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Episode Date: March 19, 2025

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to you, please go to connexontario.ca. And she said that she just couldn't see herself doing 10 more years of this, whatever this means. And she packed her things and that was really like probably the only time in my life would yeah yeah yeah welcome everyone to a another fantastic podcast episode I am Ryan McGee joined here by my good friend Matt Watson I came a little too early in that one Huh? I came in a little too early in that one. It's a problem for you, isn't it? Come on man. In the sheets, huh? Come on dude. We can't be talking about those uh

Those those those sexual antics so so early in the podcast. We might be censored, demonetized Yeah, you gotta you gotta hold off on talking about your pre-ejaculatory mishaps, at least until. Whatever happened to free speech? Why can't I talk about pre-ejaculation on the first fucking two minutes of my podcast? See, I just said the F word too. What the heck? See, I'm self-censoring.

I need to self-censor like those kids on TikTok. They put the little asterisk in every word, like murder or really any word. I get it in terms of okay so I get censorship like that when it comes to trying to game the system algorithmically like you're talking like you're a crime what a right TikTok and you you can't actually talk about what your business makes money on doing which is crime because it includes like murder and a

bunch of other grotesque words you type murder you know the the system will go murder you shouldn't talk about that on here we're gonna find you down that's not for kids yeah so I get the M asterisk RDE. R D E R sorry I forgot how to spell murder for a second. The asterisk threw me off. I just feel like if it's like that as I said for the algorithm stuff trying to game it that's fine. If it's for like trying to soften these words, it's like these words don't need to be softened.

They're horrific acts. When you read the word murder, it doesn't matter if there's an asterisk or not. You know exactly like what the word murder, it doesn't matter if there's an asterisk or not, you know exactly what the word is. There's a, what's with all this soft language going on? Come on! I do think most of it is just to, as I said, game the algorithm. But there is a tinge of it that I do feel like is like, these are heavy subjects, so let's try to take away the power that they hold. They're like, drumfifying these serious topics.

I think a better way to do it is just change it around so instead of murder with the U sensor and make it like schmurder. Just make it fun. Yeah, schmurder. If you want to take the power away from it, just make it schmurder. Or murder schmurder. I mean, murder-shmurder. That's what every professional, well-trained criminal defense attorney has trained in their heads ready to use in trial.

Murder! Murder-shmurder, your honor! And then just take, all you gotta do to censor it, take the word, you can still type it out, but then just follow it with the same word again, but goofified, so it's like decapitation, shmishmappitation. No one can take it seriously. You take the power out of it way more than you do if you just censor a letter or a vowel. Yeah, when people talk about murder,

I want it to be goofified. I want it to be, I want to take the terrible act, the power that it has away, you know? We're reclaiming murder, we're making it cool again. We're taking that one back for ourselves. We're making it not cool, we're making it not, I'm trying to think of a word. No, no, no, I'm on the same page as you, I'm just'm trying to think of a word. No, no, no, I'm on the same page as you.

I'm just trying to also think of a word. We're making it, It's not babyfied, I don't wanna call anyone babies because we're not being babies about it. What is the word we would use for this? We're not making it cool again, but we're making it, We're sanitizing it. Yes but we're making it we're sanitizing yes okay yeah right we're making it pure and fun again although also just reminder you got to stop eating that shit okay okay I thought whatever no not whatever

just it's not good I could I wouldn't imagine it's it's great for you, and I've noticed that you know on the on the cameras and stuff you It's fine. It's whatever. It's just uh it's just for your health. I'm not upset I don't want you to think that I'm upset with you kind of sounds like it. I'm more worried than upset, okay? Well, you can be worried, but why do you have to be worried after we've already started recording? Why can't you do that you know after the show or whatever? Because maybe there's... This is embarrassing for me now. I'm just maybe you know the internet can come together and you know like tell you in the comments you know maybe there's a lot lot of people who used to eat slash drink

or indulge themselves in some hand sanitizer and maybe they can throw you like a little lifeline or a little, what is it, a buoy or a little lifer ring? First of all, what does hand sanitizer do? It kills germs. Do you want germs in your body? No. I know that it's what you would probably call fringe theory or pseudo science, but guess what? You don't learn everything in books or on the internet. Sometimes, you know, knowledge comes from within, and this is a piece of knowledge that came from within me.

And also, you know, I like quit drinking, but this is kind of like a loophole, right? Because it's alcohol, you know? I like quit drinking but this is kind of like a loophole right because it's alcohol, you know so it's like I like the idea of like high school kids before prom like there because I because I remember back in the days like don't use a Mouth washer you'll set off the breathalyzers. I like Kids using a flask of hand sanitizer. It's just hand sanitizer. I mean, it's just alcohol A flask of hand sanitizer. See it's just hand sanitizer. I mean it's just alcohol.

They go in the bathroom. Oh ho ho ho ho. Oh. Fucking idiots. These adults don't know it. There's alcohol in this shit. Like when the cops go through their backpack they just see a couple bottles of Pure-X and they're like oh no alcohol here. And clean students. I'm proud of my students. Kids are giggling behind the officers back looking at each other winking.

Idiots. Dude you wanna go drink some Pure-X? No. I'm sorry Pure-L. What's Pure-X? Pure-X is I think an X like germ thing. No there's another there's another hand sanitizer that has X in it. There's Pure-L and then Dure-X. That's the condom brand which is also good for sanitation. If you wanna sanitize, you know, your seed. Pure X is a musical band. Alternative Indie, active from 2009.

Would you get like a little bit twisted from having like a shot of hand sanitizer? I would imagine that you probably would, your body would reject it, like you would cough or gag a lot. It's probably honestly like, so I'm pretty sure they do put like a bittering agent in there because they don't want people to drink it.

Which talk about fucking government, like oppression. Yeah. Take the fucking bittering agent out of my hand sanitizer. If I want to drink it, I'll make that decision. They don't make that for me. Talk about overstepping. It's like, give me the freedom. Sure, when I overstep my freedoms,

which I don't think there's many cases where someone could overstep their freedoms. You know, when I do overstep my freedoms, maybe rein me in, but at least give me the right to drink like drink and drive Yeah to run through a crowd of people with a semi truck If just give me the option to have these freedoms and you know when I go and someone goes off the rails Which it will slap them on the wrist will go no that's not good or something like that Maybe I just want to I just want to be able to at least know have the peace of mind that I have the

freedom to do that and I want to have the freedom to fucking make my own decision about drinking hand sanitizer to get twisted without the government drinking and driving. That too I mean you could mix them together drinking hand sanitizer while driving. Could be fun. Probably. I kind of want to. Have you ever taste a hand sanitizer um, I Feel like through smelling or like your hands after you do it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I haven't like hey I haven't gone. Mm-hmm. You know, I'm sure I've inadvertently some has entered my mouth. I Have a I'm not gonna lie. There's there's a

Burning curiosity inside me now because I I I want wanna know if it just tastes like, uh... Like how bitter is it? Does it burn? Well you could find out if you wanted to. I can't- You're a grown fuckin' adult. He is leaving the chair. I think in pursuit of some hand san- uh, some- As we like to say in the Super Megaplex, some hand- is this some hand-san? Or some, uh, handi-sanplex some hands some hand-san or some

Hanny sani or hand sani. What do y'all call hand sanitizer in your office? Leave it in the comment section below hand-san sani. You know, what are you? What are you? Okay Okay, Matt has brought some hand sanitizer with a little puddle in his in his hand and he because he's curious he's like he's like a child that sees a rusted nail and goes I'd like to suck on that to see what sort of sour flavors I can indulge myself in the curiosity is really breaching through Matthew's brain he's sniffing it smells like a smells like I'm getting twisted today I'm gonna go ahead and just give him a little taste test okay yeah don't don't

try this at home unless you want to but I'm just gonna give it just a tiny little tongue in yeah you got a glob on your how was that what what the hell come on give us a review now don't you think they should maybe make them like like like how's that how's the flavor? What notes are you feeling? Oh, wow. Now I see why they say for external use only. That was disgusting. First thing I noticed was the texture actually before the flavor or anything. I felt the like the goop like texture.

It stuck to your tongue in a glob. Yeah, there was a little glob. I felt the texture and that was actually immediately really gross to me. And then it just immediately started just burning. And the thing was the alcohol and the, whatever other chemical, bittering agent is in it to make it taste bad, just instantly spread through my mouth

to the back of my throat, just like the vapors of it I think, just went, phew. And on top of it, there's some, I don't know what scent they added to this, it's got something, I think it's citrus or something, that fake flavor just kind of also. There are no scientific studies to show

there are negative adverse effects from drinking hand sanitizer it kills the germs inside you that are bad seriously guys again it's a medical condition you can't help it drinking hand sanitizer can he help licking my nuts no he can't because those things are just too dang sweet. Yep. And here's a real life picture and I promised him that I wouldn't share it, but he's gone a little too far. Here's a picture of RFK Jr. sucking my nuts. It's censored, of course, because we can't show that on YouTube. But on the Patreon, also for legal purposes, we'll see if we can go through but just know that behind the sensor that's what's happening. I saw it I've seen the picture uncensored and I can verify that it is real.

Yeah you made a copy put in your wallet which I told you no copies you know. Yeah I mean it's not like I'm gonna like send it to anyone it's in my wallet you know I think I think it's more trustworthy like I feel like you can trust me more knowing that I have a physical one in my wallet than if I were to have the digital file, right? Because the digital file, I could get hacked and someone could have it, or I could spread it. And then once you spread it, someone else has it,

what are they gonna do with it? They can spread it. But if it's just in my wallet, it's not going anywhere. Another day, you make good points. That's why they call me Good Points Watson. I mean, you call yourself Good Point Watson. You've been trying to get at the stick for a while now and no one's really taken it. Well, okay, the gas station attendant has started... He just says, luck Matt?

Lucky Matt? Yes, I think that's what he's saying. It's catching on to some degree. It's sweet. I appreciate it. It's kind of just hard to tell. Yeah. What are you, he's missing several front teeth. I mean, he noticed Luke and I giving you a hard time about it, so he's trying to give you a win. I appreciate it. It's very sweet. And we all need a win in life. Like, these advertisers need a win because no their products

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Because it's two characters from American Dad, Steve and Roger. The white one. Interesting. I don't know who either of them, I don't know what they look like. I'm a Sam Wilson head myself. He was in the Twisted Metal movies? Well I like Wilson because it's the name of the volleyball in Castaway. And Wilson Fisk is a bad guy in the Spider-Man movies who wears a suit and is rich. And Wilson saw it's the name of a hater that used to email us. And Wilson is also the brand of baseball

mitts. And they're the brand of... Miller? Is it Wilson? No, no it's Wilson because they also make the volleyball which is why he calls it Wilson and Castaway. Yep. Full circle. Tom Hanks, the voice of Woody in Toy Story. I don't know. What?

I don't know. I thought we were just, I thought we were doing the connections again. Yeah. And in Toy Story there is also Buzz Lightyear, who is famously named after Buzz Aldrin, who went to the moon and punched a reporter who questioned the validity of the moon landings. Look at that.

Yeah, nice. That was all right. But back to the meat and potatoes. You stunned me before we started recording this episode because you said, sorry, let me lean forward so you can see me better. I'm not hiding behind this little computer monitor. Yeah, scared of eye contact?

A little bit. You said, oh, after we're done with the podcast, I'm gonna go see a movie today. And I was like, oh, what movie? And I mean, this movie is, I'm surprised you're going to see it, to be honest. Well, I brought my sleeping mask just in case, you know, it gets a little too intense, I can quickly just.

Yeah, and it doesn't look like you're being like a pussy or anything. Yeah, just show. I'm tired. I just recorded a podcast with my friend, so I'm just gonna catch a few Z's. I just wanna, just for myself, I just wanna get like, I just wanna get a look at a Red Hulk.

And like, I just wanna see for myself, because you know, people talk about the Red Hulks, they talk about them all the time, of how dangerous they are, how it could lead to catastrophes worldwide. And you know, I feel like you don't get, there's ever a rare chance you get to see a red hulk with your own two eyes, so I figured I could take that

chance and I am putting my heart health at line because I could have a heart attack from how scared and from how fearful. That's what I'm saying. Are you are you sure that you're? Ready To see a red hulk if Sam Wilson Can can stand wing to fist with the red hulk could because Sam Wilson is the Captain America that has wings because it used to Be the Falcon which was the sidekick of Captain America, but now he's Captain America

But how did he become Captain America's Captain America like a linear and back it like it you get you pass the title on Yeah because Captain America went back in time and became old in the present time because he stayed back in time instead of Instead of staying in the current time so he grew to get old because he stayed back in time fall in love Is that why you stayed back in time really he fell in love and danced with a woman? I figured I'd give that that's the only reason a man will stay back in time is if he falls in love? Is that why you stayed back in time? Really? He fell in love and danced with a woman. I figured, that's the only reason a man will stay back in time, is if he falls in love with a bodacious 1940s babe. So then he gave the Captain America shield to Sam Wilson, and now Sam Wilson has the mantle. And he works with Bucky, Bucky Barnes, the Winter Soldier, with the big metal arm.

And he has a past because he killed Tony Stark's parents at one point and then Captain America lied to Iron Man and said that he didn't know what happened to his parents. I don't know who killed your parents but he actually did know which caused the Civil War if you remember. Marvel Avengers Civil War. That's what caused the Civil War. I thought it was the state's rights or something. No but that's when they introduced Spider-Man who's played by Tom Holland whose girlfriend is and a who was in the movie Challengers which I don't I think got snubbed quite a bit of the Oscars like that in the movie Yes, there's I'm serious. There's a threesome scene that wasn't like derogatory or like because she's a woman or anything

That was literally just that's what she does in one scene. There's two two two beautiful young men that she engages in sexual pleasures with. She also starred in a black and white movie that went on Netflix with Denzel Washington's son, Tyler Washington. Really? You could be making every single thing up you're saying about everything right now and I just wouldn't even question it he pretends to eat her out in the movie I say pretend because unless he actually did yeah I don't think there's many movies where they actually do the sex act there's a couple it's Wikipedia page for it actually for movies where the the

sex stuff is real but but typically on set they tend to not engage in cunnilingus. How do they fake that stuff? Do they just have to get really close? It's like, all right, pretend to eat her pussy. They put a, like the mercantil is the fake pubic hair above the muff. Um. Muff. pubic hair above the above the muff

But I think they just probably put like a thin probably like silicone thing there and Just pant to go have you know have at it go hog wild on that on that fake pussy You know be like Havardian, have at it. What the fuck? What the fuck? So, so do I, so I pretend to eat it out then. Is that what you mean? Yeah, whatever. The left, the left, they tried to take away comedy.

They tried to make comedy illegal. Like, what? That's crazy. Left they tried to take away comedy they tried to make comedy illegal What that's crazy like that chainsaw of bureaucracy All right that that okay everyone everyone give it up for you on He's funding us guys come on. Yeah Honestly, that felt like an amalgamation of Elon Musk, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and what was his name? Dean? Howard Dean? Dean? Howard Dean? Who was the guy that ran for president and did the scream?

And ruined his campaign? Well, I'm gonna say say Elon did that same scream recently when he was holding up the chainsaw. You heard it right? I have not seen this actually. Hold up. He did the same scream and do I hear people going crazy about it? No. Matt let me show you and Luke you can show an example at the same time. Let me see if I can unfortunately we're gonna have to watch this this man no not Elizabeth Banks they all got a new member of bank of the phase clan chainsaw this is Dutch you you know I hadn't seen that one thank you for enlightening me this is the chainsaw of bureaucracy

you know I'll say chainsaw just just verbatim quote yeah that's not that was pretty spot-on I'm not adding anything you know here's what I have to say on the matter Elon Musk more like see my nuts Elon Musk more like Elon's muff There you go, dude matching him on stage at CPAC Drops his slacks and he has a beautiful pussy. Well, not just a beautiful pussy Matt an incredibly

Gorgeous bush. Oh my god. We're talking the the bush where some of the hairs on the thigh a little bit Oh, yeah And it's like going down both sides of the way and he's sitting there with those glasses on and his dark magi I need to do what do you think of the pussy of my of my muff and everyone stands and does a standing ovation Is he sitting there just kind of This is what the left wants of us ha ha ha ha ha ha everyone's standing there like they're just Is that face like they're drooling because they're so like I guess well some are by the moth

Well knowing knowing the Republicans yeah some of them some of them are getting ready to go to some hotel rooms. You want muff? That's fantastic dude. You want muff is that that might be our you might have just basically capped us out for the year for 2025 right there dude if if Cheeto fingers and Trump took down Donald J Trump then Elon muff is gonna be the thing that destroys the I don't know, the fandom of Elon. Guys, let's go ahead and get hashtag Elon Muff trending. Go ahead and tweet him some pictures of vaginas with hashtag Elon Muff.

What, no? Go ahead and tweet Elon, just call him gay or something I don't know call him gay that would bother him you know it would probably he's a type of guy that would get really bothered if someone called him gay whatever you say I have glue I know I am but what are you oh man there is a way I wake up a lot of the Oh Man There is a I wake up a lot of the times and I'll see like I'll be I'll have to go Well, what's the recent update? What's the I I have to stop dude? Like I I have like news alerts turned on like notifications and then usually when I wake up

One of the first things I'll do is I'll just kind of like go on the internet and just kind of see what's new because you know the West Coast is three hours behind so by the time you know you and I are waking up at like 10 a.m., 11 a.m. whatever it's like you know it's already the afternoon is well into play over in Washington DC or just the other side of the country so there's been plenty of time for news to happen so I wake up and I'm like well, let's see what's happened today so far and It just always it it gets me it gets me down a little bit It gets me a little it gets me angry like a west siding with Russia Huh, US siding with Russia and North Korea. I will say what a I told you there was this man Well, we'll get off the policy. Let us speak our shit, let us speak our shit. Let us speak our shit, king, queen, whatever.

Yeah, we're gonna spit some tea. Sis? North Korea. Yeah. Uh. The biggest thing for me where I was like, gee, what is going on was when, I told you this, it's when all, it was Trump was Trump Vance and Elon all in a single day just started dogpiling on like Ukraine and Zelensky just like he's

a dictator the people hate him there he's saying he shouldn't have started the war when saying he's just an actor a failed just a he's a comedian. And I'm like, guys, come on, let's, like, you can't, you can't be- The country got invaded. Yeah, and it's in, apparently, it's coded in law that there shall be no elections during wartime in Ukraine. So it's not that he's just like, we're not holding elections till the war's done,

and he's just trying to hold off the war. He, you have, Russia invaded Ukraine. You do have people coming into the conversation. Ukraine is not holding the war off by any means. They only invaded because Ukraine was going to break their promise of NATO or something like that. That's the argument that I see in terms of people kind of like, technically Russia didn't start it was Ukraine because They didn't they're not keeping up a promise Because unlike Russia who's known to keep their promises but the but the the United Nations held a vote to like condemn Russia for

invading Ukraine and the only countries that voted against it were Russia and North Korea and the United States And there was another one. Belarus. Yeah, Belarus, which is pretty much just like aiding Russia. They're just like a little mole that's going on Russia. Yeah. Because they have, what's his name, Lukashenko or something. I forgot his last name, but he's president of Belarus and he's a little dumb dumb.

It's just crazy seeing the American people drop trow and bend over for Mother Russia. I did not think I'd see the day where people so proudly did so. I know, I know. Interesting. It's just crazy times. What happened to the arms race?

You know, they would blow up a bomb in the middle of the woods and we'd go, uh-uh, and we'd blow up a bigger bomb out in the Pacific and then they would go hold on a second They blow up an even bigger bomb out in the woods and then we just kept going what about that was fun That was like a fun contest and now it's They're all you know, I don't like it anymore. I want to go back to when we were feuding with them It was fun. You want go on sorry. No, go ahead. No, no finish. Go ahead I was just gonna say Elon looks like he's trying

to start a war so that, you know, what happens during the war? Another space race comes out, the first one to Mars. And that, this, he's trying to create a de facto way that where he's forced to man a mission to Mars. I say, I think it should be a one man mission and he should go and I think he should have that point of history.

He should put that flag down on Mars, he should go there on his own and be like, I'm the first man on Mars! And I think I would be very happy. That would be so cool of him to do that. I'd be really proud of him. I'd be happy for him. The first crew that goes, I think we said this in a recent like last episode or something, but first crew that goes, they're not coming back. They're going there like with what they're fully well well aware that they're going there to die if people go they don't return I don't know but it would still be cool if Elon Musk was the first person on Mars and that would be big for him right I mean he's just gonna let someone else take that title from him this has been

his dream, right? Do you think the first person to step foot on Mars has already been born? Do you think that they're currently, I mean they could be, you know, they could be a megahead, for all we know. I mean, yeah, for all we, the first, the potential is there,

the likelihood of that, I said this last podcast and I was, but I listened to Neil deGrasse Tyson talk about it and he essentially came to a conclusion which I guess I can agree with and see why he thinks so. We're not gonna go to Mars anytime soon because there's not some big push, some military. There's not some.

I agree with him. It's just like, that is such a monumentally massive mission that requires so much money. To whose benefit? Yeah, and there's not really, like the space race, the whole benefit was like, who can get in orbit first because then you have superiority, satellites, whatever, and then it's like, who can go to the moon first?

And then Mars, there's not really like a race to get there. No one wants Mars. Until we find out there's like oil on Mars or something. Also, like, it's just, it is honestly just so difficult to go to Mars that it's just like, even if we were super locked in on going to Mars, it wouldn't happen in the next five, probably even 10 years. It takes a long time to get that ready.

And then the trip there itself is pretty long. I think you're onto something with the, if there was oil on Mars. I think if there was oil, if there was maybe even a race of underground Martians that are kind of meek and they can't really defend themselves, we would love to ship them on over to the US to start making us sweaters.

That'd be pretty cool, honestly. Or make them on Mars for cheaper. Made by Martians. Dude, so many people would buy shit just because they were made by Martians. I mean, they're gonna just exist in the same sweatshops that exist today, of course. Yeah Yeah but you know me, I 100% would buy something. If it's like, oh this is made by a Martian? Absolutely. Instead of made in China, it's made by Martian.

And I would proudly wear it. Yeah it might be a you know like sweatshop stuff but it's pretty cool. These Martians were shipped here and they're stealing our jobs send them back to Mars But I think they should all get on a big rocket ship and go back home Honestly when we the ones that stole them and brought them here in the first place sounds familiar. Hmm. You know what's actually uh So weird to think about humans on a candy That is weird to think about how does it just fucking do that and look like that? That's not what you were talking about, is it though?

It actually is. Oh. That's the weird thing. Okay. It's like you read my mind or something. But at some point humans will be on Mars, I'm assuming, unless like, I don't know, so we get hit by an asteroid or nuke ourselves or something.

But that means that everything you and I are making, these podcast episodes, our little goofy skits in Let's Plays, those are preserved digitally on the internet, and people will probably, at least someone will watch them after we die. I wonder if anyone will ever watch or listen to this very episode on another planet one day. Well, in the time that we're, I mean, I think, you know, our digital footprint will be the new skeletons, potentially, maybe. That's a really profound way of looking at it.

When aliens come back, it won't be our bones that they're looking at, it'll be old hard drives that they have some fucking alien thing that can read it. The thing is, I don't know how they're going to replicate, you know, being able to read information to their aliens. Well, if they could get here, then they could probably figure out a way to read it. But it also makes me wonder, like, how long... What is the shelf life of, like, data? You know, like, if humans went extinct, you have all the hard drives

that have files and videos and whatever on it, but eventually those will break down to the point that they're not readable. So it's like- Like the internet. Like in the apocalypse, what happens to all that? It's just- It's just gone?

Yeah. I mean, I guess you'll still have, of course, libraries and you'll have physical media strewn about, story, all that type of shit but in terms of like internet stuff like hard drives and yeah but hard drives would eventually break down hard drives don't last long either no I mean honestly even hard drives like that we use now like I have an old hard drive from um back when I was in high school that doesn't even work anymore.

It's like I plug it in and. You hear the fan even? Did you hear the fan spin at all? Yeah. Like it turns on and it lights up, it just won't recognize it because I think it's a little too old. Or it's just a hard drive is dead.

But maybe there's a way to fix it. I don't know I don't really care but it but I do wonder like how does data get preserved if the internet were to go is all that shit gone are there backups of I know the individual companies keep backups like YouTube has a backup that I believe is like writes over itself so it's not like a backup of like everything ever. It keeps updating itself, but I'm pretty sure they do have a... Nah, I thought I heard that, but that also would be such an insane amount of data.

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That only exists in like, because we were talking about either, you don't think that Mars or going to other planets would be a part of any sort of like space race or do you think it would just be to the point where technology has escalated to where then there is like space tourism to where like hundreds of years from now it's more of just kind of like go to Mars,

come by and like we'll go by on our ship, we'll fly by for 20 minutes while having a lunch, and then we'll zoom right back to Earth. I feel like space tourism will become a thing probably in our lifetime, but not going to Mars. It'll just be like going up and you'll see the Earth. Not even hundreds of years from now? Maybe hundreds of years, but the thing is,

going to Mars takes, it's so expensive and takes so much time, you know? It's not like a little trip where it's like you get on and then go. And also, you can only go to Mars like every four years because of the way the planets, because there's times when Mars like passes close to us and that's when they go to it. But there's other times where it'll be on the other side of the sun from us. So like think about how far the distance can be and how close it can be. So they have to time it. And like when they're sending like a probe to Mars they time it in

advance so they launch it so it'll get to that point like by the time Mars orbits closely. But it just takes ages to get there. I don't know like I don't know how long it takes exactly but it's weeks. We're really gonna let that robot steal all the fame. Going there like sitting on Mars singing it songs. It's already doing that, they've already done that, which is bullshit since like the 70s. It pisses me off. They can't even get a person up there.

I wanna see a person riding around on a four-wheeler with an American flag on the back, doing donuts. Mars can be the 51st state. And actually, here's the thing, you know, they've sent robots there that have driven around for years just tooting around Mars. They can't put a person in there. They're even singing songs and shit, man. I know.

They're having fun. Zippity doo dah. Zippity mmm. Blasting it out on Mars. Was it Zippity doo dah they were doing? It's not racist on Mars. I guess. Because, because, well, I wonder if there ever existed...

Life? Cause, cause, well, I wonder if there ever existed life? Life on Mars to an extent of like not microorganisms, something bigger. I think that there technically has been enough time for Like little minnows. Yeah, no, I think that there's been enough time technically and Mars used to have like oceans and lakes and stuff. What was in those oceans?

Dude, Mars used to have like oceans and lakes and stuff. What was in those oceans? Dude, Mars used to have like a pretty similar atmosphere and it had liquid water and like a nice temperate climate. Like, and then its atmosphere went pfft and it got all radiated and BS, but is Mars our future? There was a point when there were so many, like there was water and everything that like, if the right things were there, they have found on Mars a lot of the prereqs for life,

the right chemicals and amino acids and stuff, where it's like, in the right conditions, this could turn into life, potentially. Just not in present conditions. Actually, there is a- Not for us. No, no, no, Humans would die very quick. Not anything would survive.

But they think that there could possibly be bacteria underground on Mars. And they did this test, and this one is crazy to me, because there is this, I forgot what it is, but it's basically like in this soil they added something, some chemical, and basically in Earth, on Earth, if you put that on soil, the microbes and the bacteria will break it down and convert it into a different type of gas or something. I'm on the right track, I might be getting very,

like the specifics of- Is this for gardening in Mars? Yeah, no, but they did this test, and basically the only way for that other like gas to appear would be if like an organic Organism like like a micro broke it down and it did like they the gas appeared And that only happens on earth when microbes break it down But they never like were able to conclusively because it happened on Mars They weren't able to like look at it and be like yeah, that's life

because it happened on Mars. They weren't able to look at it and be like, yeah, that's life. So they had that evidence, that experiment, but then they just kind of moved past it. I just think about, imagine the wonder if all of a sudden it's like we get photos of a planet and obviously maybe it's uninhabited like a Mars, but you see, imagine if when you get photos back from Mars,

you saw just kind of like old kind of structures that are like long and forgotten, the life on that planet is long and gone, but you saw at least proof of like something else. I think that's what a lot of people get excited about too, like space and shit, that's one of the main things that draws us is like, yes, aliens is fun to talk about, but just in general, just generalized life out there. like it would be yeah to see that there was some

example of a civilized communal species yeah that existed and I know there probably is but dude we're probably never gonna see in our lifetime probably not for me it's like I just not not even like sentient beings but like even even if they just found like microbes or like little plants or fungus or something, like that would be the coolest thing in the world to me. And I feel like 100% there at some point was some life on Mars that not like

people walking around type shit, but like maybe some tiny little multicellular organisms or maybe just like little single cellular things, but I don't know dude. I mean we don't really know until we go there. Yeah. I mean we only have theories and scientific you know whatever to go by and well mine being the most famous the hollow Mars theory which still has not been disproven. Nope technically so mm-hmm honestly if we did

find out that there had been life on Mars then that would mean that I think that would be like big because that would mean that there's probably life everywhere in the universe because if it happened twice in one solar system separately, then that means the chances of it forming elsewhere is just so super high. I mean, I do think there probably is billions of planets with life on it out there. It's just, space is so fucking big,

and we won't know because it's too far away, but. What is the closest planet to Earth? In our solar system? Yeah, is it mercury? Okay. Well it changes but but how how like what's this quickest? We could get to the close closest planet in our so so mercury is like the hardest planet to get to for some reason I don't remember why I just know it's like insanely difficult to get to Mercury even though it does pass by and become like For a portion of the year is the closest planet I guess this is leading to a hypothetical just like if you had to get from A to B the closest planet would it still be like

20 years 15 like we had to if someone had to go to the today. They're like we need to go now Mm-hmm, we're going to go visit this planet. How long would it take from takeoff to arrival? Oh, you mean like how long would it take to get there? I guess it depends. Is it like equivalent to Mars or is it at least shaved a good bit? I don't know how much closer Mercury is, you know? I guess it depends. I mean, I think it would still take weeks at the minimum to get to the closest planet. Because like, I guess I'm thinking I mean, I think it would still take weeks at the minimum to get to the closest planet. Because like, I guess I'm thinking about, there's gotta be of the trillions, all the big ass number of different solar systems and planets out there.

There's gotta be like, in some galaxy, there's gotta be a solar system that exists where there's two planets that are close to each other, that know of each other, that exist as neighbors. Totally. You know, almost like countries exist on our world. It's almost like each planet maybe consists of that. They trade and shit. Much of a diverse thing, yeah. Before they war. Mm-hmm.

Totally. But like, I think just, I know it sounds so like fantastical where it's like nowhere that's real but it's just like with the sheer number of planets and solar systems and galaxies, it's like that has to exist at least once somewhere. And it's like, cause the number of planets in the universe is like 27 zeros behind the number. I mean, that's a lot of planets.

That's a whole lot of planets. Alone in the universe. And life is really resilient, you know? Like tardigrades, those little tiny. Just like a Charlie Sheen. Exactly. I was watching interviews from his 2011 meltdown last year. Tiger's blood.

I watched that whole interview last night. I was just like, I just remembered it. And I was like, what a week that was in like 2011 or 2012, whenever that was. That like dominated the news that week and I sat down and I just watched the interview as an adult. Because as a kid it was like funny and it was meme worthy, but I was curious like as a grown up now,

sitting down and watching it. You would see it from like a human perspective. Yeah, like from another adult watching it and like seeing what's going on. Just made me cringe really hard. He's a wizard? He's got Adonis DNA. He's got tiger's blood.

It's like, if he were to take his brain, click it into your head, you would give it right back. And so, dude, I can't handle that, it's too much. It would be like limitless. Yeah, 100%. We need like a Charlie Sheen pill. You know? The limit is if it's the Sheen pill.

Yeah, you take the Sheen pill. You'll get Sheen pill, baby. I'm so Sheen pill. Like just fucking, I'm banging seven gram crack rocks. You know, that would kill most people, but me? No, I can definitely bang seven gram crack rocks. That's how I roll. Winning. Crackers in their crack, you know what I'm saying? Well, crackers in their meth.

Crackers love meth. You know what, you know what, and I'm not I'm not trying to say anything or start anything Matthew, you know me. I'm not trying to... Dude, start it! I'm just saying if you look at the statistics just these, these, if you look at the statistics, it just shows that a lot of these whites are committing most of the crime in this country. And it's making me worried. I don't feel safe in this blessed us of a when we have all these crackers running amok committing crime. Look at

every crime statistic and they're at the top of it something's up something's up with these whiteys it's the meth right like these these these these drug-addled crackers are going around causing violence and mayhem everywhere they go everywhere they step it's just nothing but crime. As I said, look at the statistics. A majority of crime is committed by crackers. Yep. I just don't know how to feel safe in the country when a majority of its citizens, crackers,

are essentially full-blown terrorists. You know, I wasn't lying when I said crackers love their meth. No, you're right. wasn't lying when I said crackers love their meth. No, you're right. Crackers love their meth, dude. They can't get enough. No, I mean meth is, it's fantastic. You can't get enough once you've tried the stuff.

It's a cultural thing with them, isn't it? This meth, these drug problems, and then like. Oh, it's a culture problem, 100%. They need to figure it out themselves. Dude, Cracker is such a funny... I wish we could rebrand as like, the Cracker Brothers. The Cracker Lovers. The Funny Crackers. Funny Crackers, yeah. The... Cracking up with Crackers. Cracking up with the Crackers. Cracking up with the Cracker Brothers. Cracking up with the Cracker Brothers.

That's really... That has like a flow to it, and a ring. Cracking up at the Cracker Barrel with the Cracker Brothers. Cracking up at the Cracker Brothers. That's really that has a like a flow to it and a ring. Cracking up at the Cracker Barrel with the Cracker Brothers. On meth. You thought I was gonna say on crack? Nope. Us crackers don't use crack. We use methamphetamine. Mmhmm. And opiates. See methamphetamine and opiates, that's a rich man's drug. That's a white boy's drug, you know? I'm not fiddling with that crack, but that methamphetamine and those opiates, woo! Good stuff. Have you ever been around someone on meth?

No, that makes it sound like, have you ever hung out with someone on meth? I mean like- I have seen people that are obviously, unfortunately, under the firm, tight grip of drug addiction. under the firm tight grip of drug addiction. They're friends, family, amongst you are strangers in the streets. They're all around you.

There might be a cracker on meth amongst your ranks. Yeah, you never know who the meth addict is in your friend group. He could be your sister, your mother, your teacher, even your boss. With meth it's probably pretty easy to tell addict is in your friend group. He could be your sister, your mother, your teacher, even your boss. With meth it's probably pretty easy to tell who the meth addict is amongst the group. Yeah, they're usually white.

And it tends to fuck you up pretty bad. You'll be screaming and getting angry and your teeth will fall out and you'll look all, you'll kind of look like me honestly. You'll get the really dark circles and I'm not on meth is what I'm saying. You'll be fiending for carrots carrots it's a weird side of it fiending for some goddamn carrots if you if you start on meth you'll just want nothing but carrots you'll kill a cracker for carrots yeah you will kill a fellow cracker just to get a couple crunches of that sweet orange and let me tell you something about crackers especially dreamy Jimmy cracker corn.

I don't care. Jimmy cracker corn, or is it Jimmy crack corn? And I don't care. Is that his last name crack corn? Crack corn? No I think it's an action he did. Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care. What's crack corn?

I don't know dude all those rhymes from back then just made no sense. Jimmy crack corn and I don't care. Jimmy crack corn and I don't care. Jimmy crack corn and I don't care. Yeah. Jimmy crack corn and I don't care. Yeah. Jimmy crack corn and I don't care. Which nobody can deny. I don't know.

I probably mixed two of them together. Sure. Yeah. No. I just mixed up the ending of uh, he's a great guy and we know it. I don't know dude there's so many. Furry's a jolly good fellow. Yes. Furry's a jolly good fellow know it. I don't know dude. There's so many That's what it is I'm gonna look up why I'm looking up why did Jimmy crack corn

I'm I wouldn't look it up cuz I don't care you obviously care right now, and it's embarrassing What is the meaning behind Jimmy crack corn that original lyrics were gimme cracked corn and referred to a punishment in which a slave's bacon relations were curtailed, leaving him chicken feet. Wow. I mean, I guess I should have expected that. I don't think we should sing that anymore. Dude, it's kind of embarrassing how you actually care about Jimmy cracking corn.

Well, I'm glad I did care, because now that we found out that information, it probably saved it because we'd probably be singing that all the time. What I like is, to go back to earlier in the episode, we were talking about sanitizing things, I like how there would be these like, horribly dehumanizing like racist nursery rhymes and instead of just like stopping them,

it's like, well let's just change a word or two. Oh yeah. Jimmy cracked corn. Where's the the catch a tiger by his toe? Let's just guys I mean it's here's the thing it's such a good little nursery rhyme. Yeah unfortunately. It's just such a good nursery rhyme I mean we can't just get rid of it I mean let's just change a word you know what's a word that's kind of like it but no don't change the mean, just change a word. What's a word that's kind of like it but... No, don't change the imagery. Just change the word and keep the imagery. No, just flip a... Yeah, just change those letters. Great, it's about an animal now. Woohoo! We did it!

Until this day, it's... You know, there's a couple that are purely innocent, like Rock by Baby. But it's about a baby up in a tree and then the wind blows and it falls to its death. There's the ring around the rosy about the, what is it, the plague? Yes, a pocket full of fucking posies, dude. We all fall down. Yeah.

That's pretty deep. Ashes, ashes, we all fall down. Damn, dude, that is weird how it's like, it's like you just teach kids that to sing it and it's fun and it has a real fucking dark, that's a YouTube video essay, like the dark truth behind Ring Around the Rosie. Yeah, and I didn't even, you know like the old story with like Jack and the Beanstalk? Bleep this out Luke, but I didn't know at the time what it meant, but f***, f***, f***,

f***. I I didn't know at the time what it meant but And just make sure you you took care of that because that's that's that's one of the worst I didn't know what it might know that either that's messed up. I Smell the blood of a Englishman. Oh my god. I can't believe people still tell that story. Yeah About Jack and Jill, you know, they went up the hill fetch a pail of water What happened next Jack fell down and broke his crown. Like, his tooth? Mm-hmm. No, his head. Uh...

The crown of his... It's open to interpretation. Of course. But that's not the end of it. No. Because Jill came tumbling after. It's just... It's just... It's a shame. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. You know?

That's about, uh, gentrification. I'm sure you can connect it to gentrification in some way. The dark meaning behind these nursery rhymes you never knew. What are those? London Bridge is falling down? falling down falling down Which nobody can deny my fair lady? Or is that the one about the plague? No, no, no, no ring around the rosies about the plague. Okay, what's the words about? It's about some death

Inducing mass thing. It's the London Bridge one it's about London Bridge falling down. During war maybe? During the... what were those? The London Bridge caught the plague. What were those raids called? Those raids? World War II in France. They were bombing the shit out of France or something. I know what you're talking about. I can't remember what it was called though. It was called... there was a name. There name there was a name and who cares no but they were wasn't me the big the big British boom where they just called the air raids there was a big British booms and bangs I thought they were called something but I'm just looking it up and it's just the Allies bombed France for

years killing 57,000 French civilians damn yeah that's I thought there was like an event where it was like there was one like I know they were bombing them but I thought there was one particular one where it was just like damn they're going at their bomb and civilian tear this is brutal like one bomb run yeah let's just fucking go all out. It definitely was and I don't remember By which side or who it was against but I do remember learning about like one particular there was one on Tokyo that was like real real real bad where they just like flew over and just Fire bombed everything. Well, they did more than that

They did a little more than that, yeah. In Japan. Mm-hmm. It's... I really... One of my favorite little subjects like rabbit holes to go down on YouTube that I like watching videos about is nuclear bombs. Just cause I like watching the channels that just upload the archive footage of all the different test blasts.

That shit's crazy. Well that's why Russia doesn't want Ukraine to be a part of NATO. Yeah, because then they'll have nukes right on their border pointing at them. There it goes. I don't want people to be able to retaliate if I do anything nuts. That means that their enemies would be right there on their border ready to invade. And right now they've got a nice little buffer.

But they're civilians. Do you know about the SAR bomb the SAR bomb SAR bomba it's the biggest ever blown up that Russia did you know about white phosphorus oh I know about white phosphorus I know a thing or two about white phosphorus fun stuff huh oh yeah we can't use that anymore can we took all the fun out of it no fair I love that there are weapons are weapons, we've talked about this before, there are weapons where people are like, too far, too far! It's like when you start doing like a play wrestle and you accidentally, or not accidentally,

someone just fucking like knees you in the stomach. It's too much! What the hell dude? Too hard! The white phosphorus was the too hard of, of uh, when was that introduced? White phosphorus? World War one of them or two of one or two Yeah one of those

They're just like yeah this is let's do it Let's just pssssss I mean they use like sarin and Saringeti? VX and shit Sorry. Sarin is uh Sarindipity? They didn't use sarin rap They used sarin gas. Eugh I was reading last night about what sarin gas does when you inhale it very scary stuff

I would not recommend inhaling sarin gas. It turns you green. Yeah, there's a little more than that. I'm just gay Or not bisexual like but not like hulk green. Thank God. It's more of like lime green I think you're misunderstanding an alien green. It turns you green with envy Oh, you just start coveting every everything neighbor has. And it just, it drives you mad. I thought about going to church, but I'd spent the whole afternoon coveting my neighbor's wife and his goods. It's a serious problem in today's society. I was just thinking about how much I wanted my neighbor's things. I was just thinking about how much I wanted my neighbors things. I was literally just I haven't eaten in two days I haven't slept because I've been sitting here covening my neighbor's wife and goods.

There's you're doing two of the ten things you shouldn't be doing. I know I know. But I'm not doing gluttony I'm doing like the opposite of gluttony by not eating so it balances out a little bit right. You're talking about the deadly sins, I'm talking about the Ten Commandments. Oh shit. I fucked up. It's time for you to read up on those Ten Commandments buddy. I will be honest man, I'm kind of coveting your haircut. My hair is just, I'm jealous of your head, I'm coveting your hair.

Look if we're coming clean about being covetous then Here's a list of all the covetous greedy bastards That exist in the world and these are all of them. Yeah, it's it's a long list and the there's there's a separate list as well for The ones that are that that there's the regular, you know List of people who covet your belongings, like your TV, your PlayStation. Then there is the other list who specifically

covet thy wife or thy husband. Or thy cousin. Or thy cousin. A lot of you are on there for thy cousin. But if you guys, you know, wanna be open and honest and admit to coveting, you can go to Patreon.com slash SuperMega and you can become a producer or an executive producer, join our sticker club,

and come clean about whatever you covet. It's okay if it's your cousin. We're from South Carolina, no judgment on our end. Yeah. I have coveted my cousin before, I just wanna be honest. You've done more than covet, you know? You did more like cup your hand on there. Under the covers.

You put it right in the, one in the stink and three in the pink. Pink being the urethra, that is a penis. Oh, okay, so they were using, what are those tools called? Sounding rods. Super mega supports cousin love. Just kidding. No, don't do it.

Cut it out before he says just kidding. We definitely do. The Gatorade is poisoning you. Cheryl, you have to get G2, not the regular Gatorade. RfK putting out some like proclamation on like the health.gov website and everything about how it's like only drink like G2 is okay with Gatorade.