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Episode Date: April 15, 2026

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Hear about Jason Derulo? It was on the set of Moana, the live-action Moana. Yeah. It's a shame. He was really talented. He got into a dick measuring contest with Dwayne the Rock Johnson, which a literal dick-measuring contest. Well, I don't know why he thought he would win that, to be fair.

I mean, he won it, but just not the way, just not in the, I mean, the Rock wasn't happy, and we all know what happens when the Rock. isn't happy. People leave set with a black eye or bruised ribs. So, I was, I was going to make a really funny joke. Black guy. Yeah. Yeah. All right, guys, we'll see you. Yeah. We'll see you after the intro. Tom Cruise is good in those Mission Impossible movies, isn't he? Right? Like, say what you want about the guy, but he's very charismatic. He, unbelievable. Anyways, um, I, I love, uh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, classic Tom Cruise.

He's on like 60 Minutes Australia and the interviewer is like asking him about his his relationship with Nicole Kidman. He's like, the guy's name is Matt. And he's like, now Matt, watch it. Cross the line here, bud. He warns him several times. Matt Lauer, right? No, no, no, it's a different.

There's another one with Matt Lauer, isn't there? There probably is. I thought there was one where Matt Lauer keeps going on. And he's like, okay. Because the Australian one is a bloke named Matt. And he's, uh... Well, I guess Matt Lauer, yeah, is an Australian. Imagine if he was, though.

Um, hold on. Old Matt Lauer, not new, uh, new age Matt Lauer. Fuck, new age Matt Lauer, dude. Him and his hippie bullshit. Always peddling some kind of scam, some herbal supplement. Can he get fired for sexual harassment? Yeah, he did, yeah. He did.

He, uh, he went by-bye. I loved him during the ball-droppings, New Year's celebrations. New Year's is just not the same. what are we going to do? It was Anderson Cooper and Matt Lauer. Now it's just Don Lemon getting shit-faced and- Don Lemon doesn't even work for CNN. No, he got fired too.

And now he's on the streets, interviewing people in Times Square about if they support the Iran war. I like, like the first half of that said it makes it sound like he went homeless because he got fired from CNN. Now he's on the streets. He's a reporter on the streets. Very successful still. It is reporting. lingo on the streets.

Yeah, it's doing Cassam G stuff. That's right. Casim G did that, fuck it, at the boardwalk and shit. Yeah. I forgot about those videos. What was it? It was like California on,

and it would just be some topic or something. So what do you think about this? I wonder if those hit as good as they did in yesteryear. Dude, in yesterday year. Gay marriage. Well?

Hit or miss? Dude, uh, Casim G. I mean, talk about, Talk about one crazy bloke, right? One crazy lad. He's still, he's still kicking it. He's everywhere.

I'll see him pop up randomly and not even expect it. I mean, we all know him from Nice Peter. Yep. Not at, and Epic. Not because it was just, it was just Nice Peter. But it was the, um, uh, Superman Sox video. Which you, you've always sang that song. And, uh, I surprisingly, I hadn't seen, like, I, I didn't.

Listen to that one when I was younger. Damn shame. Well, yeah, I know. It's a good song, too. I was saying this to you recently. We were working on a sketch, and we kept putting that song on just to kind of get the mood, the mood lifted.

And A, it always works, but B, I've said it, and I'll say it again, Nice Peter. When it comes to song composition, he knows what he's doing. He's good at putting together the composition of a song. Superman Sox is a wonderful, wonderful song. And not just that song. We had a whole playlist running, and every song I think was almost kind of like, it was like a reaffirmation for you of like, no, yeah, he's fucking, like, he knows what he's doing. He knows how to make a fucking catchy tune.

Well, it's like, I never thought that Nice Peter was like musically ungifted or anything. Because of epic rap battles of history. Right. I just, I didn't, beyond epic rap battles of history, I didn't really like, you know, know too much about his musical prowess. And then you introduced me to Nice Peter and Kassam G's flying high in my Superman socks. And it's a good fucking song. Now, I want to be careful here because if we start talking a lot about Nice Peter, Epic Lloyd is going to get very jealous as Epic Lloyd usually does. You should call him Jealous Lloyd.

Jealous Lloyd 777. It's disgusting the way he gets jealous. He literally turns bright red. Like that slipper. Like, yep, that slipper right there. It's funny that those are referred to as slippers because that's... I mean, you slip them on. Yeah, you do, but when I think of slippers, I think it, like, for audio listeners, this is like what Dorothy would wear.

Right? Yeah, just not, they're not, um, encrusted with any jewels. Unfortunately not. You know, like the ruby slippers. Originally not ruby, originally silver, platinum, something like that in the, in the books. Are ruby's like super expensive? or is that one of those gems that's like seen as fancy or is fancy but like it's a very affordable price in today's market?

Yeah, like if you opened up a treasure chest, like let's say you were just searching for pirate treasure and you so happen to be so lucky to find this pirate treasure. You follow the map to the X. The X marks the spot. You open it up. There's a bunch of gold coins which you're excited for. Are you also going to be excited about like the red gems and the green gems and the and the and the, you know, sapphire.

I would, I think, be more excited about the gems than I would be about the doubloons. Probably because they feel cool. Yeah. You'll feel them, they're all smooth. Dude, especially if they looked like the, like the chaos emeralds, like that type of gem. You know, it's like that shape and like that, that like geometric structure. Do people know how to, how to just sink into like a kid's brain and just hook it?

Because I remember just like, as a kid, imagining the chaos emeralds being like, they're somewhat clear. And that was what made them cool. Yeah. They're colorful yet clear and solid and heavy. There's something so cool about like those early low polygraphics when it would be something that was like a crystal or like a gem. That's like a staple of like action adventure movies or video games for kids where it's like there's some kind of a gem. There's some special gem that's been stolen and now it possesses power and we have to get it back.

Well, even the new Odyssey did a whole, I mean, even literally like the gems in Donkey Kong Bonanza, where it's like, where are all my banana gems? Like, it's the classic, I lost my special thing and now I got to get it back. And it feels good getting the banana gems. Every time you get it, it's all shiny and it feels like it did. It's wonderful. Honestly, I wish that the gems were real because they look so cool when you're real. Come on, man, come on. You know that's not my name. And you're a Jim. Come on, no. I don't. Well, I'm a gem. A Gem and I. Hey, it's Jim and I. Jim and I. Jim and I. Whenever my mom would say Jim and I, as in her husband, Jim and I, I always, I was like, it sounds like Gem and I, like from like a biblical thing.

And she goes, ah, yeah. And then Jim goes, shut up, pussy boy. Yeah, and then he, well, you're missing the part where he's, like, it's. hit me upside the head with a metal baseball. Well, baseball bat. Well, it's implied. He'd hit the metal. He'd try to hit the metal baseball. And if I was scared and moved away from it, he'd call me a pussy. Ryan, why are you making up these stories about, about Jim hitting metal baseballs at you when you were young? That never happened. Sure, he chased, he chased you around the yard with a metal rod. But that wasn't a bat. Dude, what if...

That's also another lie Just to get my mom... Oh! He said a lie, but then... But then added something that maybe was true on top of it. You know, imagine if Jim...

Imagine if he had, you know, going back to the Chaos Himals. The Jim Jems? Very, like, special gems that, like, possess his stepdad energy. They had the... The Jim Dollar, what big boy bucks?

What was it called? You created it. have one, I think. Dude, oh my God. Big boy bucks to go against Brent coin. Yeah, when we, uh, when we, when we, when we worked at GameGroms, um, around the office for, uh, Brent started to manipulate, um, people in the office. He probably, this honestly sounds like a vine or something he saw. Yeah.

He just started doing. Uh, he, he got like coins made, like actual coins, like pressed from some like, uh, like person in China that, like, press these, like, actually coins. these actual coins. They were good quality coins. Yeah, they were good coins. I still have mine in my memories box. Mine's probably either in my glove compartment or in my memory box. But it's got a, it's got Brent's face on it.

And he would hand them out if you were like doing good at your job. And you know what frustrated me was he seemed to be handing them out left and right, but always overlooked us. Well, specifically to Jory. Yeah, that really, that really just, Joey's a good boy. He's nice. He's a great guy. I love him. But he, is he that deserving of, okay, no, it's not that he's not that deserving

of more Brent coins, but it's the, it's the fact that, well, if Brent's willing to dish them out with such generosity. So willy-nilly. So what's wrong with us? Why, why are we not, like, like, I made us work harder for the Brent coin. I remember we each got a Brent coin, but it was not for, I mean, it was for doing something, I'm sure, but ultimately it was like, oh, here you go. It felt participatory. Yeah, it felt like, you're, it felt like, you're not. It felt like, It was like, I just got the shipment in from China. I guess you guys can have one. So keep it up.

Then we never got a second Brent coin, or I never got a second Brent. I never got a second Brent coin. Do you think he still has a Brent coin? Do you think they still use Brent coin over at the Grump space? He shifted it into like a digital asset. It's a crypto now. It's a Bitcoin, the Brent coin. That seems like if it had just been maybe a few years later, that would have been

what Brent would have done. He would have been like, hey, we got an office crypto now. Brent's like just like, why, why are you guys still talking about me on the fucking podcast? I mean, the NFTs where they could have done blindbox NFTs. That's a blind box for a QR code. So I, okay, I, when I, I, I didn't know what NFTs were the first time I heard about them. And someone pitched them to me, uh, from a merch company we used to work with. And they were like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like,

you should like do these of like your triangle guys or something. I was like, oh, that's so cool. Yeah. And I remember, I think I even put out a tweet where I was like feeling it out. And I knew nothing about NFTs at the time. Was it an avalanche of, oh, people were like, dude, you fucking idiot. And I was like, and I deleted it. It just shows the favoritism people have when it comes to like a comedic duo because I got

I got away with a McGeecoin and McGeecoin plus and McGeecoin platinum. Yeah, and it seems like everyone made money with that except me. I mean, you kept begging for like a little inside. You know, hey, we're best friends. Maybe you should just tell me when the big flush is going on. Well, but I feel like that takes away the fun. Well, I mean, Luke knew about it. How much do Luke make?

I think of it. It's not important. We can just go to, we can go to, it's ad time, I think. I think it's time for an ad a lot. How much were Luke shares diluted down to? Luke, you don't even have to answer that, Luke. Just go to ads. Yeah, social network.

What was it? 10. What were your shares diluted down to? Two dollars. Dude, it is honestly like, if I were, uh, Luke ads. Yo, the super mega show is on. I love the term, road for a semen. Yeah, I forgot to put genius in.

Because I'm going to Japan. Taiwan. No, I'm going to Japan. China. Riot! Stop! If I were Edward O'Auberon, I don't know how he says the last name, if I were, if I were him from Facebook, portrayed by Andrew Garfield in the social network,

by the way, I would be furious. I would have reacted the same way he did when I found out that they diluted my shares in the company without telling me down to 0.000-0 something. Especially if Justin Timberlake. smiling about it in your face. Well, because his shares didn't get diluted. No. Nor did Mark Zuckerberg.

Not even a little. Nope. Sean Napster didn't get it. That wasn't even a joke. I actually just legitimately called him Sean Napster. Sean Parker. That movie did some great press for Sean Parker because who the fuck, you know, I know his name forever now because of Justin Timberlake in the social network.

Otherwise, I wouldn't know who Sean Parker is. I'm just not too, uh, I'm not sure I'm on. board for this sequel. Is it even the, is it the same director? No, but it's the same writer. It's a Sorkin. I mean, I love, you know, I love his writing, but I think it's one of, I'd have to go back and look, but I feel like it's one of those, um, duos where they are much better together

than a part. Like us. Oh, yeah. Well, you know, you saw me play Lies of P by myself. I, I, I would have gotten through it quicker if you were there next to me. And instead, wasted everyone's time. Well, for me more, I can't really criticize when it comes to gaming. I thought you were going to use the ventriloquist show you did as an example of, you know.

Oh, it's a one-man ventriloquist show. I think it's pretty cool. Okay. Well, I mean... I mean, every show is a one-man ventriloquist show. Yeah, but I mean... But no one advertises it like that. usually.

I'm a ventriloquist, but this is a one-man show. Well, it's kind of given, but I guess it's more so. It's not even that you were bad at it. It's more so it's just like people stop doing that kind of like puppet show maybe in the 20s. I try to just, I wear a face mask when I'm doing it because I'm not like, you know, goaded with the sauce at ventriloquism. Well, it's more so the accents and the mask you were wearing. I mean, it was more review, by the way. We don't need to get into it, but...

I'm steamed. Let's talk about something else. I don't want to be steamed anymore. Okay, I'm sorry. Let's talk about something neutral and something that, you know, everyone could give their opinion on. Like, what's the U.S. doing in Iran? Maybe I'm coming down with something.

Please don't be coming down with something, Ryan? because then that's going to make me come down with something and I don't want to come down with anything. Besides... What? The only works if it was get down. Oh, okay. But come down.

Unless you're on drugs. Yeah. See, that works. It's not as fun. It's more sad than fun. Drugs? I guess depending on the drugs. But like, you know,

in that, and it seems like in that conversation would be more of like a serious than like a, hey, come down. I'm on the, Come down. No one's like...

Yeah, guys, I'm coming down! Yeah, exactly. Whoa, the drugs are wearing off. Thank God my drugs and alcohol are wearing off. Finally. Oh, yeah. I like that. I mean, to someone who, you know, imagine it's them with the alcohol and drugs wearing off.

It would be like, uh, think of a movie where someone takes a super serum that only lasts like a day and they're in the middle of a fight and they feel it starting to wear off. That's what happens. need to get their super juice. Dude, that, that, that, that is a, is a perfect description of it. They're super juice, dude. Oh, no. What's happening? They mean, they take a drink of some, like, liquor.

It's just, the veins start to pop out. Dude, I, they turn bright red with, um, energy. Energy, yeah. Not, uh, I hate it because, like, I, I was going to sing a, uh, a song I used to sing to my stepdad. And it had nothing to do with Native Americans. It was from Peter Pan. It just so happened that Jim was read sometimes.

Well, isn't he Native American? No. Oh. I'm sure it's somewhere down the lineage. I sent, okay, I sent a birthday card then that I need your, I need your mom to check the mailbox and get that before he does. Because he doesn't deserve that check. No.

I thought I was going to surprise him. I found your tribe, Jim. Damn it. A lot of Jim talk in this one. Are we talking about... I don't know. Is it like a... Is it like it's named after a bird, like,

Klu Klux Gibbon or something? Yeah. That tribe? Yeah. Yeah. You're what? Yeah, I'll tell you something, man. Jim's not going to like this one when he listens.

He's a big fan, though, right? He listens to all of them? No. I mean, maybe my mom's listening and he hears it in the side, and he's going to sue him for libel. And then my... My mom's going to go, well, it's not written. It's, okay, defamation.

Well, defamation, I don't know. I mean, you're a public figure. The hell, what? And then we show up all the clips of Jim to where we've essentially made him a public figure, so defamation is harder to prove. Yep, we can argue that in court. You know, defamation has a different legal definition based on if you're a public figure or not. Where does the line draw?

Like, do you have to just, like, self-identify as a public figure, or is it like you are known to a degree. I'm pretty sure it's like you have to establish. What's the barometer? What's what is that line that is crossed where I think they just have to like be able to like your lawyers be able to like argue and make a case showing that you are a public figure? Where if you're like I don't know someone on TikTok with like 30 followers suing someone for defamation and saying that you're a public figure, it's probably the court's not going to go.

Oh, yeah. Oh, did we not press play on the rotating logo on the screen? Oh, shit! Stop the cameras. Stop the cameras. We have to restart. We've been going for 22 minutes. I'm pressing.

I'm pressing play. Now it's spinning. The audio listeners are probably upset because we just interrupted their listening time to talk about something visual. Why do you think the video watchers feel? It says it's spinning the whole time. Which some of them watch just to watch it spin. They zoom in.

They go control plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus. Which sucks because it doesn't. actually do yeah well it does it will make the video bigger up to a certain point then it just makes it smaller then it starts making it smaller yeah because it starts making the other you know components of the web page bigger it's a snake eating itself exactly exactly it's an aros boros oroboros or auroboros oros oros boros damn dude landed up i the way it sounded it kind of sounded like it landed upright that's why i had to stand up to chat i'm gonna have to go grab that later because i will get thirsty and there's

still some water. You can ask me. No, I don't want to make you get up. It's a long, it's a long ways. It's closer to me than you. Closer to me than him. Hey.com. Dude, for those who don't know, close to me than him was a fake, like, screamo band that Ryan and Daniel made for Sindigo.

Well, technically, I was never a part of it, except for the last song. Well, Ryan, Reino Hazard was, he was. You were a part of it briefly Yes, but in the last I finally got to be a part of it And I do love that video It's so good

I'm sure someone re-uploaded it Yeah, plum Dude, it's, it's I remember when I first Discovered you and Daniel I watched that video And I remember just being like Holy shit

What? You guys like, I was just blown away How good you guys were and making just video like comedy videos and just like I was like this is everything I want to a lot of that's owed to to Daniel's fucking insane talents at his age with music and editing and everything because I think you and I both learned a lot from them when we were like in our you know start starting here taught me like I would say like still a majority of the uh stuff I do in Photoshop and premiere was like I I taught myself throughout high school up to a certain degree but then that

kind of like capped and then after meeting Daniel he taught me like so many things I was like oh my god what you can do that I didn't I still use it to this day dude I didn't fuck around with Photoshop until I want to say either senior year or after high school because I mostly did Adobe Illustrator because I was on newspaper staff and that's what we used but I remember Daniel at one point because he was more heavy into Photoshop. He was like, why don't you just learn? And I'm like, it's just so much. He's like, he just took time. There's just one night where he just taught me the basics. And from there, Photoshop, I don't know, it might still be this way. And of course, there's a bunch of different things you can do. But it's one of those things where when you learn

the basics, it's almost like just giving yourself tools to have fun with. And you can start doing a lot of stuff on your own. You'll still need tutorials for, you know, exact things that you want. But having fun, I just remember just having the most fun in Photoshop, just learning those beginning tools and having fun with what I knew without using tutorials, you're going like, how do I make this? What if I make this? What does this tool do? What does this do? Just being able to navigate it. I love going to. Because navigating a program like that or Premiere or anything seems daunting at first, I'm sure, to someone who doesn't like come up, you know, like a good example for me is something that you're a lot better with now is I still open up after effects and that shit still makes me.

just my brain goes just blank. I actually really like after effects now. I've been like I would say the last like two years I've used after effects more than I have ever used it for videos and stuff. And I've like, I think that's one of the programs I've gotten more proficient in in the last like two years. I actually, because I always actually hated after effects because I thought it was too fucking messy.

It looks so complex. All over the place. I really like it though. It's like it makes. They've also, at least, I started using After Effects in 8th or 9th grade, and it was like really shitty stuff that I was making with it. And I just really knew just like the basics from YouTube tutorials. And it was, I think, a lot more daunting back then because I don't know. I'm sure there will be some After Effects.

Wiz Kid. Wiz Kid in the comments going, actually, but I feel like they've, I feel like Adobe. in the I'm not a big fan of Adobe I will give them credit though I will say in the last year it seems like they have significantly pulled their shit together

in terms of Photoshop after effects and especially Premiere the 2026 update of Adobe Premiere is like they added so much shit to it like just the transitions and the effect

they just added a ton of like really simple effects the being able to because you showed me this a bit ago, but it's like, I want to say like a week ago. About a week ago. About a week ago.

One of the new things and how new this is is just also based on whenever we found out about it. It might have been something that's a little old, but you can click on the actual cross-dissolve or transition and like actually there's a control window for it now instead of just essentially being able to drag and just kind of see it, you can add like a... You can change the, like,

S curve and like everything like that because typically the way I if you wanted a smooth cross dissolve that wasn't the baked in one you'd have to do that with the like I'd do it by changing the opacity yeah I'd have to key frame and like and then do a Bessie A curve and like because uh just like editing videos forever I for like the longest time I didn't understand why I was I just thought this was how it was, but like, I put a cross dissolve on a clip to like make it fade into another clip or whatever. And it would, it just wouldn't be like smooth. Like, I'd be like, it starts fading and then it like ends too abruptly or whatever. And then, even when you elongate it, it feels like for some reason it keeps the original length of the cross, the short cross dissolve. It just

lengthens the beginning and end. And I don't know how to explain it. It's just like it doesn't feel like when you expand it or decrease it, it's really doing that much to change the feeling of the cross dissolve. It's because for a cross dissolve to look like natural, it needs to be, I got you, bro. You looking for your water? Yeah. I saw you iron around. It's because it's because it has to be it has to like start usually like for just a clean cross dissolve. You know, it like does this shape. Like a nice S where it starts slow, picks up and then tapers off. Typically it will just be like off of the base it'll just be a ramp. Yeah, like the default cross dissolve,

at least until the 2026 version of Premiere where they allowed you to change the curve of the transitions, which you can do for all the transitions, which is awesome, is like, it's by default linear, so it's just a straight line. And so that's why it looks off because then you're going from like 100% opacity to then just a, I will say part of the,

I still, Like, I'm getting used to it, but I still don't have everything as a shorthand that I used to when it comes to masking, because they changed the masking tool. They did. And I actually, when they changed the masking tool in Premiere, I was like, what the frick? I was editing. It was late at night. The new version had just come out. And I could not find anything online about how to work this new, like, mask tool.

Because I was, I was so used to the old. It's like the text tool where. they change it, but it gives you more control over it in the long run. It's something that makes you go, what the fuck? But as you use it, because we don't need to explain how it works, but essentially for the layman, it may seem like it is making things more complex and giving you more steps, but really it's making sure that you have more control over that specific effect than just the general mask effect that you would have to drag onto a clip.

I also think, uh, you showed me this too. The, uh, fucking, it's a bit dodgy sometimes, but the rotoscoping it,

the masking tool does is pretty cool. Where it like tracks it? Yeah. Where you just, you know, I just remember, and this is like before Super Mega, just us having to do

Markiplier videos or whatever. And rotoscoping, just any sort of rotoscoping because you're doing frame by frame. His mouth? Yes. And it's just now you can just kind of, it knows,

knows the general shape you want and you select the general shape or mask it whatever and it does a pretty good job of masking exactly what you want and that's I feel like that that cut that cuts down on a lot of time for stuff that doesn't need to take days to do we spent days on that video but dude I know on those videos the meow or wolf do you remember I remember it so clearly there was like one day where Mark was on a I think he came back from vacation And he himself did a video on his own

With like cats or dog I can't remember I think it was cats He did meow yeah He put his mouth on cats And he was surprised He had just like It's almost like he was a scientist That put a drop of some liquid into a beaker

And all of a sudden he's like It went poof He went oh my God This is the reaction he'd been waiting for He's like holding it up to the light Oh Good God I remember he came and there was like

it's like essentially like whatever we were working on whatever was being worked on throw that to the side. Until this gets out, we're working on the dog one that has, that has Lego in it. It does. And I remember, I remember,

my dog, getting, getting woken up that morning and he was just like, this is what we're doing. And I remember you and I, all day just sitting down. And Mark's, I mean,

Mark was doing it too. He was, he was editing it with us. But it was like the three of us sitting there in the, editing bay room we had just for like 12 hours just like rotoscoping his mouth frame by frame I can't remember if it was you and him one of us shared a desk I want to say it was it was like me mark than you or you know no no in that room it was mark me and then you had your own desk where the window the walls to the sweat drips down I had a clear view of just the outside

poolery so I'd see it calling to me and I just go saunter off out there and I and I'm stuck in the... Listen to my music. Like, I had no natural light. Like, the way the room was set up, like, I'm in like a dark, up against a dark wall, essentially. It was a dining room made into an editing. Editing.

Yeah. Damn, dude. Think it back to that room now. I, like, I had, not that I've forgotten about it. We filmed the Simpsons video in there. We did. Frank. I hadn't really thought about that room.

It's like, uh, go, just going back to that room, what a, what a, what a core, uh, place in my memories of like right when I first moved out to LA. And you remember what I told you when we lived there. We will never ever in our lives ever live in a place like this ever again. It was a nice house. It was a nice house with a pool with like a view of LA. The view is insane. Like legitimately it's one of those movies. It's so white for me saying this, but it's like, damn, life is like a movie. Dude, it felt like that. It felt like that saying in that moment. No, I know. And then you, you had to, you just had to go. and rip me out of a good moment.

I'm like looking at the view. I'm like, wow. And you're like, we'll never live anywhere like this in our life again. Part of you. And I was like, thanks, dude. It's part of it. It's like, I just had to sit there and be like, no, I got to take advantage and got to enjoy it while at last.

Because I remember like in the room that the rooms that we had weren't like big. They were pretty small. Mine was pretty small if you remember. But I got one with a sliding glass door. Your room was sick. So at nighttime, I could just look out and it was just a beautiful. beautiful view of LA's lights and downtown area at night time. Yeah, because you could see downtown straight out the window.

Because like basically this is back in 2015, early 2016, like when we lived at, in a house with Markiplier. And it was like such a crazy house. It was, I mean, you're right. We will never be able to in our lives ever live somewhere like that again. And it was just the view I remember. It was like... We got to look at the viewers angrily when you say that. Never again.

Thanks, guys. If you made us as rich and successful as market player, maybe we could live somewhere that nice, but maybe we could be in unis-honest too. It's quadruple the people. Penis on us. Penis-anus. Dude.

Bing! That's it! Sorry for spinning all over you. I saw two drops. Oh, I didn't notice, but now I'm furious. I can see it. You're molding. Ethan Nestor,

aka Crank, mother effing gameplays. Okay. That guy. The backflip guy. The backflip guy. That was on Vine like literally over a decade ago, guys. He could still do them, though.

He can. There's been times where like we've been with crank gameplays, the Ethan Nestor. And we've, I remember there's one time, I don't know if we were at a party or something. And I was just like, do a backflip right now.

And he did. He was like, I don't know if it's on purpose, but every time he does a backflip around, he knocks whatever I'm holding in my hand, whether a drink or a meal. It feels like that. I talked to him. I was like, oh, was that? He'll go, he's like, no, no, no, don't worry. Come on.

It was an accident. Come on. He doesn't say sorry, but. He's trying to get under your skin. Yeah. I brought this up to him because I, I know. It bothered me too. Because like, you're too nice to say anything.

And, you know, I brought it. I was like, hey, dude. I mean, it's like the eighth time. this has happened, you know. And like Ryan, that was an expensive, you know, glass of champagne. He was holding, uh, dude, one time it was one of those canned apaltini's. Yeah. And I, that's, well, that's the one that pushed me to actually talk to him. Imagine a canned apple. Do they exist? I'm sure. I'm sure. But a canned apaltini, baby. I am sure that's like 80 grams of sugar. And I'm sure it tastes delicious and would be the last drink on art to give you a

Hangover. Ad reads. Sounds like there's a bird. It's this chair. I want new chairs. Your chairs. Dude, do go, go. Just go get a freaking folding chair of some shit.

Are you gonna go get a new chair right now? You can if you want. Ryan's new chair. It's Ryan's, uh, big chair adventure guys. He's going to get a brand new chair. Do you need to adjust the focus on your camera? There's a shelf behind me? Uh-huh.

He's really doing it, ladies and gentlemen. gentleman. Damn! Oh, my de blooms! That's where I was like hiding all of my money. Under side of that chair. But now you're making me jealous and you're making me feel like I want that too now. You're making me feel like I need to go get one of those chairs because that looks pretty nice.

It is pretty nice. Look at this. Look! Doesn't this feel chill? He didn't say yes if it did. I'm just going to sue. He's going to find a chair, so I'm assuming yes. I'm going to use this time to give you a review of a movie that I haven't seen, but I feel like I have a general understanding of what happens in it and how good it is.

It's the new Mario movie, Mario Galaxy, starring Chris Pratt, Charlie Day, Keegan Michael Key, and Childish Gambino and Bree Larson and the big-eyed one. one. Yeah. Not Amanda Seifred. No, I know your time about it. She's in Palm Springs. The Queen's Gambit.

Oh, Anya. Anja, Anja Taylor Joyce. Anja Joyce Taylor. Anja Joyce. So you just got to move that? You know, nothing, nothing feels better than two guys in camping chairs on a podcast set. What? Huh?

You know, talking about your penis pump was. Look at this. P penis pump has been under the chair the whole time. I just think you've been overusing it so I was trying to make

damn it. Am I? And the, okay, these two items were together under the chair. There's disposable like latex gloves

and a penis pump. I was hoping you wouldn't find either of those. The latex gloves because of the pranks you pull when you coat them in. I don't know

what you coat them in. It's slippery though. Well, those aren't pranks. You're just finding my used gloves out of the trash. We don't have to get into it, but dude, how's this? Damn, dude. Red chair, blue

chair. Why, mine feels off. What's going on? Oh, I forgot dude, this one's broken. This chair, we have the black ones. No, this is fine. This chair is, uh, is broken though. Uh, because, um, you actually, you threw it down.

Uh, when we were filming the guys get a Christmas tree You can see the show Put it up real quick Show it Luke And you can hear from the noise as well Audio listeners So you'll want to stay tuned He picks up the chair

And he throws Yeah here it is Yeah That's a good Christmas tree video Every year has to be An interesting kind of Twist Yeah but the

I love making the Christmas tree videos Just like Had It was the seventh one We're like What do we do this time? It's our food battle It is

It is and we're like Well we can't just go get a Christmas tree. It has to, we've been, we've been like doing something different each year. So,

and you had the genius idea of Chinese Christmas. It was, it was, I mean, there's still one we haven't done that I've, that we've both mentioned before,

but I don't want to say, because I don't want to stress with an age, hopes, uh, age, H bomber guy, Christmas tree video.

No, he backed out of that idea. No. Never moved. I don't want to do for frontal on camera. I said, well,

we're going to paint your penis green. Have you ever seen the annoying orange? We're going to film it in the exact same way. Just with your yeah, okay. You just, you just came up with a future Christmas treat video. Because it's always like mid, midway through December,

we're just like, fuck, what are we going to do? And dude, look at this. It's April and we have, the guys get a Christmas tree eight. The annoying orange with an erect penis painted green, and it's a talking Christmas tree. You stay tuned, guys. Yeah, it's going to be crazy. People are going to be

actually shock when we do that. They're going to go, holy shit, they, whoa, they're allowed to do this on YouTube and then that's the day our channel actually gets terminated. We were just talking because of the most recent sketch we were doing that we wish that we had the freedom on YouTube, even if it just put us in like, I don't know, no, but like I wish there was some way where you could have the same video and you could censor it, like put black bars over the naughty bits and stuff that's there and you could like have it so people the general public sees that version but then if you are 18 plus and your YouTube account is of age you can you see the uncensored version where we can do that's so smart fun and shocking because because it's like well there's channel members and

you could upload a separate more shocking version for channel members but it's I feel like that is a genius idea where it's like you can because you can already like blur things out uh using YouTube's actual editor system. So it'd be sick if it's like you could have in your settings just the option to turn that off. If you're an of age account. But YouTube doesn't want to do fun little. Remember when YouTube the updates felt like they were actually like geared towards creators? There was like a moment in time where YouTube was like giving out updates of like the way channel managers being done or the way playlists work.

And now I just kind of feel like there's there's no more. sense of that kind of like community all getting like this news and and reacting. Yeah, it's them announcing some bullshit that's like, why are you making this change? This, this helps no creator. We're bringing back Google videos and everything on YouTube will be wiped. I mean, they wiped everything on Google video. They did. Which pisses me all of my old sketches on Google videos.

Like that was before YouTube, I uploaded videos to Google Video and they're gone forever. Like they couldn't at least like put them in like a, you know, an archive. privated archive. I don't know. Well, that's a, I know why they didn't do it, I'm sure, because it's,

it's, that's, every bit of video, every, every, every, every, every,

every, every, every, every, server space, and they have to pay for that. So they're like, you know,

but back then, like, the video's being posted were all like 480p. Like, it can't be, like, do you know how much?

That was a time. Remember when 720 was like the, who, oh, I'm going to pause and make sure this loads most of the way, hopefully. Dude, I actually, like, we take it for granted, but like, uh, or maybe it's also just because we live in a major city, so the internet's fast, but like, I remember when I was younger, like, just the constant frustration, like on a YouTube video

of just pressing play. And then it would just start buffering. You have to stop. And I'd have to wait and watch the bar load. And it's a little bit. The classic circle buffering thing. Oh, dude, the classic. Yeah. I, I remember, uh, um, getting pranked. Oh, by videos who would do that. Yeah, they would start the video like Frozen and they would have the fake buffer. I think Shane Dawson did that and I went

He's a class clown. He is a jokester man. What's he up to other than being on the the He was on Jacobs Artorius's podcast. Well, I guess it's not just him. It's him and someone else. The Sartmaster. Him and the Freckles girl.

That's that, yeah. The one who like. I know who you're talking. I don't know where. name. I know he you're talking about. I've, because I've, I've seen clips of their podcast. Dude, Sartorius still got it. That's crazy. Sweat shirt. He's not coming on the podcast now. He'd love to be in a video, I'm sure, you know. He needs us more than we need him. Dude, I added him to my close friend story on Instagram.

Is he watching your stories? Just because I was like, if I do this, is he actually going to watch my, he watched every, I had like six on my story. He watched all of them all the way through. I'm always going to unfriend you because you aired out his personal time usage of social media to the public. For what, Matt? Clout? They know that I've been using Instagram. Ah. That's my big flex in the big 26th.

Jacob Sartorius. Yeah. My big flex would be... I just hear my stomach rumble. Mm-mm. Your big flex is that you hung out with John Tron once. Yeah, but that wasn't this year or anything or anything recent. When's the last celebrity we've gotten to brush past?

Other than at Markiplier's premiere. Matt Pat was in line behind us. They saw Vanilla Ice, Mace. What? Who are you to? What? The TikToker who goes on Twitch was very fan. Vanilla something.

Ice Poseidon? No, he wouldn't show up to a Markiplier premiere, and I'm glad that he didn't, even though Mark and him remain good friends. Mark and Ice Beside and Only Use Me Blade, and they all go way back, man. And Teamstar, they're all tight. They're all playing russ together. Dropping gamer words left and right. Well, Mark uses a voice changer to make his voice deeper so people don't discover it. It's very obviously still him, though.

Yeah, it's just by like a thread. It's not, you know, but if the FBI or someone were to listen to that voice, they wouldn't be able to tell. Yeah, not true, but. You know, your voice. Especially the FBI today, though. Yeah, actually, that's true. God, Cash Patel sucks. Can you put up a picture of them looking like a fucking dork, Luke?

Funny, funny stuff. But take it away. I got to say, though, the way Cash Patel was fucking, you know, downing that cold one, fucking shaking that beer all over the place and screaming, it was fucking off. Awesome, dude. The way he was like... You know? Acting like a fucking Viking.

Dude. What I'm excited for is when I die and I go to Valhalla, I'll get to see Cash Patel there and Charlie Kirk. But most importantly, Cash Patel. They'll have their giant wings and their, like, vanguard helmets on. They'll be, like, soaring on high. Welcome to Valhalla, brother. Yeah, welcome. That's like, that's just what I picture with Charlie.

With Charlie, absolutely. I don't know. Well, when I think it's probably not even like near his like what his face looked like, but whenever he smiled or thought himself clever, he did a certain face tick. When I, when I think of Charlie Kirk now, I, I, because of the Kirkification memes, can't believe that was only six months ago or something like that? Shit, you're right. Oh, it's almost seven months now.

So let's check the math a little bit next time, buddy, all right? Six. Six. You got it, you got it. No, dude, God, I'll tell you though, man, that September 10th, 2025, that really put a damper on my trip to Lego land. Well, took away the damper on my September 11th themed party. I know. What horrible timing.

You know, people showed up and they thought that I was just trying to take, you know, take things away from what happened. They're like, did you hear? Do you know what happened? It's not all about 9-11. dude. I'm like, well, it's not... A podcaster died. I had a loop of the planes on a projector.

I know. And certain people that came to your party, I won't say who, because I don't even know if they've addressed this with you, but, you know, they said... There's just a lot of people talking about how it... That was in poor taste. Not because of 9-11 being something...

to joke not joke about but more because of like Charlie Kirk that was the date that was September 10th and you were I thought they were talking about my Mike's hard lemonade Sundays that was in poor taste I thought that was something else they were they people did talk about afterwards being in poor taste

which I love them I love oh I love your Mike's Hard Lemonade Sundays what would that even be dude that's disgusting I think it would just be some like ice cream and just a fucking Mike's hard lemonade pour it on top like a fucking root beer float Dude I gotta try it now

Do we have to try it for a video And this is the intro to that video Welcome guys And if it doesn't happen Then um I don't want to drink Mike's Hard Lemonade But for a video Said no one ever

Yeah true Yeah dude Mike's hard lemonade You know I used to sing their praises Because I was hoping that we would We would be able to interact with them Like brand to brand They were just enjoying the free press

because they were so obsessed with them for a while. Yeah. Fuck it sucks. And, dude, and I embarrassed myself recently regarding Mike's hard lemonade. And no,

it's not like that one party. It's, I got on our Twitter account and our Twitter account has some kind of bug where it, specifically brand accounts,

if we get a DM from them, for some reason, sometimes it will send the notification like four years later which is bizarre. So like that happens with Luke with Discord notifications. He'll get it like two days after you send it.

That's what he says. That's what he says. But this like, we're catching on Luke. For the audio listeners, I glared at the camera as if glaring into Luke's soul because he's the one editing this. And I was giving a look as well.

Just that's with that silence. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to believe you out. No, no, no, no. It's all right. But back when we were recording, one of the Sonic lets plays back in like

2022, 2023, maybe even 2021, hell when we were talking about Mike's Hard Lemonade and the Mike's Hard Lemonade memes were a thing. Well, because we had Justin actually was obsessed with Mike's Hard Lemonade at the time. He would actually be drinking them.

Well, you would have some with them too. Well, yeah, I wasn't, you know, I'm not going to turn down a Mike's Hard Lemonade. Well, I bought them, but I'm still not going to turn it down even if I bought it. But he would just kind of be, he'd be the type to just be like... He'd talk about, you know, how we're going to go crazy with some mics. And then he'd be on my...

He'd be laying on my couch, like, oh, after like a mics and a half. He might have just been having, like, a sugar crash. I shouldn't have had so much. You look over, it's like half a bottle of mics emptied out. Essentially. It's like, it's like, he poured it under the couch. It's like clearly on the carpet, like seeping around everywhere. Like, dude, I'm fucked up right now.

But Mike's Heart Lemonade. How about Mike's harder lemonade? It's disgusting. I'm sorry. I got, I had one in a can. It's really gross. And I'm sorry, Mike. I'm sorry to do you like this.

We gave you a fucking shot to work with us, brand to brand. And what did you do? You took the free press and you stuck your nose up at us. So here's what I'm going to say. Mike's Harder Lemonade? Disgusting. That 8% bullshit is not anything I would even give to my worst fucking enemy. Fatali.

Now, that's more of a private beef, man. You're the one that essentially put them in prison. Not essentially. You have connections. You know, I, Filipino lawmakers like super mega. Let's just say that. You go and look and they're all wearing like super mega merch. That'd be fucking awesome.

Like the pictures of like Vitality in a Philippine prison. With a don't pass the joint shirt. Except it's the guards who are wearing the super mega merge No, but what I was saying was got a notification on X The everything app, yeah, formerly Twitter On the super mega account, I see that we had a DM and I go to it And it's from Mike's hard lemonade And I was like, oh shit, finally

And I replied to it And then I go back and I look a little bit later And realize that the DM was Someone who changed their name It was from Mike's Hard Lemonade, but it was a response to a DM that we sent in like 2021. And it was an automated Mike's Hard Lemonade response that was like, how can we help you today? And I responded all excited three or four years later. And I embarrassed myself with that.

Because they didn't respond back. No, they didn't. Hey, for a second, I thought Mike was being a cool dude. I thought he was being chill. Mike, if you want to be the drink of the podcast, you only have two words to say. please please and you gotta be doing this what you're doing it so DM us at super mega with a picture of you it could be a stock photo because maybe

to the intern who's running the Mike's Hard Lemonade X account as long as you are emotionally connected to the action that you send like you know it's supposed to be you begging it's like if you were to send an emoji of yourself begging like it's supposed to be you begging but you don't have to actually but you can't do an emoji that's cheap no yeah You could do one of those AI emojis where you mix two different ones. Have you tried that yet? I have not.

I don't even know if I've updated to that newer iOS. I made one of you just to test it. The newer iPhone OS. You took a picture, put it in, and made it in a movie. Yeah, you can choose a picture and it'll make an emoji out of it. And it does not do a great job. But I made one of you. Guys, here's the Ryan McGee emoji.

That's right. and here is an emoji of Give me something Luke drew this one Yeah, this isn't even made by Apple's AI This is just Luke Luke It's a good emo

I'm not sure exactly what it is But I'm not who am I'm not saying I'm judging I'm just saying who would I be to judge you know, maybe that's the point. Like it's supposed to be like a like confusing. It's okay to, to question art, right? You know, if you, if you went to a, you know, you go to like a Picasso museum, you know, you're probably standing there scratching your nuts going, what the hell is this?

What? It's like a face, but it's not? Like that's, you know, and that's normal, you know. Unless you're, unless you're some asshole, some pretentious art douchebeck. going to a Picasso museum, you're not going to understand what everything is. You know, you're not going to go and go, oh yeah, I know this one, yeah.

It's assault on the sense of sight is what I'd say if I was in a Picasso museum. Exactly. I'd say it loudly. Exactly. In a brash tone. And then I'd probably get physical with one of the security guards.

Deserved. To make my point. Deserved. And then I'd flash in my piece. My dick that's pointed upwards into my, because I'm excited. to, I was excited for art so I'm rock hard but then I found out it was

Picasso and I'm like, this hack? Oh, fuck. Chubbs going away, boys. Yeah, but when you flashed your piece at them. My penis pointed outwards. In my belt line. You had a lingering, the erection had not had enough time for the

blood flow to reduce enough for it to be soft by the time you flashed it. Which the point was then made. I don't know. Bye everyone. He built it. He put two big logs together and said, look at this thing. It's like a giant team.

And you know what they did with it? Inventors that were killed by the own inventory. They dumped it in the harbor? Worse. What could be worse than that? What could be a more striking visual for revolution than that? Guy who, uh, guy who knows like a...