supermegashow - Telekepathecy | supermegashow - 097

Episode Date: January 22, 2026

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When will my Matthew? Is that from Beauty and the Beast? No, Little Mermaid? No. Is it a Disney movie? It is. Disney animated movie where the main protagonist, it is female-centered protagonist. Or it's a female-centered story.

Not Little Mermaid. Not Beauty in the Beast. No, but you're, you know, you're kind of on the right track in my head with like, no, not really. I was going to say Little Mermaid just because it was. like, you know, I'm going against the norm. Avatar. No. When she sings it about Jake Sully, it's

Muon. She's looking at her reflection. When will my reflection show? Then she goes, who I... And then she holds her ear like this, while peeking to look at her reflection in the water. Inside. Then she smirks at herself, because she knew she

at that shit. Don't laugh. You laugh. Did it. Don't lose the game. Oh, fuck you, dude.

See that, because now you've made our audience lose the game. That affects everyone. Asshole. Hey, you're right. My decisions do impact.

Too late. Yeah. You made Luke lose the game while editing this? You made our entire audience listening. People listening. No Charlie Horse, Luke. Sorry,

I just know he's going to be editing this. He's going to get pissed. He's going to want to freaking Charlie Horse me. Freaking and replace it, Luke. Because we can't have any no, no hard Fs in the beginning of this podcast or else. Yes. The money man will go,

uh, oh, mm-mm, he'll be doing a little salt bay with the, with silver dollars and go, oh, mm-mm, nope.

Yep. Also, uh, Luke, Ryan did use a double negative when he said, can't, you said something, like we,

we can't have no F words. But I was speaking from an emotional, you get the emotion. I get it. Don't pay attention to exactly what I say. Just pay attention to the emotion behind me. it. Yes. You know, that's what's important. And you know, but, but Luke takes, uh, when it comes to grammatical stuff, he takes things incredibly literally and he can't, he can't, is that

how you say it? Mm-hmm. Oh my God, dude. I see it's man, Mandela effect. Um, he takes things literally and, uh, he doesn't read subtext or, or tone of voice. So make sure, he wasn't saying to put more F words in. He was, he was, it was, it was a positive, not a negative. We can't just move past this, buddy. Your voice just cracked. God damn it. I was hoping. You wouldn't say anything.

And it's been happening a lot lately. It has, hasn't it? Maybe it's just you're getting such good sleep that you're snoring like a pig. You're tearing your throat up. So by the time you get up in the morning, you're well rested, and your throat scratch you from all that fucking honk shoeing you. Actually, it's the opposite. I'm not snoring now. You're going, it's like a fun almost like,

Darth Vader reference. Have you, have you done any Darth Vader references? Have you thrown any lines out while you're on your CPAP machine though? Oh, uh, update. Matt's on a CPAP machine. It's for those who weren't aware. Oh, it's SPAP. It's SPAP machine. Yeah.

A SPAP machine. It's a SPAP machine. Uh, yeah, no, I'm on a freaking CPAP now. So all my sleep apnea heads, uh, that are watching and listening right now, shout out to you. Uh, everyone that uses a CPAP as well. it's fucking dope ain't it both of my dad's do like my

you know he remarried and you know your dad's husband's a wonderful guy Marcus is a little touchy though I will say he's grabby it's coming from a good place though

yeah it's just a show an affection Right you know it's not like a weird thing It feels weird but you know in his head it's not When he caresses me from the side and he kind of wiggles his thumb up to kind of touch the side of my, I guess, my pet, my bosom, my pectoral. Well, you're his lover's boy, you know? It's like he, uh, he wants to show you that he cares about you, right?

It's an odd way of showing it, I will say. People from... Express their love in many ways. Right. I mean, you know, who am I to judge one's culture for how they express their love? He's from Boston. Yeah. City of brotherly love, right?

True. See? Uh, but yeah, I use a CPAP now because, uh, I you know if you've been a fan of this of this channel of this show

of the funny brothers for any amount of time you probably know that I have if you're out there pretty severe sleep issues and have since I was a young lass lad

since I was a young lad yeah sure buddy and I don't know so I've always just like been an exceptionally tired boy where uh it's it's difficult for me to make it through the day without you know shitting yourself that's a separate uh thing from what i'm talking about i feel like when you don't get good sleep you know your muscles are probably well it's true everything like sleep does affect um you know

everything but uh yeah i've always just been exhausted all the time and whatever i had a sleep study done in 2020 where they hooked me up to a bajillion wires and machines and 20 guys and white lab coats. Hoking you up to like hoses and wires screwing them into sockets. That's really what it was. A little spark on. You see a little there's like one of those uh one of those things called they always put them in science fiction laboratories where it's oh is the two things. Yeah, Tesla coils. The Tesla coils. Yeah. I think it's It's like the two antennas with the electric electricity between them. Exactly.

That's going on behind you. There's a whole bunch of lights lighting up and engages going. Well, actually, what they did have me, I've had two sleep studies done. And now they do sleep studies. You could do them at home where they like, you just put like one thing on, which. There's like an Apple Watch type thing except it's a clunky device given by our health. That's not, I'm sure, I'm sure it's good, but it's not. Talking about Apple Watch?

No, no, sleep, sleep, uh, okay. At home sleep, so I say you're not dissing the Apple Watch, are you? No, it's the Apple Watch. And I'm not dissing it. God, you remember when that thing's, sorry, sorry, I was just thinking about the Apple Watch. Revolutionary, right? Amazing. Revolutionary technology.

The iPod of its generation. Yeah. The iPod touch of its generation, maybe. The eye touch. Remember that? That's the one where it couldn't. be a phone. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You remember. There was a short period where it was like you could get it and it wasn't the phone. And it was like the eye touch. Do they all just have the phone feature now? It's like some are just like wireless only though. But basically at this like sleep studies are crazy if you go to like an overnight lab to get it done because it kind of was like what you were saying.

They, uh, Luke, go ahead and show a picture of a of me to sleep study. Where's the picture? Well, you can't see it, but the audience can see it if they're watching the video. You want to see it? I mean, I'm one of the hosts of the show. Luke, they get something I don't get. Luke, I have, I have FOMO, dude. I'm getting real big FOMO.

Okay, I'm going to have to find it, so it's going to take a second. So Luke, go ahead and do a clock wipe until I have it pulled up. And this time, you didn't do it last time there was a clock wipe. This time, make sure there's a slide whistle. Go. Okay, here's one. So they hook you up to all this shit. Yo, that's kind of...

Dude, imagine if you got psychic powers and you're floating around with all those wires. You look like 11 from Stranger Things. Probably. You love Stranger Things. You're doing the 11 dance this morning when you get. I was, dude. I was hitting that shit.

I was hitting the 11 dance. I don't even... What would the 11 dance be? I just picture flossing for some reason. That, yeah, that... And Millie Bobby Brown just says it's the 11 dance. This is the 11 dance, guys, showing it off on Ellen. Yeah, but they hook you up to, like, a bajillion wires, and, like, they put all over your head.

I wouldn't say it's a bajillion. It's probably, like, like, around 30. Yeah, it's several dozen. Yeah. But, you know, you get the, you get what I was saying, right? I mean, I pictured, like, the bajillion wires, that's, like, literally a room made of wires. I don't mean to, I don't mean to. take us on this detour, but I'm just, imagine someone who doesn't have much of an act of imagination,

and they're picturing just like a bichillion wires coming out of you. They might think that that's true, that's true. That's true. And maybe they have really bad undiagnosed sleep apnea, and they were considering getting a sleep study, and now they're not going to because they've been frightened by the concept of that many wires. It's not a bajillion. It's like, you said a few dozen. No, and you get to sleep in a, in a bed, and the wires are all attached to you. They provide you a cuddle buddy too, right? Um, well, you can add it on. It's extra.

I got it. You don't get to choose the age range though, right? They let you choose the age range? They don't let you. No, they don't. It's just kind of, yeah. It's a volunteer system. Yeah.

Um, I think the dude was homeless. But, uh, anyway, basically, it's actually really crazy because they put these little, I don't know what they're called, but they're like, uh, not anodes, uh, or electrodes, but you know the little like, little things, they stick to you. And they have like a wire coming out. of it. Yeah, the little circle things. They go, yeah. So they, they put those all over your, like, head and like your, your forehead, around your eyes, your face. And then they go into another

room, and then they speak over, like, a loud speaker, and they tell you to, like, shut your eyes, and they tell you to, like, move your eyes left and right. And they can see it on their, like, computer screens when I'm moving my eyes, when I'm not moving my eyes. Try to lift the pencil with your mind, Matthew. I did it. My first try. I did one of these tricks where I wiggled the pencil and it turned into rubber. It's really crazy.

But yeah, they can see my thoughts, basically. They can see my brain waves, essentially. and um they make out the form of the image you're thinking of which i didn't know it's like an etruscan right i didn't know about the first time until after the sleep study and who yeah kind of wish i had you're just picturing the doctor naked the whole time go ahead mat matthew move your eyes left and right three times oh Jesus uh you stop you're good you're good all right good night Yeah, no, but it's not very comfortable. You have like belts strapped around your chest.

You have like, I had like three belts strapped around. You have a gigantic box that all the wires are plugged into. Like, it goes down your back. And then you also have these like tubes to measure your breathing. And nose tubes scare me. What if it scares me are throat tubes? Well, they don't go up into your nose. It like, it goes right here, it rests right here.

And then like has little things that go up into your nose a little bit. Okay. Okay. But they usually, you're never like actually conscious when you have throat tubes. No, no, no, no, no. No. A throat catheter. Yeah. No, whenever they stick tubes down your throat. That's some serious business. Yeah. They don't, uh, you're not conscious for that. Like the puppet. Yeah.

You know, if you, I'm going to be honest, dude, off the record. I know you're trying to do a joke, but when you bring up the whole puppet thing and my grandfather and, you know, how his life? life ended. That's not funny. And I know that you... No, I know you and I do a lot of dark jokes. It was just a similar experience. And it was something that, you know, that we, you know, it's an experience that you can like it. And I know that.

I don't make fun of things. That's my grandfather. He was a war hero. He killed a lot of the Japanese. The. Was it nothing wrong with referring to a group of people as the? The other end. When you say, it always sounds bad when you put the before a group of people.

group of people. The Mexicans. But it's really only through your intent that you can derive where it's coming from. Just don't sound too good. No, it do not.

Yeah, it just kind of sounds a... It don'tent. Anyway, all of that to say, yeah, I have sleep apnea. And when I got my first sleep study done, it's actually super cool

when you get like the report back because it's super in depth of like throughout the night you can see so many details of like your brain waves in like the states of sleep you're in but it shows you there's a bunch of different types of like apneas there's like somewhere your throat is physically obstructing it like relaxes so like it actually obstructs the air that's one type there's another type where your brain stops sending the signal to breathe to your lungs. It's just like... That's the one where it's like, you can just die.

I had... Or is it... All of them, it's like, yeah, you could just... But the one where your brain stops in the signal, I think that's the really dangerous one. I had one of those that night. It shows you how many of each one you had. And, yeah. So I had like, my big thing is like my airways partially collapsed.

They don't fully, but they partially collapse. And that happened on average, like 19, 10%. times an hour. We blaming mom or dad for this one? I want to blame dad as always, but I'll be honest. A lot of... It looks like you have more structure from your mom. Oh, I look a lot more like my mom. Bill Liker. Yeah. Bill fucking thick as hell, right?

But, no, I actually pretty... Most of the shitty health things I have come from my mom's side. My bunions. My sleep apnea. I'm guessing. Your psychosis. Psychosis, yeah. Well, that's also... Mostly drug induced. Well, the drugs bring it out.

But it's there to begin with. Yeah. Yeah, but I got diagnosed with sleep apnea in like 2020. I used to CPAP for like a month. I actually don't know what happened to it. I lost it somehow. And then I just was like, then I got my septum undeviated because I couldn't breathe very well through my nose. And I was like, oh, that fixed it.

It didn't. and then I had another sleep study done a couple months ago and now I actually got a real CPAP and I've been using it for like three weeks now or so I got to say I actually love it I feel like I would love to hear that but I feel like the full effects of like because if I remember asking you you know how is it and you're at first you were saying and I'd love to hear an update

but at first you were saying like you're not sure if you can really tell a difference yet, maybe minimally so. I feel like it's like with, it's got to be like with most things, though, with like, you know, when you're getting on some sort of new super drug, the government gets you that they're testing out superpowers with, you know, they always, they always take a two-month period to- I'm not on that anymore, by the way. No, of course not. Of course not. But there's always like a two-month period where you're getting used to something. Like you won't feel its full effects or you won't get used to it or into that rhythm until like near two months into doing it. So I wonder if is this the same case where you feel

like it's going to take that long? Are you starting to feel more of an effect? Or is it still in the same I think last week was the first time I started actually like noticing any effects from it. Just because what I read was like I was hoping it would be like an overnight thing. because there are some cases where people use CPAP machines and then it's like they feel better within like they start feeling better really quickly but uh for me and like the type of uh sleep apnea i mainly have i read that it's more so like one of those things where you it's not like you wake up and you're like oh my god it's uh it goes from over courses of of weeks it's like oh i looking back i now notice that's that instead of taking three hours to actually like wake up or feel awake once I wake up, it takes two hours and then eventually it takes one hour. And it's more so like in retrospect, you notice the difference, not like you really feel it as it's happening. But you're loving it. Yeah, honestly, like last week was the first time I, uh, I wake up. I just

notice it's easier. Like when I wake up, I feel, best way I can describe it, and if there's any sleep apnea heads in the crowd right now, maybe you know what I'm talking about, But normally when I wake up, it's like I have such bad brain fog. And it feels like there's a best way I can describe it is like there's like a huge wad of cotton balls that someone put behind my eyes in my head. And it's just stuffed in there. And I'm just like, ugh. And it feels like that usually for about three hours after I wake up. And then it goes away.

It's called sleep inertia. What I notice now when I wake up is like I just feel more. like someone's taking some of those cotton balls and just throwing them out. I feel more clear. A little lighter. In fact, like, I think one of the biggest differences I've noticed is I can wake up and realize that I haven't taken Adderall or I haven't drank caffeine yet. And it's like, oh, I haven't even thought about that. Where in the past it's like, I need that to get out of bed essentially.

And then this is like, I can get off. up, I can get rolling, and then I'm like, an hour or two later, I'm like, oh, shit, I haven't had caffeine yet. I haven't think about it. So that's a big difference. So, sleep. More like creep. More like add reeds.

Oh, that's a slant ride. That's great. Let go to it, Luke. Sleepy Matthew, drooling all day. No more. He's drooling. No more. He is drooling.

Actually, I will tell you, though. He falls asleep all the time. during important even just televised shit I couldn't imagine behind closed scenes just, you know You're talking about Sleepy Joe?

No, I'm talking about Sleepy Donald It's not It's not so funny For some reason When the shoe's on the other foot No, he's not He's resting It's a hard

Being a president's hard You know what I will say Asshole I do think it is funny When the shoes on the other foot Because imagine putting Your left shoe on your right foot How that would look

Very weird Very funny. It wouldn't be, it would look funny, but it would look odd, but I'm, I almost was going from a, from just a, a reaction of what it would feel like. And I would not like walking in two left-footed shoes, uh, throughout the day. I feel like, you know, blisters or, you know, maybe it'll force, you know, it'll kind of force some of my toes closer together, having one of the nails of one toe cut into the bottom toe of another, you know. I just thought of an incredible one of the end. odds. Does it involve Mr. Incredible, Mrs. Incredible, Dash, Violet, Frozone, baby Jackjack, or syndrome? No, it's, what are the odds until you leave work today? You have to wear

your shoes on the opposite foot. Well, you're wearing Crocs. That's not that bad. And you're not allowed to reverse this one on me because I have bunions. And I'm wearing... That doesn't who cares? And I got new shoe inserts specifically for for my fucked up feet, that I'm still breaking in. 21. Okay, three, two, one, 18.

I was gonna say, I was gonna say 18, I didn't. But you didn't, did you? Punk. Tucker was at my house? Inside your mind, I told you not to say 18.

Yeah. It's called telecapathesis. You're not allowed to use telecapathesis on me, asshole? That's breaking the rules of what are the odds? Tucker was at my house on New Year's Eve.

Yeah, it was. Yeah, he was. Bouncing on that. Fuck, he was bouncing on that. Strap on that your girlfriend had on. Yeah, I wasn't partaking in the sex. You were cheering into it. They were having sex, right?

Or I guess like, she was fucking him. I don't know if that was having sex, but it was a sex act between my girlfriend and Tucker. Yes. It was a great way to ring in the New Year. But Tucker wanted to go see, I think we were just talking about going to see, yeah, we were talking about going to see Marty Supreme.

and we were going to go on January 1st, and he's looking at movie times, and he's like, oh, there's one at 9.15 in the morning. Can I preface this real quick to say that even though Tucker is a movie man, and he loves movies, he knows how to make shit look good, through cinematography, he's so talented. He's the most infuriating to try to see a movie with. Why?

Because he always shows. I thought you were. I thought, were you about to get into the story? I didn't want to ruin it. Well, is it the old, is it because he does the whole thing with the popcorn bucket with the hole in the bottom? And he goes, go ahead and get a handful. No, no, no, no, no. And I will say, I have laxed on this because, you know, their movies do take a while to start.

But sometimes you're getting the ticket. And he takes a while to get to the movies. If the movie's at five, you'll see him in the movie around 530, 535, 540, 45. sometimes he'll be there just in the nick of time. Okay. To see the whole thing. So I'm going to, I'm going to build on that what you just said.

Good. But first, real quick, what I was going to say is there was a movie at 9.15 in the morning on January 1st. And I said, what are the odds? You and I have to go see that one. Sounds miserable. He did it out of seven. And I'm like, really? Okay.

We said different numbers. So I didn't have to start 2026. I know. My voice cracked again. Okay? Get the counter off the screen, Luke. We're not doing that. It's two, by the way. Maybe there's more if Luke decided to pay attention this time while editing. Get it off the screen. But luckily, I didn't have to start 2026 by going to see a 915 showing of Marty Supreme. However, we decided instead, let's go see the 10 p.m. showing. Wonderful. Right. Twilight. That's not.

Oh, no. The sun had set four hours prior. What's the time? Just, just night. Is there a fun, I was trying to think, is there like a fun terminology for like deep and like just kind of like 10 p.m? Or is it just night? That's just night time. You know?

I was hoping there would be some cool name for it, but there's no good term for that. You know? There's midnight. There's, there's dusk, you know, when the sun's coming up. Yeah, that's awesome. There's, no, I'm sorry, there's dawn when the sun's coming up. I mean, there's dust when it's going down. Twilight.

Till dawn. Right. Twilight when it's in between. And then the rest is what, just fucking night? And midnight. Well, midnight's in there somewhere. And then you have, you have night, midnight, and then after midnight. Which I guess would just be early morning.

Yeah, but I don't, I know that 1 a.m. Or 12.30 is technically the morning. But that, you know, I'd say the morning starts probably. between 3 and 4.30. Because some people wake up pretty early for their jobs and start their day. Yeah, I would say, I would say teachers that have to commute a long way and shit. I think 4 a.m., like in my brain, 4 a.m. is where the morning begins and the night, where it kind of transitions from night in the morning.

The clock strikes morning at 4 a.m. Exactly. But the movie started at 10. Tucker texted me, hey, I'll be there at 9.55. I got there at like 930 because I wanted to get some popcorn. Yeah, and there's like 25, 7 minutes of previews and whatever the fuck that happened before. And what I didn't account for that night was they were showing the Stranger Things finale at that movie theater. Woo!

A lot of people. A lot of, did you see people dressed up as 11? Oh, yeah. A lot of shaved heads. There's just a right wing. Like, there's just a, for some reason, there's a large right wing. group seeing Yeah, there was a whole group of skinheads

That were They were just there to see like some skinhead movie And I just, they must be here for stranger things Yeah, but dude, if I saw some If I saw some neo-Nazis The movie theater, I mean, I'd say, whoa, that's a strange thing Right Punching a Nazi dude

Sorry Violence Against a Nazi? God, that's fucked up I don't care if he's a Nazi. That's fucked up. You got to show that you're better than him and be subjugated to his rule by force. And if you show you're better than him just by being the bigger man, he'll take it to heart.

And he might change his ways. No, it will never happen. Anyway, just to finish that point, a story. Movie starts at 10. Tucker said 955, you know. You eat your snacks. Yeah, I get up in that movie theater. All right.

You're in your seat, nice and comfortable. You got your popcorn. Oh, yeah. You got your Buncher Crunch? Oh, yeah. And your soda pop or icy. Mm-hmm. See, I think I'm more of a Coke icy type of guy.

You're like, are you blue or red? Are you Coke? Which one are you? See, I got to visualize you in your theater with your Bunch C popcorn and what colored icy? I'm a big red guy. I like cherry icy. However, they had changed all the flavor names.

You come out looking like you had lipstick put on or smeared on? There's nothing funny about that. What? I think a modern man is allowed to express himself in any way he, you know. And if I want to wear lipstick to the movies, then... Man, those fucking, like, popsicle people are really... There needs to be riots for how they embarrass people throughout life. Popsicle people.

Just getting that popsicle stains all around your mouth, making you look like a fucking idiot. When all you wanted to do is enjoy a popsicle. I wanted to enjoy a fucking popsicle. Or an icy. It's the heat of summer. God, it's hot outside. Ooh, a nice cherry popsicle, me thinks. This will be good.

But no. Then everyone's calling me bad words and making fun of me. I'm like, why? What's going on? I go into the bathroom. Oh, it looks like I'm wearing fucking lipstick. I see, I see. And your teeth as well. Stained red. Gatorade did that too. But your teeth stained red actually is a good thing in this case because it shows it's not lipstick.

True. If it only stained your lips red, yikes. But, sorry, I keep getting sidetracked. It's 10 p.m. when the movie starts. We've been doing this since. Right. Yeah, at 10 p.m. the movie starts. Tucker, you know, five minutes have passed. He's not here yet. He eventually, you know, got there 35 minutes after the trailer. At 10.35, he got there.

Yeah, like, 35 minutes into, like, I don't understand how he can, like, in his brain. Like, because for me, if I miss the beginning of a movie, I just don't want to see it, because you're like, I'll, I have to just another occasion. Kind of. Even if it's like, I, it's stupid. because even if it's like an opening credits, like for me, like the opening credits and the way a movie starts is so important and sets the tone. And I'm always interested to see what's the first scene? What does this movie start with, regardless? And the opening to Martin Supreme was honestly great. Such a good opening.

I can't believe he missed that. He missed the opening, the title sequence. Dude, also, insane. Side note, Josh Saftey's production company, I think it's called Central Films, their logo is fucking dope. like their opening logo, where it's like, it looks like it's from the 80s. And it's like the two halves of the sphere going, yeah, very fucking cool. Tucker said that, well, no, Tucker showed up so late, so we wouldn't.

I was going to say Tucker said that the security had to ask you to put your phone away because you were just sitting there defying, filming the logo. I actually asked them to run it back. I'm like, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You banged on the glass of the projector. Hey, dong, dong, dong, dong. That logo was sick. Rewinded it.

I do graphic design. Tucker's not. hear you asshole well I did that 35 minutes in he arrived and I was like oh finally and I ran up to the top of the feet I went

do do do oh hey do over Tucker missed the the sexy stuff with the sexy girl with Odysseus Odysseus Zionist

Zionist Odysseus the Zionist Odysseus What's her name? Odessa Zion. Odessa's Zion, right? Daughter of Bobby Hill, baby. Wait, what? She's the daughter of the, what's her name?

Really? What's her name? What is her? Pam. No. Right? Pam something? Pamela.

Pamela. I can't remember the last name, but yeah. Voice of Bobby Hill. No way. On a stint on the show Louis, played his love interest. That's her mom? Mm-hmm. You can kind of see it now, right?

Yeah. Oh, yeah, dude. I never thought of that. Yeah, you can see it, can't you? I remember her from Louis. Yeah. That's crazy. Small world.

Well, I don't know. In Hollywood, usually it's not, if it's like someone's daughter or son, usually that's not a case of small world. That's a case of nepotism. Nepotism, by the way. You keep mispronouncing it. I don't want to be pretentious about it, but it does kind of piss me off. You're always looking after me, and I do appreciate it. I don't want you to be gracious.

I'm sorry that it could potentially piss someone, even you off, that, you know, I'm just, I'm floundering about when it comes to speaking sometimes. And you help me lay down the foundational tracks that get this train chugging along again, and I appreciate it. That's what I'm here for. We're also here for ad reads as well. If you haven't done a second one, right? No. Have we not done a second one? A message from our corporate overlords.

So Sonic did a backflip, and he fucking took his gun and blew Shadow's brains out. And I didn't know they'd go that far in Sonic 3. But I was like, that's pretty, this is a kid's movie. Is it like graphic? Like, did they show it? Yeah. Like, did they show the brains being blown out? Like the brain splatter.

It splatters onto Dr. Robotnik, who starts screaming in, like, trauma, like a trauma gutteral. Like, you're watching PTSD develop in real time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, oh, he's shaking. The rest of his life, he's going to be stuck with that. Yeah. But, yeah, I mean, I think, you know, for the third movie, they had to take it there to reel people back in.

And I think they were successful in that. Oh, yeah. I mean, I mean, because it's like, what, Sonic the Hedgehog, I mean, how exciting can the, you know, three movies be. You know, the first movie, it's like, well, we're going to see it for the gimmick. Second movie.

They're going to add tails or something. Right. I don't get a knuckles or whatever the fuck it was. Graphic violence is where, you know, kind of get me back on board. Well, anyways, let's bring it back in. Welcome back, everybody, for what I like to call the home stretch of the podcast, because, you know, the way it's, voice crack. Number three.

It's going on the counter. Luke's not putting up a counter. He's not putting up a counter. He's going to go, I'm not doing that. Right? And then I'm going to go to him, pull my pants down. And then he's going to say, don't. And then I'm going to go, I'm not doing that.

And then I'm going to start peeing on him. See how he likes it. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, baby. Yep. Little, uh, he, well, he likes piss play. That's true. Which, there's nothing wrong with that shit. I mean, that piss.

Well, he doesn't like providing the piss. He just likes accepting the piss. Selfish, you know. Yeah. You got to give, uh, to get. He likes, in his words, he likes being the mountain upon which the rivers flow. He likes being. the mountain

beneath the fountain. Okay. Right? Okay. But piss play is not too much. It's fine. Sorry, Luke.

We targeted you there. Yeah. Just like, you know, your sexual partners target you with a stream of piss. Was that only the, is that the first fist bump

of the episode? More like the first piss bump of the episode. Uh-huh. Yeah. I am very appreciative that Luke kept up the bit of the punch sound effect every time we fist bump, like all through this whole, you know, all through the years. So audio listeners know every time we fist bump, they get a good, except actually, I'm sure there's a lot of audio listeners that probably like missed the first time that was established. so they just are frequently they're like what why like scares them like why are the

randomly punch sound effects that's why it's because we're fist bumping and it's for the audio yeah you just heard it you heard it again we can't get to do it too much oh look make that one really quiet and muff like much more quiet because that was like a you went to fist bump me you hesitated right before put a low pass on it so it goes yeah yeah yeah uh anyway how was your weekend It was good. I played some video games and had a board game night. Are you serious? What'd you play? I played an expedition and got to use the expansion. Gears of Corruption expansion for the first time. I love that game.

Is that the one with the mex? With the mechs that you go around. It's awesome. Are those ones you got custom pieces for? No. Custom pieces. Do they come with pieces? They come with the metal pieces. Oh, okay. I remember seeing those at your house. It's the ironclad edition. Yeah, yeah.

Stone Meyer games, the same people who do, like, wingspan. You've heard of it. You've heard of it. You love it, right? The game about birds, and you get eggs and points, and then you collect birds from different. I already got angry birds on my phone, bro. No, it's, I guess kind of the same thing, then. Do you think I would enjoy Expedition, or do you think it's a little by my pay grade?

When it comes to board games. It's the way that I... I like Macs. This is an awful description. It's kind of like... See, I don't particularly like... What is it called? The game with the wood and the wheat and the rock.

Catan? Yeah, Catan. I like Catan. Katan's all right. It's like Caton, but like with a bunch of extra fun steps at it in terms of... But at the same time, you're not really... You're versing anyone, you're versing everyone in this game, or versising, whatever the fuck. But only through the end game, it's like there is a clear winner who got the most wealth at the end.

But there's nothing antagonistic that you're doing while moving around the board other than maybe standing on a spot that someone else wants. But you're going to have to move eventually. I like that. Exploring different zones and you gain cards that you can then come. combo with, it's almost like a light deck builder as well, because you get these cards that go to your hand that then you have to put into, like a, you have to go from hand to play. So you have to kind of like activate the cards to use them. And you, the resources are different types of workers that then help you activate special things on those cards as well. Oh, that's cool.

It's, I don't think it's... I don't mind no antagonism because I... I like it because everyone's playing their own separate kind of game trying to just get the most points, and it's, I think it's a fun loop. I feel like by default whenever I play a video game or a board game, I am going to be on the lower tier of a skill. So a game where other people aren't antagonizing me, I'm fine with it. I think we should,

least try it. I think you should give it a shot. I'd love to. Because I don't like, it's, for me, I'm bad at explaining shit first off, but it's also like, I'm making it sound maybe a little more complicated than it is. It's a, it's a, it's a game where there's a lot to learn or to, they have cards, so you don't have to memorize all the symbols, but there's a lot going on. Oh, where the first time you played is just going to be a lot of like, like, new terms. terminology and yeah and then that's why i was with uh go fish that took me long fucking time to go fish is fun i play i play grabbing a deck of cards and being able to play windows or go fish or windows is fun windows is awesome you taught me that in in in hawaii learned it from some pals in

south kakalaki south carolina you know i feel like at this point you know being from I should know that that's what that means. And every time I hear it, I'm just completely, I'm like, you're talking, South Korea? What are the fuck are you talking about? Charleston is Chucktown, right? Charleston is Chuck Town. The CHS, Chuck Town.

Just like we, you know. Are you Chuck enough? Well, there's 101.7 Chuck FM. Oh, really? We have Steve FM. 96.7. It is, does it have like an announcer that's kind of cocky? Like, this next?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. This blah, blah, blah. I think it's like, I don't know if this is true, but it was like played off of some guy's iPod essentially or something. Like the songs were like from an iPod. It might have been a joke that he said. It's like, these are from my iPod playlist.

But it's always like, welcome to Steve. Yep, we're playing what we want to play. Sorry. And then they start playing the song. Like Chuck FM is just like a deep voice and like every few songs. It'll do like the. And it'll be like, You're listening to Chuck FM.

Chuck says you're going to listen to this next song, whether you like it or not. Spoiler, you will. And then it starts like playing the song. I feel like every city has a version of that radio station where it's like a white man's name, like a very basic name with like a very cocky like, yep, we're playing what we want to play all day long. And the thing was it was just kind of a mix because every radio station was like, you're listening to rock or R&B. or...

Yeah, and VR. This was like... It was recollectic, right? It wasn't like modern pop, though. It wasn't like top 40 stuff. There might be a popular song every now and then, but it wasn't like... That for us was 104.7.

Was like all the hits. These are all the hits. We're going to play the same five songs throughout the day. That was 95SX, baby. 95 SX. Hey, I'm Ryan C Crest. They would have Ryan Crest.

Seacrest on there. But Chuck FM would play music along the line. It was my favorite radio station because it would play... Sorry, I think I got something wrong. Oh, oh no. I can't remember if 96.7 is the Christian radio station and Steve FM. Then what's 93.5 is rock. Hold on.

99.5 was the Christian one for us. Let me see. Let me see. Do you remember his radio? His, his, his radio. and focus on the family? This is 96.7

Hey. Is it? Oh, I'm an idiot. Yeah, it's Steve FM. Columbia. 96.7. Chuck FM, like, the best,

like, if I just picked a random song that would make sense to be playing on it, summer breeze makes me feel fine. Roading through the jazz club Jazz club Jazz club jazz men I know why I think

Jasmine Jazz club of my mind Is it blowing through the jazz club in my mind Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Boo do Beepoo do

Be be de de do Be do Lady Gaga track here and there. Did you ever listen to Delilah? Or did your mom ever listen to Delilah? What's that? I feel like it wasn't a local thing.

Let me make sure I'm Delilah radio. Because my mom would listen to some Delilah. She's a blonde woman. I always pictured her as brunette. Delilah sounds like a blonde woman. American radio personality and author. Let me see if I can find a... Rock, AQ 102.

Ooh. That smooth as fuck, dude. I love those old radio indents where it would be the like, like, just the nice little, like, that nice smooth jazz. And then you, you end on a nice harmonious note of, like, some people. I hate that they cut that off. Right? D-de-de-de-! Well, I think it was going into a real song.

Oh. Oh, it sounded like a little, like a little, like a radio show. broadcast. Did you listen to His Radio? No, I don't think so. Because that wasn't a local thing. That is like a syndicated thing across the country. It's Christian radio station.

His, his, his radio. 89.7 was our Christian. 89.7. W.N.OK, Columbia. See, I don't like that, though. If I heard that, how am I supposed to know that that's like Jesus Christ radio station of the region.

There's nothing that... His radio, I know right away from that jingle. I'm like, it's his radio. Capital H. Uh-huh. I'm like, who's he? Oh, him. Him.

And you're pointing upwards. Right. Talking about God. Or Jesus. Or the Holy Spirit. Or the Trinity, you know. It says as a singular entity. You know what I don't like is...

About the Trinity is this. God. Listen, guys, I'm about to go on a religious rant. Tyrate, if you will. A religious tirade. So if you don't want to hear this shit, you might as well go watch Cocoa Mellon. All right, I'm going into my Bill. I'm putting on my Billmar cap right now.

Ready? Here's what I don't like about the fucking Trinity. God, okay? Mm-hmm. He has a cartoon character portrayal. If you think about God, what God looks like, what does he look like to you? A white bald man with a big white beard. Correct.

Now. Like Santa Claus, but more muscular and less round. That do me a favor. What about Jesus? What does he look like to you? Well, growing up, Jesus was like white. And he changed when he got older? Well, now when you say Jesus, I picture like a Middle Eastern dude.

But as a kid growing up, I pictured like the picture that was up in church. The blue eyed, yeah. Blue-eyed. Sometimes it was brown-eyed, but it was always white skin, like white Caucasian Jesus. Which is in our sketch, Judas Loekey betrays the Christ, which by the way, if you guys have not seen that one. Go give it a click! It's one of our best. That's one of our best so far.

That's why you played Jesus. And if you look closely, we did give you blue contacts. So that's why we gave Jesus blue contacts. We're uncomfortable, but not the end of the world. You look great in it. I had like decent, they were, they weren't the type that really would have made me uncomfortable. That's when you have like the full eye shit going on. I only had the deal with the pupil stuff.

Now, going back to the Irish, to what I was saying. you just pictured God easily. P pictured Jesus, and I'm sure our whole audience did as well. Now, family guy also helped me put that in, you know, with God as well, because he's a bald white guy with a big white beard. Actually, when I think of like what God looks like, I think of, I had this illustrated Bible growing up, and it was like cartoon, clip art kind of versions of everything.

And they drew God a very specific way. Actually, I'm going to find it. Luke, you could show everyone right here. Now, the point I'm getting to about the Trinity. Uh-huh. Now, go ahead, Ryan. Picture the Holy Spirit. What's that look like?

To me, like, like, I was going to say a Grim Reaper, but he's light-colored. Grim Reaper, so like white, white hood, white robes? Actually, it's not white robes. Literally in my head, whenever the Holy Spirit, was brought up, it would be like a grim reaper looking thing, but like hazed with like light blue and blue instead of like black and whatever. It was just kind of like this holographic looking wispy. Yeah. I, that, demon thing. That's the thing is like, dude, I feel like with the Trinity, they just kind of like shoehorned the Holy Spirit and like afterwards in all of us. Because, well,

I don't, I just don't like that it's three. But they, I feel like. feel like they didn't do a lot of character development. Yeah, the spirit is a separate being. Right? It's a being, right? And they did a lot of character development for God, a lot of character development for Jesus, fleshed those characters out. And I feel like Holy Spirit was the last one they came up with at the last second.

And they're just like, uh, and they really didn't flesh it out. Father, son and holy ghost. Holy ghost? What is it? A spirit or a ghost or what? There's a ghost inside me? Like, voice cracked again. Yeah, I noticed that one, big boy.

I just don't, yeah, isn't the Holy Spirit supposed to be the Jesus that he put in all of us? No. Something like that. The Holy Spirit is the God we did, we felt along the way. This is my son, I put in you. Yeah. Because, you know, it's like they're all separate entities, but they're also not. They're all one entities.

Intitties, right? Yeah, I'd like to see some intitties. Woo! Yeah, me too, man. Ghost with big breasts. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Dude, you're stroking your cock right now.

I'm not. Don't tell the audio listeners, I'm doing that. Through your jeans, you're just kind of like groping your crotch and like rubbing your penis. I'm not rubbing my penis. Oh, there it is. It's getting bigger. I'm not rubbing my penis. Whoa, dude.

It's getting wet where the tip would be, I guess. With the tip would be or where the tip is, Ryan? I don't know. I can't say if that's the tip or if that's a tip. just a ball and then the dripage is happening alongside. Whoa, it's about 10 inches down my left pant leg, so hopefully that's my tip. Oh, man. Oh, what was that?

I'm sorry. It's for the audio listeners, giving them a little something. I hope you got it some sound effects, a little... And maybe when it's growing the, like a... Like a little rubber sound effect. Yeah. Rubber stretch. A little...

Dude, I would... Imagine if a... Never mind. Okay. I was prepared to imagine. I closed my eyes ready. I just like, I stopped myself. Are you sure you don't want to go?

I have the imagination. I have the imaginarium set up. Okay. Well, I just, I stopped myself because it just sounded so juvenile. Matt, it's at full power. If you have an idea. It's not. Okay.

Imagine if getting a boner made a noise. Imagine if boners made noises. You know, in my head, the noise is like something metallic being thrown into like a pot. like a spit like a like a like when you spit uh dip spit into one of those like like the at a saloon yeah yeah in a in a pot and a spittoon sputoon splatoon uh for me the sound of getting a boner is like uh well this is in the case where the boner just goes boom yeah so for that for like a fast erection it's the sound of uh in a cartoon maybe like imagine a woodpecker is flying and then his beak, he goes right into a tree and goes,

it's that, that boyo, yo, yo, yo, yo, y. Doorstopper. Exactly. Or like, yeah, like if an arrow strikes a tree in a cartoon and then goes, it's that. That's the sound of a boner for me. Especially when you play with a boner. Rebbing my.

I saw a video on the, on the interwebs that was, It was just like some Minecraft gameplay with like a TikTok narration, but it was it was like a it raised a great point. It was talking about like imagine if like if man came from monkey. Imagine if you get pants by bro and everybody sees your penis. And of course you're going to be soft when that happens. But the thing is you're not at full power in that moment. That's what sucks. Is that everyone. If they could see you when you were hard. Right. Exactly. Well, that's that's that. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's the whole point. It's like you have a choice to make when that happens. Do you pull your pants back up and just let everyone think forever that that's the size of your penis? Or do you start revving the engine right there in front of everyone to say, hold on. This is not even my final form yet. Well, I think seeing a penis is so shocking that it just being a penis puts people in like a, makes them uncomfortable and in like a fear type situation. I remember a kid at my high school got There's no free the penis

protest, I'll tell you that. Actually, I think now is the perfect time in history to get that moving, right? There's never been a better time for men's rights and for free the penis. Hashtag free the penis, guys. They're dangerous-looking little suckers, I'll say that. They're very, they're scary, yeah.

Especially, you're down to you. I just think, I was just going to mention Your dad got some new tattoos on it. Yeah. It's a face and it is scary. It's his face. His face on both. Hyper realistic.

Son, look. Look me in the eye. No, not that one, son. He does like the shark mouth on the warheads of his head of his penis. Like what they would paint on like a warplane or a torpedo or something. I know exactly what you're talking. talking about. Ah.

Dude, I can't believe people actually get their cocks tattooed. People get their cocks pierced. Dude, people get their I've seen clitori pierced. Oh. That sounds like a, that sounds like a star system.

Clitori. Clitori 7B. In like some like horny science fiction AI written novel. Oh, we should, we should write a space sex opera and like they go to like a planet called like Clitori 7.

in the in the ariola region they don't use region when they're talking about space dude talk about aurora borealis talk about ariola borealis right yeah oh yeah you look up in the sky and go you know what I'm saying it's just a big pair of tits rain spattered in rainbow delights honestly and by that I mean the the shining lights just you know think of aurora borealis Think about it I'm thinking about it Now picture it turns into a dragon Oh come on dude

Now it's coming right for you Stop It opened my eyes Dude don't scare me like that Don't take advantage of the power of my imagination Like going into one's imagination It's like going into like a 3D space

Dude I almost didn't fucking make it out If you die in the imaginarium You die for real Imaginarium That's a sick word dude It's something That's a dope word. Mr. McGoriam's wonder imaginarium, dude, it's the sequel. I've never heard

imaginarium and I think that if that's if that's never been used for anything, we've got to coin that for something. The imaginarium. Honestly, just I think for, that should just be what you and I call our thinkscape when you shut your eyes and imagine. Yeah, well only a select few people would actually be allowed into the imaginarium if that were the case. And there's a list of them right now. If you look on screen, you'll see a list of names actually, two lists. Please make the distinction. It's very important.

Between the two different lists. Oh, sorry, I thought you were asking the audience to make the distinction. You were looking at me. You were looking at me like I was like pointing a gun at you. You were just, what's the distinction? So there's a list on the bottom that has like, you know, just green names. That list, those are people that are not only not permitted to come into the imaginary but those are people that have been outright banned and have they're on like a when you enter the

imaginarium at first there's like in gas stations there's a wall with printed out pictures of you know thieves it's like these people all their faces are there and it's like don't let these people in but the other list with the emojis next to the names yeah some of them are like uh-huh and some of them are like yeah exactly Those are, um, they're allowed in the imaginarium. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. They're allowed in the imaginarium anytime. And if you would like to be added to that list, you go to patreon.com slash super mega. You could sign up for just five buckaroons a month and get an extra chunk of this podcast every week.

You get some extra shows. But will you show up on the list? No. You have to jump up a tier to podcast producer, but you also get stickers in the mail every month. That's pretty dope. Uncle Sleepover, new episode out. we watched Black Knight. The Black Knight?

Black Knight. With Martin Lawrence. Yeah, not... And nobody else. A lot of people, when they got the notification, were like, ooh, Batman. Not Batman. The Black Knight. It's the Dark Night, by the way, fellas.

Right. Black Knight was a great movie. It was definitely a movie of its time. It definitely was not awful, I think. It wasn't miserable. I never have fun. with it. They never actually have fun with it. That's the thing. Yeah. Like there were, it, act goofy. It could have been a lot funnier. Yeah. You know, like for a comedy movie, they could have gone a lot

crazier. Instead, they like really tried to keep the plot grounded. And they should have had a cameo, a big, funny cameo for like five seconds. Especially at the budget was $50 million in 2001. It doesn't, I mean, they, yeah, I don't, I don't know how that was $50 million at that time. I mean, Martin Lawrence probably took $30 million of that, but. Is there a bad boys four? Did I dream that that was a thing? Did three and four like come out pretty quickly? I even know there was a three.

Yeah, there was a three. Part of me, I don't even want, I don't want to think about it. Goodbye.