supermegashow - Top 5 Saddest Things Ever | supermegashow - 039

Episode Date: December 2, 2024

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That's Shopify.com slash super all lowercase. All lowercase is not part of the URL. It's just super all lowercase letters. Shopify.com slash super. Welcome everyone to another episode of Super Mega Show, episode 39 I believe. And I just want to get it out of the way. I know the audio listeners probably aren't as aware to this or they can't observe it really because they can't see what's going on before their eyes. They can simply only hear, unfortunately.

But for those that can see, I wanna get this out of the way and I wanna mention it. We have replaced one of the bits, and by we I mean I replaced one of the bits of decoration on set. There was like an old kind of computer and I thought maybe for an episode we could try something just a little different.

Just so I've, you know, we received this as a gift in a mail opening video. It's a dead baby shark in a jar. So I figured that being the main centerpiece of the decoration of the video form of the podcast would be good. We could even like name them. Sure. Like it could be like Darren the dead baby shark in a jar. Devin the dead baby shark in a jar. Was it necessary to break the computer I built for the set?

Because you know I had to put basically an iPad Mini and get a custom 3D printed, like did you have to break the shell open and? Well I didn't, you didn't have Netflix logged in on your computer and you were gone at like a doctor's appointment and I was here and I just wanted the, I just needed to get the iPad out because I wanted it. Well you got it out, Yeah, definitely got it out Just if it was if you if Netflix was signed into your computer, I wouldn't have had to

Right. Okay. I mean baby shark dead baby shark in a jar Donald the dead baby shark in a jar is that maybe that's a little too political. Where's that iPad by the way? little too political. Where's that iPad by the way? Um it's somewhere laying around I can't remember I I got pretty high and I I you know expensive that's an iPad mini but they're expensive still that's like a 2023 version that's like 600 bucks well don't worry I mean I was I was I was safe I I rode my bicycle all the way home to Beverly Hills. With that backpack that's always hanging open? Okay, well, I mean, can't you at least be a little bit excited that I went out of my way to add a little bit

of more like presentation, you know, it's not the same old thing every time people who watch it are probably getting bored. I know, I know, we got, the fish tank is gone and the, something else is gone the computer the the Mac back there the screen wasn't working from the start that we wanted to show stuff On that we looked up The computer that was back there This it's not it's not slowly falling apart. It's just no no we Okay, the fish tank if you do like a time-lapse from episode

Like how dirty it gets over time. You can just watch it, just brrrr. I really want someone to do that actually, like someone on Reddit or Twitter. Do it yourself, Watson. I don't have time, dude. I'm too busy clapping cheeks if you catch the drift. Sex with vagina. Ooh, never heard vaginas mentioned as cheeks before. Front cheeks maybe.

And you're just not looking for the right ladies, Ryan. True. You know? If you get big enough, you get the... Yeah, but I would love someone to make like an animation of that fish tank draining slowly. But we are gonna revamp the set a little bit. We do want these computers to display stuff on the screens.

We just had to move one of them for a little bit that's over there for another sketch. We're doing Ryan the light is off That one's supposed to be off, right? Crazy fun fact this monster energy. I'm drinking. This is from the last time's gonna get the first sip. That's a crazy fun Yeah, it's absolutely not no you get the second sip sip that's a crazy fun yeah absolutely not no you get the second sip don't backwash please don't backwash but fun fact is this is from the last episode I drank more bubbles than I did drink no I'm not giving it back dude I drank more bubbles dude that's not my fault that's not my fault cuz you you the bubbles appear at the top. I didn't make the bubbles appear at the top. You don't even let me finish my fun fact dude. I'm feeling sleepy.

I don't know if I can stay awake unless I get another sip of Monster cause the sip I took had too many bubbles. Waterfall it. I'm gonna spill it all over this Walid merch. Oh also. What, that wasn't a water, what was that? You started a waterfall and then just sucked on it a little bit. You went, it's like you started a waterfall, didn't commit, and then just moved your lips to accommodate the position of a waterfall.

What was that, dude? That was like way worse than just drinking it regularly. I didn't want to. If I actually cared about. I will say thank you because I got considerably less bubbles in that sip. And now I feel energized to listen to this other fun fact. I know I said speaking of but Matt you've been wanting to say this fun fact. The fun fact was just literally that this was from the last episode and I just never

opened it so now instead of having to go get a new one I already have one on set but you know not a big whoop-de-doo it's not it's not a huge like crazy fun fact now I'm I thought it was a fun fact really I mean anything can be a fun fact depending on your personality and how you how you deliver it fun fact six million sad fact you know I think the world needs a lot more fun facts right now. Imagine like being the person that goes into YouTube, goes into the search bar and goes top 10 saddest facts. There's a WatchMojo video for it, surely.

Top 10 saddest things. I guarantee there's a watch, dude, WatchMojo. I like being that general. Top 10 saddest stuff. What do you think is the top 10 saddest things of all time? Dying young babies dying Okay, babies dying young babies dying is very sad, but like okay. Let's let's create. Let's create this list Everyone everyone's probably having a great week. Yeah, let's bring let's bring the mood down a little bit This is this is watch Meg's top five saddest things. Dying young babies.

The Holocaust. Or dying old babies. I'm just leaving room for Benjamin Button in there because that was a sad movie. That was a very sad movie. I cried when he died. Because he was technically old but he was so young at the same time. Exactly. He turned into a sperm at the end.

Yeah. Holocaust? Did they step on it? Did someone accidentally sm the end. Yeah, Holocaust. They step on it someone accidentally smush them Unfortunately They keep them in a little jar to give speeches that like to give TED talks You know there could be a little I wish we had a little a little sperm in this jar right here So we're did you come up with a second saddest? I did say the Holocaust number two the Holocaust and now these are in no specific order or how about number two Holocaust there's been multiple Holocaust in our lifetime not to say once in our lifetime sorry not in our

life I mean like in our not in our lifetime I meant in human kind yes yeah in human history or maybe there have been in our lifetime and we're just ignorant in our what's the not lifetime in our history in our speech in our species time in our species lifetime I will speak in a species extinction okay that's pretty sad so a lot of death when something goes extinct this so maybe could all these be summed up into death okay death so then death saddest thing or more things how about How about when a... Line at a public restroom.

Line at a public restroom. Where there's no other restroom that's around and you have to wait in the line, or you have to suck it up. Like it's an emergency, you can't just like, ugh, fuck it, I guess I won't go piss. This is a shit and you have to go diarrhea or something? That is, that's absolutely brutal.

Especially it's a public like gas station bathroom You know, it's gonna not be pleasant. I feel sad for anyone in that situation So that's number two when my mom walked out on my father Instead of trying to work things out specifically when Matt's mom walked out on his father Not like people walking out or people not, you know Marriages or anything it is about marriage when my mom was specifically your Matt's mother this top three is Matt's mother walking out and unjustly divorcing your dad justly divorced Dale I mean she should have

taken the Steven Crowder method of suck it up deal with it and move on but you know in terms of not getting a divorce You'd agree that was that can go there right? That was pretty sad. Yeah okay that was that was so for when I think we can all agree was when when Jesus was slain by the Romans. Yep Jesus when he was slain by the Romans. That also is death, but that's a very specific, special death. You know, it doesn't count the same way as if you or I died. Yeah, it was more of a sacrifice.

For all humankind. Yeah. And then we've got one more. Maybe it's... What the fuck is that? Are there skyquakes now? I guess that would be thunder no there's sky quakes are a real thing in fact I watched a video about them last night, and that's really weird that you bring that up Let's talk about that after we come up with number five

So we all know the next topic in the podcast is going to be sky quake uh-huh number five maybe when When when Luke, no, I was gonna say when he gets the filter messed up on top of the super mega neon sign, but that's at least number six, that's not number five. Number five could be like... What about like the end of the Green Mile? Specifically the end of Green Mile? Okay. I'm scared.

Oh, I don't want to see the darkness, boss. The darkness scare Boo Boo. How's his name? I don't think his name was Boo Boo. What was his name? Boss! Boss. No, his name, I don't remember his name but why do I feel like boo-boo was a... Big Red? Was his name Big Red? Wasn't Big Red unfortunately. I've only seen the movie one time all the way through. We got to get Hunter back out here. So that's on me. So we can watch it with

Hunter from Uncle Sleepover. But Skyquakes. You've all heard about them. You've all experienced them. It happens typically around lightning and rain. Not thunder. So you're telling me Matthew. Matthew Watson, are you telling me right now that skyquakes is different than thunder? Very, very, very different. Would a human be able to tell the difference between a squ- is there sound that comes with a skyquake? Skyquakes are mysterious loud booming sounds that seem to come from the sky And I have heard these myself because In Charleston, where I grew up, there is like off the coast would

Maybe like once or twice a year, there's just a gigantic sonic blast That they never have like an explanation for It's probably like military something It's a known phenomenon maybe like once or twice a year, there's just a gigantic sonic blast that they never have like an explanation for. It's probably like military something. It's a known phenomenon. But it's just, they've been happening though since like, you know, before we had military aircraft. Sorry, can I say phenomena? Or do I have to end it, is it a phenomenon?

Phenomenon? It's a phenomenon, but is phenomenon? Phenomenon is plural, I think. Okay. phenomenon? Phenomenon is plural I think. Okay. So it's happened multiple times so technically we don't- Yeah I've heard it many times. So it's a so it's a phenomena? Yeah it's a phenomena and it's just like a big- I'll be chilling.

Oh dude when it would happen at night time- Big chilling? It- when it happens at night that's the scariest. Just- BBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR Rattles the windows mean when someone breaks into my house. Yeah, okay. I mean it's when it's the scariest But you can't see shit, but skyquakes are Yeah, a phenomenon where a loud banging sound is reported to originate from the sky especially when they're armed That is very scary You've never heard a skyquake

Lewis and Clark heard one 1804 now that I think it's skyquake sounds like and Clark heard one. 1804. Now that I think of it, Skyquake sounds like a some sort of like Skyrim power. Like some sort of like under a skill tree in some medieval RPG. Skyquake. You like, you go through the skill tree to learn the ultimate move, Skyquake. That cost five skill points. Not just one, but five. No, no no you gotta save up for that one there are Hypotheses about the origin moderate-sized meteors causing sonic booms as they strike the lower atmosphere, okay? This is that that makes sense yeah, because it doesn't take much to break the sound barrier But dude it's fucking loud as shit. I it would always fascinate me as a kid.

Those of y'all who live in Charleston, South Carolina, have y'all ever heard one of those sonic blasts where just suddenly in the middle of the day all the windows shake and it's a big ol' boom? Yeah, it's usually after your mom eats Mama Kim. Shut up, dude. Stop, knock that shit off. Kerplow!

Gas explosions either by ignition or sudden release of trapped deposits. Gas escaping from fence in the earth's surface Gas escaping from your mom's ass, you know Actually, you know what that one's warranted after she walked out on tail I gotta I gotta stop giving her so much so Yeah, so I was I should have been applauded for that joke instead of then you shamed me with your eyes for that joke instead of then you shamed me with your eyes. Oh, unshamed with my eyes. With your blue eyes, your racist eyes.

What the fuck, dude? Why would you call my eyes racist? Because they're blue. And you know, that is from incest. That's where blue eyes come from, the mutation. It comes from inbreeding, technically. Who'd you have incest with? Not me dude. Well I used to have brown eyes and then I fucked my cousin and then they

turned blue. That's where I'm like oh you get blue eyes by like fucking a cousin or something? Wake up I look in the mirror. No! They do think gas rising up from the bottom of the ocean like these big bubbles and then popping could be the big sonic booms and your mom burping dude like the ocean being your stomach you know fluid the bubbles coming up it's all yeah I do think it's weird though that you brought up skyquake and I literally watched a video about it last night like what are the odds what what time is it that was like 12 hours ago what what was 12 hours 12 hours ago? When I brought it up? When I watched the video about Skywakes.

Oh, when you watched the video. Okay. And then you just so happened to go and bring it up. And I think that that means there might be one soon. You know? It's like the universe kind of preparing us. Do we get them in California? I've heard of Sonic Boom before, but I always assume when I hear it out here, it's from military shit because it's Los Angeles or it's uh You know just someone lighting off a firework because a lot of fireworks get lit off it

You know the the AM's late p.m.. Sometimes which pisses me the half off. I love it Lego loves it, too Yeah spirit loves it dogs Dogs do love fireworks and a lot of people misconstrue their excitement for fear. A lot of people think that when dogs start cowering under a table or something. No, it's only because that means it's more of a reverberation. Like, they're in a smaller enclosed area,

so they can hear it better. It's more of like a vibe. They love the vibrations that it causes. It's a proven thing. They also, that's why they make themselves smaller because they can feel the vibrations more. So next 4th of July or New Year's Eve coming up, you know, you gotta make sure, you know,

your dog enjoys the fireworks thoroughly. Have you, have we opened this yet, this baby shark? You shouldn't open it. Why? Because it's a dead baby shark in a jar and that's gross. It's not meant to be opened? It's disgusting. And it's not meant to be opened. It's meant to be enjoyed as decoration.

So, I, dude, it's, I know it's not from... You know, I'm tired of this shit. They're talking about a dead baby shark in a jar and I know while listening to it it's all bullshit. There's a real dead baby shark in a jar. And then they check the video. And they go, oh. Oops. You know, I see him kind of like moving a little bit when I move it around and the way okay

See this this Finn right here his his left flapper or whatever. It's called Yeah, do you like it when if I slightly shake you can see a jiggle it moves but with such a jiggle though That it looks like he's alive But he's not alive. I don't know What if he is what if that fluid is life fluids it's like in the Futurama where they keep the heads in the jug yes you know I'm going to Myrtle Beach see he looks this looks more morbid if we maybe if we sit him up yeah oh dude that changes everything now he's like

standing up you know right cuz before he's upside down Miserable just you know head on the bottom of the jar, but now he's he's standing up It's it's great zoom in on our happy little friend. Does it look good? Here we go. I'll give you a little and for the audio listeners Wow, I also I you were the one that told me about these I've never seen him or heard of them which is still my blow to you. That's not disrespectful This is how I this is how they're always presented. So I feel like there's a reason I Liked it when it was flipped the other way. I'll flip it the other way there. He's happy again

Yeah, he's like he. Yeah. He's like at a shark tail. Exactly. And apparently, you know, there was an uproar about these. Like, that's cruel. Apparently these are- In our comments section? Somewhere. Okay.

And it was like, these are not harvested to be killed. These are, I think, like baby sharks that are already dead from something. A pregnant shark they killed. Yes. I don't know. They killed the mother for soup. I just know that I saw these a lot in like surf shops,

like in Myrtle Beach. Well, not like surf shops, because I guess tourist. Tourist. Tourist beach shops. I'm going to Myrtle Beach this month. Like at waves or you know beach up beaches are us Whatever they're called

Jimmy John's surf Shack They all had names like that Radical Randy's yeah Randy's they sounds like a real one Jimmy John's surf Shack, you know Peter's surfinging House. Trying something out. Supermega's Surfporium?

Wonder, wait, Supermigorium's Wonder Surfporium. Ooh. Supermigorium is pretty good. I mean, it's, I mean, I think it's Taken. No. Not Super super Magorium Taken Taken's with Liam Neeson this no I know that and they also have taken two and three with with Forest Whitaker and three By the way, okay, and in two he he's the one that gets kidnapped But are you confusing taking with mr. Magorium's wonder important? No, no, but Super Magorium is the character that you came up with but but there's already character with the last, it's Mr. Megorium

From Mr. Megorium's Wonder Emporium. Right, right. I think Super Megorium's Wonder Emporium people would People might be able to loosely kind of link the two and maybe try to accuse you of stealing It would create confusion in the marketplace. Yeah, and we'd in the marketplace of ideas. It would create confusion in the marketplace. Yeah, in the marketplace of ideas. We would get hit with a lawsuit probably. Which we have to respect the marketplace of ideas. Of course we have to respect the marketplace of ideas. How are we supposed to know what a bad idea is

unless you test it within the marketplace of ideas? Exactly, instead of giving it, amplifying it to more people. Or instead of doing basic internal thinking. Speaking of basic internal thinking, what is that? I don't know. Was that a skyquake? Sounds like someone just got snubbed with a pillow in the way.

That literally sounded like a silenced pistol. But with a pillow over it. Maybe someone got sick and tired of their shit. Joe Skour and Levitt used to work around these parts. He did. See him in the hallway. I haven't seen him in recent years so I'm assuming he doesn't work around here anymore but there are people on the floor above us but I've never heard them above our podcast

set. You know, well, I well I know we can hear them and I don't think the audience can. Yeah, it's very deep. But I do know that the audience can hear ad reads. This podcast is brought to you by Aura, the most complete online safety toolkit.

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Okay. It's good, right? Yeah. You texted me that this morning. You didn't respond, so. No, I thought I gave it a thumbs up. Maybe I didn't. That's not a response.

I know you typically want me to send a voice memo critiquing the joke Yeah, and I'm sorry, but like you know I'm just getting ready in the morning I'm trying to head to work praising the joke is more so what I'm looking for Cuz I I I'm not gonna send you a joke if it's bad. I already I already I know it's good I mean, that's just your perspective right there are so many different perspectives in the world like, you know, there are some people who probably well for example What's a what's a food you love? What's your favorite food cookies? Yeah Let's go with cookies. Maybe a nice plate of sugar cookies. No

Okay, chocolate chip. I bet think about this someone in the world looks at that and goes ew chocolate chip. I bet, think about this, someone in the world looks at that and goes, EWWW! Disgusting! Like Nazis or something. Probably Nazis. You know, they look at a big ol' or Santa deniers. They look at a big plate of chocolate chip cookies and go, no way he could have taken a bite. Do you think that Santa's choice of cookie is chocolate chip? I mean, I feel like Santa honestly would be more of like a raisin type of guy you don't think it's like homemade cookies with like bunch of fucking shitty frosting and like Jack Frost and the reindeer man the Rudolph is what I meant the reindeer man On Christmas Eve we'd make the sugar cookies that have like the classic reindeer man the reindeer man you the the the

The snow person the colored just ink on the on the cookie You know and then we just put a bunch of icing on top and I wake up in the morning There'd be a fucking bite out of one of those cookies. Yeah, some of them would be gone Dale was fucking just Wait there always have to be a bite, you know, I sometimes'd have to leave carrots, I mean, you typically would have to leave carrots out for all the reindeer. Yeah, I don't think I did that. Santa Claus is already stressed, I don't want him to have to fucking pack his pockets full

of carrots to take back up to the roof. We've talked about this before, but like, it's just like having like... Just some parents, I think there was one time where there was like cat or like dog shit on the porch and my dad was like, yeah, that's reindeer shit. But then like theorizing like my dad just taking his shit on the porch.

Oh my God, look! It's just an obvious like human log of shit. Oh wow. And there's like a little pud log of shit. Oh wow. And there's like a little puddle of piss it's sitting in. But it's like I'm like 26 at this point and I'm just visiting. I'm like, oh, I'm just trying to create the magic again, son. Son, I'm trying to make that magic.

The joy in your eyes as a little boy. I just haven't seen it. I like my dad doesn't have a lick of a Southern accent on him. But we get- My dad doesn't really either. No a southern accent on him, but we get my dad doesn't really either No, but I guess I guess like that more it's more likened at least to your dad's character. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah Yeah No, I guess every day every dad in the super mega verse in our heads kind of has this type like a Hank Hill

It's a dad every dad is like a Hank Hill because my dad's voices is not Like there's a bit of a twang. He sounds like a weenie in real life. It does. Let's just say it Yeah, and your dad also he doesn't sound like a full-blown weenie like Dale, but he does sound like a You know, you know, so it's like if you remember when we were when I was in my early 20 We were both in our early 20s your your dad being a 50-something year old man would sometimes wanna have a competition with me

and fight me. Yeah, he doesn't wanna do that anymore, I think. What? I don't know, you've peaked in physical form and he's just gotten older. I like the idea that it's like, we've both peaked and it wouldn't be worth it, because we're both not at our prime anymore. Winning to you now wouldn't mean it

wouldn't mean anything. Do you think like much like how Jake Paul's win against Mike Tyson technically doesn't really mean anything. I mean it's an exhibition tournament. We didn't really get a chance to talk about this and invent about it. Yeah. He did expose his ass during the during the match. Not during the match but during the lead-up. Actually on members only stream. We watched the fight We did we did so I mean we didn't like display it We'd literally were like watching on our phones while playing webfish. Yeah, it's like oh there. Yeah, he hit him again Hey, oh you missed him. It was a boring ass fight. It was it was a pretty boring fight

I'm like Tyson's old and this was for money. It's more of like see Mike Tyson It's a show it's like WWE more so than anything real boxing there's there's no theatrics involved you know they actually punch each other unlike WWE except WWE did have the Rizzler recently I wasn't it like the AW year it was like it wasn't the actual W it was like the step below, maybe it was WWE. Saying that AEW is a step below WWE. What is AEW?

It's the Burger King to WWE's McDonald's. Amateur wrestling, entertainment league. It's AEW, right? I don't know. I don't watch this stuff. Amateur enjoyable wrestling, you know? I'm sure I will have a period in my 50s where I will be really into, like I'll go back and watch WW and be like, oh my god, it's just like, it really is like an art form.

It's like Cirque de Soleil, you know? It's like the monster trucks of Cirque de Soleil. You know, that's how I think, I'll develop some sort of fatherly southern accent in my 50s I'm sure by that point as well. Yeah, I think I just, men from the south, if they're older than us, that's the voice we give them. And this hypothetical, you're thinking of yourself from your dad's age.

Who's from the south. Yeah. And I'll probably have a wrestling phase too. I kinda had a short wrestling phase for like a week back in like 2019. WWE? I got the channel and Were you watching all the big fights? No, I was just kind of going through giving it a little watch I went on YouTube and I was watching some of like the greatest entrances and McMahon dude

Vince McMahon is such a Vince McMahon who's Ed McMahon? I don't know that is also a person though. I'm talking about the Vince though Vince McMahon He just a documentary or something released on him. Yeah, yeah, I know that. I watched the trailer. And Vince McMahon's wife just got picked for Trump Admin Department of Education I think. Seems like, at first like the documentary, the trailer,

I was like, oh shit, the goofy guy from the memes. And then it's like, oh Yep. Oh You know, I used to say that Vince McMahon was the only good billionaire, but apparently there's no good now. It's just Taylor Swift Well, yeah, okay did he's off that list Billionaire yeah, holy fuck I guess. I think Jay-Z's also a billionaire Cuz did he owned uh Well, he owned the rights to super mega

I don't know how we're gonna get that back I mean if we work hard enough we'll be able to Generate a revenue stream of our own that will hopefully be able to supersede his and then we can buy it off of him He'll be coming to us He'll be he's in prison. So I'll tell you something, dude. Jay-Z? Did he? Oh. I'm not talking about Jay-Z. Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. Jay-Z owns the album, that super mega album. That, you know, we've been trying to release it for years. Jay-Z owns the rights to it. Imagine Martin Shkreli buying the only copy

of the Super Mega album. You know, Martin Shkreli's listened to the Super Mega album. He refuses to share it with anyone. What a fucking douchebag. Yeah, maybe one day someone will. How many years, okay, so he just recently got released from prison. He's been on podcasts and shit.

I haven't really looked much into him because like. He's such a podcasts and shit. I haven't really looked much into him because like He's such a douchebag. I know there's this like up and down of like internet nerds will sometimes kind of be like he's shitty and then there'll be this like collective as I mentioned of the internet nerds that'll be like well actually he's doing it for a specific reason in protest to the, and then it's like, shut up. It's like the people who like defend his choices by being like there's actually a reason that he's doing it.

So basically they say that he hiked the price of this life saving medication to like $750 a pill because then the medical companies have to buy it from them from that much. So they're definitely not gonna charge the person that needs the medication more money because of that, right? Right? Like, it's just fucked either way.

And I feel like people that buy drugs, not the type of drugs you and I do, but pharmaceuticals. Yeah, the people that buy pharmaceuticals despite the price up is just, it's scummy, that's scummy shit, man. Only because it sounds similar and I'm curious. What's, isn't there something called a cuticle?

Cubicle? No, not a cubicle, a cuticle. Something, I'm trying to remember, something to do with the eye. I don't know. What are you talking about? I don't know. Where did this come from?, something to do with the eye, I don't know. What are you talking about? I don't know. Where did this come from?

There's a word, you said, I don't know, I just. You're talking, yeah, a cuticle, cuticle. Cuticle? It's like a hair, where a hair comes from. A hair, okay, is that what it is? I don't know. I was just asking you, I was curious. Where did that come from?

You said a word that sounded similar, and so my brain got interested and finally figured out once and for all what a cuticle is. It's like a hair thing I'm about to tell you what cuticle like a cuticle oil It's a thin layer of clear skin at the base of your nail that protects your nail bed and new nails from bacteria Okay, so that's the cuticle. Yeah, that's the that's the cuticle Okay, so it is not something to do with the eye or something to do with the hair. It is, see, I just... What?

That just bewilders me. Because I feel like I should have known that. I don't think that's super common knowledge. Cuticle, you're looking like a cute... You're looking like a cute sickle thanks to a sickle of cuteness it's hot in here though I will say it's it's not I can't really look they should take off all your clothes okay yeah what's new in the life of McGee um speak to me brother you know since you and I haven't been going,

like for the past month plus or whatever, we haven't been going home during the work week to like anywhere between eight at the earliest and then heading over until the later hours and sometimes to like midnight or whatever. But there hasn't been enough time for me to really do much during the work week and then on the weekends I just wanna like

laze about and relax, because we've just been trying to get ready for Black Friday, the holidays, and backlogging in general, and trying to get other stuff going that's been in the content making machine. Yeah. Just grinding.

So by the time this podcast comes out, I'm really not sure because we're trying to backlog, but there is a video that we have spent, last couple months working on with two new editors. So my life has been this. Yeah, like honestly my life has been super mega for the last like two months. But I will go home and late at night and I will play a video game for a few hours before going to bed

Okay, and I've been playing a team ninja game called rise of the Ronin teen ninja team ninja Oh, I thought it was teen ninja. No, that would have been cool hearing things not hearing things It's a very similar hearing what you want to hear maybe But well, it's a Ronin game. Maybe you're hearing what you want to hear. Maybe But well, it's a Ronin game. It's yeah, it's just it's in they did Like Ninja Gaiden there. That's what they're probably their most famous title and then more recently They you saw me playing in a bit. Yeah. No, yeah, I saw you playing. It looks cool It's like if Sekiro had a little more color. Yeah, like that's kind of in my head what I what I thought

it's fun combat, but I'm it's like. Yeah. It's kind of in my head what I thought. It's fun combat, but it's like, I'm just kind of, I'm waiting for that next big game that's gonna like, Suck you in. Suck me in. Cause right now, this is like one of those, I would describe it as a checklist game, where it's like an open world game,

and there's not so, like too much to do, but it's kind of like, find all the cats in this region, do all the side missions in this region, visit all the shrines in this region. And it's just kind of like, I like having something that I can go home and just kind of like do a checklist essentially where I'm not having to like put too much

active energy and stuff. I love checklists. Like there's something that's so satisfying about, in fact after this podcast episode, we have quite a bit to do today. I'm gonna make us a checklist and we're gonna be able to fill those boxes in. We need a checklist. But I've been making some lately on our work management platform, which we had professionally coded by Tucker. I didn't know he could code and apparently he can't. We're gonna need to redo that. But we do have a whiteboard, thankfully,

in the time being to help us out a little bit. Yeah, but it has just been busy, man. EldenRig has been a fun one to work on. It's just, it was about almost six hours of raw footage to go through. We had two editors, very talented editors. Two new fellas, new kids on the block. Go through all the footage and right now,

the video is in the stage of just stitching it together and polish, we had to take time today to record the podcast and we were gonna work on it and like kind of, not kind of, we were gonna finalize it today but we need to really kind of get a little more structure for Black Friday so we have some meetings that we wanna have to do with that

and we wanna plan a little more just to make sure that we're all ready to go because it's a lot of orders that come in and us trying to do with that, and we wanna plan a little more just to make sure that we're all ready to go, because it's a lot of orders that come in, and us trying to deal with that on top of trying to get the content out that we want to for not only the current stuff we're working on, but the stuff that we wanna release for the December, like the holiday season and all that.

This is not complaining, by the way. This is just explaining. No, no, yeah, like this is like, oh, we have all this to do. It's like we have all this to do, and we're trying to get it done. Yeah. That's it. We have to finish the calendar and the promo.

I love what we do. I love what we do too. I have a good time doing it. I have a blast doing this with you. You know, it's my dream career and I'm very, very fortunate and lucky that I get to do this with you for a living and I wouldn't want it any other way

except maybe like astronaut, president, one of those, but I'll settle for you two. I mean, with the president thing, you still got about seven years, you know? True, I'm not even the minimum age requirement. So next time someone calls me, like Matt's aging, Matt's old, I'll go, okay, first of all, I'm not even old enough to be president yet.

I like getting out of the, I'm not even old enough to be president. I'm a kid still. As the new way because you lost to like I'm not 21 yet you know like after that you know. I can't even drink yet. Yeah. But then now at 20 I have one more to go I have 30. Yeah. And then after 30 then it'll be I can't even be that that's the one that I should be using. I can't even be president yet. Right, right. That is a pretty good one.

Because what happens after 30? 40, and then 50, and then 60. 50's big though. And then 70, and then 80. And then, boom. That was the sound of a death bell tolling. Yeah, because the average age, I'm guessing, is more between the ranges of like 65 to 85.

I think it's yeah I think it's 82. Okay 82 is like the the the big median number. That is the current average life expectancy for Americans from the like National Institute of Things from Matt's brain so. And I included 65 not that like that is like an old age that people like would naturally succumb. My mom's about to be 65, Ryan. I'm saying I would expect it to kind of like lower

the average because of all like, when you think of like young deaths and like all the, I don't know, just all death in general. Yeah, people do start, you know start popping off around late 60s sometimes. It's always really shocking to me when someone dies of natural causes and they're like 40s. It surprised me even in their 70s because I don't know, to me, maybe it's because I had such an old,

and we weren't too close or anything, but she was at least someone that I saw. I had a nanny, she wasn't a nanny, that's just what we called her. She was my great grandmother. And she lived to be 90 something. My current grandmother, Oma, is in her early 90s right now. These McGee jeans are strong, I'm telling you, man.

You've told me your family history, and you guys, you live a long time on my mom side yeah my nanny was on my on my dad's side but oh but also my dad's I just has more health stuff yeah but still living to be in the 90s on both sides it's looking pretty good for you she was one of those old women that just always sat next to a window With a cat in the room or whatever and it's just like the window wasn't like out to look at like a Field or a city it was just like a driveway and then the next suburban house And then maybe you could see a little down the road beautiful. I know it's just that's what I can't wait for You know when I'm growing just look out a window at one of the same cookie cutter houses

Dude, you know the exact type of house. I'm talking about from like South Carolina neighborhoods like also I mean, it's all over America. It's like the Think like Spartanburg Greenville suburbia. Yeah like that. Oh, I'm thinking about it. I'm dreaming of it Ooh, when I shut my eyes at night. I'm dreaming of that Spartanburg Suburbia. Hey maybe that's a good a good a song name. Spartanburg Suburbia. It's my next music. Maybe a band name you and I could start even though none of we're not from Spartanburg. We've been to you've been to you've been to Spartanburg before. I've driven through. You haven't visited Spartanburg? You haven't stopped in Spartanburg?

I guarantee I've stopped at one point. You know, Greenville's so close. Have you also not visited? Have you been to Greenville? Have you passed through Greenville? Or have you actually visited? When I was on tour in 2023, we stopped in Greenville and got lunch.

What'd you have? Grouchos. Oh, okay. The old Ryan favorite. Grouchos. Oh, okay. The old Ryan favorite. Grouchos is good. STP Dipper. Without the pickle from me. There's one in Charleston that is Oh, it's so good. Oh, and I'm going back soon.

There's only a few of them around. It's not like a purebred local in terms of like They don't use purebred? As in, it's only in one place. It's, I think it's still only in, it might be in North Carolina too.

I think it's only in South Carolina though. Yeah, I don't want it to be in North Carolina. This is a South Carolina special treasure and it needs to stay that way. Yeah, especially after North Carolina's history being on that side of the Mason Dix stay that way. Yeah, especially after North Carolina's history being on that side of the Mason-Dixon line. Mm-hmm. So I didn't.

I like that they were on the same side as us. Holding a grudge for the slavery line. Well, I mean. That was above North Carolina. The thing, oh, true, true, true. We were on the same side of the Mason-Dixon line. We're both. But to us South Carolinians, it's like North South Carolina, We're both. We're both. We're both. We're both. We're both. We're both. We're both.

We're both. We're both. We're both. We're both. We're both. We're both. We're both. We're both.

We're both. We're both. We're both. We're both. We're both. We're both. We're both. We're both.

We're both. We're both. We're both. We're both. We're both. We're both. We're both. We're both. We're both. We're both. We're both. We're both. there's gonna be less South Carolina and less North Carolina. South Carolina could become East Carolina. They could just shift the borders over. They could just

become one Carolina, but that doesn't have a ring to it. You need the South or North. I never thought like because we're from there, South Carolina is a very special like place to me like when you sounded like South Carolina. Yeah, but like to most people watching and to most people out there it is just like a you it's just it's like it's like Iowa or like Ohio to us I guess for reference like it's funny because we always ogle and ogle over South Carolina because we're from there we have we have you know good memories there family there but it's just one of those like you know it just one of those North Dakota South,

even those have at least Mount Rushmore, North Dakota. Yeah, but South Carolina does have some pretty good stuff. Charleston, USC, Clemson. I've imagined tourists just like, South Carolina has some pretty good stuff. And then a snapshot of like a family and it's like Charleston and it's like on King Street during like a hot day and then flash.

Forces in the background shitting. Myrtle Beach flashed to just like a dirty fucking like gloomy beach with like trash and bottles littered everywhere. With high rises right on the. Cigarettes sticking out of the beaches like the sand. Yeah It is funny though how much Riverbank Zoo all the lazy like Although yeah, those monkeys need to put some work in okay. I do think apparently Riverbank Zoo is a good

It's a great zoo especially for like just being in the middle of South Carolina I mean, I love it, but I don't think there's a controversy with it in terms of, I mean, as much as you can with being a zoo. Right. Right. It like growing up, it was a good zoo. And it's number one tourist destination in the world, in South Carolina, I think, or maybe just Columbia, probably Columbia because Charleston's number one tourist destination. Sorry, maybe No, I don't know that zoo that maybe hey, let me tell you something people that you think let me let me tell you something

About Charleston Charleston was voted. Okay, get this ready. I don't remember by who but most beautiful people in America Make a lot of sense. Yeah Really yeah Make a lot of sense? Yeah. But was it really? Yeah. It really was. I want to take a camera down King Street and just get all the locals. I'm gonna go down to Monks Corner, Goose Creek and I know there are like two people listening that are from Monks Corner, Goose Creek going, OH THEY SAID IT! the Leo GIF. Wait, I just I need to look up South Carolina most beautiful. We have the most beautiful, we have the most beautiful blonde, white, blue-eyed women. The most beautiful Aryan, it does kind of feel like like who is judging this and what's the criteria?

I know because it's like there's not much diversity in Charleston It leans usually I think there's like majority. It's majority white black, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's really just white black, but white black Yeah, what was so what South Carolina now? We're white black. I like this a little bit of other in there So there's a little bit of other in there. So there's a little bit spice Charleston magazine posted an article 10 of Charleston's most beautiful people get to know some admirable neighbors who embody the beauty of the human spirit It's gonna be like something Huckabee something like a Bunch of just weird southern names. Yeah, I don't know why I can only think of Huckabee.

Richard Habersham. Okay, yeah. Domett Jenkins. Oh, ooh, the honorable Richard Gergel. But I'm trying to find the, here we go, America's Most Attractive People, CNN, 2012. You ready for this? You know it's true.

I just remember seeing this in the local newspaper that we were, here it is. Charleston, South Carolina was ranked as the city with the most attractive locals in 2010. This year they ranked number four. But that's 2012, so I don't know what it is. It's because they lost you. Well, they lost you before that.

They lost me in 2015. Yeah, they lost you a while ago. Yeah, they lost you 2015. 2014. They lost you. Well, I went up lost me in 2015. Yeah, they lost you a while ago. Yeah, they lost you 2015. 2014. They lost you. Well, I went up to college in 2014. No, but I still was. You're still a South Carolina boy.

Still are, always will be. You can't take the boy, you can take the boy out of the South but you can't take the South out of the boy. You can't take the yee-haw out of the man. But you, you can take both the southern men out of the podcast so we can go to ads. Yeah. This feels good dude, feels free. I can feel you coming in the- what? I can feel it ca- calling in the air tonight

I can feel you coming in Second guessing what it is. I can feel it. Is it calling? Or is it coming? I can I can I can hear you coming in the air tonight. It's about a really loud commerce. Oh hear you coming in the air tonight is about a really loud commerce. Oh! What's it like? Philip Spencer? What song? Philip Spencer. I think Philip Richard Spencer. I can hear it coming in the air tonight. I can feel it coming in the air tonight. Okay, so it is. Oh Lord. Well, I've been waiting for this moment

for all my life, so long. Okay, I wasn't sure if he said oh Lord again. That would have been lazy songwriting. He might say oh Lord again. No, I think what you said. He does say oh Lord. He says oh my life, oh Lord. He does say oh Lord.

I thought you said so long. I know. What you said sounded correct. I know, but it's not lord he does say oh lord I thought you said so long I know I said that sounded correct I know but it's not it does say oh I went off script I went off script for that part Mr. Watson you just made Phil Collins look like a jackass I'll tell you that because you know what this little podcaster from South Carolina just made the great Phil Collins you you exposed him for what he truly is, a fucking hack. Snake Oil Salesman. That's what he is, Phil Collins is a

fucking Snake Oil Salesman. Disgusting, dirty person. The Snake Oil Salesman of vocalists. It's Michael Bolton. The Michael Bolton of vocalists. Michael Bolton is a vocalist. Well yeah, he was in the Jack Sparrow theme song. I'll be honest, that was like the Lonely Island song I never really got into.

Was the Jack Sparrow one. Too cool for Pied to the Caribbean, were you? Yeah. And Michael Bolton? Yeah. You know, when I see Michael Bolton I go... Michael Bolton? Yeah, you know when I see Michael Bolton I go sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss It was it took over my school. I had this friend Um that who had sex He did have sex before me. Yes, uh jealous. I was jealous. Yes, um Because he had a girlfriend I did not

He could at least let you hit he actually dated the girl that was in dtf. Um Our music video so small world, but uh, there are two girls in dtf two women by the way Sorry two women. Uh the um, the the the the one that was not dark hair The other one he dated her That's not I'm gonna get it. Why are you talking about my high school dating on your podcast show? What the hell also? That's not how they were credited the the dark haired one in the light haired one What were they credited imagine it, I think with their ads. But I just imagine just like the blonde one.

It wasn't blonde. The brown one. The brown one? For brunette hair the browned. This is the, you see the browned girl over there? She was in our music video. But anyway, when that song came out dude, he started, he played on his phone speaker and he was like legitimately obsessed with it and it kinda made me not like it

because of how much he would sing it and play it. I'm gonna be honest, I only listened to it a handful of times, I listened to it once and I remember it was even hard to get me because I was like just not interested in like Jack Sparrow, Michael Bolton, I don't know, it just like, it didn't ring true like, threw it on the ground, you know.

See, I didn't really listen to that one either. That's bullshit, that actually is bullshit, now I'm upset with you. You know, I could've successfully been able to accept an apology for not being into the Jack Sparrow, Michael Bolton, Lonely Island song, but I 100% fucking draw the line at threw it on the ground Yeah, dude, I don't need your handouts. I'm an adult. You can't buy me hot dog, man. Fuck you, dude

How do you not respond? How do you not like respond spiritually to that song? I? Just never really watched it. I don't know if I've even seen it all the way through I think the thumbnail always kind of turned me off. Yes Jazz boy fan. Yeah, it's my favorite lonely island Saxman Yeah, sax man is great. It's just Jack Black though. There's no lonely island on it at all I think that's the funny part. I think they wrote it though. It's very funny. It's from their their It's I love their album and credit bad because because the whole premise when you listen to the album.

That's the ET album cover. Yeah, it's where they're like teenage boys and they get abducted and then have sex with these aliens and lose their virginity. And they're talking about how awesome it is. So like when you're listening to it. Unless I didn't watch it, that didn't have a music video. No, no, no, no, no. It's just the song that ends the album, if I'm not mistaken.

And it's, first time I heard it, I was laughing my ass off, cause it's just super out there. I wish, I think it deserved a music video. Well, they would have to hire child actors and then portray them having sex with aliens, which I would have, dude, I'll be honest. Or they could do what Saturday Night Live does and just dress up as children would true or they could do what George Lopez does all those that would still be children's bodies yeah

with with adult heads you know I I would have sex with an alien all things considered all things considered. All things considered. Yeah, I would though. If given the opportunity, like if they needed some breeding, not like the type of breeding that people. But what if it's an alien that just, they just look like, I don't know, like a dog.

They look like dogs. They look like dogs with purple fur. Okay, yeah, actually I guess. We were wondering if we could have sex with you humans. Do you see what breeds we could come up with? Depends on, I guess, what the pussy's like. Dog pussy. Is it like dog pussy?

Yeah. I'd have to think it through. Which, I mean, what's your opinion on dog pussy? I'll save that one for later. Oh, for the members only stream. Members only stream. We're not doing a members only stream. Members only version of the

the super mini show on Patreon. Yeah, super mini show on Patreon. Sorry, that's what I'm, I'm sorry, I'm mixing up the branding a little bit. Fine, you know what, I'll just say it. Dog pussy, not bad. Okay. Gonna have my own little Shane Dawson moment

in like five years. Like a comedian on podcast says what? An old clip recently surfaced. I will say with- And just me shirtless like naked me like dog pussy, not bad. With Shane Dawson, that's not a real. It's not, with what he said it was just weird. Yeah. He was talking about, not like, it would's, with what he said, it was just weird. Yeah.

He was talking about, not like, it would've been different if he was like, yeah, I just take my cat whenever I get home and sometimes, you know, I just fuck it. You know, like, that's one thing. It's edgy, it's shocky, but the way Shane Dawson told that story seems very real and like- Sometimes I get a boner

and so I dry hump my cat until I cum. It was very like, specific. I'm like, what are you talking about dude? But you know, different strokes for different folks. That's right, that's the best way to put it. And I don't think the man should have been canceled over that and I think everyone owes him a big apology. I don't think he was canceled over that.

I think he, I mean there was a large number of things that came crashing down on that man through the entertainment that he provided a bunch of edgy Internet kids in the past. Hey, man. I mean there he even got me to make a response video. I mean we all watch the content Yeah, you know He has to take the fall for Shanaynay none of us who who laughed at it when we were like in Elementary middle school. Well, I guess you could also say y'all are middle schoolers. Well also Shane, he's kind of like Jesus in a way because he was canceled and in being canceled it was

like he's taking on all of the sin of us for laughing and he did resurrect. He did get resurrected. Mm-hmm. And Shane Dawson in a lot of ways, yeah, it is very similar to Jesus Christ Christ I did not pick up that connection, but I'm glad you did you did you see that? Yeah, it's pretty crazy And I think people should honestly look more into that whole Shane Dawson Jesus connection I hope that I hope that just the right schizophrenic guys listening right now just You got this buddy, you know Dude it's all those bubbles from that monster, the sip of the monster. Remember from the beginning of the podcast when I took a sip of your monster to energize me?

Flashback. I do remember that. Yeah, all those bubbles, they just came back up. I held onto it for that long. Dude, you held onto those bubbles for at least 52 minutes. Aren't you proud of me? Yeah, dude. I can't make myself burp like you.

Oh, what, you want more? Jesus, dude. What, is it fucking free monster day from your friend Matt? You never asked for some of my monster, and now this is the third time today you're asking? I don't have any. Well, I don't even know if you can count the first sip as one. It totally was.

Because I only I mostly got bubbles again it was mostly bubbles not drill that's not my fault you know if I give you a sip of my drink and you fail to consume the amount of liquid that is deemed passable in your eyes why is that not considered a sip and and on me well why don't you see how many fucking podcast episodes you can record with you and a pink monster? to push it. This podcast is brought to you by Aura, the most complete online safety toolkit. 2024 has seen a massive surge in high-profile data breaches, almost too many to keep track of. Between the breaches at UnitedHealth and Ticketmaster alone, over 600 million records have been stolen.

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