I don't wanna get any backlash for that, just being honest, I hate poodles. And I hate those little white dogs that have shit around their eyes. It turned into like this. Oh, what the fuck? And then this is the pit bull. Look how wide its mouth is and shit. Dude, it's fucking chopping on his shoulder, right?

I'll have Luke. Luke will have to put those photos in although I love this look at look at the whole he kind of has that like Minecraft Steve head in the ang Lee version oh totally yeah I kind of like that I like when the Hulk is just like his humanity is maybe that's just because the CGI isn't as great as today he's more like blocky and more like I just like what he's just another thing like it goes from a regular man to the Hulk. Like they don't try to make him look proportionally like the human... like if a real man were to

turn into the Hulk, it would look different. This is like very... they're having fun with the proportions. It looks good. And I hope you all are enjoying episode 50s, by the way. I hope you're enjoying the first 20 minutes-ish of the 50th episode. Guys, have you heard the Hulk bit they did? I mean, they just talk about, if you're a Hulk fan, the first 20 minutes of Super Mega Show episode 50 is a must watch or listen. It's gonna be on r slash hulk.

They're gonna like people are gonna post it to r slash hulk. They're gonna clip the whole thing the whole like 20 minutes and be like you guys have to see this. Do you think there's r slash hulk and r slash red hulk? I don't know. I would like I think our user u slash super mega show that's our reddit account I think that it someone should make us the mod of our slash red Hulk We will be respect or the mod of our slash Hulk honestly

I would love to if they made us the mod of our slash Hulk this pure. You know this this purely all just comes from a Cheat code I was obsessed with as a kid for the Ang Lee PS2 version of the Hulk, where you could be the Red Hulk. Is that really where all this stems from? That's where it stems from. And you know, ever since then I've been studying. And so I think I've made it a point to make sure people

are aware of the dangers of gamma radiation and making sure they're at least thinking about it. You know, the devil plays his meanest tricks when you have your eyes covered, as the saying says. So, just watch how you cover your eyes when it comes to gamma radiation. What are you talking about? Because the truth is deceived by the ads. Are you crushing your bills? Defeating your monthly payments.

Sounds like you're at the top of your financial game. Rise to it with the BMO Eclipse Rise Visa Card. The credit card that rewards your good financial habits. Earn points for paying your credit card bill Ladies and gentlemen, gross, fucking sick, disgusting minds of mine. Ladies and gentlemen, Matt's pants. Tell us about them. Did you notice? First off, describe them to us. Well, these pants I got, if you look, I got these at a gift shop in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Some people can't look. Some people are listening on the audio, or some people are blind.

Yeah, that's the ableist of me. Okay, imagine a gray pair of sweatpants, and if you're blind, you don't know what gray looks like, but probably what you are seeing as a blind person, the blankness, if you made it a little bit brighter, that's probably what it looks like. Anyway, they're gray sweatpants. They're not the highest quality,

and I'm a tall guy, so they're not exactly the... They actually used to be very nice fitting, but I gained some weight, and now they're a little tight on me. So picture a little muffin top with this. I mean, you don't have to picture it. Well, I'm telling the audio listeners. See that?

Yes, I'm informing the audio listeners for their imagination, because we have to help them out some. Because remember, a lot of the audio listeners don't have an imagination. Yeah, they can't visualize things. And also, if you can visualize things, don't picture an actual muffin, like the top of a muffin.

Picture my cute little belly, kind of the sides, kind of my love handles, you know? Yeah. Spilling over ever so just lusciously what did you say preciously yeah preciously you know lofting over your your your waistband anyway I there's text that says Myrtle Beach and it's kind of cracked because these have been through the washer and dryer but that's not why I'm bringing the pants up But now people have a good visual representation if they aren't watching the podcast of what these what what pants we're talking about

Okay, you can kind of see it but like I was in the bathroom before we started this podcast Okay, and we have two bathrooms here at the super mega office I know and the Ryan bathroom in the matte bathroom It's not a bit one's painted Pinkish the others painted bluish. Yep You've probably seen it in some male videos or something. Yeah, they're very off-putting colors. I like my blue. It's beautiful The blue is nice. I noticed that you use the blue bathroom more It's beautiful. The blue is nice. I noticed that you use the blue bathroom more. I've started using the red bathroom more actually.

Interesting because I have been noticing the opposite. No, I used to almost exclusively use the blue bathroom just because it was Close. I don't know. Habit, you know. We're creatures of habit and now lately I've been I've been I've been popping in the red bathroom Sure. It's a chill see about that I'll keep watch you were checking the bathroom cams and and seeing that I was primarily using the blue one Yeah, all ten of them, but there's a splotch around my penis We were on not my penis on my body But like under the pants the crotch region because I was in the bathroom and the foam soap is almost out and I was you know I was really fucking slapping the top and it fucking it's spurred a huge glob of that shit directly onto where my penis goes just rip right on the crotch of my pants and I went oh fuck and I wiped it off and then there

was a big wet spot and I was you could tell it wasn't water as well and I was scared that when I came out of the bathroom for the podcast you would think that maybe I had been in the bathroom Pleasuring myself and I got a little semen on my pants or something I didn't want you to think that and I'm making a big deal to explain this right now Just I mean that's exactly what it comes down to I think you made a much bigger deal at it cuz I wasn't looking at Your cross well I just wanted to basically clarify to you because I don't know what goes on inside your head.

Well, you're drawing attention to it by bringing it up. And you were the one that wanted to talk about it in the first place. You're like, I want to talk about my pants. I mean, you're the one that introduced the topic. Well, because you wanted to talk about your pants. And I'm very generous. Generous McGee.

You're a generous lover, that's for sure. I've heard. Well, what? Not experienced. From your diary. Yeah, from what you've heard. It's a journal. Yes.

It's not a diary. Yeah. Yeah, and if anyone was able to see the splotch on my crotch. Matt apologizes. It's not ejaculate, it's a splotch. Which is exactly what a man who ejaculated on his pants and just now noticed would say. No.

It's exactly what he would say. It's not what he would say. Do you think he'd be open and honest about the fact that there was some spatter? Yeah, I think he probably would. Spatter upon his crotch? He'd go, hey, you see the splotch on my crotch? It's semen. It's cum. It is juice. Dried cum. So no. You wanna get a closer look? It wasn't an accident. I wasn't

washing my hands. I didn't accidentally pee a little like Liam Neeson. Okay, well, it's not peeing a little. He unleashes his bladder into his pants. He's draining his whole bladder. Why does that happen? Why? Multiple times. Bro he's drunk just having a good time dude. Maybe he has some cold legs and he's warming them up. At least the one. I like charcoal. Let me get a little piss to warm them up. I need pictures on screen. If you're a video watcher, here's multiple pictures of Liam Neeson with piss in his pants. We've talked about this before. It's baffling. When he gets drunk, does it just like,

I've never understood this about drunk, like you see it a lot. Drunk people end up pissing themselves and it's like I have been very drunk. Yeah, they get piss drunk. Hey, is that why it's called that? I'm assuming. Anyway, I've been drunk. You've been drunk.

Yes. We've been drunk drunk. I have never even come close to pissing myself, you know? Yeah. It's like... I know when I'm peeing and when I'm pooping. And I know how to control it and hold it. Unless I'm unconscious and someone else is controlling those functions.

Listen, I did it once with my mind and I said I wouldn't do it again. I just think that who's to know your true potential if you never break some boundaries or at least test them. Especially when it comes to telekinesis or psychokinesis, whichever term you wanna fit more accurately to this newfound? power happening

What is what is happening? What's happening? I know that's Mark Wahlberg. Oh great movie great guy With a great haircut. Have you always seen how he has his hair always? Hey, well the new he's in his hair is not so great. He's fucking bald dude that movie looks Awful what acted by Mel Gibson is it yes what what is the? What is the movie again? It's like a hijacking Movie yeah, just like there He's the pot or he's playing the pilot. That's right, then they spoil this in the trailer and also Not too many people are gonna. See undercover. He's playing the pilot. That's right. And they spoil this in the trailer and also not too many people are going to go see it. Is he undercover?

He's not undercover. Well, from his point of view, he's undercover. He's the bad guy. He's undercover as a good guy. And then the prisoner, he's, I think, either trying to kill the prisoner before he can testify in court. What's one of those? You know, the guy is going to testify against larger criminal thriller about him

going from point A to point B, and the perils that follow. What's it, do you know what it's called? Flight risk. Flight risk. It's called flight risk. For some reason I thought bald might have been in the... Just bald. Bald. Mark Wahlberg. I would have seen it if it was called bald. Dude it's I don't know why they chose to give him that haircut because they didn't change anything else about him so

it's still clearly just Mark Wahlberg except he just has a bald spot like they should have. Throw this picture up it's an awesome poster and. And it says, it has a quote. And it says, Mark Wahlberg, Ghost Beast Mode. You know what they should have done? They should have like, grayed the hair a little. Made it like, a little bit of ashy, kept some color in there. And they should have given him the nose.

I haven't seen it myself, but I know the character... I don't know the character's name, but I know you're gonna know the character's name. The character in The Sopranos. He also has a gray receding hairline. I don't know the character's name, but I know you're gonna know the character's name the character in the Sopranos he he He also has a gray receding hairline. He has a very Interesting big kind of button nose like a Santa Claus nose. Do you know I'm talking about I do you're talking about a Man, I've watched the whole show and I can't remember his name. It's been a fucking minute. Hold on. Okay. It's okay It's this guy. It's a yet Tony

Cerrico, it's the actor yeah, they should have given him like his nose there we go This guy are you thinking of a Polly walnuts? Yes, dude I love Italian names this guy and they should have put him in kind of like a maybe they did and it's just not noticeable But Mark Wahlberg should have gained some weight around his neck or whatever. Yes, him. Polly Walnut. Polly Walnut. Yeah, honestly they should have changed more than, it's just like, ah, just shave the top, just shave a circle on top of his head

and we'll call it a day. It's good. It looks bad, it looks like they just, it's like they put the, it's like it's a head piece that it's put on with like a like a bicycle helmet green buckle strap so they can cut out the green or something in post it looks ridiculous you like honestly like you changed your appearance more for my two lovely uncles I actually shaved a receding hairline into my head yeah and you know I don't

think enough people give you fucking you you know, props for that. The weight wasn't intentionally gained, that's just. Right, it was for the role. Just like whenever I gain weight, it's never truly intentional. Yes it is. It's character acting. Well I see notes of some wishes and wants

in your journal. That kind of makes me feel a bit, nothing. Why are you reading my journal? It helps me better align myself with where you would like for me or my body to be, to positively reinforce our relationship. Those are my private thoughts, thoughts by the way and fantasies Yeah, they are and I I write it in

one of those Journals that they Diaries that they sold that it has a lock like a electric lock and you have to push a button in in Say a phrase for it to unlock to your voice. So I'm not sure how you're doing this. Who knows man. AI? Are you replicating my voice? No.

AI is not that good yet. It is kind of. It is. Oh dude, like there are versions of there is an AI Ryan and AI Matt on like characterai.com or whatever it's called that you can talk to and they have voice models and it's scary, it's scary. It's analyzed our personalities and I think we should do a video of a show

that we're making, that's all I'm gonna say, where we talk to our AI versions and we can dress up to mannequins to look like us, we can sit across from them and have the speaker coming out of them. Kind of like Michael Jackson when he had his mannequins when he rented out a hotel and needed some company. God, yes, and those were fucking sick mannequins. We should get some for the podcast room.

That Uncle Sleepover might be out by now, it's sure this is like hopefully three weeks away Yes, because the day 47 just came out. 47 came out today. So this comes out two weeks from today So it should be out hopefully fingers crossed. Yeah, we're having to get ahead just because we got a big shoot. Oh for a You know, I'm not I'm not promising much, but we have a shoot that we're doing in two days that's gonna be like a, it's a 12 to 12 shoot, a noon to midnight. Very excited, it's another high production sketch.

We got set, we got extras, we got camera crew, production designer, very exciting. Kind of because like we did I Love Working Out and that was a very high production sketch and we're like, let's do another high production sketch. For us just to like, it would feel better if we could, because it's not as high production as I Love Working Out. Yeah, we're not building a crazy set or anything like that. We're wanting to do more than just like

a conversational piece in our office or something. We wanted to, this is a, a part of it is like a period piece in terms of like where we are. So we wanted to accurately portray that in, well not like, not like accurate, accurate like Robert Eggers, but just like we wanted to be in that setting and not for it to be green screened

or for us to like do it in our house. Decent like it's from that period. Yeah. But we're very excited. I mean it's definitely not out yet. We're saving it for a specific point down the road. But we're very excited for it. It's an idea we've had for a while.

And I think, by the way, tomorrow, tomorrow's Thursday, we should take some time, make Luke go sit outside in his car and you and I have the office for ourselves. We should practice. We should rehearse. Maybe I could order some donuts and some pizza. Dude, I can order some Coca-Cola or some Pepsi-Cola. All right, we have ourselves a big work day.

A pizza donut Coca-Cola. Learning our lines a thon Yes, sorry threw up a little inside of my throat, but I swallowed it down to my belly. Thank you It didn't it didn't leave your throat No, it went right down to my stomach my tummy scared my tummy is filled with with stomach acid, and I think it it sucked up the What was in my the liquid in my throat. Your stomach's always full of vomit. Or is it like lava where you know when it's underground

it's magma, it's not lava. But once it breaks the surface then it's known as lava. Is vomit like that? Like because I think so. The stuff in your stomach is the exact same stuff that's vomit if you were to puke. But is it known as, it's not vomit when it's inside of you. Like it hurts because it's stomach acid. Right right like you know there's a burn to your

throat and shit it doesn't have a name when it's just like the the mixture the liquid it doesn't have a name when it's inside some that liquid was in this little jar right here all this this big old flask or flask yeah you know and in this cauldron cauldron that's that. It's bubbling cauldron for you a goblet. Maybe yeah a little chalice Oh, no chalice too big and chalice is very elegant. I think it fits you. I think goblet Dixie cup. I have a tiny ass tummy. Yeah, well Not really right now. I got a bit of a belly from gaining weight. Maybe stick to salad, sweetheart. No grilled chicken or cheese.

Or even croutons. Maybe some lettuce and no dressing as well. Some lettuce and tomato and some onion. No tomato. She'll have a water and two croutons. They're garlic so make it one. Yeah and I'm gonna need you to brush your teeth if you plan on kissing me. I love like in this situation the guys obviously like with an escort or something so it's like like ask you to make the demands of like

if you want to kiss me. you're gonna need to did you bring mouthwash no I guess I can manage we can go get some at CVS across the street well just keep your mouth away from me we'll work with the rest guys I'm gonna give you a little tip before we go to commercial. Okay, uh tip of the penis. Come on, man. I'm gonna know Fellas if you want a lady to You know be impressed with you get wet in the pussy hole for you When you go out where is this going when you go out on a date? To a restaurant order for her they love it

It's like it's showing that like you know you are a big strong man And you you you care for her and you're providing for her you know and a good order. I would recommend would be water no ice no lemon and a Side salad you want to get a main salad side salad I lemon, and a side salad. You wanna get a main salad. Side salad. You wanna get a side salad dressing on the side, cause then you can take that,

and that's extra dressing for your salad. Right. If you get a salad, or if you don't get a salad. You know, salad dressing's good on more than just salad. You know, if you get like grilled salmon, you can pour the. You dip it in there. Yeah, use it as a dipping sauce.

Yeah, like Thousand Island like grilled salmon you can pour the dip it in there Yeah, yeah, do use it as a dipping sauce like Thousand Island and in grilled salmon delicious You can get a replacement even if you don't like we're getting ahead of our so make sure it's a side salad Don't make the mistake of saying a salad and they bring out this big extravagan like you want just lettuce in that side salad if she's Been good Maybe a cherry tomato or two, but I would say just one, and most of the time don't even do that.

So, fellas, there's dating advice. Why does this keep happening dude? Mark Wahlberg in the happening. Why does this keep happening dude? You keep testing me and I'm always gonna get that line you know. I'm waiting to say it once and it slips right past you. Never. Never. you've been good though You've been fucking catching it every time that was the first time I saw it Start to finish uncle sleepover. Mm-hmm. What'd you think?

Loved it bad movie horrible movie bad movie horrible movie. I was bored. I thought it was silly Yeah, I was I was a silly boring movie is my review. Yeah, but not silly in like a fun way like a comedy like Madea, you know. Like I'm demeaning it by calling it silly. I'm not, you know. Not a compliment. This is a silly little podcast, you know. Yeah, it's like that's a fucking silly fucking podcast. I'm using silly in a derogatory sense.

In the slur sense. The S slur. Silly. Had a little cough too, if you counted. Luke, you could take the cough counter off the screen. My voice was cracked. Very embarrassing. Not just for you, but for me, because I am your partner and.

Yeah, a podcast partner. Yeah. Podcast partner. You gotta make sure you're specifying. Yeah, a podcast partner. Yeah, really? Podcast partner. No, not according to. Yeah, you gotta make sure you're specifying. Not according to the journal. We're in fucking California, you know. If you say I'm your partner,

you know what people are gonna think. My business associate. Yeah. And colleague. Don't even say colleague. And best life partner. The gaze of taking colleague too. Dude, you are my life partner

You've been here for a considerable part of my life, you know You are my life partner too, right because I don't ever see my I truly don't ever see myself doing something with anyone else To the degree of super mega, you know, I don't ever see myself having another partner to the degree of super mega, you know, I don't ever see myself having another partner. Yeah, and you know unless I get that rollercoaster review channel up and running I don't see a future where I would as well depart. You don't have creative. I just wouldn't even do the rollercoaster review channel honestly

like that I'm just saying like they like the algorithm probably just won't even like it and I mean it's great it's great stuff. I mean I just wouldn't even like it. And I mean, it's great stuff. I just wouldn't go for it. I mean, I'm not even going on that. I'm just putting a camera in an empty seat. If I'm getting on like I'm getting on the ride, and then I'm gonna Velcro the camera onto the seat, because I can't handle it because of my back. Hopefully no one takes the camera, but it's super safe.

And I just feel like people need more roller coaster reviews, people like when they go to an amusement park, like, you know, some people of course want to do the tea cups, merry-go-rounds, and you know, the little Buzz Lightyear shoot em up rides or whatever, but some people are there for the thrill. Thrill rides. The thrill attainment or whatever, however you want to combine those fun little words. An elderly man was killed this weekend after a camera fell from a roller coaster striking him in the head a Hole it's like it has an entrance and exit wound because of the shape of a camera the velocity it was

Honestly it's it like the company that made the velcro should be the one in trouble. I'm ten pounds of pressure How how how how is if that's ten pounds of pressure then that's a lawsuit waiting to happen in the first place That's not my fault. It's a it's a it's velcros fall They'll be Velcro. It is a company Velcro was a company like jacuzzi is for hot tub. Yeah, or or tissue is for hot tub. Yeah. Or tissue. Napkin? Tissue?

No, sorry, napkin. No, or one of, who has the, no, clean, it doesn't one of them have like a whatever thing of like, one of them is a brand name, is it Kleenex, right? Give me a Kleenex, I don't know. Yeah, Kleenex is a brand. Tissue.

I like the idea of a company, just go, tissue, we made it. It's just, more tissue. Wouldn't surprise me. Big tissue. Honestly though, the idea of you go into an amusement park and Just putting a camera in the seat I have to bring like a mannequin sized doll with me to put in the seat because it's like we can't let this It's an empty seat. We can't let this go to waste. Oh, it's my it's my disabled friend

Just sit him in the seat and he has a he has a fucking like camera just basically just like Velcro to the face his arms are flopping everywhere like hitting people smacking the people in the face next the first loop the camera just goes fucking flying just he has like acrylic nails on it's like making it look more realistic like scratching people like I have them long and kind of curled slightly just because I'm like I think he looks gorgeous with the nails nested like the guy is like bloody scratch marks on his face do you not like I do you have something to say about my friends nails

no they're beautiful yeah that's what I thought buster how'd you know my name like the idea of them they ban you from the park and they have your picture but they also have the mannequin's picture next to it like they have the mannequin at a higher alert level do not allow entrance banned for entry I'm like a conspirator instead of like the main

target well like I'm one of the small pictures under the right man I can was the one that did the damage. You know that's the ease of the one fucking smacking everyone and salted those people hard I Just spilled some energy drink on myself. It's okay. It's rockstar zero 20k silver eyes 20 calories That's not zero fatty wait 20 fat. You make fat fat. Why would they call it zero? It's 20 calories zero sugar two grams of Erythritol

What is that Aristotle it not Aristotle that would make me a genius if I said that Yeah, this has a like up there in the main Nutrition section not in like the little ingredient section right above protein. It has Erythritol two grams What the hell is that? What if the what if earth is a rhombus? And just our current way that we perceive things makes us believe like we once thought it was flat like we think it's a Like kind of a sphere or like oh the e word the ellipse whatever the oval type shape more less a circle more of a lip

an elongated thing But like what if I think we might be a rhombus just because just like a flat rhombus or like a 3d rhombus 3d rhombus is there a name for that shape a rhombuloid Yeah, it sounds like you dude Rhombuloid sounds like an alien to it does well. There's the rhomuloids which are from the stars correct The rhomuloids hold up. I'm gonna look you could just come up with any name. Oh, it's from Star Trek. You know?

I'm gonna...Romuloids. Star Trek does seem kinda cool, the show. Like, I love space, I love... Oh, there's Alien Romulus. Good movie. Which they're releasing on VHS. Which is cool. Which I would love to cop. If they haven't already released it.

But it's limited Mail it to us if you if you able if you get a copy Robulus Romulus was the inhabited second planet of the Romulus system They might located in the Romulus in Romulan space within sector z6 of the beta quadrant So it isn in Star Trek. Well they're not called Romuloids, they're Romulins. Romulins? From Romulus.

But maybe a Romuloid. It sounds cool. It would be like a shape they made because they're so advanced that they came up with a new shape or something. Could be like a slur they use on their planet. What? Fucking Romuloids! I do not perceive it as a slur so I will not use it in such a such a way But if Matt you decide to then that's on you. You're uh, you're telling reminding me of a video. I watched last night

I watched a compilation of sovereign citizens getting arrested and Sovereign citizens, I've kind of become obsessed with lately because it's such a such an excellent Like the eclipse of them representing themselves in court? Or just like being arrested? Even better. I feel like the court hearings are like, insane. The court hearings are insane. And for those who don't know a sovereign citizen

is someone who believes that they belong to no country. They are human beings, so they are truly a free individual, which means they do not have to abide by the laws and the systems. Tucker, for example, says he is a sovereign citizen. Tucker is a sovereign. Is a sovereign citizen, I'm doing air quotes. You know, we let him have his little fun, his little fantasy. He's very into it.

That's why not. Imagination is key here. Right. But it was a compilation of sovereign citizens getting pulled over and arrested for various things. And it's like, just watching these very stubborn, arrogant people, it's just like the worst kind of person. And watching them make everything harder for themselves. He gets pulled over, because they're speeding,

and the officer's like, gotta see your license and registration? No, I don't have a license and registration. Did he have his little sovereign card, which gives him all the things to say and stuff? Yes, one of the guys, he rolls his window down like this much, and he's like, I don't need to roll it down anymore.

He's presented his little sovereign anymore. He has a book. So he says I'm not driving I'm traveling I'm not conducting business because they believe that driving is only when you're conducting business traveling is is when you're you know. A sovereign citizen ultimately believes that semantics will win. Yes over it. They think if they can just use a different terminology or if it's like, technically it's not this, it's that. I'm not driving sir, officer, I'm traveling. Yeah.

They think that they're finding loopholes, essentially. I know. And a lot of the officers already know what this, they've dealt with these citizens before and like one of the guys says, I'm traveling and he's like, oh, we're not playing this game. Get out of the vehicle. Uh, but my favorite thing is, is some of them like will be like, I do not consent to this arrest. They're getting arrested and they're screaming like, I do not consent to being arrested.

Uh, and the officer just goes sorry of course there's a famous one in the most recent years that was maddening where was like some dude who took a truck to a crowd yeah or something you ran through a parade yeah and what was it what was his name I forgot but he was that was the most infuriating trial to watch yes sovereign citizens are just infuriating. He was like interrupting the judge, he was interrupting the prosecution. And he was uh, like he represented himself, which was kind of very hilarious. And he uh, what he did was not hilarious. He would pretend to be asleep, or he would like roll his, like he was very dramatic.

Like he acted like no sane, normal human being would act. He eventually had to be put in like a, didn't he have to get put in like the spit mask? Yeah, cause he kept like, he would not let the court hearing, if you watch the videos, he won't let the court proceed. He's yelling over people, trying to like stop people as they're talking. He's truly over people, trying to like stop people as they're talking.

He's truly just trying, essentially his goal seems to have been to disrupt trial to the point where there would be a mistrial. I'm guessing was one of his prerogatives. I don't think it works like that. I don't think if you interrupt the judge and I think, you know, just let him go. Just throw it out. Well, people were saying that it's so that he could file, so they could get, he could rile the judge up enough to where the judge would do and say things

that technically are a little, not off limits, but like within. Unprofessional. Yeah, unprofessional and stuff so that they could then be like, see the judge was unfair, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But the judge did a very good job in this case. I've seen that judge before as well.

The patience that the judge has. Judges. Miraculous. Judges and I think like law enforcement or workers at like the DMV or anyone who has to deal with sovereign citizens, the patience that it requires. It's quite. We're the family members of sovereign citizens. Oh my God, dude.

If any of you know sovereign citizens or have interacted with sovereign citizens, leave a story in the comments if you have any good ones. I would love to peruse the comments and get a good chuckle out of those. Yeah, in fact, I have a, I'm not gonna show it yet, but I have a secret list of some sovereign citizens that I'm gonna put up I'm gonna show to the public near the end of the podcast you're exposing the list of names of sovereign citizens

I will be but not just yet I'm saving that for the end for the big one to buckle my shoe well buckle our shoes You got a lot of sovereign citizens hearts beating out of their chest right now. Yeah They're gonna be begging to buckle our shoes After the after this after this list gets dropped the guy that gets pulled over though so the little card that you're talking about this guy pulls out a fucking binder and He's like the officers like don't reach for anything And he's oh and he like grabs this binder and like it up and the officer's like, no, you're not going, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, you're not gonna be reading all that shit. And he starts reading out, he's like, take me to the magistrate, I demand to go to the magistrate. And sovereign citizens for the win. I think we should all, if we all become sovereign citizens, they can't do anything about it, they can't stop us. Think about it.

Like sovereign citizens right now, it's just like a crazy guy here and there. But if everyone does it. They're in like the same club of people as squatters. Yes. You know, they're in that realm of people. Or like, maybe not so much, but teetering on that of like the doomsday enthusiasts,

like you know, the people that go overboard with it. Like the people that like, it's fine to have like a safe spot and build it for your own blah blah blah, but there are some people who like train their kids from like near birth with like bunker drills and shit where it's just like okay calm down, relax. I feel like they're both on the same level of like kind of craziness, but the thing about like squatters and Sovereign citizens is like the craziness Manifest itself in this thing. That's irrational that they're so stubborn about that affects others Yeah, they would rather

Go to jail and get felony charges Just to prove that they're, just to stand their ground on their principles, which are just bizarre, instead of just getting a speeding ticket. Which no one likes getting a speeding ticket. No, I've only gotten one ever. I've gotten two, but was like back in South Carolina

That's right. They're a lot more strict in South Carolina. They are I got I think one time I was going like 71 in a 65 Oh and then In another one I was going like it's what it was a part on the highway where it just turns 50 and I was still Going like like probably 65 70 But they brought it they brought that one down a little bit cuz they're like we don't want to hit you with a bad Take it cuz it's literally a part in the highway that goes from 70 to like 55 Then it goes back to like 70 later like dude within a mile South Carolina

Has a lot of that where it's 70 and then it's 55 specifically I don't ever see 55 in Los Angeles feel like they do that to like get people like they'll change like sometimes I'm sure it could be for school zone regulation or whatever school zone reasons 25 like but like there's other times where the speed changes in an area like on back roads of South Carolina Sometimes on back roads like windy ass back roads with bumps and shit They'll give you like 55 to 60 miles an hour

And then it'll stop to like 35 and then it'll go back up to like 50 or 45 They did they just change so much that it makes me just be like do they like Just come up with this stuff, and then they have pinpoints of where these happen So like cops can kind of get people who aren't adjusted or haven't at least seen the second sign Telling people the speed I don't know I don't know how they decide like where the speed limits like obviously it makes sense where it's like okay This is a busy area with stop signs and you know sidewalk So we're gonna 60 was like on a road where houses lined the road

where it's like those are their driveways so people would be coming out on a, I don't know. It just seems arbitrary. Yeah, and cops love hiding those blue bastards. They love hiding shortly after where it changes because it's an easy catch because people don't realize that it's changed. Because they think is bullshit.

Like South Carolina I remember there's a spot where it changes like that and a little bit past it there is like a kind of like a turn on the freeway and there's an overpass and you can't really see the side of the road and a cop always would just hide behind it and just wait for for someone to be and it just Changed yeah, and it would be I think what you're saying like 70 to 55 and I got my only speeding ticket I got was in South Carolina and it's like near is it is it a highway near st. Andrews?

Was it did you or get you did you get your speeding? This is Charleston? Okay, okay, but some out pleasant Yeah, and those fucking police are even more strict than Irmo Columbia I feel. Even worse. Yeah. Isle of Palms. Yeah so it was bullshit because okay yes I was speeding. However, however, I had just landed I got my rental car and I was going to my mom's house which is not on Isle of Palms but I was I was taking a route which basically like goes over Isle of Palms and through Isle of Palms which Isle of Palms is like a very it's an island very island off the coast South Carolina that is like very affluent, very, very rich.

You were going through there. And have you ever been to Isle of Palms with that, there's like a connector, a bridge that goes across the marsh. Big fun bridge. Really long. I love that bridge. But basically, it was two or three a.m.,

not a single car on the road, and it's just a straight road, and I just, I was speeding and the speed limit in South Carolina is way slower than it is out in California like all the speed limits are way slower than what they got out here so I'm used to I'm used to California driving and cop pulled me over and gave me a big old ticket. Did he shake his fist? He went, UGH! As he was chasing you down? Because I'm guessing that he had to chase you down knowing what a lead foot you have. Well, he actually let me off the hook because I informed him. Do you have too

fishing or something? No, come on man. I informed him. I said, actually officer, I'm traveling. I'm not driving. And he goes, Oh, sorry. Have a good day. You showed him your sovereign citizen badge. Mm-hmm. And he went, I'm one of you too. Mm-hmm. Dude, imagine a cop as a sovereign. Is that possible? Absolutely not.

Because like sovereign citizens are just like, everything they do is just like, the laws, they don't apply to me. So a cop is someone who enforces the laws. So we could write a sitcom or a short film about a sovereign citizen police officer trying to solve a big case and his sovereign citizen citizenship keeps conflicting with Every every thing that is that he needs to do to solve the case So it's like a moral battle because he do to solve the case. So it's like a moral battle, because he wants to solve the case.

But the case is something so minuscule, like blown up to a big proportion, kind of like the episode of Malcolm in the Middle where Lois cuts out, well, cuts out in front of someone, I put quotes in that if you can't see, and there's this mystery of like, did Lois really pull out in front of someone and cause

this, was it, wasn't even an accident? No, it was just a ticket caught on the brakes. It was caught on like a red light cam or something. She pulled out in front of someone, they slammed on their brakes and then this cop pulled her over but the cop has history with Lois. So she said, I didn't pull out in front of someone, you're just, you're targeting me. And it was just the the the camera angle Essentially, well, they got the footage and it looked like she pulled out in front of someone the camera

Well, the first camera angle kind of put Lois in her place. Mm-hmm But then well if I'm remembering in the episode she never finds out she was right. Yeah, they When they find the tape that shows she was because they finally get her to admit she was wrong and it's like a huge Breakthrough and like life-changing for her and then when they find out she was right. They're like she won't never see Such a good show so fucking funny. We've we talk about it like I feel like every episode But I am pumped because it's apparently is it coming out in April apparently Is it oh never mind? No, I guess no is it coming out in April, apparently? Is it? Oh, nevermind, no, I guess, no, or short,

filming starts in April? I need to check up on the latest. I think filming starts in April or something like that. I just know that they are doing a Michael in the Middle reboot, four episodes. Munez, Cranston, Cax, Merak, they're all confirmed. Those three are back. And I think Justin Burfield who plays Reese.

I don't know about Francis, though. We're waiting to see Dewey Francis Scientology, he's a big Scientologist and his brother is in prison now who played hide on that 70 show He's been in prison for a bit to what is his name? Danny Masterson. Yeah, it's his brother best known as hide Mm-hmm from that 70 show Fun fact his brother in real life, Francis from Malcolm in the Middle. Yep. Christopher Masterson and they are effing Scientologists. And I guess yes they are because they're because I'm guessing he's married to a Scientologist. That's up there with sovereign citizens a

little bit. I think it goes beyond sovereign like that that yeah, I get maybe not in the lower tiers because the lower tiers aren't given the knowledge of the upper echelon of Scientologists because that I feel like is the jumping the shark moment where it's like it's like either you believe this or we're gonna release all this shit on you and at that point you're just kind of like Where people normally would be like like when you find out about the aliens and the volcano, ZENU! Yeah, ZENU and all that shit, most people would be like, Okay, okay, nevermind, I gotta get out of this, I don't know what I was doing, I like the community, but what the hell?

But I think, you know, they deal with a lot of blackmail and stuff, so... What about when you jacked off to your mom? Oh, uh, ZENU? That, Yes! Crazy, I can't believe that actually happened. That's insane! And it's time for your donation, your monthly donation of $10,000. Yeah, yeah, of course. Well speaking about a donation, my donation to the audience is finally providing that list of sovereign citizens. Here it is. Yeah, if you guys look on screen right now, there is a list of names, actually two lists of names. The bottom list is, that's a list of Scientologists.

But the top list, that is sovereign citizens. And they're finally getting what they deserve. They're finally getting aired out, and put in their place, and exposed to the public. Some would say recognition, but that's not what we're trying to do. We're in their place and exposed to the public. Some would say recognition, but that's not what we're trying to do. We're not trying to give them recognition. No.

This is more like a teacher putting a bad kid's name on their whiteboard on the no-no list. Or getting your picture put up. On the no pizza party list. Yes, or getting a black and white photo of you printed out and put up on the door of the gas station for shoplifting Yeah, that's that's specific. Yeah, it's it's kind of like that by the way the gas station near my house They are out of they said they're out of gas forever, and there's no point even stopped by anymore

Well, I usually just stopped by for you don't need to even I don't think they're even they have a like the, they have the Skittles. Apparently the owner's racist or something so just don't even go support them. But if you want to get your name on this list of sovereign citizens, you can A, become a sovereign citizen or B, a shortcut is we have the guide to becoming a sovereign citizen and this guide will actually, it's not one of the bullshit little cards you print out. Like this is the full guide to being a sovereign citizen and not getting in trouble with the police.

So you go to patreon.com slash super mega, you can download the guide and you too can become- False advertising. It's not illegal. Well we can put a guide to sovereign citizenship citizenship on there so it's not okay all right well with this podcast episode and mini show on patreon there will be a guide to sovereign citizenship so we don't get in trouble for false advertising yep so and let people that like if they don't listen to the podcast there's the fuck is this do you want to become a sovereign citizen?

Good. Here's how? Well, enjoy the guide. It's your choice. Mm-hmm Do you think there's one person out there that's gonna see the sovereign citizenship thing and read it me like wait That makes a lot of sense probably Terrence fucking Terrence or Clarence I Can see Terrence and Clarence both becoming sovereign citizenship Yeah, people let's not talk about them too much because last time they died Thank you guys showed up to my house

If you're on the patreon you can also join you know if you're a podcast I mean if you're a sovereign citizen you also get stickers in the mail each which I don't know how Terrence jumped the gate They have laser gates in my gated community. I know he know. He would have taken off a limb of some kind. Oh, have you saw, he has the fucking burn mark around his legs. That must be what that's from. Yeah. I was wondering, it's black and it's.

Yeah, you know, Patreon and Smooches and. Smooches. We did it, episode 50. Matt's mama, bye! I don't know. I do know. It's your mom. She's not gonna like that. One bit. That's not what she told me. She's bi? Sexual.

She's not though. She just likes me. Don't go revealing that stuff about my mom in the podcast. She likes some glizzies. Yeah, she likes a glizzy down her gullet.