Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - Adults Adopting Adults??? ft. Gabe Gibbs

Episode Date: January 27, 2026

This week it's comedian & musician Gabe Gibbs on the big bad podcast for you! Check out his new special! https://www.gabegibbs.com/ Remember these episodes now go up a few days early AND with bonus content on Patreon & Fourthwall! https://www.patreon.com/c/syd_and_olivia https://sydandolivia-shop.fourthwall.com/ Listen to the show on the go! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2j0iQxY9Pf0h4mXEOFxgmk?si=a95ba3e2a2844ec4 Chapters 0:00 - Intro 0:39 - It’s GABE GIBBS! 1:50 - Olivia may have ADHD 2:42 - DADS 4:25 - Adults adopting adults??? 7:22 - Syd and Olivia’s new dad 9:03 - Are you adopting? 15:34 - So many problames 18:20 - Rank these kids 23:16 - Child Slot, Denny’s Hot 42:58 - 3am moment 49:31 - Going home with Gabe Gibbs 50:40 - Outro This is a 7equis Network Show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lucky for you. I have so many problems. Lucky for you. I am riddled with my problems. Forget all the things. Yeah, we would do that. Lucky for you. I have so many problems.

I also sent a clip of that to a guy I was in a situation ship once with, and he never saw me again. Oh. We were in a year for five months. And then he wrote back, ha ha, such good friends. Bad podcast for you. It's Sid and Olivia talks. The big bad podcast. you.

I'm the sun. I'm the Olivia one. Today we have another one. We're really excited about this. It's going to be really exciting and current. And current? We've got some currency. Fuck me.

What are you talking about? I don't know. I was making so much sense before we started. I was like talking like a normal person. What happens to me going like this? That's what happened. That's the winter sound. So guys, welcome into your eyes, into your ears.

Into your body Into your heart It's Gabe Gay! Please welcome me into your ears and eyes Into your heart Please welcome me Yeah, welcome him into your body everyone Welcome me into your body

Anytime you wish Wow, what a thing to say I felt myself needing to cross my legs Before I said that Let me into your body It feels like a cross-leg space For someone of the type of human That I am just just cross-leg kind of space

No, it's a space of anything you want to do. You know, it's a space for me. It's going to be a space of moving around a lot and not clocking how much I'm moving around. Oh, I love that. I got a psych avow last year. And the guy was like, do you usually have trouble sitting still? And I was like, well, I mean, like right now, this is probably the longest I've sat still all day. And he was like, do you think you're sitting still?

Oh, my God. Yeah, perfect. And I was like, am I not? And he was like, you're sitting. You're like doing the Mission Impossible thing on the ceiling. You're like, yeah, this is the stillist. So no need to sit still on this podcast You can do anything

You can get zoomies Sometimes we get zoomies And we run around the chairs Oh my god, that's very good Big zoomies Big zoomies Or you get small zoomies Whatever that is

Small zoomies Okay Now Gabe I listen I don't want to have to start With this But it's important to you Gabe You're a dad I'm a dad

You're a daddy I'm a big dad You're a musical comedian Yes. And you're a dad now too. Yes. How is that? Two of two things that run you high risk of cringe Being a dad and a musical comedian things where you're really dancing in the waters of Embarrassment each it every day. It's beautiful. You can do both. Yeah both are both are going well at the moment so far my daughter is seven months old so I still feel new. It feels like I'm you know when you get a new job and you're kind of onboarding for the first six months and you don't really feel like you work there yet.

I still am kind of doing that, but I'm covered in shit. Okay. Well, that's perfect. That's perfect. And some jobs, that also happens. Yeah. Like a shit shoveler. Like a shit shoveler.

Yeah, classic job. At Shatheveler's LLC. Yeah. Which is a big job I do. Yeah, I do that job. You guys are kind of the dirty jobs of night. I pay people to do that job. Yeah.

I pay them so that I can do it. Yeah, of course. Yeah. We historically like to make everyone our, dad. Not everyone's sorry, Cass. Whoa, that was really crazy. Sorry, Cass. Okay, so we historically like to collect dads. We adopt dads. Okay. Some of them we've only met once. Sure. Some of them are like dads that are really a big part of our life, like our producer Cass or who is our dad. Our manager, Zach, if you're watching, which you're not. You're not because you're kind of an

absentee dad. Whoa, whoa. Whoa. I'm kidding. We need all flavors of dad. Yeah. They help us grow. Yes, we need all sorts of dads. Yeah. Except bad dad. Except bad dads. And our big thing was, are you looking, are you looking for more kids? Yeah, are you looking to adopt? Yeah.

To adult women, like the TV show adults adopting adults, which got canceled really fast. Have you seen that? No. Can we pull it up really fast? Do you know up adults adopting adults? Do you know why it got? This sounds like a TLC show. It is.

Okay. It sounds in the era of wife swap. It kind of is. And also, like, Immediately. After five episodes. Off the top of your head. Why?

Why? Why do you think? Why do you think? Adults adopting adults? Well, it feels very like it would run the risk of kinky and people would be, it feels bad. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I think ultimately that's a safe answer for why did fill in the blank anything get canceled. Correct.

Because people were freaky about it. Oh, this dude? Can people see this guy or is it just? Yeah, they can see it. Okay. This dude. I called him it. Yeah, they can see it.

He's the reason. Yeah, he is. He's the reason, guaranteed. It is the thing of like... Three episodes. Yeah, three episodes. Yeah, these adults started adopting another adults and they were like, well, if it's other adults, I could probably fuck it.

Yeah. And it's like, right, but you're adopting it. Right. Right. Right. Yeah. Right. I'm doing some math right now, some sort of emotional math in addition to some ethics math.

Yeah. It's bad. Yeah, I majored in ethics math. It's literally not good. Yeah, it's not good. Yeah, so especially one guy, he was like, he had a wife, and he and his wife adopted this adult woman. And then he was like, well, but if you think about it, maybe she should give me a blowjob. And he, like, wrote it on the sign, picking her up at the airport or something.

Like, yeah, about give me a blowjob or like, it wasn't exactly that, but it was in that, it was in that vein. If I am fact-checked on that, it's not going to be exact, but it's going to be like. I would never fact-touch. Oh, okay, yeah, no, she's on the right page. Okay. Can we fact-checked me on that? I do think TLC tapped into, there was an era where TLC tapped into like, like they found the people for the shows. They're still in it.

Like they're like obviously a lot of their shows have gone to Discovery Plus in a huge way. But like they're still in that like mindset where they're like, let me find a freak. Yes. And let me make a show about them and let me call it something insane that tells you exactly what it is right up front. Yeah. of like it's just like adults adopting adults it's about a freak who wants to fuck its kid but it's the kid is an adult and they're not biologically related and they're not biologically related so it like gives you that like well we didn't do the worst possible thing we could do and it's like

it's still really bad you guys and they had to pick it down oh yeah and also human trafficking concerns that's very fair sure sure sure sure sure so unlike that so so you that's not what we're offering and we just had to say what this is great it very clear that that's not what we're off No, I get it. That's how most sort of offers are laid out is. Here's the thing that we're not. Yeah. Yeah. And then you want to participate in what it is. In the opposite of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what it is, like, what are you looking for in your next child? I'm looking for, I'm looking for people who are sort of good off the cuff. Maybe two ladies who've been friends for a while and, like, can kind of come in immediately with a dynamic that I can just sort of fold into. That sounds re-loaded.

If I'm going to adopt ideally someone who could sort of help with child care of the younger one. So if you all have savvy in that category, I'm sensing some no. I'm sensing some possibly maybe based on the reactions. I just kind of more like want to be swaddled. Yeah, okay.

We can do a lot of that, actually. There's plenty of that. Actually, we can do that. A lot of blankets. I could get you an adult-sized sleep sack. Yeah. Those sleep sacks are fired, dude. That sounds great.

This crazy. Because I kind of might call. claw at myself in the middle of the night. I was going to say, do you run the risk of suffocation all the time at night? Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I probably do. I know that I'm a pretty active sleeper and I know that in my sleep I have known, I'm known to like lay down and then go like this. Oh, wow. Is that how you wake up to sleep? Oh, oh, that's middle of the night thing I do. I tornado the covers. Yeah. Oh, wow. I go like a rotissory chicken until the covers are a tornado. So you do need a sleep sack. I probably would benefit from a blanket up.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, there we go. Oh, yeah, our adults collection. That's perfect. There we go. But to kind of get an idea of like what type of kids you're looking to adopt. I would say what type of kids you're in the market for. And I was like, nope.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Again, we're running the risk of that show. What kind of adults you're looking to adopt? What type of people you would be looking to adopt? Yeah. We're going to rate some kids. Great. Right.

So you just, and you can just give us a one to 10 rating, one meaning, like I will not be adopting this motherfucker. 10 being like, sign me up. If I had infinite resources, I would adopt that motherfucker. They're in the squad. Yeah, 100%. Great. Great. Because essentially, like, I feel like, I feel like you know about kids now.

So we can do this, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, let's call this kids. Kids. Yes or no. Which kids. Fuck me. Ah, let's call it. Oh, these kids.

Let's call it fucking. God damn it. Rank these kids. Adopt them. Rank these kids. This is called Would You Rank It and When You Adopt it and Would It Do It? Music! Have the music!

Okay, here we go. I'll start with an easy classic. Honey Boo Boo, would you adopt? Oh, oh. Not current Honey Boo Boo. Who is an adult? I was going to say early Honey Boo Boo Boo? Yeah.

10 out of 10. 10 out of 10? Absolutely 10 out of 10. Moneymaker. This, oh, this Honey Boo Boo Boo? Also just delight. A delight. And Daddy plays piano.

We are encouraging. expression in this house so that honey booboo can really let it rip yeah yeah uh honey boo boo can just let it rip go ahead honey boo boo let it rip and i think doesn't was she drinking alcohol no she was drinking mountain dew she was drinking this like fucking nightmare potion that her mom made her that was like super caffeinated okay and if she's seeking that i'm we can work that into the budget right right right right that's true i mean you wouldn't you wouldn't introduce it to her independently but if she's already addicted to it and she needs, if she's jonesing for it and come down,

how to make go-go juice. There's her with her go-go juice. Red Bull and Mountain Dew. Well, that's just a Sabrina Carpenter song. Christ. Yeah, and that's her with her hair like that, drinking from her go-go juice, she can't be blamed.

She can't be blamed. I'm my go-go juice. NeNe-de-me. He can't be blamed. Yeah, that is really wild. Wait, can you go back? Cass, it said something about the instructions for how to make go-go-go juice, which is also called a recipe.

Yeah. Oh, my God. There's a thing, yeah. Oh, Red Bull and Mountain Dew. Go Go Juice's kid-friendly version. Is there one? Is Red Bull and Mountain Dew? Oh, there's an adult's version.

Yeah. But you can also add whiskey. The idea that the kid-friendly version is Red Bull and Mountain Dew. The purpose is to provide energy for pageants. Oh, my fucking God. Thank God. Honeybole, wow. Cocktails adult version.

Get your kid absolutely spinning. Yeah. Oh, my God. It's also like, would that kid perform better in a pageant? They would do more stuff. I don't know if it'd be better. I think they would shake more. Yeah.

They'd get the shakes. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Okay. Okay. Here's another one we need to know about. Okay.

Okay. The John and Kate plus eight sex teplets. Oh. All together. Oh. Knee jerk reaction? Absolutely not. Right.

You don't want sex tuplets? Well, here's the thing. It's a little tainted by their vibe. Oh, 100%. Do you know what I'm saying? Their vibe is awful. And when you say their vibe, you mean like, Kate.

I'm talking about. We mean. Kate and John. Yeah, yeah. Kate parentheses and John. Hey, look, I'm not going to come on here and blame Kate. Of course not. It is Kate.

It is Kate, right? Kate had some weird vibes. Yeah. But also, I would say after they got super famous, John started getting some weird vibes. We don't like it at all. You know what I mean? Yeah. I think John got an earring and then started being like, I'm like actually pretty fucking sick.

I'm pretty amazing. He did get an earring. When an adult dad gets an earring, I think there's definitely like watch out. Dave, do you have an earring? I do have an earring. And unfortunately, I did just reintroduce the earring. I had it as a high schooler, so does that make me better or worse? I'll say that like all I said was just watch out.

Just watch him. Yeah. And so what we're trying to promote people to watch your special. No, I get that. Yeah, watch is special. No, I get that. Yeah. But can we run it back and can you finish what you were going to say if we didn't stop

and acknowledge that I had an earring? What were you going to say? I was just going to say watch because it could be a sign of, while any bodmod can just be self-expression and I'm loving that, it can also be a sign of like, yeah, bodmod. You could also be like in the same world of like, I'm going to start wearing leather jackets,

I'm going to get a cool car because I feel like I need to be like sexy to young women, but I don't think that's what you're giving. I think you're giving sweetie boy. Okay, great. Yeah. All right. You should put in like a really fun,

like a tassily fun. Yeah, you should get one long tassel. Oh, a long one. Yeah. Oh, like a little, like a white guy with a little feather one, you know? That's a look. That's a good look. That's fun. Pick my daughter up from daycare after that. With one little dangle one. Pick up sex toplets.

Yes. With one with one. Oh my God. What a vibe. Sort of Rufio by. It's very Rufio. What is this video that you have pulled up gets? Oh, I know this one. I know this one. I'm sorry. Can you stop breathing so loud, honey? He's like, quietly. Bet mode activated. The scorebed app here with trusted stats and real-time sports news. Yeah, hey, who should I take in the Boston game? Well, statistically speaking.

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Oh, my. My whole body just became numb. All that matters for me right now is that I never have a partner who does that. Oh, my God. My whole body just went fully numb. Well, let's, let's move on to the next. Would you adopt Chambaney Ramsey? And keep in mind, she's a ghost.

Yeah. Okay, I was going to say I can't really speak to the actual live Jeanbonnet, but sort of a Casper-friendly Jean-Bet vibe. I could rock with that. I think it's a lot less on the grocery bill, and we don't necessarily need her

to have her own bedroom per se. She could do whatever she wants, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So as far as like it's a light lift. Right, right, right. Do you know what I mean? So add it to the squad. It's a light lift. It's basically like having half of a child. And the other

thing too is that John Bonae Ramsey also is a pageant girl and she could have some ghost gogo juice. Ghost goes juice. Ghost goes. Yeah, that's beautiful. And is that anything? No, that is something. And I think we should dig down deeper on ghost ghost ghost juice because I really don't know what it is going through walls. Yeah, that's pretty good. I don't know what the ingredients would be. Um, some sort of ghost mountain dew. Ghost mound do ghost red bowl. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you ever do. Do you ever do. Do you ever do. Do you. what song parodies like Weird Al? Or is that below you? Not below me. I have much respect for Weird Al. Talk about a guy who has been able to keep it going. I will say, I think he's kind of one of the most underappreciated people in our world. Everyone loves him. He's been doing, like, I saw someone the other day say,

Weird Al has been parading artists for longer than most of the artists he's parodied. You know what I mean? He's been doing it and their careers have come and stopped. Meanwhile, he's still doing white and nerdy. He's still good. White nerdy is great. White nerdy riffs. It's really, really good. It's so good.

No, I don't do that, but not because I would never besmirch. Well, of course. Mr. Al. Everyone has a different style. Mr. Yankovich. But wouldn't it be fun to do ghost ghost juice? We could do ghost ghost juice. Sit and I did a really good cover of daddy issues.

You have to explain a lot before. Explain the whole inside jokes. explained you kind of the whole thing. Sipin on my ghost ghost juice. I am a ghost. Sid and I did a really good cover of daddy issues by Demi Lovato. Oh, wait, which one's daddy issues? Is that her big ballad?

No, it's lucky for you. I have all these daddy issues. Oh, yes. We do it different. Oh, I want to hear it. We would do it in the car. Yeah, we would go, lucky for you. I have so many problems.

Lucky for you. I am riddled with my problems. Problems. Yeah, we would do that. Lucky for you. I have so many problems. I also sent a clip of that to a guy I was in a situation ship once with, and he never saw me again. Oh.

We were in him after five months, and then he wrote back, ha-ha, such good friends. Such good friends is brutal. Ha-ha, such good friends. Yeah, I was like. He didn't understand y'all's heart? And well, at first he did. And then if I'm like, once he was tired of it, once he was like, I'm done with this, he was like, eh, such good friends.

He didn't understand. He didn't understand the power of problems. He just like, oh, I love it. And you know what? That's why we shouldn't be together is because he didn't get it. Such good friends. Oh my God. Such good friends is devastating.

Devastating. Devastating. And I just locked it up in here and just said it now on the podcast. Such good friends is what are your turnip prices today. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. That's brutal.

That's so good. Well, we're better off, huh? Oh, so much better off. We're better off. No, absolutely. Lucky for him, he doesn't have to deal with your problems. He doesn't have any problems. Yeah, that's the thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, we've got a really good child next up coming up. God, don't say that. Let's look up. Carl Newton Mayhan. Yeah, there he is. Would you adopt Carl Newton, Mayhand? Kentucky. All right, let's see. What's that? What's a lot. What's? Carl, off to a strong start with, oh boy, off the strong start. Okay, loving the cuffed jeans.

He's got kind of an East L.A. vibe. I will say, Gabe, you're kind of ignoring. Ignoing. I'm working my... You're kind of ignoring my... Gabe, I'm going to say, you're kind of annoying. Gabe, wait, let's hold it. Kind of annoying.

Let's hold him. Sorry, can we pause here? Gabe, kind of annoying. You're ignoring the giant haunted doll. Yeah, yeah, I'm working my way towards it, kind of spiraling in, working my way. kind of avoiding the subject. I'm liking the cuff pants. I'm liking the shiny shoes.

He keeps himself in good shape. He'd be a good member of the team. He seems strong. He seems firm. I like the hair. Big ears, good listener. Yeah. And that's kind of all I'm noticing in this photo.

It seems like a really well-rounded individual. Yeah. Very thoughtful. For sure. For sure. Deep. Yeah. Someone you'd want to sit down with and have a drink in a few years.

with this gentleman. Right now he could have some go-go juice. He could have some go-go juice. But the person he murdered would have ghost-ghost juice. Because he is the first six-year-old convicted murderer in the U.S. Hey, breaking barriers. Child in a male-dominated field. Yeah, child in an adult-dominated field.

Yeah, that's very good. Really a good glass ceiling to go ahead and murder through. Yeah, he's the youngest person to ever be tried for murder in American history. Yeah, wow. In 1929. Yeah, he was six and he shot an eight-year-old. Hey, tough year in 1929. Wasn't that the stock market crash?

Oh, yeah. It was so bad. People are like things are bad now. I'm like, no, there was an era where six-year-olds were feeling the weight of the stock market to a level that they had to take somebody down. How did he do it? Do you know? 12 gauge.

Okay. Wow. Hey, and that's a pretty big, that's a pretty big gun to handle it, his size. So good on you, brother. He's a small boy. So we'll adopt him. Yeah, we'll bring him on to the, we'll fold him in. We'll bring him onto the team.

He can stand out on the porch and keep guard. Yeah, I'm in. What about the sun from the telitubbies? You know the sun, it's a baby. Oh, yeah. It laughs. It's a giant glowing orb that emits heat. No, totally.

It sets, it rises. No, totally. You'd adopt that? Yeah, we're at the, where would you put it? We're at the, I'd leave him in the sky. Right, right. You know what he means, where he belongs, where he's obviously the happiest. Yeah.

Yeah. Those two little teeth. Yeah, absolute delight. Shining down on those tubbies. Yeah, shining down on those tubbies. And are we all looking to shine down on those tubbies? I sang a song about that in church. Yeah, I would adopt the son.

But leave him where he is. Yeah. Not move him into the home. That's probably a good idea. Kind of like how you can own a star. Yes. And be like, this is my star. but like it's like it's not no it's fucking not yeah it's like selling that too i wouldn't want to take him

out of his community yeah right like he seems happy up there in the clouds yeah of course what about the little boy from the twilight zone who sends everyone to the cornfield i think i'm gonna have to catch a visual on cornfield boy twilight zone yeah but once i like that's him for example sending you to the cornfield well here's the thing yeah i would put him i would put him out on the porch with what's his butt who killed somebody. Oh, yeah. They would be a great crime duo. Yes.

Because one of them can kill people with a gun and the other one can make them disappear forever to a cornfield. Which is very good because you have one who can sort of protect you in the physical realm with the gun. And then this kid, any sort of like spirits that are unwelcome? He also makes real people. If someone does something he doesn't like, like if his sister is like, annoys him, he sends her to a cornfield forever.

So his parents, that's what happened. Oh, my God. That's what happened. Sipping on my ghost ghost juice. Wow. What about the twins from The Shining? Yeah, they're cute. How about Maude Apatow?

Yeah. When I looked up famous kids. Maude Apatow came up. I mean, she is like. Am I getting a cut? That's what I wanted in. Mod Apatow. Yeah, can you reverse Nepo?

Can you have a nepo baby that reverse nepo's you? Oh, that would be very good. Because that's kind of sick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would have to be up to them. Just dad showing up like, hey, you guys need any extra help here? What's up? I got a couple lines I could spit.

Well, that was a segment called Rank These Kids. Music! Catch music. Now, you have any ideas of like which one of us you would want to adopt more if you only had space for one? Don't answer that yet, because we have to figure it out. Now, here's a segment where we're. going to make you an art project while asking you questions about your special. Okay. Can I time out to say highly recommend coming on the show. This is a delight.

You just sit here and the show happens to you in a way that is fantastic. It's kind of one of those things. This is so much fun. It's also like not really an interview show as much as it's a nothing. But who wants, no one wants me to be interviewed. No one wants to be in. Actually, I haven't done. I'm sure people do. It's more just like it's all kind of nothing. That's perfect. What a delight. Woo, stickers! Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, whoa. How did you get all this shit? Okay, I'm gonna go ahead in it. I got this shit for my 30th birthday. Wait, was this still all left over for me 30th? Seems fitting. Yes, because my 30th birthday theme was I want to go to a cabin and pretend to be a child. That's a good theme. It was. Did it work? It did. Yeah. And I just like literally did a

bunch of like kids stuff. We had like a parachute. Yeah, it was so like the gym class guy where you get under it. Yeah. Oh, whoa, did you feel my whole like self-shift? You said parachute? Oh. Yeah. Yeah. We, because like, don't want to do that so badly, but like never get the opportunity to be a real kid until your parent, I assume. Yeah, but then you're so tired. Yeah. And you got to make sure nothing like sets on fire. Yes. Yeah. Oh my God. Constantly fires. It's also like so much more fun to be a kid and do kid activities when you're high on mushrooms. Yes. That would help. When you're a child, you can't You can't be high on mushrooms. You can't yet.

Well, there's studies coming out. Maybe in still. You know, children must do mushrooms. There's some guys at UCLA telling us some different news. Yeah. So we're going to, I'm with you.

This is me being present. I really feel like every time I come here, I just have an aneurysm. And then you all just go like, oh, there's Sydney having her aneurysm. So today we're going to do, we're going to draw pictures of ourselves, our lives, what our lives would be like with you as a pitch family.

Oh my God, yeah. I love that. And walk and pick which one would be. While we do that, we're going to ask you some questions about your special because we loved it. We watched it. Thank you for watching it. It was so fun.

I appreciate it. Tell the people what it's called and where they can find it. It's called pick a lane. And depending on when this episode comes out, it's either on beeps or I've taken the rights back and it's on my own YouTube. Either way, the link in my bio will send you right to it. Perfect. It's exciting.

Yeah. So you do a thing where you have two keyboards. Yes. And each keyboard is like for a different thing. It's like you have a keyboard for serious songs and a keyboard for funny songs. Where did that idea come from? I fully stole that from Neil Brennan does a stand-up special called Three Mikes. Oh, nice.

Where he's got one for one-liners, one for serious shit, and one for stand-up. He like hops in between. And I've always loved that special. and I was like, how can I do that in a theater kid way? I love that. Yeah, so I stole that from Neil Brennan. I love stealing. Yeah.

It's the best way to make art. It's a great way. It's a great way. What about you have a song in it where you're like, you're singing about how the quietest dude in like an acapella group is always the one who gets fucked the most. And does that, why do you think that is, does that come from like a really, real place and was that you at some point? It unfortunately was not me. Did you want it to be you?

I think I did, but I grew up so Christian. Yeah, you grew up really religious, right? I grew up really religious. What denomination? Non-denominations. Which is like the like hip trendy like come to church. It looks like an office building instead of a church and we're going to play ACDC when you walk in so that it feels cool. Okay, was it still traumatic? Um, this is a good question. I think those systems were built for people like me, so I had a good time. It was only until I became more of an adult that I was like, whoa, there's a lot of people who are friends of mine who that did not work for and was very unhelpful for. But hey, I love a lack of trauma. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I fuck with that for sure. I can't complain, though I did do a lot of it in my early 20s. Right, right, right. I can't really complain my folks did a good job. But I grew up religiously enough that I was not. the Acapella boy who was getting all that Pouti Tang. Right, right, right. In fact, I think we left it in the special.

I said the guy's name, the actual guy who it was in my college. Yeah. I don't think he'd be embarrassed by that. It's a big compliment. No, it's a huge compliment. It's a good thing. I think there's something about like quiet, artsy guy in any flavor that works. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, for sure. It's got the sensitivity. It's the intrigue, for sure. Like I think people who like I when I'm attracted to a man, it's like, it's like I usually am like attracted to them at first because I'm like, what's this guy's fucking deal? And it's rarely that it's like, wait what? It's usually the first thing that starts me on a crush is being like, what the fuck is this guy's fucking deal, which is weird and not necessarily always good. Like meaning like they have a weird deal. Yeah, they have like a weird, mysterious, like, I can't figure them out thing.

And that's definitely probably bad. But I always am, like, that's always the first thing that Loops Man is being like, what the fuck is up with this guy? I get it because there's just a parade of normal-ass dudes all of life. And you see one that you're like, you beatbox? Yeah. And, huh? Yeah, you're like, you're quiet.

You have a cool taste in music. And you have all these weird skills that don't go with each other. And especially if they're talented, which is the a cappella group thing. It's like, okay, you have a good singing voice and you're like mysterious. And if he's six, too, come on. I got a no more. Come on. I got a no more.

He knows the baritone line to Billy Joel song. Sign me up. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like the acapella people at our college were absolutely always fucking and always fucking each other. It's like band kids. I still can't figure out, maybe because of the way I grew up, but I still can't figure out why. Why do the band kids?

Because it's not happening in the way that, it's not happening in the same way with the choir kids or the theater kids, but the band kids and the acapella kids, there's some sort of something in the water with those kids that they're all, because all the teens are the same level of horny, I think. Yeah. Or do you think they have a different sort of level? Okay, so like, were you a late bloomer?

Yeah. Okay. How late? Oh. And how bloomed? Well, I would say late, like, college. Yeah, me too. Like, I didn't have a first kiss until I graduated high school.

And I just, like, I think that I was probably like a horny high schooler, but I just didn't really clock it as an option. Oh, interesting. Like, to me, I was like, well, that's not really an option. That's for other kids. Yeah, that's for like crazy. Same with drinking and like drugs. As I was like, well, that's not even on the table for me. What was your crew in high school?

Impro. What would you have labeled yourself? Improv kids. Okay. And my two crews were improv kids and all of the most twisted, funny, dark sense of humor honors kids. So like the AP kids who like, like there were people who would like, like, they would like fuck with the teachers and they would like print. out things. Like they'd hack into printers and write like, we need more yellow ink in yellow ink until that yellow ink ran out. And then they'd like, that's incredible. It was, there were like

those types of people, like kind of like motherfuckers, but they were all AP kids. And I was like, they're really funny. And then improv kids. And that's how we met was improv. Those are the kids who drink hard in college. Yeah. They go to college and they go, oh, you know what? Actually, I need to make up for lost time. And I'm going to be making out with everyone at this party. Oh, yeah. No, because in high school, it's like... The honor students. Oh, yeah. Yeah. In high school, you're like trying, or at least I was, trying to get people to kiss you and everyone's like, probably not. And you're like, okay, no, heard.

No, totally, totally. Yeah, that's actually what I mean. Yeah, totally, totally. Yeah, totally fair. I was hoping you turn me down. And then when you graduate and you're like, oh, I can not reinvent myself, but I can like portray myself in a different light. Totally. Where it's like, oh, I already know about myself in high school that everyone's going to be like, You're the one with the scoliosis sprays.

But in college, none of you have to know that. Right. So in college, I can just be like, I've actually always been kissing. I've actually always been doing it right. And I've always been fucking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I've always been drinking. You do have that like summer to sort of recalibrate.

Yeah. And enter the space as a new you. Yeah. Leaving the scolioli behind. Leaving the scoli behind. And you were in musical theater school, correct? Yes. I went, see, this is, I kind of, it was a continuation of high school gave because it was doing theater in high school and then doing.

theater in college. Well, I did that too, but it's the, I mean, I didn't do musical theater. I did theater. I did playwriting, which is like even more like, wow, you are in a art. Wow, wow. But you, like, I feel like the, also the idea of being like the guy who, the straight guy in the musical theater program. Dude.

You must, I mean, people must be like, well, of course. We called it, we call it when I was, when I was touring with, uh, like theater shows. Yeah. We called it Tor goggles. And it's Oh my God. It's like it's the same thing at a theater program any straight person, any straight guy in a theater program like goggles. Like all the sudden

they're automatically so sexy. They called it they gave a three point bump on the scale. The bar goggles is really fun. Theater goggles, tour goggles. You get like this if you're a five, you're an eight. If you're an eight, you're an 11. It's like these guys are just cleaning up.

And then when you graduate and go on into the real world, and everyone's like, oh, man, Thomas was so hot. Yeah. And you go back and pull up Thomas and you're like, oh, whoa, this guy was cleaning up in the Performing Arts Center. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, it's Denny's hot. It's Denny's hot.

We used to go to Denny's. Talk to me about Denny's hot. We used to go to Denny's late at night. We used to go to Denny's late at night. And we would see these Denny's. waiters and we'd be like, wow, you're all like kind of stunning. Because sometimes the Denny's has like a really good cast, right? Yeah, you'll have like a really good cast of waiters at the Denny's and you go like, well,

this one's pretty good. We refer to a wait staff at every restaurant as a cast. Yeah. Love that. Because it's just what it is. But it would be like a thing where inside the Denny's, you'd be like, well, in relation to all these other fucking weirdos at the Denny's, yeah, we'd be at the Denny's late at night and it's us.

It's like, these people are pretty awesome. So there was like a time that we were like young. I like this though. Yeah, we were at Denny's. You just said there was a time where we were young and you said, I like this. I like this. Tough. Go ahead, go ahead, clip that.

Put that. No, I like that. I like this. Stop talking. Can we give me more adults to adopt? Yeah. I like this. Talk about being young.

We were young. Oh, great. And I think I gave my number to, I like wrote my number on a receipt for the waiter because I was like, well, this waiters. I never had the courage. I never have had the courage. But she's cool like that. No, no, no.

Once you left the scoliosis behind. Once I left the scoliosis. You were certain to. I think mostly what it was is even when I had the scoliosis, I was still making moves. No one was picking it up. And I think a lot of people also were being like, I don't know. They just weren't into it. I've never made moves.

I just quietly obsess. And then if someone guesses right or if someone strong arms me into a relationship, I date them. Wow. What a good way to be. Mostly assume that people are thinking of me in friend vibes, which is totally fine. And so that in the way, in the way that when I do go like, should we fuck? Yeah. Sometimes they'll go like, oh, same.

You're like, you're hilarious. And I go, right. Ah, what a funny. And that's fun. But at the Denny's, I literally like, I put my number down on the receipt. I was like, let's do this. Absolutely. Your Denny's hot.

And then we walked out. And as we walked out, the waiter started walking outside. And the second they exited the Denny's, I was like, well, probably not. Oh, yeah. What were we thinking? They left Narnia and time went back. It was like, in the Denny's, I was like, well, of course. And then the second they left the Denny's, I was like, probably not.

Yeah, definitely not. No, sorry. And they probably had the same experience. In the Denny's, they probably were like, yeah. And then outside of the Denny's, when they walked out, they probably were like, probably not. I don't think so, though. I think if a boy waiter gets a number, they go like, sounds great for me. I like a number.

I was out with my sister recently, and she was like, I think that chef is hot. We were out at this place. Chef's are intense. Chefs are intense, but they can be. Very hot. Totally. They're rock stars. So my sister was said to the waiter, hey, like, it was a girly girl waiter.

And she was like, can you like give, make sure this makes it to the chef and gestured. As we were leaving, we watched the interaction happen where. Oh, no. Oh, no. The waitress gave it to the wrong chef, an entirely different guy. And we watched as this waitress handed it to the wrong person pointed over at my sister. and my sister was like, oh no. And then started getting texts from the wrong chef.

Oh, no. So we've been having a running joke lately of Hot Chef Wrong Chef. Oh, wow. Let's play the game. Hot Chef wrong chef. That's so good. Devastating. And that's a lesson on clear communication.

Seriously. We need physical descriptors. She should have broken into the kitchen and said you. Chef's love when you come into the kitchen while they're on shift. One time when I was the seating host at a restaurant, a guy was left his number for the other seating hostess at the restaurant and I was like totally

and then he left and then he called and then said I just want to clarify it's not you it's the other one and I was like that's okay I know Who was that other one? No no I got it thank you It was I can't even remember her name Was it from at Napa? The girl who like

What was her name? God I don't remember her name Well yeah Kira Knightley And then she told that story over and over and over. Like it was so funny. Remember that guy who was like, not you?

And I was like, yes, I do. It's etched in my memory for sure. I was like that's funny. I like that story too. Oh my God. Do you want to present your case? Yeah, we can present our case for being your new child.

And then we have another segment after this that I'm very excited for. Okay. Okay. So this is, I'm trying to be a little emotionally manipulative here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is you as my dad protecting me, right?

Wow, okay. So this is you, that's you, that's me. Yeah. I don't know why I didn't label you. I just labeled you. That's fine. We know who I am because of the dad knife. Yeah, and you've got the dad knife, which is just for protection.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got my ghost ghost juice. This is also the dad force field. Of course. Whoa, and let's see what's on the outside of this dad force field. We've got the adults adopting adults guy. Uh-huh. Definitely protect me from him.

Uh-huh. Uh, we've got Carl Mahan with his gun. And we've got Ha Ha ha such good friends. And you're protecting me from all of this because you're my dad. And otherwise I'd be in grave danger. Yeah. And those are sort of the categories of dad protection, which is predator, physical, and also the emotional devastation.

Yeah, the emotional. Such good friends. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. So that's my drawing. Okay. What did you do, said me?

That's very good. Okay. Yours is better. Digesting that case, the case was made. Oh, mine's way worse. What did you do? Wait, mine might be offensive. Wait.

I don't know I'm Jewish. It's just a slur. I don't know I'm Jewish. I don't know I'm Jewish. I thought it would be good. I'm sure it is. We haven't seen it. We don't know it.

I promise you can't offend me. You know you. Unless who are you going to. Who do you think it's offensive to? What people grew up? So you grew up Christian. Yeah, I did. Oh, nice.

And I was trying to appeal to that. Wise. So I put you on the cross. Oh, I love that. And I'm running over on all four trying to save you. Oh, my God. I save you from being crucified. Yeah, okay, great.

And why is your body an animal's body? You have the scariest body. It's my scoliosis, Olivia. And I wanted to make it still kid-friendly, so we're at the slide. Yeah, okay, good. I think that's amazing. And thank God in the context of a crucifixion, you made sure that it was kid-friendly. It's a kid-friendly crucifixion.

So we don't have the stigmata. You're getting crucified at the slide. How am I? I, how am I? I don't know. I'm Jewish. Oh, it's more of like a duct tape super glue. Yeah, I don't. Oh, sorry.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, can you make me? My cousin has a tattoo of the stigmata on his feet. Really? Yeah. Both feet? Yeah. When he crosses, can you see through them?

Yes. You're like on there. Okay, great. And we're at the slide and I say, I save you and I'm coming through. I'm your child and I'm so afraid of the way you're running. You say, I save you and that's good. We're still working on language and we're still working. and we're still working on sort of movement.

It's a cool body I have. Yeah, I do love that. The body is is. Wow, that's very good. Body tea. Body tea. Body sleigh. Yeah.

So that's kind of sick. Yeah, no, definitely. And I do think the sense of panic, I'm not sure if we're picking that up on the cameras, but the sense of panic I have in my eyes seems right for the situation. Right, of course. As one would probably feel. Because I don't think if my daughter looks like that, she do save me.

I don't think she saved me. I don't think that can stand. upright. No. But she do try. She do try and we love her for that. She do try. Yeah. And that's what really happened in the Bibble. And that's really how it went down. That's how it went down in the Bibble. That's how it went down in the dyslexia friendly bill. It's very New Testament. I love that. So. So. So I guess you've got to adopt someone who's it going to be. Well, I do want to give, I do want to give a sticker to you both. I do want to give a sticker for having done a good job. Do you know that you accidentally gave me the perfect sticker? You gave me an asteroid. And that

is the only tattoo that I have is of an asteroid. Really? Yeah. And it can be something you're protecting me from. By the dad force field. Which one do I get? And what's it going to mean, Gabe? I think you get this little alien because we're going to need some additional help to rescue daddy on that one because it doesn't really look like we're going to be doing a good job of walking.

Oh, wow. Or rescue. Right on your face. But we do love the effort. And I'm so encouraged by your progress. Thanks, guys. And I could never make the choice between you both. So you have to adopt a ball.

I have to get you both. Share a bed. Share a bed. And then so you'll be waking up looking like this and then going back to sleep and I'll be in a tornado. And the bed will be ruined. Just one giant lint ball of the two of you in the morning. This is a segment called we're going to share a bed. It's front of music.

Cut the music. That's so exciting. Okay. So, wow, now that you have two new kids. Yeah. It's time to play another game. Perfect. So we obviously watched your special. We loved it. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. There is a song in it where you talk about the fact that you wake up in the middle of the night to record something that you think is a really good idea. And then you go back to sleep. And then when you wake up in the morning, you're like, what the fuck was that? Which is very relatable.

Totally. The song that you record is called. Dingle Dangle. Perfect. It's really good. Makes it in special. Made it all the way there. And what time do you think you came up with that at? Probably in the twos or threes of the a. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we wanted to do something where we kind of all explore the pits of our brains at three in the morning. Love that.

So many of mine are not at three in the morning. And that is what's so crazy about it. That's devastating. So many of mine are like pretty much fine, like fine times. So we're going to go through our notes app and share one by one just some of the stories. stupidest shit that we can't explain that we wrote most likely in the middle of the night. Yeah. Wow.

Olivia, you want to share something? Sure, sure, sure. Oh, gosh. Okay, I'll start with one that makes sense and I know why I wrote it down, I think. Okay. But I did write. Okay, so this was February 25th, 2024 at 7.38 p.m. And I remember writing this down because I was drunk and I wanted to remember it.

And it is Giatricide. Giatricide Oh, Giatricide Yeah, of course, Giatricide Like, suicide Like, like, Homicide

Yeah, like, exactly. Homicide for your Giatricide. Giatricide. Giatricide. Death by Giat? Or I guess you killing a Giat. Okay.

Yeah, so that was something I wrote down. I also wrote down Portal Potty. Okay, talk more on Portal Potty. I think just what it sounds like, right? Yeah, I'm in. Yeah. It writes itself.

Yeah, it writes itself. Like green light. Okay, green light. Green light, please. Okay, that's so good. Here's an idea I had, and maybe you guys can decipher it for me. In the middle of the night, I wrote, delete, make sure to delete. Hey, and did you?

I don't know. Okay. Couldn't tell you what I was referring to. Delete, make sure to delete. No, no, nothing else. That is like, I understand the level of concern. that you wake up knowing that you're supposed to do something. And I love that your brain was like, write down this thing that you probably could have done

on your phone right then and there. But future me needs to make sure to delete. Delete, make sure to delete. Can I give you one that's really similar? Yeah. Just says delete me and then venture in all class. Venture. Delete me.

Venture. Do you have one? I have one. I wrote down late at night recently. Practicing for a surprise party you found out about. Oh, wow. That's really good premise. Yeah, that's really good.

That one might actually work. That's really funny. You might have to do that. Where you're getting ready to be surprised. You're like in the mirror. Yeah, yeah. I also wrote down, oh, wait, where did that one go? Where did that one?

Oh, I just wrote down villain. Villain? That's really good. Just me or maybe an idea about one or I don't know. We're just like, you know how villains, right? You know villains. You know villains. Right?

Okay, here's one that happened at 11.05 p.m. And I love this one. I think I5S important to at 9, 3 as many individual human beings as possible. And here's the thing, actually, though, I went to school for this, and you're right, because I do think I5S important to at 93 for as many. Can you say it all together one more time? Yeah, I think I5S important to at 9 comma 3. as many individual human beings as possible.

Yeah. That was sort of Carl Sagan's whole thesis. Yeah, that's actually... I couldn't tell you with a gun to my head what that means. I think I-5S. I-5S. I'm already stumped. It could be a route.

Probably it's. Oh, it. I think it's important to at 9.3 as many individual human beings as possible. Yeah, that's so true. Make sure everyone's getting at, Com 3. Yeah.

Yeah. That's actually So true. Yeah. I have a note that just says a band called Dank Musty and the Wetfolds. Okay, that's everything.

Very good. Is that anything? Did we ever say anything like that? What is that? I don't know what that is, but I love it. That's very good. My next one says

dating app bios all saying they have or had COVID. And then it says, enter, enter, W.H. Enter, enter, what's in the vaccine. Enter, enter,

L. Perfect. Do you have another one? I have one that is, I wrote out the chords to love on top for some reason. I don't know when. Just October 16th at 6 p.m. I went and wrote out all the chords to love on top. Just in case I needed to play it at an event.

So crazy that could have just been a Google search. Totally could have been a Google search, but I was like, why don't I break down love on top this afternoon? I'm not busy enough. Let me make sure I do that. That's so funny. Try to figure this one out. Sure. This one is from 2022.

Okay. And it starts off with, I'm feeling us going to Vegas. Enter. Blue Shield, enter Popplat 6-665. Enter, enter, 7.5, 10, 20, 5. Enter, enter Blue Shield individual PPO. Weirdly enough, I know the middle one. The middle numbers.

What? What are... Say them again. 7.5, 10, 20, 5. Oh, you lost me. I would be so impressed if you knew what they were. When you said 7.5, I was like, shoe size. Yeah.

So it was like 7.5, 10, those are both shoes sizes. And then when you said 20 and 5, you lost me. No, that's fair. I was like, that's not dealing with Shaq. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. You're writing out people's shoe sizes. Yeah.

Yeah. Right? Do you feel like excited to have more children now, like with us? Do you excited for us to go home with? I'm so glad I don't have enough car seats for the both of you. So it may be a bit of a safety issue. We can lay on the floor. Yeah, we could double book you guys.

Under where the brakes and the gas are. Yeah, right under the pedals. Yeah, that's perfect. Actually, if you guys could work the pedals for me, then I can sort of sit crisscross applesauce and drive. I would do that. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. And I think that would enhance my day.

I love that. It could be a lot better for me. That feels good. Tell the people where they can find your dang stuff and where they can find your dang special. Oh my gosh. You can find my dang stuff at Gabe Gibbs pretty much everywhere. I'm Gabe Gibbs online. I'm Gabe Gibbs on YouTube. I'm Gabe Gibbs and in real life. And in real life, I'm Gabe Gibbs. My special, depending on when this comes out, will either be on VEPS, which is a streaming service that is kind enough to house it or I will have taken it back. I will have taken the power and released it on my own. Regardless,

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