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Episode Date: January 28, 2026

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Visit medcan.com slash moments to get started. Yeah, fuck, yeah. You got to look good. You got to look good for the podcast. You got to do, did you do your stretches this morning? What I do them now? I'm talking about your brain stretches. Zip.

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This is why we're doing it. Zip, zap. Zip, zap, Zop, zip, Zop, zip, Zop. No, no. You got it. You got messed up, bro. Okay, Luke. Zip.

Luke, that was, that was the worst out of all of us. Genuinely. That was even a little late. Do you know how to play it? Let's just get the, yeah. Just roll the credits. I'm like a bird. I want to, we can't begin with that.

We've done it too much. Why? I mean, we've done it. So, I started with a song? It's an earbug. No, I feel like we've started with that. I've started by singing that song so many times. Who's that song by?

Steve McQueen. That's right. You're always, you're always singing that one. Oh yeah. I'm like a bird. I want to fly away. That's one of those songs that's like one of the,

I've said this before, but there's like a Ryan McGee ultimate, like greatest hits. Yeah, greatest hits. There's that. There's the, oh yeah, wait a minute, Mr. Postman. Can we get much higher? That one.

There's so many, dude, that you have, you have like probably six to ten on a heavy rotation. Well, you don't usually sing that one on camera. No, no. It is a great John Lennon song, though. The woman one? Yes. Yeah, that's a great John Lennon song. But welcome, everybody.

Welcome back to Super Mega Show. This is episode, believe it or not, 98. I know we're here to just kind of create normal. for you on your drive to work, drive to school, drive from work, drive from school, drive to a protest, drive to the doctors, maybe, or maybe you're sitting in your car in the garage. Otherwise, you need to stop, at least open up the garage first. It's very dangerous. Do you ever, sometimes when I get home and I shut the garage door, I don't know if you do the same thing as me, but like sometimes after driving home, I'll just like turn off.

my car and then I'll just kind of like sit and scroll on my phone for a minute before I get out. Sometimes I just get really distracted and sometimes I'll pull up, look at my phone and I'll actually sit there on my phone scrolling for like 10 to 20 minutes before I get out of the car sometimes. For me, I think I'm the opposite side of the coin. It's like as soon as my car turns off, that door is probably already halfway open. Like I'm just like I'm because I have to deal with a little more traffic than you. So I think by the time I get home, I'm just like, I've had it. I'm ready to be inside. And by the time you get home, maybe it's like, maybe it's like, you know, I get the alone time that I need in my drives to and fro. You don't get as much as I do. So maybe you're

pining for a little more kind of like decompression. And my girlfriend's watching this. She's going to go. Well, she has you building the fucking 10th Dobby Lego. It's the same statue of Dobby. I know. And I love it, by the way. I love building the Dobby Lego sets. And Ryan's laughter is he's laughing because he just remembered something funny, not because he thinks that this situation's funny.

But I think my brain is just like, it just needs to open me. It's like the second I pull in, it's like, Stimulus now! Yeah. So I just whip out my phone and scroll. You get that TikTok. But the thing is, sometimes I'll just leave my car on because I'll have music playing

and then I'll realize like I've been sitting here with the garage door shut for 10 minutes with my car running. How long is it? I wonder how long it takes with like a modern car because I have a Honda Civic. Let's myth bust it. Okay.

I'll go sit in my car and once I pass out you can pull me out so I won't die. When you start to feel whatever, give me a call because then I'll come over Because then we know it works and then we can film the like, this is hell, you know? Okay. So actually when I get home today, I'll pull into the garage.

I'll test it out. The gay Raj. Indian dude named Raj who's gay. Right? You like that? That's a new character. Gay Raj is garage. Like he has like an auto shop.

Gay Raj is gay Raj. Dude, why don't, why aren't we the masters of the universe? This would be a popular business in the United States if we were masters of the universe and could decide everything. This honestly could, like, damn, dude, 20 years ago, this would have been a fucking hit on Comedy Central. Gay Raj. Maybe even have, maybe it's a puppet thing, you know?

Even better, dude, that would have been a huge hit on Comedy Central. Like a fucking puppet of an Indian dude named Raj who's gay. And he works at a great... I mean, we could have special guests. Like, all the special guests would get puppets to their likeness. We could have Tim Allen on. Oh my God. And they like come into the auto shop to get their car fixed.

That's a, we might have a billion dollar idea right here. Um, I call voicing gay Raj. I think we could talk about that, right? Maybe, maybe, maybe there's no need to jump to casting just yet, right? Maybe I could, I mean, I think you haven't even heard my impression yet. My impression of a gay Indian man's pretty good, Ryan. So, okay, here we go. Three, two.

guys today I'm going to be doing a really good impression actually but Luke's impression of a gay Indian guys even better so Luke take it away he threw something smar me up didn't he he probably did I probably did not include a video of him doing an impression of that I would not imagine so I'd really hope not honestly because that would look bad on us like we find out after it's the podcast has gone out like we're getting blowback and we're like why are people

wait what's going on look like the point of the joke was that it would be way too absurd and racist for you to actually do it. But you did it anyway? Fuck! But Luke, I got to say, despite all the flak we're getting, you did a great job. It's a really, actually, really impressive impression. An impressive impression. Like M&M bars, maybe.

Bars? Bars. Like Mars bars. Yeah. Just like Mars bars. Dude, when they, when I take a bite into a Mars bar, Have you ever even seen a Mars bar? I didn't mean to say that so aggressively. Of course.

Dude, have you, do you not remember your first time biting into a Mars bar and all of that chocolate and marshmallow and do you know what's in it? No. I've never had a Mars bar. How does everybody know like what a Mars bar? Like everybody knows about Mars bars. But I've never seen a commercial or anything either. I've never seen one at the gas station. I've never seen one at the candy shop.

The lad who likes Mars and bars You know, there's no commercials like that for Mars bars And considering Mars Candy Company is like You know, one of the, if not the biggest fucking player in the candy game Like, besides Willy Wonka Well, Charlie now.

I'm pretty sure Mars owns Willy Wonka. I don't think Charlie took his last name. No, they did one of those things where they hyphenated. Like Charlie Wonka. Charlie dash Willie Wonka. Yeah. Charlie and Willy Wonka.

They actually just hyphenated full names, not just the last name. I just, you know, it would have been great to see Charlie be the leader of the Willy Wonka company, but I just, the engineers didn't think about, you know, the glass elevator hitting the ceiling of the building. It just kind of all shattered and really odd engineering decision. I mean, the whole place is magical. I mean, I guess. There were some, some of the engineering failures were, you know, I think it was a misunderstanding. It was supposed to be a glass ceiling.

Yes. The elevator was not supposed to be out of glass. Symbolic. Right. It was supposed to be like a, but they made the elevator out of glass. And when it hit the ceiling, just shattering, Charlie came falling back down. Tumbling down. And the same outcome is Humpty Dumpty.

Well, the thing is Charlie came tumbling down and, uh, and Willie came tumbling after. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I don't. the grandfather, I don't know what happened to the grandfather. He just, he didn't even land any. I don't know where he found him. He actually kept going up apparently. He was stuck on a broken piece that did keep going up.

Yeah. Just defied physics, honestly. Dude, I don't understand how there's people out there that, they get furious at you and I for, you know, they say, this podcast, this is bullshit. It's just unrelatable bit after unrelatable bit. And I say, what I say to you is, you lose, good day, sir. Yeah, I say, ever heard of a niche sweetheart? Because, you know, we're not big, you know, we're a niche now. Nitch, it's niche, by the way.

Nitch. Nitch. Nitch. Yeah. It's not niche. Niche is a pastry. It's a pie. Sorry, it reminded me of Mitch, who we owe a lot of money to.

No, we don't. Cut that out, of course. again another unrelatable bit this podcast has always been bits that's the thing for example remember this bit back from 2017 do you think I could

you know just get laid through my laugh like like if I ordered a hooker and then I'm like sorry I don't have my money and then I was like but I have this and then I went then she'd be like oh my god no need and then she'd leave

no she wouldn't leave Her pimp would come up and be like, Yo, what the fuck? And then he'd be like, Oh! And then he'd be like, damn, okay, we're straight. And then he'd leave.

Luke, you're going to have to go listen to a podcast from 2017. I'll find the clip it Zaddi to you, Luke. Or even this banger from 2016. Skins? Yeah, skins. It's such a bad show, by the way. Yeah, oh, it really is. I've seen a few episodes.

It sucks. But you see boobs in the British version. Dude, boobs make it good. I love boobs. Yeah, dude. Boobes are nice. Boobes are great, man. Show us your boobs at our live show.

Dude. You felt my boobs before. They have a nice, like, jiggle. You let me shut my eyes and feel your boob. I said, I'm going to shut my eyes and feel it and see if I can imagine it's a woman. Ryan is shutting his eyes. The feeling is tit right now. I was.

Can I try? Yeah. Hold on. I need to get it loose. Let me be relaxed. All right. Ready? Yeah.

It's like a jellyfish? I guess. Yeah. Have you touched a jellyfish before? Oh yeah, many times. Have you been stung? Yes.

You know what they say? If you get stung by a jellyfish, you're gay. That is what they say. Yeah, that's good. That's good stuff, right? You know, this could be one of the episodes, you know, like in a sitcom, except, you know, this podcast, it's one of the episodes where we keep

rewind, it's like, oh my God, this reminds me of the one time we went to that protest and talked about it on the podcast. And no, not family guy, but just, you know, in old sitcoms, Whenever it would come to an end or a season, a season would end or maybe even the whole series, they would go back and take you through all the wonderful little times. The Fresh Prince did it, for example. Friends did it. Malcolm in the Middle did it.

They have several episodes. Actually, the episode's literally titled Clip Show where, but I really like how Malcolm in the Middle did it because they do it where it's like weaved in with a story. Another subplot that's not just them reminiscing. Right. And it's great. And maybe, I mean, if people wanted it, we could do a clip show episode. I mean, we're almost at episode 100.

100 is the real petroleum jelly story and the underwater pyramid, which we got to, should we do illustrate? Did we promise that we would have illustrations to go along with the story? Here's what I'm really worried about is, I feel like we've probably made some promises about what's going to be in the 100th episode. But we've done that spread out over 100 episodes. like little promises here and there. And the fans, they remember these things. They'll remind us what we promised. What did we promise for episode 100?

And no fibbing. Don't fib. Don't gaslight us. We need to know because the last thing that Ryan and I want to do is fail to deliver on a promise that we made. And if we did that, that would legitimately be the first time we've ever done that as a channel. And we can't do that to you guys. So we get, I mean, we get a little excited and over ambitious sometimes. with release schedules for sure, for sure.

We're so excited to get something out. I mean, we're so excited and we just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control and I think I like it. We have a lot of stuff actually. The age old, we actually have a lot of stuff that we're working on. Literally after talking about being like over-ambitious with announcing things. And actually, we have a lot of stuff. But we actually do.

That's the... See, this is the trap we always... get into is like we do have some crazy fucking high quality shit. I think one of the big problems, and we've discussed this on, I can't remember if it was the public stream or the members only stream. Hey, y'all should come by our streams every now and then. It's a good time. It's very good time. We were talking about how some sketches are quick, you know, to kind of film or whatever, like think of some certain green screen sketches and whatnot. And then there are other sketches, like one that we've been working on since before

we left for the holidays and we're still we still have another filming day if everything works out tomorrow one final filming day for it yeah um and the thing that i guess sucks about youtube is i guess i guess for me in in a way is that we are putting a lot of we're putting a little bit more of a budget into it than we should have um which i'm glad you know we're doing but at the same time it's a a lot of a lot of uh props not a lot of prop but like uh the set the set is a practical set that was built from the ground up for this sketch particularly from the ground up no pun intended hey you'll have to see what that means it's taken a lot of time i'm going to be proud of it but what i was going to say is the thing that that sucks is that all of this work gets put into this thing

that will have its heyday of three days get its views and then you know it's it's it's done. What's next? You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. And also. I'm excited for it to come out.

Oh, dude, I'm so stoked. This one's pretty crazy. And, you know, there's also obviously, like, 20-25, a big problem, you know, was, if I can be candid for a moment. I mean, I definitely bottlenecked things a lot personally just because I would get to a I would take too much on and then bogg myself down with like details where it would bottleneck production schedule and things would get held up. So this year we're trying to kind of outsource more of the process. Because also there's just like we've always kind of been like quality over quantity.

We've done a bit of quality creeping where it's like I don't know. it's like when I have like an idea for something in my head it's like I could see how I want it to be and sometimes it's like instead of telling someone how to do it and passing it off it's like well

it just be easier because I already know how I want it so like just do it do it ourselves and then we end up working on other things and then it gets push back because we you know it's like if it was just editing and making sketches that was our only thing then it's like yeah

It would make maybe a little more sense, but it's like there's so many other things to do that then end up getting in the way that then things just start stacking up. And then so we're trying to change that so we can actually get things out. Outsourcing stuff to people where we can still give it its super mega touch, but we're not having to do the like looking through all the footage, editing it down completely. We're still like we're still doing that with a lot of our videos, just some of the more high. production ones like this sketch that we were talking about earlier that right now

is in another editor's hand and then we're going to receive it and then put its final little touches and polish it and all the fun stuff we do have the thing is we you know let's just blatantly we do have

some sketches in the works they one is higher production is still not done filming one another is a lot of fucking footage to comb through it's like one of those cases of you can ever have too much footage

and you can't but it was four separate shooting days yeah and uh all mostly improv type stuff so it's like a bunch of takes of the same scenario I mean we this one we had like a not like an exact strict script but we had like a

outline And then when we shot it, I mean, it's just like going through so many different takes for different parts. And not only that, it's also this specific sketch. This is a separate one from the one Ryan was talking about the one that we're still shooting. This one, we shot towards the end of the last year. and the style of this one is like very heavily narrative and editing intensive. And it's not like a quick like two minute dialogue sketch. I would say this is more akin to like the Surfer documentary sketch we did.

Where it's like, yes, where the higher budget sketch, not the one that you're talking about, the higher budget sketch has a lot kind of, it has a lot more pre-production and a lot more going into it. in terms of the time spent like the man power in terms of like actually getting people on set and like having everyone doing their job, blah, blah, blah, blah. This other sketch that you're talking about is kind of like the opposite side of the coin where we essentially afforded ours. We got a set and we just had a playground to have fun in with this idea. We didn't have a real playground to have fun, unfortunately.

But it was like a playground because we just, I mean, in all of those filming days, I remember, we started at a decent, time and they would always go to like midnight to 3 a.m. because it's like we're really stretching the film time. I think that's how it always goes with shoots though. Like honestly, uh, and a cave. I mean, here, just so people have a reference point looking back, you're like, what sketches are they talking about?

They can figure it out in the future. We'll give one word for each sketch. Blue and cave. So blue and cave. Yeah, I don't think the like spoiling of like a general idea is. I just don't want to give away certain aspect The general concept, I guess.

So, blue. Cave and blue. And cave. But, yeah. I mean, it doesn't like, honestly, I just like, with film production, it always seems like no matter how much you plan and, like, block things out,

it tends to always stretch past that just because there's always variables that end up changing. There's little, things where it'll be like, oh, you're getting this shot and then Tucker will be eyeing it and go, but what if we did this lens instead? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it's like stuff like that.

What if we tried this? Yeah, and which I love that being part of the creative process when we're on set. I love the, I love like the room to experiment and try different things because it'll be collaborative nature. Yeah, it'll be really fun when you and me and Tucker are on set shooting and we're doing something and then one of us is just like, wait, I have an idea. What if we tried this and then we try some other stuff out? It's really, it's such a creatively fulfilling process.

However, in terms of editors, if anyone listening right now thinks that they're a fucking banger editor and could fit our style of editing, specifically for stuff like mail video, like that type of editing, hit us up at spam at funnybrothers.com, include a portfolio. Like a real or something. Yeah. Not a reel from Instagram. Like, look this funny me. I guess it could be a real on Instagram, but like a...

If you did it. Like a demo reel. Yeah, send us a portfolio. If you've done it in the past, if you've emailed us in the past and we never got back, it's possible that we just missed it. So feel free to try again. Because if at first you don't succeed... Do or do not. Here's some ads.

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To cap off that discussion that we just got done with, though, I don't want to give a super mega promise or a Ryan McGee promise, but I do, I want to say in February you will be getting one of Cave or Blue. One of those will come out as well. I want to update people because people love getting updated and we tend to try to be secretive and that bites that bites us in the ass I feel like a lot because then it leaves a lot up to interpretation of people to fill in kind of like what we might mean which you know we do to ourselves sometimes well it takes us a long like we I don't know sometimes like we're scared to share production stuff like even on patreon just because a

we're dumb because we're like we don't want to spoil it but also be it's like we're scared of if it takes too long to come out which it does a lot of the time it looks worse and people get more mad at us for it but it's like honestly I feel like we should just be sharing the stuff on Patreon regardless or just with everybody or just yeah just like for example

I know we've been talking about Animal Crossing for a while of like kind of like doing another series or whatnot and that is still something that we are actively pursuing. We've just had, we've actually recorded two, so far, two episode ones that will not see the light of day. Maybe we'll cut it up and put it on Patreon or something.

But the first time, it just didn't vibe well. Like, we wanted a different tone. And then when we re-recorded it, we noticed with an Emmy. We did a different game first. Yes, we did. We switched games because at first we were doing the DS. Right. Wild World.

We did like four or five episodes, didn't we? I feel like we did like two to three episodes. We did like one recording and we might have been four episodes. Yeah, I think we did like four. But we just kind of look back and we're like, eh, we've discussed this before, but it was kind of going in the same vein

as kind of like a very snappy cut up. And I like, we both like Animal Crossing to have more of that podcasty nature to it, like a very calm, chill. So then on the same thing, second recording, we were using an emulator because we switched the Animal Crossing game and we were using an emulator to play it. And there was a lot, Matt's keen eye noticed a lot of fucking sputtering that I didn't really notice at first or kind of like, whenever I see that, I kind of

roll my eyes sometimes. I'm like, that's just our computer hiccuping sometimes because we always have computer errors, but it was a big problem to where, usually when stuff like that happens, it also causes a lot of shit in editing. Yeah, well, the thing, so we put a poll out on Patreon a while ago on like, do you want to see us play Animal Crossing Wild World or do you want to see us play Animal Crossing Deluxe, which is basically a fan project. It's a mod for the original Animal Crossing for GameCube, where they just took, you know, it's like the original GameCube Animal Crossing,

but just with a bunch of extra new stuff added. New fish, new bugs. big quality of life changes like being able to give things to the museum directly. Directly. Without having to mail it or you could do widescreen

and you can get rid of the scrolling acre by acre and just have a smooth scroll. But basically like when we started playing it I noticed it was making my little my little eyes go ow!

I was going What the hell? So we spent like a whole day after that trying to fucking We recorded a 40 minute episode. Yeah and then we were like wait hold up and we tried everything on multiple computers hours different we spent hours you called you called some tech savvy friends we we rushed online

to google and reddit and the rest of the internet to try to see what the hell's going on how can we fix this so ultimately we we had to resort to a friend um basically modding a we for us to be able to play this game like natively, this mod natively on the actual Wii. So that's in the mail right now and arriving this week so we can actually start recording that series for real. So you know that it's still, we're still progressing. It's not just like left on the back burner. We are just waiting for that modded we and we will be recording.

I don't know when this comes out this week on Patreon and the next week on the tube. So we are, I mean, this week that we're recording this, we will be recording hopefully. Everything will work perfectly this time. The plan has always been for Animal Crossing to be a February-type thing to give us a little time to record a backlog. So it's not like much has changed really, except for maybe pushing it back a week or two to like mid-February instead of early February. But February was always the target for Animal Crossing, and it still remains that.

I'm excited to get started again and hopefully for those who have a lot of nostalgia or pining for those sweet Animal Crossing let's plays of Super Megas, all 20,000 of you. You will be getting those soon. And you will be... You're going to love it. Or else. Or else. Or else, you know, all the people pitching and complaining about all we need to do is do let's plays and why aren't we doing let's plays. There has to be a point where those people have to give up and go, damn, it looks like no one wants to support their let's plays, but me and a few others.

That hasn't already happened. Our live action content is, you know, hopeful. It is also, as we said, we just talked about sketches. There's a green screen thing that's akin to the, I was about to say baseball brothers, the basketball. I always call it the basketball brothers. That was like the working title. Yeah. So you want to shoot some hoops, huh?

But we have another thing in that vein where we recorded the audio and we are, I think, Wednesday we're filming that so we can send it off. And again, all these things, that doesn't mean that these things are a week away from happening. A lot of the times editing, especially this type of stuff, takes sometimes several weeks, sometimes a couple months depending. We don't, maybe this is something we need to get better at. we're not good at like whipping editors into a deadline. We like giving a deadline of when we'd like something, but if that goes missed or if that isn't on track, we do give,

you know, we give a lot of people, because we know how it is. We give a lot of people leniency because we'll be like, we know. Yeah, yeah. About that video.

Remember you said you'd get it to us last week on Friday? It's Wednesday of that next week. Just getting any updates. Yeah, so. So, you know, it's... We're also a very small team, and we... Sometimes talented people, the time is worth it, you know? The time is on waiting for...

Like, I remember, like, I was not, like, frustrated or anything, but I was kind of like... Oh, shit about the Daddy's Boy sketch when we sent it over to Dylan. But when you look at it, it's just like, I don't care the amount of time it took because this... He did a fucking phenomenal job on it. If you don't know over time, I'll go watch it. Press pause, though, or else you'll be confused. You'll be like, what is it, why, what's all this audio playing? Why are there multiple voices going at the same time?

This sketch doesn't make sense. Exactly. But, yeah, you know, I'm looking forward to 2026 because, uh, what is wrong with you, what the fuck is wrong with you? What is wrong with you? What is wrong with you? you, boy. What is your malfunction? Malfunction junction, baby.

Now, if this was a tall boy, that is a tall boy. But like... A beer tall boy? A bud light. Dude, I could fucking crush a goddamn... What do you do? Why are you sniffing the microphone after doing that? Well, no shit, dude. You... No, we absolutely cannot switch mics. Of course.

You're gonna play the victim now and make me the bad guy here? I'll put up with it. You put up with it. You put yourself in this fucking position. It's a lot of effort. You know, I try to entertain the people. You know, imagine me on a stage with a little outfit in medieval times. And I, instead of a microphone, because they didn't have them,

they have one of those big old kind of like megaphone looking things. Yeah, like a big cone. The king would be red in the face, probably in fear of choking on his meal for how, for how much I've been entertaining him. I'm providing that to the common folk, to the peons, to the pores. The king, you know, he says, you know, bring out the tooting jester. Dude, I bet you if the king of the United States saw this video out of context and didn't know anything about us in our political leanings, he would laugh.

Oh my God! Bring me that guy. I want him in here now. What would you do if I just became the, like, funny farting guy at the White House that they keep around like for Trump to, like, keep him happy? Like they bring back gestures. Like I wear bells and shit. Like you always hear me jingling off in the distance before like appearing on camera like a few steps.

They bring you in. No, no, watch this. You guys have got like they've got fucking like ambassadors from another country here from media. He's like, you guys have to see this. Plug the mic in. Turn the speakers up. That's great. Isn't it?

We love that. We love that. But then in that universe, he'd be so distracted by. the whimsy of my farts that we wouldn't be talking about invading Greenland, we wouldn't be talking about taking over blue states by force with the military. Alternatively, huh? Maybe the ambassadors from Denmark and Greenland would be in the White House and things are tense. He knows exactly how to melt that tension. He brings out you. You do your little, your little routine. and, you know, the Danish, the Danish folk love that shit, right?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. And they kind of like that? They might honestly just give America Greenland at that point. And there's no more fighting. I could see, honestly, all the sudden major world powers, like Putin gets his own farting boy. Putin? You know how there used to be a whipping boy?

Now it's a farting boy. He's Putin. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we got, I was trying to think of a fart pun. for ping but Xi Jinping yeah

how about cut the cheese shin ping I don't know Jin well he could have a farting boy too dude this could be the biggest

he's got his own little Chinese farting boy they're copying me they're copying me honestly dude that would be so sick would you would you be okay

that if that that's like if I were to choose that as like my career path if I got chosen the administration to be his personal farting boy. I mean, I'd have no choice, obviously, because it's this administration and what they want they get. You would be, you're an adult, you know, you're 31 years old.

If you wanted to do that, you know, it's like, ultimately, I guess, you know, I don't really, I can't stop you. Would you be a little jealous? Yes, I'd be jealous. I wouldn't be a little jealous. I'd be green with envy. Like, think of all the celebrities he'd be invited. to the White House that I'd get to fart in front of.

Joe Rogan, Kid Rock. Elon Musk. Elon Musk. You got John Voight. You got Dershowitz. Dershowitz. Woody Allen. Woody Allen.

Nicky Minaj. Dude. Oh, my God. Ripping a toot in front of Nikki. You know, she'd be fucking giggling and howling. How about this monster? And then I fucking fart right in her mouth. She's going, and her lips.

You know, because of the wind. It's like stretching her face back. Man, what a great episode so far. You know, I'm glad, you know, we could, we could do this together. Dude, I'm always glad we can do this together, you know? I'm genuinely just, every time I get to sit down in this big, comfy red chair next to my best friend in that big comfy blue chair. Yep, yep, yeah, uh-huh, I said it.

It just feels so good. just getting to fucking riff and do bits with my best friend. You know, I mean, people have complained a little bit every now and then. You know, maybe we should be a little more topical on this. Can you go to, can you go to Reddit and see what's in, like, the top, the first three things that pop up on news. Okay. Or something, you know, popular even. Popular might be better.

Okay, actually, here we go. What do you think? I mean, our Reddit algorithms are probably very different. The first thing I see is about a solar. storm. Okay, actually this one's crazy. But by the time this drops, it will have already passed. But for us, have you heard about this? Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? This big G4 solar storm? G4 or G4s? G4. Not like Nevita graphics card. No. Okay. Or not G4 as in the gaming channel. And there's Navidia filters too. For G4s?

for games. But G4. Yeah, so basically yesterday, the, look at my watch, what's today? Today is the 19th, right? Okay, so yesterday on the 18th. Let's just say that son of ours, and I'm not talking to the little boy,

I'm talking the big fucking burning ball of gas. We should go put food in his bowl, though, in between here in the members episode. Yeah, we'll do that. I forgot to feed him this morning. Well, I forgot to feed him yesterday. did. But basically the sun, the star that we orbit, decided to, you know, copy you.

It let out of a fucking ripped it. And went gaseous cloud. Directly, though, at Earth. You know, it did a big old solar flare, a big, a CME, a coronal mass ejection. And it went right at Earth. And there's a video. It's really cool. It goes, because it's pointing, like, right at the camera.

It's like, woo. But apparently, there's a big, old. fucking solar explosion heading right for Earth, which is supposed to hit tomorrow, January 20th. It's going to knock out all of our satellites? Highest radiation storm since 2003.

Is it just like all the sudden just billions of people are going to get cancer in like a day? No. Give it 20 years. No, but it's there, you remember last year, There was a... I do. It wasn't that long ago.

You know, my sense of time, just... I thought it was October right now. Basically, remember last year, there was that one big solar storm where everybody could see, like, the Aurora down, even down in, like, Florida. Dude, I was probably in my goon cave. Dude, my goon cube. You were fucking gooning with your goon cube. Dude, I had my three goon cubes all with my goonets.

Okay. I want to get back to the goon cube thing. But, yeah, basically, there's supposed to be a big old solar storm that is just going to make some auroras. Like, you can see them from California. And we're also going to maybe I'll get cancer from it. Big old radiation sweep. Big old radiation sweep. It might create some difficulties, some outages, some satellite failures, yeah.

Yeah, I mean, whenever that, when really big ones hit, it tends to. create issues with satellites and electronics. In fact, back in the 1800s, there was a thing called the Carrington event where a real big one of these hit Earth. And no one, like, you know, you couldn't see it coming back then. But it was like so strong

that it started making like telegraph things that weren't even like plugged in, started going crazy and sparking and shit. You could see Aurora's everywhere. I have a real like science fiction movie. Yeah. If that happened today, it would, it would fuck everything up. But luckily, it could happen any day.

But not today. Nice. Yeah. But the Goon Cube. I want to get back to the Goon Cube. Okay. I mean, I sent you an ad for it if you want to play it. Just the audio at least.

I will play it. Or we can show it. I don't know. Well, has Luke's come in yet? It shipped last night. So he's going to be, he's going to, he's. However. though, I know we said it was going to be a gift for Luke, but I did use my own money, and it would

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Okay, guys, I just want to stress, this is not sponsored. We're not plugging this product. I'll be it, I bought one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But ironically, I spent money ironically. Go ahead. And you guys will see in episode 99. Show them what it is.

I'll just let you guys go ahead and here's a little listen. This is the ad that Ryan organically stumbled upon. Introducing the Gooner Cube, the world. world's first cube designed for gooners. No more flat screens. This holographic display blasts your goon sessions into three full dimensions for a clarity that is borderline criminal. And it's fully customizable for any goon you want, turning even the most questionable picks

into a holographic masterpiece. Set up so easy, the hardest part is choosing what to goon to. That's why we created the ultimate pre-made goon to do it. Curated by gooners for gooners. The future of gooning is here. in your Goon Cube today while they are still in... Introducing. Yeah, so it's basically, it's like a little, like, glass holographic cube that I guess can play

like GIFs. Yeah, so it could be anything, really. It could be like... It could be like... It could be a picture of you and your best friend. Yeah. You know? If that's what you choose to goon to.

I love it. It's called the Goon Cube, dude. Dude, it's the thing is it's not even called that. Is it no? No. When I went to the website to buy it, there's nothing about gooning. Wait, so it's just the ad for the ad? It's just the ad is just selling it, is that?

Well, the ad does a pretty good job of selling it as a Goon cube. God, the Goon Cube. I mean, did someone trademark? Maybe they just couldn't use their word Goon Cube. I don't know, dude. What examples did they have when you were buying it? I don't even remember, but I went there and it's not, it's not called the Gooner Cube. Like they say in the ad, it's literally just like, it was like 3D holographic mini display cube.

And my dude, that ad is insane. Like, I heard you watching it laughing. You sent it to me. Well, I was like, when I heard you listening, I was like, send that to me right now. Yep. And I copped it. I had to. And literally, it's Monday today.

All weekend. You've been waiting? Well, yes. It's late last night at like 1 a.m. I got the notification that the My Goon Cube had shipped. But I literally, all weekend, it's like, it was like a vocal stem for me. I just kept hearing. and saying out loud,

which by the way, my girlfriend has no fucking clue what I'm talking about when I'm saying this out loud so she's like, I just kept walking around the house being like, the hardest part

will be choosing what to goon to. It's such a good line. The hardest part will be choosing what to goon to. You know what? He's right. He's goddamn right. I mean,

we're going to have, I mean, we're going to use it for its intended purpose as a goon cube. We're not, we're not putting a cheery little sunset photo

in there. No. We're putting some gooner content. Uh, because guess what? Apparently it comes with a pre-curated pack of, of ultimate gooning material curated by guners for guners. Does it though? Well, that's what they said in the thing. But in the description, the item description. I mean, I'm guessing the way it works is an app, right? And you can like pick a gif or something. And then it puts it via Bluetooth on the thing. Uh, totally does it not. steal any data from my phone. Yeah. It's the Goon Cube.

You can trust the Goon Cube. The hardest part will be deciding what to goon to. But I'm actually now I'm kind of, I'm a little bit like, uh, there are some things in that ad that had both of us raise in our, uh, a single eyebrow. Questionable picks. Yeah. It's like, even, we'll make even the most questionable picks. Uh, and I'm like, when you're talking about stuff to goon to, I don't know.

Are you looking at questionable? things. Because the definition of questionable makes you go, it makes you question it, makes you question it, makes you look at it and question it and go, maybe, maybe you're questioning is, is this, is this, is this, does this, uh, uh, gunette have a, have balls in a penis? Yeah, maybe that's what you're questioning that. Maybe that, maybe that's the questioning there. And, and if she does, maybe it has you questioning your sexuality. And, another thing about that ad, if they had only said the questionable line, you, maybe that, you know, Maybe I could give it a pass, but maybe they worded that poorly.

But before that, it says that it will make, you know, your gooning stuff so real that it's borderline criminal. And when you use the word criminal. It's borderline criminal for sexual acts. Right. Because for sexual acts, like specifically pornography, there's only a few things I can think of that are criminal. One, you didn't know until you got the subpoena, which was... Right. Well, I had no clue to, like, nobody told me that. That animals were off-limbed.

Furries are a thing. How are you supposed to know? You thought, yeah, exactly. Also, like, genuinely, I was, you know, curating that content for my dad. You were trying to prove that humans could have sex with most animals. Right. And apparently, oh, that's illegal. Yeah, so. Then arrest the people in the videos.

Why are they dogging on you? Dogging? Yeah. But I don't want to get into that, though. I'm just fucking glad that those court records are sealed still. Yeah. The dolphin video was intense, though. It was.

It was. you can you know they say that dolphins also engage in sex for pleasure you could tell by that video not to mention like we finally have video proof that a pig's orgasms do last more than 30 minutes all right guys okay uh Jesus Christ uh how does that drive to work going from uh I don't know what's a what's a good two hour commute or an hour and a half commute probably to New York City from just out of the New York City from out of New York City

Yes Maybe you're driving To work in Cleveland From Cincinnati I don't know How close those are together Maybe you're driving To San Diego

From Los Angeles Maybe you're driving to Ermo South Carolina From Mount Pleasant South Carolina That's about an hour and a half It's closer to two hours two Yeah Well if you're speeding

I found that I could get to Charleston pretty close I could get, dude, I could do that. If I chose that I needed to get there quicker, then... I could do 26 pretty quick. Yeah. Unless you get two fucking 18 wheelers. Oh my God, because it's a two-lane high.

Yeah. And that happens all the time on that. Here's the thing, my dad would drive me up to 26 before I ever did it. And like 26, it's just a straight stretch of road with trees on both sides. That's all it is. It's all it is. Charleston, South Carolina to Columbia, South Carolina. Just whoop.

Every now and then there's a cute little like out, like, out, like, break where there's like a patch of like a circle patch of grass with like a few trees in it. Yeah. And my dad just drives slow, dude. He just drives slow. And he's a chill dude. Everybody's passing us. And I remember in high school being like, Dad, can you speed up? And he's like, son? So once I started driving, I was like, oh.

But that's tangentially not related. The Goon Cube, I'm hoping that the pre-curated pack made by Gooners for Gooners, they showed examples on the ad. I'm hoping it's not questionable. It looked just like a bunch of anime chicks. Yeah, it didn't actually look... It wasn't actual gifts of real women or anything.

Why would you ever goon to real women? When there's anime chicks. Exactly. When there's anime and hentai, I mean, you don't need real women. women, you know. Especially when you can draw your own. Are you getting better? No, I saw, I saw you doodling.

It still does the job. I'm not, my talents haven't gotten any better, but I know what I want. That's, that's all the matters, right? Here's, uh, here's my last babe I drew. Oh, yeah. Check her out. Woo! Should we throw her on the Goon Cube?

Maybe we could throw her on the Goon Cube. We could throw her on the Goon Cube. Okay. So, so, so what, what? What I plan to do once the Goon Cube arrives is for the next, I'm praying it'll be here by episode 99. If not, it'll be here for 100 for sure. But I want to put it right there on the little table, front and center, where the, where the Carlos Monsia D.A. currently is.

And I just want, I want everyone to be able to just spend the whole episode, if they want to watch the Goon Cube at the same time, then go for it. I mean, the thing about the goon cube is the hardest part is choosing what to goon to. Is the act of like, okay, look, I have a question. You know, I'm not, I'm not a professional gooner, so I do need to ask. Is gooning going in with the presumption of not coming? Not coming, I think. I think so. Wouldn't that just, is so is.

Is gooning edging? Well, I think, okay, from what I understand, gooning is more... The act of just... Is it about the length of time? Because I feel like gooning is like something people are doing for hours. And that's part of like... I'm just stroking my shit.

I'm just here with lotion on my dick, stroke and that. The act isn't to get to the point of, like, with edging, of almost coming and they're not coming. Right. Gooning is just the pleasurable act of, of, of, rubbing or stroking one's genitals while looking at porn, I guess. Gooning is actually,

it's like an old, there's an old, like, Buddhist philosophy. It's actually beautiful because, it teaches about, goonin is beautiful because it, you know, it's not about the end result. It's about the journey, right?

Okay. It's about the, the experience, not the end result. So there's like a lot of life lessons to be taught there. You know, it's not about coming. It's about the strokes that along the way that got us to that point. It's the strokes that we made along the way.

Different strokes for different folks, too. That's right. That's right. But gooning, for me, what does gooning mean to you? Gooning to me, God, how do we hire some actors and do like a... You don't even need to hire actors. They're real gooners out there.

Dude, actually it's really insane to me when when somebody goes online and they talk about like they just they just unabashedly just like talk about how they goon. It's goon time. Yep. Are you goon enough? Fuck it. It's gooning hours. Like people that describe themselves as gooners, it's like goon town. Dude, why don't we create that?

That's a great name. Place where people can just create the different characters with different. sized whatever, you know, running around, goon town. Are you goon enough? Dude, holy shit, that's a great idea. We got to capitalize on it. Like an MMO. Like a browser-based online.

And it's just a bunch of people standing still, but you know that they're also gooning. Or maybe we can have little movie theaters where people can put up their own, you know, goon session. No. Yeah, I mean, this is, this can make. You can join friends' goon sessions. Exactly. You can go into their goon caves.

Yeah, they've decorated their goon cave. And you can get, like, different furniture and decorations for your goon cave. You can have friends over. And then you guys can all, like, join in on the same gooning sash. And honestly, the hardest part will be choosing what to goon to. The hardest part will be choosing what to goon to. It's just that fucking, like, TikTok AI voice. You can hear the smirk in his voice.

The hardest part will be choosing what to goon to. He's like, whoo-wee. I need to listen to it again. Just that part. It's a, it's a vocal stem for me now. It gets stuck in my head like a fucking. song. It's like the songs for me, I'm like a bird, I want to fly away.

Yeah, so you have these like songs that are, you know, just on loop in your head and I have this. Set up so easy, the hardest part is choosing what to goon to. The setup's so easy, the hardest part will be choosing what to goon

to. It's got like that tinge of Morgan Freeman to it. Well, I mean, we already know that a certain number of people in our audience don't care. They love exclaiming. how proud they are of being gooners and goonets. Yeah. I mean, their names are listed right here for all to see publicly.

That's right. The differentiation between two groups, by the way. Okay. I mean, if you look on screen right now, you'll see there's a list with emojis by the names. See those people, they don't have a hard time choosing what to goon to. They know what they want. They visualize it in their mind's eye, and they fucking go for it.

Some of them, it's the same gif every single day. Same gift. they loaded up on the Goon Cube and they're fucking good to go for hours. It's like a job. Right. While the people in Green on the list underneath it, those people, they have a hard time choosing what to goon to, unfortunately. You gave like a little Trump there.

These people on this list, many such cases. They have a hard time choosing what to goon to. Now, I don't have a problem of choosing what to goon to. The hardest part is choosing what to goon to. Picture of Ivanka. Mr. President. The president has made it Christian. still clear that he does not have a hard time choosing what to goon to.

Caroline Leavitt. That's right. More like gooneline. Bye.