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Episode Date: September 17, 2025

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Starting point is 00:02:22 Yep, I knew it. I will say not all of it but a significant portion of that scream was real probably 90% of it I would say 90% of it it was the
Starting point is 00:02:32 never knowing what to expect from my best friend Ryan I'm not sure what you're throwing and I don't know if it's going to be something that could have been this yeah it could be that iron stop
Starting point is 00:02:43 stop did you see me flinch that was real fear yeah yeah I mean that that That's the high point for the cold open, I think. I mean, when they shit and come at the same time.
Starting point is 00:03:17 It's like that. That's the soundtrack out here. And that part is where I'm actually turning around and I see it for the first time in the toilet. And that's me jumping. That's me closing the toilet bowl, flushing it, me getting one last peek in. And then I peek away and close it at that very moment.
Starting point is 00:03:46 And that's the Super Mega Show intro. Yeah. It's like, that's how it starts. That's what we envision. Tucker has refused to film it or learn 3D graphic I guess you know doing 3D graphics to like you know
Starting point is 00:04:00 make it like we pitch it to him like it was a mega mind animation he said just for me that that would be hard that's a lot of like I don't even know how to begin with 3D animation or like I don't know if you're not willing to be in the room to film the you know that scene then at least the least you could do is learn a little bit of blender and make it realistic but
Starting point is 00:04:21 Oh, no. That's Tucker, though. Yeah. I love him. I love him too. But I think, Ryan, I need to zoom my camera in. Do you see the size difference here? You look a little smaller.
Starting point is 00:04:32 Maybe it's because you're leaned back. No, no. I- Chairs the same size. I genuinely think that when Tucker was fiddling with things, speak of the devil, he might have... Wrong one, wrong camera, wrong camera. Over here.
Starting point is 00:04:45 This one. It's hiding. Oh, my God. Go ahead. Give it a little zoom. How's that? Oh, a little less. This?
Starting point is 00:04:52 No, stop. You don't want to show it that much. It's, uh, yeah, I think I have in that. It looks nice. Can you believe it's a beautiful Tuesday? A human Tuesday in Los Angeles. God, it's humid, dude. You and I went for a walk outside and, uh...
Starting point is 00:05:08 And I sweat. I, dude, my... Under my cap shadow. Same. Same. It was that hot. And inside these black sweats, uh, I really, I really put the meaning to the word. you put the sweat in sweat pants I put a lot of sweat in these pants
Starting point is 00:05:24 yeah you did it was I mean by the time we came back inside it was a muggy swamp up and you had to ring it out ring them out yes I did all over Luke's desk in his keyboard but he's none the wiser no I've been doing sorry Luke but doing that like probably just figuring that out now he's probably wondering like why his
Starting point is 00:05:42 why things were so moist and sticky on his desk for the longest time and that that's that that's why Luke Matt decided to declare this prank live on the podcast which he knows you at it so he's not trying to hide it anymore
Starting point is 00:05:56 look at that face look at that smug little face and for the audio listeners Matt is doing a smug half smile yep you know what I'm saying it now and not to his face because if I if I revealed my little
Starting point is 00:06:12 foolish tom fooleries to him in real life he would he'd dunk you and peanut butter and eat you absolutely Maybe even put a little jelly up on that But, you know In one Like swallowing a sword
Starting point is 00:06:26 Dude imagine being inside of Luke's tummy Right? It's dark Oh yeah It's dark and moist Probably damp and moist Probably the dripping sounds of like a cave Like stalag tight
Starting point is 00:06:37 Whatever the fuck Stalak tite or stilaget Tight's the one from the ceiling Okay yes that's what I'm tired And light's the one from the ground Okay good good good Yeah but uh You know he's probably editing this at like 2 a.m
Starting point is 00:06:47 by himself here and he can't retaliate against me. I'm at home in bed going No, he can't like cheaply put a PNG of a clown nose on you or anything with a little honk honk sound or something. They better not.
Starting point is 00:07:04 Because then even the audio listeners would be able to hear it and they'd know exactly what it is because they just explained it before it happened if it did happen. Dude. Who knows? You're talking about being inside Luke's body. You know, like a thought that I
Starting point is 00:07:17 Have often, I'm guessing. It is a thought I have often, but like something that, like, is kind of mind-blowing to me that you don't really think about it. It's like when you imagine the inside of your body, you always imagine it like lit. But it's just pitch black inside your body, you know? Not when I do this. The light goes there, travels somehow, bounces off little. It's probably in my stomach. Absolutely not.
Starting point is 00:07:39 It gets a little more like, whoa. That's no, dude. Your dye, the sphincter of your dye, your esophageal sphincter is, you. is tight, it's, it's shut. It's like a, it's like a beehole. It's, you know, no light's getting through there. Not even a little sliver of light. Nope.
Starting point is 00:07:54 You don't know. I do know. What if I ate a glow in the dark thing, bitch? Well, then there would be a little bit of light in your stomach, yeah. Yep. So, check and pound, mate. What? I forgot.
Starting point is 00:08:12 Do more like, you need to fix this. More like, more like Chicks and mix, right? Checks mix? Dude. I'm sorry. sick of this. It's sharp? I'm talking about the mic box. The mic flag. Not Mike's box.
Starting point is 00:08:23 The mic's box. Not Mike's box. Because that's not sharp at all. No. That's wet and it's hot and it's stanky. Yeah, these we got to just use new mics. See, the corners hurt. They're sharp. They do hurt. What I do to keep mine from falling
Starting point is 00:08:38 is I literally hold it like underneath it. Yeah. So it doesn't even look. It can't even if it wanted to. I was making sure. the computer was on. So, uh, I mean, it's, it's September. What's, uh, what's new in the life of McGee, you know? Give us an update.
Starting point is 00:08:57 Well, I'm not sure if I bragged about it enough, but I did earn another platinum in video gaming with Sword of the Sea. So that was fun. I'm excited for this new game coming out. Um, you don't know how much I'll actually enjoy it once I start playing, but it's called Kronosanu Dawn. It's like a dead spacey survival orotype game That we might stream a little time time travel like time travel ask like
Starting point is 00:09:24 Like chrono trigger I gotta say Ryan I'm sorry You're holding the mic from the bottom and I see the thing slipping down slow Oh I got my thumb right there Oh my god dude oh yeah I was I was tense over here I couldn't see your thumb it's hidden behind the mic So I thought disaster was about to strike but now I feel reassured I can do this if it makes you feel no no no no no no do whatever's comfortable for you
Starting point is 00:09:43 I mean, I was until you called it out. Well, I wasn't calling out. So obviously you don't want me to be comfortable. You want me to be comfortable within the confines of what you just deem as comfortable. What are you talking about? I just didn't know you had your thumb there. Now that I know, you did. Well, I put my thumb there after you called it out as like a little, ooh, I can say that type of thing.
Starting point is 00:10:02 Oh, it wasn't there before? No. So disaster could have struck. It could have struck. Okay. Maybe. But you didn't let it strike, so who knows? I felt like an annoying ass.
Starting point is 00:10:14 Like an obligation to at least update me because if it went down again, especially after a conversation where we're complaining about the mic boxes. And it could cut your hand and also it could be embarrassing for you. Like a knife. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:10:29 And, you know, it's like I didn't want to interrupt you talking about the update I just asked you about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was pertinent. You know, like, if, let's say, like, if you were... If I was taking a walk and I was looking at phone and the end of a cliff was was was coming up you go oh hey buddy exactly even if you're saying something even if I'm laughing at a hilarious TikTok or if if you're in a business meeting on
Starting point is 00:10:51 the 94th floor of the world trade center on September 11th 2001 and your boss is reprimanding you and behind him out the window you see the plane coming you're like I'm gonna get in trouble if I interrupt them but it's is important no well unless the conversation is about getting a raise I might have to just kind of like no we'll see how it plays out yeah yeah I'll look second one shit well what nothing nothing you said uh you know
Starting point is 00:11:17 business is booming and I've been a very important part of the company something like that right yeah no is there something behind no no whoa whoa trying to get that get that raise before he gets distracted
Starting point is 00:11:31 and something nefarious happens 9-11 was nefarious plane well there was a third plane Wonder Woman's invisible plane yep that's what took building seven but for real what took down to down building seven I don't know the plumbing hey what you're talking about I don't know it was bad poorly constructed plumbing and
Starting point is 00:11:56 maybe something happened it would have fallen that day regardless it was it was just like it was a ticking time bomb it was just a really poor uh just happen stance yeah and you know the the the plumbers that rigged the plumbing up in that building the construction guys were like yikes the conspiracy theories are going to have a field day with this one dude imagine being there on the ground zero of 9-11 you know i bet you we could do that in vr chat oh would that be sick like getting to experience it yeah i'm what why why don't more history classes you know take field trips using the power of vr taking my sixth grade class
Starting point is 00:12:35 to experience the the the tragedy of 9-11 up close take them on the plane that's great that's great so they can experience firsthand we need like a 9-11 4d ride like the one that the sponge bob one at caroans where you know how it's like the chair moves and they spray like scents in your face yeah like the um there's one at universal just called earthquake right yeah yeah i feel like uh it'd be cool to have like maybe a 9-11 one where if not in the building maybe you're in the plane and uh you know you can feel the chair moving and you're like oh shit what's going on. And you have little guns and the they didn't have guns. Well, I'm just saying, you know, the red and blue guns
Starting point is 00:13:15 and you could like get a high score. You could shoot the terrorists. You have terrorists popping out. Yeah, they're popping up behind seats. And every now and then they'll be like like a captain or a woman with a baby. And it's like, oh, minus 10 points. Oh, God. You can accidentally shoot the controls of the plane, which then makes your time go down even more. Because it speeds the plane up towards the building faster. How sick is the, have we gone? You know, this is a podcast. and we're discussing 9-11 like it's some sort of video game. Well, I will say...
Starting point is 00:13:44 Sick and twisted. This is the episode coming out the week of 9-11. Coming? I bet... What? The week of 9-11? Yeah, this is the 9-11 episode, I guess. Last year we did the 9-11 special.
Starting point is 00:13:57 We thought about doing that one again, guys, but, you know, we don't want to... If there's one thing Ron and I are known for, it's not milking a joke. Yeah, we don't want to milk a bit or a joke until it's unfunny and shove it down people's throats. until they get tired and annoyed with us and complain about it in the comments section or Reddit threads. That would not be something we'd want. Your mom milked my bits.
Starting point is 00:14:17 Yeah, she did. Your nipples when you were lactating. Which men can do. They can. Which I didn't know, and it scared me, but she reassured me. Well, I'm lucky you trusted her enough to milk those, you know,
Starting point is 00:14:27 beautiful pink little milk duds of yours. I was wondering why they were so tender and sore, you know? Yeah. Pink duds? Gummy duds. And stop. They're like gushers. Well, at that point, they were like gushers.
Starting point is 00:14:38 It's disgusting. You know? You're really freaking me out right now. They were your nipples and it was your lactate. Yeah? So? I want fan art of Matt lactating and dripping from his nipples. Don't do that.
Starting point is 00:14:56 Just all the fan is like turning your eyes green, making you lactate. Yeah, it's like, uh... Sucking the cock of George Bush Sr.? Why? Why? No. Rule 34. Someone's going to draw rules. Rule 34 of me sucking George Bush Senior's cock while I'm lactating.
Starting point is 00:15:12 I don't want that. And you have green eyes open so you can tell you have green eyes. Or they make George Bush Sr. talk, come on, open your eyes. Boy, I want to see those beautiful greens of yours. Those beautiful greens. Let me see those big beautiful greens, son. That's not what his voice sounded like. He was like, let me see those beautiful greens.
Starting point is 00:15:33 Well, he doesn't sound like much anymore. No, he sounds like, whew. He's dead. Yeah, son's right behind him. Not really right behind. No, he's not, dude. No, Jeb still looks pretty healthy. George, he's starting, that age is starting to rear its ugly head against his ugly head.
Starting point is 00:15:52 I'm telling you, man, George, I don't know if you guys have seen any, like, video or pictures of George Bush lately, but he is starting to show his age. Something about the Bush family, and this might just be an age thing, but specifically with them, as they age, they start to, appear more goblin-esque, which makes me worry a bit because goblins are scary, but I have to remind myself that goblins aren't real, and they only exist in fictitious media. But at the same time, you take one look, just, just, Luke, you, Matt will do the work for you. You can throw it up. Could you throw up a picture of George Bush, Bush, Sr., like the same year he passed? Tintem green, not Hulk green, goblin green, which is a darker shade than Hulk green. Now, I fully see what you're talking about.
Starting point is 00:16:41 Maybe extend the tips of his ears a little, but that's it. Jeb gives me hobgoblin vibes. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, I don't think I can make his skin red. Because hobgoblins are red, right? Or yellow. The hobgoblin and Spider-Man was yellow for a time.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Okay, well, here's Jeb as a hobgoblin, and before anyone makes any racial comparisons, you could, for plausible deniability, it's like, it's john. He could have jaundice. He could have jaundice. Yes. It is more of a jaundice yellow. Yeah. You know, it's not like a, like a Simpsons yellow. It's a jaundice yellow. Yeah. But what a beautiful family. I mean, I see what you're saying. As they get older, they kind of start to like, it's like a wax figure that's slowly melting. Because I don't know, you, you think of the bushes and you think of very, like the most handsome men, like picture a handsome man and now picture of even more handsome man. And then there's George Bush right there. And then you picture an even more handsome man, and that's George Bush Sr. Luke, throw up a picture of George Bush Sr. in his prime, that handsome little devil.
Starting point is 00:17:45 Oh, my lord. Now show a picture of them, shirtless if one exists. I guarantee it does. And show Jeb's shirtless while we're headed. Like, there's no way that these people haven't been caught, like, at a beach by paparazzi. You know what I mean? I have to have shirtless picks, you know? Jeb is, Jeb was too pure for this world.
Starting point is 00:18:06 It's a shame what happens He's turtles in his pockets I know he does He does have turtles You know a lot of our audience Might not even remember the 2016 election And they might not even know What the fuck we're talking about
Starting point is 00:18:17 You're just hanging out little turtles Kids and shit Yeah I mean Jeb was Jeb was like I feel like in an American politics Like before everything Uh really nose dove Jeb was like the last bastion of
Starting point is 00:18:31 Hope Of of peaceful joyful hope well you know he would have been the comedic relief to the Bush trifecta it should have gone senior George Jeb
Starting point is 00:18:46 but unfortunately Biden took that fuck Biden for that dude like 2020 could have been Jeb you know Jeff could even run no but it could have been he did run against Trump though in the 2016
Starting point is 00:19:01 2016 and that's when Trump unfortunately poned him when he was like, you're a big tough guy, Jab, you're a tough guy, during the debate. And then, woo! Yeah. Yeah, that one was embarrassing. It was. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:14 It was embarrassing for your job. I mean, I had to hide my face and cover my ear, so you had to explain it to me later out in the car, but I could feel it, the awkwardness. I mean, the absolute power Donald Trump held over those grown men. I truly embarrassing. Yeah, it was. And I bit the tip of my tongue off because I was biting my tongue so hard out of, like, tense tension.
Starting point is 00:19:34 oh donald you fuck yeah more like don old i mean have you seen the guy lately oh yeah talk about an old guy talk about a and that he is a dude he's a dude that exists that sucks and he's our president oh sure you know whatever who cares you know i think i look outside looking in he's a shitty guy regardless of like political yeah i mean yeah he's he historically there was a long track record of him being a shitty guy you can be proud about it and be like he's our he's our he's our shitty guy described it he's our crude tool to demolish the status quo bitch i i mean i didn't understand the status quo to begin with but i just want that i just want whites to be epic again yeah make whites epic
Starting point is 00:20:30 again. Yep. Real quick, can I just insert the, I demolished your mom's status quo with my crude tool? Sorry, I started to say. All right, I mean, yeah, you diverted the conversation. I could see from your eyes you were very proud of it
Starting point is 00:20:46 and so you had to share it. Well, I started, but you were talking so then I wasn't able to finish it. I mean, I looked like a fool. Well, maybe you should, I don't, I mean, you looked like a fool to yourself, but no one was none the wiser. No, because they heard me start to say it.
Starting point is 00:21:02 So they would all be saying, what was he going to say? Well, now they're even more disappointed because it wasn't even worth getting out there. Well, that's your opinion? No, it's a fact. And I respect it because that's your opinion. Nope, MSNBC reported on it. Luke, throw it up. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:21:16 There's the headline, dipshit. You're absolute, your line. No, I'm not. It's right there. People can see the MSNBC headline with the percentages and everything. Yikes. Let's go to ads. Don't make me pull out the bar graphs, too.
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Starting point is 00:23:21 Unfortunately, all the stores we go to don't have any awesome Jack Skellington merch. All the stores that is, except. box lunch. Box lunch is a one-stop shop for apparel, home decor, and collectibles inspired by our favorite fandoms. If you're into anime, superheroes, sports, studio jibbley, video games, whatever you can think of. This spot has got you covered. Ryan and I went to box lunch, and they had all sorts of Jack Skellington stuff, and I got so
Starting point is 00:23:47 emotional, and Ryan, I got an awesome hoodie, I got a little figurine, and I, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And listen to this. Not only can you get your favorite merch, you can make an impact, too. For every $10 you spend, Box Lunch will help donate one meal through their partnership with Feeding America. Over 10 years of giving, 250 million meals have been donated to food banks across the country. You can also score board games, trading cards, and blind boxes. So, do what your favorite podcasters Matt and Ryan did. And go check out Box Lunch.
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Starting point is 00:24:51 Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I love the bar. makes me feel nice, especially when they're different colors. The pie chart is like, is probably the most pleasing way. I mean, I can understand why people use them so much
Starting point is 00:25:06 in business meetings. I know, it just kind of makes everything feel businessy. Yeah. I mean, we should probably stop using them so much because we kind of place them in business meetings where they're not,
Starting point is 00:25:18 like literally we just had one that said super mega. Yeah, and it was, It was half like red, half like turquoise-ish. It looked cool, though. We were using it to, I mean, it did have a use. We were using it to explain that we're a duo channel. And, you know, that means half super, half mega.
Starting point is 00:25:35 And then in parentheses under, you know, super and mega, it was like Matt and Ryan. Right. And the shareholders were having a hard time grasping that for some reason. So the pie chart did help. Because I feel like if a pie chart is split down the middle, 50-50, your brain is not going to pick it up as a pie chart immediately, right? You're going to be like, that's, what is that? Is that like a capsule from a capsule machine? Makes you think.
Starting point is 00:25:57 It does make you think. Just like it makes you think about seriously, what brought down Building 7? I'm fully serious. Like two planes bring down two towers, right? Yeah, we all know that. We saw it with our own eyes. Not just the two towers, the twin towers. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:26:15 And then all the sudden, hours after both towers fell, Building 7, which is, off on its own doing its own bullshit it's like oh me too I want some attention oh and fell
Starting point is 00:26:29 but it doesn't get that much attention you know 9-11 was an attack you know a lot of people even not forget about it but they rarely mention the Pentagon
Starting point is 00:26:37 like the Pentagon was hit it was the goddamn Pentagon it fucking got well was it really hit with a plane
Starting point is 00:26:45 or was it more of a missile it was more of a I mean there's only two frames of video that show it could have been a C4 explosive
Starting point is 00:26:52 have planted by the FBI. Launched out of a catapult, actually. It's crazy that there is only one video recording of it, and it's like two frames per second. You can't even see the plane. It's just like the Pentagon, and then just... We were just so shy of having cell phones everywhere. We were not even half a decade from everyone having cell phones to...
Starting point is 00:27:14 They couldn't wait it? I know. Like Al-Qaeda couldn't awaited just like a couple years, so we'd have more video of it. You know, close. Cloverfield, the visuals in that speak very true of 9-11. Here's some comparison picks for those at home. As you can see, the ashen streets of Cloverfield resemble the ashen streets of 9-11.
Starting point is 00:27:39 That's right. Did you know there's actually very, very, very unfortunate? There's a famous picture of a woman covered in ash. She recently passed away of cancer, I believe. She did because I read that because basically like so many of the people that were there that day that were exposed to that dust ended up dying of cancer already yeah and then being promised that they would be taken care of and then by the government backed out on that and john stort was fighting for him for the longest time probably still does i'd imagine john stewart i
Starting point is 00:28:07 remember i think he like went to congress and uh they kicked them out or some shit well he went to congress and he gave a very like inflammatory he gave a very angry speech to the people who decided the show because there are some people who like were empty chairs he's like some people didn't even come to hear these people out yeah it's uh i mean i mean goofs and gaps aside 9-11 was a fucking insane tragedy you know it's like i remember um my mom picking me up from school and uh driving me home that day and i years later we had like a pick like a coffee table book like a picture book of pictures from the cleanup and it was like all about how they cleaned up 9-11
Starting point is 00:28:52 because like when you look at the pictures of like the destruction afterwards it's like how do you even begin to clean that up I know it's a good thing that we could rally and like create hate and disdain for a certain race of people through 9-11 not only that but really
Starting point is 00:29:08 skyrocket our want for war so that was that was great sucks that we couldn't take care of our oh not only that sorry probably you know really getting into the heads and really getting some wonderful young patriots signed up to the military to risk their lives
Starting point is 00:29:26 and to probably experience a lot of PTSD as well. I mean, unfortunately we couldn't take care of our firefighters, but I'm so glad we could use 9-11 as a wonderful marketing scheme for our country and other aspects. And I will say, it worked out well for Dick Cheney. Yeah, it did. Aliburton Oil did, it secured plenty of oil plots over there in the Middle East. Before we invaded the Middle East, there was a thing that was like leaked where it was like basically like they had
Starting point is 00:29:54 surveyed a bunch of different oil fields already out there in the Middle East and they were having like private biddings between the oil companies before we even invaded. Money baby. Oil baby. I love money. Money's epic. But you know what's not epic is 9-11. You know, it's also not epic. What? A large corporation buying up most of the vet clinic so that they can increase prices by 60%. Yeah, that's kind of, I mean, but dude, a white boy's got to grind. White boys got to grind and make money off of people's suffering. Love and suffering.
Starting point is 00:30:34 The vet insurance industry, the vet medical industry, just the human medical industry? You're a college student who can't pay $5,000 to $10,000 for a surgery your pet needs that could save their life? oh well unfortunately you're going to have to take them out back and uh oh no payment plans you'll have to pay the full amount up front which you can do that right you're a college student huh right i mean how much the college kids make these days 20 30 a month yeah 30 thousand a month so this is just a drop in the bucket you know i mean do you hate your pet do you want them to die if you weren't such a bad owner they wouldn't be in this position so it's only right for you to pay you know for them to get better or they die which you wouldn't want that would you
Starting point is 00:31:21 and they make that pouty face at you in the room just like some good it's like no uh sir you need to leave sorry he keeps saying this to all the customers and anyway we don't have any payment plans and it will cost 10,000 not 5,000 so i'm sorry i mean it's an expensive surgery is life changing and saving but um sometimes yeah sometimes the the pet might die I mean, we didn't x-ray, and we're just kind of trying to make some money here. I do think that if some, if like, yeah, I feel like if you're, you know, I feel like you shouldn't have to pay for the surgery if your pet dies. Well, tell that to all the people whose family members die, you know, of some sort of illness,
Starting point is 00:32:07 whether it be cancer or whatnot, where it's just years and years of siphoning tens, if not hundreds of thousands of dollars in accruing so much debt and then to a grieving family after that person passes just going out. Dude, if you die, the debt should be wiped. I think that's just how it should be. Or we shouldn't have things that fucking expensive. That's true because they don't need to be that expensive. Nope. They only exist to be that expensive because we live in a capitalist society where profit is, you know, you have shareholders and like you have to make more or you're a failing company. We live in that world. You know, we live in a medical stuff is like, like,
Starting point is 00:32:47 it's a private, a family member is something that people are always going to put, you can't put a price on that. So like, yeah, I can't remember who said that. It's like a lie, if it was Carlin or, there was someone who was like discussing, you know, whether, you know, how much money are you gonna spend in the medical system? And his point was that if it's a loved one, or if it's yourself even, I think the example was yourself,
Starting point is 00:33:10 you're not going to put a, there is no price, because it's life. You're going to pay whatever they say. Exactly. And they can up it and you'll keep paying it. And they know that and they take advantage of that. And that's why I love going to the doctor. And you know what I love about the American medical system?
Starting point is 00:33:25 I love paying a lot every month for health insurance. And then health insurance rejecting to cover 80 to 90% of the stuff I need to use it for. Well, I love that they cover my $30, you know, whatever it is, the down payment is. for like doctor checkups my yearly yearly whatever buy you just have a $30 copay yeah yeah something like that but um i will say when it comes to stuff like with my back and shit like that yeah they're like is it necessary exactly they were like uh i think i've said this multiple times like i insurance won't cover they only covered part of one MRI yeah and they're like we will not they said even just blatantly we will not cover anymore and we will not cover anymore and we
Starting point is 00:34:12 We have pretty decent insurance. Yeah. So it's like absolute bullshit. And recently, so I have to get a sleep study done soon where I have to stay overnight in like a sleep clinic and they have to hook me up to all the things to watch my brain because of like the diagnosed sleep issues that I have. So this is not just like, I'm having a hard time sleeping, what's going on? It's like I have diagnosed sleep issues that's on record.
Starting point is 00:34:40 and I got I had to get a referral from my doctor for the sleep study and then I had to do this whole like testing process to make sure I was like even eligible I was eligible and then I find out insurance is just they're just not going to cover it so now it's like $2,000 and it's like awesome thanks I love paying a lot of money every month for insurance for them just to decide not to cover it and they don't even say why like they don't even explain to you why they're turning it down and they also don't explain why they cover like you could give them a bill for something and they'll decide to cover like 44% or some random number and they won't explain how they got to that how they got to that number they'll just fucking you know it's stupid it's fucking dumb it's very dumb and it's taking advantage of mostly a lot of people who can't even like for us it's like it's aggravating but for a lot of people it's fucking life ending like life ruining yeah like they can't afford to like shit they like need to survive um and in this case is like for us you know we do we do have medical problems but it's not like keeping us from going about our day to day lives yeah yeah like my back is aggravating and every day i notice it just like your sleep is aggravating and every day you notice it but it's like it's like if if we can't even for these which are serious issues i'll survive if we're if we're having yeah we'll survive but it's like you don't want your medical system you don't want like a medical system as you said like you said that you're paying so much
Starting point is 00:36:12 money for you don't want that to be the end sentence of like oh i mean i can survive you would like the medical system to work for you to make you the the best you you can be theoretically you know yeah i'm sure i'm sure a lot of non-american listeners are listening to this just being like the fuck that's that's so stupid man hey ambulance prices look that oh that's a fun little rabbit hole oh yeah because ambulances in the united states are all private fun fact that's not like a that's not like a government thing. So when you have to get an ambulance, though, they're excited to get that call. Dude, ambulance is, yeah. Money. That's, like, the ambulance is not, it's not the hospital like dispatching an ambulance. Like, that is a private company that can charge you whatever
Starting point is 00:36:53 they want to ride in that ambulance. And what? Is the ambulance going to show up and you're having a heart attack and what you're like, actually, I'll drive if it's going to be that much. No, you're going to get in the ambulance. Uh, thousands. After creator clash, I took a, uh, an ambulance ride. I don't remember how long it was. It wasn't even 10 minutes to the hospital. And I believe it was a couple grand. Yep. And insurance is not going to cover an ambulance ride. No. Ever. They're just like, no. I mean, did you really need to take, you could have driven, right? You could have called an Uber. So everything's for profit here. That's kind of what we have set up. That's what people love for some reason. That's what they want the majority of the people
Starting point is 00:37:36 choose to seemingly continue down this path or there's the other way you can look at it where these corporations and these billionaires be a billion dollar corporations are so powerful that it doesn't matter the type of pushback they would get from consumers at this point because it's well past the time to make that change because it's so ingrained and not only just like the way we live our life but like just politics yeah and and just money and just greed when when like greed and wealth and stuff starts to get involved. It's just like it's far gone to be anything close to something that could be deemed as anything close to moral, like morally good.
Starting point is 00:38:19 Yeah, there's no morals in it. And they did, I mean, what they've done is they've done a really good job at melding it with politics where it's like they have all this money and influence. So then it's like, okay, well, let's convince, let's use this money and influence to convince these people to be against their own. self-interest so they support our system, which is actually harming them. Let's relax on all these tests. That costs a lot of us. That costs us money. Let's, you know, make things easier to get out and more expensive. Yeah. So it's, uh, I, I wish we had universal health care in America, like every other first world country. However, I don't think that's ever going to happen. No. Like, I just, I just don't see unless there was like some
Starting point is 00:39:02 fucking insane like I don't know what it would take for that to happen in my head the one thing that would have woken people up
Starting point is 00:39:12 and it kind of went but I can't use an example would be like a serious pandemic where like a large sleuth of people like are affected and or die or something
Starting point is 00:39:21 maybe it'll take maybe it has to be something like the bird flu where it literally wipes out like 50% of our popular you know dude I still don't something drastic
Starting point is 00:39:31 like I mean Dude, I see all this shit on TikTok, and I get it. You know, whatever you want to fucking believe, whatever. I can't talk to you directly, so I don't really care, you know. But it's just like, every now and then it's like, I'll see people like, I still see people believing the COVID lie. And I'm like, regardless of if you agree with how different governments or officials handled it, it's a, COVID's a virus that exists.
Starting point is 00:39:56 It's just, like, it exists. It's a thing that is a noun that is describing. We both literally had it. Yes. It's a real thing. It's a, it is a thing. It isn't like a hoax. To me, it's like someone going,
Starting point is 00:40:09 the flu's a hoax. Some people probably still definitely believe that, I would imagine. Or, you know, food poisoning's a hoax. They're just trying to get you not to eat at, it's different, I don't know, there's always these weird conspiracy theories that you can just go down all these shitty ass rabbit holes. And it's just like,
Starting point is 00:40:27 why do we have to create this nefarious novel? about how like actually COVID is not real and it was but although it's not real it was created in the lab. It's still not real though but it was also created in a lab in China where they tried to kill all of
Starting point is 00:40:48 Chinese The Chinese The Chinese are trying to kill their their ops and but also it's not real and it was fake and I'm smart because I didn't wear a mask. It's the same thing with the
Starting point is 00:41:01 Epstein files. It's like the Epstein files, they exist and we're going to release them. Just kidding, they don't exist. But they actually do and they were created by Biden. And Obama. Yep. And they're, and they do exist and they're full of Democrats. But we're going to release the names and people are going to be, it's going to, it's going to be insane. But at the same time, we're not going to release it because it would be, it's not even, it's not even that insane. All the names were put there by Democrats anyways. Are we still talking about this, Jeffrey Epstein guy? It's just there's so much double talk in when it comes to like this type. or like any sort of like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:41:34 They're always contradicting kind of statements where, you know, every politician hands out empty promises. You know, Donald Trump is not different in that regard. I think the difference lies in the blatant disregard for just kind of like the sitting office of the president. Again, some people, for some reason, view them as like a fucking rock star for being a idiot that's, doesn't even, can't fucking read, you know,
Starting point is 00:42:05 it's just like, I don't know. You know, make comments about how I fuck up reading all the time on stream, but I'm a YouTube let's player, not the president of the United States. Facts, let's not, let's not throw stones at glass houses, huh? Hey, uh,
Starting point is 00:42:21 there's only, there is one politician that's not going to sell you, you know, bullshit. That's not empty promises, and that's Joey Salads. Hunter, what? Joey Salads. Oh, Joey Salads.
Starting point is 00:42:30 I was to say Hunter Biden. he's not a politician he better be he's gonna be the next president dude i love hunter biden just fucking like it's so awesome dude i love the obsession with his penis it's like we got pictures of his penis he uh he did a stint i never watched any of the episodes but he did a stint on like the channel five news i watched part of uh the first interview didn't did he do like two or three he just kept coming back he kept coming back i mean i guess if you have if you have a subject as interesting as hunter biden why not he had me dude he was he seemed he seemed he seemed down to earth and uh it's just really funny because like when he's talking about like certain uh subjects
Starting point is 00:43:09 it's funny because you can look at him and you can see and you can hear joe biden like in his face he looks like joe he just looks like a younger joe biden yeah i wish we in general they should run hunter in the next election i i think that would be a fantastic choice i don't know i i truly unfortunately think that maybe he could pull it off but yeah honestly that would i i think that i i think we're going to have to run like a or the democrats are going to have to run more liberal-minded people are going to have to run a dude bro they're going to try to run some gavin newsome type which i don't think would work i don't know maybe it would he's definitely a lot more charismatic than vance and would kick his ass up and down a debate stage the only like so what what newsome has going
Starting point is 00:43:54 for him is he's handsome and he is charismatic but the big thing is like he's one of the like few Democrats that... He's trolling the right. Yeah, he's like, like, regardless what you think about it, he's like, very openly, like, antagonistic back, which you don't see a lot of that. So... You see a lot of, yeah, just kind of like complacency. Like, you know, there's... Like, writing a sternly
Starting point is 00:44:16 worded letter. No, or did you not see the sternly worded whiteboard note during Trump's speech? We're making some progress here. Yep. Democracy saved. It's just like all these, like, it, it actually pisses me off whatever I see a Democrat doing something like that. Because I'm like, okay, maybe I should cool off and, you know, they're doing well, something.
Starting point is 00:44:44 They're using, whatever. I don't know. They're not really doing anything. It's like, it's fucking, it's more for them. Like, it's all, like, fucking grade school. And they're scared that Mom Don, I saw that they're scared that Zohan, Mom Dony is going to cost them, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, next election and it's like yeah because what you're doing recently has been working so well like the last election where you lost the house senate and the presidency Bernie I'm sure they blamed
Starting point is 00:45:10 a Bernie for making them lose the the Clinton election or something like that my favorite Andrew Como recently shared a uh he shared a infographic about mom donnie and about all the negative things about him but like he tweeted he tweeted like a JPEG of this infographics you couldn't even read what the text said And I think it's still up, as far as I know. It's pretty, uh, pretty fucking goaded. Not as goaded as these ads. Speaking of capitalism.
Starting point is 00:45:40 We got to stop on the politics after the ad breaks. People are going to be red in the face. They're going to be cherry red. Oh, yeah. They're going to be pink with rage. After the, after these ads, we'll talk about, uh, water slides. Water slides and, uh, the, Tindo we?
Starting point is 00:46:02 I mean, we have two right here. Yeah, yeah. That's why I thought of it. Okay. So you had like a Peter Griffin moment where he's like, P. Tear. Griffin.
Starting point is 00:46:12 Peter Griffin. And he's trying to come up with a fifth name. That's right. One of my favorite family guy bits is just I thought it was. That is really funny. Just seeing, hey, ads. We'll talk about this after the ad break. I want to talk about it right now.
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Starting point is 00:48:49 I just wanted to see your penis today, and that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the smartest thing I could think of. I'll swing my penis, Ryan. Whoa! I just saw Matt's penis. It looked like this. Well, wait, was it moving? A little. Like a worm on a hook?
Starting point is 00:49:08 Like. What is that? The truth, that's what your penis looked like. It looked like a little worm on a hook. Notice I shaved? Oh, yeah, you did. You didn't have to do that for me. You know how long ago I shaved?
Starting point is 00:49:25 Like a month? It was over two weeks ago. Damn. Yeah. I really don't grow hair on my body. Matt, you and I have the, say, like, just opposite problem. I can't remember the last time I've shaved my nether regions. I am a, I'm a caveman.
Starting point is 00:49:42 I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, like an oaf. Like a, like a hairy oaf with a, with a, with a bushel. Like a bushel, I guess, explains it well, right? A bushel is like a thick bush. It's like a That sprouts from canyons yonder Hey I like that That's really good
Starting point is 00:50:03 Yeah man that's why That's why I wrote a book with you Yeah you did You know Honestly I don't know why I imagine a guy doing that They're one of those like talks Where it's like the tech billionaires on stage
Starting point is 00:50:17 Like a TED talk Yeah Or you mean like Steve Jobs type Yeah it's like the Steve Jobs guys Being interviewed Like philanthropists Like in front of an audience In San Francisco
Starting point is 00:50:25 it's like one of them just like interrupting the other one they just keep they just like try to move on see I like the idea hold on let me get that again give like a start giving like a speed like a like welcome like about like welcoming people are here or whatever I just imagine like I try doing this and the you know the technology is really something that we're pushing to try to get you know utilized in more third world countries
Starting point is 00:50:54 because, you know, in these economic systems where there are, in these economic systems where you have people that are less fortunate trying to access technology. Just the sound of like a ball continuously bouncing throughout. And like he keeps trying to say what he's saying, but like because he's distracted, it just keeps going off in this like trail of nothing.
Starting point is 00:51:17 An empty feeder with the echoing of the old, boom, to boom, Wall ball. Playing a little wall ball. Yeah, we are. Oh, speaking of wall ball, by the way. You know the golden man?
Starting point is 00:51:32 The tennis guy. Oh, yes. Yeah, the tennis man. There's a guy in Glendale who dresses up in all gold and he paints his face and he has a, well, he has two outfits. He has the all gold with the cowboy hat and then an acoustic guitar. Doesn't he have a funny hat too? Yeah, but then he has the other outfit where he's like the tennis outfit. where he has the tennis racket and he stands on a street corner and as cars drive by,
Starting point is 00:51:55 he points at them and yells out loud and pretends to like hit balls at the cars. And he'll do this for seven, eight, nine hours at a time. That's a job. He was planted there by someone. And he's been doing this for close to a decade at least. I saw him playing wall ball ball recently. With some folks? No, by himself.
Starting point is 00:52:17 On the edge of it. There was like a building, like a business. and he was just doong and he was like running around and it was crazy I saw him out there
Starting point is 00:52:26 this morning he was just having a ball no no he had the guitar and everything I see what you're saying I like that anyway why would you want to shave
Starting point is 00:52:36 your nether region if it grows back like that it's so comfortable and soft I'm afraid that it'll be prickly and itchy if I shave see I don't really have that problem
Starting point is 00:52:45 it's like it's uh even when it's like first growing back it's just kind of like it just gets itchy and like I remember uh I think when I first started shaving my no no bits I remember always shaving like down to the fucking skin and it's like no you don't have to you just need the trim up yeah but dude whenever I shaved down to skin it was just always like I I I you really notice how important your uh gooch ass and ball hair is oh dude you can't you know what I what I do is all the chafing I'll do it you know I'll do
Starting point is 00:53:20 I'll do the, I'll do the, I'll do the testes. I'll do above the area. But then I'll stop at the gooch. Above the labia majora for you. Right above, right on the Mon's Venus. Because I, once you, if you hit the gooch and you shave that. Ooh, uh-uh. Uncomfy.
Starting point is 00:53:37 Yeah, that is like sandpaper. Like, we have hair on our bodies for a reason. Some of us less than others. Nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with that. See, I see like, it's fine. Like, I'll shave every now. I think because it's like, you know, it's going to take two months.
Starting point is 00:53:50 to grow back so you know but like in your case if you shave it you know it's going to be back in less than a week what's the point isn't it crazy at some point when you're growing up you either become a clean-shaven man or a beard man the way you know i didn't i couldn't grow great facial hair up until i really couldn't grow much of any facial hair until college or something and it was always kind of like whatever but like i just molded and i was a i was thinking of this i was like i could just go clean-shaven but i'm like no this i like this and then i like this and then i thought thought, oh, this is also like, at one point when you mature and you just, I think it truly is a decision. Some people, you know, they have a beard one week, a mustache, the other, sideburns,
Starting point is 00:54:31 then, you know, some people are crazy with it. But for most people, you, you have dabbled in facial hair, like I have dabbled in shaving, but I, you always resort back to clean shaven with light stubble. It's just, I can't really, like, you're able to grow like a pretty full uh like you like that you you have nice facial hair i can't do that so does keem star by the way kemstar has great facial hair oh man say what you want about the bald motherfucker but he has he has nice facial hair oh man dude your your facial hair uh is very like i i will say over the years it's really it's really kind of like filled out really yeah hey that's what 30 years will do you know you could even if you wanted you could put a little rogain up on the sides right here
Starting point is 00:55:16 and you could fill that in. You could fill that completely in in like six months. I put some rogain here. If you put rogain here, you'd probably grow a unibrow. What if I put some rogain? I mean, just the way it works.
Starting point is 00:55:30 God damn it, Ryan. God fucking damn it, dude. Dude, that was like when you crack open one of those like tubes of biscuit dough. A nice cold beer in the morning? No, a tube of like Pillsbury biscuit dough. and if you were to like stick your finger in it and spread it apart that's what it looked like
Starting point is 00:55:49 if you dropped it under the couch first whew that's been a while you know yesterday actually before you walked into the office I was someone else show you their bowl no I was considering doing the old classic gag that one yeah I was I was thinking about like
Starting point is 00:56:11 what if you know we start the week off with that Explain the gag for people who don't know. What is the classic gag? I just pantomimed it. For those who don't have an imagination, have trouble visualizing things through an example or are just listening through audio. Basically, Ryan and I would play this epic prank on each other.
Starting point is 00:56:31 We'd really get each other good, where it's about a decade ago. So long ago, thank you. I know, back when we lived together. Time flies like a pig, you know? Ryan or I would scream from another room Like Ryan You know
Starting point is 00:56:48 And we're always goofing around Matt How You know some shit like that And in the in the off chance Something is wrong It's like you know I'll come I'll come
Starting point is 00:56:57 A brisk jog The other new that's like This isn't like an emergency But you never As you said The what if is always there You know what if there's an alligator in your room I mean the thing is funny because
Starting point is 00:57:08 Like we Cruelly Kind of like you know the what if this was after a passing of a close friend so like we were always just kind of like messing with each other being on edge in general i know but but then what it would be when you would run around the corner would be uh the other one would have their their slacks down to their ankles yep including their under garments and they would just have ass you know up in the air exposed with with with pink hole visible and just shaking that shit with the nuts fucking
Starting point is 00:57:38 flapping back and forth sometimes it would be like Hey, let's go upstairs and work on something. And, like, I'd, like, race upstairs as you're grabbing something real quick. But I just race up there just first to just be doing it. And I would come around the corner, like, going up the stairs. I was like, ah, yeah. Yeah, I thought about doing it. I thought about bringing that one back yesterday.
Starting point is 00:57:57 And I was like, it's been so long. I don't know, like, now as, you know, like, at our age, would it be, like, would you, would you walk in and see it and be like, oh, that's weird? Why is he still doing that? This is episode, what, 81? 80 okay are you sure i am positive yeah promise i promise it's episode 80 we didn't record 80 last yesterday that was 79 okay we said maybe 80 when we were recording but then once we finished i saw it was 79 i just want to say it fills my heart with
Starting point is 00:58:29 joy knowing that at one point a post will we posted the subreddit going what episode was it where matt showed ryan his penis and then ryan showed matt his spread his butthole for him and to know that that's gonna be episode 80 yeah they'll go i believe you're thinking of episode 80 of super mega show exactly people are quick on that they're very quick so uh man i mean i mean the audience can't see it but you and i each got we got we got quite a treat today we did you know luke unfortunately um we turned away from le luke i see i moved out of the i purposely positioned myself so i wouldn't show my penis on camera but do you Was I far enough, like, when I, yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:13 Do you think, like, that camera would have... No, no, no, no, no, no. With that one right there, do you think that one picked up my penis? I don't know. We'll have to... Luke, we'll have to check and then post... Make sure, Luke, that you double check. Luke, post the frame where you either...
Starting point is 00:59:28 Matt's penis is visible or... The frame where it's closest to being visible. And, of course, censor it out if the penis is visible with a big black bar. No mosaic on this stuff, because of what people are doing with it now. Posterize it. Yeah, I don't like the unblurring algorithms.
Starting point is 00:59:48 Not a fan of that. Not a fan one bit. So, dude, when I first heard about those, I saw YouTube, my friends had me a YouTube video about it, and I was like, uh-oh.
Starting point is 01:00:00 Like, all the early super mega gags of like, like, ass spread, like just, were you barely censored, like, you only censored like just the,
Starting point is 01:00:11 like bare minimum and like that literally just popped in my head and I was like oh oh shit and it's weird because all these names being displayed are people who have actively tried to download that image even though it doesn't exist yeah all these names on screen right now are people who have you know you guys thought you were slick no we hired a private investigator to track all of you down who built an algorithm from the ground up to track you. Yeah, he built an algorithm actually to unblur the picture of my asshole and then to lure y'all in with that algorithm and then that algorithm tracked you guys. And now your names are on screen.
Starting point is 01:00:55 Very embarrassing, huh? Well, and tell them specifically the people with the emoticons or emojis next to their name. Well, those people were successful in blurring the asshole. They were. The detective wasn't the smartest. Yeah, I thought, I was like, well, let people think that they can unblur it and then you can track them that way. You don't have actually,
Starting point is 01:01:15 like he actually went through the process of working with like people at MIT to build this algorithm. And it actually does unblur my asshole and my cock and balls. So, yeah, you know, I was actually pissed when I found that out. But I do want to say,
Starting point is 01:01:30 it's gone breaking stuff. You know, we don't, the YouTube viewership is not great, but I do want to say to those who are viewing on YouTube, thank you. Yeah, for real. for showing up still. We know that
Starting point is 01:01:42 you know the it's a the show isn't doesn't doesn't bring in the millions of dollars like it used to. We lost the Maserati brand deal. We lost the Yeti Cup
Starting point is 01:01:56 brand deal. We lost a lot of important brand deals. Raytheon. Raytheon. Lucas Arts. They were making a video game based on our lives with Star Wars interjected within it. And that was it would be fun. It was a third person action game. I really liked the concept. But yeah, so
Starting point is 01:02:15 we took a bit of a stumble, you know, in life and in audience, but we appreciate those who were still here. And if we could, we would blow you kisses and air hugs. Yeah, for real. If you're, no real kisses or real hugs. Maybe real hugs. If you, if you see us in public, yeah, we'll give you a real hug. Not a kiss. I mean, I'm, you know, you have to ask for it. Yeah, don't just run up and hug. And you have to go, can I get the super mega special? And we'll give you a hug. That's how you. I'm not going to remember that. It's like a secret menu thing. Someone's going to come up and go, can I get the super mega special? And I'm going to go, yeah, sure. And you're going to not give them a hug and they're going to fucking hate you for life. They're going to go home
Starting point is 01:02:58 and write a Reddit post about me. Yeah, and probably call you the arsler. Probably. Or the ridiculous, which you hate that. It triggers you. And I'm sorry for saying it right here right now, but I just had to make sure the audience knew that it wasn't the other R word, redonculus, which is very cringe comparatively. Absolutely, absolutely. Bye, everyone. If you know myself and Ryan, you know that we just can't get enough Jack Skellington.
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