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Episode Date: July 15, 2026

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Like Hugh Hefner, one of the most famous people of all. He always wore a robe. He was going in, like, it's like, you know, I don't like wearing slacks and, and, you know, all that shit, but I can be comfortable and pull off the same vibe, you know, as wearing a suit. Yeah, but, you know, do we want to portray to our fans that were big, rich hot shots? Because then they're not going to donate money, because then they'll be like, what do I care with the peons thing? That's true. That's true. I mean, that's what you told me when we first got started.

Yeah. And now we're saying that. You said that I was nervous to take my shirt off for our first video. Yeah. And I said, what, what are the fucking, why do you care what the peons think? And I've used that quote. And I guess you could say it came full circle and led to this new, this new ghetto. I think it's going to be good for, like, I'm going to be the robe guy. Like, Kevin Smith has like the jerseys, and whatever. The big jerseys. I'm going to be the robe guy. And it's not like, it's not red like Hugh Hefner's. So no confusion. Yeah. It's like you're super.

mega color. It blends in with your chair so well actually. It does. You know? Like it actually doesn't even like, it just looks like you're an extension of your chair. You're the robe guy. And for the audio listeners, you might be confused. Picture me in a blue robe. And now you're all caught up to speed. Exactly. And we can start the episode. We can go ahead and get started. Oh, Christ. I spilled water on myself. Oh Christ. Ryan, I've spilled water Is this alkaline? It's it

No, it's not Well In the worst So technically It'll just Get absorbed into your shirt And maybe some will get on your skin And skin being the biggest organ

It'll absorb the moisture And it'll go to good use You know, you try to look at it With the glass half full Well the glass isn't half full Because I spilled some of it Well I'm saying Trying to look at it

From a perspective Of the glass being half full And you spit a water on yourself All the time Yeah but not on the podcast Not in front of our adored You've done worse on the podcast. I have, yeah.

Show the clip that we had to cut. I've ejaculated myself three times. We just showed the clip. Unless we deleted that clip. I made sure that was not saved. And I didn't mean to ejaculate myself. I put it in the, just in case of emergency folder. You deleted it?

What folder? No, folders only for me. dude people say I shit myself they say I pissed myself no one says I ejaculated myself well because you haven't you do I mean

oh I ejaculated Oh you mean like the phrase Like oh I ejaculated Like people go oh I accidentally discharged Is there even a term Oh I came myself I don't think there's a colloquial way I don't think like

Everyone's Yeah I guess it doesn't happen by accident The same way you might accidentally shit yourself It also doesn't happen as often as when people shit themselves. Like old people, you know, there's a point where you just start to shit yourself and piss yourself, I'm sure. They're not accidentally nutting. No, they're not accidentally nutting in their piss. Well, maybe they're having like a flashback to the war where they were getting jerked off by their fellow soldier.

In cargo shorts? In cargo shorts. Yeah. And maybe then they're like a loud bang and then they spurt at the same time because it just triggered. those emotions. I could, you know, maybe in that generation, but our generation isn't fighting any wars. No, not currently.

I mean, we're not like Vietnam. Yeah, not like, we're not in the hot, muggy jungle. We're bullying Middle Eastern people. We've been bullying Middle Eastern people for decades. With Xbox controllers, yeah. We're not in the jungle like Vietnam, you know, giving each other hand jobs through cargo shorts and shooting guns. Dude, I've said it before and I'll say it again.

Okay. We would have had a black. in Vietnam. You and me? Maybe Darwin? Especially Darwin. He would have fun. He would be in like the McCauley Colganass kind of set up. He'd be the one set in the traps. Dude, Darwin would be setting the like the...

He'd be pranking us. Dude, yes. It'd be like Home Alone. He'd make sure that the traps that we fell into were non-lethal because he likes us and he's a spy. He spies on us from afar and he can't help but laugh at us. You know, these are some funny guys. Right, right. And if we die, the fun's over. And then when we realize that we fall the first time and it's scary, we think that our lives are lost.

And then out from the hole just Darwin, we go, oh, oh, this guy. You know, a classic, you know, swinging a paint can. Yeah. Have Legos at the bottom of the, uh, well, I guess Legos weren't. Well, yeah, they weren't. Yeah, Lego's been around since, um, I'm just going to guess the 1930s, 40s. They were a necessity during World War II to keep the people happy.

Exactly. Bread and circus. Yes, exactly. In the form of Legos during World War II. Yep. We gave the people Legos and they didn't bat an eye. Into the war, actually. You know, people that, the children of this world became so happy.

It's a good distraction. World peace quickly ensued. Dude, there truly is no pain like stepping on a fucking Lego. I haven't done that in a bit, but you have Legos all around. your place, so I'm sure that's happened more often for you. It sounds like one of our, like, elaborate bits we're setting up where it's like, oh, well, you have kids toys everywhere. No, I actually do have Legos all over my house.

My girlfriend likes building Legos. There's not as much room as, well, there's a display area. No, I moved them into the pantry. No, dude, because they were all on the dining room table. What happened about the snacks, though? Less room for snacks, more Lego and snacks? No, I moved the snacks around. Okay.

So I had like two shelves free, and then I just brought the Legos in there, like, that my girlfriend did, and I put them on the shelves. So I'm happy to know you were deliberate about the organization of the Legos in your pantry. I was. In fact, well, because you know I had the beads that hang down? Yeah. Did you take those off? No, but I thought, I thought, my dumb ass thought I could carry a completed Lego set through those beads. The beads started snagging on the Lego sets, pulling little pieces off.

I'm going, oh, fuck. So I had to get some duct tape. I had to spread the beads, duct tape them to the wall, so then I could walk through clean. Now, I promise not to get too upset. Out of all the Legos that Zeph has built, one bionicle? Has there been one bionical set that's sitting there, you know, you got the Montanui, the Montanui, whatever they're called, has his staff, and maybe one of them is, opposed to get ready to fight. They have the circle one on like a ledge,

getting ready to turn into a ball or something. I don't know how to tell you this. It's Lego brand too. I know. So they're right there in the story. You can just... No, there's none. No bionicles. Not one bionicle.

Out of all the Legos that you have that you have to make room to kind of push snacks to the side and make room for Lego set pieces, you have so... Dude, I've raised hell about this. I have raised hell about this. Trust me. You know how cool?

Like, people see Legos is one thing. But if someone walks into your house and they see a whole bionical setup, I would imagine, you know, the other 30, 40-year-olds in Hollywood that we're hanging out with would be thoroughly impressed by it, at least. Because right now, if I, you know, I have a get-together at my house, a little party. And someone's like, hey, man, you got any snacks? I go, yeah, right there in the pantry. They go in there.

They're going to see a whole bunch of Legos and go, what the fuck? we're the pretzels but if they go in there and see a bunch of bionicles they're going to go oh this guy gets it oh my man bionicles are great maybe we should you know I would love to how about for like next stream we just make bionicles

that'd be fucking awesome dude I remember as a kid the one thing though bionicles hurt the middle of my palm because you have to press shit in really hard and with my little kid hands you know I couldn't get a tight grip to really press down hard enough use your palms to like that's right

I can't remember exactly what part. I just remember bionicles specifically were very like, but they don't come in the cool. Remember they came in like the Pringles can tubes kind of? Yes. They don't do that anymore. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure that it's boxes now.

Just cardboard boxes. Maybe we can go on eBay and find some like unopened original bionicles from like 2003, 2004. Because bionicles were themed and I think the reason they were like that is because they're like in a chamber ready to be released. Dude, the packaging on bionicles was so sick. I remember, like, Christmas morning or my birthday or whatever, you'd see a present shaped like that.

And I'm like, that's a bionicle right there. It's just like a bionicle already put together with wrapping. Sorry, son, I couldn't help myself. I was wrapping it and it got it just, you know, it was a lot. It's damn fun. It's like 10 figures perfectly wrapped like so it's just their silhouettes. I really went ham, son. That's like some of your sister's Adderall and sorry, son.

You know, you can't trust a Watson with a bionicle. Nope. I mean, you can take them apart and put them back together if you want some, but I threw the instructions out. You got to do it by intuition, which is what the bionicle would do. The Montanui used their intuition. It's what the Montanui would do. Is that what they're, the Montanui? It sounds right.

No, no. There's different ones. There's like the Montanui. Then there's the, what are the circle ones called? I always forget. Dude, no, matanui, I swear, is, it's Matanui or Rapa Nui? Like, it's two words, like, Mata Nui. Dude, Bionicles' lore was sick.

I had a book. What is it? Wait. It sounds like you might be thinking of the Boroch. Oh, definitely thinking of the Boro. Of course. Let me see. I'm going to look up Boroch. Thanks, Google, Jim and I.

One hunt, dude, these were... I say this time and time again, people are probably tired of it because whenever we talk about Bionicles, I'm like, this is my favorite. And I look up the name because I forgot it. But these, these were the best. Oh, yeah. Dude, yes. I remember those.

Loved these. Because they were kind of... I liked him because, you know, bionicles were known to be humanoid and more, yeah, human-like. Yeah. And then these beasts come out and they're kind of like, have like snake-like heads. They can curl into balls.

That was cool. Dude, I don't know if you ever experienced this. I'm sure some people listening will remember this. I want to say it was Burger King. Burger King. Didn't they give, like, masks? They had bionical toys. Okay.

And, you know, there was, like, always like a, it wasn't like a full bionicle was a super cheap little thing, but I remember it was a, it was like a tiny little dude that was like, it was like a little person version of bionicle. He had a mask on and he had a, like a disc shooter and it came with like a disc. You would put it in. I feel like I remember the commercial for that, but I never got it. I get there was there was that in Burger King meals and it was fucking awesome. Do you think they include the rubber mask anymore? Do you think it's like a plastic shitty mask? Oh, I love the mask. Because the mask. The mask. The mask. The mask. The mask. It was, The masks were, they weren't just like a shitty piece of plastic or whatever. They were a shitty piece of rubber. Exactly. Dude, the masks were really cool. I think I would chew. I think I have memories of like me chewing on the masks and shit.

Yeah. I was like, because I liked the, as a kid I liked the squeak that you could create while binding on like rubber shit. Son, spit that out. That's daddy's. He starts chewing on it. Dude, I bet we can go on eBay and get some like sealed. A 2003, 2004 bionicles. I wonder a like a sealed original borough.

You know, they got to have that. I don't know. I'm a day. Guys, we got to take a quick commercial break and we're back. We're going to update you on our bionical findings. Ads. Fellas, we've all been there. Catching yourself in the mirror and doing the mental math on your hair line.

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Yeah, true, but it's one bionicle. I mean, the time you get out of most video games is what? Like 20 to 100 hours? With a bionicle, it doesn't just go to 20. Like, making it and playing with it, that's probably a base of 100 hours of fun right there. And then, yeah, it goes from 100 hours to infinite. It's infinite playtime.

You can keep coming up with stories over and over and over. And maybe put other parts on other. I mean, it doesn't really work that way. Like, it's not as free form as Lego in that. case, but I'm sure you could come up with something because creativity wins at the end of the day. Yeah. I'm seeing ones for like 400. 250. What about the Borok? Let's see. There's the newer ones that are just in cardboard boxes. I don't want to see that shit. No, I want to see. Is it how, B-O-R-O-K? B-O-H-R-O-K. B-O-H-R-K. Not B-R-R-O-K. Yep, 99 bucks.

They're all like 100 bucks That one is cool This is 2002 Check that out 32 bucks What is that? That looks like a mini one Like one that's like

Lego man sized Yeah I don't want that Get that shit out of here man I want the real deal I'm trying I think I got the I got two One or dude

I can't even remember What colors of these I have Do you remember just the feeling Though of holding a bionicle In your hand And it's just like It's ready for action Like I said, infinite playtime

Fuck, look at all these I mean, you can, it says Lego Bionical Borok Unopened boxes Like all six of the borok For 43 to 56 That doesn't sound right That's like

Oh, it's probably you choose one 99 for the black borok But maybe it would be nice to have some color You know, but wait, the blue boronaut Wait, I make a blue borok And you make a red tall taller model. I like that.

Look, I came across this case of 50 Austin Powers Gold Member VHS tapes. $22 and I was like for the whole thing. Wait, no,

it's just for one. That would, I mean, guys, go on eBay right now, find that listing and if everyone just sends one to us

to our P.O. box. Dude, one isn't even worth $22. A sealed Austin Powers VHS tape? Are they sealed or are they just old? Okay, they're not used. Okay, I thought those were just a bunch

of used VHBHs. No, it's 50. field copies of gold member. Okay. And if all of you go, send, and each send one to the PO box, we can get all 50 of them. I don't know why in my head, like, I don't view VHS as higher quality, because it's not. Because, you know, like the, like for records versus CDs or MP3s, whatever.

I know there, there's, like, you, you have a collection of VHSs. Yes, I do. It's, I think the aesthetic is more looked at for it. Like, people aren't buying it for that. I don't know. some people, it is the aesthetic. You're buying it for the, not necessarily the higher quality, but for the VHS quality. Yeah. Because it's warm and comforting. Like, do you, do you just like buy movies to watch them on VHS? Yeah. Yeah. I mean,

granted, my VHS collection is mostly bullshit. Audities. Yeah, it'll be like a documentary about drinking piss or, uh, some old Christian PSAs. Uh, but I do have a couple movies. There's, there's something like warm about something just clicked in my head. we've just had this naked. What the, is that Ryan and Connor? Yeah. Or silly stuff with, which you got digitized?

I did, I did, I did digitized. I did you. I got to share that. I got to cut it up. Dude. Because we needed to do that thing. We were talking, Matt and I were talking about,

I was going over to just put the VHS back because it was just naked on the couch. His childhood VHS. That would have gotten mixed in with everything else. I know. But Matt and I were talking about like we should cut up bits of like old childhood videos that we made and just kind of like go back and forth.

Almost think of how the structure of a season finale and sitcom is where they go back and just kind of go through the best hits. It's like, oh, you remember that one time. It would be like that, but with our childhood videos. Dude, I would love that. And you asked me if I could digitize that for you. So I was like, I would love to. I take it home. I pop it in the VCR because I have a VCR that has an HTML output.

So I have a little setup for digitizing. And could you've been arrested for this? No. Well, I don't think so. Okay. I mean, I didn't watch the full thing, right? But basically the way it works is like to digitize it. The full thing has to play.

It has to play. So it, yeah. And it's like three hours on a tape. So I popped it in and I started recording on the computer and I just press play. And I leave the room because I'm like, well, this has to go for like three hours. and I came back like an hour and a half later and all I see is just like you're basically like naked

running around and I was like what the fuck is this it's because when you're young I guess like the best way I because I watched jackass when I was oh yeah and they're getting naked and fooling around so I thought so like yeah it's funny to get naked so like there's a lot of just like

me and my cousin you know what I'm saying I mean my cousin just like for the goofs just like not actually No, not actually naked, but like pretending to be naked. Yes. Did one of you guys have a wig or something? And then, I don't know if we had a wig.

There was, there's one though that was unintentional where my cousin put like a Patrick Star stuffed animal in his pants and under, well, under his pants and under his shirt. So we looked like a big fat boy. Big obese man. But in doing so, it started dragging his pants down. So his pants just came off. Yeah, that might have been something I walked in on. And I think Jim walks in on in that bit too.

I saw that because he's like, what do you guys do? I know. And you guys started singing the red man thing to him. What makes the red man red? You did. Because Jim is a very red man. Well, is he still red? Not as red.

I mean, he still works out in the sun, but he wears a good sun hat for it, you know? He started injecting peptides. Yeah. Now he's not red anymore. Like, here's an example of the types of VHSs I have. This is the report, the gay agenda. This is, um, Oh, this is a, I've watched this, and it's literally a news report about gay people.

And it's, uh, the funny thing is, it's from 1993. And on the back, it has a bunch of, like, praise from different news outlets. You say it's like a report about gay people. Like, are they going? Like, it's national geographic filming them at parks. It's like, these are the two gays of the neighborhood. You can see them wearing their pastel sweaters and escorts. It's more of a beware.

Okay. Because they're coming in your community and they're making your kids. It's like I figure like the silhouette of like two men holding hands skipping coming into the neighborhood on like sunrise. We can make a horror movie about that. Dude, dude, there's an old 50s PSA that's in black and white about it's. I don't see color. Well, okay. Well, it's not even about that.

It's about homosexuals. And the narrator goes, beware. One may never know when the homosexual is about. You do like, that is a earworm for you. It is. It's a little. it's a little I stem over it. Sometimes not in the best places.

I can't help when it's when I have the vocal stem. No. Listen to this, dude. The gay agenda is a slick 20-minute documentary style piece offering doctors, scholars, and recovered gay men talking about the ills of gay life. That's a quote from USA Today. What about non-recovered gay men?

Dude, there's a, there's a quote-unquote recovered gay guy in this. And it's... Is he a pastor? It's so I actually looked him up now to see where he is and he's married to a man again. Oh, well, good, good, good, good. Some of the best, like, there's a bunch, there's like, you can find these interviews. Like, I can't remember specifically what one, but there's, like, interviews with very Christian gay men who are like, it's a sin. They probably did, they tried conversion.

No longer gay. Yeah, but, like, you can tell. Oh, yeah. Bro. Bro, just. Just just live your life. Just suck a dick, dude. No one's like, go suck a penis.

Like, if anyone cares that you're sucking a penis, they should be no friend of yours or family. Well, don't go suck a family member's penis, but you can go suck any penis you want. Not like Matt. Matt, Matt, Matt got that confused. Yeah, but, I mean, we all get confused about different things. There's ways to show pride, but I thought, you know,

you took it very literally and we're like, I'm going to suck dick for pride. Granted, it was out of, we were both visiting home at the time. So I guess you were just working with what you had. There was a shortage of dick around me. Well, not with Dale around. Not at all. That's why I did what I did.

Anyway, I like the second quote on here from the LA Times. All it says is, the Marines are passing it out like popcorn. The McGee's are passing it out like popcorn. It's going around the family, son. Here's a copy for you. There's a copy for you. The McGee Christmas. It's like they were all the rap same-sized thing.

They put them in the tree. Go on, get that one out down from the tree. The graphic videotape circulating on Capitol Hill reported that being distributed by members of the Marine Corps illustrates the intensity of feeling the issues generated CBS Evening News. Why were the Marines passing this out like popcorn? Like, was the Marines, maybe one of the most notably, I don't know, just a bunch of dudes.

I can tell you why. I can tell you why, I think. I think there was some sort of medical catastrophe, at least as described at the time. where we were talking about people in Vietnam jerking each other off, you know, I don't, that didn't stop. Marine, there was probably some sort of epidemic, probably coinciding with the don't ask, don't tell thing of Marines really going ham on each other. And they were getting scared. You know, the whole, the whole question that they have of, how am I supposed to know and feel comfortable with my comrade Marine, you know, protecting my six? If he's just looking at my six.

Exactly. Exactly. He might be too busy staring at my ass. That's an actual argument, by the way. It's like, he might be distracted by my beautiful booty. And the same thing I think, same argument some people have for like female soldiers where it's like, it's going to distract the warriors.

Like, like, we aren't like using, I don't know. It's like when I picture a warrior, and I get like these guys are tough, you know, with basic training and like depending, depending on what branch you're in, especially when you go into, like, the super secret epic armed forces part of military, like the SEAL squad. Seal squad six. Seal squad six? But it just...

The Team Ten? The Team Ten. Team Ten. Team Ten. Team Ten and Team Edge were both government groups of fighters. But, like, I understand, like, the masculinity. like uh hurrah whatever but like warriors back in the day had to get like they were using like spears and swords and they were getting up and close and stuff and they they had to directly you know deal with combat if they wanted to eat they had the risk their life for some food now you know like the same thing with hunters you know how hunters used to bow and arrow spear now it's sitting up

in a tree putting out some some i guess deal Deer pussy smelling stuff. Deer pussy, yeah. It just like, smells just like deer pussy. A couple drops of deer pussy out there. Where it's like now, it's like, yeah, we can kill a guy with an Xbox controller. It's like, I don't know, it's... It's pretty awesome.

It's... Guns almost feel like it's cheating at this point. That's kind of what I'm getting at it. I understand it, of course. You know, God bless the Chinese for inventing gunpowder. But it is like, it is taking out the warrior aspect. Like, I... I don't know, like a general.

Like, why isn't, why isn't our president up on a horse with one of those needle swords pointing the way for our troops? Exactly. You know, nowadays, any fruitcake can just click a trigger. Yeah. Like, that's not brave? No. Fucking, dude, like, what, what, uh, what was the name, Brave Strong?

Braveheart? Braveheart. Braveheart. Like, running into battle. Like. Pain on his face. Yeah, pain on his face. Fucking probably rock hard just running straight towards the enemy.

Long, flowing. beautiful hair. Yeah. Which, I mean, if you think about it in battle, that's probably a big disadvantage because what can people do? Grab it. Yank it. And now our warriors.

What was that? Some lints out of my shoe, I think. My shoes are being torn apart. It flew up in the air. I've had these for two years. I need new shoes. But, you know, now it's like our warriors are wearing bulletproof vests and goggles and big dorky looking helmets.

Don't get me starting on those boots. Don't eat, dude. Don't sister. Yeah, you're... You can go on about that. I mean, the boots are not great. They're made for walking, I guess, but... That's just what they do.

But they don't look good by any means. And it's just silly to me. What is the modern form of a warrior? These warriors, they think they're tough shit. My stepbrothers, a Marine. He's not tough shit. He's a pussy. He's a dork. He's a dork that types on a computer. Yeah, he goes up, killed another one.

Killed another one. That's not brave. I'd like to see him running to battle in Iran, just paint all over his face, big sword in hand. I'd like to see that. I think guns shouldn't be allowed in war anymore. I think it should just go back to like essentially near naked men running at each other with spears and just like stuff they can make out of the environment. Just screaming. Yeah. Like men running at each other.

And then, dude, I honestly, though, like, you had to be another level of brave back then to fight in war. Dude, you were just literally charging, like, just in a wall at another wall of men with swords. And it's like, all right, here we go. Some of us are going to die. That's the point. In fact, probably most of us will.

All right. Here we go. And it's going to hurt. And it's not like, you know, I love, in movies and stuff, of course, in most movies, you know, they'll stab them once in the something, and they'll die and be thrown to the side. But typically you're like, you're just, I'd imagine a battlefield has a lot of just screaming and agony, bleeding out, slowly dying. Your guts are spilling out as you're being trampled by everyone else.

Yeah. I'd like to see a, I know it exists, maybe, and I want to see it, and I wonder if anyone has any recommendations. I would love to see the equivalent of the saving Private Ryan. The Saving Private Ryan scene, but in a medieval military type of. landscape. Like the most realistic brutality of like what it would, what it would be, what it was. What movie doesn't play it up?

Like what movie makes it like, not heroic an epic? Like, oh, this is like, damn, this is gross. The theme essentially would be war is bad, I'm guessing, because typically most movies that actually depict war truthfully don't want war to happen. I love the movies that are just like gung-ho.

Fuck yeah! Yeah! Delta Farse. American sniper. Dude, I know, like just the Well, I guess that had a bit of a... The U.S. soldier, like, uh, porn, essentially. Yeah. Where it's just like... Yeah, the military!

Zero Dark 30? Osama! That was very like... Fuck yeah. We made a movie out of it! I remember seeing that... We made a movie out of killing Osama bin Laden. I watched that with my...

With my poppy. I don't think I've ever seen that. I just saw the scene on YouTube of them killing Osama bin Laden. Yeah, they're like sneaking in the compound, whispering his name, going... Osama! And he goes, huh? And they keep comment on that. Koon.

Everybody runs out and they slice him with a samurai sword. Dude, what if they killed them with a sword? That would be more warrior shit. Like if like, think if our military was more of set up like the G.I. Joe's. You have like this, you have like the regular guys with guns, but then you have the super secret agents

that like come in on motorcycles with like katanas and bulletproof helmets. They like, they set up a ramp, like a jump outside his compound. Yeah, dude. The motorcycle goes, voo. Like goes over the wall. It's on the motorcycle to blast the wall that he's going through.

The wall explodes. He lands through the wall. Does an Akira landing. He does that as he pulls his sword out. Lops off Osama's head. Just completely, well, he does it so fast, and Osama's standing there, and then he slowly peels apart in half. You didn't even notice it.

Oh, I like, so there's the other care where he just lops his head off in the Akira slide. And then his head falls perfectly on the, on the, like, the bitch seat of his motorcycle. and then he just rides him and he have the head I like that a lot I like that Then it becomes like a talking buddy Dude

Okay we're getting it I'm going too far Like a Jeff Dunham thing Yeah That'd be awesome And then they get their own buddy comedy Yeah exactly This could

This might just be the Jeff Dunham Move the uh We can re-repose it Maybe not Osama It could be the origins of What's his name? Ahmed well actually He does

He does go through the origins Of Ahmed the Dead Tarat Is it too late to wreck on him? He just died in a failed suicide bombing. Okay. And then a lot of people forget that Ahmed has a son who, have you seen the puppet? I forgot this. I feel like I've shown you the puppet before and you were surprised.

Look up Ahmed's son because you know how Ahmed's a skeleton? I think it's coming back to me now. Ahmed's son is just like more of like, how do we make a more realistic depiction of someone failing at a suicide bomb. How about like... Oh, Jesus, dude. I know, dude. He didn't become a mainstay.

I'll say that. Yeah, I mean, that one's a little bit more shock, and I see him again. Because isn't it like, like, flesh is there? Like, yeah. Yeah. He's also a failed suicide bomber, I think. Just like his papa. You know, I do think that the Marines who killed Osama bin Laden...

Without swords, we'll say. That makes them... Listen, dude. They go... Listen, here's all I got to say. They go in there. First off, they wait until it's the dead of night That's a bitch move

You know And they came in through helicopter Why weren't they like Like skiing on the back of the battleship And then paraglid like having What does it call when you have a parachute And you have skis on? What is that sport?

No, I don't know They should be doing that on the back of a battleship Zooming in And hang gliding in or whatever From that Like they go off a ramp like you said Like with a motorcycle Yeah

They do that onto the motorcycle to the base That's what it should have been. They land on the motorcycle that's already moving. Like someone at the base 20 miles away fired it up like a... And it goes off on its own. It just goes off in the night and it's like, perfect. They'll land on it, I know. But think about this.

They go in the dead of night when Osama can't see them. That's already bullshit. It's pussy behavior. Yeah, it's pussy behavior. And get this, they're wearing goggles so they can see. Osama can see clearly. Oh, yeah. They can see clearly.

They go in with guns. With little laser scopes, that's bullshit. Go in there in the middle of the day. It's not a fair fight. It wasn't a fair fight. No. We'll be the first ones to say, like, as good of a victory as that was for the U.S. as a nation, I guess. It wasn't fair.

It stings a little bit because it was not a fair fight. I think it... Give Osama a pair of goggles that can see in the night with a laser weapon. Yeah, it's like laser tag. You know? Yeah, exactly. comes out on top then. Let's even the plane few.

Give Osama and his wives and whoever was at the compound. Like a laser, like set it up like laser tag. No running. No running. Three, two, one, go. Osama just like rolls his eyes and turns on the lights. Like all the U.S. is like blinded at that point. That's had to have happened because if you're wearing those night vision goggles and someone turns the lights on, you're going to go blind.

Yeah, that's gonna suck. Dude, so like, that, that, there's a reality where Osama was like, hello? Oh! He didn't do it on purpose. He wasn't being slayered. I'm so sorry.

Oh, God, I'm so sorry. Oh my God. Oh. It sounds like a family guy bit. It really sounds like, Seth McFodden, we just gave you so many bits. He still haven't contacted us at all

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Come on, man. Come on, man. You're goofing too much, man. I love to goof. I'm here with my best friend on our podcast where all we do is goof. We're goofing and gaffing. I mean, what can we see? say guys. I know some people and maybe I would like certain podcasts to have it as people would

like more structure or something but I've always liked the free flow just coming in and shooting the shit. That's how it's kind of yeah. It's always been that way with us. Like go back to the very first episode of Super Megacast. Every episode of our podcast pretty much has been just you and I sit down and we shoot the shit. Boop. And then we start talking. We don't we're not allowed to talk before the podcast. No, unless it's for Super Mega branded content. Right. When when when I show up to office, you and I, we don't even exchange glances until we sit down on this set and the cameras are rolling. Because I don't want a moment to go by where good content could be recorded and we wasted on just casual friend conversation. I love that we actually, in reality, have tried to do that.

It was like, oh, let's save it for the podcast. But then eventually, like, we just end up talking regardless about it like a little before. Like, we'll try to save some stuff for the podcast, but it's like, I like talking with you. I guess like other. hosts. It's like I can save it for the podcast because they're not like real life friends so much. So they're not always sharing something. So it's, I don't know. But I feel like you and I, we work every day together. We're also like, I'd say pretty good friends. So we just, we, we, we talk off the rip anyways. We, we discuss what we think of movies. Sometimes with the movies and stuff, we need to chill because we have a lot of conversation that could be safe for the podcast there.

I just, I wonder how many good things I wanted to talk to you about that I'm like, I'll save it for the podcast and then I just forget. Yeah, and then it's never brought up ever again. You know, maybe 70 years from now when we're both dead and in heaven, God will allow all of those lost conversations to come back to us. You know, I hope when I die around, I hope I get to see you in heaven. You will? I'll be there. I'll get there first. I don't know. you're only a year and a half older than me

I feel like if you because we each have different health stuff I feel like we're equal in terms of unhealthiness I just got my blood work back I'm healthy as a fucking peach In terms of life Like getting sleep and the way you eat and stuff I sleep just fine

Do you? I do actually Now I sleep a lot better with my CPAP My little Darth Vader mask It does kind of sound like Darth Vader I'm trying like sometimes it keeps me from falling asleep because I'll just start hyper fixating on hearing myself. I didn't ask. I didn't ask.

Oh, I'm sorry. But you can go on and say it's fine. It's like you can talk about it. It's like that. I love the CPAP mask, dude. I wish you had the clown knows one. I, uh, you used to have it. I have all the different types of CPAP masks.

You didn't have to return your machine. machines at all? No, no. Or the masks or I keep? Okay. Are they like, they give you the machine and you can go buy like different masks for the same shit like on Amazon or whatever? Or is it like Apple where they try to keep it brand is like, you're only spending

money on our company. Health insurance wants me to buy all of the supplies through them. But I can go on Amazon get the same thing. And I can get it overnight where health insurance, it's a whole fucking process. because they make it as hard as possible, and they don't even want to cover it. They just make it an extra step. So I just go on Amazon and I get the same brand as the machine.

Well, health insurance wants you to die before they can even pay equal to what you're paying. I'm actually thinking about canceling my CPAP plan with my health insurance, because first off, I have to pay like 200 something a month for the CPAP machine, which is fucking ridiculous. Yeah, I have to pay that.

And because of our supermagus health insurance deductible, I'm not reaching my deductible until later in the year. So they're not even paying for any of this until way later in the year. And then it resets. So I'm thinking, I found you can buy the CPAP machines straight up. Granted, they are like, you know, $700 to like $1,200. But it's a one-time purchase as opposed to $200 every single month. As like instead of like,

health insurance company. Instead of renting out one for an exorbit amount of money, why not just go all in on one? Also, what I don't like about the health insurance aspect of it is they track every night of my sleep. And if I'm not using it enough, if I'm not whatever, they won't pay for it. Health insurance is intrinsically there to fuck over the consumer. It's not like from the get go, it wasn't like developed to help the consumer. No.

In whatsoever, it's there because it's another business opportunity and a really good one. for whoever's in there. Dude, insurance is just one of the fucking biggest scams ever, I think. Like, you know what would be awesome with insurance? I get the money back if I don't need it. Or if it worked, if the world worked like a kid's movie and people who ran like insurance companies were actually well-meaning and like good-hearted in some way.

Again, this would be like a kid's movie. This doesn't exist in real life. Like the Lorax? Where they're like, I just want to help everyone. I want everyone deserves the right to health care. Hey, like, what, you're dying of an illness? Well, I know other people would put you into debt, but me, the nice healthcare man,

I'm going to give you all you need for free. And I'm still going to be able to own a yacht. You know, it's crazy. And brag to all my friends and have $1,000 dinners. I get so legitimately, like, livid sometimes. If I really start thinking about the, like, American health care system, I get so fucking mad. I get red, cherry red in the face.

because it just fucks you over the people that it's really fucking over are the people who really can't pay sick people that are dying that can't pay

low income right even middle like dude like health health care is so important that even in like upper middle class it's putting people like under dude it's it's fucking expensive every month and uh... in terms of the health scare and them not like being like covering anything to do with it dude they don't want to cover

fucking shit. Like I have an actual medical diagnosis for my sleep issues and my doctor refers me to get like sleep studies, stuff like that. They refuse to cover it because they don't deem it medically necessary. And I'm like, fuck off. Your government should work for you. No. I should. I should, I should, you know, Ryan, nothing's free. Someone has to pay for it. You know, I don't agree with people getting the health care that they need. Um, But, hell, should we give a few more million, a billion, trillion to warfare? We could give 300 billion to Israel, Iran. We've probably given a lot more than 300 billion to Israel. Yeah. I mean, I just think about the, just all the wonderful, fantastical gifts are our supreme, wonderful, wonderful leader, Donald J. Trump has received. that is very obvious like oh this is like

supervillains giving each other's gifts like I'm giving you the guitar jet dude the guitar jet's insane it's just like dude imagine if like Obama had received a jet from Qatar dude

oh my it would have been the biggest like they'd still be like fucking going on about it to this day yes they I mean and instead they're like well a president can't receive gifts well technically I'm pretty sure there are some

very strict laws about presidents receiving gifts from other countries especially ones that are like that. Which that jet could easily be tapped in every way. There's also other shit that he's received as a lot of shit. So it's like, I mean, he's he tried to take all of our money. Not all of it, but he tried to take the money of the people. Well, our social security is completely fucked.

Yeah. You know, we give some every paycheck. We're not going to ever get that back. No, no. Which is awesome. Elon is very anti-social security. He thinks that should just be, he thinks it's, uh, he thinks it's, uh, he thinks it's fraud. it's a waste even though it's like well that's actually our money that we're giving that we're

supposed to get back so what are you talking about it's i i guess i don't know it's just uh in a world i don't know i guess people are different whatever and i know like there's a bigger conversation to be had that i'm too stupid to have but from from my itty-bitty brain it just seems like it would be better if we were asking Not our, because people frame it for like, oh, you're asking your government to provide you like everything. It's like not in this case, no, one that's your strong manning my argument, young man. But it's just like, why not in even the most basic of things, which is just your health, your ability to live? Why isn't our government working for us in that case when we expect them to start wars that?

we don't want to get into give money to organizations that make our lives a living hell, meaning like Amazon, Facebook, all that shit. It's like, sure, you know, all these horrible deals, you know, it's not great. But then people really get butt hurt about whenever the health care argument comes up as if, like, it's the one, now this is the moment the government's going to steal your money. It's the health care. It's like, I mean, the health care system's already stealing our money and the government's doing a good job at stealing money without the help of the health care system.

in terms of like taxes and I don't know there's just a big conversation to be had about why people are so butt hurt about helping those in need because most of the times and you say this a lot I say this a lot when we talk about this stuff it seems to never matter until it affects them personally if one of their relatives has a health scare and insurance doesn't cover it you'll see a Republican start to talk about health care more like Marjorie Taylor green um it's just uh Bullshit. Bro, you just... I just went off.

You just hit the nail on the head. That was... That was... That was an all-time epic McGee rant right there. You were just fucking... Nothing can top that Tom Cruise rant. Bro, nothing will ever be the Tom Cruise rant.

Just saying. Top Cruz! You know what's weird? I had this thought yesterday. And even though it's so unrealistic in my head, I'm like, in the off chance that Tom Cruise of all people wanted to just do something fun for a change,

in those situations like hey being in a short sketch of ours and he just went fuck it I'll do it I mean I'm not why not we've lost that chance in that universe

of him being in a sketch of ours if he wanted if he sees it if he sees that I mean dude like I look these guys super mega

oh these guys look great top cruises are fucking he just stops it there okay shuts his lap up kill this guy I want him dead

by midnight. I want him dead. By sundown. Dead. When the clock strikes 12. And his gay little friend too. I want him dead. I want him both dead. And his gay little friend too. I'll get you, my Ryan. You're a gay little friend too. Man, Tom Cruise. Dude, I saw some pictures of him in this new movie.

And I'm like, with the facial prosthetics. And I'm like, I get, I like, I haven't seen what he, his character, what he looks like yet. It kind of looks like Michael Jackson. What? Something about the eyes make it look like Michael Jackson to me. Wait, I thought to me, it looked like he was going for like a rough, semi-bald. He is. But something about the eyes made me think of Michael Jackson. But it's like, it's weird that they're putting all these facial prosthetics on

instead of hiring just like a guy that looks like that. And I get the whole transformation thing. Was it in a trailer or something? I saw the pictures on X the Everything app. Okay. I think Rocco retweeted it. Okay, okay. Let me see if I could fight, because I haven't seen what they're doing.

I want to have context in a sense. Yeah, it looks interesting. And I'm off for transformation roles. I love when actors do that. I think, like, Christian Bale as Dick Cheney, where he gained all that weight. Like, that was incredible. That was good. And it was just a good performance.

And that was no prosthetics. Like, he actually transformed his body. Where Tom Cruise, they have all these facial prosthetics. And it's the eyes they give it away from me, though. But maybe that's why it looks like Michael Jackson. It just looks odd. do you see it he he he's active on x so like rocko yeah yeah oh yeah so i i haven't found i'm just gonna look up digger yeah digger what's the movie about is about a guy that digs

i he the shovel's in the trailer okay i haven't seen the trailer first official look at tom cruz's makeup wait this is wait what that's that's not him let me see yeah that's that's that's That's what I'm talking about. See, for some reason in the trailer, I pictured him having like a beard and being like... Doesn't it look weird? Do you see what I see about... Do you see what I say about Michael Jackson, though? Yes.

You kind of see it. It's like the... In the eyes right there, it's the eyes, yeah. I think they might have the same eyes where it's like, you know, people's eyes sometimes are shaped where they're pupils, there's like white under that. Yeah. You know? It's called this Sampaku.

It's how they tell psychopaths. Do you know that? Billy Ilish has them. Should we warn Brent? He's going to a concert suit. Is he going to be hypnotized? I thought he was going to the Jojov Seawalk concert. Dude, there's basically like, it's called the Sampaku.

I don't know why it's called that. It's Japanese. But like there's this theory that it's like psychopaths have these eyes where you can see the white underneath the iris. Hmm. Sampaku stare. Look it up, guys. Is there any like, is. Is there any, like, meat to that?

You do, you do see some really crazy people with it. Okay. I don't think that there's, like, a direct, you know, scientific correlation. Do we know anyone? That has that? Yeah, I can't think. Who has the scariest look that we know? I'm just, this, not to try to have a bias, but if, like, I picture, when you say that,

I picture, like, stuck in a room, all of a sudden, the person is across the way, wanting to hurt me, they're naked and sweaty, whoever this is. It's Luke. For me, if I was trapped in a cell, like a metal cage with Luke, that would be like, picture Luke when he, when he no game for a day. When Luke no game, Luke angry. And when Luke angry, he takes it out on those around him. Luke misbehave. As unfair as it is. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, if I was in a cell with Luke and he's sweaty and naked and he's he's ready to kill i'm dead i'm i am so dead dude you're done i mean talk about uh we're talking about earlier with like the warrior shit like give me a fucking sword i'm still dead i mean you see how the way luke talks and just basic friend friendship text like uh

zeff was trying to plan a six flags trip sent a group text out and his response was i'd fucking kill three of you before i you ever got me strapped onto a roller coaster yeah they actually Let me find the exact wording. Yeah. It was a very interesting reply to a, you guys want to go to Six Flags? And it was... It looks a very interesting dude. He's obsessed with basketball, video games, and then partly being mean to his friends.

I say this with love. But I think I could kill three of you before you got me strapped down in a roller coaster against my will. No one talked about strapping a roller coaster against his will. In fact, I wouldn't go on many roller coasters because of my back. That's what I said to Zapp. I was like, I don't know if Ryan, I'll be able to ride that many rides. What if, uh, Disney, Disneyland. I've been too many times.

Disney World Company trip. GameGrums did that, 2017, remember? We went. December. It was wonderful. I remember sitting in that hot tub at that Orlando hotel with you? Fuck. You remember going to the tree frog cafe?

Yeah. I mean, the mascot's a tree frog. I almost said sea frog cafe. What is it called? Tree, rainforest cafe. Rainforest cafe. Right? Yeah.

I thought we went to one with dinosaurs. We did. Is that still the rainforest or was it something different? No, that's something different. Dino dinner. Whatever the fuck is called. The Dino Diner. I don't know.

I mean, that's a pretty good name. Honestly, yeah. Dinerosaurs? Dude, why don't we just start a food truck where we have like a fun UFO at top? And, you know, we go around and we just like kill people. I didn't have an end to that. So I just... Why don't we just go around with guns and kill people?

From the food truck. In my head, I, the base of, I... idea of just food truck with UFO with one of those like heavy springs so it's like area 51 tacos yep and then when people want their food they have to like wait for it and it comes out of the shoots out of the UFO it's chili it's hot chili it's a hot chili burrito but the chili we dye it green so it's like alien themed yeah here it comes you'll hold open the cassidia like the tortilla the tortilla and you have to catch the chili it's fun it's it's yeah that's a little twist.

We'd probably get news articles about that. People would show up for it. Could we do that because we said it on the podcast? Could this eventually be a thing where it's like, we made it a real thing? For a day, you can come to this location and get this food truck. Or is there some sort of like FDA or something? Is litter law? Like, is there something we'd have to contend with?

You do, we would need for a food truck in L.A. I'm pretty sure there's permits you need. Which probably not too hard. But Wally did that. But there are. there's health stuff like for serving food we would have to be doing

like Nathan Fielder got in trouble with his fake Starbucks thing because he was not allowed to actually be serving that stuff because of... He was trying to get around that by saying it was like the... Was that the art?

He was doing dumb Starbucks but he wasn't actually he ran into the biggest problems when he was actually couldn't serve coffee not because of the copyright but I forgot what the workaround that he was trying to get

for that was or was that did that like stop stop them? in his tracks. I don't remember. Because I thought, no, this is a different thing. At first I was going to, oh, he's going to turn it into like, what was the one where he made it a play? What was that?

Oh, that was for smoking. That's right. That's right. That's right. They're a part of the bar. Right. It's like the bar is like a play that's happening. And he has actors that are like doing the same thing over and over.

And when you go inside, you're part of the experience. You're an actor, so you get to smoke. It's a really good show. We've talked about a lot on this podcast In the last podcast Matt was the one who introduced me to it You never saw a season two of the rehearsal I haven't

And it's totally separate It's not like a continuity thing I need to We should watch it A lot of people think that Boythrob is Nathan Fielder doing season three of the rehearsal Yeah but how does that coincide with him seeing

A bad blood lady In prison I don't know Elizabeth Holmes I don't know and people are like even more convinced now that boy there's that picture

of someone that looks like Nathan and now they're going on the rehearsal tour they're doing a rehearsal tour it's called rehearsal tour where they're doing a tour that's like a rehearsal I don't know

we'll see we'll see but I'm wondering like what is the because I guess I'd have to watch the season of two of the rehearsal because it feels like thematically they were going for something different than season one because they are trying to pull something off

but it's not always in the same, it's not like in the same way. Yeah, I don't know. Like his shit is so... I don't want to give away too much, of course. His shit's so wild and out there that it's hard to predict. Well, almost as wild as our Patreon content. Dude, our Patreon content is so off the fucking rocker.

I mean, including like an episode of the, well, an after episode of the podcast that we record specifically. Specifically for Patreon, that's one of the wacky fun things on there. We got Uncle Sleepover, which is a series where we watch movies. And then sticker club? You watch along with. Yes, yes.

Sticker Club. I recently just designed June stickers. Yeah. And you can only get them in the past now. But if you sign up for sticker club, you can get these stickers. Wait, we don't have those planned yet. I don't know. But you'll get your name in the podcast as a producer.

Like these guys and girls. Yeah, and you'll get future stickers. And they thems. Guys, gals, and days. Hey, my mom does not like it when I use the word gal. What? Yeah, she says it's a dated term. Well, your mom's a dated gal, so.

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