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Episode Date: April 2, 2025

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And that is referencing all of y'all because y'all are funny yourselves, the people watching this and we thank you for being funny. But the funny brothers will take it from here. That's right. No need to stress yourselves out anymore because you're funny brothers, Ryan and Matthew. You know, we've got this one, okay? We've had a little bit of practice. Just like the construction workers right outside this room are getting a little practice in right now with a like a buzz saw and a piece of metal yeah so they're they're they're they're doing some some work yeah and they did not start until we pressed

record like we've been in here for a while and and they didn't start doing their fun little stuff until we hit record it's like they it's like they're trying to sabotage us dude it's like they're the unfunny brothers yeah yeah or the negative funny brothers I don't want to say half of it just because right you know I'm giving AI the tools to... Oh, AI already has the tools, Ryan. No, I don't think so. You know, days worth of clean audio of our voices isolated. We've had people make fake podcasts with the AI tool voices that they use.

And I could hear it, but they're never quite there. Nope. So you'll always have to just tune in to this Super Mega Show to get the real deal. And you'll never have to, you don't have to ever train any AI models with our voices because people have already done it. So no need to make really good ones using days worth of audio. Ah, I'm about to take a sip of the white monster, baby.

Brother, you're about to become the white monster. Ah! Oh, I wish there was like a flicker, like a... Your eyes glow. Well, watch this, dude. I'm about to take a sip of the rock star. Rock star zero? You know, one white monster, one white rock star.

Oh, sounds like a good podcast to me. Yeah, it does, dude. The white monster and white rock star. Well, you are a musician, so the rock star label does kind of accurately appeal itself to you. Apply. Apply. Thank you. Thank you. That's why, like, you saw my face. I was like, that's not the right word. I knew you were going for apply.

You know, because we all just want to be big rock stars. We all just don't want to be big rock stars sucking cock and eating three Mars bars. I was imagining like they like stop playing, they're in the studio and it's like, can we just try something different? I'm not sure that's the direct, I mean that's not what we- I mean it rhymes but- I mean we already wrote the lyrics down, you could just sing them as written. No I'm just trying something new man, from the heart, it's more from the heart you know? Just take it from the top. Uhhh, okay, okay.

Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars and suck some cocky neat candy bars I like that the rhythm felt a little more natural, but we're still looking for what is written on the page. Yeah, but, you know, what's written on the page, uh, what about hilltop mansions and driving fast cars? That doesn't appeal to me. Look, just give us one and you can have as many as you want doing your own thing Let's just give us one just give us one as it's written on the page And you can have the rest of the session to do whatever you want Okay, take it from the top. Okay

Cuz we all just want to be big rock stars and drive some cars and drive some cars How's that? big rock stars and drive some cars and drive some cars. How's that? Uh. Get the fuck out. Get the fuck out of the studio. You're wasting our time and obviously you're not taking this seriously. If you're not gonna read what's written on the page,

then why come? Dude, if I was the singer of Nickelback, I'd be really hurt right now by those words. Get the fuck out, you... You... Crackerback? I can't think of anything. God, Cracker's such a good fucking... Sorry, I wanna go back to Nickelback.

Nickelback is, uh, like, why did it become such a meme? Because really, there's nothing that, like, out of the ordinary about them as, like, an early 2000s band, you know? Because I feel like they are, and this is the only way I can describe it, they are the most aggressively average rock band you know that's a really good way to put it like that's that's all it cuz like they're not like you know they're not aggressive

no but they're they're very like I know exactly what you mean they're they're caught it they're part of that like post grgrunge era where it was everyone, it was like you know like Three Doors Down, Nickelback, and they all sang like kind of like how Stone Temple Pilots would sing where it's like I'm falling in a dream That needs to come back I'm falling in a dream I don't know the lyrics to that song that I'm doing right now What song is that? That needs to come back. I don't know the lyrics to that song that I'm doing right now. What song is that?

I don't know. Does someone know what I'm singing? Someone does. Do you know what I'm doing though? You know, you can put it in your head. I really don't know. I probably would if I heard the song. It's like something in my skin. I don't know I probably what if I heard the song something in my skin, I don't know dude I brother I don't I'm sorry Luke would know you think so yeah, I

Feel you're just not great at like Hearing thing hearing my interpretation and because I do it perfectly in my head two notes No, I've sung like I've sung like a bunch of notes. Okay, technically it was three notes. And Luke, show those notes that I sung for the visual listeners. You know, he can, he's gonna be able to pick out exactly what, you know, he has an ear for that. He has perfect pitch.

He can actually be about, yeah, that's B sharp, C, and D plus. I'm gonna go ask Luke right now. Okay. He's gonna come up with an answer. And I'll sing a little Nickelback. No! Stone Temple Pilots. Okay, okay, that's better. Where you going with tomorrow? Where you going with the mask I found? And I feel and I feel when the dogs begin to smell her With the smell of love

Oh when the Northern Lights out Daytime time until tomorrow Oh, in the Northern land I take time, time, and thought tomorrow. You guys like that? Stone-Tippled Pilots plush? What about this one? You know this one by Stone-Tippled Pilots. Interstate Love Song. It goes...

Wait. Why did I... Why did I forget it? Oh yeah. Sunday afternoon And then it goes... I can hear Ryan in the other room singing out loud trying to explain the song to Luke. I hope you guys enjoyed that Stone Temple Pilots segment I did. It's pretty cool. Do they have any other bangers? I enjoyed that Stone Temple Pilots segment I did. It's pretty cool.

Do they have any other bangers? Plush is a good, I really like that song. That is a, it's a good ass song. And I feel and I feel when the dogs begin to smell her. Do do do do. Will she smell alone? Have you been singing this whole time? I've been singing the whole time, dude. Oh singing, I sang two different Stone Temple Pilots songs. You probably know

one of them. It goes... I got the answer. You got the answer? Yes. Late on? Luke didn't know it though. I did have to call Justin and he did know. Really? But I have the actual correct answer. It's Crawling by Linkin Park. I'm crawling in your skin. These words they cannot heal. I don't think I know that one. What? Are you kidding me?

You know that one, Matthew Watson. Mr. Music Man, Matt Watson, not knowing Crawling by Linkin Park? Hold up. I'm playing this one and Luke's gonna have to censor it. He's gonna have to just skip ahead to after I've heard it. Luke? Luke? Are you not a Linkin Park head? How did that, that blows my mind. I wasn't a Linkin Log. That blows my mind that you can be into like mid-2000s or just early 2000s aesthetic.

Because that to me, Linkin Park and that song specifically, I feel like that's been in movies and shit. I see it at the in a like at the end of a credits of some like fucking movie I feel like it just fits there perfectly well now now I'm like second-guessing myself and I'm like oh I think I do know that one but I really don't know if I do know it or if it's just my my brain playing tricks on me you don't remember this opening this classic no but Lincoln Park also did other songs that have like a very similar opening well no but Lincoln Park also did other songs that have like a very similar opening well it's Lincoln Park mm-hmm it is a part of the the Nickelback the the Nickelback sound kind of yeah who's the other band that's

Nickelback like Nickelback adjacent dude you got like you've got like three doors down you've got three days great, what is it, something grace? Three something. Three, you know what I'm talking about? Yes. Three days grace, right? Who performed at Trump's inauguration? Really? The first Snoop Dogg.

This is Trump's first inauguration. Oh, well Snoop did play at the second inauguration. As did Carrie Underwood? It was Carrie Fisher, actually. They brought her back and she did a beautiful monologue from the vagina Monologues they they did an AI hologram where she was she was dancing with Tupac Shakur and They even brought back

Kim Kardashian's dad they brought they brought him back as well as a he was just a giant spinning head over them dancing. It looked cool It looked really cool dude, I Was a inauguration to remember dude foo fighters is another one The foos are they fighting? No, not these foos. They're not fighting. Okay, having a great. Are you sure they're not fighting the food They haven't broken up. Don't worry, dude. The foos are still together They are still making videos. They are they are still laughing They are still drinking their modellos and having a good time good cuz you know, you know, I've always said they're the modern blue man group

Dude, these foos 100% the modern blue man group, you know people are going these foos who? It's another YouTube channel that Ryan and I are associated with These fools. Who, it's another YouTube channel that Ryan and I are associated with. Uh. That we're associated. Well we flew on the same plane as them. We took a flight to Phoenix once

and they just so happened to be on our flight and they were marketing themselves. Yes. Throughout the entirety of the flight. Yes. And in the airport lobby. Both the LA, or the Burbank Airport and the Phoenix Airport. And then we looked them up and these foods. They're sizable. Oh they

do much better than we do. Yeah they do. They have hit the mark. So you know we could like Really, we're just jealous of these foods. And this is a genuine call. If anyone from these foods ends up seeing this clip, please have a couple of crackers like myself and Ryan in a video. We would love to hang out and be in a These Foods video. Do whatever hot sauce challenge you're doing, whatever like... Drink 20 modellos in one sitting. Trying to drink 20 modellos while running on a slip and slide.

I don't know what they do. That sounds like adjacent to probably like the type of... I think I looked at the... They'd kind of like that. Well yeah, they also do like These Foo's beach day, where they just go to the beach and vlog it. Yeah. So maybe they could do like...

What about like These Foo's basketball tournament versus you and me? Horse tournament. Horse, there you go. They'd still win, they have more foos. I mean, it's just you and me. They do have more foos than us, fuck. I guess we could try to get Luke, well he likes basketball, I'm not sure

how good he is at basketball. He plays soccer mostly, not basketball. He's great at soccer. How about foos ball? So these foos, foosball, you know, versus super mega. Human foosball. Sounds like a Mr. Beast video, there you go. Where you, where we have sensors rigged up so I'm actually playing a foosball game with someone else except the other foos and you and Luke and like some other, some other super mega pals are

all like on these things so like the sensors whenever I'm doing it it Does flip y'all around just breaks my back We spend like $300,000 building this fucking like engineering this room on this big set with this engineering Marvel honest Yeah, honestly that that seems like it wouldn't be the most impossible thing to build but it would cost a lot of money and I like the idea of getting basically crucified on this on this pole like my arms are strapped to it and then just well you're like you know you're like a

foosball man yeah yeah and uh just immediately it's gonna be like one of those videos where the dudes get like their sleeve caught in a lathe and then just go whoop your skin is gonna stick to the metal pole as they rip you off. There's gonna you see a line of like Where your spine was? It's not funny like in a cartoon where they rip a band-aid off too hard and you can see the skeleton underneath Oh, I do love that. That did happen to me once. Yeah, uh-huh Rip the band-aid off and I went straight to the bone. That's- you're lying. I'm not lying about these deals though. These ads. No. No more ads. Okay. Fine. No ads.

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didn't, if you if you in solidarity with Matt and I refuse to show ads. Mm-hmm. I don't care if it breaks our contract Luke. We should put like when we renew our deal we should make sure they put something in the contract about Luke specifically. So it's like if podcast editor Luke doesn't do exactly what we ask him to do on the podcast Must always edit the podcast in the nude Yeah and Luke's like I didn't sign that deal I mean we had you look over it, you know, it was sent to all of our emails Luke It was the business email, do you not read your business emails?

I mean Elon Musk just, you know, this is why Elon Musk sent out all those emails to the federal government. What did you do this week? Let's start doing that to Luke you know our only employee let's go ahead at the end of every week let's send out an email saying what did you do this week? I saw this screenshot of that email that was sent out it literally looks like it was it was like written by Musk like in the wee hour like as he was sent out it literally looks like it was it was like written by musk like in the wee hour like as he was like late night doing his drug binges or whatever the fuck he does and just he was like it's literally just five there's like send five points of what you did like hold on i'll try to find a picture like it looks like the most

unofficial stupid shit he didn't tell anyone in the White House he was doing this so they were kind of like Taken aback when he sent these emails to every single federal employee of the government Saying you have to explain what you did this week, so we know you're useful This is what federal employees got in their official business email employees got in their official business email What did you do last week Please reply to this email with prox five bullets of what you accomplished last week and CC your manager Deadline is Monday to 1159 like that seems like it's written by someone who like

To take business school watch boss, baby or like or like some shit like it just it like doesn't make sense I don't know well I there's a lot to complain about of course with that move you know well luckily he didn't send it to us because we're not federal employees we could be if the administration would like to basically absorb us as a company and make it a federally funded podcast show. Well I don't know, we might in that case would probably like get defunded eventually. They're already talking about defunding colleges for hosting protests that they don't like. But colleges, that's bullshit.

You know, you don't need to give money to them. They're just spreading gay liberal ideology where you you and I, on the other hand, are not. Nope. And if we were given federal funding, we would spend it wisely, like we would build the foosball room. Yes. You know? We could attack a foreign politician who's being invaded by Russia for the for the for the kicks and giggles just for fun right as long as they're our ally yeah yeah like

long-standing allies yes like like we said we we made a deal we signed where they would give up all their nuclear weapons in return of us always protecting them but then think then think about the prank and how much of like an own it would be if we just went, psych, you know? Okay. You know, a clear. On national television.

Yes. And also imagine if, nevermind. I mean, we don't have to imagine this stuff actually happening, it sucks and it's stupid and I hate it. But there's nothing we can do but smile and wave. Because we want that federal government funding. This is the, you know, I'm sure without a doubt this administration number 47 will implement some form of state media I'm sure, you know, because America doesn't have state media. Didn't they already talk about that? Russia does. Like Trump TV or some shit?

Yeah, I could I could see at some point in the next four years there being state media probably an already existing thing like Newsmax or OANN getting like absorbed by the government and federally funded as state media I think that could be us. We could you and I could be like the guys For the Trump administration, you know, like we're the guys. I mean they are going to podcast bros They got they got Theo von rooting for Russia for for some reason I guess you know I'm sure he was paid to do that us on the other hand did those tweets though cuz he's a little bitch On the other hand those tweets though cuz he's a little bitch

You know that's my big dude that that's like my that's your big get is Theo Vaughn you and Brittany broski both, bro Talk about a threesome Wow, right? No, I will not objectify other entertainers just for fun. Cut it out! I don't know why, but I do remember just seeing a picture of Freddie Dredd and Theo Vaughan with each other. No clue why. They look about the same. Kinda. One has the big beard and one has the big hair. You know?

That's true. It's like they... Well, Freddie's a a little more ginger than Theo Theo's like very ginger He's got some he's got some Irish blood. It's a beautiful beard. Did you ready go on Theo Von I? Don't know I mean a lot of people have been on Theo Von like Timothée Chalamet was recently on the Theo Von shit Chalamet that's right You know I'll tell you something, dude. If you just blew our Theovon chances, I'm li- I like, no cap, Ryan. I'm fucking- I think that like, he could have us on the pod.

I don't think he cares really about like, I don't know. You know what I'm saying? It's my Theovon impression. You said a lot. Yeah, he- and he always does. Um. You know what I'm saying? It's my Theo Von impression. You said a lot. Yeah, and he always does. I'm sure he's a...I haven't watched too much of him. So I'm being a little...I know I'm being a little...

a little butthole. You know, as some people would say. You're being a big fucking tight pink butthole. I'm sure he's done some talented comedic bits in the past. Freddie Dredd? No, well he's definitely done some funny shit in the past. A few. Especially that No Nut November video.

Yeah, I think he kind of ruined it. What? Okay, I wasn't going to say anything, but I really think that you brought the extra sauce to that video that just didn't exist through any other performer that was included You know hashtag facts and opinions No, I just back okay, hash hashtag and logic Because logic was gonna be on the track, but was he speaking of Freddie Freddie Freddie you know he knows logic and

a long time ago he sent me a song that it was a beat Logic made that Freddie rapped on and this was never released. But I just want to let everyone know it's a piece of lost media, the Logic-Freddie-Dread track and I'll be honest it's pretty dang good. Like you're you're essentially like the Martin Shkreli with the Wutane Clan album. But instead of Wutane Clan it's the rapper Logic and Freddie Dredd. Yep. So suck on that one Dreadheads. Does he call them Dreadheads because that's pretty good. I don't know. I don't know if he has a name for his fans. Well, he originally...

He got the name Freddy Dread because when he started he had dreads. And uh... they were beautiful dreads. Well, in protest. Right. Saying, oh, I can't have these? Well, watch this. The classic whites for dreads protest by Freddie Dredd. Yeah, and by the way, guys, a lot of the money that we raise through this podcast, a portion of it

does go to Whites for Dreads. So we just want to thank you all for your support, because it does mean a lot. It does help these whites get their dreads. I Think that dreads for whites sounds better But I Don't have any say in It's fine The names already been registered with the like nonprofit

organization committee or whatever so can't really change it at this point. I mean we could, it would just be timely. It comes in the process like whites for dreads, like it's only a collective of white people trying to get dread, but really it's a collective of a group of people from around the nation, like a collective of people trying to get dreads for white people, you know?

But I'm almost worried that we're excluding a large just the title feels like whites for dread makes it sound like it's it's like a white specific only whites right trying to get these I mean it is even though only whites are going to be the ones getting these dress right the dreads are for the whites but it's it's you know we could really use some support on this one from other groups yeah and this the name kind of might exclude that well after the podcast we can look up the process of maybe changing a foundation name sorry I just like thought of the there was a time in

history where it was so goofy where it was really just like whites and non-whites. Like to describe everything else, everyone else that like exists and like all the different people in this melting pot of America. It was just whites and then non-whites. Just such a blatant blanket term to describe tens of multiple different Ethnic groups you know how much money it would be to install 40 or 50 water fountains in a row You know we're talking about cost here. We're trying to reduce costs

We need one water fountain for the whites and then the rest of our fountain for everyone else Cuz so stupid what you want to have a water fountain for the Italians the eight like the Koreans You know, it's like it's too many water fountains. Let's keep it simple You know many bathrooms that have to make 3000 probably 3000 probably. Yeah, known today, yeah, absolutely. I wonder, I remember seeing something that like, eventually the human race, we will all be like, in olive shade.

Because eventually with enough, they have an olive shaped, and I was like, huh? Yeah, we're gonna basically,'re gonna basically have these beautiful little pits No, but but apparently after enough sex is had and enough years have passed there's not really Diverse racial groups or ethnic groups anymore. Everything is kind of melded together into one beautiful human race Well racists have another term for this hat for this thing the great replacement It's how we're how how have another term for this thing, the great replacement. It's how the all seeing illuminati from behind the scenes is making it so that white people won't exist one day. And God, what an awful place it'll be. The world without white people, what will we do? You know, what will we do without a

The whites the pure whites Does that count Italians? Mmm? I'm just gonna say it I I've been looking around say it. No spray. I've been looking around. I don't think there's any worry, but there's still a lot of white people out there. I don't think y'all whiteys have anything to worry about of the great replacement. Yeah, you know, this is real rich coming from someone

with Palestinian descent. You're biased. You don't face the same struggle I do as a full white. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm Wonder Bread white. I'm fucking Mike23 and me, I was really excited to find out some eccentric DNA I had, like something cool. Just makes it sound like the white people are near the dodo bird levels of extinction.

We gotta save the white race. We are. You saw what happened to the dodo's It actually is very sad that we We basically thick-ass beautiful bird Yeah, and like we don't you and I don't get to enjoy that fucking beautiful bird anymore because what did they hunt it? What what what happened to it was hunted to extinction? They couldn't have just saved like a two or three of them in a cage I mean like don't kill these ones.

I think the same thing for the Tasmanian tiger. Yeah. Hunted to extinction. Which that thing was freaky looking. It was cool! Really cool. I mean there's still a lot of cool animals that exist, but it does suck when you go throughout like another depressing one is the, I think it's the white rhino where there's like one

female in captivity or something and there's no males or anything like that so it's just kind of like I don't know if it's already died or like what the story now is with that But I just it's like one of those sass where if you're just waiting for the ex like the extinction point to happen because you just It's it's on the precipice Unless they found another white rhino You know that um that zoo trip no, you know that that zoo trip no you know that ivory plaque I ordered for the office that has the funny brothers engraved in it I don't know could be it you know um there's a very sad extinction picture where it's taken from a helicopter, I think, and it's the last lion of this type of... one species of lion.

Is it the way he's just solo by himself? Yeah, yeah. He's just walking by himself and there are no more of his... he is the last of his species and he's just walking by himself. Oh, and a really sad one. The polar bear? No, no, the skin. Well, they're you know, they're not extinct but the that image of like the like skinny Oh, yes, fuck polar bear just walking in the not tundra but like Isn't is it is it is a tundra the snowy kind of desert landscape? Yeah, you know not desert but like, you know flat snowy

Yeah, I see. It's just the big cold fucking But there's one that is really sad that you can listen to and it's like the mating Call of a bird that is the very last one of its species and it's like calling out for another bird that doesn't exist It's very sad. I feel like that popped up on like YouTube recommended for like a lot of people at once. Yeah. Yeah. It's one of those.

I've seen that recently, recently probably being within the past two years. Same. It was, it was, it was a little bit ago, but I remember seeing that and being like, damn, that's sad. I mean, maybe we're just applying human emotion to it and the bird is just trying to get some pussy. And he doesn't know he's the last one, he's just like, just wants a little bird snatch.

Yeah, he's not thinking about it on the grand cosmic scale of like, I'm the last of my kind. All on my lonesome now. Yeah, he's probably just like, God damn, I want some pussy. Let me get some of that bird slit. Yeah. Some of that bird box, box be some of that cloaca fun. We're gonna swap cloaca slime. Yes

That's what happens when they mate. I don't know swap slime, baby. I don't know if it's that Simplified they connect their little clue they go with their cloacas and the boy squirts is cloaca juice into the They go with their cloacas and the boy squirts his cloaca juice into the females cloaca. It's like Avatar. Kinda, just quick. You know when they like put their ponytails together. You know they have long tails, these are just short stubby butt holes. Right. Type orify.

Well, you know, Avatar, unlike nature, Avatar was created by man in a studio so it can be as beautiful as we want it to look but nature Not only pretty that's right I love him, dude What's your favorite James Cameron movie? Is you know there's Terminator 2 aliens I think Man, I think though. What's what's eating Gilbert Godfrey. It's pretty good So I just I just I just picture like an AI clip of someone because I've seen it is like

Gilbert Godfrey playing playing like the fat mom and Gilbert Grape through AI Now they just replace someone in it with AI. I think Gilbert Godfrey should replace Leo They just replace someone in it with AI. I think Gilbert Godfrey should replace Leo In that movie. I think he would have done a great job Simple Jack. Mm-hmm. You know just I haven't seen Gilbert Grape. I just want to throw that out there. Have you not? No, I've just seen clips from it on YouTube Justin showed me. Justin's like dude, you gotta watch it. It's so good It is good or maybe he hadn't seen it either and we both just sat down and watched clips from it one day I think you I think also

Maybe I think Jennifer Aniston is in it too. Mm-hmm. Yeah, dude. Leo's so small in that movie. He's like he's a small bean I know he's a small little bean. This is before Titanic fame and before vaping phase I haven't seen it a bit. But every time I watch it I I'm reminded again that damn. It's one of those movies that you kind of like, when you're young, when you're a young boy, you want to hate. It's Titanic. Yeah, but then I remember that moment. It was like a reshow. They were reshowing it in theaters. And I went with my high school girlfriend at the time.

I just. And I think it in theaters and I went with my high school girlfriend at the time. I just... And I think it was like a double date or something. And it was like one of those moments where like I maybe have seen the movie on television or something and I was only interested in the boat sinking part. So that's all I gave attention to. Which is a very large part of the movie. Yeah. But you know I would only like care if I actually saw the shit hat, like the boat going down.

So like, upon seeing it for the first time, you know, it was kind of like, I went in, being like, I'm just seeing this, I'm just taking my girlfriend. It's a girl movie, she wants to see it, so you know, I'm just being a good boyfriend, taking her. Lo and behold, I was invested all the way through. It's a great movie, it's a classic.

Yeah, I know you're sitting there It just mean like, you know, I was just thinking about football the whole time You know me baby But it is good. It is one of those movies where as like a middle school boy It's it's for some reason I guess because it's it's romance It's it's associated as like that is that's that's a chick flick and that's like what girls watch while they're eating ice cream and cry. It's good, it's a really good movie. I watched it like a year ago again

and it's fucking great. We had it on VHS when I was a kid and it was split into two different VHSs because I guess it was too long. You remember those? They did that with games too. They did that with like Fallout 3 and like Grand Theft Auto 5 and shit for like the Xbox 360 or just the old consoles

that couldn't fucking play it like that. But now you can download things digitally. I forgot about that where there'd be more on a second disc. Mm-hmm. Same with like- Put in disc, insert disc too. I mean, you remember old computer games at like Best Buy, it was like multiple installation discs.

Well yeah, like back in the day of Floppies, to install a game, you'd have like 10 floppy discs that you'd have to one by one do. I had a game like that when I was a kid that we had the floppy discs for and it was Quest for Glory. And I wanna play it on the channel at some point, or on stream. It's a point-and-click medieval game It's amazing and I remember having to install with my dad one at a time those those little disks, but

Titanic the ship sinking part is brutal. It's like it's pretty it's pretty fucking brutal Like I wouldn't say that's quite a chick flick because they don't tone that shit down. That's pretty intense. James Cameron had a fun old time watching people go BOMB! BOOM! BOOM! I know, that's the best part. When they fall and it's like BOOM! They start flipping.

I mean, that probably actually, that did actually happen. There was at least someone who went BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! There was human pinball. There had to have been human pinball. One person that fell, smacked a rail. One person that split in half, dude. There definitely was. And then went all the way up.

Someone fell. And went boop boop boop boop. You know? Definitely like, uh... Same thing with 9-11. Oh yeah. That one's more recent. And I guess more touchy.

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Yeah, but usually people wear those with shoes. Yeah. It's like lube for the shoe. Yeah, you're trying to yuck my my yum my brother. No, I'm not I'm starting this I'm starting this sock thing you even I even see that you're copying me and and you're trying to say that Everyone's been doing it for I Don't know. All right, I'll come clean about it. I Think this is a great idea

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Wait. At the age of like 30. Wait, wait you put those on your feet? Oh, I thought they were like mittens, like cooking mittens. Imagine socks on his hand taking like cookies out. Ah! Oh, these don't work, why do people use these? Imagine socks on his hand taking like cookies out AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH Which was the show and then the movie was stupid stuff with Ryan and Connor the movie movie You're a little older. You're a little edgier. It's like you you guys saw silly stuff

Well, I have that VHS at my place and you said that you have the ability I can digitize it for you I would love that I know how to do that now. There's probably like hours of just bullshit I think it's like me. I would love to do whether it's a pocket I think instead of a podcast episode, there should be like some one-off type. An episode of a certain show? Yeah, exactly. At some point on the channel,

it would be cool to go back in time to see where things first cropped up in our wanting to entertain people ventures. I've, we've talked about this before, and I like, I would love to do a video where you go through that you go through maybe the underwater pyramid we look at my old YouTube channels. I should just bring that and read it for a podcast. The underwater pyramid. Have you not? I don't think so. The underwater pyramid has been

has been much hyped for years. We I guess is there a special episode we could save it for? Episode 100! Alright guys, episode 100! Get ready for it. We should get like a trailer made and like a logo and like all this dramatic like The underwater pyramid. I love that. That's like, that's just a year, that's about a year away. Yeah, about exactly. A little less than a year.

So probably like February or late January 2026 I believe is when we'll hit, you guys will finally get to see the underwater pyramid with your own. Are we just 100 is going to be the underwater? I think that's a, what better way to celebrate? I mean on Super Mega Cast, you know, you talked about the underwater pyramid many times and people wanted to hear it, they wanted to know. Because I mean, a pyramid underwater? What's the deal with that?

It's a crazy adventure. Sounds like it. It's like you can tell it was written by just like... A genius. Sure. It goes from, I was on a walk with my cousin and then my mom was kidnapped! That's what happens. And then we went to the desert and climbed up, but then we found, oh I don't want to

get into it. Don't spoil it dude, damn. You're right, you're right, you're right. Don't have to wait and see. That was a good teaser though. I haven't read it myself, so I'm not quite sure what happens after that, but it does, can we publish it? Well, here's the thing, I cut this part out, Luke. It's funny because I think at the end of this book, I teased The Underwater Pyramid 2.

And imagine if I could just write something like super short and I like... We write and publish it? Yeah, where it's like, it's been 10 years in the making. Dude, that's hilarious. So for episode 100... You made The Underwater the underwater pyramid when you were 20, huh? You made it when you were 20? It's oh my god Holy shit, that's I hate that feeling cuz usually in my head I Used to have like ten years ago. Yeah, so you're a kid. I was 20

I think we should keep that part in that was really yeah honestly dude like that that is every kid's dream because it's like you make your own book and you're like fourth grade or something you're like I'm very second actually and then I'll make an ad at the end of the book for the sequel but you know it's like you think about like you wish it could be real you have the ability to make it real and make little Ryan very happy to finally finish the saga because it didn't I think it well I again I don't Think about, like you wish it could be real. You have the ability to make it real and make little Ryan very happy. To finally finish the saga.

Cause it, I think it, well, again, I don't wanna spoil so much. Does it end on a cliffhanger? I think so. Or should I say a pyramid hanger? That's good. Thank you. It is interesting that we are going to commit to waiting about a year, but I think it'll be well worth it.

Listen dude, if you don't want to, it can happen sooner. I just think it's, you know... 100. It gives something to happen for episode 100, you know? Exactly. Or we could show our balls. We already do that on the Patreon. Yeah. We do it monthly for those who don't know and want to subscribe. Would that be false advertising? Could we get sued?

And all of a sudden we have to like go and like retroactively like upload images into past albums because I think Of our testicles. Of our testicles. See we have been supplying testy pics. Q&A August 2021 and balls as well. Mm-hmm. I honestly If you want to do the underwater pyramid sooner I'm okay with that but you know it is it is good to keep them on the hook. That is true. But if you want me to digitize silly stuff with Ryan. We need to hang out so after after your little trip this right here this VCR I got to take it

home or take it to wherever we're hanging out and I can digitize it. It's really easy actually. I always thought it was like some crazy hard process. All you gotta do is just hook up an Elgato to the VCR and then just record what comes out of there. I always thought digitizing, like getting something off of a tape was this crazy process where, because I had a-

It used to be, Elgato I made it probably so much easier I had a bunch of old home videos and I wanted them digitized so I had to take them to like a specialist in Burbank took like four weeks it was expensive well actually no but those those were a special type of tape that I don't have any way to play those in a VCR well Were those the tapes like labeled like brunette red dress, blonde? No. Basically. But.

Windy day I like do you sidewalk fun isn't it funny that back in the day like? Porn was either like you had a magazine So like you're jerking off having to hold like like hold up a magazine mm-hmm, and it doesn't move It's just one single glossy laminated picture I think you can flip through the pages, but you probably like come on No You'll pick the one you like most and but you had to reuse your imagination because you know in pornography usually

You know they do all the heavy lifting for you Yeah, but if you're looking at playboy, you know you're gonna have to fill in the fill in the blanks Well, what does this person sound like? They're not this tiny. How big are they? They're probably regular human sized. Or maybe they're big big. Like a giant big. Like a giant.

Maybe she puts me in her pussy. That's a fetish for people. Not me, of course. But you know, your imagination, you'd have to imagine how she's bending that thing over, like all sorts of details. I think we've lost our ability of details I think the line of beads on the skin. What what I was quoting a movie Hannibal Hannibal Hector. Mm-hmm. Love Hannibal Hector but Also, you you could also have porn on a on a on a VHS

Which in my opinion is the superior way to watch pornography, you know? Or it's like, some people I'm guessing would also, I guess, rent porn and then transfer it to like their own VHS? Or like, I don't know. Yeah, because people would copy, right? Yeah, they'd copy tapes back then. That's how like South Park got started. Like Matt Stone and Trey Parker made like this little animated skit. That actual paper, like stop motion paper. It's really cool to see how South Park began.

I haven't seen their original skit they made, but they basically made it and then, because someone hired them to make it and they forgot about it. And then one day, someone was like, you guys, you got to see this if you heard of this and they're like Oh, that's ours because they're beginning passed around and copied so much like that It got back to them, which I think is awesome viral in that era Which that's how something got viral and now that's hard back then there's another stuff that went viral, but it wasn't

cool or legal. SARS? SARS? Yeah. What is that? The virus. Oh no. I'm talking about another VHS tape. With R. Kelly. Oh, the R. Kelly one, yeah. That's crazy. Joe Rogan's seen it. He has. I had to make a copy immediately. You know just because it's history. You know you want to preserve history. Apparently back in the day like in Hollywood you could just go to like a fucking like shop and just get the Arkelic tape because they would just copy it and sell it. I'm sure the same with like the Pamela Anderson tape. Dude you gotta come over this Friday I got

Pamela Anderson on tape. Bora had it on tape. Yeah, he did Yeah, he did. You know what I would love honestly, I would love I just had an idea for a show we could do what if you and I just dress up as penguins Actually fuck my idea that that's where it's at No, yeah What if we just went to like thrift stores around LA and yard sales whatever and we just get Like VHS is unlabeled ones and we just go through them and find find some beautiful stuff on them I would love to have a wonderful sketch idea that involves that where we can actually do some like real reactions But I have I think

We'll see we should start a little brainstorm. We should and also for our mail opening videos You guys should mail us some VHS porn because why no female opening videos That's a good point think about it Maybe you will have to do that me things On the patreon. Yeah, of course we show that on YouTube, but please mail us porn VVHS is we want to start a collection We have a DVD collection of porn. It's not in here. I don't know why I like tilt on my head. I keep it at your place You say that it's like for safety just in case yeah I just don't want guests come to the office of getting offended by it. I can get my place

It's not a big deal, but if we're gonna do the reaction and stuff you should bring it here at some point Yeah, I can do that for a day But Matt yeah, what's with all the shit on the screen right now? Oh fuck like Like we're not full. We're not no we're we're we're like a Quarter like picture and picture kind of thing right now does this always this always happens right? I? Think so I but that list of like scrolling names. There's two of them. I don't know if That I think it it. I don't know if that's always there, but I did

wait, I don't know if that's always there, but I did. Wait, I, those look like some like, I recognize a lot of these names cause they appear on a lot of like right wing donor sites. Yeah, most of them, at least the ones in the top list. I see a lot of those. Also- Well those are big donors. Big donors, like big, big Proud Boy members, big donors to a lot of political action groups.

Yeah, because I recently just went through their, I just wanted to see who's involved in those groups. You wanna know who's funding these dark, sinister things. Yeah, and I'm just saying I recognize a lot of names that I'm seeing scroll by. A lot of the green names I'm seeing, those are people that I have seen give smaller contributions to like hateful groups, but

You know if if you guys Listening or watching and want to be on the group no If you want to counteract this hate you can go to patreon.com slash super mega You can get an extra chunk of this podcast every week as well as a bunch of shows and all behind the scenes and stuff and Stickers in the mail every month all sorts of fun stuff and your name will replace one of these bigots names So so if you guys want to stop hate and replace it with love if you want to spread love you can go Sign up for one of the three tiers on our patreon and help support some funny brothers. Thank you guys for watching We love you

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