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Episode Date: October 21, 2024

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It's pretty cool All right Do you uh you want to go first Uh, I thought that you know, we not come to I don't want to do that intro. You don't do that intro. No, okay Okay, okay. It wasn't funny. Hold on, we can... Maybe Luke could do the intro? Oh, yeah.

We don't give him a lot of responsibilities. I know, and he's been talking about... This would be a test. Mm-hmm. And he wants to, he he's like I really want more You know spotlight time. I want I want to be a star Okay, and he's obsessed with becoming a star lately. Yeah, why not Luke go ahead and uh, go ahead and intro the podcast intro I said bring it in

Hey guys, welcome to the super mega show Unfortunately, we have run out of funny hat budget, so my head is barren today. Ryan spent our funny hat budget on another fancy family vacation. This time, a cruise to the Bahamas, where he's taking his mother, his father, and both of his grandparents on a luxury cruise. Enjoy. No, man, I'm not gonna leave. I'm not gonna walk off, man. Beautifully said, Luke.

You know, thank you for a great introduction. It's a... Yeah, I mean, that's all I have to say about it. Who's this Luke guy? Well, Luke is a long-time family friend. We're related by, like, what is it, I think second cousin, twice removed or some shit. I don't know how that stuff works,

but the three of us do share genetics. We found out through our 23andMe DNA tests that Ryan and I have one common relative and it's Luke. So we hired him and he adds to the podcast. All right. I thought that was pretty cool. Welcome everyone to another episode of the Super Mega Show. That's right.

The podcast, Buy White People for White People. Well it's for everyone. Yeah, but I'm just making sure that like white people are safe here, you know? I just, you know, the podcast is for everyone but I just want white people to know you're safe here. Yeah, I just want to make sure that them of all people,

because they're the most marginalized in this day and age with Kamala Harris going after the whites and such. I'll tell you something, man. Thanksgiving conversations be like. Dude, I can't wait for those. I have family members that, I feel like I've met only a couple times in my life. My dad has a lot of sisters.

And I don't really know them. But I honestly don't think I'm gonna be seeing people on the Watson side of the family. Probably ever again. I think you miss her. At least from my conversation sister wives Okay, got you got you that might be a little bit of a confusion there for you because you're thinking of just the typical You know the yeah. Yeah, I was I was thinking about like blood sisters, which you can be a sister wife and he is

Dude it is we need to move super mega to Utah. You know, it's like California's fucking expensive. You know, the city is full of snakes and scumbags and Jack Doherty's, so it would be awesome to move. Well, he was in Miami when that happened. When he crashed his McLaren. In the rain, looking at his phone. Bro, hold my camera, ah! What a fucking little bitch.

But we should move to Salt Lake City, and, or like Provo or something. Salt Lake City. From the Book of Mormon? Gotcha, I thought you were singing their national anthem. No, I don't know if Salt Lake has a national anthem. I'm sure they've got a song or two. Probably, you know, like a show tune.

To naturally be recognized I love Salt Lake City though I went once when I was touring in 2022 I'm more of a fan of pepper city gotcha okay that's good that's. Put it there That hurt I heard the knock Yeah that uh, I wonder if people could could have heard that if they're audio listeners and also I do want to Acknowledge the second knock that you threw in setting up a knock-knock joke. That was good So who's there? I don't put me on the spot No, that's all you had Huh? Okay, just don't put me on the spot. No. Oh, that's all you had Huh? Okay, just don't put me on the spot. Okay, and I hadn't come up with it yet. Sure. Um

Don't do that dude. Don't make this awkward and turn it around on me. You're the one wearing the Billie Eilish sunglasses She gave them to me You know how I feel about she'll about celebrity gifts. She thought she looked stupid in them. I'm gonna give these to my friend Matt. It's like when the good witch gives the other witch a stereotypical witch hat and it's like wear this it looks so cool but she doesn't mean it looks cool it looks stupid and she's gonna look embarrassed in front of all of her witch friends in this stupid goofy witch hat Sorry, I saw the trailer for for for wicked and I saw that scene and I I just got so peeved off Because that's not what friends do

Friends don't give you a witch hat and go you look great and then make you have you go to a party thinking you look Like the business in a witch hat. Well now I'm starting to think the same thing if Billy is really my friend Where did you hear that she said that these looked stupid? No, well I was just watching the trailer for the wicked movie the wicked music. No no I Just I think the neurons just mentally connected. It's like I don't know I got the same vibe So you didn't hear her say that she thought these look stupid not in her words What are you talking about her assistant? I? Don't care about Brad. Okay, that's a little bitch

They look stupid huh do they look stupid Brad's words not mine, okay, what are your words? Hold on you drink of this energy drink real quick sure Hold on, I need a drink of this energy drink real quick. Sure. Do you think these glasses look stupid on me? No, they're very attention grabbing. Okay, I'll take them off then. The real reason I'm wearing them is because I haven't been sleeping well and my under eye circles are incessantly dark today.

I was self conscious. I saw you dolloping all that makeup on in the bathroom. Well, I don't know how to put makeup on, and I guess lipstick is only for your lips, so now I look like an idiot. I wish whatever you said you were gonna put some stuff on, you'd always come back with the quintessential doll makeup, like the blush and the tiny red lips.

The eyeliner. You know, like the heart lips that are really tiny. They do the dark red just is like a small part of their Dude what I only put on some concealer. What are you talking about? Try to pass it off look good. You would look good. You look like the queen of hearts the queen of my heart Well, I'll take these off then and I just I don't want people to be shocked by how dark my You know, I look I look ghastly. I look. Okay, Luke, when he takes the glasses off,

you gotta add one of those classic, like, horror movie high-pitched girl screams. You know what I'm talking about? All right. Here, do it so the audience can know. Okay, take your glasses off. Ah! Yes, that one, that one.

All right. That was good. Well, now I'm, yeah, I'll just feel self-conscious for the rest of the podcast, but it's fine. Why not just feel self No, that's a problem that most people have is they just they can't feel self and You can get in trouble with it like pee we did in a movie theater Well, I'm talking about a different type of feeling self, but what pee we did Yeah, that's one way of feeling yourself And I also don't think you should have been Arrested for that then maybe more than like the Louis CK

Um sense no mm Not really in the Louis CK sense either I guess more like the the Kony 2012 guy. Oh. You remember that? Didn't he just have like a mental breakdown and strip naked and run around? Uh, yeah, he ended up just like in the streets naked jacking off. Okay.

So. I forgot the jacking off portion. Yeah. Uh, that's what I was told by the police officers that arrested him What that was that was a moment in history Coney 2012? Yeah, it was a very particular point in time. Do you remember? What wasn't it like on this one specific date overnight go out and put print these Coney 2012 things out and put them everywhere Wasn't there like some I know I don't know if it was, not like a Netflix documentary, but wasn't there like a big documentary that popularized it too?

Well, he made a documentary that was put on YouTube. Okay. It was just on YouTube, I think, because I remember watching it and being like- I forgot most of like the history around it. Really, when you, when I hear Kony 2012, I think of a naked man in like a fetal position or like in a, like in a, I think of a naked man in a fetal position or in a, I guess in some sort of crouched styled stance. Well now you can think of it as a naked man jacking off. And also, it kinda stole the spotlight from Joseph Kony.

Unfortunately. Didn't really do him any favors. Is he still like just on his bullshit, Joseph Kony? He'd just be Konying around, bro. Dude, he'd just be Konying the F around, you know what I'm saying? Fuck yeah. Yeah. Nice. His children soldiers, that's what he does, I think.

Or that guy was just trying to slander him. Like Spy Kids? Yeah, yeah. Well, kind of, yeah, Joseph Coney's kind of like Floop. He was just doing like OSS type, you know? He's kind of like Floop and, Floop, what was his name? Huh? Who was Floop, like what was Floop's name in Spy Kids?

The full thing I? Don't know but he made flu glee's yeah, so but I'm not talking about the flu glee's I'm talking about the spy kid clones Yeah, the The robots yeah, okay. They were robots right yeah, cuz they like punch when he go ah And they could fly mother fucker I Wish I was like, whoa! Whoa! It caught me off guard a little bit. Made it fun in the theater.

I was a kid. I wasn't expecting that. I know. But we should have Joseph Kony on the podcast if we get a chance. Yeah. Just kind of ask him, like, what have you been up to, man? What's new? We're about to take an ad break, but before we head out.

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Yeah we do. Matt, tell them what they have in store. So coming up next some hilarious,'d conversation between myself and my best friend Ryan McGee. We're going to be jumping from topic to topic, not finishing our points and speaking on subjects we don't really know a lot about with confidence. And then at some point we'll go to another ad break as we are contractually obligated. And then after that, in the third and final act,

let's just say there might be a little slam poetry. Hmm? Uh? See guys, that's what we're talking about. That's the improvisational dialogue. Yeah. It's great stuff. What was that?

What? You picked a piece of paper up and threw it on the floor. It's from the Q and A except nothing's written on it. It's blank? Yeah, it's just blank. I think one, you know, got thrown in there. Gotcha! The classic blank paper prank. You! I put it in your chair before.

You fucking- AHHHHH! Wh- Luke, censor that for the YouTube version because you can't- we'll get demonetized for that one. What's wrong with you? Why would you say that? And apparently we'll get demonetized as well if I say some other words that you have to bleep out. Fuck!

What? We didn't give, you know, we're already like 15 minutes into the podcast, we haven't given a, this week's talk to update. Oh shit. Yeah, so. Is there an update? Well you said every episode we were gonna. Oh shit, yeah. So is there an update? Well you said every

episode we were gonna. Oh shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me go. Let me go. Let me go to the jingle, Luke. Let's go check the charts, baby. Talk To A Update. Talk To A Update. I'm curious what Luke will do for the day. Talk To A Update. Talk To A Update. Talk to update Talk to update What are you singing? The talk to a podcast update song I'm just trying Oh, okay, I couldn't tell what you were saying I thought you were saying update I should go to top podcast or top comedy Top podcast, on Spotify

What's the top of the charts? Number one, Sean Ryan show Who? I still don't know who that is Who the hell is that? Culture personal stories philosophy now he's a Philosophizer the Sean Ryan show is hosted by Sean Ryan go figure okay former US Navy SEAL CIA Contractor and founder of vigilance. We tell real stories about real people from all walks of life.

We discuss the ups and downs, wins and losses, successes and struggles, the good and the bad in a respectful but candid way with our guest. We're better than entertainment, we're the real thing. Please enjoy the show. That sounds lame. Well, their latest episode is titled Detecting Remnants of Alien Technology.

Never mind, it doesn't sound lame at all. But anyway, so number one. But he's CIA? Yeah, former maybe. So he would know a thing or two. Number two, Joe Rogan. Okay, nice. Number three, Candace Owens.

Damn it. Number four, the Tucker Carlson Show. What? Where you won't believe it, but where's talk to talk to is all the way down at 11 what under distractibles Lord minion 777s podcast is higher on the charts then Talk to us. Is that what you're telling me right now? You're not lying to me. I do think it's funny cuz distractable is like Mark Bob and Wade, right? It's Lord minion 777

Yeah, yeah, I love the profile picture just like Mark's old let's play Warfstack that is not what the picture was on Spotify. Last time I saw it, they had this custom art made where it was like Mark in the center with Bob and Wade on each side and it looked pretty cool. Now it's just Mark's old Warfstache profile picture. It is recognizable. Where's the distract, did the podcast end? Wait, it's not on there anymore?

What do you mean? No, it is, it is. Sorry. It's just that when I clicked on it, it took me to like the artist profile page instead of the profile page of the podcast itself. So, the pod- Their podcast is still the movie poster looking thing.

It's just, when you look at the charts, it's a picture of Mark's old Let's Play profile picture. Is it still his? I don't think Mark's old let's play profile picture. That profile picture. Is it still his? I don't think he's ever changed. Profile picture? Because I remember when we were working for Mark,

I think at one point we mentioned something. We were like, hey, have you ever thought about getting a new banner or changing the profile picture? Oh no, it's the same one, damn. Yeah, well I remember he said, he was like, no, it's solid branding and I'm keeping the branding solid across all platforms. So he kept it and it's solid branding and I'm keeping the branding solid across all platforms so he kept it and it is solid branding you know the mark to a podcast

how about that but looks like talk to oh is not as popular as she was three weeks ago the mighty have fallen oh yeah and this is coming out way after I even looked at it she may be down even further. In fact, in the comments section below, what numbers talk to her right now in the podcast charts and Spotify, in Spotify, you know, the charts on the Spotify stuff? Genius for engagement. Good job. Yeah, guys, comment what the number is.

And if you're watching this in one year, comment what it is too. And comment one thing you appreciate about your religion. No. Just people don't bring religion into this. They're the ones bringing it into it. I'm just saying talk freely amongst yourselves about religion. That's true. And then one other, and then name your least favorite thing about another religion. Yep.

That's exactly what I was going to say. The favorite thing about your religion and then your least favorite thing about another religion. That's exactly what I was going to say. The favorite thing about your religion and then your least favorite thing about another religion. Another religion that you don't buy into. Yeah. Let's just, you know, healthy conversations. Open and honest, you know, freedom of speech, open conversation, you know? That's what the YouTube comments are about. It's about opening a dialogue, you know? Jesus be the that's what the YouTube comments are about it's about opening a dialogue you know Jesus be like freedom to preach

yeah he did and when he went into a marketplace and went oh I started flipping tables and shit what a little what a little hissy fit he threw when he was younger can't hold that against him no that's when he got lost when he was younger sorry yeah no this is when Jesus was a grown man and he goes into, I guess into a church and they were selling things at tables going, oh, beads. And he flipped the tables? Yeah, and he started going, flipping tables and getting pissed off. He did though. Is that historically recorded? Because you know how there's like, you know, most historians

agree that Jesus did exist. but I wonder if like, if that actually happened, if the him flipping tables, if that was just like a story written for the Bible, or if there's historical documentation of Christ of Nazareth, just getting a toot, copping a toot, and just going up into that market and just flipping tables. Well, I've always known Jesus to be a very nice man who copies and pastes fish and bread for the masses. So, people get sometimes upset whenever we make Christianity in particular the punchline of a joke. We don't.

Well, whenever we do, as I'm having this conversation, people get really upset. And they're like, it's such an easy punch, why are you guys so mean about it? It's like, I don't know. I hope no one takes great offense into the comedy. Like, we're just, we just have a very big Christian background. Right. We just know a lot about it. So it's like, it's have a very big Christian background.

We just know a lot about it, so it's like, it's kinda like what we know. You know, and we've been doing this since day one, you know, we're not hopping on the Jesus is cool trend, like you see a lot of those other freak tubers doing. You and I, dude, we are some of the OGs on YouTube. We were unabashedly Christianity. Absolutely.

I don't know, we just grew up, like you said, very religious, southern Christian background. So it's fun. It was a big part of our lives for a large part of it. Yeah, so. Especially when we're maturing and growing up because we both attended church and youth group stuff up through high school and then stopped around college.

Yeah, I mean, I was going multiple times a week. I would go youth group on Sunday and then Wednesday night. There was another special youth group that like mine was like the rock, we met at the rock. Really? Which was just a house that the church bought across the street from the church. Oh that's kind of cool.

My church burned down. And it's sad. Let me guess, Presbyterian? Yep. Freaks. Yeah, I know. Luckily it's not Methodists. I actually know nothing about the difference between the denominations except Baptists I know tend to be a little more... Fire and brimstone. And then Catholics are very polite and nice Catholics are very like by the book like very old-school and then I feel like everything else like Methodist Presbyterian it's it's just all like we're here it's like a method

has seemed like the like like the boring guy in the office yeah it's like it's like when you copy your friend's homework and you change it slightly. Yeah. You know, that's what being a Methodist is like, or a Presbyterian, or I was Anglican, I think. Or Episcopal. Like I've said this before, but my church was one

and then switched to the other. So I don't remember if we started as Anglican and switched to Episcopal. I think we started as Episcopal, switched to Anglican. But do you remember what you were? Methodist. Okay. So here you are blasting Methodists.

You were the one who blasted the Methodists first. I just said, which is, I only said something that would be laughed at in a Methodist youth group. You're right. I'm sorry, dude. Methodist is like the business mania. They'd go haha that's like because we're so new and we're all I don't know. We're Methodists. You and I, you know what we

should do? We should we should make a skit that the entire... Okay you lost my focus. Is there any way we could squeeze like an ad in there? Give me five minutes. Okay. Let me do my type five. Okay. You can you think you can hang on? Sure. Okay We should make a skit. That is uh Sorry, you lost me again one more time Not a sketch but a skit we should make a skit And get this. It's PG, or actually it's G. And it's uh. So there's gonna be at least some guidance necessary to watch it.

It's Y7. It's TVY7. What's the Y stand for? Young? Young7? What did the Y stand for in Y seven? Youth? It's for like youth. Youth seven! Young or youth that's all I can really think about. Sounds like a Scientology level. Maybe it's from all the yucks. The yucks? Yuck yuck yuck! You'll yuck seven times at least. Yeah. But I want to make a skep, a skit with you that is fully, you know, it's appropriate

and it's Christian and the purpose is hopefully we can get it shown in youth groups across America. Well, we were, because we were joking during the making of the green screen skit for Jesus Club. We were joking of like, because I remember in my youth group, I remember one time they showed a clip from the parkour scene in the office, or they showed like other office scenes. And it's like they correlated to the lesson always so like they bring in other media and sometimes

they'd also show videos of like, it was the videos were made by people who were like agnostic and not like mean about Christianity but they were still poking fun at it and then we would watch like a clip of that and be like us Christians you know it would be like that so Matt were Matt and I were hoping that you know we we could potentially have Jesus Club be like isn't this a funny little sketch but the the moment the idea came around of the Hymen checks. Hymen inspection. Yeah, that kind of flew out the window.

But the Hymen inspections got too many chuckles out of myself and Matthew to let Slot, to get buried in the creative wasteland. That was a really fun skit to produce because we. It was a funny what ad you produce because a while ago you had the idea for like Jesus Club shirt and hat and then we just dropped the surfing sketch and we were like we just got to stop being babies about our ideas and just fucking to make stuff see if we can just make

something quick so we thought it would be funny to make like a Jesus Club Skit that could like correlate with the the hat and the shirt Not an ad but a skit to go along with it we're We're just we're just taking the piss where where that's every we we are very very obvious It's like of course there is like an ad component to it. So those who like quote unquote have called it out. While I think our annoyance comes at the disregarding of the creativity that went behind it, it's whatever. You can, at the end of the day it is used to promote Jesus Club, which everyone should

be a part of in general. But it was fun to make. We were just like brainstorming. We're here late at night and it's like, all right, let's write and shoot a green screen sketch tonight and we did. And I just remember the Hyman inspection part. We were fucking ROFLing, dude. We were ROFLing pretty hard.

And then you found that picture on Google of the detective with the magnifying glass and fucking lost my shit. Because I had a vision of the exact picture I wanted for the Hyman inspection. It was just like a guy in a Sherlock Holmes outfit with a big magnifying glass and yeah one of you actually drove to Carolina wings the next week as of my childhood but then mine the one that I remember is was on

San Andrews Road that's the one I I went to as a little boy they went to the other one and they look the same they look the same, they look bland. The person didn't look bland for that. No, no, no, the building. Where it's the words and then a circular picture of a pig and a chicken. Carolina Wings and Rib House. Don't forget the Rib House.

Is it slash Rib House or and Rib House? And, and percent, I believe. Well, I only got their wings. Carolina Wings is where I was introduced to teriyaki chicken wings. Seriously. Yeah, that's where I got a love for ter got their wings. That's Carolina wings is where I was introduced to teriyaki chicken wings seriously yeah, that's where I got a love for teriyaki wings and I recently made the move away from Buffalo Wild Wings because what You know I had we we had our we had our moments and we enjoyed it and we you know better call Saul back

In the day, but you have to be honest Legitimately no hyperbole, nine times out of 10, they get your order wrong and forget all the sauces. That's not hyperbole. It's literally like, I can be so specific where you and I are ordering Buffalo Wild Wings. They're not sending their best at Buffalo Wild Wings. They're not.

Those are some bad hombres. And basically, I could add extra sauce. I'd be like, cup. And then I would go on the menu. There's an option to add. By the way, you pay for it. We're paying for the extra sauce. Yeah, and it's like one extra thing of sauce. And I would even put in the notes.

I would put in the notes. Please make sure the extra sauce is in there. Show up, no extra sauce. And that was not like a once or twice thing. Because mistakes happen in the food service world I get it But I got to the point where I wasn't getting a correct order at all Yeah, and from multiple multiple Buffalo Wild Wings and also like when you

When you're in when you're in it. It's the it's wings. It's it's it's great. It's great atmosphere. You're with your buds Sports outside looking in love sports outside looking in now What is it? It's a diss. It's you it's typically a gross mismanaged establishment Wait until we take one over. That's what I think I think we need to do We need to pull one of those, you know, like the guy did for gay chick-fil-A. We need to do that except for like maybe like white Buffalo Wild Wings. Just as like, no, like we don't have to just. What? You lost me.

Just as like a marketing thing. It's like, like white, like like white history. Like we put all a bunch of like classic white history on the walls. OK, let's go to ads and we'll be right back. ["Spring Day"] If anything, white people from their past deserve to eat at Buffalo Wild Wings for like, their like, for uh, what's the, what's the, it's like in between hell and the living. Purgatory?

It's like their purgatory. Buffalo Wild Wings feels like a purgatory when you're inside of it. It does, because it's not the worst place in the world. You're never in hell. You're like waiting forever for like, the lowest quality wings. It's never fast, and all it is is like, they're not breading and frying them there.

They are frozen, pre-fried, like, nuggets that they just heat up. It's like they just take a sauce, and they just go, pfft. They like like just sometimes you can see the globs of sauce like they didn't. They didn't toss it. Yeah they didn't toss it at all. It's not well mixed onto the chicken.

It's just like and then smear it on the wing a little bit. Like I, another thing is like I would always order the boneless wings which would just just be frozen chicken nuggets, essentially, that they heat up. And then- Like Tyson nuggets. Exactly, but I like a lot of sauce, hence why I would always ask for the extra sauce.

They would forget the extra sauce, and then there would actually be whole wings that only had a dot of sauce on it. And I'm like, this is just a fucking plain chicken nugget now. And you know what Buffalo Wild Wings is not the worst tasting in the world I enjoy like yeah if someone were to say it's good Buffalo Wild Wings on me I'll join and I won't complain I'll have a good time probably

I'm just sad but if it's on my dime I'm probably gonna complain and it's expensive too like it's not it's not cheap you know if it was super cheap I could you know let it slide complain. And it's expensive too. Like it's not cheap. If it was super cheap, I could let it slide a little more. It's like the service sucks, the food sucks, but I'm getting what I'm paying for. But what is it that every location has the same fucking problem? Where like, I remember where, when we first moved out here for some reason,

we had a Buffalo Wild Wings kick. Oh yeah, we did. If you remember, just, there would be times we'd get seated at a table, and the place would be essentially empty, except for like, I'm being realistic, like 10 other seated people scattered around. Half of them being at the bar.

Yeah, half of them being at the bar. It would take 20 minutes for us to even get a drink order. Like for people, I don't know, to do the serving part of the job. Well, my favorite was the classic, happened many times. Finally someone comes, takes the drink order, walks away, five minutes go by, someone else comes up and takes a drink order and it's like, we already, they already got the drinks. It's like, it's like okay yeah then nothing happens and then uh finally I get my overpriced sprite and uh look guys we usually don't like to talk about drama and get into it but Buffalo Wild Wings you can see pushed us a little too

far I'll be silent no more Buffalo Wild Wings getting our orders wrong time and time again not including the sauces, not being timely. And I'm not, we're not trying to sound like Karens. We're legitimately waiting 20 minutes for a drink order in an essentially empty establishment. Hello? Yeah. I just want some water. I just want a little bit of water. I'm thirsty. Now can an ombre get some water please? Yeah. It's fucking ridiculous.

However, the sports environment, when I look at that TV screen on the wall and I see football or basketball or baseball, I feel fantastic. Thank God they don't put fucking volleyball on there or softball. If they put volleyball, I'd be rocking an erection the whole time

in Buffalo Wild Wings, and that's no good. No. Our friend, former friend Johnson, was banned from all Buffalo Wild Wings establish and that's no good. No. You know? Our friend, former friend Johnson, was banned from all Buffalo Wild Wings establishments for that very reason. But that's when they were showing basketball, so. Yeah.

I'm not gonna get into his business, you know? We playin' basketball. We playin' basketball. What's that from? Sounds very familiar. I've heard you sing it before probably like Mike Probably like Mike maybe it's from a scene in like Mike or something Was it just in your head either that or just some like it's from some mid 2000s early 2000s thing So you didn't come up with it? No, are you is there any part of your brain?

That's like maybe you did come up with that and you don't know what it's from didn't come up with it is a song we playing basketball let me see i challenge our lovely viewers to uh find where that's from because i believe you came up with it ryan and you're just selling yourself short you're not giving yourself any credit what does that say yeah can we get some little romeo on the track? It's Lil Bow Wow baby. Lil Bow Wow, sorry. What about Little Romeo? He's alright. He had the Romeo show. He did. The Little Romeo show was... I always turned it off when it came on. Rap music? No thank you. You couldn't correlate. Huh? You couldn't correlate and feel connected to him. You didn't get it. At the time I just didn't get it.

I wasn't hip with it. It's a deep show, there's many layers. I just remember in the themes. It's kind of like Lost. At some point you get confused and you're not sure kind of what story they're trying to tell, especially when they do the time jump in the little Romeo third season.

Right, right. And then they do kind of like the what if this happened timeline, similar to Lost. I think they were kind of inspired by it. Oh, well they had a lot of the same writers as Lost. And the Little Romeo show actually, I think as someone who has watched both complete series multiple times,

I think the Little Romeo show actually had I think a deeper lore and plot behind it than Lost, because Lost could be pretty lazy. Better connected themes with the narrative, definitely. Totally, yeah. And also the religious undertones in Lost are kind of overtones, where it's like they throw it in your face.

With Little Romeo, there's a lot of Islamic undertones that I think that they kind of, they peppered in there very well, where it's not straight up in your face like how Lost does it. Oh yeah. Both great shows though. I highly recommend both of them.

And I wonder what Little Romeo is up to these days. That's someone we could get on the podcast. Let's see what, I wonder what Little Romeo's up to today. Let me check it out. I bet we could get Small Romeo on the podcast. You know we could get small Romeo on the podcast you know we could you know Romeo Miller is American rapper and actor let's let's check Spotify oh is he still dropping is he big Romeo now let me see Romeo Miller what up it's big Romeo yeah Romeo artist. The last thing was 2019.

Okay. Called Hidden Treasure. Half a decade, but you know, could still be on the wagon. You know, why do these artists, because you know it's sad. Why do they feel like they have to have autotune? You got a lot of crooks try to steal your heart.

Never really had luck. You can never figure out how to love. Ka-da-da-da-da- never figure out how to love How to love You got a lot of moments that didn't last forever Now you're in the corner trying to put it together, how to love That is a great Wayne song Actually that is a really good Dude I love Lil Wayne

I'm sitting in the sun at the stair I'm hungry over there I love the way little Wayne raps like That's his greatest song that in six foot seven foot eight foot bunch. Yep crunch I do like little Wayne little Wayne quite a bit. Yeah, I used to actually really not like little Wayne And then I learned what a genius he was. He's actually very smart Little Wayne turned out to be big Wayne in your head. Yeah, you could say that He's a big brain Wayne is what they call him for two reasons little Wayne Uh, he wrote in a diary from jail every day

Which he had diarrhea in jail every day Yeah, yeah, I'm so nervous about six foot seven foot and how good it would do. Mm-hmm And he's like I'm behind bars. I can't be out there to promote the song. He's behind bars. Okay, like rap bars. Creating bars. Okay, well he wrote in his diary every day. But Drake slept with his girl.

And Drake told him that. Why would Drake tell him this? I think he told him that to try to be like, hey man, I just really respect you and I'm gonna let you know. And it really tore Wayne up and Wayne wrote about it in his diary. And I'm probably getting some details wrong, but I just.

Drake had sex with my ex-girlfriend. I read the diary page where he's like, it was just really, I can't stop thinking about it. Did he upload the diary page to his Instagram? I think he sold it as a book. Oh, interesting. The Diary of Lil Wayne. Yeah, and Drake actually has a tattoo of Wayne on him.

Fun fact. Does he? Where? I think on his arm. Just a tattoo of Lil Wayne? I think he did it to apologize to Wayne. Sorry I had sex with your ex-girlfriend with your girl I got your face tattooed. I'm sure that made everything better. It did it actually it healed everything it healed all

You know there's people that have wronged me that if they just came back into my life with a tattoo of me on their arm It's all good. That's why you have the Pete Boudicac tattoo. He didn't accept the apology, but yeah. Hopefully he'll come around. He's a very sweet guy. I know and I wronged him and I feel bad about it. He pokes a lot of how happy he is married and all that. And I think that honestly that's just. I think he's just trying to rub it in your face.

I think deep down he's actually miserable. 100%. And he's just doing it to get to you. The tattoo is not one I'm going to get rid of though and I hope that Pete, if you're listening, Mayor Pete, I hope that you will come around in time because I am sorry and I miss you. And just leave it there, leave it at that. Did you see that clip of Mayor Pete?

He was being asked, it's like, why did Elon Musk lie and say that you were like blocking aid and then he's like well, it was just a miscommunication It turns out that but Did you no no I was just doing an impression of mayor, okay? Okay? What did what did he say impression? It was just like it was just like It all was like easily handled over a phone call. It was about getting Starlink hooked up, but Elon Musk framed it to where it's like, the Democrats are not letting people get aid.

I just read that fun little headline before this where it's like, Kamala Harris is making people die in the hurricane relief effort purposely because those are swing vote states and she wants those people to die so they can't vote. Well that's proven and also just so you know the Democrats have been steering hurricanes towards red districts of like Florida is you know like just getting smacked left and right. North Carolina, Georgia, it's an effort to keep these people from going out and voting. I think the moral of the story being that Elon Musk just likes to cause a lot of,

just likes to say bullshit and things that, I think he got his feelings hurt, it's like, they're not letting Starlink in, what's wrong with my Starlink? And then he has to create a big fuss about it. You know like, let's say a YouTuber has a problem with like Best Buy or like American Airlines. Sure.

I feel like it's kind of like in the same way, except in this case it was. Oh, when they blast them on like Twitter or something? Yeah. I do think that, I don't know, I can't really say too much bad about Elon after we saved those Thai kids from that cave well, this is gonna be awkward because there's an elephant in the room we have to talk about and

What you all know on the podcast Matt and I are big Elon Musk heads You know, he's the modern-day Tony Stark, you know, if there wasn't an Iron Man he he's as close to cool as Iron Man is he's the modern day Tony Stark. You know, if there wasn't an Iron Man, he's as close to cool as Iron Man is. He recently went out at a Trump rally and embarrassed himself. He did an embarrassing jump up and down. Remember the toddler jump he did? Oh, the one where it's like he's a toddler that wants to be picked up? Yeah, yeah, he did an embarrassing jump up and down he didn't remember the toddler jump he did Oh the one where it's like he's like a taller than once we picked up. Yeah. Yeah, he did he did the toddler jump again and

He brought he you know the the red hats make America great again. He made a black version He called him dark Maga and you know I He's as I said as I said before this he's the modern-day Tony Stark he's the he's the richest and smartest man there ever once was and because because you make so hard to defend him when he does stuff like you and I like to emulate him and his style and now that's gonna be at Thanksgiving this year when I walk in in my black MAGA hat and my black Occupy Mars t-shirt and I do the jump.

Well people say that the jump is cool and you know there's people on the right that are trying to you know oh the jump is not that awkward look how cool he's just having fun. He did it to Troll before. Yeah he did it to the left. He did it to Troll because they made fun of him before and you know I tried to do the same thing. I didn't make a point of it. I was at a, this, not the wedding I'm going to, but I was at another family wedding in the past. And as soon as that dance came out, I'm like, okay, I'm gonna, if this is in, I'm gonna do it. And I'm gonna try to help Elon out to

make this more of a thing. And it would be his cringe. Yeah, I wanted to legitimize the jump up. And I put a glass up and said I had a speech and then I started doing the jump. When I got to the point in the speech when I was talking about how joyful I was that they got married. And everyone was just kind of,

everyone just went silent. And there was like a, like that echoed and then like a like a little murmuring kind of half laugh. Did you wear your Occupy Mars t-shirt? No and that might have been the problem because they probably didn't get who I was emulating otherwise they would have been like oh my god it's Musk. Yeah it's Musk. But yeah I mean as much as we try to make it look cool,

it's just not working. And we just hope that, I just hope that by the grace of God, he becomes more confident in himself, because I think that all of this is just due to his kind of very obvious lack of confidence. Because you could tell when when he says something he's looking for the audience approval like in before he says like before he said the dark MAGA thing like you could tell that you know, he thought of that like the week before and he Just thought about it non-stop and was like I'm good I'm gonna start my speech with with this joke and he got a custom black MAGA hat his black

Occupy Mars shirt and the whole time leading up to him walking on stage his heart was pounding not for the speech he was giving but just for that opening line and See, I think you're giving him a little too much credit I think at first it started out as him getting embarrassed by wearing the bright red even though he is pro-trump I think that for some reason like in photo like it makes him uncomfortable because, because he knows when he's at a Trump rally, like wearing that or like saying the stuff on Twitter, he's gonna have people agree with him,

but going out in public and dealing with real people wearing a MAGA hat makes him a little scared, because he's like, you know, he doesn't like confrontation. He's worried about how he looks. So. I think you're wrong. Oh, okay. He radiates confidence to me. Very, very powerful confidence.

Especially when he jumps up and down like a toddler. Go fuck yourself. And then, I've seen many people make the point, but it still stands. I do think it is funny of the constant chatter of celeb culture and the left is programming people and like the left has all these elites that are buying them out, blah blah blah blah blah. And I'm like, you have the richest man in the world that had a political rally for one political party of the two you know in

a two-party system it's just it's just funny I just find it interesting as the French say muy enterosante you know, I Wonder if Elon Musk ever has heard of super mega Think so. Maybe he's maybe given us a watch He could be watching right now and then we could get a fucking tweet blasted our way and you know you don't want those those ex-heads coming at us because Like I went after he did the jump I saw a photograph of him midair

with joy on his face and Donald Trump looking back at him. Actually it looks like he was a little scared, like he accidentally jumped a little too high and was worried about landing in a cool fashion. Or maybe going too high and maybe escaping the earth's gravity and just keeps going. I like how you can read him when he's doing these things, like he'll do the thing and then go whatever it is

And then he'll he'll do like the self-assured like okay That was good And he'll look around and you could kind of see him like pausing reading and being like another one another one And then he does it again or the other thought could be like he goes was that uncool no I'm Elon Musk now. I'll do it again because people think that I probably am awkward, but no I meant to do that Mm-hmm. I meant to do that. I meant to do that. XQC.

Both are people who have met with Donald Trump. You okay? Yeah. But I saw someone tweet that picture out and they said, this photo will be one for the history books in like full seriousness. It'll be on history book covers hopefully. I'm not letting my kid go to a school

unless that's on the front cover. No more Statue of Liberty or Pearl Harbor or Great Depression photos. Maybe the one where Trump's going, fight, fight. You know, I thought it was, I mean, when you look at it, one president can barely walk up some steps and the other one gets shot in the fucking head

and then fist bumps, pretty epic. I wish he did that laugh as a self confidence. He does in my, when I read it, he does. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I was showing you him twirling the t-shirt around, looking at other people twirling the t-shirts around at a sports event event he's like, looking at me. Like that is his brain.

He is at the end of the day, socially, because of who he is. He is just a socially like inept middle schooler. Like he's just like a rich kid in middle school he's seeking the approval of others and then flaunting the wealth of like his parent or like just like in this case his business and other people's faces as a means to solidify is like see aren't I cool because money dude because say what you want he's gonna put us on Mars. Because Black, Dark Maga.

Not Black Maga, that's a different group, yeah. But Elon, you know, he said, we're gonna have humans on Mars by 2024. 2026, that's not happening, I promise, in the next decade. And you know what, if we do put humans on Mars By 2030 I'll eat my words I will print them I'll print the transcript of this everything I'm saying right now out I will hate my answer to this my answer is who fucking cares

Who fucking care I care dude like I don't I really don't care That's not like I don't know out of like the technology He's putting out. There are stuff that like Starlink is being used for that's great and that's good and that is like beneficial But like he's not the one like building and crafting Starlink. It's teams of very smart engineers Yes, pioneering all this and he just puts his face and name on it. But uh, yeah, I don't know I Don't know. I don't know. He's not gonna be the one to lead humans to Mars. No.

100% no. No, I promise he's not. He led humans to X. I know. And look what happened. He was shot and killed. You know, humans I think will step foot on Mars in our lifetime.

Who was shot and killed? X. XXX Tintossian. Got it. Pretty poor taste. I think we'll step foot on Mars in our lifetime. Who was shot and killed? X. X, X, X, Tentacion. Got it. Pretty poor taste. I was, yeah, I'm sorry. I had to go back just to make sure. Yeah.

I'm sorry, X. And I doubt that you would be making that joke if Billie Eilish truly did give you those glasses. Because they were good friends. I know, they were close. Well, the media doesn't know. The asshole. And hopefully she sees me defending him in this clip. Oh, I see what you're doing, dude. Because they were good friends. I know, they were close. Asshole. The media doesn't know. Hopefully she sees me defending him in this clip.

I see what you're doing, dude. The second the cameras are off, you're going to drop this little bullshit. Maybe I need to give him the red glasses. Because I'm the red era. Matt's the green era. I'm the red era. Check this out, dude. We have fights about which era of Billie Eilish is better. I'm dark Billie. Red Billie. Blue Billie. Green Billie. Billy, blonde Billy, blonde Billy slaps.

I'll tell you something. You could be the first man on Mars if you wanted, Ryan. If you dropped all of this super mega bullshit right now. Yeah. Started training. If your mom changes her name legally to Mars. Come on, man. to Mars come on man I told you with the the mom shits gotta stop okay it's just one little goof no it's not one little goof dude you do it all the time and

I've already told you how I feel it's about and I told you how she feels stop no dude okay now you've done it again I told you how she feels and how I feel by extension. So stop, knock it the fuck off, man. So just like the comedy in the meanness and rudeness of calling someone fat. Calling my, like also someone that can't defend themselves because my mom doesn't have a platform to like. Maybe she should have worked harder. She should have quit teaching elementary school and started building a social media presence what else I mean that's all you toys reviews that could have

been you you could have been Ryan toys reviews yeah she could have started hoary me out on YouTube when I was a young boy not hoary me out in a sexual way you know what I mean yeah and I'm surprised she didn't you know I know she loves fame and power and money cuz you Matthew you as a young kid It's almost like you were made for Nickelodeon or Disney Channel. I could picture it now with the hair With like the bulk of it your your want to like act and like you your your charisma and your talent at that age Thank you. You could have been.

I bet you if the stars aligned, you could have been Freddie and iCarly. If I had an agent, you know, that could have repped me. See, that's probably Nick Loney. Did you ever get jealous as a kid of like just other kids on shows being like, oh yeah, I could do this. And then I'd be, it would be fun. I get to, I could do this and then I'd be it would be fun.

I get to I could do this. I was jealous because I was like, how did they get this? They must have rich parents. And they typically do almost always. Yeah, they had rich parents or connections already in Hollywood or the parents, even if they're not rich. They were the parents that took them out of school to move them to Los Angeles

because the parent was so obsessed with them being a star. Yeah. Which is, that's probably what I'll do. You know, I'll have a kid and then I will be desperate for the heydays, the golden age of super mega. They've, there's a lot of laws in place now to protect children in the entertainment industry. Nope, not YouTube though.

Yeah, wink wink. With movies and TV there is, but- Hey, Hollywood's a changed place. There's a lot of things in place now to protect the kids. There are no laws for YouTube. I can have my child pumping out as much content as I please, and I don't have to give them a damn penny because it is not a movie or television show so

I do want to have some kids though so they can become vlogs. Yeah and vloggers I'm gonna poop and while I am taking this poop Matt tell them why there's names on screen. Okay Well Ryan, we'll see you next episode. The name- It's a stinky one. Did you toot? No, I didn't. You didn't leave me with a parting gift?

I just tooted, so I don't think it'll- You left me with a parting gift because now you're shutting the door. Okay. Couldn't have waited until you were out. Okay. The names on screen right now that are scrolling, you might be going, holy F. What? What are all these names?

These are the names of all of daddy's little children, okay? These are the names of all the potential boys, girls, and everything in between that I could birth one day that could become vloggers. And all of these names are ones that Ryan and I sat down and thought up, we were like, what are some good names that I could name potential children to create vlogs to make money and put in my bank account?

So here's all those names. The names in the top box are the ones that are a little bit cooler. And if you wanna be one of those names, you can go to patreon.com slash super mega or click in the description and You could sign up for our patreon and become an executive producer or just a regular producer You also get stickers each month with those and get your name in every new episode or you could just do the five dollar tier

Which gets you all the content? It's it's it's all fun. It's soup. It's super duper fun And you also can get more of this episode you can get super mini show, which is a little a extra scoop every week of This week's episode so we love you you guys are amazing you guys are the sweetest most caring loving beautiful people in the world Ryan and I would be nothing without you.

And I think I don't know how to end it, so maybe to bring it full circle. Luke, why don't you go ahead and play us out? And now to end the podcast, Matt is gonna come on and sing an original song. Matt, get over here. No, Matt, get out from behind the camera, take the headphones off. You're turning it back around on me. I don't have bandages on my face and I have these

big bruises on my face from where Ryan hits me. Original song? Can it be a cover okay original song hmm super mega show it's the show with Matt and Ryan they're two best friends in the whole world and they have a podcast together. Oh, Super Mega Show. Oh, Super Mega Show. These goofy guys, Matt and Ryan, they are the funniest best friends on the interwebs. With the best fans in the world. Thanks. Thank you. Matt, also, sorry not Matt, Ryan also if you see this Matt accidentally called me his best friend the other day. Stop!