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Episode Date: November 12, 2025

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ask where you heard about them. Please support our show and tell them we sent you. You may have heard of the sex cult nexium, and the famous actress who went to prison for her involvement, Alison Mack, but she's never told her side of the story, until now. People assume that I'm like, this pervert. My name

Natalie Robamed. In my new podcast, I talked to Allison to try to understand how she went from TV actor to cult member. How do you feel about having been involved in bringing sexual trauma to other people? I don't even know how to answer that question. Allison After Nexium from CBC's Uncover is available now on Spotify. Are you sure? You don't me to make you a little chicken noodle soup? I mean, that does sound good, but I think I can make it through. Do you like I, uh, to give the episode like, little theming. I'm looking a little sloppy. I got the sunglasses on. I don't want people to think that I got a hangover, though. You do kind of look like you have a hangover. You have like

the shorts and the crocs and then the super mega t-shirt, which the super mega t-shirt just kind of looks like, you know, it's like you didn't have anything else to put on so you threw it on and then the hat and the sunglasses. Yeah. I mean, I'm like this because I'm not hung over from Markiplier's November 1st, 2025 party. That was just the name of it, if it were to exist. Even though if it were to exist, it was on November 3rd for some reason. Yeah. But I'm a little under the weather, but we're going to push on through with this podcast.

That's right. We're going to, as the Rolling Stones say, break on through to the other side. And as the Romans said, do as the Romans do. Luke, just bring in the, just bring, start the intro. Hold on the what? Your penis? Nah, I'm good, dude. Dude, I'm trying to.

I don't think I could find it. Because you put it up your butthole. You know, a lot of people wish they could do that, Ryan. So the fact that I can is an immense fucking talent. And I know that our podcast editor, Luke, is jealous about it. And he just won't say it. Sorry, I was like, I feel like the lighting looked a little different for me, but it's, it's fine. So, are you sure?

Do you want to make you a little chicken noodle suit for the teenage soul? I'm down to talk about, you know, whatever you want to talk about. You know, you can just have a normal podcast. You don't have to cater to me. Although, you know, if we happen to discuss water slides and roller coasters at some point, I think, you know, that would make me feel good because I could reminisce on all the fun roller coasters and water slides I've been on. And maybe even the viewers could, you know, either live vicariously through me going on those roller... By curiously? Vi curiously.

I'll get you a dictionary. Maybe a thesaurus, too. Well, maybe you should get one, Ryan. Why? Vicariously? What is that not it? What is it? Luke, put it on screen.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Vicariously. Vicariously. It said like, bi-curious. Just halting the conversation just for that. Yeah. But I would appreciate it if we talked about roller coasters and water slides at some point. Yeah, we can do it now if you want.

Or would you rather... No, I think you just feel bad, so I'd like it to come up more than, like, naturally. Yeah, I do feel, like, bad for... I just thought it was funny, because it sounded like bi-curiously, and then... I didn't mean to be, like, an asshole about it. Luke, replay Matt's reactions in slow motion. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It says, like, bye, curious.

Okay, dude Well That's right Now you made me I used our Jamie Against you Dude I'm like Obi-Wan and you're like

Anakin Skywalker Cut in half Boiling in lava And I'm going I have the high ground now Okay well you fucking Spoiled the movies for me I literally do

I told you yesterday I've only seen episode four Well I mean I'm sure I mean Imagine now it works as like one of those. It's like, I bet you're wondering how I got here.

Well, let's rewind it a bit. Does he actually get cut in half and put in lava? Yeah. And as you say, let me guess. He goes, who's got the high ground now, Obi-Wan? No, Anakin's the one that was cut in half and is boiling in lava. Obi-Wan has the high ground now. And then Anakin, actually, he didn't say that at all when he was boiling in lava.

His direct quote was, I hate you As he's burning alive in lava I think that if you were burning alive in lava You wouldn't even be able to be thinking about hatred for somebody else Well that's that's the that is the power of the Sith Matthew And not a lot of people cover that stuff You know people like to think that the Sith are there to protect and serve and whatnot

But it's actually a dark nefarious Force that that acts within the energy of the world Really? Yeah it's it's not just people who in uniforms. It's legitimately like, it's literally like future like magic. Like if wizards went forward into the future with lasers, it's wizard magic. So is it, dudes in uniform who are supposed to protect and serve, but they're actually committing nefarious acts with bad intentions? That, we couldn't draw any similarities between, you know, it's weird. I caught this

video the other day of an ice vehicle ramming into, uh, you know, uniform people. Here's the connection ramming into an American citizen's car and then they get out of their car guns pulled you know point in one of them I saw I showed you the video one of them was like yeah like this is literally some fucking like 40 year old on her way to get coffee before work what are you dancing like that for well if the guy is uh he's doing tippy taps he has like a little oozy in his hand and he's like what what angle do I need to he has to secure this target on he looks like he looks like someone in like a call of duty lobby like when you're like loading up and waiting for like the round to start like he looks like that shit it's the type of person that deserves that

i hope at one point gets put in their place dude it's fucking maybe they already have and that's why they're doing this it's just angry at the world probably i mean it's just grown men cosplay as uh because they wish they were it's embarrassing it's very embarrassed the level of force that i saw like it's not just that video there's a lot of videos uh out there it's broad daylight like in on a public street just like but wait to you here uh actually uh ryan are you talking about uh the woman who as ice reports rammed her car into their vehicle and then resisted arrest so violently she injured two ice agents and then was released without charges a few hours later that day gotta love it u.s citizen by the way dragged out of her car at gunpoint and then and then taken in for

hours. That's happened actually quite a bit of times. And that's just the only one, I mean, that was just caught on video. If that wasn't caught on video, probably wouldn't have even, you wouldn't have heard about it. And, uh, if, if your first reaction is to kind of think about, wait, you're taking out the content, shut up, shut up, shut up. No, you have these dudes who are not trained law enforcement who like, really anyone can, can sign up, uh, wearing fucking tactical gear with assault rifles that are just bribed with a bunch of money to, given the, given the, I don't even know they're giving the power. They just, they take the power and just fucking do all this shit.

And, uh, with, with no trial. No. And it's fucked up. Fuck ice. I just want to go on the record and say that because I don't think I've publicly said that. Fuck ice with a capital F. It gives the energy of just powerless bullies that now have the excuse to go out and just kind of there's that. And then there's like, uh, the like, I don't know how else to describe it, but, like, people who play Call of Duty, like, they're on an actual mission. You know, like, they go into, like, a 4V4 of, like, search and destroy, and they're just like, okay, dude, this guy's three clicks north. Okay, let me get my binoculars out.

And then, and then someone's going to go, well, actually, that's actually a pretty good method in the game. I wouldn't know. I haven't played Call of Duty in the longest time. I mean, the binoculars are a new addition. They're actually, they are very useful. I love, I love, like, you know, they've added wall running. They've added, like, kind of a jet pack and all.

Like, they've added, they've added, um, Omni movement, which I guess is also, like, tilting. Oh. You can, like, tilt a little and stuff like that. They've added so much. I would love it if they, uh, if, like, their new edition one time was like, and now, binoculars. Like, in the middle of the match, if you want, you can, you can squat down, you can pull out the binoculars you know one of these videos played on a big stage like with like a crowd watching it's like if you want to announcing it it's like look at that oh my god oh i can't wait to look through those

binoculars and it's like they start out blurry and you kind of have to like you know you have to do you have to take them off even you have to widen them at the right you can put them wrong on your face and you kind of have to like focus you're like on my cross side nope uh there and then you can see not as far as you wish it was but you could see farther across the the map you could flip them around and then you could see all tiny you could see like the guys will look tiny you know i will say if call of duty ends up adding uh they probably i would imagine they have binoculars you think they have binoculars i look it up this is important to me i mean i'm sure they have some form of monocular right okay does call of like just call of duty have

binoculars yeah i'd rather uh have a little call of booty you know what i'm saying yes many call of duty games have binoculars or a similar tool like a spotter scope i didn't say a spotter no no spotter scope is not the same thing i mean you could have two sniper rifles with scopes and you could hold them up side by side uh one in each hand and it could function like binoculars you know what i'm saying yeah it looks like it doesn't look like uh binoculars are as uh popular for modern warfare yikes sounds like someone needs to really add binoculars Ryan the

I don't mean to alarm you but the um the microphone the fuzzy it was coming off That's why I put it down like this Oh that's why you Okay you bumped your uh

I thought it was doing this I was like you know You read my mind dude You know great minds think alike Sorry I thought I heard Luke But Probably not Well speaking of ICE agents

Well he doesn't want people to know that He's like I'm cutting that out I don't care It's not going in he also informed me recently that so he's an informant just by definition because he's informing you he recently told me that the voice I do for him is inaccurate and hurtful hurtful and I agree and I'd like to just issue a formal apology to him to Luke our podcast editor Luke I'm sorry And to make it up to you, I've written you this original song on acoustic guitar.

Are you sending it to him? So we're going to go ahead and roll that clip, and then we'll go to commercial break. And then, no, wait, wait, wait. I've written this original song on acoustic guitar for you, Luke. So we're going to take a quick commercial break. And when we're back, we will premiere my new track for Luke. I'm never getting that asset. I'm not doing it.

I'm cutting this out. He's getting the asset. Luke, how confident are you that you're getting that asset? Well, after commercial break, we'll see. This is an original acoustic song I wrote for my friend Luke as an apology. It's called I'm Sorry Luke by Matt Watson. Oh, Shay, hey, Carl and the Shay, hey, tarts. Oh, Shea, hey, Carl, and the shade, hey, tarts.

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Or that. And enjoy. Via Rail, love the way. What you want. Matthew, I got it. What you need. You know I have it. Steal the Thunder right after my song.

All I'm asking is for a little respect. Just a little bit. Oh, just a little bit. I'm asking for a little respect because... Just a little bit. Oh, just a little bit. Oh! And I haven't finished the beatboxing part.

I'm still doing YouTube tutorials. Yeah. Could you have given it a little bit of space after my song? I'm sure. I'm sure I could have. Because it's just like, as my song, And then it goes into, you know, and you do that. And then what are the fans going to say?

They're going to go, oh, Ryan's was so much better. Oh, yes, Ryan. Probably, yeah. It was probably more entertaining for Luke, too, because he didn't have to wait on an asset or anything. He's not going to have to wait on that asset. In fact, I'm riding right now. Actually, I'm going to set an alarm on my phone. I'm going to wake up at 5 a.m.

No, I won't be in bed yet at 5 a.m. Yeah, but 5 a.m. is, if you go to the beach at 5 a.m. and record it on an acoustic guitar It would look beautiful Don't even put that idea It's just a tiny bit of effort It's not dude You know how far away the beach is

You know some people go off to war And get shot in the head And their brains are sprayed on a wall In another country That's not their own You know I think the least you could do The least you could do is go to a beach Early in the morning

To film a beautiful acoustic cover The traffic to Santa Monica I promise is more painful Than getting shot in the head And your brain splattered everywhere Because you don't feel that. Maybe sunset. That would be better just because the sun sets in the west.

And worse traffic. This traffic is worse. Because it's probably going to be around like five to seven. You know, you're going to be going through that traffic. Is it worse going to Santa Monica during sunset or coming back from? Regardless if you're on the 405, you're in hell. There's no, there's no like, ah, the easy way to Santa Monica. You always eventually have to go into that just like,

the I mean everywhere is a fucking grid I guess but like Santa Monica is very much like there's this condensed grid like all on the strip kind of leading to Malibu I'm gonna be honest dude this might be controversial to some

and popular to others I do not like Santa Monica I'm not a big well it's it's he gives you presents every Christmas come on dude um

did that hurt. That was my, my ring is pretty sharp. Do you have one of those rings that pricks me and it steals my blood? No. You're looking at my Amazon orders. All right, cool. Yeah, but Santa Monica is like, oh, for me, it's just, it's, it's overcrowded. It's nice because it's, it's on the, I mean, the water's nice. It's, it's like 20 degrees cooler than the rest of L.A. That is the best thing about Santa Monica is that it's always, yeah, 20 degrees, cooler. Like, if it's 90 here, like, legitimately, it'll be like a brisk, a nice 70, 75. And you get that ocean breeze? I'm sure it gets toasty and miserable sometimes at Santa Monica.

I mean, I've been there when it's toasty and miserable. But there's just, there's so many tourists. And I'm not, I'm not going to be one of those L.A. locals who's like, oh, tourists. I mean, when's the last time you and I went to Hollywood Boulevard, you know? Because I would equate the two near the same as like, Christy trap. Yeah, like the Santa Monica Boardwalk and Hollywood Boulevard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hollywood Boulevard's a lot grimyer, though. Yes.

Dude, that was like one of the biggest shocks to me when I first visited Los Angeles to visit you and Daniel. Was the shock collar I put on you to make sure you were staying within the confines of the perimeter of the space we gave you in the living room. And I did for the most part. Is that not what you were referring to? Well, I mean, that was shocking. to say the least. I forgot about that. Well, I guess I kind of pushed it out.

Mark gave me the idea. Yeah. But, yeah, but basically, like, Hollywood, you and Daniel took me there, and I was so excited to go to Hollywood, because I'm like, oh, my God, the lights, the smells, and the glamour. And, you know, because if you've never been to L.A., like, anyone in the world, like, everyone in the world, like, everyone in the world knows Hollywood, and you think, it's this, like, luxurious... Jimmy Kimmel does interviews on Hollywood Boulevard all the time. I know, and it's like, oh,

if Jimmy Kimmel walks those streets, then they must be paved with gold. I think he sends... Is it not him? Huh? He doesn't go on the streets to do interviews? I don't think he does interviews. I think it's his co-host, or not co-host, but, like... I know the

Latinx guy? Yeah. Yeah. But... What's his name? I forgot. I feel bad. Like, I... No, I... It's like his, it's like his friend that's just always been on the show. Yeah. He's like the Andy Richter. Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like Latinx Andy Richter. Sorry, I don't watch too much Jimmy Kimmel. I know we've been to a couple live shows, but that was, that was in our Markiplier era, okay? We were on drugs and doing fent like none other. Hey, actually, I mean, you can go back to that Jimmy Kimmel episode and see us in the audience. And you might be able to tell that we're on a little. No,

I'm fucking rolling. Oh, no, no. We're rolling loud. We're going, ah! They had to, actually, they had to keep stopping. Jimmy had to keep restarting this monologue.

That's what good Finn will do, though. Dude, social experiment. Take Salvia right as the, you see them, like, start the show. Like, he walks out and then go, and then, you know. Yeah, so I actually went to a Jimmy Kimmel taping

that lasted seven years. And it was, uh, fine. I was one of the chairs and I was just existing in that space. I was one of the chairs and I was sitting to myself. Every day I got folded up and put back. It was actually incredible. I was made out of stained glass and there were bugs everywhere. Salvia is not a drug that I ever intend on trying. That one like the clip of the guy falling out. Was it a two story window? Yeah, he just jumps out. He's like smoke like he's like I'm going to film myself. There's so many good videos on YouTube of

people that are like, what's up guys? Today I'm trying Salvia. Wait, didn't, uh, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm an idiot. I'm losing track of his name. There was someone who, uh, we were talking like during, on our podcast. Yes, yes, yes. Common etiquette. Yes. Okay. I was trying to think, I was trying to think of the username and it wasn't coming to me, but, but yes, common etiquette, Eric, right? Yes, he, uh, he was the Salvia guy. And he, I guess he used to, yeah, he used to do a lot of Salvia videos. He's funny as fuck. He's, he's, he's great. Eric. Eric is just the nicest, sweetest boy. I haven't talked to him in a while,

but wherever he is right now. I hope he's doing well. I hope he's doing fantastic. The same thing for I was going to name another YouTuber. Jack Septickeye. More like crap septic eye. I stuttered him. It just threw off the whole insult. Well, he did go

through that poop eating phase. He just mixed stuff into his normal diet and says that it helps prevent getting sick he wasn't wrong though have you heard of the whole tram where it's like people um there's like poop pills it's a real thing i'm not kidding it's a it's like a pill but he wasn't doing pills no he was just eating poop but uh gotcha i was saying um salvia uh there's so many videos on youtube where it'll be like some dude with his shirt off in his uh like on his on his front porch in like fucking Louisiana and he's like

we're gonna be smoking salvia today and he rips it out of his pipe or his bong and then he's like oh it's like instant oh isn't it supposed to last like 15 seconds or something 15 minutes I think oh really yeah it's pretty it's it's it's

is there a drug that's super quick or is it is that DMT is also like 10 minutes 15 minutes but feels like forever But Salvia and DMT, they fuck with your perception of time. So it can feel longer than it really is. But like, you know, people are, people tell stories about like a guy that was trapped in a nine-year trip.

I'm like, I don't think it actually felt like that. Well, I don't know. I have not done DMT or salvia, so I can't, I can't say. But you have salvia at your house. Do you still have it? It's only for medicinal purposes. Right. Like if I have an ache or a headache.

like I can't find my eye drops I'm getting a little frustrated smoking a fucking hallucinogenic psychoactive drug that just takes you to hell for minor aches and pains oh man I got a bit of a bit of a headache

honestly though the coolest and who knows you know I don't know the truth about anything but it's it's this video where this guy's using medicinal cannabis and he has Parkinson's and he takes it and then it, like, really fucking helps them.

Yeah. So it's like, it's cool to see that. And, like, you know, I'm on the other end of the spectrum where I don't use it medicinally and I use it recreationally for the most part. Which is legal in our state. Exactly. Legal cannabis. Like Inda Couch.

In, india, from indiaweed.org. Is that the name? Inda. The brand that sponsors us. I don't know. I did, I did a, I did an ad weed. for them recently and maybe they're on this episode if they're on this episode then uh

smoke some of that weed put that in your pipe and smoke it dude we come up with so many good fucking slogans for companies for free and they don't use them or pay us for them like we came up with a good one for honey I like they don't use them or pay us for them so it's they don't use them or pay us

and it's fucking frustrating they don't even ask for them and like and we do all this work dude I just realized we fucking forgot to take the bat Halloween decoration down from on top of the Super Mega sign you can't really see it on camera

but I looked over and it scared the shit out of me for a second I mean bats are creepy little things although I have seen there are a few videos I see where like someone's nursing a bat back to health or something or like yeah they're eating a grape or a banana or they have it in their little bat blanket there's cute bats and there's scary bats well a scary bat is a bat flying at me

like an erratic like I don't think it's typically about like the animal, it's more about the behavior of the animal at the time. Like, you know, if the bat's just cuddling up in a blanket or eating some grapes, that's adorable. But if the bat's like, like, freaking out, trying to get out of the play. You know, I'm going to freak out too. Blasting supersonic echo location sounds that are piercing my eardrumbs. I love, from the perspective of a bat in that situation, there's just this, like, giant ogreed beast, just scared, just, like, going around the, like, imagine from its perspective, like, you're this tiny thing.

and there's this mad raving fucking lunatic that you don't see too often You would think you would be scared of the big beast And the beast would be like not scared of you But I mean that's the thing about the cockroaches that See me and I go fucking screaming and jumping And like three feet off the ground Yeah but cockroaches are confident

They're a little too confident They're too confident for their own good They're fucking too cocky They're like yeah I see you They're not trying to hide from you More like cocky roach Right? They'll be on the wall

They'll be like, hey. Dude, maybe actually, you know what? On the same note that you just said about the behavior thing and bats are scary because them flying at you, maybe that's kind of where my really big fear of cockroaches might even kind of come from because growing up in South Carolina, we have palmetto bugs and those are the big fuckers that fly. So it's like for those who live somewhere that's not the south of America,

Imagine the biggest cockroach you've ever seen, but this one can fly. And, you know how many times, like, be in a room, I see one up on the wall or the ceiling, and I'm like, I'm frozen, and then I just see the wing go 14 times. 15. Very close, though. Damn, you were like a round kind of number. You know. I know, I know, and I'd like to keep it that way.

But, you know, it's like, you know, Palmetto bugs, they open their wings a split second before flying. and when you see those wings open you're like fuck and then it's just and they fly right at me it's happened multiple times and that fear is so primal and like adrenaline pumping and it's because we're scared as humans

because bugs carry disease same as rats and stuff why we go eke a mouse a rat I do scream eke I jump up on a I still I might have told this story all these things carry disease that's that you know that

Is that where the fear evolutionarily I'm sure like But like when I When I see a cockroach It's like I'm not Brother's just trying to say cock And get away with it

Okay when I see a palmetto bug I'm not My brain is not like Scared of germs or Disease It's like a deeper Primal fear of like I don't even know

Dude that's the thing about But I'm saying like our brains Would be wired to instantly Just like you're not going to go Oh my God disease You know right obviously see like seeing it's very deep yeah like deep rooted kind of like neurons why right it's like some people are more fearful in the dark or a lot of people like are a little more uneasy in the

dark because of big cats back in the day big cats you know back in the day I mean about in like the 1970s right though there was a problem there was a there's a panther and cougar problem in Los Angeles New York and honestly it's weird but Mississippi wasn't a major yeah because well I so they actually thought that it was a like planned like terrorist thing essentially were like they blamed it on the Chinese at first they did they thought that like a terrorist group specifically the Chinese had you know put a bunch of big cats into major cities to uh you know wreak havoc to coal exactly the human population the American population but Mississippi also had the pro or maybe they did that just to throw it off

right because even now in 2025 I think they go for Miami of course you know something like a coastal city but that would be too obvious that maybe it was from like columbians like drug traffickers because new york miami and los angeles are the three cocaine cities that columbia loves why don't terrorists do more things like i'm releasing a million ladybugs into los angeles don't give many ideas ryan they listen to our podcast you know that you know it's it's it's why why can't there be like kind of cute terrorists where it's like what they're doing is bad oh it's yeah It's very bad, but it's like, you know, it's not viscerally bad where they're like blowing people up. It's like, yeah, I'm going to wreak ecological hazard or sorry, I'm going to reek, Luke, just recently.

You're going to wreak all right. P.U. I'm going to wreak ecological havoc. I said it. There we go. On this metropolitan area by releasing a thousand lady bugs that are, uh, okay, a million. I mean, that would, you know, like, that would, nothing. is stopping you from going on Amazon.

I'm sure the FBI will get a tip if they get a, you know, someone, uh, we got, oh my God, someone just got paying to someone's buying a million ladybugs. What do you think he's, he's doing with that? Can you buy a million ladybugs online? You can buy live ladybugs on Amazon. You could probably buy, no, because like, imagine how long that, you know. You can't buy a million on Amazon, but it's like, you could do a bunch of orders of ladybugs in bulk on Amazon.

You can make a ladybug house, maybe, like a big glass dome that only, like, like, you breed ladybugs in i mean dude they got to reproduce fast and they got to reproduce they got to be fucking in in popping out more in in in large numbers let me let me see what's the most is just that they eat the vegetation and or do they like uh i never understand i just know that ladybugs bad in certain areas and they don't want them introduced in mass in anyway yeah i mean i guess like places just have a natural like uh balance The ecosystem, like it's carved out a natural balance over time where, you know, there's this mini prey, this mini predator, and it's just a natural balance that kind of stays that same level. When you introduce something new that is like in a big number, it's going to offset it somehow, whether it's eating something that something else would normally eat. And now that thing dies or vice versa. But I'm going to actually see why lady bugs here. Can you look up why? They're bad to be introduced and I'll look up how many, what's the max number I can order on Amazon?

Luke, feel free to go ahead and play the nightcore edit of my acoustic guitar song. And then we'll be right back with the thing about ladybugs. Here's the nightcore version and an ad. You know what's better than the one big thing? Two big things. Exactly. The new iPhone 17 Pro on TELUS' five-year rate plan price lock. Yep, it's the most powerful iPhone ever, plus more peace of mind with your bill over five years.

This is big. Get the new iPhone 17 Pro at tellus.com slash iPhone 17 Pro on select plans. Conditions and exclusions apply. I mean, yeah, the answer for why it's bad is because, like, it's specifically the Asian lady beetle. Oh, I've read about that recently. If you release that out, it'll encroach on the more naturalized ladybugs in that environment. So it's like it outcompete, it might outcompete, and it also just adds something that usually isn't there, which is never, like, great. Oh, yeah, I didn't even think about it.

about like out competition. Well, so how many can you buy on Amazon, ladybugs, that is? So, guys, on Amazon, the most I could find is you can buy 3,000 live ladybugs. Okay. And they're cheap, guys. You would not believe the prices of these ladybugs. This is quite a steal. Look at this.

Ryan, dude, 3,000 live ladybugs for $20. even now how many can I how many wait I don't know if I'm doing the math right would it only cost you six thousand six hundred sixty six six six six six six six six six six six cents to get a million that's the devil's number right there is how many how much it says wait sorry twenty dollars for for three thousand what I did was I did a million I divided it by three thousand to see how many like individual orders it would take and it was 333.33333333 333 whatever. And then I multiplied that by 20 the price of each bag. Am I doing that right?

Right? Like 333 bags for $20? I think. Well look, dude. I just looked at the quantity, Ryan. You can buy up to 30 at once. That's 90,000 ladybugs. So I could pull the trigger right now literally with one click and buy 90,000 live ladybugs.

You know, only near 10 more or a little more of those and you get a million. Yeah. Wait. That's the max for like my Amazon account, right? It lets me go to 30. So we can just make more.

You have an Amazon account. Luke has an Amazon account. Your mom has an Amazon account. That's five right there. Right? So that's 45,000 ladybugs right there. Oh, I thought you said 90. No, no, no.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, that's 450,000 ladybugs right there. That's almost half a million ladybugs that we could within the next hour have on the way. We could make a ladybug room. Dude. Have you been to our, have you seen our ladybug room? Yes. So we weren't.

Aaron visiting. We weren't using the stream room too much so we actually repurposed it. We stream out here now but come check this out in the back. Open the door and it's just fucking like a biblical swarm.

But on tip top bio control it's a website. You can buy a cloth bag of 72,000 live ladybugs. Yeah dude I like

cute terrorism. This is a That's a good concept. Hopefully none of those Al-Qaeda guys are listening because it wouldn't be too good if all a sudden there's swarms of ladybugs and Al-Qaeda or ISIS takes credit and then... Or China takes credit. Because they are the Asian... Al-Qaeda.

Lady Beetle. Oh, yeah. The Asian lady beetle is bad. I actually, it's funny that you do, you mention the Asian Lady Beetle. Also, I just want to say that I don't view the Chinese as the Asian Al-Qaeda, for the most part. The Asian Lady Beetle, I saw a post on X, the Everything app the other day, about, it was like a picture of a ladybug and a picture of an Asian lady beetle. They look similar. One is very sweet.

One is not so sweet. Yeah, the Asian Lady Beetle ain't so sweet. It's bad. Is it more red? Isn't one like more orangey, one's more bright red? They have a different... Or something? They look almost identical, but they have a different pattern.

It's, um... Luke... Instead of dots, it's triangles. Come on, man. Be realistic. I mean, triangles exist in nature. Where? I'm sure if a tree's have fallen in a triangle formation before.

Like a perfect... Yeah. Dude, do you think two trees have ever, just coincidentally? And not even because, like, an earthquake or something that knocks multiple trees down, just coincidentally, two trees felt the same time and went, boom, and formed a perfect triangle. It's had to have happened once. Of the billions of years on this planet, you know, stranger things have happened. Season 5 is coming out soon. With that Phineas Wolfhard guy?

Yeah. And David Harbour. And Millie Bobby Brown? And Danica Patrick. Really? Yeah, new addition. She's actually playing a new kid in the series. Interesting, I guess.

Are they like doing AI, like, de-aging or? No. Just makeup. Like, prosthetic. Well, I haven't seen the trailer. They said prosthetic makeup, but I don't know what prosthetics you would add to make someone look who is like in their 40s or whatever, 50s. I can actually, I can tell you how old she is.

I mean, that's the, I'm going to guess 40s. 43. That's she... Damn, auntie. Damn, Danica. Doesn't she suck? Not at racing.

I'm sure she's great at racing cars. And she's pretty good looking hot in those GoDaddy commercials. Yes, she does. Yes, she does. And I hope that she looks good in Stranger Things season. No, actually, no, I don't. Well, because... I forgot.

about literally what you just said. No, I know. I know, dude. And I didn't think about that when I started saying. Seems more Freudian than anything. Freud? Dude. It's Floyd.

Like the Disney show with the alien? Floyd in. Freud in space? Yeah. Dude. I would have rather, imagine that show instead of Lloyd in space. It's Freud in space. Some, he's some green dude on a fucking like spaceship school bus

talking about fucking his mom. He's Freud, Freud, Freud of the future. Thinking about fucking his own mom. Freud, Freud, Freud of the future. Thinking about fucking his mom. Thinking about fucking his mom. I don't know if Freud, I don't know too much about it. I don't know if he specifically was into fucking his own mom.

I just know that he always tied things back to life. His ideas were centered around people, yeah, you could summer, yeah. It's like, his ideas, but. Oedipus was the one who fucked his mom Oedipus did fuck his mom But to be fair Edipus Rex Really awesome last name though

Yeah And also thank you for clarifying Because I don't want people to Get confused And confuse Oedipus Rex With our friend Oedipus Yeah

Who it's an unfortunate name But his parents didn't know When they chose that name But now he goes by Luke So Oedipus Rex Didn't know it was his mom when he um when he when he fucked her to be fair they was fucking on the no he well he afterwards

he did gouge his own eyes out and then uh banished himself onto an island yeah which is like no one should be giving the guy shit all right he was getting pussy he didn't know it was his mom and then when he found out in retribution he gouges his own eyes out and banished himself to an island like don't give the guy shit he's suffered enough seriously i Like, I think that, and I think it's fucked up that now thousands of years later, we have, uh, jokes made by douchebag podcasters, uh, left and right, just, just about some guy fucking his mom. I will say probably not the best thing if he was, if, because when he gouges out his eyes, he can't, he can't make any more memories and like get things into his vision to help flush it out. Now, now he's trapped with that imagery forever. I don't think he thought about that.

Well, even worse. If he has no eyes, you know, he might move on, unbanished himself from the island, meet a fine woman and fall in love and then have sex with her. It doesn't realize it's his fucking, like, sister or his mom again. Or his dad. Yeah, he doesn't have eyes to see that it's someone that he... He's like, this is just a dry pussy, I guess. What is this?

Damn, that's a big clit. My, what a big clip you have, grandma. All the better to get fucked by you with. What dry pussy you are. I don't know why I did Dale's voice. Yeah, well... I think you know I'm

Dale and Oedipus There's some similarities My father gouges His eyes out And banished himself To an island After the divorce Yeah

I'm not gonna disclose Which island Sullivan's That's my guess Ryan What You talk to my father There's not too many islands

Out there man He went to the fucking Indian Ocean dude It's one of the fucking Maldives islands I think he should have gone to Sumter. At least he could have played on all the cannons and stuff. He got gouged his eyes out, banish himself to Fort Sumter.

Where they take tours every day. Who's that guy? You know, the tiny little island in the middle of the Charleston Harbor with like a fucking tiny old military base on it, which I've never been to, believe it or not. People fought for racism here. Yeah, guys, people fought for your right to own slaves here. Oh, okay. Now let's talk about that 13th Amendment. I have never been to Fort Sumter as a Charlestonian, which is, you're right? It's crazy. Have you been? Yeah, on a field trip.

So you've been, and I never went on a field trip. And I took a ghost tour. I never even, I've never done a ghost tour. They stop the horse stuff in there, right? There's still horses. There's still horse shows in Charleston. Yep. Speaking of my dad, yeah.

He goes to him. Well, he's been in him. In more ways than one, you know what I'm saying. When he pulled the bird out of his, I, I don't want to. That's not getting into it. It was a live bird. I know.

And that's something that I did promise him. I wouldn't talk about on the show. So. Oh, man. How crazy is this world we live in? It's cray. Wait for it. Dairy.

How about a word of the week? Huh? Hat. The word of the week is hat. Yep. And could you please give us the definition, Ryan? Clothing that goes on your head to look handsome or pretty or beautiful or suave. And then et cetera.

Forgetting a very important one. Dapper? Dapper. Let me give you, okay, hold up. I'm going to give you the actual definition, Luke, okay? I don't want to confuse anyone. I like yours. Could you... Hat, a noun, a shaped covering for the head worn for warmth as a fashion item or as part of a uniform.

It's not always for warmth. It's not for warmth. It's more of a fashion statement now. Hats in the back in the day were definitely for warmth. Now, we don't need them. You know, like, if you're some fucker living in Siberia in like 1850, you're going to wear a hat for warmth, not for fashion. Or if it's a snow day. You know, you'll wear one of those goofy little ones, the flaps on the side. Oh, I love those, dude. Those are so awesome. Classic, dude.

Fucking classic. But, I mean, I don't wear hats for warmth. I wear them for swag. And we do look swag in our hats. We're both wearing hats right now. Yeah, we are. You're wearing a... Tilted forward.

You're wearing a bad boys' bail bonds hat. Mm-hmm. That's beautiful. And you're wearing a... University of South Carolina, Gamecocks hat. Yep. Which is actually interesting because you see this, you see cocky a lot in the Murdoch show, the scripted show based off of the Alex Murdoch murders.

Dude, you're fucking with me. I have, I went to University of South Carolina. I was a Gamecock and I didn't, his name is cocky. And they talk about McMaster in it too. Wait, you didn't know the, his name was cocky? I mean, I'm sure I did back then. I just, it's really weird to say that, like, when I was in college over a decade ago, I mean, I only went for one year, but the Murdoch show, is it Murdoch?

I'm going to say Murdoch, because I think in the show they make a bit where it's like, it's actually Murdoch, how do you get Murdoch out of that? I don't know, honey. All I know is they're an old family. Yeah, old money names in the South, but there are always some stupid shit. And they got kids named, like, Bo Didley or, like, fucking chant. Literally one of the kids named Buster. Exactly.

Which, there's a kid named Buster and then who, I think, was named after, like, his great-grandfather Buster or something like that. Bust murder. Yeah, yeah. He was- Ridiculous names, dude. But, yeah, I see, they have a pool table room and it has that red, that, like, what is it, Garnet, right? Garnet. The color? Yeah.

Yeah. They have a pool table and like that. That's the color of the gamecocks, right? Yeah, Garnet. Garnet and black. Yes. Or cocky colors. Garnet.

Yes. Because, sorry, my high school was... Then they have lamps with cocky on them. There, I finished the description of the pool table I wanted to describe. Dude, that's such a fuck... That's also such a southern, like, old money-wide people thing. Have a whole room for playing pool? Why don't you just go to the ale house?

Carolina Wild Wings Go to Carolina Winghouse, dude Yeah Go play some billiards there It's fun and there's people there You can hustle And you can drink Well you can drink at home as well I guess

That's more fun for a lot of people But having a pool table is a huge commitment Like you're almost like If you have a pool table and you don't use it once a week You've wasted a lot of money I will say Same with a ping pong table We'd use it every day if we got to a ping pong table here.

Dude, we'd have to do a game before one of us can leave. Ping pong tables and foosball tables are probably the number one purchase that people make that they're like, fuck yeah. And then they use it maybe for like two weeks and then it just sits. I remember I wanted a ping pong, well, because of forest gum. When I was a kid and I saw forest gum, I was like, I want to try it. And I remember on a cruise, I went on when I was super young. they had a

like a kid's ping pong club and I came in second What? You joined it and you It was little kids playing ping pong It wasn't like And when This wasn't like last year right No no no

This was a I was a little kid Playing ping pong Okay No I'm not an adult that hangs out With kids like you I was a kid hanging out with other kids At the time They're teens not kids

But I mean Elementary school is definitely not where teenagers. One of them is an elementary school and he's very mature. I'm just going to I'm going to just take your word on that way, I guess. He swears.

He swears. He says swear words. Okay. What elementary school do you know that says swear words? What adult do you know it says swear words? I know a lot of adults who say swear words. Exactly, yeah. I don't know many. Well, the thing is I don't know many kids.

Oh, well, that's your... Some of my friends have had kids recently. It's your loss. We a lot we can learn from our youth. They're very knowledgeable. Just not what you. you're learning, I guess. Six, seven?

Teaching them. Ryan. We have to stop that joke right there. What? It's escalation, Matthew. It's escalation. I'm yes and and you, peanut, fun.

You had to. Whatever happened to yes and. Dude, it's called escalation and yes and. The two fucking center points of improvisational comedy. Such a fucking buzzkill, man. The two pillars. The two fucking pillars.

There's three, actually. Actually, there's five pillars. Well, I got one of them right here. And I got one right here. I'm talking about my left testicle. It is longer than my penis now. Yeah, and I keep saying, dude, that is not normal. Like, especially, that starts after the age of 30.

It wasn't like that before. Go see a doctor. Why are you waiting? The doctors are just trying to touch my balls. And I don't need them to touch my balls to tell me that something's wrong. And I'm trying home remedies right now. And I don't, look, you don't need doctors. All right.

Well, that's, that's your opinion and that's, that's, that's fine. It's my, it's my, um, well-informed researched opinion. It's your right to, to, to spew, uh, your well-informed, Grockapedia, uh, informed opinion to thousands of people on your podcast. You know what Grogapedia told me? What? There's some fake fans watching right now. You fuck, what?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. And they're not, and you know how we can tell? They're not on the list. What list? The one, it's kind of scrolling. I don't know which side it's on. This side.

This side. See all those names scrolling? Yeah, this side. Those are some epic fans. Those are some diehard, supportive, beautiful, intelligent. Especially these ones. Well-mannered fans. Very well-mannered fans.

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Luke you better censor that Dude imagine like some right Like right wing camo wearing Like red hat Toughton Just dude just going all of a sudden He loved watching Canon Philpillard like

They're like they're just two pros That bro it out I love it Just brother love Whoa Wait They're