supermegashow - The Three Stooges If One Of Them Died | supermegashow - 055

Episode Date: March 26, 2025

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It's Super Mega Show. Were you gonna throw it to me at some point to help with the intro? Well, I was just saying yippee-ki-yay and then I was throwing it to you. Because we were gonna, I thought we were gonna cooperate. We wore the matching outfits and everything. I thought we were gonna kinda be more of like the three stooges if one of them died okay so you're like the two stooges you're right and that was like why am I even wearing this no no come on dude like even you came in here you know begging me to like wear the hat and

everything I feel like okay well now I'm I can't be the only one wearing the hat and you know how much these hats I mean I've been talking I've been texting you about this I'm wearing my Waleed hat What dude are you on Waleed's payroll or something the amount of times you're wearing his clothes? No I'm not on Waleed's payroll at all. Okay for any reason said no well guess what in in the in the air of being a good sport, I'm gonna continue to wear my hat. And everyone's gonna applaud it in the comments. They're gonna go, wow, Matt is really strong and brave for wearing his hat in the face

of adversity when his best friend Ryan took the matching hat he was wearing off and threw it to the ground, even though Matt was really excited to wear those hats on the podcast together. And you look like a damn fool right now, I could tell you that. I think I look pretty good in my Waleed merch. I think that that's your opinion. It's a man that makes great food, is very supportive. Makes great love too.

You just sound jealous. You sound jealous of Waleed. I'm very jealous of Waleed. He has a mustache, I can't... Something tells me if I was wearing a hat that said Matt Watson you'd you'd you'd be fine with it Like if I threw that the the pirate the matching pirate hat to the side as long as this has a mall you'd be fine with It but because it's Waleed specifically Waleed to I've noticed you get a little ornery whenever he's mentioned not horny or ornery

like a like mad like angered or agitated Waleed is I'll be I'll be you know open and honest all right people want more real talk on the podcast here's some real talk Waleed is I'm jealous of him he is good at cooking. He's great at love making and I've heard that from many women. He runs a great diamond mine. He has a fantastic diamond mine. And he sent us pictures. He doesn't let us visit. Well, to be fair, it's in Ethiopia. Yeah. So, I mean, it's kind of hard to visit. But I, that, you I mean it's kind of kind of hard to visit But I that you know, there's a lot of wealth there. So like he he's got you on like popularity wealth looks so I understand there's a lot there to be jealous of I've heard he

He once made a woman have a squirting orgasm 12 times in one sash. Those don't exist. That's just those are myths Well, I thought so too, but according to Waleed is he, he said, here, smell my fingers and I did and it smelled like what I imagine a vagina would smell like. What does it smell like? For those curious. Um, almost like a like canned cat food. Alright. So pretty hot stuff. Alright. So, pretty hot stuff. Haha! Mmm! Mmm-mmm! Mmm! Just open up a wet can of cat food, baby. Get that meow mix up in here, baby.

Hell yeah, why don't people re- Well, I was about to say, why don't people reference a vagina as like cat food? Like wet cat food, come on! Cats seem to love it. Kitty cat? You know? They call it a kitty cat. Like connecting it to like the term Pussy. P-U-S-I. Why, why, why, where did that term come from?

Why is it for a cat and also a woman's V word? What is the etymology of pussy? And where did it come from? So I thought you were doing Professor Snape at first. Potter, Mr. Potter. What is this pussy word to speak of? Potter, you're looking rather c*** this morning. Hate speech, Ryan. Oh, f***, you're right. They'll bleep it out. Dude, that's so stupid we can't say the see you next Tuesday word

on YouTube anymore. Isn't that dumb? Well, some people can say it What Australians Oh voice crack yikes, okay, buddy. We're gonna need to talk about that you You know you've experienced a lot of voice cracks. Yeah, I do what's been going on. I don't know I've been having a ton of voice cracks like a medical emergency. You're like you're like 36 at this point, voice cracking everywhere. Which way and what, you know? Yeah. Have you noticed though in the last couple of months, my voice is just cracking left and right? Maybe I should see it as a beautiful sign as you're still nervous around me. Like the first day we met. That's what it is. God, first day we met.

You could barely tell what I was saying because my voice was cracking so much. I know it's like it from the from the first time we laid we told this story that there's so many times at this point. At least a thousand and one. Yeah the first time we laid eyes in on each other you had a you had porn pulled up on the computer. I did not just any porn. No. What was it? Was it elderly porn? I just remember skin and skin, like a lot of, just skin and skin. That's where my memory, you know. I was paying so much attention to your beautiful blue eyes, I think that says something.

Your eyes could distract from such a carnal and beautiful thing as lovemaking on the internet internet and that is a carnal and beautiful thing a lot of people think that lovemaking is Something that can frivolously, you know Just just be had in a single night and then and then cast aside No here at super mega guys. We want to make sure We want to make sure we're very clear here. Lovemaking is for lovers, okay? It's for two people that love each other, and unfortunately, if you engage in that kind of thing without loving the other person, you will go to hell.

And God has to love them too. They have to be Christian. Yes. That's a stipulation that's like kind of like in fine print but is also like very important. Do you think anyone like does any of you guys in the comments um have any theories on why my voice has been cracking so much? Honestly uh I was recently watching some of our old Markiplier videos like the famous Homer Simpson dough video. Weird because Markiplier's apparently been watching some of our old videos.

I know, which is weird because I genuinely was watching those videos like, I don't know, like two weeks ago. And it actually looks, it looked like I did hit a second puberty between then and now. Like my voice sounds completely different, I look more decrepit, and my my voice sounds completely different, I look more decrepit, and my face shape's completely different. It's nuts. It's crazy how

a 19 year old will look somewhat different as they age. Essentially a decade now. Yeah exactly. Almost a decade. Yeah. That's just weird, isn't it? I must have hit a second puberty Listen to my voice dude. This is the voice of a man who's hit puberty hear it hear the bass in my voice It's it's I mean it's it's in the back It's it's trying to break free and I think the cracks are kind of like think of it as like this This portal where your maturity is trying to break through like a damn barrier and it's like It's like cracking and you start to see the light shining. The light being your maturity. Yeah, just like I open my mouth

and it's like little rays of light. And eventually it's going to crack and burst open and you're going to be like from a cocoon, born a new man. I would love that dude. Humans could just get in cocoons and that's like imagine if I could just crawl up in a cocoon and change outfits. I thought you were going to say like become a different person but just like changing Humans could just get in cocoons and that's like imagine if I could just crawl up in a cocoon and change outfits I thought you were gonna say like become a different person, but just like changing your clothes Yeah, yeah, no that would be sick like you wake up in the morning You jump out of bed you get up in a cocoon for about 10 minutes, and you come out like I'm wearing this Do you get to pick what you wear is it you just come out and it's like just what yeah you feel the vibe

You kind of like meditate on it you go all right Mmm. Nice. I'm feeling cowboy boots and blue jeans today. And then once we all come, like we need, I don't know, I just think it's something maybe our, we throw a lot in our defense budget. I'm just saying we take a little bit from our defense budget, the United States military. Not our personal defense budget.

No, no, no, no, no, that needs to stay in check. But our United States military defense budget, all I'm saying is just squeak out a few billion of that and put it into maybe, I mean, we've tried to figure out about telekinesis and psychics. I'm just saying why not figure out a way where we can make cocoons? Even for sleeping, I just think cocoons are comfortable.

You can make your own bed at any time. You don't have to like, if you're out in the middle of nowhere, no bed to rest your weary head. God, I know you so well. I knew you were gonna say rest your weary head. Well it rhymes. It gets the point across. I guess a sleeping bag is the closest to a to a cocoon. You gotta roll that up and carry with you Yeah, a camping backpack bugs don't have to do that shit. Also, they can just do like they just do it from like a tree branch

Yeah, you know, I can't do my sleeping bag from a tree branch I mean, we're already close to the human cocoon because spider-man exists. That's true. He's somewhere out there I don't we don't live in New York. So we don't hear much news on that on that on that one, unfortunately somewhere out there. We don't live in New York, so we don't hear much news on that one, unfortunately. No, we're out here in Hollywood, baby. So, real-life New York City is a whole world away. We really only keep up with what's going on

out here in the City of Angels. But I think, if for the City of Mindfreaks. That's right, that's right. I don't know, maybe it'll catch on. I am confident it will catch on. The City of Mindfreaks. That's right. That's right. I don't know. Maybe it'll catch on. I am confident it will catch on. The city of Mindfreaks, baby. Even though Chris Angel, you know, is in Vegas, I just think that maybe... Well, they call it the City of Angels because of Chris Angel, right? So I don't think it's too much of a stretch to

also do the City of Mindfreaks. Because he levitated over the Staples Center. He also levitated over the Staples that was on Glendale Boulevard Did you see it? No, dude? He levitated like six feet off the roof of the staples This was like last year, you know, Luke doesn't believe that Chris angel actually performs real magic Oh fuck off. He thinks that it's all what is it? Yeah, exactly. He's an illusionist not a magician shut up dude. He's a magician He does magic you you watch Chris angel mindfreak. Can you tell me that's not magic exactly like the the he has cameras there You know sure they cut you know yeah, but if you make it the cameras would catch that though right like yeah

I could it's not like there's it's not like they set up the cameras at specific angles to make sure that the illusion is Is not? Broken Listen is the show called Chris angel illusionist. Oh, no, what's it called mind free Chris angel mind freak and can an illusionist? Freak your mind. Absolutely not can a magician freak your mind.? Absolutely yes. You know what's funny is like I picture like Jesus if he were to come back people wouldn't take him seriously and he'd probably just go insane and he'd become a Chris angel like figure. There's a potential that

Chris angel himself could in fact be Jesus Christ reincarnate. Well here's the thing in the Bible Jesus says you know he could come back and he could be a homeless person on the street or he could be your brother. It's like you don't know who Jesus could be. Chris Angel makes a lot of sense if I'm being honest. Chris, Christ, Angel, there's angels in heaven. Chris Angel, Chris Chins, like think about it dude and he does magic. Chris Jins like think about it dude and he does magic Does he do Chris? CriSS or is it still chris? Well, it might maybe he's trying to throw people off so it's like CriSS, but let me let me see actually I think it's

Maybe I'm thinking of Chris Jenner Chris no longer Chris. Chris Kardashian. Oh, it's even better. C-R-I-S-S. C-R-I-S-S. I think that's what, is that not what I said at the start? C-R-I-S-S? Yeah, I think so, dude. That's fucking- Psoriasis?

C-R-I-S-S? I don't know. The Psoriasis Angel? What does it mean? What could it mean? We need to go to a dream interpreter. We need to just say, we don't, I just say we don't I mean we don't need to necessarily say that we've had this dream we just need them to interpret what

these things mean so we can just kind of lie and say I had a dream about Chris Angel what's going on and they'll tell us I'm sure we'd love to go to a dream interpreter but just fuck with them. With their name and their appearance, be like, I had a dream about you, and I've never seen or met you before, but you were wearing exactly this same shirt, your name. It was the exact same, and I had this dream about you. And basically, you were captured by ISIS,

and they beheaded you on national television. I like going another direction, and just like like it's near the end of the session. She's like, you know, I actually had a vision It's like oh, yeah. It's like oh, yeah. I see it too. It's like oh, yeah We're the you know We I had we had this session and you were wearing exactly what you were wearing and then for some reason you you You just gave me the session for free No, I'm not seeing For some reason, you just gave me the session for free. No. I'm not seeing that.

No, but like, I'm seeing, like, I, like that's the only reason I'm here. Wait, let me, let me talk to the other side. Okay. I'm not seeing it. Yeah, they said that you think my situa, I saw that you saw my situation was so dire that you gave it to me for free and offered a second session to interpret my dreams.

Because I have so many dreams. Mmm. Let me check my crystal ball real quick. Alright. Can I look at it too? No. Okay. I'm not seeing it in here.

Try blowing on it. Okay. Anything? it. Okay. Anything? Nope. Sorry. Unfortunately, can you shake it? Does it come off the table? No, you do not shake it. You pick it up and drop it and it shatters everywhere. Where you like screams and spirits like like escape from it. Just completely like thinking it's just gonna be like water and stuff. A bunch of spirits like screaming souls. No, no! The souls of the damned!

You've set them free! What a twist that would have been. That would have been. That's a great twist because you know you think that all the psychic stuff is fake. It's a con man. He's trying to get some money. I'm light headed. What? I'm very light headed. Try to get heavy headed. I'm lightheaded what I'm very lightheaded try to get heavy-headed

Is it working yeah, I tried holding your breath a little bit Have you headed yet? No, try drinking some Propel What flavor is that you know you can breathe you can you can you can stop holding your breath. Okay, you're drinking propel. Good. Oh! You know what it was? You made me giggle so hard and I yelled and I probably just got a little too much oxygen in my system. So I just got lightheaded.

You know, I'm not- Fuck oxygen, dude. Fuck oxygen. It's what kills us. It's poisonous, slowly. It kills you over time. Fish know what they're doing. Mm-hmm. I mean, they still breathe oxygen, but it filters through a different type of it's a good different system We're fucking up their environment. Unfortunately, so it is becoming worse for them in general Whatever do they they you know, they can defend and manage for themselves. Yeah, they're smart. We're doing our people stuff, you know I'm not complaining about what the fish are doing, you know, so the fish shouldn't be complaining about what we're doing That's all I'm gonna say about that. Do you think if we were to see like a time-lapse of like earth from?

Not of course its beginning because a lot of it's just like colliding. Oh, yeah being formed But like when it kind of settled down You know, there are several extinction events that happen with asteroids, but if you were to look at it, you would be able to see like, humanity start to like, fester on it, don't you think? Because you'd see the like, if, I don't know, I just like with cities and lights and all that shit. Yeah, you'd start to see like like it's like a mold growing. Now will that now will that just like go on until like it's all just kind of what a

what a parasite typically would do like is it just gonna turn gray and and brown we're gonna rip it of all its resources and die off and then and then out will sprout more more greenery and stuff when it's time or whatever or maybe maybe we'll just actually I don't know if we can kill the when it's time or whatever or maybe maybe we'll just actually I don't know if we can kill the planet it's a pretty big fucking thing well I mean we can kill the planet in terms of like our survivability the life yeah like for us to be able to survive and the planet will always like eventually balance itself back out after we're gone but it'll take forever and uh I don't know like if you were to watch a time-lapse from space of earth you would see like mold growing

you would start to see if a little like lights pop up over time it's funny though because you would only really see that in the last it would just be yeah it was kind of snap and then it's on and then it would grow real quick. And you probably. Maybe a time lapse starting at humans, like bipedal, you'd probably see nothing change until the very last second the lights just turn on. Because humans have been around for some time. Yeah, I guess like at what, because there are certain things you can see from space.

The Great Wall of China. You can see storms. You know? Yeah. So like I'm guessing at what point, like what is the first thing man-made that could be viewed from space? Of course not, this is in a not reality where it's like,

whoa, go fast forward to where we have the technology I'm talking about in general like I'm omni omnipotent. You're in space. There was some on any point. I Know that there was some native People in like I think South America that made these like stone carvings of spiders and stuff that were miles long that you can't see from space Have you seen these? Mile long stone spiders?

Dude, these are actually really fucking cool I think they're called the Nazca lines Let me see, Nazca... I'd say honestly ditch the name More people would... Like that... Who wouldn't go... People come from all parts of the earth to go see a fucking dude look at it 3d triangle

covered in moss and grass isn't that cool I would 100% want to go see a mile-long stone spider Luke throw up the Nazca spider also so there's a bunch of these though not throw up a Nancy the spider. Yes, love a Nancy the Spider. Fantastic book. Oh, you know what's creepy though? Look at this one dude. What is that? What does that look like to you?

An alien. It looks like an alien, right? Luke, put up the Nazca lines that look like an alien. That's huge by the way. The Nazca alien. Well guess what? You know those mummies? Those alien mummies?

Yeah, what happened? Any more news on those? No, they're from Nazca. Oh so, I don't know this kind of looks like one of them and It looks like an ad read though No, but this yes. Okay this one does I was just thinking about Some dark times times beforeMega used Shopify.

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It's a good sandwich. Okay. However, if I want wanna add something to it, like another vegetable or anything. Usually it's fine, it's just kinda like, it's Subway. It's like that's their thing. Yeah, yeah. Pile it on, baby.

The sandwich artists will do as you say. Unless you add more cheese, that will cost extra. Or sometimes certain types of meat. But now it's like any veggies are extra. Is it like 25 cents for this veggie 50 cents for this veggie It's like a dollar seventy five for like one add-on or for like to add on. I don't know I just saw a picture online and people were complaining about subways new change first You've review brah updates us on Chick-fil-a's garbage fries. I can't believe that now we have

Subway going out of their way to To fuck over the middle class. Yeah, the fuck dude Everything's getting more expensive and people are getting more poor while the 1% gets more rich The last thing we need right now is a nation is for subway to be charging more for these beautiful toppings exactly pisses me off What do we do? What do we do? We start a protest. And bomb a subway. No, no, no, no, no.

Okay. No, of course not. I'm just throwing ideas out. No, but it- No? Seem with sticks. Yeah. Throw shit at the wall.

Mm-hmm. Sometimes- At subway? Should we do that? No. Not that either? No, no, no, no. Nothing.

I think maybe like a letter, maybe an email to corporate- Letter with anthrax? No. To the subway headquarters? No, again, maybe just an email. With a virus. That detects when their balls are being shown, it takes a picture of them and then it sends it

to all their friends and family. It doesn't even demand anything. It's just retaliation for what they've done. Imagine a virus that like, it doesn't demand anything. It's not trying to get money or information out of you. It just exists just to like, just to embarrass the person that gets it for nothing, for no reason.

Ah! What was that? Get a call from like his wife. Mark. What the hell are you posting on Facebook? Cheryl, what are you talking about? I just got on my Facebook and I got about 30 messages from our friends that you posted your ball sack on Facebook?

You're sending your balls to your whole friends list or something? You are friends with your nieces and nephews! Why the hell are you sending them that? I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, the local news is getting track of this one. Whoa! Whoa! Local man sends photos of testicles to everyone on his Facebook friend list. Even the news organization, every employee, received an email of this man's balls. In fact, we've got it right here.

Shows it on the news. Uncensored. We warn you, what you are about to see are testicles. I like the bluntness of it. It's not what you're about to see might be disturbing. It's, what you're about to see might be disturbing. It's like, what you're about to see are testicles. I mean, it's straight to the point. It's, you know, it shows the testicles.

Cause disturbing is, when they say what you're about to see might be disturbing, that's open to interpretation, right? That's, that's depending on who's watching. However, if you just say what you're about to see are testicles, everyone's on the same page, right? There's no confusion. No if you just say what you're about to see are testicles, everyone's on the same page. Exactly. There's no confusion.

No. You know exactly what you're getting into. Yeah. Testicles. I don't know if you're getting into testicles. Man, man, I'm into testicles, alright? Not in a gay way. What about them, like the...

I don't know, just forget I said anything. Just cut it out and take it back a few minutes. What do you think of Pickle Rick? Love the dude. He's a pickle. He turned himself into a pickle. What's not to love? Yeah, and he makes a robot of himself and he becomes a pickle robot, Rick, and he slaughters the mice and roaches or something. Yeah, I'll be honest. That always bothered me. The rat components with the pickle, which wasn't my vibe. Oh yeah, it was not like a robot robot.

It was a rat robot. It was like a rat, skeletons, and bone. Yeah, it was like body parts of the rat mixed with the pickle, and I don't know, it freaked me out, and I didn't like it. However, you and I were lucky enough to see that episode of freaking Morty air live for the first time.

Because we were waiting for Game of Thrones to air and that was just on before. We were at Egoraptor Jones' house. Yes. So like you used to go over with a group of people to watch the new episodes of Game of Thrones. I didn't watch Game of Thrones, but I was like the little kid that would just tag along and then play in the other room. You're like

I like to hang out with people I'm a sociable man. I literally would just go play in the other room by myself while you guys watch the show. However that night Rick and Morty was also airing so I was like yeah I could come in here and watch Rick and Morty at least I haven't seen the show. Never seen an episode brand new episode comes on it's Pickle Rick. So the first episode of Rick and Morty, Matt and I had ever seen in our lives was the Pickle Rick episode. As it hit the world for the first time,

so we were watching it along with the world. Historic. And we were in awe and shocked, just as the world was. It was like a War of the Worlds radio broadcast moment, I'm sure. Yeah, honestly the shock was so intense, we... The world stood still. It was the night the world stood still.

Hahaha. And uh... When the Pickle Rick episode of Rick and Morty came on. All I really... Goddamn. What I really remember... Do you remember this too? I just remember after the episode ended, I remember Aaron just going,

Genius. That was genius. Or is he wrong? No, he's not wrong at all Look, we have pickle Rick right here on the on the guest couch. Well People don't know it as the guest couch yet because they I don't even know if they've seen it for themselves Maybe in a picture that we've shown area. We've shown pictures. Yeah But we haven't actually we blame Tucker on this one

Or is it like on this one is this Oh, we fully tasked him with finishing it. There's full, there's like partial blame either way. No, this is Tucker. Because we handed it off to him ages ago and said, we need this finished so we can shoot. Because we tried to pass the blame off on him with the surfer video and while he did have the footage for a little bit of time, you know... What I worry about is maybe using them as a patsy too many times and people stop believing it. Yeah, we need to make sure that we choose our moments carefully. Albeit everything

so far has been true. Yes. We haven't had guests because of Tucker. It's all Tucker's fault. The surfing video took so long because of Tucker. And uh... Now we're shooting a Christopher Nolan f- The Odyssey Okay, let's just honestly What if he was under strict NBA and he was just lying to us about like what he's working on His balls, I'm kidding. Come on, man. Sorry it was like Working on a film like a feature but he can't say that it's a Christopher Nolan,

like Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey. With Tom Holland, John Bernthal, yes, The Odyssey? Yes, Christopher Nolan, The Odyssey, people just arrived on set today, my brother. Today's the first day of shooting. I think so, I mean, Tom Holland showed up, John Bernthal showed up, and some other big name actors

are there. I think Zendaya is a part of it as well. The Bernthal Bears? No, no, no. John Bernthal, aka Shane from The Walking Dead. Got it. Or the guy with the beard and the hair that's kind of sort of aggressive from Wolf of Wall Street.

Wolf of Wall Street, yeah. He lifts weights in his front yard. Or the Punisher. I don front yard. Or the Punisher? I don't know him as the Punisher. He is a good, he has a good look for the Punisher though, I will say. He's also in The Bear apparently, where I haven't seen. I have not seen him in, I've seen the first season of The Bear and I have not seen him in it. Well he's in it apparently. I like The Bear, I like Jeremy Allen White, because I've watched shameless. What about Jeremy Allen Black? Jeremy Allen Black? I don't want to get into that. Okay. But Shameless is a really good show and he is one of the main characters of that and beautiful. William H. Macy and... Love William H. Macy.

I saw him with my own two brown eyes. Yeah, where'd you see him? The uh, it doesn't exist anymore, but the Arclight Theater. God damn it. Early episodes of Super MegaCast, we'd always sing the praises of the Arclight, and now what happened? It's closed. It's dead. It's gone, thanks to, I mean, COVID sure was the nail in the coffin, but I think it was struggling even before then. Yeah, I mean, honestly, I feel like it's kind of hard in this day and age to operate a really big expensive movie theater in Hollywood I feel like you just don't make enough in Like rents too damn high honestly that building was crazy. Yeah, we went and saw a premiere of righteous gemstones not righteous gemstones

Uncut gems I I was in the theater seeing uncut gems. I was at the Arc light Seeing Midsummer Why do I have a memory of the earthquake and then they evacuated the movie theater and I saw you no I imagine that yeah You're imagining that that's something new that you've just talked that I've that I'm hearing now for the first time Okay, wrong simulation math. Yeah, I think I'm remembering that a different timeline a memory stick from another world however That was that was pretty nuts that earthquake. I evacuated my theater. Well, you were in the lobby You said when it hit yeah

Yeah I was because I was buying Toy Story 4 tickets and I went over to the little touch screen to buy the tickets and it hit right as I was walking up and looking at the touch screen and I couldn't tell what, I felt like I had vertigo. Was that like a chandelier? Yeah, but it felt like something felt off,

like I had vertigo and I couldn't tell. I was like, what the, why does it feel like things are moving? And then couldn't tell. I was like, what the, why does it feel like things are moving? And then I looked up and I was like, oh shit, it's an earthquake. And the chandelier was swinging and I saw people running out the front doors and then I bought my Toy Story tickets and then I had to wait outside.

See when it hit, I remember I was in the theater and I've said this and I've told this story before, but I was in the theater and I thought that like, at first I was like, oh, the score, cause it was like a, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I was like, oh, people are, for some reason, like I felt the vibration

and I thought that to the beginning of the movie, like midsummer, and if for those who've seen it, it's not like an exciting opening, it's kind of, you know, fucked. But like I thought people in my head were like, yeah, like stomping their feet. Yeah, and I was like, damn, people are, It's kind of you know fucked but like I thought people in my head were like Yeah stomping their feet I was like damn people are then I looked around and my brain like click cuz like no one was stomping

I was like no one's doing anything then I saw other people looking confused right there was like earthquake And we were in the theater that was below the ground floor. Did someone yell it like that? No, I was Everyone just kind of went. That's always what happens when there's an earthquake. People just go. And then someone's looking for someone else to move and then when they see someone else go to move the exit they're like oh okay okay. Yeah yeah. Like lemmings. I always, my earthquake mode is like I'll be at home and for some reason earthquakes always tend to happen in the middle of the night or maybe that's just that's when I notice

them because it's the most still why you hanging your microphone like a damn fishing line twisty and whatever your mind it feels nice to like dude get rid of that just hang it and then I'll finish my earthquake yeah we're spinning the mic we're getting it untangled yes it does it wants to come unwound isn't that fun Wow that dude that works great now we have we don't have tangled microphone cables nope and it was fun to watch like Bay Blades but with my was um however earth my earthquake thing is like I'll be in bed or I'll be just chilling, you know, making myself a Pop-Tart in the kitchen

at 2.30 in the morning, and then the second I start to notice something, I like freeze fully to like detect if it is an earthquake, I'm like. And then my first thing, if I'm unsure, is I'll go on Twitter, and then just search earthquake and go to latest and you'll see a barrage of tweets like, oh my god, the earthquake in Glendale! What woke me up?

Anyone else feel that? Yeah, I felt some pretty big ones. Yeah, you have. I felt some pretty big earthquakes in my day. What's really cool to me is how you can you can hear it like right before you feel it sometimes. You can kind of hear the... you can like hear it's like a very deep rumble. Yeah. Like a bass, like a subwoofer. Something's going on. The earth is shaking. I feel the earth move under my feet. I found a town ball and down, a town ball and down.

JT? Yep. It's not, it's a black woman. But I'm in the- I'm laughing at the fact that it's a black woman. I'm laughing at JT, I don't know. You know, it's funny that I accredited it to JT. Now who's, Justin Timberlake.

Are you talking about a former employee, JT? No, no, no, no, I'm talking about Justin Timberlake, but I think he wants to remain cool within the new kind of crisis. JT is kind of what he's marketing. Us being entertainers as well, I only find it to be somewhat respectful to at least acknowledge what he wants to be called.

Yeah absolutely. JT. JT I'm not gonna call the man by any other name and actually I really regret saying his name earlier. I don't want yo JT if you're watching or listening he's more of an audio listener I just want to apologize for saying the full name earlier I meant no. And if you want to talk about it, feel free to give me a call anytime. We can talk about it, I'm open to it. What was that thing he apparently said when like, was he arrested or something for a DUI before a concert?

He's like, the fans are gonna be so let down. I don't know about him saying anything, but I know that he was arrested before a concert. Hold up. And then I know that he I know that he was arrested before a concert hold up and then I know that he then came out on stage shortly after and he looked he looked like he had been through the the jail system Justin said under his breath this is gonna ruin the tour the cop replied what tour Justin said the world tour is that where the meme comes from? Yeah. This is gonna ruin the tour?

Yeah. Ah, this is gonna ruin the tour. What tour? The world tour. You can picture him saying that. If they make a JT biopic, that's gonna be like the end of the trailer. You know? After it shows the logo and title for the movie, it's gonna be like...

Cut to producers and all that, yeah. This is gonna ruin the tour. What tour? The world tour. And then it shows like the date that it comes out. Michael Jackson. He's the modern-day Jackson of Michael. You know I actually I remember back in 20 I I wanna say 2014, they dropped a post-humous Michael Jackson track, which is one of the best Michael Jackson tracks in my opinion. Love Never Felt So Good.

Love never felt so good. And JT's on it, right? They made a version with JT. And the JT version is I gotta say it's fantastic Okay, and there's a part where he breaks it down and he's like Michael show him how you move and uh, it's really it's a great song but I remember I would watch the YouTube video like the lyric video and I was going through the comments and someone pointed out they were like

You know Michael Jackson was the king of pop and now he's handed his crown down to next in line, the prince of pop, JT. Oh, not Chris Brown unfortunately. The prince of pop. JT pulled a little coup d'etat on CB, but then after that I remember like inspirationally thinking to myself like he's gone from the prince to the king now. He's the new king of pop. I like held

that with me. And would you say that he is the current Prince of Pop? No. Who is the Prince of Pop? Here's the thing, Justin, I mean JT, I really like his music. I think he's a great performer. I think he makes great music and I love his collabs with the Lonely Island and his acting in the social network All right, and that other movie However, I don't hear him release. What was it in time the one where he's like a dad or something alpha dogs, is that what it is Something like that. There's that one. But you what about In Time with Amanda Seyfried? I have not seen it. How about Mamma Mia with Amanda Seyfried?

Oh, I've seen that. Mamma Mia 2 with Amanda Seyfried? I've seen that as well. Ted 2 with Amanda Seyfried? Have not seen Ted 2. Dear John with Amanda Seyfried? I've not seen Dear John, but they shot it in Charleston. Mean Girls with Amanda Seyfried?

I've seen it. Yes, I've seen it. Okay for the first time semi recently. All right However, Jennifer's body with Amanda Seyfried have seen that it's been a long time though. Okay, just making sure I just had to make sure I had to cover all my bases There's probably also some smaller roles letters to Juliet with Amanda Seyfried No, okay. I'm sorry She's great in Mamma Mia 100% as an Abba head? Can't get enough of that movie. I've been waiting on you since I don't know when.

Mm ba ba ba ba. Bum bum bum bum bum. There's that really awesome, I'm bad with names of course, but there's a really good cover of the Mamma Mia song about the guy who was gonna take his, like the story behind it, he was gonna take his girlfriend to Japan, then she cheated on him or something.

This could all be bullshit, this is what I heard from the internet. But like she cheated on him, so he decided to use her ticket to take his dad to Japan, and he filmed like a music video where he's just standing in like, he's standing in a creek or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yes, I've seen that. That's a great, it's a great cover. He's like, he's like, I traveled 5,000 miles to record this ABBA cover. I love ABBA. Hold on, let me just finish this thought. I don't think Justin Timberlake is the new king of pop because when's the last time he released a very well known banger besides Mears? And the person that's staring back at me Like that's the thing who's like I think like a lot of the major artists that I can think of right now Like it's very like kind of female led like the female popularity. No

Not like not Sabrina carpenter Sabrina carpenter Chapel Rome, Dochi Didn't didn't Beyonce win for that Cowboy Carter? That's a cool album cover, I will say, for Mrs. Yancey. I'm trying to think of, who's a popular like- Livia Rodrigo. Like right now, who's like a big male artist, I'm trying to think.

That's not just like a- Drake. Jay-Z or, I'm talking like new. Like someone who just kind of entered the scene at least a past decade Benson Boone, he's pretty big. What does he do? I don't know. I've never heard one of his songs however, I did see a video of him performing at the At the Grammys and I was blown away because he has very energetic performance and then in the middle of it He just does a fucking backflip. He's like running forward does a backflip lands. It keeps singing really impressive shit, but in terms of like male

Pop stars just a moment. Bieber's just not what he you know Harry Styles released some like popular songs in recent years. I'm trying to think of someone that's new though You know like someone that has come up in the last decade. Because that's even 2015. There's one we moved out here. Man I always love a little J. Cole. I guess like, yeah, of course I do feel like still like male artists like are more are more They're more shown like in the hip-hop category. Yeah, it's cuz women they don't have what it takes. Well, dochi

Mm-hmm. Okay. Sorry. It's just a fact but like like a male pop star That's you know what? I mean like a like a modern-day. Yeah, Justin Bieber Justin Timberlake's you know what I mean like a like a modern-day Justin Bieber Justin Timberlake cuz you know I'm not trying to like you know how come you're not mentioning the biggest male artist of this year essentially Kendrick Lamar and that's just because he's not like a up-and-coming or like new star he's been around for a long ass time I was listening to Kendrick Lamar over a decade ago. Yeah, I was in high school when I was listening to Kendrick Lamar. I'm looking up right now male pop stars 2024.

Let's see. I guess Drake counts as a pop star. I'm kidding. Knock that shit off, man. I'm sorry. It's just saying, in 22.04 includes Harry Styles, Shawn Mendes, Ed Sheeran, Usher, Justin Bieber, Lil Nas X, and Nick Jonas. I'm not vibing with this list. Yeah, because when you look at it, Olivia Rodrigo, Sabrina Carpenter,

Chappell Rhone, currently also like Dochi, there's also like a bunch of other like there There's so much star power and they have a lot of like Colton Not cultural impact, but they have a lot of attention a lot of attention is on them Morgan Wallen That's someone that's a name. I see a lot. I've never listened to his music though He does country though, right? He has that song that's like come and take it or something. I think maybe I'm confusing him. Maybe Ilish has been around longer than a decade, right? Post Malone. Let's see, this is a Reddit post on rslashpopheads from four years ago. Four years ago, who was the best male vocalist today? The person who made the post said their opinion is Brendan Urie and Bruno Mars

Brendan Urie has a wonderful voice and I always love listening to his vocals because he has a very smooth kind of a e-boy flair to him Huh? No, no, the nine in the afternoon Oh panic at the Disco. Yeah.

I remember I watched that music video at like 6.30 in the morning, when MTV used to show music videos still. They would do a lot of them in the morning because there was no popular shows on at that time. So they would just do music videos like they used to. And I remember I was getting ready to go to school and that came on and I was like, this song is so good.

Nine in the afternoon Your eyes are as size as the moon Good cause you can't so you do Just the way that you do when it's not in the afternoon Yeah, we got it. Yeah That's a good song I put it on my iPod shuffle. It's great. And I was shuffling my little feet to it. By the way, ad.

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This was the era of the iPhone. The screenless? Yeah, this is back when it was just a square. Oh, that was not the Nano. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This was just, it was a square. It was a clip. Yeah, it had a clip on the back. I had like a, it was like a light green one. And it was like the size of a, I don't know, like a quarter.

They did eventually update the shuffle around the same size as what it was where it was just a screen. Yeah, they did., which that's cool. Whatever. Honestly, I miss the iPod. I wish the iPod. You can buy those. They still, I think. They don't make new ones, but you can still buy them online.

And I actually recently was on eBay looking at different older iPods because I was thinking like, ah, man, it'd be so cool to just have an iPod that I'd load up with all my favorite songs. But I have one either here or back home, the one with the circular dial and all that. I have one, because I remember, we existed at a time where they were starting to go off of popularity, where we could buy one for kicks because it started to become cheaper

when the iPod Touch and all that started to go around. So that's when I got my own, because I never had a full-fledged iPod touch and all that started to go around. So that's when I got my own like, cause I never had a full fledged iPod like you. I had the gopher trusted Apple and I was... What do you mean? What do you mean? Are you over Microsoft? Do you trust it? I just...

I really liked Apple back then. You were a fanboy. I was an Apple fanboy, so I didn't want anything that wasn't Apple. I'm like the iPod superior. My friend had a Zune and I remember looking through all the stuff on the Zune and I was like, this is way better. I didn't it to admit to myself, but I never got one However, I think a Zune in 2025 would be kind of dope, you know, the problem is it's just like On my phone I also can just access all the same music right there

I know where music where iPod made so much sense back in the day, because you have, what, CDs? It was replacing CDs in, I guess some people still maybe listen to cassettes to some extent. Yeah, cassette CDs. Or just MP3 files, like on your computer. And now it's like, oh, I can put my music in my pocket. I can hook it up to the car with an auxiliary cable or no with at the time

They had one of those things where it would put you it was like a auxiliary cable that was hooked up to a fake tape Did you ever have that yes? I didn't have it in the cassette player, but out of it came the auxiliary cord I don't even know how the fuck that shit works my friend had one one. It's the cassette tape that has the... How to go from analog to digital cable. Yeah, that was cool. But what I really missed was like the iPod, the iPod Shuffle first of all, the old generation where it's a square. Awesome, I love that.

I wanted to buy one recently just for shits and giggles because they're not very expensive on eBay. But they're like, the max you can get is like two gigs, which is not a lot of songs. And I remember I just loaded up my, my dad and my sister's shared iTunes library. I just put it on there, so that got me into a lot of music. That's how I found out about Say Anything,

because my sister had it on her iTunes, so I'd listen to Is a Real Boy on the bus to school. Arguably their best album. It's probably I think people would argue between that and the self-titled album. Mm-hmm. They were still touring and stuff. Yeah but a lot of I think there was their like newer stuff wasn't great. I did hear someone say that maybe their most recent thing is kind of like Harkening back to their old sound but also I thought the complaint was that he's relying too much on that sound to where it It's just kind of like it doesn't feel

That's the problem with having a bit like a fan base is because Half of them will have this opinion half have the other so then it's it's like, people are saying this, but people are also saying this, what do I do? Just do you. Like the surfs up quote, I just do me, or whatever he says. He does himself and surfs up? Sure. Jacks his little way for penguin penis.

He surfs up and then does his, do penguins have little penii? I think they have cloaca. Well, they're a bird, right? Do penguins have penises? Birds have little... How do birds... A male bird has a penis and then a male... Or do the male birds also have cloacas? I don't think cloaca is agender, you know? Do they just have... Like birds have cloaca... Like all birds have cloacas? I love that book it's

by the guy that made all dogs go to heaven great movie um let me see dude bird penis let's look up a bird penis I mean I've never when I've made a turkey or a chicken I've never had to remove the penis well ducks have penises because ducks have the corkscrew penis. So do platypi, right? I mean, it looks like... How about this, dude? Okay, that's obviously... The body of a bird with the head of a penis. Literally the head of a penis. This is pretty cool actually, Luke. I want the viewers to see this so maybe people can buy this on Etsy if they want.

And maybe they can mail it to us because this is fucking awesome Blur it for the tube, but dude look they even have squirrels and shit Sorry, I just found an Etsy artist that uh Creates animals with the body of the animal and then the head is like just a very realistic penis the squirrel. Oh my god There's a bird This is sick. Who is this? I gotta shout this artist out dickhead squirrel holding his nuts It's by um Newman Prince. I'm gonna star this seller

Or no, it's a star seller. I'm going to add this to my favorites But birds have penises, right favorites but birds have penises right huh birds have penises right cuz ducks have them I would assume so oh no most birds do not have penises instead male and female birds both have a cloaca or vent what which is a single opening for passing urine feces eggs, eggs, and sperm. Wait, so male and female birds have the same genitalia? Looks like it. I'm guessing the only difference is the inside then?

Yeah. Like, cause one has- One produces the sperm, one produces the eggs? Damn, that's nuts. What about birds with their, sorry, the ducks with their, ducks not birds, or ducks ducks? Ducks, I mean- Birds are separate from ducks? A duck is a bird. That's what I thought, I thought a duck was a ducks ducks are separate from ducks a duck is a bird

That's what I thought I thought a duck was a type of bird. Why does a duck have a penis? Why does a duck have a penis? It's got that corkscrew thing so does a what does it doesn't a kid not have the the two penises Right, like they have the spiky two penis thing going on the bicoch Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, ducks do have cloacas, but also male ducks have a penis. The corkscrew penis that you were mentioning before.

It's pretty cool stuff, man. Up to 20 centimeters tucked inside their bodies. Does it like come out? During sex, male ducks extend or avert their phalluses inside the female Take note. Hey remember yet from the last episode Dude, we still have this tape measure here. I want to see how long a 20 centimeter penis is Just really not at centimeters?

Dude, this doesn't have centimeters. Can you look up 20 centimeters to inches so I can show the audience how large a duck's penis truly is? 7.874 inches. That's bigger than my penis. What the hell? So 7.84 dude? That's like, that's like that. Right? Dude, that's than my penis. What the hell? So... 7.84, dude? That's like...

That's like that. Right? Dude, that's a long penis! For a duck? And it's- and it's probably as thin as this, and it goes- But a duck is not much bigger than this. So it's like- like, if you saw an x-ray of a duck, is it just gonna have like a- just a huge cock going up to its head? Let's see. What the hell? That's bigger than my penis, dude.

Duck penis x-ray. That's bigger than my penis dude. Duck penis x-ray. That's bigger than most penises I think. And ducks are out here just fucking rocking those hogs? God damn. I know for a fact it's bigger than Luke's penis. Sorry I'm not a... I just saw x-rays of like humans and I'm seeing their penises. Through the x-ray? Yeah. I didn't know you could see a penis on an x-ray. Mm-hmm. I like how it's like through the side and you can see the balls.

I've never, I didn't know you could see that. It's on r slash interesting as fuck. This is what our genitals look like on an x-ray. Hold up. They x-rayed my abdomen a couple years ago. And like they have to put a little thing over you right? No? Do you think that the nurses,

they were giggling and shit in the back. Do you think they were looking at my cock and balls? Yeah, your cock and three balls, yes. And they were probably giggling at the third testicle because it is smaller than the other two and quite noticeably so. Or maybe they were Like aroused, but they're like wow

Sure, and that's what they're giggling about they're like I'd like to take him out to for a dip for a dinner and a suckin fuck I'm sure yeah, I'm sure that's what most women are thinking when they lay eyes upon you I mean, that's I can only imagine especially with those beautiful blue eyes of yours. I know Yeah, my corkscrew penis on my three balls. Yeah, you fingering the nose of a pickle rig not fingering it, dude I'm I'm toying with it. You're flicking it about which way in that I'd say I'm twisting and flicking Like it's a bop it or an erect twist it flick it Good bop it twist it those that shit's hard dude. My sister had a bop it growing up and I would

bop it. I wouldn't get very far ever. It's a hard game. It goes too fast. Then you get frustrated because you're like how am I not fast enough? You know at this age you're only going to be worse at bop it than you were when you were younger so you're going to be probably twice as bad. Oh yeah my reflexes only go down as I get older. When you're a kid, your brain, you're like a genius when you're a kid. You could pick up another language like that. Your brain is so malleable. Yeah.

It's like, you can just, you can absorb knowledge at that age where as a big grown man like you and I, our brains are kind of, it's like they've got a protective coating that kind of... Coating? Yes. like you and I, our brains are kind of, it's like they've got a protective coating that kind of. Coating? Yes, it's got protective coating that kind of reflects a lot of knowledge. Some of it gets through, but unlike a kid's brain is like a sponge.

Yeah. It's like soaking up knowledge. And that's why it's easy for parents to teach their kids stuff like prejudice and racism. And it sticks at such a young age. And in fact, here is a list of people who as kids were taught to be racist and prejudice and still are. Yeah, we're calling you guys out.

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I stuck it through. I wore it the whole episode. You did and you look great with a hat on, especially when it's cocked to the side and not just straight on. Thanks. I did that on purpose, you know, trying to kind of... Yeah, it's kind of like a tilting the, like an old western cap. Yeah.

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