supermegashow - The High Priest Boys | supermegashow - 066

Episode Date: June 11, 2025

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And welcome everyone. Yeah welcome guys welcome to a super mega show. The cold open to the super mega show. Oh that you oh yeah you're right. What a cold open that was. Yeah. Do you like those? So you get a little something, you know? It's not like an ad or something. Right. It's not a jarring ad right away.

I mean that was 20 seconds of you loosely doing an improv bit on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, but whatever. I liked it personally. I do it for you Matthew. I do everything for you. I know you don't do it for the fans. I don't want the fans to feel slighted by that, but everything you and I do on this show and on our streams and our videos, we do it for each other to make each other giggle. The fans giggling is just a pleasant byproduct of that. Including this meme. Luke, you have such good taste in memes. Fantastic meme. I feel bad for the audio listeners

that couldn't see that one. Well, there was a goofy sound effect that played, so at least something happened to make them go, huh. They got a little enjoyment out of it. Because most times memes give you, it's not even like, ah, it's like a, so even a sound effect would probably produce like a okay okay one of these the yeah exactly the

there's a snob rocket. You wiping it on your sleeve. Well dude where else am I supposed to wipe it? Like the chair? I don't know. Go fucking, we have paper towels right there. You fucking disgusting freak. Yep, welcome everyone. My name's Ryan McGee and can I get a, what, what? From my friend Matt Watson who is currently wearing some wonderful pants.

I always comment on how much I love these pants because the texture is very like I love this whole thing There you know Roy. Oh, yeah, and I'm not talking about the children's book about the teddy bear I'm talking about these fucking pants. I'm wearing exactly these Red verging on Salmon II not salmon, but like it's like a muted burgundy Yeah, you know for some reason when the light was

hitting it I almost wanted to say there's like a hint of orangishness in there but like I think it's more just like the yellow from the light was playing tricks on me. It is. You know? Like how God played tricks on Mary. Oh my god, he played good tricks on her. Said, oop, pregnant, oop, haha. What?

And it's not just some baby. It's Jesus Christ. What's me? What? What do you mean? I want to come live with you. No, God, please come on. Not me, please I'll start as a baby. It'll be fun Please please, but I'll still be up here to talk to you. They foretold of the Messiah for ages I just I can't I can't bear the Messiah. That's too much responsibility. You'll have them in a barn What why am I gonna have him in a barn. What? Why am I gonna have him in a barn? Because it gives him some nice back,

he gives him a nice humble backstory. You know, I like to think of him, we gotta start him as like a politician. We gotta build his backstory. Humble beginnings, humble beginnings. I was born, you know, I was born in a barn, just like many of you. I stand up for your rights That's they you know, that's what G that's kind of probably the same into me like yeah

Well, they actually they've uncovered writing like historical records talking about Jesus during that time and that is how they described his voice You know in Jesus's drawings and in college Yeah, yeah, but you know, I yeah, but I don't think it's necessary to get into that. Can you put them up, Luke? Thank you. Why the fuck did, why did, why did no one draw Jesus back then?

You would think for a dude that's making this much unruly trouble for the leaders of the land and had such a big fandom, so many stands. One person didn't sit down and be like, I'm gonna draw this guy while he's talking, you know? Like no one drew him? Have we just not found any? It sounded like an impression of someone, I'm gonna draw this guy while talking. Who is it? George Bush? I guess, I don't know. You sounded similar to someone. It's like you were channeling the spirit of George Bush. Is he in there somewhere?

Yeah, he's in there. I know he's in your heart. He's always he's in all of our hearts. I've met him So not senior though. No not senior decrepit goat. He will he's in the ground now with Satan You know George jr. We're gonna get the Messiah now watch this drive He was working for the Romans back then and he was uh you know he he took us over there and we got the Messiah all right. Dude all those priests or whatever the high priests boys or whatever they were called they were so jealous of Jesus. The high priests boys? The the guys that were really upset with Jesus but the not just like the common

people that were upset with Jesus like the higher-ups did one that mattered There's one that started a high the high the high priest boys Herod Her you know, I'm babe not her on babe. Dude. Come on. That is a good meme though. Hey, I got another one for you I'm gay Filthy Frank. Oh. But why were the high priest boys, which by the way is a great name for like a Beastie Boys style rap group. The High Priest Boys.

The High Priest Boys. Could be us. Well, Jesus was labeling himself King of the Jews. That's true. You would imagine, like in a religion, just like some random guy just comes into your town. I am technically y'alls leader. I'm your king.

No you're not. Bup bup bup. God said so. Uh, no he didn't. Wait, is he serious? Did God really say that? Uh, yep. He did, I heard him.

I've been following Jesus. That's not true. He is, God said he's the king of the Jews. Bullshit. Essentially, I mean that's not true. He is. God said he's the king of the Jews. Bullshit. Essentially, I mean, that's what it was back then. You know, going town to town being like, hello, I'm the king. But just instead of getting lightly embarrassed publicly for being assholes or wrongly convicting someone

or whatever, someone got nailed to some some wood bled out Had a fornate crown nailed to some wood is such a better way to say it than nailed to a cross Cuz like for me, it's a more brutal depiction like a cross is almost like this like symbolic Well, cuz it's been he was nailed to a it's like it enforces like the martyr kind of story which I get you know is the story of Jesus, but like like the martyr kind of story which I get you know is the story of Jesus but like they're just to talk plainly I mean being crucified was pretty fucked if I do say so myself but there was that's why we don't do it today right that's fully not in America driving down the highway just people cruciate

God dude that'd be awful just people writhing in pain just oh I wonder what they did I don't want to get to that point he stole yeah so we hung him up on some wood Jesus Christ superstar who are you what are you say you are I've never seen it it's so good nah well I can't we should go see like an LA stage show oh well Oh, well the LA version, they have him kissing men on the lips. Jesus gives a blind man a hand job. Well, Jesus did kiss a man on the lips in the Bible. Yeah, and he doesn't- Well, it didn't specify if it was on- I think it was on the cheek.

I think it was on the cheek, but- Well, who's to say, because maybe people kind of, you know, who's to say the translation, how much of that, the truth really came through, like the nitpicky language, like maybe just the general thoughts, but like the nitpicky, you know, maybe some things were added to make it more digestible for a modern audience.

Maybe the guy that was like writing that book of the Bible with the Last Supper was looking at all the facts and he's like, and then Jesus and Judas kissed on the lips. What? Oh. No, no. I don't wanna embarrass Jesus this way. That's not true.

That's private, I shouldn't. I shouldn't. Slipped in some tongue. Oh. Judas would. I could see Jesus doing it, but Judas, that surprises me. Well, I should probably change this just to spare him some embarrassment from the grave.

Give him a peck on the cheek. Yeah, give him a light peck on the cheek. Less than one second, lips were dry. Padded him atop his head and shooed him away. Made sure to say, Shoo, boy. Git, boy. Shoo.

Get on now. I like picturing Jesus with like super like sharp, pointed, filed, but beautifully shiny just polished nails like not like painted but just like super polished Oh there's like they're just like glossy and at the last suburb just and then he could fucking

dude if he God could give him powers to make those nails longer oh Shit, you're gonna take it out those Romans like Wolverine. Oh, yeah That you know a lot of people theorize that's where the myth of Wolverine came from Marvel based Wolverine on Jesus Oh, what mm-hmm? Are you serious? Yeah, cuz Wolverine was crucified for our sins in a comic book panel where he's doing this or something. I don't know what the... there's just an image of Wolverine on like a pillar or some shit. I wish that they actually had the balls to crucify Wolverine in the comics.

And like he's dead. That's it. Do it Marvel. I'm sure they've done... I mean comics go crazy so I'm sure they... Yeah they do. Whatever iteration you've thought of they've probably done to some extent. And if they haven't done it, you know the fan bases have.

Right, right, they've done a version where Wolverine gets crucified. He goes back in time to stop the crucifixion of Jesus, but the Romans end up capturing him as well, and he ends up on the cross next to Jesus. All it takes is like some kid, some middle schooler kid drawing with some markers markers like I'm gonna make my favorite character try to save Jesus except there's a lesson in the end where he's crucified with Jesus because

he's awesome like Jesus. And then that kid is walking on the sidewalk, drops his binder and those those drawings fly out and he goes no and they blow down the sidewalk he's chasing after them. And then his mom eats him! Okay. Okay my improv's a bit off today. Let's just I was gonna say they blow and then they they land at the feet of a man and he bends down and then he eats him! The camera pans up and it's Stan Lee. Oh he pulls out some salt. Okay. And. And then eats it. Just a guy in a writer's room that's uh, just forcefully injecting something that's just so stupid. But it's someone else's idea too. He just ends up with, but then he eats them. Like the person already has this whole idea thought out like I've got it guys. So they're so blah blah blah in the need some

No, what do you what I was gonna say is you know then the drawings fly down the down the sidewalk Sure yeah Eat some I mean that that's what gets written the guy like transcribing like all right Dude, it's um I bet you there's so many fucking people in writers rooms that are like Honestly, that's exactly what happens sometimes dude. There's gotta be one of the worst ideas get like oh my god. That was great Writers rooms have got to be frustrating if like you're if you don't gel with the other writers So you're writing for like especially a comedy show, you know It's just a job and it's not like right like a group of people that started this thing together.

I love writing with you, because when we do comedy writing, you are the one that always, you're the one that the spark just goes, wait, what if, bing, and it's like, that's it, you got it. Like you have this way of always landing us perfectly. I think my part in it is just being able to like Write it down have the script have like the get the flow down and then you and I can work and just fucking

You always know how to end things We we both have come up with a pretty epic endings we didn't know how to end fortune cookies We didn't know how to end the Last Supper sketch. Yeah, but like a lot of the times those were just kind of like ideas that we tried to, I remember we were like, we don't wanna like end it with like a random like, oh and then it's commercial and then it's like, and then we did.

Well when you brought up the barbecue commercial idea, I laughed my ass off, I thought it was hilarious. And honestly, being in a writer's room with someone that you've just met, maybe, like another writer that you know of, or someone else in the comedy writing scene, and you're both hired to write an episode of a TV show. And maybe there's some other writers too, and there's just one guy that is just- Doesn't gel well. But he's laughing at his own jokes. That's what I think about the guy. Well, maybe there's some other writers too and there's just one guy that you know is just doesn't gel well but that's what i think about the guy jokes and well it's like the guy who went off to go make epic movie and stuff after the scary movie stuff he had to have gelled perfect or the two guys that went off it was like they made disaster movie epic movie they just started doing like all the spoof

movies after the was it the wayans the wayans brothers left the... was it the Wayans? The Wayans brothers left the scary movie franchise and maybe the other some other writers. Well the Wayans brothers you know God was was coming to them in dreams showing them images of Little Man. Make little man. Yeah, you have to make little man. They're like oh I gotta leave we got to do this. And then maybe you know also just to have it on your filmography one of you should should do Requiem for a Dream really yeah did one of the Wayans brothers actually like help with Requiem for a Dream he was in it yeah what he plays one of the addicts it's the same movie we're talking about. No.

Are you gaslighting me? Hold on. The one with the double-sided dildo? Yes. Yes. The song? Hold on. Wains. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do No way. Wrecking for a Dream. No Wayans. Oh yeah. Poseyans? I haven't seen the movie in a long time.

I know there's a lot of themes of addiction and stuff. I can't remember what his character specifically was. But like, can you see why I was doubtful? You know, with the typical bits we do, when you said one of the Wayans went on and did Wrecking for a Dream, it's like. But isn't that a fun fact now? Now all of y'all can go to your friends and go,

Did you know one of the Waynes brothers was in Requiem for a Dream? Now we should watch that for a Friends Movie Night! Make some popcorn, get the colored lights set up. You guys haven't seen it either? Cool! Let's watch it! Blind watch! Weeeee! It would be a fun watch with your friends.

Have you seen it? I have not. Way back when, yeah. I was a young boy. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I was younger, so I don't really remember much, and I don't think I understood most of it. It's mainly about, is it about heroin?

I forgot, like, all of it. I haven't seen Trainspotting either, which I know that's about like heroin addiction and I've heard it's amazing I would like to give that one a watch All the film bros out there right now that are in their freshman year of film studies going No, my god. I'm sorry. Seriously. I'm sorry. I don't remember the movie It was just one of those things you watch when you're like in middle school or something to be like this is show can you this they did this in a movie there's a guy sitting in his dorm room with his pulp fiction poster behind him first year film study student going oh my god

he hasn't even seen fucking train spotting neither of them it's like in middle school when I watched this movie called rampage it was just like the monster movie no it was about this guy that just puts on body armor. He just gets mad one day, puts on body armor and just shoots up his town. Oh, he puts on the like sport like brand of clothing body armor? No, he puts on like riot gear. Oh, and he just shoots up his town. Yeah.

God damn. That's... There's just scenes of him walking into stores Shooting up the place going over to some coffee shop Then one of the coffee like previously it shows that the coffee guy got his order wrong It was kind of a dick about it. So like you feel it's like yeah, I'm fucking killing you If it's no surprise that the movie's director is uve bull, okay, so that that should put it into perspective They also made rampage two and three I, where he ends up going to the White House. We've talked about this before.

We- I don't think it's a good Uncle Sleepover movie. Yeah, they wouldn't make that movie nowadays. They wouldn't? They shouldn't. They shouldn't? No. They shouldn't make that movie nowadays. It was, uh, really stupid. I only saw the first one. I might

have seen the second one too. I think he goes into like a newsroom. Does he like hold the people hostage? Yeah. He's like, say this on the air. Something like that. He's like, ah, ah, ah, the government sucks. Rap the fast part of Rap God or I'll shoot you. Oh, okay. I always think of these things in my head where I'm like, oh god, what if they like, it's like they, someone were to force, I don't know why I think of this. Some guy were to kidnap the two of us

and someone was to force you to beat Elden Ring in like three days. Don't give anyone ideas, dude. And I'm just like, strained, it's like, and the minute the timer's up, and it triggers like a gunshot. So you're just like, fuck, fuck like, in the minute the timer's up, it triggers like a gunshot. So you're just like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. What happens if I beat it within that time?

Then I live. But do we get to go free? Yeah. It's like jigsaw. The garage door goes, and we get to run out. Yeah, except in this jigsaw trap, instead of like, you know know trying to like like peel your fingernails back to reveal the the numbers of like the Code to a lock or some shit Is that actually one of the things no oh okay? I mean it sounds realistic

I I would just be confused like how did they get the numbers under my fingernails? They do that type of shit was like I have I have like they'd sew it so they have to go Oh, I see I see some shit Where he knocks him out and Cause he, he, he puts stuff in people's bodies He does a bunch of shit He sets them up in all of these contraptions When they're unconscious Remember scary movie? It's Dr. Phil

Scary movie, three? Was it three? I think it's three I'm pretty certain it's three, brother Might be three. Three is the one with the grudge? Cause that's the one with the aliens And signs, yeah, it's three, brother. Might be three. Three is the one with the grudge? Cause that's the one with the aliens. And signs, yeah. It's that one. What was four?

Did I even see four? I didn't see four. Was four... Maybe I didn't see four. Maybe four was the shitty one. I don't think I saw four. Let me... I'll get a good look at it. No, yeah!

Four is the one with the aliens. What?! I was wrong?! And doctor... yeah, you were wrong. Oh, Matthew was wrong. Let's go to commercial break. No, seriously, go to commercial break. Luke put Matthew was wrong in big, big font. Don't do that. We're going to commercial break. Maybe a laugh track. We're going to commercial break. We got party favors.

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["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"] So like I just thought it would be something like you'd be interested in. It's like, I'm just gonna read, it's like Harry Potter learns on his 11th birthday that he's orphaned a son of two powerful wizards and possesses magical powers of his own

He goes to like a says a Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry Harry embarks on the adventure of a lifetime I mean, there's like a bunch of other movies in this and I just think that it would be cool if we just kind of Like maybe after work every day just like watched one. Yeah. No, I mean I'm down to watch Harry Potter with you I'm just letting you know I've seen the Harry Potter movies before well this one says never before seen footage so unless you watched it again on VHS after you saw it in theaters I did you you haven't well maybe you forgot it then because you probably forgot some of the scenes I actually have a very specific memory of watching that movie on VHS like Quidditch stuff

There's this like a called Quidditch. They have I know I know what Quidditch is. It's on the back right there You see it. Yeah, I know you've explained Quidditch to me several times in the last week I know what it is same with Hogwarts you keep telling me about this magical place the castle that they go to school in and I'm like, yeah, it's I know it's Hogwarts. I've you know. I've read the books, I've watched the movies. In fact, I do have a specific memory of watching that VHS specifically. We rented it from Mount Pleasant Video. Unfortunately, I would say the author of the books

kind of put a stain on the movies and just the brand because they ended up kind of going a stain on the movies and just the brand because they ended up kind of going a little bit like I don't know they just kind of broke mentally and there's like video of JK Rowling just like well you can find it online just butt-ass naked on like some London subway just smearing shit all over the walls and and like spitting on people it was just like a weird it's okay hold up why do I have a memory of JK Rowling being naked probably from that video of JK Rowling smearing shit all over the London subway system the tube the tube hey keep calm and carry on screaming talking about boys Rowling smearing shit all over the London subway system. The tube? The tube.

Hey, keep calm and carry on. Screaming, talking about boys are boys and girls are girls. Wrote boys are boys and girls are girls in shit. Like in a finger painted shit type thing on the windows. And drew pictures of penises with arrows that went boy! Right. And then a picture, I guess it- It was hard to tell.

It looked like a hamburger, but I guess it meant to be a vagina and went, girl. Yeah, I thought that, I think that she should've drawn the vagina upright, and that would've saved a lot of trouble, the fact she drew it sideways, so that kind of, you look at it and you're like, is that a sandwich, what is that, what am I looking at, is that a clam, also she didn't put a lot of detail into that one.

It was kinda just, whew. Yeah. And then she went on the Titan submarine and we all know how that ended. So, unfortunately. Same day? Huh? Same day?

No, no, no. Oh. Okay, I just had to make sure she was. You're saying she was one of the people on the Titan submarine. She wrote some good books. She was invited. She was excited because apparently people on the Titan submarine. She wrote some good books. She was invited, she was excited because apparently

she was gonna do some like, Harry Potter spin-off where they go to some underwater wizard school and she was getting some research on it. That's inside the Titanic? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pretty cool. I genuinely though, I do have a, I don't know if this is a Mandela event, but I have a weird

memory of JK Rowling being naked in an airport or something. What? I'm serious. I need to, JK Rowling naked. Matt, what do you mean? JK Rowling nude leaks OnlyFans. What? I don't think JK Rowling was ever naked at an airport. I mean, JK Rowling was

naked on the tube smearing fecal matter all over the place. Alleged. I mean, that's from what I've heard. A friend told me. So I can't state it as fact. Dude, I'm so serious. But we've all seen the video. I'm so serious. Why do I have this fucking memory? Just give me a second. I'm doing a little bit of light research. Why do you have this memory of JK Rowling being naked at an airport? Uh-huh. Matt, there would be like, there'd be more people dogging on that shit. No, I know, I know. Like, so clearly like, JK Row be more people dogging on that shit. No, I know, I know. So clearly, like, JK Rowling was not naked at an airport, but I'm trying to like, figure

out why JK Rowling, why do I have this memory? Did you have a dream of meeting JK Rowling while she was naked at an airport? It might have been a, was it a Simpsons thing? Here we go. Was it a Simpsons thing? Here we go I found in the episode with JK Rowling She naked at any point in this episode god dude wiki websites and their fucking full page ads that just take over Oh my god Okay plot. I'm just going to the end to see if

The family go to meet JK Rowling and becomes furious when Lisa asks what happens at the end of the Harry Potter series, and Sir Ian McKellen, who garners bad luck when the Simpsons insist on saying Macbeth, blah, blah, blah, Marge is astounded. I'm getting to the end of the episode. I'm not seeing. You're not seeing anything about JK Rowling being naked at an airport?

That is surprising. There is,ling being naked at an airport that is surprising there is wait there There's an airport Okay, but is JK Rowling naked at this airport oh My god, let me get I'm just getting to the final sinks remembers at the very end that the Queen's in it Okay here we go the final paragraph back at the US inside their luggage I Okay, here we go. Final paragraph, back at the US. Let's hide their luggage. I don't know guys, if anyone else has this,

please, please help me out here. If anyone else specifically remembers something about JK Rowling being naked at an airport, please let Matthew know in the comments section down below. Please, genuinely. Like, I don't understand why I have such a specific... I swear maybe it's like The Simpsons or something, but you give me that annoyed look. I'll move on to a new subject. I'm giving you the look of like

you sound like you're nuts right now. You went... I mean how else do I react when... You look angry at me. I look angry at you. Yeah. Oh You give me a mean look. Okay, like you're done with me. I was done with the subject Yeah, yeah, exactly because you're going off on JK Rowling being naked and I have to say I can't believe that you Feel I feel like you gaslighted yourself into believing that there was no Naked thing I was thinking that and then you said it and I was like into believing that there was like a Simpsons episode. No, because before you said the naked thing,

I was thinking that, and then you said it, and I was like, that's weird. Of JK Rowling being naked at an airport? Yeah, I believe it was an airport. I still think you're thinking about the video of her being naked on the subway system, smearing her shit all over the walls. I could be confused, I could be confused,

but I'm just curious if any listeners- She was hanging upside down by the kind of like luggage carrying thing or whatever, the bar thing's up top. Yeah. Smashing her head, the back of her head carrying thing or whatever, the bar things up top. Yeah. Smashing her head, the back of her head against like the window. She didn't even get in trouble for any of that.

No, which is white privilege at its best and highest. Exactly. If she had to get in trouble, I'm sure the queen would have pardoned her right away. Rest in power to the queen. Okay. I do love the queen. The dairy queen. Talk about I do love the Queen. The Dairy Queen?

Ha! Talk about a good fucking milkshake. I've only been once. I didn't like it. Okay. My dad likes Dairy Queen. I don't like it. I've only had it once.

Yeah, see it's not that good. It's uh, I don't know. It's just never tickled my fancy. It was where my grandparents would go in Pickett Post, South Carolina. They would go there after church, and I went with them once. And it was just a bunch of old people

and kind of an empty Dairy Queen in the middle of nowhere, and it was just bad vibes. I can't explain it, it just felt bad. Yeah, I went to one in Spartanburg that, to be honest, Spartanburg never gave me great vibes to start with. Exactly. There's a lot of towns in South Carolina that I can't explain it.

There's nothing inherently bad about it, but they just give me this kind of depressed, like, ugh, vibe, and I don't wanna be there for long, because it makes me feel anxious. and I don't want to be there for long because it makes me feel anxious and I can't pinpoint why but where my grandparents lived was one of those. I forget if Asheville is one of those places. They're in North Carolina too and I have felt that feeling in Asheville, North Carolina. Asheville has some nice stuff in there. Yeah no Asheville has some pretty cool like

kind of like downtown Asheville, nice, it's cool. But for some reason I always remember going, whenever I went to Asheville it was not fun, I don't know, I can't explain it. You know what I'm talking about, this vibe, this feeling, whenever I would be kinda middle of nowhere South Carolina, I would tend to, especially if it's a bright, sunny blue day, I don't know why.

I would get that feeling even harder. If it was overcast, not as much, but for some reason, the bright, sunny, blue day, being in the middle of nowhere, it just kind of like gave me this weird, anxious feeling. And I don't know why, maybe a psychologist could break it down. Because, do you know what I'm talking talking about maybe not the bright sunny part? but because I was like

I don't know a bright sunny days that maybe not here in California because We get too much of that fucking shit and it's starting to get hot again Which means our air conditioner in the office is gonna break my air conditioner at home is gonna break I don't know if you have a problem with yours annually breaking But it's just like it gets too hot sometimes your place Typically like remains super cool because you have a more, like a newer, one of those wall kind of things.

Yeah, so mine hasn't broken yet, to my recollection. But, you know, it was a first for everything, fingers crossed. It's starting to get miserable, where usually it's nice to go outside just to get a breath during the work day, just to ah. But now it's like, the minute outside it's very it's like the suffocating type of heat yeah it's uh not fun it also it's been kind of humid lately i don't know if you've been

picking that vibe up but geez louise over the weekend i was i was going sheesh i bet you if we took a flight down to south carolina south cackalacki And not to one of the towns that would make me anxious Would be feeling a bit different. We'd go, oh, that's what humidity feels like. Shit Every time I get off the plane to South Carolina, I go, holy fuck It's like the humidity Adds like two pounds like it feels like I'm heavier in South Carolina Do you know about the wet bulb? wet bulb the wet bulb effect? I literally you know as a joke I was about to say the wet bulb effect and there is okay. It is yeah, so it's called the wet bulb effect

Yeah, it's basically where I don't think there's been any yet, but there's like by 2050 There's supposed to be a couple of them in the northern region of China. basically bulbs yeah, what bulbs it's where the humidity is at 100% and it's also so hot outside that Your body is unable to basically like, you know your body sweats to cool yourself off and there's something like about the Sweat not being able to evaporate because the humidity and the heat are both so strong that it can kill you. A lot of people would die because basically your body won't be able to cool itself down in this type of condition. It's called the wet bulb effect. It could come up with a...

Yeah, what, right? Like, I don't know. What does that mean? Like the marketing team on that one kind of just felt like it was... I guess it wasn't an important task to them It's what bulb effect. Yeah, sure. Yep. Why the bull strike it through. Okay Well, I guess in my head when I think I hear the word bulb I think I've all well for some reason in my head. I think of like a like a plant bulb that too. Yeah

So why why the reason when bulb happens, I think of a bulb. I just don't- I don't know why I say it, I say it for some reason. I just don't know. It's bullshit. It's one of uh, Mother Nature's many mysteries. I hope that doesn't happen anytime soon. Cause we're part of Mother Nature. We're a part of- I mean we're a- we're kind of a parasite on Mother Nature.

But we are a part of it. We are. And I guess technically we are- we are a part of it. We are, and I guess technically we are parasites on the Earth because we just kind of like use it and strip away its resources and make it worse. Make it gray. More polluted and hurt the environment and kill the plants and the animals. Pretty little lights though.

You can see our lights from space. I know, that's pretty cool. You can see us from space, baby. Yeah, and there was a rumor going around not too long ago that the James Webb Space Telescope saw city lights on another planet really far away. I don't I don't believe it though. I think I think it's people taking some information and making it into what they want. Got me excited brother Watson. Well I was excited when I first saw the headline. City lights spotted on foreign planet? And I was like

do that shit they always go for like, I don't know. For me it's almost like, do they do the thing where it's like city lights spotted on another planet question mark? Is that how they do it? Cause they can say anything if they had that question mark. That's something that I learned in high school journalism. If as long as you have that question mark,

it saves the shit out of you. They'd say like, James Webb Space Telescope detects lights on foreign planet and then it'd be like, comma, like some astronomers think. So. I love that. They always, it's never some astronomers think and then the thing, it's always the thing first.

I mean, we- It's kind of like the also starring in movie trailers where it's like, oh, that I mean, we- It's kinda like the also starring in movie trailers where it's like, oh, that means that this person has like five minutes of screen time. Whereas like, as a kid I didn't know that. Someone says also starring, or whatever. I think, is that what it is? There's some particular, right?

It's like also starring, or there's some- It's different from like, guest starring, co-starring, and also starring are all different things. They have different definitions. But like in the trailer, when it goes also starring, typically it's like they're a cameo. They're like a two minute, five minute scene or some shit. I know that. No, featuring.

Featuring. I think that's the one. I went and saw Red Tails, which on a recent episode I unfortunately got the name wrong. I thought it was Red Dogs. Yeah, you did. I did. But Red Tails, I went and saw because they did that shit with the trailer with Bryan Cranston. I was like was Red Dogs. Yeah, you did. I did. But Red Tails, I went and saw it because they did that shit with the trailer with Bryan Cranston.

I was like, no way, Bryan Cranston. I watched the movie and he's in a collective total of five minutes. They did that shit with Godzilla too. He's in it for like what? Exactly 20 minutes. He might be in it for like half an hour though. It's a long ass movie. I don't think he was in it long.

I just remember when- Probably 20 minutes maybe. When his part wrapped, I just remember when- Probably like 20 minutes maybe. When his part wrapped, I just remember being like, oh is that, that can't be the end of him in the movie, right? I thought he was gonna be just one of the plot threads. And technically he is. I was just, I was slightly disappointed by that. I wanted to see Walter White.

He hasn't gotten any like movie roles that sorry I thought I heard that too. Guys there might be an intruder in the office as we record. Scream if something's wrong. I hope I don't hear a scream No, he didn't there's no one there Unless they're hiding more cleverly with a gun building the courage to come in and kill both of us. I Certainly hope that's that's not well. They would need a key to get in True that's a heavy- door. That can't be kicked down I'm telling you. That thing's fucking heavy. No. It spanked me in the

ass before when I'm trying to bring something in it's fucking whoop. I like it because you can close it becomes like a very like that it gets super fucking cold quick if you close all the doors and shit back here. Honestly being back here if we closed all the doors between the entrance door and here and locked them all, we would be fucking safe little boys because these doors are all fucking thick and heavy. And we have our armed guards in the corner. Yeah, yep. No, you don't have to say anything. Yeah, but I think that's the- Pull it out. Just make sure you have it. Just keep your finger on the yeah Thank you. Well, no, don't keep your finger on the trigger. Well, I just had a moment

Notice I want them I want them to be able to right that's how gun accidents happen You got to keep the finger like near the trigger, but you don't put the finger on the tree But then what if what if what if he has just a like a weird moment? Where's at he doesn't get to the trigger in time and there's there's a guy with throwing knives True throw one of those before he can get the shot off his arm is raised. Yeah, exactly about to throw to the trigger in time and there's a guy with throwing knives. True. Throw one of those before he can get the shot off. His arm is raised. Yeah, exactly.

About to throw. It's like pulled back, winded back. The cramp sets in and it's like, ah, I've been straight so long. Yeah. Alright, yeah, you can keep your fingers on the triggers. More prepared. That's not a bad idea. More people should do that.

You know, I think most deaths happen because the person couldn't pull the trigger in time in like a heated confrontation. Yeah. Like in the Wild West days when they're doing like a gun slinger thing. Trigger discipline it actually kills more people than it saves. This whole shit?

Yeah. Versus this whole shit? The open hand like next I Love it so dual so back then in the Wild West like you challenge someone to a duel could you say no? She's like no, I'm not like I'm not doing that stupid bullshit. I Yeah, I mean you could but tip it I I think I I saw a video on point that described duels is like I saw a video on point that described Duelz as like they weren't as at the at the stroke of 12 don't shoot each other whatever they mostly were just

like bickerings that turned into just two people standing apart from each other and just started shooting at each other so there wasn't the like 12 paces and then like they had those but in in terms of like the old west, uh, cause, uh, but in terms of the old west, yeah, it was, uh, it was more just kind of like, fuck you, you took all my money in cards. And that was kind of like a lot of their shootouts, like, uh, some guys playing, playing blackjack over, uh, in a saloon and one of the guys wins and the other guy doesn't think it's fair goes outside and pow pow yeah let's take this outside duals are I think that the judicial system would definitely benefit if they

just brought tools back save some time versus the judge so the judge has to think see if I say this man's guilty I'm gonna have to duel him yeah but if I say this man's guilty, I'm gonna have to duel him. But, if I say he's innocent, I get to live another day. I'm not saying I'm a bad duelist, I'm a judge after all. But when I signed up to be, when I went to law school and became a judge in the first 20 years of my judicial career, this was not a thing. And now it is. So, if I was a bad duelist, you'd be able to see where I'm coming from for not wanting to, you know. If I had signed up knowingly, knowing that I was going to have to do this, then yeah.

So innocent or guilty? Let's take a recess for the day. We're going to recess and we'll come back tomorrow morning. The guy stands up who has the hand cut, like the camera cuts, the guy stands up who has the handcuffs on, there's like literally blood all over like his shirt and stuff. Like scratch marks on his face.

Yeah, we'll have to take a quick recess until tomorrow morning. 8 a.m. everyone. Who's to say what happened? We don't know yet. We literally just had a whole trial. Was he even there? Innocent actually. what happened we don't know yet we literally just had a whole trial was he even there I can't just that innocent actually I mean he said that the scratches came from chickens and that the blood is from when he killed the

chickens to eat I mean were you guys there looking at the jury were you there no so exactly innocent is a judge allowed to uh over overruled a jury I believe so like if it's not there could the judge in the OJ case could he have gone? Actually no, guilty. I don't know if a judge can over a judge has a lot of power I know they have I don't know specifically what the what a judge has a power to do in that case though. I feel like if that was a thing, we would hear about it more, because there'd be a lot of politicized cases

where that would happen. True, but like a judge can, maybe it's with sentencing, the judge has freedom, where if someone's guilty, it's like, oh, I can really fucking swing the hammer down on this person. That's crazy. Or give them a light,

depending on their mood of the day. Because technically couldn't the person be convicted and then the judge just go, go free. No, no jail time. If the judge wanted to. Does the, does the, are there guidelines specific that have to be followed or does the, can the judge just like set a certain bail dependent on like just his feeling. I think dependent on the crime there are minimums for certain things. Like I think certain crimes like murder and certain types of things have like a set minimum

and a set maximum where it's like in this range and the judge has to you know. Abide by that. And pick basically like. But the judge can't just be like no bond There's nothing you don't have to pay anything You know the judge did the like if they felt like if someone were like I? Know these like the innocent until proven guilty, and that's where they're like a lot is like how Because there is a difference between someone who is being held for a certain large amount of money of course and like

between someone who is being held for a certain large amount of money of course and like the evidence brought upon them and then someone who's like you know 5,000 posted bail or some shit. I'm just interested more on like how that system works because it feels like it if it can be as simple as the judge does decide that. Well that's what I'm saying is like if it can be as simple as like a judge's the whole thing of like a judge is In a better mood after lunch than before lunch or whatever the fuck that you have you heard that on setting like a like a bit Like a bond or whatever it is. Yeah, where it's like a judge is just in a better mood after lunch Study show after that into an episode of super mega show at lunch All right, let's sentence so it's like if that

can affect kind of like if that can affect, if that does affect overall, just how things are done. I can imagine just every kind of thing in some... Because you'd think bureaucracy, the point of it, would be to number crunch and to make strict guidelines for things. But then if those can be obfuscated for like, my friend, this is my friend and I'm gonna give him a lighter sentence it's like what are those like where's the push and pull? Right. Like where police departments for example are not a lot of the times put up to the task of reprimanding officers, firing

officers, even convicting officers, you know what I mean? Convictions are always great when an officer does something fucking illegal, but a lot of the times you see that it's like, eh, leave, bye. Here's a paid leave. Have vacation, bye. And actually we're just transferring you

to the next county. Priest gimmick with the churches. Yeah, it was the, that's what they call it too,. Priest gimmick with the churches. Yeah, it was the... That's what they call it too, the priest gimmick. Dude, did you hear Richardson did the priest gimmick? Yep, and they moved him to the other church. Honestly, I've seen videos where someone is being arraigned and their bail or whatever is being set, and they flip off, like they set it.

I saw one where he sets it for this girl, and then he, or the girl then like flips off the judge. She's like, no, come back here! And then changes it to be much higher, and then puts sentences her to like 28 days county jail, something, while she's waiting. But isn't there something to where like if a judge shows too much impartiality,

or too much bias or too much anger towards a client then like the lawyer could argue for maybe not a mistrial but like maybe a mistrial because I remember there's a specific case where there was a um forget his name and it's probably a good thing the guy who like drove his truck into a bunch of people sovereign citizen guy oh yeah that's like a real Brooks Yeah, I feel like that's what Darrell Brooks Yeah, that's what he was trying to do with the judge where it's like I feel like they were just trying to like go the judge

into like Getting so mad that getting so mad that they do things to quote-unquote silence like they did have to kind of Not gag him. Okay, they had to do certain things during the thing, like get it to go along. He had that thing over his face, the vein looking thing, because he wouldn't shut up. And also I think because, that looks like a spit guard.

Like I've seen when they arrest people sometimes, if they're spitting or trying to bite, they'll put these things over their face, and it looks like that. The Darryl Brooks shit, because I watched a lot of the hearing hours of the footage. I remember.

I'm sure you did. Infuriating. It's just, it is one of the most infuriating things. It's just like humans can be so fucking insufferable. Just the worst kind of person imaginable. It's like if- it's like the depths of the worst types of people that I've run into in real life, it's like I- it's almost like these are folktales. Like, people can't be this fucking bad. You're like, people can't be this just like, asinine.

Morally rep, like killing people, like, and then just making a joke of it in the court. You're not smug about it. There's so many cases where it's like, someone kills someone and then, you know, it's kind of like, gets people mad, so it's good content, I'm sure, on TikTok, but then in the courtroom,

those people won't be taken seriously, but like laughing at the victim's family or smiling at the victim's family, winking and all this other shit. That's insane to me when suspects do that. Yeah. When they like, will laugh at the victim's family in court and stuff like someone they're held they know they're fucked so it's like what does it matter well I mean it matters in the sense of

like maybe one day you could be eligible for parole and then when you get reviewed they're gonna look at that and go okay no it's someone who's killing people do you don't do you think they're gonna have that much for thought yeah you're right you're right. You're right. Yeah If someone murdered someone else and it wasn't like a premeditated Yeah, it was a crime of passion, right? If it's a premeditated thing then they're probably not super smart like I see like like you or I Exactly intellectual youtubers. Well, we haven't killed anybody right? Nope, and it's gonna stay that way, right?

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Yes, sir. For the final, the third and final act of Super Mega Show episode 66. Yeah, this is the climax and the falling action, I guess. I mean, it doesn't necessarily have to be the falling action. Well, I mean, that's just what happens after the climax. It's the resolution, it's just like things are wrapping up. I mean, we can still have fun conversation.

There's so many good moments to be had. People wait till even the end of credits. So this isn't the end. conversation there's so many good good moments to be had you know people people people wait to the even the end of credits you know so this isn't the end you know there's sometimes there's fun little credit end credit scenes mid credit scenes so the funds don't the funds only just begun hey dude that's a that's a carpenter song you like the carpenters not talking about Jesus. What other stuff do they do? The carpenters. Why do birds suddenly appear Every time you are near

Just like me They long to be close to you So happy together That's the Turtles The Turtles? Yeah, that's the Turtles Turtle turtle No, no dude

It's very disrespectful when you equate the Turtles to some kind of joke from The Master of Disguise Which is a fantastic movie shot in 2001 Released in 2002 Which I would like to do a Franco sleepover if I'm if I'm being honest I'm sorry. I didn't mean to Trying to make a joke. No, it's alright. I just want to you know they like the turtles are like a legendary band and it's just you know, a lot of old heads will get pissed that you

you went and made made light of light of that comparing them to such a piece of media that's typically seen as dog shit. Dog shit? The turtles? No, the master of disguise. Oh. Is seen as dog shit. The turtles aren't seen as dog shit. You like the master of disguise. I love it.

For some reason. I am a little nervous to watch that one because in my mind I have such positive warm memories and I've told you my experiences with it the first time in theaters and the second time like a decade later right no no I don't think so where each time I watched it it got boring to the point of misery for me oh really so it's boring from whatever maybe you know, maybe I just didn't have a mature enough mind to take in Dana Carvey's

bits. Honestly, I really, uh. Mike Myers stole so much from that man. He did, he really did. Mike Myers, that fucking bastard. He went in and fucking, Austin Powers and the Love Guru especially. Fuck. And the new

one he's in that's even... How have we not seen the love guru for fucking Uncle Sleepover? I don't know man. Pick it. Pick it for one of your movies. Wait, wait, it's still your choice next time, right? This next coming up? It is. It is my choice. But I mean... I'll definitely put that in the little bowl in my head. The little bowl of movie thoughts. If there's a movie that we both think is good, then it's like, oh, well, I can pick the one after that and we can just do, I mean, we can do The Love Guru next. No, no, no, no, no, I like going,

yours mine, yours mine, yours mine. Okay, so you choose the next movie. I don't know what it's gonna be, but I'm sure it's gonna be well, now I'm between much better than superhero movie. I'm sure it's gonna be much better than Super Hero movie. I'm between The Love Guru and, I'm between three choices right now.

The Love Guru, Fat Albert, the one with Kenan. And Bill Cosby. Yeah, Bill Cosby is, well I don't wanna spoil anything. And then Mr. Bean's Holiday, so. Those are the three I'm between right now. They're all really good choices. But somebody was mad a while back that we watch just shitty movies on, they're like, stop watching shitty movies.

Why don't you watch something good? And I'm like, well, the point of the show is shitty movies. We watch- We tried to watch something good. Yeah we did. We tried to watch... We watched the social network and it just... The thing is with good movies it doesn't give you much to commentate. And I'm actually interested in it in terms of like following what's going on because you pick up new things every time watching a... If you watch a good movie you usually pick up something that you like, even if it's something small every time.

So you start to get invested, and Social Network is a movie that you and I both really like. I like it, and we also will like, get invested, and then we just shut up, and we'll like, watch a scene without saying anything. Five minutes straight, we're like, sorry. Just a good scene. That sorkin' dialogue, it's just, you know,

you just gotta shut up and listen to it. It's quick. Armie Hammer, when he plays two of himself? I mean, that's fantastic. It's a fucking good movie. How do you do that, man? I don't know how they do that. So like our eyes couldn't tell?

Hahaha. He was also really fast. He changed clothes. He was... He's switching back and forth. Pfffff. Some fucking Looney Tunes ass shit. I'm seeing double.

Oh, wowsers. I actually, I really do hope they make a sequel to the social network and they've talked about it. And he said he would do it if Sorkin would write it. So I hope Aaron Sorkin is down to write for Mr. Fincher and they make a social network too. Cause dude, I think like the biggest chunk of Facebook's history of like the craziest shit

has happened since that movie came out with like all the data collecting and Cambridge Analytica and the stuff with Congress and Mark Zuckerberg getting a fucking awesome rebrand. That man is fucking dripped out. He knows how to dress. And him smoking some meats. Smoked some meats.

With baby Ray's. Baby Ray's barbecue. If they make a sequel, they have to have him smoking. Hey, I'm smoking some meats. Maybe that's what starts it. It's like, you know those movies that start with camera, cell phone footage type of thing? Yes.

It starts with that. Or it's like, hey, you know, I'm, except it's Jesse Eisenberg. He's like, hey, I'm, I'm smoking some meats. Smoking some meats. I'm smoking some meat. It's a meats and sweet baby race I That would actually I'm not I'm not kidding that would be a fantastic way unironically to start the social network to With the I'm smoking some meats because it shows that he's trying to be relatable and shit

You know honestly and then from that clip it continues the themes from the first movie exactly and then from there it goes from that Cell phone clip to like real life outside of him like on his phone smoking meats trying to like be Relatable and likable and it could be like a really deep scene Oh, yeah like it goes from that cell phone scene and then it cuts to the real life to where he's like trying to make like maybe It goes into like he tries to enter a conversation That he just like he's obviously just not socially just right prepared not prepared, but he's just

People obviously don't really like him or it's just kind of like, yeah, he's he he doesn't know how to talk to people It's more not good at this small talk thing and then when the stream is outsider, right? He ends up alone at the barbecue smoking the meats by himself. Which no one likes smoking meats by themselves. And especially Dale. Dale hates it. And then when the barbecue's over, you really just kinda see him out there by himself

cleaning up and, I mean, he'd probably have servants do it, but you could kinda drive home the loneliness. Or maybe he asks the servants to do it and they try to make conversation with him and he just can't do it because he's too awkward. Honestly, he would have been great for like a Nathan Fielder, the rehearsal type setup to make him more, maybe his rebrand is Nathan Fielder.

He might be directing the, because you know, Mark Zuckerberg nowadays, he has the oversized, you know, hype beast t-shirts. he's got the chains, he's got the the shoes, the rings, the bracelets, he's looking pretty pimped out. He's looking like a straight up pimp and that might be maybe Nathan Fielder trying to help him dress cooler and be more more likeable. What? What? What did you just go off about? Wait, how did we get to this? I'm talking about his, Mark Zuckerberg's rebrand. To Nathan Fielder? Yeah, cause Nathan Fielder, like with the rehearsal and stuff, I could see him helping Zuckerberg try to become like a cooler version of himself.

Pfft. Well, I'm not sure poop flavored ice cream can fix the Zuck. Um, actually, you know what? Fucker bucks. Fucker bucks? You know like Starbucks? Okay, okay. I like that.

There's an idea. Starzucks too works, but fucker bucks is better. I think that something that is so obvious about like the combining ideas. I know I did it once but I'm kind of bringing the idea back combining some older stuff and then at the opening if he doesn't solve a Rubik's Cube in time his pants get pulled down in front of children Mark Zuckerberg's yeah I like that but he doesn't give me any training beforehand he He's combining all of his best episodes.

He has police on standby to arrest him. Honestly, something that... I wanna see Mark Zuckerberg in Jackass. Oh, that would be awesome. All of our tech bro oligarchs, something that rings very true is that money can buy you basically anything, but it cannot buy you style or being funny or

being likable. You can have the most money in the world and still be the most cringe, unfunny, just kind of like sad dude. I mean yeah, just look at Dale. I don't want to get into his net worth on the podcast and I've expressed that. He just owns a steak and BP so I know he owns a steak and BP and I'm going to inherit that once he dies so let's go ahead and just get off the subject and don't keep this

in Luke and hear these balls more like well uh if you look balls and penis for BP you know that's what it stands for? Did you know that? No shit, really. Fun fact. PP stands for balls and penis. No way. Yeah. Goodbye everyone.

Bye. you