supermegashow - Wacker Crackers | supermegashow - 085

Episode Date: October 22, 2025

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Learn more at amex.ca. Cream and spit shining, dude. That's disgusting. Come on. We're wacky. Like tobacco. We're wacky. I was thinking we're the wacky crack.

We're the wacker crackers. Because we're whacker than most. We're wacker crackers. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe a new name for the podcast. Maybe people see it. It's a new name. They're like, oh, shit, I don't think I've seen this before. They look familiar, but, you know. You know, it's like maybe the podcast, we get more views if we had just changed the name consistently. I'm honestly thinking, Wacker Crackers is the move. And maybe we should change it now before episode 100. I mean, we could just restart now. So it's Wacker Crackers episode one. Well, the good thing for Luke is we made his job easy of what to title the episode. Very, very easy. Now, that just means we'll have to commit to the bit and really, really dedicate to our improv to make sure that whacker crackers envelops the vibe of the episode. Because, you know, I'm sure there's a lot of episodes where it's like, Dick Cheney's, uh, what, let me,

Dick Cheney's balls, question mark exclamation point. And it's like at one point in the podcast, it's like five seconds where we're like, damn, he looks like, Dick Cheney looks like a guy who would suck on some balls. And then, and then that's all it is. And then the title develops from that. And so people are like, man, there's probably going to be like a whole 20 minute discussion on Dick Cheney's testicles. Well, I mean, you could, now the episode could go either way.

It could be called Wacker Crackers or Dick Cheney's balls. Wacker Crackers. and Dick Cheney's Balls, that's a title right there. A star where the A is. Yeah, I don't know if we can call it Dick Cheney's Balls. Balls with a Z. The Patreon little extra episode can we call Dick Cheney's Balls with a Z? Okay.

How about that? We'll make sure to talk about Dick Cheney's balls. On the Patreon one. But this is the main episode. Wacker Cracker Crackers. Yeah. All right, let's do it. You know what Tucker sounds like?

I didn't think that any cracker could be whacker than us. But Tucker might be a certified whacker cracker. He's not a certified whacker cracker. At least if you mean whack in the sense of like... Or the whacking cracker. like he's jacking off the jacking whacking cracker the hijacking

he's high he's jacking while high hijacking or he's or he's on a plane oh yeah he's jacking off on a plane and he thinks to himself because he doesn't want to say it

because his phone will listen to him but he thinks to himself I'm gonna do 9-11 too and it's gonna be so awesome he's just waiting for the moment to jump out of his seat but he never has the courage nope

and he's gonna die with that regret. I should have hijacked that plane. God damn it, man. I could have done 9-11-2. 9-112 would have been so fucking awesome. It's so whack. And there's no one to blame but myself. Fuck. That's his dying breath. Yeah, his kids are like, Dad, any regrets

in life? Yeah. Knowing Tucker's luck, the FBI would arrest him over what we've said about him on the podcast. So, what's this, I'm just going to say something to you, Mr. Prescott, and you elaborate for me. 9-11-2.

it's this is when Tucker's trying to leave the country to like go on vacation in Guatemala next time and and they detain him at the border he has no clue because he doesn't listen to our show so he has no clue what the fuck they're talking about when they're like 9-11 2 um what what oh you're like you think it's funny huh no no no mister and he licks his lips we all we all know how Tucker likes to get out of a sticky situation yeah well that doesn't work too well uh well maybe at the Guatemalan border. Well, it happens with these weak leftist cops over here in California. Yeah. But not at the border over there. Yeah, no, they're not going to let them out of the

sticky situation that easy. Yeah, where they wear Speedos and tank tops, like Commando Speedo, like digital camo. Right. It looks cool. It's very cool. They have leggings, so it's not like you see their bare legs. Dude, they do things different in Guatemala. I'll tell you. But it's pretty badass. Um, but yeah, Tucker, he wants us to stop talking about him on the podcast. Well, you know, what they say about rules. They're made to not be followed. Exactly.

So sorry, Tucker. Looks like, uh, you are getting fucked on this one. Also, also he films our stuff. So we're going to mention him, you know. And also, guess what he never said to stop talking about him on the podcast. He just said, I don't want to be on the podcast. That is true. That is true. Well, eventually I got him to get to the point.

where I said right where he went let me think about it because I went you were in that me canyon video yep because he was in that vlog like I think the camera pans for a brief yeah and it has Tucker standing there and we're like so Tucker you'll be in a meat canyon vlog at the Renaissance Fair but you won't you won't be on the super mega podcast it's like fair fair and it just shows that money speaks no I don't think he was saying fair in that sense I think he was just saying he was at the Renaissance Fair oh you know so that might have been a misunderstanding. God, if only they would have the Renaissance Fair where it was cool outside. Think of like a winter themed, a fall themed Renaissance Fair, whereas like not everybody is

sweating their ass off. Why the fuck do they do the Renaissance Fair every year in May in Los Angeles when it's super hot? Like, Renaissance Fair in the fall, I'm sure they'd have a much higher turnout because it would feel fantastic outside and you wouldn't be sweating. Like, who wants to get dressed up like some like medieval bard and then just be drenched in fucking hot stinky sweat mr watson i have an idea tear down that wall but um what what sounds incredible now just you know maybe it's the other side of the coin where maybe it would be miserable but visually it would be pretty cool to go into a renaissance fair where it's snowing yeah you know dress up like uh like ned stark honestly uh from the declassified show no no he

he is um he uh he fathered a bastard child oh i can't give away everything but like you know honestly he's known as an honorable man but he fathered a bastard john snow okay yeah when you said ned stark i was thinking john snow for some reason you know i think that the snow would be equally as miserable as the heat because like but you can bundle yourself up that's true like costumes in thick leather and stuff. Because, you know, all the costumes are hot. Like, you know, think about the costumes in the heat versus in the cold. The costumes add a lot of heat.

So, like, I feel like it would only help benefit the bundle you already have wearing, right? And here's the thing, like, people could argue, oh, well, for the hot Renaissance fair, you know, you could wear a costume that is, like, just less. Like a barbarian. Yeah, but, but if you don't, it's still going to be. hot even if you have skin exposed and like less stuff because the sun is hot. And here's the thing. You can always get more warm. Okay. Well, let's just, you know, we, no one's been to the sun to prove if it's truly hot or not. That's true. We only, we only have what the scientists, quote, tell us. So just be careful about that, buddy. Because have you been to the sun?

No, I haven't think so. Okay. Well, I, no, I haven't been to the sun. Have you? No, but I don't claim to know that it's hot. Where does the heat come from? Ask the government. I bet you they know. All I'm saying, there's a reason there's an ice wall. Maybe we're generating the heat. And we had to build the ice wall to save ourselves from a manufactured sun in the Antarctic.

I've already said too much. I'd rather not continue. Okay. Maybe Luke should cut some of that out just to be careful about what we're saying publicly. I don't want to get eyes on. on us that we don't want on us but um you can always get more warm but you can't get more cool that's the thing you know when i'm getting in a fight with with the uh with the old lady about the ac or the heater at my house you know about assassin's creed yeah yeah she's like it's it's so cold

you have it you have it set to 70 that's freezing and i'm like no it is cold 70 70's chilly for the inside especially now when that when it's getting cooler outside. Okay. I'd set it to at least 73. Really? 73 is... Okay, no, no, no.

I see 73 is the magic temperature because that's the lowest I was allowed to set it back at, like when I was a kid, back in the frog. Dude, it got hot up in the frog. Okay, actually, I realized to counterpoint is the temperature that is being red is coming from downstairs, and then I'm hot when I'm upstairs.

So it says it's set to 70 downstairs. but upstairs it could really be like 75 but you know she's always like oh my god it's it's so it's so cold i'm like well i can get i can't get more cold you can get more warm you can bundle up but if you're if you're warm you can't get more cold naturally so i think that that always wins yeah you can't pant like a dog i wish i well i can and you can only sweat so much i know and i've used up most of my sweat for the month so i don't i don't really know what to do My sweat reserves are low. Just like Donald Trump, when his life battery is, his life energy.

You have a finite amount of energy you're able to use in your life. And he has reserved most of it to this point. He's got to be careful with those YMCA dances because he's running that battery low. Lower and lower every time he does that. He's taking two years off of his life every time. Every time he does the YMCA dance. Because he's so old. You know, his battery doesn't, you know, the batteries as they get older, they leak a little, you know?

Yeah, they do leak. They don't have the same amount of charge. Even if, like, you, if you had a battery that's never been used, but it's like 10 years old, you know, it's not going to have the same level of charge as it did, you know, 10 years ago, even though it hasn't been used. So that's science and math. It is math. Everything's math. Not, not Shakespeare. Shakespeare's love.

well shakespeare's a what do you mean shakespeare's love you know he did romeo and juliette that's true king lear he did waiting for godot a midsummer's wet dream he didn't do waiting for godot who did waiting for godot i i i don't know but it's a it's a stage play it's probably definitely based on a short story maybe

but it's definitely not shakespeare Ophelia? I, dude, I always thought that was the stupidest shit in high school when they made us read Shakespeare and like annotate it and stuff. I didn't know what the hell they were saying.

And why are you making me transcribe old English? I already have trouble learning new words in modern English and using them effectively. Like that was like Shakespeare was just making shit up for the page. Like they didn't talk like that. That wasn't like a real way people conversed. It was like his way of giving the people,

people and nana-nana-boo or niner-n-er-neener. He's like, in the future, they're going to look back and think that we spoke like this, and it's going to be funny as hell. They're going to go on stage. They're going to perform this. You're going to think they're so smart. But this is just a prank. This is like a time-capsiled prank.

You're going to write all this stuff, and, you know, let's all just pump it up so they believe that it's awesome and cool. It's a good prank because they're going to look so stupid. He's like, these high school kids in 200 years or 400 years are going to be fucking pulling their hair out in class trying to understand this. And really, you know, we're just speaking normal. And, yeah, it's going to be funny. And it's not funny because I'd be on the school bus on the way to my high school class.

First class of the day was lit. And literature, not, it was not lit? Well, I mean, was literature class lit? I liked the teacher, yeah. Okay. So it was kind of lit. But we had to annotate Shakespeare and then show our annotations for some reason. And he always knew I was bullshit.

line ooh no he called me out in front of the class interesting called me out in front of the class he checked it and goes he like read out my annotations it was like come on matt come on come on like i'm not falling for that and i was like whoa okay fuck and that was that and that was after you went to ruby tuesdays with him too and you bought him the salad bar the all you can eat salad bar no this was a monday morning and uh i thought that you know saturday afternoon we had had a great time at ruby tuesdays the all you can eat salad bar you paid for you paid for him because he said he forgot his wallet and you thought you know you scratch my you scratch my back I'll scratch yours type of situation but I guess that didn't play

out he kept his integrity as a teacher yeah and to be clear just because I was a minor there wasn't any actual back scratching happening no no no it's it's a you're talking about literature it's a it's a literary device what what like a kindle like symbolism or something I see, I see I thought you were talking about an e-reader like a literary device Like a like a like a kindle

I used to have one I had a Kindle paper white Or whatever it was called Dude those are like lightweight ones It was awesome But The thing was I had that When I was back home in South Carolina

Like I had it They're old I think in college Like I got it for myself When I was in college It's like a I'm gonna splurge for myself And get myself a Kindle paperback

Or paper white And I And I did, and it just, I don't know how to explain it. It miraculously disappeared. One day it was in my room. One day it was gone, I was never able to find it. You know, it's not one of those things where, like, even now, it turned up at some point as my mom was clearing out my room after the move or anything, it just never turned up.

It, like, just fell, it, like slipped through like a crack in time. Yeah. And it's in another universe now. I could have taken it somewhere and left it somewhere. That's probably the mostly, you know, it probably got left downtown somewhere. I feel like that's a very easy thing to leave somewhere. Yeah. Like a Kindle is just one of those items you're going to leave.

I got one at Goodwill once for like two bucks that was fully functional. Pre-downloaded books on it? There were no books on it, unfortunately. But I remember being like, I'm going to use this. I mean, I never did. Well, that's because reading books are more fun. Yeah, no, reading books is way, there's something about like, here's what sucks. I like reading, but I can just never bring myself to do it.

And it's like audible, for example, I, I, I, I live. listened actually not even audible uh Spotify has has ebooks and I did you download the Witcher series no but I listened to an audio book um like last year and I was like wow I actually listened to a real a real book and I'm going to read the sequel now but I'm going to read the real one so I bought the real one and um never read it because it's a real book you know season four the witcher's coming out on Netflix and Liam Hemsworth is replacing I don't know the Witcher even And my sister likes it

Does she? She loves the Witcher, yeah Does she like the Witcher video game? The books? Okay, okay, okay. You know the fourth one's coming out. Wait, wait, wait, are they based on books? Short stories.

The game is based on a book. Well, the original, I believe so because the original book was like a collection of short stories. And then they expanded upon the lore of Gerald, which was like a witcher. It's like a name you and I would come up with for a sketch. Or Gerald.

I like Gerald. People fight over it. Gerald. It's like Gif and Giff. Which if someone says Gif, they're a moron. They're a loser and an idiot. And you know how you spot a witcher, Matt? What's a witcher?

What is a witcher? A witcher is like a human except they're like a superhuman. They have like cat-like reflexes and they're super strong and they can see in the dark. and they kill monsters. It's like the Matt Walsh documentary. What is a Witcher? Exactly. You know.

But to find out what a witcher, you know, they have white hair. Okay. Lock of white. And then they have cat eyes that are yellow, I think. Okay. So if you see someone with cat eyes that are yellow and lock of white. My cat has yellow cat eyes. But not lock of white, lock of black.

Okay, good, good. Yeah. No, no, no what, nobody know no witcher who has lock of black. Okay, okay, okay, yeah. My cat has lock of, lock of black, so not a witcher. Can you believe millions of people are missing out on this shit? We're giving it to them for free. It upsets me that millions of people could be listening to this show,

and instead they're listening to call her daddy or, uh, or my favorite Martian. Martian, my favorite Martian. I mean, that probably led it. Dude, how many. views do you think a day your favorite Martian shit still gets like if you could quantify it in one sum number I mean you can look it up could you yeah it's social played social play shows you but is that accurate though for for daily views it is you want to take guess what I say you want to take guess because didn't didn't our favorite Martian take all of his Martian his videos down

oh you're right at some point and then he re-uploaded them I thought Whoa You know I went to Social Blade And I clicked the search Thing and it says Search for your favorite

YouTuber Well no Well close Your favorite Martian Your And you know what's funny Is I was on eBay Over the weekend

Looking at VHS tapes And you know which one popped up My favorite Martian That wasn't funny That was interesting But it wasn't funny I was expecting to laugh Oh well

I mean I meant funny You set it up, and I thought you were just being truthful and honest as my best friend. Well, I thought... But it is interesting. I don't want to take that away, but I was excited to laugh. What? Pan's Labyrinth?

No, my favorite Martian. It's fun to just go totally in the opposite direction sometimes. You know, I got to keep you on your toes. You keep me on my toes all right. Sometimes you need to switch your balance to your fingertips, or maybe that, you know, one fingertip where you're doing a handstand except it's like a finger stand? I can't do that. You know what I'm thinking of?

Yeah, I would break my... visualize that for me? I'd break my fingers. Yeah, it's not, okay, Social Blade is not really giving me anything. Told you. 1.1 billion views a day. That's, yeah. Does he, doesn't our

favorite Martian do stuff on Facebook now mostly? Yeah, Ray William Johnson is, uh... Whoa, who's that? Sorry, our favorite Martian, he's a poster on, uh, on the FB, the, on the book. He's a book, he's a book, poster. He's a bookhead. He's a meta, he's a meta guy. He posts on the gram and the, he's a bookend. He's a bookend. he's a bookend yeah and he uh apparently he's pretty successful doing that that's where the money is

now facebook but he's not one of the influencer who like learned chinese and moved over to like china or like moved to some country and learn the language that would be cool though for a william johnson learned like cambodian and then just became like a cambodian influencer you know i could understand why someone's like why is that that that's not a bad thing inherently but i guess i'm talking about the mainly like the the prankster YouTubers that like got in trouble somehow how, and then, like, just moved. Wasn't there, was it Bart Baker? I forgot his name.

Soflo Antonio. Didn't he end up doing that? Soflo Antonio became like fluent in Korean and then went to Korea and then it just makes like Korean videos now. Which, you know. I mean, good on him. Dude, the fact that he's able to like learn an incredibly difficult language. Takes dedication.

Yeah. Power and love. Which he has all of those. He collected all three rings. The rings of wisdom, the ring of wisdom, the ring of power and the ring of love. Which is very difficult to collect all three rings. So, I mean, shout out to So Flo Antonio. I mean, God cast them across the entire globe.

Right. And he got them all. And now he's in Korea. Well, first, let's not even think about the trouble he had to go through to collect all the map pieces first. Yeah. That led him to the rings. That was, that's equally as impressive, in my opinion. And then he, before that, solving the riddles to get the location of the map.

Yep, the different map pieces. So I think that. You know what you and I could do? Are just, we're a fever dream, like, when people are listening. Because it's like, oh, they're actually talking about something in the real world. And then it's just they tune, they probably like zone out to like do their little biology homework or whatever they're doing at community college. The little Shakespeare and their community college theater, you know, production. Honestly, uh, it's a, it's a fever dream sitting here doing it with you live.

But I love it. I love it too. I love every second of it. It's fantastic. I look in your eyes and I, and I see. blue and black and white when the moon hits my eyes like a big pizza pie

you know also uh you and I if we're really like when the fall off really hits you and I always do have the option of going to China and being rent and link impersonators and being hired for people in video

that's not a bad idea or we can switch it up and double dip and do Aaron and Danny impersonators Like we show up to We could impersonate any talent Like we could impersonate any YouTube duo You know So it's like we could be Dan and Phil

We could be Ian and Anthony We could be like you and I You hire us for birthday parties And it's like oh my God it's smosh And we have like wigs and shit Like I could be Honestly This is a great idea

This is a great idea Max and Chad Because people buy like Like you know People get cameos From Michael Jackson impersonators and shit like that. And shit like that.

You and I could easily show up to parties and it's like, hey, look, it's Rhett and Link. And, you know, you just got to grow the, you know, get the beard. I'll be, I could be Rhett like back in, I just grow out a little bit more, and I could be like 2016 Red. Yeah. I, honestly, I would love if you and I could do

like the best possible cosplay of each YouTube duo. just to see how well we could pull it off. Like, we actually try our best to look like the people. Do we do both eras of game grumps? Because that would be one where one where you would have to be Aaron, and then the other one with Danny, I'd have to be Aaron. And I'd have to be Danny. Yeah.

Yeah, I know. I think that you absolutely. Because I'd have to be John Tron. Oh, true. Jonathan Safari. I would be, yeah, I think we'd have to do both. Do you think that, I got to, sorry. Hold up.

I just got to tell you something, and we can cut this out if you want. But I got an email from Brent. Oh, wait. No, no, no, no. I saw that. I think we both got that email. I didn't read the email, though, because, you know, I try to ignore Brent most of the time. What did it say?

Well, the funniest thing to me is that he sent a follow-up email after. I don't want to get into it because, you know, how people are. but he just wanted to reach out and wanted to maybe have a meeting of some kind let's talk some shop or whatever um and then be desperate and then it's funny because he sends a follow-up email i want to see if i can wait when did he send the first email i missed that this was sunday so like we weren't checking business email and stuff oh okay um and also it was sent to our personal emails but uh so after the first uh email i'm trying to see if i can just find the time it doesn't matter

he sends a follow-up email also uh what's the uh office address I forgot I'm like bro you worked here for like it felt like maybe like better part of a decade yeah no no Brent Brim worked at this address for the for a better part of the decade

but I would like to I would like we should email back out to him yeah yeah we'll get we'll get Luke on it Luke's like what first would be like Brent what do you we're the talent you know yeah so i think brent might just be in really desperate place right now i heard he lost his house and lost his um lost his marbles his collection like he lost his marble collection

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Yeah? And, uh, oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It was three stories. I'm lying. I'm lying. I, I've just, I thought I could impress you. And I just was telling the closest story that I could remember. And it's, that it's actually a very popular story. And I'm pretty impressed that you didn't recognize it at the start. But I just have to come clean now. Because I don't want to lie to you anymore, but that story is not a lie. It's just a story. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Wait, hold up. So you did not, so there was not a tower. So you, you didn't... So, so wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, this, this Rapunzel chick is not real, and you do not know her.

No, it's just, it's a very famous story. Disney even made a movie about it called Tangled. It's very popular. I've never heard of that. I just felt like I had to take the opportunity once. I got through the first like barrier of testing the waters and then you just went along with it and you didn't question it. And I'm like, oh, he must not recognize the story. So I really had the sink in there because of like what what opportunity do you have to to kind of trick someone into thinking that, you know, that you've lived such an extraordinary life. And but it's only fables and story tales. Fables and fibs. Okay. Yeah. Two big Fs. So don't go... We won't talk about the third FF. Don't go fibbing to me again, all right? You had me excited that this was something that had happened to you.

And I was, I was ready to cheer you on. And I was, well, okay, you know what? Credit or credits, do, thank you for coming clean. Because you know how embarrassed it would have been if I'd gone out there to Luke and been like, dude, did you hear what Ryan did? And then told him about the whole three-story long hair thing. And then I would have looked like a fool. he would have probably laughed in your face

yeah he would have probably went hey Matt gullible's written on the ceiling what is what is nothing no it's just a saying it's just a saying

what does that mean so have you played the new battlefield yet Battlefield 6 came out yeah Ryan I've been playing the new battlefield left and right man all weekend how is it

it's fantastic man I've just been I've been shooting all sorts of guns and going crazy with it. What class are you? What class am I? Mercenary. What's your favorite weapon? Probably the scorpion. Yeah.

The like oozy looking thing. What do you, what's your favorite vehicle to run around, drive around? Wart hog. He's a dude. Yep. Yep. Let's just say I got a couple double-decker combo. on that bad boy oh shit damn me and the team me and the teamsters it's a new game i haven't played it

it's a new release and i and i figured you know if we mentioned it the AI tool would put the video somewhere where someone has been searching battlefield six and then maybe this clip will pop up and we'll clip it out of context and throw it up in the on the clips part of the thing that's genius that's a great clip right there in of itself yeah we're clip makers yep we're entrepreneurs extraordinaire geniuses extraordineers extraordineers yeah

god don't you just love us come on the movie huh the Jordan Peel movie us I mean it's all right it's not as good as his first venture out in fact nothing that he's directed since then has been good as his first outing

except nope I have to give it a rewatch I gotta give it a fair shot I'll give it a rewatch I just that's a debate that's a debate that that was you and me versus the world. It's like I felt like in that moment, like when you find out like the quote unquote twist or when you, when everything unravels

and you figure out what it is type of, you know what I mean? I want to talk loosely because I don't want to spoil it completely. But it's just like almost, it's like I was sitting there in the theater and it's like almost as if I could just turn around just like begrudgingly be like,

look at Jordan Peelie. He's like sitting up with his like arms crossed me. Like, didn't expect that, did you? Mm-hmm. No, I didn't. And but the thing is, you know, I heard this, I can't, I think it's in Psalms or Ephesians or something like that, but you can't always get what you want.

That's right. You can't. You try sometimes, but. And try as you might. Yeah. What you want is not always what you get. Yeah, like in Peter or Job, you know, you try your best, but you don't succeed. Yep.

I think that is that's in its job by the way dude imagine naming your kid Job in the big 2025 I don't know if you can legally do that it would be considered bullying one of my favorite running gags in Arrested Development is how it's just over and over how like the news or whatever calls him Gob Gob Bluth

that makes me laugh so hard every time Arrested Development is unfortunately one of those shows where they tried to capture lightning in a bottle again and unfortunately it was, it makes me worry for Malcolm in the middle because I'm sure there's stuff to like about the newer episodes of Arrested Development

but I think for me and at least for you and you can talk about it as well but it's like it's just like there's nothing like I think it's the first three, four seasons, three seasons because Netflix does four or five right? Netflix did four and five yeah which I don't even think

anyone even like knew about the fifth one and uh i put on a random episode from the fifth season just because i was like what is this it's like a murder mystery or something it's odd i don't think well i i didn't even watch it i i never finished i tried watching season four like three times and i never finished it well they did a recut yeah and i watched i watched the original never finished that's how i watched and then i tried the recut and i will say the recuts a lot better but uh the first three seasons of arrest development are just like some of the best comedy television ever made so fucking funny and it's it's it's it's it's It's, because I rewatched a rest of development recently, and I was just, like, blown away by how quick it is.

So funny. That show is so goddamn funny. Like, the writers of that show are so fucking talented to be able to fit all of that, all of that comedy in such a, like, a small window time frame. Because I think it was like a, wasn't it like a, like a 20-something? 23 minutes, yeah, 23-minute, just kind of like regular. What channel was it on? Because it got... Because it was originally on TV

and then it went... And it wasn't popular though. That was the thing. Like it got horrible ratings. Like no one watched it. Gained a variety through Netflix when it was put on there. That's when I first watched it

was once it got put on Netflix when I was in high school. And I had never seen it and I watched it and I was like, I love this. This is fantastic. It's such a weird lightning in a bottle like case study.

of a show that was not popular, but was so fucking good. And also, a show that had, like, it's so interesting that it wasn't popular for how big some of those names are on it. Oh, yeah. You know, Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, David Cross. It's like, freaks and geeks, where it's like you go back and you see, like, the poster or something or trailer. And it's like, there are a lot of names that, like, anyone from you to your mom would recognize in the show. And then even it's just, like, the smaller characters. on Arrested Development.

You know, you had like Julia, Louis Dreyfus, you had Henry Winkler, who I saw on the sidewalk recently with Luke last week. He walked by us on the sidewalk. Really? He was gorgeous. He looks beautiful in real life. And then who else?

You have like Charlize there on? You have like these huge stars in this show. And it just was never, never took off all it was a thing. Who was Judy Greers in it too, right? Judy Who's Judy Greer Isn't she the one with like the Take a look at these one last time

I think that's Judy Greer Liza Miner Oh yeah It's uh Judy Garland's daughter Do you know that Liza Minnelly?

Yeah her mom is Judy Garland From uh Somewhere over the rainbow Of Oz That's her mom Is Liza Minnelly that Sorry hold on Am I thinking of the right person?

The other Lucille. With the vertigo. It's like in love with Buster. She has like the shorter black hair. I'm trying to... You know her for sure. Check this out. I think I'm thinking of someone else, though,

when I'm thinking of her. So I need to... Her. Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah. That's her mom was Judy Garland. That's not who I was thinking of.

Who were you thinking of? I was thinking of... She was always a roast comedian where she was just some, like, 40-year-old blonde woman who was very crass in her roasts on Comedy Central. Are you thinking of Liza Minnelli? No. What's her name? Hold up. Liza Minnelly is who we're talking about.

Yeah. Are you thinking about Kathy Griffin? No. It is some, like, weird name. Lisa Lampinelli. That's who I'm thinking of Lisa Lampinelli Not

Liza Manelli Lisa Lampinelli's Their names are I see where the confusion You'd see where the neurons Were misfiring Absolutely I wouldn't even say

Misfiring I would say that You know They're firing within an acceptable range You know Yeah but It wasn't correct But it was like

You know they I see where The neurons Were firing and why And you'll be happy That we were having this discussion Because I just thought of

another duo that we could do Sherlock Holmes and Watson well not the new Watson there's a TV there's a new TV show called Watson no and he's no African American so I could not maybe Luke could but I know there's like the the Benedict Cumberbatch

and Martin Schrelly no what's isn't it Martin Short no yeah I think it I don't want to say it's not

is Martin Short short i always confuse the names of um the guy who plays mr freeze in the santa claus three was jack frost in the santa claus three that's that's martin short then who am i the guy who was in the hobbit who's that martin stort no no no no no dude wait this is killing me because i i also confuse these two guys like crazy i do it all the fucking time martin short is is not the one that's in the hobbit right I'm about to figure it out. Well, if... Martin Freeman.

Martin Freeman. Yeah. Martin Freeman. The guy from Shawshank. No, that's Morgan. Martin Freeman was in the Black Panther as the pilot man. Who flew... I always confused them, dude.

The, uh, yeah, Martin Freeman and Martin Short. Martin Short is in murdered something with Steve Martin. Only murders in the building? Yes. Yeah. I haven't seen a single episode. I've seen some of it. People enjoy it.

I would, I personally like, um, both Martin short and, uh, Steve Martin. I love Steve Martin. And in fact,

one of Steve Martin's like first movies that he ever like got big for was a comedy movie called The Jerk. Have you seen it? I haven't seen it. Dude, it's so good. It's so funny. I think the earliest thing I ever saw him in, which I, it wasn't the first thing I saw him in.

I think the first thing I ever saw him in was cheaper by the dozen. Right. But when I went back, It was this little shop of horrors. He plays, like, the dentist in the movie. Which he's great in that, too. Who's also in that? What's his name?

He's in space balls. Rick Moranus. I almost said Alan Rickman. Rick Moranus, that's right. Ah! Yeah. I'm sure he gets more anus. He's had a pretty somber melancholy.

I'm pretty sure he stopped acting because his wife got sick or something. He won't have spent time. Very, very talented young man. Yeah. Well, I do love little. shop of horrors. I haven't seen it live. I would love to go see

like an actual stage play of it. I saw it live in Pasadena. Lucky. It was fantastic. I've only seen the movie. And the, um, the alternate ending to the movie. Well, I don't know if I've seen that.

Rick Moranis, though, um, really it's, it's fascinating to have like a, because he was, he was so big, um, you know, at the time. He was in Honey I Shrunk ourselves. And Honey I Shrunk the kids.

I blew up the kids. And is that the one with the big baby? Yeah. Yep. That one freaked me out as a kid. He's just in so much. He was on, did he get his start in SNL? I believe so.

Unless it was like regular stand-up. I want to say he was on SNL with Steve Martin. That would make, yeah, in that era. The jerk is such a good movie. You would really like it. It's funny and it's endearing, but it's like, it's, it's from the, I think it's from the 70s, but it's, uh, it's, it's, It's just a good, funny comedy.

Is it crass? It's crass. It's very crass. Did they say the F slur? No, but they do say, they say another slur. Steve Martin does. Wait, no way. I could show you the scene.

I don't want to know it's fun. No. It's unfortunately. Show me on the bus later. Okay. Smash cut to us in the back of a school bus. What? Yeah, we needed some extra money and we're coaching fucking high school.

school football because you don't do you need yeah you need a college degree to no what to coach high school football or maybe high school but middle school football I guarantee you don't need a degree for that why would you need a degree to fucking coach a bunch of teenagers physical education physical education and run around physical education and also do you work your way up from like middle school coach to like college team coach how do you like how do you like a good big coach like that like You know who I forgot the name of? Who's that famous South Carolina coach that ended up going to Florida?

Oh, my God. I know who you're talking about. He was like a Christ-like figure in South Carolina for the long. Like, everyone knew his name. But now all of a son, I just haven't heard it in so long. No, Marcus Latimore was a player. I know who you're talking about because when I was a freshman at USC, he was like the big, the big shit. I remember his name like crazy.

Not Shane Beamer. Steve Spurrier. Steve Spurrier. Classic Steve. Steve Spurrier. Dude, Steve Spurrier. I remember that name very well now. He betrayed the USC.

I know. He went to Florida. Is he still coaching? He probably retired with a billion dollars. He's probably old as fuck now. Steve Spurrier. The guys think, like those coaches, did he ever play football? You know?

It's because I feel like a lot of those coaches, like, they don't actually play foot. They never did play football. They're just like good coaches. they just understand all these awards dude oh damn dude wait he's coached for so long did that say 1966 oh no he was a player he got the heisman in 1966 okay so that makes sense why he is such a legendary coach then um dude do you remember that one coach that really famous coach

that had that scandal because like a bunch of videos leaked that he had sent to his mistress of him like doing cocaine wait did he do did he sorry I'm reading Did he, I thought we, I thought South Carolina didn't like him because he went back to Florida. Or did he go, did he go from Florida? Hold on. No, I thought, I, I remember him leaving South Carolina, and it was a big deal. Will Machamp? That's our head coach.

This was nine years ago. I don't know who Shane Beamer is. Sorry, he keeps suggesting Shane Beamer. He's no Steve Spurrier, I'll tell you that. He's no Steve Spurrier, yeah. We're Steven Segal. Badass. Fuck, dude.

So cool. I love Steven Segal. He's my favorite Russian asset. Also, speaking of Russian assets, these next commercials are all Russian assets. And when we're back, it might be time for Word of the Week. You know, so they, it's like a suspense. Sorry. Dude, you look into the toilet.

I'll show you some wild logs. Please keep flushing, dude. You've got to stop the not flushing thing. Welcome back, everyone. Right now, we are about to announce. We are in the preliminary process of deciding what the word of the week is. In fact, I just lied to you. We already know what the word of the week is. That's right. And I'm going to take it away, Matthew. Guys, the word of the week is one that has become more relevant, especially in the last year. And it's something that, you know,

I think all of us are going to become a lot more accustomed to. It's a cool ass word. It's a really cool word. Not such a cool concept, but the word sounds fucking awesome. Yeah, it sounds like something. Just go ahead and say it. Guys, the word of the week is techno feudalism. Okay?

And you might be like, whoa, that's a cool album. Because I want to, I want to live in this techno feudalistic universe. Dude, techno feudalism sounds like such a fucking dope sci-fi. What is it, though? A feudal system of government and property organization in which economic and social power is concentrated in few technological and digital companies. So it's like, you know, it's like late stage capitalism at its absolute worst. And tech bros kind of owning everything.

And we don't actually own anything. We just like lease it from the tech bros. Subscriptions and awesome shit. You know, there was the pioneer phase. Then there's, you know, the industrialization, you know, marketing. And then once it gets to a certain point, everything's bought and paid for, sold and owned and all that. Yeah.

What is it? What is the world but controlled by very few people? Because in the United States, I get. Well, no, globally. Yeah. Because the, well, besides those small islands of

indigenous people that have no outside contact, like the Sentinel, besides the people poking and prodding them. I want you. to know what God is. That's the sound fitting

and hit with an arrow. Honestly, that guy was such a fucking moron. He was warned. He was warned many times and he believed that he had to

go teach these people about Christianity. And it's like this whole savior complex where it's like, you think you're so important you have to go give these people this news.

And it's like he's putting them all at risk with viruses, with X, Y, and z and it's it's not like this noble thing that he thinks it is in his head and also from his perspective at least my kind of you know everyone has their own interpretation of christianity or whatever but like if i were a christian i feel like it my idea that i was taught at least back in church and my of all loving god and jesus and all this would be that of you know god

would not expect those who didn't hear of him to like they're not condemned to hell or whatever because they were never told about God. It's like, I feel like, you know, there are children born who can't decipher their thoughts and feelings and emotions. So it's like, you know, I feel like in a heaven, in a Christian heaven, you know, a loving God would not cast aside those

who were not privy to this knowledge. Well, that's what the first ring of hell is for. And Dante's Inferno. It's for those, it's for the people that were born before Jesus based on the Bible. Yeah, and it's for the people that were, like, couldn't, like, unborn or whatever, like, couldn't understand God. So they get to go to the first ring of hell. And Dante's Inferno.

Honestly, like, fun book. Going to North Sentinel Islands to spread Christianity is, like, I don't understand how he also expected to be able to communicate. Because I'm pretty sure, like, the anthropologists that have gone there, they don't go there anymore after the i think the indian government made it like fully even for anthropologists after a certain point um because it was just too it was putting the north sentinelese at too much of a risk because of viruses and diseases and stuff um and it's and they've made it very clear that they don't want to be bothered by the outside world so it's like you know might as well respect that uh they've existed this fucking long on that island

And, like, we don't need to touch it. And, like, I don't know. It just seems so arrogant to be like, I am going to go there. Well, brings a whole new meaning to the phrase God complex, huh? Hey! Yeah, the fishermen that dropped him off there, you know, when they came by the next day and his head was on a stick on the beach. But he brought them, like, he brought them Pepsi and stuff, so I don't, I can't

believe they would be so mean to him. Cursed, like cursed brown water. They also, dude, if you were a North Sentinel East person and you had a sip of Pepsi, like, burped. Dude, you would, the way it would feel in your mouth, plus the sweetness. In your tummy, all those bubbles. You'd think you put a demon inside you. Exactly.

That's trying to escape. And then it burps, and it's making you sound like a demon. It's like, he turned, he turned our loved one into a demon. And then they have to kill the loved one. probably because then they have to kill the demon manufacturer which would be the the Christian man RIP I'm pretty sure that that guy's dad even said he was stupid for that man it's just irresponsible I mean you're an adult you're warned you know you if you look at past interactions that that's the thing where people they take their own personal spiritual journey and they try to have that exist

in tandem with the rest of the real world and it just doesn't work out and that's why like most religion like it's a personal fucking thing you know it's like it's a personal relationship with your religion and that's why it's a good thing for it to not be included in government

although I mean how much can you truly say that about America when like one of the first leading questions or one of the first things people expected out of a president was for them to be Christian you know still so it's a

I'm I think the anthropologists like these are some of the best anthropologists in the world that have gone there like they couldn't even you know like they don't understand how to communicate with the North Centinalese because they have their own language that's so like separate from anything outside of that that like and because they can't communicate with them enough to even like learn any aspect of this language how is this guy going to go there and expect to teach them not only to communicate with them but to communicate to communicate to communicate. communicate with him to the point where he can teach them this concept of God. Yeah. You know? So that's just silly. There was an influencer that recently went to North Sentinel Island and got arrested before anything bad happened. And now he's being held over there. For his betterment.

For him not being dismembered. Well, I'm thinking maybe he, he's trying to. drop the ball. So maybe did he bring a beach ball? He brought a basketball. He was going to teach them the rules of ball. They don't have, you know, they don't have courts over there.

Have you tried the dribble in the sand? But yeah. Or the forest floor. He was going to change that. He was going to show them how to ball. Ball is life. He was going to show them the ball is life. Dude, honestly,

early 2000s comedy about a guy that goes to North Sentinel Island and teach them how to play basketball. It's like cool running. Sandler. Exactly. Where it's like, yeah, you're a coach. Yeah,

okay. It's like this down and out coach who like lost the, the fucking like, the equivalent of the, whatever the Super Bowl of basketball is. The playoffs. He lost that.

And then all of a sudden it goes, now he's down and out. But it's like, hey, we got a job for it. We got a new team. Or it's like, hey, come on,

I'll take anything. And it's like, no, we don't have anything. No, seriously, I'll take anything. And then the guy goes,

okay, well, there's the, This one team. It's like we've sent about 10 coaches there. They haven't come back. I mean, they've had no luck. So, hey, I'll do it.

And then it's like him like, Ola, Olae, Oleg, you know, they just use. But it's a heartwarming, it's like a heartwarming movie where, like, he connects with basketball. Yeah, they'll just use, like, just the wrong, like, they use Hawaiian music. They use, like, American eyes,

A rendition of a wine music for a different... Magic roller coaster ride. They do it in the a cappella walking up. I'm trying to think of a name for this movie. Like early 2000s-ass comedy name. It'd be like... Wait. I'm waiting.

I have nothing. Soccer Island. There it is. Soccer Island. Starring Adam Sandler. Dude, I would love to make soccer island. And Terry Cruz. like he in as one of the locals

and 100% they would have done that because they did that exact same thing when they did that the Africa movie right? African movie and they had Terry Cruz put on one of the most god awful like I guess South African or whatever African accent or whatever because wasn't that whole movie

Adam Sandler is going to it's like a rom-com where it's like he won a trip into Africa he goes to Africa I mean there's then there's the other white woman that is also going to Africa but they have kids or Drew Barrymore. Drew Barrymore, that's right.

They don't like each other at first. I forgot what that movie's called. Then they love each other. They changed the name of it before it came out. It was called something else, and then they switched it. I do remember that. Luke has seen the movie because I was looking at his letterboxed, and I saw he had seen it. Yeah, I'm trying to think of the name.

It's not coming to me quick. Unlike, you know, well, he sometimes. picks movies with titles like what is that spider movie that was on Netflix the movie I never saw it and I was interested but Adam Sandler? I didn't hear yeah he was a spider movie he was in a movie where he goes up into space and there's a giant spider that he talks to space spider you know maybe it's like maybe he tried to kill us maybe trying to kill a spider was the first thing he did that morning before the space launch and then this is him dying and having a conversation with said spider about existence because he's losing oxygen.

I don't know. The, it sounds interesting. Make that movie, Adam Sandler. I think that's a great idea. And honestly, Adam Sandler, if you do want to make one of these movies, specifically

Soccer Island, we actually have a huge list of extras that are willing to be cast as tribal basketball players for the movie. If you look on screen right now, here's a full list of these names and if you want to add your if you if you want to add your name to this list we separated ones that would be good for speaking rules and ones that are just non-speaking extras yeah the non-speaking ones are below um and they're willing to do it for free so if you guys want to add your name to the list so adam sandler sees it go to patreon.com slash super mega you can get your name in every uh every new episode and get stickers in the mail each month and all sorts of exclusive content including Ryan take it away Well, we record a little ditty after this, like a little song.

Well, it's not a song. It's more just a little small version of the podcast that we throw up on Patreon that only patrons can watch. We also have Uncle Sleepover, which is where Uncle Matt and Uncle Ryan watch movies together and commentate over them. We have like, do we have like near 20 episodes? No. Okay, 20 exactly? I think so. And around 20 episodes already.

We're going to talk about Dick Cheney's balls. You're not going to want to miss this, guys. Strap in and buckle up. The Wacker Crackers are out. Peace. Thank you.