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Episode Date: October 15, 2025

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How about you find your pop filter? Did you steal it? Is this some kind of prank? No, I just nervous that it was gone. Where is it? I don't know. Why are you asking me? I know just as much as you do. This is a classic Ryan McGee prank right here.

It's not. You took the pop filter off my microphone and you hit it. I know you did, you son of a B word. I mean I didn't, but mine was half. Yeah, under the pillow. You're gonna have to try harder next time. next time. There we go. Now my, it sounds a lot better because I got a pop filter on. So my peas are nice and crisp, but not too crisp where it peaks the audio. And even though this might be

the second mic filter popping bit we've done consecutively on a podcast, we want to iterate that it's not going to happen in the next episode. We'll make sure of it. But as for this episode, it's already too late. I still want to promise. things because it'll have to be censored if we do but if we think we'll have to censor it and then put like a little jingle over it that he plays on guitar and piano

and vocals himself with harmonica just so we don't get copyrighted drug right right but let's go to the intro but just before we tease them with we're going to talk about nice oh smart and then you cut it

so they they go okay I like that so it's like a clear You're going to be a higher love You were just telling me how much you hate that song Yeah, but you were singing it and got it stuck in my head Because it's good Is it Phil Collins?

It's probably like Susan Boyle or something like that. I don't think it's Susan Boyle. I'd be willing to bet money that it's not Susan Boyle Except Susan Boyle was on the... How do you know if Susan Boyle didn't do a cover? Well, she was on the new Sicko Mode remix With ASAP Rocky and Drake and... Was she?

Yeah, and Travis Scott. That's sick. It's really good. Yeah, she brings out the high notes. It's sick. You're lying. That didn't happen. Are you lying?

I'm not lying. Are you fibbing? I'm fipping. Okay. I'm sorry. How about you tell me something that's true that's interesting? um okay uh currently there's a uh an object from interstellar space that's massive from the movie

and not from the movie oh well they were in interstellar space in that movie that's a good name for the sequel too interstellar colon space this time it's in space again yeah but it's uh it's only the third interstellar object we've ever found which means like every comment Asteroid. It's from our solar system, but this is the third thing that's from outside our solar system, and it's seven billion years old. And people think it's an alien spaceship because it's weird. It's got some weird things about it. Does it have tentacles? No, but it has freaking headlights and it doesn't have a trail. It has headlights? And it doesn't, and get this, Ryan, it's green, and get this, ready? It has headlights, it's green. Does it have windshield wipers? It doesn't have a

tail like most comets do, like all comets do. So it's a comet? No. It doesn't have a tail. Like comets do. And get this, Ryan, ready? You ready for this? Is it going to be a weather balloon? Like, Hey, Green's going to come out on TikTok and go, it's a weather balloon.

It escaped our orbit. And I got thrown into interstellar space, came back. And the chemicals with it. Like, I knew exactly what it was. I said, okay, he actually, you showed me his TikTok. The day after you showed that to me, he uploaded a YouTube video about that. Or was he like, I actually don't know.

No. No, it's titled, it's honestly embarrassing. I have to debunk this or something. I didn't watch it. But that's addressed to you. I know. And I felt, I felt called out and I felt bad when I saw that. But the thing about the object, Ryan, is it's made up of, uh, headlights. Nickel. It's completely made up of headlights. It doesn't actually have headlights. It just has light. So you lied to me. No, there's light to make it sound more interesting. No, there's light emanating. in front of it and they don't know what the fuck that is and aura it's gassing CO2 like a breathing creature and listen to this I want to make sure are we going to have a giant like space monster crash into the ocean it's called like Godzilla it's big is this thing how big is this beast there uh let's see if the size ready for this Ryan estimated diameter ranging from a few 200 meters to 5.6 kilometers. That's a large gap, right? Yeah.

That's a pretty... They think it's... They do think it's really fucking massive. New study suggests... This is an article from today. Three-Ey Atlas is the largest of its kind. And... Wait, it has three eyes?

It is an alien. Dude, if this... I don't know. if people were to screw up the simulation so much to have a little fun why not throw in an alien like a kaiju monster

being like but we're not keep we're not really no one people don't really care about space for the most part it's like an interesting like thing it's like I remember that in middle school I like learning about space in middle school

you know yeah I mean, people don't really care about something that's not affecting them. Or something that they dismiss on a regular basis. They don't even think about. I think that the other cool fact about it is that it's comprised of a lot of nickel, but nickel without iron. And we don't know of any way to do that without manually removing iron from nickel. Hold on a second.

Food for thought. Is there any... are there any any sort of signals coming off of like a maybe not signals maybe like a like a heat signature

of you know it's green so maybe radiation is there any sort of like radioactive material involved on this well it's in space yeah it's radioactive and now I want to defer over to

it's very radioactive actually the Marvel brand because they spearheaded a comic book line space hulk and i just want to kind of i just want to get to the bottom of is there any potential that this green flying radioactive object could potentially be a bigger catastrophe than people think it isn't you raise an interesting point and normally I would I would say no but the thing that really caught people's attention about this is its trajectory it's flying in at like pretty pretty level with the eclipical elliptical plane I forgot the word but it's like elliptical yeah like the elliptical machine right and it's perfectly passing by Jupiter up close Mars up close and it's then it's going

around the sun and it's something said they saw sparks is it grinding? it around the rings? It did a fucking sick maneuver, dude. But its trajectory is really like, some scientists think it's very calculated. So, like, intelligently calculated, which means it gives credence to your theory about, now, the Hulk isn't known to be intelligent.

Bruce Banner, on the other hand, the scientist that once embodied the being that is now the Hulk. The beast? The beast. you know Bruce Banner is the beauty to the Hulk's beast he is attractive Bruce Banner is the Jekyll to the Hulk's Mr. Hyde right Mr. Hyde I think so Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hyde right why does he lose the doctor yeah when he becomes a monster

is that title just stripped is he technically like that is a separate person or is it like him in it is the you know I think it's an evil version of him like his worst like, you know, the worst parts of humanity coming out, essentially, or is it truly like, I'm another character? I think it is him, just like an evil version. Because when people say, when they talk about Jekyll and Hyde, when they call someone Jekyll and Hyde, you know, it's like they're referencing that they have a bad side, right? So it's like, that is interesting, though, that he chose to lose the doctorate title for when he becomes evil. It's not any more dignified. In fact, some would find it less dignified than doctor. And he's already working.

In a lot of, you know, illustrations, he's a, he's a hairy beast, you know, knuckle walking beast. Well, actually, think about this. Maybe it's, it's considerate. Maybe he's just being realistic because when he's a Dr. Jekyll, you know, he's, he's a mad scientist. He's very smart but he knows that when he becomes beast he is no longer intelligent on the same level and it would be a dereliction of his doctorate duties to refer to himself as a doctor it could be very misleading if he does not possess the intelligence of a doctor in those moments so he's doing them a favor right and avoiding legal trouble even though he's the negative side of the the the jekyll sphere of positive and negative and he doesn't he just does not

want to mislead people into thinking that because he has that title now back now enough about this jekyll and hide let's get back to talking about the spaceship Hulk thing yeah it's really a sentence that is now like it could is just very accurately describes the what we talked about it is very interesting it's cool it's very cool uh i don't think it's a spaceship i think it's space Hulk i don't think it's a space Hulk are you sure i think it's a just an interstellar object and And I think it's weird because we haven't seen things like this before. It's only the third one we've ever seen from interstellar space. And I'm thinking that the anomalies are just because we don't understand yet what interstellar objects are like.

But I might be wrong. It could be an alien spacecraft. I'll have to see some more proof of that. I will say there's definitely some very weird things about it. And it's very fun to theorize. And you guys can look it up. It's called 3I, like 3I, the letter I. slash atlas so uh check it out it's pretty interesting there's a lot of cool youtube videos on

it and who knows maybe it's a gigantic living creature i was wrong you're wrong speaking to your microphone ryan i was wrong it's not space hulk so we're safe planet hulk will he And he's massive. So this thing isn't the size of a planet. There were some estimates putting it at really, really, really, really, really big. Like really fucking, in fact, I believe the cloud of gas emanating from it is like really fucking big. Now would you say in your estimate it is more likely for it to be aliens in a space spacecraft than it is to be a space hulk or a planet of hulks what's the difference you know I guess but I guess think about like uh some people theorize that it is it's like a mothership okay and then the massive amounts of CO2 coming off it which is not normal for a comet like that is the it's finting CO2 from the

the inhabitants living inside. We all need events sometimes. I absolutely, I agree. Aliens nonetheless. I guess it is, we always throw out that theory as ridiculous because we're like, there's no alien spaceship coming. No hulks, yeah. Or hulks.

Yeah. But, you know, it's a big universe. It could happen. And then we wouldn't be prepared and then we would die. Or become, they could enslave us. So we're not pulling together. in a galactic war. Absolutely not.

We're dead. There's going to be a group of people that go, that's Jesus. And then there's going to be another group of people that go, kill it. Then there's going to be another group of people that are like, we need to try to communicate with them. Non-violently.

Yeah. Because this is incredible. This is, you know, more intelligent life. We can work together and solve so many problems. I mean, another group that's going to go, no, this is a sci-op. It's fake. It's the government.

AI. The Democrats created this. Look at the screen tearing. Yep, exactly. Yeah, so if there was ever an alien invasion or aliens made themselves known, it's going to suck. We're on the losing end of that interaction. Well, I'll go with them at that point then. I'm like, just take the people that want to...

Yeah, but what are the slight chance? It's, you know, like the aliens come down. They're in these beautiful, magnificent fucking white cloaks that also glitter and have a sheen to them like stars almost. You know, they come down and they go, here, have this. And it's like, the cure to cancer. And then, like, you know, maybe it's like a list in a directive of like, this is how you cure world hunger. And people go, oh, what if they did that? What if they were just nice?

Well, the cure to world hunger is, you know, it's just money. And a lot of single people have more than enough money to do that just themselves. Yeah, but we'd have it in writing from an alien species so people would take it serious. That's true. That's true. that's true you know the truth can be in front of someone's face and they're blind to it nonetheless are you like a cyclops like or blindfolded doesn't have to be a cyclops it could be a person but i thought i thought the imagery a cyclops blindfolded because it's like that's the only way

he can see is with his one eye yeah i'll be it a human as well can only see with their two eyes but One eye just makes it easier to understand. But I do think there's a high probability that it could... I think there's just as much of a probability of it being a planet Hulk or a planet of Hulk's. Equal possibility of Planet Hulk's versus aliens in a spaceship. Is Hulk not an alien then? Hulk is a creation from Earth.

I don't know how... I got to actually, you know, that's interesting. Planet Hulk. I want to find out about this planet Hulk human? Is Hulk just Hulk? But Hulk was created, but why is there a planet? Hulk is a popular Marvel comic storyline and comic book series and history book, but they leave that part out.

That details the Hulk's exile to the alien planet Sakar, where he becomes a gladiator and eventually leads a rebellion against the planet's tyrannical ruler. The story was originally public. Okay, so, okay, so it's not a planet of Hulk's. it's like this is planet Hulk now I guess it's Hulk time and he Hulk's out and saves them from a dictatorship

okay so so maybe it would be a good thing yeah who knows if planet if if so it's not a planet of Hulk's I misunderstood that okay so then in that case it's a planet with Hulk on it it could be a planet Hulk because he's fucking awesome Hulk is Hulk man

I'm not Hulk I'm not Hulk Gamojay. Remember when he said that? Oh, yeah. Yeah. That was controversial for sure. I clapped in the womb. Oh, actually, at that point, you had popped out the womb. Because you, you were, yeah, when the chase was like, you were in the hospital, your mom had just given in birth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, I was out. I was out. I was out. I was out. When the chase was happened. Yes. So I unfortunately was not conceived yet. In fact, when, what day did the, let me see what day the, uh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. The chase happened. O.J. Chase.

That was specifically June 17th, 1994. So it would have been like, wow, I guess my mom's still in the hot. How long are someone in the hospital after giving birth? Well, it depends on like if it just pops right out the pussyhole or if they really got to go dig in for that thing. Or the butthole. That is a thing that can happen. It's boy or girl. I've seen, I have seen pictures of that.

It can, it's a, it's a thin bit of skin between the, the passageway. It's science. And the butthole. Yeah, it is science. I can't argue with it. I wasn't arguing with it. Good. Because Einstein would be pissed.

What about the perennial fucking gap between the pussy and the butthole? Yeah. Because you're misleading people. Why, what do you, how am I misleading people? What are you talking about? When the baby's coming out, they can legitimately sometimes kick or punch through that, and the hand or foot comes out the butthole. I haven't seen it happen. You want to see a picture?

No. I saw it by mistake once. Wait, really? Yeah. It's a picture of like a woman giving birth and like the foot or the hand is like coming out the butthole. Nice. Yeah, that's gross. Dude, childbirth, how do you see that by accident?

It just happened. I don't know I wasn't look anything weird up I was just You know I was scrolling through TikTok I was on dude I was on Dude I was watching chipmunk remixes on TikTok and it just

I was scrolling up And then all of a sudden it was there I was on dig I was on stumble upon And boom there it was Remember stumble upon Remember dig? Yeah yeah yeah yeah

DIGGG 2 Gs yeah Yeah baby those are some old school websites Fucking remember going to my cousin's house cousin forest and i remember that's how i discovered stumble upon because they had i say they had it as if it was like a premium service that like only rich people had felt like it did and if i'm not mistaken stumble upon would just take you to random web pages right back when the internet was much smaller i think that's wasn't that what it was for yeah it would

just be like generating a random website to go to and it would be like here's a random web page uh i wonder if that's still a website because there weren't so many websites at the I mean, there was still like a shit ton to wear, like, you're not going to go and see every single one, of course, that exists. But it's like, it was still kind of the vibe of like the wild west of the internet where it feels like the rules weren't set in place yet, almost. But it also felt like if you went to a random web page now, it would be a lot, there would just be so much AI generated garbage and so many pages of the web that are just bullshit. I saw an AI advertisement for the first time recently. Really? Yeah.

Like a sponsored bubble and everything. Wow. Like very obviously AI. Damn. Stumble upon was, I'm on Wikipedia. Stumble upon was a website, browser extension toolbar and mobile app with a stumble, exclamation mark, button that when pushed, opened a semi-random website or video that matched the user's interests similar to a random web search engine. Okay, so it matches your interests. shut down in June 2018

Aw RIP What about Flickr Remember Flickr? I remember the name But I didn't go on it I didn't either Daily blog

I'm trying to remember Daily Motion I know both of those Blog spot Daily Motion I thought was a video It was like a YouTube alternative I'm trying to So was Vimeo

Vimeo's still around though Yeah But Vimeo's always in Well I don't know about these days Vimeo's when I remember back in the day it was kind of known as you want people to take your stuff seriously, then put it on Vimeo. YouTube's for clowns and jokesters, but Vimeo. Or like for school projects, they would have, like, in college courses I would take for film class and shit, our projects would go on Vimeo and we'd share the Vimeo link or whatever.

Same. And in college, like, if you made a short film, that's going on Vimeo because Vimeo is where people take you seriously. Not YouTube. No, not on YouTube. rascals, rapscallions even, ne'er-du-ells, hooliganistic Tom Fools. Exactly. Femio one time hit us out of the blue with a, wanting a lot of money from us. People are watching your video, so you got to pay us.

Yeah, and it was like, what? What? What are you talking about? Isn't that more of like we're bringing people to your website? Well, it's because Patreon was partnering with Vimeo, and, When you uploaded a video to Patreon, it would host it through Vimeo. And there was nothing that said that, you know, you had to ever pay to use that. And then if you, but Vimeo hit us up.

They're like, yeah, you guys got a lot of traffic on these videos. We're going to need X amount of money. And it was not a small amount of money. They were extorting us. They were. So that's why we were able to luckily switch over to the beta program of Patreon's new program. And that's left as, it's left to sour taste of my mouth ever since. Hacks.

Fimeo was such a professional fucking golden icon to me of the film world Of college students Putting up their short films in black and white I was going to say black and white That's very funny I mean I won Best Picture with a black and white short film

Hey and I mean The year after that I won best picture with a film That also had a black and white scene Yep And speaking of black and white We're going to go to a quick commercial break But it's only going to be in black and white

It's going to be in black and white Unless that needs to be colored for any, maybe the logo. Black and white's fine. There's no specific. And Luke, to really fit the theme, put some ragtime music behind these ads. Can you put a high pass filter on the ad as well? Why? Just, just, okay.

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That's me. I don't take showers and I don't brush my teeth. That's all I do is dig hole. eat and sleep. Did you know Zero's a streamer? Yeah. Hector Zerone? Yes. Yeah, dude.

It's fucking awesome. He's like a, he's an influencer. We've, we've met. He influences. We met him, dude. Or, he met, he met noob dude and gamer for God. Here's a picture just for those who were, actually just the video. Probably a highlight of like, because we, we love holes.

We have such nostalgia for holes. insane nostalgia for holes, especially Hector Zerone. Oh, yeah. And Madame Zerone, I want to give my respects, you know. And she didn't get much respect from Stanley Yelnats' grandfather. The fourth? Great-great-grandfather. No, he's just Stanley Yel-Nats?

Well, was he the original Yel-Nats? I think so. He didn't carry Madame Zerone up the mountain. Was Stanley the fourth Shia LeBuff? Or was there a fourth? Stanley Yen-Lat's the third? Was it? No, because yeah, Stanley and then Pop and then Dad and then him.

He'd be the fourth, right, in the generation? Right, because he says you're great, no good, stinking, dirty, rocking, stinking, fucking pig fucking grandfather. Dude, that would have made the movie so much better. You're no good, dirty, rock, rotten pig fucking grandfather. Which we do need to watch that frontal sleepover. Oh, yeah. We've tried it like two or three times, and it's always. Definitely two.

I think it was two. And both times. One wasn't for Uncle Sleepover, though. It was like a vlog. Yeah, it was like a pre-uncle Sleepover thing where we were vlogging ourselves watching it and then found out that the camera was not recording audio. Yes. And then the second time, the audio of the Uncle Sleepover episode, which was hilarious,

got completely corrupted and distorted. I was laughing when I found that out. I was like, that is hilarious that all of that goes to waste. Yeah. it's a horrible feeling after sitting there for like two hours I mean like all right mission accomplished that was really good dude good job and then you like press play it it's like and you're like back in the old days of what was the let's play specifically wherever we recorded it was just a black screen banion of Isaac okay so that's what yeah remember uh because

if fuck that dude oBS back in the day so when we started super mega in 2016 I don't know if it was like you and I weren't super skilled yet with messing with that type of software or if the software just legitimately sucked more back I probably a little bit to do with it I know the software was shittier though and there were a lot more problems with OBS

and I remember this wasn't even OBS I feel like this was Elgado we were recording I thought we were using like Windows capture though and because we were using the same thing we couldn't tell because we were switching into Isaac yeah and when we switched into the game full screen yeah it was coming through as a black screen to the recording we didn't have a second monitor to make sure that it was recording the screen we just had to kind of like hope and pray for the best because it showed whenever we clicked in that it was

recording but when we clicked out that's when it went to the black screen god that was that was like that was may of 2016 because that was the month my sister got married I remember and we were trying to backlog big time because I was going to my sister's wedding and I remember we were doing two videos a day at the time right when we started and we were like we got we got a backlog so many let's plays and we used to the way we used to record was you and I would record like like an hour and a half to two hours for one episode basically to like cut it down into like 10 minutes. After getting home from game girl's words. Right. And basically we just like, oh, that was such a shitty feeling, especially when like we recorded something really good and then you find out afterwards. Well, it's all gone. So all the jokes we made, all the laughs, all the whatever, it's gone. So. Because we'd have to turn them out quickly. We just, as you said, like next day. We'd record them, edit them that night and sometimes be working up to 4 to 6 a.m. because we'd upload, we had like an early. We were kind of like, like, we were kind of like.

like we're gonna use what the game grumps are doing and have like an early day upload and like a well they had three uploads at the time yeah and we couldn't there's no way we were going to do that because they had the two game grumps episodes that would come out and then in the middle was the grumpcade or steam train yeah and for us we just wanted two uploads crazy upload schedule it's crazy that uh i mean that was kind of the meta back then was channels did that especially when like let's plays first became a thing because especially if you're not editing your own content and GameGrums for example was doing like 10 minute episodes that were not really there wasn't really many cuts right it was like just 10 minutes of gameplay so they didn't want their

stuff edited with cuts or like anything that was like too distracting some coins you know right and basically uh that's easy to turn out two episodes a day but our shit was very highly edited um and we were self-conscious and had to make it we had to just take a scale scalpel to it and cut out all the parts where we were like, ooh, that's not funny. Because I don't want to, I realize that could have come off as me dissing the gaming grumps where I'm like, theirs is just, you know, 10 minutes of gameplay where ours is highly edited. No, ours is highly edited because we were so self-conscious. Yeah, it's like we only wanted to keep like the, not even like the best of the best,

but just like we didn't want any fat or any silence because we interpreted silence or anything like that as kind of like unentertaining or cringe or like is that cringe that we didn't know what to we didn't think of a joke off the top of our head within five seconds is that cringe and it's yeah and it's like uh shit we're we're we're we're small right now we're like a very small channel and like it's 20 this is mid 2016 it's like we got to be funny enough to like get the attention of like idubs and max mofo and filthy frank yeah so like yeah it was a we saw them at vidcon yeah in 2016 yep that was a wild experience

fucking you me and Dupree and uh rice gum shook his hand and Anthony from Smosh yeah

and that was a different year at Vickon that was the next year right I thought we only I thought we only went the one year you're right you're right oh my God you're right

and that was the backstage areas where we saw Sartorius yes the Sartorius and Not Maddie B. I thought there was another fucking, like, clout chaser kid.

There was Mark Jacobs. Sure. He was hanging out with Rice Gum. Okay. And he's not... I just remember him for, like, a split second back in 2016. He popped off on, like, musically or something. And it's just funny.

His name is the same as the designer, which is very funny. But, yeah, I shook Rice Gum's hand, and that was the pinnacle of my everything. Yeah, it is. I missed that fist bump horribly. And that was a slow fist bump. But it still gets the sound effect, regardless. Don't put a fucking low pass on that sound effect, Luke,

to make it sound like it's shitty. It, like, missed or, like, you know. Don't do that. Do you think that created a little bump when I went? Mine did. Oh, that's a big one. Now I did. That waveform is massive.

Yeah, it looks like my waveform is bigger than yours. Oh, yeah? We're just going to break these. God damn, dude. People listen to the guy. I'm turning it off. I mean, they're hitting the mics. Some of my rice gum and fucking and just punching the microphone.

What is this show? Well, people just listening all of a sudden. Like some people, you know, are watching this because they're like doing something else. And they have this on in the background. So the conversation just kind of putters to. a stop and then it's just I don't know I'm looking at the waveforms and I

don't know if that's going to be like a clipping crackle or if it's going to be like a thud but it's really really really loud speaking of moments where someone's just like listening in the background and something comes up on Sunday I remembered I was in the car

with the old ball and chain of course and she brought up Ryan's drum solo from Super MegaCast and we listen to the whole thing because I forgot how fucking... Well, I mean, it's just the drum solo from Whiplash. It's five minutes long.

It's a good drum solo. Dude, the fact that Miles Teller is actually playing the drums in that movie is very impressive. Like, how did he learn how to do the drums like that? I know he knows how to play drums, but is he the one playing the drums in the movie? Like, I know he plays

sometimes, but does he know how to technically play? play the drums, but in terms of the actual, like, hard shit in the movie, they kind of cheated a bit, you know? We're going to find out. After these...

What do you talk? No. No. No. Actually, yes. Hmm. It's ad break time. Yep. All ready? Yep. And if we don't have an ad, Luke... He's going... Oh, God, damn it! Throw up a PNG of something that you think would piss them. off but not with us in in the frame nothing to or anything that would maybe get people mad

at us specifically this one they would get just mad just mad just generally upset uh and then when we're back we will find out the answer to this thrilling question and the word of the week my stomach just rumbled you got to take a shit no i'm hungry oh i can't wait to go to this movie with you Me too. And Luke. And Tucker. Me too. Me too. And Tucker's mom. Yeah.

But, you know, he has to take care of her and he can't leave her alone for more than an hour. Luke, cut to commercial. This episode is brought to you by Peloton. A new era of fitness is here. Introducing the new Peloton Cross Training Tread Plus, powered by Peloton IQ. Built for breakthroughs with personalized workout plans, real-time insights, and endless ways to move. Lift with confidence, while Peloton IQ counts reps, corrects form, and tracks your progress. Let yourself run, lift, flow, and go.

Explore the new Peloton Cross-training Treadplus at OnePeloton.ca. We're back It's the sunshine On a cloudy day We're going to go see a movie At the cinema I don't know that Today

It's called Oh fuck What is it called One battle after another. Starring Leonardo DiCaprio, as well as that guy from the drug movie. I think it was called Sicario. It was, it was.

I liked the backup it was. I was going to make some thing about getting up and having to pee. I was lining that up for the rhyme, just in case anybody wanted to. Sorry, this was just a brief intermission to tune our answer. I realized my drums were out of... So we're just going to finish it real quick? All right, boss, we're good to go. Okay.

Just hold on, I have to pee. And then the pee sound would be playing Luke. Thank you. And then it all fades out. Guys, I'm sorry to announce that, Matt, during the pee break, well, he said it was a pee break. He, uh, I don't know how to, I guess just say it. He went over to a buddy's house, played on a trampoline and broke his neck and is dead. Unfortunately, I will not be able to resume my duties on the podcast due to dying.

If any pictures are leaked by the authorities online of the scene. Or of you being alive, because it's not true. You die jumping on a trampoline and snapping your neck. I'm all just a bitter heart-crushing illusion right now to Ryan as his best friend, because he can't cope with the fact that I'm gone. So he's imagining this. And the best I can do is. just carry on as always and just talk with my buddy because that's all I ever want to do.

Just talk with my buddy. Right. And now that I'm gone, Ryan, I'm still going to let you talk to me. Okay. I get the privilege of that. Oh, okay. That's fun. It'd be a really funny bit if Luke then just edited out all of my stuff for the rest.

So when you watch the episode, it's just an empty chair and just like you're talking to nobody. I could have sworn. Like I started the bit. It was just a bit. bit. Yeah, it's all a bit, Ryan. It's all a fucking bit. Like Luke crying and I go back out in the office and like literally it's all stripped down, all the furniture's gone. Devastating. What happened? What do you mean? What happened? He died on the trampoline accident

last month. Wake up, Ryan. Come to terms with fucking reality. Get a grip, man. He's gone. You've been in a glossy hay, smoking weed all day every hour of the fucking night. Slaps me. Yeah. Well, you know what's going to slap our audience, as well as you? Their mothers and dads, because they have abusive parents. Yep. Sucks for y'all.

Yeah, basically, Miles Teller. Ready? The dick smuggler, right? Isn't that his nickname in Hollywood? Sorry, his nickname at the Scientology Center. Again, that's stuff that should not be set on publicly on a podcast. Okay. Especially anything that we've learned from Scientology.

But yeah, it is the Dick Smuggler. First, I thought it was the Dick Snuggler. And I was like, ooh. And then I found out, oh, is the Dick smuggler? And that has a very different meaning. Yeah. So don't leave this in Luke. Miles Teller did play the drums in that movie.

And it said, for reals? For reals. With a Z. With a Z. For real Z? For real Z? Yeah. And it said that

For the drum solo at the end He was playing But it was also layered Like they would I knew it Have professionals do some stuff And layer it For fucking knew it

Yeah no I did too I did too Yeah Miles Miles Teller is a real piece of shit Yeah Trying to deceive his fans From thinking that he was playing That's not you playing the drums

It's you playing a little bit of it But it was 99% But movie magic Helped you out buddy Well you know what's funny His rival in the movie movie actually was the like one who did the better drumming apparently. Oh, really?

Yeah, because he actually was like an insane drummer. But I mean, Miles Teller still is an insane drummer because he's all right. Yeah. I rewatch the movie and I'll be honest. He had some room to improve. Well, have you seen his latest movie, The Gorge? Fucking sick. Does he jump a gorge on a skateboard?

No. He is on the one side of a gorge and then there's an attractive. woman played by the big-eyed actress. This is like a caveman's like struggle. Like this is like the struggle a caveman would have back in the day. They're both on opposite sides of a gorge, but they're in different little bases. And it's like, we're not here to protect some whatever. We're not here to guard people from falling into the gorge or keep people from going into the gorge.

We're here to guard people from what could come out of the gorge. And there's monsters in the gorge. So like SpongeBob. like the you know in rock bottom yeah it was like a Romeo if it was not even a Romeo and Juliet just like a I guess two forbidden lovers on the do you get what I'm saying though how it's like a caveman's like this is like a caveman's struggle it's like imagine the Grand Canyon back in the day you know something similar to that so you know like a massive just like picture just a massive chasm on one side is you and you look right and you look left and it goes down for miles it's

not something you can simply jump across. It's not something you can simply walk around or see an easy path around. This is not like grandmother's house. No, no. No way. Jose. Can't just go over the river and through the woods. But across the way, you see the most magnificent being, the most beautiful, handsome what have you being you've ever seen

and you're smitten. But you can't jump that gorge. Bullshit. bullshit I can't get me a skateboard and watch what I can do there's no skateboards back in the caveman days have wheels you were saying it sounds like a caveman struggle and I was outlining the struggle or are you saying it's more of a damn I just a simple like I can't get over there like this like the premise seems like something that like a would just have been like a daily problem a caveman might run into he sees like a beautiful mate on the but she's on the other side of a gorge and he's just frustrated yes yes um so yeah I I'm excited to see that movie. Very excited to see that movie.

It already came out. It's on Netflix, I think. I didn't see it. And you didn't feel like you had to tell me. But Miles Teller is in it. And what's her name? The big-eyed one. Not Amanda Seifred.

The one from Palm Springs? No. She also has big eyes. She does, but she was in the Penguin TV series. I'm surprised you didn't see it. You love Batman so much. You know me. You're a big Batman head.

So I'm especially a big penguin head. On a day, no. Oh, Anya Joy. Taylor? Yes, Anya Taylor Joy. Anya Taylor Joy. We know our female Hollywood stars. It took us a bit.

Yeah. And she is famous. She is. And the one from the Queen's Gambit. Yeah. And from the menu. The Queen's Norbit. And pretty much got a big push from the Vavich.

Right? Right. That was like the big. kind of like, look at me. I have big eyes. She does have big eyes. Also a fantastic movie. Big eyes?

I didn't like it when I saw it. I remember seeing it in theaters and being like, this sucks. But has Christoph Waltz and Amy Adams from what I remember? It do. It do have Amy Adams and Christopher Waltz. I just remember the pacing getting to a point. You know, it happens to us in Uncle Sleepover. You'll be watching a movie.

Maybe there's some interesting aspects, but just the pacing or it just kind of either goes on too, it goes off too long on a beat that you weren't even interested in. Yeah. It's not really coming together in the way that you think it would in terms of just making sense. You just described our podcast. True. Most episodes of our podcast. But we're a podcast.

We're not a thing written, you know, we don't have a script written. We don't have hundreds of, we don't have thousands of people working. you know, behind the, we have Yumi, we have Luke, and then we have outside of that, we contract you know, editors, Tucker. Yeah, by the way, I need to talk to you about

Yumi. And to Dupree? Or just you and me? Yumi wants to go back to Japan. They're tired of working for us. So we need to have a talk with them. I meant to bring this up earlier. They're upset though.

Well, do you feel like, It's appropriate to do it on the podcast. No, it's not. It's not. It's just, I don't think about our employees often. So when you brought up, you and me, I, well, yeah, it's fine. I also brought up Dupree and you seem to just scooted past it. I guess it just didn't interest you. It wasn't a part of your motive for whatever, whatever this is, airing out, you know, our business.

We could talk about Dupree if you want. We could talk about Yumi and Dupree. I mean, they weren't a good match. No, not at all. They didn't work well together. We shouldn't try to get our employees to date anymore. Yeah. I mean, but you could, you could see like from, like, from the outside, it seemed like they would have been a cute couple.

You me and DePri, but for us, we just, we just like, because, you know, it's referencing the movie. Right. It's a funny little, like, it's hilarious. Yeah. You know. But they, they, they just, they kept complaining about how it made it their personality in the workplace and how it's like, they were just a joke instead of a, of a, a. an employee and i did yeah a respected employee or whatever and i'm like respected employee in the same sentence yeah and you did that right afterwards and they didn't like that yeah they didn't like

that why you me or depre no neither one of them um but speaking of uh water parks speaking of water parks and water slides and roller coasters i love you matt i love you too well what were you gonna bring up i was gonna bring up the word of the week is it typhlosian that's not get that off the screen loop it's a Pokemon dude the word of the week guys I am on tsunami no Ryan get that off the screen look wait for me to say it I'm on mariam webster com how do you say this the word of the week is I can give it my best shot yeah I'm gonna try it in one go, I'm going to, I'm not going to, like, read it as I go. I'm going to read it and then try it. Go. Without stopping. Yeah. Go. Calipigian. No, palipigian. You might have nailed it

the first time. Calipigian. Hey. Calipigian, okay. It's Calipigian, which means having shapely buttocks. Ooh, like you. Nice ass. Like your bubble ass. Bubble butt. Sorry, I almost lost the alliteration in that and I and without the alliteration it's just crass and rude and disrespectful it's objectifying me and I'm sorry you know I'm not one to do that I admire your ass your bubble butt well I don't have a bubble butt at the moment um because I've lost a lot of weight but I'm gonna gain that weight back can you take the weight that I have gained because I have gotten heavy and it hurts my back technically yes I could like realistically stick a straw me and just sucks the lard out of me it's all that white squiggly shit it's like

differential pressure if you connect a tube to me and to you because I have lower mass it's just gonna naturally into you me no no well I mean we could but I doubt she would be cool with that okay but you know because I have less pressure in my body because I'm lighter it would just go to my body until it's even that makes sense, right? Are you a physicist? Ryan? Only theoretically. Yeah. I, uh, I don't have my degree in, and, in physicians stuff. Dude, I just thought of something that I can, you know, because I've always been kind of like,

I don't know if I'm a comedian, theoretical comedian. Come on. I'm a theoretical comedian. It makes it sound a little, dude, that's a fantastic Twitter bio. We're theoretical comedians. now I'm going to change my Twitter bio to that you should thanks you're welcome we can make it the super mega bio if you're radical comedians should we sorry I was just looking at the translucent red pop socket looks very nice I don't really like this I like the see-throughness of it I love I really I enjoy it makes me think of a red jello yeah so I like the way it looks but this pop socket has been for some reason it's chafing my finger real bad

you should get some phone handling gloves I've been thinking about it they are expensive though he makes them out of leather again yeah but like homemade leather is you know very expensive and also it's a small business yeah but it's also American

I know but he's killing well he's not American but it's in America right he makes the gloves right but he's killing the horses for their skin for it and sometimes for fun and that's that's all right but when he profits off it that's where I draw the line real quick pop that word of the week back up luke because we didn't use it in a sentence

a tsunami is a big wait not that one still nope okay it's greek first use in 1831 like the yogurt like what like the yogurt yep that's correct just a fucking disgusting fly is there like rotting food in here was there a little fly there's a little gnat going around we're not we're not where we are not returning to the fruit fly era of this of this show he's going away he's flying up he's fly and up um i'm trying to find a sentence that uses it here it is recent examples on the web this is from november 2021 in a new york times article regardless of subject matter jarring juxtapositions are the rule snails and peaches nude models prancing in the louvre a calip a calipidian kim cardashian and

in stockings and heels scaling a sandpit. That sounded like a bunch, that sounded like a spell. That sounded like a group of people would be chanting that over like a bubbling cauldron of lime green sludge. That sounded like that or like a string of words meant to trigger like a CIA asset into like becoming a killing machine. Their eyes turned in the cat eyes maybe. Y'all, that'd be cool.

That'd be really cool. When you use the word. Yeah, reptile's eyes I love reptiles eyes I have a reptile And I love his eyes They're very They're like buggy and very

Bulbous Well when you play with him He becomes an amphibian Because you like playing him with him In the bathtub Yeah Which I Well okay to be fair

I didn't know that That reptiles and amphibians Were different things I didn't know what differentiated them And I thought that they could both go in water He probably likes it liked but

yeah we were playing submarines but maybe it's just a gene thing you didn't have a strong it just didn't have strong genes you know is the reason he was a pet

you know I mean snakes should they look like they can swim water moccasins can swim oh water yeah okay yeah I had a corn snake corn snake There's nothing to laugh about I'm sorry

You know, I laugh when I'm uncomfortable Me too It sucks to be at a funeral for me That was me laughing because I remembered last time that happened It made me feel uncomfortable So we just started making each other laugh You know

Because when you started laughing That made me cringe and become very uncomfortable So I started laughing And then that made you laugh more To be fair we didn't know it was a funeral or a memorial of any kind. I thought it was a Trader Joe's. Well, it was weird to have a funeral in a Trader Joe's, I will say.

But, you know, that was my- I guess the general manager was respected a lot. Yeah. Didn't have to have an open casket in the produce section, though. Well, it's colder in the produce section. I get it. I mean, I understand, I guess. And it was in summer.

From a customer's point of view, a bit much. Well, and also, you know, because you worked at, Trader Joe's. He was all hippy-dippy organic, didn't believe in formaldehyde or any type of preserving agents for the body. So the body was just from the time it died to the time it was in that Trader Joe.

He said, bury me the way the way the spirits made me. And then the problem was, you know, they didn't family postponed, or they kind of slacked on the funeral until it was about a week and a half later. So, yeah, it was gross. But not to mention

after the procession, they used him as a door deck you know how they do shrunken heads well they shrunk him down completely and he's just kind of up yeah i mean but that was also he has a we he has a we're hiring t-shirt yeah and that's very funny he would have liked that i think i just don't think i can go to that traitor yeah no i can't go to that traitor joes hey i just thought of a great meme that i'm sure some Republicans used while Joe Biden was president. Traitor Joe? Ooh. I'm sure I can find

some memes where it's a picture of Joe Biden. Maybe it's just the logo is Trader Joe with Joe Biden on it, right? It's like a t-shirt where it's like Trader Joe. That's a good idea. As in Trader with a T guys. Like a... You could probably make a lot of money off that. If someone hasn't already fucking done it first. Sell it to a bunch of idiots.

Honestly, there's a lot of money there. Hey, snake oil salesmen make money somehow. I'm not selling again with, you know, It's not literal snake oil. It's a saying referencing what you would be selling is... But there's water moccasins. Is there something with oil that...

No. Can they breathe an oil? No. Oil's too thick. But maybe their lungs work differently. Their little snake lungs? And their little snake hearts beating? Do you ever think about how cute their little snake hearts are?

Dude... First, I cannot find any Joe Biden, Trader Joe thing. So we're going to make a million dollars. Second, I looked up after I got my corn snake, Leonard, I looked up, uh, today's his feeding day. Lenny for friends, but. Yeah, I got to give him his pinky today. His little, his little frozen mouth. His pinky.

That's what they're called because they're pink. I, that's what they look like. It is. I looked up a diagram of like his anatomy because I was curious after I got him. I'm like, looking at his body and I'm like, damn, dude, Evolution just made you into a fucking tube. Imagine if they had wings. Right?

Wouldn't that be cool? Yeah, it would be cool. And he had like little legs. You'd be like a little, I know I'm explaining like a little mini dragon, but I'm explaining a lizard with wings. A dragon. Yeah, okay. Or a.

That's a dragon. What's the proper term, right? That's a dragon. Okay, good. Well, I didn't say it breathes fire. Dragons don't have to necessarily breathe fire. Okay. And I don't want to get into this again, because last time we got into this,

led to a very large argument about the drakes versus dragons versus the worms yeah w y rm yeah uh but yeah i was like my man evolution just kind of screwed you over but it just made you into a fucking straight tube so i looked up as anatomy and it's crazy how much god was able to jam pack into that little tube and the way everything's organized it's just fucking like that was the best description i could do do you think worms see it as unfair that snakes you know get to be who they are and worms just are what they are. Worms, as in like W-O-R-M? Yes.

Yes. I think worms do get jealous. I think Earthworms are very jealous because they got to spend their time living in fucking dirt. Drying up on pavement. Especially after the rain. Oh, yeah. And snakes, on the other hand, get cool little enclosures and they get to bite people

and sometimes get away with it. Worms wish they could. Worms wish they could bite people and get away with it. They can't. My son, Elinia's never bit me or even attempted to. Has he pooped on? he has he pissed on you he is not he's a good he's a good snake still uh trying to get accustomed to handling him because i've it's been a slow process of trying to get him to like

you've tried the thing well i did the first time the first day i had him and i don't know why i took your advice on the on the lasso trick because that was just uh i think that that did some irreparable damage to his trust of me so well it was your fault for not turning the fan off the ceiling fan so I'd say more of the blame is on you I didn't know that he first off I didn't mean to let go of him so so so when you so when you texted me the video watch this that wasn't intentional no I am I don't I don't abuse my snake. Well, I abuse my other snake if you catch my drift.

Oh, yeah. Especially with the piercing you just got. Oh. I don't think you're actually supposed to get a piercing there specifically because it can block. Oh, they, they were very against doing it at the piercing place. They were like, we, I had to sign a thing like releasing all liability from them. Didn't they have to give you the piercing gun because they literally couldn't do it? I had to do it myself.

And I missed twice. So. But it looks sick, dude. I mean, I have two free piercing now. But, you know, I got to keep it in because it's going to get infected. Right. Yeah. But, yeah, I'm trying to build trust with him.

He's a little baby. He's sweet. He's very cute. I love him. Luke. What is, what is like... Put a picture of Lenny up. What are snake ears?

You know, if dog ears, I know it's wrong, but it's like seven or whatever. Technically, people have done the math where, right, it's more of like, the years kind of, it's like very fast at first and then it kind of dips off in terms of aging and our conception of tying it to human lifespans. Corn snakes in captivity can live 20 to 25 years. Okay. So, damn. Yeah.

On average. Yeah, with an average lifespan, six to eight in the wild, but in captivity an average of 20 to 25. So they're healthy. Some corn snakes can reach over 30. So, yeah, I'm going to have, I hope to have Little Leonard in 2050. Do you give them corn?

Do you have a little fun little piece of corn? That's why he's called a corn snake, isn't it? I only feed him corn. Do you give them a little corn cob to just decorate the enclosure so people know? Oh, I know what this is. Honestly, because they did that at Riverbank Zoo. A corn cob? Yeah, they'll put like a piece of, it's not real, but it's probably like a decorative corn.

They're called hides, the place the little things for snakes to hide in, go figure. And I bet I could, that would be cool to make one, like out of a dried up corn cob, cut a little like opening for him to, you know, go in and put it in there. Be pretty cool. That's a good idea. And then I can have a tiny little plaque that says donated by Ryan McGee. Like they have at the... No, I take tips. Like they...

No? At the zoo. You're saying you're going to take it. my idea and I take my idea. I don't know my wallet on me. I don't have to cash my wallet. Then I take my idea back. Hey! How don't even, how, what are we talking about? I did a grabbing motion for those wondering and I stole my idea back out of his mind. It's right straight from my mind's eye. And speaking of my mind's eye, if you look on screen right now, here's a list of all the little people inside my head that are telling me all sorts of different awful things that

that I'm supposed to do to carry out a prophecy that needs to be fulfilled and I don't want to do these things but if you see on screen right now these are all the people in my head that are telling me to I'm still of the same opinion that it's the marketplace of ideas and they deserve a microphone as well well I mean the microphone I mean the microphone the microphone in your head of taking them seriously and what they're saying yeah and because they're not all crazy so I mean the ones uh with the emojis by their name that those are the ones that are the Crazy is screaming the loudest. The ones that are in green underneath that. Those are the, those are the ones that are look out for. I need to look out for. And actually a couple of them have been pretty good about warning me before a satellite flies over my house and scrambles my thoughts. And they've they've actually, I've been able to get to the tinfoil in time to to basically cover up to keep the satellite from reading my my brain waves and my thoughts. So I'm telling you, you need to have like one on one session like like you need to start scheduling out me. meetings with all these with all of them yeah we'll see about that um but i mean maybe i'll open up

meetings uh to hear them all out and there's still actually uh slots that are open um i'm gonna do that yeah and there are still there's slots you could sign up now at patreon a com slash super mega yep and become a uh podcast producer or an executive producer that's just what i call them and even get stickers in the mail every month luke put some stickers up and uh watch exclusive patreon content like an after like a podcast Oh yeah Oh yeah That we do

Where we just talk a little bit more After this very show Yeah you think it's done Once the YouTube video ends Or the little Spotify ends Nope It keeps going guys And what about Uncle Sleepover

The thing where we watch movies And commentate over them You can watch You can watch We have a shit ton of episodes 20 movies now 20 movies up there And we're gonna record

Another one next week Next week yeah I'm excited We love you guys You guys are the best. Oh, Jesus, dude.