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Episode Date: February 25, 2026

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It's a cold and wet one today. And it is. If you look at Ryan's hoodie right now, you will see he is soaking wet. Clear evidence of precipitation. Now, if you remember, the meteorologist promised precipitation all through last week, but we only got one day of rain. It looks like it has bounced over into this week, leading to a very side. weekend as it is projected. Yeah, it is, uh, we just went outside for our, our pre podcast, uh, bangerang has nothing to do with the first word. I was trying to think of like a good

word to do like a trio of words. Bangarang's perfect. You could do, it could be a pangorang if you want alliteration. But, uh, we went outside. We, we, we like to get a little fresh air before the podcast and it's in the 50s and it is pouring down big old drops of, uh, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, outside. It is literally coming down. In fact, there's a severe thunderstorm warning right now, which we get maybe one of those every two years. But I haven't heard no thunder. I've heard no thunder. I don't know why I don't know why I'm getting these alerts on my phone left and right saying severe thunderstorm warning. They're promising me thunders. And I'm not hearing didly squat. I don't hear didley squat at all. It's weird because thunder always are like lightning and all that

always brings me to like this one specific memory and you know like a memory is not like an actual you know i get it's not a portal into the past it's like your perception of that like what you interpreted at the time and your brain fucks with a blah blah blah blah who cares but it reminds me this one time we were me and my mom were like i think going across the uh lake murray dam and it was raining it was like on my way to school or something and i remember we had that conversation of like oh the god's bowling you know that that type of thing so i always remember like god's bowling and like thinking about like going across the dam looking up at the sky while it was raining i love that i remember the same thing dude um i was i was in the car with your mom we're going

across the dam on lake murray uh no but i i i do remember being told that a thunder is is when god's bowling and that's a what a fun way to to make children feel less scared it really works I guess some, you know, angels are bowling in waters when... When God misses all... When he gets a gutter ball and he starts crying? When God splashes on the heaven's toilet seat. He's not... He's texting and he's not looking and he accidentally sprays a little on the seat

and it splashes back a little onto earth. Inconsiderate of the Lord. Yeah. Considering, you know, most people... Or I'd like to think most people lift the toilet seat, especially in a public restaurant. I mean, you saw Bruce Almighty. he has a lot of email to respond to.

That's true. That's true. A lot of people prank. Gmail. God mail. I know they had to have made that joke in the movie. It was called something, I bet. His email?

Yeah. Oh, I forgot. Yeah, they're actually like, God does have email. Remember, he's going super fast, and then he checks, and he's like, I've barely made a dent in answering all of these prayers. All those, all those prayers and the, uh, no. Gmail didn't exist back then, so... Dude, remember when Bruce used his god powers to make his wife horny as hell?

Yeah. I like to... You know, I like to think I got those powers as well. Not in a weird way. Okay. Just move on. Just drop it. Why are you focusing on this?

I'm not focusing. You're making it weird. I was just giving you space. No, it's fine. I was just giving you space to express yourself. Stop. Stop. Don't do that ever again.

Don't do. Don't ever let me express myself again, dude. You see where it leads? Oh, man. I've got myself in a big one this time. Every time you let me express myself, man. It ends the same way. Am I talking into the mic better?

You are talking to the mic better this episode. Not a single time have I noticed you speaking out of the mic. However, for some reason, this is what throws me off, is you speak into the mic, and I see the waveforms But on the mixer, or not the mixer, the audio interface, you see how when I'm talking into it, it lights up. It's green. Yours doesn't do it as much as mine. Mine doesn't do it as much as yours? Well, now it is.

Not to make you look stupid. Isn't life funny that way? Whenever you're like, dude, this never works. And all of a sudden it works, whatever it is that you're doing when you have to show it to someone. Yeah. I had an awkward moment of that recently where I was like trying to. show somebody something and I was like dude like you like look at this and then it did the exact thing I was saying it didn't do and then I was like well hold on hold on and then there

was like probably like 30 seconds of of like wait wait wait wait wait hold on never mind just forget about it I'll tell I'll have to take a video next time that happens and send it to you because it happens it usually happens all the time speaking to God I mean that's God just playing one of his classic god pranks. It's like, what did you do? I think he just likes to play jokes sometimes. He's prankster. Yeah.

Oops. The Lord, up in heaven, the Lord above, he likes to prank. He likes to pull goofs. Since the early days of Abraham, he's been a goofster, a prankster. A mischievous little goofball. Dude, that prank where he told Abraham to kill his son. And then at the last second, it's like, just get it, just get it, just get him! Like, he let him go all the way until, like, he had the knife fucking rinkethe.

about to be plunged down into his son. And he's like, no, no, no, no, stop. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. Stop, stop, stop. Dude. And, uh, well, I mean, it's, it's funny. He was, he was actually supposed to, it was actually just supposed to scare, um, there were children that made fun of a bald dude and God thought it would be funny to, like, scare them with a bear, but he, uh, he forgot the bears, you know, they're wild animals. They're not going to, they don't listen to man nor God, you know, they're just their own thing, their mother nature. Uh, the, the, the, the, the the bear ended up mauling all of the, the, you know, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

that made fun of the bald man. But, I mean, if it went to plan, they would have never made fun of that. I mean, I guess they still didn't make fun. Well, no, I mean, technically, like, you know, it's same goal. Rules, like, just rules alone and, like, black and white definitions of things. They never made fun of a bald man again. So technically, can you really say it was a failure of a prank? I guess technically not.

Why does that sound familiar? Was there a thing in the Bible where some kids made fun of a bald man? and a bear killed them. Mm-hmm. Okay, that's what I... Some, like, mother bear, I don't know. Honestly, some big bear. That's...

I think that's fair. Imagine how scary bears were back then. I feel like that should have been a lesson like moving forward for all of society. Like, hey, going bald, there's nothing to make fun of there, okay? But people still make fun of bald people. And I'm still scared of losing my hair

when that should not be the case. I'm sitting here stressed because kids didn't learn their lesson back in the day. The world didn't learn. learn their lesson from this. But some of the most, some of the most, know-worthy people are bald.

Sean Evans. Sean Evans. Anthony Fantano. Sean Mendez? What's his name? No, what's his name? He does the podcast and he wears sunglasses and doors all the time.

They're like circle sunglasses. He was on, no, he was on like a America's Got Talent for a big. Mandel. Yes, Howie Mandel. He was on Deal or no deal as well. Yeah, yeah.

I saw that Howie Mandel just had boy throb on his show to do a live music performance of their song finger. Howie Mandel, that young cat, he'll have anyone on, baby. And the interesting thing about the performance, I love the performance, but Howie Mandel the whole time, he's standing

like two feet behind them while they're performing, and he's just like this. I wish you could, like, hear an echo. Amazing. Wow. This is great. Oh, man. This is awesome. he has OCD

Yeah I heard Yeah They wrote the Retton Link wrote their song about him I think he's lying I don't think he has real OCD I think it's for attention I think it's for attention as well

And look he got it You know I briefly went to The same OCD Psychiatrist As Howie Mandel And I tried to get the So you paid for your diagnosis Is what you're saying

Is what you were saying Yeah No but I said Yeah I stopped seeing him Oh, he stopped seeing me because he's like, every time you sit down in this chair and start talking about OCD, what you start talking about is Howie Mandela. You start trying to get me to spill these secrets about him. I'm not going to do it. He's my friend.

And lover. Don't, don't you can't say, you can't tell anyone that. Yeah, he broke HIPAA. Sorry. Yeah, but Howie Mandel is very OCD and he's an inspiration to all of us that have OCD. He's a germaphobe, right? Ryan. Whoa.

Whoa, buddy. What's with the abelism there? I don't think there's any ableism there. No, there's like, there's OCD about germs. I mean, I think that there is a difference between like being a, being an uptight germaphobe and being OCD about germs. Obviously, there is a difference. Howie Mandel, I don't know which category he falls into.

I feel like a germaphobe would also just be like kind of a, just just one of the symptoms of having OCD. I know there's many forms, of course, but it's like, it just kind of makes sense. It's like, oh. Well, when you think about like with OCD, order habitual kind of like rotations of shit, needing things to kind of be as they were.

And you start, you know. In one form. It comes in many forms, of course. Yeah, I have Puro, which is the type of OCD that's, I gave your mom a Puro last night. Pure orgasm. Thank you. Thank you.

With your, with your D. You let her see your D and gave her a pure O. All two of them. What? My balls? Ball starts with B. Sorry, that was my bad.

Dude, I made her coming with my balls. Just my balls. You know, I, no, I, no, no, but I have pure O, which is a type of OCD

that's, that's not, based around any kind of like physical compulsion where like people that have germ-based OCD, they'll wash their hands 50 times. That's like a physical compulsion. I have the type that's all inside my little head. So my compulsions are mental loops. So you're crazy. Oh, yeah. That's what the C stands for in OCD. obsessively crazy disorder Obsessively crazy I mean it might as well The way like growing up with a

Like I had pretty crippling OCD Oh my God That's embarrassing More like Yeah go on Try to open up a little more Why don't you More like

Obsessive crack Disorder Voice crack More smoking crack I have both those disorders But One's more Of a superpower

Than a disorder I would say that smoking crack, people try to, you know, play it off as like a, that's a negative thing about you is that you're always smoking crack. It's like, no, actually, I see it as a superpower. How many people do you know that smoke crack, you know, that smokes crack and then like, owns a business, a YouTube channel? Yeah, guess what? It's called a high functioning crack addict. It's a thing. But I had pretty crippling OCD throughout middle school and high school.

Not anymore because I'm a, I'm a BAMP. And I kicked that shit to the curb with medication. but yeah it is kind of like an obsessively crazy disorder because it makes you feel like you're crazy it's like truly truly hell

for all those all those listeners or watchers out there with OCD y'all know what I'm talking about y'all got to they all just at the same time threw their hands up in the air collective high five for OCD

except for the germaphobe OCD people they're going ooh uh uh-uh air uh then uh then do air guitar yeah just sit there and uh you know fucking and if you don't if you don't do those uh that series of notes exactly perfectly your mom might might there's only a chance i mean it's still a chance

so you better do that same series of notes perfectly 36 times or else that's like that's what i love about oCD was i i did have actually no i did have some compulsions uh like i had this one where every single night before i turned the light off in my bedroom I had to sing the the like race over music from a Mario Card DS when you would beat the

level or else I thought that the next day it would go horribly like I'd have just horrible bad luck if I didn't go horrible I'm sure it did but if it did and I had sang the thing the night before I wouldn't connect that but sorry not the winning music it was the right before the race starts.

Mm. So guys out there, I hope that that manifests now as a new OCD thing for you. And you got to do that every time before you turn a light off. Or. It's very rotten of you to try to bestow that upon people. It's actually very selfish of you. You sit here and open up about your OCD only to try to instigate other people's bad, bad bad bad. That's how it works.

When you have OCD, if you can pawn it off to someone else, you don't have it. That's not how it works, actually. You're just, you're, you're, you're, you're better now. You've, you've, you're, you're, you're on your happy pills, as, as your best friend would say. Just go to ads. And if you don't watch these ads all the way through, something horrible might happen tomorrow. Or the next day. So you better watch them all the way through and support them.

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Do you guys want a million dollars? And then we're like, whoa! Dude, and then we're millionaires. I would love a million dollars. I would love to be a millionaire. Hey, what would you do for a million dollars? I think the question is what wouldn't one do for one million dollars? What wouldn't you do for a million dollars?

I wouldn't kill. Well, it depends. I'd kill at like a housefly probably, you know, definitely for a million. animal. Oh yeah. I'd got it. Oh yeah. Calling a house flying animal. Like yes, I guess technically it is part of the edible kingdom, but it just, it doesn't sound right to call a house flying animal. I'd go hunting for the first time for a million dollars. Well, that's brave, Ryan. That's really brave. I've never gone hunting before. I haven't either. And I don't have any plans to. It doesn't seem like something that I would enjoy. I don't want to shoot a gun and kill an innocent creature, you know. Not to sound fruity,

but I'd jump rope a thousand times for a million dollars. No, no, you crazy for that one. Come on, no way, no way. Let's see, what else? Oh, well, the question was, what wouldn't I do? Would you jump off of like a, I don't know, like a three-story building? And it's guaranteed you're not going to die. Okay.

But it is guaranteed you are going to break both your legs on landing for $1 million. Yes. Same. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. I've never broken a bone. So in my head, I'm like, you know what? First time for it?

Well, I, you know, it can't be that bad. Apparently, that's the worst. Yeah. What is, the femur? Yeah. Apparently, yeah. Breaking the femur is just the. It's a thick-ass bone.

And also, so it's probably, you know, my ankles or something hopefully snap instead. Are your tibula or fibula? Yeah. Are those the. Tibia. Right here in the shin area, right? There's the thick one and the thin one. Yeah, see, I didn't.

I never took one of those bone tests. I remember there were a lot of people that took a class where they were like had all the bones and they had to It was like a fill in the blank and it was you know aligned to every fucking bone I did that for muscles Oh I didn't have to do that for shit dude fuck you man Yeah honestly I don't think you're ever gonna break a bone the amount of milk you drink dude You have you've have you've and you've always been a milk lover right always okay then you're fine dude you're totally fine except I used to be on that 2% But now I've actually I actually need to stop drinking whole

Because it's so fucking But does that affect your Your bones? Because that's the amount of fat Is the amount of calcium the same? No, no, yeah, that doesn't affect I'm just saying, you know, as a I wasn't a milk purist.

Did you just say you have to stop drinking whole milk? I will not stop completely But at the rate that I do Mostly I have it with cereals or That's all right, dude. desserts and stuff. Don't, don't. Come on.

But it's, it's a lot of fat in there. It's a lot of fat content. President Trump and RFK just made whole milk legal again. They brought it back. They made it healthy. Yeah. So, guess what? You can drink it as much as you want, buddy.

Well, actually, it's raw milk. Didn't they have to, like, wasn't it, like, the raw milk shit failed, so they just had to go to whole milk? That was a, that was a theory. Because, out of, nowhere they had this sudden like whole milk campaign it's like America's back baby we're bringing back whole milk and it's like where did it go? It's the same exact argument as those uh dorks that at CI games that are like we're bringing games back baby. It's like they've been here. Milk whole milk like for me I'm like I've been

enjoying whole milk for years. So have other people. There have been times where it's out of stock. Nobody's been not drinking whole milk. It hasn't been canceled. I truly don't understand it. And then they'll post videos on like the White House Twitter level. It's like an AI video of RFK with like a milk mustache, sipping some whole milk on the dance floor dancing. And it's like, yeah, you thought the communists were going to take your whole milk? Nope, it's back. Was there a movement that was going to take away milk? I think it was like, am I missing something?

I think if I'm not mistaken, it was like whole milk wasn't served in schools. It was 2% milk for like school lunches. And now it's like, yeah, your children. could drink whole milk again. That's right. And I saw that's all it's about, it's about making our kids more unhealthy. That right there's the problem, Ryan. See, I, I, but I saw a theory that was like, because RFK was into the unpasteurized, like, raw milk thing, which you should not drink. And I, people were like, you know that, uh, this 100% was going to be a campaign for raw milk.

And in the last minute, their lawyers were like, yeah, we can't do this. So they just had to like switch it to. The whole milk. It is just, it is just like a strange, I hate when stuff is marketed where it's like, we're bringing it back. And it's like,

it's been here. We've, it hasn't gone away. But like they get this excitement and there's this like, well, it's also creating the whole thing. How was milk a culture war,

dude? Well, what's going on? Same thing is like pretending like, like liberals are against sexy women. Wait, liberals are what? Against sexy beautiful women. Oh, dude.

Did you see that epic whitehouse dot go? love post with the two fat blue-haired women. Yup. Oh, yeah. In their Prius? Uh-huh. Dude, Jeff Dunham would be proud.

He'd probably conceptualized the ad. Because it's a, it's a powder blue Prius. I'll just make a sure. It's a powder blue Prius, just like in that Jeff Dunham special. That's what he says. I didn't get time to read all the stickers, unfortunately, that they had on the back. I didn't either. I'm sure they were fun.

But it's like creating this fake thing where it's like, yeah, liberals, have been against whole milk and nope, not anymore. I wish I got the memo, you know. I know. As a California libel. I've been raving about milk. I didn't know that was a right wing dog whistle. Dude, I feel bad guys and we'd like to apologize.

As to California you know, lib tarts, we would like to apologize. Please let us back into the DSA. Our memberships have been revoked because we were out here, you know, rooting for whole milk. Back to almond milk for us. Soy milk for me. I'm not a big soy milkhead, if I got to be honest, dude.

It makes my tongue itchy every single time I drink it. And I don't know if that's... I hate being such a judgmental little bitch about, like, go to someone's place. I don't like berate them over it, of course. But like my friend back in South Carolina, I'll go and visit him and I'll open his fridge and he'll have like almond milk. Oh, I love almond milk. And like, for me, I'm like... but like that's the only milk he has so like milk that type of milk with cookies i need that

creamy like i think delicious yeah fatty but that that's the thing man no milk truly does cookies justice like whole milk no like it's truly in fact i had it last night i had some cookies of milk i had a mcdonald's cookie tote left over from a few days ago and uh i had about three or four cookies left in that bad boy and i had about that much whole milk left horizon and organic and I said, you know what? Frick it. Poured myself a glass of that and I, I broke the cookies up into pieces and with a spoon just, mm, you're getting my engines roared. Am I?

Am I? Yeah. Because I, I used to love the cookie toast, but now I'm a big proponent of just going to the store and getting some toll house and making a batch. Yeah. Just that, that taste of like toll house cookies, I'm sure, you know, you could make your own, I'm not gonna spend the time to make my own cookies i'm just gonna they're already pre-cut i just put them on the they're fine they're delicious to me toll house i don't know like chocolate chip yeah like like the chocolate chip

lovers just that that's me baby that taste of like right not right out of the oven of course but like leaving them sit but they're still warm and there's like this crisp crisp to them dude that's like nostalgia for me the last two times though i ordered a cookie tote from mcdonalds it was past midnight and when it arrived, it was clear that they had just made it the batch because you ordered it. I think that I probably made them have to fire up the... No, I, every now and then

when I used to order them late at night, the same exact thing would happen where either they... They're fresh. They would be just kind of roof temperature, so it's like, okay, they had a batch, or they're just like, oh my God, and sometimes they'd be like gooey.

Yeah, like, they barely cooked them. Like, they were, these ones were so fresh, like, I couldn't, I couldn't even pick it up without it, like, basically split in half. And... Woo! I said, yeah, y'all can make the argument, y'all can lie and say ice cream machine broke. Y'all can't lie and say cookie machine broke.

Nope. That's an oven. And I know that that's not broken. And I can sit there and say, no, it's not if you do say it's broken. And you'll have to just, I'm not going to move. You're going to have to call the police and the police are going to come and be like, wait, are you pretending the ice cream machines down? You're under oath right now. Are you lying under McDonald's employee oath?

Dude, every single McDonald's employee that's ever said ice cream machine broken, which has happened to me quite a bit, I would like to put their asses under oath in front of Congress, and I want them asked, point blank, have you ever said that the ice cream machine was broken when in fact it was working? How many times would you say you have made this error, as you put it? I might have done it once at Chick-fil-A when I worked there.

I gotta be honest. Here's the thing, dude. I, I, I, when it's, when it happens to me. What about the customers, man? When it happens to me, I get pissed off more than anything. Like, when, when, when I get McDonald's, ice commission's broken late at night. I'm like, I know it's not broken.

I know. It's penance for that one time you didn't give that one customer. That one customer ended up being some fucking witch or wizard. Went home and went, oh yeah. We'll see how you like it, Mr. Watson. 15 years from now For the rest of your life But dude

When I worked drive-thru Ice cream stuff was just the fucking Bane of my existence It sucks It sucks When it is a Because the thing about ice cream Like

Ice cream cones for example You can't make that They wouldn't let us make that Until like the customer's like Pretty much at the window So that's something that you have to like Keep in the back of your mind Because you have to hand

it to them because it's going to melt if you just, you know. So it's like, okay, so this person ordered three ice cream cones and a milkshake. Fuck. That's going to basically take me away from my duties in about three minutes. And I have to keep doing everything else that's urgent right now. But I have to remember to go make those in a second. And then I have to go make those and then jump back to my duties. And it's very confusing.

So I do understand it. But when it's really late at night and I'm like the only one in the drive through and they're like ice cream machine broke. I'm like, let me come inside and take a look at it. Show me, show me. Show me it's broken. You know, I used to work. I could fix it probably. I mean, the machines are the same.

Those soft serve machines, I know how they work, dude. I used to have to take them apart. And they have to know that, like, let's say some of them are open to like 3 to 4 a.m. or something like that. It's like you're shutting down the ice cream machine. You don't think someone's going to want late night ice cream past 1 a.m. Come on now. It's, come on. To clean the ice cream machine at the end of the shift, you have to disassemble it,

and it's a pain in the ass. And it's a whole thing. I hated doing it. You also have to do a specific, they have one of those, you know, like in the movies where they scan your eye. Yeah. They do that, except you have to do a whole McDonald's dance number. And it scans the moves to make sure that you have it correct. Really?

Yep. You have to do that before and after cleaning the machine. And they just don't want to do that. At the end of the shift. Because if you do it at the very end of the shift, you're tired. You're more likely to mess up the dance moves, not put as much, you know, effort into it. Where if it's like, we close in three hours, what if we just knock this out early? We can go home sooner.

We're going to nail the dance moves. Exactly. Yeah, you're there mentally. They're bloody mental with it. They're bloody mental, bro. Dude, they are bloody mental with it. Dude, imagine going to Europe. Dude!

I saw a tweet on Twitter that was just recommended on my timeline. No more water. What do you mean, Ryan? Look outside, dude. Water, water everywhere. But not a drop to drink because it's gross water. It's filtered through gross, smoggy bullshit. Would you go drink a full cup for a million dollars?

Yes, I would. Okay. Prove it. Do you have a million dollars? Only one way to find out. I love it. It's like that that that's, that's, that's a million dollars. It's more like would you do something for the chance of knowing that I have a million dollars that I might give you?

Dude, I mean, there's a whole song about that by the bare naked ladies. If I had a million dollars, if I had a million. But they weren't actually naked. No. Because that would be crass. No, they weren't naked. Don't worry. They were, um...

You know, I'm already in those protests trying to ban Sabrina Carpenter from our schools. It's disgusting You know, I was at a restaurant yesterday And they played Sabrina Carpenter And I walked out without paying my bill I walked out right then You know, they tried the cheer to one of her songs At my kids'

At my kids football game And I wrote a strongly worded letter And I got a few parents And we threatened a lot of teachers' jobs That's, I'm very proud of you That's great. Yep A lot of livelihoods could have been ruined

If you crossed me There's that in our vlog where we went and saw Epic Rap Battle as a History Live. There's just like that quick shot where it's like you on your phone like crouched down looking at the Sabrina Carpenter album cover where she's on her knees and you're like zooming in on it. Anyway, I saw this tweet randomly hit my timeline over the, uh, oh did it on Friday. And it's because we said fucking mental. It reminded me. Me and Rubber Ross used to get absolutely fucking mental with it. We used to be in those clubs absolutely shutting shit the fuck.

down. He would always have four to seven bombshell model girls in his section. I'd just be chilling in the back talking boss slash business shit with VIPs from Dubai and UAE. Felt like the bottles of Don Julio were endless. Miss you buddy. Let's get the band back together soon at Rubber Ninja. The world is ours to grab by the ass and fuck raw. My favorite quote of yours used to always tell me that. Chat soon. And then you responded. I did. And I texted that tweet to Ross as well. Did he like it? Did he give it a little heart? He said, what is this?

Who is this? And I said, oh, he just came on my timeline and made me laugh. And he didn't say anything back. Maybe it is an old friend of Ross's and Ross is trying to distance himself from that ass life. What if it's like some asshole that's been harassing Ross incessantly? Well, I'd feel bad. I think it's a Roblox YouTuber. Is it?

I think so. Did you do your deep dive? I mean, I looked at their profile. I think it's a Roblox YouTube. They like playing Roblox. Yeah. Well, so so does Ross. Ross.

Ross loves Roblox. Ross gave up the club scene. For Roblox. Well, the Roblox club scene. Yeah. And the Roblox club scene goes cray-crae. Apparently, from what I've heard. From the stories, Rubber Ross toll tolls.

The thing is, I don't, I'm going to sound so old when I say this. I don't think I fully understand. Like, I don't think I have a grasp of truly what Roblox is. Like, I see, I know what the characters are. And in my head, I think it's just these kind of like, almost like VR chat where it's like these chat rooms where you can change skins and do that stuff. But like, people are making full on games in this shit as well.

Yeah. So like there's some sort of, there's some depth to it that I guess. It's kind of like second life a little bit as well. But for children where it's like a bunch of different worlds you can go to and players can create worlds like games, whatever. and you know you can you could spawn in there and uh just do all sorts of shit and you can go to different themed ones with your friends and goof off and play different games and it's free to play right i think so so it's just kind of like it was just kind of what club penguin and all that type

of those types of games led to no no no no no no no because those were like social well i guess no because those were set up games and it's not like there was no user generating content. Right. Roblox is different where it's like a lot of user, like it thrives off of its user generated. Which is cool. Roblox is like a cool concept.

But my cousin was super into it growing up, I remember. He was also into telepathy, but just saying it's maybe it's someone's opinion that we shouldn't rely on too well. Okay, but I told you I saw him do it successfully in two different occasions. I know what you said, but at the same... He could not have been faking it. He set up these pieces of tinfoil on a table, like on the surface of the table. They were standing up. You could see the energy from his mind.

He literally went like that. He was going from his fingertips. There was like a string going from his fingertips of like energy. Okay, now you're just making fun of me and him. And that's me as well as a family member. So that's double insulting and I don't like what you're doing. I told you the real thing. Tinfoil on the table.

He goes, and about a second later it fell down. How? You can't explain it. Did he breathe heavy when he, uh, pushed it? You have to exert mental energy. Imagine. Holy shit. Dude, Obama, when he finds out there's aliens. They're real.

And then he has to go double down on, on Twitter. Oh, no, they're not. Also, I got to say, dude, I saw that clip of that podcast. Why did the fucking host of that podcast just not follow up on that? That made me so mad. Because he's a plant. He goes, now, aliens, are they real? They're real.

I haven't seen them. Hmm. What would you do for a million dollars? And I'm like, bro, why did you not follow up on that? It's kind of like, not in the same way. Just like,

it rings of the Nelk boys asking about Burger King to Netanyahu type of thing where it's just like, If you have the man there, at least ask, like, questions deserve it of, I guess, a response. Like, in that situation, it was, like, grill him on the facts. And in this situation, I think it's still, like, grill him on the facts. It's like, hey, what's going on there? But then he did, I mean, Obama does give away the facts on Twitter. He did an apology post where he did say, what I meant was that universe is so expanding

and whatever that the likelihood of alien life is is high, but we, but the, the chances of us ever making contact. I don't know. Maybe he, maybe he slipped up. Why do podcasters,

whenever they have someone political on, they always go, I'm not a political podcast. I'm here to make political figures seem likable. It's like, no, talk about some cool shit. He, uh, that's Brian Tyler something. And he,

uh, I haven't seen the clip. I, I just, I just saw, like I just heard about the clip through like Reddit and then I saw a through Reddit as well his response to it. He's one of those uh like left leaning commentators that's always wearing a suit for some reason and he has Obama on his podcast and is he epic. Is he epic? Well I mean he knows

Obama so yeah but does that's does he know the annoying orange no doesn't and you know maybe I could said he was epic before, but when he didn't follow up on the aliens thing, that. Also, here's what I got to say, dude. The way Obama said it, he was baiting. The way Obama said it, he didn't say, I think they could be real. Or like statistically, I mean, speaking. No, they're real. He goes, I just haven't seen them.

He goes, aliens, are they real? It goes, they're real. I just haven't seen them. That's like, that's very matter of fact. There's no area 51, no sort of facility where there be. being kept and if there is, I haven't seen it. Unless there's some sort of giant conspiracy that's keeping that from the president.

Well, that part felt a little sciopi to me. Because it's like, it's like he's trying to throw people off. It's like, what do you mean? Of course. I feel like aliens, like if the United States government knew about aliens, of course the president's not going to know about that. Because that's a, that's a job that cycles out every four years. You know, something that is as big as aliens, they would keep that like super, super, super secret to like,

probably honestly just like people like private private companies like Lockheed Martin they're the ones that know about that shit not even necessarily the government I just want to see a like a gray man

like a little gray alien I just want to know like I just want to know about like what star did they come from what's shit like on their planet what like what are they like there's just I want to learn about it it just seems so fucking cool

The coolest shit as a kid was going into Google images and typing in aliens and then just being like, because every single one of those pictures or videos you saw had like the same chance of being real to you. It's like, especially back that when you're young. No, wait, that could be. I mean, that could be, I don't know. Or the video where like a dude like set up a camera because he's like there's been an alien looking at my windows at night. And it's like in, it's like in his like living room at night and you see like the window. And you see like a gray alien just like peek in and then look at.

away and I'm like, oh my God! What? Scared the shit out of me. Or the ones where it's like the little almost like dead ones in a medical facility. Yeah, that's a... There's like a bunch of ones where there's, there's some with like, it looks like moving puppetry almost. There's one that's super realistic that people fell for for a really long time and the guy

ended up being like, no, it's a recreation of a real one I saw though. So he said that it was really well done though. There are some interesting. Alien body videos, I will say, that are like very, like, damn, that's very well done. There's a Russian one where they're like in the snow dead. And it's, there's a video about it. I've been meaning to, it's my watch later, but it's, uh. I didn't watch that podcast, but did they, was that just, was the alien thing just used as a stepping stone to,

was it just like used as an aside for when he was taught? talked about in the last episode and now I'm just connecting the dots because he's having that show that he's producing where it's like about the alien abduction or whatever. Like was it like any sort of like, oh man aliens, yeah, you're doing that show about the aliens. I mean, what do you think about aliens? No, I think it was

like, I think I read it was like the lightning round of the podcast. So he's like asking him questions like boom, boom, boom. So people like, that's why he didn't follow up. And I'm like, I don't care if it's the fucking lightning round, dude. If the former president says aliens are real, I'm not going to move on. Be

like, so a million dollars, what would you do for it? It's like, I'd be like, hold on, hold on, hold on, pause the lightning round. Okay, so that makes it seem a little more, a little bit. If this was the lightning round, because before, like, I thought this was like in the middle of like, no, no, no, I get it, but like, before I thought it was like, they're talking about something interesting and then he's like, okay, but then what would you do for a million dollars, Mr. President, like just out of the way? I didn't know it was like, yeah, it was like, yeah, it was lighting.

Okay, okay, okay. But still, it's, but, but I meant was. I said it's kind of scioppy, though, because. it's like, um, he's like, unless there's some huge conspiracy to keep this from the president of the United States. It's like, then he looks directly into the camera. And he winks. And I said, what, huh? I told you all this would happen.

Bitch. And then he had to go clear. Why did he have to go clarify on Twitter? I think he got in trouble. Someone went. The men in black went. They showed up at his front door. Tommy Lee Jones and.

Will Smith and Josh Brolin but that was just confusion they did a call for the character and Josh Brole They still let them Feelings were hurt but Josh Brolin did have to stand

kind of like out of view They still let him do it that time But it was It was kind of like a Well this is awkward I mean We can't both play agent Yeah

Okay And feelings were hurt And he went and guess who he told? He told his stepmother, Barbara Streisand. Wait, wait, you're like, guess who he told? In my heart of hearts, man, I knew that I was set up for it. And I'm like so fucking happy it was. She wasn't happy.

She wasn't happy about it. Is it ex-stepmother? Or his actual stepmother? Barbara Streisand is his stepmother still. Okay, okay, okay. And she was not happy. She goes, what? No, Josh, sweetie, slow down.

What did you say? I love her in Road Trip with Seth Rogen. Isn't that what the movie's called? Oh my God. Is that what it's called? I think, dude, I know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about. That is a movie that is just poofed from my memory.

It's called the Guilt Trip. Let me see. What an interesting... 2012. Dude, Barbara Streisand, like, in a recent Uncle Sleepover that is not out yet on Patreon, I don't think. There is a character that is playing a parody of Barbara Streisand when she acted in a movie. And you were like, oh yeah, that was Barbara Streisand in that movie, which I've seen.

And I was like, what? It was? Looked it up. It was. Has Barbara Streisand just been in a lot of comedy movies that I have just not realized was her? I'm going to be, like, for a lot of my life, Barbara Streisand was like just some sort of, like, might as well been like Bigfoot or Lockness Monster was just like some legend. I've only heard the name. I didn't know what she looked like honestly. Same.

Until I saw like the guilt trip trailer and it went Barbara Streisand. I was like, that's Barbara Streisand? But yeah, I mean, she's a very, I mean, I'd probably recognize her when I go back because like when you're a kid, you don't recognize people. Yeah. And when I saw Meet the, meet the parents and stuff as a kid. Yeah. Like I saw that and I didn't recognize. Exactly. You know how I found out who Barbara Streisand was? It was a flash animation. Um, um, and I saw, um, and I, um, called I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus. And it was a parody of I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, but it's about the dad being homosexual.

And one of the lyrics is, I finally understand. I finally understand his obsession with Streisand and why he's such a dedicated Liza Manelli fan. And I remember asking my mom to explain that. I'm like, what's with the Streisand? And my mom said, Barbara Streisand and Liza Manelli are both artists

that are favored by men in the gay community. And I said, oh. Well, I mean, Barbara Streisand did win an Oscar. Really? Not for acting. For a song. For a song in the original. What was that movie with Bradley Cooper as the country star?

Star is Born. It was the original of Star is born from like the 70s or something, 70s. Did she act in that as well? Probably. That makes sense. But I don't think it was. I think it was for the song, not for. Right.

Well, I don't know if she might have won another Oscar for that. I just know she won four a star as born. Because I know she did like a transition at some point kind of out of music to work in film. And she was like, I'm going to direct. And she was like super dedicated to it. Because I remember watching this old 60 Minutes interview about it with Mike Wallace. And he was interviewing her. And he was being a fucking dick to her.

It was crazy. Yeah. There's an interview where Mike Wallace is interviewing her. And he's just being so fucking mean. It's really, people should go look it up. It's really interesting. I was watching it. I'm like, what the fuck?

Is Barbara Streisand controversial? I don't think. Did she have some sort of like, has she? Because I don't know why I just like get, I don't get a, I don't have a read on. I don't think she's controversial. There's the striven effect. She's like a beloved. The Streisand effect is the biggest thing that I could think of.

And then where does that, that comes from, she didn't want something specifically. Yeah, basically like a journalist, uh, they, uh, like a, I think a photo of her like Malibu mansion got posted on something. Either it was published or it was listed on something and people had not like, there was no attention on it

but she was like, no, you don't post this picture of my thing and I think she drew attention. Or whatever but ultimately her efforts to hide it became a whole thing which made everyone know about it which is where the Streisand effect comes from.

I have this earworm and I can't even remember what it's from, but it's from like when we were in middle school or maybe even early early high school. It's like a song where it just goes, Barbara Streisand, and then it just drops a beat, and I can't remember what it would be. That sounds familiar. Barberstrysan, I don't know what the beat would be. I'm going to look it up, look it up. Song that says, I didn't know any Barbara Streisand songs until like last year actually. I randomly like Spotify shuffled this song called The Way We Were

and I listened to it so many times on loop because it's so, the bass line's so fucking funky. The song that says Barbara Streisand is the 2010 dance pop hit Barbara Streisand by the DJ duo Duck Sauce. That sounds like some 2010 shit. A track and Armand Van Helden. Okay.

Are the DJs. Okay. All right. Now we know. Oh, fuck. This hasn't been... Go to ads, Luke! It hasn't been rotating!

It was a border to keep the whites in, apparently. Yeah, dude, I keep telling you, that's not a real thing. He's wanting to get people from... He's like, yo, I don't want... I don't want the dirty countries. I want countries with rich white people. He's trying to make it a white ethno state. It's true.

I mean, you'll love it. Is he really? That's Project 2026, baby. They renamed it so that when you search it, you can no longer find it. They're like, yeah, they were on to us, not anymore. Imagine that one's like, genius. Oh, fuck! Change you, change it!

2027, yes! Project X starring Dax Flame. Dude, I never saw it. I saw it in theaters, baby. I wanted to, because that came out around the time where I was like, I was like a young teen boy And I was like no way Like I want to see a movie that's like this about like parties

It goes crazy dude Yeah but it gets wild Too inappropriate for me to see Fire Explosions What really Um I don't

Was it rated R? I think it was I never saw it because I think it was a little too risque from me And it's shot like Like handheld style right It's a It's a fun content movie.

But isn't it not very good? When I saw it, I got the vibe that it was just kind of like, I didn't enjoy it. I mean, it was like, I didn't enjoy it as like an art piece. It was like a crazy, like, oh my God,

this is crazy. I'm a young kid seeing Project X and this is how parties can get. Holy balls. This probably came out when I was in high school. For sure. Maybe. What was the most,

what's the most like, inappropriate movie you ever saw in theaters to this day I think for me probably Wolf of Wall Street is up there that's up there but just because of the way it was it's the uh

oddly enough it's weird I saw Wolf of Wall Street the first time with my dad and stepmom yeah that's awkward that's awkward I have a history of seeing some of like the most awkward like just with my dad and my stepmom again it was watchman with the big old sex scene they had up in the blue penis.

Yep. The blue penis was fine for me. It was they, it was Zach Snyder's in insistence to have a specific sex scene take up like minutes. And it was slow motion and it's just Malin Ackerman. And then what's his name? The actor who plays the Batman, except it's Owlman. He's an owl.

Pretty cool, right? Honestly, I never saw Watchman. I was wanted to, but like, when a sex scene goes on a little too long, it's always like, it's like, oh, it's an artistic choice. It's like, this is like just low-tier porn now. Marty Supreme.

Woo! That's right off the bat. Oh, yeah, yeah. And I was just like, I was like, oh, okay. It wasn't so like It was graphic I mean it was focused on faces Because when I think of graphic

I almost think of like imagery Right right right like you weren't seeing You weren't seeing any But you were it was like You know You knew what was going on You knew what's going on You can see what was going on

And that one I just remember sitting there thinking And I'm like Man It's been going on for quite a Quite a minute already As much as I love some freaky sex I love a movie that starts with a good nut bust, you know?

You and I need to, you know, like, oh, yeah, so Matt and Ryan from Super Mega? Oh, yeah, those guys, you remember them? Yeah, yeah, so they're actually making a movie. And it's all the fuss. It's all the buzz these days. People go to see it. It's a comedy movie, but it starts. What they don't realize, they all sit down, they're ready for some laughs.

It starts with just a fucking graphic sex scene that goes on for like 10 minutes straight. We just shoot like a porn. Essentially. Because there have been movies that have been released that didn't do sim. simulated sex. They've included real sex. Dude, I don't know if any, I'm sure there's been some movies released in like main theaters, but mostly those are like independent films typically. Yeah.

The ones that are like famous. Where it's like, yeah, they were actually having sex in that scene. Chloe, uh, Savigny. How do you say your name? You know what I'm talking about? Mm-mm. Actress. You 100% would know her if you saw her.

She played the mom recently. She played the mom and the, she played Kitty Menendez and the Menendez brothers. show. Chloe, her name is spelled weird. Her. Yes. Yes. She sucked a weener in a scene. Short bus? Not short bus. Because that's like, that's the one that's always reference.

It's like the watch Mojo's top top 10 movies that have real sex. I remember looking up on Wikipedia when I was like 13. I looked at a page that was like movies that show unsimulated sexual intercourse. and I remember Shortbus was on there. But that's not the movie that she did. No, no. She did a movie where it was like her ex-boyfriend was directing it and starring as the main character. And she sucks his pee-p in it.

Which to me is a little like, whenever it's like a director that is like... An ex-boyfriend? I think so. As in they were dating at the time, but then after this whole thing they were actually like... I might be wrong. But regardless... She's in a relationship. She was like, yeah, I'm just going to another day of shooting.

Oh, yeah. Honey, you have a great day. What are you shooting today? Um, remember my ex? Yeah? Oh, yeah. What about him? That guy?

He's an asshole. He's always trying to, you know, pull some kind of stones to get back with. He's always texting you late at night and he knows that you and I are together. Yeah, so, I mean, it's just a scene with him. What? No, he's directing it, too, and don't worry, it's good. It's a closed set, so, like, yeah, it's fine. It's just going to be me and him.

I've been, like, smash cut to, like, him in the theater, like, baby, I'm so excited to see your big performance. Oh! Oh, I would be. You see the bird, like it's an establishing shot outside of the movie theater. His scream sends a flock of birds fluttering out. Like, oh my God, the class. And then like it zooms out more until you see Earth. Yeah, but it's always, you always got to be wary of the dudes that are like, yeah, I'm a director.

And, yeah, I wrote this movie and I'm going to also star as the main character. and I get my dick sucked in this scene and also it's real it's gonna be real like the actors but like it needs to be real but it's artistic it needs to be real because respect people need to respect it as art

mm-hmm why won't people respect it as art if it's simulating I mean most things are similar like they don't actually blow like they don't actually kill people in movies and shoot them in the head could someone else have played the character

to get the real dick suck no no no no I mean this is like a roll up we can make a very realistic looking penis so they don't have to suck That's fake. Yeah, but no one would be able to tell. It's not art. That's literally like the conversation.

Same with the guys. It's like a photographer. Yeah, I was about to say the guys that photograph like naked women, but it's like, yeah, no, these are just like, it's art. You know? Let's go out into a grassy field. Go ahead and stick your top off. I'll take some pictures.

No, I'm not horny or anything. This is just for art. There's that one famous photographer who actually like gets his dick suck. in shit and takes pictures of it. And he's done like photo shoots with like Miley Cyrus and stuff. Oh. It's this weird bald dude with thick frame glasses. I don't know his name.

No. Hold, let me see if I could figure out what his name was. Yeah, like they did, the guys that they used the ploy of like art to get, uh, to get laid. That's, it's very, he was a famous photographer. Let me see if this is him. Yep, that's him. Dude, he looks kind of like Mark Marin. Moby.

It's Terry Richardson. And he's done like a bunch of like celebrity photography stuff. But like he's just, watch this. Now let me type in the word Terry Richardson. Penis. Nude. What the f? You eat my ass in this picture.

It's artistic. Come on, come on. Just like, just, but like he does celebrity. like photo shoots and stuff. I mean, I don't know anymore. I don't know if there's been some sort of controversy or whatever. I mean, I guess as long as the,

you know, other parties can sense, you know, they know what they're getting into. It's just... A life of a photographer. Right. I mean,

being a photographer's nuts, man. I mean, like, one day I'm taking pictures of fucking daisies. The next picture, I'm, you know, I get my fucking dick sucks. I'm 69ing while standing up. Woo!

Get my ass eight. Get my ass eight. By a celebrity. Oh, yeah. Dude, would you ever let a celebrity eat your eyes? They'd have to ask nicely and say, please, and thank you. But the thing is, I couldn't get a promise beforehand that they'd say thank you after the fact. So it would be hard for me to trust.

Yeah, that's tricky. You know, that's tough. So I'm leaning towards no. Would you, okay, back to the million dollar question. For a million dollars, yeah. Dude, would you get rammed for a million dollars? 100%. That's like that fucking.

I saw recently... Would you get your dick sucked for a million dollars? It was literally like... It'll be the best dick sucking ever. But at the end of it, you'll get a million dollars. Dude, after you bust the best nut you've ever busted, you get a million dollars. Think about that. Like, what are you going to do?

I saw the official kick X account posted dinner with Asman gold or $500,000. That's a tough one for me. I think most people would choose $500,000. No. No, right. but Asman Gold would give you the knowledge at that dinner to make a lot more than 500,000 dollars. You could put any streamer's name there, and I think it would be a disservice to the person who made the deal if they chose a dinner with an internet celebrity rather than taking $500,000, unless they're already rich. Legitimately, dude, it could be, that dinner could be with the celebrity I admire the most than I am the biggest diehard fan of.

I'm taking that 500. That $500,000, 100%. Like I get like, you know, it's a once in a lifetime meeting a director or actor that you've always kind of like you've always seen and you've... That's probably going to be awkward. Yeah, at the same time... I'd be like, hey, they don't care about me, you know. They're probably some obligation this for a contest. It's awkward.

They're like, oh. And, you know, even the rules and genies say you can't force people to fall in love. So there's not like a situation where they can like be forced to like you for this. Maybe, maybe, you know, I think a lot of people think that they'd be like, I'm going to be charismatic enough though, where they're, They're going to enjoy dinner with me so much that we're going to stay in touch. That's what I love. There's always, you know that there's always this feeling of people that try to, in their heads, they're like, I'm going to be a personality with them.

Because, like, I did the, like, I kind of did the same when I was younger. I'd look at, like, kids that got roles in movies. Like, I talked about it one time with, like, the guy who hot wires cars and holes. As a kid, I was jealous that he got that role. even though I never even, you know, in my wildest dreams even started the process of even planning to be a child actor or anything. But I'm like, that would have been fun to be in holes. How come he got the role? That's not fair.

I bet you if I got to audition, maybe I would have had the chance to be in holes. But they're like shit like that where you're like slightly jealous, I guess. Yeah. Dinner with Jesus Christ or $500,000. $500,000. Really? Because it's, it's, it's, it's, it's gonna be zombie Jesus. No, legitimately though, if there was a way where they could bring him back.

And it's like, like, it's like, you actually are going to have dinner with the real Jesus Christ. That's the only one maybe I would, I would take just because, I mean, it's Jesus. I, you'd be able to test the whole miracle shit. Be like, Jesus. I bring my own, I bring my own wine. Turn into water. It doesn't work that way. It's only water into wine.

Dinda, you read the bite. I just thought, you know, if you're so all powerful, you could reverse it. Well, also, I mean... And it's better for me if I drank water than wine, so... Hey, not from me. Honestly, dude, the, uh... The first test of if Jesus was, like, real, like, actually could do miracles. You sit down to that dinner.

Is he going to be able to speak English with you? Because the real Jesus would know all languages, even though English didn't exist back then. Yeah. I mean, he probably doesn't open his mouth. He probably talks to you like and then he'll just have like, hello, Matt's how the aliens talk. Echo, like yeah, it'll be like telepath. Yeah. Is that what it is?

Telepathy. Telepathic. Man, earlier in the podcast when you made the telepathy thing and I talked about moving things with your mind, I was confusing it with telekinesis. But you said telepathy and I just, I'm, people probably were screaming in. It was still, I think they, I think visually they is still funny, you know. Fuck. Can we just delete this episode? No, I mean, we could, but I don't...

We've already recorded so much, you know? Oh, my God. People, you know... Sorry, I looked at the cloud. Usually, like, I don't know. I thought it was a little earlier. But we did take, like, a five... Ten?

We took, like, a ten-minute break to say hi to Luke. Yeah. Because Luke's a sweet, sweet boy. Using telepathy. Here's a picture of not Luke. Yep. He has to use a real picture of himself. Now, here's a...

Now, here's a... Now, here's a picture. picture of Luke, except he color corrected it. So the whole thing is just a red block. Hackers, try to undo that one. You know, Luke says he doesn't like us asking to, you know, put pictures of them. So here's a picture of Luke that I drew. Isn't that what it's all about at the end of the day?

And you know what else it's all about? It's all about the names on screen right now. The very kind people. Well, some of these people are kind. Some of these people are a little on the selfish side. Yeah. We've categorized them between just good-natured savants and then heartless attention seekers. Yeah.

The ones on the smaller. list with the green, those people are the type that would, you know, try to tell women, you know, I'm a photographer, you know, just the Terry Richardson's of the world. Exactly. And the ones up top, those are, those are like the good ones, the Tarantinos of the world. But those are our lovely podcast producers and executive producers. And if you want to join that list, you get stickers in the mail every month and get your name in every episode of the super mega show just like that you can go to our patreon and also get an extra chunk of every episode of this

podcast every week and get the episode early and ad free and maybe even binge watch uncle sleepover oh yeah you get extra shows where we talk over talk over movies and stuff matt and i will sit down as as as as two uncles do and we've talked over recently we've talked over holes which has been a long time coming we've recorded holes like twice and failed it and we also have date movie which is very recent as well. Yeah, and that one might not be out by the time this comes out. Spoiler alert. But that'll be episode 23, which means there's 23 whole movies.

You should have watched the number 23 with Jim Carrey for the 23rd episode of Uncle Sleepover. Okay, I'm going to go make a fuss about it. Straight to Luke and you're going to get a year full too. Luke had nothing to do with it. I need someone to direct my anger at. Do it to him. Okay. Not me.

Luke, I'm coming your way. Right now. You know? Just end the episode. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, I know. Just end the episode.