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Episode Date: November 25, 2024

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Starting point is 00:03:41 What SuperMega isn't good for? Absolutely nothing. What super mega isn't good for? Yeah. Absolutely nothing. Yeah, so you got the song now. Yeah, yeah. I thought you were saying super mega was good for nothing. What it isn't good for? Absolutely nothing.
Starting point is 00:04:04 You know, it's true though, war. What is it good for? Nothing. absolutely nothing. You know? You know, it's true though, war. What is it good for? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. What is it good for? Good for absolutely nothing! And you know, what's not good for absolutely nothing
Starting point is 00:04:16 is this incredible podcast that you all have voluntarily tuned into or maybe a- A friend put it on on a road trip and you're having to listen to this. I would think that's probably of the rare instances since I'm scared of my, like, for myself, I already have a lot of, I get self-conscious putting music on for other people, like my music.
Starting point is 00:04:44 Right. So I couldn't imagine trying to just nonchalantly throw on a podcast for everyone in your car to listen to. But it's your car, it's your rules, and hopefully whoever's car it is, you're putting your foot down and you're blasting the super mega show to your friends.
Starting point is 00:05:00 I will say nothing is more uncomfortable and simultaneously disappointing than when you're telling a friend, like, oh, I gotta show you this video clip. Or like, I gotta, there's these guys, this podcast is so funny. Watch this. You show it and they're just either watching it and not really reacting. Or they're not really paying attention. See?
Starting point is 00:05:22 No, yeah, see? Right there? You were talking to me but but you didn't see, hold on one second, you were talking. There we go. So like that, yeah. So maybe some of you, this is your first time ever listening to us, and maybe that's the vibe
Starting point is 00:05:38 you're getting, and you're just trying to be polite to your friend, and your friend is sitting there awkwardly driving right now. See, aren't they funny? They're making reference to how uncomfortable it is for you. This is actually the perfect episode that I made force you to listen to. See, these guys get it.
Starting point is 00:05:52 These guys know exactly what they're talking about, right? They're not out of touch millionaires. They're in touch millionaires. Exactly. People don't get that joke. We're not millionaires. We in touch millionaires exactly people don't get that joke we're not millionaires we're billionaires trillionaires actually the first to ever do it I lose sometimes I lose count after the sixth zero you know 100% I think what we're close to 22 zeros now. Ooh, oh shit, damn. What number would that be?
Starting point is 00:06:26 Quint, quint, quint-octillion. Quint, here, I'll tell you what it is. Every single breath you take, every move you make, I'll be watching you. No, but every breath you take, there's the amount of atoms that go and back out is equal to two point five times ten to the 22 which means 22 zeros that's a lot of fucking atoms just in one breath that didn't interrupt the flow of conversation I don't think right
Starting point is 00:06:59 no that seemed pretty natural I was trying to have Matthew science hour but it's always Matthew science hour it it's always Matthew science hour. It's not always Matthew science hour You try to make it Matthew science hour you you rip it from me you have my Matthew science hour Left your own devices you end up trying to make a bomb in your backyard with a I wasn't trying to make a battery It's it was a it's an explosive. It was a display an explosive device Would you refer to fireworks as an explosive device? Yes, they are explosive. It is an explosive device and many people accrue injuries
Starting point is 00:07:32 from working and dealing with fireworks each year. But would you be talking down in the same tone to someone that's playing with fireworks? No, because those fireworks are pre-packaged and designed to do that specific thing. The battery was pre-packaged. It wasn't designed to become an explosive in your, but I think we talked about this in a,
Starting point is 00:07:50 we talked about this in a, Was it in a mini show? In a mini show, so. All the patrons, all the wonderful patrons that support us got to hear it, but long story short, not to get into it, a while ago, Matt took a lithium battery, got a Tupperware, filled it with water.
Starting point is 00:08:09 No, no, you're already completely off. I don't think it makes it much better for you, but continue. It absolutely does. So here's the thing. Nile Red. Chemistry YouTube. And how old were you when this happened? This was at least three years ago. Okay, so you were 18. Yes, I wish.
Starting point is 00:08:30 I know. Basically, I saw a video where NileRed, he makes YouTube shorts, he's a wonderful fellow, but he does videos where he's like, so if you open a lithium battery, it's actually pretty neat. And he shows what happens if you open a lithium battery, it's actually pretty neat. And he shows what happens. If you open it, there's lithium foil inside.
Starting point is 00:08:49 And if you put that foil in water, it goes boom. It goes boom! And I remember seeing that video, and I was like, damn, I wanna try this. So Luke was over at my house, some other friends were over, and I was like, hey, you guys wanna see something cool? And Luke's just kinda like, okay, you know, so I get a battery and cutting it open is not easy.
Starting point is 00:09:11 As Nile Redd states in the video, he says, getting it open is a bit of a pain. It took me about 20 minutes to get the battery open. And I open it up and a bunch of like juice and stuff spills out. And I'm like, wait a second. It wasn't a lithium battery I had to go buy lithium ion batteries open another one. You unwrapped the wrong battery. Yeah instead of instead of lithium foil this was just toxic you know acids and stuff. Useless to you to make a to make a bomb. Exactly well maybe just on its own. So I get the other one open
Starting point is 00:09:45 after about 20 minutes of cutting and I get the lithium foil that's inside. And let me tell you, it's pretty neat. It's, you unroll it and it's like aluminum foil, but it's lithium. Once that touches moisture, boom baby. Like a beautiful firework. The magic happens.
Starting point is 00:10:04 Yeah, it's like a magic trick. By magic we mean an explosive device is created explosions are magic technically think about it like if you showed that to a caveman they're gonna think it's magic it doesn't blow their face off you hand them the Tupperware container check this out it's the classic cartoon with the black so it's like so it and the hair spiked up. Basically though. Dude, honestly, I couldn't picture a better, more entertaining group of people to prank if we became time travelers than Neanderthals.
Starting point is 00:10:34 Oh my God, dude. Just going fuck with them every now and then. Just going like, you could pull the greatest, even something simple like silly string. We could have them hooting and screeching and running around in circles freaking out well Imagine like freaking them out by like going through extensive prosthetics makeup like prosthetic makeup and like becoming monsters or something Oh my god, well honestly they live they live with monsters every day, so maybe it's just like another monster That's true. Saber twos and cave bears and shit. Those are like terrifying. Sharks, alligator, those were all around.
Starting point is 00:11:05 Cockroaches. They were big though too. Well not during that time period but- They were like that big right? Not back- not when Neanderthals existed. Things were big when there was a pachilion more oxygen on earth. And then the oxygen went pfft. And then Neanderthals came around. Yeah but still- yeah but I things. I feel like they were bigger still. I still think so too because even with recorded human history, humans have become taller. We used to be a lot shorter as a species. Species, thank you.
Starting point is 00:11:35 Sorry. I didn't wanna call you out on that one, but. Well, I guess it also depends on your race. What, the way you say species? No, the other thing that, the actual conversation we were having. No, sorry. But I guess back to it, I get this lithium foil out, try to explode it. I guess I did something wrong, didn't work.
Starting point is 00:12:00 So I try one more time and I kind kinda crushed the battery this time by accident, and I hear this kinda like ffff, like hiss sound, I'm like what the hell? And all of a sudden this putrid smell. Sounds like a snake. Yeah. Like there might be a snake in your boot. Potentially, but I think what actually was occurring might be a little more dangerous than a snake in a boot
Starting point is 00:12:22 because I, see I'm not a chemist I don't understand the inner workings of chemistry so which is why it was so cool that I was doing a chemistry experiment in my kitchen with people in my living room and without telling them what you were doing no well I told them I was doing something cool and The battery starts like emitting this putrid smell and like when I say putrid smell it's like it was It's one of those smells where it's like a chemical smell that the second you smell it, you know It's not something you're supposed to breathe in you know
Starting point is 00:13:01 That is bad and it spreads so fast that the people in the living room go, what the fuck is that? And then that got me a little like, uh-oh. And it's continuing to hiss at this point. It's, you're thinking something might happen. Something might happen. And so I grabbed the battery and all of a sudden I'm like, fuck, it's really hot.
Starting point is 00:13:20 Why is the battery hot? And it only gets hotter and hotter and hotter. And I'm like, fuck, okay, it's heating up now. You're lucky it didn't have any gamma radiation around. Dude, if it had gamma rays, that would have been done for. Turned into the Incredible Hulk. That's watch batteries. Not to be a callback from a past episode.
Starting point is 00:13:35 No. But these batteries don't have gamma rays. That's just the little watch ones. But basically I started freaking out. Didn't know what to do. I was afraid it might explode at any moment and blow my fingers off and blind me. And that would just be very embarrassing
Starting point is 00:13:51 in front of my guests. So I quickly put it into a stove top pot and I took off down the steps with it and I was like, I'll be right back. They didn't know what was going on. They're like, where are you going? And I just, whoop. I went outside, it's nighttime, I have this pot.
Starting point is 00:14:09 I am jogging down the street at full force. This battery is hissing. And I just, whoop, tossed it in the middle of the road and ran back inside and that was the end of it. So I don't know if it, but honestly for the next hour, actually the rest of the night. There's a lithium battery down the middle of the road. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:29 And I was listening out. I was actually very paranoid, because I'm listening, like what if all of a sudden I hear like, pfff, like a huge bang. So I was just kind of sitting there like, everyone laid into me when I got back inside. For making an explosive I didn't make the explosive Ryan explosive are you like one of the only
Starting point is 00:14:49 people I see where like you'll see a video of someone creating an explosive they're like I can make that in my kitchen and that's what makes that's what makes a friendship with you so beautiful you don't know whether you know you're gonna find him in the living room playing Binding of Isaac or in the kitchen creating a homemade explosive with a lithium battery. The options are endless. And I suggest everyone go watch Niall Redd's video
Starting point is 00:15:15 of the lithium battery thing because also I had underestimated how large the explosion was. It's a big explosion. From what I had remembered it was kinda like a firecracker and then when I went back and watched I was like oh okay so. Not like a pipe bomb. About like a half of a pipe bomb maybe. Not even half a pipe bomb but.
Starting point is 00:15:36 Maybe like a third of a pipe bomb. Yeah maybe like a third of a pipe bomb yeah like the type like pressure cooker like not like Boston Marathon pipe bomb, but maybe like your first attempt at a pipe bomb that you blow up in the woods. Which great casting for getting one of the Wolf Brothers as one of the terrorists. He's very hot.
Starting point is 00:15:55 He's very hot, just like the terrorists. Well if you remember during that time, there was a huge wave of kind of like, it was like Beatlemania, but for a terrorist. For a guy that had just like blown up a marathon. Same thing with Hassan. Bwahahahaha! Oh!
Starting point is 00:16:12 Oh! Stop. Sorry, it just, if we mention, if we mention any sort of, like, I don't know, maybe it'll get clipped. Maybe it'll get clipped. We'll get someone upset with us because they think that we're lying on their name
Starting point is 00:16:26 Yeah, wait wait Hassan isn't that isn't that isn't that the guy who? Said he was he was gonna create another 9-eleven if he want it or something I think he said from he could do it from the comfort of a six billion dollar mansion He could he could do another 9-eleven He could do two of them actually at once. Isn't that the guy that Hassan, he's the streamer guy that funds wars in the Middle East? Yes, he does. He funds wars in the Middle East. I think that's him. Right, that's him. I think, I'm if my memory is correct is probably right Isn't that the guy that is the guy right that funds wars in the Middle East?
Starting point is 00:17:14 He's also he is he is a member of like several designated terrorist organizations correct isn't that the guy that's a part of the the the lizard Tribunal in the government And I just see I can just see then it's just this this clip pauses pulls out And it's on a Hassan stream and he goes aren't these the guys that yeah Well Hassan you should know considering you were on our last podcast show not the last episode the last show and I sent him a I texted him a jump-scare link And I sent him a, I texted him a jumpscare link. It was Jeff the Killer. Well you killed any sort of career we had. Yeah, I killed.
Starting point is 00:17:53 If you noticed, when we guested on the Hassan stream, you know, our viewership went. Dude. And you know, it's like our pockets were being lined I mean people started calling me mini Hassan Yeah, and and that's not just because I was more fit than him at the time right you you were like a Shorter more handsome version of him. Yeah The audience called me some different names, but I guess it was like
Starting point is 00:18:23 We're part of that community, we can say it. So I was like, okay, sure. Well, they didn't know you weren't a part of that community specifically. Right, but I wasn't gonna rain on the parade, you know? It doesn't matter. Although rain at a parade does sound fun, not to get in the weeds about how sayings
Starting point is 00:18:40 can sometimes not work or whatever, but rain at a parade does, I mean, the music, the lights, the food, not your food or whatever, but rain at a parade does, I mean the music, the lights, the food, not your food getting wet, but hopefully they would have tents up if there was a rain warning. If it's a summer day and it's the type of rain that's warm and feels good, I don't mind getting soaked. Now, if it's like a Christmas parade and it's rainy, no fun.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Oh yeah, well, snow's technically, no. Not, well like South Carolina Christmas parade, there was a year it was raining and let me tell you No, no bueno is a snowflake a solid It's a Chris it's a crystalline structure Okay, sounds like I know about science though, it's not a solid it's a crystalline structure Yeah, but you know we were on the come come up and then one day on a podcast episode I texted Hasan a link and said, dude have you seen this? And you know in Hasan's mind it's probably like oh who said what about me now? Opens it and it was Jeff the killer with a very loud like
Starting point is 00:19:39 you know. Probably jump scared him. It probably scared him So he never since then have I ever had any communication or heard from Hassan? Neither of us have and I truly believe that I ended any type of formal relationship Working or friend wise that day and I thought you know judging at least from the text he was sending you specifically I thought y'all were getting pretty close Well, I don't I don't want to get specifically. I thought y'all were getting pretty close. Well, he was getting close to me. I wasn't reciprocating necessarily. I could see looking back maybe how he could perceive it that way.
Starting point is 00:20:15 Your vocabulary in those messages, I can see why he sent the pictures he did for sure. Yeah, I mean, I could have, I guess I was being a little ambiguous in my wording sometimes and I guess I would play a little ambiguous of my wording sometimes and and you know I guess I would play into some of his fantasies not really meaning to but not shutting them down and It's very I mean it's what everyone guessed it would be yeah, it's huge but
Starting point is 00:20:40 uncut bulls Mm-hmm both his nipples are uncut and huge Huge. Yeah. That's why he doesn't take his shirt off that much. He's self-conscious. Well enough about Hassan the political streamer's nipples. It's time for some actual ad reads. Before Ryan and I used Shopify, our lives were pretty bleak. We would sell our t-shirts on street corners and only sell one or two a year. But then we became aware of a beautiful service known as Shopify. You see, as growing entrepreneurs, Ryan, McGee, and myself needed a better platform to sell our stuff on.
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Starting point is 00:23:09 Yellowstone, new episodes now streaming exclusively on Paramount+. What's up motherfuckers, we're back with another part of the Super Mega Show, a podcast hosted by Matt Watson and Ryan McGee. That's right buster, it's time for the Ryan McGee Hour and the Hong Kong match show. I know you so well, dude. Like our brains are so in sync that before you even did it, I knew you were going to go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, like the multiple, uh, was it mama or what? What? What? You know, one of those.
Starting point is 00:24:00 And then I knew you were going to throw a couple at the end. Well, it's just for this to the radio at it Yeah, it's like a DJ at it like a DJ intro. I'm DJ Rhino. Hey hazard It's not your grandma's DJ bitch But the bleep happens right because FTC guidelines. Yes, let them do that. Yeah, actually they can say bitch on the radio, right? Yeah, they can say bitch on the radio, right? Yeah. On Sirius FM.
Starting point is 00:24:29 I have Sirius XM, not XM by the way. Sorry, that's my fault. X, yes, yes, X. Yeah, yeah, do some X jumps. Ha ha! Ha ha! Can you get some X jumps out of the way? Well, I started to do an X jump jump and then I realized I would go in front of the podcast
Starting point is 00:24:49 filter for the logo and Luke would, you know, in another recent episode, Luke forgot to remove the filter when I walked in front of it and it turned me cherry red and people were not having it. Did I get in the filter when I was doing all that no you know He's gonna do he's gonna cut to the he's gonna he's gonna cross fade it so it like slowly See I noticed in a recent episode One of us got if I want my face to get in the way of the filter. What if we both want it? Yeah, you do it too see Hope looks like I'm real angry. And now it looks like you're real sad. Wait no sorry. It looks
Starting point is 00:25:32 like you're frozen. Get in the blue. There is no blue filter. Oh it's purple or something. No no no. Oh it's literally just for the red. The blue shows up fine. The red on camera shows up as like yellow. So it's uh you know, Tucker, I thought he knew his shit when it came to crafting neon tubing and lights, but he's not very good with it. Now, I know you saw the government shit about it and I wanna talk about it because you said that they were they see they saw sightings of mr. Freeze in the Antarctic. Oh
Starting point is 00:26:11 Yeah, you don't have to talk about we well I thought you're gonna bring up the other guy we can talk about the alien Meeting too, but I just thought that you know, we've heard about aliens so much from them They've had a lot of meetings and this this is the first meeting about a potential Mr. Freeze sighting in the Antarctic. It was the first congressional hearing for Mr. Freeze sightings, and they had some whistleblowers come forth that worked in research labs in Antarctica. Are we sure that, and I remember one of the questions, they were like, are we sure that this is Mr. Freeze
Starting point is 00:26:43 and what you're describing is the Mr. Freeze freeze ray? And I remember the congressman or whoever answered the question he was like I can't say that here but I can in a separate meeting. Yeah he said in a closed hearing I can you know so they were like yes or no yes or no and he's like I cannot answer that in an open hearing, but I'd be more than willing to testify in a closed hearing. Which I'm excited, because I think most people know that he's out there.
Starting point is 00:27:12 Oh, for sure. And I'm also excited. You and I are on the VIP guest list for the closed hearing. So we'll get to know some governmental secrets. But I guess not. I guess there wasn't too much new information. Let's talk about the alien one, I guess. I guess. The there wasn't too much new information. Let's talk about the alien one I guess I guess the less important one the UAP hearing so some of you might know
Starting point is 00:27:31 Ryan and I are a little into something that we like to call meth. I'm just kidding crack That those are both jokes coke cane Crack cocaine, it's all the same shit at the end of the day Come on dude. Those are both jokes. Coke. Cane. I'm gonna crack cocaine. That's all the same shit at the end of the day. Um, aliens. And aliens are something that don't come from the earth. They're something that comes from outer space. Well at first they were like E.T.'s and then they changed the name.
Starting point is 00:28:05 You sent me a thing where they were first coined as four humanoid type bodies that looked to be humanoid but did not have any of the signature human defying traits within its makeup. So what I, are you talking about what I sent you last night? Those were screenshots from a declassified Roswell document. Okay, so that's, well we'll get into Roswell. But this is, I think this meeting,
Starting point is 00:28:33 what I'm most excited about, because we're talking about the hearing they had about the, we're just gonna say aliens, UFOs and all that. The coolest thing for me was the UFOs in the ocean. The coolest thing for me was the UFOs in the ocean. Yeah, so that's a big one. They've testified quite a bit that there are USOs. They have to give them all these different names. They gotta change it every week it seems.
Starting point is 00:29:00 What are you looking at? Watch this dude. What are you doing? I'm gonna let our viewers in on a little government secret. You're messing with the computer screen. Dude, here it is. I'm just doing a... there it is. What is it?
Starting point is 00:29:14 Now our viewers can just watch this. I don't even know they can see it. It's a compilation of UFO footage. The truth is out there guys. See it? Look at that. How many of these are confirmed? What is this video from? Airline. See it? Look at that. How many of these are confirmed? What is this video from?
Starting point is 00:29:26 Airline pilot. Okay. Look at that. What the hell is that thing? What the fuck is that thing? Look at that right there. They can't see it. Anyway.
Starting point is 00:29:37 It's a video of a blurry disc going over the ocean. Looks like the size of a frisbee, but honestly it's probably the size of a jet plane. Probably. It's a big saucer as they call it. But basically they had a hearing back in 2023 and it was like the first time that Congress held like a UFO actual hearing where whistleblowers. Where the Democrats and Republicans worked together.
Starting point is 00:29:59 Very bipartisan, that's the interesting thing. This last one was led by Nancy Mace, a Republican from South Carolina. I got scared with that first name for some reason. Nancy? Nancy Pelosi leading the. No. The UFO.
Starting point is 00:30:13 Don't worry. Eerie. So, they think that they fly around. Basically, but they have whistleblowers that have worked in like high levels of the government that come forth and testify under oath about what they know. A lot of the answers are, I cannot answer that. In a closed door meeting.
Starting point is 00:30:34 In a closed door hearing. But there are some that they'll go down the line when they ask, essentially the question is, is this an alien? And they'll go, yep, yep. I'm giving you the for dummies version. There are moments in that where they're like, what is this or what do you think this is essentially? And they're giving us the most blatant, this is an alien.
Starting point is 00:31:00 This is something that we don't know. This is something that is not of this world. So the first thing that really- They're not confident even saying that it's not of this world. They we don't know. This is something that is not of this world. So the first thing that really, they're not confident even saying that it's not of this world. They won't say alien. Because they don't know anything about it. What they say now is they're super, super, super careful
Starting point is 00:31:14 not to say alien. But intelligence. They say non-human intelligence, specifically NHI. So they say non-human intelligence. That's using aircraft, or I don't know. I can't remember what the term is, but they're using technology that is Beyond our understanding and comprehension because of the way it is able to maneuver Yes stuff. Here's what is confirmed
Starting point is 00:31:39 Okay, cuz I know with the with the whistleblowers and stuff you could be like, well, you know, they could be bullshitting etc I know with the whistleblowers and stuff, you could be like, well, you know, they could be bullshitting, etc. Lying under oath is a pretty big no-no, but it's happened. But what has been confirmed is the Pentagon and Navy have released footage of UFOs. So basically there was this really famous UFO video got leaked on the internet. They said, not real, it's not real. And then eventually the Pentagon. Okay, it's real.
Starting point is 00:32:08 Yes, it's real. And it's pretty cool. And they changed it from UFO to UAP, which stood for unidentified aerial phenomena. And now they have changed it again to unidentified anomalous phenomena because of the ocean stuff. The ocean stuff's cool. Yeah. I saw this video, I don't know if this is one of the, who knows, it's shitty quality
Starting point is 00:32:34 but it was of a light going down into the water and then moving around in an interesting way. As I said, the video stuff for me is never like a, ooh! I don't know what's real with the video stuff, except for the stuff that has leaked that the Pentagon or Navy has then confirmed. I just like the idea of a beautiful, see this is where it gets in the way,
Starting point is 00:32:59 cause I still want it to be little gray aliens in their flying saucers with the glass tops potentially if they have a glass top. No, I don't think glass is going to survive. With all the colorful buttons and stuff. Not a glass top, but whatever material they use on that planet to make sure that it doesn't break due to space travel. There are pictures of saucers that have been released and stuff.
Starting point is 00:33:19 There's a glass bubble on top. No glass bubble. They literally are just metal. It's like a metal- Have you played Destroy All Humans? Of course. Okay. I watched you play it. There's a glass bubble on top. No glass bubble. They literally are just metal. It's like a metal. Have you played Destroy All Humans? Of course. Okay. I watched you play it. There's a glass bubble in that one.
Starting point is 00:33:29 I like the glass bubble myself. Where it's the classic one, dude. It's the metal saucer with the ring of lights around it and a glass dome. And inside. So you can see the alien. Exactly. That's probably not very good for space travel, but. It looks cool. And maybe they should take some notes
Starting point is 00:33:47 on how to make an entrance. They're probably just like, this potential interdimensional extraterrestrial race that's maybe millions of years beyond us, they go... Are they just side-eyeing us like how we... Like, think about when you go on a hike, and you, like, there's like bugs and all different types of plants, but you're not like an Herbologist or you're not like super interested in plants
Starting point is 00:34:12 So like you just kind of like you see a plant you recognize it as something that's always been there But you're not like intrigued by it. You're not like what is this plant doing? What type of plant is this? You know, you're not trying to understand more information about it because it's just, to you, it's really not much. It's not interesting, it's nothing. You're on a walk. So I'm wondering if we're the plant in this situation to the alien.
Starting point is 00:34:36 We're just like these things that exist on this planet that aren't too interesting, even though we think that we're interesting because we built cities and civilizations and like our planet lights up like a damn Christmas tree. Look how cool we are. That's a quote from the aliens. But at the end of the day is even all of that, that even impressive to a species
Starting point is 00:35:00 as advanced as these would have to be. Yeah, so here's what they have confirmed, okay? This is like the government has said this, is that there are, UFOs are real, they've said UAPs exist, and- We don't know what they are. They say we don't know what they are, they exist, they enter our aerospace, there's no way for us
Starting point is 00:35:25 to basically do anything about it because whatever technology this is, is so far beyond our understanding of anything that we know. It defies the laws of physics completely, which I think doesn't defy them, I think we just don't understand physics the same way they do. They're up here. And they have also said that they are not belonging to any other government. And then they use the term non-human intelligence.
Starting point is 00:35:59 And then in the recent testimony, one of the guys, what he referred to, they had a big focus on basically like this crash retrieval program that the Pentagon has had, called Immaculate Constellation, that a whistleblower came forth. Someone involved in government gave this document to this guy, he went to Congress, and it's in the Congressional record now,
Starting point is 00:36:23 and he testified, and basically it's in the congressional record now and he testified and basically it's this thing that since the couple decades ago, they've had a program for collecting the Materials that these things are made out of and we have collected little dead bodies. That's that's what that's what it says It says that they have which is official government shit and they testified under oath They said they said alien bodies and they won't say alien, but they said biologics have been recovered Non-human biologics have been recovered from the craft I want to know what they look like but why can't that why just release those photos like if nobody gives a shit at all That they exist. It's what it seems like like, release pictures and still no one's gonna care.
Starting point is 00:37:06 You release real pictures of aliens, like it's not gonna make the world go like, oh my god, aliens exist. It's just, it's like, it's gonna be a race to see who can create the first joke on Twitter, or like, a funny meme. Like that's where I think it, I really don't feel like it would create that much
Starting point is 00:37:25 panic of an actual panic or wave amongst a general populized, like the general public. It would just kind of turn into a meme. It'd be a shock to religion. Maybe. I think to a lot of religion it would be a big shock, but I think also a lot of religion would accept it. They just jump and say those are of the devil, those are demons, we were made in God's image. Which one of the guys that testified, I read his book and he said that there's very high up people in the government that believe that.
Starting point is 00:37:58 And he was talking about how it's idiotic that their religious views are like basically interfering with this whole Those can't be aliens because we're created it just doesn't make sense Yeah no like he said that the very high up people like you know what these are right they're demons and it's like or hear me out They're organisms there are galaxies just in our galaxy alone. There's stars that have existed for billions of years before ours which have planets It's totally plausible that you know life popped up on another planet somewhere
Starting point is 00:38:33 Probably a bajillion times just in our galaxy alone. One of those gets Technologically advanced enough to be able to you know been to space-time to be able to get here because the thing that blows me away about these things is they have these on like radar doing this and on video is that they can literally like go from being completely still to like I think I think what the math came down to was like from being stationary to accelerating in 0.2 seconds to 10 kilometers per second, which when you think about like that speed is just like nothing should be able to move like that.
Starting point is 00:39:14 They said they were pulling like 2 to 3000 G's. When we did our zero gravity flight video, when we would be going up the parabola and we get pinned to the floor, that wasn't even two G's. So two to three thousand would just fucking obliterate anything inside it. But then they just go and they turn it right angles. They drop from 80,000 to C level in half a second and they'll just go. So it's just crazy. Like I want to know how the physics of these things work.
Starting point is 00:39:44 And they obviously know a lot more than they're telling us and I just want to know People need to demand the truth because something very interesting is going on. I don't think people would care People don't even care that there are UFOs and shit that there are videos that are like, I don't know It doesn't make like mainstream news, really. Like people- See, I still don't even think showing bodies of the aliens, like it would create mainstream news, but I think we would be over it as a society in like a week or two.
Starting point is 00:40:15 Like it would be on to the next thing. What's Jojo Siwa doing? Like that's what, like literally that's what we would- Well, she is an alien. We are living in in someone's comedy. Yeah we're living in their comedy. Maybe. Well they've also said. They've said that they are able to, they're transmedium so they said that they can, they'll be in space, into the atmosphere with no problem, with no
Starting point is 00:40:44 means of propulsion or anything, and then they'll fly and they'll go straight into the ocean without disturbing the water. That's so cool. And they don't lose any momentum or inertia, which is like, physically should be impossible. And then they testified about this one in the 80s, one of our nuclear submarines got tailed by a large object that we thought was maybe like Soviets at first But it approached us with such Fast acceleration that shouldn't be possible and it trailed the nuclear submarine for a while and then eventually just kind of zipped off And it seems like they're heavily focused around military
Starting point is 00:41:23 installations specifically nuclear stuff. So I feel like maybe they either don't want us to blow the planet up. Or they're trying to get a hold of all of our gamma energy and become incredible hulks before we can. You know, we've heard of the arms race and the space race. What about the gamma race? Or as I like to coin it, the Incredible Hulk race.
Starting point is 00:41:46 The gamma race is pretty clever. The first species to create an Incredible Hulk. That's what it's all for. Imagine how disappointing it would be if the alien species was like it was in like, like a species from Guardians of the Galaxy or Star Wars where it's literally just a blue person or a green person.
Starting point is 00:42:03 You're a person but you're pink. Well, there was a 4chan whistleblower. Would you not be disappointed? I would be. I mean I would still be blown away. If it's you with hair, maybe you have green hair and blue skin. That's cool and interesting and whatever but for an aliening though that made me think that we came from them like if they looked and where's the more boring versions of them yeah or like a genetic a genetically
Starting point is 00:42:34 like you know like a test almost where it's like they've existed so much longer and then they you know put put us on this planet and as an experiment. I don't know, you know, well the the like The scariest part from the like those meetings and stuff is there's this like One bit of information where they're saying like the UFOs or sorry you AP whatever the fuck they they Essentially send out this frequency that will interrupt radio, TV, podcasts, and- How can you be sure your child is making the right decision when choosing a university? The smart approach is to look at the facts, like the fact that York U graduates
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Starting point is 00:45:54 Just a, just a, I guess just, you know, it's a closed off room. Yeah, not sure. You know, it's hard to get, I mean we're not even posting, whatever. Well we're back and, you know, welcome to everyone. If you remember, I know it's hard to forget, we were talking about aliens, UFOs, UAPs, the government, and... UFOs?
Starting point is 00:46:21 The color of skin, alien skin. Yes, yeah, yeah, Gray. Interdimensional alien. It's gray. Not, yeah. Okay, and here's what I will say, dude. People, like, across, across history, people that claim to have been abducted, people that- See stuff in the sky. Angels came down from heaven with a bright light. Guess what? The same thing. Big headed, short, gray motherfuckers with big black eyes. Not big black guys, big black eyes.
Starting point is 00:46:53 No, yeah, yes, yes. Eyes that are black. Yeah, and I don't know. I feel like that could be them. There's a theory that those are not the real aliens, but those are just basically biological drones that It's like an alien race basically made this biological
Starting point is 00:47:12 genetic like Drone and that's what the grays are. That's why they don't have genitals. That's why they don't have Really like anything super important and they just are sent to operate these these ufos super important and they just are sent to operate these UFOs. I will say when they're talking about bodies being picked up, in my head I'm like if a species is so advanced that they're doing travel or whatever, maybe it's because I'm connecting it to human behavior, but I would expect them just to send
Starting point is 00:47:38 out, instead of UFOs being piloted by actual like, meh meh, more, you know, those types of aliens, it's just like, yeah, a robot drone AI for, you know those types of aliens. It's just like, yeah, robot drone AI for, you know. Well they've said there's both. They said that some are piloted and some are just not piloted. Okay. So, but you know, I was kinda looking at some
Starting point is 00:47:59 famous UFO incidents. One of my favorite ones. Roswell? Yes, and I. That's not the one you were about to talk about I'm going to get to Roswell okay okay this is a big one is that the um the Phoenix lights yes one of the coolest fucking like mass sightings in history where for those who are unaware here I can even uh I can
Starting point is 00:48:21 tell you right freaking now okay it's a? It's, hold on, hold on, hold on, where is it, where is it, where is it, where is it? Um. Arizona. Was in Arizona, 1997. There's some great videos about it on YouTube, but the Phoenix Lights referred to a series of widely witnessed, unidentified flying object sightings over Arizona and Nevada and parts of Mexico
Starting point is 00:48:41 on the evening of March 13th, 1997. It's one of the most famous mass UFO sightings in modern history with thousands of witnesses, including residents, police officers, and military personnel. So it's not just some guy saying he saw lights on this guy. It's thousands of people across states. And basically it was two very large V-shaped formations of lights, just kind of slowly moving, and just kind of hovered over Phoenix, and there's videos of it on YouTube,
Starting point is 00:49:13 and it's pretty interesting, and they've never gotten to the bottom of it, and they did a, the public was like demanding answers, like what the fuck was that? So the mayor of Phoenix caved and did a press conference to address it, and they brought a guy out in a gray alien suit, which pissed everyone off. Because they weren't like taking it seriously.
Starting point is 00:49:37 That's cool. And then later he was like, okay, I saw him too. So yeah. But yeah, it's just, the videos of it are really cool and kind of what people report for most UFOs where it's just silent and just lights and they caught him on radar and all sorts of shit all right the Phoenix lights what's what's another one you wanna explain? Well, Roswell.
Starting point is 00:50:07 Okay. What do you know about Roswell? What you know about Roswell, white boy? Roswell, New Mexico. There was, I know this is the one where there was a crash and bodies were taken from the crash site as well as the craft and pieces of the craft itself. Yeah, this was, this is what started.
Starting point is 00:50:32 This is the coolest one, this is like the one, yeah, as you were about to say, it's what started it. I feel like it is the like, the, the, Quit essential. The quit essential, like UFO experience, the, ooh. Roswell, New Mexico. The quintessential UFO experience. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo is that like the sightings of these increased so significantly. It's like 50s and 60s had like the green men from, you know, all that type of shit. But all the sightings increased once we got nuclear weapons. And after nuclear testing, that's when like all of these sightings started popping up everywhere.
Starting point is 00:51:17 So it's almost like they were all of a sudden interested in us once we developed that capability. Well, like I said, all those little green men are hoping to one day become big green men. Mm-hmm. And how do they do that? Gamma radiation. And what emits gamma radiation? I think there's people like, shut up! Shut the fuck up!
Starting point is 00:51:38 That's not how it works at all! About the goddamn, yes, the Incredible Hulk, gamma, ha ha ha ha ha! Nukes emit gamma rays. Well, there, you just went ha ha ha ha. Nuxi make gamma rays. Well there, you just went ha ha ha, so you guys think it's funny. Hey, and by the way. The sarcastic ha ha.
Starting point is 00:51:50 Not in my heart. Let me tell you something, two episodes ago, I saw in the comments, I saw someone say, listening to this while trying to do my astronomy homework makes me wanna rip my hair out. And what I have to say to that is what? Scared that two YouTubers know a lot more about space than you? That's what I have to say to that is what scared that two youtubers know a lot more about space than you? That's what I thought. So be careful be careful
Starting point is 00:52:10 about ripping your hair out. It is trichotillomania is a very serious condition so see a doctor or psychiatrist if that's happening. The 1947 Roswell incident has been the subject of extensive investigation and declassification over the years. Here's the subject of extensive investigation and declassification over the years. Here's a summary of key findings and official reports. The initial incident, July 1947. A rancher near Roswell, New Mexico discovered unusual Debris on his property.
Starting point is 00:52:37 And then the Roswell Army Airfield initially announced the recovery of a flying disc. So Roswell literally also started the whole like, the farmer shit. Like, cause when I think of an alien crash landing, it's always like, near a barn, or in some sort of farmland type of area. Roswell's desert. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:56 Well, there, I mean, there's another case too, from the 1800s from Aurora, Texas, where basically this alleged UFO, kind of the same thing as Ros Aurora, Texas, where basically this alleged UFO, kind of the same thing as Roswell, crashed, and then the townsfolk, it crashed through this dude's barn, the townsfolk found a body of a little gray alien, essentially, and they buried it. And there's a grave, and the grave has been since
Starting point is 00:53:25 robbed, taken, whatever was in it. But the whole town, you know, talked about it, they had a landmark for it, but basically, they said a flying disc had crashed, and then the government quickly retracted that and said it was a weather balloon, which we've heard that one before. It was not a fucking weather balloon.
Starting point is 00:53:44 That's classic, tale as old as time, a weather balloon. I don't think so. FBI involvement, the FBI's Dallas field office sent a teletype regarding the recovered debris describing it as a flying disc. Let's see. Like a frisbee. But then.
Starting point is 00:54:00 Without a glass dome. Look at this dude. And then the 1994 Air Force reports. In response to the inquiries, the US Air Force. The year I was born. Yeah, mm-hmm. Coincidence? I think not.
Starting point is 00:54:13 I don't think so. The US Air Force conducted an exhaustive search for records related to the Roswell incident. Let's see, the investigation concluded that the debris was from a top secret project known as Project Mogul, which involved high altitude balloons designed to detect Soviet nuclear tests. So, first they tell you it's a weather balloon, and then they try to even come up with an
Starting point is 00:54:37 even, okay, now we already said it's a weather balloon, how do we make it realistic? So they come up with this other story. But now, they have said that that's not true. The government has come out since then and been like, yeah, we lied. We actually got bodies and shit from it. Alien bodies. Those bodies multiple, right? It was multiple alien little.
Starting point is 00:55:01 Four. Four alien bodies. Okay, so here's the thing. The government has not come out and just straight-up said yeah there were four bodies we recovered there are declassified documents though for organic humanoid materials that's the time for humanoid biologics let's, the FBI's online repository known as the Vault contains documents. The NSA also has released declassified documents pertaining to UFO
Starting point is 00:55:32 investigations providing additional context and what I sent you last night was from this Eisenhower report and it had some highlighted parts such as four small human like beans had Apparently ejected from the craft at some point before it exploded These had fallen to earth about two miles east of the wreckage site all four were dead and badly decomposed due to action by predators and exposure to the elements during the approximate dude action by predators and exposure to the elements during the approximate one. Dude, some creatures got a taste of alien flesh? Dude, some fucking little coyote he was running around had no idea the significance of what he was chomping on.
Starting point is 00:56:15 And I was listening last night and again, a lot of this stuff could be stuff that's already been debunked and I just haven't seen that. For people who are lying that it can't be proven that they're lying. So I might be talking about certain things. I just wanted to preface this with my dumb ass re-alert. I think it's very fun to talk about this kind of stuff and to kind of pontificate.
Starting point is 00:56:39 So some of the stuff I'm talking about might have been debunked and I just never saw that. Or not the Roswell stuff They actually did get four bodies. They said uh Maybe they didn't hold up Well with this type of thing you're never gonna get like the straight facts so it really doesn't I guess ultimately Us fact-checking if they got bodies or if they said they didn't or you know you kind of just have to look at a lot of the
Starting point is 00:57:10 Know the bodies found in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947 were not alien, but rather test dummies That's what they said from the Air Force personnel project mogul materials see a AI overview Yeah, who do you think the AI is working for no I do think that something happened in Roswell in 1947 and some people have testified to Congress that we we have developed tactics to down these things occasionally, which I'm guessing would be like an EMP,
Starting point is 00:57:52 like an EMP burst which fucks it up. It would be amazing if we lived in the world where Roswell was 100% UFO with the four bodies taking, I want nothing more to believe that. I listened to a great video last night and it was an interview from the 90s from the United States National Archives of a guy that, he worked at the morgue in Roswell
Starting point is 00:58:19 at the time and they basically had him come down to the hospital and stuff and he was friends with a woman that worked at the Air Force base there and she, he had seen some weird stuff the day of with the ambulances and like he saw that they had these pieces of debris that looked like metallic and really weird with he said it was- Weather balloon. He said it looked like Egyptian hieroglyphs almost. And then she came to him the next day
Starting point is 00:58:51 and she was all shaken up talking and told him about the four bodies and stuff. And she was violently ill that whole day. And he called the next day to check up on her status and they said she wasn't available. And then she was just gone and he got a letter later on like couple weeks later from her saying like I I'm gone now and blah blah blah blah blah didn't really make sense and then she had mentioned that like a couple of scientists
Starting point is 00:59:26 had died from like radiation or something. And then he tried to write back and he got a letter back from the government saying she was deceased now. So interesting, interesting stuff. I think that there's obviously a lot we don't know out there and a lot we do know that they're not telling us. And it's fun to theorize and as you said it's fun to pontificate on these things because the truth of the matter is we're never, in our lifetime we're probably not going to know
Starting point is 00:59:53 actual detailed specifics so the best we can do is use our imaginations. And there's always, I think there's a lot of disinformation thrown in there on purpose purpose, you know, it is it is it is proven like the men in black the CIA and Pentagon have Actually done actual disinformation campaigns regarding UFOs to spread false narratives and false information To make the UFO community not be taken seriously Well, I mean the US government also sprayed their citizens with harmful chemicals for for a fun little test unbeknownst to those citizens, but and You know crack introduced crack to yeah, anyway the government's done. Yeah a bunch of fun little things in the past so
Starting point is 01:00:38 You can't really put it put it up past them. They wouldn't lie about weather It's just a weather balloon. But basically I feel like my personal belief is that they are slowly kind of rolling out the concept of us not being alone because I feel like just coming out and saying it is too blunt and too shocking and I feel like over maybe out and saying it is too blunt and too shocking and I feel like over maybe like a 10 year period they're kind of because I think the big thing was changing the nomenclature to be UF or UAP instead of UFO removes the stigma around it so now it's this new thing.
Starting point is 01:01:22 Now it's boring and people don't want to pay attention to it or it removes the stigma so people can I'm telling you now Matt if they're saving this stuff to lightly introduce to the public the public today does not give a fucking shit they go wow and then create fun little memes on tik-tok and Twitter I don't know I think a lot of people would freak out in the moment but I don't I don't think a lot of people would freak out. In the moment, but I don't feel like. I don't think it would cause civil unrest. No. Unless there was a threat,
Starting point is 01:01:50 like an imminent threat of invasion, or I think a big reason the government does not want to disclose stuff is because, A, admitting that. It's like we have information maybe other people don't have and we want to keep all the information we have. I just like, I don't,
Starting point is 01:02:16 I don't know, something about it, I just don't have faith in our government. What? I don't know why. I just, I really do, and I've said it time and time again, I think that, you know, it would just be a headline for a little bit, and then we'd just get, not bored with it, we'd just.
Starting point is 01:02:36 Move on. Because I think, as I said, the general public, not everybody's first thought, but realistically, people more so would be like great Do I still have to go to work tomorrow exactly you know because this is making mainstream news. It's on NBC They are covering this stuff on like huge our government had a whole Televised meeting about it and I had several behind- behind the doors meetings about it as well. Congress has been free.
Starting point is 01:03:07 They literally established a UFO task force in Congress just for this and like that's all publicly known. They're not going to defund that to make room for Doge are they? Well you know to quote my father when I was talking to him about this he said, you know Elon he's a big thinker and Being in charge of a lot of things a lot about ways that he can be liked by people I'm not sure he does much actual no he does thinking about grand funnies funny memes like 69 and 420 Hey Luke, where where was I?
Starting point is 01:03:44 Before you were rudely interrupted. So rudely interrupted. By our illiterate employee Luke. I don't wanna sound rude. It's just a description. It's a factual descript. And he was very good at hiding that before we hired him. Surprisingly well. but basically do you granted he went on his resume? I read good
Starting point is 01:04:09 So we thought that might have been a joke. Yeah, super mega humor. So he's ironic, you know, he's he's in his late 20s This is a this is a gag. But right what again back to the aliens anyway, I think that with all that is confirmed and all that is potential and, you know, not confirmed by any direct evidence but confirmed through testimony under oath by like credible people in the government, stuff like that, I think that there is something happening. Something is going on. And I think at this point you cannot deny that there is something else here beyond us
Starting point is 01:04:55 that we don't necessarily understand. I feel like most people have some sort of loose belief in aliens. Sure, but they don't care. No. And that's what's frustrating me it's because it's like this is but it's like this is the biggest in my opinion the biggest like scientific discovery in all of human history is that I guess is like we are not alone but what do you do with that right what is that what does
Starting point is 01:05:22 that do for people running government, running businesses, wanting to make money? It's like, I think a big question for the working class level, it was, do I still go to work tomorrow? For the higher corporate end, it's, can I make money off of this? And for a lot of them, probably, they'll make t-shirts with, I don't know. I think there's a bunch of people throwing in but it's like if they
Starting point is 01:05:47 can't make money off of it if it doesn't affect their day to day like what is it? I think that the high level of secrecy is because they've you know they've talked about basically reverse engineering technology that comes from this higher being whatever. And it's like if a government has technology that comes from a higher intelligence, obviously they could use that technology in their advantage and they would not want their adversaries to have that technology in their hands.
Starting point is 01:06:17 So they said that there has been this Cold War, this like silent. This race. Behind, yeah, it's basically like a space race, Cold War, but it's about reverse engineering this stuff and China has a program and Russia has a program and we have a program I just don't think that if they're as far ahead as people are saying I don't know if reverse engineering like as much as you can reverse engineer a wizard's wand you know what I mean yeah like I even
Starting point is 01:06:43 like halfway to the level of being able to like halfway reverse engineer can we even make like it can we make you know heads or tails of any component other than probably some stuff it's shiny it get hot it's this element yeah but how does it work because obviously like the way these things maneuver they're able to manipulate space and time and gravity. That's like something we absolutely have no idea. I think someone needs to talk to those one wheel people because they might have some information that others don't.
Starting point is 01:07:14 You're right. With the balance of how does the one wheel stay up? That's all. Go back to the ripstick. I'm just putting that out there. I'm not saying. The ripstick. Even before. like the waveboard
Starting point is 01:07:27 How do they do that? See, I think you know there's someone that does like there's a scientist that has come across all these but he can't Leak all this information to the public so like you were saying they're slowly leaking information But really what they're doing is they're slowly leaking it through Advertisements through toys through through toys, through new cars. Buy the new Honda, it's like you're flying in a UFO. Well that is a theory that they actually are warming people up to the idea through a bunch of things.
Starting point is 01:07:54 Steven Spielberg has a brand new UFO movie coming out. More like Steven Peelberg loves bananas. Loves them, always has to have them on set. But enough of this in in this In industry gossip wait last thing I'll say that I thought was interesting about the most recent hearings which by the way There was another one. Okay, hold up Matt last last I will be I will be the judge on if if it's actually interesting or not Go on she was Making I'm now I'm not just because you're my friend I
Starting point is 01:08:27 cannot go easy on you in this judgment. Congresswoman was questioning the the four guys testifying and she was asking one of them who worked for the Pentagon she said answer yes or no and finally got him to start doing that and She was like reverse engineering technology. Yes, and she said alien technology and he said yes And that's the closest they've come to saying alien and then there was one other thing when they Some away he worded something there was about technology and they said like from where? From what? And they said technology from a non-human higher intelligence. Well they go down the line and they'll each give an expo, oh by the way, that was very interesting.
Starting point is 01:09:16 Thank you. Honest judgment. It might not be aliens, might be interdimensional or something that was here before us. They'll go down the line and it'll be like highly intelligent beings,. It'll be like highly intelligent beings. Then it'll be like amorphous. Like they'll just like they'll have they'll have a different way of just
Starting point is 01:09:32 essentially saying alien. Like every time they say it, my brain blocks out all the big words they say, and it's just alien. Oh, yeah. But they can't say alien because I think that's very specific. Meaning that it's from another. Can I say little gray men? Or green men if they wanna be more cartoony about it. They gotta stop bringing the little green men thing up.
Starting point is 01:09:54 It just completely throws any credibility out the window. But Matt and I aren't the only ones who believe this alien shit. I mean, there's a list of people you can see who are believers in the new age. In fact, if you look on screen right now, if you're watching. I tried to call it the new Reich,
Starting point is 01:10:09 but apparently that was something else. Yeah. I was just wanting like a new age, you know, like a new era. No, and Reich is like a cool word, you know? And also a lot of the Germans have, you know, had a lot to do with the discovery of UFO stuff. So it's like, oh, new Reich. have had a lot to do with the discovery of UFO stuff.
Starting point is 01:10:25 So it's like, oh, new Reich. But apparently that's a no-go. I don't know why, but whatever. But anyways, you see the list of people. They are also believers. You might even see, there's a difference. You have the believers list, and then you have the contact these these are people who were abducted have been abducted
Starting point is 01:10:53 Or who have spoke prodded touched right molested potentially Which that does that does not mean sexual. Yeah molested means to aggravate or annoy or to touch without Consent which would be aggravating to annoy. Yeah so the list on top with the little emojis by the names those are people that have either been abducted or are able using psionic abilities to Speak with aliens unless Unless there is an error, I will say the last person on that list is just should be on a registry
Starting point is 01:11:29 of another kind, they accidentally got added to our list, but it's the last person on the small list. Yeah, so just. They shouldn't even be on the list. Ignore it. It's a registry on a totally separate list. The video was pre-rendered though. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:42 Of the names, so there's nothing we could do about it But yeah, if you want to be added to this list of believers if you are like I I am a true believer I do believe in aliens. I do I do and I also want to support these fucking awesome Conversations these two friends have these geniuses these brilliant minds of our of our day You can go to patreon.com slash supermega where not only do you get access to exclusive shows like our movie watch along show on sleepover, Ask Supermega. Extended part of the podcast.
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Starting point is 01:12:33 Or it's the CIA fucking like, they're getting too close to the truth. So they're like drilling through to listen, putting a bug in. Also everyone whose name is on this list, they get free stick, or not free, they get stickers in the mail every month, and they're cool stickers,
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