supermegashow - The Dragon Special | supermegashow - 074

Episode Date: August 6, 2025

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I get a sip of my Agua, not Agua fresca. I don't know why that made me laugh. Specifying disappointedly. I think that works as a short cold. open. That's good. That's a good cold open. Well, welcome back, everyone. It's another episode. It's episode 74, if I'm not incorrect. You're not. Good, good, good. This is the Dragon episode. Matt has allowed me to make the Dragon episode because I think dragons are cool.

I also think in certain cases, Luke Q like the Discovery Channel music, do-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- you know, they might still exist. And we're going to talk about that at some point when I'm forced to Google it later in the podcast because I'm going to have to commit to the bit. If you remember. Because if I remember. If we move on and don't bring it up again, people can be really upset. But you got to stick around to near the end.

They're going to say, this is the patrol. Liam jelly story all over again. No, no, no, I'm serious. Like, this is, I mean, look, as proof, look at that, and look at this. Maybe some vine booms to solidify how serious I am. You see that? There's like, there's two, you put them on the table. I won't see them. That's kind of a, you know, that's a, if it was big, people might mistake it as a dragon. Crabbs are, I, dude, essentially, like, that is, that is a beast. That's a ferocious fucking beast. It's got a shell, it's got fucking massive, like, weapons. The Ducks of the sea. That's what they say.

dude wait speaking of forest gump uh i you know what's so crazy um last night i'm on the last season of ozark and uh it's getting real fucking no no no spoilers but i eventually might watch it it's really really good first season second season they're good third season holy shit fourth season fuck oh so they goes okay okay okay oh yeah like first first and second season ozark i was kind of like that's how i feel like about garfield and then a tale of two kids like like the first one then the second i was like my mind anyway sorry i was just no no no i agree my mind was blown basically uh episode ends great ending and i see directed by and i see robin right and i'm like that can't be the same that's that can't be jenny and i looked it up and she it she did she directed

two episodes i think she also directed some episodes of house of cards as well yeah she she she might have like part of me wants to say it was after Kevin Spacey left the show was fired wrongly was thrown out I don't know we owe him an apology by the way guys um but I think that we said that he uh wasn't bald and I took a look on TikTok I looked up Kevin Spade and you know maybe it's a Mandela effect or something he is in fact bald so uh stress will do that yeah you know So we do have to issue an apology, but that's, that's really where the, I just don't want to, I don't want to have to talk to that man ever again. I mean, it was through a series of lawyers, but, and Tucker Carlson.

Well, not mine. You have a direct line? Yeah. To the man and. The spacemeister. The space meister. Ah, the spacemeister. So, when you're bringing Ryan over?

I loved when he, uh, so of course this, this is sarcasm, but I loved when he, uh, started performing poetry and reading sonnets on the staircase of like, I'm guessing, like, restaurants or like, government buildings or something. No, but there's somewhere he's like outside. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Publicly, like, somewhere. It wasn't, it wasn't one of his, like, silly little skits. It was like, he's, like, actually out doing it.

It wasn't one of his, like, oddly, like, oddly. like sociopathic, mean-spirited, kind of just off-putting revenge skits where he plays a character that he once did for a TV show. Like, call them skits. I mean, that's what they are. He's not like, it's not like a vlog. No, every, I wish it was a vlog.

He's in his car. He's in character as Frank, uh, not Reynolds. As Frank House. Is it House? Why would I think his name was House? Because of Doctor House. It's because of House of Cards. I'm thinking that out of...

He's related to House from the show. It's Frank Underwood. Yeah. Not Frank House. Well, actually, I think these videos, you know, they're not well received. His little skits where he's like in his kitchen, he releases it on Christmas. And he's like, you've all been wondering. It's like on an iPhone.

Yeah. I think it would go a little bit better with the masses. He doesn't understand younger audiences what they want to see. He should do Tobuski style, vlogging his car on his iPhone and his Tesla. you know, talk about Kyle Rittenhouse, talk about whatever he wants. Just do the, do the Underwood accent and, you know, film him on his, vertical on his iPhone. It's funny that he can't, like, you know, really play to any, uh, he can't, like,

he can't, like, play to people's nostalgia through, like, a decent human being character. He's played, because all the famous characters and all the famous films that I at least remember him for are like where he's just like good he's a psychopath he's an asshole he's a pedophile i guess i guess i guess like in um like baby driver he was supposed to be seen as like the good-hearted criminal boss right but he's still a criminal boss yeah are there any kevin i'm sure there there's the one where he plays the cat but at first he's a jackass businessman i think i never saw it we should watch a strong uncle sleepover nine lives dude i forgot Something like that, right?

No, you're right. And there's a Gary Busey movie that is the same premise, but it's a dog. Oh, yeah. We've got to watch both of those. When you give up on writing film, you write a script about, you write a script about a guy who dies or falls unconscious in his soul. Think of like Tim Allen's or the one before that, the Doogie Houser, you know, where he something happened. He just switches places with a dog. Doge Houser becomes Santa Claus?

Not Dugie Houser. That's the doctor. What's the one where it's like a shaggy dog? I have no clue. It has Robert Downey Jr. in it as a mean lawyer. Yeah. Well, it's a movie where Tim Allen and a big shaggy dog like switch bodies or some shit.

I'm thinking that our next project needs to be something with switching places with a dog. You know what the best movie is about? a dad like coming to some sort of like uh state and jack frost yes dude how'd you know i just uh that movie taught me a lot scared the shit out of me as a kid terrifying like i'm watching it and like every

net like it's weird because like the tone of it is like for some reason as a kid i i always distrusted the snowman well dude he looks shifting i know it's scary i'm just like he's playing nice like he's they did not if they made that movie now they would design him to be like a cartoonish cute snowman. Like claymation in a live action world. Not this like scary ass

like early CG like beady-eyed. Like pointy carrot nose like stick arms. It's just, it's creepy. But I just remember being really sad when I saw that as a kid because it's like a sad does. And when he blows a whistle and then his snowman appears and then he does he melt? I don't remember. I think he melts near the end.

Shit. Then all the townspeople get on all fours and start lapping them up so then when it so then a midsummer actually and then there's an after credit sequence where the sun is taking a pee after lapping up the water they flush at the toilet and you're and it leaves it open for a seat dun dun dun to be continued dot dot dot question mark yeah love the question love the dot dot question mark it's not one or the other it's like it could it could be one or the other but it's it's not one it's a bit soon for this but it i don't want to forget doing it i think we should do an ad read like that where it just ends after like

some sort of moment you know ad read uh ends after wait what do you mean could this be the last time y'all see us we might have to go to burger king and who knows what happens on the drive to King. Two YouTubers have been shot dead. Was it like someone working out or... I can't remember what it was. I just remember it was like,

it like whipped it up in like five seconds. It was fucking awesome. Was it Drake working out? No, it wasn't Drake working out. For some reason, my mind's going to like, Ellen or in that realm of I swear someone doing pull-ups or something It's Mark Wahlberg doing pull-ups on Ellen

And then I think Han Solo Is playing as the song I'm Han Solo I think that that's really that's really just Sorry we were reminiscing on a On a past bumper I made for the channel Which by the way, speaking of bumpers We're running dry so if anyone wants to make a bumper

To be featured on this show you know spam at funnybrothers.com Specifications are on the freaking Twitter And if you have a good recipe for like homemade orange juice Okay I'm the one that has to go through that email So I'm gonna have to I'm gonna check it now

And there's gonna just be a lot of fucking stupid Like three orange juice one cup of cum Who's gonna take the time to copy and paste A homemade recipe of orange juice And send it into an email you just gave That's really easy to type in Come on well actually luke is the one that actually technically goes through i mean i i check it i look through

it but like he's the one that has to go through for the we're gonna have more orange uh email orange juice emails probably in in this one particular day than than bumper emails or anything like art or whatever i'd imagine i'd surmise if i were sherlock holmes that's the conclusion i would come to and if i was watson I would agree with them as well. Myself. Well, I'm Watson and I agree with you. Get, okay, hear me out. We pitch this to Netflix,

a Sherlock and Holmes spin-off where Sherlock and, Sherlock, sorry, Holmes and Watson are, um, Siamese twins. Netflix. We might have to take the Netflix UK, but I'm down to move. It's probably cheaper cost of living,

you know? Can Holmes be Chinese? Would you feel comfortable playing Holmes? I guess I'm Watson, but I guess that would, you know, give people something to talk about it. It's like, well, his, the actor's last name is Watson, but he doesn't play Watson, he plays Holmes. I could, uh, you know, I could, I could, I could be the, um,

the diversity higher as, uh, as like a point something percent Indonesian. yeah but you know that i'm generally asian is just what i'm saying i'm saying you can you like you can do like early in hollywood you can just put like maybe a few chinese actors in like japanese roles well really early in hollywood you could do a lot more yes you could uh yeah i i like the work forces were small back then i know and people got creative and now they're being canceled for it. So I think it's bullshit. I think your idea is fantastic.

Netflix. Netflix, UK, even, we'll settle for that. Quibi, Tubo. What was the one that was like, Stars? Showtime? Well, Showtime is still

Cinemax, anybody? More like Skinimax. Yeah, that's, uh, let's just say it's on my first set of nipples on skinamax and i didn't it was on my sister mine was in a mirror probably not mine was probably when i was young and thank god i don't remember it doctor when he was uh giving you the old spank had a shirt off got it got hot in there it's the first thing you remember oh sorry i latched on because my eyes were closed and you know i when i i choked on a piece of chest hair

and they had to take me into a room and give me a little they put me on a little bit they had to bring in they had to shrink someone down so they could perform CPR on me because I was so fragile and small do not let his mother know about this

but then and then it turns out they couldn't bring me back so they had to freeze me in cryostasis and then they had to shrink themselves down even smaller to go through my canal down my throat and remove the piece of chest hair that caused it but mom I'm sorry you're just now hearing about this it's probably very it's a surprise I would

imagine statute of limitations is up though I don't think she can sue for this anymore it's been over 30 years well I'm sure she does remember the little mishap that happened you know where the first person they try to shrink down They had the shrink rays set to the wrong, you know, settings, and he got massive. Really fast. Broke through the ceiling, and she heard the noise. She just didn't know what it was, but now she can put the pieces together. Attack of the 50-foot medical patient.

A doctor. Medical, like, doctors can be patients. Yeah. They are. They can be mental patients. That's the whole title of the movie. It's got the subtitle where it's. like, you know, after, it's like, they can be mental patients.

Netflix, UK. That's another idea. They're just going to steal our ideas. We're an idea machine. That's the thing. And we don't watch Netflix UK. Who fucking watches Netflix UK? Not me.

So, like, we wouldn't even know. Which, honestly, I wouldn't be upset about because, again, who watches Netflix UK? And they would make it, like, it would look like shit if they took our idea and made it. Because every fucking, you know, British show takes place in the same. same drab like it's like the same street where you know it's like those rows of like brick it's like a brick condo you know what I'm talking about they all take place in front of the same 500 year old buildings that every other show in in in the UK exists in and there's not a single drop of sunlight out sometimes there's grass and sometimes it's just a brick gray or you know do they

have different color of brick there I'm thinking like I've never been to the UK but do you know what I'm talking about where it's like it's in like every fucking British movie or show just like the the British apartments where it's like just a row of like brick two story like red brick yeah yeah yeah they can change it up but I think they used it in the like uh or I it looks similar the um oh what is it it's just the Sherlock home show with fucking um Benedict Cumberbatch yeah like every like Le Miserables, like, every, like, cobblestone brick, you know, building street. Noseferatu.

I haven't seen it. You should. It's a fun little time. The theater experience, nothing will compete, of course, because the sound design is the picture quality. Well, I can't see that in theaters. Not anymore. So don't even... Maybe it comes back at some point as, like, a little Halloween extravaganza, a nose feratu double feature.

You skip the first one. Oh, the old one? Yeah. I mean, the old one's fun to watch. It's not, it's like, it's not boring for the most part. I say it's pretty boring, I think. If they have the score with it. You know, it wasn't even supposed to exist.

The first one? The wife of the, like, author of the book that Nosephratu or whatever is based on, I think it was like the wife of the guy who wrote Dracula. I may be getting this wrong, but I think the guy, the wife of the guy who wrote Dracula, they use Nosephiratu The people who made Nosephiratu Use the story of Dracula Just switched in some names, whatever

It's kind of like the same thing Like Pocahont as an avatar Yeah I think she won a lawsuit Against the movie And like ordered its like Destruction And somehow a copy was Has smuggled through the timeline

To be preserved I bet she's real piss now Rolling over in her Grave. Do you see... Barking. Do you see Dracula remakes getting made? No.

No. You just see, he's used as a shitty Halloween costume. You know what? People aren't using as a shitty Halloween costume? Knows Faratu, because they put a little more respect on his name. And you would have to... I'm sure some people use it as an excuse to be naked. Because he does hang penis in that movie.

Yang's penis? Yang's penis. Noseferatu. In the first or... In the, uh, in the new one. In the Robert Eggers. Who plays nose for a team? Robert Edgers.

Come on. Who plays them? Bill Scarsgard. He plays nose for a penis. Yeah. I think it's his penis. Yeah. Johnny Depp's daughter is in it.

Something Depp. Do you see her penis? No. You see her balls, though. It was actually a mistake. But they kept it in. At the side of shorts. What, uh, who else?

Uh, well, what? Willam Defoe? It's William. I'm just tired of you saying it wrong. Dude, what if you found out it was this whole time? You're like, that would see, that would be an insane Mandela effect for me. If this whole time I'm like, it's William. And I find it's like, oh, it's William Defoe.

What? William. Why did I think it was Willem? You can see pictures of him young and you can go, yeah, he's an art boy. And he's remained an art boy through and through even to his old age. He takes such interesting roles. You know, I'm somewhat of an art boy myself. Hey, right?

Spider-Man One. That's a William Defoe. reference. It's Willem DeVoe. Okay. Try to gaslight me as you may, as you might. I'll gaslight and girl boss you to the sun comes down. I don't have my watch.

I was going to see how many hours away that is. I mean, it's, it's that's late, right? It's like 3-Eleven. 3-Eleven, the band. Amber was the color of your energy. energy. Anyway, I fucking cannot stand daylight savings. And every day that goes by and it's summer in LA and it's light until like 8.30, I'm like, yes. And I just get sad. I get depressed. I legitimately like depressed thinking about that's going to go away in a number of months.

Where it's going to be dark at the office while we're here or start to get dark at least. Yeah, dude. Because like I'll, I'll be at the office doing some, some epic shit. And it'll be like 7.30, 8. And it still feel... You gotta clean up the foam, by the way. And it'll still feel early. You know, I'm like, okay, cool. Now I'm gonna go home, but

if it's winter, it's like, oh, it's been dark for three hours at that point. And that feels bad. Feels bad, man. See, I used to be the opposite where I would say I like it getting darker early because I enjoy nighttime. But I have grown to

like, I don't know what it is. I call it old age. but I've grown to like my body like is you know how sometimes you get thirsty or hungry right my body gets thirsty for sunlight sometimes where I'm like I just need to go stand out in the sun and soak it in just for like

I need to be outside for like five minutes at least I need to go just stand outside that's good I like going for walks and stuff dopamine maybe you have a dopamine deficiency I'm just saying dude hey it's it's it's possible Sunlight, that good vitamin D, light walks

produce dopamine, sunlight produces dopamine, makes you happy. So that thirst you're feeling is probably your body going, ah! Just a little bit, stop being a recluse in your cave. And then I'm like, I like video games, though. I tend to, I like going outside because I get cold

inside, and I'm like, I got to go outside now. Just to get some warmth. Just to get like five seconds of warmth, and then I'm good. Turn your AC up as well. That might fix. I don't know. I haven't tried it myself. You know, it's funny.

Actually, at home, I'm always too hot, and I can never get it. Me and the misses are always fighting over the AC. She is always like, oh, it's 78 degrees. I'm cold. And I'm like, it's 70 degrees and I am burning up. So, yeah, it's a fight. It's a battle, you know? Yeah.

But that's what marriage is. They don't tell you that. They don't tell you, you know. Little battles in a big war That you never really win A big war Oh yeah

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We have halet, like, bits and... We're back, and like I promised, here's some fun dragon facts for all of you and Matt, but mostly, you know, this for the audience. But really, you're my main audience, baby. You know what I'm saying? Thanks, man. Well, I mean, right now I am your audience.

Yeah. Because there's no one listening in real time besides me. And God. Yeah, but we're playing to, like, the version of them that will exist in the future when we are. talking to them in the pre-recorded, not the live bit that we're doing now, but in the pre-recorded bit, then it'll make more sense, because then someone's listening, and we're actually looking at...

You're confusing me. Okay, so here's some dragon fun facts. Super Megas, fun facts about dragons. Dragons exist in almost every culture. Isn't that strange that from China to Europe, dragons are symbolized in some sort of way. Now, they can be winged or winged. wingless, fire breathing or not, but how do most cultures, much like UFOs, all have some sort of depiction of this, of this creature, this being? I don't know. You tell me. It's a fun fact

that, you know, it is weird. Honestly, that like every culture ever has dragons. Now get this. Even though some debate, but Komodo dragons are real. These giant lizards in Indonesia are venomous and can grow up to 10 feet long but they're no dragon they're named after yes guess what real dragons they're named after real dragons yeah because they eat little boys but they don't uh they're they're not real dragons they're just big lizards they are big lizards with a venomous bite very venomous um um um uh um uh uh thank you ladies imagine that in front of a live audience like any uh like you know when they have like a billionaire come

to have a sit-down interview in front of like an audience of like, you know, investors and stuff or just smart people. It's like two guys on stage talking about the truth about dragons. It's just that. It's like silently like voice shaking like, like, I'm just putting the phone away. Thank you guys for coming. But just wait for the end of the episode where we unleash the beast when it cannot a dragon. We don't have one with us.

We do release some information that might turn some heads and might turn some opinions. They're not the Epstein files. I just want to go ahead and throw that out there. I know people might get excited and think that we have them. We have seen them, but we don't have them physically. It's not our place to release them. I mean, we've seen them in the direct messages Trump sent us when he was, like, having a shredder party. He said, can you believe this bullshit?

Yeah. Apparently, though, he didn't need. use one of those shredding services where it's like they double shred it or whatever the fuck it is yeah so it was easy for them just to collect it and so apparently they're going to be releasing the soon once they the list soon once they have it all patched up yeah i mean technically there was no list and then it was but then there was a list but then it was um written by combe obama and hillary clinton as well as maybe a few others but then the then the then the after that was just a hoax

and was just a hoax but now it's back and there is a list and they're going to release it we're back baby the list is back and he's not on it and if he is Obama planted his name on there yep and if there's any

pictures or videos that's AI and if there's pictures of his personal lawyer going to meet Maxwell Maxwell the second she was dubbed a knight a nitrous actually kind of controversial for the queen to do that with her last

official order but yeah they're not the Epstein files though no she brought in a big box apparently I saw that she left she left with a big box yes that's right she yes she went met with Trump's personal attorney and other thing was offered the limited immunity

and then left with a big old box. Wonder what's in that box? Maybe some, maybe some, um, checks mix. We're gonna need you

to eat all this checks mix. They made a deal. I'll, I'll get rid of, uh, I'll get rid of your name in my memory. If you give me some checks mix without the brown crunchy bits.

What? I meant Miss Maxwell. Those are Barron's favorite. I'll just give them a bag for. Barron just crunching on those hard. fucking brown pieces. Existing in a Barron exists to me in a room

filled with those like Scrooge McDuck exists in a vault of gold. He's like dive in and swimming in him. Head first. Like in a blue and white striped bathing suit with a top hat.

He has the little thing on his nose that's like keeping his nose closed and he goes whoop and he spits him out. That's some great imagery right there. Netflix or Netflix UK. Just saying. Probably more so Netflix UK

because. here they'd probably get sued into oblivion. Yeah, they would. And you can't sue people from the UK. Fun fact. It's a little life hack. And also, I just got to say,

I think if you and I wrote, directed, and starred in, the Baron Trump biopic, we could do a good job. Yeah. Up to this point. Just saying. Sony TV.

Fubu. Peacock Peacock's pretty good though Peacock actually has gotten you know that Peacock was one of those ones were like back when it first came out I'm like oh here we go again another one of these stupid fucking

I mean actually it ended up going you know decent Now it's all so fucking expensive Dude I know and they just I think they just raised Netflix again Mm-hmm They're a Disney in their ways Because they have a lot of money in the stream

It's not just Disney Plus that they have ownership and stake in. It's like Disney is like dividing and conquering. It's like... Wait, Disney has stake in a... Like Hulu because they own Fox and stuff like that. I'm sure there's other companies that, you know, they have a stake in. They have control over.

That's why there's a package deal with Disney Plus and Hulu or something. That's right. I think that's what I have. That you can get for just... I don't know. Yeah, we're not sponsored. I don't have that deal if it exists. I would imagine it does because they're connected, you know, in some way. You might be listening to this on Spotify.

They don't sponsor us, but, you know, it'd be cool to get our listens up if anyone wants to, like, put it on loop or even buy some, like, botted listens for the podcast because the income that Ryan and I make from this podcast is directly correlated to listens. So, they'd be really great, guys, because our deal went down the fucking train. A penny per hour listened. So go ahead, get on it, guys. Start listening. Honestly, it doesn't. Don't pay too good. Well, we don't get paid per listen.

No, we get, well, it's not like YouTube. No, we don't get paid per listen, but in a sense we do when it comes to like the YouTube revenue we specifically make on it when it's like, yeah, by views. Well, it's by watch time, I think, because it used to be by views way back in the day. And then YouTube's like, oh, no, it's about watch time. Yeah, but ad reads get a most of it. We're lucky enough to get the scraps from like the bad friends podcast and stuff like that. Call her daddy. Yeah.

We get the yummy little bits after. Now, there's not a lot of fat left because people like it. But sometimes there's little slivers of just fat that you can nibble on and chew on for a bit. That's nice. Sometimes we'll get passed down. You know, a bone will... You can suck on that bone. You can get a soak.

Get some broth. Yep. Get some marrow out of it. That's what I was going to say. There's, you know, not much meat on it. Sometimes no meat at all. However, that bone can make some broth, and you know what's more expensive than the meat itself, the marrow. Exactly.

And you can even use the... No, I imagine that also during, like, the Dragon's Press conference. The one day I chose to wear a skirt and no underwear. Fuck! A kilton no underwear. Hey, man, that's one way to get views back on the podcast. Finally reveal the balls. The old balls and chain.

Because they're pierced in the middle Oh Cut! Cuts! You're watching Super Mega Show. Don't do that again. And we're back.

Better than ever. Yeah. Just without Ozzy and Hulk Hogan. And Theo. Yes. From the Cosby show. Yeah, not Theo Vaughn. He's still with us.

but it's funny because my mom my mom sent me a text we're you know speaking to the ovan my mom sent me a text because you know my mom's very much unfortunately sometimes we'll get into the doom scrolling my mom's very connected with what's uh going on in tapped in to like what's going on with the the genocide and palestine um uh it's hard not to because uh you know she doesn't come from uh Gaza or anything, but, you know, my grandfather's Palestinian, so there's a lot there and there's a lot, there's a lot of starvation, um, blockage of aid, um, which is being used to starve out. And, uh, footage recently of fucking, I'm shooting into like crowds of people waiting for aid. That's not the first time that's happened either. No. That's been a thing that's

happen a bunch where it's like come here to get food and stuff and then they just open fire they'll just uh there's videos of them just seeing one poor dude walking on the street and they're like yeah we're bombing him today just for just for just for fun just for funnies so the palestinian people are going through it and my mom uh text me you know you know i just uh heard theo vans you know because theo von came out with a video about like call you know calling it a genocide uh which a lot of people are still refusing to do but it is he came out at least and he was like you know it just uh it just doesn't feel right you know that uh that this is going on and the only words that come to mind is really to call it a genocide so my mom saw that video and she was like

good on you know i don't know much about him i heard you mention him on the podcast but uh you know it's it's it's good to see someone say something he he has my uh he has my like emoji for that And I was like, well, he went, he was at Trump's inauguration. He had J.D. Vance on the podcast twice. He interviewed Trump. He's also like friends with Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump, but, you know, pictures of them going out for dinner and shit. Yeah, but they're goaded.

And the minute, like, my mom, uh, heard that, she was just like, oh. And, uh, there was more to it, uh, more venom to it. But, yeah, I, I just don't, like, I think the thing that gets me all irate sometimes is the fact that like this is like a fucking 50 year old dude he's like 45 it's like a 50 year old dude or whatever and it's just he's playing like he's a dumb college student i'll be honest i didn't know he was that old yeah and he and he's like you know i see it when i look at him now but i guess like in my head he's like he's one of the nilk boys dude yeah well like it's just in my head i just like i get it country bumping you know i come from a simple well it's like at the same

time i'm like bro you're fucking 50 like you know what you're doing you're fully aware of like your platforming awful shit for views and money and you've heard what these people say it's not like it's like it's not like well let's let's let's let's hear their side and see what you know what their opinion is like you know what at this point you know exactly what you know is coming from that side what their opinion is but uh you know what's cool is the knelk boys did have netting yahoo on on their show which unfortunately they stole the idea from us so now we can't do it but um so congrats guys good job which is just one of those I feel like the Nelk boys having Netanyahu on is kind

of one of those it's to a grander extent of course I'm just likening it to something it's when Logan Paul filmed the victim of suicide in the suicide forced in Japan I know it's I really he's apologized so but whatever the fuck all I'm saying is at that time it became very clear to me that there's kind of like no going back after that yeah yeah yeah I see what you're saying like it opened up the floodgates like now death is like oh whoa entertainment and like you know you can say you know footage like that and worse has been around and a lot of kids watch that like live leak and stuff but it's like those are places where you know we're being irresponsible going out of our way to like go see that shit this is like feels more

like it's just being platformed. Yeah, yeah. And it's like with, you know, it's, it's not hard to do even like the smallest amount of research about what's going on in Gaza and, uh, kind of just, uh, see exactly what's going on. And when you have this world leader that's like directly responsible for that, like, it's like, well, we're just going to have them on just, you know, here aside. Like not just the, not just the instant death bombing and or, you got,

like the brutality of just like the regular murder that's going on, the war crimes that are going on, and mainly a big part of it is just the starvation. The starvation. There are, on average, around, I said on average, this isn't the high end or the low end of a day-to-day. Daily, there's about 90-something people, Palestinians, that are killed through starvation, whatever.

Of those 90, it's, it's, like 20 to 30 are children. So that's just per day. That's people dying. Over to 3% if like around 2 million people are living in Gaza, right? And they've killed near 60,000 at this point. Or who knows what the numbers truly are. But 60,000, that's 3% of, or around 3% of the population of Gaza.

So it's just like, yeah, platforming Netanyahu. probably not the best thing to do from the good old Nelk boys but you know they're just asking questions we just want to we just want to get the full picture you want to get both sides we'll interview anyone you'll interview murderers whatever and like I think that's in of itself if I'm just gonna finish this point real quick and that's what kind of like always brings me to this kind of um just fuck like the Logan Paul fit we're here we've crossed this barrier um there's granted like horrible shit goes on all throughout the world it's not like i'm not i'm not trying to say this is like the biggest most terrible thing but i'm just saying in terms of online

culture and entertainment i think the barrier it just keeps being broken in a negative way in a way that's leading to just making like bringing on netin yahoo and sort of like some broie talk show do you like burger king or macdonalds you know like it's just uh it truly like i i have no fathomable grasp on what to expect on the day to day from like reality

or like what's going on in the world it's like hard to get an understanding of just like oh oh so today the knuck boys had Netanyahu

okay no so when when Luke told me I thought he was talking about they just like talked about Netanyahu a lot and like in a good way

and then I saw a video of Adam Friedland calling them and debating them about it and then I realized I was like oh they actually had him on their podcast

and then that's it was genuinely I was like what the fuck they're like we'd have Kim Jong Un on we'd have Osama bin Laden it's like well I would have we would have Osama bin Laden on there comes a point where the both sides thing doesn't

really stand up it's not like things things in the world and just truly aren't fair. So in knowing that, like, you're not going to have a truly honest conversation with Netanyahu hosted in the White House, you know? Yeah. Logically speaking, you would feel like people who went through middle or high school would understand that at least, much less two people in well into their 30s, I think. Give them a little too much credit. That may be. I mean, we're left and we're left with

the Aidan Rosses of the world. We got the Logan Paul. Pauls, the Jake Pauls, Aidan Ross, the Nelk boys, fucking Dave Portnoy, Adam, whatever the fuck his name is, the guy who's like, this isn't what I voted for? What's his name? The, the, like, comedian with the, with the fade and the mustache. That's really, I know, I know you're talking about. I can't remember his name. I don't remember his name either. Andrew Schultz. Yeah, all those, all those bros, you know, that, just kind of forfeit morality or right right right just for uh for some money but i mean that's uh i mean that's that's that's that's people it's always always gonna be that way people are always going to do what makes money that's not to say people can't change no yeah of course but um and you

should never like if people like um like i don't know i feel like uh we've talked about this a big thing with the left is that there is no clear kind of party leader or party union Yeah. It's kind of like people crawling over each other to get their voice heard or to to quell down dissenting opinions on what they think the party should stand for. We're just not, there's no kind of collective in the Democratic Party like there is with the kind of conservative Maga movement. Yeah, I don't know. We're talking a lot about politics, unfortunately, I guess, but well you know you've got you've got the bros

in the podcast game and then you've got well I'm sitting across in my damn legs like a woman I gotta I gotta open my legs up look I need you to censor my legs up to this point don't you don't you don't actually have to do that you know I'll let I'll let Dale see you

he won't see it he listens to the podcast he doesn't watch hmm maybe he just says that to get on your nerves yeah it gets on my fucking nerves you know play it plays a little hard to get i watch his podcast not a lot of people watch his podcast i know and you know that's why it's like god i don't have to be watching this only that like church group he leads where it's mandatory

that you watch it really or yeah and you i guess well it's not it's not mandatory for me it's more but it's like you know it's like an inheritance thing it's like if i if i want to be in the will it's the only time you get to hear his voice as well so it's nice to hear his voice sometimes you'll talk back to him as if it's a conversation, I'm sure. It's only time. If you're watching the live stream or the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, Vod. It's the only time I get to hear his voice where he's not like, screaming. So, you know. Yeah. And pleasure or pain. Be Dale S.M. The podcast.

Dale, it's, it's, it's, it's dominatrix dominion. Yeah. It's, uh, it's, it's, he's not gonna like that one. Uh, there's no pretty way out of the conversation. I to end it's just like the the world is fucked and we just keep seeing evidence of like people's real worlds just becoming a joke like people's lives yeah it's just like entertainment and a joke which is unfortunate to yeah and it's one of those things too where it's like I can't tell if it's like is it getting I mean I think I know the answer I think it is but it's like is it has it always been this? way and it's, I'm just getting older and I'm seeing it more, or is it actively getting worse?

I feel like it's actively getting worse. Yeah, I mean, you know, the history and, you know, life is cyclical and all, but there are different forms of that roundabout cycle that we go through. So, like, there are, in my opinion, yeah, you can go around, the wheel can spin, but like, the wheel can be chipped and start to, like, fucking, you know, uh, there are, you know, uh, make everything suck. I see what you're saying. Yeah.

I see what you're saying. It comes back around, but now it's bumpier. Yeah. It still works in the same way, but it sucks more. I like that. It's a good.

And then one point half the wheel's gone, so it's like, then you eventually got to replace the wheel. Or you just drag on. You get pretty sparks that way. Maybe we're already in that dragging section, honestly. I think so. Yeah.

Well, speaking of dragging... That's right. All right. Wait. Did we do the Word of the Week? Do that real quick. Let's do the Word of the Week. Oh, so hold on, hold on.

Let me... It'll be a speed run of the Word of the Week. A really fast Word of the Week, guys. You're going to do a white dissolve, and it's going to go... It's going to... Or not a white dissolve. Just a white blip, and then we're going to do the Word of the Week. Hold on.

Luke will transition. Go! The Word of the Week. Like, draconian, you know, dragons, and then maybe in line with what we were just talking about. Most people already know this, you know, whatever. But part of this, it's an adjective, meaning extremely harsh or severe, especially in reference to laws, rules, or measures. So, yeah, the teacher's draconian policy on late homework scared the whole class. Yeah, dude.

It felt like facing a dragon, you know what I'm saying? I'd say it's also Draco is a word for gun Yes So two word of the week You know it's not one interesting word that you probably don't know But two words that deal with dragons True because Draconian and then Draco

Slang for gun Or it's also What a soldier boy calls himself And the first name of Malfoy That's true Named after a gun Yeah It's because his father didn't trust him with a wand

So we sent him to school with a gun instead nine millimeter Yeah And it was just bad timing With a boy who lived Oh Oh potter I've got to that scene now

He's got the fucking gun in his space Holds it sideways He lifts his like robe up Every time he's in the scene He just kind of like flips it And shows the fucking gun tucked His eyes just go Ron Hermani

Maybe we should get out of here Oh what Let's just let's just go to the Hubble House the Hufflepuff common room The Hubble House I don't know Sounds like Harry Potter

Dude It does dude Like fucking The Hubble Space Telescope Sounds like some bullshit From Harry Potter The Hubble House Oh the fucking

Huffle House Dude do you remember Huddell house It was like Waffle House But Oh come on Oh, that's good. That's good. Okay. So, guys, you know, we've, we've talked a lot and we've, you know, we've, we've, we've, we've teed it up, um, like a game of T ball, you know, with the, the ball is already teed for you. And all you got to do is swing. Well, it's that part of the podcast.

Hitting the T is very embarrassing in that situation, by the way. Doing what? Hitting the T in that situation is very embarrassing. The ball goes, just falls flat on the ground and the thing, I did that last week in front of the team I'm the only grown up on a team of fucking kids just and you fucking like hit as hard as you can yeah well what I didn't realize was you know the week prior I'd hit it you know too hard and they had a pause and pick it back up so they they got it like submitted into the ground this time and when I hit it um the shock went through the bat to my hands and um hurts it sucks oh man on a cold day dude when you'd hit a baseball and like more so when you'd hit a baseball and it hit at the, like, neck of the bat. I never played.

Oh, thanks. My hands break. And like a million little particles. They're still collected in the gloves and you can hear them, like, rattling around, like, pebbles in a bag. See, dude, if Netflix or Netflix, UK gives us a deal, we can make a movie with that kind of shit in it. Glass baseball hands is the name of the project. Yeah. And that's not the code name.

that is the actual name of the movie. It's how he defied the odds. You know, one man with glass hands. How's he ever going to make it in the big leagues? That one scene where he tries to hit, he's up for his first hit of the game. And it's a cold day. Woo! That was a tough one.

You know, some people say the bone tomahawk scene in the cave is tough to get through. Yeah. I'd reckon this is even worse. Yeah. Just because it's so heartbreak. I mean, it's like worse than the scene from 127 hours. We were teeing something up. Yeah, sorry.

This whole episode, we've teed up... It's the dragon episode. The dragon talk. We had some dragon fun facts. We put... I mean, we put them there before. We've had more on the table, actually, before. But we put some dragons there to show our dedication to dragons.

That's right. We've mentioned them several times throughout the episode. That's right. And you... teased that at the end of the episode people were going to be a little blown away I agree it's because you know we've been given some dragon fun facts and dragon mentions but more importantly we have draconic proof of dragons where you going buddy getting the files

the files are right here what yeah you handed them I didn't know where to put them I didn't know where to put them That's communicate next time before Yeah I just made a fool myself walking off that side of the set Not realizing that

Would you grab right there Gloves? Oh yes Could you uh I want you to put on the gloves too Because I'm going to pass it to you So could you Uh

Thank you Oh That's fine. That's fine. Still, the thingies are covered. The thingies are covered. I want to make sure the mic got that. You never know.

Okay. Okay, I don't want to touch the mic. Hold on, I got two right ones. So I'm going to hold it like this, because I want to be very careful with the mic. So, because I don't want to touch anything before touching the files. I just got to, uh, go, I got to go over here real quick. Oh, sorry. Hold on.

I got a position it better in my forearms. Okay, there we go. Grabbing the files. Okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, this is what you've been waiting for.

You know, we talked about other podcast hosts, you know, revealing, or not revealing, but, you know, having controversial big moments on their show. We're about to have one of our own, but controversial in, I think, a good way. Everyone, if you, if you look at the screen right now, you'll see what my friend is holding up. My quads keep the cramping. Do you want me to hold the mic? Yeah, if you can. Yeah. Ryan has the files, and I think, I think it's time to go ahead and show everyone what's in those, in that sucker.

Now, Luke, you're going to want to make sure you zoom in on this. Sorry, I'm trying to make sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll pull a little farther back. It's going to be blurry. Focus, yeah. See that? Yeah, make sure let's enhance.

Get close on that. What y'all have seen me pull out of the folder now is clear photographic evidence of what believes to be, or what we believe to be, a dragon in flight. Now, who's to say, it looks like they're flying over the ocean. Now, the world is mostly water, so that's not surprising. There's no evidence to suggest that this is a water dragon, only that it is definitely a flying dragon. Now, Matt, if you would take a look and tell me what you notice about this particular specimen.

Okay. I touch the mic, so we're going to have to, you're going to have to just slide it back in the folder when you're done. So, this photo was leaked to us by a member of the press. Not going to name names. Let's just say a certain journalist that works for the... Dolph Slitzer, or Dolph Slitzer. A random guy, a woman leaked us this photo, which, as we said, we do believe to be authentic, and it is... Our source code name Blitz-Turd.

But as you can see, yeah, it's gliding. It's got its wings outstretched. It's got a very long neck. It's feet might be tucked in. Yeah, I think its legs are tucked behind it. You can see it's got a, it's got a, it's got like a tail coming behind it to a point, and then its neck just goes out straight forward like that, like very aerodynamic. Now for the audio listeners, we're trying our best to explain, describe what the picture is,

because again, we do have a photograph of what we believe to be a sea or land-based, maybe a hybrid-based dragon. It's hard to tell just from a picture. But I just want to actually go ahead and just say on record, I'm willing to say more than believe it to be authentic. I want to say this is authentic because our source vetted it. We vetted our source and she very trustworthy, reputable source. So let's go ahead and that. So yeah, that's it.

Slider in there. Just make sure Yeah Okay Okay Nice Just put it there That's good

Anyway guys We hope that That was Fine It's kind of enlightening A bit of an ontological shock I guess you could say Shock to the senses

Shock to the mind The body The The very fabric of reality. Yeah, I was about to say that because most people probably at the start of this episode didn't believe in dragons. And now I would say at least 98% of those people that didn't believe in dragons just based off the evidence we provided alone. That's correct. Could have been turned to dragonites. That's right. Dragon heads. Yeah, yeah. Dragon. Before you was a list of

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