supermegashow - The 30-Year-Old Cherub | supermegashow - 081

Episode Date: September 24, 2025

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Is that, is that the, is that, I don't know what the next line is. Cut to the intro. Stop. Just playing army men, dude. Relax. In a time like this, when everyone's at war with each other, you're right. I'm sorry.

That was rude of me. We're here to play video games and make poop jokes, brother. Well, not just poop jokes. That's our service to the world. That's true. You know, some people are on the front lines of, you know, saving people's lives in the medical field. Some people are driving meals on wheels every day to the less fortunate who can't go out and get their own food. Journalists covering dire situations in places that are being bombed and talked.

You know, putting their life at risk every day to bring the truth. And getting killed. To power. Yeah. And you and I, on the other hand, get to sit here and talk about poo-poo pee-pee. So what's up, guys? Welcome to Super Mega Show. That's right.

The only podcast where you can see something like this. Woo! Okay. Well, at least Patreon got to see something like that. I don't know about the YouTube version. I don't know what Luke put in. But, oh, I'm sorry, dude. I accidentally kicked the microphone cable.

And Luke, you can play that in slow motion for the video watches. It's just so how dramatic it was. Make sure it zoom in. The audio listeners describing it, it flopped up as if we lived in a cartoon world. You almost yanked the microphones square out of my hand. But luckily, we have these very sharp, bulky. And you've been working on the grip of your left hand recently, too. So you got that shit nice and tight.

Oh, yeah. In fact, so much so that my right grip is starting to kind of lose its talents. Yeah, I guess that's a way to put it. I've noticed the muscles kind of dwindling. And also the injections, the stuff you gave me, the steroid, whatever it is. The lime green stuff? Yeah, I've been putting that on my left hand and it's been throbbing in red. It's a concoction I made.

Oh, you made it? It's like a, it's, it's, it's because, you know, you get electrolytes from Gatorade and, and you have to get, like, your daily vitamins. So I kind of just create a concoction of like, because I don't really eat my, uh, my fruits and veggies as one should every day. I, I, I'm very sparse in that field, unfortunately. So I've kind of came up with this injection that I've made myself. And I don't want to give away the recipe. I've already given away too many of the ingredients such as Gatorade. Not going to say which one it is, even though I did disclose the color being lime green. There's multiple green gatorades. But, but there's, but there. But, but there. There's several things that could make concoction line, yellow, I could have just put food dye in there to throw people off. Blue Gatorade and yellow Gatorade. They don't even know if it's actually green Gatorade

and Mellow Yellow. I don't know what it is. I just know it makes my fingers throb and makes it feel like there's fire inside them. And I like that. Oh, I like seeing the fire inside your soul, Watson.

Ryan, you little devil. Tell you, man. I'm not a little devil. I'm a, I came from a family of God. You're a sweet cherub. You're a cherub. I'm an age-appropriate cherub.

A cherub that's hit puberty. Can there be a 30-year-old cherubs happen? Does a cherub have to be a little baby, or can I be a 30-year-old cherub? This sounds like some shitty early 2000s comedy. Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Or like Seth Rogen. Like, if Seth Rogen and James Franco were still making comedies, it would be like a movie that takes place in heaven.

See, I'm thinking of more like a tooth fairy-vibed movie where it's like, they do a little man and get Dwayne Johnson's head on like a little person's body and that's how they kind of display except a really muscular little person because the rock still has to look strong it would be really honestly off putting to have the rocks incredibly thick

tree trunk of a neck he's losing a lot of weight is he oh well he did for the smashing machine which I am so excited to see apparently more weight well no he gained weight for that because he's a big boy but he's doing another role where he's having to lose a lot of weight because there's been a lot of how why is he losing such drastic weight is he doing

another serious role i'm guessing dude well john sina made him step up you know john sina's starting to be peacemaker he's starting to he's starting to uh do other stuff uh he was in train wreck is that what it was he was you saw that i did i with amy schumer yeah with lebron james he's in it dude i train wreck's the one with lebron james being the best friend to uh bill what's his name Not Bill. Bill Maider. What's his meter? Hater.

Bill Maider. Like Tohater? Yeah, no, I saw that and like, my sister made me watch that in high school and I watched it in my living room with my mother and my sister. And I, here's what I remember about it. I remember two specific things. There's a scene where John Sina and Amy Schumer have sex and it was like awkward, funny sex. Kind of like Kristen Whig and John Hamm in Bridesmaids in the very beginning of the movie. It's the very beginning of the movie.

It's the opening scene. scene. It's how you're introduced to these two these two characters. Same director, right? The same director as female Ghostbusters? I'm pretty sure bridesmaids and train wreck were the same... Whoever directed Ghostbusters

directed bridesmaids. Okay. And the original Ghostbusters. No. Melissa McCarthy Ghostbusters. Finn, there's another scene. The only other thing I remember is this a part where I believe it's Melissa McCarthy. No. Is it Melissa McCarthy or

Amy Schumer. It's Amy Schumer. Okay, Amy Schumer. She's cruising by slowly in a car, and it's playing a Dr. Dre song called Natural Born Killers. Ooh. It's a good song. And he says, what do you say?

He said, something meant to be a killer since I came out the nut sack. And I like that. Which is a beautiful line. Mm-hmm. Absolutely beautiful. I want to go back to something. What do you think would happen if you inject a Gatorade? Now are we talking about Gatorade or Gayterade?

The other concoction I made. That one's secret. That one I've already said too much. And that's for us. Just say RFK Jr. has been giving me some calls. I need more of that. You pick up the phone after he has his first sip. Hello?

Ryan. It's me. K. Junior. It's for the gay nukes. When Russia launches the gay nukes, it's the only thing that's going to make it so, you know, well, that's what I've been telling RFK Jr. And he believes it. And he's trying to buy up all of my supply so he can make sure that no one in the Republican party, you know, turns gay. His words, not mine. Right. Which personally, you and I don't see any problem with that. No. Because a man making love to another man is something beautiful. not personally to me or you but it's it's i mean have you seen broke have you seen broke back mountain

when he fucking goes in beautiful documentary raw with a busy full of beans as someone put i don't know how they were even allowed to film that i mean i guess you just have to get the permission of the two cowboys but their families were brought into the whole thing and everything i know like the interpersonal dramas and stuff and i i don't know if they knew they were being filmed for a documentary that was going to show the husband's having gay sex. You'd think it was scripted with how raw, you kind of, yeah. They had a lot of cameras it looks like because there's so many angles. Remember when they have the first kiss in the tent?

And he's like, what the fuck are you doing? And they start kind of fighting, and then that fighting kind of turns into kissing. And then they give each other reach-arounds. They have butt sex while looking at the sunset. It's gorgeous. I've never seen the movie all the way through. Wait, really? Yeah.

It's a great movie. It's really sad. I always have to pause and go to the restroom. like 30 minutes, huh? I just don't make it to the end. Well, you know me. I always have to go to the restroom when I'm watching stuff.

Like when we're streaming or doing Uncle Sleepover, I always got to go, but I always come back and finish the movie. Yeah, but I'm in the restroom so long that I kind of forget what the context of everything was. I like the idea of us trying to watch it several times.

You always like, after the sex scene start, you're like, I got to take shit, hold on. Go to the bathroom. Then afterwards you're like, I don't really want to watch this anymore. I'm going to go home. Broke back, Mount scene.

Sex. Dude, I'll be honest. HD. It's an incredible movie. I would like to see it. It really is. It made me sob. I've only seen it once.

And I remember it was years ago and I was like, that's when I still live by myself. I mean, this sounds like I'm setting up some kinds like, I was by myself when I wanted to watch Brokeback Mountain. That is true. And I put it on. And I had only heard like memes, you know, like family guy. when Peter sings his campfire song about two Cowboys

having buttsets. Well, scary movie three where Kevin Hart and the guy from kangaroo Jack make love in a tent? Mm-hmm. Right? Or is that four? I think that's three.

Hey, I got an ad. Do you not remember that part? Oh, yeah. And he reaches over and he goes, hey, what are you doing, man? He goes, just reaching for some nuts. Yeah, yeah. He pulls out a bag of nuts. Oh, yeah. I got an ad yesterday on Instagram.

from a casting agency looking for male twerkers in Atlanta for Scary Movie 6. By the way, guys, if any of you fellas out there, 18 plus black men in Georgia that are exceptional at twerking, go look it up. Scary Movie 6 is casting for that role. Or else. But I remember I watched it and I was like, all I know is the jokes about this movie. Let's give it a shot. And I actually was not expecting it to be such a fucking powerhouse of emotion.

Well, technically, you didn't see the whole movie. You told me you covered your eyes whenever Ann Hathaway showed her breasts in the movie. So technically, you didn't see the whole thing. And you don't even know the context of those scenes. Well, I just don't think they add much value. I don't think it's very important to the plot. But, oh. Just imagine.

Oh. Fuck. Dad, can I look? Yes, son. Why are we even watching this? No, but, uh... It's Christmas Day. You said we would watch the Christmas story.

Son, open your presents. What are you doing? What are you doing? This is my Santa Claus. Honestly, though, it's a great movie. It made me cry. It's very, very sad. As good as Tron Legacy?

You know, Ryan, you shouldn't ask questions that you don't want to hear the answers to do. Of course not. Of course not. Tron Legacy is 100% better than Brokeback Mountain. God, it's such a good movie. Have you ever seen Tron Legacy? The only time I've seen it was when I was at the vet with you and was playing on the fucking TV in the corner of the room

until like 2 a.m. Well, doctors are expensive and that tooth had to come out, Matt. Yeah. And I will say, with how much you had to spend, it was only right that they treated us to something like Tron Legacy. Yeah, and then King of the Hill. King of the Hill. That's right.

Beautiful. And, you know, it was great. It was also they had the, like, frame smearing effect on the TV. So, like, it made Tron Legacy look even more real. And King of the Hill. It looks so next-gen. I wonder, you know, I'm sure there's people that watch this podcast on their TV with that setting on. Because this podcast is 23.976 frames per second, which is pretty, you know.

Baller. Pretty baller. Or at least that's how you explained it to me. It is a technical term. But it's pretty choppy. And, you know, if you're watching this with the frame smooth. and you're like wow look at these crackers go they're smooth turn it off and now now take a look at it crazy right it's like we're claymation figures now really well just on camera to because they're so

used to it being so smooth yeah yeah we shouldn't talk about that though you know how luke luke is terrified of clamation well i wish you told me that like before last Halloween when i decided to bring bring my blu-ray of frank and weenie over well i didn't know that movie was Claymation. I thought it was, I thought it was 3D animated, but turns out, no, it's, it's claymation. I didn't know he could scream like that. So shrill.

Couldn't get him to come out of the bathroom for about three hours. That's a great, I, I, like, grown man being, like, petrified of claymation is, uh, it's a great, is, it's a great concept. There's a, like, horror type game that's completely, not, maybe not completely, but, largely made with clay like kind of like you know how in cuphead they actually drew the frames in this they actually made the stuff some of the environments and the characters and stuff with clay more or what is it i can't let me see wait the old one or is it a new one came out let me see if i can i haven't heard this that that sounds really cool i a while ago i wanted to

try making a video game where the graphics were made out of plato and i made a bunch of little Plato figures and I like made a little set to take pictures of them with and I and I took the pictures and I cut them out and I animated them and then I kind of messed around with it in a construct a little bit. The game's called the Midnight Walk. But you are, but you also think there is a point in click called Neverhood. Neverhood. That was like Nevermore. It was like in the 90s or something. Daniel loved that. I mean, that's how I found out about it. Daniel wanted to get a Everhood Tattoo. Which would be a cool tattoo.

Would have been a cool tattoo. And it's a great album. I still every now and then, because it's a goofy sound. I love the, it's a fun album. The soundtrack to the game. All I know from that game, I've never played it.

It looks really cool. But I just know you would quote it. There's a character that says, I want my Wawa. That's one of the songs. Oh, it's a song? I need my Wawa. I'm thirsty.

And it's just like, bam down. It's like some fucking 70s. type thing and it's just some guy talking about how thirsty he is and he needs his wah-wa because he's so thirsty why are more songs like that these days like I'm tired of hearing about fucking heartbreak or you know this girl or ball sacks I'm getting tired of that I'm getting real sick of that in the big two five I want to hear more songs about things that actually the common man can connect with okay the common man can't connect with some fucking girl

grinding on him in the club no that's happening to maybe like the top one percent of the Hollywood elite. The common man is thirsty. He wants his wah-wah. And that's what he wants reflected in his music. He wants to be able to connect to the music. Like, where are the songs of people trying to decide between Red Delicious and Granny Smith at the grocery store? That's an easy one. For you. Granny Smith. For you. I don't like Red Delicious. A lot of people don't apparently. I'm in the minority in this one. You're insane for this opinion. Which actually makes me feel pretty special. Yeah, you're special, all right. Because I'm finally a minority.

Oh shit If you think about it You know I'm like I like Red Delicious too It's my favorite Fuck

Well Well I liked it first So in the timeline Of like Who was a minority first I think I Me Okay I don't like Red Delicious

But it has nothing to do with Your minority status Do you like yellow apples I do not They're mushy They're mealy How about Fiji Fuji

Apples sorry I do I do are good. I think the best apples I've had, I think what they're called Envy apples. We had, so on the set of I Love Working Out, those are the brown ones? No. Those are just rotten apples. And I thought that it was like a delicacy. Turns out they were just rotten. And I ate the whole thing and got horribly ill. But there was on set for I Love Working Out. There was a box of these little things called envy apples. I never heard of them. And it was the best apple I'd ever

had. I've talked about this before. I went around set, like literally. Have you had, have you tried these apples? Did you try one? I don't think I did. I, I missed out. Because I do love a nice, juicy apple. Well, I've, I've found them at the store. And to this day, I have, I have not been able to find ones as good as that day. And what sucks is, you know, like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, allergic to lots of fruit. The acidity, huh? Not the acidity. It's the, um, sugar. It's the moistness. The moistness gives you hives. Like the slice. Like the slice. slimyness. Anything with an apple, that, like, texture it has, you know, not, not the outer peel.

It's the apple's precome. Oh, yeah. But apples make my, uh, apples in like a big handful of other fruits make my, uh, tongue and lips and throat and roof of my mouth real itchy and then gives me like a real tight feeling in my chest where it's like my, uh, basically where my esophagus meets my stomach, that muscle, the sphincter starts contracting and tensing up for like. a period of 20 to 40 minutes in waves and it's incredibly painful. But I will still eat apples sometimes because for the love of the game. And that was worth it. Those apples are

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And don't forget, that's Code Super30 at Boxlunch.com. And I swear by the moon and the stars I'll be there. The song was actually sung by Jesus Christ on the cross. Really? Yep. Is that where it came from? Mm-hmm. It was transcribed by David or Paul or Thomas or whatever one of the disciples.

Which one of them did it? Tears in his eyes. Disciple Thomas was just... Just writing the sheet music really fast. Actually, he was floating up to heaven when he was singing it. So, like, unfortunately, it started to get really quiet. So they couldn't really... They'd fill in the rest.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In fact, really, they only got through the first verse, and they kind of were like, shit. I mean, historians are going to want to know. They made it up. They had the act impressed when they got up to heaven. It's like, you heard my song, right? That was pretty cool.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, yeah. People were, they were all singing along, right? Oh, oh, for sure, Jesus. He's like rinscing his wounds off in the sink. I'm glad you guys liked it. I've been working really hard on it. Grapes?

Has a plate of grapes for you, just ready to go. Yeah. They see, in heaven, Jesus would be feeding me grapes. It's true. As I told them about my tough day in harp class. Those strings are taught. Jesus. Look at these calluses

I'm developing and he goes, Ooh. Here, have a grape. Mmm. Mmm. What kind of grape is this, Jesus? I don't know.

What? Mm. And seen. Well, you weren't giving me anything, so I had to continue there. Well, I was not, okay, so in that context, I was,

I was really drawing a blank and I really wanted to help you out but I wasn't sure I wasn't sure I've said this multiple episodes you need to get some work in on the comedy classes again reread that book a little bit I'm that she's expensive

I mean I saw the blankness in your eyes I'd you could tell I wasn't I wasn't trying to do any gag well I literally wasn't trying to do any gag because I couldn't think of one I was like well at first I got scared because I in the first thought of my head was oh my God I'm the invisible man he can't see me so I was scared for a second what kind of grapes is Matt

am I here oh thank God here so I'm sorry I'll yes and it actually Ryan those are my balls see well you see you didn't let me I wasn't suck you didn't last from this well you didn't let me do my I, you didn't let me yes and. Probably wouldn't have been as witty as, as, as how I filled it in. No, not at all, because when I started my, my little addition, I actually had nothing in mind and I was going to just see what, what naturally came. The Archangel Gabriel appears.

And he goes, my, what big feet you have, Ryan. And there's like green stink lines coming from my feet. And he goes, and Jesus goes, let me get a whiff of those suckers. And then he gets on the other foot and goes, and then Jesus rips off one of my, well, takes one of my toenails,

and then it instantly grows back and there was no pain on my eyes. Because it's heaven. Yeah. And then he goes, because that's what he likes to do. And now at this point, the grapes, he left the grapes,

but they're still floating in midair because he's magic. And you go, ah, and now you're picking the grapes off with the floating bushel of grapes in the air. and Gabriel the Archangel and Jesus the Messiah the Christ are both just playing with your feet

and the stink lines are going straight into their noses they're going and then Satan appears okay and then Satan appears with an electric guitar plugged into to a to an amp with horns on it oh like in Mad Max like one of those like contraptions Oh, yeah. It's not on a car or anything like that. Maybe there's like exhaust on it.

Because these, like there's, and smoke coming out of the exhaust. Yeah, because the amps are so like high powered and they're, maybe they use coal. Electrical sparks. Yeah. Except the electrical sparks are red. Ooh, because it's Satan. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

And then he goes, I challenge thee to a rock off. And then long story short, so we don't pan this out. I win the rock off using my feet. Okay. just the tie-in-the-feet stuff you know how when people play banjo and the devil chokes on a grape okay I like that

and then Jack Septicai walks in and goes hey guys and you go Jack Septicai what are you doing in heaven and he goes oh I died in a car accident and yeah it turns out he died in a car accident but it's okay because he's in heaven now yeah

well he it was labeled a car accident I mean labeling it a clown car accident would be a little probably people would have he was he was it wasn't even an accident like into anything he was trying to fit into a clown car

and uh just suffocated it says tiny space and there's not enough oxygen in a clown car for for more than one person and there were 10 people in that clown car and what frustrates me is as with any celebrity that's involved in a kind of like a large casualty event the media only focuses on them

and not the rest of the lives lost It seems like they only care about Jack Septickeye's life being lost. And the 10 clowns that were in there. Oh, who cares about them? Some of the clowns were children. Yeah, I think majority. I think seven of them were. Sevens, yeah.

At least 30% of the clowns in there were children. So it's just, it's overall, it's just, it's disgusting what the media does. But, uh, yeah. Have you ever played Tic Tactoe? Nope. X. Oh. X.

Oh. I don't want to play anymore. And the X's and the O's they haunt me. That song. I don't know why, for some reason specifically. Queen Latifah. Who sings that? I just said.

Queen Latifah in the summer. boys. It's a bunch of little fat white boys. Like cornrows. That looked just like that, like, not the, but just look literally just like that little J.D. Vance South Park guy. Yeah. And they have little tiny instruments.

Yeah. That song specifically, I just, I had to go to court once. And not for anything criminal. It was for, I believe. You were courting someone or you had to go to, No, I had to go to federal court? Federal court. Oh.

Well, it was the Stanley Mosque federal courthouse in downtown Los Angeles, so it was federal court. Okay. And I had to go, I believe for, I believe it was for a traffic thing. Violation? Not a violation. Oh. Yes, it was. It was.

And I was in an Uber to the courthouse. And I was late because of the Uber driver because he got off in the wrong exit. And I remember sitting in the back seat, anxious out of my mind, and that song was playing. damn so also it's like fucking 730 in the morning because for some reason court doesn't operate on super mega schedule which would be like oh just get here at 4 p.m but court is like uh be here at 8 sharp which is fun with la traffic fantastic really fantastic stuff finding parking around well they do have a parking garage near the courthouse but well i took an uber oh that's so you're good yeah but he took he took took the wrong exit and you know downtown like the interchange system where you know how fucked it like the freeway uh i think it's the five when it's like there's like 10 different intersections in a mile's length yeah it's like it's like it's like it'll split into three highways with like six exits and then google maps will show you like the lanes and be like be in these two right

lanes so you'll get in there's been construction maybe since they've even updated that shit so it's like it's not showing the correct amount of lanes and you find out the two right lanes it's talking about aren't the ones all the way at the end but the ones that are in one of the merging lanes yeah and and then next thing you know you've taken a wrong exit you get off puts you downtown and to turn around downtown's full of the fucking one-way streets so what a pain in the ass one of the worst is I can't remember you're I think you're coming like away from Los Angeles you go through a tunnel and then you can either take one lane up to the left to get kind of towards

yeah or little Tokyo yeah it's like it's you go under the like three tunnels and then you're heading towards downtown and you can either turn this way or it does that or you can go straight on that exit and if there's traffic and you're in the wrong lane you're just fuck. No, you can't get over. People won't let you. I'm pretty good at forcing your way in.

It's like, well, you're going to have to crash into me. No, I'll get it to the point where like I need to get over and someone could let me in if they want and I see they're not doing it and I'm like, all right, I'm coming in and you're going to hit me otherwise and they have to stop. It's going to be your fault. And I have a dash cam. I have a front and back dash cam

I wear up my helmet cam I'm telling you I'm granted it only gets the like roof of the car I know the most part and when you got into that accident where the guy did the hit and run and then pinned it on you you know you kept being you're freaking out you're like oh the footage will exonerate me get to court and it was just the interior fucking it's the top

it's the little warning it was a 360 camera still but still it was only like you saw like I mean the judge was talking about how unclean my car was so and also I'm pretty sure yes you know you're private in your car

but you still need to wear pants while you're driving no okay it's like a home some people use their car as a home so it's like a private domicile and you refuse to be harassed exactly bitch ooh yeah breaking bad mention say some magnet stuff

come on yeah bitch magnets what's your favorite of uh nacho reference in in the original breaking bad there's only one uh when he goes are you ignacio did ignacio send you oh yeah is that it with saul when they have the gunpoint oh yeah dude i know my shit you do know your shit i know my green the green goblin yeah when he fight when he faces off with walter white with his green meth and walter's blue meth with his pumpkin bombs he comes in and blows up Walter White. Dude, that would have, if...

He flies in on... Dude, imagine the season five twist near the end as this all takes place in the Spider-Man universe. Spider-Man comes swinging in. Not so fast, Heisenberg! It wouldn't... Wraps him up and web, strings him upside down.

His hat falls off. Oh! Which, the reason he wears the hat is he doesn't want anyone to know he's bald. And that's like his superpower. And when the hat falls off and they see Heisenberg's bald, it's like Samson from the Bible. it drains all his powers exactly because it's like it's a mystery it's like what's

underneath the hat what type of hair is he rocking corns is he does he have like a high and tight uh maybe like a nice bowl cut that he's kind of like folded back up under the hat maybe he has one of those like alt-right slick back mohawks oh yeah where it's like trimmed on the sides where it looks like a comical baby hair but just slicked back essentially yeah that's a great way to put it that's what it looks like they're essentially like bald up and like a little strip that's just slipped back. It looks goofy as hell. They love it.

And like, they do. And even removing any political connotation from it, it's a stupid haircut. It's a bad haircut. Just like, we'll say the cotton candy haircut. Like, here's the thing. Like, the Gen Z, fluffy. Oh, the broccoli head. The broccoli.

Yeah, that one. Like, if the far right co-opted bowl cuts and they were all getting like perfect, like, three stooges bowl cuts. And I said, well, that looks stupid. people would bash me and say it's political. I'm like, oh, no, it's just objectively, it looks stupid. You're just trying to make fun of them because they have different political beliefs than you. It's like, no, I'm just making fun of them because they look stupid.

Yeah. It has nothing to do with their political beliefs. No, it's just, it's a stupid haircut. Do you think? Not much. Trying to more these days. Same. All right, let's go to ads.

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Cast. Okay. The Super Mega Show Deluxe podcast cast. Fuck it. Let's go back to Super Megatast. Fuck it. Let's do it live. Hey.

Is that a Bill O'Reilly reference? Oh, yeah. Fuck it. We'll do it live. You know, Bill O'Reilly, more like Bill not smiley. Oh, in that clip, yeah. Oh, he is not cracking a smile. Yeah.

Not even a smirk or a grin. For the video watchers, throw up the proof, Luke. That's not a, there's no smile there. He is angie. That frown is... It's not turning upside down. No. It's staying put.

And he's mad. He is real mad. I wonder what caused that level of rage? Cocaine? Just being an asshole? Just being filled with hate and... I think that, yeah. Just being a narcissistic asshole.

I don't know. It was just so violent, though, that it's like... That was like a man at his breaking point. Because it made him look stupid. Yes. Because he didn't know what play it out meant. And then he got mad that he didn't understand. that. A lot of people lash out in anger when they feel dumb.

No, they don't. Shut up, dude. Huh? No, I wasn't saying, I was just... Just drop, but just move on. Okay. I want to talk about something. No. We're not talking about the colony of mice that you've started taking care. But it's... And I wouldn't even call that taking care. You're trying to see if that you can act as a full-fledged mother. And I was going to offer you...

Up to even providing them. milk? Yeah, I was going to offer quite a groundbreaking update, but never mind. Is there anything else you could talk about? That's not the mice thing. Let's see. Not that also has to do with it. My dad...

I actually think it borders on animal cruelty. No, the thing about my dad also has to do with it. How many did he, was he able to fit, like three, four? Three, four. No. Got nine. Yeah. No hospital this time

The colon is long It is You know I got something Um Dale Getchin strays Always Yeah you caught some stray mice

And shoved them up his ass Call that thing The Mousetrap You know what I'm saying This is an F shot Yeah they're not getting out of there Put some cheese on the ground. I really don't like this.

Let's move on. There was some crazy-ass fucking news in the last week that just... Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson. Is that official? Go on with what you were getting to bring up. Wait, wait, is it official, though? I don't know. So you're just speaking out of your ass?

I'm speaking out of my face ass. My face butt We can make that in the merch Face butt And then that Use like a screenshot And we'll put it on a white shirt And it says face butt

In lowercase like Helvetica Designed by Luke Here it is You guys get that right now On our website Who would buy that At least Or maybe a line art drawing

Like you know You just take the picture And then you go into Photoshop I know Luke's just like I'm not doing that No It'll take half an hour okay just it's fine you could maybe can you at least throw in like a like a gift of a of a horse dancing luke to make up for it there it is it's going right now but there was a really

crazy um discovery made that i was so excited about um was past tense so excited well no i i still am excited about it uh it just unfortunately you know how the news cycle is some other stuff uh kind of kind of took priority and this story kind of got forgotten about but it's really like a astronomically large story pun intended i saw nassah life on mars so you're really going to go and spoil one of the biggest fucking manmade mankind discoveries of all time like that i was guessing i was guessing is that it? So NASA on Tuesday night was like, yeah, we're doing a little press conference

tomorrow morning at 8.30 in the morning to talk about a discovery on Mars. And I'm like, huh? What the eff? Press conference about discovery on Mars. That's pretty rare. It's the picture of the Martian waving, right, at the rover.

Yeah, it's just standing right there behind a rock waving. Dude, if they'd just. checked the rover and saw that like what would they do they would not release it to the public absolutely not they would probably be like this has to be china fucking with us or something like dude honestly it is more likely that would be like some sort of hacked visual than you know how funny would it be though because like you know China has like rovers on mars how funny would it be if we just like a if we did some little what when he sees a martian the Chinese

computer screen. When he sees the Martian on his Chinese... I mean, I... You were talking about a Chinese man. I was just talking about a guy who sees it at the NASA headquarters. Well, he could be Chinese. Well, he could be, but... I'm not judging.

Not judging. He doesn't have to be Chinese. Okay. Do you want him to be Chinese? You would like for him to be Chinese? He can be Chinese if you want him to be. There's no discrimination against Chinese workers at this made-up NASA sector, whatever.

Guys who look at... at rover footage or a 24-7 who watch it? He's Lauschen. We'll settle on Lauschen. I do like, what's his name? Khan, no, Khan, yeah. Khan from King of the Hill. He's from Laos. Khan Jr. is pretty sick, too. Yeah, Khan Jr. is pretty epic.

But I set my alarm and I woke up, believe it or not, Ryan, I woke up at eight, whatever it was, like five minutes before, got my ass out of bed, and I pulled up NASA's live stream. And I was like, what could this be about? Because they wanted to discuss something they found. Ladies and gentlemen, they, uh, they did it. They didn't, they didn't find anything living. But they found, they got them. They got, guys, they found Osama bin Laden. They killed him. He's dead. He's been alive the whole time. They said they threw him out to sea. They really sent him to Mars in a rocket. Disrespectful. It's a war crime. It fucking sucks.

That they would lie to us like that. May the dead have no peace? And carrots? The radiation on Mars actually woke him back up. That'd be a great movie, dude. He wakes up and he's like, where am I? And he's on Mars. And he's radioactive.

Anyway, they found a rock that has these splotches on it. That basically... On the other side of a hard place. Come on now That's pretty good It's at the bottom of This place called Jezero Crater Which was an ancient lake

So it had a bunch of water And they're like If we're going to find signs of life It'd probably be where this lake was And it has these little like Spots where chemical reactions happened Where as far as they know The only way for that to happen

Like on Earth Where those same spots appear It's from microbes So they took that sample It's still on Mars But they took the pictures and they gave it to like a bunch of different scientists and they were like before we announced this whatever uh do everything like every experiment you can to try to recreate this

without it being life so we can prove because it's basically like they have to they have to figure out uh in order to say that they think it is life they have to rule out every other possible thing and after a year of extensive science stuff they can they have just ruled in saying that they think it's signs of uh ancient life on mars little microbes so just little bacteria but which is kind of what everyone would suspect it to be yeah but it's nice that there are aliens technically on mars well if they're little little tiny aliens they said they can't confirm it 100% until they have the sample but the sample is probably not ever going to come back to earth because trump cut funding for that so it's that's getting

canceled it seems well space x is going to pick up that flag highly doubt i think china will probably China already has announced they're going to... Elon wants to go to Mars. He wants to colonize Mars. He's not going to Mars. Dude, the sun's going to kill the planet. We need to go to Mars. Dude, have you heard about this?

The sun's going to explode one day. We need to get off this rock. Now! Not a joke. Legitimately Elon's reasoning for wanting to colonize Mars within his lifetime. Absolute brain dead idiot. Obviously, we need to... At some point,

expand past earth but the sun the sun that's like five billion years from now too soon five billion years too soon but uh i think what's crazy to me about if that is uh in fact life the the reason i think it's so significant is well a it'd be the first time we ever outside of earth would like discover life and be it would say that life life is maybe not as rare. But a dream? Well, we thought it was but a dream. But maybe it's just reality.

Because think about this, dude, if in just one average little solar system with just a pretty basic boring star with some boring planets, if it can happen twice independently from each other, that means it's probably like all over the place. You know? Because if it truly is like insanely rare

and just is like almost never happens and we're like a super rare case, we're not going to find it right next door as well. Am I wrong on this, or isn't life on Earth technically like Earth existed and then a meteor with alien life essentially hit Earth? And that's how, like, wasn't there like a meteor with like some sort of like water

or properties or something that's thought of to like hit Earth or something to like, how did life start people wonder? So it's like... There's a theory. It's called panspermia. Ooh, pan's what's... Pan spormia.

It's the theory that like microbes travel on meteorites or comets or whatever and then basically when it hits another planet those spread. Which is pretty cool because that's the start to Spider-Man 3. The venom comes in a meteor. The venom... He comes in a meteor?

No, Venom's within a meteor and he comes to Earth. He comes down to Earth. Gotcha. Within the meteor. I mean, maybe that life on Mars is us. Maybe it found its way over here. Eddie Brock. Venom

Yes Played by Tofer Grace Tofer Grace Sam Ramey Spider-Man 3 That's right Yeah also co-stars Toby McGuire That's where he does his dance

Oh yeah Yeah The guy from The Seth Rogen movies James Franco It's sad about what happened to his arm That was just a That was just a, that was just a movie.

That wasn't real? No, no, no, that was just a, the, oh my God, good. Great makeup, though. Yeah, no, I genuinely thought that he lost his arm. No, no, no, I thought so, too, and then I went and looked up pictures of them. Might just be a really good prosthetic. I don't know. It's too real. Yeah.

Probably AI, probably AI technology before they let us, before the government let us know. They were letting Hollywood use it. I'm going to say, that's the thing, like the Hollywood elite, the coastal elite, the, these millionaires like James Franco, they would have access to this new tech. Do you cut this out of podcast? We're insane. You cut this out of context. We're insane. Dude, you could honestly take like 30 different clips from this podcast out of context.

And if you showed them to like a focus group and be like, what do you guys think about this? They'd be like, are these guys on meth? The funny thing is you can with the way like we use satire sometimes and sometimes how we're serious, you could really just. kind of cut up us to think and say any like be on any side of whatever you know I was trying to think of a something controversial to say ironically that could be cut out of context um but then you would just be saying something that then could be cut out of context and I realized that was

just a bad idea technically I mean the context is you saying that thing so it's just you vaguely trying to hide you saying that thing and I won't I won't go there even as much as Luke is texting you right now wanting you to he's hearing it from the other room laughing baiting you wanting you to wanting you to do this because I know how he is Luke I can't say that Jesus dude but in terms of how life started

I think they think it's like down underground and like mole people kind of I think it was something like in deep sea vents where it's like super hot

because the lava coming up and stuff underwater it's really hot and then that hot water had all of the little like minerals and stuff from the volcano shit whatever and then that water something like ended up

going down into like radioactive geysers and the radioactivity fucked with it and then it became life. I don't know something like that. It sounds like a comic book movie. See I like the other sci-fi movie where we come down Or like, aliens come down to Earth in a meteor and spreads and all of a sudden life begins.

It's almost like aliens just sent this like, uh, send the civilization pod down. Let's go check it out. It's like one of those little like dinosaur capsules that you throw into the water. Except it's just aliens being like, let's test this out. We're an experiment at the end of the day. Honestly, that is a, that's a big theory too. It's totally plausible that we were just some experiment. because like if another species had like a billion years on us and they were super advanced

and they could be like let's go do an experiment this planet is good for it let's put some let's just put some dabbing on us yeah they'd be dabbing on us and they'd be like now let's just let them grow and watch what happens let it grow you but you watched the lorax recently I'm guessing I did I caught the reference just always like I was trying to sneak you by turning everything to be like oh you were trying to sneak that reference by me huh Let it grow, let it grow. I've never seen the movie, Ryan. I'm trying to talk about something interesting.

Zach Efron's in it. Taylor Swift's in it. Yeah. Ed. Sheeran. No, no, no. Helms. Is it really him?

Yes. He plays the Onsler. No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't. And Danny DeVito plays the Lorax. You're wrong. I'm not. The onceler.

What about the Twysler? What about the Twysler? happened to him. He's in the Grinch. Really? Yep. But since they never released Grinch, too, you know. He was too busy making the new dumb and dumber, the third dumb and dumber movie. I just loved Hollywood, like, making the live action Grinch and then going, let's do that, but with Mike Myers and Cat in the Hat. Let's have the Cat in the Hat look at a, look at

their mom in a bathing suit and get all horny and rock hard. And here you are two decades later talking about it. Because it's a great movie. I don't remember it. We got to watch it for Uncle's Sleepover. Definitely. I don't remember anything about it, though. I think there's always a slight bit of misery getting through it because it does, it does last a little too long.

They're having a lot of fun with it. But Alec Baldwin's in it. I remember, and I've talked about this before, but like, I remember because I had the DVD. And so, you know, you had the bloopers and all the, the menu. Yeah, the extras. But the bloopers, they were just adults. like, you know, I guess let me back up because in other blooper reels

of like a kid's movie, they would always just be like cute little bloopers, whatever, maybe even most of the time like staged bloopers, you think of like toy story bloopers where they just make them for the sake of it just to have a laugh at the end of the credits. Someone stutters and they go, ah, oh God. Yeah, but in a, I'm trying to remember the point. I was talking about cat and the hat. Cat in the hat, oh yeah, but in the bloopers

in cat in the hat, they're just bleeping out like obviously where they're saying fuck and shit and stuff like that and I remember as a kid just being like what it'll be like Alex Baldwin or something getting their line wrong and being like fuck whoa I upset me as a kid that would genuinely really upset me like I uh it was very obvious it was like adults acting on a kid's set oh I was upset when uh in when I saw the Simpsons movie in theaters and they showed Bart's penis Which, that actually, like, upset me. Isn't that a problem, too?

I guess it's done for comedic purposes. Well, I mean, showing a, showing a penis of that nature, even in comedic purposes. Your Honor, these pictures are fun. On my phone are funny. They're comedic pictures. It was a hilarious bit, though. It was, it was. But when Marge said, throw the G.D. bomb.

God. She took the Lord's name in vain. God damn. when she said that, I remember being like enraged. I mean, it floored me. I went like back in my seat like that because I never imagined I would hear March Simpson

say GD because growing up, you know, I always thought that that was... They're on television. They're not allowed to say these things. Oh, no, they don't say they're on television. Simpsons was pretty tame with the swears. Maybe they'd throw a bitch here and there. They'd say damn hell ass. You bitch, March. That's a great homer impression by me,

I guess, you know. It's a fantastic homeer. Give me a go. I want to hear you. I want to hear. Marge, you bitch. Yeah, that's a lot. That has more of his cadence.

Yeah, yeah. I remember just being like very kind of upset that she said just that swear word. And I can tell it's affected you. I mean, yeah. You're, you're on this one. I can tell it's traumatized to you. Hearing Marge say, God damn in theaters. Oh, come on.

G.D. Just, well, I didn't say it in her. her voice because I knew that would trigger you. Comey. Comey socialist bastard. Did anyone call her Tommy Harris? Instead of Kamala Harris? I'm sure.

That's kind of like a genius given right there. But I never heard it. But they're not smart. They probably are like, stinky Kamala. Well, she won. See those green stink lines following her on the debate stage. Woo! Why she lost.

That breath. Coffee breath. Oh, my God. Honestly, coffee breath, though. I had a teacher in high school. and get everyone good morning kisses you go Matthew, come here

You go Can I Matthew come here? He'd call me over to him and go It's my breath all right And I'd be Why do you ask me this

Stick your nose Like in my mouth Just like you just like Bites my nose Got you go out of seat Go sit down It reminds me of a white this kid's you know sketch or it's just like I can't keep my it's like my mouth just stays open

and like he's like that's not true you're the doctor's like just you're lying played by Zach then at the end of the sketch he's like Timmy would be the guy with the mouth open no it was it was Trevor. Trevor Moore he was going like I don't know every time it's a real one this is a sketch and he's like and that at the end he just bites his fingers off it's like that's that's that's for having sex with my wife and then he runs off great sketch I love widest kids you know i'm sorry for spoiling it for anyone you know and i've worth probably some tomatoes being thrown at the screen because the power of a sketch is its ending for the most part and yeah i mean you just fucking would you would you walk into uh a screening of the sixth sense and let everyone know

that bruce willis was dead the whole time no be careful about spoilers man it really upsets people or harry potter and tell them that snake catches dumbledore gooning To Lily Potter Which infuriates Snape Sorry I didn't know you still liked her Always Yeah and it was it was awkward Because normally like if he caught Dumbledore gooning

To any other woman Whatever But it's the fact that it's Lily Potter Because Snape and Lily had a You know Yeah And that's actually why Dumbledore gets thrown off that tower Yes

God that was rough I've never seen something so violent in my life but that happens every day every fucking day people fall off of a building they do every day honestly since we started recording

this episode of the podcast I'm sure at least three people have fallen off buildings well some of I've seen some videos of those park horror bros I hate those videos would they hang by like one hand off a crane

and then they or like you can tell they lose their balance for a second then they're trying to make and they like I mean gravity does not help in those situations.

It's working against me. I think, unfortunately, in cases like that, it is a little bit of, obviously, I feel bad for the dudes. You know the risks of fooling around and playing jungle gym on a 30-story building. It's kind of the perfect encapsulation of, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions. Or Yolo. Or Yolo. Yeah, I guess two sides of the same coin. it's the guys that do the fucking handstands on like the edge of a fucking skyscraper

well i saw one with literally i think he just like the balance acts definitely started going the other way and he's it just takes one little fucking dude like one little slip banana one little slip it's a view and a confusing thing that was the splat at the bottom so chicken little has an amazing soundtrack. Bear naked ladies. I love those. I'm talking about the band. You know the band, right? If you guys look on screen, you will see right now there are, there's a list, all right? A list of names, two lists of names actually. And you might be going, what the F are these names? Some of the names belong to dames. That's true. And some belong to James. There's probably a few names. Yeah. Oh, of course.

it's probably passing any moment now on one of the lists James James James James James James James James And probably one at least Who's worked some cranes Yeah I'm sure that there we have one listener who works cranes Or has made a crane or has just made cranes Like the Orcomies? Yeah exactly

Have you seen the recent video of from the port of Long Beach With a I guess a guy fucked crane up or something and like a shit ton of containers fell off a container ship Oh my God It's a crazy video It's just like All into the water

It was a lot of them too He'll fish that out I don't They probably make the crane operator You break it, you buy it Go on Fuck I gotta go drag the fucking boxes out of the water

Big old containers though And did you know that those are not fucking We didn't have anything on the table Oh no we didn't We didn't have anything on the table The centerpiece Fuck. We will in the members-only portion of the podcast that you can catch on Patreon.

And thank you to all the names on screen because they support us on Patreon. There are producers and executive producers, and you can go to Patreon to watch the next chunk of this episode of the podcast where we'll get a little spicy. We'll talk about some cray-cray shit, and we'll even have something in the middle of the table. And Luke, don't forget to censor it out in the in-screen on YouTube so the free viewers can't. you know, cheat and see what it actually is. Exactly. That would rob the experience from the pain members. That would be a brutal moment in American history.

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