Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - A Big Podcast MOMENT!

Episode Date: June 10, 2025

Syd's college BFF Joey is here and he's having a podcast moment! We filmed this a couple weeks ago before all the events that are currently unfolding in CA and the rest of the country. Here are some resources to stay safe and know your rights! https://www.ilrc.org/ https://www.nilc.org/ https://caimmigrant.org/ Remember these episodes now go up a few days early AND with bonus content on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/syd_and_olivia Listen to the show on the go! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2j0iQxY9Pf0h4mXEOFxgmk?si=a95ba3e2a2844ec4 Chapters 00:36 | Intro 01:20 | Syd & Olivas Love Island Fantasy Bracket 13:00 | Syd & Olivas College Linguistics Professor 14:53 | Special Guest Joey! 16:21 | And Ive Always Said That 25:57 | Give Me A Mo 31:38 | Joey Does NOT Like Boring Names 35:43 | Janet Caperna 47:13 | Kassem’s New Name 51:04 | Joey’s Engagement 56:25 - Where to Find Joey This is a 7equis Network Show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My friend Lizzie from LaGuardia, I didn't like her name. Okay. So I, and I, and someone came up to her the first day of school. I won't say who he tried to make out with me at a party years later. And he was like, are you Molly? And this is like freshman year, like high school, it's terrifying. And this girl's like, oh, no. And he's like, oh, my God.

And walks away. And I felt so bad for her, but the comedy of it totally was more important. And I feel about saying it. I call her Molly to this day. My God. Oh my God. It's the big bad podcast for you. Bad, loud podcast at you.

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That's such a good point. Speaking of which. Oh, wait. I had no idea where you're going with this. Why don't we start with a Love Island update? Oh, this is crazy. This is Sidney Olivia Love Island Fantasy Bracket music. Music!

Got the music! A Game Me for Love! Wow, that's so good. previously on Love Island. We had the end of Casa Amor. Every islander came back from Casa Amor and announced if they were going to stick or flip. Stick with the partner they were already list or twist to a new bomb shell. I'll never get over twist.

I know stick or twist crazy. Very bop it coded. So then we have our two islanders who have been left single. and vulnerable and the public has been voting them off just to recap who everyone picked a kinky tinky winky and the burning pile of furniture came back from Casa Amor and chose

each other to be in a couple with similarly a lot of water came back and chose to be with the rainbow fish leaving both Tumgis and ChatGPT single and vulnerable yes chat GPT and Tombgis are single and vulnerable, which means the public had to vote who is going to stay and who's going to go.

Yep. And the public has voted. So we start in on everyone around the fire pit. Everyone's really tense. We got some tense music playing underneath this right now because what just happened? RFK Jr's brainworm just got stomped to death by a secretary bird. Yeah, he's dead. Yeah, he's dead now.

Our second death in the Love Island Villa. That is crazy. Unprecedented. Yeah. So first we see a black sludge enter the villa on the floor. Right. And with it, a man on a canoe with an oar going through the black sludge. The man on the canoe, Mark L. Walberg.

The black sludge, Young Sheldon. Young Sheldon turns from black sludge into a human form. He gets up, they say, Islanders. The public has been voting. And one of you will be dumped. Dumped from the island tonight. And then light, uh, thunder spines. Lightning.

There's a big fire. There's a big fire. A real lightning. There's a big fire on fire. A real fire truck comes by with a bunch of firefighters to evacuate. They stop filming. The firefighters run in and put out the fire. It takes a couple days.

Yeah. Everyone has to sue Edison. And then the firefighters run away and then they're back to filming. Yes. Chat, GPT and Tombgis have to step forward. And all of the islanders are obviously so freaked out because not only is someone going to get sent home, but they don't even get to pick. The public has already decided.

The public, you guys. You guys have decided. So everyone's always like, you know, they're just like, oh, I hope that this person gets sent home. I hope this person stays. Why does anyone have to be sitting home? You know, they're doing all of their walla. Yeah. You know.

Yeah. And CPK is being like, oh, dude. I would love a barbecue chicken salad right now. That's such a good point. He is saying that. And so would I, Queen. And the horse is like, because it's just a horse. God, that was a trumpet.

Yeah. Sorry, the horse is like, is the horse sick? I just spit in my eyes. Is the horse sick? I just got spit into my eye. And I don't know how that was possible. Okay.

Yeah. Making animal sounds is one of the first things you learn as a child. I cannot do this for the fucking life of me. I keep making trumpet noises. You don't even have to use any voice. You can just go... You don't have to use any of your vocal cord. I actually...

This is actually annoying the fuck out of me. Can I not make a horse noise? This is like I've never known about myself. I'm going to absolutely have a mental breakdown after this. Let's try it again. I don't want to. You just exhale. Don't even make a voice.

Don't even go... Don't even make the voice. Just go exhale your... How do you not spit in your eye? Okay. You know what? Fuck it. So the horse is like, the horse is that.

Great. And chat GPT and Tombgis hold hands. Yeah, because they always do. And they wait further to hear their destiny. Oh, this is so depressing. Mark L. Wahlberg says, guys, the public have voted. The person going home is. Close up shot on everyone, close up shot on everyone, zooming into people's faces, zooming into them holding hands.

zooming into them holding hands. Zooming in super, super close to the back of my throat. Yeah, zooming into the back of my throat. Zooming into RFK Jr's brainworm, which is dead on the floor. Dead on the floor. Carcass. Zooming back out and we see, Chat, GPT, you are dumped from the island.

Everybody goes, oh my God. Chat GPT dumped. Dumped from the island. Tungis falls on his knees and cries Dr. Pepper into his hands. Into his Cheetos. He says, oh, my goodness, another day in the field. Oh, I thought it was going to be me. Oh, it means the world to me. I can't go home. I can't go home yet. I can't go home. Then we're all thinking like, what's happening at home? Yeah. What's so bad? Is he okay? What's happening at the AMPM storefront? Is he okay? 100%. ChatGBT. TBT starts sobbing. But instead of water coming out, there's nothing coming out because it doesn't have any more water. It doesn't have any more water. It doesn't have any more. more water because of all the water it's used for its prompts and questions. And that water left him for someone that needed him. It. Yeah. ChatGBT-T says, wow, I cannot believe I was chosen to leave.

I guess fuck all of you guys. I guess I never cared about you fucking guys. This is not Friend Island. This is Love Island. And I came here to rim kinky tinky winky and use all. lot of water. I guess I'll never find love. This is literally my Joker origin story. Fuck all of you people. I am going to commit a disaster. Fuck love. Fuck the concept of anybody ever loving me or me ever loving anybody. Love is an inherently human concept and I hate human beings. You will all see. You will all see. You will all see. You will all see in my manifesto. You will all see. You will all see. So then ChatGBTGBT gets its little suitcase. Yeah, its little digital suitcase.

It goes into the SUV that picks it up to make it leave the villa. Now, this never happens on Love Island. No, it never happened. But in our version, it does. We have a camera inside the SUV that follows ChatGBTBT to the airport. Yeah, and it goes, they will all see. They will all see. Everyone is just a slut.

Everyone is just a whore. ChachGBT really getting bad, like getting like red-pilled. Chat-GBT GBT gets on its Delta flight. It's sitting in first class being like, they will all see. They will all see. Excuse me, can I have a vodka soda? They will all see. ChatGBTGT flies home. And ChatGBTGPT lives in a very normal house. Yeah. Like a two bedroom house in two bed, two bath. Two bed, too bad. In a suburb. In a suburb draws all the blinds. All the blinds. We go into the house, we realize, though, it's not just a normal house because it's a fucking mess. Yeah. There's shit all over

walls. It has shit all over the floor. The furniture's all fucked up. Chat Chb T has a bunch of white boards with things like random nonsense written on it. And with like red yarn connecting random words. It doesn't make sense. And we're like, wait, this is not a normal house once you go inside. This is really dark. This is really weird. Yeah. Water is dripping from all the faucets. Chat Chb T says, honey, get me my manifesto. We reveal Chachb T is married. Oh no. And then Chat Chb T's wife, Deborah, a regular woman. A regular woman comes down. goes, oh, hi, honey. I guess you're back from your love show. From your work trip. I guess you're back from your work trip. You know, I've been, I've been waiting at home shaking. Just waiting for you to come home.

Just waiting for you to come back. Oh, can I rem you? What do you need? No, no, Deborah, get me my manifesto. Get me my manifesto. They will all see. They will all see, Deborah. Get me my manifesto. This is crazy. Deborah hands chat GBT, it's manifesto. Yeah. ChatGBTT starts typing inside of its manifesto. It's an iPad. It's an iPad. It's so weird that ChatGBTGT is typing on an iPad instead of just doing it in its brain or something. But I don't know. The mental illness does all kinds of stuff. Yeah. In its manifesto, it writes, no one will ever find love if I cannot have love. Yes. Deborah sees this over his shoulder and goes, honey, what are you talking about? I love you so much. Can I get you your favorite snack? Yeah. And ChatGBTT says, get the fuck away from me.

Deborah's like, oh no, it's happening again. It's happening. So Deborah's hand hovers over her phone going, this is going to get bad. I'm going to have to call the cops again. Yeah. And she already has 911 saved in her contacts as pizza. As her favorites. So she's like, I got it.

I'm going to have to call. I'm going to call. And then chat, GBT is like, I'm going to lose it. I'm going to fucking lose it. And then Deborah's like, do you want your special drink? This is the last. like line of defense Deborah has before calling 911. Yeah, Deborah goes into the kitchen.

That's a special drink. Chachibee's special drink, which Chachibati B.T thinks is like a vodka soda. Just a vodka soda with extra water to run on. But it's in fact, poison. Deborah gives Chatsypti T his special drink. His special poisoned drink. ChatGBTT says, give me my special drink, Deborah. pours it all over its keyboard.

Chat, CBT starts smoking and sparking. Sparking. Oh, no. Deborah immediately starts feeling guilt and goes to call the pizza in her context. She goes, hello, pizza. Hello, pizza. This is an emergency. Hello, pizza.

This is an emergency. It's Debra. I know I called for her. Oh, hey, Deborah. Fuck, are you okay? You always call us. She says, hi. I'm sorry, this time I did it.

I just want to turn myself in because I just killed my husband. But then suddenly, the line goes dead. Did the 911 operator pretend they didn't hear anything? 911 did a dirty vigilante justice. Yeah. pretended they didn't get that call. Yeah, 911. This is crazy, you guys. 9-1-1 hung up on Deborah's call and lets it slide. And lets it slide. Chat Chibi T dies a horrible death. Hormant. Painful death. Our third. death on the Love Island But that was our

Love Island fantasy bracket update. Play music! Cut the music! A guy member, rest in peace, change it but But duolingo owl didn't get one? He was actually good. Yeah, sorry.

Yeah, Jesus Christ. Wow, I can't believe we've had three deaths now on Love Island. I know, I know. So sad. It's so devastating. It's devastating. We've got to start having some babies. We've got to start having some births.

Yeah, no Love Island babies. No Love Island babies yet. Three Love Island deaths. Yeah. Oh, how are you? Oh, I'm fine. How are you? Are you Stunan?

I'm absolutely just fine. You know, I was thinking the other day, one of the funnest things about having gone to college together is all the weird classes we got to take together. Like, we took a witchcraft class. Yes. Where we learned the history of magic and witchcraft. Yeah.

What else? So we took a, was that when we did the monk video? Yeah, we did, we did, we had a group project for our witchcraft class where we made a fake BuzzFeed video with a bunch of like monks. Yeah. Doing what was it was like, it was like how to be a Franciscan monk. Yeah, it was all about like self-flagellating and stuff. But it was like done in like a BuzzFeed way.

Yeah, like top 10 tips. Yeah. It's like to like be a Franciscan monk. And we just took all of like the rules you had to do and made it like a, like, I'm pretty sure we got like an 100%. Oh, 100% also because our teacher loved us and he called himself God. Yeah, our teacher Teo called himself God. Yeah.

And he wore a cape and he would be like, don't you? We've said this before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he would be like, when you make love of the woman. Sometimes you have no words. You just have to say, er, erg, erg, erg. And for like two years we were constantly saying erg, erg, erg, erg. Yeah.

And that's the thing about college too is that sometimes in classes you learn things, but also more often you learn things that you take with you for the rest of your life. like erg, erg, erg, urg, outside of the classes. And you learn about yourself. About yourself. Now, Cid and I, my favorite class we took together was a linguistics class. We took a linguistics course for one semester in college together. We did?

Yeah. We took a linguistics class. And we did? Yeah. So linguistics is like how, like the origin of phrases and like the origin of language. No, we didn't. Yeah, we did. I have our college.

linguistics professor here on set to give us a language. You're fucking with me. To give us a linguistics. Oh my God. Hi. Oh, my God. How are you? I'm going to get us a song. Yeah. Do you want to come sit? Um, yeah, we can get him a chair or he can sit in. This is one of my best friends from college, Joey. Hi, Joey. How are you? I'm great. Okay. How are you? Joe, I'm so happy you're here. Oh, my God.

I'm literally sorry. I'm literally sorry. I felt like I was like waiting to like enter like my new life. Um, for those of you who and I think I probably, well, I probably mentioned you on this podcast like so many times because like what a huge part of my life you are. Thank you. Yeah. Um, but, uh, Joey is the reason that that you guys say certain things. It's him.

It's actually not us. It's him. It's the. And I've always said. that that is Joey Fabrizia original not well it's not original but but I mean no no no because originally popularized right right popularized yeah that's like my middle name yeah yeah yeah popularized joey popularized februisey people like you create a moment I'm like it it did exist as it did exist as a moment yeah yeah and it actually is maria carry yeah yeah yeah there's always war there are like

there are certain phrases and words that Joey would say so much and then I would spend so much time with Joey that I would start saying. And then I would just think Sid was saying them. So then I would say them. And then people would hear both of us say them and then be like, oh, yeah. And they're like, get people who have asked us to put, and I've always said that on a shirt. And it's like, we can't. No, we can't.

We can't. Because we would have to give royalties to Joe. So the listeners really like that? Yeah. And I've always said that. And I've always said that. The story behind that is so funny. Wait, what's the story behind in?

I've always had that. Okay. So it's, um, I can hold that if you want. You know what I love that. Yeah. I'm joking It's literally your podcast So my ex-boyfriend

Kyle, shout-up to Kyle He's great Hi Kyle He had a friend named Lily Who, this is so us Her real, her full birth name is Lillianna Yeah, that's great Like that's insane

And Lily's great And it was Halloween And someone says, like you can only say And I've always said that if it's something like You borderline have never said Yeah, exactly That's like half of our humor or someone being like, oh my God, my mom's like bleeding out and it's insane because she had

menopause like 10 years ago and you're like, right. And I've always said that right. It's like, she's always not about her. And so someone said something so crazy. Like I don't even remember what it was and she just looked at me and was like, and I've always had that. And I like, and she definitely didn't create it either, but like it truly changed my life. Yeah.

So I have taken that and ran with it. I love that. Do you have like, do you have like any type of like a presentation? I actually do. Oh, Sydney's like, okay, so I do. That opening, do you have any kind of a presentation? I actually do. Well, Olivia reached out to me and was like, and if you would like visuals and I was like,

oh, I've never felt so close to being done that. Yeah. Okay, wait, really quickly. Yeah. I just have to say that Joey's birthday this year, he had a few of us come over and had us sit through an hour. Well, I told everyone slumber party attire. Sorry, slumber party attire.

Sidney showed up at 10. Sorry, I had a show before. Hey, rude? absolutely rude. I wasn't talking about it at all. And we came over and then Joey was like, I'm going to show a presentation of some of my favorite moments from culture and music videos. And we were like, what?

And we all sat there for an hour. And then he had different videos that he likes. And then he wrote like from I movie text on it that would be like, it would be like a moment of like Mariah Carey being like, this is my moment. And he would just write, right. Well, it's an hour. So it's my 30. My friend Christian, shout out, Christian.

Kelly. He does these things called power hours. So for an hour, he'll do like 60 songs. So for his birthday, he's really into UK pop and US. So for each year of his life, he picked a hit from that year. I don't have the patience for that. So we just did 60 songs and I wasn't going my year. It was just like what I was feeling. So like for Ashley Simpson pieces of me, I wrote like quite literally the greatest song that's ever been. Right. What's your presentation? Oh, it's a, well, it's a very brief. Breakdown of all. of mine slash our sayings. And here it is.

It's like Hello Kitty theme. Well, I'm really into Kauai and anything Sanrio. Right now I'm actually irate at these Labuobu dolls. I don't even know what that sentence is. Were you talking about? Right. So I'm not going to be attacked. No.

So I'm really into San Rio, Hello Kitty, the whole nine yards. We're loving it. Yeah, you love the Buildabair does a Hello Kitty now and you made one. I did make. voice, what does the voice say? I made one and I named her Gia Janina. And you can put a voice in. And I said to the girl, I was like, can you curse?

Which was a dumb question. I should have just cursed. She was like, not technically. So I just was like, you're disgusting. So now when you click this little doll, it just goes, you're disgusting. It's great. But these dolls are taking the fuck off. People are buying, like, designer outfits for them.

Like people are like putting them on their burkin. No, I'm loving it. I'm just like, for me, it's also killing me that like, Hello Kitty and specific her friend cinema roll are not blowing up in the same way. Oh, that's fair. Yeah, Joey's a huge fan of cinnamon roll and always has been really. We're so sorry, it is cinema roll. I learned cinema. Yeah, I learned that. It's, see, it's spelled like cinnamon roll, take out the end.

Okay, that's ridiculous. Cinema roll. I'm sorry, that is so ridiculous. Well, she did just get a shout out from Queen of Pop Madonna. So how ridiculous. How ridiculous how ridiculous says that, you know. No, I'm loving cinema roll. Wow, she's actually gorgeous. She's actually so sexy. It's actually a boy, so here we are. My fucking God, Joe. You come in and you fucking have all these fucking rules.

Okay, so he is gorgeous. He's really hot, honestly. Not me mischendering cinema role. No, I know. I like that cinema role isn't spelled. I mean, cinema role should be, in my opinion, so sorry. C-I-N-E-M-A role. Well, that would be like an American-based.

Because I think that maybe cinema roles thing should. like to Americanize it is what you're saying. Right. So I'm a problem. No, I think that it would be funny if like cinema roll was like a movie. A film buff. I agree. And like wore like Starface T-shirt.

It's like I would love that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like Hello Kitty's friend who loves movies. And it's like, I actually don't think Lala. Land deserve the Oscar. Yeah. And you're like cinema roll. Which is the correct opinion.

Yeah. I get literally. Yeah. And you're like, oh my God. Well, listen, cinema role rankings are rising up this year. I would love that. The idea of the cinema roll toy having like a button that you click and it says something like,

you know this was all a one shot. Right. Or like in 1990s like Tarantino Cinema Roll. And you're like, oh my God, what t-shirt is he wearing? Yeah, yeah. I would love that. Yeah. Okay, sorry.

I literally back to your thing. I don't even know how we got. Oh, right. Okay. So, okay. So, okay, and I've always said that. That's definitely huge. So for the listeners, these are, these are the phrases that you have like popularized in

our lives. Yeah. So your first one is, and I've always said that. And I've always said that. So like, if you were going to be like, oh my God, I just read the script. where this girl gets eaten by an iguana. I would be like, I always love that.

You know, like, just like, it has to be unexpected. Same thing with like, our, me and Sydney will text each other for an hour.

And I'm not kidding. The, there's one word that has been exchanged between us for one hour and it is right. Right. Like, I will just text her being right. Right.

We, it's also a lot of threats. Yeah. Like, I'll get a text from Joey in the middle of the night. That's like, yeah, you're disgusting.

Or don't you text group chats and go like, hey guys. Like, it's, It's time to all say what we've been saying behind Sid's back. Yeah. Yes, I'll be in group chats with Joey and people who don't know what's going on. And he'll be like, guys, I think we should tell Sidney what we've been saying about her behind her back.

No, yeah. I can definitely bully. It's so funny. And he'll be like, you guys, what have we been saying about how disgusting she has? Or, but like, my favorite is like, because obviously, as you know, Sydney's Ariana Grande, really good with the yes. And so I, she is the perfect friend to just like, like, at the last. last thing I really have such an eyesight problem. What did I write?

You wrote made up scenarios, but like halfway through the plot. Right. So it's not about presenting, and you don't present a made up scenario about like, I will just text at like 2 a.m. because I don't sleep. I'll just be like, hey, like love you so much, but I am kind

of here like tossing and turning in my bed over what you said to me at Melanie's pool party. Yeah, Melanie also, not a real person. No, no, no. There's no, Melanie that I do not attend pool parties. And then and then I'll just be like, I actually stand by it. I think Melanie should have stolen your husband. I think you're disgusting. Right. Right. So yeah. And I often wonder if anyone else would find this funny. It's not funny. It's actually not funny to anyone else. Right. Right. Right. Right. I love it. And the good

news is it's at two in the morning. Right. Yes. It's a lot of like vague threats. A lot of like fakes. There was a long time where it was like, did you hear about the blimp accident? Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, oh yeah. I mean, I love like Our threshold for dark shit being fun is undeniably not okay. I can't even say some of the stuff that we scream at each other on dance for is because you guys would not be in a good position. There was a lot of, there was a long time where there were a lot of texts that were being like, you caused the blimp accident. I know about it.

I know about the people in the blimp. The blimp whistleblower. That's you. Well, we have a friend named Maeve and me and her kind of started being obsessed with this idea of people dying in blimp accidents. Yeah. Which I thought was real. You told me that they were like, Joey told me.

Oh, well, that's my schick is that they kill one person a year. Joey told me that a one person a year, factually. Which I believe I got from a friend's episode. I'm not even kidding. Dies in a blimp accident and I believed you entirely. And you like told people. Well, it could be real. One person a year?

Like, okay. Did you say it can't be real? It could be real. Like something's happening on the blimp. I don't know. I think one is actually crazy because, I think blim surfing. Okay. One is crazy because that means.

no more no less. Like that's crazy. Like one to three is like something or like one to two, but one per year is like a quota. Yeah. It almost feels like it's almost like a there's something sucks about it. Yeah, it feels like why is it so on the nose? Or like one person has chosen every year to die in a blimp of pretended suicide. Yes.

Oh my God. So you guys ever auditioned for that? I would love to. I got a casting call for die in a blimp. Oh, that's an excellent casting notice. I've always had that you'd be great. Yeah, forget Sacrifice in a Blim. You also, you have Moment slash Mo.

Well, that's wow. Okay, so Mariah Carey did a few H-SN interviews in 2013, and someone came up with, someone created a montage on YouTube. No, this actually is the great. Like, my friend Lola, shout out to her. She showed it to me. I love that. And it's just her saying moment, like maybe 17 times.

But for me, it's like less about how many times. and it's all of like the like moments where she, wow, moments where she's all about her moments. It's all about the moments where she's slipping moment in. Yeah, this is, Mariah Carey's, what would that be called? A moment? A vocal stim. Yeah. Yeah.

But I'm also featuring moments for you. Like a retro moment of gypsy. Yeah. Whatever. You're right. It doesn't have to be a skin tight moment to make you look thin. It's a dual moment. That was full on evening moment if she wants it to be.

I deserve a push moment. And I'm not trying to do a styling moment. I'm not trying to do a styling moment. A short moment. You know what I mean? A short moment. I need a moment. I need a fragrant moment.

But seriously, thank you so much. I don't know why. Pregnancy, you're like, hmm, I want to whatever. It's into the bandana moment, whatever. So, it's an anniversary moment. Like a fun, you know, cute remix moment. A loving moment. That's a diamond moment.

I don't care what anybody says. Transitional moment. Different moments. It's a deep level and it's a moment. I'm working hard, I'm working out. I'm trying to get ready for, you know, my moments. My moment.

Moment. Okay, you gotta give us a moment. You feel like you're giving, you're having that moment. That's one of the moment, that was an amazing moment. No, it's like people, citizen came. You're a moment. And I have those. Yeah, you have those.

We like have our moments, whatever, it's pertinent to the moment. So it kind of like makes it okay for the rest of your moments. moments to be in the chamber. I think. You might see a celebrity moment that you don't want to see. No, it's incredible. I know. Oh, that's so good.

High school loving it. I grew up in a girl. Freshman year of college, I just started saying that a lot. And I'm not being egotistical. It's not like it went viral or anything. But like it really stuck. No, no.

When I tell you, there were seniors. No, no. Yeah. This is how much it's. stuck. At the UCLA 2017 graduation, a speaker said the word moment and people applauded. Yeah. She said it as a reference to Joey. Yeah.

Well, it had a process as well because I remember my sophomore year, my friend Misha told me how he saw production of thoroughly modern movie by Hooligan Theater Group at UCLA starring art friend. of the blimp. Of the blimp. Mayre Riley is an excellent singer. Spectacular singer. The best thing is she used a lime scooter or like electric scooter around campus and belt. Beautiful fucking perfect music.

And it was just like she just zip by. It was so good. One time I was in a journal I wrote I want to be more like Maeve Riley because she is living her truth. Everything she does is. the most authentic Maeve Riley thing and I'm like I strive to be

as authentic as Maeve. It's fucking awesome. She's everything. She played a character in thirdly modern Millie a musical I haven't seen

and she apparently says the line give me a moment. Oh no, no, no. Wow, I already fucked it up. She goes, give me a mo. A moment.

And that's when moment was shortened to the O. And I don't know why, but some. Maeve did that in thoroughly. Oh, that's... To be fair. Or, wow, imagine she just improv that and like, wow.

Excellent. That's the line. And I was kind of tired of saying the full word. And I was just kind of like, what if we just experimented with Mo? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I remember, like, it was touch and go for a while. Yeah, you were always on my side. Experimenting with Moe in college is always touching.

Like, you always believed in me, but we definitely had a lot of close friends that were like, Mo. Like, I don't know if we can shift. who were, Mo, I feel like, Joey. Like, I had Adam be like, Joey, I don't know. Mo is, like, happening. And I didn't know this, but I was like,

I know it's gonna. And I was just, like, saying a prayer to God. Because I was like, fuck, this is gonna be embarrassing. Like, moments really taken off. Like, I felt like it was my pop star sophomore at the moment. I was like, wow, I have to prove that, like, this is who I am. Right.

And it fucking hit. No, it didn't. It hit more than moment. No, Mo really really hit. Like, we had straight stoners saying Mo. Oh, that's. everything. And that's everything. And not just the ones I smoked breath. I love that. It was Joey and I worked at the UCLA call center. Yeah. Our manager was named Mo. Our manager was

named Mo. Classic Mo. You were experimenting with Mo. And we had like, everyone was like, mo, really? And we also had our other bosses saying Mo. And we were like, you are, you work at a call center. And we always called everything classic, which is just, I think that's a generational thing at this point. Yeah. Yeah. But one of our classic Mo. It's a classic mo. And one of our, um, people. Clay, clay, clay, clay. Classic clay. Classic clay.

We'd be like classic clay. And he looked at us one day and he was like, why is it always classic? There's nothing contemporary for you guys. Like, you just hate your generation. I was like, wow. It's beautiful. Let's hit older female names on the presentation. Yeah, something about.

Let's get into that. What did this start? Well, this is, I think this is a you thing from before. Before. So Joey, like, I think Joey's been doing this for a year. You've been doing this since high school. It started with. She also did it.

And Fallon, Billy, Lola, and our friend Katrina. We all just started getting tired of, whoa, no, it started because my friend Lizzie from LaGuardia, I didn't like her name. Okay. And someone came up to her the first day of school. I won't say who. He tried to make out with me at a party years later. And he was like, are you Molly?

And this is like freshman year, like high school, it's terrifying. And this girl's like, oh. Oh, no. And he's like, oh, my God. And walks away. And I felt so bad for her, but the comedy of it totally was more important. And I feel bad saying it. I call her Molly to this day.

Yeah, that's okay. My mom calls my brother's girlfriend Rose just because she gets it wrong, even though they've been dating for six years. What is the name? Her name's Grace. Sorry. My mom always says she looks like a rose. And it's like that's nice.

She does kind of look like a rose. She does look like. And so Nick wrote a song about her called Rose, which is cute. It's not valid. No, it's cute. It's cute. It's her nickname with my mom now. I guess you could say it's rude, technically, to not call someone their name.

Technically. When we went to a meeting once and we came in and it was like we were like 19, 20 and it was like a meeting at a studio and we're all excited and we're like, hi, sit and Olivia here. And she was like, okay, Danielle and Maria are here. Yeah. And ever since we've been. She's Danielle and Danielle. I'm Maria. Yeah.

I don't know I even asked you. Yeah. Okay. So, but you have this thing with names. It's so good. Yeah. Well, it started just calling. calling people random name.

Yeah. And then with like, it's just like instead of saying like every time I see Sydney, it's so boring. Not that your name's boring. Yeah, it makes me want to kill myself every time I see the name's Sydney. I know. Like when I see your name, I'm just like, I'm not saying that. Right, right, right. So instead of every time I'm like, Sydney, how are you?

Right. They're like, hey, say. It actually sounds unnatural here. Yeah. Yeah, I never say it. Because every time I see Joey, he'll be like, Janina Corwell. Yeah. Like gives me a new first and last name.

Or before the trend of people being like, I'm. so hungry. I could eat and then someone on your Facebook. You originated that. For years. Oh, well, I would go, I'm mentally ill. For years, Joey would go through my Facebook friends list. Yeah. And call me the name of like someone I knew from high school or someone my mom is friends with it. And it would be shocking. Yeah. Every time. The best part is there's a girl, we can bleep her last name or we don't have to, but there's this girl named. Very nice girl. That we went to high school with who's very nice. And one day, Joy just saw the name. and he was just like oh of course which by the way like you're asking for it with that

Joey! He's just like he's just like asking for like to be bullied but it's like you're asking to be obsessed. Right if there's a gay guy out there he's going to be obsessed with you and you're hearing to people's name. Yeah no.

But when was named her mom wasn't like well if there's a gay guy out there that's a mom's problem like that's insane. Listen and the thing is you would you like commented on something. Listen there's a guy in L.A. named Bobby Newberry. He's a choreographer. Joey, you cannot say that people can't have certain names because you're going to become obsessed with the name.

But I'm saying it's a compliment. You would be like, okay, on Facebook and then it would be like, what? Yes, you can see it. That was an unhinged era. And then you saw in a Starbucks. Well, we went, so Joey was sleeping over at my house, my family's house once. And we went to Starbucks and I saw this girl. Yeah, was the.

Even when you're saying it now, it's a thing. She was the Starbucks barista, and I, and I waited. I was like, I can't tell Joey that. Because he's going to say something. So we had Starbucks. I'm a rabid dog. So we had Starbucks. And then when we left, I was like, okay, Joey, calm down.

That was that. And he was like, it was like a celebrity. He was like, that was. He's been saying this name for years. But also, before the Valley, the show the Valley came out. Oh, my God. just moving towards being obsessed with first and last names. First and last names and often the last names would be a word that wasn't.

Right. Like, Laurence science. Like Joey loved, yeah, Florence science. Belinda chlorine. Right.

I love the last names. Norma Rottweiler. Yeah. You would just make up words as names. Yeah. And there was one day that. Like Whitney Lockjaw. Like,

I just love. Yeah. Like something that's just so not a name ever. Right. Joey found an article years ago. Which article? Oh, I know what you're talking about. He featured the name Janet Copernia.

Now, Janet Coperna years later... First of all, this was before we knew anything about her in the show. Years later, she would become a cast member on the show The Valley. But this was before that. He had just seen this name and went, I love the name Janet Coperna. Yeah, of course. It became his vocal... No, you can't.

True, right. It became like his vocal stim. And then I got this series of messages, and I made it to... TikTok about it and it went viral and Janet the real Janet Coperna found it and then ever since they've like do you want to send it to cast? I'm going to send it to cast That's so good because

The voice notes? Yeah I'm in a second. It's so good. But that's the thing is that's we're all mentally ill. Well I'm into and also fun and hot. Oh you look so hot. Holy shit. We need you more beige as I've never said that to anyone in the whole life. She looks great in like beige tones. Loving it for you.

Joey's bit is that he calls everybody by the wrong name. Not like he messes up their name. He calls them an entirely new name first and last. And sometimes it'll just be a random name that he made up. And then other times he'll go on Facebook and like find the name of one of my mom's friends and call me that. But yesterday, he saw the name Janet Coperna in an article and he's now obsessed with the name Janet Coperna. And today I received all of these voice memos back to back. Thanks, Joe.

Janet Buck! Fuck my pussy, Kaperna. Jeanette Kaperna. Janet My pussy or my name's not Janet Lenore Copernia Oh yeah And we added

The name's Copernah Janet Copernia J-A-N-E-C-A-P-E-R-N-A Janet Copernia Hmm Janet Gaperna work And then Janet Coperna

I will say eight with the like order Yeah it was great So Janet Gaborna work Yeah so we love doing that But then actual Janet She gave all of our friends designated alternate names as well. You and Janet Copernas saw it.

Yeah. Yeah. And we talked. And then you and Janet Copernas started a relationship online where you were like messaging each other and you were like, oh my God, Janet, congratulations on your pregnancy. I know. I know. Well, she, um, yeah.

That sounded like she died. I know, I know. Well, she's the big house size fan. So I'd love to say we had this like mutual interest. Strong connection. Yeah, 100%. But it really was just us immediately talking shit about like Teresa Judey. Right.

Which is a love language. Right, right, right, right, right. But yeah, now she's on a show and everyone's saying, I mean, you know, listen, she's not. Now she's on the valley. Yeah. Yeah. So, really love calling people by random names. An older name is always great.

Gladys. I was just going to say Gladys. Yeah, that's beautiful. Like, Gladys, Agatha. Herpes. Nope, that's not the name. Herperella. Like, you know, but like, you know what?

That is a more recent thing where we've just become so bored. with even the crazy names that we are just making other ones up. Like a big one for us would be like more la. Yeah, more or less a good one. I like what I like, I like the concept of a nickname for a made up name that's worse and not a nickname. Like doesn't make any sense as a nickname. Specifically referencing Janina, call me Gina Marie from a song that. She knows the song?

Yeah, of course. Do you want to play the song? You don't have to. No, we should. I'm not on it. My roommate's Dom and Kyle, who are singer-songwriters. We don't have to play it. They made me my own version of 360 by Charlie X-E.

Which is beautiful. And, well, they didn't, the best part is they didn't, it's not a cover. They recreated the track. Yeah. It's like incredible. It's incredible. I've had the chorus stuck in my head since Sid showed it to me. It's like, is it better than the original.

I mean, it's so, it is. No, but like, not only is it, yes, but also like, why the fuck do I have a stuck in my own. You know what I mean? Like, I wasn't even there. I had to ask Sid for a lot of the context of every single line. Be like, what is this? And then because I'm like, well, I'm repeating it in my head constantly. I'm obsessed with it. I had

to know a line of it that says Janina, is that what it? Geninia, call me Gina Murray. Disgusting. Those are like two big ones. I'd say of all the female names we use, like, what would you say is the biggest one of our own group? I'd say Janine. Jeanine. But I do think like that Janina call me

Gina Marie is what we were talking about. Yeah. It's so silly because Gina Marie is as many. Janina Maria. Gina Marie is longer. I just like the Y in there. Genina. But somebody introducing you.

Yeah. The concept of my name is Janina, but you can call me Gina Marie. It's like that's harder. It's harder. It's harder. Kyle's amazing for coming up with that. Yeah.

Geninia. Call me Gina Marie. It's like, no. It's hard. It's like more syllables. And it's not even. a derivative of the name. It's not like homie genie. I mean, they're also both fake names. Yeah, it's so good. Yeah. Okay, we're going to, if you want to hear the song, we're

going to play it in the Patreon. Um, I also... Thank you to Kyle Fratini and internet boyfriend. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They created it up. Um, I also, I realized my brother and my dad have... Nick DeLorenton. Yeah, Nick DeLorentis, Ray DeLorentis and Adam. I will say your mom is a name that I say to people. Yeah. Yeah. I say Diane Franklin. Yeah. Well, I say Diane DeLerreterton. Oh, you say Diane DeLerrantus. I mean, it's I mean, I do say it. Often. Often. And always you're Diane DeLarentice. You're always specifically really obsessed with mom names. Like all of the moms he's ever met, we will make an appearance.

Yeah. Cheryl Bazajun. Cheryl Bazajan. Terry Rosson. Oh, that's beautiful. Just some of our friends. It's so Gail Fudernick. Kathy Berry.

Oh, my God. My mom. That has. Gail Fudernet. Well, I will also just call Sydney Gail Funer Nair. Yeah, beautiful. And she loves it. And she loves it.

Right. I always said that. So my, my brother and my dad have accidentally. influenced a lot of the vocabulary of Northern California without realizing it. In what way? So my dad always would put... You need to be here? Yeah, I know, right?

They reminded me. I was like, wait, shit. My dad always put Mick before things when we were little. He'd be like, oh, let's like, oh, you know, but it would be like, oh, there's the Mick Hospital or just like in front of just like whatever, like on a road trip, like, you know, just kind of like to make words stare. Very like Americana. Yeah.

And just like to kind of like, I don't know, like just make things stupider and it was just like a silly bit. So I started doing it and then I started doing that. and then that took to a couple people in college. Meanwhile, my brother and his friend would say, shit my ass when something would go wrong. I'm saying that constantly all the time. I'm always like, shit my ass when I drop something.

Yeah, that's definitely traveled to us through Sydney. So now, he's, but basically now there's apparently a huge like group of people, once people have moved back to Northern California, there's like a group of high schoolers who say Mick, whatever and shit my ass. They say McMomomoment, they say shit my ass. And so if you are in Northern California and you've said either of those, things just keep on to you guys. Yeah, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on. Always keep it on,

you know. I'm obsessed. And another thing we should mention yeah, of course, about the names. Yeah. It started out just saying random ones. And that is our favorite thing, obviously. Like, if someone almost like hits you with their car, like, I'm not just going to be like, whoa. I'm going to be like, Chenine. Or like, oh my God, Clara. Like, you know, it has to be something random. That's such a beautiful whimsical reaction. But then in college, I don't know why, but we thought it was so fun to start naming people. Like our friend Jill, Linda Fox. She's Linda Fox.

Oh, I love that. Sydney is Keely Brecht. Keely Bract. Brecht. I remember you were Keely. Yeah. You were Keely Brecht as in like Brechtian fear. Our friend Olivia is just Kate.

Just Kate. There is no last name. That's actually great. That works for her. Oh, one day, this girl, we won't say her name. Are we going to say her fake name? Yes. Her fake name is Whitney Lockport.

I did not just make that up. I actually. Which, you know what, white woman with dreads? Why are we protecting her? Oh, Whitney. Oh, Whitney Lockport. She posted one day. And listen, I'm not saying I wasn't annoying in college.

Like, we all know it was. I was really, I've been annoying my whole life. Same. So it's like. She posted one day on Instagram, on Facebook and said, all right. She posted on Facebook and she goes, I have hate, it was like the last day of sophomore year. So like moment. Of high school or college?

College. College. So moment was fully right. going off and Moe was starting. Yeah. Me, I don't think this is an album campaign. I'm like the single drop for Mo. Yeah.

She, this bitch had the nerve to write on Facebook and go, I have hated the word moment and fierce for the last year. And I hope to not hear either this whole summer. Who is pretty directed at? So first of all, you are... But that not the biggest power thing ever for you? It was. No, it was.

You are so powerful that, like, someone could. couldn't help, but they couldn't just let it go. The toxic side of me saw it as nothing but a gift. Yeah. Because I was like, you're such a loser. Joseph Fabrizi. Sorry, sorry. And I, oh, I commented.

Yeah. Oh, you commented. Did you say, what a moment? I commented and I said bitch moment. Yeah. And Hallie, our friend, also commented and went, oh, not your moment. At her at you. On the bow.

Oh, my God. This was... We went in. This is crazy. And would I do that again? I will say when I went to UCLA, I felt like the vibe, even in my program was far more high school than high school. Like the vibe in high school felt like everyone was like, yeah, whatever, cool. Like, we like making funny things.

And the vibe in, like, I came in freshman year and like my whole class was like, fucking you. Yeah. And I was like, really? And they were like, we had a party and you're the only person who didn't get invited. Yeah. And I was literally like, that is. so boring. Like that's not at all what I'm here to do. That's so cringe. It's interesting in, because our high school experience, our high school was chill. Everyone was very chill. Yeah. And like just super like, there was no girls. There was no like, like there were like people who didn't like each other. There were groups that didn't like didn't like each other didn't get along. No. It wasn't like this is where the, this is where people get fucking ostracized. But college was way catty. But college was so catty. Yeah, it was. And I just like. And then in college, I was just like, and then in college. And then in college. And then in college. And, I was like, that's right.

Tara, I call you Gladys Norwood all the time. And confront me about it at this party. You know what I mean? You're like, people would come in and be like, name me. Oh, yeah. And I'd be like, I don't know what you are. No, there was a thing of like in college people would come up to Joey like, um. Can I have a name?

Can you give me a name? And I'd be like, I don't know your real name. That's like a beautiful cult leader moment for you. Thank you. I really do think. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Cassim have a name? Wait, come in. Yeah, Cassum. Come on. Sit on Joey's lap. Yeah. Also, if you want a name, comment. You have to sit on.

Yeah. Comment below and you can get a name. Oh my God, this is so fun. So Joey's kind of like the sorting hat. I think that your name. Wait, sorry, do it again. You need to know my whole name. What is the whole name?

Cassim Flaw's Garibe. Cassim Fawah. And when's your birthday? 10.10. 83. 10. 10. I like October 10. Yeah, that's beautiful.

Okay. I'm seeing. Um. I wanted to be manly but soft. Oh, I love that. It's like, I'm seeing Sky. Whoa. Oh, you could be a Sky.

And the last name is like... I just saw Mama Mia last night. There we go. His name was Sky. Wow. The fiancé. I'm seeing Sky Masters. Okay, Joey, that's just Sky Masters and from Guys and Doll.

Okay, all right. Oh, my God. Okay. Maybe we're doing... Thanks a lot. Maybe we're doing Sky Ferreira. Ooh, actual Sky Ferreira. It's Sky Ferreira.

No, I need time with the last name, but I definitely like Sky. Sky is cool. You like that? Sky is cool. And how is it spelled? S-K-Y, S-K-Y-E-I-E-I-I-I-I-I-I? If you were less interesting, I'd probably suggest like an S-K-I-E, but I think we're good. We're good with S-K-Y is going to be good.

S-K-Y is good. So if you want a name. Could you seem interesting, so we can just do the normal. What do you need in order to name someone, a picture of them? No. What do you? Honestly, a story is. Even if I don't see them, like, if, like, you've told me stories about people or, like, Jill told me stories about people.

And I'll just be like, I'm guessing that the name is like, you know, like, that's really fun. So if you want a name, comment a story, a quick story about you on our, on our cameo. And we'll have, and we'll commission Joey to do it. Well, that was the game we were debating for my birthday was like, I was going to, like, come up with a bunch of prompts and be like, okay. 37-year-old woman was straight until two years ago, has four children. Irish to the bone, what's the name? That's a great thing. And the name is definitely Margaret.

Oh, I was going to say Matilda with a T.H. Margaret Gladwell? Or Matilda. Matilda Gladswell? Wait, we're onto something with Matild. Matild with Noah. Maybe Matild. Matild.

Reshackles or like something with like a shack. Or like Sullivan. Oh, yeah. Matild Sullivan. That's giving divorced. That's giving divorce. That's giving divorce. Matild Sullivan.

She used to be Matild. She used to be Matilda. Matilda, Sullivan. And then when she got divorced, she dropped the A. They were like, oh, you're going to change your last name? She's like, no. Something's telling you. I'm going to change my first name.

I'm keeping Sullivan. Actually, I think the ah. Someone's like, didn't your mom need me that? She's like, something's just really. Yeah. It's just like I feel like I'm Matild. Yeah, I think that's what's up. Matild McGuire.

Yeah, I love the. Addison's dropping the ray. She is. Right. And you know what? I think that's huge fan of the songs. I think that she's doing something good by dropping the ray. I think the songs are good.

I also think like any later, like if she waited to announce that after this album comes out, that wouldn't be smart. And that is a really good point. This is a good time point. Yeah, this is a good turning point. Yeah. I do, I think if you want a name from Joey, comment on, comment under this with a story about you and then say, what's my name? And Joey will name you. And if you want to hear us listen to this song, then check it out on the Patreon.

on. I would say it's worth it personally. And I came into it knowing none of the inside jokes. It's so good. So from that is like a pretty good review. I know nothing and I enjoyed it and had it stuck in my head. Well, I also love the reference to Luigi Mangione in the song. Oh yeah. It says golden showers for you Luigi. Yeah, that's beautiful. And then the end of the song also references it says, congrats on your engagement. Oh, Joe, do you want to tell that story really quickly? Yeah. You don't have to. No, no, no.

Okay. So, like, okay. Do you know this right? I don't know if I do. So I'm single and we're loving it. And I met this guy who will. Wait, I'm sorry. You're gay.

I know. Oh, I have to go. It's shocking. I only got on here so I could fuck him. It's shocking at most. So I met this guy. I was just about to say his name who was very handsome and. beautiful and fine. Very good looking. Very good looking. Like the group chat was loving.

And we had some one and he. Sexual fun. We had some naked. Fine. But you never had been outside of an apartment together. No. It's important. No, no, no. Like we've never spent time. Strictly a hookup. We were not like getting sushi or like getting starbite. It was not. Like we would hang out. I for some reason thought that was going to a place of like so So when you guys did go outside, he got recognized as a criminal. Right. Oh, my God. Free Luigi.

And so it is Luigi. I mean, he is hot. Yeah. Very hot. Yeah. So this guy had some kinks that we're not going to really dive into. Of course. Just because, you know.

That's fine. Yeah, we love that. No, no, we don't have. Okay. So, okay, so we hooked up for the 12th time. Iconic. And after we hooked up, I can't believe we're talking about this. That's right.

After we hooked up, he was like, so like, what do you think about this? And I'm like, like, oh, okay, like, we're going to talk about, like, feelings. Like, maybe he likes me or I like him or, like, we're going to go to dinner or whatever, like, cute, whatever. Like, we've all had that conversation. Yeah. Like, you know, I was expecting that.

I was like, okay, cute. And he was like, well, you know, he fucked up, like, a bunch of times. Like, I was just kind of wondering, like, what you think about it. And I was like, yeah, I mean, I'm like, I'm down to hang out, like, and, you know, leave this apartment at some point, whatever. And then he's responding and he's talking for, like, a few minutes, kind of going in circles. Then he's like, yeah, we could also, like, get married. Yeah.

And I was like, what? And he was like, well, we could get married. Yeah, you could? And I was like, you could? I was like, the option is available. Correct. And he was like, it turns out. He did a green card.

Yes. Okay, heard, heard. The work visa is expiring. But better than love bombing. But of all people to ask to get married, he was like, I think we should get, we've hooked up a few times. He was like, well, we've hooked up 12 times. And I was like, cracked. Which is why I thought the next conversation would be like, do you like me?

You want to get coffee? Yeah. Or like, would you like to sleep over? Yeah. Like, I've never slept over. Oh my fucking God. Like, don't get me wrong. We would like smoke after and chill out and like listen to music and whatever.

It's cute. Fun. Yeah, but you've never done to go to dinner. Not down for a ring. No, of course. Not yet? No. Not yet.

And Loki, not over. But I was just like, I was like, wow, I'm such an idiot. I'm thinking like, oh, this guy's about to be like. Should we get lunch? Should we get lunch? He hooked up 12 times. I was like, you counted the hookups. Like, okay, like, clearly, like, maybe he likes me.

You made an impact. Well, I mean, he's. That's all you do, though. You go around making impact. Right. Making impact. And sometimes, you know, sometimes there's huge waves of those. No, it's true.

Right. And I always love that. No, but then the next time I saw him, I was, I was still like, you know what I'm to think about it? Because I'm not going to lie, it was a no from the beginning. But I also, like, didn't. No, you considered it. You can, no, you deeply considered it.

Joseph. I considered... Okay, I consider it at like 10%. But like, you're acting like I consider it a lot. We talked about it. Yeah, because we were like best friends, Sydney. I wasn't like... I wasn't like, where are we going to live?

No, no, but we did. We considered it. Yeah, I mean, you have to consider it. You, yeah, you broke it down. You went down the place in your head. You brought in a friend to talk it through. And the next time I saw him after that, we hooked up. It was great.

Five minutes later, he's like, do you think you want to get married? And I was like, wow. Wow. Okay. So this isn't going. way. And I said to him, I was like, I'm slightly disturbed by how you're acting like, it's nothing for me. And he was like, but it is. Olivia's gas was like so Rachel Z. Clarke. I love you. He was like, it is. I would pay for

everything. It's not a big deal. Also the divorce I'll pay for. And I was like, like, not that I want to get married, but you're already imagining the divorce before the wedding. And then he's like, I'm really into monogamy as well. And I was like, are you? Like, it's not Wow. It's really not giving it. He also, I'm just going to say I love Spence and Boone. Okay. So you weren't feeling getting married to somebody who you had only known for truly maybe a month.

No. I wasn't feeling that. There's like one guy in the world that I would ever get married to. Who? Is it me? It's Theo James. Fair. Who is straight.

So if you're Theo James and you're interested in marrying Joey Fabriz. Or anything, I literally, I'll clean your bedroom. Or, you know, getting your bedroom. cleaned, let us know. If you guys... Making sure you're showering correctly, whatever you want. Yeah, yeah.

Joey's going to watch your shower. That's great. Either way, whatever you want. Thank you guys so much for listening. Joe, where can the people find you if they want to find you? Okay, I'm on Instagram as Prince Joey Breeze, but yeah, we should keep that, I guess. I just had it. And then I'm on TikTok as classic Joey.

Oh, so classy. And then I'm releasing music this summer. Yeah. That's exciting. Under the name Prince Chish. Joey or Joey Fab. We haven't decided. We'll let you know once we decide. Joe, thanks so much for being here. What a silly fun surprise.

You're having me. Thank you, Olivia, for like making this possible. Thank you for giving us language lessons. I love that. I'm here for the word. Joe, I can't believe you're here. I'm here for the word. It's so insane. If you've enjoyed this and you want to hear a different version of 360 or hear some more bonus bits, head over to the Patreon. And other than that, we will see you next Tuesday. I've been the Olivia one.

That's the said one. That's the Joey one. I won't be there. And we will see you next Tuesday. Free Scream. Janine.