supermegashow - Tribute to Our President | supermegashow - 034

Episode Date: October 28, 2024

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at Shopify.com slash super all lowercase. That's Shopify.com slash super all lowercase all lowercase is not part of the URL. It's just super all lowercase letters Shopify.com slash super So that's the first track on the album you're working on? Yep. It's basically, I mean- No instrumental. No, I mean that is the instrument. The voice is an instrument, I think. It's what God gave us. It's a natural instrument.

It's like in Pitch Perfect. Yeah, I know. know yeah so that is gonna be the first track in the new album though and I I saw a lot of Pitch Perfect 2 scenes being watched on our YouTube recently and it got me wondering where the inspiration for the album was well I don't want to say that I copied it but you feel bad you never saw the first one to know what was going on in the second one because they're they're pretty complex films I don't know. I don't really pay attention to the plot. It's just the singing you know once I once I hear the singing I oh Welcome everyone to another podcast oh Luke don't don't keep in the beginning because I don't want that's essentially leaking my next

Album, so I don't want people to know about that So make sure you- Yeah, he'll just hard cut to. Welcome everyone to another episode of the Super Mega Show, a podcast where two best friends talk about things and make each other laugh. And then people on the internet get mad about it. That's what the summary should be on

when you go to like Spotify or Apple Podcasts or whatever. I think that's a pretty good way to sum it up. That's a pretty good representation. Yeah, we are a lot of people do laugh and clap as well. We want to, like for instance, the people clapping right now. Yeah guys, you don't have to clap that much. Put in the laugh track too, Luke. Oh, and they thin were, yep.

I'm sure Luke is laughing and clapping as he edits this. He's kicking his big size 16 feet Fucking clapping his hands together rolling around on the floor because it's so fun That's baby acting that I've seen and I don't know the guy's name But he it was like an SNL sketch where it was essentially like a boss baby But as a SNL sketch and the way he moves made me laugh I can't do it because it would hurt my herniated back, but uh The way he moves made me laugh. I can't do it cause it would hurt my herniated back.

But here, here, Matt, I gotta show you the baby man. Oh, Luke's gonna be pissed, dude. Pulling out your phone in the first two minutes. He's gonna be livid. Oh, here it is. Let me see, let me see. Hold on. Ah, ah, ah.

I actually. Ah! Third one. Ahoy there. Hope everyone brought their appetites. It is a really fantastic. Cause then he just goes, come on. No, it's a great portrayal of how babies are.

Yeah, and I thought I should have looked at the name of the guy, it was probably credited in the description. He's one of those SNL guys that it's like. He's one of my, I think he's, I don't watch SNL ever really, but I guess when I see guys that it's like he's one of my I think he's I don't watch SNL ever really But um I guess when I see it It's like the popular clips that would come up on like tick-tock or some shit, but um You know the I

Like of the cast I like him. I've noticed that he's I like his He was a part of a sketch comedy group before going on to SNL, I believe. I believe so. He was a part of a three man or something. It's crazy that you don't watch SNL. I do, because I wanna be the next SNL cast member. Did you see the recent episode, or I guess not recent, but the episode with Ariana Grande hosting?

Of course I did, I watch it every week. I wanna be the next SNL cast member, and actually here's why I should be a contender. I learned Michaels I know he's watching. My name is Matt Watson. I forgot the rest of Jake Novak's song. That's very embarrassing. I don't know if they want any more whites right now in the cast. They have enough of them. It's discrimination. Well true. We could we could sue for discrimination. We should. We should both audition for SNL and then when they inevitably reject both of us we sue them for for anti-white discrimination. This is the Shane Gillis stuff all over again. Yeah I mean

honestly I don't if we auditioned for SNL and we made it I it would take about five seconds for a podcast clip to a to resurface where we did a Chinese accent or something. I mean, we've never done that. We've never done anything expensive. You know, it's literally not in the first two minutes of the first episode of Super Mega Cast, but it's, you know. Yeah. But, yeah.

But this is a new show. This is a brand new show. So it doesn't count. Exactly. Right? Right a brand new show. So it doesn't count. Exactly. Right? Right? It doesn't count. It doesn't count.

I would, if given the opportunity. Okay. If they said, Ryan, we want you to be the next SNL cast member. Would you do it? Yes, that'd be fun. I'd have to move to New York and we'd have to move everything, or maybe like I'd just have to,

you know, you'll be too busy to even do super mega. I Mean Kenan's been doing it so long He's been doing it since his Nickelodeon stint if you like if you did that ought to be lucrative to an extent Yeah, I'm sure it's lucrative. But like if you move we wouldn't have time like we'd only be able to post like one sketch every four months I don't know John Tron lived in New York for a little bit and he seemed to be producing content rather once a year type of... Well he was good on SNL and I'm surprised he had time to fit his YouTube schedule with

his SNL schedule. But man, I would do it too probably. Not probably, I would do it too. All your lines are just up on cue cards, so you're just like, can you believe that this is, you just get your character and then you read? They are? That's all you do. Yeah.

Okay, that would explain it, because I'm like, they don't have to memorize all this. How do they memorize all this? I mean, the week to week cast members probably try to memorize and make the show a little more entertaining by knowing their lines, but that's why guests, for guests, for example, are, most of the time, you'll see them reading, and then, when they have the whole sentence in their head,

they'll finish the sentence by looking around or something. Have you, like, can you imagine how nerve-racking it must be if you're a new SNL cast member, and it's like your first night on SNL? It's essentially a play. Yeah, it's like a play, but it's live. Well, plays are live. I think it would be more nerve wracking

to be a guest on Whose Line Is It Anyway than on SNL. I've thought that same thing. Because everything's off the dome. And what if you're just not having a good day? What if you're having a very non-witty day? Exactly. I improv, like doing an improv show, I hate it. You never have, you know? You're always on youritty day. Exactly. Doing an improv show, I hate it. You never have.

You're always on your A game. So are you. Thank you. We're super mega, of course we're always on our A game. Super mega. They're both words that mean great, big. Yeah, combined into one pronoun. Yeah.

Could also be an adjective. A proper noun. A verb even. But whose line is it anyway? I would be so unbelievably nervous because you gotta be funny as shit. And also you're surrounded by like Colin and all those other comedians that are just like.

Colin and Ryan and Wade. Wade. Wayne, sorry. Wayne. Not Wade Brady, Wayne Brady. Well you Ryan and Wade. Wade. Wayne, sorry. Wayne. Not Wade Brady, Wayne Brady. Well you're thinking of. Wade Barnes. Yeah.

Who took Colin's place for a little bit when he lost his arms. Right. Luckily he found his arms. I really liked him on Whose Line Is It anyway. They're in his back pocket. Mm-hmm. Took him off when he did his laundry.

I don't know. I don't know. off when he did laundry How's he doing laundry with no arms, I mean, uh, yeah sure, you know, hey, yeah the baby feet stuff Yeah, come on Being surrounded by those my throat. Sorry. No, you're fine knowing that you're on TV and with these big comedians and there's an audience when I did improv with Markiplier Already to a bunch of strangers with people who aren't pros it was nerve-racking. Yeah dude, being on stage and I fucking hate doing improv shows. I never have to do one again, luckily, except SuperMegaLive.

But just having to come up with something funny off the top of your head to make the audience laugh. Dome. Off the top of your dome. Yeah, there you go. That was good. You're good at him. I just think it's it's such a it's such a good phrase. Dome off the top of the top of the dome, you know, top of the dome makes you sound more faster paced in your comedy witty. Yeah. We could do some improv right now.

Well, I mean, we essentially do it through large sections of the podcast. It's one of the things people complain about, actually. They don't like the bits? Some people. They don't like the bits at all? They think that the bits are... There's too many bits? Some people don't like the bits.

Too many bits on my comedy podcast? What is the world without a wealth of opinions? That's true. Because if everyone loved SuperMega, what would the world without a wealth of opinions? That's true. Because if everyone loved Supermega, what would the world look like? Yeah, we need some haters to truly thrive. You guys can apply to be haters in the comments. We're looking for more haters,

so if you feel like you are a good fit, by all means, we welcome you to the community. We've seen some of your work. Pretty good. Pretty good. Yeah. Pretty good. Yeah, some of you guys, we put out a public call for haters and some of y'all applied and really did a good job.

It's weird, it's actually because more haters showed up when we didn't have the call to action, but once we put the call to action out. Well, they just really wanted to prove it. They wanted to prove that they've got what it takes to be a grade a hater but but thanks to all the the haters and the skaters because we know there's a large skating community watching super mega as well and we don't want to appreciate them and call them out RIP Tony Hawk I know that community is

suffering and it's a very tragic loss so but shout out skaters. Yeah. You know, maybe do a kick flip for me and Ryan tonight. Was that insensitive? Because that's how we pass? Yeah. So maybe you can do an ollie freestyle. I think yeah. Like a freestyle is like a fun one. Do a manual. Yeah. Dude, I love doing manuals in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. I love doing it in real life. Or in skate. Well, I never knew how to do manuals. I knew how to do a wheelie a little bit and I learned how to ollie and then on my scooter. Oh wait. I definitely, what? You did a wheelie on a skateboard? Yeah. Is that what you're saying? Like you know. That's a manual. Oh that's, okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay. A manual is just when you- See, I wasn't a skater.

I didn't pick up this lingo. I learned from my buddies, my skater friends. Yeah, I did a jump move, an ollie. Dude, an ollie is- I skated with a scooter is great, by the way. Yes. Going off a curb on a scooter, you have the handles there that you just lift up.

It makes it so much easier without the handles. At a skateboard ollie lock and go wrong. Yeah, when you land a scooter jump, it's such a cool feeling. You know, it's fucking awesome. Couldn't do that today. So to my back, you know, your back's been holding you back a lot. And I think you just need to fucking tell it no. Say not today. I wish it was. I was telling a buddy when I was visiting home for my expensive vacation. I was telling my buddy that I just

wish the moment from the Incredibles where the machine is like pulling Mr. Incredible and he's like, ah, ah, then you hear a snap because oh, and he's like, fix my back. I wish that happened. I wish a giant robot would attack Los Angeles. and I would go because I'm a I try you know me I try to save people every every damn day. Yeah, usually at night dressed up as Batman. I Also want to say I'm Batman too. Yeah, cuz there is that other guy that's been dressing up as Batman Yeah, and committing some pretty bad Crimes mostly at parties Batman and committing some pretty bad crimes.

Mostly at parties. He'll go to parties. That's not you though. No, no, no, no, no. I'm in DTLA, and for those who don't know, downtown Los Angeles. Yep, you guys learned something today. But yeah, so the Batman 2 stuff's been going.

Going well? Pretty well, yeah. Okay, good. But, except for the other guy, Batman. He's kinda putting some dirt on the name. But you wish a giant robot would attack Los Angeles. It's like, I mean, imagine if there's some guy out there in school, his name just happens to be Sean Combs right now.

Yikes. Just a white guy named Sean Combs. Yeah, he's graduating. I did see when Epstein, shit was going on, there was a guy named Jeffrey Epstein. And I remember he put out a tweet or something. This is not me. He was like, this is not me.

And please stop sending me death threats. Well, we brought it up several times, but the other Matt Watson who kind of got YouTube on a Cuz he he There's several Matt Watson's the Matt Watson that found out that within YouTube comments on like children's channels. There was like secret The secret hieroglyphs sensor that Luke. It's a naughty word P word how about rataphiles? No, that, nevermind. Batafiles.

Batafiles. That works. We don't have to censor that one. Batafiles? Basically, dude, fucking that other Matt Watson sucks. What? Okay, what he, okay. Uncovering like a very bad ring of people,

great, great exposing that, if that's what he did. Okay. I don't quite remember. I really, it's been so long. But he apparently also was just kind of not, he was kind of just apparently cloud chasing or something and he also, that's kind of where Adpocalypse 2.0 came from, there's a great video of Keemstar going,

Matt Watson is a fraud. Luke put it in. Matt Watson is a fraud. He's not talking about me, surprisingly. I am a fraud, but I didn't get the Keemstar's blessing. Then there's Matt Watson, the CarWow guy, which he is. Then there's the Phishing guy. And then there is a British vlogger named Matt Watson.

And on my famous birthday's profile, they have mixed us up quite a bit. And it's a mixture of facts about me with facts about him. So it'll be like... You're both YouTubers. You understand the confusion. It'll be like I'm born... It'll say I'm like, oh, he's born in Charleston, South Carolina on February 5th. He has a nine-year-old daughter that he makes Spanish videos with.

That's definitely not you. No. That's, that got mixed up big time. She's 6. Um, yeah man, it's just like- Also, they're 6, so. Sorry. God damn it, I should be better than that.

Um, there's the fishing guy. Who was on, uh, um, what is his name dude? John... Talk show host Paul Walker. No. Famous. Why am I forgetting his name? John Lennon. John Lennon. I got it. He was on John Lennon. Luke played the clip. He's like, Matt Watson everybody. And then he comes out. It's crazy though. That guy dives out of helicopters, head first into the ocean, and tackles a swordfish. And like, is that just what he does? Did he just do that once?

He's like, this is how I fish. It's how he fishes. And it definitely wasn't staged, right? But I'll tell you something. Okay, even if it was staged, it's still badass. Yeah, I'm diving out of a helicopter. Oh dude, everyone else is using a phallic instrument to get animals to gobble down on some worm.

Worm? Worm? Some fucking worm? Like, that's baby shit. Yeah. Jumping out of a helicopter... Head first. ...that explodes? Unfortunately not.

Oh, okay. Uh... That would have made it cooler. That would have been a lot cooler. And actually maybe they have a string of fireworks that go... Pfff... ...as he jumps out. You know, like at a show where a car does a jump and he goes...

Pfff... ...they have the flares that, you know? If anyone could get us in touch with Matt Watson. Or the guys that do the, stuff. Into the microphone? That is the flares stuff that goes, like when a car makes a jump and then you see like

the sparks and they go, yeah, I got it. And they kind of go in sync with the car. I was thinking we could do that for like when we come into the office or something just to liven it up this wooden building just Luke has to get here four hours before us each day in the morning to like prime the pyrotechnics to get it all set up and ready and then it's like all right Luke we're gonna be walking in 30 seconds walk in Why do you have band-aids on your face?

Really dude you can bring that up It's actually a fashion statement I wanted to just kind of try this new thing You know some some youtubers put a band-aid across their nose like that they think it looks them put a bandaid across their nose like that. They think it looks them. Before Ryan and I use Shopify, our lives were pretty bleak. We would sell our t-shirts on street corners and only sell one or two a year. But then we became aware of a beautiful service known as Shopify. You see, as growing entrepreneurs, Ryan McGee and myself needed a better platform to sell

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well I was just thinking cuz your dad's birthday coming up so I took multiple ones here's the first and second I'm calling them instead of the other term because he might be put off I'm calling them fun tributes yeah but these are like you know three pictures of them and I just don't know if I should go with one let me see go to the second one and then third one three ooh three I got a lot more yeah that third one do you but I feel like it covers his face too much where it's hard that yeah that it's him and the paper is very wet so it's it's kind of like what do to okay I think I think two is a good okay cool cool cool cool I was gonna get it like I was gonna get an artist so he comes home

To like a come tribute painted onto the front of his garage What do you mean it's painted on his garage? What do you mean like as in like of the garage door like taped to it as in like someone gets a bunch of paint and Accurately paints the picture. Oh, so it's like a detailed portrait of a contribute of him Dude I love Comtribute. Would he appreciate that? He's an artist. Oh, yeah, he would appreciate that Comtributes are so disgusting. Dude, it's actually like insanely creepy. Why do people do it?

Is it like, I think it might be a power thing. Is it like, I just did this to you, bitch. Is it like that? Cause if not, then how come like, I'm gonna be honest, I think it would be more entertaining and it would lead to a lot less of people, you know, getting up in arms if Hassan and Ethan just started battling with cum tributes yes instead

of just like Ethan like shots on stream at each other now they're doing shots on paper post to Twitter just a picture of Hassan with cum all hey got you dude it was like fuck off dude oh fuck off man I think Hassan probably could blow a bigger load. And he'd probably beat Ethan. He's younger, so it might be a little unfair. Yeah, and I'm sure he's rocking on. But like that, I could just see like,

it's Ethan Klein's like iPad with a picture of Hasan, which is spattered, just beautiful cum spatterings. Dribbles, maybe? Wait, Hasan's cum spatters would be beautiful? No, no, no, no, these are Wait, Hassan's cum spatters would be beautiful? No, no, no, no, these are, Ethan's, Ethan Klein's. Ethan's cum spatters would be beautiful. Hassan's are probably beautiful too.

Probably, see, here's what I'm seeing. I'm seeing, Ethan's cum is probably, maybe in the beginning there's a lot of white, but it becomes more watery towards the end and it's just kind of dripping, where I feel like Hassan's is probably like Elmer's glue, but too much, you know? Yeah, I definitely do think this should definitely

be a turn instead of, because remember there was the diss track era, and now we're in the era of like call out videos or whatever, and then. Less fun. Yeah, but now I think we should revert back, you know, have fun again with our callout videos and our beefs and we should just bring back and make viral come tributes.

Yeah, and it's basically you're beefing with someone instead of making a video about them. Send them a picture of your come on a printed out picture of them. Yep, printed out picture or an iPad. You can just come on the iPad because you can just wipe it off. But I think the printed out picture works better because you can't wipe that off. And we want to say we do appreciate all of you sending in tributes for 9-11. Yeah.

It's very, very thoughtful. Very touching. And I think you're onto something here. I think that's a great idea. I wish like the presidential candidates, fuck a debate. You know, it's come tributes Kamala fucking just blasting a piece of paper. Well, how does work? How does I guess but that's technically piss and not come? No, it's not they could get the foamy the foamy white nonsense the cream Kamala is a creamer for sure

How could you talk about our next president like that our next president by as much How could you talk about our next president like that? Our next president? Bias much? You have no- No, he stepped down. You have- good. You have no support for our green party? For the third party?

Ms. Stein? Madam President Stein? I do have to unfortunately, like, when I hear someone- and I try not to talk politics too much- but when someone does mention the Green Party and how it's like, we should all just vote for that, I'm like, that is a pipe dream that a lot of people get caught up in every year. We just have to suck it up and deal with the fact

that we are given the illusion of choice. We are a two party democratic system. But we are not like I know I'm a part of the problem by saying this. But realistically, let's let's let's let's put away the the wishes and all that stuff and maybe you know, talk about a later day. But like realistically, so so many decades have been more than decades centuries have been put into this political system.

You are not going to uproot it. It's not going anywhere. And Jill Stein or whoever the Green Party is, is not going to. It's not gonna be the one to bring about this change. No, unless, the thing is, I was about to say, unless either candidate does something so bad to put their base off, but I don't think that's possible in this day and age of politics

Well the independent from the other party from like the Green Party they would have to have so much traction that it's actually Plausible, you know, otherwise, it's just not gonna happen and and realistically They don't have the funding to go up against the DNC and the RNC Nothing near nope not even close No, um and that's why you guys need to donate to the Green Party and vote for the Green Party this election day It's very important, but it doesn't even actually matter though because like our votes don't actually Matter though because it watch it the electoral college. No, though, because it's the electoral college that decides the president.

But our votes do matter for local elections and stuff. And that definitely matters more, but definitely the electoral college, I mean, from what I understand at least, I'm not gonna talk about it like I'm an expert. Same, I'm not an expert. But the electoral college, from my understanding and what I've read and watched videos and stuff of the past,

it was was a system, of course, but in place. Because so long ago, there was a problem with the coastal cities, not a problem. But there was the there was the thing of coastal cities just had so many more people like it is today in a way, but there were so, the big cities, just it was unfair for only the big cities to run the country essentially. There was no like,

People out in the middle of nowhere basically didn't get a say. There was no rural representation, yeah exactly. So I feel like the Electoral College was put in place so that every state had some sort of an equal say Dependent on their the amount of people that are within that state like their votes Collectively count because in a popular vote situation They wouldn't in that case our votes count less our independent votes count less than someone from North Dakota

If you're from North Dakota your vote is about 20 times more powerful than Meir Ryan's. But yeah, so the electoral college, you know, I don't know the intricate history of it, but in my head, I'm guessing it worked better when our population was less and we didn't have like public transportation, all this other stuff that we have today. But now, we're a pretty filled country Public transportation all this other stuff that we have today but now

We're a pretty filled country and I feel like a popular vote would definitely be a better representation of what? Direction our country as a whole wants to go forward in because it's not like I mean Yes, there is a bigger population in cities. That's just cities for you because you know Vertically they build themselves up so more people can fit inside. That's just what it is. You're putting the choice of the next president in a couple hundred people, essentially. And it's like just swing states, which is why Elon Musk is doing the million dollar giveaway every day.

Oh, sorry. Sorry. It's not you. It's not if you if you register, it's if you sign up his petition It's funny that he like came out with the signing petition thing like as a very obvious kind of like shit Fuck, I'm gonna get in trouble. Um, actually it's the sign a petition. Um loophole It's like yes. Okay. Okay, dude. It's like it's the thing. It's a loophole. I guess technically but like, you know what it is

Yeah, it's it's bribhole, I guess, technically, but you know what it is. It's bribing people to vote. Yeah. I think it's called what? I guess we have corporations giving parties a shit ton of money. Yeah. And thank God for things like Citizens United,

which allowed corporations to basically have the same rights as people. But man, I'll tell you something. I think it's called ranked choice voting. Okay. It's like the alternative to what we have and a lot of people really want it. I really want it, but it's,

I just don't know how it would actually ever happen. How do you change that system? That's so ingrained because if we tried to change it, Republicans would cry that the Democrats are trying to change it and rig it. And, you know, well, it's the, it's the, um, it's the never lose mentality. It's you have the narrative already lined up in your head, so nothing can truly go wrong.

If you win, it's a big, monumentous moment that your fan base can cheer for you. If you lose, it was rigged and the system is a failure, and you didn't overcome the system by winning. The system failed you because you lost. It's definitely from the same era of like, I don't know. I guess we're getting down to the brass tacks where Donald Trump, at least in my head,

I'm gonna give my opinion, he's like the modern day, same as Elon Musk, he's like a modern day snake oil salesman where they have a lot of pretty language but they essentially like sell ideas to people and that's pretty much all they sell. Like for example, I think the biggest, like Elon Musk's kind of been known for this, but the recent AI robots serving drinks

and own your own taxi cab service essentially, just buy a 20 to 30, buy like two to three, 20 to $30,000 cars that'll drive for you that other people can throw up in and you have to pay to clean. You know, I can definitely see it working out. Yeah. I don't know, it's just,

without going into like every single facet of it, that to me was like a very much of like him trying to do the snake oil salesman bit for his, because they have to have these meetings for their shareholder meetings. Yeah, they can put in money, but drives the stock up, you know, if it's like, oh, wow, they're doing it. I don't think that the robots are meeting going these these these humanoid AI robots. I plan to have them in homes and it's like it's kind of like the loophole where he doesn't

actually have a decent plan or a long-term plan. He has an idea that sounds cool that's supposed to get investors. Yeah, that's the point. Same with his, we're going to Mars. We're gonna colonize Mars by 2030. Yeah, so I guess in my head you have

the snake oil salesman versus the atypical political politician. And Kamala Harris is the like, to a T fake, established, classically trained politician. Like establishment, Democrat. Yeah, so like that's what it is. You got two rich people battling out

with different backgrounds. One has more of a background in politics, the other has more of a background in family business stuff. I don't know. And unfortunately- Not like family, I mean like millionaire family, not like a family owned business. And unfortunately neither of them are settling it with a cum tribute.

No. It's just a... It would be good though. Well, Kamala could get Tim Walls to do the cum tributes. He looks like he busts big loads. Oh yeah, dude, he sent me a video the other day. Never, nevermind. I just lost track, I thought, you know,

we're just two best friends talking about stuff and I forgot that there was a microphone in my hand. Sometimes you just forget, you know? Yeah, yeah, because we're having such a. We're having so much fun. Yeah. That you forget that we're even on recording. Tell me after though, we'll take a break in a minute

and you gotta tell me all about that. Yeah. It was insane. There was like an audio. Was he loud? Dude, there was, he wasn't even in a minute and you gotta tell me all about that. It was insane. There was like an audio. Was he loud? Dude, there was, he wasn't even in a bathroom but somehow produced an echo. I don't know how it was possible.

Fuck. Damn. He was definitely loud. It was just that much of volume I guess. Yeah, he's a loud comer I can tell. Yeah. Mm. But, how do we even get on this topic?

I was gonna say, yes, absolutely 100% to the snake oil salesman thing and fuck, I had a point to make and you know what? It probably doesn't even matter because I guess we're just two dumb asses so I think fucking was it about Donald Trump's because we haven't talked about this yet on the podcast. Donald Trump's he like rented out a McDonald's to take pictures in. He did a photo shoot. Yeah, yeah they staged like a whole McDonald's photo op where he's at the fryer and they like have like people coming. See that's the whole thing where

it's like the right is the biggest like paid actors This was a setup when it's like when there's literally actors and literally a paid setup They rehearsed the drive like they picked people to go through the drive-through more as day also This is why it's hard to like focus on politics because like at the end of the day politics the discussion is run by the loudest and usually the the most uninformed and yeah is usually done by with whatever whatever it's about it's it's mainly the the discussions on either side all they do is try to divide us they evil we bad there's no nuance which I'm not gonna get into but like

there are certain like of course like Women's reproductive rights and stuff like that that are like staunchly like a good and evil type. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, at least for me. It's just kind of like a Same yeah, I just want to let you know I care about women I'm just doing I just had to say that women are great women are the chill the our back bone of man Exactly the rib of the red But I know that those pictures of Trump at the at the fry at the fryer if he loses the election next month It's going those pictures are gonna age incredibly. He's actually putting the fries in the bag did he do the

he did the McDonald's thing because do the um he did the mcdonald's thing because uh harris claimed to have worked at mcdonald's dude and then he says that's a lie and i i don't know what's true i i don't i haven't actually i've really kind of dipped out of politics because it matter no does it matter like here's the thing if if if if kamala harris is lying about working on a McDonald's, who fucking cares? Both candidates lie. That's just politics. Like, and Donald Trump actually has never lied, though. I just hate seeing people bend over backwards to defend a politician that's not actually trying to help them. They like they get confused and thinking the politician themself is helping them instead of this politician represents a set of ideas

that I support and while I disagree with you know maybe they're the way they talk or like while I disagree with some of their points like I don't know it's just like you have to fully defend one and then. Every aspect of it. Yeah. I also, fuck, what was I gonna say? Libertarian assholes. I just picture that's what people get out of that.

Well, you are a big libertarian. Oh, dude. It's just like Jay Shla. Only thing. Fuck, what was I gonna say? I don't know. Hey, uh, well, I lost my entire train of thought. Let's just do it some ad reads. Yeah, let's do some ad reads.

Everyone loves ad reads. And when we're back, we won't talk about politics, we'll talk about something. I will reveal why I had Band-Aids on my face. So after these ads, or if you're watching on Patreon on patreon no ads you'll only see a cool bumper uh i'm gonna reveal what this freaking band-aid both of them are doing on my face i have to pee what i have to pee can i go pee you know what yes ads ads Yo, so Real quick before we get back to it You know we were talking about the come trippy stuff earlier. Check this one out I did this earlier this week, and I thought you might be a little impressed

What you think of that? Look I I just think that after You finally edited her wedding video. I think that this could potentially Cause like a another rift that really maybe it would be best not to just I don't know I thought maybe she would appreciate it. I Don't again. I mean you said it yourself. It's seen as more of like a like a diss thing. Yeah I'm it's like a power thing. Maybe oh

Yeah, true. So should I just not show her I would I would That's a good one though, isn't it? No, it's, yeah, it was a good, it was like a Rorschach. Yeah, exactly. But it, okay. That's a shame. But, so let's get started. No, it's rotating. What if the thumbnail is a come tribute of us?

Dude, you know someone's gonna make a come tribute now. what someone's gonna make it I don't want to I don't want to know all right ladies and gentlemen welcome back to our third and final act right you waited and it's finally time that's right Matt has some band-aid on his face see this two band band aids. He teased you. One, two. Both visually. And we made sure the audio listeners were aware of the band aids as well. By loudly exclaiming in the middle of the podcast that you had a band aid on your face. I have two band aids. Two band aids on your face. Did you even notice? One.

No. Yes. Band aid. I just yes band-aids plural No, but well band-aid here. How about we just say that band-aid is plural kind of like how you like fish? Yeah, you don't say fishes. You know, it's like I've got two bands. I've got band-aid on my face Yeah, or like shark. Yeah So basically guys you see these band-aids and you might be thinking to yourself. Hey Matt like Two months ago. Didn't you also have band-aids on your face in a podcast episode? Yeah, I did and It's because I went to the doctor plastic surgery. That's right. I got brand new skin on my chin

They grafted the skin from his armpits to his face so he could grow facial hair. I was starting to age and you know. Anyway, I have a scar. I had a pretty deep scar right here on my face. You want to know how he got these scars? I'm sorry. I have two scars on my face? Really? It was just this one on my cheek that was of concern was your father a drinker

No, my mom was though still is um but I had a pretty deep scar and Most people probably didn't notice it I could fucking notice it every time I saw myself on camera because it's like darker and with The way I am already so sickly looking, it made me look extra sickly, like I had like sunken cheekbones or whatever. So I was like, how can I get rid of these scars?

Apparently you can, with like a little procedure. So I had a little thing done two months ago, and now I went in for a follow-up and the the doctor looks me and goes No, I can do better. I need to do better and What if you're just in he's the main character of this like of life's show and this is the episode where It's teaching him to not be overly obsessive Cuz the first one was perfect, but as he as he keeps going it just gets worse and worse and he feels like he can keep

fixing and keep fixing and the moral of the story unfortunately is gonna be on your face but it is for him, it's gonna be good for him that he learned this lesson at the end when the credits are about to roll and that's important, it's growth, you know? For me unfortunately I'll have a massive you know, bundle of scar tissue on my face, but basically, you wanna know how I got these scars? I'll tell you.

Noob dude. If you go back to our, assume I get E3 2019 video, the original Noob Dude gamer forgot video, you'll notice I have a gigantic fucking like Zit or something on my face talk about method acting you you you won't you Theoretically watered that thing. Yeah to sprout for for two weeks before we shot I was just basically getting grease just straight-up grease like from I would order fast food and I would get all of my hands and then rub it on my face and then I even in a

little tub uh-huh and then you'd heat it up in the Tupperware in the microwave put butter on there and stuff to really clog the pores but I had a massive it was actually a cyst on my face and you could see it in the video and it works perfectly for the new dude character but that cyst was fucking gnarly and I went to a dermatologist and for some reason his decision was to cut it out, like literally incision and remove the cyst, like cut the cyst out and stitch it back up. The doctor that is now fixing the scar is like, your doctor was mentally insane.

There's no reason a doctor should ever do that. You told me your doctor was like, wait, what? Yeah, when I said. Then he called more people over and he's like, get a load of this. Wait, tell this guy what happened? I was like, he cut the cyst out of my face. What? Hey, Jenny, come over here.

Look, tell her what happened. Uncle Frikey, listen to this. And you just like, um, well, I had a cyst on my face. Oh, let me guess, let me guess. The doctor said he could cut it out. I can hears out the phone. Well I had a cyst on my face. Oh let me guess, let me guess, the doctor said he could cut it out. I can like hear it over the speaker. Oh I love this, you have another one. Doc, I just, anyway, yeah, so basically I've had this deep scar, want to get rid of it, they do this thing where they have needles and they inject it with like some collagen thing you're gonna there's gonna be a comment or something going Matt You should not be doing this. This is going to make it work. You know, just

This this this procedure has known to cause Cancer well, hopefully doesn't cause cancer everything in California causes cancer and then this scar If you guys watch my old format 24 videos, I had a big mole on my face. I had it removed in high school, didn't take care of it like the scar treatment afterwards, so I had kind of like a rough scar right here which looked, its positioning made it kind of look like a wrinkle. So when you put these two scars next to each other, it made this side of my face look like an old man. The doctor even told me that. She was like, yeah this side of your face looks at least seven years older than the other

one and I was like thank no okay so they just lasered it they're like do you want to take care of that one and I was like sure and they went with a laser now it's smooth and flat but it's red and this is all bruised so that's why I'm wearing band-aids guys. So get over it liberals. Yep get over it atheists. Sorry I'm gonna wear band-aids on my face all I freaking want. It is pretty bruised though cuz I have to use a suction cup on it and I suctioned it too hard and like blood squirt squirted out inside the suction cup. A suction cup? Yeah it's like a penis shaped clear suction cup that I put on

and I squeeze it and then all my skin goes because it's supposed to pull the collagen stuff to the front. In your mind how are penises shaped? Like suction cups? Like this. Like a almost like a bowler's hat. Like a plunger. Yes, without the stick. But just the, you know, round like that. But the suction cup is facing the outward? Mm-hmm. What? Nothing.

Well. Like concave? Mm-hmm. Okay. Hopefully, next episode of the podcast, I won't still be rocking these I hope everyone's commenting. Oh my god, Meg the scars in your face look so much better now Well, they're gonna be looking out for him now fuck

They're going I'm gonna find them and they're gonna put it like a little like a red circle or so Don't do that and on top of it though. The stuff's called sculpture. It's like where's Waldo? Yeah, where's his scar for mega fans? Even though they know where it is. But basically, it's like some, whatever they inject is supposed to like stimulate my collagen to reproduce the skin better and it takes a couple months. So when I have these off, it's not gonna be instantly fixed.

Give myself some leeway. Enough about me though. What about your scars? Well, they're in my heart. Yeah, and the scars remind us that the past is real. And quit playing games with my heart. I was singing a Papa Roach song. Love Papa Roach.

Yeah? Yeah. Bum ba da da da da da da. Bum bum. It's not Papa Roach. Bum bum. That's Uncle Cracker. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's Uncle Cracker.

You're right. For some reason it's just the goofy names. Papa Roach, Uncle Cracker. What does Papa Roach do? They're in the same family. Okay. Papa Roach, Uncle Cracker. But sing me a Papa Roach song. Tear my heart open.

They're like Creed-esque. Yeah. Same era, same genre. Mixed with Uncle Cracker. Why did he go by that? Who's Uncle Cracker voting for this election season? Jill Stein. He's making a difference. Hey, I bought you...

I don't know where it is. Remember I bought you an autographed Uncle Cracker picture? It was a picture of Uncle Cracker and was autographed I spent a lot of money on it. Is it at the office or something? I Don't know dude is a gift for you is yours What'd you do with it? It's not a good. I thought you bought it for like the set. I bought it for you, man I thought like back at the old place. You just said you bought it for me, but you bought it for you man. I thought like back at the old place. You just said you bought it for me but you bought it for like The set. I actually bought it for you. Oh

Well, it's somewhere I bet if I look hard enough in here. I'm pretty sure I know where it is and What in here right here? I'm sure I'm sure you can find it, too I can actually. Give me 30 seconds and you can either keep them entertained or Luke can do a clock wipe. Is it on my desk? No, it's not on your desk. Do you know where it is?

I think I do. Almost certain. Okay, I'll keep them entertained. Okay. Okay. Do I get a prize if I come back with it? Yes. Okay. I just, I get a prize if I come back with it? Yes. Okay. I just, I'm not gonna tell you what the prize is

because it's gonna be a surprise. Hence, Surprise. Yeah, exactly. Okay, just gotta keep y'all, just fucking do it clockwise. Do you guys see a Uncle Cracker signed autograph photo in my hands?

I don't. Yeah, you know why that is? Because you didn't find it. Could not find it. Because you thought it was in a box with a bunch of pictures. But to be fair. It used to be on my desk at the old office

and I think it got lost during the move or something. It didn't get lost during the move. Maybe, maybe, because I have a big box filled with stuff from the office. It's probably in that. Did you take it home? I might have taken it home. I can update you and I can update The audience with a picture of me and my domicile with me going like this Which means right? It's a shrug for the audio listeners. Yes, and then on that or another one where I'm just

Holding up the autograph. Yeah, is it gonna go like Is it about to get put in this episode? Yeah, and then depends so like the audio listeners will know which one it is because it'll be a happy like that that sound effect and then for the You don't find it. Yeah, if you don't find it just a Yeah, so I would sound effect in a bad like a foghorn right yeah that I like that a foghorn and then a good for when you do find it if I find it if you like it yeah fanfare you know you want one of

those now not not a really long one no no no not like a minute long fanfare. Dun dun dun dun! You know, one of those. Nah, not a really long one, Luce. No, no, no, no, no. Not like a minute long fanfare. It's a stinger. Yeah, just... Dun dun dun dun! That's a good one. That was pretty good.

Even like a... Dun dun dun dun dun! Add it on. Yeah. But no longer than that. No drum roll beforehand. Well actually, yes, drum roll right now. Oh yeah.

Because we're about to find out if you found it or not. Drum roll please. And... Well that was exciting. And. Pfft. That was exciting. Yep. I don't know the answer. We don't know the answer right now, of course.

We don't, they do. Yeah. Which is actually pretty crazy, right? Isn't it crazy how time just works like that? I know. You know? Sucks that our time machine is broken. If Luke didn't use it to go back to the,

1800 so often. Yeah, what is he fucking doing there? I don't know. He says it's just nicer. Yeah. He talks about how it's a better time. Luke hates... hates it. Absolutely hates it. The 1800s? No. Well, he loves the 1800s. Luke does take our time machine to go back to ancient Rome a lot because he says you know back then

You know men could love men and it was totally normal It was normal just my sexuality was you could just buff up each other in hot tubs and it was just like seen as like Comradery. Yeah, like playing cards at the side of a swimming pool today Like he is a when he goes back he role plays as a Roman soldier They don't know the difference. They don't know he's from the future and he just butt fucks. Sorry, it just like- it's so- it's so fucking like butt fucks. Butt fucks.

It's- it's very- Yep. Harsh. Our podcast editor, Luke, is a big fan of butt fuck. He's a big butt fucker. Butt fucking? You butt fucking butt fucker. Butt fucking? You butt fucking butt fucker! We're so immature, dude. We're sitting here cracking up at butt fucking butt fucker.

Dude, that sounds like maybe like a burger at Bud Rucker's, like one of the specials. Open up the menu and it's like the item of the month, the butt fucking butt fucker. Come down at Fudd Ruckers and try the limited time butt fucking butt fucker today with 100% Angus Beef and our new butt fucking sauce. It's just like white and brown kind of like mixed together. It's just like white and brown kind of like mixed together God we're sick. We are we are I'm surprised Hollywood has not hired us to write more, but we're drinking pink monsters Because we're in touch with our feminine side. Yes, you guys might think oh, they're so crass and masculine like it What is this a fucking boys club Matt puts on lipstick before?

My man, I'm joking I What is this a fucking boys club Matt puts on lipstick before? I'm joking I Don't put on lipstick it's chapstick. I mean I'm already not a fan of makeup But like the dark green isn't is a choice Oh wicked is coming out soon Dude did you see the are you excited?. Are you gonna talk about the actress? Mm-hmm. Her meltdown over someone photoshopping the poster to look like the Broadway poster. The original one. Which she took great offense to.

Great offense to. She's allowed to have her opinion, and it's her right to broadcast her opinion at the same time it seemed to me at least like a very crazy overreaction just a just a yeah a little bit of an overreaction well there wasn't for a fan edit yeah it wasn't like it wasn't making fun of her now there are people that like let's not Also to track because there are people that are intentionally Photoshopping things now And I'm sure were too just because that's how people are of very racist iterations of the poster told us not to do that and of course she I there's no doubt in my mind that she is

Receiving yeah endless harassment even so now at a heightened rate. That's, that's, that's why it's like she, she has the right and it's not just I hate it because I don't want it to be like, you know, just shut up. Because like, it just you can't trust the internet to react in a collective decent way. Yeah. That's just not, that's not fun, you know? That's not. Well, for those who aren't aware,

the new actress in Wicked, someone basically took the poster and photoshopped it to make it like a recreation of the original Broadway poster. There was nothing offensive or like, it was not meant to throw shade or anything. I think it was just a fun fan. Like a fan edit of the original Wicked poster. She got, the actress got really upset

and deemed it racist I think. Did she deem it racist? I can't, I think she just, she said it was a. It's take, maybe not, maybe it was like, it's taking Like a humanity away from me. Yeah, because because in the post original poster the eyes are covered So she's saying that it's removing her her humanity her soul or something Yeah, I don't remember she was very upset and then people were flaming her for being so Reactive because the problem is as a celebrity you just can't ever show an audience your weakness.

Yeah. Well, they dig in. Unlike us. And Reddit, please stop. But yeah, wicked, huh? What a wicked reaction she had. I know. But I do feel bad for the targeted harassment.

What, are you dating her or something? No, but like. Jesus, dude. I do feel bad for the targeted harassment. What are you dating her or something? No, but like. Jesus dude. I mean, like it's. No, I feel you. Like when something becomes like a meme to people, it's just like fucking, I mean, she felt like her humanity was stripped away.

It definitely was once she voiced her opinion. Yeah. I feel like this is a lesson where it's like, yes, we can, we can disagree with what, in my opinion, yes, it was an overreaction and I disagree with whatever she said. But like at the end of the day, like me as a person, I saw that thought it was like a bit of an overreaction and I moved on. But, you know, to to take it a step further and to like actively start harassing. Yeah, because they voiced their opinion regardless of whether you deem it right or wrong.

And it's not like an opinion that's like inciting hate or it's not like actively trying to incite like hate or something. It's it's it's it's really just kind of I feel like a someone who is is is very sensitive and opened up online and it backfired backfired. But I don't know. I just I think it just what are you doing? What are you filming? What are you filming me with a fish I like I'm filming you with a fish islands

keep going nice camera don't fuck I have night mode turned on no it's keep going keep talking yeah I'm just getting some BTS some behind the scenes uh-huh just get it you're gonna show me do you have the SD card thing that you could because this is not yet it's just a tape right now This is not just any ordinary camera that I am filming Ryan McGee with guys this well. This is a Sony CCD TRV 87 it's a fun camcorder which we recently got we each got one of these bad boys Cuz we want to we want to goof around with them, you know?

Film a little fun stuff on tape. So yeah, any camcorder heads, except for the- I don't know why, but for some reason, doing this makes me feel like I'm more on the spot. Oh, when it's facing straight at you? It's also that fisheye lens. It really looks like a television lens like up close Like for some reason just made me feel uncomfortable the moment like did this one turned on I was just like Even though we are being filmed by three four. Yeah, well that one's up in your face, dude

Those 4k cameras over there. I can almost forget about that. Yeah, actually in because in the shadows Yeah I can almost forget about that. Yeah, actually and because in the shadows Yeah, the lights that the shadow lands the lights that are on us are Basically like covering up those cameras because it's it's dark behind and you can't see so much nostalgia with this right isn't that cool camera? I'm so excited to shoot some Some some some vlogs or something some something with it Can we upload this footage? Yeah we can. Can go into a upload. I want to start. I think there's only one angle that you're gonna want to see this. This is a good angle. It's a great angle. Come on, do it.

Now people are jealous they can't see the POV of us having having fun with our legs. You know what? You can only see that on Patreon. Sorry assholes. No, I think it'd be fun if we started doing office, just a little, like filming around the office more. Love that show. Fantastic show. The British one? Dwight, yeah.

Dwight Schrödinger. Schrödinger's Dwight. We're on one, man. I took the fish eye off. Yeah, he did. Schrodinger's Dwight We're on one man I Took the fish eye off Yeah, he did because I want to show people in the in the you guys are actually this is you've seen the magic made live Watch this Look, I'm zooming in. Yeah, you are you can see you could see the actual the camera angles on the TV monitor over there. Ain't that something neat?

What you guys think? Wait, I wonder if the camera, it shows up red on this one, unlike the 4K cameras that make it show up like yellow. Luke, remember to put that filter over it. Because I noticed something. Yeah. In the, oops, I pressed the stop button.

No, you're good. In the ad read. Mm-hmm. Okay. For episode 33. Luke didn't put the fucking filter over the super, so it looked orange. Shhh. It's really embarrassing for us as a company.

That's the fifth strike. You know what they say. Five strikes and you're out. Oh yeah. How do I turn it off? fifth strike. You know what they say, five strikes and you're out. Oh yeah. How do I turn it off? Oh, I think I. It's probably five strikes and softball.

Or tee ball, which is what Luke plays professionally. His youth squad. Luke's youth squad. Come play some tee ball with Luke. He's a tee ball coach. Major league stuff though. He's a T-ball coach. Major league stuff though. It's really nice that he gets involved in the community like that. Major league knowledge on a little league budget.

Luke does strike me as a T-ball head. He loves sports. We all know Luke's a big sports head. He's a sports nut yeah fuck heads dude it's not now you know I'm a mega nut I'm a mega nut Meg head is out Meg Meg nuts what's up Meg nuts what you think Meg head rings better but Meg nut Meg nut just doesn't flow the same. Yeah, it also makes me think of Meg nut. Nutmeg.

Is this some sort of screw or? No, it reminds me of nutmeg, the seasoning, which it's just backwards, Meg nut. It's wonderful, wonderful seasoning. You can trip balls if you take enough of it. Do you know that? Don't try doing that because it actually can kill you. Same with drinking soy sauce. Yes. You can high salt content. You can die from drinking a bottle of soy sauce because of the amount of sodium. Not a pleasant way to die and you can also nutmeg will make you trip balls. it's like a psychedelic if you take enough of it.

There's videos about it, but I think what it does is it allows, it doesn't allow your cells to do osmosis, so like the water that it retains does not leave, so you'll be like dying of thirst, but no matter how much water you drink, it doesn't quench it and your cells are just expanding with water and then you die Doesn't sound too plal tripping balls. I

Will say don't do it that mm-hmm does not sound fun And I unfortunately a lot of people die every year from doing the nutmeg challenge And if you look on screen right now, there's a list of poor souls that have been lost Attempting the nutmeg challenge The smaller the list with the green names those are people who have died the list above it Those are people who died but at least we're making a YouTube video of it. So they're a little cooler So don't try the nutmeg challenge, but if you Maybe you know feel bad for these people and wanna throw your name in there without dying,

we will let you put your name on this list if you go to Patreon and you can become a podcast producer or executive producer. You also get stickers in the mail each month if you're signed up for that. Luke, show this month's sticker. So if you sign up right now, you can get this sticker. Pretty cool, right?

And you can get more of this podcast. What can they get? About this podcast. Yeah, tell us. You can, if you subscribe to the Patreon, you can get some Uncle Sleepover episode. No, no, about the podcast. Oh, about the podcast?

Oh, well you can, if you get up to the producer tier, which is the sticker club tier, and then there's the executive producer tier, you can get your name at the end of this podcast. Well, no, I already said that. I'm talking about the ex Supermini show. Yo, the Supermini show. That's why I was throwing it to you.

Sorry, you just went on for a long time and my brain tuned out. I'm very short. I have a short attention span. Listen, dude, I'm 5'. That's that's that's tall in in in in Japan It is yeah So dude, it's tall to miles Finch But you can get the super mini show which is a small little portion of this that only patreon gets extra

You don't have to be executive or regular producer for that No, that's level five bucks. Yeah, and there You don't have to be executive or regular producer for that. That's just base level, five bucks. And there's tons of episodes. But to get your beautiful name though, you do have to do either the sticker club or executive producer, but more likely the sticker club because you get everything there.

Executive producer is essentially just there if you wanna support some more. If you're a billionaire benefactor of some sort. Right. But yeah guys, if you wanna see some more, Patreon, it really helps support the channel. And we love you. I think, I had a great episode today, Ryan.

I had so much fun with you. I had a lot of fun. I learned a lot and I learned a lot of lessons and I had a lot of fun with my friend Matt. What'd you learn today? Well, today I learned. But if you like someone and you have a crush on them, I got a little something I could send them.

How about that? I'm giving a thumbs up, so it's like, you know, send that to your crush.